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Title: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 07, 2014, 09:51:08 PM
I am disappointed to discover that this thread does not already exist.

Patsfans.com is funny reading tonight:

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Revised needs to go back to his island. Having him chasing around the other teams #1, it doesn't help the other DBs....I'd rather see him shut down a side and let the others worry about the rest

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Welcome to average.
The run is over.
You can't turn a sow's ear into a silk purse.
You win the games in the trenches. Always have.
I don't how or why they've lost their direction over the years but they have.
You build a team from the inside out. What you saw today was a team that was a shell of itself.

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How the hell is it that Denver can afford the players they have and the Pats can't???
Friggin Emanuel Sanders is lighting it up tonight for Denver. And Brady gets to throw to Kembrell Thompkibs while the Kraft's pocket 13 mil in cap space. Are you shitting me???

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on September 07, 2014, 10:08:28 PM
Christ it's the first fuckn' game. Fans are morons everywhere.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Laxin on September 08, 2014, 12:08:09 AM
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Tom Brady is no longer an elite QB. His accuracy has fallen drastically and he can NOT throw the ball down the field anymore. Honestly I would put in Garappolo for awhile, he doesn't have the football IQ or good decision making of Brady, but his passing is superior at this point.

The Patriots offensive line continues to be the worst (in my opinion) in the league, and it all starts with Nate Solder. The O line needs a complete revamp except for Connoly.

The defensive line, although usually not as bad as it was today, continues to put absolutely ZERO pressure on the QB.

Lastly.... CHANDLER JONES IS THE MOST OVERRATED SCRUB IN THE NFL! THIS DUDE IS THE DEFINITION OF HYPE.

This makes me happy
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Post by: Miamipuck on September 08, 2014, 12:42:06 AM
Their tears taste glorious.
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Post by: Coach K on September 08, 2014, 01:22:02 AM
Lol wow Garoppa The Rapper over Brady?


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Post by: ScotlandJet on September 08, 2014, 05:57:17 AM
Brady took a pounding last night and I don't mean from Gisselle's strap on.

He looked slow and labour-some, throws were off by yards. We have endured him for years but it's nearly over- I bet he can't wait to line up opposite to our D line.....
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on September 08, 2014, 06:03:00 AM
Brady took a pounding last night and I don't mean from Gisselle's strap on.

He looked slow and labour-some, throws were off by yards. We have endured him for years but it's nearly over- I bet he can't wait to line up opposite to our D line.....

I'd feel a lot better if we had some outside rushers, but pressure up the middle has always been his biggest issue. Also I'm sure his calf problem was some of his issue, which should get better as the year goes on. That said, the Mfer is almost done and it will be a happy day when Brady just sits the freak down for good
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ScotlandJet on September 08, 2014, 06:41:22 AM
Brady has been sneering at us for years - freak him- I hope Wilk or Coples takes his head off.
Props to Cameron Wake yesterday he has some engine- can you imagine how sick our D would be with an edge rusher like this.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 08, 2014, 12:41:10 PM
Always good to see New England lose a division game besides us, this is what we need.

The fans are spoiled of course, they hadn't lost an opener in 11 years. Imagine that for a minute.
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Post by: Miamipuck on September 08, 2014, 12:59:45 PM
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@ScottSalmon48 · 53m
AFC East Passer Rating:

Geno Smith - 96.6
EJ Manuel - 91.7
Ryan Tannehill - 79.9
Tom Brady - 70.9 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on September 08, 2014, 01:35:13 PM
Always good to see New England lose a division game besides us, this is what we need.

The fans are spoiled of course, they hadn't lost an opener in 11 years. Imagine that for a minute.

They won their second SB that year of course.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Hemi on September 08, 2014, 02:15:56 PM
Saw the end of that game and it ended strangely. Floating bombs that were off target down the field. Slow to get the team moving they just went ahead and used up all of the clock. It kind of reminded me of McNabb in the Super Bowl. Just strange to see Brady run the two minute offense like that.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on September 08, 2014, 02:23:39 PM
Saw the end of that game and it ended strangely. Floating bombs that were off target down the field.

Brady lost his deep ball accuracy a while ago. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on September 08, 2014, 06:00:06 PM
Brady had the lowest comp % of QBs in week 1, barring a LOLEli night.
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Post by: dcm1602 on September 08, 2014, 06:21:51 PM
Brady had the lowest comp % of QBs in week 1, barring a LOLEli night.
Now if only he fumbles a ball off of someone's butt well be set
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 09, 2014, 10:01:08 AM
Saw the end of that game and it ended strangely. Floating bombs that were off target down the field. Slow to get the team moving they just went ahead and used up all of the clock. It kind of reminded me of McNabb in the Super Bowl. Just strange to see Brady run the two minute offense like that.

Just saw that last night watching the Jet broadcast, CBS cut to the last drive after our game. Could have been the Florida heat or just the inability to move it any faster. They were struggling just to get first downs and keep the ball.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on September 09, 2014, 10:06:13 AM
Brady had the lowest comp % of QBs in week 1, barring a LOLEli night.

Brady: 51.7%

Eli: 54.5%

Just made it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: klaximilian on September 09, 2014, 10:33:33 AM
Just saw that last night watching the Jet broadcast, CBS cut to the last drive after our game. Could have been the Florida heat or just the inability to move it any faster. They were struggling just to get first downs and keep the ball.

He sucks now. He should retire.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 09, 2014, 10:48:14 AM
He sucks now. He should retire.

Not yet. I want to see one full season of him sucking as he begins the Patriots' spiral into insignificance, I don't want him going out at the top. I want to be able to remember him finishing with a 56% completion rate and as many TDs as INTs. I want him to go out leaving a bad taste in the mouth of the bandwagoners. I want to hear him booed at Foxboro.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 09, 2014, 10:52:19 AM
Not yet. I want to see one full season of him sucking as he begins the Patriots' spiral into insignificance, I don't want him going out at the top. I want to be able to remember him finishing with a 56% completion rate and as many TDs as INTs. I want him to go out leaving a bad taste in the mouth of the bandwagoners. I want to hear him booed at Foxboro.

It was very sweet to watch Marino struggle at the end. We beat him the last four or five times, I remember some nice pick-6s and strip sacks in some key games.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on September 09, 2014, 11:02:28 AM
I want to hear him booed at Foxboro.

The ingrates do that to him at least once a year anyway. At least since 2009.
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Post by: AlioTheFool on September 09, 2014, 11:39:42 AM
Not yet. I want to see one full season of him sucking as he begins the Patriots' spiral into insignificance, I don't want him going out at the top. I want to be able to remember him finishing with a 56% completion rate and as many TDs as INTs. I want him to go out leaving a bad taste in the mouth of the bandwagoners. I want to hear him booed at Foxboro.

I'm generally not into schadenfreude, but this is exactly what I want to see.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on September 09, 2014, 11:54:38 AM

It was very sweet to watch Marino struggle at the end. We beat him the last four or five times, I remember some nice pick-6s and strip sacks in some key games.

I remember that 65-7 loss in his last game ever. That was awesome.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on September 09, 2014, 11:58:39 AM
It would be nice if we could deliver Brady's last loss in the form of a playoff heartbreaker. I thought we were going to get that with Manning but then he had to go heal and play for the Broncos.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ScotlandJet on September 09, 2014, 01:34:48 PM
Not yet. I want to see one full season of him sucking as he begins the Patriots' spiral into insignificance, I don't want him going out at the top. I want to be able to remember him finishing with a 56% completion rate and as many TDs as INTs. I want him to go out leaving a bad taste in the mouth of the bandwagoners. I want to hear him booed at Foxboro.

This is kinda my thoughts also but I have a feeling he is going to get hammered into oblivion and won't see out the season- I hope so.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 09, 2014, 01:50:54 PM
I remember that 65-7 loss in his last game ever. That was awesome.

That was the worst possible way to go out, too.  Getting pulled from a game as neither starting QB really played in the 2nd half.  It was over at halftime.  So crazy.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on September 09, 2014, 02:06:21 PM
That was probably one of the better football days I have had down here. I got drunk off the tears. Between the lopsided loss and the fact that Marino was forced into retirement, I don't think there was a more satisfying outcome rooting against a team ever.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ons on September 09, 2014, 03:32:20 PM
Not yet. I want to see one full season of him sucking as he begins the Patriots' spiral into insignificance, I don't want him going out at the top. I want to be able to remember him finishing with a 56% completion rate and as many TDs as INTs. I want him to go out leaving a bad taste in the mouth of the bandwagoners. I want to hear him booed at Foxboro.

That sounds so beautiful. Hopefully this year's the year.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2014, 11:22:42 AM
(https://www.profootballfocus.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/2014-09-10-12_02_40.gif)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2014, 11:35:53 AM
I told you there were plays where Revis got beaten like a rented mule. That's one of them.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 10, 2014, 11:40:35 AM
Wallace always reminded me of Wesley Walker.
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Post by: Jetaho on September 10, 2014, 11:58:44 AM
(https://www.profootballfocus.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/2014-09-10-12_02_40.gif)

God, Mike Wallace is terrible.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2014, 12:09:42 PM
Wallace always reminded me of Wesley Walker.

The blind part.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2014, 12:12:10 PM
That is not the Revis that was on the Jets.
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Post by: Fenwyr on September 10, 2014, 12:37:28 PM
I told you there were plays where Revis got beaten like a rented mule. That's one of them.

Yeah, but that was incomplete anyway right?  2nd foot was clearly out.

(Did not watch the game...)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 10, 2014, 12:50:09 PM
That is not the Revis that was on the Jets.

His worst game as a Jet might have been in Miami, the MNF when he got beat by Tedd Ginn Jr once or twice. I think it was 2009, which was his best year. I remember some Miami poopchute posting that GIF on TGG.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2014, 12:57:54 PM
Yeah, but that was incomplete anyway right?  2nd foot was clearly out.

(Did not watch the game...)

Yeah but so, he still got beat badly.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: NDMick on September 10, 2014, 01:34:08 PM
His worst game as a Jet might have been in Miami, the MNF when he got beat by Tedd Ginn Jr once or twice. I think it was 2009, which was his best year. I remember some Miami poopchute posting that GIF on TGG.

Wasn't that a zone coverage miscommunication?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 10, 2014, 01:40:24 PM
Wasn't that a zone coverage miscommunication?

Might have been. That was about five games into the season with Rex's new defense. That whole night we couldn't stop Chad Henne, and we ended up with the #1 defense that year.

Chad Henne.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on September 26, 2014, 08:55:40 AM
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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on September 26, 2014, 06:24:46 PM
Is that kid two cars behind Brady sleeping?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on September 30, 2014, 08:08:44 AM
The good thing about the Patriots mediocrity is that it won't get better overnight. I think this is the beginning of the end for them.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on September 30, 2014, 08:11:37 AM
The good thing about the Patriots mediocrity is that it won't get better overnight. I think this is the beginning of the end for them.

I think so too.

I just wish we had the horses on offense to take over this division. Geno needs to excrement or get off the pot.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on September 30, 2014, 08:12:39 AM
The good thing about the Patriots mediocrity is that it won't get better overnight. I think this is the beginning of the end for them.

I am not going down that road just yet but if this is truly the aging and decline of Brady it's a beautiful glorious thing.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on September 30, 2014, 09:13:03 AM
I want to see the Pats excrement the bed against Cinci before I call them declining. Too many times they have come back from losses and rolled 4-5-6 straight wins.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: guinness77 on September 30, 2014, 09:15:40 AM
I want to see the Pats excrement the bed against Cinci before I call them declining. Too many times they have come back from losses and rolled 4-5-6 straight wins.
Their defense is garbage. That what leads me to think this may be actually real.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on September 30, 2014, 09:17:36 AM
Their defense is garbage. That what leads me to think this may be actually real.

It's their oline.  Brady is getting destroyed.


<3 DeGuglielmo
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on September 30, 2014, 09:18:40 AM
Their defense is garbage. That what leads me to think this may be actually real.

Their offense looks worse and no offense to Seafood but Revis looks like an ordinary corner.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on September 30, 2014, 09:20:10 AM
Their offense looks worse and no offense to Seafood but Revis looks like an ordinary corner.


but wait....we should've blown half our cap space on that.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: guinness77 on September 30, 2014, 09:22:56 AM
That's what I mean...they're an average team. They have an average offense with no running game and a below average defense. This is real.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on September 30, 2014, 09:26:51 AM
I sure hope so, I never thought I would love to see Revis turn average but it's freaking glorious. Hahaha 12 million corner my poopchute.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on September 30, 2014, 09:28:00 AM
I sure hope so, I never thought I would love to see Revis turn average but it's freaking glorious. Hahaha 12 million corner my poopchute.

I hope Belichick wears that shiny dunce cap with pride....for trading away Mankins.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 30, 2014, 09:32:51 AM
It isn't just Mankins. Letting Spikes walk was a big mistake as well, IMO; he was the heart of their run D. If they still had Spikes then teams would be less effective on the ground against them, they'd have to sell out against the run less, so they'd be able to have an extra man in coverage, so their secondary would be less isolated. Belichick really screwed the pooch on this one, I reckon.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 30, 2014, 09:44:36 AM
If KC made them look bad, I can only imagine what Cincy will do.  Unless Dalton plays like he's in the playoffs.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on September 30, 2014, 09:49:32 AM
If KC made them look bad, I can only imagine what Cincy will do.  Unless Dalton plays like he's in the playoffs.

ehhhh...the Bengal WRs are throwing TDs this year too. 


/not worried
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 30, 2014, 10:30:51 AM
"Pats fan gets face fucked"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyAOPCF9GbA
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Post by: Miamipuck on September 30, 2014, 10:32:51 AM
That's awesome, I have a feeling SFD will do that if the Jets clobber the Steelers.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 30, 2014, 10:38:54 AM
Why do they start chanting "U-S-A"?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on September 30, 2014, 10:39:41 AM
Why is he sitting on the stairs?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on September 30, 2014, 10:40:30 AM
Why do they start chanting "U-S-A"?

Why wouldn't they?

I was watching without sound and assumed they were chanting "Brady sucks".
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: IATA on September 30, 2014, 10:48:59 AM
Why do they start chanting "U-S-A"?

Because that's what you do when you bleed red white and blue.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 30, 2014, 10:53:32 AM
But that makes no sense. It's a team from America playing a team from America.

Every day this site makes me more confused.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on September 30, 2014, 10:56:54 AM
What's the equivalent of the U-S-A chant for the English?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 30, 2014, 11:00:21 AM
What's the equivalent of the U-S-A chant for the English?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0CgzVj-hcc

We don't sing it at each other though. At the Scots, and the Welsh, and the Australians, and the Germans and the French and the Argies and basically anyone who looks a bit swarthy, but not each other. That would be stupid.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on September 30, 2014, 11:02:18 AM
I thought they'd break out into God save the queen.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 30, 2014, 11:02:26 AM

What's the equivalent of the U-S-A chant for the English?

Jo-lly-good!  Chee-ri-o! 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ons on September 30, 2014, 11:03:38 AM
Why do they start chanting "U-S-A"?

Cause there's nothing more patriotic than faux-Native American chanting while attempting to publicly humiliate a team literally named for patriotism.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 30, 2014, 11:04:16 AM

But that makes no sense. It's a team from America playing a team from America.

Every day this site makes me more confused.

It's an expression of solidarity and pride.  This beautiful country has produced a game so wonderful that we take pride in it, and regardless of the outcome, we are all countrymen and should embrace that fact despite our relative disappointment.  Not sure why that was hard to get.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on September 30, 2014, 11:05:47 AM
What's the equivalent of the U-S-A chant for the English?

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSimtvnCUAAumbz.jpg:large)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 30, 2014, 11:06:25 AM
Douchebags unite!
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 30, 2014, 11:06:33 AM
It's an expression of solidarity and pride.  This beautiful country has produced a game so wonderful that we take pride in it, and regardless of the outcome, we are all countrymen and should embrace that fact despite our relative disappointment.  Not sure why that was hard to get.

That argument kind of falls apart when you consider that literally two seconds before he was attempting to face freak his fellow countryman.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 30, 2014, 11:10:55 AM

That argument kind of falls apart when you consider that literally two seconds before he was attempting to face freak his fellow countryman.

You've never gotten in a fight and then slapped each other on the back and said "Yer all right, mate"?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 30, 2014, 11:14:10 AM
No.
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Post by: bojanglesman on September 30, 2014, 11:17:34 AM
One of those days where watching ESPN play the same mnf highlights over and over is actually fun.
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Post by: Miamipuck on September 30, 2014, 11:37:10 AM
No.

You haven't played hockey that's for sure.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 30, 2014, 11:41:12 AM
You haven't played hockey that's for sure.

No, but I played rugby. Sure there were fights on the field with no hard feelings afterwards, but it didn't go from throwing punches to kum ba ya in two seconds.

I don't understand how singing your country's name fits with the tribalism of being a sports fan when both teams are from the same country.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on September 30, 2014, 11:49:19 AM
No, but I played rugby. Sure there were fights on the field with no hard feelings afterwards, but it didn't go from throwing punches to kum ba ya in two seconds.

I don't understand how singing your country's name fits with the tribalism of being a sports fan when both teams are from the same country.

Can we get back on the topic of laughing at the Pats misfortunes?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 30, 2014, 11:51:24 AM
Can we get back on the topic of laughing at the Pats misfortunes?

I'm watching Sportscenter loop just for that very reason.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on September 30, 2014, 11:57:21 AM
I'm watching Sportscenter loop just for that very reason.

Awesome.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on September 30, 2014, 01:25:50 PM
Cecil Lammey ‏@cecillammey
#Patriots Tom Brady has completed only 43% of throws more than 5 yards this season, 2nd-worst in the league behind #Bills EJ Manuel (40%)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on September 30, 2014, 01:45:33 PM
Cecil Lammey ‏@cecillammey
#Patriots Tom Brady has completed only 43% of throws more than 5 yards this season, 2nd-worst in the league behind #Bills EJ Manuel (40%)

Just wait till he gets to the Jets secondary.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 30, 2014, 01:50:22 PM
Patriots that got benched at some point during yesterdays game:
Chandler Jones, Nate Solder, Sebastien Vollmer, Logan Ryan... and Tom Brady.
Not to mention they were subbing out their 3 interior lineman every other snap.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 30, 2014, 01:56:06 PM
How far fetched is it to think Brady gets cut after this season?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Hemi on September 30, 2014, 01:59:32 PM
Brady must be injured or has just really fallen off at the end of his career, he looks terrible, his throws have lost velocity.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on September 30, 2014, 02:00:01 PM
How far fetched is it to think Brady gets cut after this season?

he'll get traded or ask for his release.  I doubt the Pats will cut Brady without Brady's input.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on September 30, 2014, 02:06:09 PM
He'll be there until he retires.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 30, 2014, 02:06:13 PM
They won't cut him, they'll mutually agree that it's time for him to retire.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: klaximilian on September 30, 2014, 02:23:35 PM
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“There’s nowhere I’d rather play, I know that. I love playing for this team and I love representing this team and hopefully I can do that for as long as I can. When I suck, I’ll retire. But I don’t plan on sucking for a long time. So hopefully that leads me to being here and there’s no place I’d rather be. I love this game and I love working hard at it. I’ve had a lot of people over the years tell me the things I couldn’t do and I think that’s always been great motivation for me to try to go out there an accomplish things that I think I can do so hopefully I can continue to play at a really high level for a long period of time.”

Nice knowing ya, Tom.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 30, 2014, 02:51:29 PM
Nice knowing ya, Tom.

thanks for posting that, I keep forgetting
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 30, 2014, 04:01:20 PM
What kind of contract should we offer Brady when the Pats cut him?

Think we are a playoff team with that bundle of sticks?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 30, 2014, 04:03:14 PM
What kind of contract should we offer Brady when the Pats cut him?

Think we are a playoff team with that bundle of sticks?

awful
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 30, 2014, 04:03:55 PM
awful

Is he an upgrade on Geno ?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 30, 2014, 04:11:10 PM
Is he an upgrade on Geno ?

Only in the sense that you are an upgrade on soxxx.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: klaximilian on September 30, 2014, 04:16:38 PM
Which tastes better:

A dog turd OR a sugar-coated dog turd?

DCM is the only one that can answer.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on September 30, 2014, 04:17:46 PM
Which tastes better:

A dog turd OR a sugar-coated dog turd?

DCM is the only one that can answer.

Stifler might know.

/MB-level reference
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 30, 2014, 04:57:40 PM
Only in the sense that you are an upgrade on soxxx.

every time I read this it becomes funnier
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 30, 2014, 06:04:59 PM
So you guys dont think Idzik is saving all that cap space to give Brady a huge signing bonus ?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on September 30, 2014, 06:49:56 PM
So you guys dont think Idzik is saving all that cap space to give Brady a huge signing bonus ?

No, Idzik only signs criminal druggie pervert busts.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 30, 2014, 06:50:34 PM
No, Idzik only signs criminal druggie pervert busts.

Maybe he wants to sign Brady to trade him for Landry though
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 30, 2014, 06:55:04 PM
No, Idzik only signs woman-beating criminal druggie pervert busts.

FTFY
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on September 30, 2014, 07:19:02 PM
No, Idzik only signs alleged woman-beating criminal druggie pervert busts.
FTFY

FTFY
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on October 01, 2014, 08:02:26 AM
http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/story/2014-09-30/tom-brady-new-england-patriots-quarterback-stats-contact-details-future-jimmy-garoppolo-bill-belichick-drafts

Just the fact that the Brady exit strategy is being discussed is music to my ears.

Unless Brady starts playing well again, they have some hard decisions ahead.  They either have to trade him to avoid his guarantees, keep starting him until he's 40, or cut him before the end of the year to avoid guaranteeing the next 3 years' contracts.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on October 01, 2014, 08:08:33 AM
http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/story/2014-09-30/tom-brady-new-england-patriots-quarterback-stats-contact-details-future-jimmy-garoppolo-bill-belichick-drafts

Just the fact that the Brady exit strategy is being discussed is music to my ears.

Unless Brady starts playing well again, they have some hard decisions ahead.  They either have to trade him to avoid his guarantees, keep starting him until he's 40, or cut him before the end of the year to avoid guaranteeing the next 3 years' contracts.

It sure is fun isn't it? Maybe they can pick up Geno when the Jets jettison him in a year or two.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on October 01, 2014, 08:11:06 AM
It sure is fun isn't it? Maybe they can pick up Geno when the Jets jettison him in a year or two.
I'd love to see Brady play for another team, then come back and beat NE.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on October 01, 2014, 08:24:25 AM
I'd love to see Brady play for another team, then come back and beat NE.

I hope there's a hell and in that hell Brady has to throw 100 pick sixes a game in perpetuity so the smug bastard suffers for eternity because freak him.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 01, 2014, 08:39:03 AM
I'd love to see Brady play for another team, then come back and beat NE.
Not me

I want it to be decided for good that Peyton was the far better man. Came back from major surgery and led one of the greatest offenses in nfl history after multiple major surgeries and or injuries

While that other bundle of sticks just got bad while healthier and at a younger age
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on October 01, 2014, 09:01:03 AM
I just want the pats to suck again. I don't give a freak about what happens to Brady if he were to leave NE.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 01, 2014, 09:14:14 AM
Not me

I want it to be decided for good that Peyton was the far better man. Came back from major surgery and led one of the greatest offenses in nfl history after multiple major surgeries and or injuries

While that other bundle of sticks just got bad while healthier and at a younger age

I can't find fault with a single word of this post.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 01, 2014, 01:00:50 PM
I can't find fault with a single word of this post.

Not sure I like bundle of sticks. It could be insulting to self respecting faggots.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 01, 2014, 02:27:11 PM
For the record: F Brady and F Manning.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on October 01, 2014, 02:55:16 PM
http://deadspin.com/bill-belichick-really-just-wants-to-talk-about-cincinna-1641294358

Quote
Q: Your team has been successful for so long. How difficult is it to adjust to the adversity of Monday night's game and get back on track? This team and organization hasn't had these sort of issues in the past.

BB: We're on to Cincinnati.

Q: You mentioned Tom Brady's age at the draft –

BB: We're on to Cincinnati.

Q: Do you think having a 37-year old –

BB: We're on to Cincinnati. It's nothing about the past, nothing about the future. Right now we're preparing for Cincinnati.

Q: Do you think the talent you have here is good?

BB: We're getting ready for Cincinnati.

Q: Do you think you've done enough to help Tom Brady?

BB: We're getting ready for Cincinnati. That's what we're doing.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 01, 2014, 03:03:30 PM
http://deadspin.com/bill-belichick-really-just-wants-to-talk-about-cincinna-1641294358


The week before he bolted here for New England he was asked about it and kept insisting he was only focused on our season finale vs Seattle. He was obviously lying, that or he negotiated with Kraft in record time after said Seattle game.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 01, 2014, 06:31:55 PM
"That's obviously going to reflect in every statistic that you can find, that we don't have the kind of offense that's going to perform at a high level," Brady said in his weekly interview on Boston sports radio station WEEI 93.7 FM."
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 01, 2014, 08:54:09 PM
Make room for the circus please

Quote
A source told the Boston Globe that Aaron Dobson was deactivated in Weeks 3 and 4 because he "mouthed off" to Patriots OC Josh McDaniels.
"Mouthing off" to Belichick wannabe McDaniels apparently costs you two full games, despite the Patriots' glaring needs at perimeter wide receiver. 23 years old, big, and fast, Dobson would give New England an offensive element it sorely lacks, but it sounds like McDaniels is putting his ego before the team. Dobson's status going forward is unclear. He's just a WR5 stash in 12-team leagues.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on October 02, 2014, 12:57:18 PM
Brady will turn it around and they'll finish 13-3 like every other freaking year. I'm more convinced now than past years that this is the beginning of the end for Brady/Beli but it's still early.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 05, 2014, 01:15:16 PM
http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/11646779/tension-tom-brady-new-england-patriots-impact-quarterback-future-team?ex_cid=espnapi_public

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Tension exists between Tom Brady and the New England Patriots' coaching staff, and multiple sources told ESPN that they believe it could influence whether the quarterback finishes his career with the team that he has led to three Super Bowl titles.

Two sources told ESPN that former rookie quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo was drafted as Brady's successor and the move could happen "sooner than later." No source suggested that "sooner" would mean a change during the 2014 season.

Much of Brady's frustration relates to the downsizing of the Patriots offense that stems from questionable personnel decisions and the retirement of longtime line coach Dante Scarnecchia after the 2013 season, the sources told ESPN.

With Pro Bowl guard Logan Mankins being traded before the season, the line now coached by Dave DeGuglielmo is so inexperienced that Brady's input into game plans, personnel groups and pre-snap adjustments has significantly diminished.

One team source told ESPN that a conservative approach is necessary and said everyone needs to be patient to allow the team and staff to get on the same page. Brady's declining performance also has been cited internally, a source told ESPN.

Nevertheless, the circumstances have affected Brady's confidence and performance, sources told ESPN, and the Patriots have had little success providing the talent needed to execute the team's previous approach -- a complex scheme that can change dramatically on a weekly basis.

The team's draft history also is under fire. The Patriots have used 11 draft picks on receivers since 2002 and only two -- Deion Branch and former college quarterback Julian Edelman -- have made any impact. The signing of Danny Amendola as a slot-receiver replacement for Wes Welker has proven to be a failure, too.

Even though Patriots coach Bill Belichick chuckled when asked Monday night about Brady's status, more than one source told ESPN that "nobody is untouchable."

Brady has stated publicly he wants to play another four or five years, at least. Sources close to the quarterback told ESPN that remains true but acknowledge that his career may end with another franchise unless Patriots owner Robert Kraft intercedes.

TB2NYJ?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on October 05, 2014, 01:30:28 PM
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The team's draft history also is under fire. The Patriots have used 11 draft picks on receivers since 2002 and only two -- Deion Branch and former college quarterback Julian Edelman -- have made any impact.

(http://www.juanelway.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tom-tells-bill-500x569.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ons on October 05, 2014, 01:39:59 PM
http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/11646779/tension-tom-brady-new-england-patriots-impact-quarterback-future-team?ex_cid=espnapi_public

That's just absolutely delightful.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on October 05, 2014, 01:50:17 PM
That's just absolutely delightful.
disagree, it's the opposite of what we want. Now that it's clear he is no longer the Brady of old, we want him to actually stay in Ne for 4 more years sucking balls while that organization slowly withers away into nothingness.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 05, 2014, 03:18:17 PM
disagree, it's the opposite of what we want. Now that it's clear he is no longer the Brady of old, we want him to actually stay in Ne for 4 more years sucking balls while that organization slowly withers away into nothingness.
He's still good enough to win the AFC East the next 4 years

I'd rather see him out of the division, and the AFC East being a true crap shoot
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on October 05, 2014, 03:22:17 PM
He's still good enough to win the AFC East the next 4 years

If the rest of the QBs don't get any better, yeah.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 05, 2014, 03:24:01 PM
If the rest of the QBs don't get any better, yeah.
Well Geno and Manuel don't exactly inspire confidence 

Tannenhill maybe, assuming the fins don't remain a circus
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on October 05, 2014, 03:25:51 PM
Well Geno and Manuel don't exactly inspire confidence 

Tannenhill maybe, assuming the fins don't remain a circus

I meant if the positions aren't upgraded moreso than any of them suddenly becoming good.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: hawk on October 05, 2014, 03:50:30 PM
Geno is done.  He is so freaking paranoid, and stupid. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on October 05, 2014, 03:51:38 PM
Geno is done.  He is so freaking paranoid, and stupid. 

this has what to do with the Pats?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ons on October 05, 2014, 03:59:23 PM
this has what to do with the Pats?

Geno next Pats QB confirmed.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: hawk on October 05, 2014, 03:59:42 PM
this has what to do with the Pats?

???

Somehow posted in the wrong thread.  LOL
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on October 05, 2014, 07:05:52 PM
Looks like I'm left with a NE loss as the closest thing to a Jets win this week.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: hawk on October 05, 2014, 07:07:18 PM
Looks like I'm left with a NE loss as the closest thing to a Jets win this week.

I could certainly see them getting blown out again, especially if you consider Cincy a better team than KC. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 05, 2014, 07:59:44 PM
And instead, the Pats up 14-0 in the 1st and looking good.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on October 05, 2014, 09:04:12 PM
And instead, the Pats up 14-0 in the 1st and looking good.

Was their really any doubt? Bellicheck and Brady don't have losing streaks
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 11, 2014, 03:41:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Pr1jnAl.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on October 11, 2014, 04:27:21 PM
^ that dude looks like he's a couple indians short of a full tribe.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: IATA on October 11, 2014, 04:42:07 PM
Patriots short of a militia.

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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 11, 2014, 05:47:43 PM
I think it's more likely that he's just a complete queynte.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on October 11, 2014, 06:18:38 PM
I think it's more likely that he's just a complete queynte.

Look at his eyes.  Without saying a word, he's telling you he's going to eat your internal organs.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on October 11, 2014, 07:18:11 PM
Looks like a retarded espresso addict.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 11, 2014, 10:39:33 PM
Look at his eyes.  Without saying a word, he's telling you he's going to eat your internal organs.

Nah. He's one of those guys who wants you to think he's got a screw loose, but would curl up and scream like a little girl if it actually kicked off.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 22, 2014, 03:38:33 PM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000415508/article/report-darrelle-revis-sent-home-after-being-late-tuesday
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on October 22, 2014, 03:39:41 PM
Maybe he'll get upset and come back to NYJ for the league minimum.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on October 22, 2014, 03:40:32 PM
Maybe he'll get upset and come back to NYJ for the league minimum.

"late for meetings? no problem"  - nyjets
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 22, 2014, 03:41:00 PM
Maybe he'll get upset and come back to NYJ for the league minimum.

I can't imagine that he especially appreciates being treated like a rookie.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on October 22, 2014, 03:42:33 PM
I can't imagine that he especially appreciates being treated like a rookie.

I can only hope bad things come of it, regardless of who is right or wrong.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 22, 2014, 03:55:45 PM
I can only hope bad things come of it, regardless of who is right or wrong.

This is exactly what I thought when I saw the news on Twitter earlier. Thinking this would allow the Jets to reacquire Revis at all, much less cheaply, is a pipe dream. If it causes problems though? I'm all for it!
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 25, 2014, 01:08:05 PM
Rotoworld is saying that it's starting to look like the Jets might have took out Jones for the season.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on October 25, 2014, 02:10:02 PM
Rotoworld is saying that it's starting to look like the Jets might have took out Jones for the season.

(http://i.imgur.com/vIf0lADh.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on November 10, 2014, 10:29:25 AM
The Revis dance will be commencing shortly.

http://www.csnne.com/blog/patriots-talk/revis-will-be-all-business-football-future
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on November 13, 2014, 08:51:32 PM
https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/533077426231078912

(http://i.imgur.com/ZogK1LE.jpg)

Documented in case of removal.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on November 13, 2014, 09:07:02 PM

The Revis dance will be commencing shortly.

http://www.csnne.com/blog/patriots-talk/revis-will-be-all-business-football-future

It would be incredibly depressing if Revis ends up being the key player that helps the patriots win another Super Bowl.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on November 13, 2014, 11:40:00 PM
It would be incredibly depressing if Revis ends up being the key player that helps the patriots win another Super Bowl.

Tell me another corner who was the key player in winning a Super Bowl.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: JFIF on November 13, 2014, 11:57:36 PM
Tell me another corner who was the key player in winning a Super Bowl.

Deion
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on November 14, 2014, 07:37:37 AM
Deion

Really? Which one was that then? Presumably not the one in which Steve Young threw 6 TDs and Jerry Rice caught 3 of them, so you must be referring to the one in which he had no interceptions and one reception. Hard to make an argument that he was the key player in winning either of those Super Bowls, I think; in fact you'd have had a better argument with Larry Brown, who's the only corner to have ever won the Super Bowl MVP award.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on November 14, 2014, 07:45:32 AM
Really? Which one was that then? Presumably not the one in which Steve Young threw 6 TDs and Jerry Rice caught 3 of them, so you must be referring to the one in which he had no interceptions and one reception. Hard to make an argument that he was the key player in winning either of those Super Bowls, I think; in fact you'd have had a better argument with Larry Brown, who's the only corner to have ever won the Super Bowl MVP award.

Deion was a key figure in getting to the Super Bowls, maybe not MVP of them, semantics.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on November 14, 2014, 11:02:04 AM
Deion going from San Francisco to Dallas tipped the balance of power too, because he was no longer in SF to cover Michael Irvin in the inevitable championship game matchup.

Regarding Revis, we wouldn't have beaten Rivers, Brady and Manning in the playoffs without him taking away their best WRs. We just wouldn't.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 14, 2014, 12:30:14 PM
Really? Which one was that then? Presumably not the one in which Steve Young threw 6 TDs and Jerry Rice caught 3 of them, so you must be referring to the one in which he had no interceptions and one reception. Hard to make an argument that he was the key player in winning either of those Super Bowls, I think; in fact you'd have had a better argument with Larry Brown, who's the only corner to have ever won the Super Bowl MVP award.

In those days, the NFC Championship was the real Super Bowl.  His movements between SF and Dallas were huge for the championship chances of those two teams.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Hemi on November 14, 2014, 02:01:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZogK1LE.jpg)

Documented in case of removal.

LOL that is gold, what a fuckup.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on November 14, 2014, 05:01:54 PM
In those days, the NFC Championship was the real Super Bowl.  His movements between SF and Dallas were huge for the championship chances of those two teams.

I understand his importance as a player, I'm saying that he never really won an actual Super Bowl with a Neon Deion type game. If you're broadening it out to his impact upon a team's season, that's a different conversation - but that's not the original point.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on November 14, 2014, 05:45:18 PM
I understand his importance as a player, I'm saying that he never really won an actual Super Bowl with a Neon Deion type game. If you're broadening it out to his impact upon a team's season, that's a different conversation - but that's not the original point.

I'd be willing to bet that if you went back through every SB ever and looked only at the future HOFers playing in those games and did stat checks/eye tests, I'd be very very surprised if even 1/2 of the guys that went on to make the HOF actually had a HOF performance in the Super Bowl, and for those playing in multiple I'd expect 1/2 of their performances were HOF worthy.

With that as my initial thinking I'm unsurprised that Deion (any one random HOF from a random a position) didn't have a HOF worthy SB performance.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on November 14, 2014, 05:58:29 PM
OK, I think we're getting away from the original point here, which was Bo expressing concern that Revis was going to win the filth a Super Bowl. I was just trying to allay his fears by demonstrating how unlikely it is that a corner back would win any team a Super Bowl.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on November 14, 2014, 06:19:06 PM
OK, I think we're getting away from the original point here, which was Bo expressing concern that Revis was going to win the filth a Super Bowl. I was just trying to allay his fears by demonstrating how unlikely it is that a corner back would win any team a Super Bowl.
Me?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on November 14, 2014, 06:20:46 PM
You, Tommy, whatever. You're so similar, it's an easy mistake to make.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 14, 2014, 07:08:24 PM
Lol dcm is the 1 millionth Patriots fan.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on November 14, 2014, 07:27:50 PM
You, Tommy, whatever. You're so similar, it's an easy mistake to make.
You take that back.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on November 14, 2014, 08:03:29 PM
You, Tommy, whatever. You're so similar, it's an easy mistake to make.

Hahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on November 14, 2014, 08:06:57 PM
I'd be willing to bet that if you went back through every SB ever and looked only at the future HOFers playing in those games and did stat checks/eye tests, I'd be very very surprised if even 1/2 of the guys that went on to make the HOF actually had a HOF performance in the Super Bowl, and for those playing in multiple I'd expect 1/2 of their performances were HOF worthy.

With that as my initial thinking I'm unsurprised that Deion (any one random HOF from a random a position) didn't have a HOF worthy SB performance.

You can exclude Peyton, that's for sure. His MVP award was a farce.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on November 14, 2014, 10:56:45 PM
OK, I think we're getting away from the original point here, which was Bo expressing concern that Revis was going to win the filth a Super Bowl. I was just trying to allay his fears by demonstrating how unlikely it is that a corner back would win any team a Super Bowl.

I didn't say that Revis would win it for them, only that if he ends up being the missing piece to the Patriots winning another super bowl then that would be depressing.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on November 15, 2014, 05:25:51 AM
You can exclude Peyton, that's for sure. His MVP award was a farce.

Eli's two MVPs were also lackluster as well.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on November 15, 2014, 11:17:01 AM
Eli's two MVPs were also lackluster as well.

My memory is a little rusty but I thought he was more deserving of his second one.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on November 15, 2014, 12:46:43 PM
My memory is a little rusty but I thought he was more deserving of his second one.

More deserving =/= HOF caliber performance
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on November 15, 2014, 03:21:16 PM
More deserving =/= HOF caliber performance

At least Eli plays above his talent level in the playoffs. I have yet to see the vaunted Peyton in the playoffs and say,"that dude carried his team", except against the Jets in 2009'
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on November 15, 2014, 05:47:59 PM
At least Eli plays above his talent level in the playoffs. I have yet to see the vaunted Peyton in the playoffs and say,"that dude carried his team", except against the Jets in 2009'

I'd say Peyton in 2010 was damn good against us as well, but Mark and Braylon were just too beastly in he last 50 seconds
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on December 02, 2014, 10:14:11 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10485645_10203355768555203_3697491230187859694_n.jpg?oh=8ee396aee14112d28bcc2114ea70e96e&oe=5510DFDB&__gda__=1427104958_1f9a6fd6866a8f32eca70b37c7f37a75)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Ornstein on December 02, 2014, 11:43:10 PM
He looks like he's on the verge of having an orgasm, can't say I'm surprised.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on December 03, 2014, 09:34:37 AM
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2286518-justin-bieber-hangs-with-patriots-after-clippers-game-dooms-teams-season

If that little lady garden can make one useful contribution with his miserable existence, this would be it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Jetaho on December 10, 2014, 12:51:58 PM
(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2014/1209/mag_gronk001_schoeller_576x324.jpg)

INTERVIEWER: "You're here being photographed with kittens. What is the softer side of Gronk?"
GRONK:"My softer side? I mean, I like to snuggle."

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11981326/patriots-rob-gronkowski-interview (http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11981326/patriots-rob-gronkowski-interview)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 18, 2015, 01:24:38 PM
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  8m8 minutes ago
The Patriots proposed to the competition committee to have fixed cameras on the field, including on goal posts. A Belichick staple
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 19, 2015, 09:59:44 AM
Not really sure where the right place to put this is:

Quote
— People are snickering at soon to be former Eagles CB Bradley Fletcher, but he was a lot better on-field than any efficiency numbers would show. No one is taking into consideration what Chip Kelly’s CBs are asked to do in a gambling, swashbuckling defense. Who’s taking a look at Fletcher? Bill Belichick. If the Pats add him for next to nothing…I just roll my eyes in awe of what the Pats do in free agency. So smart.

http://www.fantasyfootballmetrics.com/members/2015/03/18/dynasty-fantasy-football-commentary-on-the-past-week-of-free-agency-and-trades/

Apparently this guy is a well respected fantasy football blogger.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 19, 2015, 10:19:19 AM
(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr184/abbahj9/Mobile%20Uploads/image_2.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 19, 2015, 10:20:45 AM
(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr184/abbahj9/Mobile%20Uploads/image_2.jpg)

Carry Whillyums
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 19, 2015, 10:21:03 AM
You guys shut up.  It's clearly a genius move by Beligenius.  Goddamn genius.  GENIUS!!!!
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Hemi on March 19, 2015, 11:24:24 AM
(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr184/abbahj9/Mobile%20Uploads/image_2.jpg)

Elvis "Toast" Patterson was the original.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on March 20, 2015, 07:57:38 AM
Not really sure where the right place to put this is:

http://www.fantasyfootballmetrics.com/members/2015/03/18/dynasty-fantasy-football-commentary-on-the-past-week-of-free-agency-and-trades/

Apparently this guy is a well respected fantasy football blogger.
Bill Belichick could trade two firsts for a ham sandwich and people will find a way to blow him for it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 20, 2015, 08:06:51 AM
Bill Belichick could trade two firsts for a ham sandwich and people will find a way to blow him for it.
I'd trade two firsts for a Katz's deli ham sandwich.   Mmmmm haaammmm....
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on March 20, 2015, 08:13:24 AM
I'd trade two firsts for a Katz's deli ham sandwich.   Mmmmm haaammmm....

Kosher ham right?

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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on March 20, 2015, 08:27:48 AM
I'd trade two firsts for a Katz's deli ham sandwich.   Mmmmm haaammmm...

We're going to Katz's this year and I'm gonna watch you finish their pastrami on rye.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on March 20, 2015, 08:33:13 AM
We're going to Katz's this year and I'm gonna watch you finish their pastrami on rye.

Have him order the ham sandwich.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on March 20, 2015, 08:42:17 AM
Have him order the ham sandwich.

And then try to pay with credit card on the way out.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on March 20, 2015, 09:01:06 AM
And then try to pay with credit card on the way out.

I don't doubt he would try either.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on March 20, 2015, 09:31:01 AM
Bo, here's your Katz's deli ham sandwich:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/report--patriots-asked-nfl-to-investigate-jets-before-revis-signing-125524689.html (http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/report--patriots-asked-nfl-to-investigate-jets-before-revis-signing-125524689.html)

(http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/report--patriots-asked-nfl-to-investigate-jets-before-revis-signing-125524689.html)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 20, 2015, 09:31:52 AM
We're going to Katz's this year and I'm gonna watch you finish their pastrami on rye.
I've been once.  Ordered a turkey sandwich.  Couldn't finish it.  That sammich was a beast.  I think an entire turkey died for my lunch.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 20, 2015, 11:29:22 AM
Mehta is certainly not a fan favorite around here, and this isn't a particularly journalistic article, but I enjoyed his shots at the Pats. It sounded more like a fan wrote this:

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/mehta-petty-patriots-wrong-nfl-jets-revis-article-1.2156249 (http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/mehta-petty-patriots-wrong-nfl-jets-revis-article-1.2156249)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on March 20, 2015, 11:33:35 AM
When I saw the url I thought it was going to have something to do with Bryce Petty.

Now I'm convinced we can't draft Petty because of all the stupid headline possibilities.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: hawk on March 20, 2015, 11:56:00 AM
When I saw the url I thought it was going to have something to do with Bryce Petty.

Now I'm convinced we can't draft Petty because of all the stupid headline possibilities.

That is a petty reason not to take some one. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 20, 2015, 12:06:07 PM
Mehta is certainly not a fan favorite around here, and this isn't a particularly journalistic article, but I enjoyed his shots at the Pats. It sounded more like a fan wrote this:

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/mehta-petty-patriots-wrong-nfl-jets-revis-article-1.2156249 (http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/mehta-petty-patriots-wrong-nfl-jets-revis-article-1.2156249)

It's amusing, although East Rutherford is no more Manhattan than Foxborough is downtown Boston.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 20, 2015, 12:12:59 PM
It's amusing, although East Rutherford is no more Manhattan than Foxborough is downtown Boston.

It's 3 times as far.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 20, 2015, 12:16:04 PM
It's still not Manhattan. It's not even in New York. I like Manish taking swings at the Pats and as an exercise in trying to re-ingratiate himself with the fanbase it's a smart move, but it's no more difficult to live in Boston and work in Providence than it is to live in Manhattan and work in East Rutherford.

If he'd simply said Manhattan > Boston, he'd have been correct and on much stronger ground.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Fenwyr on March 20, 2015, 12:58:35 PM
If he'd simply said Manhattan > Boston, he'd have been correct and on much stronger ground.

Probably not the place to say this, but I much prefer visiting Boston.

As for living/working there, I have no idea.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on March 20, 2015, 01:03:15 PM
Probably not the place to say this, but I much prefer visiting Boston.

As for living/working there, I have no idea.

You think?

BTW GFY
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 20, 2015, 01:20:35 PM
Probably not the place to say this, but I much prefer visiting Boston.

As for living/working there, I have no idea.

It's a great city to visit, but there's no comparison between New York and Boston.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on March 20, 2015, 01:41:59 PM
 A rebuttal of sorts, one that Fenwyr would like being that he freaking loves Boston so much:

freak You Fenwyr Rebuttal to Hashish's above article........... (http://www.csnne.com/new-england-patriots/curran-probe-jets-tampering-revis-no-witch-hunt?p=ya5nbcs&ocid=yahoo)
Kiss our derriere Boston Lover (http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/public/style_emoticons/NEW/smiley-asskiss.gif)Kiss our derriere Boston Lover (http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/public/style_emoticons/NEW/smiley-asskiss.gif)Kiss our derriere Boston Lover(http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/public/style_emoticons/NEW/smiley-asskiss.gif)Kiss our derriere Boston Lover (http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/public/style_emoticons/NEW/smiley-asskiss.gif) Kiss our derriere Boston Lover (http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/public/style_emoticons/NEW/smiley-asskiss.gif) Kiss our derriere Boston Lover(http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/public/style_emoticons/NEW/smiley-asskiss.gif)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 20, 2015, 01:57:22 PM
I've lived in NY my entire life. I've visited Boston quite a few times these past few months thanks to my son moving up there. I'll actually be up there this weekend.

Boston doesn't hold a candle to NYC. The only think Boston has an advantage on is that the Charles River is nicer than the Hudson.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on March 20, 2015, 02:07:34 PM
I've lived in NY my entire life. I've visited Boston quite a few times these past few months thanks to my son moving up there. I'll actually be up there this weekend.

Boston doesn't hold a candle to NYC. The only think Boston has an advantage on is that the Charles River is nicer than the Hudson.

Don't tell Fenwyr he loves Boston.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Fenwyr on March 20, 2015, 02:20:11 PM
Don't tell Fenwyr he loves Boston.

I'm not ashamed of it either.

Boston > Austin > NYC

Again, I am just talking about visiting, but those are my top 3 by far.  Boston gets the nod mostly due to the history.  Austin is up there because it fun as hell, the weather is amazing, and the girls are smoking hot.  NYC certainly has a little of both, but the cosmopolitan excrement does nothing for me.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on March 20, 2015, 02:21:53 PM
Hey guys we should have our tailgate in Boston, Fenwyr will be there with roller skates on.

By roller skates I do mean quads.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 20, 2015, 02:37:48 PM
I'm not ashamed of it either.

Boston > Austin > NYC

Again, I am just talking about visiting, but those are my top 3 by far.  Boston gets the nod mostly due to the history.  Austin is up there because it fun as hell, the weather is amazing, and the girls are smoking hot.  NYC certainly has a little of both, but the cosmopolitan excrement does nothing for me.

I like you man, but GTFO.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on March 20, 2015, 02:54:54 PM
History does nothing for me when it comes to destinations.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 20, 2015, 03:17:21 PM
I'm not ashamed of it either.

Boston > Austin > NYC

Again, I am just talking about visiting, but those are my top 3 by far.  Boston gets the nod mostly due to the history.  Austin is up there because it fun as hell, the weather is amazing, and the girls are smoking hot.  NYC certainly has a little of both, but the cosmopolitan excrement does nothing for me.

Boston has more history than New York?  Only if your entire concept of history is the American Revolution.  Massachusetts Bay and Plymouth weren't even founded prior to New Netherlands, and the former was just a bunch of freaking douchebags who hated everything and everyone that wasn't them.  Their whole purpose was to be a perfect freaking fascist theocracy and convince all of England to follow their example.  Then, when they finally start to turn from God and embrace money, they end up pulling everyone into a war that started because they wanted to keep a bigger share of their profits.  The American Revolution was basically American exceptionalism rooted in other areas coming to the aid of Boston and saving its derriere from the British.  So while I may express gratitude for them actually stepping up, let's not pretend that they had the same commitment to liberty as an ideal as men like Franklin and Jefferson.  Virginia's the real freaking hero of the revolution.  A bunch of freaking landed aristocrats who really weren't being oppressed by the British with such a fervent commitment to the idea of liberty and natural rights that they freaking threw down in support of those intolerant assholes in Massachusetts and sent Jefferson to write the script and Washington to carry it out.

As for the years since then, New York has played a much bigger role on the stage of history in every freaking way.  freak Boston.  freak its claim to be the center of history.  freak the descendants of the intolerant douchebags who still live there today.  And freak you for buying into it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on March 20, 2015, 03:20:46 PM
Boston has more history than New York?  Only if your entire concept of history is the American Revolution.  Massachusetts Bay and Plymouth weren't even founded prior to New Netherlands, and the former was just a bunch of freaking douchebags who hated everything and everyone that wasn't them.  Their whole purpose was to be a perfect freaking fascist theocracy and convince all of England to follow their example.  Then, when they finally start to turn from God and embrace money, they end up pulling everyone into a war that started because they wanted to keep a bigger share of their profits.  The American Revolution was basically American exceptionalism rooted in other areas coming to the aid of Boston and saving its derriere from the British.  So while I may express gratitude for them actually stepping up, let's not pretend that they had the same commitment to liberty as an ideal as men like Franklin and Jefferson.  Virginia's the real freaking hero of the revolution.  A bunch of freaking landed aristocrats who really weren't being oppressed by the British with such a fervent commitment to the idea of liberty and natural rights that they freaking threw down in support of those intolerant assholes in Massachusetts and sent Jefferson to write the script and Washington to carry it out.

As for the years since then, New York has played a much bigger role on the stage of history in every freaking way.  freak Boston.  freak its claim to be the center of history.  freak the descendants of the intolerant douchebags who still live there today.  And freak you for buying into it.

(http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1843149/slow-clap-gif.gif)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 20, 2015, 03:29:03 PM
I guess every place on earth has the same amount of history, technically.  Sort of.  Well, maybe not.  Carbon dating and all.

Science.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on March 20, 2015, 03:29:57 PM
Boston has more history than New York?  Only if your entire concept of history is the American Revolution.  Massachusetts Bay and Plymouth weren't even founded prior to New Netherlands, and the former was just a bunch of freaking douchebags who hated everything and everyone that wasn't them.  Their whole purpose was to be a perfect freaking fascist theocracy and convince all of England to follow their example.  Then, when they finally start to turn from God and embrace money, they end up pulling everyone into a war that started because they wanted to keep a bigger share of their profits.  The American Revolution was basically American exceptionalism rooted in other areas coming to the aid of Boston and saving its derriere from the British.  So while I may express gratitude for them actually stepping up, let's not pretend that they had the same commitment to liberty as an ideal as men like Franklin and Jefferson.  Virginia's the real freaking hero of the revolution.  A bunch of freaking landed aristocrats who really weren't being oppressed by the British with such a fervent commitment to the idea of liberty and natural rights that they freaking threw down in support of those intolerant assholes in Massachusetts and sent Jefferson to write the script and Washington to carry it out.

As for the years since then, New York has played a much bigger role on the stage of history in every freaking way.  freak Boston.  freak its claim to be the center of history.  freak the descendants of the intolerant douchebags who still live there today.  And freak you for buying into it.
(http://i.imgur.com/n6DvSE4.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/2sREC.gif)

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on March 20, 2015, 03:30:56 PM
I guess every place on earth has the same amount of history, technically.  Sort of.

Science.

Probably not Hawaii.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on March 20, 2015, 03:31:59 PM
I guess every place on earth has the same amount of history, technically.  Sort of.

Science.
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljn22b7LPd1qi553yo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 20, 2015, 03:33:17 PM
Probably not Hawaii.

That lava was plenty old while it was underground.  Guess I should have said "in and on earth".
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on March 20, 2015, 08:58:59 PM
Boston has more history than New York?  Only if your entire concept of history is the American Revolution.  Massachusetts Bay and Plymouth weren't even founded prior to New Netherlands, and the former was just a bunch of freaking douchebags who hated everything and everyone that wasn't them.  Their whole purpose was to be a perfect freaking fascist theocracy and convince all of England to follow their example.  Then, when they finally start to turn from God and embrace money, they end up pulling everyone into a war that started because they wanted to keep a bigger share of their profits.  The American Revolution was basically American exceptionalism rooted in other areas coming to the aid of Boston and saving its derriere from the British.  So while I may express gratitude for them actually stepping up, let's not pretend that they had the same commitment to liberty as an ideal as men like Franklin and Jefferson.  Virginia's the real freaking hero of the revolution.  A bunch of freaking landed aristocrats who really weren't being oppressed by the British with such a fervent commitment to the idea of liberty and natural rights that they freaking threw down in support of those intolerant assholes in Massachusetts and sent Jefferson to write the script and Washington to carry it out.

As for the years since then, New York has played a much bigger role on the stage of history in every freaking way.  freak Boston.  freak its claim to be the center of history.  freak the descendants of the intolerant douchebags who still live there today.  And freak you for buying into it.

Holy excrement what an answer
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Fenwyr on March 23, 2015, 10:17:14 AM
Boston has more history than New York?  Only if your entire concept of history is the American Revolution.  Massachusetts Bay and Plymouth weren't even founded prior to New Netherlands, and the former was just a bunch of freaking douchebags who hated everything and everyone that wasn't them.  Their whole purpose was to be a perfect freaking fascist theocracy and convince all of England to follow their example.  Then, when they finally start to turn from God and embrace money, they end up pulling everyone into a war that started because they wanted to keep a bigger share of their profits.  The American Revolution was basically American exceptionalism rooted in other areas coming to the aid of Boston and saving its derriere from the British.  So while I may express gratitude for them actually stepping up, let's not pretend that they had the same commitment to liberty as an ideal as men like Franklin and Jefferson.  Virginia's the real freaking hero of the revolution.  A bunch of freaking landed aristocrats who really weren't being oppressed by the British with such a fervent commitment to the idea of liberty and natural rights that they freaking threw down in support of those intolerant assholes in Massachusetts and sent Jefferson to write the script and Washington to carry it out.

As for the years since then, New York has played a much bigger role on the stage of history in every freaking way.  freak Boston.  freak its claim to be the center of history.  freak the descendants of the intolerant douchebags who still live there today.  And freak you for buying into it.

Yeah, but still...
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 24, 2015, 09:41:00 AM


"That's NFL free agency. ... Players change teams every year. Not a big story." Belichick on Revis leaving.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on March 24, 2015, 10:48:13 AM

"That's NFL free agency. ... Players change teams every year. Not a big story." Belichick on Revis leaving.
They shouldn't even care. They got a title, a 3rd round pick, and now a divisional rival overpaid for him
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: NDMick on March 24, 2015, 11:02:11 AM
They shouldn't even care. They got a title, a 3rd round pick, and now a divisional rival overpaid for him

yeah no one seems to care the year after a championship win. Especially in football.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 27, 2015, 08:25:18 AM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000467794/article/report-patriots-lb-donta-hightower-out-67-months
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 27, 2015, 08:43:13 AM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000467794/article/report-patriots-lb-donta-hightower-out-67-months

(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/20048442yu.gif)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on March 27, 2015, 08:51:09 AM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000467794/article/report-patriots-lb-donta-hightower-out-67-months
I got really excited when I read the hyperlink saying he was out 67 months

But now I'm rather disappointed that it's 6-7 months
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 31, 2015, 09:47:23 PM
Classy.

