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The Rest Of The Sports World => You Don't Know Football => Topic started by: Badger on September 05, 2014, 10:53:04 AM

Title: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 05, 2014, 10:53:04 AM
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2014/9/5/6110233/doug-marrone-buffalo-bills-officials

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Marrone and team officials were seen shouting at each other on a practice field within earshot of players before final cuts were made last week, according to Jason La Canfora of CBS Sports. Reportedly, Marrone and director of player personnel Jim Monos got into a loud argument which included several f-bombs before general manager Doug Whaley and president Russ Brandon tried to break it up. However, things only escalated with Marrone and Brandon screaming at each other, with the tension concluding by Marrone saying "go ahead and fire me."
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 05, 2014, 11:25:19 AM
(http://dolem.com/sites/lakers/your_tears_are_delicious.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 05, 2014, 12:15:34 PM
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2014/9/5/6110233/doug-marrone-buffalo-bills-officials


who could they have possibly cut that got marrone so fired up?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 05, 2014, 12:16:49 PM
who could they have possibly cut that got marrone so fired up?

It was nothing to do with cuts, he was just tired of them picking pepperoni teriyaki for lunch every day.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on September 05, 2014, 12:18:04 PM
It was nothing to do with cuts, he was just tired of them picking pepperoni teriyaki for lunch every day.

MBGreen is the Bills dietician?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 05, 2014, 12:21:28 PM
MBGreen is the Bills dietician?

they're preparing for the move to Toronto
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 05, 2014, 12:25:46 PM
Their new uniforms will be jean jacket jerseys.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 05, 2014, 01:29:59 PM
Tim Graham ‏@ByTimGraham
Source tells me Marrone's "just fire me" quote was made over beers at a different time, everyone was laughing about it within minutes.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 05, 2014, 02:30:28 PM

they're preparing for the move to Toronto

It's funny because MB wishes desperately he could live in Toronto.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on September 05, 2014, 03:21:58 PM
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2014/9/5/6110233/doug-marrone-buffalo-bills-officials


I imagine it probably has something to do with being forced to continue playing E.J. Manuel
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on September 05, 2014, 06:51:17 PM
I imagine it probably has something to do with being forced to continue playing E.J. Manuel

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A league source tells Profootballtalk.com that coach Doug Marrone's frustration with the Bills' front office stems from their decision to sign Kyle Orton.
Marrone believes the Orton signing, so close to the season, may "shake E.J. Manuel's already fragile confidence." Marrone's feelings are not without merit, but the front office is trying to maintain job security, and clearly feels Orton was a superior backup option to Jeff Tuel. Although the up-top friction with the Bills can't possibly bode well, Manuel remains their biggest problem.

What an outstanding GM Idzik has been.

In just 2 years he took us from being by far the biggest joke in the division, to the only team in the division that isnt a full blown circus.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on September 05, 2014, 08:03:04 PM
What an outstanding GM Idzik has been.

In just 2 years he took us from being by far the biggest joke in the division, to the only team in the division that isnt a full blown circus.

How are the Patriots a circus?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 05, 2014, 08:24:46 PM
How are the Patriots a circus?
Because dcm
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on September 05, 2014, 08:29:20 PM
How are the Patriots a circus?
Hernandez, Kraft , Belichick, Gronk, etc etc

They've been pretty ridiculous post Tebow era
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 05, 2014, 09:01:20 PM
What did Kraft do? Besides secretly having his wife killed so he could bang someone 1/3 his age.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on September 05, 2014, 09:03:30 PM
What did Kraft do? Besides secretly having his wife killed so he could bang someone 1/3 his age.
And the bizarre video, and rant about putin assaulting and robbing him?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Tommy on September 06, 2014, 10:35:37 AM
I think calling the pats a circus is a bit of a stretch.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 06, 2014, 10:38:30 AM
I think calling the pats a circus is a bit of a stretch.

Are you telling me dcm might be wrong?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on September 06, 2014, 10:49:41 AM
There was also the Welker drama in his final season, where he was getting benched and arguing with his coaches and what not. And then the patriots let him go to Denver and that whole thing
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 06, 2014, 11:36:39 AM

There was also the Welker drama in his final season, where he was getting benched and arguing with his coaches and what not. And then the patriots let him go to Denver and that whole thing

Wouldn't that mean Revis going to NE makes us a circus?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on September 06, 2014, 11:39:12 AM
Wouldn't that mean Revis going to NE makes us a circus?
Why would Revis leaving Tampa (who gave us the DROTY and second best player in our team for him ), make us a circus?

And you don't remember Welker randomly getting benched, or not getting snaps over Edelman,  and the random drama over his departure?

Big difference between letting one of the best players in the history of your franchise walk after a ugly breakup, and trading one of the best players In the history of your franchise, for one of the future best players on your team (and possibly history of the franchise)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on October 03, 2014, 10:18:35 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LCK5sRb.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on October 03, 2014, 10:22:07 AM
Geez I opened this and had to do a double take, I thought it was a memorial to Kelly (his health problems) for a quick second.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 03, 2014, 10:35:49 AM
Trent Edwards and JP Losman, those were the days
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 03, 2014, 11:22:59 AM
Wasn't there a Bills fan on TGG who kept insisting that Trent Edwards would be a better QB than Mark Sanchez?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on October 03, 2014, 11:33:05 AM
Wasn't there a Bills fan on TGG who kept insisting that Trent Edwards would be a better QB than Mark Sanchez?

Yeah and he would stick his head up a cow's derriere.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 03, 2014, 01:37:11 PM
Wasn't there a Bills fan on TGG who kept insisting that Trent Edwards would be a better QB than Mark Sanchez?

PyschoBill or BillsPsycho?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 03, 2014, 05:01:03 PM
Ryan Spadola worked out for the Bills today. Week 8 just got a lot scarier.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: JFIF on October 03, 2014, 05:07:33 PM
PyschoBill or BillsPsycho?

BuffaloPyscho I think.

That guy was mostly trolling though. He posted in the gambling forum and was a lot more level headed. He'd say the bills would win on the jets threads and then bet against them lol.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 03, 2014, 05:30:38 PM
Pretty sure he spelled it wrong too.  Buffalophysco I think.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on October 03, 2014, 05:32:31 PM
Pretty sure he spelled it wrong too.  Buffalophysco I think.

Yes, that was it. Ol' Fizzco.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 03, 2014, 06:58:02 PM
we need at least one division rival troll on this board

or raiderjoe
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on October 03, 2014, 07:05:36 PM
Yeah in a way I miss other fans to bitch at. Especially this week,

"But our receivers are so tall, your smurfs can't cover us!"
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 03, 2014, 07:06:23 PM
we need at least one division rival troll on this board

FLORIDAJET is a Patriots fan but he won't post since I outed him.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 03, 2014, 07:44:37 PM
Yeah in a way I miss other fans to bitch at. Especially this week,

"But our receivers are so tall, your smurfs can't cover us!"


that excrement was so freaking funny. did those assholes say that every week? Its not like theres any 6'5" corners out there. Sherman is the closest and he wasnt in the keague yet
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: JFIF on October 04, 2014, 01:35:26 AM

that excrement was so freaking funny. did those assholes say that every week? Its not like theres any 6'5" corners out there. Sherman is the closest and he wasnt in the keague yet

It wasnt just them. The media said the same excrement
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 08, 2014, 12:02:53 PM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11663100/buffalo-bills-sale-unanimously-approved-owners

Forbes valued them last year at $935M, the 31st most valuable franchise. If we therefore apply the 150% inflation that the Pegulas have created, that makes the Dallas Cowboys (Forbes rank #1, valued at $3.2B) worth around $5B. The Jets go from $1.8B to closer to $3B.

The Patriots are worth $2.6B under Forbes' valuation and a little over $4B on the Pegula scale, but I think their value is inflated; they are coming off a period of unprecedented success in an area where football is the third or fourth most popular sport, and I suspect that when the slide begins their value will plummet.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on December 07, 2014, 04:28:49 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/12/07/pegula-takes-issue-with-hockey-teams-joke-about-blizzard/

Good to know that the Bills' new owner is a po-faced humourless lady garden.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on December 09, 2014, 09:43:11 AM
Good lord really?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on December 09, 2014, 09:46:39 AM
In fairness I'd probably lose my sense of humour as well if I woke up one morning after a particularly heavy session on the whiskey to find that I've somehow spent $1.4B on the Buffalo Bills.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on December 23, 2014, 12:52:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/4pznGHF.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on December 23, 2014, 02:09:59 PM
Bwahahaha that's awesome
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on January 02, 2015, 02:16:30 PM
Tim Graham ‏@ByTimGraham 3m3 minutes ago

Power jockeys in Bills front office spoke ill of Polian in Marrone's presence. Marrone told Polian on way out. Polian told Pegula yesterday.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on January 02, 2015, 02:18:02 PM
Tim Graham ‏@ByTimGraham 3m3 minutes ago

Power jockeys in Bills front office spoke ill of Polian in Marrone's presence. Marrone told Polian on way out. Polian told Pegula yesterday.

Doug the Snitch
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on January 02, 2015, 02:19:21 PM
hahahaha
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on January 02, 2015, 03:08:08 PM
I wish Tim Graham was a Jets beat writer.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: IATA on January 02, 2015, 04:20:21 PM
freak that, I'd snitch too if I hated the pricks.

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Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on February 26, 2015, 09:45:40 AM
Matthew Fairburn ‏@MatthewFairburn 7m7 minutes ago

The Buffalo Bills are now talking contract numbers with Josh McCown, according to @viccarucci http://ow.ly/JGmDs




RIP EJ Manuel
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on February 26, 2015, 10:44:55 AM
Matthew Fairburn ‏@MatthewFairburn 7m7 minutes ago

The Buffalo Bills are now talking contract numbers with Josh McCown, according to @viccarucci http://ow.ly/JGmDs




RIP EJ Manuel
Fantastic move

Get to watch Rex and Buffalo burn, and I dont have to worry about him signing with us
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on June 17, 2015, 09:46:30 AM
Mike RodakVerified account
‏@mikerodak

Former Jets OT Wayne Hunter is trying out for the Bills today.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on June 17, 2015, 09:48:00 AM
Mike RodakVerified account
‏@mikerodak

Former Jets OT Wayne Hunter is trying out for the Bills today.

RIP EJ Manuel/Matt Cassel
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on June 17, 2015, 09:53:39 AM
(http://blog.asmartbear.com/wp-content/uploads/turnstile-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on June 17, 2015, 09:58:26 AM
hahaha
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on June 17, 2015, 09:58:55 AM
(http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1161947/wayneisbad.gif)

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs5/3154744_o.gif)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on June 17, 2015, 09:59:37 AM
why are you making us relive this?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on June 17, 2015, 10:07:19 AM
why are you making us relive this?

Celebrating his absence.  And establishing a low standard for this year. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on June 17, 2015, 10:10:53 AM
Celebrating his absence.  And establishing a low standard for this year

You did that with every single post.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on June 17, 2015, 12:37:21 PM
I hate Wayne Hunter more than I like Rex Ryan. If he starts a single game for them that's loltown.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on June 17, 2015, 02:33:54 PM
I hate Wayne Hunter more than I like Rex Ryan. If he starts a single game for them that's loltown.

+1
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on June 17, 2015, 04:44:22 PM
Pretty sure this is just Rex being generous to give the guy a chance.  I highly doubt he has a chance of making the team.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on June 17, 2015, 07:59:40 PM
I hate Wayne Hunter more than I like Rex Ryan. If he starts a single game for them that's loltown.

(http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/breshad-perriman.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on June 18, 2015, 12:34:37 PM
Mike Rodak:

Rex Ryan says he expects the Bills to sign Wayne Hunter before training camp. Tried out the past two days.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: ons on June 18, 2015, 01:06:34 PM
Really? They're actually going to offer a contract to a guy who too washed up for the NFL three years ago?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on June 18, 2015, 02:51:54 PM
Really? They're actually going to offer a contract to a guy who too washed up for the NFL three years ago?

This is the same franchise that signed Richie Incognito too.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on June 18, 2015, 03:02:10 PM
This is the same franchise that signed Richie Incognito too.
From what I recall Incognito was never that bad at football though
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on June 18, 2015, 03:06:35 PM
From what I recall Incognito was never that bad at football though

He wasn't good enough to take a chance on.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on June 18, 2015, 03:27:08 PM
He wasn't good enough to take a chance on.

Why not? In the off-season? If he doesn't work out they can cut him.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on June 18, 2015, 03:32:37 PM
Maybe they will sign Santonio Holmes next.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on June 18, 2015, 03:35:17 PM
Why not? In the off-season? If he doesn't work out they can cut him.

It's not like he's coming off of an injury.  He's a piece of excrement person that brings a lot of negative press with him.

He's also been out of the game for a year.  I look forward to watching our DL ruin him. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on June 18, 2015, 03:44:32 PM
Maybe they will sign Santonio Holmes next.
Per kmart_li

#Bills announce they've signed TE Matthew Mulligan, a former #NYJ


Close, but no cigar.

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Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on June 18, 2015, 03:46:20 PM
Rex Ryan sucks
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on June 18, 2015, 03:46:30 PM
Why not? In the off-season? If he doesn't work out they can cut him.

It's not like he's coming off of an injury.  He's a piece of excrement person that brings a lot of negative press with him.

He's also been out of the game for a year.  I look forward to watching our DL ruin him. 

Sounds like a great guy, what are you talking about?

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Livingston lawyer Ted Wells released a 144-page report summarizing his investigation into workplace conduct within the Miami Dolphins organization. That report landed hard on the team and on offensive lineman Richie Incognito, who grew up in Englewood.

Deadspin provided a helpful Cliffs Notes version of the report. Here, in no particular order, is a summary of the report's 10 worst findings about Incognito, whose bullying of former teammate Jonathan Martin prompted the NFL to hire Wells to do an independent investigation:

1. An attempted cover-up. The report says Incognito kept a "fine book" that tracked penalties handed down by the team's kangaroo court. After Martin went public with bullying and harassment allegations against Incognito, the report says Incognito texted two teammates to ask them to destroy the book.

2. Jokes about shooting black people. The "jokes" were discovered in text messages between Incognito and an unnamed fellow offensive lineman. That lineman, in turn, joked about shooting then-Dolphins general manager Jeff Ireland. The report concluded the following: “We accept that these messages are nothing more than thoughtless banter, with no underlying malicious intent. But such jokes are nonetheless reprehensible and arguably reflect deep-seated racial hostility.”

3. Racial taunts at Martin. From pages 117-18 of the report: "Martin related that one day when he showed up to practice one day without showering, Incognito began calling him a 'smelly,' 'dirty' or 'stinky Pakistani.' Martin said that Incognito’s teasing about body odor continued, even when he was wearing heavy deodorant, and that it bothered him significantly, particularly because it had a racial element."

4. Graphic sexual comments about Martin's sister. That's according to Martin, who said the comments were made verbally. Martin also accused two other Dolphins offensive linemen—John Jerry and Mike Pouncey—of having made similar remarks.

5. Racial taunts at an Asian assistant trainer. Incognito, Jerry, and Pouncey subjected the assistant trainer, who was born in Japan, to words and phrases like "Jap," "Chinaman," "chink," "North Korean," and "dirty communist." On the anniversary of Pearl Harbor one year, the report says, the three lineman "donned traditional Japanese headbands that featured a rising sun emblem (which the Assistant Trainer had given them) and jokingly threatened to harm the Assistant Trainer physically in retaliation for the Pearl Harbor attack."

6. Homophobic taunts of an unnamed player. In addition to verbal insults, the player was subjected to various forms of touching (such as on his backside) by Incognito, Jerry, and Pouncey, all of which was meant to taunt him for allegedly being a homosexual. The report says there's evidence offensive line coach Jim Turner was aware of the taunting and even participated in it.

7. Leaks to media after the fact to try clear his name: A cache of friendly text exchanges between Martin and Incognito was released prior to the publication of the Wells report. Martin now believes Incognito began texting him with the intention of leaking those messages to the media.

8. Fines for harassing a female volunteer at a charity golf tournament. In May 2012, the volunteer filed a report with police that accused Incognito of touching her inappropiately with his body, squirting water on her, and using a golf club to touch her genitals. He was not charged with a crime but did settle with the victim for an amount reported to be $30,000. Also, Incognito and some other players went joy-riding around the parking lot of the golf club with one of the club's guest's cars and allegedly damaged the guest's luggage. The Dolphins fined Incognito twice for a total of $55,000. The Wells report says Incognito "has admitted that both incidents were fueled by alcohol."

9. Harassment of offensive tackle Nate Garner. The team razzed Garner to such an extent Incognito joked in a text he thought Garner was "on the verge of killing us all." After Martin left the team, Garner texted him offering to talk, saying, "I have been dealing with this [bleep] for 6 years. I hope ur doin ok"

10. Alleged assault of Martin. Some friendly pushing and shoving between Incognito and Martin at the Dolphins' 2012 Christmas party escalated into Incognito removing his shirt, tackling Martin into a couch, and "punching him in the body and the face (though not hard enough to bruise or draw blood)," per the report. Incognito eventually had to be removed from Martin by several teammates. Incognito would later describe the incident as "horsing around."
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on June 18, 2015, 03:52:06 PM
It's pro football, the object is to get players and try to win games. I realize you all hate Rex, but getting yourself over that fact, it's June. Guys who don't contribute won't make it through camp, you only get so many draft picks, so every team brings in as many players as they think can possibly help and keep the best ones. Once you look past an irrational obsession with criticizing everything Rex Ryan does, it's pretty simple.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on June 18, 2015, 03:53:19 PM
It's pro football, the object is to get players and try to win games. I realize you all hate Rex, but getting yourself over that fact, it's June. Guys who don't contribute won't make it through camp, you only get so many draft picks, so every team brings in as many players as they think can possibly help and keep the best ones. Once you look past an irrational obsession with criticizing everything Rex Ryan does, it's pretty simple.

Richie Incognito being a piece of excrement has very little to do with Rex Ryan.  I would dislike that move no matter who made it.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on June 18, 2015, 03:56:02 PM
Richie Incognito being a piece of excrement has very little to do with Rex Ryan.  I would dislike that move no matter who made it.

I'm not a fan either, but again, it's June. You bring players in, if for whatever reason they don't help you they don't see September.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on June 18, 2015, 03:57:29 PM
I'm not a fan either, but again, it's June. You bring players in, if for whatever reason they don't help you they don't see September.

Why is Ray Rice still a free agent then?

There are hundreds of football players available.  Signing Richie Incognito was a mistake by Buffalo.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on June 18, 2015, 04:03:56 PM
Why is Ray Rice still a free agent then?

There are hundreds of football players available.  Signing Richie Incognito was a mistake by Buffalo.

Maybe, maybe not. Someone will probably sign Rice too, we'll see. Either way there's not a game for three more months. Wake me up when we get there.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/dbacile/Family/20150608_091813_zpsj2lq8hoy.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/dbacile/media/Family/20150608_091813_zpsj2lq8hoy.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on June 18, 2015, 04:03:56 PM
Why is Ray Rice still a free agent then?

There are hundreds of football players available.  Signing Richie Incognito was a mistake by Buffalo.
I'd imagine him avging 3.1 ypc last year he played has something to do with it.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on June 18, 2015, 04:15:00 PM
I've been one of Rex's biggest apologists, but it's bordering on hilarious what is going on up in Little Canada. For a guy who knows this is his last chance he's sure taking some hefty risks.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on June 18, 2015, 04:34:25 PM
Terrelle Pryor release.  Go get him Rex!
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on June 18, 2015, 04:37:36 PM
Connor Hughes

With all the former #Jets signed by Rex, one non-signing still has me puzzled: With all his flaws, Sanchez better than any QB in Buffalo

4:45PM EDT

It's a good point, though I can't imagine anyway Sanchez,  would've gone there over (his much better situation in) Philly. Barring a wildly better contract
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on June 18, 2015, 08:19:09 PM

He wasn't good enough to take a chance on.

Still better than Hunter.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on June 18, 2015, 08:53:04 PM
Still better than Hunter.

Korey Stringer's corpse is better than Wayne Hunter.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Tommy on June 18, 2015, 11:57:17 PM

Korey Stringer's corpse is better than Wayne Hunter.

Omg I laughed so hard at this
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on June 19, 2015, 08:41:18 AM
How did I miss this?

PFT:

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Ryan allegedly went as far as getting a Hawaiian tattoo to convince Hunter to sign with the Jets back in 2008
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on June 19, 2015, 08:42:41 AM
How did I miss this?

PFT:


hahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on June 19, 2015, 09:10:18 AM
How did I miss this?

PFT:


Did he also got a dick tattoo to convince Kerry Rhodes to stay?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on June 19, 2015, 09:18:29 AM
Did he also got a dick tattoo to convince Kerry Rhodes to stay?

Just an hairy anus.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 19, 2015, 09:45:47 AM
How did I miss this?

PFT:


I remember that tattoo and thinking how awful it was. how little I knew...
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on June 19, 2015, 03:33:45 PM
Damn.  That is a bad QB situation.

Rotoshit:
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ESPN Bills reporter Mike Rodak suggests Matt Cassel might be on the roster bubble entering training camp.
Rodak calls Cassel the "clear loser" after OTAs, where he was outplayed by E.J. Manuel. Cassel was reportedly "just downright bad" in one or two practices. Rodak says he initially believed Cassel would be the Bills' Week 1 starter, but "now question(s) if he will make the roster." If Cassel's struggles continue into August, Buffalo could save $4.15 million by cutting him.

EJ Manuel or Turd Taylor.  I can't wait.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on June 19, 2015, 03:48:19 PM
Maybe Rex will take Vick back to the dance.

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Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Ornstein on June 19, 2015, 04:39:53 PM
How did I miss this?

PFT:

Hunter was with the Jets before Rex became head coach.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on June 19, 2015, 04:44:22 PM
Hunter was with the Jets before Rex became head coach.

Hunter signed that stupid derriere deal after Damien Woody got hurt though.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on June 23, 2015, 09:26:47 AM
http://bills.buffalonews.com/2015/06/22/vic-caruccis-take-five-bills-offseason-workouts/

This is a team that I've seen multiple pick as having a decent shot to win the AFCE.

Saying it now - they're finishing bottom of the division.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on June 23, 2015, 09:28:34 AM
http://bills.buffalonews.com/2015/06/22/vic-caruccis-take-five-bills-offseason-workouts/

This is a team that I've seen multiple pick as having a decent shot to win the AFCE.

Saying it now - they're finishing bottom of the division.
Ehh we could give them a run for their money
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on June 23, 2015, 09:30:07 AM
Much as I can't stand Geno Smith, I think he's still got a higher ceiling than anything on the Bills' roster. Our line is better, our secondary is better, our receiving corps is deeper. There isn't a single unit on the Bills that I'd swap for ours bar the backs.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on June 23, 2015, 10:09:48 AM
http://bills.buffalonews.com/2015/06/22/vic-caruccis-take-five-bills-offseason-workouts/

This is a team that I've seen multiple pick as having a decent shot to win the AFCE.

Saying it now - they're finishing bottom of the division.

I'm with you here.

I know some of you still like Rex....but he doesn't know offense, and running Shady McCoy into the ground isn't going to win many games.  Not against the DLs in the AFC East.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on June 23, 2015, 05:45:23 PM
I'm with you here.

I know some of you still like Rex....but he doesn't know offense, and running Shady McCoy into the ground isn't going to win many games.  Not against the DLs in the AFC East.
The only truly terrifying DLs in the division are the Jets and Bills.

And fortunately for Buffalo they can't play themselves, and the Jets have a QB who threw like 7 ints against them last year or some excrement
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on June 23, 2015, 07:24:55 PM
The Patriots DL isn't star-studded, but the front 7 as a whole is a pretty effective unit. The secondary is an absolute wasteland bar McCourty.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on June 24, 2015, 01:32:32 PM
...the Jets have a QB who threw like 7 ints against them last year or some excrement

I lost count. Geno threw three in the first quarter, Vick came in and threw one or two more, there was a fumble or two in there. Then we had to play them again.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on July 01, 2015, 01:06:15 PM
Mike Rodak:

Rex Ryan says he expects the Bills to sign Wayne Hunter before training camp. Tried out the past two days.


Albert BreerVerified account
‏@AlbertBreer

Wow ... OT Wayne Hunter is back in the NFL. Bills just signed him.



<3 Rex
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on July 13, 2015, 01:28:14 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJvejRKWEAU0B46.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on July 13, 2015, 02:27:35 PM
Some porn actress, apparently.

http://ca.complex.com/sports/2015/07/mia-khalifa-exposes-duke-williams-for-sliding-into-her-dms
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on July 13, 2015, 04:12:45 PM
She'd def freak Braxton Miller though.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 13, 2015, 06:44:12 PM
She'd def freak Everett Golson though.

Fyp
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on July 13, 2015, 06:50:02 PM
Quote
I don't see a problem, lots of people are sliding into her.

elite comment
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 13, 2015, 06:51:28 PM
elite comment

Like the word "boyfriend" means anything with a porn star
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on July 13, 2015, 06:55:01 PM
For those who don't get the reference.

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/01/video-mia-khalifa-makes-another-offer-to-ohio-states-braxton-miller/
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 13, 2015, 07:01:42 PM
(http://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Screen-Shot-2015-07-13-at-10.04.25-AM.png?54b83b)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on July 13, 2015, 07:14:39 PM
da freak does A1 mean

Like the bbq sauce ?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on July 13, 2015, 07:49:20 PM

da freak does A1 mean

Like the bbq sauce ?

A rooster expert like you should be able to infer the meaning from context.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Pope on July 13, 2015, 08:10:55 PM
da freak does A1 mean

Like the bbq sauce ?
A1 = Barbecue sauce
Barbecue sauce = Grill
Grill = Smoke
Smoke = Fire
Fire = Oven
Oven = Jewish
A1 == Jewish
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on July 13, 2015, 08:11:38 PM
A1 = Barbecue sauce
Barbecue sauce = Grill
Grill = Smoke
Smoke = Fire
Fire = Oven
Oven = Jewish
A1 == Jewish
So all that to say he's  uncut...
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Pope on July 13, 2015, 08:12:31 PM
So all that to say he's  uncut...
Actually Fire could equal Mixtape in which case he's black
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 14, 2015, 12:20:48 PM
A1 is steak sauce.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on July 14, 2015, 12:37:42 PM
A1 is steak sauce.

So does that mean she puts steak sauce on his rooster? or
 it tastes like A1? or
 she wraps his rooster in steak? or
she puts his load on one of her steaks? or
 she cut off his manhood off and put it in an A-1 jar? or
his rooster is shaped like an A1 bottle?

endless possibilities
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on July 14, 2015, 05:02:02 PM
A1 is a shitty sauce.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on July 14, 2015, 06:03:18 PM
A1 is a shitty sauce.

Heinz 57 is more tolerable
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Fenwyr on July 15, 2015, 12:16:54 PM
Quote
Buffalo Bills Offensive Coach Arrested by WCSO
On Saturday night deputies with the Walton County Sheriff’s Office responded to a residence on Winston lane at Inlet Beach in Walton County, Fla in reference to a battery.
When they arrived deputies spoke to the caller and learned three boys had been fishing on the beach when the suspect, later identified as Buffalo Bills Offensive Line Coach Aaron Kromer, and the suspect’s son confronted them over the use of beach chairs left by a beach access.
Victims told deputies Kromer grabbed their fishing pole and threw the pole into the water and then pushed one of the boys to the ground and punched him in the face. It was stated Kromer then told the boys to return the chairs to where they found them.
The victim stated Kromer also told him if he reported him to the police he would kill his family.
Kromer was subsequently arrested early Sunday morning on a misdemeanor battery charge and transported and booked into the Walton County Jail. He has since been released on bond.
WCSO is continuing to investigate and additional charges may be filed. WCSO executive staff will be reviewing this case first thing Monday morning when the redacted arrest report will be made available. Thank you for your cooperation and patience.

Classy.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on July 21, 2015, 09:08:26 PM
Bills released Wayne Hunter.

As per the rule of lolBills, does this mean Hunter is actually good?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on July 23, 2015, 04:58:25 PM
I wonder how long before Vick ends up in Buffalo?  As blah of an option as he is at this point, he's probably an upgrade on anything they have.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on July 23, 2015, 10:23:24 PM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13308889/lesean-mccoy-buffalo-bills-seeking-women-attend-party-philadelphia?ex_cid=espnFB
Quote

An Instagram post that appeared Thursday afternoon inviting women to attend a private party being hosted by Buffalo Bills running back LeSean McCoy in Philadelphia has been removed.

Women attending the party were asked to sign a confidentiality agreement, according to a response sent from the email address listed on the Instagram post.

The photo in the Instagram post used a Bills logo behind a headshot of McCoy. The Bills issued a statement Thursday afternoon on the matter.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on July 30, 2015, 12:44:03 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25248700/look-lesean-mccoy-has-crazy-time-with-pool-full-of-women-in-vegas?ftag=YHR6f8d662
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on July 31, 2015, 10:53:50 AM
Matt Cassel is taking the first team snaps at Bills camp.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on July 31, 2015, 11:00:19 AM
Matt Cassel is taking the first team snaps at Bills camp.

EJ Manuel must be hideous if he's the 3rd stringer in this group.  Apparently Tyrod Taylor is 2nd string.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on July 31, 2015, 11:04:39 AM
At least our beat writers aren't the only ones that do this excrement.

Mike Rodak ‏@mikerodak 1m1 minute ago

Bills QBs very mediocre today. From 11-on-11s that I watched:

Cassel: 5 for 7, INT
Taylor: 2 for 4, 3 sacks, TD
Manuel: 0 for 1, 2 sacks
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on July 31, 2015, 11:06:23 AM
At least our beat writers aren't the only ones that do this excrement.

Mike Rodak ‏@mikerodak 1m1 minute ago

Bills QBs very mediocre today. From 11-on-11s that I watched:

Cassel: 5 for 7, INT
Taylor: 2 for 4, 3 sacks, TD
Manuel: 0 for 1, 2 sacks

That Rex Ryan sure is in command of offense, I can't believe he got fired.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on July 31, 2015, 11:07:04 AM
That Rex Ryan sure is in command of offense, I can't believe he got fired.

The point






Your head
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on July 31, 2015, 11:09:08 AM
Badgers point






My giving an ounce of excrement

Fixed for you..................
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on July 31, 2015, 11:11:05 AM
Fixed for you..................

Can't argue that one.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on July 31, 2015, 11:13:07 AM
Can't argue that one.

Now we're talking. /real talk
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 02, 2015, 08:12:18 AM
Mike Rodak:  For those asking about Matt Simms — with Manuel, Cassel and Taylor all struggling through 2 days — Simms has been worse. Not an option.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on August 02, 2015, 08:36:38 AM
Mike Rodak:  For those asking about Matt Simms — with Manuel, Cassel and Taylor all struggling through 2 days — Simms has been worse. Not an option.

hawk is the only person still asking about Matt Simms
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 02, 2015, 03:23:39 PM
@mikerodak: The two completions that I’ve logged for EJ Manuel in three days w/ 1st team are a 5-yard out to Deonte Thompson and screen to Bryce Brown.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: ukilledkenny on August 02, 2015, 03:27:01 PM
@mikerodak: The two completions that I’ve logged for EJ Manuel in three days w/ 1st team are a 5-yard out to Deonte Thompson and screen to Bryce Brown.

Haha that's amazing.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on August 02, 2015, 03:50:22 PM
In all seriousness, could Tyrod Taylor actually start in Buffalo?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on August 02, 2015, 03:51:00 PM
In all seriousness, could Tyrod Taylor actually start in Buffalo?

He probably will
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on August 02, 2015, 04:19:31 PM
He probably will

If they make the playoffs with Tyrod freaking Taylor as their QB I will be shocked.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on August 12, 2015, 09:02:34 PM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/08/12/1b068ba2fdf0757db3d3cdea6b866155.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 12, 2015, 09:10:12 PM
Hahaha.

freak yo hospitality.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on August 12, 2015, 09:49:34 PM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/08/12/1b068ba2fdf0757db3d3cdea6b866155.jpg)

Is that reality of just someone freaking with Bills fans?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on August 13, 2015, 05:36:38 PM
He has a check next to his name, so I assume it's legit and will give it no further consideration.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 18, 2015, 06:33:11 PM
Quote
uh oh RT @mikerodak: LeSean McCoy walking to locker room with heavy limp. Left leg injury. http://t.co/XbsZoFeFti

Ground n pound babbie.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on August 18, 2015, 06:47:50 PM
Ground n pound babbie.
That frees up 60-70 touches per game.

