Post by: Johnny English on October 17, 2013, 11:25:58 AM
(Although obviously there's a bunch of other places this could happen as well. I just wanted to bring back a classic thread.)
Post by: Badger on October 17, 2013, 11:43:35 AM
Post by: Badger on October 17, 2013, 11:46:15 AM
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WINNIPEG – A 40-year-old Florida man has been sentenced to eight years in prison for disguising himself as a busty female clown and robbing a Winnipeg credit union at gunpoint.
Rondell Johnson barged into the Crosstown Civic Credit Union last December and demanded cash.
He was wearing a dress, blonde wig, white gloves and a mask, while a pair of Nerf balls were used as breasts.
Johnson has been given credit for 10 months of time served.
It’s unclear how or why he was in Canada in the first place.
http://www.680news.com/2013/10/15/florida-man-gets-eight-years-for-dressing-as-clown-robbing-winnipeg-bank/
Post by: Fenwyr on October 17, 2013, 05:54:26 PM
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It’s unclear how or why he was in Canada in the first place.
Quoted for truth.
Post by: Badger on October 25, 2013, 03:20:45 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/25/john-henry-shiffner-assault-girlfriend-blames-obama_n_4164018.html
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A Florida man accused of pushing his pregnant girlfriend on the ground reportedly began wildly rambling about Obama following his arrest.
John Henry Shiffner, 18, was arrested Saturday evening in the town of Century, according to an Escambia County Sheriff's report obtained by The Smoking Gun. Shiffner's 30-year-old girlfriend said he was agitated because of a recent death in the family, and when she tried to calm him down, he pushed her on the ground hard enough that she landed on her back.
The woman is two and a half months pregnant, which she said Shiffner knew.
The arresting deputy wrote in the report that Shiffner "began rambling on about how Obama is right." Shiffner then allegedly stated, "Obama said cops always listen to women."
Some light Googling indicates that Obama has probably never said this.
Post by: Johnny English on October 29, 2013, 11:54:47 AM
Post by: Tommy on October 29, 2013, 12:32:45 PM
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/102835
Oh no. no no no no no no.
Post by: bojanglesman on October 29, 2013, 01:59:55 PM
Post by: Badger on October 29, 2013, 02:04:02 PM
Quick hypothetical......would you rather wake up from surgery with both arms amputated or your penis amputated? As weird as it sounds, I'd say bye to my wiener.I know a guy who was born without arms and legs. He does alright.
Post by: 624 on October 29, 2013, 02:15:34 PM
I know a guy who was born without arms and legs. He does alright.
We all know Hobbes
Post by: Tommy on October 29, 2013, 02:18:39 PM
Quick hypothetical......would you rather wake up from surgery with both arms amputated or your penis amputated? As weird as it sounds, I'd say bye to my wiener.
Jerking off with a prosthetic hand sounds like fun.
Post by: bojanglesman on October 29, 2013, 02:33:16 PM
Jerking off with a prosthetic hand sounds like fun.
I did not consider this. Probably feels like someone else is doing it. Bonus points.
Post by: Fenwyr on October 29, 2013, 11:44:58 PM
Quick hypothetical......would you rather wake up from surgery with both arms amputated or your penis amputated? As weird as it sounds, I'd say bye to my wiener.
I am old enough to have been laid more than I deserve. If I am going to hang around for a while longer I will need my arms more. Don't get me wrong, this is a Sophie's choice from hell, but at least I won't need Viagra in 10-20 years.
Post by: Johnny English on November 03, 2013, 10:22:38 PM
Post by: Badger on November 05, 2013, 11:09:17 AM
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MOST superheroes fight crime. Florida Man, whose Twitter feed identifies him as “the world’s worst superhero”, commits them. Some are petty (“Florida Man Seen Shoving Snake Down His Pants in Orlando Pet Store”). Some are violent (“Florida Man Aims Semi-Automatic Rifle at Snake, Shoots Urinating Friend”). Some are rude (“Florida Man Caught Showering Naked with a Garden Hose on High School Campus, Blames Mexicans”). Sometimes Florida Man finds love (“Florida Man Comes to the Aid of Drunk Woman Who Fell off Park Bench, Public Sex Ensues”).
Post by: Badger on November 21, 2013, 03:51:41 PM
2 drunk 2 care
Post by: Tommy on November 21, 2013, 10:51:29 PM
Post by: NDMick on November 21, 2013, 11:01:51 PM
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/11/kayla_mendoza_accident_drunk.php
2 drunk 2 care
She's going to care when she's in prison for 10 years.
Post by: Libero_2 on November 22, 2013, 03:30:04 AM
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/11/kayla_mendoza_accident_drunk.php
2 drunk 2 care
Is it ok to say she is a freaking retard? Or is that less ok than Thomas Howard? Or more ok to call her a freaking moron than Howard?
Post by: Badger on November 23, 2013, 01:06:16 PM
Post by: Johnny English on November 29, 2013, 12:53:51 PM
Post by: Tommy on November 29, 2013, 01:01:22 PM
http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2013/11/29/3004921/tea-party-leader-gay-thugs/
The Christian conservatives really need their own political party. They used to dominate the Democratic party, then switched over to the Republican party. Get them the freak out.
Post by: Johnny English on November 29, 2013, 01:03:37 PM
The Christian conservatives really need their own political party. They used to dominate the Democratic party, then switched over to the Republican party. Get them the freak out.
Stop oppressing fine upstanding Christian Americans, you gay thug.
Post by: dcm1602 on November 29, 2013, 02:16:37 PM
And it's just some shitty hardwing ideological blog using it to push their point and make the other side look stupid.
Nut jobs are bad, it's not a secret. If every moron that said something stupid was news, well thered be a lot more news
Both sides have more than a few people deserving of being locked in a padded room
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 29, 2013, 03:27:58 PM
The Christian conservatives really need their own political party. They used to dominate the Democratic party, then switched over to the Republican party. Get them the freak out.
When did Christian conservatives dominate the Democratic Party? The strongest Christian wings were Progressives.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 04, 2013, 08:44:51 AM
Post by: Badger on December 04, 2013, 08:49:08 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 04, 2013, 08:56:33 AM
I had no idea Florida had bears.
Oh yeah, in the North and Central part, quite a bit of them.
Post by: Johnny English on December 04, 2013, 08:56:52 AM
I had no idea Florida had bears.
I'm glad you said that, I had the exact same thought.
Post by: Tommy on December 04, 2013, 09:37:41 AM
Post by: Johnny English on December 08, 2013, 08:11:27 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 08, 2013, 08:53:19 PM
Post by: Johnny English on December 08, 2013, 10:41:42 PM
Post by: JFIF on December 08, 2013, 10:49:37 PM
Post by: 624 on December 08, 2013, 10:52:45 PM
i went outside in a t shirt and shorts and i broke a sweat
You sure it wasn't a tear?
Post by: JFIF on December 08, 2013, 10:58:25 PM
You sure it wasn't a tear?
Hey guys! Tennis is totally not gay because I might be giving tennis lessons to Robert Deniro. Let me go post about it in the movie thread.
Post by: Heismanberg on December 08, 2013, 11:00:21 PM
Hey guys! Tennis is totally not gay because I might be giving tennis lessons to Robert Deniro. Let me go post about it in the movie thread.
Tennis is less gay than crying over video games
Post by: JFIF on December 08, 2013, 11:02:19 PM
Tennis is less gay than crying over video games
Is it less than gay than thinking because you're a HS coordinator you should be an NFL GM?
Post by: 624 on December 08, 2013, 11:02:59 PM
Post by: Johnny English on December 16, 2013, 02:37:41 PM
Post by: Badger on December 16, 2013, 02:40:17 PM
Post by: JFIF on December 16, 2013, 02:46:25 PM
It seems like all the best stuff happens in Broward County.
a lot of white trash and poor black neighborhoods. what could go wrong?
Post by: Johnny English on December 16, 2013, 02:47:56 PM
a lot of white trash and poor black neighborhoods and Puck. what could go wrong?
FTFY
Post by: Badger on December 16, 2013, 02:52:12 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 16, 2013, 03:56:45 PM
I believe Puck is just outside Broward County lines.
Yes sir but Dade has plenty to go around, this entire area is for the birds.
Post by: Johnny English on December 18, 2013, 02:46:29 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 18, 2013, 06:47:54 PM
Puck sinks to new depths (http://www.takepart.com/article/2013/09/15/rhesus-monkey-herpes-florida)
Hahahahaha
Post by: JFIF on December 26, 2013, 11:07:01 AM
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/local/teen-charged-in-murder-of-his-mother-on-christmas-eve-1.254087?page=0
Post by: Tommy on December 26, 2013, 11:11:34 AM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 26, 2013, 11:56:37 AM
What a fuckn' poopchute.
Maybe he just really didn't want to spend time with his family.
Post by: Heismanberg on December 26, 2013, 02:04:43 PM
I don't think life in Prison is gonna work out too well for this guy
They won't put that wannabe Michael Myers in general population.
Post by: Tommy on December 26, 2013, 02:12:49 PM
Maybe he just really didn't want to spend time with his family.
Hahahhahaha. Come on, man.
Post by: Johnny English on December 26, 2013, 02:43:45 PM
Post by: Badger on December 26, 2013, 10:08:10 PM
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Five teenagers were arrested when a 600-person brawl broke out in a Florida movie theater’s parking lot on Christmas night.
Described by police as a “melee,” the fight occurred around 8:30 p.m. on Wednesday outside the Hollywood River City 14 movie theater in Jacksonville when a group tried to storm the theater’s doors without purchasing tickets, police said. Several had rushed an off-duty police officer working as a security guard.
The officer “administered pepper spray to disperse the group, locked the doors and called for backup, following protocol,” said Lauri-Ellen Smith, a spokeswoman for the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office.
Soon after the pepper spray was used, “upward of 600 people moving throughout a parking lot about the size of a football field began fighting, disrupting and jumping on cars,” she said.
Sixty-two police officers were called to the scene to break up the brawl, “sequestering them and separating them,” Smith said.
Post by: Heismanberg on December 26, 2013, 10:14:49 PM
Post by: Cane on December 27, 2013, 05:28:56 AM
"Described by police as a 'melee'"
Sounds more like a brouhaha to me. Maybe even a hullabaloo.
Post by: Tommy on December 27, 2013, 10:00:51 AM
I bet most of them were there to see A Madea Christmas
Hahahahahaha
Post by: Jumbo on December 27, 2013, 10:23:52 PM
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DELTONA --
A Volusia County woman is charged with battery after throwing a spoonful of peanut butter at her brother.
Deputies took 29-year-old Rachel Byrd into custody after getting into an argument with her brother, who is also her roommate.
The argument started when Byrd got mad because her brother's dog urinated in their living room.
That's when Byrd threw the peanut butter at his face and the dog bit her in the leg.
She was arrested, even though the brother said he didn't want to press charges.
Post by: Heismanberg on January 03, 2014, 03:39:08 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 03, 2014, 07:22:33 AM
http://www.wfla.com/story/24349814/breaking-bad-winner-arrested-on-drug-charges
True genius.
Post by: Johnny English on January 04, 2014, 12:26:20 PM
Post by: Badger on January 15, 2014, 06:51:51 PM
http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2014/jan/15/how-13-year-old-became-dancer-strip-club-miami-bea/
Post by: JFIF on January 15, 2014, 06:58:17 PM
This one's a doozy.
http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2014/jan/15/how-13-year-old-became-dancer-strip-club-miami-bea/
That place is the shittiest of excrement strip clubs. No one goes there except unsuspecting tourists...only the worst of the worst strippers work there, so its not exactly surprising it'd happen there. A strip club with no booze is retarded.
All the good strip clubs are on the mainland.
Post by: Badger on January 15, 2014, 07:11:53 PM
Post by: klaximilian on January 15, 2014, 08:06:59 PM
I've never heard of a dry club. Closest thing was a BYOB club.
All sorts of dry clubs around here. The closest thing to a real strip club is up in SF.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 15, 2014, 08:11:50 PM
Apparently lap dances aren't legal in DC.
Post by: Johnny English on January 15, 2014, 08:49:59 PM
I've never heard of a dry club. Closest thing was a BYOB club.
In Vegas it used to be that if you wanted your club to be fully naked it had to be dry; when I first went there something like 15 years ago the only fully naked club with booze was the Palomino. I'm presuming that is no longer the case.
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 15, 2014, 11:58:48 PM
Can't even be topless here in Virginia. For the life of me I can't figure out why someone would go to a titty bar with no titties.
Apparently lap dances aren't legal in DC.
Even if they were, you really wouldn't like the options in DC strip clubs.
Post by: Tommy on January 16, 2014, 12:19:25 AM
Post by: Fenwyr on January 16, 2014, 10:12:11 AM
In Vegas it used to be that if you wanted your club to be fully naked it had to be dry; when I first went there something like 15 years ago the only fully naked club with booze was the Palomino. I'm presuming that is no longer the case.
That is still precisely the case. The Palomino is the only fully nude place that can sell booze.
Post by: Badger on January 16, 2014, 10:14:46 AM
Can't even be topless here in Virginia. For the life of me I can't figure out why someone would go to a titty bar with no titties.
Apparently lap dances aren't legal in DC.
I'm taking so many mental notes from this thread.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 16, 2014, 10:29:38 AM
For the rest of you there's Tricky Richards and Chippendale's.
Post by: Badger on January 17, 2014, 09:43:47 AM
http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/wesley-chapel-movie-theater-shooting-suspected-gunman-curtis-reeves-jr-makes-first-appearance
Post by: Coach K on January 17, 2014, 09:45:21 AM
Dunno how this didn't make it in here yet.
http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/wesley-chapel-movie-theater-shooting-suspected-gunman-curtis-reeves-jr-makes-first-appearance
I forgot to update you guys wit that. I'm like 40 mins from where that happened
Post by: Coach K on January 17, 2014, 09:48:13 AM
Quite a few stories have been woven down here.