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/03/rob-gronkowski-says-his-ideal-wife-cleans-cooks-makes-big-cash-stays-at-home
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2015, 11:16:37 PM
Come on, how can you argue with that? That would be a pretty perfect woman.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: NDMick on March 31, 2015, 11:27:15 PM
his boo gotta make him dat protein shake
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on April 14, 2015, 02:13:57 PM
daniel toshVerified account
‏@danieltosh   just watched “the greatest qb of all time” dirt it 15 feet short of home plate. your rings are a lie. cute shirt tied around your waist.

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 14, 2015, 02:26:01 PM
Maybe he'd have done a bit better if he could have figured out how to deflate a baseball.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Coach K on April 14, 2015, 03:14:33 PM
daniel toshVerified account
‏@danieltosh   just watched “the greatest qb of all time” dirt it 15 feet short of home plate. your rings are a lie. cute shirt tied around your waist.

He's a dolphins fan who's the only person gayer than Brady
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 16, 2015, 01:48:00 PM
This can only end well.

Quote
NFL Total Access ‏@NFLTotalAccess 2m2 minutes ago

The NFL's longest tenured active coach turns 63 today!

What present would you give him?

Use #BelichickBirthdayGift.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on April 16, 2015, 02:07:14 PM
Haha can't wait.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on April 16, 2015, 02:08:25 PM
A lifetime supply of Summer's Eve.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on April 21, 2015, 07:17:24 PM
http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/nfl/309863/nate-solder-was-diagnosed-w-cancer-last-year

Another Patriot guilty of deflating balls

Quote
Patriots LT Nate Solder was diagnosed with testicular cancer in April of 2014.
Thankfully, the cancer was limited to one testicle and had not spread. So doctors removed it and Solder was back on the field for workouts in June. The 27-year-old went on to start every game at left tackle during the Patriots' Super Bowl run and is now trying to raise awareness about a disease that affects 1-in-263 men.

(not really an LoLPats thing, but everything Patriot related just gets lumped in here)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on April 21, 2015, 07:21:20 PM
How can you get testicular cancer in your vagina?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Fenwyr on April 21, 2015, 08:46:46 PM
http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/nfl/309863/nate-solder-was-diagnosed-w-cancer-last-year

Another Patriot guilty of deflating balls

(not really an LoLPats thing, but everything Patriot related just gets lumped in here)

Not sure if you are on or off your meds, but you've been on a roll.  Hahaha.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 26, 2015, 09:10:34 PM
Spyingassgate

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDe7Z-uWYAAh4Uh.png)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 26, 2015, 09:17:47 PM
^ Cheater Bill has good taste.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on April 27, 2015, 01:13:50 PM
That's a no-brainer. Even Geno Smith would have seen that.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on April 27, 2015, 03:52:09 PM
That's a no-brainer. Even Geno Smith would have seen that.

He would overlook it by 5 yards.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 27, 2015, 08:40:03 PM
He would overlook it by 5 yards.

He'd see her standing right next to her boyfriend and then just stare at her all night, completely ignoring the three single girls all begging him to come on to them.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 27, 2015, 08:47:08 PM
He'd see her standing right next to her boyfriend and then just stare at her all night, completely ignoring the three single girls all begging him to come on to them.

"I don't understand Geno.  He had this hottie begging for his phone number all night.  He stared at her the whole time, then he just inexplicably started jizzing into the curtains."
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on May 01, 2015, 12:39:32 PM
Malcom Brown, who was the No. 32 overall pick, says he's the best player the Patriots have ever drafted
http://t.co/wCW37FBbxy
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on May 05, 2015, 08:21:44 AM
round The NFL ‏@AroundTheNFL  4m4 minutes ago
Patriots releasing cornerback Alfonzo Dennard, per @RapSheet
http://at.nfl.com/Y2Cvwp7
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on May 05, 2015, 08:27:05 AM
I thought he was a future all pro in the making?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on May 05, 2015, 08:28:27 AM
He was a 7th rounder, but it won't stop me from making fun of them for dropping corners like they have AIDS.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 05, 2015, 08:32:06 AM
Odd timing.  Rosters are never bigger than they are right now.  Why cut the guy before you have to?  I wouldn't be surprised if there are some legal troubles ahead for him.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on May 05, 2015, 08:33:38 AM
Odd timing.  Rosters are never bigger than they are right now.  Why cut the guy before you have to?  I wouldn't be surprised if there are some legal troubles ahead for him.

That or behavioral issues, missing meetings etc.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on May 05, 2015, 08:40:49 AM
I hope the Malcolm Butler jizzfest in NE ends in sadness.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on May 05, 2015, 11:15:08 AM
Odd timing.  Rosters are never bigger than they are right now.  Why cut the guy before you have to?  I wouldn't be surprised if there are some legal troubles ahead for him.

Apparently he's a lazy freak.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on May 29, 2015, 11:58:57 AM
Let the jokes begin.

Marc Sessler ‏@MarcSesslerNFL 5m5 minutes ago

Belichick asked how the drone flying over Patriots practice helps the team: 'I don't know.'
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Hemi on May 29, 2015, 12:17:37 PM
Let the jokes begin.

Marc Sessler ‏@MarcSesslerNFL 5m5 minutes ago

Belichick asked how the drone flying over Patriots practice helps the team: 'I don't know.'

If you had money to burn, it would be hilarious to fly drones over their practice just to pee off Belichick.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on May 29, 2015, 03:43:19 PM
Oh dear god I pray the Patriots get caught using drones to steal other teams signals or practice footage
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ukilledkenny on June 07, 2015, 04:30:47 PM
Looks like Brandon Spikes rear ended a family with his Maybach and fled the scene.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on June 07, 2015, 05:46:51 PM
Looks like Brandon Spikes rear ended a family with his Maybach and fled the scene.

According to Spikes he hit a "deer"

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/06/07/cops-find-brandon-spikes-car-abandoned-after-hitting-a-deer/

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on June 07, 2015, 06:53:13 PM
It's not Spikes' fault, Brady deflated his tyres.

(I wish I could take credit for that line.)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on June 08, 2015, 09:28:54 AM
Patriots have released him.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on June 08, 2015, 09:46:29 AM
I love it.  More drama and distractions. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 08, 2015, 09:50:12 AM
Lolol
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on June 08, 2015, 09:56:29 AM
I love it.  More drama and distractions. 

They already have a shitload of LBs, Spikes wasn't really a key part of their roster.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on June 08, 2015, 11:18:49 AM

They already have a shitload of LBs, Spikes wasn't really a key part of their roster.

I'll take any negative press related to the Pats. It's awesome.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on June 08, 2015, 11:30:50 AM
I'll take any negative press related to the Pats. It's awesome.
Yes indeed.  Any distractions are great.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on June 08, 2015, 11:33:11 AM

Yes indeed.  Any distractions are great.

"Former opponent of the New York Jets arrested for hit and run."
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on June 08, 2015, 11:47:05 AM
"Jets couldn't even attract future felon to roster"
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on June 08, 2015, 11:48:13 AM
"Classy Pats cleaning up the league"
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on June 08, 2015, 04:06:47 PM
Patriots sign CB Derek Cox, team announces. Two years removed from a 4-year, $20 million deal, Cox was out of NFL last year.

Normally I'd say this is just camp fodder, but their corners are garbage.  He still won't make it. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on June 10, 2015, 03:22:31 PM
Around The NFL ‏@AroundTheNFL

Malcolm Butler has reportedly been benched at Patriots practice the last three weeks for missing a flight
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000496424/article/report-malcolm-butler-benched-three-weeks-by-pats
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on June 10, 2015, 05:32:10 PM
Bahaha.


Albert Breer ‏@AlbertBreer 1m1 minute ago

Per source, the NFLPA is indeed looking into potential violation of CBA Article 21, Section 5(a) by the Patriots -- re: Malcolm Butler.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on June 10, 2015, 05:35:46 PM
Bahaha.


Albert Breer ‏@AlbertBreer 1m1 minute ago

Per source, the NFLPA is indeed looking into potential violation of CBA Article 21, Section 5(a) by the Patriots -- re: Malcolm Butler.

#ClassyOrganization
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on June 10, 2015, 05:43:14 PM
Here is that article (or the part that matters anyway).

Quote
No Club official may indicate to a player that the Club’s offseason workout program or classroom instruction is not voluntary (or that a player’s failure to participate in a workout program or classroom instruction will result in the player’s failure to make the Club or result in any other adverse consequences affecting his working conditions).

I guess they are saying that the Patriots punished him for missing a part of the offseason program that wasn't mandatory.  Even if he missed practice because he got caught up with a hooker the night before, they can't punish him for missing voluntary work.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on June 10, 2015, 05:52:39 PM
They should fine them another first round pick for repeat offenses of disobeying the rules
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on June 10, 2015, 06:02:50 PM
I doubt they can prove much.  Who is to say they aren't just saying he sucks and isn't getting reps?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on June 10, 2015, 07:34:22 PM
I doubt they can prove much.  Who is to say they aren't just saying he sucks and isn't getting reps?
So bad that he can't practice for 3 weeks?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 11, 2015, 09:38:56 AM
Quote
Patriots waived TE Tim Wright.
A former wide receiver at Rutgers, Wright flashed NFL-caliber "move" tight end ability when he posted 54-571-5 for the Bucs as a UDFA rookie in 2013. The Patriots gave up stud guard Logan Mankins to acquire him a year ago, but he was often an innocent bystander late in the year (10 snaps in three playoff games). Scott Chandler will move forward as Rob Gronkowski's backup, with rookie AJ Derby, Fred Davis and blocker Michael Hoomanawanui also in the mix. Wright, who is subject to waivers, should garner interest as a cheap pass-catching tight end. He's scored 11 touchdowns across the last two seasons.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on June 11, 2015, 10:13:49 AM
Quote
The Patriots gave up stud guard Logan Mankins to acquire him a year ago

That's a slightly slanted view of history.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on June 12, 2015, 10:27:16 AM
Quote
Around The NFL ‏@AroundTheNFL 9m9 minutes ago

Massachusetts State Police announce Brandon Spikes has been issued citation for multiple motor vehicle offenses

Classy Pats.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on June 15, 2015, 10:51:33 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHjQQvBWwAIoWrd.png)


fraud
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on June 15, 2015, 10:55:09 AM
Apparently Revis didn't go to the reception at Kraft's house yesterday to get his ring, he had a "prior engagement".
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on June 15, 2015, 11:00:22 AM
Apparently Revis didn't go to the reception at Kraft's house yesterday to get his ring, he had a "prior engagement".
He had to take a dump.

I wouldn't have gone either.  Would have been uncomfortable.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on June 16, 2015, 01:17:32 PM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/s480x480/11424312_946288055417883_5657387506299712849_n.jpg?oh=640bf9a7bb79fd24ff5d26ed56b0b34e&oe=5632E3B8)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on June 16, 2015, 01:19:12 PM
Quote
Patriots bar Revis’ mom from getting his Super Bowl ring

By Brian Costello      June 15, 2015 | 10:42pm

The saga of Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis’ Super Bowl ring reportedly took another bizarre turn.
Revis, unable to attend the Patriots’ Super Bowl ring ceremony at owner Robert Kraft’s house on Sunday, sent his mother, Diana Askew, in his place. One problem — she wasn’t allowed to go, according to an ESPN report.
The report said Askew flew to Boston on Saturday, but was informed the invitation to the ceremony was non-transferable. The Patriots wanted to keep it to players only. It is unclear how or when she was notified she would not be allowed in.
Revis will get his ring shortly, though. Askew picked it up Monday morning from the Patriots’ offices.
Revis spent one season with New England, capturing a Super Bowl title in the process. A month after winning the Super Bowl, the team declined to pick up Revis’ option and he rejoined the Jets as a free agent, signing a $70 million deal.
The Jets were hit with a $100,000 fine for tampering with Revis after owner Woody Johnson said in December he would welcome a Revis reunion while Revis was still under contract with the Patriots.
Even though Revis missed the ring ceremony, another former-Patriot-turned-Jet — running back Stevan Ridley — did attend.

New York Post (http://nypost.com/2015/06/15/patriots-bar-revis-mom-from-getting-his-super-bowl-ring/)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on June 16, 2015, 08:48:26 PM

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHjQQvBWwAIoWrd.png)


fraud

Is that bundle of sticks wearing a double breasted suit?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on June 17, 2015, 08:12:14 AM
Double breasted suits are very in and have been for the last year.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 17, 2015, 08:13:36 AM
Double breasted suits are very in and have been for the last year.

Yeah, if you're a bundle of sticks.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ukilledkenny on June 17, 2015, 09:23:54 AM
Before we start arguing about suits can we stop and talk about how lame it is to have the rings on two hands?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on June 17, 2015, 12:35:10 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHjQQvBWwAIoWrd.png)


(http://turtleboysports.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/brady-water-slide1.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on June 17, 2015, 12:39:26 PM
Yeah, if you're a bundle of sticks.

Hahahah
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on June 25, 2015, 12:06:17 PM
http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/13147107/nfl-players-association-files-complaint-vs-new-england-patriots-malcolm-butler
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on June 25, 2015, 12:22:06 PM
http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/13147107/nfl-players-association-files-complaint-vs-new-england-patriots-malcolm-butler
Let the good times roll!
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on June 25, 2015, 02:15:58 PM
Why do they keep picking on such a classy organization?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on June 25, 2015, 02:36:00 PM
http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/13147107/nfl-players-association-files-complaint-vs-new-england-patriots-malcolm-butler
It's a shame that absolutely nothing will come of this
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Hemi on June 26, 2015, 09:03:32 AM
Why do they keep picking on such a classy organization?

What I don't get is anytime Cunningham is in the news, they mention him as an ex Jet. He spent the majority of his time with NE and didn't even play a down for the Jets, was on IR the whole time.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on July 16, 2015, 11:52:32 AM
Dan Connolly retired, although I don't know if that really impacts them much. A rookie at guard probably won't help Garoppolo much.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on July 16, 2015, 11:49:37 PM
I hope his replacement is trash. It probably has been said every year for the last decade but I think this year is the year they decline. Garbage secondary, no Brady for four games, superbowl hangover, and some strong opposing AFCE defenses.

I don't think they'll go sub 500 but 9-7 is on the table and a shot at the division.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on July 17, 2015, 09:24:00 AM
I hope his replacement is trash. It probably has been said every year for the last decade but I think this year is the year they decline. Garbage secondary, no Brady for four games, superbowl hangover, and some strong opposing AFCE defenses.

I don't think they'll go sub 500 but 9-7 is on the table and a shot at the division.

Good freak them.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on July 17, 2015, 09:28:44 AM
No, but wouldn't it be wonderful to see Tom win one more ring and really cement his legacy as the greatest QB of all time?

[/junc]
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on July 17, 2015, 09:34:50 AM
No, but wouldn't it be wonderful to see Tom win one more ring and really cement his legacy as the greatest QB of all time?

[/junc]

(http://i.imgur.com/UJQKJdF.png)

/junc
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on July 17, 2015, 09:49:03 AM
That's not funny.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on July 17, 2015, 09:50:51 AM
That's not funny.

Well, you are the expert of not funny.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on July 17, 2015, 09:55:11 AM
Well, you are the expert of not funny.

Yep that's precisely why I don't find you funny.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on July 29, 2015, 07:59:29 AM
http://pagesix.com/2015/07/29/gisele-dons-a-burqa-to-secretly-fix-her-deflated-boobs/

I haven't even read this but I just like the url.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 29, 2015, 10:40:04 AM
(http://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/29/Screen-Shot-2015-07-29-at-9.59.36-AM.png?1d7bd6)

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Page Six - This woman in a burqa was not heading to any prayer services. Supermodel Gisele Bundchen and her kid sister hid under traditional Muslim wear — during the holy month of Ramadan — so they could get secret plastic surgery in Paris, The Post has learned. The Brazilian stunner orchestrated the cloak-and-dagger mission so she could sneak into the swank International Clinique du Parc Monceau for work on her boobs and eyes, sources said. A dead giveaway was the footwear — Muslim women are forbidden from wearing open-toed shoes. A source said she was concerned that her breasts had sagged after having two children — and the surgery was a 35th-birthday and post-retirement present to herself. Gisele and sister Rafaela were picked up by Bundchen’s longtime chauffeur at the Bristol Hotel and driven to the clinic on July 15, sources said. The photo below shows Gisele with the driver before she donned the burqa. The next day, after the two surgeries, the trusty driver — who has worked for Gisele since at least 2010 — took the two women back to the hotel, where they packed up their belongings. He then drove them to the exclusive Les Sources de Caudalie spa, where Bundchen recovered for five days before leaving Paris. The former Victoria’s Secret Angel, who made $47 million last year as the world’s highest-paid model, according to Forbes, faced a chump-change tab of about $11,000 for her surgeries.

Worth the read
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on July 29, 2015, 10:52:18 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLF3EQQUAAAlh_A.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on July 30, 2015, 09:24:31 AM
Cheaters airplane banner to fly above Patriots practice today. Says "Cheaters Look Up".

Yes!

http://www.metro.us/sports/patriots-cheaters-looks-up/zsJogD---bDJLBiox274mA/

(http://www.metro.us/_internal/gxml!0/r0dc21o2f3vste5s7ezej9x3a10rp3w$qf3c8dem7ii39tsggep18iqwfhbnph2/Screen-Shot-2015-07-30-at-9.jpeg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on July 30, 2015, 09:37:02 AM
Hahaa
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on July 30, 2015, 11:37:28 AM
As much as I thought the "Fire Idzik" campaign was stupid, this was sheer brilliance. It was the same group.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on July 30, 2015, 01:52:56 PM
I hope this gives Kraft an aneurysm
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 30, 2015, 03:57:39 PM
As much as I thought the "Fire Idzik" campaign was stupid, this was sheer brilliance. It was the same group.

Yeah same here.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on July 30, 2015, 04:08:22 PM
As much as I thought the "Fire Idzik" campaign was stupid, this was sheer brilliance. It was the same group.

Both worthy causes and well executed. I'm hoping the Jets can execute nearly as well.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on July 30, 2015, 07:55:11 PM

As much as I thought the "Fire Idzik" campaign was stupid, this was sheer brilliance. It was the same group.

It feels better when it's directed at another team.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on July 30, 2015, 08:05:27 PM
And I woke up this morning glad the Jets had no drama.....
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on July 31, 2015, 10:30:45 AM
And I woke up this morning glad the Jets had no drama.....

We should know by now that any schadenfreude we feel as Jets fans is only a precursor to yet another misery.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 24, 2015, 10:04:25 AM
"A liar, a murderer and a cheater walk into a bar....... the patriots are back in town."
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 09, 2015, 03:54:21 PM
Quote
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 4m4 minutes ago

The concussion for #Patriots center Bryan Stork is apparently very serious. They just placed him on Injured Reserve/Designated-to-Return.

Straight up the middle fellas.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on September 09, 2015, 04:01:51 PM
junc already sent him a Get Well card.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 09, 2015, 04:11:18 PM
Straight up the middle fellas.

Isnt Ryan Wendell pretty good as far as backups go?

Hell I thought he was the starter till recently
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 09, 2015, 04:38:00 PM
Straight up the middle fellas.

He'll be eligible to play again next week, it's short term IR. He'll definitely be available by week 7.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 09, 2015, 06:18:41 PM
He'll be eligible to play again next week, it's short term IR. He'll definitely be available by week 7.
I thought he has to sit out until mid-season. 

Quote
A player placed on injured reserve with a designation to return can begin practicing after six weeks and can't play until after he has been on the list for eight weeks.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 09, 2015, 06:24:53 PM
Huh. I read somewhere earlier today that he would be eligible to return next Wednesday. Guess not.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 09, 2015, 06:52:55 PM
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-new-england-patriots-1728783368
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on September 09, 2015, 07:17:04 PM
That is pretty funny:

"People who think Boston is the best city in the world have only been there and Akron."

"How do you get a Pats fan to shut up? Ask them their favorite player pre-2002 (Bledsoe excluded)."

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on September 09, 2015, 07:22:31 PM
"As friend of mine actually said this to me once, in complete seriousness:

“End of The Road by Boyz II Men came on during my Pandora shuffle and I sang along word for word. When the song was over I was sweating, my voice was hoarse, my eyes were teary and I realized I’m still not over the fact that Revis left my Patriots.”
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on September 09, 2015, 07:22:51 PM
They started off perfectly with the I HATE NIGGERS congratulations jersey
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on September 09, 2015, 07:24:32 PM
"Take every negative stereotype of NFL fans, from entitlement to racism to drug- addled women-beating, and Patriots fans embody it. We are everything hateable. We make excuses for cheating. We pollute the airwaves and the Internet with our ill-informed nonsense. We’re evil."
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 09, 2015, 09:04:04 PM
Isnt Ryan Wendell pretty good as far as backups go?

Hell I thought he was the starter till recently


Filth fans on /r/nfl seem quite pissed off about this, they seem to really rate Stork. Have to say he's not really a player I've got much of an opinion on.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 09, 2015, 09:26:49 PM
Filth fans on /r/nfl seem quite pissed off about this, they seem to really rate Stork. Have to say he's not really a player I've got much of an opinion on.
Wasn't stork a 4th round rookie last year?

I have no idea how to rate OL, but I find it hard to imagine he was THAT good
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 09, 2015, 10:48:24 PM
Costello:

Asked Revis if he's watching the game tomorrow night. "Who's playing?" was his response.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2015, 02:51:38 PM
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/l/t1.0-9/11904634_989498814430140_8902542135490932486_n.jpg?oh=77b6247ce3fee592a15afc2bfa3a8c7d&oe=56A05E67)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 10, 2015, 03:57:26 PM
Here is a little copy/paste for any of your Patriots friends talking excrement on the intertubes:

Rule 2, Section 1: The ball shall be made up of an inflated (12 1/2 to 13 1/2 pounds) urethane bladder enclosed in a pebble grained, leather case (natural tan color) without corrugations of any kind.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 15, 2015, 06:37:34 PM
https://www.facebook.com/southpark/videos/10153175177662005/

Bahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 15, 2015, 09:47:03 PM
Terrelle Pryor worked out for the filth today.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on September 15, 2015, 09:56:04 PM
Terrelle Pryor worked out for the filth today.

He's plucking Breast in the asss.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on September 16, 2015, 01:54:45 PM
http://yahoo.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201509/rob-gronkowski-magic-trick-mat-franco-new-england-patriots-nfl-football-deflategate
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on September 16, 2015, 05:04:08 PM
http://deadspin.com/tom-brady-says-it-would-be-great-if-donald-trump-beco-1731177907
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 22, 2015, 03:26:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CXmD7OJ.png)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on October 22, 2015, 03:44:22 PM
Hahahahaha
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Ornstein on November 09, 2015, 03:12:06 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Cxx56qG.jpg
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on November 09, 2015, 01:10:20 PM
Dion Lewis tore his ACL. Done for the year.

A month ago, #Patriots RB Dion Lewis signed a 2-year deal worth up to $5M. That looms large now. Never would’ve gotten it coming off an ACL
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ukilledkenny on November 09, 2015, 01:12:07 PM
Good for him getting paid before it happened.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on November 26, 2015, 09:16:21 PM
Always knew Brady was some kinda creepy pedophile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEZWfEnDRAc
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on November 29, 2015, 11:39:15 PM
http://gfycat.com/FarawayChubbyKakapo
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Fenwyr on November 30, 2015, 09:00:00 AM
http://gfycat.com/FarawayChubbyKakapo

Delicious tears.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on November 30, 2015, 09:00:55 AM
Delicious tears.

Oh yeah
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on November 30, 2015, 09:35:21 AM
What a homo.

Looks like gay Inspector Gadget.

(http://i.imgur.com/8kRCdgYh.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on November 30, 2015, 09:42:46 AM
What a homo.

Looks like gay Inspector Gadget.

(http://i.imgur.com/8kRCdgYh.jpg)


Johnny English likes it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on November 30, 2015, 09:49:49 AM
Johnny English likes it.

I do. That's a pretty good look.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on November 30, 2015, 09:56:42 AM
I do. That's a pretty good look.
JO fashion exprrrt. 

Then again, compared to us jeans and t-shirt folks, that isn't a glamorous title.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on November 30, 2015, 10:51:50 AM
(http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/11/brady-water-slide1-426x640.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Scruggy on December 07, 2015, 07:52:13 AM
What a homo.

Looks like gay Inspector Gadget.

(http://i.imgur.com/8kRCdgYh.jpg)

That's in insult to homosexual robotic detectives. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on December 07, 2015, 07:57:53 AM

That's in insult to homosexual robotic detectives.

lolololol
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: JFIF on December 07, 2015, 08:57:43 AM
hahahaha
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on January 03, 2016, 05:33:29 PM
Suh might have been worth every penny...

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2016/01/03/new-england-patriots-tom-brady-limps-o

Although with the way Brady dresses he could have been walking funny for a different reason
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on January 12, 2016, 07:37:19 PM
Per PFF

According to @DandCShow, Chandler Jones overdosed on pills at Rob Gronkowski's house https://t.co/46C3L9SCtA

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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on January 12, 2016, 07:39:15 PM
But he won't get suspended though. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on January 12, 2016, 07:41:14 PM
But he won't get suspended though.
He's too classy

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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on January 12, 2016, 08:21:02 PM
Clearly they were studying
a ton of tape and the one Adderall he took had an adverse effect so he went to the hospital as a precaution
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 12, 2016, 08:47:23 PM
Quote
For street drugs, an initial violation would result at worst in placement in the league’s substance-abuse program, along with enhanced testing. Multiple violations typically are required before a suspension occurs.

Plus they deleted the tweet saying it was at Gronkowski's house.

Nothing will happen except maybe tossing in the drug program unless he's already there or screws up again.  I doubt he went to the hospital for overdosing on a PED, which would be a suspension.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 12, 2016, 08:49:36 PM
He was high AF on weed brownies
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Coach K on January 12, 2016, 09:59:01 PM
He was high AF on weed brownies

Imagine those two calling 911 like tge cop n his wife


Were really high, tine is moving super slow. We're dead. I'm pretty sure we're dying




Lolololol
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: guinness77 on January 12, 2016, 10:16:35 PM
Imagine those two calling 911 like tge cop n his wife


Were really high, tine is moving super slow. We're dead. I'm pretty sure we're dying




Lolololol
Haha, You really need to activate autocorrect on whatever you post from.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on January 13, 2016, 06:04:15 AM
Haha, You really need to activate autocorrect on whatever you post from.

I still got the reference.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on January 13, 2016, 11:37:54 AM
Gronkowski and Jones both missed practice today.

Where there's smoke, there's fire. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 13, 2016, 11:55:56 AM
Gronkowski and Jones both missed practice today.

Where there's smoke, there's fire. 

I just saw that Gronk is scheduled to speak to the media tomorrow. He probably missed football practice so he could attend PR practice.

I also saw earlier that the Foxboro police chief has been head of security for the Pats for 30+ years.

No one mentioned that Belichick showed up to his presser with a black eye yesterday.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Jetaho on January 13, 2016, 12:12:33 PM
What a circus.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on January 13, 2016, 12:16:54 PM
What a circus.

Quote
ErikFrenz: Ever since that NYP headline, Jets fans throw this word around like a desperate guy throwing around dollars at a strip club.

Little bitch Patriots fan
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 13, 2016, 01:26:03 PM
Circus confirmed
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 13, 2016, 01:27:48 PM
Gronkowski and Jones both missed practice today.

Where there's smoke, there's fire. 

@ErikFrenz:Chandler Jones and Rob Gronkowski both at practice despite not being in the locker room. Tre' Jackson was the only missing #Patriots player.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 13, 2016, 04:10:16 PM
Quote
Christopher Gasper ‏@cgasper
Source with knowledge of the situation confirms it was synthetic marijuana that caused Chandler Jones' bad reaction and hospitalization.

Idiot.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ukilledkenny on January 13, 2016, 04:32:17 PM
Wow
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on January 13, 2016, 04:55:50 PM
Idiot.

I'm sure the four game suspension will start immediately, following the postseason
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on January 13, 2016, 05:19:08 PM
I'm sure the four game suspension will start immediately, following the postseason
Not a PED so not subject to automatic suspension, especially for a first offence.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 13, 2016, 08:24:14 PM
I just saw that Gronk is scheduled to speak to the media tomorrow. He probably missed football practice so he could attend PR practice.

I also saw earlier that the Foxboro police chief has been head of security for the Pats for 30+ years.

No one mentioned that Belichick showed up to his presser with a black eye yesterday.

No surprise about the Foxboro PC being head of security.  I know the guy who used to be head of security at the Rose Bowl for football games.  He was the head of Pasadena homicide at the same time.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 14, 2016, 01:43:26 PM
http://www.csnne.com/new-england-patriots/foxboro-police-release-detailed-account-jones-incident

bahaha
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 14, 2016, 03:06:58 PM
http://www.csnne.com/new-england-patriots/foxboro-police-release-detailed-account-jones-incident

bahaha

Numerous lines of the report are "blackened out" and redacted? Come on.

I'm honestly shocked that even the part about the officer smelling "burnt marijuana" is even being made public.

It must be really nice to have the police chief on your payroll.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on January 14, 2016, 04:47:25 PM
Is synthetic marajuana illegal?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: IATA on January 14, 2016, 04:52:22 PM
Depends on the state

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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 14, 2016, 04:53:20 PM
Is synthetic marajuana illegal?

I don't know, but it's stupid.  Who knows what is in that excrement.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on January 14, 2016, 04:54:12 PM
Just do blow like normal athletes. In and out of your system in 24 hours.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on January 14, 2016, 08:09:23 PM
Just do blow like normal athletes. In and out of your system in 24 hours.

And also a freak of a lot more enjoysble than weed, synthetic or otherwise.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 15, 2016, 12:52:52 AM
And also a freak of a lot more enjoysble than weed, synthetic or otherwise.

Depends.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on January 15, 2016, 01:57:29 AM

Depends.

When you're watching a movie, sure weed is definitely better. I saw Whiplash, Nightcrawler, and Ex Machina while high as excrement. It was awesome.

But I was alone.

Being with other people, blow is infinitely better.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: JFIF on January 15, 2016, 04:34:11 AM
And also a freak of a lot more enjoysble than weed, synthetic or otherwise.

That's entirely subjective.

some people don't like feeling all jittered up.   Not to mention most cocaine that reaches the united states is garbage.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ukilledkenny on January 15, 2016, 06:26:03 AM
JE just hates weed. Coke can be good but it's really only for having a crazy night out. Not so great for coming home from work/practice and chilling out before bed.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: JFIF on January 15, 2016, 06:33:34 AM
JE just hates weed. Coke can be good but it's really only for having a crazy night out. Not so great for coming home from work/practice and chilling out before bed.

He needs to smoke some real organic, medical quality excrement that's cured, trimmed and flushed properly.

Most of the people I know who don't like weed feel that way because they had bad experiences when they were younger due to shitty weed. And by shitty weed I don't just mean shitty looking weed.  Back before the medical movement most growers would just pump their flowers full of bullshit nutrients to make them look bigger/more caked up, and then they wouldn't flush them out properly leaving you with excess minerals when you smoke it. It's the carcinogens that freak people up the most. 

You have some growers who still do that now but it's nowhere near as prevalent because consumers are a lot more discerning and educated.

Pot is just cleaner now.

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ukilledkenny on January 15, 2016, 06:50:50 AM
I would do coke 1000 times before freaking with the synthetic weed once, though. That excrement is just nasty and gets worse all the time.

Unless one of them already failed the idiot drug test they give in the spring they didn't even have any reason to be concerned about getting popped on a test at this time of year. Makes very little sense to me.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: JFIF on January 15, 2016, 06:52:57 AM
I would do coke 1000 times before freaking with the synthetic weed once, though. That excrement is just nasty and gets worse all the time.

Unless one of them already failed the idiot drug test they give in the spring they didn't even have any reason to be concerned about getting popped on a test at this time of year. Makes very little sense to me.

same here.

These analog crazy bullshit drugs are always worse than the actual drug they're trying to replicate. 

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ukilledkenny on January 15, 2016, 07:01:52 AM
same here.

These analog crazy bullshit drugs are always worse than the actual drug they're trying to replicate. 



Yeah, nobody is going to the emergency room after smoking a little too much of the real stuff. The safe excrement can get you suspended but the stuff that puts you in the hospital isn't against any policies. Stupid.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 15, 2016, 07:35:54 AM
I smoked synthetic weed a few times after college back when I was job searching and stopped smoking weed for few couple months.

It was awful. You get a dizzy head rush "high" that lasts for about 10 minutes and then you get a splitting headache. Then you just feel fuzzy and out of it for a little bit. Would rather just stay sober than ever touching that excrement again.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 15, 2016, 09:55:58 AM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/01/15/cris-carter-speculates-chandler-jones-smoked-pcp/

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 15, 2016, 09:56:40 AM
"I didn't know you liked to get wet, Chandler."

"Butt-naked. Ill. Sherms. Dust. PCP. Primos. P-Dog."
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 15, 2016, 10:01:49 AM
"I didn't know you liked to get wet, Chandler."

"Butt-naked. Ill. Sherms. Dust. PCP. Primos. P-Dog."

(http://45.media.tumblr.com/68f8773671ba5176f1da2cd4145158d4/tumblr_mu81t3nttc1rvcjd7o2_250.gif)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on January 25, 2016, 07:17:39 PM
Pats are firing their OL coach, one Dave DeGuglielmo.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on January 25, 2016, 07:50:26 PM
Ah, the Goog.  He probably insisted on signing Wayne Hunter to replace Vollmer. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on January 26, 2016, 08:38:27 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/ten-reasons-why-the-patriots-got-robbed-at-the-afc-championship-182202521.html
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on January 26, 2016, 09:18:18 AM
They say that the first one is a reasonable claim and that the Patriots got "jobbed", but when was the last time you saw a flag for PI on a jump ball in the end zone?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Coach K on January 26, 2016, 09:29:38 AM
Gronk pushes off half the time and CBS always do that hip touch bullshit before a jump ball.


So......what JE just said basically
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Fenwyr on January 26, 2016, 09:33:39 AM
They say that the first one is a reasonable claim and that the Patriots got "jobbed", but when was the last time you saw a flag for PI on a jump ball in the end zone?

When thrown into triple coverage no less.  When was the last time you saw Brady get hit 20 times with no roughing the passer called?  Pats fans just cannot handle every call not going their way.  Part of that is the fault of the NFL.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on January 26, 2016, 09:36:20 AM
When was the last time you saw Brady get hit 20 times with no roughing the passer called?

That's a fair point, and now you mention it I can't remember him whining at the refs once. I wonder if the crybaby stuff actually got into his head a bit?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 26, 2016, 10:32:52 AM
How many holding calls on the Pats Oline that game?

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on January 26, 2016, 01:42:54 PM
http://deadspin.com/broncos-fan-allegedly-pushes-over-porta-potty-with-patr-1755207858 (http://deadspin.com/broncos-fan-allegedly-pushes-over-porta-potty-with-patr-1755207858)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ScotlandJet on January 27, 2016, 02:19:37 PM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000628904/article/patriots-fan-doesnt-regret-super-bowl-50-tattoo

form is temporary, class ( tattoo) is permanent....................
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: NDMick on January 27, 2016, 03:25:38 PM
They say that the first one is a reasonable claim and that the Patriots got "jobbed", but when was the last time you saw a flag for PI on a jump ball in the end zone?

He might have gotten the end of his fingernails on that ball anyway. He wasn't going to Dwight Clark that excrement.

Gronk can go back to selfies with lesser known porn stars
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on January 27, 2016, 10:15:15 PM
I work with this older Pats fan from Boston, in his late 40s. Anyway, at a work event last night the game was brought up, and he mentioned that he went to Denver with his dying dad to watch the game. My natural reaction was to laugh. People around me were shocked, but he laughed it off and jokingly called me an poopchute bitter jets fan. That could've ended a lot worse.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on January 27, 2016, 10:17:22 PM
I work with this older Pats fan from Boston, in his late 40s. Anyway, at a work event last night the game was brought up, and he mentioned that he went to Denver with his dying dad to watch the game. My natural reaction was to laugh. People around me were shocked, but he laughed it off and jokingly called me an poopchute bitter jets fan. That could've ended a lot worse.

hahahahaha
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on January 28, 2016, 07:27:36 AM
I work with this older Pats fan from Boston, in his late 40s. Anyway, at a work event last night the game was brought up, and he mentioned that he went to Denver with his dying dad to watch the game. My natural reaction was to laugh. People around me were shocked, but he laughed it off and jokingly called me an poopchute bitter jets fan. That could've ended a lot worse.

Never change Tommy that's awesome.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on January 28, 2016, 09:29:16 AM
I work with this older Pats fan from Boston, in his late 40s. Anyway, at a work event last night the game was brought up, and he mentioned that he went to Denver with his dying dad to watch the game. My natural reaction was to laugh. People around me were shocked, but he laughed it off and jokingly called me an poopchute bitter jets fan. That could've ended a lot worse.

lmao
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: JFIF on January 28, 2016, 08:25:30 PM
Never change Tommy that's awesome.

this
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Ornstein on January 28, 2016, 11:43:58 PM
The last Patriots play the dad will ever get to see is a game ending interception from Brady. I think Tommy's obligated to laugh at that point.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on January 29, 2016, 12:41:07 AM

The last Patriots play the dad will ever get to see is a game ending interception from Brady. I think Tommy's obligated to laugh at that point.

Dude lived to see his patriots become a powerhouse dynasty and the Red Sox finally break the curse. All things considered, he had a good life sports-wise.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on February 01, 2016, 09:20:50 AM
This is a beauty:

http://www.csnne.com/new-england-patriots/aaron-hernandez-loves-tom-brady-and-rob-gronkowski-but-not-robert-kraft?p=ya5nbcs&ocid=yahoo (http://www.csnne.com/new-england-patriots/aaron-hernandez-loves-tom-brady-and-rob-gronkowski-but-not-robert-kraft?p=ya5nbcs&ocid=yahoo)

Quote
Hernandez started the letter by blasting his pen pal -- a woman named Rachel -- for criticizing him and went on to suggest ways she could kill herself:

    -- “Tie a cinderblock to your ankles and jump in a deep body of water,” Hernandez writes.


    -- “Buy the most powerful firecracker in the world that’s possible to buy, tie it to your face with duct tape, light it and wait for your head to explode.”

But he ends by saying he hopes she "had the best of holidays" . . . though the letter is dated Dec. 15, 10 days before Christmas.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on February 01, 2016, 11:23:23 AM
hahahahaha
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on February 01, 2016, 11:56:50 AM
hahahahahaha
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on February 01, 2016, 02:28:27 PM
hahahahaha

I still prefer headbutt a knife and chug Drano.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on February 01, 2016, 03:07:29 PM
I still prefer headbutt a knife and chug Drano.

No that buy the most powerful firecracker is gold.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on February 11, 2016, 03:21:49 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25480673/robert-kraft-cant-resist-taking-a-shot-at-the-mannings-after-super-bowl-50
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on February 16, 2016, 07:13:57 PM
Jerod Mayo retires

Can you believe we picked Gholston 8 years ago in that excrement draft class.

Still looking for that damn pass rusher too

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000636597/article/pats-jerod-mayo-announces-retirement-on-instagram
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 16, 2016, 08:28:25 PM

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25480673/robert-kraft-cant-resist-taking-a-shot-at-the-mannings-after-super-bowl-50

That's funny since he bailed at halftime in a big tantrum.  Friend of mine is high up in an executive jet management company and had to leave the game because Kraft was being a bitch and wanted his plane ready to leave early.  It sounds like he expected a big Panthers win and bitched out when it didn't go according to plan.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on February 16, 2016, 09:12:27 PM
Not much of a LOL, the filth have rehired their old OL coach Scarnecchia. Let's hope the old tosser has forgotten how to do his job.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on February 16, 2016, 09:21:41 PM
http://dailysnark.com/deangelo-williams-trolls-patriots-fans-twitter/

DeAngelo Williams ✔ @DeAngeloRB
From what I'm told only tom Brady likes the head coach so no thank u I'm happy where I am https://twitter.com/jcabral2509/status/699373467599314945 …
6:29 PM - 15 Feb 2016

DeAngelo Williams ✔ @DeAngeloRB
And the patriots are certified cheaters so we are not even but it made me feel better 😏 https://twitter.com/steviedrama/status/699414403712684032 …
9:07 PM - 15 Feb 2016

DeAngelo Williams ✔ @DeAngeloRB
Now post the laundry list of scandal associated with the pic https://twitter.com/chapmanjamie/status/699709222557196288 …
4:38 PM - 16 Feb 2016  (its a picture of Belichick)

DeAngelo Williams ✔ @DeAngeloRB
No and u don't either because they all lie and cheat so keep track of them is impossible 👀😏💀💀 https://twitter.com/sheik7x/status/699719623541919745 …
5:19 PM - 16 Feb 2016

DeAngelo Williams ✔ @DeAngeloRB
No he owns most seasons/Super Bowls with questionable tactics in securing the win aka cheating https://twitter.com/__cvk__/status/699702232833486848 …
4:25 PM - 16 Feb 2016

DeAngelo Williams ✔ @DeAngeloRB
Lmao and u have a title??? Or a fan of a team that u watch win a title that at best was questionable https://twitter.com/jakebazeley/status/699389351973638145 …
7:28 PM - 15 Feb 2016
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on February 16, 2016, 10:03:45 PM
Attaboy DeAngelo
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: IATA on February 16, 2016, 11:29:41 PM
my new favorite non-jet
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on February 17, 2016, 12:50:35 AM
DeAngelo Williams for Supreme Court Justice! Make it happen Barak, do something good for a phucking change.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 17, 2016, 10:24:04 AM
my new favorite non-jet

This
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on February 17, 2016, 10:44:46 AM
That's funny since he bailed at halftime in a big tantrum.  Friend of mine is high up in an executive jet management company and had to leave the game because Kraft was being a bitch and wanted his plane ready to leave early.  It sounds like he expected a big Panthers win and bitched out when it didn't go according to plan.

Hahah freak him
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on February 21, 2016, 02:51:33 PM
http://www.complex.com/sports/2016/02/rob-gronkowski-party-ship?utm_campaign=complexmag&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&sr_share=facebook

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on February 21, 2016, 08:08:41 PM
Classy etc
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on February 23, 2016, 05:26:46 AM
I wouldn't mind being him for a week. Dude must get a massive amount of hoo-ha.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 23, 2016, 09:31:07 AM
I wouldn't mind being him for a week. Dude must get a massive amount of hoo-ha.

I could see you handling a week, but it would have to be tough for you to tone down the douchiness for any longer than that.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Hemi on February 23, 2016, 10:16:38 AM
excrement he probably is getting paid to be there.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ukilledkenny on February 23, 2016, 11:58:59 AM
He's definitely getting paid. I just lost almost all interest in that stuff after I got done with college. Go to a bar maybe once a year since I graduated.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on February 23, 2016, 12:16:04 PM

He's definitely getting paid. I just lost almost all interest in that stuff after I got done with college. Go to a bar maybe once a year since I graduated.

Lost interest in going to bars and having a good time?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: IATA on February 23, 2016, 12:19:53 PM
They're less fun when you don't get the rush of date raping the ladies

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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ukilledkenny on February 23, 2016, 12:35:56 PM
Lost interest in going to bars and having a good time?

I just don't find that to be a particularly good time anymore. I'd rather chill at someone's house with like 6-8 people.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on February 24, 2016, 03:59:09 PM
Not really an lolpats thing so much

http://dailysnark.com/brady-texted-julian-edelman-getting-booed-superbowl-saying-everyone-fcking-hates-us-lets-win-next-year/

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 25, 2016, 11:25:08 AM
Not really an lolpats thing so much

http://dailysnark.com/brady-texted-julian-edelman-getting-booed-superbowl-saying-everyone-fcking-hates-us-lets-win-next-year/



Is this website your only source of news?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on February 25, 2016, 11:30:12 AM
Wouldn't your wife's niece be your niece as well?

You forgot rotoworld.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on February 25, 2016, 11:47:56 AM
Wouldn't your wife's niece be your niece as well?
You forgot rotoworld.

What the freak is this?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on February 25, 2016, 01:54:52 PM
You forgot rotoworld.


What the freak is this?

Tapatalk glitch.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 14, 2016, 05:48:45 PM
Quote
@ReverendRalph:#Pats leave no stone unturned. Try out Nate Washington even though they hv little use 4 him. Just good business on their part.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on March 14, 2016, 06:24:51 PM
Quote
@ReverendRalph:#Pats leave no stone unturned. Try out Stephen Hawking, Charles Manson and Gary Ridgeway even though they hv little use 4 them. Just good business on their part. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 14, 2016, 07:55:12 PM
http://blogs.denverpost.com/broncos/2016/03/14/tj-ward-derek-wolfe-highly-questionable-tom-brady/38884/
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Ornstein on March 14, 2016, 07:57:10 PM
I hope Wolfe followed through with it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Jumbo on March 16, 2016, 06:24:08 PM
Pats acquire Martellus Bennett from Bears for a swap of late-round picks.

RIP Mo Wilk for Bennett + 2nd
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 16, 2016, 06:46:59 PM
Pats acquire Martellus Bennett from Bears for a swap of late-round picks.

RIP Mo Wilk for Bennett + 2nd
Gay

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on March 16, 2016, 07:01:29 PM
Dafuq
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on March 16, 2016, 10:29:12 PM
Dafuq

Since when is the Patriots signing/trading for every tightend in the league a surprise ?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MexJetinBcn on March 17, 2016, 04:55:02 AM
I hate this. Bennett is really good and they will be able to resurrect the Gronk-Hernandez tandem. It's not good news. I hope Pryor is already studying new ways to hit hard, it's not going to be pretty.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Coach K on March 17, 2016, 07:52:17 AM
These are the moves that make up for them drafting shitty Rutgers DBs.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on March 17, 2016, 07:53:42 AM
Since when is the Patriots signing/trading for every tightend in the league a surprise ?

The low compensation was a surprise.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on March 17, 2016, 05:32:21 PM
The low compensation was a surprise.

How ? Its a salary dump

We got Brandon Marshall from the very same team last year for a 5th, also a salary dump.

And according to the (old) draft value chart swapping a 4th and a 6th is roughly the equivalent of a 5th round pick.

Except Marshall is worlds better plus plays a much more valuable position. Bennett was probably getting cut anyway if they couldnt ship him
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Fenwyr on March 17, 2016, 06:53:27 PM
How ? Its a salary dump

We got Brandon Marshall from the very same team last year for a 5th, also a salary dump.

And according to the (old) draft value chart swapping a 4th and a 6th is roughly the equivalent of a 5th round pick.

Except Marshall is worlds better plus plays a much more valuable position. Bennett was probably getting cut anyway if they couldnt ship him


Bennett is far more important to the Pats offense than any WR.  Bennett and Gronkowski are going to be a nightmare matchup for years.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on March 17, 2016, 07:02:41 PM
Bennett is far more important to the Pats offense than any WR.  Bennett and Gronkowski are going to be a nightmare matchup for years.

Is he more important to the Pats offense than Marshall is to ours ?

No, thats the point. They got Bennett for very similar to what we got Marshall for
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Cane on March 17, 2016, 08:41:59 PM
These are the moves that make up for them drafting shitty Rutgers DBs.

Woah, that's a cheap shot.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Coach K on March 17, 2016, 09:37:07 PM
Woah, that's a cheap shot.

Wasn't aimed at Rutgers lol Belicheck just has a hard on for that school
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 18, 2016, 09:33:46 AM
Is he more important to the Pats offense than Marshall is to ours ?

No, thats the point. They got Bennett for very similar to what we got Marshall for

I don't know if you can make that argument. Marshall frees up Decker for an unknown QB--at best Fitzpatrick, which is nice. Bennett frees up Gronk or Gronk frees up Bennett. For Brady.

If the Pats can keep Brady upright even losing the first 4 games isn't going to be enough to stop that team next season.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on March 18, 2016, 09:37:10 AM
Bennett is good but let's not act like they're lining up prime Tony Gonzalez alongside Gronk.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on March 18, 2016, 09:38:06 AM
I'll be surprised if he conforms and fits in there.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 18, 2016, 09:54:38 AM
Bennett is good but let's not act like they're lining up prime Tony Gonzalez alongside Gronk.

It's just another guy to contend with. I'm not saying he's Tony Gonzalez, but you can't double both of them, plus their receivers. And again, Brady.

I'll be surprised if he conforms and fits in there.

That's a good point.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on March 20, 2016, 05:57:22 PM
Very unlikely to mean anything but
Quote
Agent Drew Rosenhaus refused to address Rob Gronkowski's contract Sunday at the NFL Owner's Meetings.
Gronk counts just $6.62 million against the cap, far below market value for easily the NFL's best player at his position. Gronkowski mentioned his salary in a passive aggressive tweet earlier this month. Rosenhaus could have put the issue to rest on Sunday but chose not to. While a holdout is unlikely, Gronk seems at least a little miffed the Pats aren't offering him a raise.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on March 20, 2016, 09:12:37 PM
His contract is fine. Just him and Rosenhaus being cunts.

http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/new-england-patriots/rob-gronkowski/
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on March 20, 2016, 09:48:42 PM
His contract is fine. Just him and Rosenhaus being cunts.

http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/new-england-patriots/rob-gronkowski/

I mean he never got excrement for guaranteed money

i recall havent an ultra talented money grubbing player on the Jets in recent years. Maybe Gronk will come here and win a superbowl
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 20, 2016, 09:52:52 PM
He signed the deal.  Deal with it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on March 20, 2016, 10:48:41 PM
They'll probably give him money under the table like they do with Brady
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on March 22, 2016, 08:34:21 AM
Tell the douchebag to stfu:

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25526166/ex-lions-wr-tells-calvin-johnson-to-unretire-and-sign-with-the-patriots
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Jumbo on March 22, 2016, 09:18:34 AM
Tell the douchebag to stfu:

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25526166/ex-lions-wr-tells-calvin-johnson-to-unretire-and-sign-with-the-patriots

Luckily that's pretty impossible considering his contract
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on March 22, 2016, 11:59:18 AM
Luckily that's pretty impossible considering his contract

So the Lions have to actually cut him before he signs with another team? They can just keep him under contract and not pay him?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Fenwyr on March 22, 2016, 05:53:53 PM
So the Lions have to actually cut him before he signs with another team? They can just keep him under contract and not pay him?

Just like Barry Sanders.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on March 23, 2016, 09:12:07 AM
(http://c.o0bg.com/rf/image_371w/Boston/2011-2020/2016/03/22/BostonGlobe.com/Lifestyle/Images/TID_Premium_Exclus_33481A.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on March 23, 2016, 10:11:45 AM
AdamSchefter: Despite Robert Kraft's request, Roger Goodell said the Patriots will not be getting back this year's first-round pick.

This whiny bitch needs to hurry up and join his wife in hell
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 23, 2016, 10:32:09 AM
That wave looks deflated.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on March 23, 2016, 12:27:20 PM
This whiny bitch needs to hurry up and join his wife in hell

Hahaha
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on March 23, 2016, 03:39:51 PM
AdamSchefter: Despite Robert Kraft's request, Roger Goodell said the Patriots will not be getting back this year's first-round pick.

This whiny bitch needs to hurry up and join his wife in hell

Didnt Kraft say he wasnt going to bitch and appeal the decision ?

Msybe its time he took the high road and killed himself
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on March 23, 2016, 06:01:29 PM

Didnt Kraft say he wasnt going to bitch and appeal the decision ?

Msybe its time he took the high road and killed himself

I'd rather him life to see the Pats slip back into obscurity, constantly trying to rekindle that magic (a la Al Davis).
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 05, 2016, 03:23:08 PM
http://www.winnipegsun.com/2016/04/05/patriots-fans-sue-nfl-over-lost-deflategate-draft-picks


lol
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 06, 2016, 11:09:00 AM
And I thought the "Fire Idzik" billboard was ridiculous.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 06, 2016, 01:05:43 PM
How are other Pats fans reacting?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on April 06, 2016, 01:22:27 PM
How are other Pats fans reacting?

Those queers are too busy going down on each other to notice.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 09, 2016, 03:13:05 PM
https://twitter.com/AndrewBrandt/status/718837376248717314?s=09
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 13, 2016, 02:48:46 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/04/13/patriots-release-former-first-rounder-dominique-easley/
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 13, 2016, 03:11:27 PM
Wow. Did not expect that.

Apparently he's going to cost them more in dead cap space this season than he would if they'd just put him on IR, so something must have gone on.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 13, 2016, 03:17:59 PM
Jason La Canfora ✔ ‎@JasonLaCanfora
Patriots release of Easley is not a pure performance/football matter. Off field issues related to the decision to part w/ former top pick
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 13, 2016, 03:20:19 PM
Jason La Canfora ✔ ‎@JasonLaCanfora
Patriots release of Easley is not a pure performance/football matter. Off field issues related to the decision to part w/ former top pick

That is the only thing that makes sense.  Maybe he was caught not cheating.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Jetaho on April 13, 2016, 03:56:44 PM
Their draft strategy is masterful
Nothing but class
Team first
Blah Blah Blah. 
Just a bunch of cheating thugs who had a franchise QB fall into their laps.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 13, 2016, 04:36:59 PM
Their draft strategy is masterful
Nothing but class
Team first
Blah Blah Blah. 
Just a bunch of cheating thugs who had a franchise QB fall into their laps.

I think any success they have drafting has more to do with the sheer # of picks they seem to have every year.  You're bound to get a good pick here and there if you have enough chances (unless you are John Idzik in 2014).  Belichick has thrown away quite a few picks on some head-scratchers over the years.  I don't particularly think he's that great of a drafter, but there are always analysts waiting to lick his nutsack because he's Bill Belichick. 

As much as I hate him, Belichick seems to be able to take smart players that aren't necessarily blue chip athletes and get the most out of them.  I would love to see what happens to Belichick when Brady retires.  It would be interesting to see. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 13, 2016, 05:13:40 PM
Albert Breer ‏@AlbertBreer 51m51 minutes ago

Was told ex-Patriots DL Dominique Easley is healthy. New England cut him with guaranteed money left, effectively paying him to go away.


bahaha
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 13, 2016, 05:17:32 PM
Albert Breer ‏@AlbertBreer 51m51 minutes ago

Was told ex-Patriots DL Dominique Easley is healthy. New England cut him with guaranteed money left, effectively paying him to go away.


bahaha

I'm sure something will come out sooner or later.  I know Belichick likes to bail on guys a year early, but this is ridiculous.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: casman02 on April 13, 2016, 06:03:11 PM
PatriotsSB51 ‏@PatriotsSB49  8 May 2014
Sheldon Richardson is a decent enough run stuffer. But Dom Easley will show everyone what a complete DT looks like. Pay attention.

Sheldon Richardson ‏@Godforshort  1h1 hour ago
@PatriotsSB49 good luck too him but I play way more spots then DT all purpose type of guy for defense...wait I play offense too😭😭😭
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on April 13, 2016, 07:15:14 PM
Belichick should be banned from the draft. He's so good it's unfair.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on April 13, 2016, 09:27:34 PM
Belichick should be banned from the draft. He's so good it's unfair.

He's banned from the first round this year.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on April 13, 2016, 09:28:47 PM
He's banned from the first round this year.
Good guy Goodell
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on April 13, 2016, 09:36:13 PM
The Patriots would have been such a horrifically horrible team under BB if it wasnt for lucking into Brady.

The only thing BB is good for has been cheating, and getting his players to do an exceptional job having a positive turnover margin (most likely also through cheating)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2016, 07:21:44 AM
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Jeff Howe
‏@jeffphowe
Easley's knees are in pretty bad shape, and there's not a lot of room for improvement, per source. Still stunning timing for his release.

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Rototurd:  It's perhaps worth noting that Easley is being sued in Florida for animal negligence, allegedly permitting his dog to attack and bite a man named Wiley Brown.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on April 14, 2016, 09:18:37 AM
Rototurd:  It's perhaps worth noting that Easley is being sued in Florida for animal negligence, allegedly permitting his dog to attack and bite a man named Wiley Brown.


