Jet Offensive
The Rest Of The Sports World => You Don't Know Football => Topic started by: Johnny English on October 21, 2013, 04:16:44 PM
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Erik Frenz @ErikFrenz 1h
In #Patriots locker room waiting for players to get out of meetings. Looks like someone supplied free Uggs for the team. Boxes everywhere.
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Gay.
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There's no way he didn't get some excrement for that.
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Tom Brady was the cowardly lion for Halloween.
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(http://nowwatchmejock.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/tom_brady_gay.jpg?w=450)
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(http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bradyqueef.gif)
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I laughed my derriere off last night when that happened on South Park.
My favorite part is the second half where he Brady's in his excrement lol
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(http://i.imgur.com/LaFzwQl.jpg)
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My wife actually bought me that coat, but I don't wear it because it's too gay. She actually apologized for wasting the money.
The hat doesn't help at all.
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The hat is awful, but the coat is awesome.
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The hat is awful, but the coat is awesome.
It's a bit much for freaking around in the park.
Also, pea coats are for girls.
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The hat is awful, but the coat is awesome.
What do you think of his shoes?
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What do you think of his shoes?
Hard to tell from that picture, but I probably wouldn't wear quite such a casual style with that coat.
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It's a bit much for freaking around in the park.
Also, pea coats are for girls.
Pea coats are awesome. freak off.
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Pea coats are awesome. freak off.
(http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fn_natalie_portman_080423_ssv.jpg)
Perfect for women and fag-hags
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My wife actually bought me that coat, but I don't wear it because it's too gay. She actually apologized for wasting the money.
The hat doesn't help at all.
What size it? I'll take it off your hands. Gettin fuggin cold ...even down in tha durrrty souf
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My Dad still has his from when he was in the Navy, he loves it.
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My Dad still has his from when he was in the Navy, he loves it.
At that age you can easily rock that kind of attire.
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(http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fn_natalie_portman_080423_ssv.jpg)
Perfect for women and fag-hags
Meh, I have that one too. I actually quite like it.
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https://twitter.com/nfl/status/462725282802450432/photo/1
The jacket and shirt are actually pretty nice, but the red trousers ruin it.
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https://twitter.com/nfl/status/462725282802450432/photo/1
The jacket and shirt are actually pretty nice, but the red trousers ruin it.
He arrived to the gala in a hot air balloon. Quite possibly the gayest thing he's ever done.
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Looks like gay Vanilla Ice.
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Looks like gay Vanilla Ice.
Well that's like calling you a downs syndrome retard.
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https://twitter.com/nfl/status/462725282802450432/photo/1
The jacket and shirt are actually pretty nice, but the red trousers ruin it.
Pretty much
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Well that's like calling you a downs syndrome retard.
No comment about using my real name?
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No comment about using my real name?
I got banned for a half hour.
Edit: Sorry to use your real name
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https://twitter.com/nfl/status/462725282802450432/photo/1
The jacket and shirt are actually pretty nice, but the red trousers ruin it.
It's the Derby. You're kind of supposed to dress like that. They do it for Belmont too, but I've never done it. freak that.
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Wow, this is a gay There's Something About Mary look:
(https://s.yimg.com/os/publish-images/omg/2014-05-05/17316110-d46e-11e3-9dd5-df0e53e819df_TomBrady-GiseleBundchen.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/qGIKXbS.jpg)
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NFL: AroundTheLeague @NFL_ATL 2h
Tom Brady: I've got my hands on centers' butts more than their wives http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000377548/article/tom-brady-ive-got-hands-on-centers-butts-more-than-wives?CAMPAIGN=TWITTER_ATL …
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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-england-patriots-1629216508
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I put this in the Lolpats thread as well it should be posted twice, look how scared the fairy looks:
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Tom Brady
Athlete · 2,482,093 Likes
· Yesterday at 9:21am · Facebook Mentions ·
Should have gone on the teacups ride with the kids... #TBtbt
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I want to punch him in the face so bad.
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He looks like Sherlock Holmes... detective of the male anus.
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He looks like Sherlock Holmes... detective of the male anus.
He has a raging clue.
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His diet is based in part on what season it is and what kind of foods —hot property, or cold property—will help him maintain “internal harmony.” Yes, internal harmony was something that he talked about.
It’s less a training method for Brady than a life philosophy, which he hopes to teach to other athletes and other people once he’s done with football. He arrived at that philosophy through Alex Guerrero, a 49-year-old California native with a Master’s degree in traditional Chinese medicine. Brady calls Guerrero his “body coach.”
http://mmqb.si.com/2014/12/12/tom-brady-off-field-former-teammates/
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You can get a Masters degree in magic?
