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Title: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on September 02, 2014, 08:01:52 PM
RE: Stephen Hill
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If he makes it back to the NFL ..... I will hunt this kid down and beat him to death with a Jet helmut.
I'm so disappointed, I thought he could be a difference maker!

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Good luck bum! Maybe u can prove us wrong, maybe you'll benefit with Can or maybe you'll be the bum we were right about. Enjoy practice squad in mean time u brittle bum!
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on September 02, 2014, 08:03:13 PM
Self-explanatory

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Pantale is our GRAHAM and the missing piece of the puzzle that makes us a champion.......guarenteed
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on September 02, 2014, 08:04:03 PM
RE: Idzik

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"He sure hasn't proved to me otherwise! I sure hope he has a plan cause the plan looked it was written on toilet paper and its use is where it belongs!"
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on September 02, 2014, 08:11:02 PM
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Bess can play outside, too. He's essentially like Holmes minus the attitude.

wat
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: bojanglesman on September 02, 2014, 08:11:34 PM
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Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on September 02, 2014, 08:17:44 PM
History lesson:
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Jets haven't lost to the raiders since 1996
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: guinness77 on September 02, 2014, 08:17:55 PM
Self-explanatory

That can't be real. No way.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: guinness77 on September 02, 2014, 08:18:30 PM
History lesson:
Another one. That can't be real.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on September 02, 2014, 08:18:37 PM
That can't be real. No way.

100% authentic quote.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: guinness77 on September 02, 2014, 08:19:31 PM
100% authentic quote.
Has. To. Be. Sarcastic? Right?
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on September 02, 2014, 08:24:35 PM
Has. To. Be. Sarcastic? Right?

No

This was that same guy's reaction to JJ Watt's contract:  "THATS MORE THAN REVIS"
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on September 02, 2014, 08:29:53 PM
Reflecting on Coples moving from DE to OLB:
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Doesn't matter . 1st rd pick can't adapt to rushing from different angles means he needed to go. We don't have time to waste. It was a horrible pick anyhow. We would have drafted vontaze burfict not for his trouble that made him go undrafted. And I told everyone undrafted whoever gets him gets a steal and now he signed a mega deal the other day. Mark Barron would have been another good pick at that spot. Or a WR. Coples is 4th round talent at best. Mike T ruined our team and Rex chances. Now we have to give John and Rex at least 5 more seasons to see what they can build.
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Are you all watching the same player he has been a bust do far why do you think they got babben, this a make or break year for him or it was a waste of a very high draft puck
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: bojanglesman on September 02, 2014, 08:36:51 PM
Babben babbie!
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on September 02, 2014, 08:47:07 PM
Mark Barron, who went 7th overall (and is pretty terrible), would have been a good pick at 16.

orite
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on September 02, 2014, 08:48:45 PM
A Defense of the Quarterback Matt Simms:
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Cut Simms? The jets never dissapoint on baffling their fans.
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Should have kept Simms
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I disagree with cutting Matt Simms
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Im shocked that Simms was cut. Prob. The best 3rd stringer in NFL
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Wow, Jets cut Matt Simms?
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Really? Simms? You better hope Geno stays healthy, cause if someone looks at Vick the wrong way he'll probably break something and you'll need to send Morty out there to play QB. Stupid
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Why the hell did we cut Simms he would be a great backup after Vick leaves if you would have kept him on the team he would have known the offense as good as geno
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They are such morons for dropping Simms and miles. Wow.
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Should have kept Simms
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Disappointing to see Matt Simms on this list.
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Simms was the only surprise from my perspective. Perhaps, the salsa?
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Simms should not have been cut!
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Wow. Cut their best qb imo!
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Why simms! Dame I am pissed
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Cut Simms should have been Vick
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Only two QBs ?! What the hell...That's risky!
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Releasing simms is a mistake
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cutting simms is insane maybe practice squard!!!!!
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Cut Simms ???? What are you thinking???? Never cease to amaze me!!!!
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Bellicheat is gonna pick Simms up and make him the predecessor to Brady and he's gonna send the Jets into another decade of defeat
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Another losing season I would of dumped smith and had Simms back up Vick smith will not last 3 games and if he dose they will be 3 losses 35 year fan and the season is starting and I can not wait for hockey
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Guess everyone's mad because you let Simms go but kept Kyle Wilson. Now there's a cb that should have been cut.
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Cut the fat guy Rex get Sims back
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Did they cut Idzick yet?
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Simms? Woody do your self a favor cut Rex and Idzik!
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on September 02, 2014, 08:50:19 PM
Idzick
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on September 02, 2014, 08:53:10 PM
"Why Simms! Dame i am pissed"
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: bojanglesman on September 02, 2014, 08:55:42 PM
I feel dumber having read this.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on September 02, 2014, 08:56:12 PM
"Why Simms! Dame i am pissed"

gat dame
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: bojanglesman on September 02, 2014, 09:01:57 PM
Syms
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on September 02, 2014, 09:15:07 PM
I had to read this twice.

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Once Mark Sanchez proves himself in Philly as a backup quarterback, I would like to see the Jets resign him after a year or two when the organization finally realizes that Geno is not the answer.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Cane on September 02, 2014, 09:15:43 PM
An "overheard at MetLife" thread would be equally bountiful.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on September 02, 2014, 09:25:17 PM
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Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Pope on September 02, 2014, 09:46:17 PM
Once in a while I go to the Jets facebook page and say terrible things to some of these idiots. It's very therapeutic. The absolute best is when you defend Vick, holy excrement does it ruffle feathers.