Sent from my SM-G900W8 using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 18, 2015, 06:57:34 PM
Mike Goodson is available.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 18, 2015, 07:16:18 PM
Must not be minor if they are using these terms at all.  Doubt it's a Wilkerson-like tweak.

Quote
#Bills HC Rex Ryan: LeSean McCoy has a hamstring injury. The hamstring is in tact, not off the bone. We're getting an MRI on it
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 18, 2015, 07:43:02 PM
Hello Ray Rice.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on August 18, 2015, 08:49:44 PM
Mike Goodson is available.

Not sure if they have grass medians in Buffalo.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 19, 2015, 06:17:27 AM
Schefter: Top 5 RBs on Bills' roster have all suffered injuries and undrafted rookies Bronson Hill and Ricky Seale are only healthy options left.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: sg3 on August 19, 2015, 07:23:57 AM
Schefter: Top 5 RBs on Bills' roster have all suffered injuries and undrafted rookies Bronson Hill and Ricky Seale are only healthy options left.
No problem for us.  We're the bullies and we don't need no running backs to ground and pound.

and all that stuff

Or QBs to pass either

and all that stuff
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 19, 2015, 07:42:06 AM
Quote
Brian Costello ‏@BrianCoz

With all the RB injuries in Buffalo people mentioning Ray Rice, but another Rex favorite from the Jets days is out there - Shonn Greene.

This just in...... In an unprecedented move, the Bills sign Chode Greane directly to IR to cut out the middle man.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 19, 2015, 07:48:22 AM
Quote
Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 2m2 minutes ago

Despite injuring hamstring Tuesday, Bills' RB Lesean McCoy is expected to return for regular-season opener vs. Colts, per league source.

oh well
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on August 19, 2015, 08:25:09 AM
oh well

Rex will run him into the ground a la Larry Johnson anyway....injuries for everybody!
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on August 19, 2015, 08:27:00 AM
Rex will run him into the ground a la Larry Johnson anyway....injuries for everybody!

You've mixed up Herman Edwards and Rex Ryan
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on August 19, 2015, 08:28:18 AM
You've mixed up Herman Edwards and Rex Ryan

not really...they're both Head coaching pieces of excrement.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on August 31, 2015, 10:32:40 AM
Bills confirm Drillbit Taylor as their starter.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Ornstein on August 31, 2015, 10:38:32 AM
Fred Jackson released
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 02, 2015, 08:05:23 AM
Tim Graham ‏@ByTimGraham
Bills organization will remain unified when speaking publicly, but two sources tell me Doug Whaley went rogue in cutting Fred Jackson.

Bucky Gleason @TBNbucky
@Fred22Jackson on GM Doug Whaley: "There’s only one person in that organization that I haven’t gotten honesty from, and that was him.”

Uh-oh. There's trouble in paradise already and they haven't even snapped a ball in anger yet.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on September 02, 2015, 08:14:57 AM
Hahaha awesome
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 02, 2015, 10:13:06 AM

Uh-oh. There's trouble in paradise already and they haven't even snapped a ball in anger yet.

As your people like to say..."Don't look back in ang-uh."
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 02, 2015, 10:19:14 AM
It gets better.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/09/02/report-bills-debating-whether-to-cut-matt-cassel/
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on September 02, 2015, 11:04:58 AM
E.J. Manuel is expected to open the season as the Bills' No. 2 quarterback.

He's earned it with a phenomenal preseason. Manuel has completed 20-of-30 passes (66.7 percent) for 358 yards (11.9 YPA) and a 4:0 TD:INT ratio. GM Doug Whaley still "strongly supports" Manuel, whom Whaley picked 16th overall in 2013. Matt Cassel is expected to be released by Saturday afternoon.

First time I've seen phenomenal and EJ Manuel on the same page ever
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on September 02, 2015, 06:26:43 PM
Regardless of what you paid to get him, you can't pay Cassell 4+ million to be the #3 QB.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Koz on September 04, 2015, 11:36:30 AM
Just read that IK was cut by Buffalo.  His NFL career is most likely over.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Murrell2878 on September 04, 2015, 11:48:52 AM
Matt Flynn >>>> Any Bills QB
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 04, 2015, 02:51:22 PM
Just read that IK was cut by Buffalo.  His NFL career is most likely over.

Given his skill set it's going to take him a while to recoup that $600 now.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 04, 2015, 03:04:47 PM
Given his skill set it's going to take him a while to recoup that $600 now.

Maybe he'll punch Geno again and end his year. I think we could get a collection together to give IK the $600 for that.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 04, 2015, 03:07:09 PM
Maybe he'll punch Geno again and end his year. I think we could get a collection together to give IK the $600 for that.

I might hire him for the tailgate and introduce him to a couple of the posters here.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on September 04, 2015, 04:03:10 PM
I might hire him for the tailgate and introduce him to a couple of the posters here.

Careful, he may see that earring and think you're the tranny that tried to blow him for cash.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on September 07, 2015, 07:56:59 PM
freak You JE

Buffalo cut Matt Cassel.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 08, 2015, 12:42:59 PM
Bills re-signed Cassel, presumably for a much smaller contract, and then installed him as the number 2 QB ahead of Manuel.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 08, 2015, 02:34:35 PM
So which part of it is the lolBills part? Cutting him or re-signing him?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 08, 2015, 02:36:29 PM
Wasn't worthy of a new thread, doesn't fit in the "Notable Cuts" thread or the Rex Ryan thread. Feel free to do filing if it's bothering you.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Jetaho on September 10, 2015, 11:17:56 AM
SMH.  Why does he do this to himself?

http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2015/09/does_ex-jets_coach_rex_ryan_have_a_photo_of_his_wi.html (http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2015/09/does_ex-jets_coach_rex_ryan_have_a_photo_of_his_wi.html)

(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/11986949_932315413506948_549885279666922442_n.jpg?oh=9a72a4890020a3e64a73b4b34a80510f&oe=56A5B279)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2015, 11:18:29 AM
lmaooooooooo
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2015, 11:19:24 AM
Please be real.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 10, 2015, 11:22:11 AM
Rex is so hard to truly hate. The guy embraces his comic relief persona. Not that it wins games, but at least he's always entertaining.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 10, 2015, 11:22:18 AM
I'm torn between thinking that's real and thinking it's him taking the pee out of himself and everyone else.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Tommy on September 10, 2015, 11:22:22 AM
There's also a photo in the back with a. "Don't Cry" caption.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Tommy on September 10, 2015, 11:23:28 AM

I'm torn between thinking that's real and thinking it's him taking the pee out of himself and everyone else.

That's exactly what I think. He embraces it. Sort of why he took the Bills job. He embraces the whole "I didn't come to kiss Belichick's rings" thing.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2015, 11:33:05 AM
He's trolling people.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Jetaho on September 10, 2015, 11:41:14 AM
He's trolling people.

I don't know.  Why would he do it in a public service message for animal rescue?  That would be kind of a dickish move.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Tommy on September 10, 2015, 11:44:22 AM

I don't know.  Why would he do it in a public service message for animal rescue?  That would be kind of a dickish move.

This is Rex we're talking about.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Jetaho on September 10, 2015, 12:05:20 PM
This is Rex we're talking about.
True.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2015, 12:34:02 PM
Hahaha
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on September 16, 2015, 08:40:28 PM
(http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Missed-Connection-Bills-Fan-Handjob.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 16, 2015, 08:43:36 PM
Wild guess, blue paint and no underwear
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on September 16, 2015, 08:43:56 PM
(http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Missed-Connection-Bills-Fan-Handjob.jpg)

freak maybe I shouldve become a Bills fan when Rex went to Buffalo
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on September 16, 2015, 08:44:52 PM
hahahaha wat
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on September 16, 2015, 08:46:29 PM
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ypiWtNoc--/q0zxyycct9vrddbqe9pa.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 16, 2015, 09:13:26 PM
^i bet she had tacos and chili the night before.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 18, 2015, 01:05:51 PM
This is moderately amusing, but the whole "please be our rivals, we're relevant now, honest we really are" is a bit desperate and pathetic.

http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/13683336/buffalo-bills-poke-fun-new-england-patriots-air-pump-display

There's only one true rivalry in the AFCE. Miami and Buffalo are just there to make up the numbers and they know it.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 18, 2015, 02:37:17 PM
I think all 4 teams are legitimate rivalries. The Bills are slightly more irrelevant to Jets fans because they've been so bad for so long, but Buffalo fans hate the Jets. There are a lot of Jets fans who still consider Miami the more bitter rival due to history.

The Patriots are universally hated. The only reason the Jets might qualify as their "biggest" rival is the fact that Belichick jumped shipped here for them and because the Jets ushered in the Brady era.

As for the Bills' stunt, I thought it was great. Rex's ability to shape culture is pretty amazing. Too bad that culture wound up where it did here.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 18, 2015, 03:08:57 PM
Jets Dolphins is a big rivalry.  It always has been, and it always will be.  The idea that Jets-Pats is the only rivalry in the AFCE is silly.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Tommy on September 18, 2015, 04:11:37 PM
But Pats fans hate the Jets more than the Bills or Dolphins. It's more of a NY Boston thing too.

If we had to rank then:

Jets - Pats


Jets - Dolphins


Dolphins - Pats



Dolphins - Bills
Jets - Bills
Pats - Bills
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 18, 2015, 05:17:52 PM
Jets Dolphins is a big rivalry.  It always has been, and it always will be.  The idea that Jets-Pats is the only rivalry in the AFCE is silly.
Sure. But beating the Dolphins is less fun when they're excrement, as they have been for a while. Rivalries only work when there's something to play for, and they've only been relevant a couple of times in the last few years.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on September 18, 2015, 05:44:53 PM
Sure. But beating the Dolphins is less fun when they're excrement, as they have been for a while. Rivalries only work when there's something to play for, and they've only been relevant a couple of times in the last few years.
Say what you wanna say, but now that Rex is in Buffalo and the Patriots are going to become completely obsolete in maybe 2 years means that the AFC is going to have some major new rivalries

Rex basically instantly makes Buffalo a major rival again, and with the Dolphins being the only team in the AFC East with a young promising franchise QB I imagine things with them are going to spark off as well


This is moderately amusing, but the whole "please be our rivals, we're relevant now, honest we really are" is a bit desperate and pathetic.

http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/13683336/buffalo-bills-poke-fun-new-england-patriots-air-pump-display

There's only one true rivalry in the AFCE. Miami and Buffalo are just there to make up the numbers and they know it.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 18, 2015, 05:46:49 PM
When the road to the postseason doesn't go through Foxborough then I'll be willing to consider other rivalries. Obviously IJR is right that they change, but right now it's New England.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 18, 2015, 06:01:27 PM

I think all 4 teams are legitimate rivalries. The Bills are slightly more irrelevant to Jets fans because they've been so bad for so long, but Buffalo fans hate the Jets. There are a lot of Jets fans who still consider Miami the more bitter rival due to history.

The Patriots are universally hated. The only reason the Jets might qualify as their "biggest" rival is the fact that Belichick jumped shipped here for them and because the Jets ushered in the Brady era.

As for the Bills' stunt, I thought it was great. Rex's ability to shape culture is pretty amazing. Too bad that culture wound up where it did here.

The Dolphins are our long time hated rival.

The Patriots are especially loathsome because of their recent success.

The Bills also play in the division.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 18, 2015, 06:02:57 PM

Rex basically instantly makes Buffalo a major rival again,

MASSIVE RIVAL
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Coach K on September 19, 2015, 05:18:31 PM
I hate the dolphins more than the pats .

I at least respect the pats for the stranglehold they've had on the division.

Miami is an art deco hell hole of femininity,  white pants, and shitty music
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on September 19, 2015, 05:23:18 PM
I hate the dolphins more than the pats .

I at least respect the pats for the stranglehold they've had on the division.

Miami is an art deco hell hole of femininity,  white pants, and shitty music
And puck

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Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 19, 2015, 06:51:24 PM
Sure. But beating the Dolphins is less fun when they're excrement, as they have been for a while. Rivalries only work when there's something to play for, and they've only been relevant a couple of times in the last few years.

American sports don't only have rivalries when both teams are good.  If they did, the Jets and Pats wouldn't be a rivalry right now either.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 20, 2015, 02:31:43 PM
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/this-is-the-billsiest-bills-fan-1731951292
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 24, 2015, 09:30:47 AM
http://totalfratmove.com/video-drunk-bills-fan-attempts-rko-of-punching-dummy-knocks-himself-out-instead/

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 26, 2015, 12:27:33 AM
With the Jays clinching postseason baseball tonight, the Bills now have the longest playoff drought of any team in any of the four big sports.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Pope on September 26, 2015, 02:35:46 AM
#FireRex
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 04, 2015, 02:25:22 PM
Jets with 14 penalties. 

Rex: uh uhh Jets, not gonna beat me there!
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Tommy on October 04, 2015, 03:56:14 PM
Let's see how Bowles does after the bye week.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 05, 2015, 09:58:51 AM
The Bills have committed 57 penalties through the first 4 games, which is the most by any team at this stage in 10 years.

Rex is sure building a bully.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 05, 2015, 03:28:59 PM
DAVE AND BUSTER'S TIME!
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on October 05, 2015, 05:24:51 PM
DAVE AND BUSTER'S TIME!

Richie is going to harass a waitress with a bowling pin.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 06, 2015, 09:40:15 AM
Please sign Trent Richardson, Rex.  Please pay him lots.......

Quote
By the way, the #Bills will also have a handful of other RBs in for workouts today, but Trent Richardson is the biggest name.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 06, 2015, 10:01:27 AM
Bills signed Walt Powell.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 06, 2015, 10:04:42 AM
Because of course they did.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on October 06, 2015, 10:06:29 AM
Rex gonna rex.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 13, 2015, 01:19:16 PM
Quote
Jason La Canfora
‏@JasonLaCanfora

Tyrod Taylor could miss multiple games with an MCL sprain suffered on a horse-collar tackle Sun. Bills will prepare EJ Manuel to start Sun..
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on October 13, 2015, 04:03:42 PM
I wonder if there's a subsection of Bills fans equivalent to our Genards.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 13, 2015, 04:15:59 PM
I wonder if there's a subsection of Bils fans equivalent to our Genards.

Sawp...
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Tommy on October 13, 2015, 04:18:24 PM

I wonder if there's a subsection of Bils fans equivalent to our Genards.

I was watching the game at a Bills bar on Sunday. Most fans were already complaining about Rex.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 13, 2015, 04:22:07 PM
#EJdaBlackPonder #UpsideDoe
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on October 13, 2015, 06:03:06 PM
I was watching the game at a Bills bar on Sunday. Most fans were already complaining about Rex.

Haha I was at Bills fans house from my hockey team week #2 and they were complaining then. lol

Rex is mildly retarded.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on October 13, 2015, 06:37:43 PM
Idk how bills fans can blame Rex for them not having a QB

Which really is the biggest problem

Hell gotta give him credit for getting  the production  out of Taylor that he has gotten so far

 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on October 13, 2015, 06:39:00 PM
Idk how bills fans can blame Rex for them not having a QB

Which really is the biggest problem

Hell gotta give him credit for getting  the production  out of Taylor that he has gotten so far
freak you

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Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on October 13, 2015, 06:46:14 PM
freak you

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x2
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 13, 2015, 06:52:24 PM
TIL Rex Ryan coaches and gets production out of quarterbacks
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on October 13, 2015, 07:32:53 PM
Idk how bills fans can blame Rex for them not having a QB

Which really is the biggest problem

Hell gotta give him credit for getting  the production  out of Taylor that he has gotten so far

 
no you can't. But if he fails in buffalo, which I expect because it's freaking Buffalo, he can only blame himself for not waiting on the Atlanta job, which had a damn QB and a virtually elite offense, so all he could do was allocate his resources to the defensive side of the ball and build an elite unit there.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on October 13, 2015, 07:34:59 PM
no you can't. But if he fails in buffalo, which I expect because it's freaking Buffalo, he can only blame himself for not waiting on the Atlanta job, which had a damn QB and a virtually elite offense, so all he could do was allocate his resources to the defensive side of the ball and build an elite unit there.
I think Atlanta got the guy they wanted
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on October 13, 2015, 07:46:06 PM
no you can't. But if he fails in buffalo, which I expect because it's freaking Buffalo, he can only blame himself for not waiting on the Atlanta job, which had a damn QB and a virtually elite offense, so all he could do was allocate his resources to the defensive side of the ball and build an elite unit there.

He interviewed there once, I don't think they wanted him. I don't think Rex is a Dimitriov type of guy. I have read where they were scared off by Rex's bluster.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: sg3 on October 14, 2015, 08:41:15 PM
Not sure if it's been posted already but Jason LaConfora at NFLN is reporting that Taylor, the running read option QB that WRECKS staked everything on this season is out for multiple weeks with a sprained knee ligament

EJ Manuel will be the starter

Maybe WRECKS can get Orton to unretire or if not. Tebow is out there and availabIe for the wildcrap
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 14, 2015, 08:43:38 PM
Not sure if it's been posted already but Jason LaConfora at NFLN is reporting that Taylor, the running read option QB that WRECKS staked everything on this season is out for multiple weeks with a sprained knee ligament

EJ Manuel will be the starter

Maybe WRECKS can get Orton to unretire or if not. Tebow is out there and availabIe for the wildcrap

Could be out for weeks.  Hasn't been ruled out yet.  Climb out from under that pile of excrement you call a rock and get with the times. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 14, 2015, 08:44:09 PM
Not sure if it's been posted already but Jason LaConfora at NFLN is reporting that Taylor, the running read option QB that WRECKS staked everything on this season is out for multiple weeks with a sprained knee ligament

EJ Manuel will be the starter

Maybe WRECKS can get Orton to unretire or if not. Tebow is out there and availabIe for the wildcrap
Old news and unconfirmed.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 14, 2015, 08:52:10 PM
Not sure if it's been posted already but Jason LaConfora at NFLN is reporting that Taylor, the running read option QB that WRECKS staked everything on this season is out for multiple weeks with a sprained knee ligament

EJ Manuel will be the starter

Maybe WRECKS can get Orton to unretire or if not. Tebow is out there and availabIe for the wildcrap

If you are going to keep on coming up with these incredibly childish and irritating nicknames for players and coaches, I'm going to do the same to you. You're a grown adult, try and converse like one.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Pope on October 14, 2015, 08:56:18 PM
Fuckin Wrecks that excrement is straight from the bundle of sticks cesspool that is PatsFans.com
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on October 14, 2015, 08:56:40 PM
keep doing what you're doing, sg3. #YOLO
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 14, 2015, 09:02:35 PM
(https://i0.wp.com/i.imgur.com/i9L0aID.gif)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on October 14, 2015, 09:06:07 PM
^ how did that queer land Katy Perry
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 14, 2015, 09:06:34 PM
^ how did that queer land Katy Perry

All about the accent.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 14, 2015, 09:06:51 PM
^ how did that queer land Katy Perry
Maybe she's a lesbian.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on October 14, 2015, 09:07:43 PM
All about the accent.

such a dangerous weapon.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on October 14, 2015, 09:08:14 PM
Maybe she's a lesbian.

well...she did kiss a girl, and liked it.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on October 14, 2015, 10:43:39 PM
^ how did that queer land Katy Perry

I have to agree with this, except David Spade bagged Heather Locklear and that made me much sadder.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 15, 2015, 11:52:56 PM
http://bills.buffalonews.com/2015/10/15/sammy-watkins-speaks-up-when-i-get-one-on-one-just-target-me/
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 15, 2015, 11:54:41 PM
http://bills.buffalonews.com/2015/10/15/sammy-watkins-speaks-up-when-i-get-one-on-one-just-target-me/

Please trade him to someone in the NFC
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 15, 2015, 11:56:34 PM
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/654692365823676416?s=09

As long as he's with Rex and Sanjay Lal, I think we'll be just fine.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: sg3 on October 16, 2015, 07:50:21 AM
Bills had a very good WR corps in 2014 with Watkins, Woods, Johnson and others.  They had Kyle Orton throwing also

Then WRECKS and Sanjay Lal showed up and turned them into a dumpster fire
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 16, 2015, 08:02:27 AM



Then WRECKS

(http://memeguy.com/photos/images/the-minute-right-before-a-really-difficult-test-55823.gif)

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Coach K on October 17, 2015, 03:19:13 PM
Please trade him to someone in the NFC

Best we can hope for is Rex to crash in the next 2 yrs and a new GM blows it all up just as he comes off his rookie deal .

Then we sign him lol.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on October 17, 2015, 05:28:06 PM
Best we can hope for is Rex to crash in the next 2 yrs and a new GM blows it all up just as he comes off his rookie deal .

Then we sign him lol.

excrement that's already happening.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 17, 2015, 06:24:54 PM
EJ Manuel is expected to start tomorrow.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on October 17, 2015, 09:27:54 PM

excrement that's already happening.

If we're 3-2 by this time tomorrow will we be crashing?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on October 18, 2015, 01:43:47 AM
If we're 3-2 by this time tomorrow will we be crashing?

Come to me, your breath smells likes Rex's cum to me.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 19, 2015, 09:41:42 AM
Harvin expected to miss the Bills game against Jacksonville in London next Sunday morning.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 19, 2015, 11:00:21 AM
http://bills.buffalonews.com/2015/10/18/bills-de-mario-williams-i-probably-set-a-record-on-dropping-today/

lol
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: loyaljetsfan on October 19, 2015, 11:30:50 AM
Buffalo is burning...

Can Pegula Fire Rex now so we can start over  (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php/231144-Can-Pegula-Fire-Rex-now-so-we-can-start-over)

Rex Ryan has ruined our defense (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php/231138-Rex-Ryan-has-ruined-our-defense!)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on October 19, 2015, 01:45:50 PM
The thing I love most about the Bills debacle is that Dan Quinn is killing it with the Falcons.  Rex could have owned that division for the next decade, but he just couldn't bear the possibility of being undefeated with a below average defense. 

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on October 19, 2015, 01:50:24 PM
I enjoy being better than a division rival.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Tommy on October 19, 2015, 02:40:12 PM
The thing I love most about the Bills debacle is that Dan Quinn is killing it with the Falcons.  Rex could have owned that division for the next decade, but he just couldn't bear the possibility of being undefeated with a below average defense. 

I think he wanted to keep the Rex vs Patriots thing going. He made his career up until that point saying how he will dethrone the Pats, etc.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: NDMick on October 19, 2015, 03:28:39 PM
Rex neutralized Mario Williams for his opponents. Good job.

Rex will be a college coach soon enough. Would probably do well at pumping out DLs for a long time. Never touch his QBs or WRs though.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 19, 2015, 04:37:03 PM
I'm glad he's with the Bills.  He does a decent enough job annoying Brady, even though he doesn't beat him much.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Coach K on October 19, 2015, 06:07:21 PM
So at this point we're basically rooting for the steelers to crash and the bills to continue to spiral . Bengals look to have a lock on AFC North, Colts will limp to another division crown . Chiefs are dead in the water without Charles it seems .

Who else is a legit wild card threat? Maybe TEN but I dunno how soft their schedule is moving forward .
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: ukilledkenny on October 19, 2015, 06:31:31 PM
Looking at the schedule it isn't totally crazy to have us at 12 wins and still only getting a wild card. freaking pats.


I also don't think we win 12 games.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on October 19, 2015, 06:49:08 PM
So at this point we're basically rooting for the steelers to crash and the bills to continue to spiral . Bengals look to have a lock on AFC North, Colts will limp to another division crown . Chiefs are dead in the water without Charles it seems .

Who else is a legit wild card threat? Maybe TEN but I dunno how soft their schedule is moving forward .

AFCS won't produce a wildcard.
AFCN most likely contender is Pitt with the Browns as a darkhorse that nobody believes in
AFCW San Diego is gonna win several games in a row at some point, but 4 early losses hurt their chances.
Loser of this Jets vs. Pats game is the leader for the 5 seed IMO.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Coach K on October 19, 2015, 07:29:02 PM
AFCS won't produce a wildcard.
AFCN most likely contender is Pitt with the Browns as a darkhorse that nobody believes in
AFCW San Diego is gonna win several games in a row at some point, but 4 early losses hurt their chances.
Loser of this Jets vs. Pats game is the leader for the 5 seed IMO.

Ahh yeah. SD.


Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 19, 2015, 07:44:55 PM
So at this point we're basically rooting for the steelers to crash and the bills to continue to spiral . Bengals look to have a lock on AFC North, Colts will limp to another division crown . Chiefs are dead in the water without Charles it seems .

Who else is a legit wild card threat? Maybe TEN but I dunno how soft their schedule is moving forward .
I think the Steelers are a legitimately good team. For them to keep winning without Roethlisberger is a really good sign, because with Ben, that offense is absolutely loaded.

Nobody else scares me. Honestly, after Pittsburgh, Buffalo and San Diego, Miami is probably be the next biggest threat
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on October 20, 2015, 03:51:47 PM
Per Mike Rodak
Bills DT Marcell Dareus joins Mario Williams in questioning Rex Ryan's defensive play calls: https://t.co/YdU4TV8dF9


#HireRex
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 20, 2015, 04:18:47 PM
Why aren't we seeing every media outlet call the Bills a circus yet?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on October 20, 2015, 04:50:15 PM
Why aren't we seeing every media outlet call the Bills a circus yet?

Because nobody cares about Buffalo.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on October 20, 2015, 06:03:13 PM
Per Mike Rodak
Bills DT Marcell Dareus joins Mario Williams in questioning Rex Ryan's defensive play calls: https://t.co/YdU4TV8dF9 (https://t.co/YdU4TV8dF9)


#HireRex


They should have never fired him, they should've forced him on Duff and given him his players.   /Badger.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Pope on October 20, 2015, 06:09:42 PM
It's funny to see Rex crashing and burning up there but it's really strange.. that was a defense Mike Pettine coached just a couple years ago and seems ready built for a guy like Rex.

What the hell has happened in the span of 6 months.. their secondary is good too, it's not just the elite DL they have.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on October 20, 2015, 06:13:04 PM
They're 3 and 3 and lost to 2 unbeaten teams it's really not that bad. lol
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 20, 2015, 06:15:24 PM
They're 3 and 3 and lost to 2 unbeaten teams it's really not that bad. lol

The only game I've seen was against Tennessee, and if the Titans had any idea how to execute in the red zone it would have been over by half time.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on October 20, 2015, 06:23:47 PM
The only game I've seen was against Tennessee, and if the Titans had any idea how to execute in the red zone it would have been over by half time.

I am not defending Rex so much as saying, I am holding off on his demise this year. They have lost to the 2 best teams in the AFC. imo  That said, Buffalo's problems are everything we have seen and didn't like about Rex. They include the lack of discipline, poor half time adjustments, the emotional highs and lows and his bluster. People are already frustrated with him, his act isn't like it was when he was first hired here. It was fresh and different back then, now it looks bad with a franchise that has a long history of losing.


 Buffalo is still a dangerous team. His coaching so far is a bit underwhelming. However, when their schedule gets easier and he still is losing then it may be time to really laugh. Until then they have had a pretty difficult schedule.



Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Tommy on October 20, 2015, 06:52:00 PM

I am not defending Rex so much as saying, I am holding off on his demise this year. They have lost to the 2 best teams in the AFC. imo  That said, Buffalo's problems are everything we have seen and didn't like about Rex. They include the lack of discipline, poor half time adjustments, the emotional highs and lows and his bluster. People are already frustrated with him, his act isn't like it was when he was first hired here. It was fresh and different back then, now it looks bad with a franchise that has a long history of losing.


 Buffalo is still a dangerous team. His coaching so far is a bit underwhelming. However, when their schedule gets easier and he still is losing then it may be time to really laugh. Until then they have had a pretty difficult schedule.

Yeah pretty much. Still early enough in the season for them to turn it around. Wouldn't call it "crashing and burning".
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Pope on October 20, 2015, 07:03:13 PM
Crashing and burning is probably not the best term but they are coming off some bad defensive games and their two star players are speaking out publicly against him. In the eyes of the NFL public it won't be good.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 20, 2015, 08:05:45 PM
Did Rex change the scheme on them? I would have thought that Pettine to Rex would be a pretty seamless transition.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: IATA on October 20, 2015, 08:36:39 PM
You'd think getting fired for those exact things, would inspire you to attempt to correct them...
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on October 21, 2015, 08:48:59 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/rex-ryan-s-domestic-problems-go-international-as-other-bills-voice-concern-over-defensive-scheme-161250951.html
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 21, 2015, 09:29:53 AM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/10/21/personal-reasons-keep-percy-harvin-from-traveling-to-uk/

Has he got a record?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 21, 2015, 02:15:13 PM
It's funny to see Rex crashing and burning up there but it's really strange.. that was a defense Mike Pettine coached just a couple years ago and seems ready built for a guy like Rex.

What the hell has happened in the span of 6 months.. their secondary is good too, it's not just the elite DL they have.

I saw the point made yesterday that it was a team built to run the 4-3 and Rex is forcing the 3-4. I also saw he's using LBs to bump WRs again. Rex gonna Rex.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 21, 2015, 11:42:47 PM
http://www.buffalorange.com/hard-core-buffalo-bills-talk/218959-ready-sick-stomach-22-a.html
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 22, 2015, 07:53:49 AM
Turdrod and Sammy ruled out for Week 7
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 22, 2015, 07:55:37 AM
There's also this:  The Buffalo News' Vic Carucci reports Percy Harvin is considering retirement because of his hip injury.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 22, 2015, 08:22:49 AM
http://www.buffalorange.com/hard-core-buffalo-bills-talk/218959-ready-sick-stomach-22-a.html
I think Rex gets so focused on trying to disguise who is blitzing that he does it at the expense of the back end. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 22, 2015, 08:23:56 AM
Turdrod and Sammy ruled out for Week 7

There's also this:  The Buffalo News' Vic Carucci reports Percy Harvin is considering retirement because of his hip injury.
And now Rex has the 2012 Jets again.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on October 22, 2015, 11:26:56 AM
Uttah disastah
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 22, 2015, 11:36:44 AM
Uttah disastah

You rang?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 23, 2015, 02:27:08 PM
Buffalo's starting RG is out for Sunday because of a death in the family.

That team is absolutely decimated this weekend.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: sg3 on October 24, 2015, 10:21:22 AM
You have to admit

Sanjay LOL has done another amazing job with the Bullies WR group....

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 24, 2015, 10:23:10 AM
(http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/im_retarded_quantum_leap.gif)

Fixed your post.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 24, 2015, 10:48:42 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha noooo
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: sg3 on October 24, 2015, 10:59:53 AM
Fixed your post.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha noooo
Go fix yourself, buttplug

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Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 24, 2015, 11:03:00 AM
hahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on October 24, 2015, 11:07:33 AM
hahahahahahahaha

You're a butt plug tho.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: sg3 on October 24, 2015, 12:40:37 PM
Strike three.


Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Hemi on October 24, 2015, 05:58:54 PM
Lol wtf???
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on October 24, 2015, 06:01:18 PM
Lol wtf???

Sg3
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: sg3 on October 24, 2015, 07:50:56 PM
Sg3
Better definition

A-hole Schmuckmanberg abusing his powers

What A-holes do



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Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: ukilledkenny on October 24, 2015, 08:26:05 PM
Seems appropriate to me.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 24, 2015, 08:40:51 PM
Just to be clear, Heismanberg didn't change your screen name, I did. I've told you to stop coming up with your puerile little nicknames and you refuse to, so if you like them so much I don't see why you shouldn't have one.

If you want to behave like a small child I'm sure there are other sites where such behaviour is accepted. It's even possible that you might not be banned from one or two of them yet.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: sg3 on October 25, 2015, 04:16:39 AM
Just to be clear, Heismanberg didn't change your screen name, I did. I've told you to stop coming up with your puerile little nicknames and you refuse to, so if you like them so much I don't see why you shouldn't have one.

If you want to behave like a small child I'm sure there are other sites where such behaviour is accepted. It's even possible that you might not be banned from one or two of them yet.
Thanks for clearing things up

I apologize to Heismanberg

It makes sense since Heismanberg was always a knowledgeable and good poster.  You, OTOH have always been
a stupid,.retarded and arrogant little douchebag

So GFY



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Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on October 25, 2015, 07:02:14 AM
Hahahahaha
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on October 25, 2015, 07:56:50 AM
Thanks for clearing things up

I apologize to Heismanberg

It makes sense since Heismanberg was always a knowledgeable and good poster.  You, OTOH have always been
a stupid,.retarded and arrogant little douchebag

So GFY



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Wait just a minute....JE isnt stupid.