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You can get a Masters degree in magic?
dcm should be able to answer this
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Edelman on Brady: 'I truly love that man'
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000460739/article/julian-edelman-on-tom-brady-i-truly-love-that-man
(http://www.pinkwire.co.uk/images/Apple%20Cartoon.jpg)
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Hey, look who's too good to visit the president at the White House:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2015/04/23/no-thanks-obama-tom-brady-will-skip-white-house-ceremony/
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No matter how much you dislike the Presidents policies, it's a huge honor to get invited to the Whitehouse. You're a total freaking queynte if you dont go.
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Hard to pick a side on this one. I wouldn't want to meet either one.
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(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr184/abbahj9/Mobile%20Uploads/image_12.jpg)
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That's freaking brilliant.
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(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr184/abbahj9/Mobile%20Uploads/image_70.jpg)
Patented cum formula
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What kind of person buys that suit. Ridiculously overpriced for basic electrolytes or protein
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What kind of person buys that suit. Ridiculously overpriced for basic electrolytes or protein
(http://yourperfecttrainer.com/uploads/1268/user_photos/original/orig_IMG_5132.jpg)
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3766112/So-said-barber-Megyn-Kelly-Tom-Brady-shows-new-haircut-press-conference-promptly-ridiculed-online.html
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freak you for making me give the Daily Heil a click.
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Nice penis haircut, fag.
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Megyn Kelly. lmao
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Did his beard approve of it?
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(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr184/abbahj9/Mobile%20Uploads/image_70.jpg)
Patented cum formula
Tom Brady has to have the worst logo of all time. All i see when i look at that logo is T3 which nakes me upset because terminator 3 sucked.
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http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/09/02/tom-brady-plays-preseason-games-without-nfl-logo-on-helmet/
Definitely worth at least another four games.
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Ok you faggots get ready to rub yourself raw: I am not sure if it's nsfw or not, no freaking way was I going to click it. Bo you can open it @ work doing your two favorite things, bestiality and nude dudes.
http://thebiglead.com/2016/09/27/tom-brady-nude-vacation-photos-italy/ (http://thebiglead.com/2016/09/27/tom-brady-nude-vacation-photos-italy/)
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brady is neither fabulous nor a fashionista, title of the thread should be changed
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(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a7/a3/1a/a7a31ab988be58f3b4b78645391c615a.jpg)
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brady is neither fabulous nor a fashionista, title of the thread should be changed
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a7/a3/1a/a7a31ab988be58f3b4b78645391c615a.jpg)
When his career is over, I can totally see him doing the Rupaul thing. d swordz you're wrong. I hope you see why.lol
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CudCdbzUIAAstkG.jpg)
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http://www.winnipegsun.com/2017/02/24/tom-brady-deflategate-movie-and-book-in-the-works
of course
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http://www.winnipegsun.com/2017/02/24/tom-brady-deflategate-movie-and-book-in-the-works
of course
Oh god
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(http://i.imgur.com/4dbsrcV.jpg)
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_Kx2eHXcAI_u7l.jpg)
I think Big Papi and Brady are on a date.
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They both receive.
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At least Papi can afford a jacket that fits properly. Seriously Brady, get a freaking tailor.
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At least Papi can afford a jacket that fits properly. Seriously Brady, get a freaking tailor.
tom brady does not know how to dress, not at all, and that's something that has been unchanged for years. fashionista should be nowhere near the title of this thread
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tom brady does not know how to dress, not at all, and that's something that has been unchanged for years. fashionista should be nowhere near the title of this thread
It's a slightly tongue in cheek title, but he does wear some good clothes sometimes. He's erratic though, and this is not a good jacket.
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freak Brady. He sucks. He is gay at everything he does. There is nothing good to say about him. The end.
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It's a slightly tongue in cheek title, but he does wear some good clothes sometimes. He's erratic though, and this is not a good jacket.
Isn't that the whole point of these events? To dress like an idiot?
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Isn't that the whole point of these events? To dress like an idiot?
Papi's doing it right - loud but well tailored. Brady is doing it all wrong - understated and poorly tailored. And that stupid freaking hat as well.
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He looks like Jim Carrey from The Mask.
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Wow...
#NEW: @giseleofficial told @CharlieRose on @CBSThisMorning that Tom Brady had a concussion last year. "He does have concussions."
I mean, freak him, but wow.
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Wow...