"I kicked my dog in honor of Vick today"

FB notifications were off the hook that day
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Tommy on September 02, 2014, 10:06:02 PM
I had to read this twice.


You're friends with Hobbes on Facebook?
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: reuben on September 02, 2014, 10:24:35 PM
Really? Simms? You better hope Geno stays healthy, cause if someone looks at Vick the wrong way he'll probably break something and you'll need to send Morty out there to play QB. Stupid

(http://i.imgur.com/H0bwNcK.png)
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Miamipuck on September 03, 2014, 09:13:32 AM
You're friends with Hobbes on Facebook?

He got a serious beatdown here......the bundle of sticks left.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 03, 2014, 10:20:36 AM
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Bellicheat is gonna pick Simms up and make him the predecessor to Brady and he's gonna send the Jets into another decade of defeat

This is my favorite one. If Belichick manages this one, I'll personally drive him to Canton for his induction!
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on September 03, 2014, 10:24:29 AM
This is my favorite one. If Belichick manages this one, I'll personally drive him to Canton for his induction!

You won't "beat him to death with a Jet helmut"?
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: bojanglesman on September 03, 2014, 10:51:41 AM
This is my favorite one. If Belichick manages this one, I'll personally drive him to Canton for his induction!

Belichick goes back in time and puts Simms in before Brady, while making him great.  He also freezes Brady in time, allowing him to wait for Simms' greatness to run it's course.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on September 03, 2014, 02:39:03 PM
Making a Prediction:
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Vick will get hurt in game 1.. we don't need this loser on Gang Green
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: mj2sexay on September 04, 2014, 11:37:11 AM
Ugh. That "Largest Jets fan group on facebool" is insufferable so I had to leave. Really dumb stuff comes out of that stinkhole.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Tommy on September 04, 2014, 11:48:23 AM
You won't "beat him to death with a Jet helmut"?

When I google image search "Helmut" I see a lot of nazis and naked people.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on September 04, 2014, 11:56:15 AM
Suggestions Regarding Personnel:
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We still need to give Bailey a try out if Lions don't sign him! Rex and Rob may have same philosophies and talk football but there are few if any players that played for both men in their careers, well big ones anyway.

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Champ is one of the best corners to ever play! He was stupid good at man coverage. Let's sign him to a year maybe and have him be in a player/coach role!!! I bet rex also called his brother too lol
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on September 04, 2014, 10:27:45 PM
Making Preparations for Attendance:
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Quick question to you all. In order to tail gate at the stadium do you have to buy a parking pass before hand? Or can I role up buy one from some parking lot person?????
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: bojanglesman on September 04, 2014, 10:28:39 PM
^Gotta be Zace.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on September 05, 2014, 03:18:14 PM

Enjoying Sports Radio On a Friday Afternoon:

"Idzik was just on espn radio and sounded like a baffoon , still won't announce the starting QB for the yr. I'm sure that's great for genos confidence . Guy acts like he won ten Super Bowls ."
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on September 05, 2014, 03:23:49 PM
Double agent:


"I am so pumped for Sunday!!! Hoping my 2 favorite teams win!! Go Jets and Dolphins!!!!"
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on September 08, 2014, 08:43:36 AM
Regarding Offensive Trickery With Our Quarterbacks:

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It's kind of like madden when you know you're going to win so you start trying crazy plays like subbing in a third string mlb as a te in the wildcat formation for the hell of it

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I LIKE IT AND I DONT THINK ITS A PROBLEM FOR THEM !

DEFENSE WAS NOT READY FOR THAT

I LIKE IT

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I think the 2 QBat the same time is Complete BS, and that throw was Bad (As In NOT GOOD at all).

Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on September 08, 2014, 08:46:48 AM
Monday Edition: Overheard at MetLife Stadium

Midway through the first quarter:

"I knew Decker was no good. He was a product of Peyton Manning."
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Tommy on September 08, 2014, 08:52:02 AM
To be honest I was surprised at how good decker was. I wasn't a fan of the signing just because he was white, and couldn't believe a white WR would make a difference. Is that racist?
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on September 08, 2014, 09:24:01 AM
To be honest I was surprised at how good decker was. I wasn't a fan of the signing just because he was white, and couldn't believe a white WR would make a difference. Is that racist?

yes, but no one is surprised by this
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on September 08, 2014, 09:57:51 AM
To be honest I was surprised at how good decker was. I wasn't a fan of the signing just because he was white, and couldn't believe a white WR would make a difference. Is that racist?

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Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Miamipuck on September 08, 2014, 10:10:58 AM
To be honest I was surprised at how good decker was. I wasn't a fan of the signing just because he was white, and couldn't believe a white WR would make a difference. Is that racist?

Nahhhhhhh
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on September 08, 2014, 01:30:34 PM
To be honest I was surprised at how good decker was. I wasn't a fan of the signing just because he was white, and couldn't believe a white WR would make a difference. Is that racist?