Tampa is this amazing place that changes between hood rat and high end every few blocks.
Tampa, a sunny place for shady people.
Post by: Badger on January 17, 2014, 09:48:17 AM
I forgot to update you guys wit that. I'm like 40 mins from where that happened
I've been aware of the story for a few days but I forgot to post it.
Post by: JFIF on January 17, 2014, 09:50:03 AM
Tampa is the strip club capital of the country.
Quite a few stories have been woven down here.
Tampa is this amazing place that changes between hood rat and high end every few blocks.
Tampa, a sunny place for shady people.
The strip clubs are better in South Florida. you can get away with more.
Post by: Coach K on January 17, 2014, 09:54:57 AM
The strip clubs are better in South Florida. you can get away with more.
Lol I don't like south Florida. Or at least the Miami area. Too many white pants, manicured eyebrows, and unwarranted arrogance.
Its like being trapped in a feminine art deco nightmare
Post by: Coach K on January 17, 2014, 09:57:28 AM
Still stand by my previous statement though
Post by: bojanglesman on January 17, 2014, 09:59:28 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 17, 2014, 10:44:49 AM
Myrtle Beach has a few good nudie bars.
(http://www.fiestaval.com/images/myrtlebeach_m.jpg)
(http://www.myrtlebeachcondos.org/images/condos-myrtle-beach.jpg)
(http://www.idcide.com/i/mc2/sc/myrtle-beach.gif)
Post by: bojanglesman on January 17, 2014, 10:48:19 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 17, 2014, 12:25:17 PM
Best strip in SC is Lust in Greenville. Platinum Plus can be alright too.
Post by: JFIF on January 18, 2014, 03:15:17 AM
Lol I don't like south Florida. Or at least the Miami area. Too many white pants, manicured eyebrows, and unwarranted arrogance.
Its like being trapped in a feminine art deco nightmare
there's no question people in this city are cunts. But most of that excrement attitude is on the beach. South beach is just another whole freaking bizarro degenerate world trapped in a 20 block radius. The other areas have gotten much better in terms of quality of people, surprisingly. Lots of cool areas in this city now
Post by: Tommy on January 18, 2014, 05:12:47 AM
Post by: JFIF on January 18, 2014, 05:31:20 AM
Why do you live there then? All you do is complain about it.
lol whut
did you even read my post?
You know South Beach does not = all of Miami right? That's like saying Times Square is all of New York City. or some excrement
Maybe 20 years ago all you had was South Beach and Coconut Grove, but the city has a ton of cool areas now with cool bars, lounges, restaurants, art galleries and shops.
Post by: Tommy on January 18, 2014, 08:44:11 AM
lol whutq
did you even read my post?
You know South Beach does not = all of Miami right? That's like saying Times Square is all of New York City. or some excrement
Maybe 20 years ago all you had was South Beach and Coconut Grove, but the city has a ton of cool areas now with cool bars, lounges, restaurants, art galleries and shops.
Ive only ever been to south beach.
Post by: JFIF on January 18, 2014, 04:48:23 PM
q
Ive only ever been to south beach.
I figured by your comment.
Most people (even those who have been a few times) automatically assume Miami = South Beach. But South Beach is basically just like a few square miles of area. I lived there for 6 years(well, technically called North Beach now), it was great but i'm over it.
Most young professionals in Miami live in Downtown, Brickell (the financial district), Midtown/Design district or places like Aventura. That's where you'll find more normal people...a lot of transplants from all over the past 6 years so the native Miami douche factor has dwindled greatly.
All the degens (whether they're rich somehow or broke) live in south beach.
Post by: Badger on January 20, 2014, 11:25:01 AM
Post by: JFIF on January 21, 2014, 04:35:32 AM
Post by: Tommy on January 21, 2014, 06:57:36 AM
Post by: Badger on January 21, 2014, 08:41:41 AM
Post by: JFIF on January 21, 2014, 10:58:35 AM
apparently it was gay porn, hence the "bullying". Kinda figured otherwise people would be high fiving him
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2014/01/florida_high_school_student_su.php
Post by: Miamipuck on January 21, 2014, 11:59:09 AM
The conversation goes like this:
Interviewer: You perform in gay porn?
Dude: Why yes but I am not gay.
Interviewer: On really, What do you do in these movies?
Dude: Well I blow dudes and do anal and they blow me.
Interviewer: But you're not gay?
Dude: Nah it's just a job.
Yeah ok.
Post by: Badger on January 29, 2014, 08:56:35 AM
http://www.wtsp.com/news/topstories/article/354538/250/55-bodies-found-buried-at-Dozier-reform-school
Post by: Heismanberg on January 29, 2014, 11:30:13 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_School_for_Boys
http://www.wtsp.com/news/topstories/article/354538/250/55-bodies-found-buried-at-Dozier-reform-school
/in before someone makes a shitty joke about Dexter
Post by: Johnny English on February 03, 2014, 11:48:04 AM
Post by: Coach K on February 03, 2014, 01:29:50 PM
/in before someone makes a shitty joke about Dexter
More confessions from victims
http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=95774
I dunno who'd make a joke. This story reads like a freaking Stephen King novel or small scale Holocaust
Post by: JFIF on February 04, 2014, 12:23:00 AM
I dunno who'd make a joke.
A lot of people have trouble helping themselves when reading Dick Colon
Post by: Johnny English on February 04, 2014, 10:04:11 PM
Post by: Badger on February 04, 2014, 10:08:01 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/04/kenneth-haskins-apartment-fire-masturbation_n_4724538.html
^Holy excrement, it's Arseface (http://www.comicsbulletin.com/main/sites/default/files/rage/images/030427/arseface.jpg)!
Post by: Heismanberg on February 04, 2014, 10:20:41 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on February 05, 2014, 01:43:20 AM
Post by: JFIF on February 06, 2014, 03:12:03 PM
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2014/02/frozen_alligators_and_meth_fou.php
Post by: JFIF on February 17, 2014, 02:03:58 PM
Post by: Johnny English on February 25, 2014, 07:09:01 AM
Post by: Badger on March 07, 2014, 08:31:14 AM
Post by: reuben on March 09, 2014, 07:20:14 PM
Trip Steak?
Benderloin?
Rib-high?
Post by: Badger on March 09, 2014, 08:09:39 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 11, 2014, 09:00:59 AM
Post by: Coach K on March 28, 2014, 11:51:47 AM
fast forward to the 1:00 mark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqZoaWKv2k
local news
some security guard brutally beat two elderly people in their beds at a nursing home. with a damn car jack. they didnt die, luckily, as another security guard walked in and returned the favor.
somebody got stabbed over a bicycle . to death. and the mugshot was a creepy homeless guy wearing a shirt that said "DREAM KILLER"
never had a shirt been such a valid advertisement
Post by: Miamipuck on March 28, 2014, 12:21:33 PM
road rage/instant karma . some guy was cutting people off, and then tailgated this woman. after a minute or so of her being tailgated she started recording with her cell. he then goes to cut her off and noticed her recording, so he slowed down again to give her the finger on video. he then tries to pass her again and massive fail ensues
fast forward to the 1:00 mark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqZoaWKv2k
local news
some security guard brutally beat two elderly people in their beds at a nursing home. with a damn car jack. they didnt die, luckily, as another security guard walked in and returned the favor.
somebody got stabbed over a bicycle . to death. and the mugshot was a creepy homeless guy wearing a shirt that said "DREAM KILLER"
never had a shirt been such a valid advertisement
(http://i.imgur.com/V2gDps8.gif)
Post by: Coach K on March 28, 2014, 01:50:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/V2gDps8.gif)
It's just not the same without hearing him spin out and smash and the lady verbally taunt him as she passes his wreckage
Post by: reuben on March 28, 2014, 03:24:28 PM
road rage/instant karma . some guy was cutting people off, and then tailgated this woman. after a minute or so of her being tailgated she started recording with her cell. he then goes to cut her off and noticed her recording, so he slowed down again to give her the finger on video. he then tries to pass her again and massive fail ensues
fast forward to the 1:00 mark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqZoaWKv2k
freak that bitch. When I tailgate you in the left lane, it's a semi-polite way of saying "You're going too slow for the passing lane, please change lanes." If you ever have to say "this pathetic excuse for a human being tailgated me for about three minutes" while you're in the left lane, you're the poopchute.
Post by: Coach K on March 28, 2014, 03:55:55 PM
freak that bitch. When I tailgate you in the left lane, it's a semi-polite way of saying "You're going too slow for the passing lane, please change lanes." If you ever have to say "this pathetic excuse for a human being tailgated me for about three minutes" while you're in the left lane, you're the poopchute.
I don't really care cause I wasn't there.
But I don't think the smart response is to slow down and flick her off when you could've simply passed her
Then because your too busy flocking off said camera to notice there's a median where your now trying to cut her off.
IM gonna say that guy is a moron.
And if you drove down here nothing would surprise you. Ppl tailgate down here. Hence people getting brake checks all the time leading to more accidents and road rage this video is typical fl
Post by: reuben on March 28, 2014, 04:34:04 PM
I don't really care cause I wasn't there.
But I don't think the smart response is to slow down and flick her off when you could've simply passed her
Then because your too busy flocking off said camera to notice there's a median where your now trying to cut her off.
IM gonna say that guy is a moron.
And if you drove down here nothing would surprise you. Ppl tailgate down here. Hence people getting brake checks all the time leading to more accidents and road rage this video is typical fl
Yeah the dude ain't bright, no argument there.
Post by: Fenwyr on March 29, 2014, 05:44:06 PM
Post by: Pope on March 29, 2014, 08:18:13 PM
Belongs more in the annoyances thread, but it pisses me off to no end when I am doing 5mph OVER the speed limit in the left lane and some poopchute is tailgating me. If I'm doing 70 in a 65 in the left lane because all the other idiots are doing 55-60 in the other lanes, go freak yourself.
In NJ/NY metro if you're not doing 20-25 mph over the limit in the fast lane you'll get harrassed
Post by: IATA on April 08, 2014, 12:39:41 PM
St. Petersburg, FL
http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2014/04/08/Topless-Chick-Goes-Crazy-in-McDonalds
Post by: bojanglesman on April 13, 2014, 08:51:18 PM
Horny Woman Calls 911 And Asks Officer For Sex
Post by: Miamipuck on April 13, 2014, 11:34:24 PM
Post by: Coach K on April 14, 2014, 09:16:41 AM
Post by: Badger on April 14, 2014, 09:26:14 AM
It's never dull. Florida is like living in the real world version of a Horribly Depressing and Things of No Proper categorization crossover thread
At least you guys have lizards. Lizards are awesome.
Post by: Coach K on April 14, 2014, 09:33:55 AM
At least you guys have lizards. Lizards are awesome.
Florida isn't actually that bad at all, long as your not in the boondocks.
Then again some of the middle of nowhere Towns are awesomely serene.
plus people watching is a hobby of mine
Post by: Badger on April 14, 2014, 09:36:47 AM
Florida isn't actually that bad at all, long as your not in the boondocks.
Then again some of the middle of nowhere Towns are awesomely serene.
plus people watching is a hobby of mine
(http://twentyfourframes.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/rear-window.jpg)
Post by: Coach K on April 14, 2014, 09:47:40 AM
(http://twentyfourframes.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/rear-window.jpg)
Rofl
Something like that.
Post by: Tommy on April 14, 2014, 09:53:08 AM
The day I move back to New York will be one of the happiest days of my life.
Can you really lump Miami in with the rest of Florida though? Miami is awesome.
Post by: Coach K on April 14, 2014, 09:59:37 AM
Can you really lump Miami in with the rest of Florida though? Miami is awesome.
The only good thing about Miami is good food n hot chicks.
The rest of it could burn to the ground for all I care
Post by: Miamipuck on April 14, 2014, 10:10:47 AM
Can you really lump Miami in with the rest of Florida though? Miami is awesome.
Come live here, the douchebag factor down here is off the freaking charts. I know we joke a lot but this is 100% serious. I hate the people down here, hate em. There is no common courtesy, none. No matter how you break things down, you have to live in and around people and it makes it much worse without any common courtesy. Everyone is so damn angry all the time, it's so weird.
Edit: The Florida Keys are awesome and in no way do I mean the Keys in regards to the above. I could live down there if it was viable. I don't want to sell real estate or be a fishing captain so I can only visit, although I love fishing.
Post by: Badger on April 14, 2014, 10:14:43 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 14, 2014, 10:19:01 AM
My family is on vacation in the Keys right now.
My family is on vacation in the Keys right now.
The 3 sports in the Keys:
1.) Sport Fishing
2.) Sport Drinking
3.) Sport freaking
Damn, I could have recommended a few places for them to visit. If they like fishing I know a great captain that can catch fish in a mud puddle plus he is wildly entertaining. (think Capt. Ron but also the best fisherman I have ever seen.). Seriously though if you like the relaxed beach/water/fishing atmosphere, the Keys are one of the single best places in the country.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 14, 2014, 11:03:48 AM
http://gma.yahoo.com/black-bear-mauls-florida-woman-drags-her-garage-164756458--abc-news-topstories.html (http://gma.yahoo.com/black-bear-mauls-florida-woman-drags-her-garage-164756458--abc-news-topstories.html)
Post by: Badger on May 07, 2014, 08:19:43 PM
Post by: MBGreen on May 07, 2014, 11:41:21 PM
Post by: NDMick on May 08, 2014, 12:09:02 PM
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2014/05/florida_man_wants_to_marry_my.php
If you delete the porn, are you a wife-killer?