I mean, freak him, but wow.
It's probably from all the roughing the passer flags hitting his helmet.
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It's probably from all the roughing the passer flags hitting his helmet.
Lol
Something I didn't think of when I first read it: the Patriots didn't disclose the concussions as injuries. Gisele may have just fucked over her hubby's team.
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Lol
Something I didn't think of when I first read it: the Patriots didn't disclose the concussions as injuries. Gisele may have just fucked over her hubby's team.
That's how it's being reported by some outlets. That the Patriots may have cheated again by not disclosing and reporting Bradys concussions to keep him on the field
Of course thus is entirely based on his wife's comments
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Lol
Something I didn't think of when I first read it: the Patriots didn't disclose the concussions as injuries. Gisele may have just fucked over her hubby's team.
Who knows if she even knows what a concussion is. She might be assuming it all because he's old and is sore after games. Nothing will come of this.
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I would suggest removing a first round pick next year
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I would suggest removing a first round pick next year
Lot of good that did....
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She looked like excrement in that interview.
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Madden Curse struck so soon? Wasn't expecting it to from that bimbos mouth though.
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Madden Curse struck so soon? Wasn't expecting it to from that bimbos mouth though.
The NFL penalty would be 100s of thousands and draft picks under the new rules.
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That one's pretty easy to get out of since Giselle is a model not a doctor.
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That one's pretty easy to get out of since Giselle is a model not a doctor.
True. Unless the NFL investigates and finds out Kraft has been paying doctors to keep their mouth excrement, or a disgruntled former player corroborates the story.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/lacesoutshow/status/959175568326619137?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Eios%7Ctwgr%5Eother%7Ctwcon%5E7100%7Ctwterm%5E0
What. The. freak.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/lacesoutshow/status/959175568326619137?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Eios%7Ctwgr%5Eother%7Ctwcon%5E7100%7Ctwterm%5E0
What. The. freak.
lololol
held that kiss just a tad long lolololol
and he talked to him like a prison bitch lol
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Brady's son to a 8 /o Girl: I am a great tongue kisser.
8 y/o girl: Yeah how do you know?
Brady's son: My Dad says I am the best.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/lacesoutshow/status/959175568326619137?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Eios%7Ctwgr%5Eother%7Ctwcon%5E7100%7Ctwterm%5E0
What. The. freak.
This is so much worse than Belichick's daughter kissing photo, and that was already pretty freaking weird.
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WHAT THE freak!? That's weird as excrement. My 15 month old son is always trying to kiss me. I call him gay and pushed him down.
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https://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/05/tom-brady-gisele-photo-met-gala-outfit-reaction-twitter-jokes-nfl-patriots
So gay.
But gat dayum his wife is hot. I'd dress up like a gay magician too if she asked me.
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https://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/05/tom-brady-gisele-photo-met-gala-outfit-reaction-twitter-jokes-nfl-patriots
So gay.
Should have ended it here.
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giselle is a superstar model, but she's not hot. both parts of that sentence can be true
she's the tallier/skinnier, brazilian version of that horse from sex and the city
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i'd much rather fvck lady gaga than giselle
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giselle is a superstar model, but she's not hot. both parts of that sentence can be true
she's the tallier/skinnier, brazilian version of that horse from sex and the city
You are delusional if you think she's not hot. I guess everyone is entitled to an opinion, but that's as close as you can be to having a wrong opinion. You are correct that some models are not hot, but she isn't in that category. She's freaking gorgeous by anyone's standards except you and maybe JFIF because he only bangs 11/10's. And Puck because he's gay.
I don't know what to tell you if you think she's not hot. Look, I hate Tom Brady a lot, but he does have a hot wife.
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i'd much rather fvck lady gaga than giselle
Elite megalabia
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You are delusional if you think she's not hot. I guess everyone is entitled to an opinion, but that's as close as you can be to having a wrong opinion. You are correct that some models are not hot, but she isn't in that category. She's freaking gorgeous by anyone's standards except you and maybe JFIF because he only bangs 11/10's. And Puck because he's gay.
I don't know what to tell you if you think she's not hot. Look, I hate Tom Brady a lot, but he does have a hot wife.
i'm not saying she's ugly, i'm just not saying she's hot. you will see random chicks on the street that will make you go 'goddam this bitch is hot', i've seen/known girls in my life that make you think 'how fvcking hot/beautiful is this girl?' every time you're lucky enough to see them. all i'm saying is that giselle will never be a girl that will make me go 'goddamn she is a fvcking hottie' when i see her.