No, because it's impossible for white people to be victims of racism.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2014, 04:36:55 PM
Remembering the Contributions of the Former Jet John Abraham

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Concussion. Just sit on a bike during the AFC Championship. You got 8 more years that you deserved. poopchute.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2014, 04:43:14 PM
Protesting the Weekly Rankings of Power

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I would like to know how the Jets are below the Pats, Bears, Ravens, or even the Packers. Did any of the people at ESPN watch any football during the playoffs or even last year? How are the Jets number 21?
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on September 14, 2014, 02:50:49 PM
Upon the Team's Arrival in Green Bay:

(http://i.imgur.com/BVMx13l.jpg)

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Is this Nick Mangold?
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on September 14, 2014, 07:11:20 PM
Reflections on Today's Match Against the Packers of Green Bay:

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Allen> Walls > Wilson >>>>>>> Milliner

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Remember when every team has a former jets kicker/punter and there doing well

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Listening to Rex's Press Conference and he is not taking a stand said he didn't call time out and he should say that he's the head coach and will talk with Marty! Just saying! Damn Rex as good of a coach you are, you like to bumble and excrement!

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Soooo apparently we don't cover wide receivers during our games. Our all pro d - end thinks he a boxer.our oc thinks timeout can be called by him. Well thinks must change quickly cause the next 4 games each qb can throw for 400 without a problem

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What I learned today is that the Winter Soldier blocks better than Winters.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 26, 2014, 10:14:05 PM
An "overheard at MetLife" thread would be equally bountiful.

At the bears game, in my section alone, there were chants for Vick, Sanchez, Jameis Winston. and Tebow
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 26, 2014, 10:24:04 PM
To be honest I was surprised at how good decker was. I wasn't a fan of the signing just because he was white, and couldn't believe a white WR would make a difference. Is that racist?

IDK, if the Jets had Jordy Nelson and Wes Welker, would they be better?
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on October 21, 2014, 04:37:42 PM
The Extension of Wide Receiver Jeremy Kerley

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Then Harvin is not being re signed and this trade was a bust. Stupid

Upon Being Asked to Defend His Opinion

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Well then its even stupider because they are both in the slot
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on October 26, 2014, 09:35:01 PM
Logan Mankins...savior.

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Any chance we should have tried calling the Patriots about trading for disgruntled guard Logan Mankins?! I know that Belichick would have rather kiss a dead moose in the derriere than do business with the Jets haha, but do you think he would have helped us out despite the money and contract he would have demanded?! I think he could have helped out our LG situation.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on October 26, 2014, 09:47:36 PM
Assignment of Blame

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Is not john idzik playing on the field not even rex .its offend and the defend .need a miracle to survive .
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on October 26, 2014, 09:55:22 PM
good question:

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So completely off the Jets for a second...can someone explain to me why the steelers are wearing these jerseys that make them look like big bumble bees?


better answer:

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IF THE JETS PLAYED LIKE THE STEELERS DID TODAY AGAINST THE COLTS, THEY COULD WEAR TOM BRADY'S LINGERIE FOR ALL I CARE
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on October 27, 2014, 10:40:55 AM
Apparently drafting the best QB prospect in the last 20 years had no effect:

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Colts rebuilt in one year flat in 2012 had the right people and personnel in office.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Miamipuck on October 27, 2014, 10:50:34 AM
Apparently drafting the best QB prospect in the last 20 years had no effect:


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Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on October 27, 2014, 10:50:39 AM
Grammar...Zero fucks given:

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IDZIK TO SPEAK AT 11. 30 TODAY HE IS GOING TO TRY TO SUCKER ALL JETS FANS ABOUT HIS PLANS HE HAS NONE DONT DRINK THE KOOL AID DONT BE A SUCKER
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on October 28, 2014, 05:30:11 PM
the downfall of Mike Ditak

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After the 1999 season, the New Orleans Saints did a total house cleaning that involved firing the legendary Mike Ditak, all members of the coaching staff and the general manager, I'm sure a few scouts also got the boot as well. I'm sure something will happen like that after this season for the New York Jets!
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on October 28, 2014, 05:34:20 PM
ohhh lawwd...not the nails!!garaf@#$afdf!$#%@#DF

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Just listened to Idzik press conference! Oh my God I feel like biting my nails just so he shuts up every time he tries to put emphasis on things. He sounds like an idiot!
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on October 28, 2014, 05:38:32 PM
wut

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i got an actual trade that might but feasible...would you jets trade your de richardson and c mangold to the browns for a first round pick?
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on October 28, 2014, 05:41:19 PM
Cornerback situation smells like hoo-ha

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I can't even imagine a situation that would make us think that Idzik is purposely tanking the season, for what ever reason, but with all that's gone on with the cornerback situation to not even reach out to Champ Baily who even at this point of his career would have been a major upgrade at the position. Probably would have settled for the veterans minimum I'm assuming. Just smells fishy.... Makes ya think....
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Jumbo on October 28, 2014, 08:59:45 PM
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All the jets fans see Simms as the guy why does the jets team not see it

all 32 nfl teams can pick him up but jets fans kno best

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Hey Joe nameth put a curse on the jets he said if you give me this win in superbowl 3 you don't have to give the jets anything for the rest of my life and we have struggled season after season screw you joe lift the curse and lets start winning

pls die nameth
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 29, 2014, 10:28:33 AM
wut

I'd take a first pick for Richardson and Mangold.