There's no way this is the primary reason for his release. He must have been an poopchute in the locker room, missed meetings etc. in addition to other things that have gotten him in trouble that will probably come out later.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2016, 09:25:13 AM
Rototurd:  It's perhaps worth noting that Easley is being sued in Florida for animal negligence, allegedly permitting his dog to attack and bite a man named Wiley Brown.


There's no way this is the primary reason for his release. He must have been an poopchute in the locker room, missed meetings etc. in addition to other things that have gotten him in trouble that will probably come out later.

You're right, but it might be a factor, just not THE factor.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2016, 09:49:07 AM
And here's the answer:

Good pick, Bill.

http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/patriots/2016/04/13/patriots-release-dominique-easley/VxfcDYPp0ieEh0mDVBRp5H/story.html

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Defensive tackle Dominique Easley will likely be remembered as one of the Patriots’ biggest draft busts of the Bill Belichick era. On Wednesday, the Patriots released Easley, their first-round draft pick in 2014 (29th overall), and he leaves New England with just three career sacks and 25 tackles in two seasons.

But Easley is not a total bust from a football sense, as he was starting to blossom as an interior pass rusher in 2015. Though he only had two sacks in 11 games last season, Easley was the most productive interior pass rusher in the NFL, according to Pro Football Focus.

Easley pressured the quarterback once every six pass rushes in 2015, best among defensive tackles in the NFL, ahead of players such as Aaron Donald and Geno Atkins (although Easley had a much smaller sample size — 210 pass rushes compared with a little more than 500 for each of those players).

Many NFL talent evaluators believe Easley could be a breakout star in 2016. Two teams asked this reporter about Easley within 30 minutes of the news of his release breaking.

“I’m more curious about how many teams claim him than if he gets claimed,” former Eagles and Browns executive Joe Banner said on Wednesday. “This is a gift to someone.”

So the Patriots’ decision to release Easley set off alarms that the move was about more than just football.

Then add in the financial component. Easley’s salary this fall — about $1.08 million — is fully guaranteed. Releasing Easley on Wednesday increased his 2016 salary cap number from $1.991 million to $2.899 million.

The Patriots are essentially paying Easley to go away. They have depth at defensive tackle with Alan Branch, Malcom Brown, and Terrance Knighton, but not so much that they couldn’t use Easley, too.

The question, then, is why did the Patriots cut bait with their former first-round pick?

The move could simply be a reflection of Easley’s health. He tore both of his ACLs in college, and has finished each of his two NFL seasons on injured reserve — for a knee injury in 2014 and a torn quadriceps in 2015. Two league sources said independently on Wednesday that Easley is “a 25-year-old in a 40-year-old’s body.” Easley turned 24 in February.

But after speaking with several league sources with knowledge of the situation, it’s clear that Easley and the Patriots were never a good fit.

It is not known if there was a single incident that led to Easley’s release. But a portrait emerged Wednesday of a player who struggled with maturity and his responsibilities of being a professional athlete.

“Saw that coming,” one of Easley’s former Patriots teammates said upon hearing the news. “Injuries and locker room cancer.”

Easley’s relationship with the Patriots got off on the wrong foot when he arrived to their rookie minicamp shortly after the 2014 draft and couldn’t participate — not because of his knee injury, but because of injuries to his ankles, arms, and wrists sustained when bitten by his pet pitbull two weeks before the draft. The dog, which weighed more than 100 pounds, bit two other people plus an animal care worker and had to be euthanized in Palm Beach County, Fla.

Easley had not told any teams about these injuries prior to the draft, and the Patriots were not happy when they found out, as the injuries set him back in his ACL rehab. Easley was on the field for Week 1 of 2014 but didn’t get significant playing time until Week 3. He really only played in nine games his rookie year, and was placed on IR with three games left in the regular season.

Easley’s love of aggressive dogs has caused him other problems. One of his friends, Wiley Brown, filed a lawsuit against in Easley this past January seeking at least $15,000 after being attacked and bitten while staying at Easley’s house. The suit, filed in Palm Beach County, claims that Brown suffered permanent scarring, among other maladies. Easley is also bracing for the possibility of two other lawsuits being filed against him by other parties.

Easley came to the Patriots with a reputation of having an aloof personality, and he lived up to the billing. He already has fired two agents and three financial advisers in his two years in the NFL, and last week hired popular NFL agent Drew Rosenhaus as his third agent. When reached on Wednesday, Rosenhaus declined comment.

Multiple league sources said Easley was unreliable and immature.

“He’ll make an appointment for a massage and not show up,” one source said. “He’s just very disrespectful and irresponsible.”

“I think he rubbed a lot of people the wrong way,” another source said. “He comes across as an entitled kid. He reneges on everything. He thinks he’s invincible.”

When it came to football, Easley played by his own rules, which didn’t go over well with Belichick and staff. He routinely ignored requests to rehab his injuries with the Patriots’ trainers, and instead did it on his own. Most players rehabbed their recent injuries in the Patriots’ facilities, but when Easley was placed on IR in 2014 and 2015, he immediately left the team and did his own thing. This past offseason he traveled to Germany to seek alternative treatments for his knee.

The Patriots grew so fed up with Easley during his rookie year that they placed him on IR in December and told him to stay away and rehab on his own until the offseason program began in April. When the Patriots were raising the Lombardi Trophy in Arizona, Easley was partying in Las Vegas.

The Patriots “never liked him from the get-go, and part of the problem was he would never listen to the medical advice,” one source said.

And the feeling was mutual, with Easley privately telling people in 2014 that he wanted to be traded. An official request was never made.

On Wednesday, the Patriots did both sides a favor and cut bait with Easley. They originally signed him to a four-year, $7.3 million contract with $5.89 million fully guaranteed (his first three NFL seasons). It is unclear if the Patriots attempted to trade him this offseason, but it is surprising — and perhaps telling — that they did not get even a seventh-round pick for Easley.

Easley is due approximately $1.08 million this fall, and if Easley is claimed off waivers, then the new team assumes Easley’s salary and the Patriots don’t owe him anything.

But Easley’s contract does have offset language, so if Easley clears waivers and then signs for, say, $800,000 with another team, the Patriots only have to pay the difference.

Whether or not Easley is claimed, the Patriots still increased their salary cap hit by almost $1 million just to be rid of him.

It is unclear if there was a single incident that prompted his release. But it has become increasingly clear that the Patriots’ decision to release Easley was about a lot more than just his football abilities.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on April 14, 2016, 11:56:41 AM
TL; DR
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2016, 12:56:14 PM
TL; DR
Knees bad, poopchute, likes mean dogs.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: guinness77 on April 14, 2016, 01:48:13 PM
Knees bad, poopchute, likes little dogs.
Sounds like someone who posts here.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2016, 01:49:56 PM
Sounds like someone who posts here.

(http://cstpdx.com/sites/clinton/files/ron-jeremy-482x298.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: guinness77 on April 14, 2016, 01:50:47 PM
(http://cstpdx.com/sites/clinton/files/ron-jeremy-482x298.jpg)
Puck wishes he looked like that.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 14, 2016, 01:52:56 PM
Sounds like someone who posts here.

(http://i.imgur.com/Yb9RFIq.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: guinness77 on April 14, 2016, 01:54:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Yb9RFIq.jpg)
Now...that's more like it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on April 14, 2016, 01:58:22 PM
Puck wishes he looked like that.

(http://www.bruharoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Flat-Cap-Brewery-Otto-Czech-Pilsner.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2016, 02:20:15 PM
(http://cdn.instapop.com/assets/memes/Magnum%20P.I./3795/original.jpeg?1368081119)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2016, 04:26:20 PM
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Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 
Surprising news: No one claimed former #Patriots first-rounder DL Dominique Easley, source said. He's a free agent
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 14, 2016, 09:44:11 PM
This thread got freaking hilarious in the last few posts.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on May 10, 2016, 10:37:03 AM
lolno

http://time.com/money/4319381/tom-brady-cookbook-200-dollars/
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on May 10, 2016, 10:39:53 AM
$200 to learn how to eat rooster?

there's a few here that may make that purchase.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on May 10, 2016, 10:41:03 AM
$200 to learn how to eat rooster?

there's a few here that may make that purchase.

99.9% of the board, you even PM'ed me, "now that cookbook came out you can't make the tailgate, you just bought 50 copies"
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on May 10, 2016, 10:42:03 AM
99.9% of the board, you even PM'ed how now that cookbook came out you can't make the tailgate.

$200 American converted to Canadian dollars became my 2nd mortgage.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on May 10, 2016, 10:44:40 AM
$200 American converted to Canadian dollars became my 2nd mortgage.

For the conversion, is that why Bo bought the 49 copies off of you?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on May 10, 2016, 10:46:02 AM
For the conversion, is that why Bo bought the 49 copies off of you?

He got tired of eating Banana pudding.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on May 10, 2016, 10:48:57 AM
He got tired of eating Banana pudding.

You mean just the pudding part.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on May 10, 2016, 10:53:54 AM


(https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/993048_10153264557185524_718502237_n.jpg?oh=bbc190e076f978f77a9e372f67e09fb8&oe=579F31E5)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on May 10, 2016, 10:57:34 AM

(https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/993048_10153264557185524_718502237_n.jpg?oh=bbc190e076f978f77a9e372f67e09fb8&oe=579F31E5)

He likes his salty stuff.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on May 10, 2016, 08:36:24 PM
He really is a pretentious douche

Quote
Brady and Bundchen eat mostly vegetarian meals, always with organic vegetables (but no tomatoes, mushrooms, or peppers
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No white sugar. No white flour. No MSG. I’ll use raw olive oil, but I never cook with olive oil. I only cook with coconut oil… I use Himalayan pink salt as the sodium. I never use iodized salt.
Quote
and he has credited his diet as a big reason for why he’s been so successful as a pro athlete for so long.

I mean to start hes got all that  hippie douchie nonsense mumbo jumbo in his set of beliefs

But im pretty sure Brady isnt even close to being one of the most physically gifted players in the game.

The guy is one of the smartest and most talented (and biggest cheaters) no question asked. But nobody says holy freak Tom Brady man hes in great shape.

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on May 10, 2016, 09:37:07 PM
He's doing himself a favor eating this way, or at least most of what he's doing.  He'll be much healthier because of it. I wish I had the discipline to stick to it (and a personal chef too).

Don't get me wrong, he'll still die of AIDS from being a jizz receptacle.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on May 10, 2016, 09:48:22 PM
He's doing himself a favor eating this way, or at least most of what he's doing.  He'll be much healthier because of it. I wish I had the discipline to stick to it (and a personal chef too).

Don't get me wrong, he'll still die of AIDS from being a jizz receptacle.

I think a lot of it is bullshit.

No sugar and no white flour is generally a good thing, but the rest is hippie mumbo jumbo, or misguided
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on May 10, 2016, 09:55:08 PM
I bet he eats activated almonds
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: JFIF on May 10, 2016, 10:23:17 PM
I think a lot of it is bullshit.

No sugar and no white flour is generally a good thing, but the rest is hippie mumbo jumbo, or misguided

what's mumbo jumbo about organic ingredients and coconut oil? "Mostly vegetarian meals" means he still eats meat and dairy protein occasionally.

He eats extremely clean and natural.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ukilledkenny on May 12, 2016, 10:26:31 AM
The label organic is pretty mumbo jumboey. No real standard for it and as my one friend always likes to point out arsenic is organic.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on May 12, 2016, 02:01:12 PM
The label organic is pretty mumbo jumboey. No real standard for it and as my one friend always likes to point out arsenic is organic.

So is hoo-ha.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: JFIF on May 12, 2016, 02:38:25 PM
The label organic is pretty mumbo jumboey. No real standard for it and as my one friend always likes to point out arsenic is organic.

Organic certification is fairly consistent.

We're not talking about the FDA and "nutritional supplements", which for many years allowed you sell basically anything since it doesn't fall under their jurisdiction.

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ukilledkenny on May 12, 2016, 04:23:59 PM


I don't know if it's as solid as you think. Either way I bet Tom and Gisele would be indistinguishable from their current selves if they were following the same diet with the peasant level vegetables.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: JFIF on May 12, 2016, 05:04:09 PM
I don't know the minutia of most of it, but I'm saying the fact a regulatory body exists means it's harder to be "mumbo jumbo".  Now is it possible there's some inconsistencies or fundamental issues with the system? It's certainly possible, but without data or citing specific examples we're just blow harding.

People don't eat organic foods because they have superior macronutrients. I imagine because of the lack of genetic modification sometimes they're even inferior on a gram to gram basis by that metric.

Most people eat organic food because they're afraid of cancer and pesticides.

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on May 12, 2016, 05:37:14 PM
Gronkowski will be on the cover of Madden 2017

RIP
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on May 12, 2016, 05:44:07 PM
Gronkowski will be on the cover of Madden 2017

RIP

Hopefully he gets tried for murder this summer

Or just murdered
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on May 12, 2016, 08:08:26 PM
Gronkowski will be on the cover of Madden 2017

RIP

He's also on the cover of the new GQ.

I really wish I could hate him more than I do.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: JFIF on May 12, 2016, 08:15:18 PM
He's also on the cover of the new GQ.

I really wish I could hate him more than I do.

he's a lovable benign meathead who happens to be the best ever at his position.

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on May 12, 2016, 08:26:42 PM
he's a lovable benign meathead who happens to be the best ever at his position.



I don't think you can put that any better, that's a perfect description.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 13, 2016, 12:55:53 PM
He's also on the cover of the new GQ.

I really wish I could hate him more than I do.

So was Sanchez, never kept me from hating him
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 13, 2016, 03:41:20 PM
He's also on the cover of the new GQ.

I really wish I could hate him more than I do.

Watching his gargantuan, retard, caveman family refuse to leave the stage so they can celebrate during the Draft while another player was walking on to accept his jersey and ballcap is pretty much all the reason I need.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: JFIF on May 13, 2016, 08:13:00 PM
That is some crazy derriere genes though. That many brothers (or sons, depending on how you look at it) in the NFL

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: JFIF on May 23, 2016, 11:30:40 AM
freak this dipshit and his appeals

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/15674493/tom-brady-new-england-patriots-files-appeal-court-decision-upheld-four-game-suspension-deflategate
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on May 23, 2016, 05:16:45 PM
Just because the article mentions the possibility that Brady's suspension gets "delayed", would it be worse for him/the Pats if Brady's suspension got put off a few weeks ?

For example instead of him missing the first 4 games (and then playing the rest of the season straight through) him missing like weeks 6-10 or something

Or would it ultimately not make much of a difference ?

I think its unlikely to happen, but still
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on May 23, 2016, 05:50:23 PM
Just because the article mentions the possibility that Brady's suspension gets "delayed", would it be worse for him/the Pats if Brady's suspension got put off a few weeks ?

For example instead of him missing the first 4 games (and then playing the rest of the season straight through) him missing like weeks 6-10 or something

Or would it ultimately not make much of a difference ?

I think its unlikely to happen, but still
I think it's either going to happen as scheduled or delayed for the entire year.  No in between.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on May 23, 2016, 07:04:32 PM
That bundle of sticks will probably delay the process a season longer and will retire
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on May 23, 2016, 07:11:56 PM
That bundle of sticks will probably delay the process a season longer and will retire
I'm pretty sure he'll get lucky and delay this excrement for another year, but he won't retire unless a major injury happens.  poopchute likes playing too much.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 14, 2016, 09:33:34 AM
A patriots fan at work just told me, "Yeah Hackenberg has been awful in OTAs"


Oh.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on June 14, 2016, 09:36:44 AM
A patriots fan at work just told me, "Yeah Hackenberg has been awful in OTAs"


Oh.

I'll hold out for the wisdom that pizza bitch will bestow upon you before i comment.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on June 14, 2016, 09:42:50 AM
I'll hold out for the wisdom that spicy pizza bitch will bestow upon you before i comment.

Fixed
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 14, 2016, 09:51:06 AM
I'll hold out for the wisdom that pizza bitch will bestow upon you before i comment.

She was too busy stuffing her face at 10:45 AM to comment
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 14, 2016, 09:51:22 AM
Fixed


Thank you.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on June 15, 2016, 10:49:51 PM

She was too busy stuffing her face at 10:45 AM to comment

Reminded me of this: http://www.theonion.com/video/man-says-freak-it-eats-lunch-at-1058-am-32181
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 04, 2016, 03:44:40 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/Edelman11/status/749683022484635648

Bahahahah
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: JFIF on July 13, 2016, 08:58:34 AM
hey hey hey

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/17045257/new-england-patriots-qb-tom-brady-deflategate-appeal-denied-2nd-us-circuit-court
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on July 13, 2016, 12:04:17 PM
Rapoport:Though there is no firm decision, the expectation is that #Patriots QB Tom Brady will attempt to take his case to the US Supreme Court.


Next he will take it to the intergalactic court of upright beings.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on July 13, 2016, 12:08:57 PM
When the Supreme Court ultimately tells him to freak off he will only have two options left. Retire or kill himself. Either is fine with me
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on July 13, 2016, 12:10:24 PM
The level of hubris required for Brady to think that his being suspended for four games of football is a matter important enough for SCOTUS to consider is breathtaking.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on July 13, 2016, 01:40:12 PM
Brady's support of Trump may be his downfall.

Quote
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/07/13/ruth-bader-ginsburg-is-the-key-to-tom-bradys-short-term-fate/

We all owe Tommy a beer.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: JFIF on July 13, 2016, 04:14:58 PM
Brady's support of Trump may be his downfall.

We all owe Tommy a beer.

That's a really dumb Florio article premise even for Florio's diarrhea standards.

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on July 13, 2016, 04:18:28 PM
When the Supreme Court ultimately tells him to freak off he will only have two options left. Retire or kill himself. Either is fine with me

Why can't he do both?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on July 13, 2016, 04:19:39 PM
The level of hubris required for Brady to think that his being suspended for four games of football is a matter important enough for SCOTUS to consider is appalling.

Fixed in the Queens own.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on July 13, 2016, 04:20:39 PM
That's a really dumb Florio article premise even for Florio's diarrhea standards.



I wish a football player would Ray Rice him.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on July 13, 2016, 06:10:45 PM
The level of hubris required for Brady to think that his being suspended for four games of football is a matter important enough for SCOTUS to consider is breathtaking.

While I'm all for shitting on Brady that's not what the case is about. It's about Goodells ability to be judge jury and executioner
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on July 13, 2016, 06:36:35 PM
While I'm all for shitting on Brady that's not what the case is about. It's about Goodells ability to be judge jury and executioner

I am sorry but the SCOTUS should never have to review a petty case like this. Nobody gives a wet excrement and there's more pressing matters than this in the country. It's a freaking joke a professional athlete can wag his rooster and get a case reviewed. It's very similar when Congress had the balls to review steroid usage in baseball, like that's more important than gay marriage,transgender rights, and/or vetting federal judges to determine their suitability on that one all important position, their abortion views, As we all know every new case coming in front of SCOTUS is a ROE v. Wade argument.


Who gives a freak about Goodall's power of authority, it should be handled by the players association, not the US Congress and certainly not the SCOTUS, not now and not ever.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on July 13, 2016, 07:17:50 PM
While I'm all for shitting on Brady that's not what the case is about. It's about Goodells ability to be judge jury and executioner

OK. The level of hubris required for Brady to think that his being suspended for four games of football as result of the NFL following the exact process in the CBA as agreed to by the NFLPA is a matter important enough for SCOTUS to consider is breathtaking. Better?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on July 13, 2016, 09:05:09 PM
While I'm all for shitting on Brady that's not what the case is about. It's about Goodells ability to be judge jury and executioner

But he's not Judge Judy and executioner.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on July 13, 2016, 09:28:03 PM
But he's not Judge Judy and executioner.

I think we're all aware he's not judge judy
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on July 13, 2016, 11:55:32 PM
I think we're all aware he's not judge judy

Are we? Never seen both of them in the same place.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: guinness77 on July 14, 2016, 10:15:22 AM
But he's not Judge Judy and executioner.
I got this reference
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on July 14, 2016, 10:37:13 AM
I got this reference

The fact you didn't know Tommy's avatar negates any quote you may know for at least the next year.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on July 14, 2016, 02:48:48 PM
I got this reference

Ditto.  I'd have laughed harder at it in the movie if I didn't remember that Simpsons ep when Homer goes to live with the gay guys.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on July 15, 2016, 09:05:41 AM
Taking this case to SCOTUS (if they were to actually hear it) could result in a huge blow to the power of the NFLPA. Goodell's power comes entirely from collective bargaining. The players gave Goodell his power willingly. I highly doubt the Court would side against the NFL in this case and that could only embolden Goodell going forward.

If I were Dee Smith, I'd tell Tommyboi to STFU and take his medicine already.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on July 15, 2016, 10:47:16 AM
The Supreme Court handles a lot of cases, not only the high-profile once-in-a-generation types of constitutional related cases. You'd be surprised the stuff that gets to their desk. It just means that they have the final say in any case.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on July 15, 2016, 11:59:52 AM
Brady announced he isn't pursuing it anymore.  Suspension is ON!
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on July 15, 2016, 12:10:57 PM
Nice of him to finally admit his guilt.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 15, 2016, 12:22:21 PM
Nice of him to finally admit his guilt.

I was thinking the same exact thing
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on July 15, 2016, 01:56:58 PM
So now that he's admitted guilt he should be banned from the Hall of Fame and all titles should be vacated.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on July 15, 2016, 01:59:04 PM
So now that he's admitted guilt he should be banned from the Hall of Fame and all titles should be vacated.

seconded.


motion carried?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 15, 2016, 03:07:17 PM
seconded.


motion carried?

freaking confirmed
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on July 15, 2016, 04:36:18 PM
So now that he's admitted guilt he should be banned from the Hall of Fame and all titles should be vacated.

Stamped and certified
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on July 16, 2016, 08:07:20 AM
http://www.patriots.com/news/2016/07/15/statement-new-england-patriots-chairman-and-ceo-robert-kraft

(http://www.bargainblessings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/7192lljzkzL.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on July 16, 2016, 08:11:17 AM
http://www.patriots.com/news/2016/07/15/statement-new-england-patriots-chairman-and-ceo-robert-kraft

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160716/df2f04d57287e32e702cdb1690339f5e.jpg)

FYP
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on July 16, 2016, 08:14:00 AM
I know that image is popular on here, but it's actually a protest against deforestation.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on July 16, 2016, 08:17:50 AM
I know that image is popular on here, but it's actually a protest against deforestation.

I actually noticed that for the first time while looking it up just now.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on July 16, 2016, 08:50:52 AM
http://www.theonion.com/article/patriots-hoping-emaciated-tom-brady-will-end-hunge-53219
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on July 16, 2016, 08:53:55 AM
Who gives a rat's derriere? I noticed that when I first used it against you faggots in the whiny weather thread like three years ago.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on July 16, 2016, 11:09:35 AM
Who gives a rat's derriere? I noticed that when I first used it to get a giant tissue to mop up my big, whiny tears.

FYP
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on July 16, 2016, 11:33:27 AM
FYP


(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160716/df2f04d57287e32e702cdb1690339f5e.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on July 29, 2016, 08:29:43 AM
This morning a reporter asked Belichick if Garoppolo plays well would Brady still be the starter when he returns from suspension. Bilichick eyerolled and muttered "Jesus Christ."

He's an poopchute, but he's unintentionally funny.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on July 30, 2016, 02:16:23 PM
Jonathan Cooper carted off
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on July 30, 2016, 02:41:57 PM
Jonathan Cooper carted off

Shame that dude couldn't stay healthy.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on July 30, 2016, 04:45:55 PM
I completely forgot about that trade.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 09, 2016, 10:20:56 AM
Quote
Mike Reiss ‏@MikeReiss  47m47 minutes ago
Potential concern for Patriots as WR Julian Edelman took himself out of drill, slamming helmet to ground, and is now on back of cart.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 09, 2016, 10:47:50 AM
"Edelman was dominating the practice prior to the injury" -Rotoworld
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on August 09, 2016, 10:48:35 AM
"I hate Edelman" - MBGreen
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 09, 2016, 02:02:53 PM
Ninkovich is undergoing an MRI on his triceps
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 09, 2016, 02:22:27 PM
Edelman is apparently OK. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 09, 2016, 06:49:01 PM
Ninkovich is undergoing an MRI on his triceps

Torn triceps, out indefinitely
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 09, 2016, 08:18:18 PM
Torn triceps, out indefinitely

Good, freak him.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 09, 2016, 08:35:59 PM
Torn triceps, out indefinitely
I think they are saying October.  I can't stand that poopchute, he always burns the excrement out of us.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on August 09, 2016, 08:36:49 PM
dinkovich
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on August 09, 2016, 09:04:56 PM
Rough day for nyjunc
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 09, 2016, 09:20:57 PM
Schefter:

Patriots starting defensive end Rob Ninkovich now is expected to miss 4-6 weeks after tearing his triceps today, per source.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on August 09, 2016, 09:22:33 PM
Schefter:

Patriots starting defensive end Rob Ninkovich now is expected to miss 4-6 weeks after tearing his triceps today, per source.

Ninkovich can't even get injured properly. poopchute.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ukilledkenny on August 09, 2016, 09:31:23 PM
Edelman back in time for Jets game guaranteed.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on August 09, 2016, 09:53:58 PM

Rough day for nyjunc

Hahhahaha
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on August 09, 2016, 10:03:23 PM
I don't think we've heard from junc since Brady got hit with the suspension again.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on August 09, 2016, 10:16:17 PM
I don't think we've heard from junc since Brady got hit with the suspension again.

junc is still on the front steps of the court house...appealing Brady's suspension.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on August 09, 2016, 10:28:50 PM
junc is still on the front steps of the court house...appealing Brady's suspension.

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160810/f73938eed0c9a5b4ea272e2e147d153a.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 11, 2016, 08:41:50 PM
Rookie Malcom Mitchell suffered a gruesome elbow injury

Be surprised if he does anything this season

Generally glad when bad things happen to the Pats, but being he's a rookie and how gruesome it was actually feel bad for the guy
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 11, 2016, 08:43:56 PM
https://www.google.com/amp/screengrabber.deadspin.com/patriots-rookie-malcolm-mitchell-suffers-grotesque-elbo-1785182324/amp?client=ms-android-verizon

Injury is last 10 seconds of video
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on August 11, 2016, 08:45:20 PM
That kid can't stay healthy
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 11, 2016, 09:02:05 PM
Looked like a hyperextended elbow rather than a bone break. Nasty, but if he's lucky he might be OK.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 11, 2016, 09:14:57 PM
Two physical therapist I know speculate it's a torn UCL plus an elbow dislocation.

If it's the UCL he could be fucked
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on August 11, 2016, 09:20:30 PM
Two physical therapist I know speculate it's a torn UCL plus an elbow dislocation.

They are both faggots
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 11, 2016, 09:22:24 PM
They are both faggots

We still all doing dinner Saturday?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on August 11, 2016, 09:23:09 PM
We still all doing dinner Saturday?

Carmine's!
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 12, 2016, 09:55:32 AM
hahahah
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 18, 2016, 05:25:06 PM
Quote
Patriots DT Alan Branch has notified teammates he's been suspended, according to sources informed of the situation. Awaiting more details.

Apparently the team suspended him not the league.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 18, 2016, 07:40:18 PM
Hahahahha!!!

BREAKING: Brady misses start after slicing thumb with scissors prior to Thursday's preseason game https://t.co/38inBngO8y
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 18, 2016, 07:43:53 PM
Hahahahha!!!

BREAKING: Brady misses start after slicing thumb with scissors prior to Thursday's preseason game https://t.co/38inBngO8y

When I read that online I thought it was a joke

It's not
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 18, 2016, 07:45:06 PM
When I read that online I thought it was a joke

It's not
I didn't read this
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 18, 2016, 08:31:40 PM
Wonder how big of an impact it'll have if be misses essentially the entire preseason and then can't practice with the team for 4 weeks
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on August 18, 2016, 08:52:33 PM
I'm sure he'll play week 3 but if he doesn't I fully anticipate the bundle of sticks coming in week 5 without missing a beat
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 18, 2016, 09:10:25 PM
Well rotoworld reported it as a "laceration"

And his agent sent out this text  "An accident occurred and Tom will be okay in time."

Sounds like be could miss the preseason. Of course I haven't even seen reports whether it happened on his throwing hand or not.

Wonder if the NFL investigates him for tampering with his cleats
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: casman02 on August 21, 2016, 11:14:35 AM
More injury news


Jim McBride
‏@globejimmcbride
BREAKING: #Patriots RB Dion Lewis needs 2d knee surgery, league source confirms. Timetable for his return is uncertain. Tore ACL last Nov. 8

Jim McBride
‏@globejimmcbride
BREAKING: #Patriots OT Sebastian Vollmer, who has been on PUP with an undisclosed injury, is likely headed to IR, per league source.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 21, 2016, 11:33:10 AM
^good, fuckem.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on August 21, 2016, 11:36:08 AM
^good, fuckem.

Anything to help them start 1-3 or worse, I am all in favor of.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on August 21, 2016, 11:45:37 AM
Patriots OG Shaq Mason is out indefinitely with a broken hand.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 21, 2016, 12:16:39 PM
Nothing matters until it's Brady long-term.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 21, 2016, 01:18:53 PM
Nothing matters until it's Brady long-term.


I think Gronk would be rather devastating as well

Although then Bennett would just become a superstar
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 24, 2016, 08:34:20 AM
Quote
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet
A stunner: Former starting center Bryan Stork is being released by the #Patriots today, I'm told. Crazy.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on August 24, 2016, 08:38:10 AM
The tank job by the Patriots is in full effect
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 24, 2016, 08:39:08 AM
Interesting.  I don't understand why they did this, but he could be a valuable piece for a team.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 24, 2016, 09:00:28 AM
Apparently a mix of concussions, bad attitude and losing his job to some UDFA nobody.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 24, 2016, 12:14:38 PM
Maybe this is their plan to get Bradys replacement
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 24, 2016, 01:48:55 PM
Quote
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  1m1 minute ago
Wow. #Patriots didn’t cut C Bryan Stork after all… they traded him to the #Redskins, source said. That was unexpected.

Probably got 9 first rounders for him.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 24, 2016, 01:52:50 PM
Quote
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  38s39 seconds ago
The #Patriots traded C Bryan Stork to the #Redskins in exchange for a conditional draft pick, source said. Deal being worked out now.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 24, 2016, 03:12:09 PM
Probably got 9 first rounders for him.

freaking cocksuckers

Now they save cap space and possibly get something for him
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 24, 2016, 03:16:24 PM
freaking cocksuckers

Now they save cap space and possibly get something for him

They saved well under $1 million in cap space and might get a 7th rounder.  Whoopdie excrement.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 24, 2016, 03:47:17 PM
Quote
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  3m3 minutes ago
As for the not cut, now traded #Redskins C Bryan Stork... He's now weighing retirement, I'm told. Not definitive. But pondering. For real.

lolz
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on August 24, 2016, 03:47:27 PM
Per Rappaport

As for the not cut, now traded #Redskins C Bryan Stork... He's now weighing retirement, I'm told. Not definitive. But pondering. For real.

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.


Edit: dammit bo
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on August 24, 2016, 04:01:22 PM

Per Rappaport

As for the not cut, now traded #Redskins C Bryan Stork... He's now weighing retirement, I'm told. Not definitive. But pondering. For real.

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on August 24, 2016, 09:04:16 PM
Apparently the Pats are the best at everything:

https://youtu.be/TyJnITy_-_8
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 25, 2016, 01:03:46 PM
Quote
Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 
Browns are trading the sixth overall pick from the 2013 draft, LB Barkevious Mingo, to the New England Patriots, per source.

I'm sure they trade raped the Browns.  He'll probably do well there.  Or not.  Who knows.  $5 million rental.

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on August 25, 2016, 01:18:06 PM
Browns are trying to be the first team with 100 selections in a single NFL draft
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 25, 2016, 01:24:32 PM
I'm sure they trade raped the Browns.  He'll probably do well there.  Or not.  Who knows.  $5 million rental.



freaking hate this excrement

It's a huge part of the reason the Pats are so good, they can consistently make trades with the worst run franchises in the NFL and completely take advantage of them

It's probably for like a conditional 6th round pick
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 25, 2016, 01:25:49 PM
Mingo has been consistently excrement since he came into the NFL. I doubt he amounts to much with the Patriots.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 25, 2016, 01:45:41 PM
$5.2 million is a lot to pay a depth LB
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on August 25, 2016, 01:46:48 PM
freaking hate this excrement

It's a huge part of the reason the Pats are so good, they can consistently make trades with the worst run franchises in the NFL and completely take advantage of them

It's probably for like a conditional 6th round pick
Can't call it trade rape when we don't know the terms
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 25, 2016, 01:58:03 PM
Can't call it trade rape when we don't know the terms

It's the Pats

I'd be shocked if they gave up anymore than the 6th

And even the cap space isn't  a big deal since they just got the skins to take their unwanted trash
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on August 25, 2016, 02:00:31 PM
Mingo sucks.

Nothing to see here.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on August 25, 2016, 02:02:45 PM
It's the Pats

I'd be shocked if they gave up anymore than the 6th

And even the cap space isn't  a big deal since they just got the skins to take their unwanted trash
Even if they did get him for a 2018 conditional 7th Mingo sucked and was not worth anywhere near his salary.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 25, 2016, 02:03:47 PM
It's the Pats

I'd be shocked if they gave up anymore than the 6th

And even the cap space isn't  a big deal since they just got the skins to take their unwanted trash

Stork was due $700K.  Mingo is due $5.2 million.  Not comparable.

Since the Pats are taking on that salary, I would hope they didn't give up much.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on August 25, 2016, 02:08:29 PM
I hope they gave up Brady's buttplug as a penalty for the suspension.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 25, 2016, 02:56:42 PM
Quote
The Patriots are sending their 2017 fifth-round pick to the Browns in the Barkevious Mingo trade
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on August 25, 2016, 09:23:53 PM
Stork was due $700K.  Mingo is due $5.2 million.  Not comparable.

Since the Pats are taking on that salary, I would hope they didn't give up much.

Didn't they just trade chandler jones, a much better player, on a cheaper salary, a couple months back?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 25, 2016, 09:28:24 PM
Didn't they just trade chandler jones, a much better player, on a cheaper salary, a couple months back?

They did get a guard who supposedly has (or had?) elite potential and a 2nd round pick for him.

I think Jones is playing under the 5th year option this year

So his salary is 8 million fully guaranteed

And it was around the same time he got caught high as freak in a police station or whatever
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 26, 2016, 08:33:01 PM
They did get a guard who supposedly has (or had?) elite potential and a 2nd round pick for him.

I think Jones is playing under the 5th year option this year

So his salary is 8 million fully guaranteed

And it was around the same time he got caught high as freak in a police station or whatever

No
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 29, 2016, 07:43:09 AM
Pats cut Pot Roast
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 29, 2016, 08:05:20 AM
Stork failed his medical at Washington and remains a Patriot for now.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 29, 2016, 08:06:49 AM
Stork failed his medical at Washington and remains a Patriot for now.
Bahaha
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 29, 2016, 08:43:11 AM
I wonder if they'll still trade for him once he can pass it

I hope not

I wonder if new England will just stash him on the PUP or release him with an injury settlement if it ultimately comes down to that decision
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 29, 2016, 08:44:59 AM
I wonder if they'll still trade for him once he can pass it

I hope not

I wonder if new England will just stash him on the PUP or release him with an injury settlement if it ultimately comes down to that decision
Who would trade for him after he just failed a physical?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 29, 2016, 08:55:42 AM
I wonder if they'll still trade for him once he can pass it

I hope not

I wonder if new England will just stash him on the PUP or release him with an injury settlement if it ultimately comes down to that decision

He's not going to pass it, it's almost certainly concussion-related and he's probably going to have to retire.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 29, 2016, 10:29:45 AM
Who would trade for him after he just failed a physical?

They're the Redskins

And he's a talented offensive lineman relatively cheap
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 29, 2016, 10:30:05 AM
He's not going to pass it, it's almost certainly concussion-related and he's probably going to have to retire.

Hopefully he doesn't retire until after they cut him

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 29, 2016, 06:00:03 PM
Stork got waived

Does that mean the Pats will have to eat his salary and or possibly an injury settlement?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on August 29, 2016, 06:30:17 PM
Stork got waived

Does that mean the Pats will have to eat his salary and or possibly an injury settlement?

Who freaking cares
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on August 29, 2016, 06:48:51 PM
Who freaking cares
3 solid honks

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 30, 2016, 05:06:10 PM
Patriots placed Vollmer on PUP/Reserve. Not expected to play this season. Brady might have picked a good year to have a few games off.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 31, 2016, 12:06:21 AM
Patriots placed Vollmer on PUP/Reserve. Not expected to play this season. Brady might have picked a good year to have a few games off.

Hopefully what's left of their Oline is decimated by week 5
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on September 01, 2016, 08:04:25 PM
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-new-england-patriots-1786042247
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 02, 2016, 01:21:17 PM
Ninkovich suspended 4 games for banned substance.  Hahahahha, fuckem.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 02, 2016, 01:22:23 PM
Would be better if he wasn't already missing time due to injury
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 02, 2016, 02:24:41 PM
Would be better if he wasn't already missing time due to injury

Does the NFL do anything to make sure the suspension only counts when a player is healthy?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 02, 2016, 02:36:05 PM
Does the NFL do anything to make sure the suspension only counts when a player is healthy?

No real way to do that, teams would just take an injured and suspended player off the injured list in order to make the suspension kick in and then re-list him as injured after the suspension was finished. Bit like baseball clubs appealing a suspension until a player's due a rest day and then dropping the appeal.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 02, 2016, 03:12:18 PM
No real way to do that, teams would just take an injured and suspended player off the injured list in order to make the suspension kick in and then re-list him as injured after the suspension was finished. Bit like baseball clubs appealing a suspension until a player's due a rest day and then dropping the appeal.

Make them pass a physical or something?  If they can't pass the physical the suspension shouldn't kick in until they do


Or what about cases where a player is forced out because of the concussion protocol, or on tbe PUP
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 08, 2016, 11:39:55 AM
Ian Rappoport just said on 660 that he expects the patriots defense to be "nasty". In talks with a few patriots fans in the past couple months they've issued similar opinions.

Based on what? How have they improved from last year? They traded Chandler Jones and Ninkovich is out for at least 4 weeks. Who else did they add? Chris long? Pretty sure they already cut Terrance knighton. Jamie Collins and Devin McCourty are really good, Malcolm butler and donta Hightower are above average, but I don't see a ton of talent on that defense. I can't name anyone on there DLine expect Malcom brown (if he's starting) and have no clue who their pass rushers or other safety are. Maybe I'm missing something.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on September 08, 2016, 11:50:35 AM

Ian Rappoport just said on 660 that he expects the patriots defense to be "nasty". In talks with a few patriots fans in the past couple months they've issued similar opinions.

Based on what? How have they improved from last year? They traded Chandler Jones and Ninkovich is out for at least 4 weeks. Who else did they add? Chris long? Pretty sure they already cut Terrance knighton. Jamie Collins and Devin McCourty are really good, Malcolm butler and donta Hightower are above average, but I don't see a ton of talent on that defense. I can't name anyone on there DLine expect Malcom brown (if he's starting) and have no clue who their pass rushers or other safety are. Maybe I'm missing something.

Based on the fact that most are delusional Patriots fans.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 08, 2016, 11:59:12 AM
Ian Rappoport just said on 660 that he expects the patriots defense to be "nasty". In talks with a few patriots fans in the past couple months they've issued similar opinions.

Based on what? How have they improved from last year? They traded Chandler Jones and Ninkovich is out for at least 4 weeks. Who else did they add? Chris long? Pretty sure they already cut Terrance knighton. Jamie Collins and Devin McCourty are really good, Malcolm butler and donta Hightower are above average, but I don't see a ton of talent on that defense. I can't name anyone on there DLine expect Malcom brown (if he's starting) and have no clue who their pass rushers or other safety are. Maybe I'm missing something.

Chris Long is pretty good, and Jabaal Sheard was very good last year. I agree that I don't see it as being hugely improved on last year, it's decent but it's not terrifying.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 08, 2016, 12:07:05 PM
They'll do the same excrement as every year.  Give up a metric ton of yards but get a turnover in the redzone.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 09, 2016, 05:41:53 PM
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Rob Gronkowski (questionable, hamstring) isn't expected to play Sunday night against the Cardinals.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 09, 2016, 05:42:28 PM
Crappolol gon die
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 09, 2016, 08:34:49 PM
Crappolol gon die


Pats better get freaking annihilated
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2016, 08:57:24 AM
I overheard the same patriots fan I mentioned a few posts ago advising a co-worker that he should start Victor Cruz over John Brown because Brown has to go up against "that nasty Patriots secondary"


Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2016, 11:05:00 AM
I overheard the same patriots fan I mentioned a few posts ago advising a co-worker that he should start Victor Cruz over John Brown because Brown has to go up against "that nasty Patriots secondary"

I hope those assholes start Gronk in their fantasy teams, no self respecting pat would ever be injured, the NFL won't allow it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2016, 12:58:03 PM
Apparently almost the Patriots entire offensive line could be out. Would be hysterical if their backup gets knocked out for an extended period of time


Patriots LT Nate Solder (hamstring) has been ruled out for Week 1.
The Pats also ruled out RG Jonathan Cooper (foot), in addition to Rob Gronkowski (hamstring). Backup RG Shaq Mason (hand) is listed as questionable. The Patriots lost RT Sebastian Vollmer (shoulder) and RB Dion Lewis (knee) to reserve/PUP in the preseason. Tom Brady is suspended. On Sunday night, this extremely shorthanded offense will take on a Cardinals defense that shuts down enemy rushing attacks and blitzes with the highest frequency in football. Jimmy Garoppolo's first-ever regular season start could be an ugly one.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2016, 12:58:45 PM
And I'd take Cruz over brown too. Not because of the patriots awesome defense, but because I expect them to get annihilated so Arizona doesn't have to throw

Also I had to Google him because who the freak knows who John Brown is
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 10, 2016, 01:08:04 PM
Also I had to Google him because who the freak knows who John Brown is

lolwut
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2016, 01:13:41 PM
lolwut

Guys the #3 receiver for a team in the middle of nowhere that's known for its elite defense.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on September 10, 2016, 01:19:24 PM
Guys the #3 receiver for a team in the middle of nowhere that's known for its elite defense.

Who has Bruce Arians and Carson Palmer and a strong passing game with a weak rushing game.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 10, 2016, 01:20:46 PM
Guys the #3 receiver for a team in the middle of nowhere that's known for its elite defense.

It's amusing that you assume your apparent lack of knowledge is shared.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 10, 2016, 01:21:46 PM
Who has Bruce Arians and Carson Palmer and a strong passing game with a weak rushing game.

Eh, I don't know about that. David Johnson could become a top three back this year.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2016, 01:48:40 PM
Guys the #3 receiver for a team in the middle of nowhere that's known for its elite defense.

You are a freaking idiot. Just keep that excrement to yourself next time rather than self promoting your stupidity.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2016, 01:59:20 PM
Who has Bruce Arians and Carson Palmer and a strong passing game with a weak rushing game.

Palmer has had how many legit good seasons since his career changing injury?  One?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2016, 02:49:58 PM
This thread is putrid.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2016, 03:18:55 PM
Is John Brown related to Michael Brown?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2016, 03:43:32 PM
You are a freaking idiot. Just keep that excrement to yourself next time rather than self promoting your stupidity.
+1

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2016, 03:49:48 PM
This thread is putrid.

To be fair it was an lolpats thread that turned into an loldontknowthecards wheel of dumb.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on September 10, 2016, 04:50:49 PM
Eh, I don't know about that. David Johnson could become a top three back this year.

In terms of the past two years, I guess is what I meant.

But frankly I think it's a little unlikely Johnson takes that big a leap this quickly. He's going to be good, but I don't think he's going to be a top five back in the league this season.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 19, 2016, 07:48:55 AM
Looks like Garoppolo has a sprained AC joint. Not too serious but not likely to play Thursday.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 20, 2016, 09:58:38 PM
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The Boston Herald reports the Patriots are "putting pressure" on Jimmy Garoppolo (shoulder) to be ready for Thursday's game, and have "(reminded) him Tom Brady played through a similar injury on multiple occasions throughout his career."

Per reporter Jeff Howe, Garoppolo is "still struggling to lift his right arm," so it continues to seem like his supposed up-in-the-air status is just a ruse. Garoppolo will be listed as "limited" again on Wednesday, but we'd be shocked if he started Thursday night's game against the Texans.

This was an lol for me
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 21, 2016, 09:31:48 AM
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Julian Edelman - WR - Patriots
The Patriots "have done extensive preparation" this week to prepare Julian Edelman as the backup quarterback for Week 3 against the Texans.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on September 21, 2016, 09:39:32 AM
Any of this excrement happens to any other team they'd be fucked, but the Pats will somehow manage to go fuckn 4-0 without Brady. Even 2-2 with Brady returning is such bullshit from a Jet fans point of view.

God I hate that franchise so much.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 21, 2016, 11:03:17 AM
Any of this excrement happens to any other team they'd be fucked, but the Pats will somehow manage to go fuckn 4-0 without Brady. Even 2-2 with Brady returning is such bullshit from a Jet fans point of view.

God I hate that franchise so much.

Could hope he comes back missing a step

Though I'm not holding my breath
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ScotlandJet on September 22, 2016, 06:25:31 AM
Garopollo officially listed as doubtful. I think this injury is more serious than the evil empire are saying. Lets hope the hapless Texans give the newbie roughing up.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on September 22, 2016, 08:03:38 AM
Garopollo officially listed as doubtful. I think this injury is more serious than the evil empire are saying. Lets hope the hapless Texans give the newbie roughing up.

Could be, or they could be bullshitting to get the other side to think that they'll be facing the third stringer and possibly Edelman. I don't believe anything that comes from that franchise.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: JFIF on September 22, 2016, 08:08:21 AM
Could be, or they could be bullshitting to get the other side to think that they'll be facing the third stringer and possibly Edelman. I don't believe anything that comes from that franchise.

That's not how a doubtful tag works.

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 22, 2016, 08:11:42 AM
If Brissett starts tonight, the Giants will be the only remaining team in the league to have never started a black QB.

BLM should have a sit in at Metlife to force them to start Josh Johnson.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on September 22, 2016, 08:27:09 AM

That's not how a doubtful tag works.

The tags means nothing.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 22, 2016, 10:19:37 AM
Courtney Fallon ‏@CourtneyFallon

I'm being told Jacoby Brissett will start at QB for #Patriots tonight. Jimmy Garoppolo will be active, but dress as his backup, per source.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 22, 2016, 11:27:35 AM
Any of this excrement happens to any other team they'd be fucked, but the Pats will somehow manage to go fuckn 4-0 without Brady. Even 2-2 with Brady returning is such bullshit from a Jet fans point of view.

God I hate that franchise so much.
The worst thing is that both the Jets and Patriots needed to survive opponents' 47-yard field goals with under a minute left in Week 1. Bengals made it, Cardinals missed it. You reverse those two kicks, and all of a sudden, the narratives flip on their face.

If the Jets have any chance at the division, tonight is a big game for us.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 22, 2016, 02:03:49 PM
That's not how a doubtful tag works.



I think you're both right

The patriots have been accused of playing games with designations for a long time, although the rules do limit that
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Koz on September 27, 2016, 07:05:51 AM
http://nypost.com/2016/09/26/how-is-brady-spending-the-deflategate-suspension-nude-sunbathing/
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 02, 2016, 11:38:45 AM
Brissett starting. Really don't want either team to win this.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on October 02, 2016, 11:42:11 AM
Brissett starting. Really don't want either team to win this.

SLW

There's only one choice.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 08, 2016, 04:08:33 PM
Lol

Patriots waived OG Jonathan Cooper.
Cooper opened training camp as the starting right guard, but a foot injury on the third day of camp changed his trajectory. Now the former No. 7 overall pick is looking for his third team this year after the Cardinals sent him to New England as part of the Chandler Jones deal in March. He should find one, but he is running out of chances.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 17, 2016, 10:42:28 PM
In terms of the past two years, I guess is what I meant.

But frankly I think it's a little unlikely Johnson takes that big a leap this quickly. He's going to be good, but I don't think he's going to be a top five back in the league this season.

How you feeling about this now, Libero?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on October 18, 2016, 04:35:12 AM
How you feeling about this now, Libero?

I think he's a stellar back that we made look a hell of a lot better than he is, because with 0 starting linebacker talent, Sheldon Richardson was playing linebacker about 30% of the game.

Also since week one, our vaunted DL has been freaking terrible. I will say again, either we seriously overestimated how good these guys are, or our coaching is so bad and refuses to put them in places to succeed.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on October 18, 2016, 07:37:40 AM
I think we should close all the lol threads until such time as the Jets aren't the most lol bad team in the NFL
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on October 18, 2016, 09:22:35 AM
I think we should close all the lol threads until such time as the Jets aren't the most lol bad team in the NFL
We'll move all those threads into your sandbox so u can close them.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 26, 2016, 07:58:42 PM
But frankly I think it's a little unlikely Johnson takes that big a leap this quickly. He's going to be good, but I don't think he's going to be a top five back in the league this season.

Currently leading the league in all purpose yards. Not backs, the entire league. 1004 yards in 7 games. You sticking with this?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on November 14, 2016, 10:20:53 PM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000739731/article/pete-carroll-on-patriots-stadium-its-not-a-great-place

You tell 'em, Pete.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on November 15, 2016, 09:36:28 AM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000739731/article/pete-carroll-on-patriots-stadium-its-not-a-great-place

You tell 'em, Pete.
Met Life is even worse
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on December 20, 2016, 03:57:01 PM
Star New England Patriot player found to have murdered several more people under the guidance and sponsorship of Bill Belichick and Robert Kraft

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18320374/aaron-hernandez-identified-shooter-double-slaying
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on December 20, 2016, 06:30:54 PM
Star New England Patriot player found to have murdered several more people under the guidance and sponsorship of Bill Belichick and Robert Kraft

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18320374/aaron-hernandez-identified-shooter-double-slaying
So essentially, Bill Belichick is a murderer.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on December 20, 2016, 10:37:52 PM
So essentially, Bill Belichick is a murderer.

Yes, he's murdered the votes and dreams of the AFC East for a decade plus. I am all for him going to federal gang bang prison and get derriere raped daily.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on December 20, 2016, 11:59:06 PM
Yes, he's murdered the votes and dreams of the AFC East for a decade plus. I am all for him going to federal gang bang prison and get derriere raped daily.
So he so he elected Trump?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on December 21, 2016, 12:52:36 AM
So he so he elected Trump?

It was supposed to be hopes, I hate freaking tablets. lol But yeah he's Trump.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 21, 2017, 11:16:43 AM
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ESPN's Chris Mortensen reports Chip Kelly will meet with Bill Belichick after missing out on the Jaguars' offensive coordinator job.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 23, 2017, 02:05:50 PM
"I'm drunk, I'm stupid, I'm a Pats fan" -- Dennis Harrison to police after being arrested for pulling a fire alarm at Steelers' hotel
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: sg3 on January 23, 2017, 07:04:22 PM
"I'm drunk, I'm stupid, I'm a Pats fan" -- Dennis Harrison to police after being arrested for pulling a fire alarm at Steelers' hotel
Actually all three go together like bacon, eggs and homefries
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 25, 2017, 09:22:53 AM
Can't wait to see their stadium about three years into the post-Brady/Bellichick era. It's going to look like Yankee Stadium in those 80s Don Mattingly highlights.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on January 25, 2017, 09:29:20 AM
Can't wait to see their stadium about three years into the post-Brady/Bellichick era. It's going to look like Yankee Stadium in those 80s Don Mattingly highlights.

You won't be around for it because Brady is playing into his 70s.

#ThanksSatan
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: sg3 on January 25, 2017, 09:29:41 AM
Can't wait to see their stadium about three years into the post-Brady/Bellichick era. It's going to look like Yankee Stadium in those 80s Don Mattingly highlights.
Probably closer to 3 weeks or 3 minutes

It will be just like the good old days of Shaeffer Stadium with the empty steel benches and Boston fans focusing on Saux Haut Stove all Autumn and Winter
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on January 25, 2017, 09:53:40 AM
Can't wait to see their stadium about three years into the post-Brady/Bellichick era. It's going to look like Yankee Stadium in those 80s Don Mattingly highlights.

Hey, I have fond memories of those $1 bleacher seats in the late 80s/early 90s.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 25, 2017, 11:03:12 AM
Hey, I have fond memories of those $1 bleacher seats in the late 80s/early 90s.

I bet. I remember some late season Jet games in the Kotite days, my friend and I sat behind Fireman Ed and a few other diehards, parked up close and got right out. Terrible record but great for convenience.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 25, 2017, 11:04:47 AM
You won't be around for it because Brady is playing into his 70s.

#ThanksSatan

Just turned 50, I'm staying in shape. If nothing else I'm going to outlast that f*cker.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 25, 2017, 11:06:06 AM
Probably closer to 3 weeks or 3 minutes

It will be just like the good old days of Shaeffer Stadium with the empty steel benches and Boston fans focusing on Saux Haut Stove all Autumn and Winter

Their awful turf that was all shiny when it rained and the over the top stars and stripes walls.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on January 25, 2017, 11:09:40 AM
I bet. I remember some late season Jet games in the Kotite days, my friend and I sat behind Fireman Ed and a few other diehards, parked up close and got right out. Terrible record but great for convenience.

That's what I'll never understand about the Knicks. Even when they were god awful (worse than now) prices were always astronomical.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on January 25, 2017, 11:33:51 AM
That's what I'll never understand about the Knicks. Even when they were god awful (worse than now) prices were always astronomical.

See also the Toronto Maple Leafs. Even at their miserable worst people were paying twice face value to sit in the nosebleeds.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on January 25, 2017, 11:50:06 AM
Every Pats fan I have met in the last five years has been a Parts fan thru the Grogan years it's  amazing.






an amazing bunch of bullshit.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 25, 2017, 12:56:33 PM
That's what I'll never understand about the Knicks. Even when they were god awful (worse than now) prices were always astronomical.

Can only chalk that up to the Garden. There were some lean years late 70s/early 80s, before Bernard King and then Ewing. Once the league got so huge in the 90s and the Knicks were good, they've been a hot ticket ever since regardless.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on January 25, 2017, 01:20:50 PM
Can only chalk that up to the Garden. There were some lean years late 70s/early 80s, before Bernard King and then Ewing. Once the league got so huge in the 90s and the Knicks were good, they've been a hot ticket ever since regardless.
It's 2017, what intangible draw does the Garden still have?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on January 25, 2017, 01:24:22 PM
Every Pats fan I have met in the last five years has been a Parts fan thru the Grogan years it's  amazing.






an amazing bunch of bullshit.

I have seen easily three times as many Patriots hats this week as I do normally. They're all coming out of the woodwork for their one game of the year. Cunts.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 25, 2017, 01:37:11 PM
It's 2017, what intangible draw does the Garden still have?

Location Location Location

And occaisional visits from LeBron, Curry, etc.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 25, 2017, 01:38:58 PM
I have seen easily three times as many Patriots hats this week as I do normally. They're all coming out of the woodwork for their one game of the year. Cunts.

Always the way. My next door neighbor is from China and a lot of times I see him outside doing his yard in his old Chicago Bulls jacket. Makes me laugh every time.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on January 25, 2017, 01:48:08 PM
Location Location Location

And occaisional visits from LeBron, Curry, etc.

Yeah, it's a great venue for taking clients out after work, and many of the big firms get all the good seats, which takes at least half the seats off the market. Then you have like 10,000 seats for metro area of about 20 million people who commute to Manhattan who would like to watch a game, plus tourists etc competing for seats, which drives the price up.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 25, 2017, 02:57:22 PM
Yeah, it's a great venue for taking clients out after work, and many of the big firms get all the good seats, which takes at least half the seats off the market. Then you have like 10,000 seats for metro area of about 20 million people who commute to Manhattan who would like to watch a game, plus tourists etc competing for seats, which drives the price up.

The train is right downstairs, you can walk from Port Authority, blocks from Times Square, hard to top that. When the Devils moved from a parking lot to a city with a train station, their attendance went up, too.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 26, 2017, 10:51:39 AM
It's 2017, what intangible draw does the Garden still have?

