Jet Offensive
Other Stuff => The Porta Potty => Topic started by: MBGreen on September 12, 2014, 01:38:43 PM
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they're bad today.
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*lights cubicle chair on fire*
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For shits and giggle see if you can light yourself on fire and then take pics.
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For shits and giggle see if you can light yourself on fire and then take pics.
Your dad will be sad
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For shits and giggle see if you can light yourself on fire and then take pics.
Win.
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Your dad will be sad
Only if the pics were blurry.
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still bad.
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My dog just farted. It was so noxious I think I could actually see it floating in the room. I'm not even mad.
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My dog just farted. It was so noxious I think I could actually see it floating in the room. I'm not even mad.
I used to work in a warehouse with a rottweiler who had farts that turned the air into acid. My bosses were always feeding him people food.
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My dog just farted. It was so noxious I think I could actually see it floating in the room. I'm not even mad.
I used to work in a warehouse with a rottweiler who had farts that turned the air into acid. My bosses were always feeding him people food.
Feed any dog big macs, and watch the destruction.
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Never trust a fart. I ruined my jets underoos already.
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had chinese food last night. You can connect the dots.
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Whatd you have for second dinner an hour later?
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Whatd you have for second dinner an hour later?
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bucket of soya sauce
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My wife made a vegetarian chili. It is wonderful. It's effects aren't.
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My wife made a vegetarian chili. It is wonderful. It's effects aren't.
I don't understand vegetarian chili. Just...why?
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I don't understand vegetarian chili. Just...why?
It's good. excrement ton of beans in there. It isn't what you probably imagine (a side salad with chili sauce splattered on it). Probably a fair deal healthier that chili with beef in it (depending on your definition of healthy). I like veggies and I don't really miss the beef/pork/chicken/whatever flavor.
4 different kinds of beans, tomatoes, carrots, onions, bell peppers..........good. The massive amount of fiber is probably going to create office tension today though. Crop dusting commences in t-minus 10......9..........
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It's good. excrement ton of beans in there. It isn't what you probably imagine (a side salad with chili sauce splattered on it). Probably a fair deal healthier that chili with beef in it (depending on your definition of healthy). I like veggies and I don't really miss the beef/pork/chicken/whatever flavor.
4 different kinds of beans, tomatoes, carrots, onions, bell peppers..........good. The massive amount of fiber is probably going to create office tension today though. Crop dusting commences in t-minus 10......9..........
I love veggies too, and I always do at least 3 types of beans in my chili, but I'd never go without the meat.
Still, your assault on the noses of your coworkers receives a thumbs-up from me!
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I'd never go without the meat.
We know
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I love veggies too, and I always do at least 3 types of beans in my chili, but I'd never go without the meat.
Still, your assault on the noses of your coworkers receives a thumbs-up from me!
Silent assault up in here. No one suspects me.
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We know
Well done. poopchute.
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I hate beans. When my woman makes chili I force lentils on her.
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eating leftover chinese food. The plot thickens...
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FWIW, vegetarian chili is better than rice and beans.
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I hate beans. When my woman makes chili I force lentils on her.
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Lentils? Never come back to this country.
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My wife made a vegetarian chili. It is wonderful. It's effects aren't.
12 years on the veggie wagon back in the day. This is so damn true.
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Lentils? Never come back to this country.
You disappoint me. Lentils are amazing.
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You disappoint me. Lentils are amazing.
They make my colon cry.
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eating leftover chinese food. The plot thickens...
You like pepsi? We only have pepsi product
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I'm still on the toilet from the post in the coffee brown thread.
Just had one of those pushes on the toilet that sounded like a depressed moose or a broken whistle.
Figured I'd keep it interesting without and GM hires on the horizon this weekend
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I just shat out the chinese food from last night. This should be one of Raiden's fatalities.
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We went to On the Border last night for dinner. Today I am a walking disaster movie.
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We went to On the Border last night for dinner. Today I am a walking disaster movie.
Oh dear god that place is horrible.