In every draft for the next 4 years.

all 32 nfl teams can pick him up but jets fans kno best

pls die nameth

I hate Nameth.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on November 12, 2014, 09:40:54 AM
On Defensive Player of the Week Jaiquawn Jarrett

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Knowing the jets will trade him in the off season. Are organization Is run by a group of idiots
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Miamipuck on November 12, 2014, 09:53:06 AM
On Defensive Player of the Week Jaiquawn Jarrett


Oh the illiteracy.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on November 17, 2014, 05:25:04 PM
"So if Tom Coughlin and Rex Ryan both get fired at the end of the season, should the Jets make a run at Coughlin?"


this is what happens when you drink bleach.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on November 18, 2014, 09:00:26 AM
Pictures...thrown everywhere.

"Sanchez throws pic after pic after pic behind a porous offensive line, and with no receivers. He is labeled a poor bust QB, and goes to another team. We see how that's going. Geno throws pic after pic after pic in the same situation. Geno Smith probably is glad he had been benched. He'll probably be a star somewhere else. Eventually our team, our coaches, and our fans will realize it isn't a QB problem."
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Miamipuck on November 18, 2014, 09:11:34 AM
To steal from Heismanberg:

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Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Johnny English on November 18, 2014, 09:17:34 AM
Geno Smith probably is glad he had been benched. He'll probably be a star somewhere else.

The FXFL is excite.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on November 24, 2014, 08:28:17 PM
I can't even....

"Special Teams Coordinator should be fired! I wonder how much money it would take for Mike Westhoff to come back from retirement no matter the head coach!"

Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on November 24, 2014, 08:34:09 PM

This guy means business....

"Rex has no excuse for this bullshit, Jets had more time to practice, more time to prepare, & to top it off Buffalo lost a home game. At the next home game I'll be sure to let him know to get the freak outta town."

Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on November 24, 2014, 08:36:52 PM
I'm sure Ryan will be listening
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on November 24, 2014, 08:39:29 PM
hurrrrrd

"Vick is pathetic.......where is Chris Simms?......."
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on December 02, 2014, 09:54:40 PM
New Ideas About Team Ownership

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This was a thread in hardcore jets as a publicly owned franchise buy us fans thoughts? I think like the packers its a great idea
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on December 02, 2014, 10:06:24 PM
Fam

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The Jets are like that one cousin you can't stand, but you gotta love em cuz he's family.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on December 02, 2014, 10:08:21 PM
Totally Normal Reactions

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Would a JETS fan who's at the game please walk down to the press room and punch Rex Ryan in the mouth.
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With someone's erect anatomy..
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I would spit on him if I was close
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on December 02, 2014, 10:11:45 PM
Yes

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Yes
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Jets made a record for rushing yes in a qrt in 3 yrs
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200 yes in a half first time in 5yrs
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on December 02, 2014, 10:23:13 PM
crap sighting

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Did u c that block in the back cause i surely saw it crap
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on December 02, 2014, 10:26:29 PM
how many fingers and toes am I holding up?

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Watching some of these others teams makes me want to cry, puke and laugh like a lunatic on insanity knowing the number of times the Jets made the many long ball catches, turnover making, long running plays can be counted with my toes and fingers lol. Sad season though 96 will always take the cake haha!
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Johnny English on December 02, 2014, 10:54:06 PM
how many fingers and toes am I holding up?


96, apparently.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on December 07, 2014, 09:54:44 PM
The Few and the Far

"Percy Harvin is one of the few and far Jets WR who this year caught over 100 yards receiving and got a TD in the same game!"
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: bojanglesman on December 07, 2014, 09:57:12 PM
The Few and the Far

"Percy Harvin is one of the few and far Jets WR who this year caught over 100 yards receiving and got a TD in the same game!"
The few......the far......the Marines.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on December 07, 2014, 09:57:20 PM
hot off the presses

"I just realized Percy Harvin makes his return to Minnesota for the first time since being traded to Seattle!"
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on December 07, 2014, 10:03:27 PM
Rex addiction puts on weight


"QUIT REX YOU FAT freak!"
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Libero_2 on December 08, 2014, 05:16:32 AM
If only people could communicate effectively.

The average persons communication skills are being destroyed by texting, tweeting and general social media stuff.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on December 08, 2014, 06:30:59 AM
If only people could communicate effectively.

The average persons communication skills are being destroyed by texting, tweeting and general social media stuff.

Nah, I bet these people were always idiots. They just have the means to broadcast it now.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 08, 2014, 11:05:18 AM
Nah, I bet these people were always idiots. They just have the means to broadcast it now.

This.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on December 14, 2014, 11:07:25 PM
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Another step away from Mariota. No worries, when was the last time a Heisman Trophy winner was really good in the NFL? My dark horse is Bryce Petty.

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WOW! We can't even lose when we need to. Now, I'm extremely DISGUSTED ...  >:(

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I hate this team. We could have had heisman new coach and new gm. It's awful being a jets fan.

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I once liked Rex. Saw two playoff runs with him, only 1 time before that as I'm only 33. No more after tonight's pressers! "Real Fans" I've got a toe for you to suck right here fetish boy!