It's certainly not the quality of play. Knicks are 4th in attendance this year. 5th last year.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on March 11, 2017, 12:36:53 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/Patriots/comments/5yt3fw/wow_congrats_on_the_great_free_agent_pick_ups/
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on March 12, 2017, 07:49:53 PM
someone please light this thread on fire.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on March 12, 2017, 09:57:47 PM
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Source tells me Butler & his camp remain extremely frustrated by Pats position & Gilmore signing. Courting offers elsewhere. Wants new home

lmaoooo
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on March 26, 2017, 08:52:11 PM
Havent followed the story at all but

http://www.totalprosports.com/2017/03/26/how-a-deleted-text-message-may-get-aaron-hernandez-off-the-hook-for-double-murder/

Apparently Aaron Hernandez might actually not be guilty of murder

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 26, 2017, 09:01:55 PM
Havent followed the story at all but

http://www.totalprosports.com/2017/03/26/how-a-deleted-text-message-may-get-aaron-hernandez-off-the-hook-for-double-murder/

Apparently Aaron Hernandez might actually not be guilty of murder



Unless I'm misreading that, it says that the guy who got shot in the face might not actually know who shot him in the face, not that Hernandez definitely didn't do it. And isn't he also up for at least one other murder as well?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 26, 2017, 09:43:13 PM
Havent followed the story at all but

http://www.totalprosports.com/2017/03/26/how-a-deleted-text-message-may-get-aaron-hernandez-off-the-hook-for-double-murder/

Apparently Aaron Hernandez might actually not be guilty of murder



Did you even read this story?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 27, 2017, 04:04:31 PM
"As recently as two to three days ago, (Brady) assured me he’s willing to play six, seven more years," were Kraft's exact words. Kraft added that he's hopeful Bill Belichick will "coach into his 80s."
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on March 27, 2017, 04:08:32 PM
"As recently as two to three days ago, (Brady) assured me he’s willing to play six, seven more years," were Kraft's exact words. Kraft added that he's hopeful Bill Belichick will "coach into his 80s."
We need to draft the biggest scumbag pass rushers.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on March 27, 2017, 04:35:30 PM
"As recently as two to three days ago, (Brady) assured me he’s willing to play six, seven more years," were Kraft's exact words. Kraft added that he's hopeful Bill Belichick will "coach into his 80s."

I am willing to bet Peyton Manning said the same damn thing right after his greatest QB season of all time. Then a year or so later, he was absolute trash. In a way, I kind of hope Brady tries to play too long so we can at least have a season of watching him suck donkey dick. The mother fucker is NOT immortal, and he will die. It will happen soon, it's just a question of how long
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 27, 2017, 05:27:15 PM
We need to draft the biggest scumbag pass rushers.

Tim Williams says hi
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 27, 2017, 05:48:28 PM
He'll do it unless he gets injured.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 28, 2017, 10:39:55 AM
A few people told me when I was younger: "Just wait till you hit 40. It's like falling off a cliff." I always took it as absolute bullshit from people who didn't take proper care of themselves.

Up through 39 I felt invincible like nothing was ever going to stop me. Even the facts that I throw my back once or twice a year ever since I was 19 and I've had terrible knees ever since my catching days as a kid never slowed me down.

Maybe a month after I turned 40 it felt like my body was completely betraying me. The last couple of years has sucked. I still feel like I can do anything, but I always pay for it after I try.

I'm sure Brady is in far better physical condition than me, but the human body can only defy Father Time for so long. It's highly unlikely he's got more than 3 years left, and probably only 2 at the same level he's been at.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 28, 2017, 10:45:05 AM
Since I turned 40 I've been in the best physical shape of my life. I'm a bit sloppy right now but I'll be back close to marathon fitness by the end of the year. Age is less important than how you treat yourself.

Obviously if you're a professional athlete there's a certain degree of attrition, but there's no logical reason that 40 should be some kind of arbitrary cutoff point.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 28, 2017, 10:50:13 AM
Brady will be able to keep going for quite a while as long as the Pats continue to focus on the short passing game and Brady continues to avoid getting smoked in the pocket.  He's usually quite happy about cowering down to avoid oncoming rushers when it's obvious he can't avoid it.  If I were him, I'd be most concerned about a chronic shoulder injury turning him into noodle arm Brady over the next few years.  I think him getting killed in the pocket is not the most likely thing. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 28, 2017, 11:01:20 AM
Since I turned 40 I've been in the best physical shape of my life. I'm a bit sloppy right now but I'll be back close to marathon fitness by the end of the year. Age is less important than how you treat yourself.

Obviously if you're a professional athlete there's a certain degree of attrition, but there's no logical reason that 40 should be some kind of arbitrary cutoff point.

Certainly, you can continue to take care of yourself, but your body's ability to bounce back from injury starts slowing down. Taking physical punishment will take its toll. Hopefully, Brady gets hit more often these next couple of years.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on March 28, 2017, 01:17:51 PM
A few people told me when I was younger: "Just wait till you hit 40. It's like falling off a cliff." I always took it as absolute bullshit from people who didn't take proper care of themselves.

Up through 39 I felt invincible like nothing was ever going to stop me. Even the facts that I throw my back once or twice a year ever since I was 19 and I've had terrible knees ever since my catching days as a kid never slowed me down.

Maybe a month after I turned 40 it felt like my body was completely betraying me. The last couple of years has sucked. I still feel like I can do anything, but I always pay for it after I try.

I'm sure Brady is in far better physical condition than me, but the human body can only defy Father Time for so long. It's highly unlikely he's got more than 3 years left, and probably only 2 at the same level he's been at.


I turned 50 this winter and I still play in a basketball league with guys half my age. A guy on my team just turned 60 and while he's not what he was, is still good. He was amazing up until about 5-6 years ago so his decline is more noticeable than mine. Mediocrity is easier to maintain.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Fenwyr on March 28, 2017, 03:02:16 PM
Since I turned 40 I've been in the best physical shape of my life. I'm a bit sloppy right now but I'll be back close to marathon fitness by the end of the year. Age is less important than how you treat yourself.

Obviously if you're a professional athlete there's a certain degree of attrition, but there's no logical reason that 40 should be some kind of arbitrary cutoff point.
You dont get sacked running marathons. 
Just sayin.

My dad started running in his mid 40s, and at 70 he is in amazing shape and recently won his new age group, shocker, in the Sacramento marathon.

Keep running dude.  I need to get back into it soon.

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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on March 28, 2017, 04:40:22 PM
You dont get sacked running marathons. 
Just sayin.


This is a good point, too. Dan Marino just fell off a cliff around 98 or 99, it was a long time coming but it was glorious.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 29, 2017, 10:36:21 AM
That was my point. Sure, you can stay in shape well into old age. But being in good physical shape doesn't change the fact that the body will take longer to heal from injury the older you get.

Obviously, there isn't some arbitrary marker within human DNA that says "You've now made exactly 40 trips around that bright star in the daytime sky, time to fall apart!" But once you hit middle age your recovery time is going to become a factor whenever you deal with injury.

Regarding myself, I was speaking about how past injuries haunt me today at 42. As for Brady, at some point, he's going to get hit and the little voice in his head is going to say "That's the last one." I can't wait for that day--and it's almost certainly closer than he believes today.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on June 08, 2017, 03:22:45 PM
Adam Schefter‏Verified account @AdamSchefter · 7m7 minutes ago 

Patriots and WR Julian Edelman now have reached agreement on a multi-year contract extension, per sources. @MikeGarafolo predicted deal.




I hope Jamal Adams destroys this queynte.

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on June 20, 2017, 12:35:33 PM
Adam Schefter‏Verified account @AdamSchefter · 19s20 seconds ago 

Former Patriots and Chiefs tackle Ryan O’Callaghan comes out as gay:...



Tom Brady strikes again.

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on June 20, 2017, 01:18:48 PM
Adam Schefter‏Verified account @AdamSchefter · 19s20 seconds ago 

Former Patriots and Chiefs tackle Ryan O’Callaghan comes out as gay:...



Tom Brady strikes again.



Too bad he's not the center, Brady would never go in the shotgun again.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on July 28, 2017, 01:01:19 PM
Mike Garafolo ✔ @MikeGarafolo
No Rob Ninkovich on the field for the Pats for the second straight day. Belichick confirmed it's personal reasons. Said nothing further.

Rumour is that he's considering retirement. I honestly won't be sad to see the back of him, that fucker always seems to knock the excrement out of us.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on July 28, 2017, 01:09:04 PM
He definitely murdered a hooker.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on July 28, 2017, 01:28:45 PM
Those CTE results that were released the other day have a lot of guys thinking about their careers.

This sport, if it even exists anymore, is going to look a lot different in 10 years.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Jumbo on July 30, 2017, 02:13:23 PM
Mike Garafolo ✔ @MikeGarafolo
No Rob Ninkovich on the field for the Pats for the second straight day. Belichick confirmed it's personal reasons. Said nothing further.

Rumour is that he's considering retirement. I honestly won't be sad to see the back of him, that fucker always seems to knock the excrement out of us.

He's now officially retired
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on July 30, 2017, 06:35:00 PM
He's now officially retired
Good.  I'm sure someone will replace him that does the same excrement to the Jets but at least it won't be him.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 31, 2017, 07:59:01 AM
Good.  I'm sure someone will replace him that does the same excrement to the Jets but at least it won't be him.

Unfortunately trey flowers looks pretty good
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 18, 2017, 08:34:04 AM
Quote
Adam Schefter‏
Patriots fear DE Derek Rivers, their top draft choice this year, has suffered a season-ending knee injury, per @FieldYates and @MikeReiss.

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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on August 18, 2017, 09:11:49 AM
I'm pretty sure we were saying this last year, and the year before, but doesn't it seem like there are more injuries this year than previous years?

It just feels like every year the season-ending injury rate climbs. But it may just be a case of recency effect. Are there stats for injury rates? I tried to find some, but only found some articles about particular seasons.

Anyway, no tears here. freak the Patriots.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 18, 2017, 10:58:00 AM
Torn ACL and sprained LCL confirmed.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on August 18, 2017, 11:37:09 AM
Torn ACL and sprained LCL confirmed.

Going back to what I was saying before, maybe it's just more thorough reporting now, but it seems like more of these injuries are catastrophic where more than one ligament is torn; as opposed to "just" an ACL tear 10 years ago.

EDIT: Also, again, no tears. freak the Pats.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 18, 2017, 01:11:14 PM
Hypothetical question: with Long, Jones and Sheard gone, Ninkovich retired and now Rivers going down for the season, they're pretty light at DE. Given they're going for it this season as there's a very real shot that this is Brady's last season in NE, would you consider trading them Sheldon? He's a free agent at the end of this season anyway so there's a chance he could end up in NE anyway, but by trading him to them now we'd get some kind of return for him in a year when we don't care about winning anyway.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on August 18, 2017, 01:27:30 PM
Hypothetical question: with Long, Jones and Sheard gone, Ninkovich retired and now Rivers going down for the season, they're pretty light at DE. Given they're going for it this season as there's a very real shot that this is Brady's last season in NE, would you consider trading them Sheldon? He's a free agent at the end of this season anyway so there's a chance he could end up in NE anyway, but by trading him to them now we'd get some kind of return for him in a year when we don't care about winning anyway.

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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on August 18, 2017, 01:36:00 PM
Hypothetical question: with Long, Jones and Sheard gone, Ninkovich retired and now Rivers going down for the season, they're pretty light at DE. Given they're going for it this season as there's a very real shot that this is Brady's last season in NE, would you consider trading them Sheldon? He's a free agent at the end of this season anyway so there's a chance he could end up in NE anyway, but by trading him to them now we'd get some kind of return for him in a year when we don't care about winning anyway.

Belichick literally said he coached with Romeo Crennel with the Patriots, then another team, then back with the Patriots.

He won't even mention the Jets by name. Maccagnan could offer him Richardson in exchange for a pair of Belichick's old sweat socks and Belichick would tell him to go freak himself.

That said, if by some miracle Belichick wanted to trade the Jets a second-rounder or better? I'd take it in a heartbeat. Richardson is gone come free agency, so I'd take whatever I could get for him.

But I'd hate to see him help those assholes win yet another title this year.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 18, 2017, 02:26:42 PM
Hypothetical question: with Long, Jones and Sheard gone, Ninkovich retired and now Rivers going down for the season, they're pretty light at DE. Given they're going for it this season as there's a very real shot that this is Brady's last season in NE, would you consider trading them Sheldon? He's a free agent at the end of this season anyway so there's a chance he could end up in NE anyway, but by trading him to them now we'd get some kind of return for him in a year when we don't care about winning anyway.

No.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 25, 2017, 06:12:47 PM
Breer: Patriots WR Julian Edelman with what looked like a non-contact knee injury. Limping to the bench now.

Just got carted off.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 25, 2017, 06:27:42 PM
Good
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 25, 2017, 06:34:18 PM
Good
They'll still win it all, but maybe him missing the year will be a little solace.  Probably won't happen, but still.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 25, 2017, 07:03:07 PM
https://streamable.com/a0wo4
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on August 25, 2017, 07:03:53 PM
https://streamable.com/a0wo4

Too bad none of the Lions finished the job.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on August 25, 2017, 07:08:57 PM
freak that little piece of excrement.  Madden curse starting early on those douche bags.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 25, 2017, 07:18:09 PM
freak that little piece of excrement.  Madden curse starting early on those douche bags.
I think he annoys me as much as Brady.  He's a punk on the field.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 25, 2017, 07:21:50 PM
freak that little piece of excrement.  Madden curse starting early on those douche bags.

Hell Brady missing Edelman and Gronk for an extended period could be enough to cause a madden curse with his stats

Hopefully
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 25, 2017, 08:15:54 PM
The scary thing is they will be fine without Edelman.  The only thing stopping them is Brady going down.  Same thing every year.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 25, 2017, 08:21:18 PM
Most all of the usual Twitter video doctors are saying it's an ACL tear.  It's the little victories......

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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ukilledkenny on August 25, 2017, 08:29:53 PM
Hell Brady missing Edelman and Gronk for an extended period could be enough to cause a madden curse with his stats

Hopefully

They have a more talented version of what Edelman does still.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 25, 2017, 10:16:45 PM
I loled when I heard this news but I'm a bad person, so, meh.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 25, 2017, 10:17:45 PM
Hell Brady missing Edelman and Gronk for an extended period could be enough to cause a madden curse with his stats

Hopefully

Hey dude have you ever heard of this guy Brandin cooks?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 25, 2017, 10:18:40 PM
They have a more talented version of what Edelman does still.

Thanks. I tried to post this but it came out raciss.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on August 26, 2017, 12:48:35 AM
Bummer for them.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on August 26, 2017, 02:01:17 AM
They have a more talented version of what Edelman does still.

Brandin Cooks won't go over the middle and block like Julian Edelman does. 

It's a big loss for them even with the addition of Cooks. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: sg3 on August 26, 2017, 04:25:50 AM
The scary thing is they will be fine without Edelman.  The only thing stopping them is Brady going down.  Same thing every year.
Lord hear our prayer..

And there is the fact that only TWO NFL QBs aged 40+ have had a single successful full season without injury or total decline of production..

Moon and Favre

And NONE have had more than one.

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

even Beliache can't cheat this clock

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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 26, 2017, 07:10:53 AM
Lord hear our prayer..

And there is the fact that only TWO NFL QBs aged 40+ have had a single successful full season without injury or total decline of production..

Moon and Favre

And NONE have had more than one.

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

even Beliache can't cheat this clock

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That history vs. the curse of being a Jets fans.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Fenwyr on August 26, 2017, 09:52:57 AM
Hey dude have you ever heard of this guy Brandin cooks?
You mean the guy that's no longer available for trade in the FC?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on August 26, 2017, 11:34:16 AM
Brandin Cooks won't go over the middle and block like Julian Edelman does. 

It's a big loss for them even with the addition of Cooks. 

Belichick will just convert one of their DBs into a probowl wideout.

#TroyBrown
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 26, 2017, 12:01:41 PM
Quote
Adam Schefter‏ @AdamSchefter

Patriots WR Julian Edelman tore his ACL, as @AlbertBreer reported. Team's worst fears confirmed.

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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 26, 2017, 12:06:16 PM
It'll be nice not seeing that prick return punts for 30 yards with 27 Jets right around him missing tackles.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on August 26, 2017, 12:07:33 PM
Brady is next. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 26, 2017, 12:08:52 PM
Brady is next. 

Hogan too.

Hopefully Edelman is done with the Pats.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ukilledkenny on August 26, 2017, 01:22:12 PM
Brandin Cooks won't go over the middle and block like Julian Edelman does. 

It's a big loss for them even with the addition of Cooks. 

definitely not something to write off but I doubt it affects their record very much.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ukilledkenny on August 26, 2017, 01:22:50 PM
Brady is next. 

That's really the only big loss the pats can suffer. Everyone else is varying levels of replaceable.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 26, 2017, 02:04:09 PM
Pats cut Kony Early.  Expect Duff to turn over stones because Duff.  Pass please.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on August 26, 2017, 03:17:45 PM
Pats cut Kony Early.  Expect Duff to turn over stones because Duff.  Pass please.
#Kony2017
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: casman02 on August 26, 2017, 03:32:04 PM
Patriots traded away a second round pick to get him. He must be good. Sign that beast
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on August 26, 2017, 06:10:12 PM
Pats cut Kony Early.  Expect Duff to turn over stones because Duff.  Pass please.

Why wouldn't we give him a shot?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 31, 2017, 08:12:50 AM
“I don’t know why anyone would say that, in all honesty,” Belichick said. “I’ve watched every game in the league over the last three weeks, and there is very little scheme in any of those games. So players are basically — particularly in our game (last Friday) against Detroit — we ran our basic plays. They ran their basic plays. There was very little scheming in the game.

Read more at: https://nesn.com/2017/08/bill-belichick-scoffs-at-idea-of-patriots-preseason-dress-rehearsal/

Sick freak
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 31, 2017, 09:05:40 PM
Quote
#Patriots DB/returner Cyrus Jones has an MRI in AM, but the fear is he suffered a serious, potentially season-ending knee injury, per source

Another early round draft Patriot success story.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 01, 2017, 07:00:55 PM
Patriots released Christian Kuntz one day after adding him to their roster, which is a shame as I would have liked a photo of that jersey.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 01, 2017, 07:40:37 PM
Patriots released Christian Kuntz one day after adding him to their roster, which is a shame as I would have liked a photo of that jersey.
If we sign him, I may buy you that jersey.  Guarantee it'll be the best seller.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 01, 2017, 08:49:44 PM
If we sign him, I may buy you that jersey.  Guarantee it'll be the best seller.

You can't tell because of the astonishingly poor quality of the clip, but this is from a Czech Republic v Germany game many years ago:

https://youtu.be/9VCJVZ2I9zY?t=14

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefan_Kuntz
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: guinness77 on September 01, 2017, 10:15:05 PM
(http://imageshack.com/a/img923/7356/Cz36b8.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 02, 2017, 01:03:29 PM
Traded Jacoby Brissett to Colts for Phillip Dorsett.  Wonder what they do with Crappolo next year. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on September 02, 2017, 01:03:37 PM
These fags just traded for Dorsett, who is not good at football
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Jumbo on September 02, 2017, 03:04:23 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/nMRlUcz.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: sg3 on September 02, 2017, 05:27:37 PM
These fags just traded for Dorsett, who is not good at football
So the LOLcheats have a 40+ year old one man team starter and career meh Jimmy Crappola as the only backup.

We need for Kony Ealy to get his revenge on NE by taking out both of the queer's knees in week 6

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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 08, 2017, 09:15:31 AM

https://nyjfshop.com/products/clowns

Quote
Spending 140k on some towels to call somebody a clown is not a good look when your team loses at home by double digits. Who are the clowns now? PRE-SALE - PLEASE ALLOW 2 WEEKS FOR DELIVERY.

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Reference:

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/thousands-of-fans-help-distribute-roger-goodell-clown-face-towels-for-pats-chiefs/

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on September 08, 2017, 09:18:14 AM
i'd buy one of those
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 08, 2017, 09:26:27 AM
Patriots allowed 42 points without turning the ball over
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on September 08, 2017, 10:21:40 AM
Pats are in 4th place in the AFC East

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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on September 08, 2017, 10:22:11 AM
Patriots allowed 42 points without turning the ball over

Tom Brady also sucked 42 dicks last night. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 08, 2017, 11:30:02 AM
I dropped the kids off at college last week. Boston was filled with people wearing Pats gear, all giddy like "Thahnk gawd tha Pats aw bahk! Tawm's gahnna tear it ahp this ye-ah."

freak you, cunts.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 09, 2017, 01:03:19 AM
I've already gotten more enjoyment from this season than I thought I would all year.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: sg3 on September 09, 2017, 05:13:07 AM
Drew Brees destroying that awful "defense"  and getting those filthy cheaters to 0-2 would be

DELICIOUS

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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 09, 2017, 09:36:23 AM
It would benefit us for Brady to get slapped around and have a sh*tty year for once. Maybe he'll just say f*ck it I'm 40 and quit.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on September 09, 2017, 11:32:21 AM
It would benefit us for Brady to get slapped around and have a sh*tty year for once. Maybe he'll just say f*ck it I'm 40 and quit.

He did say he'll retire when he sucks. So hopefully he sucks this year.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 09, 2017, 12:00:41 PM
He did say he'll retire when he sucks. So hopefully he sucks this year.

I want him to drag out his career while he has nothing left and force the patriots to make a tough decision
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on September 09, 2017, 03:24:14 PM
I want him to drag out his career while he has nothing left and force the patriots to make a tough decision

Would be great if he pulled a Bret Favre and jumps to the Eagles then retire in Miami.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 09, 2017, 04:22:56 PM
I want him to drag out his career while he has nothing left and force the patriots to make a tough decision

This would actually be preferable

I would like Brady to have a really good year, but lose 1 or 2 games into the playoffs.

Something like Peyton Manning's second to last year. No reason to make the Garappolo situation easy. Force them to either throw dirt on Brady and cut his derriere, or overpay Garappolo to be the most expensive backup of all time (or just let him walk, and have a  completely fucked QB situation in the post Brady era)

Brady having a bad year makes life easy for the Patriots organization. I just  dont want him to be good enough to get another ring
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Post by: Derek Smalls on September 09, 2017, 10:26:25 PM
I would love if Brady had a bad year. I don't care if it made a decision easy for the Patriots, it would be too much fun to watch. Not to mention, moving on from Brady if he wants to keep playing will never be an easy decision.
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Post by: Miamipuck on September 09, 2017, 10:38:33 PM
I want Brady to have to retire because he got seriously hurt doing something he loves to do, I hope he goes out choking on a big fat rooster.
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Post by: Italian Seafood on September 12, 2017, 12:29:01 PM
I would like us to kick the sh*t out of him a few times before he goes, like we did with Marino. It's only right.
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 12, 2017, 12:30:18 PM
I would like us to kick the sh*t out of him a few times before he goes, like we did with Marino. It's only right.

It would really be great if we can somehow beat them at least once this year
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 12, 2017, 01:39:53 PM
It would really be great if we can somehow beat them at least once this year

I'd take 2-14 if the 2 are Miami and New England.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ukilledkenny on September 13, 2017, 05:10:28 AM
We are finally at a point where the year he falls off is actually more than just a bunch of wishful thinking but I still remember when he wasn't doing well for the first four games a couple years ago and everyone was saying he was done. I think they won 2 Superbowl since that time.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on September 13, 2017, 09:45:18 AM
We are finally at a point where the year he falls off is actually more than just a bunch of wishful thinking but I still remember when he wasn't doing well for the first four games a couple years ago and everyone was saying he was done. I think they won 2 Superbowl since that time.
Definitely true but the guy is 40 now. People can praise him all they'd like but he's running on fumes now. No way he can play at a high level for 5 more years

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Post by: bojanglesman on September 13, 2017, 11:33:58 AM
Definitely true but the guy is 40 now. People can praise him all they'd like but he's running on fumes now. No way he can play at a high level for 5 more years

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Until someone injures him, he'll keep playing another 5 years.  That offense allows him to dink and dunk and make short throws by scheming guys open.  He can do that until he's 50.  Unless he gets injured.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 13, 2017, 12:22:53 PM
Until someone injures him, he'll keep playing another 5 years.  That offense allows him to dink and dunk and make short throws by scheming guys open.  He can do that until he's 50.  Unless he gets injured.

Thanks for the pick me up, a**hole.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: sg3 on September 13, 2017, 12:59:44 PM
Until someone injures him, he'll keep playing another 5 years.  That offense allows him to dink and dunk and make short throws by scheming guys open.  He can do that until he's 50.  Unless he gets injured.
Only 2 QBs in NFL history have successfully completed a full NFL season as a starter. Starting all games and achieving a winning record.  Warren Moon and Brett Favre in that one season in Minnesota.

Thus, while I respect your opinion, mine is there is ZERO chance of Brady starting 5 seasons or playing well until 50.  No matter how many probably illegal supplements he takes.

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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 13, 2017, 01:28:32 PM
Only 2 QBs in NFL history have successfully completed a full NFL season as a starter. Starting all games and achieving a winning record.  Warren Moon and Brett Favre in that one season in Minnesota.

Thus, while I respect your opinion, mine is there is ZERO chance of Brady starting 5 seasons or playing well until 50.  No matter how many probably illegal supplements he takes.

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I'm exaggerating about 50, but I think he can play quite a while at a high level just the way he is.  Unless he gets injured.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 13, 2017, 01:38:20 PM
Unless he gets injured.

Unless he gets injured.

I think I see what you're saying. As a vet are you allowed to put him down if he gets injured in a game you're at?

Not that I root for injuries or anything, I'm asking for a friend.
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Post by: bojanglesman on September 13, 2017, 01:48:34 PM
I think I see what you're saying. As a vet are you allowed to put him down if he gets injured in a game you're at?

Not that I root for injuries or anything, I'm asking for a friend.

I'm allowed, but I think it would be best for him to pass away of natural broken bones.....I mean causes.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 13, 2017, 07:52:18 PM
I'm exaggerating about 50, but I think he can play quite a while at a high level just the way he is.  Unless he gets injured.

I think he's got two years max until he's a noodle arm. My gut feeling is he plays at a relatively high level this year and falls off a cliff next
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Post by: ukilledkenny on September 14, 2017, 01:46:43 AM
Definitely true but the guy is 40 now. People can praise him all they'd like but he's running on fumes now. No way he can play at a high level for 5 more years

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Probably right, I just think anyone hoping this year will at least bring the end of Brady are setting themselves up for extra disappointment on top of the Jets season.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Tommy on September 14, 2017, 05:19:22 AM
No way Brady can play until he's 50. That's just insane.
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Post by: Italian Seafood on September 14, 2017, 10:17:51 AM
I can only go by Marino--different guy 20 years ago--but when he went out it was reasonably quick. All of a sudden he wasn't drilling it in there anymore, it helped that we had our Parcells/Belichick D at the time, too.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 14, 2017, 10:40:36 AM
I can only go by Marino--different guy 20 years ago--but when he went out it was reasonably quick. All of a sudden he wasn't drilling it in there anymore, it helped that we had our Parcells/Belichick D at the time, too.

Marino was also a guy that had a big arm.  Brady doesn't rely on that so he can keep going as long as he's accurate with the short/intermediate passes.  Until he gets injured.  I can't remember the last time I saw Brady air out a deep pass successfully.

EDIT:  He did complete one deep to Cooks last week.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 14, 2017, 11:02:57 AM
I can only go by Marino--different guy 20 years ago--but when he went out it was reasonably quick. All of a sudden he wasn't drilling it in there anymore, it helped that we had our Parcells/Belichick D at the time, too.

Peyton went really freaking quick. He went from the best offensive season ever and possibly the best of his career. And two years later he was one of the worst QB's in the league.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 18, 2017, 09:21:24 AM
David Harris played 1 snap for Patriots yesterday
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 06, 2017, 06:18:11 PM
Brady has been sacked more times so far this season than he was the whole of last season (acknowledging the fact that he missed the first four games for cheating).
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 09, 2017, 09:50:14 AM
Brady has been sacked more times so far this season than he was the whole of last season (acknowledging the fact that he missed the first four games for cheating).

Still valid considering we're only 5 games into the season and he played 12 last year.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: sg3 on October 09, 2017, 10:18:03 AM
Brady has been sacked more times so far this season than he was the whole of last season (acknowledging the fact that he missed the first four games for cheating).
Hopefully Kony is all healed up and adds about 5 or 6 next week in the first half before Tammi starts crying and is carted out

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Post by: Italian Seafood on October 09, 2017, 10:20:31 AM
I'm picturing Leonard Williams finishing him off and being the anti-Mo Lewis all these years later.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ScotlandJet on October 09, 2017, 02:37:38 PM
I'm picturing Leonard Williams finishing him off and being the anti-Mo Lewis all these years later.

Hahhahah. I hope
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 09, 2017, 03:24:24 PM
It's only right, right?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on October 26, 2017, 07:35:49 AM
Ian Rapoport‏Verified account @RapSheet · 5m5 minutes ago 

For the #Patriots, LB Dont’a Hightower (torn pec) is their rock on D, their leader and communicator. Losing him for the season is brutal.




enjoy your aids, New England.
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Post by: bojanglesman on October 26, 2017, 08:12:08 AM
Guess David Harris will get to play now.  Not a terrible backup plan.  They'll just start winning 55-40 now instead of 40-35.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on November 01, 2017, 04:08:08 PM
Signed Brian Hoyer to a three year deal.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on November 09, 2017, 03:30:45 PM
Quote
Adam Schefter‏

Former Packers’ TE Martellus Bennett claimed on waivers by the New England Patriots, per source.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on November 09, 2017, 05:20:14 PM
Meh. He's looked like absolute dogshit this season.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on November 10, 2017, 07:39:16 AM
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Just reported on @gmfb: The #Packers waived TE Martellus Bennett because of a torn rotator cuff, per sources. He may try to play through it, but if he cannot, the #Patriots could put him on Injured Reserve. No risk for them.

I guess they are claimed him for next year, although they still have to pay him this year.  There may be some trickery with the comp picks involved, but I'm not knowledgeable enough to know, just saw comments about it.
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Post by: bojanglesman on November 10, 2017, 05:26:52 PM
So Martellus Bennett is on Instagram whining about the Packers.  He says they tried to get him to play through his injury and he found other opinions that said he should have surgery and he wanted surgery.  But now he gets claimed by the Pats and he passed his physical and hasn't said a word about surgery.  Hmmmmm. 

I guess the prospect of playing with Brady vs Brett Hundley can make you have a change of heart.  Sounds like he whined his way off a team with no QB.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 11, 2017, 01:43:40 PM
As usual, my response to anything Martellus Bennett says is, "Maretellus Bennett can shut the freak up."
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Post by: ukilledkenny on November 12, 2017, 10:11:20 AM
So Martellus Bennett is on Instagram whining about the Packers.  He says they tried to get him to play through his injury and he found other opinions that said he should have surgery and he wanted surgery.  But now he gets claimed by the Pats and he passed his physical and hasn't said a word about surgery.  Hmmmmm. 

I guess the prospect of playing with Brady vs Brett Hundley can make you have a change of heart.  Sounds like he whined his way off a team with no QB.

This is a late stage Pats dynasty thing a guess since Blount did the same thing before.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 13, 2017, 08:57:43 PM
http://dailysnark.com/martellus-bennett-faked-season-ending-injury-threw-packers-doctors-bus-get-back-patriots-2/
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: sg3 on November 14, 2017, 05:48:45 AM
I hope this piece of garbage gets broken into two pieces playing with his faked bad shoulder for the filthy cheating douchebags.



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Post by: AlioTheFool on November 14, 2017, 11:02:22 AM
What a strange story. On the one hand, getting himself released doesn't ensure he's getting back to the Patriots. Most other teams in the league came ahead of them in the waiver claim chain. On the other hand, it wouldn't be the worst example of New England's cheating.

Maybe Goodell will suspend Belichick next time.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on November 14, 2017, 11:59:25 AM
Maybe Goodell will suspend Belichick next time.

Goodell wants a raise, and a plane and sh*t. For what?
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 22, 2017, 07:55:58 AM
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Sports Illustrated – Bill Belichick’s joke about being thankful there was no earthquake while the Patriots were in Mexico City did not go over well with Mexicans.

“Players did a great job dealing with all the challenges that we had to deal with,” Belichick said on WEEI’s “Dale and Keith with Holley” radio show Monday afternoon. “I think we’re fortunate there was no volcano eruptions, earthquakes or anything else while we were down there. I mean you have two NFL franchises in an area that I don’t know how stable the geological plates that were below us [were], but nothing happened so that was good.”

It may read like a poor attempt at a joke, but the audio of the interview makes it clear Belichick was seriously concerned that the Patriots and Raiders were at risk of being caught in a dangerous earthquake.

More than 200 people were killed by an earthquake in Mexico City just two months ago. and quakes are fairly common in the city, including a 1985 disaster that killed at least 5,000. But earthquakes also affect many cities that NFL teams already call home.

Many Mexicans were quick to point out Belichick’s faulty logic that disasters can only befall a team on foreign soil.

“Outrageous ignorance of a ‘genius’ in the NFL,” Poncho Vera of ESPN Mexico wrote on Twitter.


Hahahaha
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Post by: Italian Seafood on November 22, 2017, 08:51:37 AM
"Dale and Keith with Holley"?

Couldn't pay me to listen to that.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on November 22, 2017, 08:53:49 AM
"Dale and Keith with Holley"?

Couldn't pay me to listen to that.

Sounds like 2 truckers running the train on one's wife.
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 04, 2017, 12:47:48 PM
Gronk gave TreDavious White a concussion with that cheap shot after the whistle
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 04, 2017, 02:29:47 PM
Gronk suspended 1 game
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Post by: Italian Seafood on December 04, 2017, 02:35:21 PM
Gronk suspended 1 game

A bunch of chowderheads sat next to me yesterday watching the games, they called it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 04, 2017, 03:11:45 PM
Gronk should have gotten at least 2, what he did was way worse than Crabtree/Talib
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Post by: AlioTheFool on December 04, 2017, 03:12:27 PM
I'd love to know what the length would be if someone did that Brady.
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Post by: sg3 on December 04, 2017, 03:13:44 PM
I'd love to know what the length would be if someone did that Brady.
Lifetime

You get three games for just legally tackling her
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Post by: CatoTheElder on December 05, 2017, 04:48:13 PM
Gronk suspended 1 game

One game suspension is bullshit. The fact that he intends to appeal it is disgusting. He should have received at least a two game suspension.
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Post by: Fenwyr on December 06, 2017, 09:28:09 AM
One game suspension is bullshit. The fact that he intends to appeal it is disgusting. He should have received at least a two game suspension.
This was right up there with the Suh head stomp.

He got up, ran over, and put his elbow into a defenseless guys spine.

In the real world that's assault with intent to cause bodily harm.  He should have arrested.

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Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 06, 2017, 10:00:41 AM
Question to Bill Belichick: "With all you have accomplished in your coaching career, what is left that you still want to accomplish?"
Belichick's answer: "I'd like to go out and have a good practice today. That would be at the top of the list right now."
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Post by: Italian Seafood on December 12, 2017, 03:07:17 PM
Adam Schefter‏

@AdamSchefter

Patriots are finalizing a deal with former Browns WR Kenny Britt, per @FieldYates. Deal expected to be done shortly.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 04, 2018, 06:28:05 PM
@KirkandCallahan: Sources say the rift between Tom Brady and Bill Belichick is real and getting worse.  We will tell you all about it tomorrow morning starting at 6.  Don't miss it.
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Post by: Libero_2 on January 04, 2018, 07:24:49 PM
@KirkandCallahan: Sources say the rift between Tom Brady and Bill Belichick is real and getting worse.  We will tell you all about it tomorrow morning starting at 6.  Don't miss it.

I hope Brady says FU Bill and retires tomorrow.
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 04, 2018, 08:11:33 PM
@bruceallen: Source: ESPN readying new hit piece on Bill Belichick, Tom Brady and Robert Kraft set to publish tomorrow morning at 8am. The topic will be a power struggle among the trio as to who deserves the most credit for the dynasty.

The article claims that the rift is so severe many Patriots feel this is the last year together for the trio. Also that Brady went to Kraft to force Belichick to trade Jimmy G. ESPN is planning a full day of promotion tomorrow for the article and its author @SethWickersham
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Post by: Johnny English on January 04, 2018, 08:41:59 PM
I am ready.
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 04, 2018, 08:59:50 PM
Prediction: After the article Brady and Belichick will tongue kiss on the sideline before next game and at the press conference will give Kraft a handy under the table.
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 05, 2018, 01:31:17 AM
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/page/hotread180105/beginning-end-new-england-patriots-robert-kraft-tom-brady-bill-belichick-internal-power-struggle
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 05, 2018, 01:40:32 AM
Brady doubts himself now.  He was afraid of Jimmy Garoppolo being the better player. 

This is amazing. 
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 05, 2018, 05:06:51 AM
They'll get together in the off-season, jerk each other off and be fine for next year.  I'm not falling for it.
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Post by: Libero_2 on January 05, 2018, 06:16:55 AM
Brady doubts himself now.  He was afraid of Jimmy Garoppolo being the better player. 

This is amazing. 

Which means he might well be. Brady is slowing down.

Also there was some stupid derriere rumor floating around about the Giants trading for the Hoodie from New England. That excrement would be hilarious. Because then he goes and blows it in Giants country while Brady dies in Boston and Kraft is left with nothing.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Andrew Ryan on January 05, 2018, 06:30:58 AM
I guess Brady must have been afraid that Belichick would have elected to re-sign Garoppolo after this season, forcing Brady out.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 05, 2018, 07:46:40 AM
I refuse to believe anything will change until I see someone other than Brady at starting QB next year.
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Post by: Italian Seafood on January 05, 2018, 09:58:11 AM
I refuse to believe anything will change until I see someone other than Brady at starting QB next year.

Yeah, I'll get excited about this when they win less than 12 games and Brady has worse than a 33-3 TD/INT season. Until then, let's get that Wild Card and win on the road.
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 05, 2018, 10:10:32 AM
I agree this article is mental masturbation until I see a real decline/failure.
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 05, 2018, 10:29:54 AM
I refuse to believe anything will change until I see someone other than Brady at starting QB next year.

It sounds like Belichick will be gone before Brady, which is even worse for them. 

Brady is on his last legs.  Their medical staff apparently thinks so, which is probably the main reason why he's strapped himself to this Guerrero numbskull. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 05, 2018, 10:50:29 AM
The job Belichick always supposedly wanted is currently open, and his two top assistants are both interview candidates for it. After reading that article, I would be surprised if Belichick doesn't join the Giants--and take McDaniels and Patricia with him if they don't get HC jobs elsewhere.

I'd love to see Brady without Belichick. I've given a lot of credit to the idea that Belichick would've been nothing without Brady all these years, but over the last couple of years, I've come to believe that it was a mutual thing.

I don't care either way whether Belichick would be successful with the Giants. But I'd absolutely love to watch Brady crash and burn in New England.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on January 05, 2018, 11:17:16 AM
The empire has to crumble at some point, but it looks like this offseason could be a huge step along the way. With Patricia, McDaniel and Caserio all interviewing for jobs elsewhere and the long term future at QB traded away, it's hard to see how they keep things going for much longer.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on January 05, 2018, 03:09:12 PM


Because then he goes and blows it in Giants country while Brady dies in Boston and Kraft is left with nothing.

Nothing but his billions of dollars and his replacement wife.
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Post by: Italian Seafood on January 05, 2018, 03:19:04 PM
It sounds like Belichick will be gone before Brady, which is even worse for them. 

Brady is on his last legs.  Their medical staff apparently thinks so, which is probably the main reason why he's strapped himself to this Guerrero numbskull. 
The job Belichick always supposedly wanted is currently open, and his two top assistants are both interview candidates for it. After reading that article, I would be surprised if Belichick doesn't join the Giants--and take McDaniels and Patricia with him if they don't get HC jobs elsewhere.

I'd love to see Brady without Belichick. I've given a lot of credit to the idea that Belichick would've been nothing without Brady all these years, but over the last couple of years, I've come to believe that it was a mutual thing.

I don't care either way whether Belichick would be successful with the Giants. But I'd absolutely love to watch Brady crash and burn in New England.
The empire has to crumble at some point, but it looks like this offseason could be a huge step along the way. With Patricia, McDaniel and Caserio all interviewing for jobs elsewhere and the long term future at QB traded away, it's hard to see how they keep things going for much longer.

I'd like to believe all of this, but again I will when I see it. Of course it has to end at some point, they are already way past the due date for most NFL dynasties. Even the 80s-90s 49ers didn't last this long, and they spanned different QBs and coaches.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on January 05, 2018, 09:32:19 PM
Was unsure whether to put this in LOLpats or LOLgiants, but as it's the Pats I'd be LOLing at it can go here.

https://www.sny.tv/giants/news/report-bill-belichick-wants-to-be-the-giants-coach-if-he-leaves-patriots/264338102
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 06, 2018, 07:40:41 AM
Was unsure whether to put this in LOLpats or LOLgiants, but as it's the Pats I'd be LOLing at it can go here.

https://www.sny.tv/giants/news/report-bill-belichick-wants-to-be-the-giants-coach-if-he-leaves-patriots/264338102

At first I thought that Belichick wouldn't consider it because he'd want to be GM too, but this article claims that he'd be fine with Gettleman. 

On one hand, I'd love to see Pats fans in misery with a dead team.  It would be like "Trading Places" when the Duke Brothers went from corporate execs to bums.

On the other hand, why couldn't it be some other team like Tampa Bay?  Any other team besides the Giants. It might be worse if it's the Giants because that smug poopchute will be sharing a stadium with us.  And their fans might be worse that the Pats fans.

I think I'd rather it just play out as is, which is what will likely happen anyway.   

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Post by: Italian Seafood on January 06, 2018, 08:44:37 AM
At first I thought that Belichick wouldn't consider it because he'd want to be GM too, but this article claims that he'd be fine with Gettleman. 

On one hand, I'd love to see Pats fans in misery with a dead team.  It would be like "Trading Places" when the Duke Brothers went from corporate execs to bums.

On the other hand, why couldn't it be some other team like Tampa Bay?  Any other team besides the Giants. It might be worse if it's the Giants because that smug poopchute will be sharing a stadium with us.  And their fans might be worse that the Pats fans.

I think I'd rather it just play out as is, which is what will likely happen anyway.   



The worst fans probably depends on where you live, for me it's the Giants.

I'd like to see them both ride off into the sunset and fall off their horses.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on January 06, 2018, 09:53:39 AM
At first I thought that Belichick wouldn't consider it because he'd want to be GM too, but this article claims that he'd be fine with Gettleman. 

On one hand, I'd love to see Pats fans in misery with a dead team.  It would be like "Trading Places" when the Duke Brothers went from corporate execs to bums.

On the other hand, why couldn't it be some other team like Tampa Bay?  Any other team besides the Giants. It might be worse if it's the Giants because that smug poopchute will be sharing a stadium with us.  And their fans might be worse that the Pats fans.

I think I'd rather it just play out as is, which is what will likely happen anyway.   



I'd rather see him go to the Giants, kill them off and watch Brady collapse on his own in NE as Father Time catches up to him. They can each do some damage to their legacies separately before retiring.

And on the off chance Bellicheck is the second coming of God and drafts the next Brady at 2 and wins 3 titles in 5 years for the Giants, at least he's the freak out of our division and in the NFC.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 06, 2018, 10:52:21 AM
...at least he's the freak out of our division and in the NFC.

This would be the most important factor for me.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Fenwyr on January 06, 2018, 01:48:39 PM
This would be the most important factor for me.
This.  Get over the Giants thing.  Just get him out of the AFC.  More than likely he will have a Browns career there without Brady.

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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 06, 2018, 07:55:31 PM
I'd rather see him go to the Giants, kill them off and watch Brady collapse on his own in NE as Father Time catches up to him. They can each do some damage to their legacies separately before retiring.

And on the off chance Bellicheck is the second coming of God and drafts the next Brady at 2 and wins 3 titles in 5 years for the Giants, at least he's the freak out of our division and in the NFC.

Same. As much as I hate the Giants, going into every year hoping for a Wild Card is getting a little old.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 07, 2018, 11:38:11 AM
It sucks that it would be for the Giants, but it would be worth it to see New England burn. You would be able to taste the butthurt in the air here
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2018, 11:55:56 AM
None of this will happen. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Chrebet86 on January 08, 2018, 02:10:37 AM
Yeah, they'll win this upcoming game and we'll never hear about this again.


Orrrr they crash and burn, Brady throws 3 picks and it's all we hear about until the draft.

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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ScotlandJet on January 08, 2018, 03:45:59 AM
None of this will happen. 

I think you maybe right but anything that destabilizes that cheating, lying organisation is sweet.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 08, 2018, 10:24:12 AM
#Patrriots coach Bill Belichick tells reporters he “absolutely” plans to coach New England next season.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: steves850 on January 08, 2018, 01:41:33 PM
#Patrriots coach Bill Belichick tells reporters he “absolutely” plans to coach New England next season.
lol
What is he supposed to say? I plan on leaving as quickly as possible? Nothing news.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on January 08, 2018, 02:29:04 PM
lol
What is he supposed to say? I plan on leaving as quickly as possible? Nothing news.

I'm quitting 10 mins before kickoff on Sunday, is the preferred response
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Fenwyr on January 08, 2018, 03:51:41 PM
I'm quitting 10 mins before kickoff on Sunday, is the preferred response
I wouldn't mind a Falcons redemption, but unless the Steelers take them out, he can leave for the Giants with 6 rings.

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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 08, 2018, 05:11:08 PM
#Patrriots coach Bill Belichick tells reporters he “absolutely” plans to coach New England next season.


Prrrrtriots*
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on January 08, 2018, 07:07:31 PM
lol
What is he supposed to say? I plan on leaving as quickly as possible? Nothing news.

I am going to kill myself but not before I take out Brady and Kraft....... he then proceeds to machine gun them and then himself...... that would be a perfect press conference.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 09, 2018, 08:37:54 AM
https://articles.cleveland.com/pluto/index.ssf/2018/01/how_cleveland_browns_were_froz.amp
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 09, 2018, 10:18:58 AM
https://articles.cleveland.com/pluto/index.ssf/2018/01/how_cleveland_browns_were_froz.amp

Interesting, I wonder how accurate this is. If Garappolo is this good I'm glad they sent him out of the AFC, even if it means a few more years of Brady. Also indicates Belichick had no plans of leaving with Brady, at least up until then.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 14, 2018, 09:02:24 AM
Yeah, they're not going anywhere. We have another rebuild or two before we ever host a playoff game.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on February 05, 2018, 10:10:22 AM
Schiano expected to be confirmed as the new DC.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on February 05, 2018, 10:11:25 AM
Schiano expected to be confirmed as the new DC.

The perfect landing spot for a person that covered up child rape.  He'll fit right in...
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on February 05, 2018, 11:56:30 AM
https://sports.vice.com/en_ca/article/a34zm4/the-new-england-patriots-have-always-been-bullshit
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 05, 2018, 12:04:51 PM
https://sports.vice.com/en_ca/article/a34zm4/the-new-england-patriots-have-always-been-bullshit

That brought a tear to my eye. Absolute poetry.

The Cure insurance commercial summed it up well: If you cheat at your auto insurance, you go to jail. If you cheat at football, you get to sleep with a supermodel.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on February 06, 2018, 03:32:13 PM
Gronk's house got robbed during the SB.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on February 06, 2018, 03:42:18 PM
Gronk's house got robbed during the SB.

someone stole his porn collection
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on February 06, 2018, 04:29:12 PM
someone stole his porn collection
Hideki Matsui strikes again.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on February 07, 2018, 12:25:15 PM
Schiano not joining the Patriots after all - Flores is expected to be promoted into DC. HC Elect McDaniels presumably making his presence felt.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: ScotlandJet on February 08, 2018, 04:29:33 AM
https://sports.vice.com/en_ca/article/a34zm4/the-new-england-patriots-have-always-been-bullshit
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https://sports.vice.com/en_ca/article/a34zm4/the-new-england-patriots-have-always-been-bullshit

Oh that is so sweet- thank you JE - some of the hard facts are a stretch but I've looked past that, printed it out and stuck it on my office wall so my colleagues now know why I hate anything to do with this lying cheating Organization.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 08, 2018, 10:18:48 AM
Rumor: #Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski is considering retirement to pursue a career in acting.

Gronk was told by Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson & Sylvester Stallone that he could make millions in action films. Further, Gronk has told friends that injuries have "taken a toll on me."
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 08, 2018, 12:18:32 PM
It would be amazing to see Gronkowski quit football for an acting career and fall flat on his face.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 08, 2018, 12:27:43 PM
It would be amazing to see Gronkowski quit football for an acting career and fall flat on his face, resulting in a concussion.

FYP
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Ornstein on February 08, 2018, 12:32:56 PM
It wouldn't be long before he ends up back in football if he goes that route.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on February 08, 2018, 12:56:12 PM
Pro wrestling seems like a good fit for him.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 08, 2018, 01:50:26 PM
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MMQB's Albert Breer believes "Rob Gronkowski’s rumblings about retirement are real."

According to Breer, Gronk has "been responsible with his finances," so walking away early is not as big of a financial concern as it might be for other players. Gronk is also a veritable star who reportedly is looking into an acting career once his playing days are finished. We still think it is likely Gronkowski returns in 2018, but considering the beating he takes each season and the options available to him, it is not surprising he is at least thinking about walking away.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on February 08, 2018, 07:23:04 PM
He's gonna spend all his money on glow sticks and Tide pods.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 09, 2018, 08:28:15 AM
https://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/a-weei-listener-punked-ron-borges-into-writing-a-fake-news-story-about-brady-holding-out-on-his-contract
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 01, 2018, 09:33:20 AM
https://pagesix.com/2018/02/28/robert-krafts-much-younger-girlfriend-secretly-had-a-baby/?_ga=2.199192940.2136472353.1519908259-1135742854.1498913515
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 01, 2018, 11:35:35 AM
Wow what a cuck.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 01, 2018, 11:43:36 AM
Wow what a cuck.

Congratulations on being the first person on the internet to ever actually use that term correctly.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 01, 2018, 12:00:49 PM
Congratulations on being the first person on the internet to ever actually use that term correctly.

I never knew what it meant until I read that story and then it clicked.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 27, 2018, 07:48:31 PM
There's a rumour that the Patriots are interested in Manziel after he had conversations with them at A&M's pro day where he was throwing for the receivers. Not sure I like that at all; if he's stopped being a dick and grown up, there's still a potentially great player in there. He's still only 25.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 27, 2018, 07:59:40 PM
There's a rumour that the Patriots are interested in Manziel after he had conversations with them at A&amp;M's pro day where he was throwing for the receivers. Not sure I like that at all; if he's stopped being a dick and grown up, there's still a potentially great player in there. He's still only 25.
He's destined to be a tiger-cat
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 27, 2018, 08:33:38 PM
He's destined to be a tiger-cat

Two problems with that. Firstly, the $3.50 a year (CAD) he'd get playing in the CFL is pocket change to a kid who comes from Texas oil money, and secondly he'd have to live in Hamilton.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on March 27, 2018, 08:57:07 PM
There's a rumour that the Patriots are interested in Manziel after he had conversations with them at A&M's pro day where he was throwing for the receivers. Not sure I like that at all; if he's stopped being a dick and grown up, there's still a potentially great player in there. He's still only 25.

If the Patriots are planning on replacing Tom Brady with Johnny Manziel, I think its safe to say we will all like that.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 27, 2018, 09:03:46 PM
Two problems with that. Firstly, the $3.50 a year (CAD) he'd get playing in the CFL is pocket change to a kid who comes from Texas oil money, and secondly he'd have to live in Hamilton.

the thing is, he wants to play and doesn't need the money.  I don't think he wants to carry a clipboard in NWE.

Hamilton is indeed a dump, but if he's taking the snaps with the starters, i think he goes to Hamilton. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 27, 2018, 09:07:09 PM
the thing is, he wants to play and doesn't need the money.  I don't think he wants to carry a clipboard in NWE.

Being the backup in NE and the opportunity to potentially replace Brady when he finally dies is way more important for the ego and the public profile than being the starter in Hamilton. I'm willing to bet that 98% of NFL fans have never heard of Anthony Calvillo or Ricky Ray.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 27, 2018, 09:16:58 PM
Being the backup in NE and the opportunity to potentially replace Brady when he finally dies is way more important for the ego and the public profile than being the starter in Hamilton. I'm willing to bet that 98% of NFL fans have never heard of Anthony Calvillo or Ricky Ray.
Brady will live forever....are you new to this planet?

He's the Connor Macleod of the NFL.

#Highlander
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 30, 2018, 10:34:35 AM
Pure speculation, but I'm sure they'll find a way to send him to Oakland for a 1st rounder or some stupid excrement.

https://www.bostonsportsjournal.com/2018/03/29/bedard-rob-gronkowskis-possible-trade-market-final-meetings-thoughts/
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 30, 2018, 07:43:38 PM
Requires me to subscribe and not log in. I am not going to do either of those things.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 30, 2018, 10:10:44 PM
Requires me to subscribe and not log in. I am not going to do either of those things.
Crap, I just cut and pasted it.  Basically the Pats could trade Gronkowski.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 03, 2018, 09:55:23 AM
More chatter.  Unsure if reliable, but smoke....fire....etc. 

I'd be thrilled to see that freaking oaf go to the NFC and stop killing the Jets up the seam on 3rd down when we finally contain all their scrappy white receivers for once.

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Breaking: @KenLairdWEEI is reporting that Gronk is going to be traded in the next couple weeks.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 03, 2018, 10:06:29 AM
I hope the Rams trade for Gronk and OBJ, get all excited, then have Goff get injured in the preseason.  Then they can both suffer with Sean Mannion all season.  Payback for being with their previous teams.  Honestly, I wouldn't have hated Gronkowski that much if he weren't a Patriot.  But he is, so freak him.

Or better yet, have them go to the Vikings and watch them miss the playoffs with Cousins, despite all the surrounding talent.  Then have to continue paying him $28 million for 2 more seasons despite constant whining/diva behavior from OBJ.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on April 03, 2018, 10:21:21 AM
I hope the Rams trade for Gronk and OBJ, get all excited, then have Goff get injured in the preseason.  Then they can both suffer with Sean Mannion all season.  Payback for being with their previous teams.  Honestly, I wouldn't have hated Gronkowski that much if he weren't a Patriot.  But he is, so freak him.

Or better yet, have them go to the Vikings and watch them miss the playoffs with Cousins, despite all the surrounding talent.  Then have to continue paying him $28 million for 2 more seasons despite constant whining/diva behavior from OBJ.

This would be completely unsatisfying unless the Pats and Giants also have awful seasons.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 03, 2018, 10:47:13 AM
I hope the Rams trade for Gronk and OBJ, get all excited, then have Goff get injured in the preseason.  Then they can both suffer with Sean Mannion all season.  Payback for being with their previous teams.  Honestly, I wouldn't have hated Gronkowski that much if he weren't a Patriot.  But he is, so freak him.

Or better yet, have them go to the Vikings and watch them miss the playoffs with Cousins, despite all the surrounding talent.  Then have to continue paying him $28 million for 2 more seasons despite constant whining/diva behavior from OBJ.

You know, I never thought about it before, but yeah. If Gronk was never a Patriot, I would probably have loved him as a player. But since he was, freak him.

Take all of Brady's weapons away. I want the end of his career to end in a fiery wreck of shame.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 09, 2018, 03:38:41 PM
Rotojizz:

The Boston Herald's Karen Guregian reports Bill Belichick "chastised [Rob Gronkowski] in front of the players for being a TB12 client" early last season.

NBC Sports Boston's Tom Curran added the incident was a "big part" of Gronkowski's "irritation" with the organization last season. Back in March, Curran's colleague Mike Giardi reported Gronk and Tom Brady were "miserable" playing under Belichick last season with much of the disconnect tying back to Alex Guerrero, Brady's and now Gronk's trainer. At this point, Gronkowski is expected to return to the Patriots, but it is clear there is real friction between the tight end and his head coach.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 10, 2018, 02:13:42 AM
Lol. Belichick is losing his mind over Brady’s sham personal trainer.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 16, 2018, 07:29:38 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/kirkandcallahan/status/985842647666495488

I trust incarcerated bob as a source more
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on April 16, 2018, 10:37:33 AM
Twitter is blocked at work, what does it say?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on April 16, 2018, 10:49:07 AM
Twitter is blocked at work, what does it say?

Gronk  will be traded before start of season
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 16, 2018, 10:56:00 AM
Twitter is blocked at work, what does it say?

Quote from: @KirkAndCallahan
BREAKING: @kirkmin is reporting that Rob Gronkowski will be traded before the start of the 2018 season.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on April 16, 2018, 01:03:58 PM
Thanks guys.