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i'm not saying she's ugly, i'm just not saying she's hot. you will see random chicks on the street that will make you go 'goddam this bitch is hot', i've seen/known girls in my life that make you think 'how fvcking hot/beautiful is this girl?' every time you're lucky enough to see them. all i'm saying is that giselle will never be a girl that will make me go 'goddamn she is a fvcking hottie' when i see her.
I mean models tend to be skinnier and taller than everyday hot women.
Obviously models are way hotter than whatever most (all) of us are banging in real life. But I do agree with the sentiment that the kind of smoking hot female you see on the street will blow away some of these 6'3 Amazonian anorexic models with no funbags and no derriere.
Giselle is hot and all, but I'd take the chick on the street with the fat derriere in yoga pants anyday
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Pretty sure Giselle has a dick
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I'm with swordz and dcm on this. Objectively nice to look at, but I don't find 5'10 110lbs especially hot.
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Giselle does meet my definition of hot but I agree that she doesn't do this for me:
i've seen/known girls in my life that make you think 'how fvcking hot/beautiful is this girl?' every time you're lucky enough to see them. all i'm saying is that giselle will never be a girl that will make me go 'goddamn she is a fvcking hottie' when i see her.
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Nice placement of the hand.
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https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/tom-brady-it-was-great-players-took-a-knee-during-anthem-before-nfl-games-in-2017/
If Brady was just slightly more sympathetic to the kneeling protests you'd see his jersey burning in the streets of Worcester.
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https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/tom-brady-it-was-great-players-took-a-knee-during-anthem-before-nfl-games-in-2017/
If Brady was just slightly more sympathetic to the kneeling protests you'd see his jersey burning in the streets of Worcester.
Isn't he a Trumper?
Dudes talking out both sides of his mouth
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Isn't he a Trumper?
Dudes talking out both sides of his mouth
Yeah it's basically a non-answer designed to aound nice.
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https://twitter.com/Sp0rtsTalkJo3/status/1021262826940313600?s=19
Let's look at some of the incredibly difficult passes Tom Brady completed in Super Bowl 52. Wow. https://t.co/SKTv8aw0It
absolutely incredible how Brady threaded the needle on these throws. Nobody else could complete these passes except Brady. https://t.co/F13VjnqTrO
here's a few more passes by Tom Brady in Super Bowl 52 that any 80 year old with severe arthritis could make https://t.co/OdiQZ0Npnv
Check out Tom Brady's "Game Winning Drives" from Super Bowls 36 & 39. These throws are INSANE!!! https://t.co/cXolxKMP5J
Barry McCockiner...lol. Might have to give this dude a follow.
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Tom Brady’s company took almost $1M in PPP loans, while 52% of small businesses that applied didn’t get any.
Tom Brady is worth $200,000,000. https://t.co/St2L95ODxr
Fuuuuuuuck him, but mainly the shitbags that didnt think the process through.
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Tom Brady’s company took almost $1M in PPP loans, while 52% of small businesses that applied didn’t get any.
Tom Brady is worth $200,000,000. https://t.co/St2L95ODxr
Fuuuuuuuck him, but mainly the shitbags that didnt think the process through.
Tom Brady is a piece of excrement.
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https://twitter.com/frankpallotta/status/1388602062045433861?s=19
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https://twitter.com/frankpallotta/status/1388602062045433861?s=19
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Greg Auman
@gregauman
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Referee Shawn Hochuli via pool report on the unsportsmanlike conduct penalty on Bucs QB Tom Brady in today's game: "He got in my face in an aggressive manner and used abusive language. As for the hit, we did not think that it rose to the level of roughing the passer."
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https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/tom-brady-retirement-decision-seen-as-imminent-by-those-close-to-qb-who-remain-convinced-hell-call-it-quits/
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Good, freak off
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"I want to play until I'm 50!"
*Loses in the playoffs once*
"I quit!"
Seriously gtfo.
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I thought he seemed resigned to retirement since he stayed on the field and patiently congratulated the victors this time. Usually he immediately runs off crying to go spit in a mirror and start his offseason kegels.
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Good, freak off
Eternally grateful to Matt Stafford for killing Bardy.
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Eternally grateful to Matt Stafford for killing Bardy.
The first good thing that fat queynte has ever done
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Someone on reddit pointed out that if Brady does retire, he takes a huge dump on Roethlisberger's enshrinement in five years. So that's nice.
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I wouldn't be surprised to see if some kind of talk arises of trading Brady to San Francisco for Jimmy G.