Post by: Badger on May 15, 2014, 12:25:16 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on May 15, 2014, 12:37:48 PM
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/05/13/fl-cops-fired-377-rounds-at-unarmed-men-in-deafening-barrage-that-killed-suspect-friend/
They didn't put the best quote in the story. One of the Police Chiefs was asked how come they shot at those guy 377 times, his response was, " Because we ran out of bullets."
freak those two they just shot a cop, I wouldn't care if they used 1,377 bullets.
Post by: bojanglesman on May 15, 2014, 12:39:21 PM
Post by: Badger on May 15, 2014, 12:50:05 PM
They didn't put the best quote in the story. One of the Police Chiefs was asked how come they shot at those guy 377 times, his response was, " Because we ran out of bullets."
freak those two they just shot a cop, I wouldn't care if they used 1,377 bullets.
Would you care if the cops killed more cops? They almost did.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 15, 2014, 12:57:28 PM
Would you care if the cops killed more cops? They almost did.
Nope, collateral damage.
Post by: ons on May 15, 2014, 01:20:45 PM
They didn't put the best quote in the story. One of the Police Chiefs was asked how come they shot at those guy 377 times, his response was, " Because we ran out of bullets."
freak those two they just shot a cop, I wouldn't care if they used 1,377 bullets.
Apparently the second dude who was killed was unrelated to the initial crime.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 15, 2014, 01:23:49 PM
Apparently the second dude who was killed was unrelated to the initial crime.
Please refer to post #139.
Post by: Johnny English on May 16, 2014, 11:40:58 AM
Post by: Johnny English on May 25, 2014, 04:39:52 PM
No, it isn't The Onion.
Post by: Heismanberg on May 25, 2014, 04:41:53 PM
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/never-too-early-buccaneers-recruiting-babies-to-build-their-fanbase-052514
No, it isn't The Onion.
They'll probably still suck a decade from now when those kids actually know what's going on, and by then, they'll be rooting for someone else.
Post by: Johnny English on June 12, 2014, 08:36:14 PM
Post by: Badger on June 16, 2014, 04:57:13 PM
Post by: Badger on June 17, 2014, 09:54:57 AM
Post by: Tommy on June 17, 2014, 10:07:19 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on June 20, 2014, 08:48:05 AM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/1c03b28d0ccf57672da1a8444cd67e25/tumblr_mjepmpq8vN1qb7ti4o2_500.jpg)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/87506d02c0e32be5a0feb35bd4b88fc2/tumblr_inline_mjfk2lpFbK1qz4rgp.gif)
Post by: Badger on June 23, 2014, 01:41:40 PM
Post by: Johnny English on June 23, 2014, 01:52:43 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on June 23, 2014, 02:28:13 PM
How is driving the wrong way on a major highway and having two accidents because you're stoned only a misdemeanour?
Care to take a glance at the title of the thread you're posting in?
Post by: dcm1602 on June 23, 2014, 03:26:48 PM
Care to take a glance at the title of the thread you're posting in?It's not titled Living In America though?
Post by: Badger on June 24, 2014, 11:22:10 AM
Post by: Johnny English on June 24, 2014, 04:26:20 PM
Post by: Badger on July 06, 2014, 09:43:54 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on July 18, 2014, 11:16:31 PM
Post by: Libero_2 on July 19, 2014, 07:56:17 AM
A semi good story for once, father beats the excrement out of pedophile. (http://news.yahoo.com/police-fla-father-beats-accused-child-abuser-193806138.html)
Best part of the story is the cop saying how they couldn't find anything to charge the father with. You know in some part of the country somebody would be in an uproar that he didn't show enough restraint as he beat him to within an inch of his life.
Post by: Johnny English on July 19, 2014, 08:43:39 AM
Post by: dcm1602 on July 19, 2014, 09:42:26 AM
I don't think any jury anywhere would convict given the father caught him in the act, and I don't think any DA would try and make charges stick. It's very different to hunting someone down after the act vigilante-style.Not to mention I'm pretty certain that it's self defense
I mean if the guy went to his garage and got a baseball bat or something he'd likely be going to trial. But unarmed, I think it's clear cut
Post by: Badger on July 19, 2014, 09:47:03 AM
Not to mention I'm pretty certain that it's self defense
I mean if the guy went to his garage and got a baseball bat or something he'd likely be going to trial. But unarmed, I think it's clear cut
What if he parked his truck away from his house? Premeditation!
/thread crossover
Post by: Badger on July 21, 2014, 11:46:14 AM
Post by: Johnny English on July 21, 2014, 12:16:11 PM
http://gawker.com/nude-beach-blow-job-jet-ski-fight-leads-to-wife-s-death-1608253016
Post by: bojanglesman on July 21, 2014, 01:36:18 PM
Maybe the best headline ever.It's as if they just threw together a few random words in a title. Except it's true. Surprised the word "gay" isn't in the title. Would have been even funnier.
http://gawker.com/nude-beach-blow-job-jet-ski-fight-leads-to-wife-s-death-1608253016
Post by: Miamipuck on July 21, 2014, 02:03:03 PM
It's as if they just threw together a few random words in a title. Except it's true. Surprised the word "gay" isn't in the title. Would have been even funnier.
Did you read the article?
Gay should have been in the title.
Post by: bojanglesman on July 21, 2014, 02:04:24 PM
Did you read the article?I did. That's why I'm surprised it wasn't in the title.
Gay should have been in the title.
Post by: Tommy on July 21, 2014, 08:50:06 PM
I did. That's why I'm surprised it wasn't in the title.
Surprised? That word should be in your post.
Post by: Badger on July 23, 2014, 09:49:26 PM
Post by: Badger on July 24, 2014, 09:49:51 PM
http://uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2014/07/florida-lawmaker-wants-to-force-kids-to-watch-dinesh-dsouzas-america/
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/u-s-rep-mistakes-american-officials-for-foreigners-aw-1611072167
Post by: Badger on August 02, 2014, 06:43:37 PM
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A homeless man stole cookies from a church in the 10700 block of Okeechobee Boulevard. A deputy found him sitting by the building’s entrance. He said he had been looking for assistance, pulled on a door and it opened. He helped himself to the cookies, but a cleaning person saw him and called 911. A church employee arrived at the scene and said the church would press charges. The man was arrested and taken to the county jail. The value of the cookies was $2.25.
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/homeless-man-jailed-after-stealing-cookies-from-ch/nghbS/
Post by: Heismanberg on August 02, 2014, 08:33:14 PM
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/homeless-man-jailed-after-stealing-cookies-from-ch/nghbS/
god dammit
Post by: Johnny English on August 11, 2014, 09:36:26 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on August 11, 2014, 09:46:33 AM
I think I've figured out why people in Florida are all a) mental, b) assholes or c) both. It's the wrong freaking temperature everywhere. Outside it's too hot, inside it's too cold. These people seem to be utterly incapable of setting air conditioning to "pleasant", preferring instead to go with "a shade above the freezing temperature of ethyl alcohol". I've only been here for three days and I'm already thinking of shooting people.
You have never been to the tongue's house. That fucker keeps it like 78-80 inside. Holy excrement freaking old people all love it hot as hell inside. If you come down here, do not visit anyone over the age of 65.
Post by: bojanglesman on August 11, 2014, 10:07:30 AM
I think I've figured out why people in Florida are all a) mental, b) assholes or c) both. It's the wrong freaking temperature everywhere. Outside it's too hot, inside it's too cold. These people seem to be utterly incapable of setting air conditioning to "pleasant", preferring instead to go with "a shade above the freezing temperature of ethyl alcohol". I've only been here for three days and I'm already thinking of shooting people.Florida is a zoo for people.
Post by: Badger on August 11, 2014, 10:18:09 AM
You have never been to the tongue's house. That fucker keeps it like 78-80 inside. Holy excrement freaking old people all love it hot as hell inside. If you come down here, do not visit anyone over the age of 65.
I haven't set my AC below 77 all summer. Not that I prefer it, I'm just pinching pennies. Most of the time it's on 78 and econ mode.
Post by: bojanglesman on August 11, 2014, 10:23:43 AM
I haven't set my AC below 77 all summer. Not that I prefer it, I'm just pinching pennies. Most of the time it's on 78 and econ mode.Same here. A good ceiling fan makes 78 feel like 75.
Post by: Badger on August 11, 2014, 10:25:25 AM
Same here. A good ceiling fan makes 78 feel like 75.
lol, the ceiling fan in my apartment has a broken blade arm and I can't find a replacement. Landlord says he's not responsible since he didn't install it (previous tenant must have). So I took down all the blades and put them in a closet. As it was, the low hanging blade would smack the light fixture when it was spinning.
Post by: Miamipuck on August 11, 2014, 10:35:52 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on August 11, 2014, 10:39:16 AM
Jesus you guys are nuts. I have my AC turned to 60 all night long. When the Ac broke 10 years ago, I had one double the size put in. If it's not below 70 I can't sleep. In fact I need frost on my nipples to function inside.Its because you are a gay penguin.
Post by: Johnny English on August 11, 2014, 10:39:44 AM
Jesus you guys are nuts. I have my AC turned to 60 all night long. When the Ac broke 10 years ago, I had one double the size put in. If it's not below 70 I can't sleep. In fact I need frost on my nipples to function inside.
More evidence to my original point.
Post by: bojanglesman on August 11, 2014, 10:41:12 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on August 11, 2014, 10:47:47 AM
More evidence to my original point.
I don't like it here and will be gone sooner rather than later, so I am probably the exception not the rule.
Post by: Miamipuck on August 11, 2014, 10:48:32 AM
Its because you are a gay penguin.
Is it because I like herring or I like to toss male penguin salad?
Post by: Badger on August 11, 2014, 10:56:01 AM
I think I've figured out why people in Florida are all a) mental, b) assholes or c) both. It's the wrong freaking temperature everywhere. Outside it's too hot, inside it's too cold. These people seem to be utterly incapable of setting air conditioning to "pleasant", preferring instead to go with "a shade above the freezing temperature of ethyl alcohol". I've only been here for three days and I'm already thinking of shooting people.
Have you been in people's homes or mostly hotels and other commercial settings? Not that your conclusion is wrong, but your experience may be skewed.
Post by: Johnny English on August 11, 2014, 11:09:24 AM
Post by: eyedea on August 11, 2014, 11:26:08 AM
Hotels, commercial venues and vehicles. It's a trip that has been characterised by fat obnoxious British people, and uncomfortable temperatures. Maybe the two are linked, maybe the overly cold air conditioning is a passive-aggressive response to the British being fat and obnoxious.
Florida also has more petos per capita then anywhere else is the US.
Post by: Miamipuck on August 11, 2014, 11:52:23 AM
Florida also has more petos per capita then anywhere else is the US.
You'd fit right in.
Post by: Badger on August 11, 2014, 11:53:00 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on August 11, 2014, 12:02:45 PM
The freak is a peto
(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0042/9942/products/peto_det_large_1024x1024.jpg?v=1353472797)
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSM-V4WddvRCQhyWCVGFWx6NfbHlnddYzmMy2_vWcmAL5FAWk5ECg)
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJh1zlRR9NrZt_0SWVOfQow4jn4inXFLy0ie6Iw2e13Rl0voyz)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8pzifj783cQ/T6VOSL4tv3I/AAAAAAAACpw/7sBN-O-AMks/s1600/PETOS+2012+imagen.png)
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTgYyj3tFxefKw1qh3cvWWv9Kj2R_eenKqovt5EBYuzSEPBI575Fw)
Post by: bojanglesman on August 11, 2014, 12:34:28 PM
Post by: Badger on August 29, 2014, 12:56:00 PM
http://gawker.com/4-year-old-kicked-out-of-preschool-over-moms-facebook-p-1627890802
Post by: Badger on September 03, 2014, 07:16:35 PM
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A stripper in Florida is facing criminal charges after hanging up on a deputy from the Pasco Sheriff’s Department who called about the woman’s missing 10-year-old daughter.
The sheriff’s office report about Bobbey Jo Boucher says she hung up on the deputy Wednesday after she told him that she “had to get on stage.” MyFox Tampa Bay said the deputy had contacted the 29-year-old about her missing daughter at the Calendar Girls strip club in the City of Hudson.
The deputy’s complaint says he was trying to gather information from Boucher so that he could file a missing persons report on her daughter, WTSP reported. The station said Boucher later said she put the deputy on hold to take another call.
The girl had been reported missing by her grandmother. The grandmother said the girl and Boucher had gone to a BBQ joint up the street from the strip club. Boucher told the deputy she left the girl there to go to work. The girl was found unharmed. She reportedly was missing about four hours.
Boucher was charged with obstruction. MyFox Tampa Bay said Boucher later posted bond and was released.
IT'S A STRIPPER NAMED BOBBY BOUCHER
Post by: Badger on September 03, 2014, 07:17:55 PM
http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/local/florida/2014/09/02/floridians-watch-out-for-caterpillars-covered-in-venom/14952777/
Post by: Tommy on September 03, 2014, 07:34:52 PM
Post by: Tommy on September 03, 2014, 07:36:42 PM
Hotels, commercial venues and vehicles. It's a trip that has been characterised by fat obnoxious British people, and uncomfortable temperatures. Maybe the two are linked, maybe the overly cold air conditioning is a passive-aggressive response to the British being fat and obnoxious.
Sounds a lot like HK actually.
Post by: Badger on September 18, 2014, 09:54:26 PM
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-kills-daughter-her-six-children-florida-murder-suicide-n206861
Post by: Tommy on September 19, 2014, 01:42:18 AM
I had a hard time deciding if I should put this in here or Horrific & Depressing.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-kills-daughter-her-six-children-florida-murder-suicide-n206861
Isn't this thread just a sub of horrific and depressing?