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Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 25, 2015, 08:05:10 AM
It makes sense since Heismanberg was always a knowledgeable and good poster.

sg3 for admin
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: sg3 on October 25, 2015, 08:16:04 AM
sg3 for admin
I accept

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 25, 2015, 08:39:31 AM
Maybe PM ME PICTURES OF YOUR rooster does fit in here.....
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 25, 2015, 08:39:54 AM
BTW, sent pics of my rooster.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 25, 2015, 08:56:56 AM
Maybe PM ME PICTURES OF YOUR rooster does fit in here.....


Given he's banned from pretty much every other Jets forum, he should probably try to.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 25, 2015, 10:43:22 AM
Thanks for clearing things up

I apologize to Heismanberg

It makes sense since Heismanberg was always a knowledgeable and good poster.  You, OTOH have always been
a stupid,.retarded and arrogant little douchebag

So GFY



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Hahaha this was actually funny
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 26, 2015, 12:57:40 PM
I'm going to delete your retarded derriere posts every time you use a stupid nickname. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 26, 2015, 01:14:50 PM
WREQUES CRYIN'
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: sg3 on October 26, 2015, 01:29:10 PM
WRECKS

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Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: sg3 on October 26, 2015, 01:29:28 PM
WRECKS

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Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: sg3 on October 26, 2015, 01:29:40 PM
WRECKS

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Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: sg3 on October 26, 2015, 01:29:51 PM
WRECKS

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Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 26, 2015, 01:30:01 PM
Good night, sweet prince.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: sg3 on October 26, 2015, 01:30:15 PM
WRECKS

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Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: sg3 on October 26, 2015, 01:30:32 PM
WRECKS

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Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on October 26, 2015, 01:47:53 PM
Hahaha
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: loyaljetsfan on October 26, 2015, 02:25:04 PM
WRECKS

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You forgot:
SUCKCHEZ
JAWNO
Dee Millisuck
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 26, 2015, 02:49:28 PM
Cuntcy Enunwa
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 26, 2015, 05:45:07 PM
TOMMY NOHANDSON
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on October 26, 2015, 06:09:38 PM
hoo-ha Harvin
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 26, 2015, 06:31:14 PM
That Budnick avatar is so creepy
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on October 26, 2015, 07:25:33 PM
That Budnick avatar is so creepy

YOU LIKE THAT!
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on October 26, 2015, 08:28:35 PM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/26/672276b686563433c51a7fd9be3cc1bc.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Tommy on October 26, 2015, 09:41:40 PM
Haha that's awesome.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 28, 2015, 10:46:16 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSaOx3kUsAAnB6D.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on October 28, 2015, 10:48:44 AM
i guess they don't teach grammar at Clemson.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on October 28, 2015, 10:57:11 AM
i guess they no teach grandma in Clemson.

fiuxed
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Hemi on October 28, 2015, 11:39:11 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSaOx3kUsAAnB6D.jpg)

man of the people right there.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on October 28, 2015, 02:12:55 PM
Quote
...have a blessed day.

I bet you he genuinely believes he took the high road with this comment. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 28, 2015, 02:20:29 PM
"JACKASS. ILL KILL YOU HAVE A BLESSED DAY!!"
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on October 28, 2015, 02:21:31 PM
My claimants tell me to have a blessed day all the time.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Pope on October 28, 2015, 05:58:18 PM
Fire Rex
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: JFIF on October 29, 2015, 01:51:32 AM
Impacts of Fantasy Football on their lives as well as Social Media training should be mandatory during the rookie symposium



Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: ukilledkenny on October 29, 2015, 01:05:43 PM
Investigation into Clemson's student athlete education standards should be coming, haha.


Nabdy once dat ta hapin.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 04, 2015, 03:17:39 PM
Rex gets dolphins, jets, pats in consecutive weeks. Season on the line.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: insanity on November 05, 2015, 12:02:58 PM
i guess they don't teach grammar at Clemson.

Or the difference between wants and once
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Tommy on November 05, 2015, 02:33:00 PM

Rex gets dolphins, jets, pats in consecutive weeks. Season on the line.

All after a BYE. Nice.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on November 07, 2015, 09:58:39 AM
Quote
Rich Cimini ‏@RichCimini 24m24 minutes ago

The Bills have placed ex-Jets WR Percy Harvin on injured reserve. No reunion next Thursday night. #nyj #Bills

Quote
Rich Cimini ‏@RichCimini 12m12 minutes ago

Harvin gets $6M this year for 5 games. Jets decided to move on from him when they acquired Marshall. I'd say that has worked out well. #nyj
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on November 08, 2015, 08:27:52 PM
http://deadspin.com/another-bills-fan-tries-to-smash-a-table-but-this-time-1741326758
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on December 06, 2015, 08:50:13 PM
http://deadspin.com/bills-fans-hump-between-cars-1746556990
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on December 08, 2015, 12:28:02 PM
What are the chances Rob Ryan and/or Pettine end up in Buffalo after this season?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on December 08, 2015, 12:30:14 PM
What are the chances Rob Ryan and/or Pettine end up in Buffalo after this season?

As if Rex will let his brother anywhere near his spotlight.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on December 08, 2015, 12:36:16 PM
As if Rex will let his brother anywhere near his spotlight.

Jeff Weeks.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on December 08, 2015, 01:08:54 PM
As if Rex will let his brother anywhere near his spotlight.

Well this crap came out, although it means essentially zero

http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/buffalo-bills-rex-ryan-rob-ryan-rumor-in-town-120715

If Robs having a hard time getting a DC opportunity, I have to imagine that Buffalo is the front runner for his services
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on December 13, 2015, 01:43:00 PM
Greg Rosenthal- Bills game in Philly is a good one. In a shocking development, the Bills’ penalties and mental errors have been a problem.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on December 13, 2015, 03:22:09 PM
15 penalties for 101 yards. Game still going
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Tommy on December 13, 2015, 03:23:26 PM

15 penalties for 101 yards. Game still going

#KeepRex
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on December 13, 2015, 03:26:46 PM
Bills lose 23-20
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Hemi on December 14, 2015, 12:31:47 AM
Bills lose 23-20

That can't be right Rex said they were the better team.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on December 15, 2015, 02:38:58 PM
http://www.syracuse.com/buffalo-bills/index.ssf/2015/12/buffalo_bills_have_worst_pass_rush_in_nfl_5_notes_from_stats_in_loss_to_eagles.html (http://www.syracuse.com/buffalo-bills/index.ssf/2015/12/buffalo_bills_have_worst_pass_rush_in_nfl_5_notes_from_stats_in_loss_to_eagles.html)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Fenwyr on December 15, 2015, 05:00:36 PM
http://www.syracuse.com/buffalo-bills/index.ssf/2015/12/buffalo_bills_have_worst_pass_rush_in_nfl_5_notes_from_stats_in_loss_to_eagles.html (http://www.syracuse.com/buffalo-bills/index.ssf/2015/12/buffalo_bills_have_worst_pass_rush_in_nfl_5_notes_from_stats_in_loss_to_eagles.html)

Eagles were 2 points away from sweeping the AFC East.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 18, 2015, 09:10:33 PM
54 sacks last year, 19 this year
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: guinness77 on December 18, 2015, 09:34:48 PM
What an outstanding GM Idzik has been.

In just 2 years he took us from being by far the biggest joke in the division, to the only team in the division that isnt a full blown circus.
Niiiice
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on December 19, 2015, 06:44:50 PM
Eagles were 2 points away from sweeping the AFC East.
http://www.syracuse.com/buffalo-bills/index.ssf/2015/12/buffalo_bills_have_worst_pass_rush_in_nfl_5_notes_from_stats_in_loss_to_eagles.html (http://www.syracuse.com/buffalo-bills/index.ssf/2015/12/buffalo_bills_have_worst_pass_rush_in_nfl_5_notes_from_stats_in_loss_to_eagles.html)

Gotta wonder how quickly Rex ends up on the hot seat.

Considering that Tyrod Taylor was their starting QB they did shockingly well.

But I have no idea what to make of those defensive stats
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on December 20, 2015, 09:26:00 AM
Schefter: Mario Williams missed team meeting this past week, per source. Williams told Bills he was sick, not everyone there believed it.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on December 20, 2015, 10:47:28 AM
Schefter: Mario Williams missed team meeting this past week, per source. Williams told Bills he was sick, not everyone there believed it.


He's so getting cut after this year.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on December 20, 2015, 03:44:35 PM
The Buffalo Bills have been eliminated from playoff contention.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on December 20, 2015, 04:23:59 PM
#HireRex

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Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on December 20, 2015, 05:10:56 PM
Wreques
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on December 24, 2015, 02:38:08 PM
http://deadspin.com/the-year-in-bills-fans-1749444127
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Cane on December 28, 2015, 04:41:19 PM
Bills claim Leonard Hankerson.

(https://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/LcRM4UMi9i0AET68AZ16547MiWQ=/73x0:4828x3170/730x487/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/47054334/usa-today-8770366.0.jpg)

I'm not saying the Bills claimed him to learn Bill's gameplan for how to beat the Jets, but it is definitely amusing to think it is true.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on December 31, 2015, 05:36:00 PM
Quote
An anonymous Bills teammate says LE Mario Williams has been giving "zero effort" this season.

A Rex Ryan team with anonymous sources?  Say it ain't so. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on December 31, 2015, 06:27:30 PM
If Pettine remains with the Browns, would that be a logical landing spot for Williams ?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on December 31, 2015, 06:30:31 PM
If Pettine remains with the Browns, would that be a logical landing spot for Williams ?

No, jackass.  Mario Williams doesn't like playing in Ryan's defense.  Why would he want to go play in the exact same scheme for a shittier team? 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on December 31, 2015, 06:51:51 PM
No, jackass.  Mario Williams doesn't like playing in Ryan's defense.  Why would he want to go play in the exact same scheme for a shittier team? 

Well considering that this is what he said in an interview 8 days ago

Quote
5. Williams wants to be an edge player: Williams reiterated that he would rather be playing on the edge, where he mostly lined up with Mike Pettine's defense in 2013. "I say it all the time: I want to be on the edge. But once again, that's not being critical," he said. Williams added that he has been getting "out there on the edge every now and then" this season.

Hes pissed that Rex is using him in the Coples role, jamming receivers and dropping into coverage and excrement
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on January 10, 2016, 03:00:26 PM
Bills have given GM Doug Whaley a contract extension.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on January 10, 2016, 08:18:05 PM
Quote
Alex Marvez:  Source tells @NFLonFOX that Rob Ryan is joining @buffalobills defensive coaching staff working under/with his twin brother Rex.

lmao
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: JFIF on January 10, 2016, 08:19:05 PM
lmao

hey, if both your careers are about to flame out(in the case of Rob it already happened), might as well do it together.

Ryan's last stand

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on January 10, 2016, 08:28:55 PM
OK, now they really should do Hard Knocks. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on January 10, 2016, 09:19:31 PM
I bet the defense is actually going to improve with those two

I also bet the offense takes a huge step backwards and they miss the playoffs.

But Hard Knocks could actually save both those guys careers
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on January 10, 2016, 09:27:26 PM
The prophecy has been fulfilled
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on January 10, 2016, 09:34:41 PM
I'd watch that Hard Knocks.  Rather see that than the Vikings or some stupid crap.  Like them or not, they are entertaining.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on January 10, 2016, 09:48:29 PM
I'll watch any team on Hard Knocks.  I'd rather not see those fat pieces of excrement every episode though. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on January 10, 2016, 09:51:16 PM
I haven't been able to watch more than one episode of HK with any team after the Jets were on it. Just can't maintain interest.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: JFIF on January 10, 2016, 09:56:28 PM
I haven't been able to watch more than one episode of HK with any team after the Jets were on it. Just can't maintain interest.

I haven't watched the last two seasons because I wasn't interested in the Texans or Falcons at all. The Dolphins and Bengals the two years before were "meh" but watchable.

I'd definitely watch Rex again.

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on January 10, 2016, 09:59:39 PM
I honestly forgot the Falcons had a season.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 10, 2016, 10:43:45 PM
I haven't been able to watch more than one episode of HK with any team after the Jets were on it. Just can't maintain interest.

I don't think it's homer bias, they were by far the most interesting story/team of the seasons I have seen.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on January 10, 2016, 10:54:45 PM
hey, if both your careers are about to flame out(in the case of Rob it already happened), might as well do it together.

Ryan's last stand



Should bring Buddy back to coach the secondary, Rob can do the LBs and Rex the DL

A true final stand for the whole Ryan family
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 13, 2016, 10:36:16 AM
I haven't been able to watch more than one episode of HK with any team after the Jets were on it. Just can't maintain interest.

Same here. I'd probably give it a watch if they put the Bills on this year though.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Coach K on January 14, 2016, 09:50:47 AM
Rex has brought Ed Reed in to be an asst. DB coach.

Huge move imo, maybe not this year but he's one of the best  football minds I've seen play. Renowned for film study in his playing days.

Didn't Belicheck have a huge man crush on him

I Remember him being one of the few players he ever gushed about
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on February 03, 2016, 08:56:26 AM
Lets make this clear, this isn't LOL, not even by accident, it's terrible. I am putting it here only because it's the Bills thread:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/26-old-fianc-e-buffalo-050352205.html (https://www.yahoo.com/news/26-old-fianc-e-buffalo-050352205.html)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on February 08, 2016, 09:34:58 AM

Action News on 6abc Verified account
‏@6abc

Sources: Off-duty Philadelphia officers assaulted by LeSean McCoy: http://6abc.com/1191784/ 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on February 08, 2016, 10:49:25 AM
Joe Buscaglia Verified account
‏@JoeBuscaglia

Update on McCoy story: Fight over champagne, officers suffer multiple injuries including fractured skull per report: http://www.wkbw.com/sports/bills/report-bills-mccoy-assaulted-two-off-duty-cops …



enjoy your aids, rex.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on February 08, 2016, 11:33:25 AM
But Chip traded him because he was black
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on February 08, 2016, 03:36:24 PM
Relax, his cap number is only $10 million next year.  Lol. Then again he probably won't get convicted or suspended until 2037 anyway.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on February 08, 2016, 03:50:02 PM
Rex should preemptively nip this in the butt and just resign as HC

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on February 08, 2016, 03:58:16 PM
Rex should preemptively nip this in the butt and just resign as HC
Are you suggesting Rex have anal sex prior to retiring?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on February 08, 2016, 11:09:11 PM
Are you suggesting Rex have anal sex prior to retiring?

Yes, yes he was.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on February 09, 2016, 08:31:37 PM
Quote
$2.5 million of LeSean McCoy's $4.8 million salary for 2016 is guaranteed.
The rest of it becomes guaranteed when the new league year begins on March 9. In other words, the Bills would have little financial incentive to move on from McCoy if he ends up getting charged in his assault case. Cutting McCoy now would create a whopping $10.5 million in dead money, and suck up an additional $5.325 million in cap space. Unless there are new, more explosive details yet to be released, we'd fully expect McCoy to keep his roster spot.

 sure that wont backfire or anything
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 13, 2016, 04:34:12 PM
Quote
I'm told the #Bills have fired DL coach Karl Dunbar.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on March 13, 2016, 04:40:46 PM
He frightened too many kids up there

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on March 13, 2016, 08:40:16 PM
Weird. Wonder why.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on March 13, 2016, 09:11:50 PM
Weird. Wonder why.

Yeah that doesn't make much sense. Like Red or not he doesn't scapegoat his assistants but really fire them all that much. For freak sake Jeff Weeks.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 13, 2016, 10:55:54 PM
Weird. Wonder why.

Because he turned Mario Williams into Quinton Coples
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on March 16, 2016, 12:31:27 PM
Dunbar retweeted this the other day:

Quote
Brian Bassett
‏@Brian_Bassett   
If I had any reservations saying Rex is off the rails, his firing of one of the best DL coaches in NFL proves it. -
https://apple.news/Ars0YojKtQJKgEtUK28Zi5Q …


 
 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on March 16, 2016, 12:46:17 PM
Dunbar retweeted this the other day:

Don't you know this guy? It would be interesting to find out the real scoop on this story, it sounds very fishy to me.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on March 16, 2016, 12:54:11 PM
Not sure I buy this but:

Quote
Per a source with knowledge of the situation, the departure came from no incident or event or behavioral problem. It was a normal, run-of-the-mill coaching change.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/03/14/after-routine-but-late-firing-karl-dunbar-plans-to-keep-coaching/ (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/03/14/after-routine-but-late-firing-karl-dunbar-plans-to-keep-coaching/)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on March 16, 2016, 01:11:36 PM
Don't you know this guy? It would be interesting to find out the real scoop on this story, it sounds very fishy to me.

Knew him to talk to at our bar, we would see him there during the off season sometimes. Very open about everything, would love to ask him what happened. One night he was buying us shots until the place closed, one of my teammates had to stay at my house because he lived too far to make it home.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on April 04, 2016, 10:28:17 AM
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 55m55 minutes ago

Philly DA expected to announce there will be no charges for LeSean McCoy & company for the bar fight, as @Jeff_McLane said. Lack of evidence
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Koz on April 07, 2016, 11:22:37 AM
Tarpley requires, citing concussions.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/tarpley-retires-nfl-23-citing-concussions-article-1.2591895
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 07, 2016, 11:23:13 AM
Tarpley requires, citing concussions.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/tarpley-retires-nfl-23-citing-concussions-article-1.2591895

Where does he gets off requiring anything?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 07, 2016, 01:07:44 PM
Quote
SiriusXM NFL Radio
‏@SiriusXMNFLTyrod Taylor Agent @AdisaBakari: The #Bills didn't go the playoffs last year because of discipline and the defense. TT was exceptional.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2016, 04:28:48 PM
Quote
Adam Schefter
‏@AdamSchefter
Percy Harvin told the Bills he is retiring, per source.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on April 14, 2016, 04:54:38 PM


Hell of a mid season trade John. Good work buddy
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on April 14, 2016, 05:50:48 PM
Philly Stax is on suicide watch.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on April 14, 2016, 06:00:50 PM
Philly Stax is on suicide watch.

3.5 honks
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 18, 2016, 09:58:28 PM
Quote
@SethWalderNYDN: I wonder how Muslim players that played under Rex with Jets -- like Wilkerson, Aboushi, Saalim Hakim -- feel about him introducing Trump.
Lololol
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 27, 2016, 07:48:20 AM
I hope the rumors of the Bills considering Hackenberg at 19 are true.  I'm going to assume it is for the lols.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: ukilledkenny on April 27, 2016, 08:19:23 AM
Hell of a mid season trade John. Good work buddy

One of his better moves as GM haha.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on April 27, 2016, 08:43:33 AM
I hope the rumors of the Bills considering Hackenberg at 19 are true.  I'm going to assume it is for the lols.

I read somewhere they're enamored with Cardale Jones, i hope that isn't true. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on April 27, 2016, 08:54:24 AM
I hope the rumors of the Bills considering Hackenberg at 19 are true.  I'm going to assume it is for the lols.

I think Hackenberg is a real wild card, if he gets his excrement together I think he could be a really solid NFL QB. And with the QB whisperer as HC there, how can he possibly fail?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on April 27, 2016, 03:07:33 PM
One of his better moves as GM haha.

Yeah it's kind of sad actually.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on April 27, 2016, 03:09:43 PM
I hope the rumors of the Bills considering Hackenberg at 19 are true.  I'm going to assume it is for the lols.

So far we got the Browns wants to move down and take Cook in the teens, Bills want Hack at 19 and nobody wants Lynch period.

I love the week of the draft...
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on May 01, 2016, 08:55:52 AM
Bills signed Glenn Gronkowski. That's such a Rex move.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on May 01, 2016, 09:14:59 AM
Bills signed Glenn Gronkowski. That's such a Rex move.

Tired of being beaten by Gronk? Go get your own
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: insanity on May 03, 2016, 08:18:02 AM
Bills signed Glenn Gronkowski. That's such a Rex move.

Said the same thing in the udfa thread. Typical Rex move
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on May 03, 2016, 10:20:21 AM
Bills declined Manuel's fifth year option.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on May 03, 2016, 10:53:19 AM
Bills declined Manuel's fifth year option.

SBTG
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on May 03, 2016, 11:12:10 AM
SBTG

I have no idea what that means.  I even googled it.  Sabotage?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on May 03, 2016, 11:12:41 AM
I have no idea what that means.  I even googled it.  Sabotage?

Still better than Geno
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on May 03, 2016, 11:13:03 AM
Still better than Geno

ahh
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on May 03, 2016, 11:16:34 AM
I'm not convinced. I don't want either of them in a Jets jersey.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on May 03, 2016, 11:30:31 AM
I'm not convinced. I don't want either of them in a Jets jersey.

They'll look plenty good in Bills Blue or Fins Teal, well in Manuel's case he does.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Jumbo on May 03, 2016, 05:50:34 PM
The Rexes signed Cordy Glenn to a 5 year $65 million deal with $36 million guaranteed
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on May 03, 2016, 05:55:26 PM
The Rexes signed Cordy Glenn to a 5 year $65 million deal with $36 million guaranteed

Nice to know Glen. Will be paid like a top five LT for the next five years.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on May 16, 2016, 01:53:52 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CimWst3WwAAwUws.jpg:large)

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 50s51 seconds ago

Multiple teams around the league believed Bills' 1st-round pick Shaq Lawson would need shoulder surgery that would sideline him 4-6 months.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on May 16, 2016, 02:13:47 PM
Hahaha they two 2 big medical risks with their picks.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on May 16, 2016, 03:28:08 PM
Sammy Watkins broke his foot. When it rains it pours.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on May 16, 2016, 05:15:34 PM
Has Rex begun discussions with ESPN or NFL network? As he's clearly not long for this league
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on May 22, 2016, 07:39:11 PM
Not lolBills territory yet, but

Quote
Bills RCB Stephon Gilmore will be a no-show for OTAs as the sides continue to discuss an extension.
Bills GM Doug Whaley recently said he's "actively" trying to lock up Gilmore, whose $11-plus million salary cap number could be reduced with a long-term deal. Entering a contract year, Gilmore is likely targeting Josh Norman money in the five-year, $75 million range. Gilmore plans to spend the next few weeks training in Charlotte and Miami. Gilmore should not be considered a "holdout" unless he skips the Bills' mandatory minicamp set for June 14-16.

If he gets Norman money (or holds out) I think both are pretty lolworthy
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on May 24, 2016, 10:42:14 AM
Tyler Dunne ‏@TyDunne
Media cannot report who is on the 1st team, 2nd team, who is "rushing the passer, dropped passes, INT's, QB completion percentage, etc."

Rex going for the anti-Rex approach.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on May 24, 2016, 10:43:48 AM
LOL.

Tyler Dunne ‏@TyDunne
A QB just threw a pick-six on his first pass in 11 on 11. It wasn't Taylor or Jones.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on May 24, 2016, 10:45:59 AM
LOL.

Tyler Dunne ‏@TyDunne
A QB just threw a pick-six on his first pass in 11 on 11. It wasn't Taylor or Jones.

Haha.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on May 24, 2016, 10:46:02 AM
I think it's safe to say that the beat writers aren't impressed.

@JoeBuscaglia
2016-05-24 14:54 UTC
Cornerback Corey White caught a pass that was not intended for him during team drills. #Bills

@TyDunne
2016-05-24 14:33 UTC
A wide receiver just dropped a pass at practice. Don't worry. We won't say who.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Hemi on May 24, 2016, 12:48:30 PM
Rex made a claim last week that he tried to trade for Odell Beckham with the Giants when he sat out his first four games with the hamstring issue. Ok Rex.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on May 24, 2016, 01:16:47 PM
Maybe me staring at a supermodel on TV means I tried to bang her.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Tommy on May 24, 2016, 01:17:56 PM
I think it's safe to say that the beat writers aren't impressed.

@JoeBuscaglia
2016-05-24 14:54 UTC
Cornerback Corey White caught a pass that was not intended for him during team drills. #Bills

@TyDunne
2016-05-24 14:33 UTC
A wide receiver just dropped a pass at practice. Don't worry. We won't say who.

These tweets are hilarious.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 24, 2016, 02:41:01 PM
LOL.

Tyler Dunne ‏@TyDunne
A QB just threw a pick-six on his first pass in 11 on 11. It wasn't Taylor or Jones.

Matt Simms?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on May 24, 2016, 02:43:54 PM
Matt Simms?

EJaculation Manuel
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 25, 2016, 07:11:34 AM
We need to cut Geno for the sole reason that I feel like Rex would sign him immediately.


A lot of other reasons too, but that's the primary one.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on May 25, 2016, 07:15:54 AM
We need to cut Geno for the sole reason that I feel like Rex would sign him immediately.


A lot of other reasons too, but that's the primary one.

Enemkpali is still on their roster. Not even Rex would try and pull that one off.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on May 25, 2016, 02:09:51 PM
We need to cut Geno for the sole reason that I feel like Rex would sign him immediately.


A lot of other reasons too, but that's the primary one.

Nah
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 25, 2016, 02:11:21 PM
Nah

Stop defending Rex
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on May 26, 2016, 02:26:48 PM
Stop defending Rex

freak you.  You worthless piece of excrement.  I'd like to see you come try it.  It takes hard work and dedication not that you would know about those from your little pee wee football team.  If you want to get through the challenges you have to be strong as hell.  It's easy to excrement on me and my passions from your keyboard but show up in my house and I will teach you what a warrior is.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on June 15, 2016, 08:47:56 AM
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/buffalo-bills-player-says-showed-210754721.html
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on June 15, 2016, 09:17:40 AM
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/buffalo-bills-player-says-showed-210754721.html

He's modeling himself after the fat slob on Green Bay.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Hemi on June 15, 2016, 11:24:41 AM
freak you.  You worthless piece of excrement.  I'd like to see you come try it.  It takes hard work and dedication not that you would know about those from your little pee wee football team.  If you want to get through the challenges you have to be strong as hell.  It's easy to excrement on me and my passions from your keyboard but show up in my house and I will teach you what a warrior is.

What?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on June 15, 2016, 11:33:50 AM
What?
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160615/dbd047b0c5a5b8d3adf42b896482b63d.gif)

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 16, 2016, 09:30:26 AM
What?

Enjoy the blowout
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on June 16, 2016, 09:57:57 AM
lol
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on June 16, 2016, 12:46:47 PM
Never change, Rex.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/06/16/rex-ryan-we-won-the-offseason/
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 17, 2016, 09:11:49 AM
McCoy is involved in a bar fight and nearly arrested, Watkins breaks his foot, your first round pick has to get shoulder surgery almost immediately after you draft him, Karlos Williams Sr. is too fat to play.... Yeah sounds legit
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on June 21, 2016, 07:08:08 AM
Same ole Rex talking up all his guys

The Buffalo News' Tyler Dunne named second-year WR Dezmin Lewis the Bills' "minicamp MVP."
This is our fourth blurb on Lewis this month, so he's been one of the more hyped players of the spring. With Sammy Watkins (foot) on the shelf, Lewis worked across all three offensive groupings, seeing a ton of reps. Jobs behind Watkins and Robert Woods are up for grabs. Lewis appears to be leading the pack heading into the summer. Lewis (6'4/214) was a 2015 seventh-rounder.


The Buffalo News' Tyler Dunne said Bills OLB/DE IK Enemkpali was "impressive all week" at minicamp when he ran with the first-team defense.
Enemkpali is famous for jacking Geno Smith in the jaw last year when with the Jets, but Dunne calls Enemkpali the potential "key" to the defense with first-rounder Shaq Lawson on the shelf after shoulder surgery. Enemkpali is expected to push Manny Lawson for the starting job opposite Jerry Hughes.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on June 21, 2016, 10:58:45 AM
Breaking: beat writer compliments player's performance in offseason program

#circus
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on June 21, 2016, 12:39:25 PM
BREAKING: Badger sticks up for Rex

#rexinmyass
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on June 21, 2016, 12:52:25 PM
Y'all are talking about Rex still when the article dcm quoted doesn't mention Rex at all. It's the views of some local Buffalo beat writer.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on June 21, 2016, 12:53:11 PM
BREAKING: Puck makes a homo joke

#only3moremonthsofthisshit
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on June 21, 2016, 01:05:26 PM
Y'all are talking about Rex still when the article dcm quoted doesn't mention Rex at all. It's the views of some local Buffalo beat writer.


fock off
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on June 21, 2016, 01:07:29 PM
BREAKING: Puck makes a homo joke

#only3moremonthsofthisshit

I have bought 3 pairs of AE's in the last few months........

Leeds 13 Black
Park Ave 13 Black
Shelton 13 Burgundy/Black

The Leeds are the most comfortable shoe I have ever owned. The Park Ave's are starting to become very comfortable after the 5-6 time wearing them.

The Shelton's look nice, I got them @ less than 1/2 MSRP from Amazon. They are of dubious quality, however. I should have sent them back and didn't so that is squarely on me. They were old shoes from the lapse in quality days of AE (black insoles, sole a little out of alignment and bump in the leather). They still look ok at first glance, it's probably just me that really notices the imperfections. I believe they should have been 2nd's.

My next purchase will be Shell Randolph or EG Picadilly (yeah I know, not for this thread). I need a loafer next.

Anyhow, I am quite happy with the quality of the Leeds and Pa's. They are certainly made with care and are very comfortable. I will definitely buy more AE's.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on June 21, 2016, 02:10:40 PM
Cool story bro.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on June 21, 2016, 02:37:41 PM
For someone who sits on his derriere all day, Puck sure does love shoes.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on June 21, 2016, 04:47:15 PM
Y'all are talking about Rex still when the article dcm quoted doesn't mention Rex at all. It's the views of some local Buffalo beat writer.

My fault for assuming dcm read something correctly.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on June 21, 2016, 04:47:43 PM
For someone who sits on rooster all day, Puck sure does love shoes.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 21, 2016, 05:55:22 PM
Hahahahaha
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Koz on June 22, 2016, 07:38:42 AM
For someone who sits on his derriere all day, Puck sure does love shoes.

Also, for someone of his stature, at around 5'5'' thanks to advanced age, scoliosis, arthritis, he has feet that aren't in proportion to the rest of his body.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Tommy on June 22, 2016, 07:41:24 AM

Also, for someone of his stature, at around 5'5'' thanks to advanced age, scoliosis, arthritis, he has feet that aren't in proportion to the rest of his body.

So big feet, tiny rooster?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Hemi on June 22, 2016, 07:46:50 AM
I have bought 3 pairs of AE's in the last few months........

Leeds 13 Black
Park Ave 13 Black
Shelton 13 Burgundy/Black

The Leeds are the most comfortable shoe I have ever owned. The Park Ave's are starting to become very comfortable after the 5-6 time wearing them.

The Shelton's look nice, I got them @ less than 1/2 MSRP from Amazon. They are of dubious quality, however. I should have sent them back and didn't so that is squarely on me. They were old shoes from the lapse in quality days of AE (black insoles, sole a little out of alignment and bump in the leather). They still look ok at first glance, it's probably just me that really notices the imperfections. I believe they should have been 2nd's.

My next purchase will be Shell Randolph or EG Picadilly (yeah I know, not for this thread). I need a loafer next.

Anyhow, I am quite happy with the quality of the Leeds and Pa's. They are certainly made with care and are very comfortable. I will definitely buy more AE's.


How did you escape that nightclub in Orlando?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Koz on June 22, 2016, 09:24:59 AM
How did you escape that nightclub in Orlando?

He was at the OTHER nightclub.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on June 22, 2016, 10:20:34 AM
How did you escape that nightclub in Orlando?

I had a Kevlar hand bag that matched my shoes besides that I enjoyed the blowout.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on June 22, 2016, 10:23:26 AM
So big feet, tiny rooster?

Well I have a size 13 foot and my hands are at least as big as Guinness.

I am here to tell you that big hands and big feet mean nothing.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Hemi on June 22, 2016, 11:26:06 AM
I had a Kevlar hand bag that matched my shoes besides that I enjoyed giving the shooter a blowjob.

To each his own.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on June 22, 2016, 02:04:42 PM
To each his own.

That fyp is a lie, the shooter enjoyed it much more.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on June 22, 2016, 07:57:43 PM
Finally something actually worthy of a lolBills:

http://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/4p6m23/fun_fact_every_current_team_in_all_four_major_us/
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on July 15, 2016, 01:04:01 PM
Quote
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  2m2 minutes ago
#Bills RB  Karlos Williams is being suspended 4 games for violating the Substances of Abuse Policy

He's gonna eat ribs and hot wings until he comes back as an o-lineman.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on July 15, 2016, 07:52:56 PM
He should take it all the way to the SCOTUS.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 05, 2016, 12:12:17 PM
Reggie Ragland goes down with non-contact knee injury.  Severity unknown. Top 2 picks this year injured.  Shitty luck.