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Oh dear god that place is horrible.
I love OTB. As far as chain restaurants, only Longhorn Steakhouse is better to me.
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I love OTB. As far as chain restaurants, only Longhorn Steakhouse is better to me.
Your nuts dude, if you go to a really good authentic Mexican joint you would never eat there again. Not to pick a fight or put you down, it's like living in New York and going to eat at the Olive Garden.
I will agree with you though if you want a decent non aged steak at a good price, you can't beat the Longhorn. The price/selection/portion/quality is fantastic value.(http://www.jetoffensive.com/data:image/x-icon;base64,AAABAAEAEBAAAAEAIABoBAAAFgAAACgAAAAQAAAAIAAAAAEAIAAAAAAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD///8A////AP///wD///8A////AP///wD///8A////AP///wD///8A////AP///wD///8A////AP///wD///8A////AP///wD///8AycnKOmdmaastLTDuIB8j/yAfI/87Oz7eg4OFi+no6Rj///8A////AP///wD///8A////AP///wD6+voDfHx+kyAfI/8gHyP/LCsv+FJRVPhHRkr6IiEl/SAfI/8tLTDuuLe5T////wD///8A////AP///wD///8AfHx+kyAfI/8wLzP4qqqr+Pv7+////////////+3t7f+Dg4X9IB8j/yMiJvq/vr9H////AP///wD///8AyMfIPyIhJf8wLzP429vb+P///////////////////////////////66ur/0gHyP/ODc74////wD///8A////AHRzda4wLjH/rKyt+P/////8/Pz/h4eJ/z8+Qv9GRUn/rq6v////////////iIiK/6ijnP/269Y/////AP///wBQTlDzR0VI+vv7+///////oqGh/zg2Of8hICT/IB8j/yAfI//c3Nz/7de7/9alX//GfhL/48KOfv///wD///8AWFZX/3Vzdfr//////////4iGhv9SUFL/MC8z/2ZlaP+1jmz/unMv/7NjFf+zYxX/s2MV/9atin7WrYp+1q2KfmdlZf91c3T8//////////+npaT/bWtr/0tJS/81Mzf/jIB5/9Gidv+/eDD/v3gw/8B6M//NlWD/x4pO/8WFRvqLiIjXbmxs/+rq6v//////6Ofn/4yJiP9lY2T/Q0JE/0tKTf/09PT/9uvc/+K5gP/apFL/9+zaP////wD///8AwcDAe357e/+koqL9///////////09PT/zs3N/8jHx//5+fn//////+7u7/9/f4H/4tfC//rv2T////8A////APb29g+YlZXjhYKB/7W0s//9/f3//////////////////////+vr6/9paGn/NTQ3/319f6f///8A////AP///wD///8A6OjnMpmWle6MiYf/lZOS/8XEw//b2tr/0dHR/6elpv9hYGH/TkxO/25sb8L09PQM////AP///wD///8A////AP///wDv7+4jsa6tu5KPjf+Kh4b/gX59/3h2df9vbW3/amho96alpof4+PgH////AP///wD///8A////AP///wD///8A////AP///wDs6+srz87Nb8XDw37Av75+zMvKXvLy8hT///8A////AP///wD///8A////AP///wD///8A////AP///wD///8A////AP///wD///8A////AP///wD///8A////AP///wD///8A////AP///wD///8A//8AAPA/AADAHwAAgA8AAIAHAAAABwAAAAcAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAcAAIAHAACABwAAwA8AAOAfAAD//wAA//8AAA%3D%3D) (http://search.surfcanyon.com/search?f=nrl1&q=Not%20to%20pick%20a%20fight%20or%20put%20you%20down&partner=fastestfox)
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Take it to the next level:
(http://i.imgur.com/FWfh0wN.jpg)
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Your nuts dude, if you go to a really good authentic Mexican joint you would never eat there again. Not to pick a fight or put you down, it's like living in New York and going to eat at the Olive Garden.