Post by: Badger on September 19, 2014, 08:19:24 AM
Isn't this thread just a sub of horrific and depressing?
& trashy & funny
Post by: Badger on September 22, 2014, 10:47:42 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on September 22, 2014, 10:52:53 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Miamipuck/GmifU.png)
Post by: Johnny English on September 23, 2014, 09:26:20 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on September 23, 2014, 12:42:07 PM
Post by: Badger on September 23, 2014, 12:52:53 PM
Hypothetical: you manage to con a beautiful woman into the bedroom. She is beautiful, perfect in all aspects except getting her bra off reveals she has 3 funbags. Do you have sex with her? If so, do you tell anyone?
Yes x2, you're gonna have to come up with something weirder.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 23, 2014, 12:55:15 PM
Hypothetical: you manage to con a beautiful woman into the bedroom. She is beautiful, perfect in all aspects except getting her bra off reveals she has 3 funbags. Do you have sex with her? If so, do you tell anyone?
Why would anyone say no to either of those?
Post by: Miamipuck on September 23, 2014, 12:57:11 PM
Hypothetical: you manage to con a beautiful woman into the bedroom. She is beautiful, perfect in all aspects except getting her bra off reveals she has 3 funbags. Do you have sex with her? If so, do you tell anyone?
Hell yes and I don't tell anyone, I tell everyone.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 23, 2014, 12:57:21 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on September 23, 2014, 12:57:56 PM
Hell yes and I don't tell anyone, I tell everyone.I meant to change it to 3 balls for Puck.
Post by: Miamipuck on September 23, 2014, 01:01:21 PM
I meant to change it to 3 balls for Puck.
Puck is a homo, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Post by: Badger on September 24, 2014, 02:43:07 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/09/23/report-woman-who-claimed-to-have-third-breast-added-is-fake/
http://www.snopes.com/photos/bodymods/jasminetridevil.asp
Post by: Badger on October 09, 2014, 11:15:07 AM
Post by: Johnny English on October 22, 2014, 11:22:48 AM
Post by: Badger on October 23, 2014, 02:09:15 PM
Post by: Badger on October 24, 2014, 07:51:53 PM
http://youtu.be/u54H2sV-0Hc
Post by: Jetaho on October 30, 2014, 04:29:02 PM
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/10/drunk_florida_man_tries_to_use.php (http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/10/drunk_florida_man_tries_to_use.php)
Post by: bojanglesman on November 07, 2014, 10:27:01 AM
Post by: Johnny English on November 23, 2014, 07:11:24 PM
Post by: Badger on November 26, 2014, 05:34:43 PM
Post by: Johnny English on December 08, 2014, 03:00:38 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 09, 2014, 08:28:56 AM
http://www.nbc-2.com/story/12107993/woman-causes-crash-shaving-bikini-area-while-driving
Did you notice the date on the story? I admit it's hilarious and typical Key West but lol it's an old story.
Post by: Johnny English on January 01, 2015, 05:39:46 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikehayes/florida-man-charged-with-murder-after-woman-found-decapitate?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpho#.naB8jN51N
Post by: Johnny English on January 07, 2015, 09:14:44 AM
Post by: Johnny English on January 07, 2015, 09:18:06 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2015, 09:50:05 AM
http://crimefeed.com/2014/12/woman-smears-poop in security guards face/ (http://crimefeed.com/2014/12/woman-smears-poop/)
Florida Couple Manages To Get “Trapped” In Unlocked Closet For Two Days (http://crimefeed.com/2015/01/couple-trapped-in-closet/)
Post by: Johnny English on January 16, 2015, 07:52:50 AM
Post by: Gorilla on January 16, 2015, 08:22:37 AM
http://crimefeed.com/2015/01/man-vandalizes-girlfriends-car-psychic-dream-strap-sex-dead-grandmother/
Didn't even need to click the link.
I'd watch a movie based on that URL.
Post by: NDMick on January 20, 2015, 10:45:42 PM
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WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- Police in Florida and officials at St. Mary's Medical Center in West Palm Beach have agreed not to charge a teenager they caught posing as a doctor.
The South Florida Sun-Sentinel ( http://bit.ly/17OMvvh ) reports police were called Tuesday after a patient alerted staff at the medical center's OB/GYN office that a juvenile dressed in a lab coat was inside an exam room. The patient said the lab coat had St. Mary's logo and "anesthesiology" stitched on the front.
A security guard told police he'd seen the teen around the hospital for a month. Another said the teen entered secured areas of the hospital this week.
The teen told police he's been a doctor for years.
The teen's mother told police he's under the care of a doctor and is not taking his medicine.
Post by: JFIF on January 21, 2015, 07:51:05 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/16/teen-pretends-to-be-doctor_n_6486132.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000022
The last sentence in that blurb instantly reminded me of the Curb episode where Larry trips Shaq at the Laker game and then asks the "doctor" about a mole on his back in the hallway of the hospital.
Post by: Badger on January 21, 2015, 03:52:06 PM
Post by: Badger on January 27, 2015, 10:23:30 PM
Post by: Badger on January 29, 2015, 10:45:36 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 29, 2015, 11:34:01 AM
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/orlando-woman-ran-over-beat-dogs-that-killed-her-cat-witnesses-say/30977372
That woman should be euthanized for naming her cat after fecal matter
Post by: Badger on January 29, 2015, 11:38:47 AM
Post by: Badger on February 02, 2015, 09:27:11 AM
Post by: Badger on February 02, 2015, 07:33:38 PM
Post by: Badger on February 10, 2015, 10:25:12 PM
Post by: Coach K on February 11, 2015, 08:47:10 AM
(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/02/10/a4697ba23d2b412f8960136cd779fcd3.jpg)
Out of everything in this thread this is one of the more disturbing things
Post by: JFIF on February 11, 2015, 08:54:24 AM
Post by: Badger on February 11, 2015, 09:04:25 AM
Where'd that pic come from? Reddit ?
Do you remember vinsjets from TGG?
Post by: MBGreen on February 11, 2015, 09:11:58 AM
Do you remember vinsjets from TGG?
i hope he still looks like Jonah Hill.
Post by: Badger on February 17, 2015, 07:54:37 AM
Post by: Badger on March 10, 2015, 03:44:34 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 10, 2015, 03:54:30 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 10, 2015, 03:59:27 PM
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/palm-beach/fl-dunkin-donuts-indecent-exposure-20150309-story.html (http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/palm-beach/fl-dunkin-donuts-indecent-exposure-20150309-story.html)
Only Pics can make us fully appreciate this:
(http://www.trbimg.com/img-54fe241b/turbine/fl-dunkin-donuts-indecent-exposure-20150309-001/533/300x533)(http://www.sesamestreet.org/cms_services/services?action-download&uid=33c0775b-16eb-11dd-a1a2-3f408a4274b3)(http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/4/40/Bert1970s.jpg)
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 10, 2015, 04:08:07 PM
(http://www.weekendnotes.com/im/007/00/feeblesheidi11.jpg)
Post by: Miamipuck on March 10, 2015, 04:09:32 PM
She looks more like the hippo from Meet the Feebles.
(http://www.weekendnotes.com/im/007/00/feeblesheidi11.jpg)
Good call
(http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/mtf/mtf_shot1l.jpg)(http://www.trbimg.com/img-54fe241b/turbine/fl-dunkin-donuts-indecent-exposure-20150309-001/533/300x533)
Post by: Miamipuck on March 10, 2015, 04:09:57 PM
Post by: Badger on March 18, 2015, 02:12:06 PM
My track coach used to call one of my teammates "camel jockey".
Post by: bojanglesman on April 15, 2015, 03:08:17 PM
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-man-lands-gyrocopter-on-capitol-lawn/
Post by: Johnny English on April 24, 2015, 10:41:01 PM
Post by: Badger on April 25, 2015, 09:13:22 AM
Post by: Johnny English on May 06, 2015, 10:48:04 AM
Fifteen years for having sex on a beach.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 06, 2015, 10:52:18 AM
Geez everyone I know does that excrement at night.
Post by: bojanglesman on May 06, 2015, 10:54:21 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on May 06, 2015, 10:57:44 AM
I do think they deserve punishment for being dumb enough to do it in broad daylight, but I think having them register as sex offenders is over the top.
Reminds me of Horrible Bosses.
Post by: bojanglesman on May 06, 2015, 11:01:34 AM
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The defense argued that the two weren't actually having sex, but that Alvarez had been dancing on Caballero or "nudging" him to wake him up.
Also, kudos to the 40 year old dude for shagging a 20 year old. Not bad.....
(http://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/qb3lsd/picture20191161/ALTERNATES/FREE_960/sex%20on%20the%20beach)
Post by: Johnny English on May 06, 2015, 11:06:15 AM
(http://blog.relationshipsurgery.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/OPtCGyE8yAscreen-shot-2014-07-22-at-2.53.00-pm.png)
Post by: bojanglesman on May 06, 2015, 11:07:37 AM
Post by: Johnny English on May 06, 2015, 11:19:03 AM
They deserve a big fine and no jail time. Harmless idiots.
That's what she'll likely get, but because he's on probation after serving eight years for a cocaine bust the system apparently says that any additional felony bust (which this is) gets him an automatic fifteen years.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 06, 2015, 11:21:39 AM
That's what she'll likely get, but because he's on probation after serving eight years for a cocaine bust the system apparently says that any additional felony bust (which this is) gets him an automatic fifteen years.
What if they plea down to a misdemeanor?
Post by: Tommy on May 06, 2015, 11:21:54 AM
That's what she'll likely get, but because he's on probation after serving eight years for a cocaine bust the system apparently says that any additional felony bust (which this is) gets him an automatic fifteen years.
That's insane.
Post by: Johnny English on May 06, 2015, 11:23:46 AM
What if they plea down to a misdemeanor?
They apparently turned down a plea offer. Did no-one actually read the freaking article?
Post by: Miamipuck on May 06, 2015, 11:24:49 AM
They apparently turned down a plea offer. Did no-one actually read the freaking article?
freak no, we have you to answer our random annoying questions, why bother?
Post by: Johnny English on May 06, 2015, 11:26:06 AM
freak no, we have you to answer our random annoying questions, why bother?
That's fair.
Post by: MBGreen on May 06, 2015, 02:14:12 PM
http://gawker.com/woman-accused-of-seducing-teen-neighbor-is-infamous-all-1702308807
Post by: Miamipuck on May 06, 2015, 02:22:23 PM
I debated putting this in the Dawgs thread
http://gawker.com/woman-accused-of-seducing-teen-neighbor-is-infamous-all-1702308807
What's her address? I want to get the tongue's dog laid.
Post by: MBGreen on May 06, 2015, 02:32:28 PM
What's her address? I want to get the tongue's dog laid.
cell block 5, 3rd cell on the left.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 06, 2015, 02:34:25 PM
cell block 5, 3rd cell on the left.
Do they allow conjugal visits?
Post by: MBGreen on May 06, 2015, 02:36:42 PM
Do they allow conjugal visits?
only for Fido.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 06, 2015, 02:38:29 PM
only for Fido.
He's waggin his tail uncontrollably. He already has a rose in his mouth.
(http://www.everything-about-dachshunds.com/images/rose.jpg)
Post by: NDMick on May 15, 2015, 10:27:40 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on May 15, 2015, 11:29:06 AM
Post by: Johnny English on May 15, 2015, 11:44:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/AFSxH6Q.jpg)
Post by: Badger on May 15, 2015, 11:48:56 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on May 19, 2015, 08:48:23 PM
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At orientation in fall 2013, a second-year student nicknamed "the Transvag Queen" said she believed undergoing the pelvic ultrasound would make students better sonography technicians, according to the lawsuit.
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"In some cases, the student would have to sexually 'stimulate' Plaintiffs in order to facilitate inserting the probe into Plaintiffs' vaginas," the suit says. "Plaintiffs experienced discomfort and embarrassment each time they had to endure this forced probing of their sexual organs."
Post by: bojanglesman on June 17, 2015, 09:10:43 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/fla-woman-selfies-sex-pit-bull-cops-article-1.2260802
BTW, Puck's new screen name should be "2-face fun"
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During at least two of the oral sex sessions, Miller snapped photos of the pup licking her vagina. Cops discovered the puppy porn in two hidden folders on Miller’s phone, one titled “2-face fun” and another titled “Me.”
Post by: Coach K on June 17, 2015, 09:16:32 AM
She actually used to be decent looking.
Jessica Biel on meth
Post by: Badger on June 27, 2015, 04:27:38 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on June 27, 2015, 04:34:46 PM
http://us.tomonews.net/242982976503808?utm_source=Facebook+NMAtv&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=062615+pibull+oral+sex+again
Poor dog is a hero. Taking one for the team.
Post by: Badger on June 27, 2015, 08:33:14 PM
Post by: Badger on June 28, 2015, 09:18:08 AM
Post by: Tommy on June 28, 2015, 10:07:26 AM
That's awful though.
Post by: Badger on July 19, 2015, 09:44:54 PM
Post by: Johnny English on July 19, 2015, 10:29:06 PM
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During the incident, Pannaman pulled out his gun to warn McAuliffe, a convicted felon, that it is a felony to disrupt a sea turtle nest -- in an attempt to de-escalate the situation.
"He complied, and I put my gun away... then he attacked me and took my gun," Pannaman added.
I..... no.
Post by: Badger on July 19, 2015, 10:46:57 PM
Post by: Johnny English on July 19, 2015, 10:59:56 PM
I usually draw my gun when trying to de-escalate a situation.
Very wise. As we can see here, guns make you safer.