Obviously sounds like something to be taken with a huge grain of salt. Maybe what they do in the draft will give us a better idea.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 18, 2018, 07:28:23 AM
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Schefter:  Patriots’ QB Tom Brady still has not committed to playing in 2018, even though people who know him believe he will back coming season, league sources told ESPN.

No way anything comes of this but still lol at the drama.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 18, 2018, 07:42:58 AM
No way anything comes of this but still lol at the drama.


I'll believe it when i see it, and even then it will be tough to believe.


But for fun...let's say Bozo retires before the draft next week.  Do the Patriots put a pkg together with their 2 1st rounders and attempt to move into the top 10 for a QB? or do they sit tight and pray for Lamar Jackson to fall into their laps.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 18, 2018, 07:54:48 AM
I'll believe it when i see it, and even then it will be tough to believe.


But for fun...let's say Bozo retires before the draft next week.  Do the Patriots put a pkg together with their 2 1st rounders and attempt to move into the top 10 for a QB? or do they sit tight and pray for Lamar Jackson to fall into their laps.

I don't think anything would happen on that front until after the draft at this point.  They are going to draft a QB in the first 2 rounds even if he stays, but I don't think any of those guys are ready to play day 1, so they'd have to start Hoyer.  I don't think they have enough ammo to trade up into the top 5, so they'd have to hope one of the top 4 QBs falls.  It would be a tough spot for them because I don't know how much time they've spent evaluating any of the top QBs. 

It's pointless because it won't happen, but it's fun to think of the Pats taking some garbage 2nd round QB and then have Brady retire on them after the draft.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 18, 2018, 09:54:12 AM
My gut reaction to the stories was "Brady is giving Belichick the finger for all the excrement sweatshirt has been giving his personal trainer."

There's no way Brady's retiring yet, but this just appears to me as Brady passive-aggressively reminding Belichick that one day he's leaving and Bill might want to remember that Tom holds all the cards.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on May 04, 2018, 07:53:24 AM
NEW: Trump to appoint Bill Belichick to his Sports Council https://t.co/0FyABBCFDK
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on May 04, 2018, 01:04:53 PM
i was thinking about this the other night

how do you think pats fans feel about us snagging darnold?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on May 04, 2018, 01:12:24 PM
i was thinking about this the other night

how do you think pats fans feel about us snagging darnold?

If I had to guess, immediate reaction of anger followed by slowly rationalizing it away with platitudes like "USC QBs always suck."
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on May 04, 2018, 02:29:29 PM
i was thinking about this the other night

how do you think pats fans feel about us snagging darnold?

I think they're more worried about themselves and how long Brady has left.

When Martin Brodeur was at the end of his career, that was the focus of Devils fans, because that was the difference between having a chance and rebuilding. Anything the other teams were doing really wasn't a concern.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 12, 2018, 09:28:31 AM
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FOXBOROUGH — The crowded field of candidates to replace left tackle Nate Solder was thinned Friday when the Patriots released second-year lineman Tony Garcia.

Garcia, who was drafted in the third round (85th overall) last year after the Patriots traded up to get him, missed his rookie season as he dealt with blood clots in his lungs. Garcia’s release came with a “failed physical” designation despite a recent social media post from the player proclaiming he was healthy.

“Just got cleared to play again!!! God is good,’’ Garcia wrote on Instagram March 20.

Garcia first reported to the Patriots at 6 feet 7 inches, 302 pounds, but was considerably thinner by the end of last season.

A first-team All-Sun Belt selection for Troy in 2016, Garcia started at left tackle for three straight seasons in college and didn’t allow a single sack in more than 900 snaps his senior season.

At the owners meetings in late March, Patriots coach Bill Belichick was asked for an update on Garcia and fellow third-rounder Derek Rivers, who missed his rookie campaign because of a torn ACL.

“They’re working hard and we’ll see how it goes,’’ the coach said. “When you come back from an injury, sometimes it’s a straight-line recovery, sometimes things go faster than expected, sometimes things go fast and then they slow down, then they pick back up again.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on May 12, 2018, 09:47:43 AM

We should claim Garcia and let him battle for a roster spot.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on May 12, 2018, 10:08:39 AM

We should claim Garcia and let him battle for a roster spot.
I don't think Belichick would cut a LT that could have a chance to help, but who knows.  He's probably just a bad draft pick.  I wouldn't expect much if we sign him.  The list of Belichick castoffs that succeeded elsewhere isn't too long.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on May 12, 2018, 10:47:44 AM
I don't think Belichick would cut a LT that could have a chance to help, but who knows.  He's probably just a bad draft pick.  I wouldn't expect much if we sign him.  The list of Belichick castoffs that succeeded elsewhere isn't too long.


If you stash the guy for a year and see how he comes back from illness it could be an investment. The downside obviously is wasting a roster spot for a year as it sounds like he would do nothing this season but gain weight and get back in shape

For a win now team like the Patriots with OL problems and their entire franchise built on a 40 year old QB they can't waste an OL spot on a guy who can't play.

For a rebuilding team like us, who has no chance of winning now and a QB carousel, wasting a spot on a  guy who could pay dividends the following year isn't a bad strategy.

I know nothing about the player, but it obviously sounds like his health problems was his issue and could be behind him now, but he's in horrible shape from it
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on May 12, 2018, 10:49:15 AM
If you stash the guy for a year and see how he comes back from illness it could be a worthwhile investment. The downside obviously is wasting a roster spot for a year as it sounds like he would do nothing this season but gain weight and get back in shape
If it's a good investment, why didn't they keep him?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on May 12, 2018, 10:50:30 AM
If it's a good investment, why didn't they keep him?

They've cut a lot of good players too.  Not everything Belichick does is as smart as everyone makes it out to be. 

I don't think Garcia is worth much, but he has to be better than some of these scrubs we'll have in camp. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on May 12, 2018, 10:50:58 AM
If it's a good investment, why didn't they keep him?


Added above
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on May 12, 2018, 10:52:53 AM
stash him for a year? That would be 2 out of football, yeah a stellar investment.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on May 12, 2018, 10:58:08 AM
stash him for a year? That would be 2 out of football, yeah a stellar investment.

Dudes horribly out of shape not crippled. It sounds like he's cleared to practice and participate. But no way so you wanna start a guy at left tackle after he lost over 40 pounds in a year in and out of the hospital with clots in his lungs

So he wouldn't be out of football this year, he'd be more like a practice squad player wasting a roster spot
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on May 12, 2018, 11:02:00 AM
He failed a physical and had blood clot issues. That doesn't sound like a practice squad stash to me. Also when you have blood clot issues the only workout you're doing is taking meds and sitting on the couch. They're not allowed to do anything physical because blood clots can cause death.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on May 12, 2018, 11:07:40 AM
On rotoworld it says he was cleared to return to play football in March.

Now dudes probably on all kinds of blood thinners and excrement, but that shouldn't stop him from playing football
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on May 12, 2018, 12:34:01 PM
On rotoworld it says he was cleared to return to play football in March.

Now dudes probably on all kinds of blood thinners and excrement, but that shouldn't stop him from playing football
Blood thinners and a heavy contact sport.  Great combo.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on May 12, 2018, 02:23:14 PM
Blood thinners and a heavy contact sport.  Great combo.

In the last few years, there has been a rash of blood clots in high level athletes. I know of at least half a dozen hockey players that have missed at least half a season because of it. Maybe it's diagnosed better and has always been there. However, the last thing you do when a blood clot is your diagnosis, is play sports and/or workout. He may still have symptoms, he may just suck who knows.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on May 12, 2018, 05:50:03 PM
Blood thinners and a heavy contact sport.  Great combo.
For the medically dumb amongst us, explain why please?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on May 12, 2018, 05:55:27 PM
For the medically dumb amongst us, explain why please?

You don't clot. So imagine getting dinged up. A simple bruise can become problematic for the player.Haveyou ever taken aspirin? It does the same thing just not at a dangerous level. I take a baby aspirin and get bruises when I never used to.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on May 14, 2018, 10:22:37 AM
You don't clot. So imagine getting dinged up. A simple bruise can become problematic for the player.Haveyou ever taken aspirin? It does the same thing just not at a dangerous level. I take a baby aspirin and get bruises when I never used to.

Yeah, after my father had a stroke, he was on Coumadin the rest of his life. He worked in construction and always had to be careful of cutting himself. It's basically like making yourself a hemophiliac to prevent clots from plugging up your arteries. A "simple" cut could make you bleed out.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on May 14, 2018, 11:51:41 AM
Yeah, after my father had a stroke, he was on Coumadin the rest of his life. He worked in construction and always had to be careful of cutting himself. It's basically like making yourself a hemophiliac to prevent clots from plugging up your arteries. A "simple" cut could make you bleed out.

Bleeding out is on the extreme end but is possible. For a professional athlete blood thinners are a non starter in any sport. Can you imagine a muscle tear?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on May 14, 2018, 01:08:56 PM
Bleeding out is on the extreme end but is possible. For a professional athlete blood thinners are a non starter in any sport. Can you imagine a muscle tear?

Yeah, don't get me wrong, my father cut himself a few times and didn't bleed out.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on May 14, 2018, 01:19:51 PM
I'm not going to pretend I have the experience with his specific condition or athletes with coagulation issues.  He may be fine.  All I'm saying is that it's a bit different having his condition as a regular person vs a person taking constant trauma, especially in the head.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on May 14, 2018, 02:36:23 PM
I don't think he'd be allowed to play a sport like football if he was still on blood thinners, that's just insane

typically anybody that develops a clot requires treatment with a blood thinner for 3-6 months and that should be okay. if they have recurrence of clots, if they continue to have 'unprovoked' clots or if they have disorders that make them prone to clots, they may have to be anticoagulated for life. but if it's a 'provoked' clot, treatment typically ranges from 3-6 months.

alio, i'm guessing your father was on coumadin after he had a stroke because they found the cause of the stroke to be a cardioembolic clot in origin from an irregular heart rhythm. otherwise, the time you'd use a blood thinner for an ischemic stroke would be within the 3-4.5 hour window after the patient first started developing symptoms

anyhow, if this guy is playing football again then i highly doubt he is on any blood thinners. he's probably completed his treatment course already
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on May 14, 2018, 02:48:41 PM
I don't think he'd be allowed to play a sport like football if he was still on blood thinners, that's just insane

typically anybody that develops a clot requires treatment with a blood thinner for 3-6 months and that should be okay. if they have recurrence of clots, if they continue to have 'unprovoked' clots or if they have disorders that make them prone to clots, they may have to be anticoagulated for life. but if it's a 'provoked' clot, treatment typically ranges from 3-6 months.

alio, i'm guessing your father was on coumadin after he had a stroke because they found the cause of the stroke to be a cardioembolic clot in origin from an irregular heart rhythm. otherwise, the time you'd use a blood thinner for an ischemic stroke would be within the 3-4.5 hour window after the patient first started developing symptoms

anyhow, if this guy is playing football again then i highly doubt he is on any blood thinners. he's probably completed his treatment course already
Makes sense.  Who knows what caused his or what meds he's on.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 14, 2018, 04:53:27 PM
Jets claim Antonio Garcia


Lmaooooooo
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Jumbo on June 08, 2018, 12:44:23 PM
Heavy rumors going around that Gronk won't be on the Pats by the end of the day.

And now that those rumors are likely false. Booooooooo
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on June 08, 2018, 01:13:35 PM
Heavy rumors going around that Gronk won't be on the Pats by the end of the day.

And now that those rumors are likely false. Booooooooo

Well I was amused for about .69 seconds.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on July 09, 2018, 10:48:43 AM
https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/NFL-Player-Brandon-Browner-Arrested-in-Azusa-487609691.html

Another former Patriot criminal.  How many murders and attempted murders need to be committed before the NFL bans them (or at least Brady and Belichick).  I also believe that further punishment should include allowing the Jets to select the Pats' next "coach for life".  Is Kotite still alive?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 01, 2018, 12:38:53 PM
Jordan Matthews waived injured.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on August 04, 2018, 04:03:55 PM
Sony Michel hurt his knee and has to have surgery.

freak the Pats
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 16, 2018, 07:27:56 PM
Quote
Patriots have brought a cart to the medical tent, where top draft pick Isaiah Wynn was getting looked at.  They are now taking Wynn to the locker room on a cart.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 16, 2018, 07:42:03 PM
Good, freak him
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 16, 2018, 07:48:46 PM
Good, freak him
Probably strained his vagina. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 17, 2018, 07:40:00 AM
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sports/profootballdoc/sd-sp-pfd-isaiah-wynn-achilles-patriots-20180817-story.html

The profootballdoc dude says it's likely an achilles rupture.  He's usually right, although he is doing it only by video.  Hopefully he's correct, although I'm sure that scheme could allow Brady to pass for 400 yards with 5 Wayne Hunter corpses blocking for him.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 17, 2018, 10:42:00 AM
Quote
Patriots first-round pick Isaiah Wynn to miss 2018 season with torn Achilles: http://on.nfl.com/H5qQ7A  (via @RapSheet + @TomPelissero)

Die Brady.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on August 17, 2018, 02:21:15 PM
Die Brady.
German for "the Brady" obviously

Sent from my LM-G710VM using Tapatalk

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on August 17, 2018, 03:28:28 PM
The Brady, The
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 17, 2018, 09:28:34 PM
Kill Bardy
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 22, 2018, 03:31:32 PM
Released Kenny Britt.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 03, 2018, 09:22:07 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1036762127284031488
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 03, 2018, 09:25:12 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1036762127284031488
Haha.  Salt in the wound.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 06, 2018, 04:49:33 PM
Source: the Patriots have placed second-round CB Duke Dawson (hamstring) on injured reserve and signed WR Riley McCarron from the practice squad.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 04:55:09 PM
The #Patriots waived WR Chad Hansen, per ESPN.

Bled him dry of info.  Now sending his deflated corpse back to the Jets or someone else.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 10, 2018, 05:22:10 PM
Jeremy Hill out for the season with a torn ACL.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on September 11, 2018, 08:48:46 AM
Pats signed WR Corey Coleman
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 11, 2018, 05:27:12 PM
Pats signed WR Corey Coleman

They must be desperate. That system depends so much on receivers running tight routes and getting their timing spot on, and I don't think I've seen anything that suggests that Corey Coleman is that guy.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 12, 2018, 11:27:58 AM
Quote
Belichick says Bortles belongs in the same category of mobile QBs as two the Patriots have seen recently, Deshaun Watson and Cam Newton
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 12, 2018, 11:37:59 AM
They are in the same category.  They are all listed as QBs on a roster.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 24, 2018, 05:41:48 AM
https://twitter.com/jtylerconway/status/1044014301311373313
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 26, 2018, 11:27:18 AM
Quote
More bad news for the Patriots, as running back Rex Burkhead and linebacker Ja'Whaun Bentley reportedly are headed to IR.

Burkhead was trash anyways
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 26, 2018, 11:36:54 AM
The #Patriots waived WR Chad Hansen, per ESPN.

Bled him dry of info.

That's 15 minutes they'll never get back.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 26, 2018, 12:25:30 PM
Patriots 2018 draft class

Round 1: OL Isaiah Wynn - IR
1: RB Sony Michel - Missed 1 game
2: CB Duke Dawson - IR
5: LB Ja'Whaun Bentley - IR
6: LB Christian Sam - IR
7: QB Danny Etling - practice squad
7: CB Keion Crossed - Debuted Sunday
7: WR Braxton Berrios - IR
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 26, 2018, 12:33:48 PM
Patriots 2018 draft class

Round 1: OL Isaiah Wynn - IR
1: RB Sony Michel - Missed 1 game
2: CB Duke Dawson - IR
5: LB Ja'Whaun Bentley - IR
6: LB Christian Sam - IR
7: QB Danny Etling - practice squad
7: CB Keion Crossed - Debuted Sunday
7: WR Braxton Berrios - IR

More evidence of why you trade picks for players that you know can help you, and not the other way around. (Revis)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on September 26, 2018, 01:03:07 PM
More evidence of why you trade picks for players that you know can help you, and not the other way around. (Revis)

If you understood how a salary cap worked, you would stop rehashing this nonsense.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on September 26, 2018, 01:54:32 PM
Everyone knows that players you trade for cannot get hurt
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 26, 2018, 01:54:51 PM
If you understood how a salary cap worked, you would stop rehashing this nonsense.

I understood he was signed for $6 million without the option of holding out. Wonder what Dee Milliner is up to.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on September 26, 2018, 02:42:26 PM
I understood he was signed for $6 million without the option of holding out. Wonder what Dee Milliner is up to.

I'm not getting into this again. You were wrong then, and you're still wrong today.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 26, 2018, 02:50:51 PM
I'm not getting into this again. You were wrong then, and you're still wrong today.

That's always your answer because you have no answer and at this point you never will.

At least we went on to win a Super Bowl and Revis didn't. Oh.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 26, 2018, 02:58:21 PM
Now I don't know every one of those players situations, but that many rookies on IR? Either they're having horrible luck, or the Patriots are basically cheating and exaggerating injuries to essentially red shirt all their rookies to load up the roster with guys who can contribute now while those guys are stashed for the future.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on September 26, 2018, 03:02:34 PM
That's always your answer because you have no answer and at this point you never will.

At least we went on to win a Super Bowl and Revis didn't. Oh.

it's my answer NOW, because i've explained it to you numerous times. In fact, half the board explained it to you. For some reason, you refuse to accept reality.

You're like Homer Simpson when the cops were trying to put him into Witness Protection, and he wouldn't accept his last name being changed to Thompson.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 26, 2018, 03:21:21 PM
it's my answer NOW, because i've explained it to you numerous times. In fact, half the board explained it to you.

Half the board was freaking wrong. Sorry.

Everyone thinks they're a draft guru and these picks are gold, they aren't, which was my point here in the first place. Professionals who have spent their lives in football miss on half their picks if not more, even the great Belichick. A known quantity who is a good player, or Hall of Famer for example, is better than an unknown. That fact that more people here still don't realize that isn't my problem.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 26, 2018, 03:46:50 PM
More evidence of why you trade picks for players that you know can help you, and not the other way around. (Revis)

More evidence of why Belichick is a excrement GM who lucked into a QB.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on September 26, 2018, 04:14:32 PM
Half the board was freaking wrong. Sorry.

Everyone thinks they're a draft guru and these picks are gold, they aren't, which was my point here in the first place. Professionals who have spent their lives in football miss on half their picks if not more, even the great Belichick. A known quantity who is a good player, or Hall of Famer for example, is better than an unknown. That fact that more people here still don't realize that isn't my problem.
Amazing...you still don’t get it.


#HomerThompson
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on September 26, 2018, 04:46:32 PM
Now I don't know every one of those players situations, but that many rookies on IR? Either they're having horrible luck, or the Patriots are basically cheating and exaggerating injuries to essentially red shirt all their rookies to load up the roster with guys who can contribute now while those guys are stashed for the future.
This was my gut reaction too.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 26, 2018, 04:58:28 PM
This was my gut reaction too.

Five years ago it might have been, but without Brady the Patriots basically have no future and some fifth round schmuck DB isn't going to be the difference maker.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 26, 2018, 05:25:35 PM
Five years ago it might have been, but without Brady the Patriots basically have no future and some fifth round schmuck DB isn't going to be the difference maker.

It's not about the future, it's about stashing the future players so they can fill up the roster with win now plug and play guys to bandage all the holes on that team.

Instead of 5 rookies you'll have 5 guys who can come in for the vet minimum and teach the youngin while filling in gaps
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 26, 2018, 06:21:29 PM
It's not about the future, it's about stashing the future players so they can fill up the roster with win now plug and play guys to bandage all the holes on that team.

Instead of 5 rookies you'll have 5 guys who can come in for the vet minimum and teach the youngin while filling in gaps

I understood your point, but it doesn't change mine which is that if he was actually any good at drafting he'd be starting the young players to make his team better. If your draftees are worse than a bunch of JAGs playing for vet minimum you are excrement at drafting.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 26, 2018, 06:53:19 PM
I understood your point, but it doesn't change mine which is that if he was actually any good at drafting he'd be starting the young players to make his team better. If your draftees are worse than a bunch of JAGs playing for vet minimum you are excrement at drafting.

OH he's definitely excrement at drafting. I'm not disagreeing there. But it doesn't change they I think he would be willing to use IR as a modified practice squad
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 27, 2018, 09:46:57 AM
Wow that’s a really dumb point. Who was the Vet the patriots signed and are now better off with than Isaiah Wynn?

We should just rest Marcus Maye the rest of the year since Doug Middleton has looked so good
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 24, 2018, 12:08:22 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/ryanalph/status/1055129678288220161


Yooooooooo


If you know who this guy is on twitter you have a smug grin on your face right now.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 24, 2018, 12:08:58 PM
3 RTs lmao
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 24, 2018, 12:10:11 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/ryanalph/status/1055129678288220161


Yooooooooo


If you know who this guy is on twitter you have a smug grin on your face right now.

An ignorant racist Boston sports fan? Say it ain't so.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 29, 2018, 03:43:08 PM
Good to see Belichick working his magic again. Sure does deserve that reputation for his ability to turn fuckups into choirboys.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000980629/article/josh-gordon-to-be-benched-for-first-quarter-vs-bills
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 11, 2018, 07:28:14 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1061786611950718976

A Boston 10
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on November 11, 2018, 08:30:16 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1061786611950718976

A Boston 10
I think we should respect her self restraint in putting it in her mouth and not eating it, I feel like that's a rare thing for her.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on November 12, 2018, 12:01:56 AM
This gets better every loop.

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/k1zqhjdpy4bbbzoorq7j.mp4 (https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/k1zqhjdpy4bbbzoorq7j.mp4)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on November 12, 2018, 03:29:11 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/P4mohhU.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 21, 2018, 09:07:02 AM
https://www.nbcsports.com/boston/patriots/bills-coming-due-patriots-dynasty-after-season?amp&__twitter_impression=true
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on December 20, 2018, 08:56:51 AM
Typically I hate to see things like this happen to NFL players  but it is a kick in the nuts to the Patriots offense

Josh Gordon - WR - Patriots
Josh Gordon announced he is "stepping away from the football field for a bit to focus on my mental health."

According to NFL Network's Tom Pelissero, Gordon is facing another indefinite suspension for violating the terms of his reinstatement. "I take my mental health very seriously at this point to ensure I remain able to perform at the highest level," Gordon wrote. "I have recently felt like I could have a better grasp on things mentally." Gordon made no reference to relapse or suspension in his statement. Reportedly facing another indefinite ban, it is, unfortunately, possible Gordon has played his final snap in the NFL, but there is no way to know for sure how this situation will play out. With Gordon out, the Patriots will turn back to Chris Hogan, Phillip Dorsett, and Cordarrelle Patterson behind Julian Edelman.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on December 20, 2018, 09:11:02 AM
Wow. Who could have predicted such a thing?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on December 20, 2018, 09:11:59 AM
I'll always be in favor of less weapons for Bardy.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 20, 2018, 09:16:48 AM
I'll always be in favor of less weapons for Bardy.

fewer
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on December 20, 2018, 09:19:28 AM
fewer

less
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 20, 2018, 09:23:57 AM
less

prrt
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on December 20, 2018, 09:25:14 AM
prrt

frrt
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on December 20, 2018, 09:28:47 AM
Now's the time to sign Gordon on the cheap.

/tgg
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 20, 2018, 11:55:47 AM
I never feel bad for the Pats suffering misfortunes, but I do feel bad for Gordon. While guys like Kareem Hunt can DIAF, I always feel for guys suffering from addiction.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on December 20, 2018, 03:09:48 PM
Hopefully all news outlets will refer to Gordon as a "former Patriot" since he has a bad history, not a former Brown.  We need as much smearing of the Patriots reputation as possible. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 20, 2018, 03:22:29 PM
There's an old saying: freak the Patriots.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on December 21, 2018, 07:35:59 AM
I never feel bad for the Pats suffering misfortunes, but I do feel bad for Gordon. While guys like Kareem Hunt can DIAF, I always feel for guys suffering from addiction.

If it's weed is it really addiction so much as him being a freaking bonehead?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on December 21, 2018, 08:49:40 AM
If it's weed is it really addiction so much as him being a freaking bonehead?

I feel like anything you can't stop doing despite the desire to quit is an addiction.  The question is whether he wants to quit or actively chooses weed over a career.  I don't care too much beyond typing this, and that's more than I should.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on December 21, 2018, 09:03:42 AM
If it's weed is it really addiction so much as him being a freaking bonehead?

He's an alcoholic
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on December 21, 2018, 01:24:22 PM
If it's weed is it really addiction so much as him being a freaking bonehead?

Have you ever met a bona fide gambling addict?  They're among the most hopelessly addicted junkies you'll ever meet and they aren't putting a single chemical into their system. 

If you can be addicted to gambling, you can sure as excrement be addicted to weed. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on December 22, 2018, 11:25:13 AM
Have you ever met a bona fide gambling addict?  They're among the most hopelessly addicted junkies you'll ever meet and they aren't putting a single chemical into their system. 

If you can be addicted to gambling, you can sure as excrement be addicted to weed. 


Ten bucks says you have never met a real gambling addict.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 22, 2018, 10:26:09 PM
[wrong thread]
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 23, 2018, 10:02:34 AM
[wrong thread]

freak the patriots
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 24, 2018, 10:33:41 AM
Weed is pretty mild, just saying.

Also, freak the Patriots.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on December 24, 2018, 11:56:30 AM
Weed is pretty mild, just saying.

Also, freak the Patriots.

I think the Xanax and booze are at least as much of a problem for Gordon as the weed. Cumulatively it means he's a bit of a mess.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 07, 2019, 10:48:42 AM
Pats are getting two 3rd round comp picks for Malcolm butler and Nate solder
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on January 07, 2019, 12:29:19 PM
Pats are getting two 3rd round comp picks for Malcolm butler and Nate solder

The Rams get a 3rd rounder for letting us sign Trumaine Johnson. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 07, 2019, 01:04:07 PM
The Rams get a 3rd rounder for letting us sign Trumaine Johnson. 

Ugh I didn’t want to type those words, ty for your service
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 07, 2019, 01:10:18 PM
So do we lose a 3rd rounder? Because we'd probably just draft another shitty CB with it, so it's probably a wash.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Gorilla on January 07, 2019, 01:29:14 PM
So do we lose a 3rd rounder? Because we'd probably just draft another shitty CB with it, so it's probably a wash.

No, we did not just trade a 3rd rounder for TJohnson, in addition to giving him a huge contract.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 07, 2019, 03:17:32 PM
So do we lose a 3rd rounder? Because we'd probably just draft another shitty CB with it, so it's probably a wash.

Comp pick at the back end of the third round. We still have both of our third round picks.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 17, 2019, 10:02:39 AM
Is Julian Edelman the most annoying person on twitter?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 27, 2019, 03:56:27 PM
@AdamSchefter
Asked if there’s any chance that Super Bowl LIII is his last game, Tom Brady told @JeffDarlington, “Zero.”
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on January 27, 2019, 09:13:06 PM
@AdamSchefter
Asked if there’s any chance that Super Bowl LIII is his last game, Tom Brady told @JeffDarlington, “Zero.”
Brady delenda est
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on January 27, 2019, 09:24:21 PM
brady trying to push this dishonest 'underdog' agenda/role has been the most annoying thing of the entire playoffs. as if anybody considered him 'done' or an 'underdog' when he's literally been winning his whole career

what a piece of excrement
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 27, 2019, 09:57:19 PM
brady trying to push this dishonest 'underdog' agenda/role has been the most annoying thing of the entire playoffs. as if anybody considered him 'done' or an 'underdog' when he's literally been winning his whole career

what a piece of excrement
I mean, I guess he's an underdog against father time, but he's not playing them this week.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 28, 2019, 09:43:22 AM
Brady has added years onto his career by French kissing his children every day, slowly draining their life force and extending his vitality


It’s called the TB12 method
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: guinness77 on January 28, 2019, 01:53:46 PM
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25870358/rams-cb-nickell-robey-coleman-age-taken-toll-pats-tom-brady?platform=amp

To quote Tommy, this guy...
Shut the freak up and just play. Just, why give this guy more material?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 13, 2019, 10:46:04 PM
Quote
This is interesting: Adam Humphries verbally agreed to a deal w/ the #Titans on Monday. On Tuesday, the #Patriots came in & offered him a deal w/ a larger AAV & guarantees than the Tennessee deal, per @DougKyed.

Humphries didn’t change his mind and stayed committed to Tennessee.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on March 13, 2019, 11:08:04 PM
Awesome
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Hemi on March 14, 2019, 04:47:10 AM


Good.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on March 14, 2019, 05:53:11 AM
Somebody has to be true to their word.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 28, 2019, 03:46:29 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1111364333496422400

Lmao, they’re probably better off though
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 28, 2019, 03:57:23 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1111364333496422400

Lmao, they’re probably better off though

"Spend more time on my faith and family" translates to "my wife found out I've been banging a 23 year old and if I spend the next five months living at Foxborough 7 days a week it's going to cost me a fortune when she takes half of my excrement".
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 01, 2019, 06:06:40 PM
Tom Brady started a twitter account today. Now Barry can @ him directly.

https://mobile.twitter.com/sportstalkbarry/status/1112842232737001472
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 01, 2019, 06:09:02 PM
Tom Brady started a twitter account today.

Thus adding further evidence to my assertion that everyone who uses Twitter is a queynte.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 01, 2019, 06:33:26 PM
Thus adding further evidence to my assertion that everyone who uses Twitter is a queynte.

What’s your excuse then
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 01, 2019, 06:46:36 PM
What’s your excuse then
Red Coats are cunts at birth
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 01, 2019, 06:53:27 PM
What’s your excuse then

Not every queynte uses Twitter, but everyone who uses Twitter is a queynte. There are likely exceptions to that rule, but it's sufficiently true to apply as a blanket rule. Racists, snowflakes, liars, trolls, attention seekers and socially inept malcontents make up at least 90% of their userbase. If we just turned Twitter off tomorrow the world would be a much better place.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 01, 2019, 06:54:35 PM
Not every queynte uses Twitter, but everyone who uses Twitter is a queynte. There are likely exceptions to that rule, but it's sufficiently true to apply as a blanket rule. Racists, snowflakes, liars, trolls, attention seekers and socially inept malcontents make up at least 90% of their userbase. If we just turned Twitter off tomorrow the world would be a much better place.
You are wrong
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 01, 2019, 07:12:29 PM
You are wrong

I apologise. 95% is closer to correct.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on April 01, 2019, 08:57:08 PM
Not every queynte uses Twitter, but everyone who uses Twitter is a queynte. There are likely exceptions to that rule, but it's sufficiently true to apply as a blanket rule. Racists, snowflakes, liars, trolls, attention seekers and socially inept malcontents make up at least 90% of their userbase. If we just turned Twitter off tomorrow the world would be a much better place.

facebook and instagram are much, much worse than twitter. it's no contest
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 02, 2019, 06:42:16 AM
facebook and instagram are much, much worse than twitter. it's no contest

Nah. FB is not by definition anonymous, while IG is predicated more upon vanity. Twitter is specifically designed to allow anyone to say the most heinous and stupid things they can dredge from the bottom of their sordid, revolting little minds while hiding behind a veil of complete anonymity.

Twitter is the digital embodiment and enabler of everything that's wrong with current society.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 02, 2019, 08:18:13 AM
Nah. FB is not by definition anonymous, while IG is predicated more upon vanity. Twitter is specifically designed to allow anyone to say the most heinous and stupid things they can dredge from the bottom of their sordid, revolting little minds while hiding behind a veil of complete anonymity.

Twitter is the digital embodiment and enabler of everything that's wrong with current society.

so what you're saying is twitter hurts your feelings.  Got it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on April 02, 2019, 12:20:03 PM
Speaking of Twitter and the Pats, Tom Brady jumped on yesterday and his first tweet was an April Fool's joke saying he's retiring.

#Whatever
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 02, 2019, 01:19:37 PM
so what you're saying is twitter hurts your feelings.  Got it.

No, I'm saying that I choose not to spend my time reading the unhinged rantings of anonymous racists, trolls and weirdos.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 02, 2019, 02:26:54 PM
No, I'm saying that I choose not to spend my time reading the unhinged rantings of anonymous racists, trolls and weirdos.

feelings hurt confirmed.


Twitter is the preferred conduit for sports media to report up-to-the-minute news.  It's a wonderful way to stay informed on your teams.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 02, 2019, 02:34:18 PM
feelings hurt confirmed.


Twitter is the preferred conduit for sports media to report up-to-the-minute news.  It's a wonderful way to stay informed on your teams.

That's why I come here.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 02, 2019, 02:42:15 PM
That's why I come here.

JO won't live forever
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 02, 2019, 02:49:38 PM
JO won't live forever

It won't be Twitter that replaces it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 02, 2019, 02:52:41 PM
It won't be Twitter that replaces it.

Incorrect.  In fact, other messageboards have already started losing members to twitter/reddit years ago.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 02, 2019, 02:58:18 PM
Incorrect.  In fact, other messageboards have already started losing members to twitter/reddit years ago.

Only the ones with attention spans too short for actual discussion that requires more than a single badly written sentence.

It is the worst form of social media by a huge distance. It panders to the lowest common denominator. Mildly useful if you really must have that Shefter gossip before anyone else, completely useless if you want to actually discuss the news with anything resembling adult intelligence, awesome if you want to call anyone who replies to it a gay libtard nazi.

I'm not going to apologise for wanting a better level of discourse than the electronic equivalent of a group of drunk retards yelling at each other in a darkened room.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Gorilla on April 02, 2019, 03:06:26 PM
feelings hurt confirmed.


Twitter is the preferred conduit for sports media to report up-to-the-minute news.  It's a wonderful way to stay informed on your teams.

You guys realize that both of you are correct, right?

I've never tweeted once, but I do use it to follow a crap-ton of various beat writers, NFL and MLB. It's a remarkable source for news, if you're even mildly discerning.

I also know that reading the responses below tweets, or following random sports fans, or celebrities, or wannabe celebrity news reporters, or pretty much most humans on Twitter who are convinced that mankind is as interested in their opinions as they are themselves (and keep in mind that most people actually have pride in how uninformed their opinions are....the faster your brain shits out a thought, the faster you should share it!) is extremely toxic and discouraging.
Like I said before, it's a goddamn cesspool of extra chromosomes for the most part.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 02, 2019, 03:07:14 PM
Incorrect.  In fact, other messageboards have already started losing members to twitter/reddit years ago.

I replaced TGG with Twitter. I only came to YDKF because you told me I should.





So yeah, this is your fault.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 02, 2019, 03:14:29 PM
You guys realize that both of you are correct, right?

I've never tweeted once, but I do use it to follow a crap-ton of various beat writers, NFL and MLB. It's a remarkable source for news, if you're even mildly discerning.

I also know that reading the responses below tweets, or following random sports fans, or celebrities, or wannabe celebrity news reporters, or pretty much most humans on Twitter who are convinced that mankind is as interested in their opinions as they are themselves (and keep in mind that most people actually have pride in how uninformed their opinions are....the faster your brain shits out a thought, the faster you should share it!).
Like I said before, it's a goddamn cesspool of extra chromosomes for the most part.

The thing about Twitter is that it takes careful cultivation of your timeline to be useful. I had a lot of crap in my stream until I started unfollowing/muting people who were making my feed a cesspool.

I follow a bunch of sports-related people (like Schefter and Yankees/Jets beat writers), a few media people whose opinions I trust (Soledad O'Brien is one of the best), bands I like, and gamers who have like interests to me.

There's a ton of garbage on Twitter, but there's a lot of quality content too. You just have to actively manage what you consume.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Gorilla on April 02, 2019, 03:15:08 PM
I replaced TGG with Twitter. I only came to YDKF because you told me I should.



So yeah, this is your fault.

Haha, i know right?

Actually, the nyjets subreddit is surprisingly not as terrible as you might think. Better than the majority of Jets messageboards imo (not that I'm an expert).
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Gorilla on April 02, 2019, 03:20:23 PM
The thing about Twitter is that it takes careful cultivation of your timeline to be useful. I had a lot of crap in my stream until I started unfollowing/muting people who were making my feed a cesspool.

I follow a bunch of sports-related people (like Schefter and Yankees/Jets beat writers), a few media people whose opinions I trust (Soledad O'Brien is one of the best), bands I like, and gamers who have like interests to me.

There's a ton of garbage on Twitter, but there's a lot of quality content too. You just have to actively manage what you consume.

100% agree.
Twitter is a must-use tool for every sports team or anyone involved in news or entertainment to keep people up-to-date conveniently.

It's also a tool for countless millions to share their hate and idiocy and prideful ignorance to their 19 followers.

Like you said, the quality of speedy and accurate info is unmatched if you take the time to follow the right accounts.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 02, 2019, 03:29:32 PM
100% agree.
Twitter is a must-use tool for every sports team or anyone involved in news or entertainment to keep people up-to-date conveniently.

It's also a tool for countless millions to share their hate and idiocy and prideful ignorance to their 19 followers.

Like you said, the quality of speedy and accurate info is unmatched if you take the time to follow the right accounts.

Anything that appears on Twitter is on /r/hockey or /r/nfl or /r/baseball or /r/nba within seconds, but without me having to curate anything.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 02, 2019, 03:38:56 PM
Haha, i know right?

Actually, the nyjets subreddit is surprisingly not as terrible as you might think. Better than the majority of Jets messageboards imo (not that I'm an expert).

The only time I'm ever on reddit is once a week because a video game I play posts a weekly Q&A discussing coming features. Honestly, this site is the only long-form place I go on the web. I barely even scroll quickly through Twitter these days. It's just too much overload.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Gorilla on April 02, 2019, 03:40:09 PM
Anything that appears on Twitter is on /r/hockey or /r/nfl or /r/baseball or /r/nba within seconds, but without me having to curate anything.

Yes, absolutely true.

I'm not trying to be an advocate for everyone using Twitter, nor am I saying it's necessary. Reddit is an INFINITELY more useful site.

But reddit is  arguably an equal cesspool of idiocy, hate, misinformation, etc.
I guess my point is: there are beneficial and good things on this planet, and there are also bad things. That's all the insight I can offer today haha.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on April 02, 2019, 03:41:58 PM
The thing about Twitter is that it takes careful cultivation of your timeline to be useful. I had a lot of crap in my stream until I started unfollowing/muting people who were making my feed a cesspool.

I follow a bunch of sports-related people (like Schefter and Yankees/Jets beat writers), a few media people whose opinions I trust (Soledad O'Brien is one of the best), bands I like, and gamers who have like interests to me.

There's a ton of garbage on Twitter, but there's a lot of quality content too. You just have to actively manage what you consume.

Most people I know use Twitter like this and don't tweet.

Comments under anything on any site or format are usually a hilarious shitshow.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 02, 2019, 03:43:34 PM
But reddit is  arguably an equal cesspool of idiocy, hate, misinformation, etc.

That's definitely true, although at least replies in the major sports subs are moderated fairly strictly to keep the trolls at bay, and just as importantly it's possible to actual have discussion involving long words and multiple sentences to make your point. Twitter gives you the information, but Reddit enables you to discuss it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Gorilla on April 02, 2019, 03:56:05 PM

Comments under anything on any site or format are usually a hilarious shitshow.

Yes, definitely agree.
Websites are all about allowing comments and fostering viewer "engagement", no matter how useless their thoughts.

Any website article, any Youtube video, any tweet...the resulting comments are almost always brain cancer.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Gorilla on April 02, 2019, 04:04:51 PM
That's definitely true, although at least replies in the major sports subs are moderated fairly strictly to keep the trolls at bay, and just as importantly it's possible to actual have discussion involving long words and multiple sentences to make your point. Twitter gives you the information, but Reddit enables you to discuss it.

Yep, the most active subs for major sports teams are moderated, which is a benefit.

Like i said before, reddit is freakin awesome and, after Youtube, the greatest website on Earth imo (oh along with wikipedia). I use it daily.
Imho, if you only use Youtube, reddit, and wikipedia, you can give yourself a nearly-college education on an impressive number of topics.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 02, 2019, 06:23:18 PM
I replaced TGG with Twitter. I only came to YDKF because you told me I should.





So yeah, this is your fault.
You’re welcome
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on April 03, 2019, 11:19:12 AM
Nah. FB is not by definition anonymous, while IG is predicated more upon vanity. Twitter is specifically designed to allow anyone to say the most heinous and stupid things they can dredge from the bottom of their sordid, revolting little minds while hiding behind a veil of complete anonymity.

Twitter is the digital embodiment and enabler of everything that's wrong with current society.

i think some others have hit the points that i wanted to make. there is honestly no wrong answer. you're right about what you can find on twitter, and very right about the lack of moderation. if anything, the attempts at moderation on twitter are derriere backwards, as the actual trolls can get by without fault, and actual earnest users will get banned for no reason.

twitter is probably the most meaningful to me because of how i use it, which others have also brought up. i follow **some** sports accounts, not a lot. i follow a lot of accounts that post about different historical eras, accounts that post about books, and follow a few friends who have actually gone into reporting/journalism.

i can say that i hardly, if ever, read any replies to big/popular tweets, as there is nothing to be seen there. my timeline pretty much consists of the above material, and i see new, interesting, informative things on twitter all the time, every day. i find it highly useful.

you can't scroll down on instagram or look at a person's story without getting an unnecessary ad/sponsor thrown in your face that you don't want to follow. your instagram timeline does not consist of posts from who you follow, but stuff that instagram wants you to see. and, as you mentioned, the predication on vanity adds nothing to my day or enjoyment, unless i want to see hot sluts who were blessed by genetics with great bodies talk about how the fitness they've been doing over the past few months have helped to shape their bodies.

facebook is nothing but older family members/friends who you don't even talk to anymore spread stupid links and stories that have nothing to do with what you're interested in seeing or not.

to each his own
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 18, 2019, 07:44:00 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/patriots/status/1118623021865025536

Karma needs to step in here and make sure this organization never wins again
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 07, 2019, 03:14:59 PM
"I’m a Jets fan too. Every time we play ’em, we win," said Julian Edelman.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on May 10, 2019, 02:25:42 PM
Pats signed WR Dontrell Inman
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: guinness77 on May 10, 2019, 03:44:00 PM
"I’m a Jets fan too. Every time we play ’em, we win," said Julian Edelman.
I love how this guy drunkenly stuck his hand up a woman’s skirt and that’s been brushed under the rug.
(https://i.imgur.com/PrTVAkV.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: delavan on May 10, 2019, 07:47:15 PM
"I’m a Jets fan too. Every time we play ’em, we win," said Julian Edelman.
Edelman played his first NFL game vs. the Jets.  Jets won 16 - 9.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on May 10, 2019, 08:21:25 PM
Edelman played his first NFL game vs. the Jets.  Jets won 16 - 9.

12-4 in his career v the Jets. Lost 3 of his first 5 against us including the 2010 playoff game, won 10 of the next 11.

freak the whole "kill Brady" thing. It's stupid and no one is getting close enough to Brady to hurt him, they haven't for years. He's too smart a player to take that kind of contact. Kill Edelman, though? I can get behind that. I wouldn't be mad if we ended his career.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 10, 2019, 11:15:46 PM
freak the whole "kill Brady" thing.

Yeah, No.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on May 12, 2019, 10:18:43 AM
Yeah, No.

Pretty soon it will just be "let Brady die of natural causes", which I'm also good with.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on May 13, 2019, 01:51:34 AM
Yeah, No.

+1
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on May 21, 2019, 04:22:06 PM
Edelman signing a two year extension so he can continue to be an irritating shithead.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 28, 2019, 02:43:55 PM
https://twitter.com/zackcoxnesn/status/1133457177430155264

attention whore
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: guinness77 on May 29, 2019, 12:46:03 AM
https://twitter.com/zackcoxnesn/status/1133457177430155264

attention whore
Did he freak his knee up blowing that dude?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 29, 2019, 08:03:56 AM
Did he freak his knee up blowing that dude?

I think blowing dudes only makes him stronger
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: IATA on June 05, 2019, 11:37:57 AM
Sefarian-Jenkins was cut, a day after not showing up for OTAs


goodnight sweet prince, your career has eclipsed
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on June 05, 2019, 12:08:09 PM
Is Gronk still retired? I forget.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on June 12, 2019, 06:11:23 PM
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter

The Patriots filed tampering charges Wednesday against the Houston Texans for the attempted general manager hire of Nick Caserio, league sources told ESPN.

The NFL now is expected to gather relevant informant to open its investigation against Houston, per sources.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on June 12, 2019, 08:09:39 PM
Lmao

Houston is going to trade them a draft pick for this nerd
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 05, 2019, 10:52:04 AM
Brady signed a two year extension. That guy is like a freaking cockroach.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on August 05, 2019, 10:54:51 PM
Brady signed a two year extension. That guy is like a freaking cockroach.

I believe that this is less about the extension and more about paying Brady more money. It won’t keep him from retiring when he wants to walk away (which hopefully is at the end of this year
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 06, 2019, 11:01:38 AM
I believe that this is less about the extension and more about paying Brady more money. It won’t keep him from retiring when he wants to walk away (which hopefully is at the end of this year

I mean they are reporting that him and his wife have put their Boston home for sale
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: delavan on August 22, 2019, 11:21:14 AM
https://www.nbcsports.com/boston/patriots/patriots-patrick-chung-indicted-cocaine-possession-charge

Patriots' Patrick Chung indicted on cocaine possession charge
By NBC Sports Boston Staff August 22, 2019 11:37 AM

Patrick Chung has landed in legal trouble of the New England Patriots' third preseason game.

A Belknap (N.H.) County grand jury indicted the Patriots safety one a cocaine possession charge earlier this month, according to assistant attorney Keith Cormier.

Chung knowingly possessed cocaine on July 25 in Meredith, N.H., where he owns a home. He was indicted on Aug. 8.

The Laconia Sun listed 32-year-old Patrick C. Chung of Meredith, N.H. as one of several people cited in a recent grand jury session, and the paper confirmed that indeed is the Patriots safety. (Chung's middle name is Christopher.)

Chung is scheduled to appear in Belknap Superior Court for his arraignment next Wednesday at 8:30 a.m. ET.

As the Sun notes, cocaine possession in New Hampshire is a Class B felony that carries a potential prison term of 3 1/2 to seven years.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 26, 2019, 06:57:56 PM
Not really an lol as it's fairly serious

But this could be fairly devastating as I don't know how the patriots OL depth is and I saw what a backup center did to us

The Athletic's Jeff Howe reports Patriots C David Andrews' season is in jeopardy after being hospitalized with blood clots in his lungs.
Andrews is expected to miss a "significant amount of time." It's a similar diagnosis to Chargers LT Russell Okung, who has been sidelined the entire offseason and summer. Andrews was Pro Football Focus' No. 17 center out of 39 qualifiers a year ago and is a team captain who is crucial in relaying Tom Brady's blocking assignments. It's a big loss for the Patriots' offensive line. Ted Karras will take over for Andrews at center. The trickle-down effect obviously hurts the Patriots' depth.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 01, 2019, 02:53:56 PM
N'Keal Harry going to IR.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 01, 2019, 03:00:46 PM
They're a Josh Gordon relapse away from being in serious trouble.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 01, 2019, 04:38:34 PM
They're a Josh Gordon relapse away from being in serious trouble.

I don't know how the freak this guy is able to remain talented on the football field with the frequent substantial suspensions

He must be one of if not the most naturally talented dudes ever
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 13, 2019, 02:17:20 PM
https://twitter.com/RobGronkowski/status/1172552372415021057?s=19
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on September 13, 2019, 02:25:43 PM
https://twitter.com/RobGronkowski/status/1172552372415021057?s=19

Dr Gronk
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 13, 2019, 03:14:15 PM
https://twitter.com/RobGronkowski/status/1172552372415021057?s=19
"I takes latsa dem vitamins!"
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 25, 2019, 05:49:02 PM
Signed Cody Kessler. Guess Stidham's performance on Sunday didn't endear him to Belichick.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 29, 2019, 07:40:15 PM
CBS Sports: Sean McDermott escorts Bill Belichick's son off the field during pregame warmups for Patriots-Bills game.
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/sean-mcdermott-escorts-bill-belichicks-son-off-the-field-during-pregame-warmups-for-patriots-bills-game/
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 30, 2019, 03:32:01 PM
I think the Patriots are going to set an nfl record for snaps against backup QB's this season.

The afc is such hot steaming excrement
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 30, 2019, 04:00:33 PM
CBS Sports: Sean McDermott escorts Bill Belichick's son off the field during pregame warmups for Patriots-Bills game.
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/sean-mcdermott-escorts-bill-belichicks-son-off-the-field-during-pregame-warmups-for-patriots-bills-game/

Did they confiscate his recording equipment?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on October 02, 2019, 01:49:05 PM
Quote
Patriots placed K Stephen Gostkowski on injured reserve.
Gostkowski's the fourth player New England's moved to injured reserve this season, joining N'Keal Harry, James Develin and Isaiah Wynn. This could also explain why Gostkowski's struggled in sinking just 11-of-15 extra points on the year. It remains unclear who'll be kicking for the Patriots against Washington on Sunday, but the team did host several free agents to fill Gostkowski's void at Wednesday's practice. The 35-year-old's attempted every kick for the Patriots over the past eight seasons.

Peace bitch
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on October 02, 2019, 02:01:35 PM
Peace bitch
I take full credit for this since I drafted him in Friars
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 02, 2019, 02:54:11 PM
I take full credit for this since I drafted him in Friars

If you didn't I was about to. Could add him to my collection of 0s.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: loyaljetsfan on October 02, 2019, 03:12:21 PM
Patriots looking as the Kai Forbath and Mike Nugent as possible replacements. Who wants to bet either will have a better year than the kicker we signed? I don't even know his name
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 02, 2019, 03:16:03 PM
Patriots looking as the Kai Forbath and Mike Nugent as possible replacements. Who wants to bet either will have a better year than the kicker we signed? I don't even know his name

Define "better". We're only going to need our guy for one kickoff a game.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 03, 2019, 09:32:37 AM
Jets legend Mike Nugent officially with the Patriots
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on October 03, 2019, 11:03:06 AM
The Pats showed interest in Younghoe Koo because Kraft has a type
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 06, 2019, 11:51:03 AM
https://www.totalprosports.com/2019/10/05/new-graphic-details-emerge-in-robert-kraft-asian-massage-parlor-scandal/

Not nearly as bad as the title, but gotta love some mud slinging
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: insanity on October 10, 2019, 07:06:42 PM
There is no chance Rob is playing football this year.  Dude looks like he weighs 230 lbs
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 10, 2019, 07:10:10 PM
There is no chance Rob is playing football this year.  Dude looks like he weighs 230 lbs

Who?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: insanity on October 10, 2019, 07:36:13 PM
Who?

(https://pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.com/2019/10/rob-gronkowski.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 10, 2019, 07:44:46 PM
We do not refer to Patriots players by their first name, as if we somehow like or respect them. I struggle even with "Gronk", it's way too affectionate and matey. "Rob". What next? "Tom"? Ew.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 10, 2019, 07:47:17 PM
We do not refer to Patriots players by their first name, as if we somehow like or respect them. I struggle even with "Gronk", it's way too affectionate and matey. "Rob". What next? "Tom"? Ew.

You're only referred to a Patriot player out of the league if you murder or rape someone
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on October 10, 2019, 07:48:05 PM
We do not refer to Patriots players by their first name, as if we somehow like or respect them. I struggle even with "Gronk", it's way too affectionate and matey. "Rob". What next? "Tom"? Ew.
I refer to them the way they should properly be.....Homo.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Jumbo on October 14, 2019, 02:05:10 PM
https://twitter.com/russelljclay/status/1183602041337200641?s=21
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 14, 2019, 03:02:32 PM
https://twitter.com/russelljclay/status/1183602041337200641?s=21

I mean, Tom Brady is--literally--the devil, so she's not exactly wrong.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 21, 2019, 09:03:43 PM
https://985thesportshub.com/2019/10/21/espns-adam-schefter-thinks-tom-brady-is-setting-up-to-leave-patriots/

I'm sure that anyone who watched the pre-game may have saw this.

But this could be the last time Tom Brady ever beats the Jets
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 21, 2019, 09:52:05 PM
Was watching the Brady video and posted in wrong thread. Anything to get Brady out if New England.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 21, 2019, 10:37:51 PM
Less than zero percent chance that happens
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 22, 2019, 05:45:01 AM
Less than zero percent chance that happens

Brady "walking away" to become a free agent makes absolutely zero sense unless there's major behind the scenes issues there

Brady retiring however, has to be a possibility every year. Even if he's insinuating otherwise, it's inevitable
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 22, 2019, 09:30:16 AM
Patriots sending a 2nd round pick to Atlanta for Mohamed Sanu.

I just don't care right now. Last night has kind of hollowed me out on football.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 22, 2019, 09:56:47 AM
Patriots sending a 2nd round pick to Atlanta for Mohamed Sanu.

I just don't care right now. Last night has kind of hollowed me out on football.

I was almost there going into the tailgate, but then they revived me, and now I'm basically in the "just don't let anyone important get hurt" phase.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 22, 2019, 11:36:29 AM
Patriots sending a 2nd round pick to Atlanta for Mohamed Sanu.

I just don't care right now. Last night has kind of hollowed me out on football.

Another Rutgers guy. I was just about to cut him too.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: insanity on October 22, 2019, 06:05:51 PM
Patriots sending a 2nd round pick to Atlanta for Mohamed Sanu.

I just don't care right now. Last night has kind of hollowed me out on football.
A guy who can play inside, outside, jump and go get the ball, run after the catch... oh and he can also throw the ball.

Wonderful.
Title: lolPats
Post by: Pope on October 22, 2019, 06:34:05 PM
At this point the Pats will go 19-0 and Brady will retire with a 7th ring and a perfect season
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on October 22, 2019, 07:19:01 PM
Probably should take the "lol" out of the thread title, maybe some reverse karma will come of it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 22, 2019, 07:30:07 PM
Probably should take the "lol" out of the thread title, maybe some reverse karma will come of it.
All opposition teams have lolthreads, because they are all comical scum. No exceptions.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on October 22, 2019, 07:52:07 PM
All opposition teams have lolthreads, because they are all comical scum. No exceptions.

Not arguing that, just we have the power to reverse karma them. Lol
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 22, 2019, 08:17:16 PM
Not arguing that, just we have the power to reverse karma them. Lol

If you start a yaypats or gopats thread you will be banned.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 22, 2019, 08:29:56 PM
If you start a yaypats or gopats thread you will be banned.

How about a gaypats thread so we can discuss how happy and joyful the franchise is?  And maybe some pictures of patriots mouthkissing other men or getting jerked off by prostitutes?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 23, 2019, 10:55:19 AM
At this point the Pats will go 19-0 and Brady will retire with a 7th ring and a perfect season

If he retires it's fine. This season is lost anyway.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 23, 2019, 10:55:34 AM
If you start a yaypats or gopats thread you will be banned.

Also fine.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 23, 2019, 01:54:38 PM
Probably should take the "lol" out of the thread title, maybe some reverse karma will come of it.

If you start a yaypats or gopats thread you will be banned.

lol should be replaced with an equal length word.

I propose: die
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 23, 2019, 02:28:24 PM
They shouldn't have any special status over any other team. freak them.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 23, 2019, 07:09:28 PM
Patriots IRed Josh Gordon but he says his knee injury is minor and wants to sign with another team
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: mj2sexay on October 24, 2019, 11:09:13 AM
Patriots IRed Josh Gordon but he says his knee injury is minor and wants to sign with another team

I'd absolutely be interested in putting in a waiver claim on him. Give him a half a year of an audition and also give us some depth in case they actually get a good offer for Anderson.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 24, 2019, 11:24:17 AM
I'd absolutely be interested in putting in a waiver claim on him. Give him a half a year of an audition and also give us some depth in case they actually get a good offer for Anderson.

Unfortunately, he won't be available until after Robby would have to be traded. And Miami would have first crack so it would be bad business to rely on a waiver claim when making the decision to trade Anderson.

That said, I agree. Put in a claim and see if he can be a factor for Darnold in half a season.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on October 24, 2019, 12:07:00 PM
Unfortunately, he won't be available until after Robby would have to be traded. And Miami would have first crack so it would be bad business to rely on a waiver claim when making the decision to trade Anderson.

That said, I agree. Put in a claim and see if he can be a factor for Darnold in half a season.
He'll be back on drugs 5 minutes after he signs   Can't blame him.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on October 24, 2019, 12:15:36 PM
He'll be back on drugs 5 minutes after he signs   Can't blame him.

That or drinking heavily.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 24, 2019, 12:18:36 PM
That or drinking heavily.