Tampa presumably would be happy to get a long term potential QB (and anything for Brady)
Brady would be happy to go to San Francisco
49ers would be happy to have a 1 maybe 2 year window, and their young rookie to sit behind an all time great
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i just cant see somebody like tom not forecasting this all beforehand so that every game that final year becomes a farewell tour
this is fabulous tom we're talking about
he's not going to ride off quietly into the sunset
if anything all of these 'retirement' rumors may very well be his own team creating building up their own hype machine prior to announcing that this upcoming year will be brady's last dance
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He's officially retiring
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He's officially retiring
I've dreamt of this day for years.
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I’ll believe he is done when he isn’t on a roster week 1
Also call the Bucs offer them #4 for Mike Evans since they need to start over and are about to lose Godwin in FA.
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Good.
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If he was still playing for the Pats, I would enjoy this a lot more. As it is, I don't really care. Still disappointed we couldn't beat him that last time.
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(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f0/Fuck_Brady_%2826303772848%29.jpg/320px-Fuck_Brady_%2826303772848%29.jpg)
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https://twitter.com/KylenMills/status/1487536452590206977?t=SzWugtcb71T67Bh5o2VTjQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/MikeGiardi/status/1487543857671811079?t=knfDe0eMQH0g69kLCubtcA&s=19
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Lol Schefter sucks.
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NFL Network's Ian Rapoport reports that Tom Brady does plan to retire and says the pushback is based on the timing of the news rather than the validity.
This has always seemed like the most likely option, as Brady may have wanted to wait for this news to come out or perhaps announce it himself rather than having it leaked by national reporters. Numerous sources indicate the Buccaneers have yet to hear that Brady is retiring, but both Rapoport and ESPN's Adam Schefter have now said that the 44-year-old's final NFL game is behind him. We'll wait for Brady himself to confirm in the coming days or weeks, but it seems likely that the greatest football player ever is hanging it up.
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I love how Brady's dad still calls him Tommy like he's in elementary school
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Based on Brady’s contract, he’s set to be paid $15-million from his $20-million signing bonus on February 4th. If Brady retires before then, however, he wouldn’t be owed that money.
Probable answer to why he denied retiring for now.
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https://twitter.com/NyjMike/status/1487510335183536135
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^Beautiful. The Harris and Allen INTs were the ones I was looking forward to the most.
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^Beautiful. The Harris and Allen INTs were the ones I was looking forward to the most.
That Harris INT was the most important play in that game, that was the 'wait a minute, we can compete with these guys' moment, and we then kicked their freaking derriere.
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That Harris INT was the most important play in that game, that was the 'wait a minute, we can compete with these guys' moment, and we then kicked their freaking derriere.
So goddamn slow though. He ran like a 350 lb lineman.
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So goddamn slow though. He ran like a 350 lb lineman.
Dude got chased down by Algee Crumpler.
I love Harris but speed was never an asset for him.
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freak Him
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Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
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Tom Brady officially announced his retirement.
this time....it's over for good.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CZcDCOOr-v4
I particularly enjoy the way he goes on for several pages thanking various parts of the Tampa org as well as a wide variety of individuals and all of the fans, but makes not a single mention of anyone that has anything to do with the Patriots, including the fans.
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Matthew Stafford ended Brady's career
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Matthew Stafford ended Brady's career
He knew his powers were gone when he couldn't even beat Stafford.
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goodbye for life, scumbag.
though I'm sure FOX is already falling all over themselves to offer Brady a Romo deal and replace Aikman.
Anyway, considering that money is an issue, if I were the Bucs I'd be seriously considering trying to keep the band together so to speak (re-sign ryan jenson, curtis godwin) etc. before hitting up the Eagles to see what they want for Minshew.
Lot of dot connecting from the media about Jameis making a return as well, but the last time he was there Bruce Arians constantly looked like he wanted to choke him out at midfield.
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goodbye for life, scumbag.
though I'm sure FOX is already falling all over themselves to offer Brady a Romo deal and replace Aikman.
Anyway, considering that money is an issue, if I were the Bucs I'd be seriously considering trying to keep the band together so to speak (re-sign ryan jenson, curtis godwin) etc. before hitting up the Eagles to see what they want for Minshew.
Lot of dot connecting from the media about Jameis making a return as well, but the last time he was there Bruce Arians constantly looked like he wanted to choke him out at midfield.
Twitter is currently one massive Brady cumfest.