Post by: Jetaho on July 21, 2015, 11:34:05 AM
Post by: Fenwyr on July 21, 2015, 04:02:08 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/21/health/florida-leprosy-cases-armadillos-irpt/index.html
Post by: Badger on July 21, 2015, 09:04:53 PM
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/florida-gun-shop-owner-declares-store-%E2%80%98muslim-free-zone%E2%80%99/ar-AAdhVCa (http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/florida-gun-shop-owner-declares-store-%E2%80%98muslim-free-zone%E2%80%99/ar-AAdhVCa)
"I will not arm and train those who wish to do harm to my fellow patriots."
Why do these people always think the groups they despise were ever going to come to them for their goods/services? Reminds me of the shitty Midwest pizzeria that swore to never cater a gay wedding.
Post by: Badger on July 21, 2015, 10:18:57 PM
Post by: Jetaho on July 22, 2015, 12:41:45 PM
http://crime.blog.palmbeachpost.com/2015/07/21/police-wpb-man-threatens-to-kill-parents-because-they-didnt-buy-organic-food/
What a loser this guy is. When was the last time he posted here?
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on July 22, 2015, 01:10:12 PM
http://crime.blog.palmbeachpost.com/2015/07/21/police-wpb-man-threatens-to-kill-parents-because-they-didnt-buy-organic-food/
Lol. "I'm gonna kill myself with my plastic spoon if the prison doesn't give me organic mush!"
Post by: Fenwyr on July 27, 2015, 02:48:06 PM
...though in fairness this could happen in any number of gun nut states.
Post by: Badger on July 31, 2015, 11:10:06 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on July 31, 2015, 11:14:20 AM
Post by: Badger on August 03, 2015, 10:15:33 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on August 04, 2015, 06:11:08 AM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/08/03/anti-vaxxer-mom-arrested-after-allegedly-kidnapping-now-3-year-old-daughter/?tid=sm_fb
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“She didn’t want Lilly to learn about black history. She just wanted her to learn about the Confederacy.”
That's special.
Post by: Badger on August 05, 2015, 07:30:47 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on August 05, 2015, 01:32:54 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on August 05, 2015, 02:09:14 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2015/07/28/massive-brawl-erupts-at-walt-disney-world/?intcmp=ob_article_footer_text&intcmp=obnetwork
-"Massive brawl"......involving 3 people. Lol.
-Woman wearing a goofy hat is beating people with an umbrella. Awesome.
Post by: Badger on August 05, 2015, 02:40:40 PM
-"Massive brawl"......involving 3 people. Lol.
3 massive people?
Post by: Jetaho on August 05, 2015, 04:44:55 PM
3 massive people?
Massively retarded?
Post by: Miamipuck on August 11, 2015, 03:51:29 PM
Post by: Badger on August 20, 2015, 06:22:54 PM
Post by: Badger on September 16, 2015, 07:52:55 PM
Post by: Johnny English on September 17, 2015, 11:19:54 AM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 17, 2015, 11:31:08 PM
Post by: Badger on September 21, 2015, 07:12:46 PM
Post by: Johnny English on September 22, 2015, 12:00:15 PM
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-sunrise-rough-sex-killing-arrest-20150921-story.html
Post by: Miamipuck on September 22, 2015, 12:07:20 PM
Post by: IATA on September 22, 2015, 01:35:04 PM
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/11782367_1631128100484844_6537124825220549886_o.jpg)
https://instagram.com/p/73QAmxvoEU/
Post by: JFIF on September 22, 2015, 08:02:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGy-5to56LE
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/11782367_1631128100484844_6537124825220549886_o.jpg)
https://instagram.com/p/73QAmxvoEU/
This is a Miami theme song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtW6HW8jO_U
Post by: Tommy on September 22, 2015, 08:03:47 PM
Post by: JFIF on September 22, 2015, 08:12:10 PM
I miss south beach
Too bad I wasn't around.
LA was full of asians, and a very specific type of white people(blonde, germanic/norwegian looking) and the only latins are from all the reject latin countries. So many god damn hipsters too
The only good thing was the food, the blow and the weed.
Glad to be home.
Post by: Tommy on September 22, 2015, 08:14:00 PM
Too bad I wasn't around.
LA was full of asians, and a very specific type of white people(blonde, germanic/norwegian looking) and the only latins are from all the reject latin countries. So many god damn hipsters too
The only good thing was the food, the blow and the weed.
Glad to be home.
Was a good time. We all got laid. More than once. That's all you can ask for.
Post by: JFIF on September 22, 2015, 08:56:17 PM
t
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http://nydn.us/1OMzaFw
Post by: Johnny English on September 23, 2015, 12:03:29 AM
Post by: Coach K on September 23, 2015, 06:37:23 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGy-5to56LE
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/11782367_1631128100484844_6537124825220549886_o.jpg)
https://instagram.com/p/73QAmxvoEU/
Someone I know is friends with him. I guess he's some shitty miami rapper or DJ.
Always see ppl promoting morons. It's one of the funniest things about music
Post by: Miamipuck on September 23, 2015, 06:47:27 AM
Someone I know is friends with him. I guess he's some shitty miami rapper or DJ.
Always see ppl promoting morons. It's one of the funniest things about music
Hey is this a before and after of Philly Stacks? If he had a Thomas jersey, I would think it was.
Post by: IATA on September 23, 2015, 08:34:26 AM
Post by: JFIF on September 23, 2015, 01:14:06 PM
Try and keep up, JFIF.
oops
i blame stitches
Post by: IATA on September 23, 2015, 08:00:29 PM
Post by: JFIF on September 23, 2015, 08:18:20 PM
is this dude legit? like is he or was he a semi-successful coke dealer?
lol
no, he's a total fraud.
http://www.miaminewtimes.com/music/viral-rapper-stitches-some-truth-many-questions-6483861
Post by: Johnny English on September 23, 2015, 09:13:30 PM
Post by: Johnny English on September 25, 2015, 03:51:05 PM
I don't believe some of this. I can not envisage a way in which he would have been unable to find a home for three month old Shepherd-mix puppies. Put them on Craigslist and they will be gone in hours, and probably raise him a bit of cash as well.
I think it's just that he's a queynte.
Post by: Miamipuck on September 28, 2015, 08:55:01 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/cops-arrest-student-lines-powdered-212926705.html
Post by: Miamipuck on September 28, 2015, 08:59:12 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/florida-woman-arrested-suspicion-riding-233641717.html
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 28, 2015, 09:42:57 AM
I love pranks but this is a pretty freaking dumb one done at a stupid time:
http://news.yahoo.com/cops-arrest-student-lines-powdered-212926705.html
Ahahahaha. That kid is an idiot.
Post by: Badger on September 29, 2015, 09:37:26 PM
Post by: Badger on October 16, 2015, 09:05:53 PM
Post by: Badger on October 27, 2015, 08:43:43 PM
Post by: Johnny English on October 27, 2015, 08:49:44 PM
(https://img.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp-content/uploads/sites/23/2015/10/Show_Horse_Slain-086ac_image_982w-300x169.jpg)
It's the zombie husband.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 22, 2015, 02:38:51 PM
Post by: JFIF on December 22, 2015, 05:29:47 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 22, 2015, 09:34:15 PM
Dutch Ovens aren't just a Florida problem. They're a world problem.
Let's be clear here, they're not problems for us. lol
Post by: Johnny English on December 27, 2015, 04:35:31 PM
Post by: Jetaho on January 05, 2016, 02:34:00 PM
Post by: Badger on January 09, 2016, 07:53:55 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 11, 2016, 09:13:26 AM
Not sure if this was ever posted. I just saw something about it on Tumblr and it's awful.
freak this guy.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 11, 2016, 09:19:29 AM
http://www.wptv.com/news/state/dr-howard-schneider-jacksonville-dentist-accused-of-running-house-of-horrors-agrees-to-quit
Not sure if this was ever posted. I just saw something about it on Tumblr and it's awful.
freak this guy.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/KnyrLu8ZTvO5G/giphy.gif)
Post by: JFIF on January 20, 2016, 09:15:17 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 20, 2016, 09:42:01 AM
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After being pulled over on suspicion of reckless driving in front of a Delray Beach high school, police officers asked for Volvique Louis Jean Jr.'s driver's license.
Instead, police said, he pulled out something else with his name on it — his homemade rap CD.
First off, he showed the cop his mixtape. Bahahaha. Secondly, Volvique.
Post by: Coach K on January 20, 2016, 09:11:14 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/KnyrLu8ZTvO5G/giphy.gif)
im freaking dying
i was reading this story to a friend and said "wtf is this, didnt they already make a movie? this guy is on some dr giggles excrement"
then i closed the link, scrolled down. low and behold lolololololol
Post by: Coach K on January 20, 2016, 09:11:39 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 20, 2016, 09:16:11 PM
im freaking dying
i was reading this story to a friend and said "wtf is this, didnt they already make a movie? this guy is on some dr giggles excrement"
then i closed the link, scrolled down. low and behold lolololololol
Sick minds think alike....first thing I thought of. That creepy derriere movie.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 21, 2016, 08:46:55 AM
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Sanford police Sgt. Nigel Price heard screams when he got to Stonebrook apartments on Tuesday.
Dogs in a third-floor apartment were killing a woman, witnesses screamed. He broke into a run and raced past several people who were injured and bleeding.
"I could hear what sounded like several dogs attacking something," he wrote in a police report. "I could see a large amount of blood on the ground, leading into the apartment and on the door of the apartment."
Price unholstered his gun and spotted five pit bulls attacking a person — he initially couldn't tell whether it was a man or woman — on the floor in a hallway.
The victim was sitting while one dog bit her arms, legs and upper body, he wrote.
He fired his gun, hoping it would stop the attack. It didn't.
A dog then charged him, he wrote, so he aimed his gun at that animal and pulled the trigger.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 21, 2016, 09:06:55 AM
Post by: Fenwyr on January 21, 2016, 10:32:36 AM
Post by: ukilledkenny on January 21, 2016, 10:46:50 AM
Same thing happened to me in Fallout 4 yesterday. I cooked the dogs and ate them.
Love cooking up some mutt chops.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 21, 2016, 11:03:46 AM
Post by: Badger on January 21, 2016, 11:09:31 AM
^move to depressing thread please
No.
Post by: Fenwyr on January 21, 2016, 04:28:43 PM
I prefer making Mirelurk Cake. Being able to bake on a campfire? You the real lone survivor.
Mirelurks pee me off. I only grudge eat them.
Post by: JFIF on January 21, 2016, 07:09:13 PM
Mirelurks pee me off. I only grudge eat them.
more like Mirejerks, amiright?
Post by: Miamipuck on January 22, 2016, 09:05:56 AM
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A doctor for Jackson Health System has been placed on administrative leave after a YouTube video of her hitting and screaming profanities at an Uber driver went viral, a hospital spokeswoman confirmed in a statement.
Anjali Ramkissoon, a fourth-year neurology resident, was ”removed from all clinical duties.”
“Jackson has launched an internal investigation,” the statement reads. “The outcome of the investigation will determine whether any disciplinary action will be taken, up to and including termination.”
The video of Sunday’s incident in the Brickell area was posted Jan. 19 by someone who uses the YouTube account Juan Cinco. It had been viewed more than 500,000 times by Thursday evening. In the video, Ramkissoon, wearing short white shorts and a long-sleeved orange shirt, can be seen hitting an Uber driver in the face.
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/brickell/article55914035.html (http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/brickell/article55914035.html)
Post by: IATA on January 22, 2016, 09:10:25 AM
Sent from my LG-D852 using Tapatalk
Post by: Coach K on January 22, 2016, 09:30:17 AM
I probably would've gone to jail. But that's why I'd never be an Uber driver lol
Post by: Johnny English on January 22, 2016, 09:31:57 AM
Did the guy filming know her? Sounded like he did.
I probably would've gone to jail. But that's why I'd never be an Uber driver lol
But at least she'd have been sucking cheese dust through a straw, and it would have been a fair trade.
Post by: Coach K on January 22, 2016, 09:33:32 AM
But at least she'd have been sucking cheese dust through a straw, and it would have been a fair trade.
Nah I just knock all the teeth out. It makes the sexual assault less risky for my member
Post by: JFIF on January 22, 2016, 02:35:29 PM
Miami Doctor suspended after video of her attacking Uber driver goes viral
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/brickell/article55914035.html (http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/brickell/article55914035.html)
sooooo Miami
so Brickell to be exact
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 23, 2016, 02:17:01 AM
Nah I just knock all the teeth out. It makes the sexual assault less risky for my member
Must be something in the water in Tampa.
Post by: Badger on January 23, 2016, 06:15:40 PM
Post by: Johnny English on January 23, 2016, 06:36:06 PM
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article56192770.html
I wouldn't be too concerned, Puck's leaving soon.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 23, 2016, 10:32:48 PM
I wouldn't be too concerned, Puck's leaving soon.
No, I have herpes not HIV.
Post by: Coach K on January 24, 2016, 04:56:43 PM
No, I have herpes not HIV.
Partying with NYJEcko huh?
Post by: bojanglesman on January 24, 2016, 09:59:34 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 25, 2016, 01:15:30 AM
Partying with NYJEcko huh?
Was he the " it burns when I urine" dude?
Post by: Coach K on January 25, 2016, 10:23:40 AM
Was he the " it burns when I urine" dude?
Remember he picked up an escort in Texas and posted pics .
Then I think he said he went Raw or kissed her ir she she gave him a BJ and yes he became a campaign manager
#FeelTheBern
The details are beyond me it's a miracle I evenjoy recalled the little I did
Post by: Miamipuck on January 28, 2016, 10:36:56 AM
Post by: Badger on March 17, 2016, 09:11:18 PM
Post by: JFIF on March 17, 2016, 09:20:21 PM
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article56192770.html
all the gays and blacks
Post by: Tommy on March 17, 2016, 09:34:10 PM
all the gays and blacks
How is it the local government's fault if people get HIV?