No reason you can't do both.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on October 24, 2019, 02:04:16 PM
No reason you can't do both.

None that I can think of.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 24, 2019, 02:28:13 PM
He'll be back on drugs 5 minutes after he signs   Can't blame him.
That or drinking heavily.
No reason you can't do both.

We should tailgate every week and invite him.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 24, 2019, 05:08:58 PM
Traded Michael Bennett to dem Boyz for a 7th. Basically a cap dump. I think we should be trying to trade robbie to Dallas
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 29, 2019, 04:00:43 PM
Quote
Ian Rapoport

@RapSheet


The #Patriots are signing free agent K Nick Folk, source said. Most recently, he held the AAF record for longest field goal at 55 yards.  He’s also played for the #Bucs, #Jets and #Cowboys.
4:46 PM · Oct 29, 2019

Does this mean we can get Nugent back? Assuming we have a need for a kicker the rest of the way.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 29, 2019, 04:12:00 PM
Does this mean we can get Nugent back? Assuming we have a need for a kicker the rest of the way.

Nugent already got cut
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 29, 2019, 04:38:10 PM
Nugent already got cut

Yeah, thus my post. I didn't think they'd carry 2 kickers.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 29, 2019, 04:38:59 PM
Yeah, thus my post. I didn't think they'd carry 2 kickers.

He was cut before they even signed Folk, which everyone thought was weird
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 29, 2019, 04:51:46 PM
He was cut before they even signed Folk, which everyone thought was weird

It's the Patriots, everything they do works. No kicker, no problem, a reserve guard will drill one through the uprights.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on October 29, 2019, 09:26:27 PM
We should tailgate every week and invite him.

Let's go
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 03, 2019, 08:36:59 PM
https://twitter.com/dilmanb98/status/1191175066874048512?s=21

Uhh
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on November 03, 2019, 10:22:08 PM
https://twitter.com/dilmanb98/status/1191175066874048512?s=21

Uhh
This will be a minor controversy but the Pats will spin it into "everybody against us" excrement and long story short Brady will drop a hard R on live television after winning another SB
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on November 03, 2019, 10:41:28 PM
https://twitter.com/The_B_Palmer/status/1191202970953801728?s=09
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 04, 2019, 11:42:22 AM
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1191377676579344384?s=21

lollllllll
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on November 04, 2019, 12:29:25 PM
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1191377676579344384?s=21

lollllllll

hahahaha...you gotta be kidding me.  That fanbase is a wet fart.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on November 04, 2019, 12:37:04 PM
hahahaha...you gotta be kidding me.  That fanbase is a wet fart.

It's going to be amazing when that whole thing finally goes down. There are people in their mid 20s who can't fathom being anything less than 12-4.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on November 04, 2019, 12:42:13 PM
There are people in their mid 20s who can't fathom being anything less than 12-4.

i hate those people
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 04, 2019, 02:14:28 PM
It's going to be amazing when that whole thing finally goes down. There are people in their mid 20s who can't fathom being anything less than 12-4.

There are a ton of people here that don’t even pay attention until the playoffs
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on November 04, 2019, 02:47:30 PM
There are a ton of people here that don’t even pay attention until the playoffs

Why?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 04, 2019, 03:28:45 PM
Why?

Because they’re not real fans

There wasn’t even a fanbase here until 2001. Patriots fans were literally non-existent up until that point
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on November 06, 2019, 06:42:44 PM
New England Patriots legend Aaron Hernandez has been tied to another murder, of one of his gay prison lovers, to possibly cover up that he got AIDS from gay prison sex

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: insanity on November 07, 2019, 07:20:23 PM
New England Patriots legend Aaron Hernandez has been tied to another murder, of one of his gay prison lovers, to possibly cover up that he got AIDS from gay prison sex
That might be the gayest sentence in the history of the english language
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on November 28, 2019, 11:47:32 AM
https://twitter.com/nypostsports/status/1200107279246352384?s=19
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on November 28, 2019, 11:54:40 AM
https://twitter.com/nypostsports/status/1200107279246352384?s=19

Unless something went terribly wrong, I can't see him missing more than a game or two
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on November 28, 2019, 04:06:06 PM
That might be the gayest sentence in the history of the english language

Reads like a Puck post.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on November 28, 2019, 05:55:30 PM
Reads like a Puck post.

Sure thing earring boy, you might ss well wear a large pink triangle.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on December 02, 2019, 10:59:25 AM
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/tom-brady-tears-into-patriots-receivers-during-loss-to-texans-demands-they-be-more-explosive/


ahahaha!

freak you, Bardy!
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on December 02, 2019, 12:11:51 PM
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/tom-brady-tears-into-patriots-receivers-during-loss-to-texans-demands-they-be-more-explosive/


ahahaha!

freak you, Bardy!
From one of the least explosive athletes ever
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on December 02, 2019, 12:17:07 PM
From one of the least explosive athletes ever
Tom Brady not getting his way gives me an erection
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: mj2sexay on December 02, 2019, 02:04:53 PM
Kraft needs to swallow his pride and bring back that psycho for the next 4 games if the NFL will clear him if they want to give Tom Terrific any sort of shot.

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on December 04, 2019, 03:05:08 PM
Kraft needs to swallow his pride and bring back that psycho for the next 4 games if the NFL will clear him if they want to give Tom Terrific any sort of shot.



If the Pats can lock down the #1 seed, which they have a reasonably decent chance of doing, they're a threat to go all the way.

They have the Chiefs Bills and Dolphins at home and the Bengals on the road.

I'd say it's fairly likely they win out. And Buffalo has a much harder schedule. So basically the Patriots are *almost* guaranteed to get a first round bye. It's jsut a question of whether Baltimore can keep pace.

And Baltimore has @ Buffalo @ Cleveland and Pittsburgh at home.

Unless new England drops one of their final 4, I think it's fairly likely they end up with the 1 seed and are the favorites to get to the SB
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on December 04, 2019, 05:40:29 PM
N'Keal Harry can't get open?  Color me shocked
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on December 09, 2019, 02:37:53 PM
They can't stop.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191209/090b2a43559c0b4d21c18445c500edce.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on December 09, 2019, 02:52:45 PM
^ last time it cost them a first round pick and heavy fines.


This time Belichick should be suspended and not be eligible for the HOF.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on December 09, 2019, 02:58:35 PM
There's nothing to this, but who am I to get in the way of a good rumor?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on December 09, 2019, 03:31:23 PM
Shortly after Kansas City’s Equipment nearly missed the deadline to arrive in Foxboro. Coincidence? I think not.

Sentence them all to be executed
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on December 09, 2019, 03:49:49 PM
Apparently they were filming scouts for a Youtube show or somesuch bollocks.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on December 09, 2019, 07:45:57 PM
Apparently they were filming scouts for a Youtube show or somesuch bollocks.

That's what NESN and that faggoty franchise is saying.

The ESPN reporter that broke the story is saying that the Bengals staffer watched the Kraft employee's monitor and they filmed the Cincy sideline and coaching staff for the entire first quarter. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on December 09, 2019, 08:04:05 PM
I'm just going to assume and repeat the worst possible rumors.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on December 09, 2019, 09:00:56 PM
https://www.google.com/amp/s/sportsnaut.com/2019/12/patriots-admit-inappropriate-video-taken-take-full-responsibility/amp/

Patriots preemptively pleading guilty on this one
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on December 09, 2019, 09:07:45 PM
Just give me a one quarter suspension for Belichick.  Just for the asterisk. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on December 09, 2019, 10:06:24 PM
I'm just going to assume and repeat the worst possible rumors.
The correct course of action.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: mj2sexay on December 10, 2019, 10:24:28 AM
8 minutes of Bengals sideline footage is totally pertinent and necessary towards their stated goal of why they were filming.

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on December 11, 2019, 07:53:37 PM
Cant believe this thing is gaining traction.  Love it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on December 11, 2019, 08:28:27 PM
Cant believe this thing is gaining traction.  Love it.
Yeah I can't wait until the Pats claim the accusations fueled their upcoming SB win.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on December 15, 2019, 11:22:41 AM
https://twitter.com/MMcCarthyREV/status/1206261644797583362?s=19
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Jumbo on December 15, 2019, 11:50:36 AM
https://twitter.com/MMcCarthyREV/status/1206261644797583362?s=19

It's for a documentary bro
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on December 15, 2019, 11:53:29 AM
It's for a documentary bro
You shut up.  It's bordeline terrorism/racism/(insert bad thing here).  It's the worst kind of thing ever and we owe it to society to spread rumors, true or not, to worsen the situation for this criminal enterprise masquerading as an NFL team/gay spa.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on December 15, 2019, 12:56:52 PM
We need to put them all in the electric chair
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 15, 2019, 01:05:25 PM
https://twitter.com/chiefscentral/status/1206263609963233280


Lmaooo watch this
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on December 15, 2019, 01:33:02 PM
https://twitter.com/chiefscentral/status/1206263609963233280


Lmaooo watch this
Lol.

They'll probably just get fined. Kraft can just lay off underage handies for a few  weeks and pay for it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on December 15, 2019, 04:25:06 PM
Patriots suspended the videographer guy. You know, the one who is actually an outside contractor and doesn't actually work for them and only made an honest mistake.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on December 15, 2019, 05:45:21 PM
this is going to be like deflate-gate, where they have a bunch of incriminating texts from those involved with sayings like "I'm going to deflate these exactly how Tom likes them" etc etc, and the Pats still got relative slaps on the wrist, and the Pats/Kraft still used it as fuel to go on live TV and exclaim "EFF YOU" to the NFL when they win their next SB

remember when goodell was the only person to watch the footage obtained via spygate 1, doled out the punishment, and then destroyed all of the evidence for nobody else to see? that sounds unsuspicious
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on December 29, 2019, 11:22:10 AM
https://www.google.com/amp/s/sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/robert-kraft-felony-five-year-prison-sentence-prostitution-case-181900484.html

Maybe he can join Aaron Hernandez in the record books.

I'll be happy if the league disciplines him for his off the field behavior.

Most likely Kraft keeps this in limbo until he dies
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on December 30, 2019, 09:11:19 AM
I don't care where McDaniels goes as long as he isn't in NE as OC.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 03, 2020, 01:08:36 PM
Gronk spikes Steve Harvey lego head:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SooNzTIE3Rc

Gronk has a goofy David Lee Roth way about him.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 04, 2020, 10:57:07 PM
Belichick goes to Giants, Brady retires.  Callin' it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on January 04, 2020, 11:04:04 PM
Fire Belichick

https://twitter.com/dandalyonsports/status/1213684855315337218?s=19
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on January 05, 2020, 12:09:40 AM
 (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200105/c5fd49389e653842eddd46adba35c482.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on January 05, 2020, 12:34:20 AM
Remember when people were talking about this team going undefeated in week 8?

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on January 05, 2020, 10:29:29 AM
Assuming TB decides not to return to the Patriots. Outside of a rookie, who do you think the most likely QB the Pats get/try to get is?

Eli? Foles?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: insanity on January 05, 2020, 10:56:53 AM
Assuming TB decides not to return to the Patriots. Outside of a rookie, who do you think the most likely QB the Pats get/try to get is?

Eli? Foles?
I would love to see eli on the pats
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: mj2sexay on January 05, 2020, 11:14:21 AM
Assuming TB decides not to return to the Patriots. Outside of a rookie, who do you think the most likely QB the Pats get/try to get is?

Eli? Foles?

Foles is an obvious fit. I can't see Belicheck pinning his hopes on Eli.

I also still give TB a 90% shot at returning though.

And if that happens I can absolutely see them taking a flier on Mariota as a reclamation project to back him up.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: insanity on January 05, 2020, 11:15:57 AM
Schefter says the Pat's punishment for the bengals video taping will come in 2 weeks.  Hopefully it's another first rounder
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on January 05, 2020, 11:21:09 AM
Assuming TB decides not to return to the Patriots. Outside of a rookie, who do you think the most likely QB the Pats get/try to get is?

Eli? Foles?
It would never happen but Rivers would be hilarious.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 05, 2020, 12:25:23 PM
Assuming TB decides not to return to the Patriots. Outside of a rookie, who do you think the most likely QB the Pats get/try to get is?

Eli? Foles?
Only 1 person makes sense...

Complete the circle.



(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200105/d465a5f82414525fcb42934a9b56bdcb.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on January 05, 2020, 12:40:01 PM
Only 1 person makes sense...

Complete the circle.



(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200105/d465a5f82414525fcb42934a9b56bdcb.jpg)
It has to be unintentional. They need to set someone else up as the starter and sign Fitz as a backup.

Then Fitzmagic takes its course.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 05, 2020, 01:26:37 PM
Only 1 person makes sense...

Complete the circle.



(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200105/d465a5f82414525fcb42934a9b56bdcb.jpg)

I would hate this so much.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on January 05, 2020, 03:30:18 PM
Foles is an obvious fit. I can't see Belicheck pinning his hopes on Eli.

I also still give TB a 90% shot at returning though.

And if that happens I can absolutely see them taking a flier on Mariota as a reclamation project to back him up.

Originally I thought there was no way he goes anywhere else

But when you listen to his press conference and the new reports that he won't give a discount

I would think it's more possible than we all imagined he's outtie

And if that's the case it means things with him and BB are far more toxic than we all thought
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on January 05, 2020, 03:40:28 PM
I wonder if he had this dream of winning the Super Bowl this year so he could ride off into the sunset with more rings than any other player in history, and now it's blown and doesn't look much like next year has a lot of hope either he's re-evaluating whether he goes somewhere else to get that last win.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on January 05, 2020, 03:50:44 PM
Question is where could he go?

And how much better would his chances be with the Rams, Bears, or maybe Browns

And hell would the Rams and Browns be willing to sign him when they're heavily invested in questionable young QBs
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Andrew Ryan on January 05, 2020, 04:02:22 PM
Browns? Get the freak out of here
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 05, 2020, 04:11:31 PM
Brady will be back in NE.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: insanity on January 05, 2020, 04:52:37 PM
I would hate this so much.
As much as it would kill me I wouldn't mind seeing this happen.  I'd rather see fitz win a ship than tom brady
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 05, 2020, 04:54:27 PM
I'd like the see Brady to go another team and finish 3-13.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 05, 2020, 05:41:01 PM
I'd like the see Brady to go another team and finish 3-13.

If he leaves I think it'll wind up like Montana's last season.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on January 05, 2020, 06:01:44 PM
Browns? Get the freak out of here

With the rumors McDaniels could go there, having two elite wideouts, a great defense and some very good running backs. The only thing they'd need is to desperately get an OL. Mayfield complicates this a ton, but McDaniels makes it at least feasible. Hell if AB really follows him, that's a freaking squad. And the only thing Brady is good for these days is negating a bad OL

The Rams are probably the most logical sicne everyone talks about him wanting to go back to California. Though who the freak would want to go play in that division.
Title: lolPats
Post by: Pope on January 05, 2020, 06:17:40 PM
With the rumors McDaniels could go there, having two elite wideouts, a great defense and some very good running backs. The only thing they'd need is to desperately get an OL. Mayfield complicates this a ton, but McDaniels makes it at least feasible. Hell if AB really follows him, that's a freaking squad. And the only thing Brady is good for these days is negating a bad OL

The Rams are probably the most logical sicne everyone talks about him wanting to go back to California. Though who the freak would want to go play in that division.
And then what? Throw out their current franchise QB for a 43 year old Brady rental?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on January 05, 2020, 06:31:53 PM
And then what? Throw out their current franchise QB for a 43 year old Brady rental?
They should trade Baker while he still has value

/dcm mode
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on January 05, 2020, 06:47:26 PM
And then what? Throw out their current franchise QB for a 43 year old Brady rental?

Bench him for a year.

I recall the Jets wanting to bench their franchise QB for Peyton Manning not too long ago.

On a side note according to all the gambling sites Browns are the 5:1 favorite to land Brady

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on January 05, 2020, 06:48:26 PM
Bench him for a year.

I recall the Jets wanting to bench their franchise QB for Peyton Manning not too long ago.
That was one beat reporter's harebrained idea.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on January 05, 2020, 06:49:45 PM
That was one beat reporter's harebrained idea.

And the Jets gave him an apology contract because?

The Jets were legit interested in Peyton, and absolutely should have been
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on January 05, 2020, 06:58:00 PM
And the Jets gave him an apology contract because?

The Jets were legit interested in Peyton, and absolutely should have been
Apology contract was an unsubstantiated narrative. It was a gamble extension of what he was already getting paid as an old-CBA high pick QB. It had little/no guaranteed money in the years past his original rookie deal and didn't keep him on the team any longer than he would have been without the extension. Had Sanchez progressed and taken the next step up in performance it would have probably saved us money.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on January 05, 2020, 07:09:51 PM
Mayfield / Brady swap deal. Can't decide if I think that's the best idea in the world or the worst.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on January 05, 2020, 07:22:25 PM
Mayfield / Brady swap deal. Can't decide if I think that's the best idea in the world or the worst.

Well Baker wouldn't be going anywhere. It's far more likely he's relegated to the bench for a year.

I don't think Brady is playing more than one more season
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 05, 2020, 07:23:58 PM
Mayfield / Brady swap deal. Can't decide if I think that's the best idea in the world or the worst.

Holy excrement please. That might get Belichick to quit.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on January 05, 2020, 10:31:51 PM
brady's all vague about his plans next year because he loves the attention

there's no way an old guy like him who's been with one coach his whole career and knows his current system inside out would ever decide to uproot all that and start somewhere new from scratch at 75 years old

this isn't even factoring that he wants to focus more on family and a new place would mean he's either uprooting the lives of his family/kids or spending the large part of the year living away from them like mccown does
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on January 05, 2020, 11:01:55 PM
brady's all vague about his plans next year because he loves the attention

there's no way an old guy like him who's been with one coach his whole career and knows his current system inside out would ever decide to uproot all that and start somewhere new from scratch at 75 years old

this isn't even factoring that he wants to focus more on family and a new place would mean he's either uprooting the lives of his family/kids or spending the large part of the year living away from them like mccown does

He's not learning a new system  and starting from scratch if he follows McDaniels.

Which is why the gambling odds are on Brady to Cleveland

Not to mention on the Pats he has pretty terrible skill players

So he's not missing out on the chemistry there

That said you may be right and this could all be posturing jsut because he's butthurt about he Antonio Brown saga
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 06, 2020, 02:13:39 AM
He will be in NE.  Been fooled before.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 06, 2020, 09:12:12 AM
Mike Pompeo looks like a fatter Bill Belichick.
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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: IATA on January 07, 2020, 02:21:03 PM
https://twitter.com/extremelysquid/status/1213680767869554688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 07, 2020, 03:26:49 PM
Apology contract was an unsubstantiated narrative. It was a gamble extension of what he was already getting paid as an old-CBA high pick QB. It had little/no guaranteed money in the years past his original rookie deal and didn't keep him on the team any longer than he would have been without the extension. Had Sanchez progressed and taken the next step up in performance it would have probably saved us money.

Dcms brain exploded after reading a post with actual contract analysis
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2020, 03:38:13 PM
Dcms brain exploded after reading a post with actual contract analysis
Or he jizzed in his pants
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on January 07, 2020, 06:06:05 PM
Or he jizzed in his pants
Oh yeah oh freak what a contract
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2020, 06:27:53 PM
Oh yeah oh freak what a contract
Girl I'm gonna hit dat dead space so hard...
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 07, 2020, 07:05:08 PM
Oh yeah oh freak what a contract

If they cut him in year 2 it’s not even that bad hngggggg
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on January 12, 2020, 10:44:20 AM
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/patriots-julian-edelman-arrested-vandalism-report
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 12, 2020, 01:29:59 PM
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/patriots-julian-edelman-arrested-vandalism-report
Take their first round pick away.

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: guinness77 on January 12, 2020, 05:06:28 PM
At least he didn’t drunkenly stick his hand up some girl’s skirt this time.

Amazing that that’s been brushed under the table completely.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on January 12, 2020, 05:08:10 PM
At least he didn’t drunkenly stick his hand up some girl’s skirt this time.

Amazing that that’s been brushed under the table completely.

It got dropped because the prosecutor didn't think he could make it stick.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 12, 2020, 05:17:35 PM
It got dropped because the prosecutor didn't think he could make it stick.
Apparently Edelman thought he could.  Zing.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: guinness77 on January 12, 2020, 05:29:55 PM
It got dropped because the prosecutor didn't think he could make it stick.
You saw that mugshot, right?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on January 12, 2020, 05:35:02 PM
You saw that mugshot, right?

Possibly. I don't recall it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: guinness77 on January 12, 2020, 07:18:31 PM
Possibly. I don't recall it.
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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on January 12, 2020, 09:25:56 PM
Awesome timing.

Quote
Mike Reiss @MikeReiss

The Patriots announce that WR Julian Edelman is their 2019 Ed Block Courage Award recipient. The honor is bestowed annually upon a player who "best exemplifies the principles of courage and sportsmanship while also serving as a source of inspiration."

Such a source of inspiration. BRB, off to jump on the neighbour's Benz.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 13, 2020, 11:57:31 AM
I forgot how much fun the playoffs are without the Patriots.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on January 13, 2020, 05:02:26 PM
I forgot how much fun the playoffs are without the Patriots.
Seriously, there's not an outcome that would pee me off. It's nice.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on January 13, 2020, 06:08:57 PM
Doesn't the movie about Aaron Hernandez come out this week too?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 23, 2020, 07:46:36 AM
Patriots cornerback Joejuan Williams, formerly of Vanderbilt, arrested in Tennessee for drug possession:

https://t.co/eRcrqcGw6Z
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 28, 2020, 02:06:59 PM
Quote
One of the greats steps away again. #Patriots OL coach Dante Scarnecchia retires.

Thank you sweet Jesus.  Tired of this fucker turning rejects into hall of famers. Time for Bardy to die/have less than 1 hour to throw.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on January 28, 2020, 02:08:09 PM
Thank you sweet Jesus.  Tired of this fucker turning rejects into hall of famers.


RIP Tom Brady
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on January 28, 2020, 03:13:21 PM
earlier this offseason I thought there was no way that bardy would leave NE at this point in his career and his age

However, given the convenient opening in LA now that rivers has fvcked off to florida with a superior offensive talent and cast present with the chargers currently vs the patriots, i can totally see bardy and his wife going off to live in beautiful SoCal. the upgrade in the offensive situation will likely make up for the adjustment period in tom's eyes

only way i see him staying is if NE makes substantial offensive additions between now and whenever he inks a new free agent contract
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 28, 2020, 03:44:15 PM
Where did Rivers go? What did I miss?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on January 28, 2020, 04:08:56 PM
Where did Rivers go? What did I miss?
The Chargers are not going to keep him, reportedly. And he has a house in Florida or something.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 28, 2020, 04:15:28 PM
The Chargers are not going to keep him, reportedly. And he has a house in Florida or something.


Wow. I thought I saw him saying he wanted to keep playing. Do the Chargers have a young guy or a high pick? If not they'll be hard pressed to find a better QB.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 28, 2020, 04:16:28 PM
Plz Gugs to Pats
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on January 28, 2020, 04:18:29 PM
Wow. I thought I saw him saying he wanted to keep playing. Do the Chargers have a young guy or a high pick? If not they'll be hard pressed to find a better QB.
Maybe Kellen Clemens is available.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on February 02, 2020, 01:05:41 PM
Patriots willing to pay Tom Brady about $30M per year to keep QB in New England (per @RapSheet)

https://t.co/h7PXMzaZwI https://t.co/EIYUrnwxXi

No way he leaves NE.  At least they won't be getting a hometown discount anymore.  They might actually have to pay for a QB.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: mj2sexay on February 03, 2020, 12:05:08 PM
People keep saying that New England makes the most sense "from a football standpoint."

How?

They have no tackles, their best guard is about to hit free agency, their pro bowl center is coming back from a year off from blood clots and they have one of the worst receiving cores in the league.

The Raiders as constituted (especially if they add another receiver in the first round) have the better offense for him to just walk in and take over.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on February 03, 2020, 07:03:49 PM
People keep saying that New England makes the most sense "from a football standpoint."

How?

They have no tackles, their best guard is about to hit free agency, their pro bowl center is coming back from a year off from blood clots and they have one of the worst receiving cores in the league.

The Raiders as constituted (especially if they add another receiver in the first round) have the better offense for him to just walk in and take over.

The Chargers would kick derriere with Tom Brady.

Austin Ekeler
Hunter Henry (if he stays healthy)
Mike Williams
Keenan Allen
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: insanity on February 03, 2020, 10:52:03 PM
The Chargers would kick derriere with Tom Brady.

Austin Ekeler
Hunter Henry (if he stays healthy)
Mike Williams
Keenan Allen
Hunter henry is a free agent which means they have no white skill players

Zero chance Tom signs there
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on February 04, 2020, 02:06:53 AM
People keep saying that New England makes the most sense "from a football standpoint."

How?

They have no tackles, their best guard is about to hit free agency, their pro bowl center is coming back from a year off from blood clots and they have one of the worst receiving cores in the league.

The Raiders as constituted (especially if they add another receiver in the first round) have the better offense for him to just walk in and take over.

The Patriots have BB

I'd take the less talented team with him

Not to mention the the chargers and Raiders are in the same division as the best team in football.

Go beg the Rams, 49ers, to sign you for you a huge discount.

Or go to the Bears. Maybe the Titans are willing to consider him

I think the Chargers or Raiders are horrible ideas. Why you'd leave a team almost guaranteed to win its division, to go to a team where you're likely to lose your division makes no sense
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 04, 2020, 06:03:00 AM
If Tom Brady attempts to play for anyone other than the patriots it will be a disaster, even with their current roster limitations.  Just my opinion.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 04, 2020, 06:04:02 AM
The Patriots have BB

I'd take the less talented team with him

Not to mention the the chargers and Raiders are in the same division as the best team in football.

Go beg the Rams, 49ers, to sign you for you a huge discount.

Or go to the Bears. Maybe the Titans are willing to consider him

I think the Chargers or Raiders are horrible ideas. Why you'd leave a team almost guaranteed to win its division, to go to a team where you're likely to lose your division makes no sense

Leaving the AFC East to compete with Mahomes is the least Tom Brady thing ever
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 04, 2020, 10:04:59 AM
Why would Tom Brady ever leave New England, and why would Kraft ever let him go?

It's amusing to dream of the day he's at least out of the division, but it's going to take retirement to do it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: mj2sexay on February 04, 2020, 11:23:46 AM
The Chargers would kick derriere with Tom Brady.

Austin Ekeler
Hunter Henry (if he stays healthy)
Mike Williams
Keenan Allen

Chargers have nice skill position players for him to step in immediately.

That offensive line might get him killed. Sam Tevi makes Wayne Hunter look like fuckin Anthony Munoz.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on February 05, 2020, 12:00:43 AM
Brady is going to be what, 43? His run is over. I can see him having one last year to go pad his stats but that’s about it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on February 05, 2020, 12:57:15 AM
Brady can go do his favorite pastime, eat a bag of dicks.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on February 10, 2020, 04:13:06 PM
.@Jbet26 serving LOOKS.

#Patriots special teamer walks in @nyfw: https://t.co/u2JHmlN0kC


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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on February 20, 2020, 08:19:43 AM
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/tom-brady-wont-even-give-hints-to-ben-affleck-and-matt-damon-about-what-his-plans-are-for-free-agency/


#topsecret
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on February 20, 2020, 09:08:13 AM
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/tom-brady-wont-even-give-hints-to-ben-affleck-and-matt-damon-about-what-his-plans-are-for-free-agency/


#topsecret

Brady can’t talk much with their dicks in his mouth
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on February 20, 2020, 09:10:08 AM
Brady can’t talk much with their dicks in his mouth

According to Affleck, if the Pats would've kept AB...they would've won the Super Bowl.  Dudebro's drinking problem is worse than i thought.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 20, 2020, 11:39:19 AM
The Pats have Ben Affleck and Matt Damon

The Jets have George RR Martin and Firemarshall Bill...I mean, Fireman Ed
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on February 20, 2020, 11:58:21 AM
The Pats have Ben Affleck and Matt Damon

The Jets have George RR Martin and Firemarshall Bill...I mean, Fireman Ed

We also have Mike Greenberg and Rex Ryan

and all you faggots on this board
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on February 20, 2020, 12:00:34 PM
We have Jlo
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on February 20, 2020, 12:06:49 PM
Sandler?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on February 20, 2020, 12:29:56 PM
We have Jlo

our most important asset
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on February 20, 2020, 12:30:23 PM
we had Tony Soprano before he went funbags up.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on February 20, 2020, 01:05:10 PM
Sandler?

I think pretty much all big NY comics are Jets fans, it's part of the whole self loathing that most of them have. Larry David is a Jets fan as is that fat freak who did the Mall Cop movies.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 20, 2020, 04:16:18 PM
I believe Mick Foley is also a Jets fan. Denzel was a pretty big Curtis Martin fan while he was here.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 27, 2020, 07:59:04 AM
ESPN’s @JeffDarlington on @GetUpESPN: “I’m now at the point where I would be stunned if Tom Brady went back to New England.”

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 27, 2020, 08:00:18 AM
Follows up by saying that he’s been telling his close friends hes planning on leaving
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 27, 2020, 08:22:26 AM
“The Patriots still have not reached out to Tom Brady. According to a source, “it’s not looking good”

Brady’s agent, Don Yee, declined to discuss the QB’s negotiations or future during a brief chat with reporters Thursday morning in Indianapolis.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on February 27, 2020, 08:32:58 AM
ESPN’s @JeffDarlington on @GetUpESPN: “I’m now at the point where I would be stunned if Tom Brady went back to New England.”



Such an awkward cluster freak

Have to imagine something personal happened with him and BB otherwise none of this makes any sense

The biggest thing though is there's just no landing spots that make a lot of sense. The titans are about it, and I think they'd be making a pretty freaking big mistake to let Tannenhill walk to risk getting a 42 year old QB

That's why it's jsut hard to imagine him going
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: insanity on February 27, 2020, 08:39:01 AM
Such an awkward cluster freak

Have to imagine something personal happened with him and BB otherwise none of this makes any sense

Or the fact that they have no cap space to make the team competitive

You like contracts and stuff shouldn't you know this?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on February 27, 2020, 09:12:28 AM
At this point the Chargers seem like the landing spot
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on February 27, 2020, 09:19:06 AM
At this point the Chargers seem like the landing spot

I can't see it, they're not a Brady away from winning a Super Bowl; I can see why they'd be interested, but not him. The only one I can see is Tennessee.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on February 27, 2020, 09:52:51 AM
Or the fact that they have no cap space to make the team competitive

You like contracts and stuff shouldn't you know this?
Boom



Crotch shot
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on February 27, 2020, 09:55:26 AM
Kraft took Bardy to a rub n tug.  Tom freaked out when his tugger was a lady.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on February 27, 2020, 09:55:33 AM
I think Bowlcut Davis backs up the brinks truck for Brady. It’s the perfect signing to entice a brand new fan base to fill the stadium. From Brady’s perspective...big payday, no state tax, living in Vegas, close to California, oh and living in Vegas
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on February 27, 2020, 09:57:43 AM
-Get that fucker out of our division.
-Watch him fade without an elite defense behind him.
-Enjoy.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 27, 2020, 09:58:00 AM
I was surprised as a kid when Montana left San Fran for KC. I was shocked when Peyton Manning left Indy for Denver.

I'm going to be absolutely stunned if/when Brady leaves New England. To me, Brady is equivalent to Derek Jeter with the Yankees. Even when ARod would've been the better shortstop, Jeter kept his position, even when Cashman answered Jeter's "Who would you rather have at SS than me?" with "Troy Tulowitzki" there was never any real doubt Jeter would play his entire at short for the Yankees.

I know the current trend in sports is to not pay for past performance, but wow. How do you discard a guy who loaded your hand with rings?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on February 27, 2020, 10:12:15 AM
Or the fact that they have no cap space to make the team competitive

You like contracts and stuff shouldn't you know this?

Tom Bradys window is 2 years tops

They can easily mortgage the future for two more years of a run

Hell they'd have a fairly good shot at another ring
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on February 27, 2020, 10:15:08 AM
The Pats have $41 million in cap space
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on February 27, 2020, 10:20:00 AM
The Pats have $41 million in cap space

And the following players are free agents:

Brady
McCourty
Thuney
Van Noy
Collins
Dorsett
Slater
Shelton
Newhouse

Among others. They're in a freaking mess, frankly. There's no "mortgage the future for two more years of a run", they already did that and now the mortgage is due.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on February 27, 2020, 10:31:11 AM
And the following players are free agents:

Brady
McCourty
Thuney
Van Noy
Collins
Dorsett
Slater
Shelton
Newhouse

Among others. They're in a freaking mess, frankly. There's no "mortgage the future for two more years of a run", they already did that and now the mortgage is due.
It isn't great, but he has options to make another run with Bardy. May not be smart, but it's doable. $7 million of Brady's money is still on the books.  They have 12 draft picks. They can extend players to push money down the road.  They can backload Brady's contract. 

I fully expect them to bring Bardy back and save money by going with a lot of rookies, new cheap players, and reshuffled contracts.  They will struggle early on with the new players and then quietly win 8 games in a row on their way to winning the division.  I refuse to believe otherwise until it happens.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on February 27, 2020, 10:34:44 AM
Surprised the Colts aren't in play.  They seem like they're a good QB away from a serious run but maybe they're all in on nabbing Rivers.

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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on February 27, 2020, 10:37:09 AM
Surprised the Colts aren't in play.  They seem like they're a good QB away from a serious run but maybe they're all in on nabbing Rivers.

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I think Rivers to the Colts is a done deal. Colts and Brady don't like each other very much.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on February 27, 2020, 10:38:45 AM
And the following players are free agents:

Brady
McCourty
Thuney
Van Noy
Collins
Dorsett
Slater
Shelton
Newhouse

Among others. They're in a freaking mess, frankly. There's no "mortgage the future for two more years of a run", they already did that and now the mortgage is due.

You can always mortgage forward

Give Brady a 5 year contract

Trade draft picks

They have all kinds of options
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on February 27, 2020, 10:42:35 AM
You can always mortgage forward

Give Brady a 5 year contract

Trade draft picks

They have all kinds of options

Trade draft picks for what? More players they can't afford to pay?

They're already facing a bit lump of dead cap from Brady's last deal - if he hits FA then they take $13M, even if he subsequently re-signs. If he re-signs with them prior to FA, which seems unlikely at this stage, it's $6.5M. They have a massive cap crunch, and Brady makes it worse.

They've wrestled with the problem of how to move on from Brady for a few years. Now he's making it easy for them, there's a whole bunch of QB options in the market this year and giving a 42 year old $30M isn't a good one.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on February 27, 2020, 10:45:01 AM
Trade draft picks for what? More players they can't afford to pay?

They're already facing a bit lump of dead cap from Brady's last deal - if he hits FA then they take $13M, even if he subsequently re-signs. If he re-signs with them prior to FA, which seems unlikely at this stage, it's $6.5M. They have a massive cap crunch, and Brady makes it worse.

They've wrestled with the problem of how to move on from Brady for a few years. Now he's making it easy for them, there's a whole bunch of QB options in the market this year and giving a 42 year old $30M isn't a good one.
I agree it's what they should do.  I just refuse to believe it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on February 27, 2020, 10:55:58 AM
Trade draft picks for what? More players they can't afford to pay?

They're already facing a bit lump of dead cap from Brady's last deal - if he hits FA then they take $13M, even if he subsequently re-signs. If he re-signs with them prior to FA, which seems unlikely at this stage, it's $6.5M. They have a massive cap crunch, and Brady makes it worse.

They've wrestled with the problem of how to move on from Brady for a few years. Now he's making it easy for them, there's a whole bunch of QB options in the market this year and giving a 42 year old $30M isn't a good one.

Players on expiring or near expiring rookie contracts

Up until week 15 they looked like the favorite to win the big dance

I think Brady is done

But I think he puts them in the conversation to win once more in the next 2 years. I don't think that happens with anyone else
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on February 27, 2020, 11:17:20 AM
Players on expiring or near expiring rookie contracts

Up until week 15 they looked like the favorite to win the big dance

I think Brady is done

But I think he puts them in the conversation to win once more in the next 2 years. I don't think that happens with anyone else

You can no longer change the wheels on that particular moving truck. They need to rebuild and that means accepting being excrement for a season or two.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on February 27, 2020, 12:06:25 PM
And the following players are free agents:

Brady
McCourty
Thuney
Van Noy
Collins
Dorsett
Slater
Shelton
Newhouse

Among others. They're in a freaking mess, frankly. There's no "mortgage the future for two more years of a run", they already did that and now the mortgage is due.

Good freak them!


I hope they don't win another game for 100 years.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 27, 2020, 12:26:37 PM
Good freak them!


I hope they don't win another game for 100 years.

I don't know a way to properly express my agreement with this. "This x1,000,000" doesn't do it enough justice.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on February 27, 2020, 05:58:15 PM
I think the Brady move to the Chargers is to sell tickets/fans for their LA move. I don’t think he really helps their team but they desperately need a PR push for that new stadium. I can see Brady doing it if he can grow his brand and get some type of under the table equity stake in the franchise
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on February 27, 2020, 06:28:04 PM
I think the Brady move to the Chargers is to sell tickets/fans for their LA move. I don’t think he really helps their team but they desperately need a PR push for that new stadium. I can see Brady doing it if he can grow his brand and get some type of under the table equity stake in the franchise
He won't be any better than Rivers.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on February 27, 2020, 06:53:27 PM
He won't be any better than Rivers.
Talent wise no, marketing wise 100-fold
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on February 27, 2020, 07:15:44 PM
If Brady goes to the Chargers we need to make an LA tailgate happen.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on February 27, 2020, 07:20:56 PM
If Brady goes to the Chargers we need to make an LA tailgate happen.
Why?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 27, 2020, 08:50:34 PM
Why?

kill Bardy
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on February 28, 2020, 12:10:55 AM
Why?

So you guys can all get Coronavirus
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on February 28, 2020, 07:12:54 PM
Why?
kill Bardy
So we can boo him on the west coast
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on February 28, 2020, 07:28:31 PM
So we can boo him on the west coast
I don't want to boo him, I never want to see him again.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on February 28, 2020, 07:37:26 PM
I don't want to boo him, I never want to see him again.
Send Bardy to Manitoba.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on February 28, 2020, 08:09:47 PM
Send Bardy to Manitoba.
We’ll feed him to the Indians
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on February 28, 2020, 08:13:32 PM
We’ll feed him to the Indians
Get em some Mayonster sauce.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on February 28, 2020, 08:17:07 PM
Get em some Mayonster sauce.
Banana pudding edition
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on February 29, 2020, 05:49:50 AM
Banana pudding edition
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Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on February 29, 2020, 07:42:22 AM
Da freak is a hair pack?

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on February 29, 2020, 08:37:17 AM
Da freak is a hair pack?
Extra flave
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on February 29, 2020, 08:39:47 AM
Extra flave
..(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200229/f79dcdb9c103194b71670f8c215b96c1.gif)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 01, 2020, 06:28:38 AM
https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1233906447806816256?s=21
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 01, 2020, 06:35:23 AM
https://twitter.com/coletheman18/status/1233918175399620608?s=21
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 01, 2020, 06:52:20 AM
Bardy to Titans would be interesting.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 01, 2020, 07:52:17 AM
Bardy to Titans would be interesting.
Bardy to the Glasgow Diamonds would be better
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 01, 2020, 04:39:29 PM
Filth apparently interested in Mariota.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 01, 2020, 04:47:05 PM
Filth apparently interested in Mariota.
And Andy Dalton
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 04, 2020, 03:44:51 PM
https://www.bostonherald.com/2020/03/04/tom-brady-bill-belichick-phone-call-tuesday-didnt-go-well/
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on March 04, 2020, 07:08:03 PM
I am pretty sure Kraft is gonna roll in with about $80 million in under the the table money for Brady and drag his derriere back to New England.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on March 04, 2020, 07:09:32 PM
I am pretty sure Kraft is gonna roll in with about $80 million in under the the table money for Brady and drag his derriere back to New England.

I'd have no complaints if this happened

Though if reports are to be believed it'd between him and BB
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on March 04, 2020, 07:15:51 PM
I'd have no complaints if this happened

Though if reports are to be believed it'd between him and BB

Even better if Kraft makes that choice. Belichick retires, Brady plays like dogshit on the most expensive deal ever is forced into retirement after the pats finish 3rd in the AFC East, and now Kraft has nothing to work with, and the Patriots fall into disrepair and slowly become the Cincinnati Bengals from the late 80s through the beginning of the Marvin Lewis era.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 10, 2020, 09:31:51 AM
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/tom-brady-launches-hollywood-production-company-ahead-of-2020-free-agent-decision/


hurry up and sign with [insert random NFL California team here]
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on March 10, 2020, 08:06:07 PM
Fuckers got two third round picks, four total.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/03/10/patriots-get-league-high-four-compensatory-picks-including-two-third-rounders/ (https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/03/10/patriots-get-league-high-four-compensatory-picks-including-two-third-rounders/)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on March 10, 2020, 08:20:42 PM
Fuckers got two third round picks, four total.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/03/10/patriots-get-league-high-four-compensatory-picks-including-two-third-rounders/ (https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/03/10/patriots-get-league-high-four-compensatory-picks-including-two-third-rounders/)

They won’t find a QB with any of those picks

freak them
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 10, 2020, 10:18:13 PM
Fuckers got two third round picks, four total.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/03/10/patriots-get-league-high-four-compensatory-picks-including-two-third-rounders/ (https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/03/10/patriots-get-league-high-four-compensatory-picks-including-two-third-rounders/)
The pats will keep trading back until they own 3/4 of the 7th round
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 23, 2020, 10:46:18 AM
Reminder that New England's starting QB next season is likely going to be one of Jarret Stidham, Brian Hoyer and Cody Kessler.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: insanity on March 23, 2020, 10:58:08 AM
Reminder that New England's starting QB next season is likely going to be one of Jarret Stidham, Brian Hoyer and Cody Kessler.
I am still excited about this prospect, but

Reminder that in the past 15 years we've played a Brady-less Patriots team twice and our record is 1-1, and our one win was in overtime.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on March 23, 2020, 11:16:44 AM
I am still excited about this prospect, but

Reminder that in the past 15 years we've played a Brady-less Patriots team twice and our record is 1-1, and our one win was in overtime.


And our QB was Brett Favre.

I think it's actually longer, like 19 years.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 23, 2020, 02:39:45 PM
Pats cutting Gostkowski

The important thing to know is that his middle name is Carroll.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 23, 2020, 03:04:11 PM
According to Manish, they have the hardest SOS in the league next season. They might actually be going for it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on March 23, 2020, 03:05:17 PM
According to Manish, they have the hardest SOS in the league next season. They might actually be going for it.

Do you see who has the second hardest?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 23, 2020, 03:07:27 PM
Do you see who has the second hardest?

I didn't, I assume it's us? We still might have a better roster than them this year; the difference is that they have the best coach in the league, and we have one of the worst.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on March 23, 2020, 03:12:45 PM
I didn't, I assume it's us? We still might have a better roster than them this year; the difference is that they have the best coach in the league, and we have one of the worst.

'Tis.  I'm kind of glad to be honest, because it will be trial by fire for Gase.  If we finish .500, he'll have earned his third year. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 23, 2020, 03:46:30 PM
According to Manish, they have the hardest SOS in the league next season. They might actually be going for it.

Stop
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 02, 2020, 05:23:40 PM
Kraft bought 1.7M masks for frontline healthcare workers in Massachusetts, and sent the Patriots team plane to China to pick them up. And he's also giving 300,000 of them to New York. lover of the older lady.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on April 02, 2020, 05:27:37 PM
Kraft using the same routes he smuggled in Asian girls with to bring in masks

Good for him
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 21, 2020, 02:46:43 PM
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
·
1m
Sources: Retired #Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski has told New England that he’s interested in playing football again — and would want to do it with the #Bucs and QB Tom Brady. A trade would have to be worked out for this to happen.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on April 21, 2020, 02:56:30 PM
FFS

Of course new England will end up getting significant trade compensation for a freaking retired player

Even though it is amusing Brady and Gronk both wanted to get the freak away from BB
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 21, 2020, 02:57:07 PM
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
·
1m
Sources: Retired #Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski has told New England that he’s interested in playing football again — and would want to do it with the #Bucs and QB Tom Brady. A trade would have to be worked out for this to happen.

Hahaha

"I love football. I hate Bill."
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on April 21, 2020, 03:00:57 PM
Bucs will probably ship OJ Howard to NE for Gronk
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on April 21, 2020, 03:02:02 PM
FFS

Of course new England will end up getting significant trade compensation for a freaking retired player

Even though it is amusing Brady and Gronk both wanted to get the freak away from BB

He's one of the best tight ends ever and seems to be healthy.  He's most likely worth whatever Tampa Bay trades for him. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 21, 2020, 03:05:01 PM
Bucs will probably ship OJ Howard to NE for Gronk

there's a suggestion they'll swap 1st rounders....pats would move up to 14, Bucs move back to 23 and get gronk.

it's all hearsay right now.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on April 21, 2020, 03:07:06 PM
He's one of the best tight ends ever and seems to be healthy.  He's most likely worth whatever Tampa Bay trades for him. 

Oh I'm not arguing that he's not worth it (he's probably not, I'm sure he will likely only play 1 or 2 seasons until Brady retires)

It's rather that the dudes going to freaking unretire and the Patriots will get significantly compensated for it that pissed me off
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on April 21, 2020, 03:07:32 PM
there's a suggestion they'll swap 1st rounders....pats would move up to 14, Bucs move back to 23 and get gronk.

it's all hearsay right now.

Daniel Jeremiah said that.  That's stupid.

Tampa Bay would be retarded to do that.  They have all the leverage.  Gronk only wants to play with Brady.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on April 21, 2020, 03:08:00 PM
Oh I'm not arguing that he's not worth it (he's probably not, I'm sure he will likely only play 1 or 2 seasons until Brady retires)

It's rather that the dudes going to freaking unretire and the Patriots will get significantly compensated for it that pissed me off

They'll get a worse player in return and maybe a mid-round draft pick. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 21, 2020, 03:09:54 PM
Daniel Jeremiah said that.  That's stupid.

Tampa Bay would be retarded to do that.  They have all the leverage.  Gronk only wants to play with Brady.

I'm happy this is all happening in the NFC now.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 21, 2020, 03:15:07 PM
He's one of the best tight ends ever and seems to be healthy.  He's most likely worth whatever Tampa Bay trades for him. 

He may be healthy, but last I saw him he looked like he'd dropped 40 lbs.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on April 21, 2020, 03:18:10 PM
They'll get a worse player in return and maybe a mid-round draft pick. 

Except it's not getting a worse player. Gronk is retired. They're getting a player and a draft pick for a guy that doesn't play for their team.

I guess it's semantics and perspective, but I'd rather just see the Patriots eat excrement
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on April 21, 2020, 03:20:11 PM
He may be healthy, but last I saw him he looked like he'd dropped 40 lbs.

Reports are he's been packing on weight preparing for a return
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on April 21, 2020, 03:21:16 PM
Except it's not getting a worse player. Gronk is retired.

If he wanted to come back and play for the Patriots* we should actually care. 

He is out in the open saying he no longer wants to play for that organization and that he'd prefer to play for Brady. 

It's a slap in the face for their franchise and Bill Belichick.

I don't really give a excrement what they get in return.  They can't draft and they no longer have Brady to bail them out. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 21, 2020, 03:21:42 PM
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
·
3m
Trade, pending physical: Patriots are trading TE Rob Gronkowski and a seventh-round pick to the Buccaneers for a fourth-round pick, source tells ESPN.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on April 21, 2020, 03:22:50 PM
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
·
3m
Trade, pending physical: Patriots are trading TE Rob Gronkowski and a seventh-round pick to the Buccaneers for a fourth-round pick, source tells ESPN.

LMAO

TB (Tom Brady and Tampa Bay) had the leverage
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 21, 2020, 03:40:11 PM
Reports are he's been packing on weight preparing for a return

TBH I'd be really interested in seeing him play 20lbs lighter than he was before. I feel like a lot of his injuries came because he was trying to constantly truck his tacklers, now he's going to be playing in the NFC I'd like to see what he can do with a bit more agility and speed. His blocking technique is good enough that he doesn't need to be 270.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on April 21, 2020, 03:52:56 PM
If he wanted to come back and play for the Patriots* we should actually care. 

He is out in the open saying he no longer wants to play for that organization and that he'd prefer to play for Brady. 

It's a slap in the face for their franchise and Bill Belichick.

I don't really give a excrement what they get in return.  They can't draft and they no longer have Brady to bail them out. 

For a 4th round pick I'm all for laughing at the Pats.

Long as it's not like one of those bullshit rumors posted above
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Jumbo on April 21, 2020, 04:02:49 PM
LMAO

TB (Tom Brady and Tampa Bay) had the leverage

Tompa Bay™*
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 21, 2020, 04:26:15 PM
Tompa Gay
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on April 21, 2020, 04:37:43 PM
more ammo for the pats is never good. But thats a crazy move for the Bucs to pull off. Have to imagine they unload O.J. Howard for something in the next 2 days now.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 21, 2020, 04:48:07 PM
more ammo for the pats is never good. But thats a crazy move for the Bucs to pull off. Have to imagine they unload O.J. Howard for something in the next 2 days now.

Not convinced. Gronkowski is high risk / high ceiling player at this stage, I'm pretty sure that Arians can find ways to use all three if Gronk works out and if he doesn't then they're going to want Howard and Brate both available for Brady.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on April 21, 2020, 05:06:59 PM
Not convinced. Gronkowski is high risk / high ceiling player at this stage, I'm pretty sure that Arians can find ways to use all three if Gronk works out and if he doesn't then they're going to want Howard and Brate both available for Brady.

OJ Howard was on the block before this move

he gone
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 21, 2020, 06:07:53 PM
Damn I wish the Bucs played the Pats this year.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on April 21, 2020, 06:12:48 PM
Damn I wish the Bucs played the Pats this year.

They might in the Worst Superbowl Ever.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: delavan on April 21, 2020, 09:45:20 PM
His CTE is surfacing.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 22, 2020, 10:04:59 AM
https://twitter.com/backaftathis/status/1252763993472671744?s=21
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 22, 2020, 11:24:24 AM
I hate everyone in that video.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: insanity on April 22, 2020, 12:04:31 PM
jesus christ I hope they lose every game.  These fans and announcers are so out of touch.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: IATA on April 22, 2020, 12:15:09 PM
i hope that radio guy gets aids
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on April 22, 2020, 01:23:23 PM
https://twitter.com/backaftathis/status/1252763993472671744?s=21

I wonder if they said the same thing about Brady

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on April 23, 2020, 12:55:42 AM
https://twitter.com/backaftathis/status/1252763993472671744?s=21

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcsports.com/boston/patriots/new-buccaneer-rob-gronkowski-didnt-really-retire-he-quit-patriots%3famp
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 23, 2020, 07:56:14 AM
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcsports.com/boston/patriots/new-buccaneer-rob-gronkowski-didnt-really-retire-he-quit-patriots%3famp

Um, what?

Quote
He is the greatest tight end of all time, no question

He's not really even close to being that. I would take Tony Gonzalez every single time and that has nothing to do with being a Patriot hater. Gonzalez was a better receiver with far superior stats on worse teams for longer; about the only area in which Gronkowksi was better than him is his blocking.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on April 23, 2020, 08:03:15 AM
Um, what?

He's not really even close to being that. I would take Tony Gonzalez every single time and that has nothing to do with being a Patriot hater. Gonzalez was a better receiver with far superior stats on worse teams for longer; about the only area in which Gronkowksi was better than him is his blocking.

Gonzales may be the best receiving tight end ever, but he also played 17 seasons to build up those statistics. 

Gronk has only played 9 so far.

If I was building a team from the ground up and both players were in their prime, I'd take Gronk because of his blocking ability. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 23, 2020, 08:17:28 AM
Gonzales may be the best receiving tight end ever, but he also played 17 seasons to build up those statistics. 

Gronk has only played 9 so far.

If I was building a team from the ground up and both players were in their prime, I'd take Gronk because of his blocking ability. 

And Gronkowski was never going to be able to put up those kinds of stats because he has never been capable of playing for long enough. Durability is a quality that matters.

Gronkowski has also only ever played on great teams with one of the best QBs of all time throwing to him; Gonzalez built his stats with Elvis Grbac, Trent Green and Brodie Croyle as his QBs.

I'm taking Gonzalez every single time.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on April 23, 2020, 08:29:42 AM
Trent Green was really good
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on April 23, 2020, 09:11:13 AM
Trent Green was really good

I think his point was if you gave Gronk the same QBs, and same talent that Gonzales had around him, he wouldn't have appeared nearly as dominant as he did in New England.

Nobody accused Trent Green of being Brooks Bollinger....
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on April 23, 2020, 09:21:26 AM
I think his point was if you gave Gronk the same QBs, and same talent that Gonzales had around him, he wouldn't have appeared nearly as dominant as he did in New England

I don't agree with that. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on April 23, 2020, 09:22:31 AM
Trent Green was really good

I always wonder how his career and that Rams team would have shaken out had he not been injured and opened the way for Kurt Warner.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on April 23, 2020, 09:35:59 AM
I always wonder how his career and that Rams team would have shaken out had he not been injured and opened the way for Kurt Warner.

Vermeil took care of him.  Trent was always his guy. 

They had some really good runs in Kansas City when Priest Holmes and Larry Johnson were running all over the league.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 23, 2020, 09:45:45 AM
Trent Green was really good

So was Matt Ryan.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 23, 2020, 10:03:00 AM
Trent Green was really good

So was Matt Ryan.

I know that you're not trying to compare either of these QBs to prime Tom Brady.

Back to the original point, which is the claim that Gronkowski "is the greatest tight end of all time, no question". At the very least it's a massive freaking question.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 23, 2020, 10:48:34 AM
Patriots signing Marqise Lee to a one year deal.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Pope on April 23, 2020, 11:01:32 AM
At their peak Gronkowski was the greatest TE out of all of them but I agree that Tony Gonzalez is the GOAT statistically.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: insanity on April 23, 2020, 02:13:38 PM
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcsports.com/boston/patriots/new-buccaneer-rob-gronkowski-didnt-really-retire-he-quit-patriots%3famp
You can almost taste the saltiness though your screen
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on April 23, 2020, 02:30:44 PM
Calling Rob Gronkowski the greatest tight end of all time is like calling Darrelle Revis the greatest cornerback of all time.  Better than anyone in their prime, but too brief a prime. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on April 23, 2020, 02:49:14 PM
Calling Rob Gronkowski the greatest tight end of all time is like calling Darrelle Revis the greatest cornerback of all time.  Better than anyone in their prime, but too brief a prime. 

Revis is a queynte, but I think there's always been far more talent at the cornerback position than tight end.

It's only fairly recently that we've seen the tight end position evolve so much. That the talent of the tight end position should be dramatically elevated in the future as the position continues to change.

There's a reason why the average #1 tight end makes way less money than a top corner or wideout
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: insanity on April 23, 2020, 02:58:46 PM
There's a reason why the average #1 tight end makes way less money than a top corner or wideout
And why is that?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on April 25, 2020, 06:22:06 PM
https://twitter.com/MarkDanielsPJ/status/1254142636161675264?s=19
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 25, 2020, 09:24:53 PM
Yea that guy sucks.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 26, 2020, 10:51:27 AM
I am thoroughly enjoying the response to the Patriots drafting a literal Nazi. (Yes, mj, I know, it's hyperbole, settle down.)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on April 26, 2020, 02:56:52 PM
I am thoroughly enjoying the response to the Patriots drafting a literal Nazi. (Yes, mj, I know, it's hyperbole, settle down.)

Well Jamelle Hill already started on him being a racist today, so let's see how long till this turns into a headache the Patriots don't want to deal with
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 26, 2020, 04:30:38 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200426/4ec31fb44da7fa78d5588f283cff73a1.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on April 26, 2020, 06:45:04 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200426/4ec31fb44da7fa78d5588f283cff73a1.jpg)

LOL
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 27, 2020, 04:30:52 PM
Develin retired.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 28, 2020, 06:37:43 AM
Jamal is going to retire Edelman first time they meet this year.

https://twitter.com/prez/status/1067588372984676354?s=21
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on April 28, 2020, 10:35:31 AM

Jamal is going to retire Edelman first time they meet this year.

https://twitter.com/prez/status/1067588372984676354?s=21 (https://twitter.com/prez/status/1067588372984676354?s=21)



Wow are pats fans little insecure faggots, lol.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Jumbo on May 28, 2020, 04:13:26 PM
https://twitter.com/BaltSunSports/status/1266103162437591041
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on May 28, 2020, 04:31:14 PM
https://twitter.com/BaltSunSports/status/1266103162437591041

lmaooooooooo
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 28, 2020, 04:47:43 PM
https://twitter.com/BaltSunSports/status/1266103162437591041

How many people did that get past before making it to press? Or were they all OK with it knowing exactly what it said?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on May 28, 2020, 06:06:58 PM
How many people did that get past before making it to press? Or were they all OK with it knowing exactly what it said?