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I legit feel like we just lost a playoff game. It's not like I'm mad at Rex or the players for trying to win but today is just another example that we can't get a break
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: bojanglesman on December 15, 2014, 06:24:52 AM
Losing is a magnet for retards.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on December 18, 2014, 11:02:46 AM
Consideration of the Quarterback Jay Cutler

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so you REALLLY dont want the jets to be good ever

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You are nuts. Trestman is an offensive guru and hes terrible. He also had Martz. He has never been good ever. He literally just throws the ball 30 yd downfield and hopes one of his 2 amazing WR can catch it. He is awful with 2 of the best WR, best RB, and a great TE. Now you want him on the Jets, HA
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Johnny English on December 18, 2014, 01:47:04 PM
I don't think he's terrible but I don't want him on the Jets.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on December 18, 2014, 01:47:35 PM
I don't think he's terrible but I don't want him on the Jets.

He has never been good ever.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on December 26, 2014, 01:58:47 PM
Overheard at MetLife:

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Giselle's got an infection in her vagina... it's called a penis!
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Tommy on December 26, 2014, 01:59:59 PM
Hahaha


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Tommy on December 26, 2014, 02:01:12 PM
I remember being at the old stadium after we lost to the bills years ago. Some fat drunk jets fan loudly screamed "you know what jets stands for right? Just wait until next season!"


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on December 26, 2014, 02:01:42 PM
I remember being at the old stadium after we lost to the bills years ago. Some fat drunk jets fan loudly screamed "you know what jets stands for right? Just wait until next season!"


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

JWUNS
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Jumbo on January 02, 2015, 02:57:51 PM
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Woody!!! I never seen an NFL HC opt out of his contract. There are over 12 dozen reasons why we (JET FANS) do not want to see Doug the quitter Marrone as the Jets next HC. Marrone has accomplished NOTHING, quit on his team, and informed them by txt message he quit. That speaks volumes of what a LOSER this man is as a person, and his non-coaching ability's speak for themselves. Is this really the leader you are looking to replace Rex with??? Get a grip Woody!!!!! This is your time to prove your brain really is bigger than a Q-Tip....

This was the top comment on a post about having 45 sacks this year, the most in a season since 1988.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Jumbo on January 02, 2015, 03:05:14 PM
I also liked this one.

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Oh please. Just imagine if you had some NFL quality cb the jets defence line could have had 80 sacks n better record but is not coach rex fault is the talent around that wins games for you're coach
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on January 14, 2015, 08:33:30 PM
wat

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Bowels names 1 of Cromartie's kids starting QB for opening day
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on February 23, 2015, 03:08:57 PM
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Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on February 23, 2015, 06:23:03 PM
I can finally post the screen cap:

(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/02/23/e5bd81d3f64f6a9729eb1c05ca647f03.jpg)
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Tommy on February 23, 2015, 07:20:16 PM
Hahahaha what the freak
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on February 23, 2015, 07:39:43 PM

Hahahaha what the freak

close your eye
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Tommy on February 23, 2015, 07:44:23 PM
I dare you to like it
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on April 01, 2015, 10:37:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ugDUvvj.png)
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Jumbo on April 10, 2015, 04:24:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/FMLwYoK.jpg)
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on April 10, 2015, 04:25:02 PM
haha what a jackass
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Libero_2 on April 10, 2015, 05:14:15 PM
Wow... Wtf is the point of doing that.

Hell I wouldn't even feel comfortable buying a Bucs jersey with Winston on the back right now.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Johnny English on April 10, 2015, 05:21:07 PM
Wow... Wtf is the point of doing that.

Hell I wouldn't even feel comfortable buying a Bucs jersey with Winston on the back right now.

Benjamin Allbright ‏@AllbrightNFL
Jameis Winston WILL be the #Bucs pick, per source. It's a done deal. Did what they consider due diligence to be sure.

I think you're probably safe on that one.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Libero_2 on April 10, 2015, 06:41:12 PM
Benjamin Allbright ‏@AllbrightNFL
Jameis Winston WILL be the #Bucs pick, per source. It's a done deal. Did what they consider due diligence to be sure.

I think you're probably safe on that one.

Its been a done deal for months, but I still wouldn't buy a jersey till the card is in.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on June 19, 2015, 05:00:21 PM
If you want a good laugh, look at the comments on the NYJ Facebook post about Jake Heaps' birthday.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Miamipuck on June 19, 2015, 05:57:18 PM
If you want a good laugh, look at the comments on the NYJ Facebook post about Jake Heaps' birthday.

Post'em man
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on August 13, 2015, 06:39:28 AM
Right after the Geno fallout

"Were's vinny testerverty hanging out ?"










testerverty
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on August 31, 2015, 07:47:49 PM
Dear NY Jets been a fan for over 35 yrs and I can honestly say that if an when Gino comes back an starts it would break my heart. Never saw him as  leadership material but quite the opposite as the punch in the face clearly points out. I want to thank Fitzpatrick for the first time since Gino became starting QB I have not only hope but once again pride in my team. Please trade Gino for a bottle of 14 yr old scotch ( Obans) and 4 Cuban Cohiba's cigars.... If there is anyone who would take that trade. Fitzpratrick and the rookies are giving me faith again, 1st time in a couple of years. And once again would like to welcome home Revis an Cromartie . AFC Championship game? maybe. With Gino.... 3 n 13, again
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on August 31, 2015, 07:49:08 PM
Hopefully they will break his jaw again next year also.  Geno  i want you out of there.  Maybe the jets will start a bounty program for geno smith .  Please jets be like the new Orleans saints. LOL
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on August 31, 2015, 07:49:45 PM
Gino Smeth
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on August 31, 2015, 07:50:14 PM
It's just preseason lets wait and see wat Fritzs can do when the season start lets give him 5 game
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on August 31, 2015, 07:52:47 PM
Geno smith never losted his job.i hope he will get fear look at wen he will come back.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: bojanglesman on August 31, 2015, 08:35:39 PM
Gino so horny. So, so, so horni.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Miamipuck on September 01, 2015, 07:59:09 AM
I refuse to believe those posts are real.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Pope on September 01, 2015, 12:56:47 PM
Lol the horny Geno one is definitely someone taking the pee
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: bojanglesman on September 01, 2015, 01:05:11 PM
Lol the horny Geno one is definitely someone taking the pee