Post by: bojanglesman on March 23, 2016, 11:26:49 AM
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2 Trucks Crash With Fritos Lay Chips and Beer onto I95 Florida | MissOpen https://t.co/YAEmRt0gyt #News via @MissOpenNews
*Gets in car
Post by: Miamipuck on March 30, 2016, 12:00:58 PM
Hahahah
(http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/y61ewz/picture68783877/ALTERNATES/FREE_960/Vanegas)
A Miami Beach tourist, a Colombian beauty with a plan and a stolen Rolex (http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article68783892.html)
Post by: Tommy on March 30, 2016, 04:00:11 PM
Hahahah
(http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/y61ewz/picture68783877/ALTERNATES/FREE_960/Vanegas)
A Miami Beach tourist, a Colombian beauty with a plan and a stolen Rolex (http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article68783892.html)
Haha "I told my wife 100pct the truth."
Dude was lucky he didn't have a kidney stolen.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 06, 2016, 01:16:44 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-road-rage-incident-caught-145554505.html
Post by: Johnny English on April 06, 2016, 03:06:25 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 06, 2016, 03:21:47 PM
I don't understand why the guy in the car swerved across the road in front of the biker to start with.
Just let the biker go, it's too dangerous to mess with them. You can easily get them killed.
Post by: Johnny English on April 08, 2016, 12:15:53 PM
Look at these 2 lunatics:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-road-rage-incident-caught-145554505.html
http://www.local10.com/news/local/miami-driver-attempts-to-run-motorcyclist-off-the-road
Post by: Miamipuck on April 08, 2016, 12:45:12 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 14, 2016, 01:56:48 PM
http://insider.foxnews.com/2016/04/13/woman-pulls-out-gun-during-road-rage-fight-tampa-florida-viral-video
Post by: Badger on April 14, 2016, 05:44:36 PM
Pretty wild:
http://insider.foxnews.com/2016/04/13/woman-pulls-out-gun-during-road-rage-fight-tampa-florida-viral-video
That's crazy. Doesn't she know her chances of being struck by lightning went up exponentially?
Post by: Coach K on April 15, 2016, 05:39:51 AM
That's crazy. Doesn't she know her chances of being struck by lightning went up exponentially?
And she's in Tampa. The Bay Of Lightning, where Punisher was filmed.
Mind......fuckin......blown
Post by: Miamipuck on April 21, 2016, 10:23:11 AM
Two-time killer again claiming self-defense in Miami street shooting
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Twice, Jeromy Muñoz has used his pistol to kill. And twice, he claimed self-defense.
The baby-faced Muñoz escaped arrest for gunning down a man inside a Little Havana apartment after an argument over money. Three years later, Muñoz shot and killed Oscar Gutierrez, himself armed, on a rain-soaked and deserted street in Little Havana. Muñoz told police he believed he was being robbed in what he called “a Mexican standoff.”
But this time, Muñoz found himself jailed for murder. The reason, Miami-Dade prosecutors said a hearing last week, is that video surveillance from a nearby Goodwill store showed his story was a lie. And his teenage companion, who witnessed the killing in November, admitted that Muñoz was actually the robber looking to “jack” Gutierrez.
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article72927902.html (http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article72927902.html)
Post by: Miamipuck on May 09, 2016, 11:53:06 AM
http://nypost.com/2016/05/09/florida-man-shoots-kills-his-brother-over-a-cheeseburger-cops/ (http://nypost.com/2016/05/09/florida-man-shoots-kills-his-brother-over-a-cheeseburger-cops/)
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A Florida man was behind bars after police say he shot and killed his brother in a beef over a cheeseburger.
Benjamin Angus Middendorf, 25, was charged with first-degree murder in the death of his older brother Thursday.
An arrest affidavit says Benjamin Middendorf, his brother and their mother had been drinking with friends, celebrating Cinco de Mayo, MyNews13 in Orlando reported (https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=mynews13).
Post by: MBGreen on June 15, 2016, 10:30:48 AM
Orlando is having a rough week.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 15, 2016, 11:08:20 AM
Post by: Fenwyr on June 15, 2016, 11:43:01 AM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 15, 2016, 11:57:57 AM
And now there is a mandatory gator genocide, just so they cut them open to find the kid. Good luck with that.
Yeah, they already caught 4, determined they were unlikely to be involved, and are still euthanizing them and cutting them open. Great.
Post by: JFIF on June 15, 2016, 01:22:32 PM
We had a bunch of gators on campus who lived in the lakes/ponds. It's pretty crazy because there's no barriers or anything, and it's really close to the dorms. Even drunk excrement head 18 year old white kids didn't get eaten or attacked by them.
Same thing with the ones you often see in the golf courses in most of the southern part of the state. They just freaking chill
Post by: Tommy on June 15, 2016, 03:35:01 PM
Post by: Johnny English on July 12, 2016, 10:48:15 AM
Post by: AlioTheFool on July 12, 2016, 10:53:30 AM
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20160711/woman-who-was-driving-while-praying-with-her-eyes-closed-hits-house
She didn't die. #prayersanswered #blessed
Post by: Jetaho on July 28, 2016, 11:19:42 AM
http://www.wftv.com/news/local/orlando-man-arrested-after-police-mistake-doughnut-glaze-for-meth/412930420 (http://www.wftv.com/news/local/orlando-man-arrested-after-police-mistake-doughnut-glaze-for-meth/412930420)
Post by: bojanglesman on July 28, 2016, 11:24:20 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on July 28, 2016, 01:41:54 PM
#FatLivesMatter
http://www.wftv.com/news/local/orlando-man-arrested-after-police-mistake-doughnut-glaze-for-meth/412930420 (http://www.wftv.com/news/local/orlando-man-arrested-after-police-mistake-doughnut-glaze-for-meth/412930420)
I didn't read the story but that headline is fantastic.
Post by: Tommy on July 28, 2016, 01:50:48 PM
Maybe so many groups of offended people will start ______ Lives Matter groups that BLM will fade into obscurity.
I'd gladly sacrifice 100s of my white brethren to be shot by cops just to render the BLM movement irrelevant.
Post by: bojanglesman on July 28, 2016, 02:07:57 PM
I'd gladly sacrifice 100s of my white brethren to be shot by cops just to render the BLM movement irrelevant.
Maybe it'll go the way of the ice bucket challenge.
Post by: Badger on August 03, 2016, 08:14:35 PM
Post by: JFIF on August 03, 2016, 09:09:06 PM
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/health-care/article92566182.html
Post by: dcm1602 on August 03, 2016, 10:36:41 PM
I dont think this is even remotely as bad as the whole Swine Flu ting a few years back
Post by: JFIF on August 03, 2016, 11:15:47 PM
From what I read Zika isnt a huge deal unless youre preggos or trying to make a kid.
I dont think this is even remotely as bad as the whole Swine Flu ting a few years back
There haven't been any real studies on what Zika does to men. It also can be in your sperm for up to 6 months potentially. There are certain mosquito born viruses that can lay dormant or have ancillary effects way down the road. Long term effects are completely unknown.
I'm not taking that risk just because science hasn't ventured down that dirt road. Sad thing is, I'm not the only one and a lot of small businesses in that area (bars, restaurants, art galleries) are gonna get hit hard. That's more or less what sustains that whole area. Some are closing down indefinitely.
Post by: bojanglesman on August 04, 2016, 05:41:28 AM
From what I read Zika isnt a huge deal unless youre preggos or trying to make a kid.It doesn't really affect adults much, but that's part of the problem. Adults may not even know they have it. And it is sexually transmitted also. Then you have accidental pregnancies, intentional pregnancies where the parents don't even know they are infected. A lot of babies could be affected by this. Maybe not, who knows.
I dont think this is even remotely as bad as the whole Swine Flu ting a few years back
Post by: Johnny English on August 16, 2016, 12:25:06 PM
Post by: Johnny English on August 16, 2016, 11:25:08 PM
http://wgntv.com/2016/08/16/suspect-found-biting-off-pieces-of-mans-face-at-double-murder-scene/
I assumed that this was just meth addict loses the plot and goes off on follow meth addicts. In this light maybe it belongs in Horrifying:
http://boingboing.net/2016/08/16/florida-man-19-kills-older-c.html
Post by: Johnny English on September 13, 2016, 12:50:50 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/10/man-admits-to-ripping-out-girlfriends-intestines-after-she-said-exs-name-during-sex-6119920/
Post by: Miamipuck on September 13, 2016, 01:05:12 PM
Post by: Badger on September 13, 2016, 03:31:55 PM
Not going to read but I think that happened weeks ago, unless it's two separate incidents.I also got a familiar vibe from the story. Didn't click yet but it might be from months ago.
Post by: Johnny English on September 13, 2016, 04:39:29 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on September 13, 2016, 04:40:58 PM
It was posted Saturday, but I don't know how long ago it happened. The story doesn't say.
It's not your fault was just saying.
Post by: Badger on September 13, 2016, 07:47:42 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on September 14, 2016, 01:14:57 AM
Yep, from a year ago. I was hoping it was the same story, since the alternative meant there was another similarly gruesome situation.
I was hoping the same, god knows I wasn't going to look it up.
Post by: Miamipuck on September 20, 2016, 04:08:52 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on September 24, 2016, 04:25:23 PM
Post by: Badger on October 06, 2016, 06:56:37 PM
Post by: MBGreen on October 06, 2016, 07:05:06 PM
http://www.floridasunpost.com/miami-man-discovers-bride-granddaughter-no-plans-divorce/wtf
Post by: Johnny English on October 10, 2016, 07:00:14 PM
In fairness to the guy it is a really nice car.
Post by: Fenwyr on October 12, 2016, 02:45:13 PM
http://www.carbuzz.com/news/2016/10/9/Owner-Saves-His-BMW-E30-M3-From-Hurricane-Matthew-By-Parking-It-Inside-His-House-7735865/That is awesome. The car fir, so why the hell not?
In fairness to the guy it is a really nice car.
Now I miss my E30
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Post by: Badger on October 19, 2016, 10:32:39 PM
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Post by: Johnny English on November 04, 2016, 09:19:16 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on November 04, 2016, 10:00:29 AM
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 07, 2016, 11:14:23 AM
Post by: IATA on December 08, 2016, 07:12:24 AM
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Post by: Johnny English on April 25, 2017, 09:56:47 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 25, 2017, 10:04:29 AM
Post by: Tommy on April 25, 2017, 10:15:42 AM
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article146492954.html
Jesus Christ.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 25, 2017, 10:52:21 AM
Post by: Badger on April 25, 2017, 11:27:12 AM
>age 38
Post by: Johnny English on April 25, 2017, 11:40:32 AM
That should be put in the "only in Oklahoma" thread.
Sorry. Saw it was Miami Herald and assumed it was another tale from wacko-land.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 25, 2017, 12:40:53 PM
Sorry. Saw it was Miami Herald and assumed it was another tale from wacko-land.
No, it's understandable.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 02, 2017, 04:28:00 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on May 02, 2017, 04:56:27 PM
Authorities: Florida man fondles, punches woman; woman dies (https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/9ea36c8e-aae4-3230-bc51-763027d1e966/ss_authorities%3A-florida-man.html)
Did the fondling or the punch kill her?
Post by: Miamipuck on May 02, 2017, 05:22:49 PM
Did the fondling or the punch kill her?
A little bit of both.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 09, 2017, 11:30:46 AM
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/police-called-restore-order-fights-erupt-spirit-airlines-105010090--abc-news-topstories.html
Post by: bojanglesman on May 09, 2017, 11:31:14 AM
Hahahahahahaahhahahaha you flew Spirit, what the freak did you expect?Technically, they didn't. Hehe.
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/police-called-restore-order-fights-erupt-spirit-airlines-105010090--abc-news-topstories.html
Post by: Miamipuck on May 09, 2017, 11:43:11 AM
Technically, they didn't. Hehe.
The singe worst airline in this country. AINEC
Post by: Miamipuck on May 09, 2017, 12:55:53 PM
Post by: Badger on May 22, 2017, 09:43:42 PM
Post by: Badger on June 14, 2017, 05:16:45 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on June 19, 2017, 10:54:27 AM
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A Boynton Beach toddler pulled a loaded gun out of his toy box as police were investigating his home for possible child neglect, the Palm Beach Post reports.
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As Faniel was being questioned by a police officer and a DCF worker, the cop observed her 3-year-old child pull a loaded black 9mm semi-automatic pistol out of his “my little learning” toy box and start handling it. Officers immediately took the gun from the child. Police say the gun was loaded with a bullet in the chamber and the safety off.
Officers searched the house for other potential hazards and found a box of 9mm ammunition sitting on top of a refrigerator in plain sight next to a black scale and pink makeup bag carrying six bags of white/pink powder weighing .6 grams in total. The powder tested positive Oxycodone, says the report.
What in the blue freak is wrong with people.....
I'm not aware of a 9 being part of the "my little learning" set at Walmart.
Post by: Miamipuck on June 19, 2017, 10:56:10 AM
http://wavy.com/2017/06/19/police-florida-toddler-pulls-loaded-gun-from-toy-box-during-child-welfare-check/
What in the blue freak is wrong with people.....
I believe it's in the thread title.
Post by: bojanglesman on June 19, 2017, 10:57:14 AM
I believe it's in the thread title.
Well, you lived there, you're one of them.
Post by: Miamipuck on June 19, 2017, 11:38:45 AM
Well, you lived there, you're one of them.
Thankfully, I never was.