Rex may have to call Calvin Pace.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Pope on August 05, 2016, 12:18:04 PM
Classic Wrecks Ryan
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 07, 2016, 11:57:28 AM
Bills sign Brandon Spikes.  Everyone in the media is saying this likely points to Ragland having a serious injury. 

I predict Forte and Powell will have 67 catches per game out of the backfield against the Bills if Spikes plays.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on August 07, 2016, 03:27:01 PM
Bills sign Brandon Spikes.  Everyone in the media is saying this likely points to Ragland having a serious injury. 

I predict Forte and Powell will have 67 catches per game out of the backfield against the Bills if Spikes plays.
Quote
Bills signed ILB David Hawthorne, formerly of the Saints.

Safe to say theyre REALLY worried about Ragland
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 07, 2016, 03:41:42 PM
Safe to say theyre REALLY worried about Ragland
He may be dead.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on August 07, 2016, 07:34:39 PM
Partial ACL tear

According to this excellent article

http://deadspin.com/5944550/how-did-logan-mankins-play-an-entire-season-with-a-torn-acl

It means it could jeopardize his entire career or he could miss no time at all
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 10, 2016, 06:09:50 AM
#Bills LB Reggie Ragland is set for surgery later this week on his partially torn ACL, per source. The knee is believed to have other damage

Based on the initial tests, #Bills LB Reggie Ragland expected to land on IR. A caveat: Last year Kiko Alonso had a similar injury &amp; returned
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 10, 2016, 08:29:25 AM
Sucks for him.  But Bills, so lolz.

 
Quote
Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter
Bills LB Reggie Ragland will have surgery for a torn ACL and is expected to miss the season.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on August 10, 2016, 08:30:50 AM
sucks for Ragland. 

Rex can freak off
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on August 10, 2016, 02:03:50 PM
sucks for Ragland. 

Rex can freak off

X2
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on August 12, 2016, 01:00:59 PM
Tyrod received a 6 yr extension
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on August 12, 2016, 01:12:56 PM
Tyrod received a 6 yr extension

I was going to LOL but it's $90M with incentives and team options. If he's the long term starter then that's a steal, if he isn't they can probably get out from underneath it without too much trouble. Probably a good piece of business.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 12, 2016, 02:19:12 PM
Ryan Fitzblacktrick
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on August 12, 2016, 06:54:31 PM
I was going to LOL but it's $90M with incentives and team options. If he's the long term starter then that's a steal, if he isn't they can probably get out from underneath it without too much trouble. Probably a good piece of business.

From what I read nothing is guaranteed after this season

I'm not quite sure why he signed this contract. The team has an option for 27.5 million next year along with the rest of the contract. And the only way they pay him 27.5 million next year is if the rest of the contract is a steal. In other words I have no idea why he signed this, unless it was because he got more money this year
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on August 12, 2016, 06:57:01 PM
Turns out now he gets 9.5 million guaranteed this year which explains everything.

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 13, 2016, 10:02:49 PM
Quote
#Bills OLB IK Enemkpali has a knee injury, out for the game. Rex Ryan told TV broadcast it was a "major injury."

Damn, they may have to call Calvin Pace.  I was joking originally.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 14, 2016, 07:11:48 AM
Another bad blow to the D: The #Bills appear to have lost LB IK Enemkpali for the season with a torn ACL, source said. MRI coming to confirm
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on August 14, 2016, 07:20:02 AM
RIP to a Jet legend
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on August 14, 2016, 01:39:31 PM
Did they mean he does bad blow? Lol He's no huge loss.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 16, 2016, 01:39:47 PM
Marvell Dareus facing 4 game suspension... Think we play them week 2
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 16, 2016, 01:48:51 PM
Marvell Dareus facing 4 game suspension... Think we play them week 2
Stupid Marv.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 16, 2016, 01:52:16 PM
Hahahahaha
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on August 16, 2016, 01:57:43 PM
Stupid Marv.


all the honks
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 18, 2016, 07:39:03 AM
Bills may possibly lose Lawson for a game for suspension.  Rex may have to play LB.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/08/17/records-show-lawson-was-arrested-for-domestic-violence-in-14-charges-later-dropped/
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 18, 2016, 07:47:26 AM
"Hey Todd, I'm in a bind on linebackers.  Can I borrow that Thailand Jones kid on your bench for a game or 2?  You can use Rob for a game as payback.  Just tell him he's in charge of the punters or something, he won't know the difference."

(http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Rex+Ryan+Todd+Bowles+XRhGpaFEAbMm.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 20, 2016, 01:05:25 PM
First shocking preseason cut: Buffalo Bills planning to release RB Karlos Williams, per league source.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on August 20, 2016, 01:15:31 PM
First shocking preseason cut: Buffalo Bills planning to release RB Karlos Williams, per league source.

Isn't he fat and suspended?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 20, 2016, 01:17:33 PM
Isn't he fat and suspended?
Yes. Sign this beast for the back half of the season.  Or comedy value.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on August 20, 2016, 02:05:31 PM
Yes. Sign this beast for the back half of the season.  Or comedy value.


Or because we have no RBs. Either way.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on August 20, 2016, 02:19:39 PM
It's highly unlikely he would even make it to us on tbe waiver wire.

Unless some other infarction becomes known
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 20, 2016, 02:23:18 PM
It's highly unlikely he would even make it to us on tbe waiver wire.

Unless some other infarction becomes known
He had a heart attack?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on August 20, 2016, 02:27:28 PM
He had a heart attack?

Wouldn't be surprising given his offseason diet appears to consist primarily of pies.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on August 20, 2016, 03:26:05 PM
Marcel Dareus going into rehab.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on August 20, 2016, 03:29:52 PM
Looks like the circus we used to hear about followed Rex Ryan to Buffalo.

No order at all.  Gotta make sure that all of his players like him. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on August 20, 2016, 03:31:06 PM
LolRex

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 20, 2016, 03:59:20 PM
Looks like the circus we used to hear about followed Rex Ryan to Buffalo.

No order at all.  Gotta make sure that all of his players like him.
I think it's actually worse there.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on August 20, 2016, 04:24:10 PM
Stop shitting on Rex, he was the most awesomest coach the Jets ever had. All the players loved him.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on August 20, 2016, 04:30:56 PM
Looks like the circus we used to hear about followed Rex Ryan to Buffalo.

No order at all.  Gotta make sure that all of his players like him.
So what you're saying is Todd Bowles should commit seppuku if we don't sweep them this year.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on August 20, 2016, 04:36:35 PM
Soon as Tyrod Taylor has a scandal Rex should immediately just retire.

Save face while he can
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on August 20, 2016, 04:44:56 PM
I doubt Tyrod Taylor will do anything wrong off the field.  His play on the field will probably be average at best though. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on August 20, 2016, 07:10:20 PM
I doubt Tyrod Taylor will do anything wrong off the field.  His play on the field will probably be average at best though.

Still better than Geno
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on August 20, 2016, 11:54:10 PM
Still better than Geno
im still a better QB than Geno, and I played LG in my pop warner league
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: insanity on August 21, 2016, 09:25:42 AM
im still a better QB than Geno, and I played LG in my pop warner league

Mmm idk.  How long are your arms?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on August 21, 2016, 09:36:43 AM
Mmm idk.  How long are your arms?
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160821/e1b83085c844486e84121b80d63cd17d.gif)

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on August 22, 2016, 05:27:10 PM
It's highly unlikely he would even make it to us on tbe waiver wire.

Unless some other infarction becomes known

Wow he passed through waivers unclaimed.

Maybe that's gotta do with guaranteed money from the rookie contract?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on August 22, 2016, 05:35:42 PM
Wow he passed through waivers unclaimed.

Maybe that's gotta do with guaranteed money from the rookie contract?

I think it's more to do with the fact that fat running backs who are too stupid to not get caught smoking weed are worthless.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on August 27, 2016, 03:28:16 PM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000691079/article/rex-it-was-a-stupid-decision-to-play-tyrod-taylor

Well, it's not like he's got any experience of preseason injuries to QBs to make him think about what he's doing.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on August 30, 2016, 10:08:05 AM
Mike Rodak ‏@mikerodak

Rex Ryan says Bills "have a plan" for 75-man cuts but will practice today before that, joking they'll use players as "cannon fodder."

In other words, "We already know who we're going to cut but we're going to let guys who have no future with us still go out today and risk injury". Rex Ryan, the players' coach, everybody.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on August 30, 2016, 10:12:30 AM
I already knew Rex was somewhat retarded. Now we can add "piece of excrement" to his reputation too.

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on August 30, 2016, 10:14:16 AM
Rex doesn't care, he's too busy sucking on Badgers toes.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Koz on August 30, 2016, 10:21:41 AM
He's really a freaking moron.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 02, 2016, 10:52:42 AM
Bills cut Manny Lawson.  Guess they will just play without linebackers this year. Rex with the 7-0 defensive scheme
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 06, 2016, 08:58:31 PM
Matthew Fairburn @MatthewFairburn

Rex Ryan says the Bills have a huge plan for Cardale Jones' development: "Let's just say we're trying to build a quarterback."

Sounds good, Rex. With your extensive history of developing QBs I can't see what could go wrong.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 06, 2016, 09:07:21 PM
Matthew Fairburn @MatthewFairburn

Rex Ryan says the Bills have a huge plan for Cardale Jones' development: "Let's just say we're trying to build a quarterback."

Sounds good, Rex. With your extensive history of developing QBs I can't see what could go wrong.
Plan:  Feed him M&amp;Ms until he's really large.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 07, 2016, 11:29:18 AM
Seantrel Henderson tested positive for weed and is facing a four week suspension.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 07, 2016, 12:20:05 PM
Seantrel Henderson tested positive for weed and is facing a four week suspension.
It'll be interesting to see if it was Dr. prescribed for his Crohn's dz or him winging some weed on his own.

Can't see the NFL reversing this.  It would set a precedent they don't want.

Either way, how many suspensions is this for the Bills now?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on September 07, 2016, 12:52:38 PM
It'll be interesting to see if it was Dr. prescribed for his Crohn's dz or him winging some weed on his own.

Can't see the NFL reversing this.  It would set a precedent they don't want.

Either way, how many suspensions is this for the Bills now?


Rex is a players coach.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on September 07, 2016, 09:00:05 PM
It'll be interesting to see if it was Dr. prescribed for his Crohn's dz or him winging some weed on his own.

Can't see the NFL reversing this.  It would set a precedent they don't want.

Either way, how many suspensions is this for the Bills now?


I don't think they caught up with the 49ers yet
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 11, 2016, 09:40:02 AM
Quote
Mike Rodak

Bills are off to a fine start this Sunday. Team bus leaves LBs Jerry Hughes and Zach Brown behind, so they're taking an Uber to today's game in Baltimore
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on September 11, 2016, 09:41:22 AM
lol
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on September 11, 2016, 09:42:06 AM
That's awesome

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 12, 2016, 09:49:17 AM
/u/scottpilgrimreaper on /r/BuffaloBills:

Quote
So I accidentally bought a huge package of 1 ply toilet paper recently. I can't just throw it away, because I've spent money on it, and it's mostly doing what it's meant to do. But at the end of the day, my hands still smell like excrement every time I use it.

That's how I feel about rex ryan and his tenure in buffalo.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 12, 2016, 09:52:58 AM
You're welcome Scott.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on September 13, 2016, 04:29:08 PM
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17537883/rex-ryan-buffalo-bills-lap-band-removed-back-brother-rob-ryan
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on September 13, 2016, 07:23:49 PM
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17537883/rex-ryan-buffalo-bills-lap-band-removed-back-brother-rob-ryan

This is a pretty stupid article. Not really surprised they both had their lap bands removed though. I'm pretty sure more lap bands are being taken out of patients than being put in
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 13, 2016, 08:17:04 PM
Nothing Bills will be funny until we win.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on September 16, 2016, 12:29:47 PM
Fired their OC (Greg Roman)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 16, 2016, 12:30:14 PM
Fired their OC (Greg Roman)
Because that was the problem.......

He's probably better off anyway not going down with that ship
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on September 16, 2016, 12:31:32 PM
Nothing Bills will be funny until we win.
I think we found something funny.
Because that was the problem.......
LolRex
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on September 16, 2016, 12:32:59 PM
The level of funny will increase when Rex fires his brother.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 16, 2016, 12:36:54 PM
Is Rex going to take over playcalling duties on offense? I'm presuming he'll give it to Thurman.

Next up for the Bills are the Cardinals and Patriots.

Edit: Anthony Lynn taking over, which is who I was thinking of.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on September 16, 2016, 12:46:13 PM
Rex will be fired this year. He hasnt learned from past mistakes...he obviously blames the offense for his own shortcomings  ( 5 different OCs in 8 years??). Still says stupid excrement.

I hope the Bills keep him because he sucks...but at some point Pegula will wise up.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 16, 2016, 12:46:18 PM
Rex's downfall, as usual, is that he's always busy blaming everyone else for all the problems with his teams. When you point a finger at someone else, three point back at you.

I really used to like the guy but he's such an egomaniacal idiot.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 16, 2016, 12:47:29 PM
Gotta wonder if there was a meltdown or argument after the game.  Awful early in the year to fire someone.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 16, 2016, 12:47:42 PM
Rex will be fired this year. He hasnt learned from past mistakes...he obviously blames the offense for his own shortcomings  ( 5 different OCs in 8 years??). Still says stupid excrement.

I hope the Bills keep him because he sucks...but at some point Pegula will wise up.

#Rexit
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on September 16, 2016, 12:48:45 PM
Roman was the highest paid OC in the league. Lol

#Blessed
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on September 16, 2016, 12:50:17 PM
Roman was the highest paid OC in the league. Lol

#Blessed

He still is, those contacts are guaranteed unlike players. Hahaha
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 16, 2016, 12:51:41 PM
He still is, those contacts are guaranteed unlike players. Hahaha
He isn't an OC anymore.  But highly paid.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on September 16, 2016, 12:53:26 PM
So after giving up 37 points and looking like complete derriere, Thurman is safe.

They said, Pegula made this decision but I find that bullshit. The offense wasn't the problem, that defense sucked. Thurman Merman is Rex's guy and was protected.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on September 16, 2016, 12:54:01 PM
I posted this in the jets bills result thread...but it needs to be posted here. Rex's D gave up 493 yrds of offense...and he fires the OC.

If that doesnt depict a retarded putz, then puck has a bridge to sell you.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 16, 2016, 12:57:48 PM
In fairness, and only because it's factual, their offense sucked poopchute last night too. Apart from from a couple of miscommunications that handed them big plays, a TD scored by the defense, and an extra soft prevent defense late in the game, they did nothing.

Quote
Roman's sacking comes one day after Buffalo lost its home opener to the Jets, in which the offense mustered 16 first downs and went 3-for-10 on third downs. Tyrod Taylor threw for 297 yards and three touchdowns, but 155 of those yards and two of those scores came on two plays.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 16, 2016, 01:44:25 PM
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet · 18m18 minutes ago

As for #Bills coach Rex Ryan, I’m told this is considered his team. He has the full support of the ownership.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 16, 2016, 01:48:00 PM
Good luck with that
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 16, 2016, 02:12:39 PM
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet · 18m18 minutes ago

As for #Bills coach Rex Ryan, I’m told this is considered his team. He has the full support of the ownership.

As a Jets fan, this brings a tear of joy to my eye.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on September 16, 2016, 04:08:55 PM
Wow they showed Rex's presser and I don't miss that excrement show one iota. Lmao I don't miss it even by accident.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on September 16, 2016, 05:54:22 PM
The Rex honeymoon is over

If I was ownership I'd string Rex along until I could work out getting the team to Toronto. That way Rex can fill seats until it's time to move on.

I wouldn't be surprised if both those things happen the same year
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on September 16, 2016, 05:57:58 PM
The Rex honeymoon is over

If I was ownership I'd string Rex along until I could work out getting the team to Toronto. That way Rex can fill seats until it's time to move on.

I wouldn't be surprised if both those things happen the same year
Wut
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on September 16, 2016, 06:04:41 PM
Wut

Aren't the bills still freaking around with Toronto?

Rex fills seats for a franchise that has been completely irrelevant. I would think Rex failing (which he is)  could line up with the Toronto move, no?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on September 16, 2016, 06:12:02 PM


Aren't the bills still freaking around with Toronto?



Not for years
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 16, 2016, 06:30:00 PM
Aren't the bills still freaking around with Toronto?

Rex fills seats for a franchise that has been completely irrelevant. I would think Rex failing (which he is)  could line up with the Toronto move, no?

I have no idea what you're talking about. There is less than zero chance of the NFL moving to Toronto, that idea evaporated a long time ago for a number of insurmountable reasons.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on September 16, 2016, 06:49:02 PM
I have no idea what you're talking about. There is less than zero chance of the NFL moving to Toronto, that idea evaporated a long time ago for a number of insurmountable reasons.

You're an ogre man, I bet you delight in telling kids Santa doesn't exist.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on September 16, 2016, 10:26:47 PM
Your an ogre man, I bet you delight in telling kids Santa doesn't exist.

You're addressing a bonafide christmas elf.


#SantaLives
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 17, 2016, 03:33:54 AM
The biggest problem for Rex is that the defense is the problem. That has to kill him, that he took over a top defense, and it's been mediocre at best under him.

The Jets crushed him where it hurts. Stopping them on 3rd-and-1 and 4th-and-1 in a huge possession. And lighting up his defense like a color rush Christmas tree.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Hemi on September 17, 2016, 10:52:25 AM
Hiring his brother was a terrible idea. When has Rob ever been a good coach?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on September 17, 2016, 03:40:50 PM
http://bills.buffalonews.com/2016/09/16/ryan-pushes-everything-middle-table-firing-roman/

Basically the bills are still a circus. And how they think the bills have a good chance at going 0-4 and firing Rex mid season.

I wonder though if Rex gets fired from Buffalo, whats his plan to repair his image? I mean his image has taken quite a hit after leaving the Jets, and if he plans on getting into the media he will have to do something about it.

I also wonder if Tanny trys to bring him to Miami
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 17, 2016, 03:48:06 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTdUlDtUkAAtcf5.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 17, 2016, 03:49:26 PM
http://bills.buffalonews.com/2016/09/16/ryan-pushes-everything-middle-table-firing-roman/

Basically the bills are still a circus. And how they think the bills have a good chance at going 0-4 and firing Rex mid season.

I wonder though if Rex gets fired from Buffalo, whats his plan to repair his image? I mean his image has taken quite a hit after leaving the Jets, and if he plans on getting into the media he will have to do something about it.

I also wonder if Tanny trys to bring him to Miami
Rex would be great in the media.  Or maybe college. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 17, 2016, 03:50:23 PM
Hiring Rex in the first place, after four years of futility here, says a lot about that franchise.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on September 17, 2016, 04:40:49 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTdUlDtUkAAtcf5.jpg)

this sums it up perfectly
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 17, 2016, 05:24:32 PM
If one were to be cynical, one could think that Roman was the only person on that staff who is a viable stand-in at HC and that by firing him, Rex makes it a little more difficult for the Pegulas to fire him before the end of the season.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on September 17, 2016, 05:53:42 PM
If one were to be cynical, one could think that Roman was the only person on that staff who is a viable stand-in at HC and that by firing him, Rex makes it a little more difficult for the Pegulas to fire him before the end of the season.

They mentioned this on NFL network, there's no logical replacement on staff any longer for interim coach, they're all minions of Rex. This ensures he gets the entire year. I love the shitshow, better them than us.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 17, 2016, 06:00:24 PM
Which would be funnier, Rex having to fire Rob, or Rex getting fired and Rob becoming the interim coach?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on September 17, 2016, 06:17:10 PM
Rex would be great in the media.  Or maybe college. 

If Rex went to coach at the college level, he would become a God and be an unbelievable recruiting guru. The way his players love him, he would be an excellent recruiter IMO even at a excrement school without much else to offer. If he were given a gig at Texas, ND or LSU? Sweet Jesus I can't imagine what he could do on the recruiting trail
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on September 17, 2016, 06:34:42 PM
Which would be funnier, Rex having to fire Rob, or Rex getting fired and Rob becoming the interim coach?
Yes
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on September 17, 2016, 06:40:52 PM
Yes

Yes yes
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on September 17, 2016, 07:07:00 PM
Which would be funnier, Rex having to fire Rob, or Rex getting fired and Rob becoming the interim coach?


You forgot to say DCM mode engaged
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 17, 2016, 09:30:14 PM
If Rex went to coach at the college level, he would become a God and be an unbelievable recruiting guru. The way his players love him, he would be an excellent recruiter IMO even at a excrement school without much else to offer. If he were given a gig at Texas, ND or LSU? Sweet Jesus I can't imagine what he could do on the recruiting trail

ND has too much of a stick up their derriere to do it.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 18, 2016, 08:22:12 AM
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When the #Bills fired OC Greg Roman, a lot went into it... including some private meetings between offensive players and the owners. My story:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000704103/article/rex-wasnt-at-ownersplayers-meetings-before-romans-firing

Rex wasn't at owners-players meetings before Roman's firing

By Ian Rapoport
NFL Media Insider
Published: Sept. 18, 2016 at 09:07 a.m. 0 Likes  |  0 Comments
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When the Bills shocked the NFL world and fired offensive coordinator Greg Roman on Friday morning, the organization did so after a fact-finding mission the morning following its 37-31 loss to the Jets. But the manner in which they did so is enough to raise some eyebrows.

According to multiple sources, Bills owners Terry and Kim Pegula convened private meetings Friday morning with several offensive standouts to discuss the offense. They aimed to get a tenor of what was going on and picked the brains of players on several issues, including play-calling. They tried to figure out what was wrong.

Rex Ryan -- the coach who said the decision to fire Roman two games into the season was "my move, without question" -- was not present for these meetings. He wasn't in the room. Ryan also wasn't pleased when he learned of the nature of them, according to one source briefed on his thinking.

These meetings, involving key players such as quarterback Tyrod Taylor and others, are one reason why some principals believe ownership played a role in Roman's dismissal.

Roman, who coordinated an offense that led the league in rushing last year, was fired with two years left at $2 million per year. He was dismissed despite scoring 31 points against the Jets, but after dealing with a significant clock issue late in the game.

Ryan replaced him with running backs coach Anthony Lynn, who also serves as assistant head coach. Ryan said the ball will find the hands of his playmakers more under Lynn.

Ryan said he made the decision to fire Roman, then informed ownership of the decision. One source informed of the team's thinking suggested the Pegulas used the meetings to confirm that Ryan was considering getting rid of Roman after the Bills' Week 1 loss. The same source said the Bills are "Rex's team."

Other sources, however, believe the move to fire Roman was spurred by the Pegulas meeting with players. They believe the suggestion was brought to Ryan.
Either way, the gravity of the Bills' situation just became increasingly clear.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/89/5a/fc/895afc9ddcb885f0b8bc0153364cd1be.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 18, 2016, 09:06:06 AM
So are we making fun of Rex for firing Roman or because it wasn't his decision to fire Roman?

In b4 "Yes"
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on September 18, 2016, 09:07:09 AM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160918/dc1d5e8125946f166ccca5427c3e6cfd.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 18, 2016, 09:11:24 AM
So are we making fun of Rex for firing Roman or because it wasn't his decision to fire Roman?

In b4 "Yes"
I'm making fun of the Bills.  Rex is their coach, so he gets made fun of too.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Tommy on September 18, 2016, 10:18:04 AM

I'm making fun of the Bills.  Rex is their coach, so he gets made fun of too.

Stop defending Rex.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on September 18, 2016, 10:34:20 AM
So are we making fun of Rex for firing Roman or because it wasn't his decision to fire Roman?

In b4 "Yes"

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Qy5NHYMW-JQ/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 21, 2016, 09:35:08 PM
Kyle Odegard ‏@Kyle_Odegard
#Bills coach Rex Ryan on stopping Carson Palmer: "We're hoping for an off day. That's pretty much it."

That's some quality coaching there, Rex.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on September 25, 2016, 12:04:15 PM
The details on this are almost non existent but

http://www.newyorkupstate.com/buffalo-bills/index.ssf/2016/09/buffalo_bills_met_with_syracuse_alum_tom_coughlin_says_sal_maiorana.html

Apparently the Bills met with Tom Coughlin, though the article mentions a ton of potential possibilities why, as they really don't know
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 25, 2016, 04:15:56 PM
Kyle Odegard ‏@Kyle_Odegard
#Bills coach Rex Ryan on stopping Carson Palmer: "We're hoping for an off day. That's pretty much it."

That's some quality coaching there, Rex.

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160925/20a1844c96be3a8276d4dfb123e426d2.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 30, 2016, 05:04:46 PM
Bills just placed Sammy Watkins on IR.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 30, 2016, 08:11:16 PM
Bills just placed Sammy Watkins on IR.

Good. Sweep guaranteed.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 30, 2016, 08:26:33 PM
Good. Sweep guaranteed.

He could be back before we play them next.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on October 01, 2016, 08:12:08 AM
He could be back before we play them next.

Nothing stops this guarantee train.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on October 09, 2016, 04:09:19 PM
What the freak is this

http://thebiglead.com/2016/10/09/tyrod-taylor-lined-up-in-shotgun-behind-the-guard-cost-bills-18-yard-loss/
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 31, 2016, 10:52:23 AM
http://sportsmasher.com/2016/10/30/fan-throws-pink-dildo-on-field-during-patriots-win-over-bills/
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: steves850 on November 01, 2016, 10:30:32 AM
Bills convince some old dude to return (http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/bills-bring-percy-harvin-out-of-retirement-to-try-and-spark-passing-game/)

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The Buffalo Bills are bringing back an old face to try and generate some new offense, signing Percy Harvin out of retirement according to his agent Greg Barnett. Harvin last played for the Bills in 2015, before hitting injured reserve in November with multiple injuries (although reports at the time indicated his issues might not be "strictly injury-related"). Harvin didn't travel with Buffalo to London and eventually retired at the age of 27 this past offseason.
Now he's back in the game, joining Buffalo again in his third stint with a Rex Ryan team. With Sammy Watkins out and the team's top wide receiver being Robert Woods, it's understandable the Bills would be interested in seeing if Harvin can step in and produce for the passing game.
The beauty of Harvin is his production is athleticism-based, which means he doesn't need a ton of practice in a system to make him effective. Put him in the backfield -- the Bills are also dealing with injuries to LeSean McCoy -- or let him operate in bubble screens.
Optimism for Harvin might be asking a bit much though. He said he would have his best season ever before 2015 and that wasn't the case. There were reports he would play again this year, but they never came to fruition.
In the last three years, Harvin has 718 receiving yards and two touchdowns. Expecting him to be a difference-maker after taking months away from the game is asking a lot.
Harvin's entire history in the NFL is pretty wild. He is the ultimate modern NFL talent who never lived up to what people wanted from his skillset. Drafted in the first round by the Minnesota Vikings in 2009, Harvin would do things people other people couldn't do.
How can you not be enamored by that play??? The Seahawks certainly were, trading a first-round pick for Harvin. He wouldn't play much for Seattle, but did break a kick return to the house in the Super Bowl that they won, so he served as the world's most expensive victory cigar -- they also gave him a six-year, $67 million contract -- until he started breaking up Seattle's locker room and they sent him to the Jets in a deal.
Harvin was later released and would sign on with the Bills before 2015. If he can make any impact at all for Buffalo, it's a big plus.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on November 10, 2016, 08:45:15 PM
http://nyp.st/2fnZt81
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Koz on December 09, 2016, 08:02:57 AM
How has the Bills fan doing a shot off some chick's derriere not gotten any mention here yet?

http://www.totalprosports.com/2016/10/16/male-bills-fans-likes-to-drink-his-beer-from-the-butt-crack-of-a-female-bills-fan-video/
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on December 09, 2016, 03:54:02 PM
How has the Bills fan doing a shot off some chick's derriere not gotten any mention here yet?

http://www.totalprosports.com/2016/10/16/male-bills-fans-likes-to-drink-his-beer-from-the-butt-crack-of-a-female-bills-fan-video/

I could have sworn that was posted here at one time.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on December 19, 2016, 11:09:58 AM
http://buffalonews.com/2016/12/18/insta-graham-dont-read-bills-browns-recap-will-regret-forever/
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Tommy on December 19, 2016, 11:39:47 AM

http://buffalonews.com/2016/12/18/insta-graham-dont-read-bills-browns-recap-will-regret-forever/

Hahaha
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on December 29, 2016, 08:13:44 PM
Quote
The Buffalo News reported earlier Thursday that Taylor has been dealing with a "severe groin injury" for the better part of a month. The Bills' plan was to sit Taylor this week so he wouldn't get hurt, but it's already too late. Taylor's contract calls for a guaranteed $30.75 million if he can't pass a physical by the start of the new league year. A hernia operation will have him borderline. It's a potential worst-case scenario for the Bills, who have shown Taylor they don't believe in him. E.J. Manuel has already been tabbed as the Bills' starter for Week 17.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on December 29, 2016, 08:29:41 PM


That'll be hilarious if they have to pay him all that cash because of his crotch.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Pope on December 29, 2016, 08:40:29 PM
The man with the 31 million dollar rooster
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on December 29, 2016, 09:11:27 PM
The man with the 31 million dollar rooster
Mine isn't worth 31 cents
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on December 30, 2016, 12:38:22 AM
Mine isn't worth 31 cents

You're not worth 31 cents parted out, let alone your rooster.




too harsh?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on December 30, 2016, 06:51:16 AM
You're not worth 31 cents parted out, let alone your rooster.




too harsh?
No, true
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on December 30, 2016, 07:40:19 AM


I can't believe Taylor didn't keep this too himself for another week or two. The longer he could postpone the surgery the more likely he gets more money than he ever will in his life.

How much do you wanna bet he slowplays the freak out of his rehab?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 30, 2016, 09:51:06 AM

I can't believe Taylor didn't keep this too himself for another week or two. The longer he could postpone the surgery the more likely he gets more money than he ever will in his life.

How much do you wanna bet he slowplays the freak out of his rehab?

He almost certainly played it like this specifically because of the money.

Had he waited a few weeks, people might call bullshit and maybe the Bills fight to void the contract. "Revealing" now that he's been playing hurt, when he's on the outs with the organization anyway, makes him look like a guy who fought through pain for his team and then was cast aside. Especially when earlier in the day someone in the media was pushing the narrative that Taylor was skipping practice and laying the pathway for an exit from the team.

It's self-promotion/preservation on a scale Revis could admire.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on December 30, 2016, 11:13:16 AM
SBTG
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on January 01, 2017, 07:23:12 PM
Today Reggie Bush became the first running back in nfl history to finish a season with negative yardage
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 02, 2017, 10:36:53 AM
They missed Rex.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on January 02, 2017, 02:35:08 PM
Probably belongs in both this and the Rex Ryan thread

Quote
Bills GM Doug Whaley claims he doesn't know why previous coach Rex Ryan was fired, and had "no input" in the decision.
K. There's no point in even pretending this could possibly be true. It speaks very poorly of Whaley, who has been anything but forthright throughout the Bills' latest coaching change. It's mysterious as to why Whaley has been given the opportunity to hire his third head coach in five years. The Bills could be on the brink of going off the rails.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 03, 2017, 10:17:12 AM
The only thing that could make me happier than the Bills going off the rails is it being the Patriots. I'm a little bit too young to hate Miami as much as older Jets fans (apart from the fake spike game), but the Bills were dominant in my youth in the era where they didn't lose a game if Thurman Thomas ran for 100 yards.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 12, 2017, 07:51:53 PM
Quote
When all is said and done, the Bills could very well determine their best move is to swallow hard and stroke the check for Taylor. Otherwise, they might be inclined to follow through with a plan that is thought to be appealing to at least one member of their hierarchy, General Manager Doug Whaley, and that is going with Cardale Jones as the starter.

http://buffalonews.com/2017/02/10/bills-quarterback-options-beyond-taylor-look-slim/
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on February 13, 2017, 05:22:15 AM
swallow hard and stroke the check
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 13, 2017, 07:05:33 AM
Jesus
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on April 20, 2017, 04:51:35 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/7e45cde1-4be1-333d-bb32-bd94e1e149cd/ss_nfl-giant-found-half-naked-in.html (https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/7e45cde1-4be1-333d-bb32-bd94e1e149cd/ss_nfl-giant-found-half-naked-in.html)

Quote
NFL giant found half-naked in field, asks police to shoot him (http://nypost.com/2017/04/20/nfl-giant-found-half-naked-in-field-asks-police-to-shoot-him/)

Buffalo Bills tackle Cyrus Kouandjio has a pretty good excuse for missing practice Thursday.