I made that up.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 02, 2015, 07:15:36 PM
Gino Smeth

Nigo Meths
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on September 21, 2015, 11:00:09 PM
Apparently, this is how Duff speaks to other NFL GMs.....

"Hey Jerry (Jones) this is Mikey Mac...Big Daddy Mac to you. I got a QB for you that I don't want, or need. I'll give you Smith for cup of coffee. Interested???"
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on September 21, 2015, 11:01:34 PM
I hate the world
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on September 21, 2015, 11:02:16 PM
Colts' kicker

"VINNITARI!!!!!!"
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on September 21, 2015, 11:03:39 PM
wat

"Does Tony Romo's broken collarbone injury or Dez's injury affect us when we play them in December?!"
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on September 21, 2015, 11:18:29 PM
always a silver lining....


"Even if we don't win this game, we still were able to get Jon Gruden talking about the Spider 3-Y Banana for 15 seconds. And that's something we can all be proud of, I think."
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Miamipuck on September 21, 2015, 11:20:08 PM
always a silver lining....


"Even if we don't win this game, we still were able to get Jon Gruden talking about the Spider 3-Y Banana for 15 seconds. And that's something we can all be proud of, I think."

That's a decent post lol
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on October 19, 2015, 04:59:10 PM
Enunspiracy

(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/19/b5807aef42dabef101d006bc98e9739a.jpg).
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Libero_2 on October 19, 2015, 06:30:54 PM
Enunspiracy

(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/19/b5807aef42dabef101d006bc98e9739a.jpg).

If this forces us to play Kerley, it actually works in our favor. Clearly this is because Godell is a former intern of the Jets.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on October 24, 2015, 09:58:22 AM
From halftime of the Skins game.

(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/24/a09b85ab40d89d232f5e4a6a4048abaa.jpg)
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on October 24, 2015, 09:59:43 AM
That Wilkerson jersey can't breathe
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on October 25, 2015, 04:20:11 PM
"Would've been unusual but why not put Geno in for that last series? 2 Hail Mary's. At least he can reach the end zone."


our fanbase is retarded.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on November 22, 2015, 04:30:04 PM
"I know Ill get a lot of crap for saying this, but at this point we are headed south fast, we need to play Geno these last 6 games to see if against all odds he actually can do something. We really have nothing to lose, this clearly is not a playoff team."

"I thought the jets had a good team this year, apparently I was wrong again. If it isn't one thing with this team, it's something else, year after year after year. They can't get out of their own way." If" they did this "if" they did that blah blah blah. I really thought bowles might turn things around."


/SOJF
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on December 06, 2015, 05:59:27 PM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12/06/f35949de2266a81d8931ccfbc401ebcf.jpg)
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on December 06, 2015, 06:51:43 PM
hahahaha
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on January 01, 2016, 09:14:34 AM
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Futz definitely deserves the most courageous. There are some plays when I watch Fitzy and I'm like DAAAAAAMN on his QB scrambles. Guys got a lot of guts and resilience
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on January 03, 2016, 04:15:33 PM
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We gotta stop hiring inexperienced defensive coordinators as head coaches

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I'll be waiting at Florham Park Tuesday morning for the team's return with rotten tomatoes in hand...

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I told you....game manager. Go back to Geno Smith or draft another QB. Pathetic.


Jets' Facebook is a gold mine
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: guinness77 on January 03, 2016, 05:08:20 PM
Go back to Geno Smith, hahaha
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on January 04, 2016, 09:22:34 AM
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Nick Spano
‏@NickSpano

Sheldon, a 1st and 4th for Stafford and a 4th. Would the #Lions be dumb enough to give him to us for that?


someone needs to euthanize Nick Spano. 
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on January 04, 2016, 11:29:45 AM
Hahaha
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on January 04, 2016, 12:03:27 PM

someone needs to euthanize Nick Spano. 

I forgot about him.  His voice is hilarious. 
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Pope on January 04, 2016, 12:04:15 PM
Stafford sucks
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on January 04, 2016, 12:06:47 PM
Stafford sucks

"stud QB"

Also, according to Spano our DL isn't good because they don't get sacks.  Wilkerson is the only player that does anything for the team.  Run defense apparently doesn't exist for autistic faggots. 
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on January 13, 2016, 06:08:41 AM
Re: Cro's miracle twins

"This dude really needs to focus on football"
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Miamipuck on January 19, 2016, 11:43:42 AM
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@RichCimini Any thoughts on possibly trading high rd pick or Sheldon Richardson to get a vry unhappy Joe Thomas away from Browns? #jetsmail
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Johnny English on January 19, 2016, 11:56:27 AM
Sheldon for the Joe Thomas of five years ago would be an awesome piece of business. Sheldon for 31 year old Joe Thomas would be pointless, we already have an aging left tackle.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on January 19, 2016, 12:06:28 PM

And he turned that retarded Tweet into an article for ESPN New York.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Miamipuck on January 19, 2016, 12:28:37 PM
Sheldon for the Joe Thomas of five years ago would be an awesome piece of business. Sheldon for 31 year old Joe Thomas would be pointless, we already have an aging left tackle.
And he turned that retarded Tweet into an article for ESPN New York.