They've probably been sitting on that for months desperately waiting for an opportunity to use it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on May 28, 2020, 06:57:28 PM
It was deleted, what was it?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on May 28, 2020, 07:00:47 PM
It was deleted, what was it?

(https://i.imgur.com/FYeLCvb.png)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on May 28, 2020, 07:31:48 PM
Hahahahahahahah Thank you that is awesome.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 28, 2020, 07:53:47 PM
It was deleted, what was it?

“Robert Kraft Sees Happy Ending for NFL”
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 12, 2020, 12:02:44 PM
https://twitter.com/mikereiss/status/1271410492070903808?s=21
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on June 12, 2020, 12:20:20 PM
https://twitter.com/mikereiss/status/1271410492070903808?s=21

Mr. Glass
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on June 18, 2020, 09:05:47 AM
https://twitter.com/NyjMike/status/1271840719767044097?s=19
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on July 08, 2020, 04:27:33 PM
https://twitter.com/Heritage_Sport/status/1280901445915742208
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 28, 2020, 08:03:01 AM
Donta Hightower and Marcus Cannon opted out
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: insanity on July 28, 2020, 01:25:36 PM
Donta Hightower and Marcus Cannon opted out
+Chung, Vitale, Bolden
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 28, 2020, 06:08:13 PM
THAYRE TANKING
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on July 28, 2020, 11:30:21 PM
Xi Jinping called Chung's dad and told him not to let his son play this season lest he get caught in the planned second wave
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 31, 2020, 07:39:19 PM
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29572970/bill-belichick-cam-newton-win-patriots-starting-qb-job?platform=amp (https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29572970/bill-belichick-cam-newton-win-patriots-starting-qb-job?platform=amp)

Heh. Heheheh. HehehehahahahahahahaBAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on August 10, 2020, 04:46:05 PM
Pats signed HB Lamar Miller
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on August 10, 2020, 05:40:43 PM
The Patriots* continue to get worse
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on August 13, 2020, 05:22:22 PM
https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1294006328084619266?s=
Quote
#Patriots rookie center Dustin Woodard is retiring, source said. The seventh-round pick from Memphis’ decision isn’t COVID-19 related — he’s simply decided to walk away.

Does he get benefits? He was an NFL draft pick after all.....
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 31, 2020, 06:59:12 AM
https://knewz.com/massachusetts-mom-son-incest/

Best thread I could find.  F that whole state.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 31, 2020, 07:16:37 AM
https://knewz.com/massachusetts-mom-son-incest/

Best thread I could find.  F that whole state.

I have to ask

But incest with an adult is actually a crime?
With seemingly (based off them saying up to 20 years) a harsher sentence than rape?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 31, 2020, 07:18:39 AM
I have to ask

But incest with an adult is actually a crime?
With seemingly (based off them saying up to 20 years) a harsher sentence than rape?
You didn't really have to ask.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 07, 2020, 02:25:48 PM
Cut the dummy with the 3%er tattoo.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 07, 2020, 02:31:29 PM
Cut the dummy with the 3%er tattoo.

Did he get it removed like he promised?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 07, 2020, 03:07:00 PM
Did he get it removed like he promised?

Yes, according to CBS Sports. He's also been re-signed to the PS.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 09, 2020, 08:52:57 AM
https://twitter.com/32beatwriters/status/1303658186218647553?s=21
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2020, 09:30:54 AM
The Patriots have a Black starting quarterback. What will Boston’s deeply-rooted racial history mean for Cam Newton?

https://www.nj.com/jets/2020/09/cam-newton-black-quarterback-new-england-patriots.html
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2020, 09:36:18 AM
Can't wait to see what happens if he struggles
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2020, 09:42:31 AM
Can't wait to see what happens if he struggles
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/476/463/946.jpeg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2020, 09:45:24 AM
lol
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on September 14, 2020, 04:18:50 PM
https://twitter.com/MarkDondero/status/1305298615775232001?s=20

this is hilarious
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on September 14, 2020, 04:37:26 PM
https://twitter.com/MarkDondero/status/1305298615775232001?s=20

this is hilarious

As he was asking the question in my head I said the same thing. But it's a million times funnier because he's the only guy that would say that, that way.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 24, 2020, 10:46:08 AM
Looking a little rough there, Bill.

Deadspin (https://deadspin.com/bill-belichick-pulls-up-to-press-conference-after-looki-1845154642)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 03, 2020, 10:17:01 AM
Cam Newton Got the Rona, out vs Chiefs
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 03, 2020, 03:40:38 PM
Pats / Chiefs postponed, may play Monday or Tuesday. Presumably they need to get all the players' and staff's tests back before they're allowed to travel.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 07, 2020, 08:30:05 AM
Stephon Gilmore got the Rona
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 19, 2020, 05:01:54 PM
https://twitter.com/backaftathis/status/1318272300567961609?s=21
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 21, 2020, 02:24:22 PM
Nice to see them as an average, struggling team. Probably the highlight of my season.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 27, 2020, 01:46:23 PM
Patriots taking calls on Stephon Gilmore. Welcome to suckworld, cunts.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 27, 2020, 03:08:05 PM
Patriots might be our most likely win this season.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on October 27, 2020, 03:26:18 PM
Patriots might be our most likely win this season.

Cam Newton is going to rip us a new poopchute just because there’s a shot we might win the game
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on October 27, 2020, 03:37:45 PM
Patriots might be our most likely win this season.
Lol

Cover 0 will destroy Sam again
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 29, 2020, 03:31:50 PM
Edelman out, Stephon Gilmore’s house up for sale.  Patriots are about to go full tank just in time to face us.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 29, 2020, 04:04:11 PM
Edelman out, Stephon Gilmore’s house up for sale.  Patriots are about to go full tank just in time to face us.

Too late, they've won two games. #4DChess
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: insanity on October 29, 2020, 05:23:43 PM
Too late, they've won two games. #4DChess
But they play us twice...

I'm contemplating rooting for the pats this week.  The idea of somehow tlaw going to the pats will likely force me to give up caring about football in its entirety
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on October 29, 2020, 08:22:10 PM
But they play us twice...

I'm contemplating rooting for the pats this week.  The idea of somehow tlaw going to the pats will likely force me to give up caring about football in its entirety
The Titans, Jags, and Texans managed to hang on to their fans after the Colts went from Manning to Luck, but I feel you.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: steves850 on October 29, 2020, 08:25:59 PM
I cannot, under any circumstances, root for the Pats.

I will watch the game with wild indifference.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 29, 2020, 08:49:45 PM
But they play us twice...

I'm contemplating rooting for the pats this week.  The idea of somehow tlaw going to the pats will likely force me to give up caring about football in its entirety

I will be hoping that the Patriots get destroyed, and that we beat them twice. Anything else is too awful to consider.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 30, 2020, 12:53:48 PM
I will be hoping that the Patriots get destroyed, and that we beat them twice. Anything else is too awful to consider.

This

I'm not one to root for my teams to lose in the first place, but against hated division rivals? Absolutely not.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 30, 2020, 01:28:14 PM
This

I'm not one to root for my teams to lose in the first place, but against hated division rivals? Absolutely not.

I just realised they're playing the Bills. I can't root for either of those teams to win, but I can take satisfaction from either of them losing. I would probably enjoy a Bills defeat more.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 30, 2020, 01:38:34 PM
I just realised they're playing the Bills. I can't root for either of those teams to win, but I can take satisfaction from either of them losing. I would probably enjoy a Bills defeat more.

Let them tie
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on October 30, 2020, 01:45:47 PM
I will be hoping that the Patriots get destroyed, and that we beat them twice. Anything else is too awful to consider.

Nope...0-16 is required for the tank.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on October 30, 2020, 01:49:02 PM
I just realised they're playing the Bills. I can't root for either of those teams to win, but I can take satisfaction from either of them losing. I would probably enjoy a Bills defeat more.
Bills defeat would be funnier. This incarnation of the Pats isn't going anywhere so I'm not worried about them catching fire down the stretch.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 30, 2020, 02:07:35 PM
Nope...0-16 is required for the tank.

freak your tank, let's beat the Patriots.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 30, 2020, 02:08:51 PM
I don’t root for the Jets to lose, I just accept it as the inevitable outcome during this season.

Although seeing this shitty team beat Belichick at least once would be freaking hilarious. He might die on the field.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 30, 2020, 02:09:04 PM
Bills defeat would be funnier. This incarnation of the Pats isn't going anywhere so I'm not worried about them catching fire down the stretch.

I hate the fact that the division is competitive and we aren't in the conversation, I think I liked it better when we all knew week 1 who was winning the AFCE.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on October 30, 2020, 02:25:11 PM
freak your tank, let's beat the Patriots.

veto

I'm thinking long term picture....not a meaningless game.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 30, 2020, 02:26:48 PM
veto

I'm thinking long term picture....not a meaningless game.

No victory over a division rival is ever meaningless. Their suffering and shame is the only thing I have left to enjoy this season.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on October 30, 2020, 02:33:31 PM
No victory over a division rival is ever meaningless. Their suffering and shame is the only thing I have left to enjoy this season.

No...it's meaningless.  This whole freaking season is meaningless except for 2 priorities....securing that #1 pick and watching Gase walk the plank.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on December 09, 2020, 06:28:14 PM
NFL Update
@MySportsUpdate
·
1h
The #Patriots signed former #Jets second-round WR Devin Smith to their practice squad. The former Ohio State speedster played in four games last season and had 113 yards and a TD.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 10, 2020, 09:04:10 AM
He’s about to go off Chaz Hansen style
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 10, 2020, 09:04:31 AM
Damn the Packers just picked up Ardarius Stewart
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on December 10, 2020, 09:05:48 AM
Stephen Hill, still available
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 10, 2020, 11:16:53 AM
Johnny Lam Jones, dead.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on December 10, 2020, 11:40:31 AM
Shaq Evans and Jalen Saunders are both in the CFL, as long as we're updating old Jets WRs.

Somehow both may have longer pro football careers than Quincy Enunwa.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on December 10, 2020, 11:44:51 AM
He’s about to go off Chaz Hansen style

did you just combine chad hansen and chaz schilens?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on December 10, 2020, 11:58:00 AM
I kind of miss Brady on the Patriots, particularly if the Jets are just gonna suck. I still hate the Patriots, but it's not nearly what it used to be. Normally, I would be excited for tonight so I could root against the Patriots. I'm still rooting against them, but it isn't as much fun.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 10, 2020, 12:08:02 PM
I kind of miss Brady on the Patriots, particularly if the Jets are just gonna suck. I still hate the Patriots, but it's not nearly what it used to be. Normally, I would be excited for tonight so I could root against the Patriots. I'm still rooting against them, but it isn't as much fun.

I'm the opposite, I love seeing them as just an average team struggling for a Wild Card. Especially with Belichick still there.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on December 10, 2020, 01:05:20 PM
I'm the opposite, I love seeing them as just an average team struggling for a Wild Card. Especially with Belichick still there.

This guy. What he said.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on December 10, 2020, 01:22:42 PM
I kind of miss Brady on the Patriots, particularly if the Jets are just gonna suck. I still hate the Patriots, but it's not nearly what it used to be. Normally, I would be excited for tonight so I could root against the Patriots. I'm still rooting against them, but it isn't as much fun.

freak that team, always.  I would root against my own son if he played for that excrement franchise.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 10, 2020, 03:16:37 PM
I'm the opposite, I love seeing them as just an average team struggling for a Wild Card. Especially with Belichick still there.
This guy. What he said.
freak that team, always.  I would root against my own son if he played for that excrement franchise.

All of these things.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Jumbo on December 28, 2020, 10:31:37 PM
Better link to this graphic:

https://streamable.com/hhpqyw
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on December 29, 2020, 01:05:14 AM
Better link to this graphic:

https://streamable.com/hhpqyw

why on earth did that graphic even get made?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on December 29, 2020, 01:48:44 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqYNQ6lXIAA7hUf?format=jpg&name=large)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 29, 2020, 08:28:51 AM
why on earth did that graphic even get made?

Why not?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 16, 2021, 12:06:16 PM
After this season, I wonder how many good  free agents decide that going to NE and dealing with Belichick's hard-assedness isn't worth it anymore.

At least before you had a playoff guarantee.  The spell is broken.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on January 23, 2021, 10:54:20 AM
Fat Matt Pat, the lady garden, is going back to the Pats.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 29, 2021, 07:47:46 AM
Quote
Get a load of this nugget from Tom Brady Sr. in an exclusive interview with the Boston Herald’s Karen Guregian:

“Robert’s been a spectacular owner for 25 years. He is sincere in his feelings for Tommy when he expresses his feelings, and it’s vice versa,” said Brady. “Tommy feels the same way with Robert Kraft. He has an extraordinarily close relationship with him. I know Robert is rooting for Tommy right now. As I know Jonathan, Danny and the whole family. There’s no question about that.”

“Missing from the list?

“Bill Belichick.

“Cracked Brady Sr.: “I’m guessing he’s on a little bit of a hot seat right now.”

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 29, 2021, 03:19:47 PM
Belichick is under 500 career in New England without Brady. Turns out the vaunted "Patriot Way" was just having Tom Brady as your QB.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 31, 2021, 02:25:35 PM
https://twitter.com/tomecurran/status/1355930247951220743?s=19

Now I respect him.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on January 31, 2021, 05:56:02 PM
https://twitter.com/tomecurran/status/1355930247951220743?s=19

Now I respect him.

Would curious to know why. But that’s awesome
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 31, 2021, 06:02:48 PM
Would curious to know why. But that’s awesome
Pencil head
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 31, 2021, 08:20:01 PM
Would curious to know why. But that’s awesome

Matt Patricia, probably.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 31, 2021, 09:05:47 PM
https://twitter.com/tomecurran/status/1355930247951220743?s=19

Now I respect him.

Have to love that.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on February 01, 2021, 01:33:28 PM
Albert Breer
@AlbertBreer
Wow! @TedyBruschi joining @CoachJeddFisch's staff at Arizona.



guess he's done at ESPN
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on February 01, 2021, 01:49:18 PM
Albert Breer
@AlbertBreer
Wow! @TedyBruschi joining @CoachJeddFisch's staff at Arizona.



guess he's done at ESPN
Good.  freak that guy. Get off my tv.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on February 01, 2021, 05:43:05 PM
Good.  freak that guy. Get off my tv.
Quote
ProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalk
·
3m
Tedy Bruschi will serve as special advisor to Arizona coach Jedd Fisch while keeping his ESPN job


sorry honeytits.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: mj2sexay on March 09, 2021, 06:17:30 AM
Pats to reacquire Trent Brown.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 09, 2021, 08:14:33 AM
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
·
14s
Patriots are not expected to use their franchise tag on OG Joe Thuney as they did last year, per sources. Thuney likely headed to the free-agent market.



L


F


G
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on March 09, 2021, 08:53:04 AM
I'll believe it when I see it.  They tagged him at the absolute last second last offseason. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 09, 2021, 09:02:49 AM
I'll believe it when I see it.  They tagged him at the absolute last second last offseason. 

Isn't today the last day to tag players?  I haven't heard anything about the deadline getting extended.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on March 09, 2021, 09:28:51 AM
Isn't today the last day to tag players?  I haven't heard anything about the deadline getting extended.

It is and again, I will believe it when I see it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 09, 2021, 09:31:46 AM
It is and again, I will believe it when I see it.

Trust the Dust, young bull.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 12, 2021, 07:09:21 AM
Jim McBride
@globejimmcbride
BREAKING: The #Patriots are re-signing QB Cam Newton to a one-year deal, according to a league source.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 12, 2021, 07:19:37 AM
Jim McBride
@globejimmcbride
BREAKING: The #Patriots are re-signing QB Cam Newton to a one-year deal, according to a league source.
Wonderful.

Sent from my Pixel 5 using Tapatalk

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 12, 2021, 07:23:55 AM
Wonderful.

Sent from my Pixel 5 using Tapatalk



2 thoughts:

- I could see the Pats drafting McCorkle Jones or Kyle Trask and having him sit for a year behind Cam
- this probably means no Jimmy G reunion in Boston

Bonus thought:

- freak the Pats
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 12, 2021, 07:32:50 AM
Jim McBride
@globejimmcbride
BREAKING: The #Patriots are re-signing QB Cam Newton to a one-year deal, according to a league source.
Good, he sucks now.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 12, 2021, 07:33:41 AM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1370367181796610049?s=19

Lol.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 12, 2021, 07:37:29 AM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1370367181796610049?s=19

Lol.

14 mil is actually considered cheap for a QB
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 12, 2021, 07:49:37 AM
14 mil is actually considered cheap for a QB

I'm happy they are spending $14 million on any player that isn't long-term and won't win them excrement this year.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 12, 2021, 07:52:08 AM
I'm happy they are spending $14 million on any player that isn't long-term and won't win them excrement this year.

I love the deal....because Cam sucks
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on March 12, 2021, 10:09:30 AM
14 mil is actually considered cheap for a QB

A QB can usually throw the football
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on March 12, 2021, 10:10:32 AM
I didn't realize how lousy his TD:INT ratio was last year. The rush TDs help though.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 12, 2021, 02:26:33 PM
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1370466129253175298?s=09 (https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1370466129253175298?s=09)

$2mil signing bonus
$1.5mil base salary (guaranteed)
$1.5mil total in per game roster bonuses

Remaining $9mil in incentives.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 12, 2021, 02:31:18 PM
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1370466129253175298?s=09 (https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1370466129253175298?s=09)

$2mil signing bonus
$1.5mil base salary (guaranteed)
$1.5mil total in per game roster bonuses

Remaining $9mil in incentives.

That is completely different.  Pretty good deal.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 12, 2021, 03:15:57 PM
At that salary, I think Cam is the backup there.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on March 12, 2021, 03:33:39 PM
At that salary, I think Cam is the backup there.

I think he'll be a bridge quarterback and they'll draft someone in the first or second round
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: mj2sexay on March 16, 2021, 05:13:57 AM
Pats bringing in old friend Henry Anderson.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 16, 2021, 10:07:04 AM
“Belichick just gave Jonnu Smith ($31.25M) and Hunter Henry ($25M) the two highest guarantees for a tight end contract in the league. Both more than the guarantees for Kelce and Kittle.

Highest paid TEs on a per-year basis:

George Kittle: $15M
Travis Kelce: $14.3M
---> Jonnu Smith: $12.5M
---> Hunter Henry: $12.5M
Austin Hooper: $10.5M“
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 16, 2021, 10:13:00 AM
I don't think the Pats have done anything too bad so far.  They suck at WR, so they are basically making the TEs their WRs.  Cam can't throw it accurately downfield anymore, so the TE would be a better option.  They overpaid for most of their signings, but who hasn't so far for anyone that's good?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on March 16, 2021, 10:16:05 AM
Kendrick Bourne and Nelson Agholor are not good
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 16, 2021, 10:22:06 AM
Kendrick Bourne and Nelson Agholor are not good

Bourne is getting paid peanuts.  Agholor is overpaid. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 16, 2021, 10:23:26 AM
Bourne is getting paid peanuts.  Agholor is overpaid. 

it doesn't matter anyway...they'll throw to the TEs and that pipsqueak edelman.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on March 16, 2021, 10:26:15 AM
Hopefully spending $25M/yr on TEs turns out to be a bad idea, but I'm too traumatized by AFCE history to be sure of it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 16, 2021, 10:30:03 AM
I think what they do at QB this year is more interesting than who they've signed so far.  Do they stick with Cam and the turds behind him or draft a QB to be the heir apparent.  They are only going to go so far with Cam Newton.  He's toast as a passer.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on March 17, 2021, 12:35:48 PM
Pats* put a second round tender on JC Jackson

Douglas better be drawing up that contract now
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: insanity on March 17, 2021, 01:05:57 PM
Pats* put a second round tender on JC Jackson

Douglas better be drawing up that contract now
How does this work - When does JD need to submit an offer by?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: IATA on March 17, 2021, 01:37:37 PM
How does this work - When does JD need to submit an offer by?

i believe it's the normal FA period, but gives the Pats the option to match or take the compensation.

we'd likely need to include some kind of "poison pill", if those even exist anymore.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 17, 2021, 01:47:01 PM
i believe it's the normal FA period, but gives the Pats the option to match or take the compensation.

we'd likely need to include some kind of "poison pill", if those even exist anymore.

Not allowed to use poison pills any more. From the current CBA:

Quote
No Offer Sheet may contain a Principal Term that would create rights or obligations for the Old Club that differ in any way (including but not limited to the amount of compensation that would be paid, the circumstances in which compensation would be guaranteed, or the circumstances in which other contractual rights would or would not vest) from the rights or obligations that such Principal Term would create for the Club extending the Offer Sheet (i.e., no 'poison pills').

I only know because I looked this up yesterday as a result of a separate conversation.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 17, 2021, 01:50:12 PM
Not allowed to use poison pills any more. From the current CBA:

I only know because I looked this up yesterday as a result of a separate conversation.

Pretty sure it was the Hutchinson contract that killed poison pills.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on March 17, 2021, 01:54:12 PM
Pretty sure it was the Hutchinson contract that killed poison pills.

That and the revenge tender with Nate Burleson, which fully guaranteed his contract if he played 4 games in the state of Minnesota.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 17, 2021, 01:57:54 PM
That and the revenge tender with Nate Burleson, which fully guaranteed his contract if he played 4 games in the state of Minnesota.

Forgot about that part.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on March 17, 2021, 02:01:31 PM
I'll be pretty shocked if someone doesn't trade a two for him
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 17, 2021, 02:02:13 PM
I don't see BB letting the Jets sign him away.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 17, 2021, 02:04:44 PM
Then again, Belichick may see us as a good 2nd round pick to have since we usually suck and pick high.  I'm assuming it's a 2022 2nd rounder, right?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Gorilla on March 17, 2021, 02:23:58 PM
Then again, Belichick may see us as a good 2nd round pick to have since we usually suck and pick high.  I'm assuming it's a 2022 2nd rounder, right?

From NFL site:

"Unless received two days or later prior to the NFL draft, draft compensation for each tender is due in the same league year as the offer sheet is signed."
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 18, 2021, 08:32:16 AM
Quote
Field Yates
@FieldYates
·
40s
Patriot S Patrick Chung has announced his retirement via Instagram.

A solid, tough, versatile player for a long time.


good...freak off
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 12, 2021, 03:17:32 PM
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
·
2m
The #Patriots have terminated the contract of WR Julian Edelman, per the wire. He’s listed as a failed physical.




retire you schmuck.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on April 12, 2021, 03:18:09 PM
he'll sign with the Bucs
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 12, 2021, 03:18:44 PM
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
·
2m
The #Patriots have terminated the contract of WR Julian Edelman, per the wire. He’s listed as a failed physical.




retire you schmuck.

Dollars to donuts he signs a one year deal in Tampa.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 12, 2021, 03:26:05 PM
he'll sign with the Bucs
Dollars to donuts he signs a one year deal in Tampa.

Mike Reiss
@MikeReiss
·
5m
While Julian Edelman showed up on today's transaction wire as having his contract terminated by the Patriots, Edelman has been mulling retirement and this could just be a precursor to that announcement.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 12, 2021, 04:38:40 PM
He retired.  freak him. Also, very gay announcement.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 12, 2021, 10:10:02 PM
https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout/status/1381706258760265732?s=21

lol absolutely not
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 13, 2021, 11:54:21 AM
Quote
Julian Edelman never even had a season in which he led white guys in receiving yards.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 13, 2021, 12:35:14 PM
If Hines Ward or Wes Welker aren't hall of famers, Edelman isn't.

freaking Wayne Chrebet had more yards and TDs.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 13, 2021, 12:48:57 PM
If Hines Ward or Wes Welker aren't hall of famers, Edelman isn't.

freaking Wayne Chrebet had more yards and TDs.


Edelman has three rings, which is three more than Welker and Chrebet combined. That makes a difference for Canton.

Ward is a better comparison, but he's also a massive queynte who made a career out of being a cheap shithead. I can well imagine there are plenty of voters not inclined to give him anything.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 13, 2021, 01:06:45 PM
Edelman has three rings, which is three more than Welker and Chrebet combined. That makes a difference for Canton.

Ward is a better comparison, but he's also a massive queynte who made a career out of being a cheap shithead. I can well imagine there are plenty of voters not inclined to give him anything.

Plenty of guys that played for the Patriots have 3 rings, or more. Is their long snapper a lock for the HOF just because he rode Tom Brady’s coattails?

Troy Brown had very similar stats and 3 SB rings but he never sniffed the HOF conversation. Rightfully so.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 13, 2021, 01:16:01 PM
Edelman has 6,800 yards and 36 TDs career.
Tory Holt has 13,000 yards and 74 TDs career and is not in the HOF.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 13, 2021, 01:24:27 PM
Plenty of guys that played for the Patriots have 3 rings, or more. Is their long snapper a lock for the HOF just because he rode Tom Brady’s coattails?

Troy Brown had very similar stats and 3 SB rings but he never sniffed the HOF conversation. Rightfully so.


Of course. I'm not making a case for Edelman to go to Canton, I'm explaining why comparing him to Welker and Chrebet doesn't really work. Like it or not, they do take rings into account.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 13, 2021, 02:22:09 PM
Edelman has 6,800 yards and 36 TDs career.
Tory Holt has 13,000 yards and 74 TDs career and is not in the HOF.
Holt should be in.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 13, 2021, 02:25:41 PM
https://twitter.com/onecrossyolip/status/1381777512242548736?s=21
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on April 13, 2021, 03:32:38 PM
julian edelman is a hard worker who made the most of the situation he was placed in, but he was placed in the absolute best situation most anybody, not just a player of his ilk, could ask for. he is not the player he is if he didn't have tom brady or the patriots to augment his career.

HOFers will shine no matter the situation. calvin johnson suffered on the lions but that would not stop his HOF destiny. if edelman was drafted/spent his entire career with the lions, we are not talking about julian edelman for now.

i'm kind of annoyed that there are people out there that are saying he deserves HOF. i think it's very insulting to those in the HOF currently and to many great players who didn't make the cut for HOF. but he's totally getting all of this love because he was an outspoken frat-boy type white dude that played for beloved media darling patriots
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 13, 2021, 04:01:05 PM
Julian Edelman

620 catches
6,822 yards
36 TDs

Jerricho Cotchery

524 catches
6,623 yards
34 TDs

Laveranues Coles

674 catches
8,609 yards
49 TDs

Santana Moss
732 catches
10,283 yards
66 TDs
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on April 13, 2021, 04:04:40 PM
Santana Moss, Hall of Famer
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 13, 2021, 05:25:14 PM
Stephen Hill- 594 yds, 4 TD.  HOF.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 13, 2021, 05:52:48 PM
Stephen Hill- 594 yds, 4 TD.  HOF.

Edelman - 189 yards per TD
Cotchery - 195 yards per TD
Coles - 176 yards per TD
Moss - 156 yards per TD
Hill - 148.5 yards per TD

Seems like a pretty easy case to make.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 30, 2021, 02:59:08 PM
Quote
Doug Kyed
@DougKyed
 · 1h
Mac Jones says he hopes it’s not always this windy at Gillette Stadium.


It is.


i like where this is heading
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on May 14, 2021, 08:59:57 AM
Quote
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
·
2h
Average ticket price for the the Buccaneers-Patriots’ game in New England on Oct. 3 is $1,370, with prices as high as $12,000 on Ticketmaster, according to Vivid Seats.



lol
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on May 22, 2021, 12:50:47 PM
Quote
NBC Sports Boston's Michael Holley reports Julio Jones wants to play for the Patriots.

"You know who (Jones) really wants to play with? He wants to play with Cam Newton," Holley said in a TV appearance. Jones also reportedly thinks Falcons QB Matt Ryan has "lost a little zing on his deep ball." The Julio trade rumors have started to heat up with Atlanta needing cap room to sign their draft picks. The Patriots, who acquired Mohamed Sanu from the Falcons for a second-rounder in 2019 and have a history of trading for veteran receivers, are one of the teams that could fit his $15.3 million base salary. The Chargers, 49ers, Raiders, and Colts have also been linked as possible Julio landing spots.

Ryan's lost a little zing, but he wants to play with Cam Newton?  Cam throws ducks. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on May 22, 2021, 01:32:30 PM
Ah yes, the Boston reporter hyping up the washed Pats* QB that he calls the “n word” behind closed doors
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on May 22, 2021, 01:40:41 PM
Julio with the Chargers would be cool.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on July 06, 2021, 01:13:33 PM
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1412472216235749377?s=19
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 16, 2021, 01:40:36 PM
https://twitter.com/keefe21/status/1416050150909300738?s=21

lol
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on July 16, 2021, 01:42:03 PM
https://twitter.com/keefe21/status/1416050150909300738?s=21

lol

I can't laugh until we start winning games.


having said that....that tweet is hilarious.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: delavan on July 16, 2021, 03:30:46 PM
https://twitter.com/keefe21/status/1416050150909300738?s=21

Did I read WR #3 correctly?     lmao

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e3/Jacoby_%26_Meyers_Injury_Lawyer_Blayne_Response_Billboard_Ad.jpeg/360px-Jacoby_%26_Meyers_Injury_Lawyer_Blayne_Response_Billboard_Ad.jpeg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on July 25, 2021, 10:03:44 AM
Sounds like they fired Fat Matt for refusing to get vaccinated.

Edit: no, I was misled. It was the OL coach Popovich.

https://www.nfl.com/news/patriots-co-ol-coach-cole-popovich-no-longer-on-staff-covid-19
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on July 25, 2021, 05:35:50 PM
Sounds like they fired Fat Matt for refusing to get vaccinated.

Edit: no, I was misled. It was the OL coach Popovich.

https://www.nfl.com/news/patriots-co-ol-coach-cole-popovich-no-longer-on-staff-covid-19


Was gonna say he's gotta be desperate to rehabilitate his career

Getting fired from the Pats would probably be the end of him
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on August 04, 2021, 11:01:36 AM
https://twitter.com/PhilAPerry/status/1422949659774001160?s=19
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on August 07, 2021, 02:37:10 PM
https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1424067237162459136?s=21

Got what he deserved
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: delavan on August 22, 2021, 01:03:53 PM
So after 2 preseason games Mac Jones has a lower comp %, no TDs, lower YPC, lower YPA and PFF gives him a 95 compared to Zach's 80. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on August 22, 2021, 01:10:10 PM
So after 2 preseason games Mac Jones has a lower comp %, no TDs, lower YPC, lower YPA and PFF gives him a 95 compared to Zach's 80. 

PFF gave Wilson an 80% for yesterday’s game, right?

What did they give him negatives for?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 22, 2021, 01:21:56 PM
PFF gave Wilson an 80% for yesterday’s game, right?

What did they give him negatives for?
Being a Jet
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 23, 2021, 11:55:14 AM
Sounds like Newton is unvaccinated. I realise he's long since made enough money to be able to retire whenever he wants to, but if he wants to keep playing football in New England with a high pick supposedly impressing in TC, you'd think he would be making a business decision right about now.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on August 23, 2021, 12:48:01 PM
Sounds like Newton is unvaccinated. I realise he's long since made enough money to be able to retire whenever he wants to, but if he wants to keep playing football in New England with a high pick supposedly impressing in TC, you'd think he would be making a business decision right about now.

Cam is one of the most ignorant people to ever play the game.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: delavan on August 23, 2021, 03:07:49 PM
PFF gave Wilson an 80% for yesterday’s game, right?

What did they give him negatives for?
Beats me Heismeister

https://www.pff.com/news/nfl-preseason-week-2-rookie-report-grades-snaps-game-takeaways

Quote
"Wilson is coming off an 80.5-graded performance against the Green Bay Packers. he popped off a couple of big-time throws, one coming courtesy of a stellar off-platform throw that flashed us back to his time at BYU.

Jones is fresh off a 93.4-graded outing against the Philadelphia Eagles, which continued his streak of the same clean, efficient play that helped Alabama to a National Championship.

The Pats' rookie signal-caller ranks first among all quarterbacks in uncatchable and negatively graded throw rate so far this preseason."

The "Uncatchable and Negatively Graded Throw Rate?"    Ok, got it...  :-l
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on August 23, 2021, 03:34:08 PM
lmao
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on August 23, 2021, 03:38:28 PM
13 of 19 for 146 yards with 0 TDs and 0 INTs

vs.

9 of 11 for 128 yards with 2 TDs and 0 INTs
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 23, 2021, 05:07:08 PM
13 of 19 for 146 yards with 0 TDs and 0 INTs

vs.

9 of 11 for 128 yards with 2 TDs and 0 INTs
Zach Wilson loses PFF points for not walking like a fat lady at TJ Maxx. 

(https://c.tenor.com/X2NGtiuREXMAAAAd/mac-jones-mac.gif)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 23, 2021, 05:22:31 PM
Mac Jones has childbearing hips.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 23, 2021, 07:35:43 PM
Mac Jones has childbearing hips.
He's an independent black woman!

His body type is aunt.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on August 25, 2021, 06:22:48 AM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1430490016569040899?s=19

Pats traded Sony Michel to the Rams
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 25, 2021, 06:27:14 AM
Probably not a bad deal for the Pats. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 25, 2021, 06:56:59 AM
Pats got a fifth and a sixth in 2022 for him.  He's mediocre, could have done worse on compensation.

Yet another first round RB mistake.

Edit:  possibly a 4th


https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1430492705537368071?s=19
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: delavan on August 26, 2021, 03:59:44 PM
NE just acquired CB Shaun Wade from the Ravens for picks (2022 7th; 2023 5th).  Wade went the Matt Barkley route (i.e. should've declared after his junior year) and dropped like a stone..

https://www.nfl.com/news/ravens-close-to-trading-fifth-round-pick-shaun-wade-to-patriots
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on August 26, 2021, 05:39:12 PM
Shaun Wade sucks
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: delavan on August 26, 2021, 07:24:36 PM
Shaun Wade sucks

Yup, and why I made the Matt Barkley reference, i.e. that he should've cashed in as a junior before he got exposed and dropped to the 5th round when he came out the following year.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on August 31, 2021, 09:09:30 AM
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1432706344096866305?s=19
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 31, 2021, 09:16:11 AM
Well, I was wondering how the would be able to start Mac and deal with Cam bitching about being the backup.  I guess that's how.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 31, 2021, 09:31:30 AM
Wonder where Cam ends up.  He may just hang around until a QB goes down.  He isn't going to want to backup anyone.  His ego couldn't handle it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on August 31, 2021, 09:32:05 AM
Wonder where Cam ends up.  He may just hang around until a QB goes down.  He isn't going to want to backup anyone.  His ego couldn't handle it.
He'll probably end up on a ventilator
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 31, 2021, 09:33:49 AM
He'll probably end up on a ventilator

Shut up, he's still researching the disease, looking into things.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 31, 2021, 09:44:50 AM
Wonder where Cam ends up.  He may just hang around until a QB goes down.  He isn't going to want to backup anyone.  His ego couldn't handle it.

My best guess would be Houston.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: delavan on August 31, 2021, 10:11:19 AM
James Jones is probably going ballistic right about now - the same James Jones who said Cam would be an upgrade over Brady last year:

 https://www.nfl.com/videos/james-jones-cam-is-an-upgrade-at-qb-for-pats-over-brady
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on August 31, 2021, 10:19:22 AM
https://twitter.com/pick_six22/status/1432709523207335936?s=19

Trash talking time
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Andrew Ryan on August 31, 2021, 10:21:31 AM
https://twitter.com/BillSimmons/status/1432720856170569732
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 31, 2021, 10:29:57 AM
https://twitter.com/BillSimmons/status/1432720856170569732

Uh, we traded up to 14 from 23 to get AVT.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on August 31, 2021, 10:32:33 AM
I wonder how much of a factor cam not getting vaccinated played in this

And BB not wanting to deal with having his whole QB room ineligible to play and all the other excrement dealing with this would involve

It would be amazing to see Cam get picked up by anybody, and then for Jones to end up on IR and to watch the unrelenting criticism ensue
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on August 31, 2021, 11:03:36 AM
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1432706344096866305?s=19
Josh Allen is now the oldest starting QB in the AFCE at 25.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on August 31, 2021, 12:56:56 PM
I love that teams don't want Cam because he's unvaccinated.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 01, 2021, 03:12:47 PM
Colin Cowherd was reporting the Patriots leaked the story about Cam with the covid excrement last week because they had enough of his nonsense. And the COVID thing was the reason they cut him
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on September 01, 2021, 03:14:09 PM
Colin Cowherd was reporting the Patriots leaked the story about Cam with the covid excrement last week because they had enough of his nonsense. And the COVID thing was the reason they cut him

I hope it's true....Cam can eat a excrement sandwich.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 01, 2021, 03:14:58 PM
Colin Cowherd was reporting the Patriots leaked the story about Cam with the covid excrement last week because they had enough of his nonsense. And the COVID thing was the reason they cut him
I hope it's true....Cam can eat a excrement sandwich.

And take another draft pick from them.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on September 01, 2021, 03:55:43 PM
And take another draft pick from them.

Which is the primary reason this would be great if true.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 01, 2021, 04:59:39 PM
Apparently BBs response was a bit confusing. And possibly antivaxxe ish

https://www.google.com/amp/s/ftw.usatoday.com/2021/09/cam-newton-cut-covid-patriots-bill-belichick/amp
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 10, 2021, 09:18:36 AM
Amazing.

https://twitter.com/michaelFhurley/status/1436303918556909571?s=20
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2021, 09:51:33 AM
What a douche.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 23, 2021, 10:58:16 AM
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/09/23/alex-guerrero-bill-belichick-treated-tom-brady-like-a-20-year-old-kid-not-a-40-year-old-man/
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 26, 2021, 01:44:17 PM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1442185963615264773?t=eAuA2Ln7RPspgA1skNIOqw&s=19
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on September 26, 2021, 02:52:35 PM
Pats gave up a TD with 10 men on D
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 26, 2021, 02:57:39 PM
Just a reminder, leave it to the Pats to have a black guy named White. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 30, 2021, 10:41:01 AM
In no surprise, kraft is quoted in this new book as calling BB the biggest freaking poopchute in his life

https://www.google.com/amp/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_61559044e4b05025422f3b63/amp
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on September 30, 2021, 12:50:37 PM
In no surprise, kraft is quoted in this new book as calling BB the biggest freaking poopchute in his life

https://www.google.com/amp/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_61559044e4b05025422f3b63/amp

Nothing different than I say about each and everyone of you here.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on September 30, 2021, 07:35:15 PM
It's been pretty amusing this entire week has been about shutting on BB

I imagine after he loses it'll get worst
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on October 06, 2021, 07:14:59 AM
Pats release Gilmore
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 06, 2021, 07:58:31 AM
Pats release Gilmore

Why? It's not long since he was one of the best in the league.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on October 06, 2021, 08:05:07 AM
Why? It's not long since he was one of the best in the league.

I think they were fairly tight up against the cap and couldn't come to a contract agreement.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on October 06, 2021, 08:14:52 AM
Why? It's not long since he was one of the best in the league.

The injury ruined him and he's old
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on October 06, 2021, 08:15:13 AM
Gilmore should go play safety for a contender
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on October 06, 2021, 09:41:10 AM
Gilmore should go play safety for a contender

Like the Jets? We need at least one of those
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on October 06, 2021, 09:52:04 AM
Like the Jets? We need at least one of those

I said contender
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on October 06, 2021, 10:25:06 AM
I said contender

Sticking it to Belicheck and the Pats is a good second option if he doesn’t get the right offer
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 06, 2021, 11:10:47 AM
Gilmore should go play safety for a contender

Wonder if he'd go back to Buffalo
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: steves850 on October 06, 2021, 12:04:16 PM
I wonder if he ends up in Tampa Bay, chasing a ring.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on October 06, 2021, 12:04:38 PM
I wonder
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: mj2sexay on October 06, 2021, 12:15:21 PM
Gilmore headed to the Pats for a sixth.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 06, 2021, 12:23:52 PM
Gilmore headed to the Pats for a sixth.

Now try again.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on October 06, 2021, 12:41:43 PM
Now try again.
Belichick 4D chess, trades self own CB, is awarded 3rd round comp pick
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 06, 2021, 02:22:01 PM
The Panthers trade makes so much sense.

Probably at the top of Gilmores wish list, and one of the teams with a bigger need.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on October 06, 2021, 06:30:31 PM
The Panthers trade makes so much sense.

Probably at the top of Gilmores wish list, and one of the teams with a bigger need.

He wanted to sign with Green Bay

Carolina freaking sucks
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 06, 2021, 06:41:07 PM
He wanted to sign with Green Bay

Carolina freaking sucks

He was born in South Carolina and went to college in South Carolina.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on October 06, 2021, 08:01:56 PM
He was born in South Carolina and went to college in South Carolina.

Thank you for this.  I didn’t know.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 06, 2021, 08:03:34 PM
Thank you for this.  I didn’t know.

Anytime!

You're very welcome!
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: insanity on October 07, 2021, 10:45:08 PM
Thank you for this.  I didn’t know.
Did your mom not love you growing up?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 08, 2021, 11:53:29 AM
https://twitter.com/mikereiss/status/1446510176228548609?s=21
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 08, 2021, 03:49:03 PM
“ Patriots ruled out right guard Shaq Mason (abdomen) and right tackle Trent Brown (right calf) for Sunday’s game vs. Texans, and left tackle Isaiah Wynn and left guard Mike Onwenu remain on the COVID-19 reserve list, per @MikeReiss. Center David Andrews is only Pats’ starter left.”
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on October 08, 2021, 03:57:38 PM
c'mon Houston!
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on October 08, 2021, 04:26:51 PM
Pats might be low-key tanking early.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 08, 2021, 04:41:50 PM
Pats might be low-key tanking early.

They just spent an absolute fuckton in FA after missing the playoffs for the first time since forever. They are not tanking.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on October 08, 2021, 04:51:08 PM
They just spent an absolute fuckton in FA after missing the playoffs for the first time since forever. They are not tanking.
I know, just bullshitting.  But if they are tanking, they will be the smartest genius tank team in the NFL.  Only Belichick could come up with such a brilliant scheme.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on October 20, 2021, 06:58:09 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/nyjets/comments/qacegg/fun_fact_rex_ryan_has_higher_win_percentage_than
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 07, 2021, 08:43:51 PM
https://twitter.com/albertbreer/status/1457418357171494912?s=21
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on November 07, 2021, 09:27:43 PM
https://twitter.com/albertbreer/status/1457418357171494912?s=21

Apparently these two have had bad blood since high school when burns taunted Mac or some excrement.

Per the Twitter world
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on November 08, 2021, 07:45:16 AM
https://twitter.com/NickCarboniWCNC/status/1457503613895548935?s=20


Mac Jones needs a taste of street justice....what a POS
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 08, 2021, 07:53:30 AM
Someone should stomp on his ankle next time they sack him.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on November 08, 2021, 08:02:45 AM
I can't tell if he thought Burns had the ball and was trying to bring him down or if he was trying to hurt him, but I'm fully willing to excrement on him regardless.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: insanity on November 08, 2021, 08:25:31 AM
I can't tell if he thought Burns had the ball and was trying to bring him down or if he was trying to hurt him, but I'm fully willing to excrement on him regardless.
This.  I dont think you can really call the play dirty just because he grabbed the guys ankle.  The way he walks away when burns is screaming in pain is a bit nefarious though
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 08, 2021, 11:20:50 AM
https://twitter.com/1pantherplace/status/1457744671141158913?s=21

Yeah that’s dirty AF fam
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 08, 2021, 11:21:54 AM
https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1457755920608358400?s=21

Classic Patriots, I would love to see this review if Burns had gator rolled Mac Jones after a play
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on November 08, 2021, 11:44:48 AM
Mac Jones after the sack:

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3b/80/85/3b8085a67af0786063d203c9a473bd84.gif)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on November 08, 2021, 09:52:54 PM
https://twitter.com/1pantherplace/status/1457744671141158913?s=21

Yeah that’s dirty AF fam

he totally torques his ankle at the end and uses his other leg to trip/roll him over

some benefit of the doubt can be given if all you're watching is the tape of the live feed, which has a horrible view. but with each new replay that shows a more focused view of what happened in slo-mo, there is no way you can deny that that was a dirty derriere play by that POS
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 11, 2021, 10:38:16 AM
https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1458531624023363585?s=21

Myles Garrett 🙏
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 11, 2021, 10:42:02 AM
https://twitter.com/dakarai_turner/status/1310369790394015744?s=21

Slightly Different play but same intent
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: mj2sexay on November 11, 2021, 10:50:35 AM
Mac Jones after the sack:

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3b/80/85/3b8085a67af0786063d203c9a473bd84.gif)

LOL that is freaking hilarious.

Great match, FANTASTIC WrestleMania. One of the best ever.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on November 24, 2021, 01:58:59 PM
Apparently Matt Judon has a problem with mac n cheese.  That shitbird belongs up in NWE, what a loser.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 26, 2021, 04:56:22 PM
https://twitter.com/wad1980/status/1475216929539383296?s=21
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on December 26, 2021, 05:12:33 PM
https://twitter.com/wad1980/status/1475216929539383296?s=21

That is AMAZING.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on December 26, 2021, 05:42:33 PM
https://twitter.com/wad1980/status/1475216929539383296?s=21
That is AMAZING.

no it's not. he's such a deplorably unlikeable piece of excrement.

he's not normal. he's done some downright fvcked up excrement and literally does not lose an ounce of sleep over any of it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on December 26, 2021, 05:45:26 PM
no it's not. he's such a deplorably unlikeable piece of excrement.

he's not normal. he's done some downright fvcked up excrement and literally does not lose an ounce of sleep over any of it.

You miss the point. The amazing bit isn't his answer, it's the fact that someone with press credentials in the Patriots media room thought that that was an appropriate question to ask him.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on December 26, 2021, 05:50:31 PM
I'm on Bill's side here.  That lady should never be allowed back in to a press conference.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on December 26, 2021, 05:55:41 PM
I'm on Bill's side here.  That lady should never be allowed back in to a press conference.
I disagree, he should be forced to hear questions like that exclusively, every week.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on December 26, 2021, 05:57:24 PM
You miss the point. The amazing bit isn't his answer, it's the fact that someone with press credentials in the Patriots media room thought that that was an appropriate question to ask him.

yeah, that part of it actually is funny. i thought you meant bill's response to her was funny.
I'm on Bill's side here.  That lady should never be allowed back in to a press conference.

it was a dumb/funny question but i will not give that POS any leeway.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 26, 2021, 06:06:08 PM
I disagree, he should be forced to hear questions like that exclusively, every week.

This.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on December 26, 2021, 06:49:23 PM
This.
Coach, can you describe your perfect sundae?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on December 26, 2021, 07:24:57 PM
Coach, can you describe your perfect sundae?

Any chance you can get press credentials? Give him a coronary.....
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on December 26, 2021, 08:04:44 PM
That clip cut off Belichick saying "maybe next week" which is equally hilarious.

https://twitter.com/TaylorRochaTV/status/1475284727829512196
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on December 27, 2021, 12:19:11 AM
Any chance you can get press credentials? Give him a coronary.....
I would want dcm sending me questions to ask live.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on December 27, 2021, 07:36:14 AM
I would want dcm sending me questions to ask live.

"hoW MANY of your PLAYERS have cor ona? 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on December 27, 2021, 08:54:41 AM
I noticed that the league says you have $2,535,437 of cap space, but my numbers indicate it is $2,535,435.  Do you have an explanation for this? 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 28, 2021, 01:27:45 PM
That reporter lady has gigantic balls. Respec
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 28, 2021, 05:48:01 PM
https://twitter.com/clappedyoshi/status/1475676136055222274?s=21

Ok this is hilarious
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on December 31, 2021, 04:00:12 PM
Lady asked Belichick about New Years resolutions again.
https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1476957868372987906
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on December 31, 2021, 04:04:42 PM
Lady asked Belichick about New Years resolutions again.
https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1476957868372987906

That lady has bigger balls than half the players to suit up for us in the last decade.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on December 31, 2021, 04:24:37 PM
I hope she asks every day.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on December 31, 2021, 05:10:00 PM
it was funny the first time, but her job is to report on the team/the sport (assuming she is one of the beat writers and not writing for some unofficial humor/football site - sorta thing)

asking that unnecessary question again is just an attempt to create some humor/drama that she can/will pedal in some way and makes everything about her, when (again, assumption) her job is to report on the team. if it was up to me i'd have her banned for trying to fvck around again
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on December 31, 2021, 05:38:46 PM
I hope she asks every day.
Until he's dead.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on December 31, 2021, 05:48:33 PM
Until he's dead.
eventually he will come around to the answer “ban you from the facility”
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on December 31, 2021, 06:05:42 PM
eventually he will come around to the answer “ban you from the facility”

If beat writers got banned for asking dumb questions then the Jets could have held press conferences in a phone booth for a number of years.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on December 31, 2021, 06:24:44 PM
If beat writers got banned for asking dumb questions then the Jets could have held press conferences in a phone booth for a number of years.
I was just talking about his NY resolution, which almost no one succeeds at anyways
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 31, 2021, 08:19:00 PM
This got boring real fast.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on February 08, 2022, 09:36:20 AM
Albert Breer
@AlbertBreer
 · 17m
The Patriots are working on a deal to bring back ex-Giants coach Joe Judge as an offensive assistant, per sources. Expected to get done in the coming days.



Ah yes...the "crawl back of shame", this time for Joe Judge.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 07, 2022, 12:58:13 PM
Field Yates
@FieldYates
·
2m
Source: the Patriots are releasing starting OLB Kyle Van Noy.

A decision with salary cap roots, as moving on from the versatile Van Noy creates just under $5M in cap space.

Van Noy can sign with another team right away.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on March 07, 2022, 12:59:44 PM
Good, I hate that guy
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 07, 2022, 01:01:06 PM
Good, I hate that guy

Pats makin room for Troy Anderson
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 07, 2022, 01:27:20 PM
There's a rumor going around that Belichick could be their offensive play-caller this year.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 15, 2022, 11:34:05 PM
Can we talk about the Shaq Mason trade?

If you can convince me this makes sense from a Patriots POV I will shotgun a 40 at the tailgate next year
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 15, 2022, 11:35:42 PM
New #Buccaneers G Shaq Mason has a 90.0 overall @PFF grade since 2016, tied for second among guards with at least 1,000 snaps during that span of time. Only #Cowboys G Zack Martin (93.3) graded higher.

5th round pick seems fair
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 15, 2022, 11:37:35 PM
https://twitter.com/brandonthornnfl/status/1503830140920414230?s=21
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 15, 2022, 11:39:00 PM
If you search Shaq Mason on twitter and go to the national reporters breaking the story the comments never fail to produce a bunch of pats fans throatgoats all defending this move. “Bill knows best! Gotta clear cap space so this was a W!”
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on March 15, 2022, 11:50:19 PM
throatgoats

Throat Gate 2022
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: delavan on March 24, 2022, 08:52:22 AM
Pats bringing back Malcolm Butler

https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1506717617419177987
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 25, 2022, 03:07:41 PM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1518681411032657920?t=EmY5Ox6C9TXTpFSeKIeCNA&s=19

Weird.  Well he gets 4 picks for 1, so maybe he just wants numbers.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on April 25, 2022, 03:45:00 PM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1518681411032657920?t=EmY5Ox6C9TXTpFSeKIeCNA&s=19

Weird.  Well he gets 4 picks for 1, so maybe he just wants numbers.

He's trying to find the next Tom Brady
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 26, 2022, 07:52:34 PM
This is shitty.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10034061-vince-wilforks-son-daundre-pleads-guilty-to-stealing-super-bowl-rings-more-jewelry

I always kinda liked Wilfork, he seems like a really fun dude and he and Mangold had some epic battles. Shitty that his son turns out to be scum.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on April 26, 2022, 09:19:34 PM
This is shitty.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10034061-vince-wilforks-son-daundre-pleads-guilty-to-stealing-super-bowl-rings-more-jewelry

I always kinda liked Wilfork, he seems like a really fun dude and he and Mangold had some epic battles. Shitty that his son turns out to be scum.

have you seen how he and his wife look?

there was a 0% chance that that union would not end up culminating in a trashy son
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 26, 2022, 09:22:55 PM
have you seen how he and his wife look?

there was a 0% chance that that union would not end up culminating in a trashy son

It's possible to be ugly and good people. A not insignificant proportion of this board are living proof.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on April 26, 2022, 09:41:50 PM
It's possible to be ugly and good people. A not insignificant proportion of this board are living proof.

haha, this is not what i meant by that, but i think you know that

to me you're all beautiful
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on April 26, 2022, 09:46:08 PM
I don't think Vince Wilfork is a good guy. I think he has good PR.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 27, 2022, 11:30:36 AM
I don't think Vince Wilfork is a good guy. I think he has good PR.

Cease and desist this slander or suffer an eye poke.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on April 28, 2022, 10:31:05 PM
https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1519881285103149056?t=6WCKyLRs0yD885eNUoXoSQ&s=19
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on April 28, 2022, 10:31:50 PM
https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1519881285103149056?t=6WCKyLRs0yD885eNUoXoSQ&s=19

wow that's pretty savage lmfao
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on April 29, 2022, 08:00:26 AM
https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/1519892882232164354?t=WO9vk_CvXxip5-h5T6ihOw&s=19

https://twitter.com/JoeyMurr/status/1519905516935335937?t=5DWjjnvRFM6Qbbu79Sizng&s=19

https://twitter.com/ColemanJunior2/status/1519879445598846984?t=YPg_IIXnFrhgaoKejwPuJQ&s=19

When Belichick has a first round pick, he's like a dungeons & dragons nerd with an exotic supermodel in his bed. He just doesn't know what to do and messes it up.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on April 29, 2022, 08:06:18 AM
https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/1519892882232164354?t=WO9vk_CvXxip5-h5T6ihOw&s=19

https://twitter.com/JoeyMurr/status/1519905516935335937?t=5DWjjnvRFM6Qbbu79Sizng&s=19

https://twitter.com/ColemanJunior2/status/1519879445598846984?t=YPg_IIXnFrhgaoKejwPuJQ&s=19

When Belichick has a first round pick, he's like a dungeons & dragons nerd with an exotic supermodel in his bed. He just doesn't know what to do and messes it up.
https://youtu.be/8oWAb5NVALw
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: delavan on April 30, 2022, 08:56:33 PM
Cole Strange vs. Travis Jones.  Ouch  : )

https://twitter.com/koestreicher34/status/1520226428931002369
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on May 01, 2022, 01:51:34 PM
It is wild how the Patriots have underwhelming drafts seemingly every year, but it has never punished them because of Brady for so long.

Even without Brady, the suckage has yet to begin. Hopefully, the suckage starts soon. Last year, the free agency class kind of kept them propped up.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on May 01, 2022, 02:11:21 PM
I'm sure Strange will be a starter and do ok, but there was no need to take him in the first.  They should have just traded down until the second round, even if the deals weren't good.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on May 01, 2022, 02:11:46 PM
I'm sure Strange will be a starter and do ok, but there was no need to take him in the first.  They should have just traded down until the second round, even if the deals weren't good.
The rumour is that Shanahan wanted him.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on May 01, 2022, 02:13:58 PM
The rumour is that Shanahan wanted him.

Well Kyle Shanahan didn't pick until 61. I feel safe in saying they weren't trading up to 40 to get him.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on May 01, 2022, 04:06:43 PM
It is wild how the Patriots have underwhelming drafts seemingly every year, but it has never punished them because of Brady for so long.

Even without Brady, the suckage has yet to begin. Hopefully, the suckage starts soon. Last year, the free agency class kind of kept them propped up.

i also think we'll see that interest FA's have in the patriots still truly comes from brady's legacy/accomplishments rather than any truth in the 'patriot way/belichick genius' belief
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on May 01, 2022, 04:24:53 PM
The rumour is that Shanahan wanted him.

Because he said he was a good player in a press conference?

McVay laughed and said they were hoping to get him at 104.