Police found the 23-year-old partially clothed in a field (http://buffalonews.com/2017/04/20/kouandjio-involved-bizarre-incident-police/) on the side of the highway Tuesday in Elma after he apparently had abandoned his car on the road.
When officers approached Kouandjio, he reportedly yelled, “Shoot me!”
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on April 20, 2017, 05:31:53 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/7e45cde1-4be1-333d-bb32-bd94e1e149cd/ss_nfl-giant-found-half-naked-in.html (https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/7e45cde1-4be1-333d-bb32-bd94e1e149cd/ss_nfl-giant-found-half-naked-in.html)


Quote
The first police source said that deputies suspected Kouandjio pulled off Route 400 when he saw the flashing lights from police and emergency vehicles on the scene of the accident, and then went into the field on foot.

So he was off his funbags.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on April 20, 2017, 07:18:57 PM
So he was off his funbags.

Pretty much yeah
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 20, 2017, 08:17:28 PM
Gotta be the synthetic weed.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: casman02 on April 30, 2017, 08:00:38 AM
Doug Whaley fired one day after the draft
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on April 30, 2017, 08:33:53 AM
Doug Whaley fired one day after the draft
of course...sean mcdermott wanted his own guy to work with, which is why the asst GM from the Panthers is the top candidate.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: sg3 on April 30, 2017, 08:39:52 AM
Since the Pegulas fired Doug Marrone after a 9-7 season they have hired and fired Rex and now fired Whaley

Great job on recreating the success of your hockey Sabres in Buffalo

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Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on April 30, 2017, 08:51:47 AM
Since the Pegulas fired Doug Martine after a 9-7 season they have hired and fired Rex and now fired Whaley

Great job on recreating the success of your hockey Sabres in Buffalo

Sent from my LG-H830 using Tapatalk
doug marrone*

forget your pills this morning?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: guinness77 on April 30, 2017, 08:54:57 AM
Marrone forced himself out of Buffalo more than that he got fired.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: sg3 on April 30, 2017, 08:55:48 AM
Apparantly someone farted.

Thank you, ignore function

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Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on April 30, 2017, 09:05:12 AM
my goal is to have sg3 ignore everyone on here so he ends up talking to himself....like in real life.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on April 30, 2017, 09:15:47 AM
my goal is to have sg3 ignore everyone on here so he ends up talking to himself....like in real life.

Not true, he has to talk to the orderly at the assisted living facility. Who else is going to change his adult diapers?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on April 30, 2017, 09:30:46 AM
I'm curious to know what ignore function sg3 is using, since it's turned off in the board functionality. 

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/3orif1xwbmwbNVF3RS/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on April 30, 2017, 09:35:47 AM
I'm curious to know what ignore function sg3 is using, since it's turned off in the board functionality. 

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/3orif1xwbmwbNVF3RS/giphy.gif)

He's obviously confused, he was probably sniffing Sy Cohen's farts.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: sg3 on April 30, 2017, 09:48:36 AM
Pretty simple really

If I see a post from MoronButtholeGreen I don't read it

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Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on April 30, 2017, 09:50:55 AM
Pretty simple really

If I see a post from MoronButtholeGreen I don't read it

Sent from my LG-H830 using Tapatalk



Is that what the voices tell you to do?

lol
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on April 30, 2017, 09:51:19 AM
Btw...the Bills fired their entire scouting staff as well as Whaley.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 30, 2017, 08:16:02 PM
Pretty simple really

If I see a post from MoronButtholeGreen I don't read it

Sent from my LG-H830 using Tapatalk



Sg3 1 MoronButtholeGreen 0
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: ukilledkenny on May 01, 2017, 07:51:41 AM
Name change is a must for that one hahaha
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on May 01, 2017, 08:04:03 AM
MoronButtholeGreen

Do it
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on May 01, 2017, 08:46:55 AM
Name change is a must for that one hahaha

change it to Starlord?


Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: ukilledkenny on May 01, 2017, 10:18:42 AM
change it to Starlord?



You know what to do, MoronButtholeGreen.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on May 01, 2017, 10:21:50 AM
MoronButtholeGreen

Do it
Will MoronButtholeGreen fit on a jersey?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on May 01, 2017, 10:53:20 AM
You know what to do, MoronButtholeGreen.

ban you for insubordination?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on May 01, 2017, 02:25:11 PM
Will MoronButtholeGreen fit on a jersey?
Leave off the Green, it's not as important as the rest of it.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on May 02, 2017, 06:05:57 PM
http://deadspin.com/two-fired-buffalo-gms-walk-into-a-bar-1794854476
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on July 26, 2017, 10:51:56 PM
Buffalo traded Cardale Jones to the Chargers for a conditional 7th. I know he's not proven anything yet, but I didn't think he was that worthless.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on July 26, 2017, 10:52:55 PM
Buffalo traded Cardale Jones to the Chargers for a conditional 7th. I know he's not proven anything yet, but I didn't think he was that worthless.

New staff.  They drafted Nathan "Bible Songs" Peterman. 

Anthony Lynn was actually with Jones in Buffalo and opted to trade for him, so he obviously thinks there's something there. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on July 26, 2017, 11:34:42 PM
New staff.  They drafted Nathan "Bible Songs" Peterman. 

Anthony Lynn was actually with Jones in Buffalo and opted to trade for him, so he obviously thinks there's something there. 

Not questioning Lynn's decision. I think he's shown enough to be worth considerably more than a conditional 7th.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on August 20, 2017, 11:02:02 PM
Anquan Boldin joined the Bills. Then the Bills traded away Watkins and Darby, and then Boldin decided to retire.

The AFCE is a race to the bottom this year.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Tommy on August 21, 2017, 06:30:28 AM
Anquan Boldin joined the Bills. Then the Bills traded away Watkins and Darby, and then Boldin decided to retire.

The AFCE is a race to the bottom this year.

This makes it even funnier:

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170821/0b87c407bb146f906c023e793ccfb85c.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on August 21, 2017, 12:06:31 PM
Anquan Boldin joined the Bills. Then the Bills traded away Watkins and Darby, and then Boldin decided to retire.

The AFCE is a race to the bottom this year.

New England has clinched the division, their entire season will be about the bye and home field.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 28, 2017, 12:16:04 PM
Bills trade Reggie Ragland to Chiefs for 2019 4th rounder.  Man, that is excrement value.
Bills and Jets are competing to see who can least compete.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on August 28, 2017, 12:27:01 PM
Bills trade Reggie Ragland to Chiefs for 2019 4th rounder.  Man, that is excrement value.
Bills and Jets are competing to see who can least compete.


the Bills have 2 first round picks next year....

tank competition is ON.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 28, 2017, 12:33:36 PM
Starting to think the current administration isn't a fan of Rex's picks. 

Quote
Schefter: Over past month, Bills now have traded LB Reggie Ragland, WR Sammy Watkins, CB Ronald Darby, QB Cardale Jones. Picks piling up in Buffalo.
Watkins wasn't his, but still.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on August 28, 2017, 12:37:46 PM
Corey Griffin‏ @CoreyGriffinNBC · 10m10 minutes ago 

Bills picked up extra 1st, 2nd, 3rd & 4th by trading vets. Jets got nothing for Marshall and Decker and refused to trade Sheldon for a 2nd.




might be time to light Duff's house on fire.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Jumbo on August 28, 2017, 12:59:16 PM
Corey Griffin‏ @CoreyGriffinNBC · 10m10 minutes ago 

Bills picked up extra 1st, 2nd, 3rd & 4th by trading vets. Jets got nothing for Marshall and Decker and refused to trade Sheldon for a 2nd.




might be time to light Duff's house on fire.

Ignoring the context where watkins is worth a shitton more than Marshall or Decker, they picked up an extra first by trading down 16 spots in the draft and picking up a much shittier player as a result. Not trading Sheldon was probably dumb though, but who knows if they actually had an offer for a 2nd
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 28, 2017, 01:03:33 PM
Corey Griffin‏ @CoreyGriffinNBC · 10m10 minutes ago 

Bills picked up extra 1st, 2nd, 3rd &amp; 4th by trading vets. Jets got nothing for Marshall and Decker and refused to trade Sheldon for a 2nd.




might be time to light Duff's house on fire.
Situations aren't comparable.  Can't judge Sheldon until we see what ultimately happens.  For all we know, he'll have 15 sacks and sign a monster deal with us in the off-season.  Or he'll have the same result as last year and Duff will look bad for not getting a 2nd.

The other players weren't going to get the Jets anywhere near the value that the Bills' players could. 

Kind of a dumb comparison.

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on August 28, 2017, 01:09:07 PM
Bills trade Reggie Ragland to Chiefs for 2019 4th rounder.  Man, that is excrement value.
Bills and Jets are competing to see who can least compete.


Ragland's basically a two down backer though who only makes sense in a 3-4. No one's running through him but he offers nothing in coverage and he's slow as freak. Bob Sutton is the DC in Kansas so he's probably running a pretty similar scheme to Rex's, and apparently the new guy in Buffalo is firmly wedded to his 4-3, so you can kind of see why this deal would make sense.

Hey, maybe they can get Super Mario back.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 28, 2017, 01:13:00 PM
Ragland's basically a two down backer though who only makes sense in a 3-4. No one's running through him but he offers nothing in coverage and he's slow as freak. Bob Sutton is the DC in Kansas so he's probably running a pretty similar scheme to Rex's, and apparently the new guy in Buffalo is firmly wedded to his 4-3, so you can kind of see why this deal would make sense.

Hey, maybe they can get Super Mario back.
Trading him makes sense, I just thought they'd get more than that for him.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: ukilledkenny on August 28, 2017, 01:25:56 PM
Corey Griffin‏ @CoreyGriffinNBC · 10m10 minutes ago 

Bills picked up extra 1st, 2nd, 3rd & 4th by trading vets. Jets got nothing for Marshall and Decker and refused to trade Sheldon for a 2nd.




might be time to light Duff's house on fire.

You do always jump the gun but with the Jets it's usually just being ahead of the curve.

We should have just done with this when he got here with all the cap space. It was a fun season but we didn't even make the playoffs that year.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on August 28, 2017, 02:12:28 PM
Corey Griffin‏ @CoreyGriffinNBC · 10m10 minutes ago 

Bills picked up extra 1st, 2nd, 3rd & 4th by trading vets. Jets got nothing for Marshall and Decker and refused to trade Sheldon for a 2nd.




might be time to light Duff's house on fire.

Sammy Watkins is a little more valuable than our old derriere receivers.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on August 28, 2017, 02:15:49 PM
Sheldon here will do us more good than whatever we would have gotten for him.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on August 28, 2017, 04:13:11 PM
Sheldon here will do us more good than whatever we would have gotten for him.

Were the worst team in the league in full rebuild mode. Richardson isn't doing excrement for us. Best case scenario now is he plays good enough for us to tag and trade him
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on August 28, 2017, 04:33:16 PM
Were the worst team in the league in full rebuild mode. Richardson isn't doing excrement for us. Best case scenario now is he plays good enough for us to tag and trade him

He's a good young player on a good young defense. Yeah, we should trade him for a draft pick who will get injured or cut.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on August 28, 2017, 04:39:01 PM
He's a good young player on a good young defense. Yeah, we should trade him for a draft pick who will get injured or cut.

Are you suggesting we spend close to 40 million a year keeping Wilkerson and Richardson with Leonard Williams soon to be due his own payday?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on August 28, 2017, 04:54:58 PM
Are you suggesting we spend close to 40 million a year keeping Wilkerson and Richardson with Leonard Williams soon to be due his own payday?

I'm suggesting we deal with that when we have to. Don't get rid of good players when you don't need to, things change all the time. Money isn't our problem right now, finding good players is.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 28, 2017, 04:56:42 PM
Are you suggesting we spend close to 40 million a year keeping Wilkerson and Richardson with Leonard Williams soon to be due his own payday?
It's conceivable that Richardson could outplay Mo and make the Jets consider whether Mo is worth it.  Not likely, but possible.  Injuries happen too.  Play out the year, see what happens.  Weird excrement happens sometimes.  No way they keep all 3 though.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on August 28, 2017, 04:57:37 PM
I'm suggesting we deal with that when we have to. Don't get rid of good players when you don't need to, things change all the time. Money isn't our problem right now, finding good players is.

But this is when we have to deal with that.

Either we give Richardson a monster contract with a freak ton of guaranteed money or we tag and trade him.

You can't easily trade a guy immediately after giving him a big contract without lots of issues arising
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 11, 2017, 03:15:55 PM
First place Bills.

Suckers.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 11, 2017, 06:49:27 PM
First place Bills.

Suckers.
Until Shady gets hurt.  Then it's a race to the bottom.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 12, 2017, 10:57:17 AM
Until Shady gets hurt.  Then it's a race to the bottom.

In which we're in the lead.

Watched the end of the USC game, I'm in.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Jumbo on October 27, 2017, 06:18:24 PM
The Bills traded Marcell Dareus to the Jags.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Jumbo on October 27, 2017, 06:19:36 PM
For a 6th
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 27, 2017, 06:26:34 PM
For a 6th
And getting rid of some of that excrement contract.  Not sure how much.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: insanity on October 28, 2017, 09:27:47 AM
The Bills traded Marcell Dareus to the Jags.

I don't know if he's still good, but if he is, it gives us clarity on two things

The value Duff got for Sheldon
How beastly the Jags defense is going to be
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 28, 2017, 09:46:22 AM
I don't know if he's still good, but if he is, it gives us clarity on two things

The value Duff got for Sheldon
How beastly the Jags defense is going to be

That guy in your avatar coached our JV offensive line in 2014.  He's like 6'5 300 and has a high pitched voice, but he is hilarious.

He played college football at Limestone but injured his back.  I'm pretty sure he's like a youth minister or some excrement now. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 26, 2018, 08:58:04 AM
@ScoutFantasy:<< BREAKING >> Our source confirms an offensive starter for the @BuffaloBills has unfortunately sustained a VERY serious injury and will be holding a press conference on Monday to announce. Tune in now to @SiriusXMFantasy AND @AdamRonis @DrRoto to discuss.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 26, 2018, 08:59:41 AM
I realize this tweet sounds fishy as hell, but go check the twitter account. Looks like a legit source and they’re backing up what they’re saying in following tweets.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 26, 2018, 09:01:06 AM
Before people ask, I don’t think it’s Shady, believe he was seen healthy at the pro bowl yesterday. Maybe he tore an acl playing dodgeball?

If there’s a press conference, it’s gotta be career ending, right?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 26, 2018, 09:02:10 AM
@VicCarucci:Can confirm there is an injury to a #Bills offensive player, per source. Working to confirm identity and severity.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 26, 2018, 09:03:18 AM
Source confirms multiple reports that #Bills offensive starter has suffered serious injury.  No identity given. @wgrz
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on January 26, 2018, 09:14:45 AM
I heard it was Ron Mexico.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on January 26, 2018, 09:32:51 AM
A Bills sideline reporter is backing it up as well.

I'm thinking it's Kelvin Benjamin, Charles Clay, or Cordy Glenn. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on January 26, 2018, 09:46:52 AM
The rumor I saw was Benjamin and the injury was career ending.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Laxin on January 26, 2018, 09:47:06 AM
Apparently not KB
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Laxin on January 26, 2018, 09:54:08 AM
Apparently Eric Wood:

@ScoutFantasy:
Our sources that have led us here have informed us it's a career ending neck injury and the player is former Louisville Cardinal and current @BuffaloBills center Eric Wood. Our heart goes out to him, his family and former and current teammates.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on January 26, 2018, 09:57:47 AM
well I was 1/2 right. Sucks for Wood best of luck to him in the future and to his health.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on January 27, 2018, 01:17:16 PM
with Wood retiring the Bills will probably use one of their 1st rd picks on Billy Price
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 13, 2018, 06:24:34 PM
Quote
From @AllbrightNFL:  "The #Bills have deliberately made known their interest in Josh Allen. Take that for what you will."

Also said same source made him aware of interest in Nate Peterman last year.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: d sw0rdz on March 13, 2018, 06:26:38 PM
it's fucken official, every team out there is using josh allen as a smokescreen, every single one of them
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Laxin on March 13, 2018, 06:38:58 PM


Please let the Bills trade up for Josh Allen. Please.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on March 13, 2018, 06:56:07 PM
Josh Allen is the reason we might get a franchise quarterback this year.  God bless his cannon arm. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on March 13, 2018, 06:59:04 PM
Josh Allen's big hands and mega cannon arm will allow him to throw only the deepest of interceptions in the swirling winds of Buffalo
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on March 13, 2018, 07:03:36 PM
Please let the Bills trade up for Josh Allen. Please.
Thoughts and prayers
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 13, 2018, 07:04:17 PM
Quote
Daniel Jeremiah just said on NFL Network he feels the Bills will move up to number 3 to take Josh Allen and then compared him to Cam Newton.....
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on March 13, 2018, 07:05:20 PM
Too good to be true
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on March 13, 2018, 07:10:04 PM
He played in cold weather in college so he'll be a hall of famer in Buffalo.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Ornstein on March 13, 2018, 07:10:59 PM
I actually think Josh Allen would be a really good fit in Buffalo. I have literally nothing to base this on aside from a gut feeling.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on March 13, 2018, 08:23:17 PM

Josh Allen is Cam Newton with a more sincere smile.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on March 13, 2018, 08:34:22 PM


Josh Allen is Cam Newton with Michael Cera's head

FYP
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on March 13, 2018, 09:43:01 PM
Josh Allen reminds me of Paul Dano as Frankenstein's monster. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on March 13, 2018, 09:44:26 PM
In all seriousness, I don't have any I'll will towards Allen unless he's in the AFC East.  He seems like a good kid, not his fault he's overhyped.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on March 20, 2018, 08:02:16 PM
Gat dayum Zay....

BILLS' ZAY JONES
INSANE NUDE, BLOODY ARREST
AFTER PENTHOUSE MELTDOWN

http://amp.tmz.com/2018/03/20/zay-jones-arrested-nude-smashed-window-vandalism-buffalo-bills-player?__twitter_impression=true
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on March 20, 2018, 08:06:18 PM
I kinda want to laugh but it's not really funny. The guy is clearly in a major state.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on March 20, 2018, 08:07:14 PM
Wtf
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on March 20, 2018, 08:07:50 PM
I kinda want to laugh but it's not really funny. The guy is clearly in a major state.
Yeah, I hope that's some crazy drugs like that synthetic weed and not just a guy who went nuts.  He wanted to jump out of a 30th floor window.  His brother likely saved his life.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on March 20, 2018, 08:12:33 PM
Didn't Chandler Jones do something crazy like this a few years ago?  Gotta be synthetic weed.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on March 20, 2018, 08:13:24 PM
Didn't Chandler Jones do something crazy like this a few years ago?  Gotta be synthetic weed.

Stripping naked is a not uncommon thing on meth, I think - it raises the body core temperature and the user thinks they're burning up.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on March 20, 2018, 08:14:18 PM
wow.

This is going to have some interesting repercussions in buffalo. They already don't have much on the outside and who knows how long Jones is going to be out.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: d sw0rdz on March 20, 2018, 08:44:09 PM
like others have already mentioned, it has to be due to k2, or meth, or pcp lol
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 20, 2018, 09:22:51 PM
Yikes
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on March 21, 2018, 12:19:23 AM
like others have already mentioned, it has to be due to k2, or meth, or pcp lol

Looks like a manic episode.  Could be drugs too, but I'm guessing there's more to the story. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 23, 2018, 06:55:14 AM
No charges, insufficient evidence.

Wut?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on March 23, 2018, 07:40:13 AM
No charges, insufficient evidence.

Wut?

What do you think he should be charged with?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 23, 2018, 07:57:52 AM
What do you think he should be charged with?

The felony vandalism that he was suspected of.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on March 23, 2018, 08:14:31 AM
The felony vandalism that he was suspected of.

They put him into a psychiatric care unit. No DA is going to look at simple property damage charges against someone having some form of breakdown, especially not when the individual has the financial wherewithal to make the necessary reparations.

mj2sexay is way better placed than me to answer, but I'm guessing that there's a distinct lack of provable mens rea here hence insufficient evidence.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on March 23, 2018, 08:21:52 AM
They put him into a psychiatric care unit. No DA is going to look at simple property damage charges against someone having some form of breakdown, especially not when the individual has the financial wherewithal to make the necessary reparations.

mj2sexay is way better placed than me to answer, but I'm guessing that there's a distinct lack of provable mens rea here hence insufficient evidence.

Were drugs ruled out yet?  I assume so since he is in a psych ward, but I don;t know if he's still there.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on April 02, 2018, 04:05:20 PM
http://www.newyorkupstate.com/buffalo-bills/index.ssf/2018/04/buffalo_bills_gm_brandon_beane_reportedly_trying_like_hell_to_trade_up_for_qb.html
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 02, 2018, 04:12:25 PM
http://www.newyorkupstate.com/buffalo-bills/index.ssf/2018/04/buffalo_bills_gm_brandon_beane_reportedly_trying_like_hell_to_trade_up_for_qb.html
It'll be fun to watch.  Like the article says, the Bills are going to have to trade up to 5-7 in order to get the Giants to bite at 2.  Giants aren't going all the way down to 12.

Duff really did make it tough for them by sneaking to 3 way ahead of time.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 02, 2018, 04:21:43 PM
It'll be fun to watch.  Like the article says, the Bills are going to have to trade up to 5-7 in order to get the Giants to bite at 2.  Giants aren't going all the way down to 12.

Duff really did make it tough for them by sneaking to 3 way ahead of time.

Maccagnan also played it smart for himself. Had the Jets not traded to 3, maybe the Bills would have by now.

It's really going to upset me if the Bills manage to get the second pick.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 02, 2018, 04:50:16 PM
Maccagnan also played it smart for himself. Had the Jets not traded to 3, maybe the Bills would have by now.

It's really going to upset me if the Bills manage to get the second pick.
I won't care at all if Rosen is available at 3.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on April 02, 2018, 05:10:14 PM
I won't care at all if Rosen is available at 3.

If you asked me which is the better deal

Rosen for 3 2nds

or

Darnold for 3 1s and 2 2s

I'd go Rosen every time before the draft.

Now if Darnold becomes a HOF'er and Rosen doesn't hindsight would point out I am very wrong.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 02, 2018, 05:18:22 PM
If you asked me which is the better deal

Rosen for 3 2nds

or

Darnold for 3 1s and 2 2s

I'd go Rosen every time before the draft.

Now if Darnold becomes a HOF'er and Rosen doesn't hindsight would point out I am very wrong.
Jesus, I think Darnold's Mom wouldn't pick him in that scenario. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on April 02, 2018, 08:16:22 PM
Jesus, I think Darnold's Mom wouldn't pick him in that scenario. 

Does anyone think that if the Bills have to move up to #2 they get out for any cheaper than that? Because I dont
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on April 02, 2018, 08:19:02 PM
Does anyone think that if the Bills have to move up to #2 they get out for any cheaper than that? Because I dont
I think the only real threat to go to #2 are the broncos
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 02, 2018, 08:27:50 PM
Does anyone think that if the Bills have to move up to #2 they get out for any cheaper than that? Because I dont
Sorry, I thought you were talking about the Jets only.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 02, 2018, 08:32:03 PM
I think the only real threat to go to #2 are the broncos
I think so.  Not many people are talking about the Broncos moving up because they signed Keenum, but it's a short deal and they are probably thinking the same thing as he Giants, that they won't get many shots to be this high in the draft.  Case Keenum isn't a franchise QB.

Then again, they can't be too thrilled about giving up at least a first rounder.  Its a perfect trade for the Giants unless they want a QB.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on April 02, 2018, 08:34:54 PM
I think the only real threat to go to #2 are the broncos

It's funny how it takes a couple of weeks for people to go from "SHUT THE freak UP DICKHEAD ENGLISH YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE freak YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT" to "hey, my view is this thing that JE said a couple of weeks ago".
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on April 02, 2018, 08:37:03 PM
It's funny how it takes a couple of weeks for people to go from "SHUT THE freak UP DICKHEAD ENGLISH YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE freak YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT" to "hey, my view is this thing that JE said a couple of weeks ago".
Nobody pays attention to your posts though.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on April 02, 2018, 08:41:51 PM
Nobody pays attention to your posts though.

You pay enough attention to them to tell me why I'm wrong before you start parroting me a few days later.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on April 02, 2018, 08:46:25 PM
I think so.  Not many people are talking about the Broncos moving up because they signed Keenum, but it's a short deal and they are probably thinking the same thing as he Giants, that they won't get many shots to be this high in the draft.  Case Keenum isn't a franchise QB.

You know, I'm not sure. I've changed my mind a bit on Keenum, he's still only 29. I don't think he's ever going to be a franchise guy, but he's a safe, sensible veteran who I think can be a solid starter. He's not going to set hearts aflutter, but if he's your starter I don't think you're going to give up the moon on a stick to get his replacement.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on April 02, 2018, 09:03:02 PM
You pay enough attention to them to tell me why I'm wrong before you start parroting me a few days later.
Lies
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on April 02, 2018, 09:43:19 PM
http://www.newyorkupstate.com/buffalo-bills/index.ssf/2018/04/buffalo_bills_gm_brandon_beane_reportedly_trying_like_hell_to_trade_up_for_qb.html
You know, I'm not sure. I've changed my mind a bit on Keenum, he's still only 29. I don't think he's ever going to be a franchise guy, but he's a safe, sensible veteran who I think can be a solid starter. He's not going to set hearts aflutter, but if he's your starter I don't think you're going to give up the moon on a stick to get his replacement.
SHUT THE freak UP DICKHEAD ENGLISH YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE freak YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 03, 2018, 10:39:46 AM
I won't care at all if Rosen is available at 3.

You'll care if the Browns take Barkley, and the Bills take Darnold at #2.

It's funny how it takes a couple of weeks for people to go from "SHUT THE freak UP DICKHEAD ENGLISH YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE freak YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT" to "hey, my view is this thing that JE said a couple of weeks ago".

Don't worry. I still think you're wrong.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 03, 2018, 11:01:16 AM
You'll care if the Browns take Barkley, and the Bills take Darnold at #2.

Not really as long as we get our guy.  I'd rather that happen than us getting Mayfield or Allen while the Bills get no QB.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 03, 2018, 11:03:25 AM
Not really as long as we get our guy.  I'd rather that happen than us getting Mayfield or Allen while the Bills get no QB.

I guess that's fair. I don't think I agree, but I understand the POV.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on April 03, 2018, 11:46:04 AM
Maccagnan also played it smart for himself. Had the Jets not traded to 3, maybe the Bills would have by now.

It's really going to upset me if the Bills manage to get the second pick.

I've come around on Rosen, so the Bills can do whatever the freak they want, Rosen, Mayfield, or Darnold will be there for us.  In fact, I'd kinda prefer them mortgaging their future rather than letting a high value target fall in their laps. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 03, 2018, 12:29:53 PM
I've come around on Rosen, so the Bills can do whatever the freak they want, Rosen, Mayfield, or Darnold will be there for us.  In fact, I'd kinda prefer them mortgaging their future rather than letting a high value target fall in their laps. 

You are a lot more confident than me.  I still think it's 50/50 that Darnold and Rosen go 1/2.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on April 03, 2018, 12:33:53 PM
You are a lot more confident than me.  I still think it's 50/50 that Darnold and Rosen go 1/2.

Yeah I'm cool with that, as long as Allen doesn't go 3. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 03, 2018, 12:51:45 PM
I've come around on Rosen, so the Bills can do whatever the freak they want, Rosen, Mayfield, or Darnold will be there for us.  In fact, I'd kinda prefer them mortgaging their future rather than letting a high value target fall in their laps. 

I don't agree.

I'll be happy if the Jets wind up with Darnold, Rosen, or Mayfield. But I'll be unhappy if regardless of the Jets pick, the Bills wind up with Darnold.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on April 03, 2018, 05:04:35 PM
I don't agree.

I'll be happy if the Jets wind up with Darnold, Rosen, or Mayfield. But I'll be unhappy if regardless of the Jets pick, the Bills wind up with Darnold.

I asked Bo this question the other day,

If the Jets traded 3 #2s for Rosen and the bills traded 3 #1s and 2 #2s to get Darnold, which team is better off the minute TC starts in July?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on April 03, 2018, 05:07:44 PM
I asked Bo this question the other day,

If the Jets traded 3 #2s for Rosen and the bills traded 3 #1s and 2 #2s to get Darnold, which team is better off the minute TC starts in July?

It's still not a fair question though, just as it wasn't the other day. The Jets are trading a #1 as well, and a far more valuable one than any of the ones the Bills are giving up.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on April 03, 2018, 05:20:47 PM
It's still not a fair question though, just as it wasn't the other day. The Jets are trading a #1 as well, and a far more valuable one than any of the ones the Bills are giving up.

You are correct, I should have said 2 #1s for the bills, the reason I left off the 1 for the Jets was because we are using that #1 on Rosen, and in the same way, one of the 3 1s the bills would trade to get up to #2 would be used on Darnold.

The reason we had to pay less to get Rosen is because our #1 was that much higher. At the end of the day all we can do is count the amount of draft picks that the teams would pay up to get the guy they wanted. In the end it's because it is how many more draft picks those teams would have to build around those young QBs.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 04, 2018, 11:25:55 AM
The only thing that matters is how those picks work out. It doesn't matter how many picks you gave up if you draft the next great QB.

We've seen what an elite QB in the division can do to the team's playoff chances. The Patriots could pick 21 of us, put us in pads, and still win games. I don't want the Bills getting a good QB.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 10, 2018, 09:40:31 AM
Richie Incognito retiring.   Weird.  Fired his agent a few days ago to go in a different direction.  Now retiring.

Vic Carucci: 

@68INCOGNITO just told me the following: "I'm, done. That's it. It's been a long career. Went to the doctor. My liver and kidneys are shutting down. The stress is killing me. It's just about doing what's right. I just want to be in the Hall of Fame." Full story to come.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on April 10, 2018, 10:10:12 AM
"I just want to be in the Hall of Fame."

Yeah, Richie, about that. Don't worry about blocking out your calendar for five years from now.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 10, 2018, 10:11:11 AM
Even his internal organs hate him.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 10, 2018, 10:57:45 AM
Were the bills counting on him as a starter?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but this offseason they lost:

Eric Wood - retirement/injury
Cordy Glenn - trade
Incognito - retirement/injury

Have they replaced any of them?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on April 10, 2018, 11:15:21 AM
Were the bills counting on him as a starter?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but this offseason they lost:

Eric Wood - retirement/injury
Cordy Glenn - trade
Incognito - retirement/injury

Have they replaced any of them?

They've got a couple of younger players coming through and they signed a couple of JAGs, but it's certainly a weakened unit now. I would reckon this will reduce their desire to give up a huge mount to get into the top five, partly because they've got more holes to fill and partly because they're less able to protect a new QB.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Laxin on April 10, 2018, 09:33:44 PM
They've got a couple of younger players coming through and they signed a couple of JAGs, but it's certainly a weakened unit now. I would reckon this will reduce their desire to give up a huge mount to get into the top five, partly because they've got more holes to fill and partly because they're less able to protect a new QB.

RIP McCarron
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 26, 2018, 10:21:29 PM
(http://i65.tinypic.com/5wxw28.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 26, 2018, 10:22:09 PM
Haha.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Ornstein on April 27, 2018, 08:17:33 PM
I hope both Allen and Darnold become franchise qb's.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on April 28, 2018, 01:31:42 PM
https://twitter.com/ConnorAllenNFL/status/990234755970093056
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 30, 2018, 09:25:30 AM
I hope both Allen and Darnold become franchise qb's.

I hope Darnold becomes a franchise QB. I hope Allen cripples his.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on April 30, 2018, 08:32:18 PM
I hope both Allen and Darnold become franchise qb's.

...Why?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 30, 2018, 08:53:58 PM
He’s saying that he hopes Allen is on the Bills for a long time because he isn’t good
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 30, 2018, 08:56:42 PM
I hope Allen makes a racist joke in the huddle and sucks worse than EJ Manuel.  I hope they all suck except Darnold.  I want the Jets to have made the right choice at QB for a change.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Ornstein on May 03, 2018, 09:13:55 PM
...Why?