Yep and double yep
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Jumbo on May 06, 2016, 08:22:29 AM
From the r/nyjets user who brought you all your breakdowns on why Geno is awesome and Fitz is garbage:  https://www.reddit.com/r/nyjets/comments/4i01hu/predictions_for_who_makes_the_top_100_players_of/d2u9n46

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Landry is Def not better than Decker. He's not even more than an average WR that everyone overrates cause of youth.

Yep, didn't set the record for most catches in the first two years of a career or anything

Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Johnny English on May 06, 2016, 09:09:33 AM
From the r/nyjets user who brought you all your breakdowns on why Geno is awesome and Fitz is garbage:  https://www.reddit.com/r/nyjets/comments/4i01hu/predictions_for_who_makes_the_top_100_players_of/d2u9n46

Yep, didn't set the record for most catches in the first two years of a career or anything



Clearly you're missing the entire point, which is that Decker is actually a far better receiver than he's given credit for but is being held back by the coaching staff's insistence on playing that scrub Fitzpatrick ahead of misunderstood superstar Geno Smith, and here's twelve pages of annotated still images and excrement analysis to prove I'm right.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on July 28, 2016, 03:33:54 PM
"Geno throws 1st TD in camp
Guess who threw 2 ints already
Here's a hint jets just paid him 12 mill lol"



 I hate our fanbase.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Miamipuck on July 28, 2016, 04:43:52 PM
"Geno throws 1st TD in camp
Guess who threw 2 ints already
Here's a hint jets just paid him 12 mill lol"



 I hate our fanbase.

Badger and I offered to help.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on September 25, 2016, 07:18:07 PM
"Time to flush the Bowles after this season. Todd isn't a top notch coach. Too much talent to play this badly. Also he's the worst clock manager since Herm."


wut
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on September 25, 2016, 07:20:02 PM
"Fitz announced after the game that he will donate his game check to the American Foundation for the Blind."



i chuckled at this one.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Miamipuck on October 30, 2016, 02:04:43 PM
You know how they should play Brady,  I would blitz him every down...... lol
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Miamipuck on February 28, 2017, 08:09:31 PM
https://m.facebook.com/groups/2205023572?view=permalink&id=10155102232253573


Enjoy
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on December 03, 2017, 04:04:04 PM
My dad's friend Patrick: "Jermaine Kearse sounds native American."
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on December 03, 2017, 04:05:39 PM
He also turned down the last round of steaks at our tailgate, then bought stadium nachos in the first quarter, then spent the rest of the game and the ride home (in progress) complaining about gas.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: bojanglesman on December 03, 2017, 04:41:36 PM
He also turned down the last round of steaks at our tailgate, then bought stadium nachos in the first quarter, then spent the rest of the game and the ride home (in progress) complaining about gas.
So how is Puck?
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on December 10, 2017, 11:18:06 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171211/e46681c28a02ff7b8cc5f9925b1ff03e.jpg)
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on December 10, 2017, 11:20:06 PM
lol what
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on December 14, 2017, 11:53:10 PM
"Thank you Jets for giving me the best years of my life. Whatever you guys need, just let me know. You give my life all its value."

The was said by the co-founder of uStadium...Nick Spano's gay sports app. 



Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on December 15, 2017, 07:58:25 AM
"Thank you Jets for giving me the best years of my life. Whatever you guys need, just let me know. You give my life all its value."

The was said by the co-founder of uStadium...Nick Spano's gay sports app.
Was that his suicide note?
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on December 15, 2017, 08:52:11 AM
Was that his suicide note?

I hope so
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on January 01, 2018, 02:52:42 PM
 Comments on the Jets picking 6th

"They sure don’t need another QB. Hopefully they draft offensive linemen or a wide receiver. Let Bryce Petty develop."

"We will get a GARBAGE PLAYER for our GARBAGE PICK YET AGAIN!  Want to fix the Jets?  Give McCowan his walking papers, trade the other two big crybaby QBs we have now and AGGRESSIVELY PURSUE RGIII and/or Colin Kaepernick in free agency!  :-P"

Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on January 01, 2018, 02:56:17 PM
McCowan
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on January 01, 2018, 03:03:54 PM
"Lets trade the 6th pick our 3rd round pick and next years 2nd round pick to move up to #1 and get the best QB possible. Last chance for this regime."

"They need football people to run the team. Not owners or relatives. How did your last #6 pick go? It won't matter you have #6 again nothing will happen."