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https://twitter.com/nyjets/status/1488546086977343488
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Cheating, lying, degenerate. freak you Brady.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CZcDCOOr-v4
I particularly enjoy the way he goes on for several pages thanking various parts of the Tampa org as well as a wide variety of individuals and all of the fans, but makes not a single mention of anyone that has anything to do with the Patriots, including the fans.
- atta boy brady
https://www.patsfans.com/new-england-patriots/messageboard/threads/reports-brady-to-retire-update-tom-announces-retirement.1157721/page-43#post-6314326
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All kinds of excrement trickling out making it sound like Brady to the 49ers is a real possibility.
The alleged drama with him and Arians, the awkward retirement rumors, and frequent speculation about him going to the 49ers.
I'd have to imagine there's at least double digit odds it's a thing, though it's probably not probable
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https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1503147141795045378?t=X2y9CuKyiDZKNMqd9ZaLfw&s=19
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lmao
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*Checks date*…
It’s not April 1st. freak
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https://twitter.com/JennaLaineESPN/status/1503083809939542018?t=Jyw1XzBq_PBJJHrQJtaEBA&s=19 (https://twitter.com/JennaLaineESPN/status/1503083809939542018?t=Jyw1XzBq_PBJJHrQJtaEBA&s=19)
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Oh well.
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And cue all the dudes resigning in Tampa for one last run
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i'm not the type to wish injury on a player...but Brady needs a career-ender in the worst way. freak off already.
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And cue all the dudes resigning in Tampa for one last run
resign: to voluntarily leave a job
re-sign: to voluntarily agree to do a job for an additional period
HTH
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i'm not the type to wish injury on a player...but Brady needs a career-ender in the worst way. freak off already.
I am the type, and I agree.
I don't understand why people don't wish injury on players they don't like.
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I am the type, and I agree.
I don't understand why people don't wish injury on players they don't like.
I have a bad enough relationship with karma....wishing injuries on players just throws gas on that fire.
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Tom Brady: it's time for me to step back and dedicate my time to family
Tom Brady two months later: freak these people are awful, I'm coming back
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I have a bad enough relationship with karma....wishing injuries on players just throws gas on that fire.
Karma doesn't care what you think, just what you do.
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Karma doesn't care what you think, just what you do.
my powers of jinx exceed this line of thinking
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Tom Brady: it's time for me to step back and dedicate my time to family
Tom Brady two months later: freak these people are awful, I'm coming back
Giselle must be a freaking awful person for anyone to stop having 24/7 secks with her.
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Giselle must be a freaking awful person for anyone to stop having 24/7 secks with her.
After half an hour you'd be sitting on the sofa in your underpants with a bowl of popcorn watching Sportscenter while she was finishing herself off in the bathroom. We're middle aged men, stop kidding yourself.
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Giselle must be a freaking awful person for anyone to stop having 24/7 secks with her.
she's obvious super model material and she is obviously way out of my league by about a million levels, but she is actually kind of bland/boring when considering the women rich, famous, good-looking, successful male athletes are pulling
i honestly think he's coming back because he spent a good couple of months with his family and figures it's enough to tide him over for another year, where we will undoubtedly go through all of this again
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After half an hour you'd be sitting on the sofa in your underpants with a bowl of popcorn watching Sportscenter while she was finishing herself off in the bathroom. We're middle aged men, stop kidding yourself.
I agree, but I'd keep disappointing her. No mercy.
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I agree, but I'd keep disappointing her. No mercy.
Brady's the same age as you, or pretty close. You think he's any more impressive in the sack? He's going back to football so she can go back to freaking the pool boy.
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Giselle is Brady's beard....i thought you guys knew this
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This isn't surprising if you go by what Brady previously said, that he'd stop playing when he sucks. It felt like he was pressured into retiring so I'm not shocked it didn't stick.
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Just another reason to hate that stupid team I support.
I’m pretty sure Ronaldo’s performance against Spurs partially inspired this. freaking Tottenham.
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Just another reason to hate that stupid team I support.
I’m pretty sure Ronaldo’s performance against Spurs partially inspired this. freaking Tottenham.
I'm holding you personally responsible.
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Announced that he will be working as an analyst on Fox after he retires from playing.
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Announced that he will be working as an analyst on Fox after he retires from playing.
I would say that he is done after this year. I'd put good money on it. Guy has already made mention about how he's missing time as a father, he probably wants to be at home a little bit more whilst making that money.
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I would say that he is done after this year. I'd put good money on it. Guy has already made mention about how he's missing time as a father, he probably wants to be at home a little bit more whilst making that money.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSZyrvvWQAcsof3?format=jpg&name=small)
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Yeah, if he was so concerned about spending time with his kids growing up he would have stayed retired and gone straight to his $30M+ a year job at Fox.