It's a lot more fun beating teams with legit QB's
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on May 03, 2018, 09:19:18 PM
It's a lot more fun beating teams with legit QB's

Which is why so many fans wish they had Tom Brady in their team's division
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Ornstein on May 03, 2018, 09:22:59 PM
Which is why so many fans wish they had Tom Brady in their team's division

Most teams have someone that's at the very least as good or a step just below him in their division.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on May 03, 2018, 09:49:15 PM
Most teams have someone that's at the very least as good or a step just below him in their division.

And do the fans hope their divisional rivals get someone else like him ?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 05, 2018, 09:31:41 AM
Quote
@ProFootballTalk:Bills tried to trade up with Browns, Broncos before getting Josh Allen at No. 7
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on May 05, 2018, 09:39:49 AM
Damn, I wish they traded up with Cleveland to pick Allen at 4.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: casman02 on May 05, 2018, 11:58:44 AM
Yeah, this is more of a lol at the Browns for not accepting. Not having to trade up to 4 also allowed them to get Edwards
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on May 14, 2018, 10:41:51 AM
Quote
JoeBuscaglia:  #Bills QB Josh Allen on his high energy today: “High fiving and slapping butts. That’s what we do around here.”
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: insanity on May 14, 2018, 12:21:17 PM


Yep, that wouldn't have worked in this market.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on May 23, 2018, 02:14:57 PM
Rototurd:

Free agent OG Richie Incognito was involved in an altercation at a Florida gym on Wednesday and is being held by police for an involuntary psychiatric evaluation.

It's called the Baker Act, which is an involuntary mental evaluation. Incognito allegedly threw a dumbbell at another man in a Boca Raton gym this morning "for no apparent reason" after first throwing a tennis ball at the gym-goer. Incognito was allegedly "rambling about the government and screaming at the other man to 'get off my f*cking playground'." This is the second time Incognito has been held under the Baker Act, with the first coming in 2014. Incognito is a free agent after being released by the Bills this week. He had planned to continue his career.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on May 23, 2018, 03:16:13 PM
Short odds that they find that dude swinging from a rafter in his garage within the next few years.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 10, 2018, 11:07:19 AM
https://twitter.com/balleralert/status/1016699362720862210
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on July 10, 2018, 11:14:49 AM
https://twitter.com/balleralert/status/1016699362720862210

On one hand, innocent until proven guilty.  On the other, someone beat her up bad.  Another day, we'll address the fact that someone named her Delicia.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on July 10, 2018, 11:28:33 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlDrodGBN6v/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=5ncu4ztyr5fa

Said he didn't do it and hasn't had contact with them in months.  Who knows....
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on July 10, 2018, 12:42:30 PM
On one hand, innocent until proven guilty.  On the other, someone beat her up bad.  Another day, we'll address the fact that someone named her Delicia.
#DeliciaTits
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on July 10, 2018, 12:52:58 PM
More information:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10155374405366836&set=a.10150165816576836.302485.625181835&type=3&theater

And more still:

http://www.tmz.com/2018/07/10/lesean-mccoy-investiagtion-domestic-violence-attack/

Doesn't look good for McCoy at this stage. Self help eviction taken to an extreme level?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: guinness77 on July 10, 2018, 01:15:00 PM
The picture is horrific.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Pope on July 10, 2018, 03:53:28 PM
McCoy probably not playing another snap in the NFL, assuming he’s guilty
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 10, 2018, 10:31:26 PM
Quote
Attorneys for the victim, Delicia Cordon, released a statement to multiple media outlets Tuesday evening saying Cordon was sleeping in the home when a male assailant entered the house early Tuesday and demanded "specific items of jewelry" that she had been given by McCoy. There were no signs of forced entry, the attorneys said.

The attorneys' statement alleges the man bruised Cordon's wrists in an attempt to remove a bracelet and also struck her in the head with a firearm. The statement also alleges that McCoy previously made comments to Cordon that she could be robbed because the jewelry was expensive.

Court records in Fulton County, Georgia show McCoy had been attempting since last July to evict Cordon from the home. A hearing was scheduled for Tuesday in the case, but it was rescheduled to Aug. 14 because of an emergency in Cordon's attorney's family.

The attorneys' statement also alleged that on June 1, when McCoy was participating in practice for the Bills and Cordon was out of town, McCoy directed "his family, friends and laborers" to remove Cordon's furniture from the home in an attempt to evict her while she was out of town. The statement also alleges McCoy changed the house's alarm system and removed security cameras previously accessed by Cordon.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on August 17, 2018, 09:57:33 PM
AJ McCarron broke his collarbone tonight.

Peterman/Allen time
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 18, 2018, 12:19:48 AM
Nathan Peterman does my taxes and is a nerdy sidekick in a 90s high school sitcom.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 18, 2018, 12:22:20 AM
Also hopefully this forces Josh Allen to play too early and he is forever launching 80 yard bombs overthrown by 20 yards and hitting reporters in the head on the sidelines.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Andrew Ryan on August 20, 2018, 07:09:50 PM
I think the Bills are making a grave mistake, setting this guy up to start from week 1.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on August 22, 2018, 11:56:00 AM
I think the Bills are making a grave mistake, setting this guy up to start from week 1.

#FireRex  #FireMBGreen
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Andrew Ryan on August 26, 2018, 04:26:25 PM
Josh Allen looked pretty miserable today, although his offensive line did him no favors.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Andrew Ryan on August 26, 2018, 04:33:48 PM
https://twitter.com/pff_gordon/status/1033822167484559360?s=21
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on August 26, 2018, 04:46:18 PM
Vlad Ducasse might be their best lineman.   I love it.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Andrew Ryan on August 26, 2018, 04:47:42 PM
Looks like Allen's being evaluated for a concussion. He took 5 sacks today. His o-line's going to get him killed.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on August 26, 2018, 08:53:57 PM
Vlad Ducasse might be their best lineman.   I love it.
Trying to avoid it but at least once a year we hype ourselves up for at least one game where we expect our D to feast on a banged up OL and then we only get 1 or 0 sacks.

Sent from my LM-G710VM using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 03, 2018, 07:29:43 AM
Schefty:  Nathan Peterman has been named the Bills starting quarterback.

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180903/c192e90c4d6d94a8dbe0ac78fea628ce.gif)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 03, 2018, 08:00:59 AM
Who has the Ravens defense in friars?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Pope on September 03, 2018, 08:07:41 AM
IATA i think
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 03, 2018, 09:24:21 AM
Ravens defense is one of the best in the league.  What are the Bills gonna do when Peterman shits his pants and Allen has to come in and get intercepted 50 times.  I'm not going to knock them picking Allen, but they need an older vet that can at least not be embarrassing.  I'm guessing they will sign one soon.  I'm surprised McCarron didn't work out.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 04, 2018, 09:28:56 AM
https://twitter.com/buffalobills/status/1036657573431144452?s=19

So tough.  So exciting.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 04, 2018, 10:59:19 AM
He has the face of a bad QB.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 09, 2018, 02:25:03 PM
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/xT39DfijnPhLm7RYw8/giphy.gif)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xT39D9xsA7sRUqUDu0/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 09, 2018, 03:18:22 PM
Nathan Peterman is trending on Twitter.

 https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Nathan%20Peterman%22&amp;s=09
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 09, 2018, 04:03:27 PM
Nathan Peterman is trending on Twitter.

With these gems it's easy to see why:

https://twitter.com/sung_minkim/status/1038855329247780864?s=20
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 09, 2018, 04:05:40 PM
We should thank Peterman. He was the only thing standing in the way of Allen getting murdered behind that offensive line.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 12, 2018, 10:03:30 AM
Peterman benched, Allen to start against the Chargers.  I hope the Chargers are pissed from their shitty week 1 performance and lay the wood to him.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 12, 2018, 10:34:15 AM
https://twitter.com/insider_bills/status/982345614997508097?s=21
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 12, 2018, 10:51:25 AM
The Josh Allen era begins. My body is ready.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 12, 2018, 10:51:35 AM
Quote
How Bills attacked QB spot:
1) Trade Tyrod
2) Sign McCarron
3) Trade up for QB
4) Draft Allen
6) Trade McCarron for 6th
7) Start Peterman

How Jets attacked QB position:
1) Re-Sign McCown
2) Sign Teddy
3) Trade up in March
4) Draft Darnold
5) Trade Teddy for 3rd
6) Start Darnold
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on September 12, 2018, 03:52:32 PM
https://twitter.com/insider_bills/status/982345614997508097?s=21

That’s been out for a while. Honestly if Cleveland had taken Chubb, Denver would have taken that deal and it would have been infinitely better for us. I think Edmunds is going to be a solid guy, I’d rather they had blown their entire load for Allen as opposed to only half of it.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 14, 2018, 02:40:39 PM
https://www.wgrz.com/article/sports/nfl/bills/ecso-no-table-slamming-will-be-permitted-at-bills-games/71-594351906

End of an era.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on September 14, 2018, 03:48:46 PM
https://www.wgrz.com/article/sports/nfl/bills/ecso-no-table-slamming-will-be-permitted-at-bills-games/71-594351906

End of an era.

These people voluntarily wear zubaz and hurl themselves onto disposable furniture that may or may not be on fire.  They cannot be ruled. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on September 14, 2018, 11:44:59 PM
These people voluntarily wear zubaz and hurl themselves onto disposable furniture that may or may not be on fire.  They cannot be ruled. 


They're all Hobbes ?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 14, 2018, 11:55:41 PM
They're all freaking idiots and they need to grow the freak up.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 16, 2018, 03:51:28 PM
https://twitter.com/mikerodak/status/1041427285788839940
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 16, 2018, 03:59:28 PM
https://twitter.com/mikerodak/status/1041427285788839940
Lol.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on September 16, 2018, 04:00:18 PM
Hahaha
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 16, 2018, 04:01:29 PM
It's a a hoo-ha move, but I can't 100% say it was stupid.  Especially if he was thinking about it soon anyway.  Why kill yourself to have a losing season.  Still a shitty move.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: guinness77 on September 16, 2018, 04:19:11 PM
It's a a hoo-ha move, but I can't 100% say it was stupid.  Especially if he was thinking about it soon anyway.  Why kill yourself to have a losing season.  Still a shitty move.
Can you imagine being on his team? What happened to Vontae? Uh, I heard he retired. Um...wut?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 16, 2018, 04:34:53 PM
He should be commended for prioritizing his health over the cause of the Bills.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 16, 2018, 04:37:52 PM
He should be commended for prioritizing his health over the cause of the Bills.
Exactly.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 16, 2018, 05:01:27 PM
Can you imagine being on his team? What happened to Vontae? Uh, I heard he retired. Um...wut?

https://twitter.com/sportscenter/status/1041437394552147968
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on September 16, 2018, 05:03:15 PM
Once table slamming was outlawed, VD knew it was time to hand up the spurs. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 16, 2018, 05:11:37 PM
I'm just gonna lol because this usually happens to us.  I'm enjoying it.  Feel a little bad for Josh Allen, but then I don't.  (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180916/68c59722404b2745252617268e6a7e2f.gif)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 17, 2018, 12:55:06 PM
Seen a lot of guys quit on a game, never seen one retire at halftime.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 17, 2018, 07:44:42 PM
https://twitter.com/ArianFoster/status/1041773429358243840?s=19
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 14, 2018, 11:03:27 AM
Quote
JennaCottrell:  #Bills Josh Allen just asked Kelvin Benjamin if he wanted to work on routes pregame during warm ups.
 
Kelvin’s answer: No

lmao
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on October 14, 2018, 11:32:06 AM
^ lol wow
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: insanity on October 14, 2018, 12:02:42 PM
Wait what?  That has to be half a quote.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Pope on October 14, 2018, 12:29:00 PM
It’s Kelvin Benjamin I believe it
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on October 14, 2018, 03:23:25 PM
Only took the Bills six weeks to ruin their rookie quarterback.  You gotta admire the efficiency. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on October 14, 2018, 03:50:39 PM
Only took the Bills six weeks to ruin their rookie quarterback.  You gotta admire the efficiency.
And their backup was already pre-ruined which saved them some effort.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 14, 2018, 05:38:29 PM
Quote
Peterman: “At the end of day I know where my true identity lies: in Christ. ... Being a child of God, basically. Not finding my identity in football. Just trying to find it in who I really am. I love this game and put everything I have into this game, but can’t let it define me”
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 14, 2018, 05:57:24 PM
I told you guys that bundle of sticks would suck when he said he listened to Christian rock before games.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: d sw0rdz on October 14, 2018, 08:12:09 PM
Wait what?  That has to be half a quote.

have you ever heard kelvin benjamin speak? this is a guy that blamed the lack of success in his career on one of the best QBs in the league in cam newton, and then said he'd rather play with a guy like eli than with cam. eli, the guy single handedly holding back what should be an absolutely stacked offensive output from the giants. then he punked out when cam came up to his man to man on the field to talk about his grievances

file kelvin benjamin in the 'dumb hoodrat/fuckboy' category. josh allen can do everything he can to make the allen-benjamin connection work despite benjamin's excrement, and benjamin's the type of dude that would still blame his lack of success on allen
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on October 14, 2018, 08:22:18 PM
have you ever heard kelvin benjamin speak? this is a guy that blamed the lack of success in his career on one of the best QBs in the league in cam newton, and then said he'd rather play with a guy like eli than with cam. eli, the guy single handedly holding back what should be an absolutely stacked offensive output from the giants. then he punked out when cam came up to his man to man on the field to talk about his grievances

file kelvin benjamin in the 'dumb hoodrat/fuckboy' category. josh allen can do everything he can to make the allen-benjamin connection work despite benjamin's excrement, and benjamin's the type of dude that would still blame his lack of success on allen

To be fair to Eli that OL is freaking awful.

But freak Benjamin. What he said about Cam that got him traded is hilarious and only made sense that the dumbass Bills would be the ones taking him.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on October 14, 2018, 10:23:02 PM
Kelvin Benjamin is really Dwayne Bowe in a fat suit. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 16, 2018, 09:13:31 AM
ESPN reporting that Allen may be out for a few weeks.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 16, 2018, 09:45:26 AM
ESPN reporting that Allen may be out for a few weeks.

He took a bad hit on that elbow.

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 16, 2018, 09:47:52 AM
He took a bad hit on that elbow.
There's actually someone on Twitter suggesting it's a potential TJ.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 16, 2018, 10:12:21 AM
There's actually someone on Twitter suggesting it's a potential TJ.

He’ll be able to throw the ball 90 mph upon return and still unable to hit a single receiver in stride
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 16, 2018, 10:52:18 AM
There's actually someone on Twitter suggesting it's a potential TJ.

I saw some posts that there is a tear, but not a full one. I have no idea how reliable that info is though.

I also have no idea how that affects a QB. We see baseball players, including pitchers, keep throwing with partial tears, but there's no contact like with football. I guess he could play till it blows out, but if that happens in December, he loses all of next year too.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 16, 2018, 12:09:16 PM
The clip of the team doc doing the UCL test on Allen says a lot.

He pulled on Allen’s thumb and he collapsed to his knees.

He’s either a hoo-ha or his elbow is truly fucked.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: mj2sexay on October 16, 2018, 12:12:17 PM
have you ever heard kelvin benjamin speak? this is a guy that blamed the lack of success in his career on one of the best QBs in the league in cam newton, and then said he'd rather play with a guy like eli than with cam. eli, the guy single handedly holding back what should be an absolutely stacked offensive output from the giants. then he punked out when cam came up to his man to man on the field to talk about his grievances

file kelvin benjamin in the 'dumb hoodrat/fuckboy' category. josh allen can do everything he can to make the allen-benjamin connection work despite benjamin's excrement, and benjamin's the type of dude that would still blame his lack of success on allen

You don't know what you're talking about, confirmed.

Good time to have the under 6.5 for the Bills win total. Just wish I threw more on it.

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 16, 2018, 12:14:39 PM
^^Damn, I haven't seen that video.

I don't care if it's a division rival, I never want to see a guy blow out his elbow or his knee.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: d sw0rdz on October 16, 2018, 02:06:38 PM
You don't know what you're talking about, confirmed.

Good time to have the under 6.5 for the Bills win total. Just wish I threw more on it.



do not speak to me
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: mj2sexay on October 16, 2018, 03:59:28 PM
do not speak to me

HAHAHAHAHA thanks.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 17, 2018, 11:34:12 AM
Derek Anderson: Bills starting QB.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 17, 2018, 12:14:07 PM
Really wish they stuck with Peterman
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 18, 2018, 01:11:32 PM
#Bills QB timeline:

Mar 9: Tyrod traded
Mar 14: Sign McCarron
Apr 26: Draft Josh Allen
Sep 1: McCarron traded
Sep 3: Peterman named starter
Sep 12: Peterman benched, Allen in
Oct 9: Sign Derek Anderson
Oct 14: Allen gets hurt, Peterman blows game
Oct 17: Anderson named starter
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 18, 2018, 02:00:25 PM
In all the lolTeamXYZ threads, I'm not sure any are as fitting as lolBills.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on October 18, 2018, 07:56:27 PM
I'm surprised the Bills haven't signed Geno or Sanchez at this point
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 26, 2018, 03:09:11 PM
Through seven games the Bills have a total of 3 passing TDs.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 26, 2018, 03:48:53 PM
Through seven games the Bills have a total of 3 passing TDs.

By the time we play them they'll no doubt be the greatest show on turf.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 31, 2018, 11:57:41 AM
Signed Matt Barkley as backup for Nathan Peterman.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 31, 2018, 02:45:56 PM
Please let us face Peterman in 2 weeks. Please
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 31, 2018, 03:03:06 PM
Please let us face Peterman in 2 weeks. Please

Will the Jets losing to him be less embarrassing than losing to Derek Anderson or Matt Barkley?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 31, 2018, 03:26:13 PM
Signed Matt Barkley as backup for Nathan Peterman.

Matt Barkley is my Madden QB
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: insanity on October 31, 2018, 04:01:25 PM
Matt Barkley is my Madden QB

Cool story bro
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 31, 2018, 04:29:58 PM
Best case scenario we split with Buffalo. Best case.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on October 31, 2018, 05:54:55 PM
Best case scenario we split with Buffalo. Best case.
If we lose to peterman, i don’t want Bowles fired.....I want him executed.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on October 31, 2018, 06:04:38 PM
If we lose to peterman, i don’t want Bowles fired.....I want him executed.

Actually if you want him gone maybe you do want us to lose to peterman
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on November 01, 2018, 07:43:27 AM
Actually if you want him gone maybe you do want us to lose to peterman

i want to win...all the time. We have our franchise QB now, tanking isn't required.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on November 01, 2018, 07:56:18 AM
i want to win...all the time. We have our franchise QB now, tanking isn't required.

But I think we both agree, Bowles won't win big here. Sometimes you have to lose a little to win long term.

If we drop a game or two against the bills to be done with Bowles so we can win a ton over the next decade, then I'd be ok with that.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on November 01, 2018, 08:21:46 AM
But I think we both agree, Bowles won't win big here. Sometimes you have to lose a little to win long term.

If we drop a game or two against the bills to be done with Bowles so we can win a ton over the next decade, then I'd be ok with that.


You know my feelings on Bowles.  I didn't like the hire to begin with, but i digress.  I wanted to give him 2 or 3 seasons to prove me wrong. He didn't.

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 01, 2018, 08:42:18 AM
If Bowles can beat Peterman, does he get to pick his next GM? MY COLUMN:
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on November 01, 2018, 08:47:47 AM
If Bowles can beat Peterman, does he get to pick his next GM? MY COLUMN:

he'll be annointed as the Toddfather
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 11, 2018, 02:41:26 AM
Bills fans start GoFundMe campaign to pay Peterman to retire. (https://www.si.com/nfl/2018/11/07/buffalo-bills-fans-think-nathan-peterman-should-retire-set-go-fund-me)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on November 12, 2018, 07:25:02 PM
Bills released Peterman.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 12, 2018, 07:47:47 PM
Bills released Peterman.

SBTG
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on November 12, 2018, 08:22:58 PM
SBTG
This might be the first one where I'm not sure.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 12, 2018, 08:49:43 PM
This might be the first one where I'm not sure.

Hackenberg killed that joke
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on November 13, 2018, 11:14:14 AM
Hackenberg killed that joke
He technically wasn't worse than Geno since he made zero impact on the team.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 13, 2018, 07:34:35 PM
He technically wasn't worse than Geno since he made zero impact on the team.

Never Forget - 12/28/14
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on November 14, 2018, 08:43:45 AM
Released Pryor. Amazing how many teams seem to screw up not realising what a good player he is.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on November 14, 2018, 08:56:36 AM
Released Pryor. Amazing how many teams seem to screw up not realising what a good player he is.

his effort level and route running stinks. 


But he's still better than Andre Roberts.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 14, 2018, 12:07:01 PM
Released Pryor. Amazing how many teams seem to screw up not realising what a good player he is.

It’s funny until you realize We are one of those teams and he was arguably Duff’s best signing for the offense in a offseason with $90 mill in cap room
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: casman02 on December 23, 2018, 12:44:17 PM
https://twitter.com/seanjwagner/status/1076910929713946624
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on December 23, 2018, 03:43:57 PM
https://twitter.com/seanjwagner/status/1076910929713946624

Eeee-yup.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 03, 2019, 08:10:30 AM
With the addition of Quinton Spain on Wednesday, the Bills have now added six offensive lineman this offseason — with the draft yet to come:

Spain
Spencer Long
Mitch Morse
Ty Nsekhe
Jon Feliciano
LaAdrian Waddle
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on April 03, 2019, 10:38:10 AM
With the addition of Quinton Spain on Wednesday, the Bills have now added six offensive lineman this offseason — with the draft yet to come:

Spain
Spencer Long
Mitch Morse
Ty Nsekhe
Jon Feliciano
LaAdrian Waddle

Only one guy of real consequence. How many of those guys should be depth players but might start in buffalo? If they choose not to draft lineman because of these guys that’s great for us. If they do, how many of these guys will get cut?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: mj2sexay on January 07, 2020, 02:25:03 PM
Bills sign Kaare Vedvik to a futures deal.

Wasn't bad enough he basically gifted them a win in the opener, watch him actually go be a functional punter over there.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 07, 2020, 02:37:16 PM
Bills sign Kaare Vedvik to a futures deal.

Wasn't bad enough he basically gifted them a win in the opener, watch him actually go be a functional punter over there.

Brian Costello

@BrianCoz

He already won them a game

Quote
Quote Tweet

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter
 · 34m
Bills signed K/P Kaare Vedvik to a futures contract.
3:02 PM · Jan 7, 2020
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 28, 2020, 05:31:42 PM
Live visualization of the Bill’s window to win the next few years with a playoff caliber team but Josh Allen as their QB:

https://twitter.com/rentonskagboy/status/1222171188614615046?s=21
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 09, 2020, 07:44:55 AM
Bills agree to 1 year deal with Josh Norman.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001105556/article/buffalo-bills-cb-josh-norman-agree-to-oneyear-deal%3fnetworkId=4595&site=.news&zone=story&zoneUrl=url%253Dstory&zoneKeys=s1%253Dstory&env=&pageKeyValues=prtnr%253Daround-the-league%253Bteam%253Dbuf%253Bteam%253Dwas%253Bconf%253Dafc%253Bconf%253Dnfc%253Bdvsn%253Dace%253Bdvsn%253Dnce%253Bplyr%253Djoshua_norman&p.ct=Around%2bthe%2bNFL&p.adsm=true&p.tcm=%2523fff&p.bgc1m=%25230964bf&p.bgc2m=%2523053a74&sr=amp (https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001105556/article/buffalo-bills-cb-josh-norman-agree-to-oneyear-deal%3fnetworkId=4595&site=.news&zone=story&zoneUrl=url%253Dstory&zoneKeys=s1%253Dstory&env=&pageKeyValues=prtnr%253Daround-the-league%253Bteam%253Dbuf%253Bteam%253Dwas%253Bconf%253Dafc%253Bconf%253Dnfc%253Bdvsn%253Dace%253Bdvsn%253Dnce%253Bplyr%253Djoshua_norman&p.ct=Around%2bthe%2bNFL&p.adsm=true&p.tcm=%2523fff&p.bgc1m=%25230964bf&p.bgc2m=%2523053a74&sr=amp)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on March 09, 2020, 07:51:26 AM
Good, he's garbage now.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 16, 2020, 09:35:23 PM
Stefon Diggs to the Bills. Wow. He will love Josh Allen throwing it over his head.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on March 16, 2020, 09:36:58 PM
Stefon Diggs to the Bills. Wow. He will love Josh Allen throwing it over his head.

So many safeties will get picks when Allen throws the ball 6 feet over Diggs' head on crossers
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on March 16, 2020, 09:37:52 PM
They traded a first for him
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on March 16, 2020, 09:38:55 PM
They traded a first for him


Houston looking more ridiculous by the minute for trading Nuk
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on March 16, 2020, 09:41:51 PM
They traded a first for him


A 1,  5 a 6 a 2021 4th for Diggs and a 7th rounder.


Wow Buffalo, Wow.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 16, 2020, 09:44:42 PM
I loved when the Bills made the Watkins trade in the draft because they were further away. It's a heavy price, but they have a solid core in place and not many glaring weaknesses, so they can afford to make a splash like this to help their young quarterback.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 21, 2020, 09:11:07 AM
https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1241194634967166980?s=21

Schefter catching bodies
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on May 17, 2020, 08:08:57 AM
Bills DL Ed Oliver arrested on DWI, weapon charges

https://t.co/NLnIdFG3sw
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 17, 2020, 01:34:54 PM
How do you illegally carry a weapon in Texas?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on May 17, 2020, 05:01:43 PM
How do you illegally carry a weapon in Texas?
You freak it any way but missionary.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 17, 2020, 05:55:31 PM
I'm waiting for the "Q's gun arrest was worse!" take.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on May 17, 2020, 06:46:08 PM
How do you illegally carry a weapon in Texas?

In case it was at least a semi-serious question, apparently it's because he was carrying while committing a felony.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 17, 2020, 08:19:51 PM
In case it was at least a semi-serious question, apparently it's because he was carrying while committing a felony.

Mildly serious, thank you.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Miamipuck on May 17, 2020, 09:44:57 PM
In case it was at least a semi-serious question, apparently it's because he was carrying while committing a felony.

He could have probably said, " How do you commit a felony in Texas?" as well
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 17, 2020, 11:03:57 PM
He could have probably said, " How do you commit a felony in Texas?" as well

Be not white and look at a cop the wrong way would probably be the easiest.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on May 18, 2020, 07:52:59 AM
In case it was at least a semi-serious question, apparently it's because he was carrying while committing a felony.
And that felony under Texas state law was sodomy
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on June 04, 2020, 02:51:26 PM
Drew Brees better send this guy a fruit basket.

https://blacksportsonline.com/2020/06/texts-bills-qb-jake-fromm-exposed-for-saying-only-elite-white-people-should-have-access-to-guns/
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Derek Smalls on June 04, 2020, 02:59:44 PM
https://twitter.com/Prez/status/1268625313724071936\\

Jamal Adams
@Prez
·
32m
You and Drew aren’t really sorry.
Save the bullshit derriere apologies. The truth just came out, and you two aren’t the only ones!
Quote Tweet
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 04, 2020, 03:18:17 PM
Drew Brees better send this guy a fruit basket.

https://blacksportsonline.com/2020/06/texts-bills-qb-jake-fromm-exposed-for-saying-only-elite-white-people-should-have-access-to-guns/

I love that the apology is coming from an account that is still using the lame State Farm pun.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on June 04, 2020, 03:33:00 PM
Drew Brees better send this guy a fruit basket.

https://blacksportsonline.com/2020/06/texts-bills-qb-jake-fromm-exposed-for-saying-only-elite-white-people-should-have-access-to-guns/

That Ashley seems like a real bo diddley.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on June 04, 2020, 03:47:31 PM
That Ashley seems like a real bo diddley.

Why?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on June 04, 2020, 03:54:27 PM
Why?

She just kinda lmao's and haha's through a direct confrontation with Fromm and then posts it online and pats herself on the back for doing so.  Feels a little bo diddley to me.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 04, 2020, 04:01:55 PM
It does make her seem a little disingenuous but I get her reasoning for doing it.

Calling out Jake Fromm isn’t going to end racism or even help the movement much in and of itself. The point is to not keep excusing comments like that.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on June 04, 2020, 04:07:12 PM
She just kinda lmao's and haha's through a direct confrontation with Fromm and then posts it online and pats herself on the back for doing so.  Feels a little bo diddley to me.

She doesn't immediately call him out with a "bro, not cool, walk that back" but it's not like she's joining in with the joke either. I know I've sometimes not responded when someone has said something off colour (no pun intended) for a variety of reasons - in a football (soccer) crowd when I realise that my principled stand is going to get me filled in by the gorilla who just said it, when it's a member of my wife's family at a big function and I don't want a scene (although in fairness if she had heard it there would be an almighty freaking scene), or simply because it takes a minute to process "did he actually just say what I think I heard?"

Maybe she feels like she's correcting a wrong that has rankled her for a while. Maybe she's out for her 15 minutes of fame. Maybe he fucked her and dumped her and she's been waiting to serve revenge. Any which way, it's not on her. We all bear sole responsibility for the things we say.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on June 04, 2020, 04:28:44 PM
It does make her seem a little disingenuous but I get her reasoning for doing it.

Calling out Jake Fromm isn’t going to end racism or even help the movement much in and of itself. The point is to not keep excusing comments like that.

She doesn't immediately call him out with a "bro, not cool, walk that back" but it's not like she's joining in with the joke either. I know I've sometimes not responded when someone has said something off colour (no pun intended) for a variety of reasons - in a football (soccer) crowd when I realise that my principled stand is going to get me filled in by the gorilla who just said it, when it's a member of my wife's family at a big function and I don't want a scene (although in fairness if she had heard it there would be an almighty freaking scene), or simply because it takes a minute to process "did he actually just say what I think I heard?"

Maybe she feels like she's correcting a wrong that has rankled her for a while. Maybe she's out for her 15 minutes of fame. Maybe he fucked her and dumped her and she's been waiting to serve revenge. Any which way, it's not on her. We all bear sole responsibility for the things we say.

Yeah, I guess I don't really disagree on anything here.  I think if racist gorilla or sexist cousin lost their jobs for some excrement they said, then that's ultimately on them.  But I do think that if instead of expressing your displeasure directly, you emailed Gorilla HR, then you're a bit of queynte.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: mj2sexay on June 04, 2020, 05:05:44 PM
https://twitter.com/Prez/status/1268625313724071936\\

Jamal Adams
@Prez
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You and Drew aren’t really sorry.
Save the bullshit derriere apologies. The truth just came out, and you two aren’t the only ones!
Quote Tweet

"The truth came out"

Jamal, freak you.  This is absolutist bullshit that because Fromm made a freaking dumb joke, like I'm sure Jamal has never joked about wypipo, he's just smart enough not to do it on a public forum.

Brees has done more for black people in New Orleans then Jamal could freaking comprehend. And rotoworld's assertion that Fromm should get cut for this is retroactive justice that should be reserved for the likes of Donald Sterling where its a clear pattern.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on June 04, 2020, 05:10:22 PM
Gonna take an unnecessary stand here: if you support adding prohibitively high taxes on guns and ammo then your position on the matter isn't materially different from Fromm's.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 04, 2020, 05:11:43 PM
I thought Fromm getting cut by the Bills was something the sister said had already been mentioned to Fromm by the Bills.

I don’t know enough about him to say this is a pattern but I don’t know enough to say it’s not. Either way that was a really stupid joke on several levels.

Jamal Adams might know more about an SEC QB than anyone on this forum.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on June 04, 2020, 05:14:48 PM
wypipo

...

jfc
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on June 04, 2020, 05:19:34 PM
Maybe Fromm just wants off the Bills.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on June 04, 2020, 05:29:25 PM
Gonna take an unnecessary stand here: if you support adding prohibitively high taxes on guns and ammo then your position on the matter isn't materially different from Fromm's.

Did anyone actually propose that as some form of gun control? Or at least, anyone with a rudimentary grasp of economics?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 04, 2020, 05:45:36 PM
Did anyone actually propose that as some form of gun control? Or at least, anyone with a rudimentary grasp of economics?

Wasn’t jacking up the price of bullets so you have to save up to shoot someone a Chris Rock bit?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: mj2sexay on June 04, 2020, 05:48:42 PM
...

jfc

Oh I'm sorry, am I not supposed to read TheRoot #elevateblackvoices.