I will agree with you though if you want a decent non aged steak at a good price, you can't beat the Longhorn. The price/selection/portion/quality is fantastic value.
As with any chain restaurant, you don't go there for the authenticity. You go there because you enjoy that place's fare. It's just like you don't order Dominoes when you want "pizza" you order it because you want "Dominoes."
I've had TexMex in Texas, Arizona, and Southern California. OTB isn't anywhere near those, but I don't go to OTB for authentic TexMex.
I also like Olive Garden, despite the fact that I'm Italian and that's sacrilegious. It's not "eating Italian" it's "eating Olive Garden."
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As with any chain restaurant, you don't go there for the authenticity. You go there because you enjoy that place's fare. It's just like you don't order Dominoes when you want "pizza" you order it because you want "Dominoes."
I've had TexMex in Texas, Arizona, and Southern California. OTB isn't anywhere near those, but I don't go to OTB for authentic TexMex.
I also like Olive Garden, despite the fact that I'm Italian and that's sacrilegious. It's not "eating Italian" it's "eating Olive Garden."
You're confounding that's for sure, you're a New York version of MBGreen.
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You're confounding that's for sure, you're a New York version of MBGreen.
Once Alio crosses over from Microsoft to the Oracle darkside...then he can use that title.
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You're confounding that's for sure, you're a New York version of MBGreen.
Heh, I guess. But I don't have a problem separating chain food from high-quality food. I eat at Del Frisco's at least once a year and that's about as good as food gets. I eat at OTB, Longhorn, TGIFriday's, and Olive Garden a few times a year each and I enjoy them. I know the difference between good food and a family restaurant atmosphere.
I love my kids with all of my heart, but I'm not taking them to Del Frisco's.
Once Alio crosses over from Microsoft to the Oracle darkside...then he can use that title.
Never going to happen.
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switched to a new whey protein a few days ago.
The resulting aromatic bouquet could peel wall paper.
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Paleo is making my woman hate me
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I farted while taking a pee at work. The guy taking a excrement in the nearby stall gagged a little. Guess he doesn't like Arby's.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Paleo is making my woman hate me
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I did Paleo for a month once to win a biggest loser competition at work. It's tough but you feel amazing after a few weeks.
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Was washing my hands last night in my bathroom while my pizza is taking a shower. I let an obnoxious fart rip.
"Did you say something?"
"giggle. No."
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I let out a silent fart in my cubicle by total accident. As soon as it happened, I bolted to go for a walk.
I hope my flavor goes well with the salad my cubicle neighbor was eating for lunch.
Could be an awkward afternoon.
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Prrrrt
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I've increased the fiber in my diet over the last 7 days. People are starting to complain.
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Congrats on the new job MB!!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10522729/man-farts-kill-mosquitos/
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Congrats on the new job MB!!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10522729/man-farts-kill-mosquitos/
I'm taking my farts right to the top, babbie.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzeReq2-3go
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jun/16/austrian-police-defend-decision-to-fine-man-after-provocative-fart
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Should be a good Sunday...my farts smell like eggs
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Should be a good Sunday...my farts smell like eggs
I had some jalepeno cheese, bacon, and tacos. Flames.
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I had some jalepeno cheese, bacon, and tacos. Flames.
#Febreeze
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#Febreeze
Nothing is taming this cloud.
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i need to light a match in my office.
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i need to light a match in my office.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYSiFmtlCbY
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https://youtu.be/byOIMNSW2jU
Welcome to the barbeque.
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I watched the whole thing and it didn't get any less funny.
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eating garlic pepperoni sticks and drinking coffee at 8am this morning. Cookin' up a real biohazard in my colon.
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eating garlic pepperoni sticks and drinking coffee at 8am this morning. Cookin' up a real biohazard in my colon.
Close the border.
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Close the border.
Before Lena makes her move.
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Before Lena makes her move.
Her preemptive strike is purchasing all of the Teriyaki Pepperoni joints
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Her preemptive strike is purchasing all of the Teriyaki Pepperoni joints
gulag