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Announced that he will be working as an analyst on Fox after he retires from playing.
Jesus freaking christ he signed a 10 year contract with them.
I hope the Jets continue to be a CBS team
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https://twitter.com/BPhillips_SB/status/1531282176460849153?t=eEZSgjqvU6t6Z-fo12L94Q&s=19
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https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1534978035153182720?s=21&t=WC4gIDP8bs3K1I3j8emPUQ
So.... yes.
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https://twitter.com/danny_heifetz/status/1561233452095209472?s=21&t=1kYiCDD5yz-_-rEuOH0lrw
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https://twitter.com/danny_heifetz/status/1561233452095209472?s=21&t=1kYiCDD5yz-_-rEuOH0lrw
Oh, I thought I heard them saying on Eisen that they were pretty sure the lover of the older lady was Ryan Fitzpatrick with the Dolphins.
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https://twitter.com/PaulZeise/status/1566137230288162819
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Marrying a football player and then complaining that he spends all his time playing football seems a bit like buying a house next to an airport and then complaining about planes flying over your house.
Still, if it's a problem for her she's welcome to divorce him and then marry me. Although Sundays watching football are non negotiable.
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Marrying a football player and then complaining that he spends all his time playing football seems a bit like buying a house next to an airport and then complaining about planes flying over your house.
Still, if it's a problem for her she's welcome to divorce him and then marry me. Although Sundays watching football are non negotiable.
I think it's funny that she wants him out of the league as much as we all do.
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Only fitting that were linking articles from women's health
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I think it's funny that she wants him out of the league as much as we all do.
If only Bucs-Jets were on this year’s schedule with Micheal Clemons as Mo Lewis 2.0 - full circle
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/johnnycash/willthecirclebeunbroken.html
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https://twitter.com/louie_louiee_/status/1570950935643582464?s=46&t=8pgsgF8iaS7BSf7aJ4Ydzw
https://twitter.com/louie_louiee_/status/1570950935643582464?s=46&t=8pgsgF8iaS7BSf7aJ4Ydzw
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https://pagesix.com/2022/10/04/tom-brady-gisele-bundchen-hire-divorce-lawyers-sources-say/
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(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c3/TAMMY_WYNETTE_lp.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/Divorce.jpg/320px-Divorce.jpg)
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Morgan Freeman reverentially asking Tom Brady, "You wrote this?"
(https://i.imgur.com/gUzCJpb.gif)
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Drew one of the worst roughing the passer calls I've ever seen today.
https://twitter.com/MitchMossRadio/status/1579201471467307008
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Jerome. Boger. Is. A. Walking. Mistake.
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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1580986658576486400?t=-SUJkZtLFYB7411DVDHCVA&s=19
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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1580986658576486400?t=-SUJkZtLFYB7411DVDHCVA&s=19
This bitch...
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https://twitter.com/nickmangold/status/1581655858227789825?t=GdceWVsymYWZW8CGSenxow&s=19
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Replies are elite. "Ha ha ha you're just bitter and what do you know about an NFL locker room anyway?"
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Replies are elite. "Ha ha ha you're just bitter and what do you know about an NFL locker room anyway?"
They could have saved those replies for this guy (who is also correct)
https://twitter.com/harrisonpkent/status/1581784396054421504?t=1EWGRowRBfIE0B_B3qMkHw&s=19
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https://www.theonion.com/bucs-protection-scheme-involves-o-line-asking-defense-1849683216
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I know Todd Bowles is an absolutely awful coach, but this is ridiculous!
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20221024/d1d50c86ea617978162991b9bf107c65.jpg)
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Nice.
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Gisele gives Brady an Ultimatum. (https://nesn.com/2022/10/tom-brady-rumors-gisele-bundchen-offers-buccaneers-qb-ultimatum/)
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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1586010589943705600
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Tom is not a smart man
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Tom is not a smart man
He's an addict
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Ferocious:
https://twitter.com/AB84/status/1584721575827283968
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He's an addict
homie's literally married to the fvckin game, and it literally cost him his actual marriage lmfaooooooooooooooo
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https://twitter.com/outkick/status/1592189025930334209?s=46&t=fPmJsiaec4t7GZ9lV8Znkg
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https://twitter.com/outkick/status/1592189025930334209?s=46&t=fPmJsiaec4t7GZ9lV8Znkg
That took long. Divorce proceedings started what a month ago?