I'm sure Jamal has never ever made a dumb joke like that in his life. The only difference is Fromm was dumb enough to post it. That makes him a freaking dumbass, it doesn't mean he holds some racial animosity. And again. Brees has done more for black people than Jamal has in inner-city New Orleans. So yeah, I love Prez, but I don't agree with him at all here. I still want the man paid like a lover of the older lady.

Gonna take an unnecessary stand here: if you support adding prohibitively high taxes on guns and ammo then your position on the matter isn't materially different from Fromm's.

I don't know where it falls on an overton window where our paths collide as some beautiful marriage of Marx and Mussolini, but it always makes me smile.

Wasn’t jacking up the price of bullets so you have to save up to shoot someone a Chris Rock bit?

Bullet control!
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on June 04, 2020, 05:52:36 PM
I don't know where it falls on an overton window where our paths collide as some beautiful marriage of Marx and Mussolini, but it always makes me smile.

Not sure it's really an Overton question as it's not so much a political perspective that makes taxation as a form of gun control a stupid idea as one of rationality, and there are rational people right across the spectrum. There are economic answers to effective gun control, but this isn't it.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 04, 2020, 05:56:45 PM
Also LOL at Jake Fromm thinking he would ever be elite at anything.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on June 04, 2020, 06:45:36 PM
Wasn’t jacking up the price of bullets so you have to save up to shoot someone a Chris Rock bit?

You better hope I can't get no bullets on layaway!
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on August 12, 2020, 12:53:17 PM
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
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Update: Bills gave HC Sean McDermott a six-year contract extension, tying him to Buffalo through the 2025 season, per sources.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 14, 2020, 04:30:30 PM
Tru is on the workout list for Buffalol.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: loyaljetsfan on October 22, 2020, 12:46:54 PM
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https://www.yahoo.com/sports/bills-cut-guard-quinton-spain-months-after-giving-him-15-million-extension-143138855.html

Bills cut G Quinton Spain just after giving him a $15M extension

SIGN THIS BEAST
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 22, 2020, 12:49:04 PM
Bills cut G Quinton Spain just after giving him a $15M extension

SIGN THIS BEAST
Not going to get too many everyday fans behind you on your goodbye tweet when you tweet out a picture of your expensive watch.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: d sw0rdz on October 22, 2020, 01:11:58 PM
is he better than greg van Rotten?

it wouldn't be very hard to be better than either lewis or GVR. they are both horrible
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 24, 2020, 02:57:07 PM
Bills placed four on COVID list.

TE Dawson Knox - positive test
TE Lee Smith - close contact
TE Tommy Sweeney - close contact
TE Nate Becker - close contact

TE Tyler Kroft was not placed on list.

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on October 24, 2020, 03:43:58 PM
Is our game in jeopardy with that many placed on the Covid list?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 24, 2020, 03:44:46 PM
Is our game in jeopardy with that many placed on the Covid list?
No, I think we'll safely lose.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 24, 2020, 08:50:19 PM
Big Brain defense: just cover their WRs since they can’t throw to their TEs
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 24, 2020, 09:21:34 PM
Mims- 2 catches 11 yards.  1 rush, 2 yards as fullback
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on October 24, 2020, 09:25:49 PM
Mims- 2 catches 11 yards.  1 rush, 2 yards as fullback
"Yeah Denzel really failed to execute on that 4th and 1 goal line carry we gave him"
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 24, 2020, 10:21:16 PM
"Yeah Denzel really failed to execute on that 4th and 1 goal line carry we gave him"

“Mims didn’t show up on defense today”
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 24, 2020, 10:48:00 PM
"When Mims missed that 74 yard FG to lose the game.....man that was just not what we expected.  No one could have predicted that. Just need to execute that better."
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 24, 2020, 10:59:25 PM
"Mims' decision to turn the option to a go route  after seeing no safety top cover to score a TD on that 3rd and 2 play was not what we had practiced and schemed in that scenario. Not executing the plan as called is what has been hurting this team more than anything else."
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 24, 2020, 11:03:24 PM
"Mims' decision to not pull his hamstring in the first quarter is inexcusable."
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on October 24, 2020, 11:23:44 PM
"Mims' decision to turn the option to a go route  after seeing no safety top cover to score a TD on that 3rd and 2 play was not what we had practiced and schemed in that scenario. Not executing the plan as called is what has been hurting this team more than anything else."
You left out the part where he benches him after that
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 24, 2020, 11:24:59 PM
You left out the part where he benches him after that

I thought that was implied.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 24, 2020, 11:31:51 PM
Old but accurate.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201025/38f4cd045ed5c801a2d4db268c85f746.gif)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on November 02, 2020, 02:11:25 PM
NFL Update
@MySportsUpdate
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#Bills officially signed former #Jets first-round LB Darron Lee to their practice squad.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on April 13, 2021, 07:46:20 PM
Bills will open at full capacity next season but only people who can prove full vaccination will be admitted. Not sure how they'll police that but in principle I approve.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 13, 2021, 07:47:48 PM
Bills will open at full capacity next season but only people who can prove full vaccination will be admitted. Not sure how they'll police that but in principle I approve.
This is exactly like Brave New World.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on April 13, 2021, 07:53:20 PM
Bills will open at full capacity next season but only people who can prove full vaccination will be admitted. Not sure how they'll police that but in principle I approve.
Just scan for the microchip at the gate.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on June 17, 2021, 06:15:14 PM
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[Cole Beasley] The players association is a joke. Call it something different. It’s not for the players. Everyone gives me the 98 percent of people who are vaccinated don’t get covid again. The odds of me getting in the NFL and playing for 10 years are lower than that and I’m here.

Smacks of Buffalo wisdom
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 17, 2021, 06:16:33 PM
Cole Beasley dumb.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Derek Smalls on July 23, 2021, 02:48:57 PM
https://twitter.com/Iam_jerryhughes/status/1418361364540710915
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1418639755726708737

Jerry Hughes, great player, great mind.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on July 23, 2021, 03:12:18 PM
Jerry Hughes is not great
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: d sw0rdz on July 23, 2021, 03:59:04 PM
nfl players literally have no problem injecting needles into their bodies containing substances that will absolutely have negative effects on multiple organs in their bodies for a perceived theoretical benefit it may have for their careers (maybe)

but question a vaccine that at the very baseline makes covid a very mild disease if they happen to still contract it but at best theoretically protects them from getting covid altogether (not to mention that if the population had become vaccinated enough in a timely manner, covid as a severe disease at the population level would no longer be an issue, with less deaths and less long-term complications in those who end up getting covid and surviving) because of fanatical unchecked graphics and posts being spread on ig and facebook

i applaud those who try to engage and educate the anti-vaxx crowd, but it is something i personally do no longer. if people are loud and brash enough to straight up tell me their belief in all the anti-vaccine bullshit floating around, then there is literally no point in speaking to them. they don't want to hear what you have to say. they've chosen to entrench themselves in their stupidity and irrationality and make themselves feel better about it by attempting to paint it as a freedom issue
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 23, 2021, 04:52:04 PM
I’d like to see Beasley’s response after he gets COVID.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on July 23, 2021, 05:12:15 PM
I’d like to see Beasley’s response after he gets COVID.

Save it for the obituary thread
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on July 23, 2021, 05:30:22 PM
I’d like to see Beasley’s response after he gets COVID.
He won't get Covid because the world isn't just and he'll have a excrement-ton of vaccinated players forming a cocoon around him.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 23, 2021, 06:30:35 PM
He won't get Covid because the world isn't just and he'll have a excrement-ton of vaccinated players forming a cocoon around him.

I get some serious Edleman vibes off of him. He'll get drunk off of his derriere and do some stupid bullshit.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on July 23, 2021, 07:37:37 PM
I get some serious Edleman vibes off of him. He'll get drunk off of his derriere and do some stupid bullshit.

Like getting drunk at a country music concert and offering to fight all the niggers? Nah, can't see it happening.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on July 23, 2021, 08:26:43 PM
I’d like to see Beasley’s response after he gets COVID.

Hopefully he’ll die before he can give a response

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: d sw0rdz on July 23, 2021, 09:46:57 PM
Hopefully he’ll die before he can give a response



if he gets it he'll just blame it on others or the government, or ask pfizer to pay him or his dumb wife an inordinate amount of money for no reason other than he believes in dumb excrement

my god, he's said some dumb excrement over the past week

fvck sam darnold too. dumb bvtch
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on August 01, 2021, 09:10:49 PM
Pegulas threatening to move the Bills if they don't get a handout for a new stadium

If the Bills move to Austin put them in the South division, put Indy in the North and Baltimore in the East. They already ruined the perfect 16 game schedule, might as well shake up the divisions.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 01, 2021, 09:12:42 PM
Pegulas threatening to move the Bills if they don't get a handout for a new stadium

freaking do it.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on August 01, 2021, 09:27:25 PM
If the Bills move… Buffalo will riot. I also don’t think they would ever get a team back.

The Pegulas pushed the right button IMO and they will get that new stadium funding in the not so distant future
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on August 01, 2021, 09:56:19 PM


If the Bills move… Buffalo will riot.

Who cares? Have you ever been to Buffalo? It is an utterly pointless little pooper of a town.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: delavan on August 06, 2021, 01:03:32 AM
Peanut butter-flavored whiskey - the official whiskey of the buffalo bills

https://www.buffalobills.com/news/skrewball-peanut-butter-whiskey-becomes-official-whiskey-of-the-buffalo-bills
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 06, 2021, 12:18:07 PM
Gaddamn...

https://twitter.com/spotrac/status/1423691433316438018

Josh Allen’s 6 year $258M extension w/ the #Bills makes him the 2nd highest average paid player in #NFL history.

His reported $150M guaranteed is the most all-time by nearly $9M.

It’s the largest #Bills contract by  $161M (Dareus, $96.5M).
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on August 06, 2021, 12:20:27 PM
Can you imagine if he is only a top 10 qb over the next several years? And doesn’t become a top 3-4 guy?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 06, 2021, 12:27:24 PM
Can you imagine if he is only a top 10 qb over the next several years? And doesn’t become a top 3-4 guy?
If he's just top 10, it's an overpay but that's good enough to get them to the Super Bowl. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Derek Smalls on August 06, 2021, 12:33:03 PM
Can you imagine if he is only a top 10 qb over the next several years? And doesn’t become a top 3-4 guy?
He was a top 3-4 guy last season.

And quarterback contracts are only going to keep rising.

To me, the bigger risk with Allen is injury since he takes a lot of hits.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on August 18, 2021, 10:48:09 AM
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/08/18/the-saber-rattling-over-the-new-buffalo-bills-stadium-officially-has-begun/

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Pegula Sports and Entertainment spokesman Jim Wilkinson made some strong comments to WIVB-TV on Tuesday, making it clear that the stadium negotiations are indeed occurring with a clear “or else” in mind.

“The Pegulas have made a proposal,” Wilkinson said. “They would like to build it right there [in Orchard Park] and we need to hear back. You can’t really do plans and designs on things until you have a deal, and right now the City of Buffalo and the State [of New York] are going to have to decide if they want a team.”

Off you go then, freak off to wherever it is you want to go. Public money being used to fund the building of massive golden palaces for the world's most valuable sports teams owned by the world's richest people is deeply freaking offensive.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 18, 2021, 10:55:03 AM
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/08/18/the-saber-rattling-over-the-new-buffalo-bills-stadium-officially-has-begun/

Off you go then, freak off to wherever it is you want to go. Public money being used to fund the building of massive golden palaces for the world's most valuable sports teams owned by the world's richest people is deeply freaking offensive.
I just want them to leave because freak their fans.  I hope they move to somewhere in bumfuck Florida or Arkansas so they can't still claim to be fans because it's close by.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: mj2sexay on August 18, 2021, 11:00:40 AM
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/08/18/the-saber-rattling-over-the-new-buffalo-bills-stadium-officially-has-begun/

Off you go then, freak off to wherever it is you want to go. Public money being used to fund the building of massive golden palaces for the world's most valuable sports teams owned by the world's richest people is deeply freaking offensive.

There is absolutely no reason given the revenue generated and pockets of the respective owners why public funds need to be utilized for stadiums, unless of course they want to enter into a profit sharing arrangement with the city where a portion of the teams revenue goes back into public coffers (and I'm sure said owners would shoot down such a proposal in three seconds flat, not to mention my anti-government streak would be dubious of such an arrangement anyway in terms of how said revenue would be spent).

Say what you will and there's a lot to be said about the current owners of the respective franchises in New Jersey, but they at least had to foot the entirety of the freight.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 18, 2021, 11:03:36 AM
Would be so awesome if the Jets could build their own place in NY and leave the Giants with that giant freaking air conditioner.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on August 18, 2021, 11:07:43 AM
I just want them to leave because freak their fans.  I hope they move to somewhere in bumfuck Florida or Arkansas so they can't still claim to be fans because it's close by.


Yes, agreed. Bills fans are insufferable wankers.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on August 18, 2021, 11:11:45 AM
There is absolutely no reason given the revenue generated and pockets of the respective owners why public funds need to be utilized for stadiums, unless of course they want to enter into a profit sharing arrangement with the city where a portion of the teams revenue goes back into public coffers (and I'm sure said owners would shoot down such a proposal in three seconds flat, not to mention my anti-government streak would be dubious of such an arrangement anyway in terms of how said revenue would be spent).

Say what you will and there's a lot to be said about the current owners of the respective franchises in New Jersey, but they at least had to foot the entirety of the freight.

Agree 100%. Countless studies have been done demonstrating how remarkably small the wider economic impact of a team is on a region, there is no justification for taxpayer money to be spent on supporting teams that make hundreds of millions a year in profits. I also agree with you on profit sharing models, PPP arrangements invariably work in the interest of the corporate members because they're far better at making it so. Governments repeatedly get shafted when they get into bed with private enterprise.

And yes, it's nice that we can pontificate on this from the moral high ground of our owners funding our stadium entirely without public assistance. It might be a terrible shitty stadium, but it didn't come at the opportunity cost of essential public services for people who paid into it but have no interest in using it.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on August 18, 2021, 09:10:31 PM
Let's not forget that NY was going to dump a lot of money into the West Side Stadium before Sheldon Silver and Christine Quinn sucked from the Dolan teet.

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The proposed stadium's location became fixed on the West Side rail yards when it was realized that it could be built using private financing. The Jets, who would call it home after the Olympics, agreed to build it and fess up $800 million, but requests from the city and state including a retractable roof that would allow the stadium to be used for other events, especially in conjunction with the flailing, neighboring Javits Center, had the city and state dedicating $300 million each.

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on August 26, 2021, 09:16:51 AM
Cole Beasley and Isaiah McKenzie are being fined by the league for continued breaches of unvaccinated player protocols, and might be facing unpaid suspensions.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on August 26, 2021, 09:23:08 AM
Cole Beasley and Isaiah McKenzie are being fined by the league for continued breaches of unvaccinated player protocols, and might be facing unpaid suspensions.

And they think it's funny
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 26, 2021, 09:32:13 AM
And they think it's funny

Goodell needs to drop the freaking banhammer.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on August 26, 2021, 09:36:52 AM
Goodell needs to drop the freaking banhammer.

He won't
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: mj2sexay on August 26, 2021, 09:48:22 AM
leave the Giants with that giant freaking air conditioner.

It really is just a gigantic piece of excrement of a stadium.

Oh well. Figure we'll be due for a new one in 2039.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 26, 2021, 10:03:29 AM
Cole Beasley and Isaiah McKenzie are being fined by the league for continued breaches of unvaccinated player protocols, and might be facing unpaid suspensions.

After the NFL fined them $14,650 for refusal to wear a mask, #Bills WRs Cole Beasley and Isaiah McKenzie are now subject to increased discipline for a repeat violation -- including for conduct detrimental with a maximum fine of one week's salary and/or 4-game unpaid suspension.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on August 26, 2021, 10:08:52 AM
NGL, it would be freaking hilarious if the Bills' first real optimism about becoming good since the mid 90s got crushed off the back of this kind of stupidity. Between Allen, Beasley, McKenzie and the other antivax fuckwits causing problems in the locker room, and the Pegulas creating unrest off the field, this has the makings of a brilliant implosion. Fingers crossed.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 26, 2021, 10:20:28 AM
NGL, it would be freaking hilarious if the Bills' first real optimism about becoming good since the mid 90s got crushed off the back of this kind of stupidity. Between Allen, Beasley, McKenzie and the other antivax fuckwits causing problems in the locker room, and the Pegulas creating unrest off the field, this has the makings of a brilliant implosion. Fingers crossed.

Sending them back to the basement with us would be hilarious.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Derek Smalls on August 28, 2021, 09:02:46 AM
https://twitter.com/MikeGiardi/status/1431617609955520520?s=20

Looks like threatening more discipline worked.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on August 28, 2021, 09:05:38 AM
For the greater good my derriere.

For his wallet more likely
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on August 28, 2021, 09:10:11 AM
https://twitter.com/MikeGiardi/status/1431617609955520520?s=20

Looks like threatening more discipline worked.

Now he can't be friends with Cole any more. Cole and Star will have to be besties now.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 11, 2021, 08:06:00 AM
I would very much like this to become true.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/will-josh-allen-regress-will-joe-burrow-stay-upright-two-qb-storylines-to-watch-this-season/
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 11, 2021, 08:12:52 AM
I would very much like this to become true.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/will-josh-allen-regress-will-joe-burrow-stay-upright-two-qb-storylines-to-watch-this-season/
I know you disagree for good geographical reasons but I'd rather see the Bills on top of the division over NE/MIA until the Jets are ready to contend again.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on September 11, 2021, 09:02:30 AM
I know you disagree for good geographical reasons but I'd rather see the Bills on top of the division over NE/MIA until the Jets are ready to contend again.

I think the difference is between the Bills being on top, and the Bills being a powerhouse for the next 10+ years because Josh Allen is a legit top 5 QB.

If the Jets aren't on top I could give a excrement who runs the AFCE now. BB is a relic without Brady to carry him and hopefully the Bills and dolphins remain in QB purgatory
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 11, 2021, 11:10:33 AM
I'd really like to see Diggs miss some stretch of time to prove how legit Allen's transformation was last season.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 12, 2021, 09:37:56 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CThWfP4rIl4/

This has happened to me and it's kinda great
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 03, 2021, 07:07:10 PM
https://twitter.com/TedGoldbergTV/status/1444774807170650116
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 04, 2021, 01:36:41 PM
Cole Beasley is crying on Twitter about Bills fans booing him.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on October 18, 2021, 10:23:36 PM
Buffalol
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 19, 2021, 06:29:00 AM
Buffalol

You know what you need to do.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: mj2sexay on October 19, 2021, 09:12:45 AM
Slept on it.

Still a horrible freaking call.

I should've alerted the board that I had the Bills ML as the last leg of what was a dart throw parlay turned into something that would've turned my weekend from moderately successful to taking the wife out for steak, you all could've acted accordingly and made a little money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ulWjFfLsL0
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on November 07, 2021, 03:41:32 PM
https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/status/1457456748940431360?t=o_Y_0Aa_UraP8nXeqjmlSw&s=19
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on December 21, 2021, 05:29:14 PM
Beasley got Covid. He's gonna be insufferable when he comes back.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on December 21, 2021, 05:40:58 PM
Beasley got Covid. He's gonna be insufferable when he comes back.

Hopefully it will make him really, really sick.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on December 22, 2021, 11:30:10 AM
I really, really want this guy to suffer a serious career ending injury.

www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32918867/buffalo-bills-wr-cole-beasley-reserve-covid-19-list-miss-game-new-england-patriots
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: insanity on December 22, 2021, 03:44:31 PM
I really, really want this guy to suffer a serious career ending injury.

www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32918867/buffalo-bills-wr-cole-beasley-reserve-covid-19-list-miss-game-new-england-patriots
Is that true that varied players don't get tested?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on January 07, 2022, 03:03:51 PM
Stats are generally stupid and annoying except when they prove things that I want to be true, then they're great.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-buffalo-bills-got-the-least-bang-for-their-schedules-buck-this-season/
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 23, 2022, 11:59:37 PM
https://twitter.com/___colb___/status/1485446481515630597?s=21
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on January 24, 2022, 06:59:34 AM
https://twitter.com/___colb___/status/1485446481515630597?s=21
Mom - 1

Stupid beard - 0
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on January 26, 2022, 07:30:35 AM
Jordan Poyer's wife (he chose well)

(https://i.imgur.com/HEoyiP6.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on January 31, 2022, 02:49:32 PM
Dan Graziano
@DanGrazianoESPN
·
9m
Per source, Raiders WR coach Edgar Bennett will interview with the Bills for their offensive coordinator job.


they're also looking at Tee Martin.


#lulz
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on February 01, 2022, 03:41:26 AM
Have to wonder if Buffalo or New England brings in Adam Gase for an OC interview
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on February 01, 2022, 07:46:08 AM
Daboll brought the Bills OL coach with him to NY. 


This is excellent news for Josh Allen....and by excellent, i mean, a excrement sandwich.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on February 01, 2022, 08:35:14 AM
Daboll brought the Bills OL coach with him to NY. 


This is excellent news for Josh Allen....and by excellent, i mean, a excrement sandwich.

Bills fans seem to be entirely not broken up about this. For example:

Quote
To be fair, Bobby Johnson is the one coach I really could care less about keeping.

Credit where it's due for the past five to six weeks of good OL play, but it's not been a good line for years. The longer linemen spent in our system, the worse they seemed to get.

Darryl Williams went from a shockingly good addition at RT to having to be bumped inside to guard to cover his definicies. Cody Ford has been an outright bust under Johnson's tutelage. Quinton Spain and Watt Teller got traded away or released for not being good enough - one of them has gone to the Superbowl, the others an All Pro (?).

Not to mention the complete lack of running game due to the line's definicies for at least a season and a half.

Yeah, I'm fine with this
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on February 01, 2022, 08:39:31 AM
^ interesting


Well...in the name of "destroying Josh's continuity", i'm still in favor of it.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on March 02, 2022, 08:40:27 AM
Not sure if this will be footed solely by Buffalo taxpayers, or if everyone paying taxes in the state of New York will be required to chip in.

https://twitter.com/jasonwolf/status/1498813027348533256
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on March 02, 2022, 08:58:13 AM
I feel like it must be the state. None of the smaller entities (Buffalo, Orchard Park, Erie County) make sense.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on March 02, 2022, 09:02:29 AM
The Pegulas have a net worth of $5.7B.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on March 02, 2022, 09:08:08 AM
The Pegulas have a net worth of $5.7B.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220302/f0dad13e1ada4dc8fde91b2bd545ebfb.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: delavan on March 02, 2022, 06:39:04 PM
https://twitter.com/JasonWolf/status/1498813027348533256
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on March 03, 2022, 02:21:12 PM
Tim Graham reckons the Bills are having another go at getting Gronkowski.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on March 14, 2022, 11:26:48 AM
https://twitter.com/FOS/status/1503365580585381889

People who are paying almost a billion dollars for this:

- Taxpayers several hours away in NYC who do not support the Buffalo Bills

People who are not paying almost a billion dollars for this:

- Vast swathes of Bills fans from right next door in Southern Ontario
- The Pegulas
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on March 28, 2022, 10:39:40 AM
Bills stadium deal is done, state is contributing $600M.

I'm sure that this is completely coincidental: https://cnycentral.com/news/local/hochuls-proposed-nys-budget-cuts-children-and-family-services-funding-by-800m
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on March 28, 2022, 11:09:43 AM
Apparently this stadium is costing $1.4B, is open air, and has 10,000 fewer seats than their current stadium.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on April 06, 2022, 07:07:09 AM
Adam Schefter
42m  ·
Another mega deal: Bills reached agreement with WR Stefon Diggs on a 4-year, $104 million extension that includes $70 million guaranteed, sources tell ESPN. Deal ties Diggs to Buffalo for six more years, at $124.1M, with the intent from both sides to have him retire in Buffalo.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: delavan on August 26, 2022, 05:58:26 AM

https://buffalonews.com/sports/bills/bills-punter-matt-araiza-accused-of-rape-in-civil-lawsuit-in-california/article_171ae48a-24c9-11ed-b936-13efce9cffa9.amp.html
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on August 26, 2022, 07:49:10 AM
Another reason to hate Buffalo
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on August 26, 2022, 07:54:32 AM
Another reason to hate Buffalo

There are two types of people in the world: people who don't hate Buffalo, and people who have been to Buffalo.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 26, 2022, 01:38:33 PM
https://twitter.com/davegreber4/status/1562955186233978880?s=21&t=r6SVJ95NL-u1s0ztQCbENQ
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on August 26, 2022, 03:57:01 PM
https://twitter.com/davegreber4/status/1562955186233978880?s=21&t=r6SVJ95NL-u1s0ztQCbENQ

That’s incredibly awful. How could that not have come out in the pre-draft process? And here’s hoping he and his group of buddies get the maximum possible penalty
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on August 26, 2022, 04:08:46 PM
That’s incredibly awful. How could that not have come out in the pre-draft process? And here’s hoping he and his group of buddies get the maximum possible penalty

Or a $230M contract. Either is acceptable.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: delavan on August 27, 2022, 08:06:10 PM
Another reason to hate Buffalo
One less reason to hate Buffalo

https://twitter.com/BuffaloBills/status/1563678771680534528

136  135
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on August 27, 2022, 08:27:45 PM
One less reason to hate Buffalo

https://twitter.com/BuffaloBills/status/1563678771680534528

136  135

While that’s the right move, he was a punter who never played an actual snap for them  and was a late round draft pick. So he wasn’t exactly “winning games” for them
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: delavan on August 28, 2022, 02:33:49 PM
While that’s the right move, he was a punter who never played an actual snap for them  and was a late round draft pick.

So he wasn’t exactly “winning games” for them
TIL I learned that Araiza the Aztec is a punter (and a lefty punter at that) who was a 6th round draft pick.  Ok, that said, exactly what, when and where was this ever about him 'winning games'?  Here's a guy who was drafted by them and who was on their roster.  Now taking into consideration the unlikeable Bills organization and fanbase in addition to the many various and sundry things not to like about the city of Buffalo in general I merely suggested that his dismissal lowered Buffalo's unlikeable quotient by a factor of 1.
Pedantically yours,
; )
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on August 28, 2022, 03:24:44 PM
TIL I learned that Araiza the Aztec is a punter (and a lefty punter at that) who was a 6th round draft pick.  Ok, that said, exactly what, when and where was this ever about him 'winning games'?  Here's a guy who was drafted by them and who was on their roster.  Now taking into consideration the unlikeable Bills organization and fanbase in addition to the many various and sundry things not to like about the city of Buffalo in general I merely suggested that his dismissal lowered Buffalo's unlikeable quotient by a factor of 1.
Pedantically yours,
; )

I was commenting on the team saying this is more important than winning games, which my point was he’s never helped them do that ever, and as a punter it would be arguable how much he’d help them win games anyways
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: delavan on August 28, 2022, 04:12:55 PM
I was commenting on the team saying this is more important than winning games, which my point was he’s never helped them do that ever, and as a punter it would be arguable how much he’d help them win games anyways
Got it.  Then again isn't he called 'punt god' .... or is it 'level 3' ? 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: delavan on August 30, 2022, 10:27:32 AM
Bills release former Bucs 2017 1st rd pick OJ Howard. 

https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1564585658773127169

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on August 30, 2022, 01:54:38 PM
I don't know what they were thinking when they did this but I'm very sure it didn't have a lawyer involved in the writing or decision making process.

https://twitter.com/agetzenberg/status/1564403944339787777?s=21&t=V28EFlgQq444uaYJDmmqMg
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: delavan on August 30, 2022, 08:47:28 PM
I don't know what they were thinking when they did this but I'm very sure it didn't have a lawyer involved in the writing or decision making process.

https://twitter.com/agetzenberg/status/1564403944339787777?s=21&t=V28EFlgQq444uaYJDmmqMg

 Barnacle Bill, Esq.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on September 20, 2022, 06:07:50 PM
Apparently this only warrants a one game suspension

NFL suspended Bills OL Bobby Hart one game for violating unsportsmanlike conduct rules.
After the game between the Titans and Bills ended, Hart approached an unnamed Titans coach, confronted him and punched him in the face by the end zone near the tunnel. It's unclear what led to this, but it seems emotions were riding high after the Bills dismantled to Titans 41-7. Hart will be eligible to return September 26.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 20, 2022, 06:23:04 PM
Apparently this only warrants a one game suspension

NFL suspended Bills OL Bobby Hart one game for violating unsportsmanlike conduct rules.
After the game between the Titans and Bills ended, Hart approached an unnamed Titans coach, confronted him and punched him in the face by the end zone near the tunnel. It's unclear what led to this, but it seems emotions were riding high after the Bills dismantled to Titans 41-7. Hart will be eligible to return September 26.

How do you do that after you won?

I can only think of a few reasons and I don't want to speculate.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on September 20, 2022, 09:35:16 PM
How do you do that after you won?

I can only think of a few reasons and I don't want to speculate.

Well this is a more logical explanation

Quote
In a letter to Hart, Runyan described a postgame incident where Hart, who played three games with Tennessee last season, sought out an unnamed Titans player as both teams were walking to the tunnel.


After initially being held back, Hart confronted the Titans player in the end zone and immediately swung at him with a closed fist. Hart's punch missed the player and connected with the head of an unnamed Tennessee coach.

"As both teams were heading to the tunnel, you walked directly across the field to seek out your opponent," Runyan wrote. "You approached him near the end zone and a coach had to hold you back as others shook hands. Once you and your opponent were in the end zone near the tunnel, you confronted him and immediately swung at him with a closed fist, striking the head of a Tennessee coach.

For punching a completely innocent coach in the head you absolutely deserve a bigger suspension than one game.

If there was some nefarious excrement at play you can make arguments, this is not that
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on September 20, 2022, 10:29:32 PM
I have always believed a huge part of the conduct policy is how much press your incident actually received and some random unnamed OL for the bills isn’t receiving much clout.

If Josh Allen had done the same thing, it’s all over the news and his suspension is 4-6 games
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 21, 2022, 11:26:49 AM
I have always believed a huge part of the conduct policy is how much press your incident actually received and some random unnamed OL for the bills isn’t receiving much clout.

If Josh Allen had done the same thing, it’s all over the news and his suspension is 4-6 games
It's all over the news if it's Josh Allen, but he's still not getting more than a game IMO.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 21, 2022, 11:57:10 AM
It's all over the news if it's Josh Allen, but he's still not getting more than a game IMO.

If it's Josh Allen the narrative becomes "what did that Titans player do to provoke such an action from Josh?".
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 24, 2022, 04:48:18 PM
Micah Hyde to IR and done for the season.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 25, 2022, 03:41:31 PM
https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1574130984202690564
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 25, 2022, 04:05:10 PM
https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1574130984202690564

Incredible.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 25, 2022, 04:08:57 PM
Incredible.

Especially in the context of this.

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1574072321450672130
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: steves850 on October 26, 2022, 04:17:08 PM
Bills remaining schedule:
Packers
@Jets
Vikings
Browns
@Lions
@Patriots
Jets
Dolphins
@Bears
@Bengals
Patriots

Who beats them? I think we have a shot to split the series and maybe the Vikings hang around?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 26, 2022, 04:21:15 PM
Bills remaining schedule:
Packers
@Jets
Vikings
Browns
@Lions
@Patriots
Jets
Dolphins
@Bears
@Bengals
Patriots

Who beats them? I think we have a shot to split the series and maybe the Vikings hang around?

Bengals are good again
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 26, 2022, 05:04:57 PM
Bears can beat anyone.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 26, 2022, 06:29:38 PM
Bears can beat anyone.
The Bears stink. Anyone can beat anyone though
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on November 07, 2022, 10:06:32 AM
Sports doc on Twitter suspects UCL strain for Allen:

https://twitter.com/DocFlynnNFL/status/1589371841596227584

Not sure if it's better for them to face Minnesota with Case Keenum or damaged Josh Allen.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: steves850 on November 07, 2022, 12:30:18 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/GGsYjz6.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on November 07, 2022, 04:08:01 PM
https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/1589737841147670528?t=-7SP_75ERx1GblNK7N30cA&s=19
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on November 07, 2022, 04:12:09 PM
https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/1589737841147670528?t=-7SP_75ERx1GblNK7N30cA&s=19

We did this
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on November 07, 2022, 04:13:27 PM
Specifically Bryce Huff did this

If Allen misses a few weeks, and we take care of our business against the Pats, we just might have a shot at the division, which blows my god damned mind
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on November 07, 2022, 04:14:24 PM
Specifically Bryce Huff did this

No, I wished injury upon Josh Allen.