Post by: bojanglesman on June 19, 2017, 12:11:08 PM
Thankfully, I never was.Ok.....Miamipuck
Post by: Miamipuck on June 19, 2017, 01:41:57 PM
Ok.....MiamiCommack Puck
Fixed you bundle of sticks
Post by: bojanglesman on June 26, 2017, 01:30:32 PM
Post by: Johnny English on June 27, 2017, 09:25:37 AM
Post by: Johnny English on June 30, 2017, 02:26:53 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on July 19, 2017, 08:29:32 AM
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When a Florida man’s cocaine disappeared from his car, he made a phone call.
To police.
Soon after reporting the theft, David Blackmon was arrested.
Blackmon, 35, of Fort Walton Beach, called deputies Sunday morning to report that someone had stolen a bag of cocaine and some cash from his car, according to a statement from the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s office. He told a deputy who responded that he was a drug dealer and that someone had broken into his vehicle while it was parked, taking about $50 and a quarter ounce of cocaine.
But the deputy saw some cocaine still lingering on the center console next to a crack rock, the statement said, as well as a crack pipe on the car floor near the driver’s seat.
Blackmon was then arrested and charged with resisting an officer without violence, possessing drug paraphernalia and possessing cocaine, a felony charge.
He was booked into Okaloosa County Corrections Sunday afternoon pending $4,000 bail and later released, jail records showed.
Post by: MBGreen on August 18, 2017, 09:56:06 AM
Florida woman arrested for snorting cocaine off iPhone in parent pick-up line http://nydn.us/2vN49g5
Post by: Johnny English on September 10, 2017, 11:56:52 AM
Post by: Tommy on September 10, 2017, 05:38:06 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-gun-owners-encouraged-apos-213111921.html
Hahaha that has to be someone trolling. But it's Florida so you never know.
Post by: Miamipuck on September 21, 2017, 07:05:01 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-officials-allege-disturbing-cover-154433890.html (https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-officials-allege-disturbing-cover-154433890.html)
Post by: JFIF on September 21, 2017, 07:21:08 PM
Florida would be virtually uninhabitable without the advent of air conditioning.
Post by: Miamipuck on September 21, 2017, 08:27:44 PM
It is such a horrible way to die. Large buildings become furnaces without power because there's no outflow or circulation.
Florida would be virtually uninhabitable without the advent of air conditioning.
Pretty much
Post by: bojanglesman on October 12, 2017, 02:30:39 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 17, 2017, 09:25:06 AM
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It all started when a deputy noticed a marijuana-like scent emanating from a vehicle parked in a post office parking lot. The officer looked inside the car and saw a baggie containing a green leafy substance. When he tried to confiscate the baggie, Frydberg allegedly grabbed it and stuffed it into his mouth, according to local station WINK.
Then Frydberg sped away and called 911.
“I need help, please,” Frydberg told the dispatcher. “There’s a police officer chasing me.”
The 911 operator repeatedly told Frydberg to pull over, but the fleeing driver had some requests, according to local station WFTX.
“Call my mom, call my mom,” he said. “Please call my mom.”
When that didn’t work, Frydberg pulled out his trump card.
“Donald Trump is a close friend of mine. We made a deal,” he said.
He added, cryptically: “It wasn’t his fault, it was the Jews who fucked me, not Donald Trump, it was the Jewish community.”
Post by: Miamipuck on January 03, 2018, 08:30:38 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 03, 2018, 09:34:51 AM
Man Charged With Beating Stepson to Death Over Cookie Then Forcing Siblings to Sleep in Bed With Dead Body (https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-charged-beating-stepson-death-150750670.html)
Ummm, depressing thread please.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 03, 2018, 01:14:44 PM
Ummm, depressing thread please.
You're probably right.
Post by: Badger on January 03, 2018, 10:06:37 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 11, 2018, 07:11:10 PM
He’s called himself a prince for decades — but the royal treatment has ended in
Anthony Gignac wore expensive suits, drove a 2016 Ferrari California with diplomatic plates, and boasted to anyone who would listen that he was a Saudi prince looking for big-time investment possibilities for his father, the king.
But behind that opulent life was a sham that Gignac, who was born in Colombia, had been perpetrating since the 1990s and across the United States —including Miami in 1993 and 1994, when he left behind huge debts in Bal Harbour, Cocowalk and Coral Gables.
Gignac, who often calls himself Sultan Bin Khalid Al Saud, had kept a low profile for the past decade but returned to Miami in 2017 and tried to pass himself off as a Saudi royal and diplomat in order to defraud area business people out of money, properties and other valuables, according to a federal grand jury indictment in Miami.
The indictment alleges that he met from March to November with representatives from a couple of Miami-Dade companies to discuss a multimillion dollar investment to buy a hotel.
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An accomplice, Carl Marden Williamson, played an important role in the meetings and was also charged with impersonating a foreign diplomat and conspiring to commit a crime against the United States.
To maintain the facade, Williamson bought a false diplomatic license plate on eBay on June 4, according to the indictment. Gignac then showed off his car with the fraudulent plates to several business people from a company identified only as “Company T.A.”
Gignac also invited the business people to his alleged penthouse on Fisher Island, where the front door had a sign that read “Sultan.” During the visit, he showed the potential investors alleged documents from the Bank of Dubai showing he had $600 million available.
Williamson also demanded that “Company T.A.” buy Gignac a gift valued at more than $50,000 “because the ‘sultan's’ honor had been questioned,” according to the indictment. The gift was bought and delivered to Gignac on the same day, Aug. 13.
FROM COLOMBIA TO MICHIGAN The Miami case was only the most recent chapter in the more than 20 years of fraudulent schemes by Gignac, who was adopted by a U.S. couple from Michigan along with his brother Daniel.
The Ohio newspaper The Blade reported in 2008 that the brothers wound up in a Bogotá orphanage after their biological father allegedly killed a younger brother because he could not afford to feed all of them. The report makes no mention of the mother.
The brothers were raised in Michigan and soon began to sharpen their skills at fraud, according to the newspaper. Anthony told schoolmates that his mother owned the famed Grand Hotel on Mackinac Island and that his father was actor Dom DeLuise — both lies.
Court documents from a 2008 case in Michigan showed Anthony Gignac first ran afoul of the law in 1991, when he passed himself off as a Saudi prince and defrauded a hotel and several other companies in that state of approximately $10,000.
THE GRAND LIFE IN MIAMI-DADE By 1993, he was living a truly princely life as a guest at the Grand Bay Hotel in Coconut Grove, once a luxury base for Michael Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor, Sophia Loren and Prince.
Related stories from Miami Herald What could be the largest food stamp fraud bust in U.S. history caught on camera (http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article77139282.html#storylink=related_inline) Watch: Man shoots wife wearing bulletproof tank top (http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/americas/colombia/article170286812.html#storylink=related_inline) Son of former Cali cartel boss accuses Netflix of tarnishing his reputation (http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/americas/colombia/article180447166.html#storylink=related_inline) Gignac used the identity of a California man to obtain credit cards, claiming he had lost the old ones, according to an el Nuevo Herald report from that time. Even though the name on the cards was different, the man who called himself “Prince Khaled” was driven around in limousines, left $20 tips and repeatedly declared, “put it on my tab.”
Police uncovered the scheme when Gignac was beaten and robbed by two men he had invited to his Grand Bay penthouse for a party on Dec. 30 1993.
What could be the largest food stamp fraud bust in U.S. history caught on camera (http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article77139282.html) The bust from Operation Stampede/Cash Hungry in Florida involved more than $13 million in fraudulent food-stamp transactions and could be the largest food stamp bust in the nation's history. The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office, state and federal law enforcement conducted a joint identity theft investigation involving obtaining SNAP EBT cards with the stolen identities. According to the sheriff's office, the fraudulently obtained EBT cards were taken to the Opa Locka Flea Market where the SNAP(food stamp or EBT) benefits allocated to them were exchanged for cash. Twenty two people have been charged with crimes.
Credit: The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office While the police were investigating the crime, one of the officers decided to notify the Saudi Arabian embassy in Washington. The reply shocked him. “Khaled who?”
Gignac fled to Chicago before police could nab him for cheating Grand Bay out of $27,000 and Saks Fifth Avenue out of $51,175. He was arrested there and extradited to South Florida, but even as he awaited trial he persuaded his lawyer that he was a Saudi royal, and the attorney arranged his bail in August 1994.
Once on the street again, Gignac went straight to an American Express office in Coral Gables and asked for a Platinum card — which at the time had a credit line of $200 million — to replace one he claimed had been stolen.
American Express employees doubted his story when Gignac could not provide the date of birth for the real Saudi prince, but gave him the card when he screamed that his father the king would be furious with the way he was being treated.
Card in hand, Gignac went shopping. He bought two luxury watches and an emerald and diamond bracelet for $22,210 at Mayor's jewelry on Miracle Mile and a suede leather shirt in Coconut Grove for $3,190.
He disappeared again but was arrested again in Palm Beach in 1996. A judge set his bail at $5,000. Gignac paid it and fled again, this time to Michigan.
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN He was arrested in Michigan the following month on charges stemming from the 1991 frauds and a $16,000 scam against Syracuse University in New York with his brother Daniel in 1994 — while he was on the lamb from the Miami charges.
In the Syracuse case, “Prince Khaled” and his brother offered a $45 million donation to the university, but first asked for a $16,000 payment to cover the taxes on the donation.
Daniel Gignac was sentenced to serve five months in prison, two years on parole and to return $8,000 to the university.
Anthony Gignac was returned to Florida under an agreement in a Michigan court. He pleaded guilty to fraud by wire, radio or television and was sentenced to four year in prison and three more on parole. He was held at a Palm Beach prison from June 1997 to September 1998, according to Florida prison records.
But while still on parole he was arrested in Orlando in June 2002 on charges of running up $25,000 in purchases and hotels there using an American Express credit card in the name of Prince Kha Alsaud.
Gignac could not post bail on that court case, but in December 2002 he pleaded no contest and was sentenced to time served and was freed.
Less than a month later, he was in Michigan when he obtained a financial transaction device in the name of a real Saudi prince, Khalid bin Mishall Al Saud, and used it to buy a $40,000 watch at a Neiman Marcus store.
He also threatened a Citibank employee who challenged his attempt to withdraw $3.9 million from a fictitious account in the name of the Saudi prince.
Michigan prison records show he was incarcerated from 2004 to 2006, when he was released on probation until 2009. He also pleaded guilty in October 2006 to charges of attempted bank fraud and claiming to be a foreign diplomat, court documents show.
Gignac appealed the bank fraud charge in 2008, claiming that prosecutors did not prove he intended to commit fraud and ignored his history of mental ailments. His appeal was denied.
It's not clear what Gignac was doing between that time and when he reappeared in Miami-Dade last year, offering the multimillion dollar hotel business. The grand jury indicted him late last year, and he was arrested in New York on Nov. 20.
He is being held at a detention facility in Oklahoma City, awaiting extradition to Florida to face charges of conspiring to commit a crime against the United States, impersonating a foreign diplomat, misuse of a passport, aggravated identity theft and possession of a firearm by a convicted criminal. He faces a maximum prison sentence of 10 years.
In a LinkedIn account, a “Sultan bin M al-saud” claims he's studying for a Juris Doctor degree in international relations and affairs at Harvard University, from where he already obtained a masters in business administration in 2007.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 11, 2018, 07:24:44 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 31, 2018, 10:25:25 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 07, 2018, 09:23:07 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on March 09, 2018, 01:17:02 AM
Florida Man
Post by: d sw0rdz on March 09, 2018, 06:17:49 PM
then at the end when they're asking kat williams whether he's gonna act crazy and he goes "s.ht i aint fvcking florida man" lol
Post by: Badger on May 03, 2018, 02:00:51 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on May 03, 2018, 02:09:24 PM
https://deadspin.com/florida-man-arrested-for-practicing-karate-by-kicking-s-1825698550
Does it make me an awful person for thinking that's hilarious?
Post by: bojanglesman on May 03, 2018, 02:11:14 PM
Does it make me an awful person for thinking that's hilarious?
Yes.
Post by: Badger on May 16, 2018, 10:19:00 AM
Died doing what he loved, rippin' the fattest clouds.
Post by: bojanglesman on July 11, 2018, 07:09:34 PM
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article214692415.html
Post by: Johnny English on January 22, 2019, 08:17:47 PM
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Post by: MBGreen on January 23, 2019, 07:28:59 AM
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 23, 2019, 08:43:21 AM
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Post by: delavan on May 05, 2019, 11:55:43 AM
White Gang Members Forcibly Tattoo a Racial Slur On a Member And Spell It Wrong, Cops Say
BY DAVID J. NEAL
MAY 02, 2019 08:07 PM, UPDATED MAY 03, 2019 09:44 PM
White members of a gang forcibly covered a fellow gang member’s gang tattoo with a phrase including a racial slur, according to Marion County Sheriff’s Office.
The evidence on Michael Hart’s neck said, “F--- you, Niger.”
According to what police say Lucian Evans told them, he, Brandon Hayley, Brett Singleton and Mary Elizabeth Durham were trying to discipline Hart, not insult an African nation. Hart had violated gang rules, Evans said.
Even if between gang members, this kind of activity violates rules in every jurisdiction in the United States.
Post by: Badger on October 31, 2019, 09:26:50 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on October 31, 2019, 09:37:39 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on February 04, 2020, 06:47:48 PM
Florida police made a traffic stop and found a bag full of drugs fittingly labeled 'Bag Full Of Drugs'
Post by: reuben on February 05, 2020, 06:18:04 AM
https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/04/us/florida-bag-full-of-drugs-trnd/index.html
Florida police made a traffic stop and found a bag full of drugs fittingly labeled 'Bag Full Of Drugs'
It's the last place they'd suspect!