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https://twitter.com/LeBatardShow/status/1602076680675561472?s=19
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And FOX pulled the Brock-Brady beatdown to switch to Sam-Geno ..lol
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https://twitter.com/giseledaily/status/1602016581600649218
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https://twitter.com/nojumper/status/1609059723646767104
WHAT THE freak....
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Have you been a good boy?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/NAMBLA_Claus.jpg)
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…otoh, credit where due…
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1606344327713755165
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Holy excrement, Tom Brady produced this piece of excrement.
https://youtu.be/-UeGXB2NjR8
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Holy excrement, Tom Brady produced this piece of excrement.
https://youtu.be/-UeGXB2NjR8
I would cannonball into an active volcano before watching this.
No cap! /djbeans
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I think I'd rather watch both Avatar movies back to back.
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I would cannonball into an active volcano before watching this.
No cap! /djbeans
LMAO
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What would you rather watch
This movie, or Brady in the SB this year?
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I like Jane Fonda and the movie is probably much shorter than a football game, but on the flipside Tampa Tom is less offensive than NE Brady and he might lose in the Super Bowl.
So, given I have options as an adult, neither.
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Bye, bitch
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Bye, bitch...again
FYP
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Now we'll have to hear him announce. We'll never be rid of this fucker.
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Now we'll have to hear him announce.
That's what he just did
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That's what he just did
Bo means announce games on TV
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Bo means announce games on TV
Yeah, I guess I wasn't specific.
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One less QB option to distract other teams from Rodgers.
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Bo means announce games on TV
I don't think he'll be very good at that.
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https://twitter.com/LegerDouzable/status/1620783494191525888?s=19
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I don't think he'll be very good at that.
I agree.
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Todd Bowles ruins another QB.
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New oldest player: https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/10quvh0/with_tom_bradys_retirement_the_last_player_from
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New oldest player: https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/10quvh0/with_tom_bradys_retirement_the_last_player_from
Not correct. Robbie Gould turned 40 in December.
Edit: the post is longest active, not oldest.
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Dies this mean the Jets could be giving up massive compensation for the oldest non kicker in the league?
Or is there anyone older than Rodgers
Nvm if it's longest active
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Dies this mean the Jets could be giving up massive compensation for the oldest non kicker in the league?
Or is there anyone older than Rodgers
Nvm if it's longest active
If Jason Peters retires then Rodgers would be both oldest and longest active non-kicker.
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https://twitter.com/LegerDouzable/status/1620783494191525888?s=19
^ That was absurd.
vvv This otoh was awesome. Say what you want about Brady but to get right up after taking this shot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqTmz_-scYA
Pick #199.....it's not like he was hiding from view at a little known school but at no less a program than Michigan and whose last college game was rallying the Wolverines from 28-14 down vs. Alabama in the Orange Bowl to an OT win...granted 'Bama's kicker bricked the PAT but still. #199? And to think, the Jets had a scout who knew that Lloyd Carr screwed Brady over by having him share QB duties with Drew Henson even during Brady's final season only to have Brady repeatedly bail his derriere out... Stupid fuckin Lloyd Carr, stupid freaking NYJs......dumb as ring posts...
https://jetsxfactor.com/2020/04/17/mike-tannenbaum-confirms-new-york-jets-scout-loved-tom-brady-in-2000-draft/
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Already seeing speculation that Brady isn't beginning his broadcasting this year to leave the door open to signing with a contender if they lose their starting QB
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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1656992642318704640?s=20
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Way to put Giselles money to work Tom
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Brady in Paris today at Roland Garros
https://twitter.com/NBCSports/status/1667943446575734784
https://twitter.com/eurosport/status/1667946304469647362
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Tom Brady will always be a certifiable fairy in my eyes...but he's 100% correct with his opinion here.
https://x.com/stephenasmith/status/1726777326183109004?s=20
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Tom Brady will always be a certifiable fairy in my eyes...but he's 100% correct with his opinion here.
https://x.com/stephenasmith/status/1726777326183109004?s=20
He’s largely responsible for the league being as soft as it is.
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Tom Brady will always be a certifiable fairy in my eyes...but he's 100% correct with his opinion here.
https://x.com/stephenasmith/status/1726777326183109004?s=20
Ugh, Stephen A Smith & Tom Brady.... why would you make me watch this before 9:30am. I will hold you accountable for this.
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He’s largely responsible for the league being as soft as it is.
that's low info, dude. Looowwwwww
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Really interesting take from someone who would scream at the refs every time a defensive player got within arms reach of him.