It was a horrendous reach.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on May 01, 2022, 04:28:06 PM
i also think we'll see that interest FA's have in the patriots still truly comes from brady's legacy/accomplishments rather than any truth in the 'patriot way/belichick genius' belief
And if you look at big free agent classes, historically they have done great in Year 1 and then fell apart in Year 2. We've seen this with the Jets, but it's also been league-wide.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on May 01, 2022, 04:53:34 PM
Because he said he was a good player in a press conference?

McVay laughed and said they were hoping to get him at 104.

It was a horrendous reach.
Yes, I'm not trying to justify the pick but there is now some attempt at retconning it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on May 01, 2022, 04:58:18 PM
Yes, I'm not trying to justify the pick but there is now some attempt at retconning it.

Patriots* fans and beat writers are trying to justify it

It’s an awful pick
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on May 01, 2022, 05:41:57 PM
Yes, I'm not trying to justify the pick but there is now some attempt at retconning it.
The revisionist history is that people say McVay was making fun of himself for thinking he might be there at 104.

But he was clearly shocked he went round 1. No way of rethinking that, even if other teams liked him.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on May 01, 2022, 06:20:58 PM
Far be it from me to defend the Pats but I recall some people thinking Travis Frederick being an out of left field pick for the Cowboys and he stuck around as a quality starter.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 01, 2022, 06:34:23 PM
Belichick gets derided almost yearly for his drafting and I don't ever seem to recall these picks ever being the downfall of the team or a source of a major setback for them.

The biggest factor in their success and their eventual downfall was always Brady, though so let's see what happens.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on May 01, 2022, 06:49:42 PM
Belichick gets derided almost yearly for his drafting and I don't ever seem to recall these picks ever being the downfall of the team or a source of a major setback for them.

The biggest factor in their success and their eventual downfall was always Brady, though so let's see what happens.

Sony Michel, N'Keal Harry, Dominique Easley. I don't think they've had a good draft since they took Chandler Jones. The QB might be OK but he doesn't look like he's going to be anything special.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on May 01, 2022, 07:32:44 PM
Far be it from me to defend the Pats but I recall some people thinking Travis Frederick being an out of left field pick for the Cowboys and he stuck around as a quality starter.

He played for a strong team in a power five conference at least
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on May 12, 2022, 11:12:09 AM
Quote
Henry Coffey McKenna
@McKennAnalysis
I've heard the same thing as @MikeReiss
 on the Patriots' offensive play-calling. No decision yet from Bill Belichick. It may come down to a competition of sorts during training camp. The top candidates are Matt Patricia and Joe Judge.

lmao
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on May 12, 2022, 11:33:10 AM
what a joke
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on May 12, 2022, 03:12:32 PM
God I hope they are a total freaking disaster this year. Roughly 3-14 would be ideal
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on May 20, 2022, 09:42:33 PM
I love how earlier today reports were coming out that Mac was making everyone's panties wet

Then this comes out a few hours later
Quote
Boston Sports Journal's Greg Bedard reports there's a "high-level of concern" about what's going on with the Patriots' offense.
Patriots players have been "alarmed" with what they've seen from the team's offensive coaching staff and lack of direction on offense, according to Bedard. The Patriots haven't named an offensive coordinator since Josh McDaniels' departure, with the expectation Joe Judge or ex-Lions HC Matt Patricia will be the offensive play caller. Neither coach is known for offense. Judge's background is in special teams while Patricia's is in defense. Judge, a former college quarterback that spent 2019 as the Patriots' WR coach, is the likely favorite for the role. Judge said at the team's minicamp he plans to work closely with second-year QB Mac Jones
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: delavan on July 17, 2022, 04:44:22 PM
Pats traded their 2019 1st round pick N'Keal Henry to the Bears for a 7th round pick.  Three years, 4 TDs 

https://bearswire.usatoday.com/2022/07/12/bears-trade-for-patriots-nkeal-harry-2022-season/
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 17, 2022, 10:07:48 PM
Genius move trading back like that.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 03, 2022, 10:44:52 AM
https://www.providencejournal.com/story/sports/nfl/patriots/2022/08/03/mac-jones-says-his-offense-still-trying-learn-new-base-plays/10216174002/
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 08, 2022, 09:53:09 PM
https://twitter.com/tomecurran/status/1556755775690883072?t=5hFZTE0gmNLM-QYQ38f6Eg&s=19
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on August 11, 2022, 10:09:15 AM
James White retired.....good riddance
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on August 11, 2022, 07:23:47 PM
James White retired.....good riddance
Badger legend but yeah I hated what he did for NE.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 23, 2022, 06:56:12 PM
Inject this into my veins.

https://twitter.com/_andrewcallahan/status/1562132723614900225
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 22, 2022, 11:14:19 AM
https://twitter.com/thestevenruiz/status/1572981734714802179?s=46&t=6BvRVUjShT20k2k-LvCxWQ
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: delavan on September 22, 2022, 01:14:39 PM
https://twitter.com/thestevenruiz/status/1572981734714802179?s=46&t=6BvRVUjShT20k2k-LvCxWQ
  whoa...   'down the middle solves the riddle'
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 25, 2022, 10:49:42 PM
https://twitter.com/bleacherreport/status/1574100593735438336?s=46&t=FAz2vy3FPGjA9UO-wInzVg

Holy excrement
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: delavan on October 17, 2022, 10:29:46 AM
Next up for NE is home vs. the Bears, a certain win.  Will Bailey Zappe still be starting in 2 weeks at Metlife, i.e. not to compare with Brady but will Calais Campbell (getting ahead of myself) end up a poor man’s Mo Lewis 2.0?  Who is this former W. Ky Hilltopper?

Completion percentage: 72.9
TD–INT: 4–1
Passing yards: 596
Passer rating: 111.4


Zach (with better weapons)
Completion percentage:
TD-INT: 1-2
Passing yards: 572
Passer rating: 73.9
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on October 24, 2022, 07:35:39 PM
Yes.  Boo your team, you freaking clods.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on October 24, 2022, 07:43:12 PM
We can beat this team.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on October 24, 2022, 09:50:05 PM
We can beat this team.

I want to see Quinnen Williams make Mac Jones excrement his pants on the field
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on October 24, 2022, 09:55:07 PM
Mike Pennel just blasted David Andrews.  Once a Jet, always a Jet.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on October 24, 2022, 09:59:20 PM
I want to see Quinnen Williams make Mac Jones excrement his pants on the field
Mac Jones is done in NWE
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 24, 2022, 10:40:18 PM
I want to see Quinnen Williams make Mac Jones excrement his pants on the field

Mac Jones is done in NWE

If we beat Zappie bad enough maybe they'll have to put Jones back in the game.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on October 25, 2022, 08:11:46 AM
Mike Pennel just blasted David Andrews.  Once a Jet, always a Jet.

There was nothing wrong with that block. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 25, 2022, 01:39:38 PM
It's really a little embarrassing how the Pats fans treated Jones. He was pretty good for a rookie last year and helped take you to the playoffs. Now a couple of games into Year 2, you're booing him? For Bailey Zappe? It would be like if Jets fans booed Wilson because we wanted Mike White.

I don't know what Mac Jones is going to be, and Zappe looked decent, but it seems like the Patriots might be lighting the Jones pick on fire.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 25, 2022, 02:00:14 PM
Mack Jones is trash, and he's an poopchute. Terrible combo.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on October 25, 2022, 03:44:16 PM


Now a couple of games into Year 2, you're booing him? For Bailey Zappe? It would be like if Jets fans booed Wilson because we wanted Mike White.

Honestly, after taking the temperature of the fan base the last couple days, I don't think we're that far away from something that dumb.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 25, 2022, 03:56:55 PM

Honestly, after taking the temperature of the fan base the last couple days, I don't think we're that far away from something that dumb.

#BringBackCAPTMorgan
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 25, 2022, 03:59:57 PM

Honestly, after taking the temperature of the fan base the last couple days, I don't think we're that far away from something that dumb.
The difference is we don't have another young QB option. Our backups are White and Flacco, and I don't think anyone thinks either of them can be the long-term answer. Maybe some people still believe in White, but I doubt it.

I do wonder if Zach doesn't start putting up better numbers if people will start to push for a change. Even though Zach hasn't been good, he's probably been better than Flacco, and we need to give Zach the whole season to see what he can do and how much he can improve.

I could see the Jets being in a similar spot next year. If we're still unsure on Wilson, maybe we spend a James Morgan style pick on a mid-round QB next year.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on October 25, 2022, 04:35:50 PM
The difference is we don't have another young QB option.

Idiots already chanted for Mike White this season...
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 25, 2022, 07:43:55 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/ydcu45/billsfilm_the_qb_controversy_started_by_the/
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 26, 2022, 10:41:31 PM
https://twitter.com/iambillary/status/1585079185206235137?s=46&t=8jw4cnhGZ7UxpEe1nkSsZA
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 26, 2022, 10:42:01 PM
Mac Jones is done in NWE

After this week he is
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on December 02, 2022, 02:35:22 AM
https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1598534107922825216?t=mCU3P0OInTItSOC_gsHPfA&s=19

Love it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on December 02, 2022, 05:40:24 AM
this team would be 4-8 if not for zach wilson
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on December 02, 2022, 06:23:23 AM
https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1598534107922825216?t=mCU3P0OInTItSOC_gsHPfA&s=19

Love it.
Should be benched and forced to apologize.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on December 02, 2022, 07:21:06 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fi8lFZlXgAIV83F?format=jpg&name=large)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on December 02, 2022, 07:35:22 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/zab8u0/with_tonights_loss_bill_belichick_is_now_2323_50
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on December 02, 2022, 08:53:05 AM
https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1598534107922825216?t=mCU3P0OInTItSOC_gsHPfA&s=19

Love it.

Zach Wilson got destroyed for saying "no" but Mac will probably be labeled a competitor. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on December 02, 2022, 08:56:12 AM
Zach Wilson got destroyed for saying "no" but Mac will probably be labeled a competitor. 

Yelling at your co-ordinator during a game about what's not working is not the same as refusing to accept responsibility for your own ghastly failures afterwards.

If Zach had yelled at MLF about errors in playcalling during a game people would be deep throating him.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 02, 2022, 09:04:51 AM
Everyone seemed to be on Quinnen’s side when he was yelling at the defensive staff after that 0 coverage blitz that went for a TD in the beginning of the season.

FTR Mac Jones is a whiney prick.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on December 02, 2022, 09:18:17 AM
Everyone seemed to be on Quinnen’s side when he was yelling at the defensive staff after that 0 coverage blitz that went for a TD in the beginning of the season.

FTR Mac Jones is a whiney prick.

Quinnen Williams is one of the best players in the NFL.  He should be allowed to do that.  It was completely out of character for him.  He seems like the nicest person ever. 

Wilson and Jones both stink.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on December 02, 2022, 09:18:51 AM
Yelling at your co-ordinator during a game about what's not working is not the same as refusing to accept responsibility for your own ghastly failures afterwards.

Mac Jones can only throw quick game, so him being upset about someone calling quick game is ridiculous. 

The only passing play of the game that worked for them was a gadget screen to a return specialist. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on December 02, 2022, 09:19:54 AM
Mac Jones can only throw quick game, so him being upset about someone calling quick game is ridiculous. 

Sure. I'm not defending Jones, I'm saying that comparing this to Zach's post game immaturity isn't reasonable.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on December 02, 2022, 09:25:36 AM
Sure. I'm not defending Jones, I'm saying that comparing this to Zach's post game immaturity isn't reasonable.

It's perfectly reasonable.  Jones acts like a little bitch and he's not good enough to back it up.

I don't care if it's during a game or post game.  He should get dragged for this.  He's the reason why they can't throw the football down the field.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 02, 2022, 12:47:40 PM
Rotoworld:

Quote
Mac Jones, QB, New England Patriots

Mac Jones completed 22-of-36 passes for 195 yards and one touchdown in the Patriots' 24-10, Week 13 loss to the Bills.
In one of the most bizarre plays of the season, Jones managed a 48-yard first quarter touchdown on a quick screen to rookie DB Marcus Jones, who was playing his first ever snap on offense. Beyond that — and Marcus did all the work on the play — Mac was absolutely atrocious as he averaged just 5.4 yards per attempt and displayed egregiously poor ball placement. Jones got his pass catchers rocked with a number of hospital(ish) balls and would have thrown a pick if not for the NFL's ever-confusing catch rules. As is so often the case, Jones couldn't drive the ball or hit anyone between the numbers. His supporting cast isn't great, but there are enough people to make plays. Jones never puts them in position to do so. It's not quite Zach Wilson level, but it is getting tedious for the second-year starter. A road trip to Arizona is on tap for Week 14.

Even when Zach doesn't play, he's catching strays.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on December 02, 2022, 07:50:44 PM
fraud derriere fvckin head coach (he's obviously good and in the upper tier as far as history goes, but far from the GOAT) only has like one playoff win in 9 seasons without tom brady as quarterback
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on December 02, 2022, 08:56:36 PM
fraud derriere fvckin head coach (he's obviously good and in the upper tier as far as history goes, but far from the GOAT) only has like one playoff win in 9 seasons without tom brady as quarterback

His career record without Brady is under .500 without Brady
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on December 03, 2022, 07:33:47 AM
Maybe im over simplifying things

But the guy is a wizard at defense and special teams. Specifically at turning nobodies into ultimate role players.

He also does a fantastic job at disciplining his team, especially when it comes to turnovers (maybe penalties?)

Otherwise the offense was Brady
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on December 18, 2022, 06:51:21 PM
https://twitter.com/DigitalChampYT/status/1604636764081381377?t=9LITrhSZGppwNkquSyN42A&s=19
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 18, 2022, 06:59:24 PM
https://twitter.com/DigitalChampYT/status/1604636764081381377?t=9LITrhSZGppwNkquSyN42A&s=19

No one cares what someone with that accent thinks about the Patriots.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on December 18, 2022, 07:00:58 PM
No one cares what someone with that accent thinks about the Patriots.
Enjoy the meltdown, quit thinking.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 18, 2022, 07:17:09 PM
Enjoy the meltdown, quit thinking.

I can enjoy the Pats losing and mock southerners at the same time.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on December 18, 2022, 07:20:59 PM
Enjoy the meltdown, quit thinking.

I can't...they beat us twice.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: delavan on December 18, 2022, 07:25:32 PM
The Buttfumble

The Bilateral
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on December 20, 2022, 10:36:47 AM
QB CONTROVERSY

LOCKER ROOM DRAMA

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1605231592489816064
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 20, 2022, 10:53:55 AM
QB purgatory is a great place for the Patriots to spend the next 20 years.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on December 20, 2022, 01:38:57 PM
QB CONTROVERSY

LOCKER ROOM DRAMA

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1605231592489816064
Circus circus circus circus circus!
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on December 24, 2022, 09:49:18 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/Patriots/comments/zufyrn/the_patriots_season_summed_up_in_a_gif/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/Patriots/comments/zufyrn/the_patriots_season_summed_up_in_a_gif/)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on December 26, 2022, 01:25:03 PM
League is reviewing an illegal hit by Mac Jones. As well as being a little bitch he's dirty as freak, between this (which was clearly illegal given it was below the waist, from the side, and he was playing on defense as the ball was being returned after a turnover which means it wasn't a block in the first place) and at least two incidents of kicking defenders while sliding he's well on his way to becoming a very unpopular player.

Patriots fans seem to not be fans either.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on December 26, 2022, 04:34:42 PM
League is reviewing an illegal hit by Mac Jones. As well as being a little bitch he's dirty as freak, between this (which was clearly illegal given it was below the waist, from the side, and he was playing on defense as the ball was being returned after a turnover which means it wasn't a block in the first place) and at least two incidents of kicking defenders while sliding he's well on his way to becoming a very unpopular player.

Patriots fans seem to not be fans either.

Ankle-twisting, as well. 

(https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Screen-Shot-2021-11-07-at-3.52.43-PM.png)

I've got to think that an atypically dirty quarterback is a problem that will be solved by the league's defensive linemen.  Micheal Clemons could possibly provide a solution. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 26, 2022, 05:00:16 PM
Ankle-twisting, as well. 

(https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Screen-Shot-2021-11-07-at-3.52.43-PM.png)

I've got to think that an atypically dirty quarterback is a problem that will be solved by the league's defensive linemen.  Micheal Clemons could possibly provide a solution. 

DCs should be scheming ways to chase him out of the pocket and make him a runner.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on December 26, 2022, 06:06:24 PM
DCs should be scheming ways to chase him out of the pocket and make him a runner.

First priority is win the game. Mac Jones isn’t a very good QB and teams are scheming to beat the Pats, which most teams aren’t finding all that hard. If it wasn’t for our atrocious QB play, it’s quite possible the Pats are 6-9 or 5-10 right now.

Knocking Mac Jones out, isn’t beneficial, just a nice bonus.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 26, 2022, 06:57:04 PM
First priority is win the game. Mac Jones isn’t a very good QB and teams are scheming to beat the Pats, which most teams aren’t finding all that hard. If it wasn’t for our atrocious QB play, it’s quite possible the Pats are 6-9 or 5-10 right now.

Knocking Mac Jones out, isn’t beneficial, just a nice bonus.

Knocking Mac Jone out is beneficial for humanity.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on January 10, 2023, 02:51:51 PM
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/01/10/ftx-investors-included-robert-kraft-paul-tudor-jones-new-filings.html

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: steves850 on January 10, 2023, 02:52:53 PM
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/01/10/ftx-investors-included-robert-kraft-paul-tudor-jones-new-filings.html



It's going to take a lot of massages for Kraft to recover from this one.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on January 11, 2023, 02:16:56 PM
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleiman
·
1m
Report: The #Patriots are expected to change offensive coaches following a meeting between Bill Belichick and owner Robert Kraft, per @tomecurran
 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on January 11, 2023, 02:19:01 PM
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleiman
·
1m
Report: The #Patriots are expected to change offensive coaches following a meeting between Bill Belichick and owner Robert Kraft, per @tomecurran
 

Woody's up next
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on January 17, 2023, 02:02:23 PM
This is a very fair comment.

https://twitter.com/rodger/status/1614779472540012544
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on February 06, 2023, 10:14:27 AM
https://twitter.com/PeteThamel/status/1622627430492954624
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on February 06, 2023, 11:06:20 AM
https://twitter.com/PeteThamel/status/1622627430492954624

good coach, but wasn't going anywhere except the Patriots*

former Belichick player
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on February 06, 2023, 11:22:07 AM
good coach, but wasn't going anywhere except the Patriots*

former Belichick player

Steelers fans seem to not be big on him.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on February 06, 2023, 11:27:20 AM
Steelers fans seem to not be big on him.

Why?  Because he left before the season was over?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on February 06, 2023, 11:39:01 AM
Why?  Because he left before the season was over?

"he was derriere, I’m not saying he can’t do better, but the entire fan base was happy when our worst position group was coachless instead of being under him"

"He was so bad for the Steelers that he didn’t even last a year."

"The Steelers line wasn’t good while he was coaching there but they also didn’t have much going for them from a talent perspective."

"Alternate headline: Former OL coach for the Steelers, one of the worst OL in the league at the time, is expected to join the Patriots coaching staff"
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on February 06, 2023, 11:57:05 AM
https://twitter.com/NotlouisCk/status/1622649955218493440?t=4TiDYuYIQbX6RMItrWmtDA&s=19
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on February 06, 2023, 12:13:47 PM
"He was so bad for the Steelers that he didn’t even last a year."

He took the Oregon job and was the best OL coach in college football almost immediately
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on February 06, 2023, 12:19:20 PM
He took the Oregon job and was the best OL coach in college football almost immediately

Did he not inherit one of the best OLs in college football? Cristobal is an OL specialist.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 10, 2023, 02:01:08 PM
Tom Pelissero
@TomPelissero
·
1m
Longtime #Patriots safety Devin McCourty announces he's retiring from the NFL.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 10, 2023, 02:57:07 PM
Finally
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on March 10, 2023, 03:43:08 PM
Finally

Hopefully that mother fucker is the last Pats safety that will torture us for a decade for a very long time
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 13, 2023, 10:22:19 AM
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleiman
·
2m
Breaking: #Patriots will trade TE Jonnu Smith to the #Falcons, per @RapSheet
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on March 14, 2023, 09:26:22 AM
They have 1 WR under contract

https://twitter.com/ChadGraff/status/1635644822043099137?s=20
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 14, 2023, 09:45:48 AM
They have 1 WR under contract

https://twitter.com/ChadGraff/status/1635644822043099137?s=20

Part of me wants to draft JSN just to keep him away from the Patriots.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on March 14, 2023, 09:54:14 AM
Part of me wants to draft JSN just to keep him away from the Patriots.
In 2008 we drafted a Buckeye to keep him away from the Patriots

(Yes I know it's not comparable I'm just wallowing in negativity)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on March 15, 2023, 02:12:53 PM
they signed Juju for basically the same money we are paying Lazard
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 21, 2023, 09:43:00 AM
Ari Meirov
@MySportsUpdate
·
43m
Former #Patriots LB Dont'a Hightower is retiring from the NFL after 10 seasons and 3 Super Bowls.



excellent...i hate this queynte
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on March 21, 2023, 10:10:08 AM
Ari Meirov
@MySportsUpdate
·
43m
Former #Patriots LB Dont'a Hightower is retiring from the NFL after 10 seasons and 3 Super Bowls.



excellent...i hate this queynte
Pain

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230321/6ad88546ed4c6be6b132c630d719819a.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on March 21, 2023, 10:16:06 AM
Pain

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230321/6ad88546ed4c6be6b132c630d719819a.jpg)

#KeepRex
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on March 21, 2023, 10:22:52 AM
Rex lied
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 21, 2023, 10:39:34 AM
#KeepRex

Just for this I hope his wife gets foot fungus.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 21, 2023, 12:29:13 PM
#KeepRex

I forgot that they got Jones AND Hightower in that draft.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on March 21, 2023, 12:58:46 PM
I forgot that they got Jones AND Hightower in that draft.
I forgot that Brandon Weeden was part of the 2012 draft class.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on March 21, 2023, 01:05:23 PM
Coples should've been solid but Rex tried to outsmart everyone by moving him to OLB.  He's also one of those guys that stopped caring as soon as he got paid.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 30, 2023, 11:28:36 AM
https://twitter.com/pick_six22/status/1641441016153767937
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on March 30, 2023, 06:32:55 PM
Tom Pelissero
@TomPelissero
·
1m
Longtime #Patriots safety Devin McCourty announces he's retiring from the NFL.

this probably should have happened earlier but zach wilson has provided this guy with a career for the past two seasons
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on March 30, 2023, 07:57:54 PM
this probably should have happened earlier but zach wilson has provided this guy with a career for the past two seasons

Darnold helped him too
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: mj2sexay on March 31, 2023, 08:45:10 AM
Pain

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230321/6ad88546ed4c6be6b132c630d719819a.jpg)

Hey a sighting of former Yankee prospect Brandon Weeden!
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on March 31, 2023, 07:18:48 PM
Darnold helped him too

not saying they're bad people but fvck both these guys
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on April 04, 2023, 11:24:58 AM
Pro Football Talk's Mike Florio reports the Patriots have shopped Mac Jones to several teams.
A full list of potential suitors for Jones isn't yet know. Florio said the Patriots have talked with the Raiders, Texans, Buccaneers, and Commanders about Jones this offseason, and that a trade could still happen. "The Raiders are the ones to keep watching," Florio said. "Jimmy Garoppolo‘s contract lands in the low-end of middle class for starters, and Jones has two years left under a slotted rookie deal, before his fifth-year option would apply." Patriots head coach Bill Belichick was reportedly "agitated" with Jones for his on-field tantrums during the 2022 season and for seeking outside help in improving the struggling Pats offense. "That really pissed Bill off," NBC Sports' Tom Curran said. It's possible the Patriots would take a quarterback in the 2023 draft if they deal Jones, as Bailey Zappe doesn't profile as anyone's idea of a long-term starter.

NBC Sports' Tom Curran believes Patriots head coach Bill Belichick was "agitated" with Mac Jones for seeking outside help in 2022.
Belichick was reportedly unhappy with Jones' constant on-field screaming and gesticulating, and was particularly put off by Jones going outside the team for "counsel" on how to improve New England's lifeless offense. "That really pissed Bill off," Curran said. "Disloyalty, I think, in Bill's mind, is almost worse than bad play." Seeking advice from outside Patriots headquarters was widely seen as showing up Matt Patricia and Joe Judge, a bumbling duo with no previous offensive experience before inexplicably taking charge of the team's offense last offseason. Last week, Belichick refused to commit to Jones as New England's 2023 starter, opening the door for a training camp battle between Jones and Bailey Zappe, who has limited success in two 2022 starts. While Jones is clearly the superior option, he's going to have to get back into Belichick's good graces in the coming months.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on April 04, 2023, 11:33:31 AM
Much like Zach, Jones has shown to be a backup level QB at best right now. Why trade anything of value for him? He has zero high upside athletic potential and it’s not like you are paying him backup money.

Only guy that might bite is Josh McDaniels because I’m sure he was the reason the Pats drafted Jones to begin with.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on April 04, 2023, 12:39:08 PM
Much like Zach, Jones has shown to be a backup level QB at best right now. Why trade anything of value for him? He has zero high upside athletic potential and it’s not like you are paying him backup money.

Only guy that might bite is Josh McDaniels because I’m sure he was the reason the Pats drafted Jones to begin with.

McDaniels just signed Hoyer, so it seems a bit less likely now.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 04, 2023, 04:59:31 PM
Raiders are drafting a quarterback. There's no way they're relying on Hoyer to back up Jimmy G.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 06, 2023, 09:35:27 AM
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1643984907348377601?s=20


haha
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 10, 2023, 01:30:54 PM
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleiman
·
1h
Report: Mac Jones has lost support within The #Patriots building, per @AlbertBreer



I can't stand McCorkle...but in his defense, Belichick fucked him over last year by giving him Patricia (OC) and Judge (QB coach).
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on April 10, 2023, 02:09:30 PM
I can't stand McCorkle...but in his defense, Belichick fucked him over last year by giving him Patricia (OC) and Judge (QB coach).

He also kept threatening to put Bailey Zappe in.  Charmin soft mental toughness. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 10, 2023, 02:28:37 PM
He also kept threatening to put Bailey Zappe in.  Charmin soft mental toughness. 

I hope that place turns into a 3-ring circus this season.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on May 01, 2023, 08:22:18 PM
(https://i.redd.it/8fihf8k746xa1.jpg)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on May 01, 2023, 08:55:11 PM
(https://i.redd.it/8fihf8k746xa1.jpg)
As the Celtics lose as double-digit favorites...
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on May 01, 2023, 09:12:37 PM
As the Celtics lose as double-digit favorites...

losing to a sixers team without embiid in game one has to be a confidence crushing defeat
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Andrew Ryan on May 02, 2023, 01:16:52 PM
losing to a sixers team without embiid in game one has to be a confidence crushing defeat

At home, no less...
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on May 24, 2023, 09:49:54 PM
Quote
ESPN's Mike Reiss reports the Patriots forfeit two voluntary OTAs for violation of offseason rules.
Starting to sound like a broken record. It now makes sense why the Patriots suddenly cancelled Thursday's session. The specific infraction has yet to be reported but New England will also forfeit a voluntary practice next week.

If you're not cheating you're not trying
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on May 26, 2023, 09:53:23 PM
If you're not cheating you're not trying

The reason turns out to be hilariously excrement and banal.

https://theathletic.com/4552985/2023/05/25/patriots-rules-violation-bill-belichick/
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on June 17, 2023, 06:30:55 PM
Oops.

https://twitter.com/_AndrewCallahan/status/1669890028674203654
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on June 17, 2023, 06:33:13 PM
Also this and the subsequent reply and pwnage is fun.

https://twitter.com/TympanickLaw/status/1670071415691681794
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on June 19, 2023, 04:26:52 PM
https://twitter.com/TympanickLaw/status/1669910627358220288 (https://twitter.com/TympanickLaw/status/1669910627358220288)

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 19, 2023, 07:55:05 PM
https://twitter.com/TympanickLaw/status/1669910627358220288 (https://twitter.com/TympanickLaw/status/1669910627358220288)



Bruhhh...
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on June 19, 2023, 10:37:25 PM
Of course all the Pats fans are comparing this to Quinnen Williams

I'd prefer we compare this to Aaron Hernandez
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on June 28, 2023, 05:24:18 PM
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1674181275425337346

I'm sure a lot of it is funny money, but I thought this was a fake account when I saw the contract.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on June 28, 2023, 07:34:37 PM
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1674181275425337346

I'm sure a lot of it is funny money, but I thought this was a fake account when I saw the contract.

So they signed Parker for the same rate we signed Lazard for. I’m sure you are right some of it isn’t real, but then again some of Lazards probably isn’t real either.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on July 04, 2023, 01:36:25 PM
https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/tension-seems-to-be-on-the-rise-for-bill-belichick-robert-kraft

Title seems a little click baity, but the speculation and disarray is always nice
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on July 18, 2023, 01:19:06 PM
Quote
NBC Sports’ Tom Curran reports Patriots head coach Bill Belichick is “on the hot seat” entering the 2023 season.
Curran added that Belichick has been on the hot seat to varying degrees since 2019, when Tom Brady was primed to leave the Patriots after the team bucked at Brady’s contract demands. Belichick has since made a series of disastrous hires, including putting Matt Patricia and Joe Judge in charge of the New England offense in 2022. That there was “no plan for replacement” for Josh McDaniels, Curran said, rubbed owner Robert Kraft the wrong way. Kraft “wants results, and he’s not getting them,” Curran added. Belichick, 71, will need a 2023 revival with Bill O’Brien heading the team’s offense. Another subpar campaign could mark the end of the historic Belichick era in New England.

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeXN4cXI2enN5M2FwdmlwZGs3M3R6cm95Y2l2djFrbDJqa2V6eXRzaiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/KDVswimTNahWzcd7sV/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on July 18, 2023, 03:17:51 PM
I don't mind Belichick being there. Every year proves a little more that all those titles were completely the work of Brady. Belichick is the same clown he was in Cleveland. I'd rather he stick around a few more years than Kraft luck into another good situation.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on July 18, 2023, 03:32:15 PM
I don't mind Belichick being there. Every year proves a little more that all those titles were completely the work of Brady. Belichick is the same clown he was in Cleveland. I'd rather he stick around a few more years than Kraft luck into another good situation.

Does it tarnish his legacy ever so slightly sure.

But it's pretty apparent that BB has been superb at getting the most out of no name players (you can partly blame the Pats being excrement in the draft) and excellent at defense special teams, and winning the turnover battle. The Pats could be competitive if they win the lottery by somehow landing a QB thst can carry the offense completely on his own.

We all hate BB but the dudes always been among the best ever at all other aspects of the game. I'd rather see them go through the same coaching dumpster carousel that all bad teams go through rather than have BB stick around another 10 years

Plus the rumors are that Kraft has been overpaying Jarod Mayo grooming him to be the heir apparent. I'm pretty sure every AFC east fan would rather have Mayo leading the Pats than BB
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on July 18, 2023, 09:40:55 PM
Does it tarnish his legacy ever so slightly sure.

But it's pretty apparent that BB has been superb at getting the most out of no name players (you can partly blame the Pats being excrement in the draft) and excellent at defense special teams, and winning the turnover battle. The Pats could be competitive if they win the lottery by somehow landing a QB thst can carry the offense completely on his own.

We all hate BB but the dudes always been among the best ever at all other aspects of the game. I'd rather see them go through the same coaching dumpster carousel that all bad teams go through rather than have BB stick around another 10 years

Plus the rumors are that Kraft has been overpaying Jarod Mayo grooming him to be the heir apparent. I'm pretty sure every AFC east fan would rather have Mayo leading the Pats than BB

there's no doubt bill is a good coach. but time continues to show that his claim to legendary/goat coach status is and was entirely due to having tom as his QB.

beyond that, he is a guy who has outright cheated multiple times, got caught, continued to cheat, and is a horrible person. you have to be a special type of queynte to plan on sabotaging your introductory press conference as head coach for a team by turning it into a surprise resignation. this is something that was planned and premeditated for him. who the fvck does that.

it's never talked about and he's never answered for it. they tried to get him to talk about it on the 30/30 with bill parcells, and as the interviewer was trying to get him to talk about it, a side light went out and he used that as an excuse to say that he shouldn't talk about it. he's a shitty excuse for a human being.

i'm fvcking reveling in his failures post-brady
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on July 18, 2023, 11:31:10 PM
Nobody's arguing BB is a good person or that his offense hasn't been putrid without Brady. And this isn't an argument about his legacy

My point is nobody should prefer BB in our division over Mayo/Gase/ or whatever fat slob wants to be BBs successor. Because ti's pretty apparent of what he's good and not good at at this point. And somewhat simplified but the dudes very good at everything other than scoring points with his offense.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on July 19, 2023, 11:31:17 AM
Nobody's arguing BB is a good person or that his offense hasn't been putrid without Brady. And this isn't an argument about his legacy

My point is nobody should prefer BB in our division over Mayo/Gase/ or whatever fat slob wants to be BBs successor. Because ti's pretty apparent of what he's good and not good at at this point. And somewhat simplified but the dudes very good at everything other than scoring points with his offense.

Your argument boils down to that he's always been a great defensive coordinator, which he is. Yes, he could be wildly successful again if he got another QB who could run an offense on his own--so another Tom. But the same could likely have been the result for Rex or Bowles here.

A legendary QB makes the job a lot easier.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: delavan on July 19, 2023, 12:19:56 PM
Why this greasy weasel of a bird dog at the very least doesn’t walk without a severe limp is beyond me

https://nypost.com/2006/07/23/hubby-lets-rip-in-coach-divorce/

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on July 24, 2023, 05:48:03 PM
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1683587391590735874?t=8AfrbTtM5zZqKRyTeoXhug&s=19

The #Patriots are signing former Navy LB Diego Fagot, per source
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 26, 2023, 11:26:14 PM
https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1684188036597252099?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on July 27, 2023, 07:15:45 AM
So he’s a queynte as well? Perfect Patriots player
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: delavan on August 12, 2023, 05:40:16 PM
https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1690431128274903040

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on August 14, 2023, 05:19:23 PM
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1691187974933774336
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on August 14, 2023, 05:46:22 PM
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1691187974933774336

If Zeke is about to get $6 million… I can’t even imagine what we offered cook, because that’s more than I would have considered giving Cook who has a lot more left in the tank than Elliot does
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 13, 2023, 08:57:36 AM
https://x.com/bigpatsguy69/status/1701635475595825327?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

Posting to revisit in week 3
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on September 13, 2023, 08:59:49 AM
https://x.com/bigpatsguy69/status/1701635475595825327?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

Posting to revisit in week 3

ill file this under "tinfoil hat"
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 13, 2023, 11:19:19 AM
https://twitter.com/DakRandall/status/1701985108499062794

I must be getting confused and thinking of someone else who was crying and squealing like a little bitch because of an owie he got last season, one which he was quickly medically cleared of but still insisted he had to sit out for multiple games.

Take pride in being tough my derriere you do, if you had the pain tolerance that your child bearing hips suggest you should maybe we could take you seriously.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 13, 2023, 12:02:36 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/34Y5Nds/IMG-1546.jpg) (https://ibb.co/n68qcm0)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on September 13, 2023, 12:51:42 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/34Y5Nds/IMG-1546.jpg) (https://ibb.co/n68qcm0)

The Not Brady Bunch
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on September 14, 2023, 10:06:00 AM
https://www.bostonherald.com/2023/09/13/patriots-entire-starting-offensive-line-is-now-dealing-with-injuries/

Obviously freak Miami, but as someone has to win on Sunday I will not be upset to watch MacCorkle spend the entire game staring at the floodlights.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 14, 2023, 10:16:23 AM
https://www.bostonherald.com/2023/09/13/patriots-entire-starting-offensive-line-is-now-dealing-with-injuries/

Obviously freak Miami, but as someone has to win on Sunday I will not be upset to watch MacCorkle spend the entire game staring at the floodlights.
Hope so.  The Pats seems to always somehow have decent line performance no matter what turds they trot out there.  Hopefully he gets crushed repeatedly and cries.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: insanity on September 14, 2023, 12:56:16 PM
I would think we would be rooting for the patriots this week
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on September 14, 2023, 01:32:12 PM
I would think we would be rooting for the patriots this week

The only way I would ever pull for them is if their win gets us into the playoffs.  And I'd puke the whole time.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on September 14, 2023, 01:55:12 PM
I would think we would be rooting for the patriots this week

I'm rooting for a golden age of Patriot haplessness.  I want Massachusetts misery by the bucket.  I need all of New England to cry out in a single voice that Bill Belichick needs to be fired. 

There will come a day when I'm not bitter about the Pats, but today ain't it.  FTP
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 14, 2023, 02:24:06 PM
I'm rooting for a golden age of Patriot haplessness.  I want Massachusetts misery by the bucket.  I need all of New England to cry out in a single voice that Bill Belichick needs to be fired. 

There will come a day when I'm not bitter about the Pats, but today ain't it.  FTP

As a kid, I used to feel bad for the Pats because they were at least as miserable as us--usually worse.

I don't think there will ever be another day I feel like that again in my lifetime.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on October 04, 2023, 08:47:20 AM
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
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1m
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Sources: The #Patriots are trading for #Chargers CB JC Jackson. A reunion! The compensation is a swap of late-round picks. Back where he started.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on October 04, 2023, 10:01:17 AM
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
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1m
🚨 🚨 🚨

Sources: The #Patriots are trading for #Chargers CB JC Jackson. A reunion! The compensation is a swap of late-round picks. Back where he started.

The next Jamie Collins.  Grift someone in free agency, then return to New England to rehab reputation.  Rinse, repeat. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: insanity on October 04, 2023, 02:19:18 PM
They are doing this because Christian Gonzalez is done for the season
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: steves850 on October 04, 2023, 02:49:14 PM
As a kid, I used to feel bad for the Pats because they were at least as miserable as us--usually worse.

I don't think there will ever be another day I feel like that again in my lifetime.

Living in CT during the Brady dynasty: freak every Pats fan with a cactus.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on October 04, 2023, 02:51:44 PM
Living in CT during the Brady dynasty: freak every Pats fan with a cactus.
I feel this way and I live half a country away.
Title: lolPats
Post by: steves850 on October 04, 2023, 02:53:26 PM
I feel this way and I live half a country away.

JE's friend who couldn't hang, was gone before the game started, is a Brady\New England fan.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on October 04, 2023, 04:55:04 PM
belichick is a freaking fraud on top of being a horrible person
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on October 04, 2023, 07:05:23 PM
JE's friend who didn't couldn't hang, was gone before the game started, is a Brady\New England fan.
Explains a lot
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 08, 2023, 03:09:10 PM
lolPats
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 08, 2023, 07:26:10 PM
JE's friend who couldn't hang, was gone before the game started, is a Brady\New England fan.
He is banned from ever coming again. I don't mind if you get drunk, in fact I expect it, but don't make me look after your sad messy derriere. You're a grown derriere man, get your excrement together.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: steves850 on October 08, 2023, 07:27:23 PM
He is banned from ever coming again. I don't mind if you get drunk, in fact I expect it, but don't make me look after your sad messy derriere. You're a grown derriere man, get your excrement together.
I respect your decision. He seemed like a nice enough dude, just didn’t know his limit.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 08, 2023, 07:28:34 PM
I respect your decision. He seemed like a nice enough dude, just didn’t know his limit.
Exactly that. I'm there to enjoy myself though, not be a babysitter.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on October 08, 2023, 07:39:33 PM
He is banned from ever coming again. I don't mind if you get drunk, in fact I expect it, but don't make me look after your sad messy derriere. You're a grown derriere man, get your excrement together.

I have video, but out of respect for him, I'll pass on showing it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 08, 2023, 07:41:12 PM
I have video, but out of respect for him, I'll pass on showing it.
I need this
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 08, 2023, 07:48:54 PM
The two worst records in the AFC belong to the Patriots and Broncos at 1-4.

Vegas can join them.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Miamipuck on October 08, 2023, 09:58:14 PM
He is banned from ever coming again. I don't mind if you get drunk, in fact I expect it, but don't make me look after your sad messy derriere. You're a grown derriere man, get your excrement together.

He invited me to stay with him 50 times in Ottawa, i think he forgot every time he asked Lmao

He's going when I come up for the hockey game, a couple of beers and he will disappear. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 11, 2023, 02:58:57 PM
Question: does Belichick select them because they're evil cunts, or does he make them into evil cunts once he gets his hands on them?

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2023/10/11/metro/sergio-brown-murder-charge-illinois/
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on October 13, 2023, 07:48:17 AM
https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1712583788331405821?s=20


what a time to be alive
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on October 17, 2023, 09:02:08 AM
I'm going to love being able to say the Pats have the losingest coach of all time.

Quote
Dov Whathisname copies everyone else dude:

There's been a lot of talk on #Patriots Bill Belichick staying on long enough to pass Don Shula for the All-Time win mark, but he's actually a lot closer to having the all-time losing mark in NFL history.

Belichick is now 8 losses away from losing 165 regular season games which will tie the record by Jeff Fisher and Dan Reeves
.

The Pats are 1-5 this season with the #Bills and #Dolphins coming up the next two weeks, there's a chance he'll lose all 8 of those games this season considering how badly Belichick has been this season.

This just shows you how much Tom Brady covered up for Belichick's many weakness.

With Brady, Belichick's career record is 219-64.

Without Brady, Belichick's career record is 80-93.

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 17, 2023, 09:53:43 AM
We need to give him one of those.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 17, 2023, 09:58:46 AM
We need to give him one of those.

We play them week 18, we could be the ones to give him the record.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 17, 2023, 10:19:29 AM
We play them week 18, we could be the ones to give him the record.

That would be so much fun.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 17, 2023, 10:30:24 AM
Or we could lose and prevent them from getting Caleb
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 17, 2023, 10:32:06 AM
Or we could lose and prevent them from getting Caleb

Shut the freak up.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on October 17, 2023, 10:34:09 AM
It's time to prone bone Bill Belichick.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 17, 2023, 10:57:36 AM
It's time to prone bone Bill Belichick.

https://x.com/joemazzulla/status/1714018545451802627?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 17, 2023, 11:34:32 AM
Shut the freak up.
Jets will have locked up the 2 seed by then anyway.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on October 18, 2023, 06:49:03 AM
https://x.com/joemazzulla/status/1714018545451802627?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

Mods plz move to hate f***
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 19, 2023, 11:30:37 AM
Starting to see some articles for potential landing spots for BB if he gets fired this season lol

https://www.nbcsportsboston.com/nfl/new-england-patriots/bill-belichick-landing-spots-leave-patriots-bears-commanders-chargers/560011/?partner=yahoo&cid=yahoo
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on October 19, 2023, 11:31:53 AM
That fanbase has no idea what they're in for after Belichick leaves
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on October 19, 2023, 11:35:26 AM
That fanbase has no idea what they're in for after Belichick leaves
They're gonna hire James Franklin and the fans are gonna get real racist.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 19, 2023, 11:41:25 AM
*racister
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on October 19, 2023, 11:41:37 AM
They're gonna hire James Franklin and the fans are gonna get real racist.

this needs to happen

or Bieniemy
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 19, 2023, 11:42:33 AM
Also this

Quote
According to Mike Giardi of Boston Sports Journal, there are people in the Patriots organization that are looking towards the 2024 Draft and would “rather have more losses than a minor two” that could impact their draft position.

Committing to the tank to attract a new HC with one of the QB prospects

Albeit I can see BB intentionally tanking the tank
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 19, 2023, 11:46:23 AM
If he doesn't retire I doubt he coaches anywhere else, he'll probably do the Tom Moore consulting thing.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 19, 2023, 11:46:51 AM
Also this

Committing to the tank to attract a new HC with one of the QB prospects

Albeit I can see BB intentionally tanking the tank
If he was able to do that he already would be.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 19, 2023, 12:54:54 PM
If he was able to do that he already would be.

I'm not suggesting he's gonna be a miracle worker

But they haven't played a team that currently has a losing record

I think their opens are something like 23-13 combined

They have games against the skins, colts, broncos, giants, steelers

Plenty of opportunity to funk up the tank
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on October 19, 2023, 01:00:40 PM
That fanbase has no idea what they're in for after Belichick leaves

"I stopped watching the NFL because it got too woke."

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on October 19, 2023, 01:03:55 PM
"I stopped watching the NFL because it got too woke."

"I'm a Chiefs fan now!"
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 19, 2023, 01:47:44 PM
Belichick wants to secure the #1 pick before Week 18 so beating the Jets won't hurt the pick.

(I don't really believe this)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 19, 2023, 02:17:33 PM
All of a sudden there are going to be a lot more Cowboys and Steelers jerseys running around New England.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on October 19, 2023, 05:32:56 PM
"I stopped watching the NFL because it got too woke."
"I like hockey because the players aren't spoiled divas"
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on October 19, 2023, 06:40:43 PM
"I like hockey because the players aren't spoiled divas"

(https://i.imgur.com/vodl6x8.png)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 21, 2023, 07:20:37 AM
Apparently the biggest discussion in Pats media is if they should try to trade BB and if he can get some kind of Sean Payton type package
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on October 21, 2023, 08:12:35 AM
Apparently the biggest discussion in Pats media is if they should try to trade BB and if he can get some kind of Sean Payton type package

I'm sure there's a stupid team out there that would take BB, but why?  He's old, on the verge of retiring, wouldn't work well with a GM because he's BEEN the GM, and has shown that he's been propped up by hall of fame QB play for a long time.  I don't think anyone would take him for free.

The only thing I could see him still being good at is being a defensive coordinator, but he isn't going to do that and even if he did, what coach would want him under them always being bitter and grumpy?

Would be hilarious is the Raiders fire McDaniels and hire BB.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on October 21, 2023, 03:05:23 PM
Chargers could probably win a ring with Belichick.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on October 21, 2023, 03:47:56 PM
Chargers could probably win a ring with Belichick.

No
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 21, 2023, 06:01:53 PM
I was gonna say Dallas jumps out as a team for BB assuming McCarthy falls apart
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on October 21, 2023, 06:05:33 PM
I was gonna say Dallas jumps out as a team for BB assuming McCarthy falls apart

Jerry and BB could never co-exist.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on October 21, 2023, 06:25:37 PM
If BB is out in NE then he's retiring.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on October 21, 2023, 06:40:29 PM
If BB is out in NE then he's retiring.
We'll need a DC after Ulbrich gets a HC gig
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 21, 2023, 06:44:01 PM
We'll need a DC after Ulbrich gets a HC gig
Lmao. He'd kill himself.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on October 21, 2023, 06:48:03 PM
Lmao. He'd kill himself.
The ultimate "time is a flat circle"
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 22, 2023, 02:15:20 AM
Dunno how reliable it is but apparently BB has some grudge against Shula and has 2-3 seasons to beat him out for the most wins in nfl history as a HC.

So I could see that as a petty reason for him to pick it up if he can find a win now situation (I still think Dallas makes the most sense, the nfc sucks BB and Jerry are both close to dying, and if Jerry was going to take a backseat for any HC  to chase a final ring before his imminent death surely this would be his best bet)

Plus he's got to want to show people he can do something without Brady and isn't a trash HC who got carried by him.

Not to mention the two teams who most fucked his legacy, Giants and Eagles.

Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Libero_2 on October 22, 2023, 07:50:07 AM
BB can stick around as long as he wants and be an embarrassment everywhere and ruin his legacy. I’m fine with that.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on October 22, 2023, 09:10:03 AM
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1716092867620261953?t=8f27bGCuHlUopz7TDi-63g&s=19
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on October 22, 2023, 10:18:31 AM
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1716092867620261953?t=8f27bGCuHlUopz7TDi-63g&s=19

Haha.  Firing him will really cut into Kraft's rub n' tug fund.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on October 29, 2023, 09:23:56 PM
Pats offense has scored 55 points this season

Opposing teams have scored 55 points off turnovers by the Patriots

Nvm this tweet was a week old
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on October 30, 2023, 10:13:44 AM
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1719004029508862103?t=2iweeh5v5ma9Qpsi3KKfaQ&s=19
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Badger on October 30, 2023, 10:17:06 AM
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1719004029508862103?t=2iweeh5v5ma9Qpsi3KKfaQ&s=19
Womp womp
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on November 08, 2023, 09:44:07 AM
https://nesn.com/2023/11/patriots-reportedly-could-replace-bill-belichick-after-germany-game/
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on November 08, 2023, 03:54:56 PM
https://nesn.com/2023/11/patriots-reportedly-could-replace-bill-belichick-after-germany-game/

belichick is a queynte of a human being and a very overrated coach imo, but it would still be very characteristic of this POS organization to give their winningest coach ever an unceremonious mid-season firing, and because it would be happening to belichick i would not give a excrement that he was being absolutely shat on. would be two wins.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on November 08, 2023, 04:01:09 PM
belichick is a queynte of a human being and a very overrated coach imo, but it would still be very characteristic of this POS organization to give their winningest coach ever an unceremonious mid-season firing, and because it would be happening to belichick i would not give a excrement that he was being absolutely shat on. would be two wins.

One of the things that has characterised Belichick's career is an absolute ruthlessness when it comes to personnel, and a willingness to cut or trade any player whose usefulness is or will shortly be spent regardless of their history with or love for the club. It would seem appropriate if he were to meet a similar end.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: d sw0rdz on November 08, 2023, 04:03:20 PM
One of the things that has characterised Belichick's career is an absolute ruthlessness when it comes to personnel, and a willingness to cut or trade any player whose usefulness is or will shortly be spent regardless of their history with or love for the club. It would seem appropriate if he were to meet a similar end.

he is a POS and he deserves this POS organization, lucked out to be carried by the arguable GOAT QB
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: dcm1602 on November 09, 2023, 07:33:07 PM
https://www.totalprosports.com/nfl/footage-shirtless-bill-belichick-doing-walk-of-shame-video-viral/
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: casman02 on November 12, 2023, 10:24:34 AM
https://twitter.com/michaelFhurley/status/1723737338147123331
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on November 12, 2023, 11:02:25 AM
Mac with one of the worst passes I've ever seen.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on November 12, 2023, 11:25:54 AM
NE has to be one of the most miserable places to play for a player.  At least the winning used to buffer it some.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: casman02 on November 12, 2023, 11:46:49 AM
Mac with one of the worst passes I've ever seen.

2* of the worst passes
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on November 12, 2023, 02:27:52 PM
Worst record in the AFC.  I love it.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on November 12, 2023, 02:59:50 PM
Mac gonna do some angry shopping at Ann Taylor Loft after his game.

(https://media.tenor.com/X2NGtiuREXMAAAAC/mac-jones-mac.gif)
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on November 13, 2023, 04:51:13 PM
They cut Jack Jones, their 4th round pick corner from last year. He looks like a reasonable player but apparently he's an absolute dick with a ton of off field issues.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 14, 2023, 08:19:21 AM
https://x.com/mikereiss/status/1724414105279209866?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 14, 2023, 08:19:37 AM
They cut Jack Jones, their 4th round pick corner from last year. He looks like a reasonable player but apparently he's an absolute dick with a ton of off field issues.

Prob an upgrade on Echols
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on November 14, 2023, 09:13:20 AM
The one thing keeping me from going over the ledge this season is enjoying Patriot misery.  I actually need them to win a couple games to get just out of reach of a QB.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on November 14, 2023, 09:36:27 AM
The one thing keeping me from going over the ledge this season is enjoying Patriot misery.  I actually need them to win a couple games to get just out of reach of a QB.

they might beat us. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on November 14, 2023, 09:42:56 AM
they might beat us.
I'm not willing to consider this.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on November 14, 2023, 10:02:12 AM
I'm not willing to consider this.
Neither did the Penn St. players when Sandusky showed up in their shower room carrying a rubber ducky.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 14, 2023, 10:24:12 AM
they might beat us. 

They better not.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on November 15, 2023, 10:45:07 AM
Quote
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleiman
REPORT: #Patriots QB Mac Jones has "Lost the locker room", according to @_AndrewCallahan
 

A team source said in the report that the locker room is 80-20 out on Mac Jones.

Another source said the vast majority of players are "Done with him."

Both sources said the lack of belief spreads to throughout both the offense side of the team and the defensive side.

There's a "shared sense that Jones’ worst mistakes negate the best efforts of his teammates."

https://bostonherald.com/2023/11/15/cal


looool
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on November 15, 2023, 10:46:30 AM

looool

Honestly he might be the perfect QB for the Pats in my mind.  Douchebag, dirty player who is regressing.  Hopefully they keep playing him until he cries on the sideline when O'Brien yells at him again.  Closeups of the tears with split screens of all his dirty punches and hits.  Maybe a little "I wiiiiil remeeeeember yooooouuuu"
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on November 15, 2023, 10:50:54 AM
Honestly he might be the perfect QB for the Pats in my mind.  Douchebag, dirty player who is regressing.  Hopefully they keep playing him until he cries on the sideline when O'Brien yells at him again.  Closeups of the tears with split screens of all his dirty punches and hits.  Maybe a little "I wiiiiil remeeeeember yooooouuuu"

We're probably playing Zappe in Dec
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on November 24, 2023, 09:47:50 AM
Quote
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleiman
TRENDING: NFL Hall of Famer Warren Sapp trashes #Patriots Bill Belichick: "Tom Brady is the reason why you're Bill Belichick. That's who you owe that to."

"All that Patriot way s--t is out the window. You can't go recreate it somewhere else."

Sapp added: "It's time to go to the couch, the game is over."

The Patriots are 2-8 this season under Belichick, who is a career losing coach without Tom Brady over a large 11-season sample size.

(via @BlazeTV
)

another reason not to pass on Sapp for Kyle Brady
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on November 24, 2023, 10:08:06 AM
GM Belichick is getting Coach Belichick fired.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on November 26, 2023, 01:02:39 PM
Leave Mac Jones in.  I want to see that dirty piece of excrement broken and crying.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on November 26, 2023, 01:07:46 PM
maclol
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on November 26, 2023, 01:17:30 PM
https://x.com/PatsBuzz/status/1728853257689412084?s=20

This at least softens the Zach Wilson blow for me a little.  I wish they would have paid Mac a big contract first though, but at least this piece of excrement is crashing and burning.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 26, 2023, 02:00:50 PM
How many times can you bench the same QB and then let him play the next week?
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on November 26, 2023, 02:01:44 PM
How many times can you bench the same QB and then let him play the next week?
It's almost like you can bench a bad quarterback when he sucks and still put him in a future game if you think he's better than the alternatives. Which the Jets might have to do.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: steves850 on November 26, 2023, 02:06:21 PM
It's almost like you can bench a bad quarterback when he sucks and still put him in a future game if you think he's better than the alternatives. Which the Jets might have to do.
Yeah, Rodgers may get another start since getting benched in week 1.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on November 26, 2023, 02:07:35 PM
Hopefully Zappe gets hurt so Mac has to play
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 26, 2023, 02:43:57 PM
It's almost like you can bench a bad quarterback when he sucks and still put him in a future game if you think he's better than the alternatives. Which the Jets might have to do.

Almost the exact opposite of my point but sure.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on November 26, 2023, 02:58:12 PM
Lol
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Johnny English on November 29, 2023, 06:59:52 PM
Sounds like Zappe is starting this weekend.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Derek Smalls on December 03, 2023, 02:52:43 PM
Patriots lost 6-0 at home. We can't even out-inept the Patriots.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 03, 2023, 03:51:58 PM
https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/1731373768541372904
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: reuben on February 21, 2024, 12:35:03 AM
Matthew Slater retired.

He won't get in, but I wonder if there will at least be a conversation about HoF.  16 years, ten pro bowls, and three rings. 
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: Heismanberg on February 22, 2024, 07:53:58 AM
https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1760662973142458792?s=20

big loss for New England*
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: bojanglesman on March 11, 2024, 07:26:21 PM
Jacoby Brissett signed with lolpats
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: MBGreen on April 17, 2024, 08:48:55 AM
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39955777/how-patriots-legend-bill-belichick-end-nfl-job


bahaha!

sweet karma for freaking us over when we "almost" hired him.


#TimeIsAFlatCircle
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 17, 2024, 12:22:25 PM
That article goes out of its way to not say the obvious reason Belichick has no job. For all the "genuis" bullshit, without Tom Brady, he hasn't been successful. Being an poopchute certainly doesn't help, but I'm sure any owner will put up with an poopchute who wins.

I hope he goes to Dallas next year. That'll be fun to watch implode.
Title: Re: lolPats
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 17, 2024, 12:23:27 PM
Kraft has probably kicked himself in the derriere a hundred times for choosing Bill over Tom. Good.