Post by: Johnny English on February 27, 2020, 10:55:56 AM
Post by: Johnny English on April 05, 2020, 10:02:38 PM
https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/05/us/airport-fires-cars-trnd/index.html
Post by: dcm1602 on April 05, 2020, 10:43:05 PM
Amazingly coincidental timing.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/05/us/airport-fires-cars-trnd/index.html
Would be very convient if their insurance policy's are up to date
Post by: IATA on April 05, 2020, 11:05:54 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 26, 2020, 03:26:26 PM
This record, about 62% higher than any day during the pandemic, raised new concerns about taming a wildfire that began almost a month ago.
This includes the previous one-day record of 5,511 cases on Wednesday.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 31, 2020, 01:54:25 PM
Post by: Badger on July 31, 2020, 01:58:32 PM
BREAKING: 17-year-old boy arrested in Florida over Twitter hack that compromised accounts belonging to Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and others - WFLA(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200731/e36241df4d919c456cea580f86eb5ea1.jpg)
Post by: Johnny English on July 31, 2020, 02:35:50 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 19, 2020, 06:13:16 AM
Big Yikes
Post by: Badger on August 19, 2020, 08:03:25 AM
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1295932138290917376?s=21Apparently the incumbent is a heavy favorite in the general but still pretty alarming that she got this far.
Big Yikes
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 19, 2020, 08:05:41 AM
Post by: Badger on August 19, 2020, 08:15:18 AM
Post by: Johnny English on August 19, 2020, 08:23:40 AM
Apparently the incumbent is a heavy favorite in the general but still pretty alarming that she got this far.
Her wiki entry is hilarious.
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Loomer has been banned from numerous social media platforms, payment processors, vehicles for hire and food delivery mobile apps
Imagine being such a loon you're banned from ordering pizza.
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On June 16, 2017, Loomer disrupted the Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar in New York City by walking on stage during the live performance shortly after the title character was assassinated.[58] Before being escorted off the stage by security, Loomer shouted "Stop the normalization of political violence against the right! This is unacceptable!"
freaking Shakespeare, the commie scum.
Post by: Badger on August 19, 2020, 08:30:08 AM
Her wiki entry is hilarious.
Imagine being such a loon you're banned from ordering pizza.
IIRC the backstory is she requested "no Muslim drivers"
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 19, 2020, 08:32:44 AM
Just a reminder that every utterance of "the left has gone too far" is projection and you're a useful idiot if you buy that rhetoric.
I haven't but thank you.
Post by: Johnny English on August 19, 2020, 08:34:17 AM
IIRC the backstory is she requested "no Muslim drivers"
Yeah, and then apparently called for a new rideshare service to be set up that didn't allow Muslims to be drivers. So not really all that funny in context, I just like the idea that someone could be such a wingnut that they won't even deliver takeout to her.
Post by: bojanglesman on August 19, 2020, 09:41:48 AM
Her wiki entry is hilarious.Geez. You wonder how crazy people like that could get if they were in solitary confinement to get those inner voices stirring.
Imagine being such a loon you're banned from ordering pizza.
freaking Shakespeare, the commie scum.
Post by: Johnny English on September 24, 2020, 09:25:37 PM
Post by: dcm1602 on January 27, 2021, 04:38:34 AM
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Constant use of speech to share information through oral communication..
Constant standing and walking.
Frequent lifting/carrying and pushing/pulling objects weighing 0-25 lbs.
Frequent sitting, reaching and keyboard use/data entry.
Frequent use of vision and depth perception for distances near (20 inches or less) and far (20 feet or more) and to identify and distinguish colors.
Frequent use of smell to detect/recognize odors.
Frequent use of hearing to receive oral communication, distinguish body sounds and/or hear alarms, malfunctioning machinery, etc
Post by: bojanglesman on January 27, 2021, 05:28:37 AM
From a legit medical job posting in FloridaThe future ain't what it used to be.
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Post by: Badger on January 27, 2021, 05:34:05 AM
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to receive oral
Damn shawty ok
Post by: Badger on February 19, 2021, 06:14:51 PM
https://www.tampabay.com/news/hillsborough/2021/02/18/south-tampa-farmer-marion-lambert-who-led-effort-to-raise-confederate-flag-found-dead-police-say/
Post by: bojanglesman on March 16, 2021, 05:05:10 AM
Post by: Badger on March 16, 2021, 06:06:03 AM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/pickle-man-popped-984503Only God can judge me
Post by: bojanglesman on April 05, 2021, 09:19:25 AM
Post by: Johnny English on April 05, 2021, 09:34:01 AM
https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/1379028905357680642?s=19
The real Florida is buried later in the story. 316 families advised to evacuated due to the risk of a 20' wall of water engulfing their homes, and significant proportion have refused. What are they going to do, scare the water away from their homes with a .38 and a Trump flag?
Post by: Badger on April 05, 2021, 09:39:33 AM
The real Florida is buried later in the story. 316 families advised to evacuated due to the risk of a 20' wall of water engulfing their homes, and significant proportion have refused. What are they going to do, scare the water away from their homes with a .38 and a Trump flag?The fake news media wants you to believe you don't have gills
Post by: delavan on April 12, 2021, 11:42:36 AM
Post by: Badger on April 12, 2021, 12:16:59 PM
Gotta love that
Post by: reuben on April 12, 2021, 02:57:10 PM
"Last June, Hunter became incensed when the staff of Pier 1 refused to allow her to return an item she didn’t have in her possession."
Gotta love that
Debras are Karens, but trashier.
Post by: Johnny English on June 01, 2021, 08:06:09 PM
Post by: Johnny English on June 24, 2021, 09:16:10 AM
Post by: Badger on June 25, 2021, 09:28:56 AM
Post by: d sw0rdz on June 25, 2021, 09:33:18 AM
159 people still unaccounted for.
shits fvcking sad. i can't imagine how this could have happened.
makes you feel like it could happen to anyone/anywhere. im only 3 floors up out of 5, but definitely a little paranoid about all of this now. those poor families
Post by: Badger on June 25, 2021, 09:52:27 AM
shits fvcking sad. i can't imagine how this could have happened.I just looked up the Grenfell Tower fire for comparison and that killed 72 people, so this seems on track to be worse. I'll definitely be following this to see what the cause was and whether it could have been prevented (I suspect it could have).
makes you feel like it could happen to anyone/anywhere. im only 3 floors up out of 5, but definitely a little paranoid about all of this now. those poor families
Post by: bojanglesman on June 25, 2021, 09:54:13 AM
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 25, 2021, 11:42:45 AM
I can't imagine many of these missing people are alive. I doubt anyone missing is just hanging out at the bar with their phone off for 3 days. Death numbers will be high.
The horrifying part is that some of them could still be alive under the rubble but won't be by the time the search and rescue crews get to them.
Post by: Badger on June 26, 2021, 01:13:18 PM
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1408721608026603527?s=19
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1408759511758823427?s=19
https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/7778631002
Post by: Badger on July 14, 2021, 08:42:08 PM
https://twitter.com/DEV_DOLLASS/status/1414397122095599617?s=19
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 14, 2021, 10:07:03 PM
Nsfw
https://twitter.com/DEV_DOLLASS/status/1414397122095599617?s=19
You're not SFD.
Post by: MBGreen on July 20, 2021, 07:37:25 AM
I was hoping one of these dopes would fall in.
Post by: delavan on July 20, 2021, 09:13:35 AM
https://twitter.com/selfpr0tect/status/1415923843516878851?s=20Would've liked to have seen the gator take a bite out of the goober harassing it.
I was hoping one of these dopes would fall in.
Post by: Badger on July 25, 2021, 02:36:24 PM
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1274809
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 31, 2021, 09:54:06 PM
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/florida-man-hospitalized-after-jumping-jaguar-exhibit-zoo-1614122%3famp=1#scso=_YwwGYdOVJ-Kl1QHL4ISICw27:1605.0909423828125 (https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/florida-man-hospitalized-after-jumping-jaguar-exhibit-zoo-1614122%3famp=1#scso=_YwwGYdOVJ-Kl1QHL4ISICw27:1605.0909423828125)
Post by: reuben on August 03, 2021, 02:01:54 PM
Imagine being an adult male and your angry flex is that your parents are worth two million dollars. Dream bigger bruh
Post by: mj2sexay on August 03, 2021, 02:41:06 PM
https://twitter.com/SweeneyABC/status/1422537706173775875 (https://twitter.com/SweeneyABC/status/1422537706173775875)
Imagine being an adult male and your angry flex is that your parents are worth two million dollars. Dream bigger bruh
Some serious I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS vibes from this absolute clownshoes.
Post by: bojanglesman on August 03, 2021, 02:44:27 PM
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 03, 2021, 03:28:41 PM
They suspended the crew? WTF?
Taping over his mouth (blocking an airway) and restraining him to the chair (hazard in an emergency landing)
Seems like a dumb policy in this case. He was physically assaulting the cabin crew.
Post by: bojanglesman on August 03, 2021, 04:57:12 PM
Taping over his mouth (blocking an airway) and restraining him to the chair (hazard in an emergency landing)
Seems like a dumb policy in this case. He was physically assaulting the cabin crew.
Oh I didn't know they taped over his mouth, I thought it was just taping him to the chair.
Post by: delavan on August 03, 2021, 05:19:16 PM
Oh I didn't know they taped over his mouth, I thought it was just taping him to the chair.
Take a pen and jab a hole through the tape so he can breathe out his mouth like doing an emergency tracheotomy (I saw it once on "M.A.S.H."). Or, don't grab a flight crew's knockers while taking swings at others.
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 04, 2021, 01:50:27 PM
https://www.businessinsider.com/florida-woman-removed-from-flight-after-exposing-self-police-2021-8?amp (https://www.businessinsider.com/florida-woman-removed-from-flight-after-exposing-self-police-2021-8?amp)
Post by: bojanglesman on August 04, 2021, 02:11:42 PM
Florida woman flashes funbags on plane, kicks cop who removed.
https://www.businessinsider.com/florida-woman-removed-from-flight-after-exposing-self-police-2021-8?amp (https://www.businessinsider.com/florida-woman-removed-from-flight-after-exposing-self-police-2021-8?amp)
If she would have stopped after flashing her jugs, she probably would have gotten at least a free drink.
Post by: MBGreen on August 04, 2021, 07:18:28 PM
Post by: Badger on September 16, 2021, 07:25:08 AM
Post by: delavan on January 19, 2022, 06:18:12 PM
https://www.tampabay.com/news/business/2022/01/19/florida-on-pace-for-smallest-orange-crop-in-over-75-years/
Post by: Badger on July 26, 2022, 07:57:42 PM
Post by: Johnny English on August 28, 2022, 09:24:34 PM
Post by: Badger on October 15, 2022, 04:31:06 PM
Post by: Badger on November 09, 2022, 08:10:22 PM
https://twitter.com/certainrandom/status/1589979479178297344?s=19
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 09, 2022, 08:15:48 PM
What is urban planning?
https://twitter.com/certainrandom/status/1589979479178297344?s=19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krnnErGzIsY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krnnErGzIsY)
Post by: delavan on November 19, 2022, 06:20:40 AM
https://www.outkick.com/woman-carried-upside-down-shoeless-out-of-waffle-house-by-an-employee/
Post by: delavan on November 28, 2022, 01:43:57 PM
Post by: Johnny English on February 28, 2023, 10:48:45 AM
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 28, 2023, 10:56:18 AM
Post by: Badger on March 24, 2023, 07:57:48 AM
https://slate.com/human-interest/2023/03/florida-principal-fired-michelangelo-david-statue.html
Post by: Badger on May 28, 2023, 01:39:44 PM
https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2023/05/24/man-dies-after-going-days-in-duval-county-jail-without-medication-family-says/
Post by: delavan on June 21, 2023, 03:18:12 PM
Giant African land snails eat at least 500 different types of plants, and they can also chomp through stucco, plastic recycling bins and even signs. Their calcium shells bear pointy edges sharp enough to blow out tires of vehicles that run over them
Post by: Johnny English on July 20, 2023, 10:33:43 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on July 28, 2023, 11:25:52 AM
Post by: Badger on July 28, 2023, 12:00:37 PM
https://nypost.com/2023/07/27/florida-manatee-dies-after-high-intensity-sex-with-brother/https://nypost.com/2023/07/27/florida-women-arrested-after-wild-brawl-one-bit-the-others-ear-off/
Invite them to the tailgate
And the surviving manatee
Post by: delavan on August 27, 2023, 01:09:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKJGGkgTjZE
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 08, 2023, 11:32:42 PM
I can't say anything better about this articl .than the headline.
Post by: bojanglesman on November 13, 2023, 05:44:14 PM
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A witness described the pair’s encounter as “crack to sack, going to town.”
Crack to sack
Post by: Badger on January 09, 2024, 05:07:38 PM
Post by: Johnny English on January 10, 2024, 05:04:32 PM
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 10, 2024, 05:38:28 PM
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/01/school-district-bans-the-dictionary-to-comply-with-ron-desantiss-book-ban-law/
Dumbest freaking timeline I swear.
Post by: MBGreen on January 16, 2024, 07:45:04 AM
https://x.com/ImBillRay/status/1746950007129772409?s=20
Post by: reuben on January 16, 2024, 01:57:16 PM
In fairness, I have no idea if this happened in Florida. But it is most definitely Floridian in spirit.
Post by: Johnny English on January 16, 2024, 02:51:26 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/killedthecameraman/comments/197uc60/you_cant_shoot_me_the_cameraman_who_got_shot/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/killedthecameraman/comments/197uc60/you_cant_shoot_me_the_cameraman_who_got_shot/)
In fairness, I have no idea if this happened in Florida. But it is most definitely Floridian in spirit.
Tennessee. (https://indianhausa.com/jeffrey-scott-west-obituary-death-news-blount-county-tennessee-man-shot-son-and-then-self-on-quarry-hollow-rd-in-friendsville/) So close enough.