Bryce Huff just finished the job. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on November 07, 2022, 04:24:03 PM
Specifically Bryce Huff did this

If Allen misses a few weeks, and we take care of our business against the Pats, we just might have a shot at the division, which blows my god damned mind

Just saying:

(https://i.imgur.com/S1pd6aa.png)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 07, 2022, 04:25:07 PM
How many incidences have there been of Tommy John surgery for NFL QBs?

And how many of them did the guy come back at all effectively?

That's a huge blow to Buffalo
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on November 07, 2022, 04:35:47 PM
We did this
Yes...yes we did
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on November 07, 2022, 04:46:09 PM
How many incidences have there been of Tommy John surgery for NFL QBs?

And how many of them did the guy come back at all effectively?

That's a huge blow to Buffalo

Jake Delhomme had it done in October 2007 and went 12-4 the following season.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on November 07, 2022, 05:21:16 PM
Jake Delhomme had it done in October 2007 and went 12-4 the following season.
So he could be as good as Jake Delhomme...
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on November 10, 2022, 02:55:19 PM
Allen didn't practice yesterday or today, and the line has moved to 3.5 (was 7.5 at the start of the week).
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on November 11, 2022, 10:35:08 AM
https://twitter.com/JoeBuscaglia/status/1591091036591464449
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: loyaljetsfan on November 11, 2022, 11:53:02 AM
https://twitter.com/JoeBuscaglia/status/1591091036591464449

Should BUF and MIA lose...

Does anyone know the last time we were in first place this late in the season?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on November 11, 2022, 11:59:13 AM
Should BUF and MIA lose...

Does anyone know the last time we were in first place this late in the season?

Maybe 2008? That was kinda tight with the Patriots and Dolphins most of the season, I feel like we might have led the division at points? Otherwise probably 2002.

Edit: I looked it up. We were second at 6-3 in week 10 behind the Pats on the tiebreaker, but by week 12 we had the lead because we were 8-3 and the Pats and Dolphins were 7-4 and 6-5 respectively. So the answer is 2008, but we still managed to finish 3rd.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: loyaljetsfan on November 12, 2022, 07:55:30 AM
Maybe 2008? That was kinda tight with the Patriots and Dolphins most of the season, I feel like we might have led the division at points? Otherwise probably 2002.

Edit: I looked it up. We were second at 6-3 in week 10 behind the Pats on the tiebreaker, but by week 12 we had the lead because we were 8-3 and the Pats and Dolphins were 7-4 and 6-5 respectively. So the answer is 2008, but we still managed to finish 3rd.

Unbelievable. Talk about futility

Appreciate the legwork on research
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on November 12, 2022, 07:57:27 AM
Unbelievable. Talk about futility

Appreciate the legwork on research
Blame Favre and his ironman obsession.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 12, 2022, 08:17:00 AM
Blame Favre and his ironman obsession.

Hated that trade from the moment it happened.

I still remember cheering the next season when he threw a pick against the Bears and got absolutely destroyed by a block thrown by some Bears DL on the return.

EDIT: Might have been 2010
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on November 13, 2022, 11:02:55 AM
Apparently there's some funkyness going on with Allen, and he might be out against the Vikings

I wonder how injured he was against us



Quote
JOSH ALLEN
QB, BUFFALO BILLS
josh allen
Josh Allen was not seen during warmups before his Week 10 game against the Vikings.
Allen is active but did not make an appearance at any point during Buffalo's warmups. Case Keenum, the only other active quarterback for the Bills, was on the field. It's anyone's guess as to what is going on here, but Allen may be active only as an emergency option. Allen is dealing with an elbow issue and entered Sunday listed as questionable. Fantasy managers should start looking for a replacement for Allen.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Andrew Ryan on November 13, 2022, 11:12:08 AM
Apparently there's some funkyness going on with Allen, and he might be out against the Vikings

I wonder how injured he was against us

He got injured on the Huff sack-fumble and clearly aggravated it on the subsequent throw.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on November 13, 2022, 05:43:50 PM
Josh Allen leads the NFL in INTs
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 13, 2022, 05:45:52 PM
Josh Allen leads the NFL in INTs

Good. freak him.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on November 13, 2022, 05:55:46 PM
Josh Allen leads the NFL in INTs

In his first 4 seasons he threw 3 RZ interceptions. In the last two weeks he has 4.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on November 14, 2022, 09:01:01 AM
Buffalo beat writer talking about internal issues with the team. You love to see it.

https://twitter.com/john_wawrow/status/1592046330616385538

Wonder if they're feeling the loss of Daboll more than we realised, and that the more Dorsey makes the offense his own rather than just running the playbook he inherited, the worse they're getting. A boy can dream, right?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on November 14, 2022, 09:08:01 AM
Buffalo beat writer talking about internal issues with the team. You love to see it.

https://twitter.com/john_wawrow/status/1592046330616385538

Wonder if they're feeling the loss of Daboll more than we realised, and that the more Dorsey makes the offense his own rather than just running the playbook he inherited, the worse they're getting. A boy can dream, right?

Ken Dorsey is fine.  He's one of the better QB coaches and playcallers in recent years.  The QB is the problem, which is the best possible outcome for what's happening to Buffalo.

The fanbase turning on a guy that was an MVP favorite two weeks ago is incredible. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on November 14, 2022, 09:10:09 AM
Ken Dorsey is fine.  He's one of the better QB coaches and playcallers in recent years.  The QB is the problem, which is the best possible outcome for what's happening to Buffalo.

The fanbase turning on a guy that was an MVP favorite two weeks ago is incredible. 

I hope they get so fed up that they fire McDermott and trade Allen to the Saints in the offseason.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on November 14, 2022, 11:11:01 AM
(https://external-preview.redd.it/A-pC4_Aeq9wZzbqlotEzLMocORjlkauYJlLmXj80khA.jpg?auto=webp&s=cf9ce24e89bc835318152d8475907653fcc286c2)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on November 14, 2022, 12:20:10 PM
Tweets made moments before disaster
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 14, 2022, 12:20:51 PM
r/prematurecelebration
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on November 14, 2022, 12:54:21 PM
r/prematurecelebration

As the Ol’ ball coach would say “premature anything is a bad idea…”
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on November 17, 2022, 05:59:25 PM
Looks like Bills v Browns is moving to Detroit to avoid the record storm.

A shame, as the snow would likely have leveled the playing field and let Nick Chubb eat the Bills defense alive.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on November 17, 2022, 06:29:36 PM
Looks like Bills v Browns is moving to Detroit to avoid the record storm.

The trifecta of shitty rust belt city carcasses.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 18, 2022, 09:17:26 AM
The Bills had to cancel practice today due to the weather.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1593590224537284609?t=7LzIkmEuuCKIHaTPNGl-PA&s=19 (https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1593590224537284609?t=7LzIkmEuuCKIHaTPNGl-PA&s=19)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: delavan on November 18, 2022, 02:25:41 PM
https://www.freep.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2022/11/18/buffalo-bills-cleveland-browns-game-tickets-detroit-ford-field/69661437007/

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/Buffalo_in_the_snow.jpg/640px-Buffalo_in_the_snow.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7a/8milerd.JPG/640px-8milerd.JPG)
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on November 19, 2022, 10:42:59 AM
https://twitter.com/AndyYoungTV/status/1593992116275154944
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on November 19, 2022, 10:50:08 AM
Bills might win as many games at Detroit as the lions this year
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on November 19, 2022, 10:59:56 AM
Bills might win as many games at Detroit as the lions this year

I hope the bills go 0-2 in the next 6 days there
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on December 01, 2022, 05:54:52 PM
Von Miller out at least 4 games
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on December 01, 2022, 06:08:48 PM
Von Miller out at least 4 games

This makes sense for them, the only thing they care about is the playoffs and they don’t need him to get there. It’s great for us because he’s the one pass rusher who really got after Zach last time we played. If it means Mike White has more time to operate it gives ourselves a better chance to steal that game from them.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on December 13, 2022, 08:02:39 AM
Mike Garafolo
@MikeGarafolo
·
1h
A reunion in Buffalo: WR Cole Beasley is coming out of retirement and expected to sign with the #Bills’ practice squad, sources say. After a brief stint with the #Buccaneers earlier this season, Beasley returns to Orchard Park to provide Josh Allen with another trusted target.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 13, 2022, 08:19:59 AM
Mike Garafolo
@MikeGarafolo
·
1h
A reunion in Buffalo: WR Cole Beasley is coming out of retirement and expected to sign with the #Bills’ practice squad, sources say. After a brief stint with the #Buccaneers earlier this season, Beasley returns to Orchard Park to provide Josh Allen with another trusted target.

This dude is such a piece of excrement.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on February 28, 2023, 08:03:28 AM
https://twitter.com/buffalobills/status/1630568498165436416?s=46&t=YXm42OjVv5RuOefhuR1MuQ

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on February 28, 2023, 08:14:59 AM
https://twitter.com/buffalobills/status/1630568498165436416?s=46&t=YXm42OjVv5RuOefhuR1MuQ



Put him on speed dial if our staff gets cleared out next offseason.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on February 28, 2023, 08:25:28 AM
Put him on speed dial if our staff gets cleared out next offseason.

I don't want Todd Bowles 2.0
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on February 28, 2023, 08:29:22 AM
I don't want Todd Bowles 2.0
As DC, not HC.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on March 08, 2023, 08:48:38 AM
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleiman
#Bills are "expected to lose" Safety Jordan Poyer and LB Tremaine Edmunds in free-agency according to @AdamSchefter



Bills Mafia freaking out over this on twitter is entertaining.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on March 08, 2023, 08:49:21 AM
We should sign Tremaine
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on March 08, 2023, 08:55:50 AM
We should sign Tremaine

If we land Rodgers or Lamar....FAs will be lining up for us.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 08, 2023, 09:45:06 AM
We should sign Tremaine

That'd be nice.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on March 08, 2023, 09:51:32 AM
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleiman
#Bills are "expected to lose" Safety Jordan Poyer and LB Tremaine Edmunds in free-agency according to @AdamSchefter



Bills Mafia freaking out over this on twitter is entertaining.

Poyer and his absolute knobhead of a girlfriend can freak off though.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on March 08, 2023, 09:52:16 AM
Poyer and his absolute knobhead of a girlfriend can freak off though.

he's a damn good Safety
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on March 08, 2023, 09:59:56 AM
he's a damn good Safety

He's 32 and struggled with injuries last season. And his bitch wife will just whine about liberals and taxes if she has to stay in New York.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on March 08, 2023, 10:02:33 AM
He's 32 and struggled with injuries last season. And his bitch wife will just whine about liberals and taxes if she has to stay in New York.

i like how you use age and injury history to fit your argument when it's convenient lol

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 08, 2023, 10:05:21 AM
Poyer can freak off to the nearest house fire.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on March 08, 2023, 10:05:57 AM
Poyer can freak off to the nearest house fire.

he's not coming here

but he's still pretty good.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on March 08, 2023, 10:20:58 AM
i like how you use age and injury history to fit your argument when it's convenient lol

When it fits the position and player, sure.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on March 08, 2023, 10:24:19 AM
When it fits the position and player, sure.

I see you, satan.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: delavan on March 08, 2023, 06:27:50 PM
Poyer and his absolute knobhead of a girlfriend can freak off though.
While not Andrew Tate, isn't that a tad strong...?

He's 32 and struggled with injuries last season. And his bitch wife will just whine about liberals and taxes if she has to stay in New York.
So while discussing a prospective, a perspective resonated and rankled you that much (as irrelevant as it was/is to begin with)?   

"knobhead girlfriend?"  "bitch wife?"  <--- c'mon that's Jerry Saltz-level jive..

https://www.instagram.com/p/CpaP84LAUoY/
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on March 08, 2023, 07:25:23 PM
While not Andrew Tate, isn't that a tad strong...?
So while discussing a prospective, a perspective resonated and rankled you that much (as irrelevant as it was/is to begin with)?   

"knobhead girlfriend?"  "bitch wife?"  <--- c'mon that's Jerry Saltz-level jive..

https://www.instagram.com/p/CpaP84LAUoY/

She's an antivax MAGA spunktrumpet living off her equally whiny husband's talent. She can DIAF.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: delavan on March 08, 2023, 08:21:02 PM
She's an antivax MAGA spunktrumpet living off her equally whiny husband's talent. She can DIAF.
Ok fair enough.  I didn't know of her and frankly she just came off as a superficial, materialistic nouveau riche "15 minutes of fame" ditz.  That she'd pretentiously bellyache about her beleaguered tax bracket status merely confirms her 'thousandaire' standing, i.e. down the road this one-trick counterfeit aristocrat won't have a pot to pee in let alone a window to throw it out of big picture-speaking.  Me, I pay taxes...which pays for needed excrement.  That said, her 'hatefuckability quotient's still pretty high...for now anyway....    ; )
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on May 09, 2023, 09:10:40 AM
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1655924726542352384?s=20


the chick that accused Araiza should fry for this.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on May 09, 2023, 01:21:24 PM
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1655924726542352384?s=20


the chick that accused Araiza should fry for this.
Dov Kleiman citing brobible

Journalism fr.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: delavan on May 09, 2023, 08:50:39 PM
Quote from: MBGreen
the chick that accused Araiza should fry for this.
yup
He: hang time; she: jail time.  About time
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on May 14, 2023, 01:37:32 PM
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1657728150787203078?t=TAoxGTZRudmo3XDAxq3vIA&s=19

This guy stunk in the CFL too
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: delavan on May 14, 2023, 08:32:37 PM
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1657728150787203078?t=TAoxGTZRudmo3XDAxq3vIA&s=19

This guy stunk in the CFL too
This guy was cited for possession of weed just days before the draft which amounted to bad bad bad timing and judgement if nothing else.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on June 05, 2023, 07:00:04 AM
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
·
14m
Sources: The #Bills are making a late splash in free agency, agreeing to terms with former #Rams standout pass-rusher Leonard Floyd. He gets a 1-year deal after 9 sacks last season. And Buffalo adds another key player on the edge.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on June 07, 2023, 11:08:14 AM
Josh Allen will be on the cover of Madden 24

CURSE SZN
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: klaximilian on June 07, 2023, 12:14:00 PM
Josh Allen will be on the cover of Madden 24

CURSE SZN
He dead in week 1.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: dcm1602 on June 07, 2023, 04:56:12 PM
If Allen's on the cover I'd wager there's a discussion about putting Hamlin on the cover with him. There's been some people vocal that Hamlin should be on the cover, but I'd wager the majority of them neither watch football or play Madden
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: delavan on July 25, 2023, 10:28:47 AM
Nyheim Hines (RB and Bills top KO/P returner) out for 2023 - Jet Ski accident

https://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/ny-bills-nyheim-hines-jet-ski-20230724-xq4iosb5a5ba3hlr6wdwlvajsu-story.html
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on September 12, 2023, 06:32:17 PM
Since he was drafted in 2018, Josh Allen leads the NFL in turnovers with 84.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 13, 2023, 03:16:02 PM
Allen getting hammered on Reddit, including by quite a few of his own fans.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/16hp0ey/highlight_josh_allen_initiating_contact_and/
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 13, 2023, 06:09:25 PM
https://twitter.com/Pierre_Kingpin/status/1702068069013602647
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on September 15, 2023, 03:01:47 PM
https://x.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1702703923969007903?s=20

we still need a replacement for Corey Davis.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 15, 2023, 03:06:22 PM
I think the Jets bring in a big-time receiver next offseason to go with Wilson. Diggs isn't realistic since it's intradivision, but Adams or Evans seem like strong possibilities.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 15, 2023, 03:07:55 PM
https://x.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1702703923969007903?s=20

we still need a replacement for Corey Davis.

If Diggs attitude is what that reporter says it is, I think Douglas and Saleh might be inclined to look somewhere else.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 15, 2023, 04:45:03 PM
If Diggs attitude is what that reporter says it is, I think Douglas and Saleh might be inclined to look somewhere else.

for what it's worth diggs has already coming out saying what that reporter said was hurtful, and that he had no idea what she was talking about because he has never had such an interaction with her. i'm inclined to believe him
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on September 15, 2023, 08:18:35 PM
for what it's worth diggs has already coming out saying what that reporter said was hurtful, and that he had no idea what she was talking about because he has never had such an interaction with her. i'm inclined to believe him
He has a reputation of being a bit of an poopchute prior to this. I don't know if it's beyond the usual diva receiver stuff, but he's not getting nominated for the Walter Peyton any time soon.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on October 26, 2023, 11:44:32 AM
Dawson Knox to IR. More excellent news for us, he's been really good.

Edit: I'm getting him mixed up with Kincaid, who is the one who has been good. Still, more injured Bills can't be a bad thing.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on November 14, 2023, 10:37:23 AM
Kenneth Dorsey.........fired.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on November 14, 2023, 10:39:33 AM
Kenneth Dorsey.........fired.

Hire him now
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on November 14, 2023, 10:40:43 AM
Hire him now

Bobby Salad don't make changes, son.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on November 14, 2023, 10:44:43 AM
If we upset the Bills again, McDermott is probably next.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on November 14, 2023, 10:49:04 AM
Sir Joseph Brady is going to push our excrement in
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 26, 2023, 10:33:34 PM
https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1728972771588481141?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

You love to see it
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 26, 2023, 10:42:21 PM
https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1728972771588481141?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

You love to see it

That might end poorly for Shaq Lawson.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on November 30, 2023, 10:04:34 AM
Quote
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleiman
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Bills star LB Von Miller has a warrant out for his arrest for Domestic Violence case, via @wfaa
 

Miller’s longtime girlfriend accused him of assaulting her at their home in Dallas on Wednesday morning and a warrant has been issued for Miller’s arrest. The warrant was for a charge of assaulting a pregnant person, a third-degree felony.


scumbag
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on November 30, 2023, 10:05:35 AM
ban him from the Hall of Fame
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on November 30, 2023, 10:11:41 AM
ban him from the Hall of Fame

it's a 3rd degree felony.  The HoF won't be the only thing cooked for this poopchute.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on November 30, 2023, 01:05:43 PM
Sadly the best thing for us is Buffalo being forced to keep him, given he has a massive contract that he isn't close to living up to. I presume this will allow them to void his contract without eating the cap hit, which is significant.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on November 30, 2023, 01:09:01 PM
He hasn't done much this year anyway.  On the field.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on December 07, 2023, 04:41:23 PM
lmao

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39065999/bills-coach-sean-mcdermott-regrets-9-11-comments-apologizes
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 07, 2023, 04:54:26 PM
Quote
"I brought everybody together and said this was the goal, this was the intent, and I apologize if anyone whatsoever felt a certain type of way coming out of that meeting," McDermott said. "If anyone misinterpreted or didn't understand my message, I apologize. I didn't do a good enough job of communicating clearly the intent of my message. That was about the importance of communication and that everyone needs to be on the same page, ironically enough. So that was important to me then and still is now."

I hate this "I'm sorry you feel that way" bullshit.

Just say "I was wrong and I'm sorry. There was no excuse and I'll be better." Then STFU
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on December 07, 2023, 05:09:45 PM
This story is the best thing I've read all day.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 08, 2023, 11:04:40 AM
https://x.com/whitepeppergdf/status/1732926278246727818?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 08, 2023, 11:06:21 AM
lmao

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39065999/bills-coach-sean-mcdermott-regrets-9-11-comments-apologizes

“I knew a guy that died in 9/11 so that makes my comments actually not insane” is twilight zone material
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 08, 2023, 11:06:49 AM
This story is the best thing I've read all day.

Potentially funniest NFL story this season
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 08, 2023, 11:07:29 AM
https://x.com/woopighappiness/status/1732907786873283044?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 08, 2023, 11:17:20 AM
https://x.com/dirtbagqueer/status/1732889012111593688?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

Not sure if satire
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on December 08, 2023, 11:43:18 AM
https://x.com/dirtbagqueer/status/1732889012111593688?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

Not sure if satire

Not. It's from the same Ty Dunne article.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on December 08, 2023, 12:02:43 PM
"A bunch of kids get shot in school several times a year.  Alright let's get out there and kick some derriere!"
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 08, 2023, 12:48:16 PM
“I knew a guy that died in 9/11 so that makes my comments actually not insane” is twilight zone material

It's like the old "I'm not racist at all, my buddy at work is Puerto Rican!"
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 08, 2023, 01:32:49 PM
https://x.com/cookedbyshakir/status/1732918321023004842?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: reuben on December 08, 2023, 02:38:37 PM
Wow goldmine, thanks Sean. 

I wonder what Adam Gase's motivational speeches were like.  I imagine either a ventriloquist routine where he drinks water while Dowell Loggains heckles players, or just lorem ipsum text.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 09, 2023, 07:35:59 AM
https://x.com/shahrimanyan/status/1733181247013138776?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 09, 2023, 07:39:20 AM
https://x.com/klew24/status/1732824584037052519?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

Maybe this article is worth reading, every excerpt is amazing
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on December 09, 2023, 08:32:24 AM
https://x.com/shahrimanyan/status/1733181247013138776?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Solid movie
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 09, 2023, 11:28:31 AM
https://x.com/klew24/status/1732824584037052519?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

Maybe this article is worth reading, every excerpt is amazing

Christ, what an poopchute.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on December 10, 2023, 06:57:39 PM
https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/1734011281080737951?t=rlAr-d0KMtaAUf0oqSZUlw&s=19
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on January 22, 2024, 08:25:53 AM
The Bills are in something of a mess with the cap now as well, this was their YOLO shot to win a Super Bowl. Now they have some really tough personnel decisions to make: they're $43M over the cap for next season, their defense gets paid a ton of money and is starting to get old, and they have a couple of players making a ton of money that they can't move on from.

- Stefon Diggs is underperforming and an poopchute in the locker room, makes $28M next year, costs $31M in dead money if he's cut or traded
- Von Miller is completely washed, makes $24M next year, costs $32.5M if he's cut or traded

Tre White and Matt Milano are both 30 next season, both coming off serious injuries, and cost $28M between them - perfectly good value if they come back healthy and able to play to their previous standards, but expensive millstones if they don't. White is particularly concerning if I'm a Bills fan, in the last three seasons he's torn his ACL and then his achilles - the odds of him ever getting back to his previous standards would seem pretty low.

It even costs them $7.5M to cut Tyler Bass. which is $3M more than keeping him. They're really in a tough spot.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on January 22, 2024, 08:28:05 AM
Stefon Diggs is underperforming

Did a Bills fan tell you this?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on January 22, 2024, 08:33:05 AM
Did a Bills fan tell you this?

Relative to his previous years his numbers aren't great, and the last few games he's not been much of a factor. 5 TDs and 5 100 yard games in his first 6 games, 3 TDs and 0 100 yard games in the next 13 including the 2 playoff games. He had 21 yards on 3 catches and dropped what could have been the game winning TD last night.

Overall, he has not been very good this year.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on January 22, 2024, 08:53:38 AM
Overall, he has not been very good this year.

I don't see it that way.

Shakir and Cook emerged as a threats.  They also draft Dalton Kincaid.  Diggs was still a target vacuum and this year doesn't look that much different than 2021 for him. 

Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on January 22, 2024, 08:57:28 AM
The biggest problem with Buffalo is not the injuries.  It's all the excuses that Josh Allen gets.

It's never his fault.  The dude has 21 turnovers in the regular season.  He had the ball in crunch time last night and once again, didn't get the job done.  First it was Ken Dorsey.  Then Diggs.  Now Tyler Bass. 

We can blame the kicker, but the QB being an idiot put him in that spot.  He had two checkdowns wide open to get them closer to either a first down or a shorter field goal and went full retard, as usual. 
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on January 22, 2024, 09:08:28 AM
OK, but if Diggs catches that ludicrous 60 yard pass then they quite possibly win the game courtesy of a throw virtually no one else in the league can make. I'm not excusing Allen's mistakes and I'm not blaming Diggs for them losing last night, but $28M for 21 yards, 3 catches, a fumble and a crucial drop is part of why they have a problem next season.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on January 22, 2024, 09:12:27 AM
OK, but if Diggs catches that ludicrous 60 yard pass then they quite possibly win the game courtesy of a throw virtually no one else in the league can make. I'm not excusing Allen's mistakes and I'm not blaming Diggs for them losing last night, but $28M for 21 yards, 3 catches, a fumble and a crucial drop is part of why they have a problem next season.

If Josh Allen isn't a unclutch piece of a excrement, they quite possibly win the game too. 

Diggs doesn't make $28M for one game.  He's a big reason why they were the #2 seed in the AFC.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on January 22, 2024, 09:21:45 AM
If Josh Allen isn't a unclutch piece of a excrement, they quite possibly win the game too. 

Diggs doesn't make $28M for one game.  He's a big reason why they were the #2 seed in the AFC.

He didn't cost $28M this year, or in 2021. That's my point - his contract hit for the last 4 years with the Bills has been

2023: $15M
2022: $11.7M
2021: $6.4M
2020: $13.5M

For the next three years it's $28M, he's 30 years old, and he's not playing to the same level he has previously. Obviously he's still a really good player, but his contract is about to become a significant problem relative to his production. In fact, there are maybe only two receivers in the league who I think would justify that level of contract right now - AJ Brown and CeeDee Lamb, both because their balance of age and production are right.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on January 22, 2024, 09:22:55 AM
The biggest problem with Buffalo is not the injuries.  It's all the excuses that Josh Allen gets.

It's never his fault.  The dude has 21 turnovers in the regular season.  He had the ball in crunch time last night and once again, didn't get the job done.  First it was Ken Dorsey.  Then Diggs.  Now Tyler Bass. 

We can blame the kicker, but the QB being an idiot put him in that spot.  He had two checkdowns wide open to get them closer to either a first down or a shorter field goal and went full retard, as usual. 

Can we hire Ken Dorsey, please?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on January 22, 2024, 09:25:18 AM
and he's not playing to the same level he has previously.

His stats are nearly identical to 2021's and this is with three other pass catchers taking yardage/targets away from him.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on January 22, 2024, 09:27:31 AM
His stats are nearly identical to 2021's and this is with three other pass catchers taking yardage/targets away from him.

And he's going to be paid 4x as much as 2021 for the same production. Again, this is not a "Stefon Diggs is excrement" discussion, clearly he isn't. This is a "Stefon Diggs is not a $28M a year player" discussion.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on January 22, 2024, 09:28:07 AM
If Josh Allen isn't a unclutch piece of a excrement, they quite possibly win the game too. 

Diggs doesn't make $28M for one game.  He's a big reason why they were the #2 seed in the AFC.

https://x.com/korkedbats/status/1749258194189267117?s=20
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on January 28, 2024, 02:19:48 PM
Joe Brady named OC
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 06, 2024, 04:29:44 PM
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39667720/bills-releasing-veteran-safety-jordan-poyer-source-says (https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39667720/bills-releasing-veteran-safety-jordan-poyer-source-says)

Bills releasing:

-Safety Jordan Poyer
-Center Mitch Morse
-Kick Return Deonte Harty
-Defensive Back Siran Neal
-Running Back Nyheim Hines
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on March 06, 2024, 04:31:42 PM
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39667720/bills-releasing-veteran-safety-jordan-poyer-source-says (https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39667720/bills-releasing-veteran-safety-jordan-poyer-source-says)

Bills releasing:

-Safety Jordan Poyer
-Center Mitch Morse
-Kick Return Deonte Harty
-Defensive Back Siran Neal
-Running Back Nyheim Hines
And CB Tre'davious White
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on March 06, 2024, 04:32:21 PM
I don't really like Jordan Poyer but I wouldn't hate signing him if not expensive and we can't keep Whitehead or onlyfans.  That dude was always around the ball.  He's older though.  We have better places to spend money.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 06, 2024, 04:41:37 PM
And CB Tre'davious White

Forgot one...in the headline. Thank you.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on March 06, 2024, 05:00:48 PM
Forgot one...in the headline. Thank you.
*tips hat*
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 07, 2024, 01:33:16 AM
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39670120/sources-mitch-trubisky-released-steelers-join-bills

Trubisky is headed back to Buffalo, Kyle Allen to hit the FA market.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on March 07, 2024, 05:48:36 AM
That's a shame, I would have liked Trubisky here to back up Rodgers.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on March 07, 2024, 06:10:59 AM
Also restructured Von Miller's deal to save $8M on the cap this year.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 07, 2024, 08:33:48 AM
That's a shame, I would have liked Trubisky here to back up Rodgers.

Maybe Mike Tomlin will bring Mason Rudolph here in 2025.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Johnny English on March 07, 2024, 08:54:39 AM
Maybe Mike Tomlin will bring Mason Rudolph here in 2025.

I can see half of this prediction coming true.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on April 03, 2024, 10:04:02 AM
Stefon Diggs traded to the Texans
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on April 03, 2024, 10:08:55 AM
They have no receivers
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: d sw0rdz on April 03, 2024, 10:11:43 AM
Bills really asking allen to do everything
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on April 03, 2024, 10:13:29 AM
They have no receivers

"What would Al Quaeda do?"


-Sean McDermott
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Derek Smalls on April 03, 2024, 10:59:01 AM
The Jets are the best team in the AFC East.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on April 03, 2024, 11:02:13 AM
Bills are gonna take Xavier worthy in the first round and call it good aren’t they?

That entire team right now is don’t let Allen beat us
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 03, 2024, 11:14:53 AM
The Jets are the best team in the AFC East.

Better seize this opportunity...
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on April 03, 2024, 11:16:04 AM
The Jets are the best team in the AFC East.

let's get Rodgers to sustain a drive first. #babysteps
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 03, 2024, 11:20:21 AM
Allen got worse after losing Daboll. Let's hope the same is true after losing Diggs...
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on April 03, 2024, 11:24:43 AM
https://x.com/TheSimpsonsNFL/status/1775552001209675953?s=20
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 03, 2024, 11:29:27 AM
The Jets are a team in the AFC East.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on April 03, 2024, 11:33:02 AM


https://x.com/REMASCULATE/status/1775244820694380555?s=20
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 03, 2024, 02:20:56 PM
I've got a coworker who is a Bills fan and he's happy about this because he felt like Diggs was a headache. I just don't see how the Bills are better by making this move.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Derek Smalls on April 03, 2024, 08:55:58 PM
I've got a coworker who is a Bills fan and he's happy about this because he felt like Diggs was a headache. I just don't see how the Bills are better by making this move.
They aren't. Honestly, I thought the Jets were better before this trade. But after, I feel more confident. Bills receiving corps is going to be something like Curtis Samuel, Khalil Shakir, Keon Coleman and like DJ Chark most likely.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 04, 2024, 07:06:40 AM
They will probably just run the ball more and use the TEs a ton to make up for it.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Libero_2 on April 04, 2024, 10:16:30 AM
They will probably just run the ball more and use the TEs a ton to make up for it.

They haven’t effectively run the ball with anyone other than Allen for years
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 04, 2024, 10:36:55 AM
They haven’t effectively run the ball with anyone other than Allen for years

James Cook rushed for over 1100 yards last year.  Allen only had 500 yards.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on April 04, 2024, 11:07:29 AM
James Cook rushed for over 1100 yards last year.  Allen only had 500 yards.

“Only” 500 yards and 15 TDs
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 04, 2024, 01:48:27 PM
“Only” 500 yards and 15 TDs

Wait...QBs are allowed to run in the gold zone? Someone should let Hackett know about this
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 04, 2024, 03:41:41 PM
They started to commit a lot more to the running game after switching OCs and proceeded to go 7-2 down the stretch. I'd expect more of that.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Heismanberg on April 04, 2024, 03:55:46 PM
They started to commit a lot more to the running game after switching OCs and proceeded to go 7-2 down the stretch. I'd expect more of that.

A lot easier to run the ball with a legit #1 WR
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 04, 2024, 05:07:24 PM
A lot easier to run the ball with a legit #1 WR

Fair, but the Bills struggled to run the ball with anyone but Allen for the majority of the time Diggs was there with the exception of the second half of last season when Diggs was a relative non-factor.
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 05, 2024, 12:43:03 PM
https://x.com/ustadium/status/1776275752222077234?s=46&t=ZNQYid0cwYc7XYhInMbqIQ
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: Badger on April 11, 2024, 07:54:16 PM
What if OJ was the Bills curse?
Title: Re: Buffalol
Post by: MBGreen on April 12, 2024, 05:46:43 AM
What if OJ was the Bills curse?
Now it's JP Losman