"Idk how before with the mock draft baker Mayfield was at number 22 pick with the bills when he should be top 6 pick or even the number 1 pick that QB is better then any other of those other qbs..  If the jets don't get him if he's open I will seriously be mad!!  He is deff a jet."
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on January 01, 2018, 03:07:32 PM
are you sifting thru the jets facebook group?
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on January 01, 2018, 09:23:40 PM
Those were comments on the New York Jets team page on Facebook.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Miamipuck on January 01, 2018, 09:25:48 PM
I can't believe people are that stupid.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on January 01, 2018, 10:08:51 PM
Those were comments on the New York Jets team page on Facebook.
the gift that keeps on giving
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 02, 2018, 12:26:25 PM
I can't believe people are that stupid.

Americans voted Donald Trump into the White House.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Miamipuck on January 02, 2018, 12:28:47 PM
Americans voted Donald Trump into the White House.

I should remember my favorite George Carlin quote:

Quote
Look at how stupid the average person is and just think, 50% of the people are dumber than that.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: insanity on January 08, 2018, 08:35:03 AM
"Lets trade the 6th pick our 3rd round pick and next years 2nd round pick to move up to #1 and get the best QB possible. Last chance for this regime."

"They need football people to run the team. Not owners or relatives. How did your last #6 pick go? It won't matter you have #6 again nothing will happen."

"Idk how before with the mock draft baker Mayfield was at number 22 pick with the bills when he should be top 6 pick or even the number 1 pick that QB is better then any other of those other qbs..  If the jets don't get him if he's open I will seriously be mad!!  He is deff a jet."

Man I hope we take baker Mayfield because otherwise that guy is going to seriously be mad.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 26, 2018, 03:45:39 PM
Jets Facebook/twitter makes me appreciate you guys so much. I can’t even discuss the Jets anywhere else without going full retard
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Coach K on March 05, 2018, 12:59:39 PM
Jets Facebook/twitter makes me appreciate you guys so much. I can’t even discuss the Jets anywhere else without going full retard

im in a facebook group with over 4k people. i swear i talk to about 1 or 2 of them . the rest are morons.


ive seen numerous posts claiming we should trade 6th, a 2nd, and a 3rd to get  up for barkley

sell the farm to get to 1 for QB of our choice.

even drafting Mincah (im not a CB) Fitzpatrick
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Johnny English on March 17, 2018, 12:09:51 PM
Some fuckwit on Reddit purporting to be a Jets fan:

Quote
Lets say the jets qb choices are gone 1 and 2. They could send the 3rd to the eagles for foles and possibly get one of their defensive linemen too.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on March 17, 2018, 12:11:53 PM
Some fuckwit on Reddit purporting to be a Jets fan:


utter bunkum
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: bojanglesman on March 17, 2018, 12:14:47 PM
No way the Eagles risk their chance at another ring by trading the best insurance policy in the league unless someone blows their doors off with a trade.  And any team that does it should be laughed at in perpetuity.  They need Foles in case Wentz isn't ready to play yet.  They can't afford to start 0-2 when they are the Super Bowl favorite.  They are paying Foles peanuts.  They should trade him at the deadline if Wentz is healthy.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on March 17, 2018, 01:29:17 PM
No way the Eagles risk their chance at another ring by trading the best insurance policy in the league unless someone blows their doors off with a trade.  And any team that does it should be laughed at in perpetuity.  They need Foles in case Wentz isn't ready to play yet.  They can't afford to start 0-2 when they are the Super Bowl favorite.  They are paying Foles peanuts.  They should trade him at the deadline if Wentz is healthy.
That's still only the 2nd dumbest part of that suggestion.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on April 27, 2018, 07:16:52 AM
Quote
So if Darnold is so good and was rated higher then every other QB, why then is everyone giving the Jets an A grade? Shouldn't it be A+? That right there tells you something.


Some imbecile from the Jets Facebook page actually complained that the Jets received an "A" for a draft grade...
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on April 27, 2018, 07:18:09 AM
Some imbecile from the Jets Facebook page actually complained that the Jets received an "A" for a draft grade...

hahahahaha

"where da plus at?" - probably Lamar Jackson at some point during his academic career
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Jumbo on April 27, 2018, 07:23:56 AM

Some imbecile from the Jets Facebook page actually complained that the Jets received an "A" for a draft grade...

Even that's better than the HURRRRR HE'S FROM USC THEREFORE A BUST people
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on April 27, 2018, 07:24:58 AM
There's got to be some good dumbass takes out there ripe for harvest.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: guinness77 on April 27, 2018, 09:49:02 AM

Some imbecile from the Jets Facebook page actually complained that the Jets received an "A" for a draft grade...
What is the old saying? If a Jets fan found a bag of twenties, he’d be bitching that it wasn’t a bag of fifties?
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on April 27, 2018, 09:56:55 AM
What is the old saying? If a Jets fan found a bag of twenties, he’d be bitching that it wasn’t a bag of fifties?

#Truth
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on April 27, 2018, 09:08:34 PM
I actually like this one

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Sam Darnold looks like a 7 year olds drawing of a person came to life in some sort of freak monkeys paw 3 wish situation.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: delavan on September 11, 2018, 12:08:48 PM
48-17 and then this

http://forums.theganggreen.com/threads/darnolds-long-ball.91038/
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on September 11, 2018, 12:14:34 PM
48-17 and then this

http://forums.theganggreen.com/threads/darnolds-long-ball.91038/

jesus
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Miamipuck on September 11, 2018, 12:21:41 PM
jesus

+1
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on September 11, 2018, 12:34:40 PM
After all the positives that happened last night, you want to whine about Sam's arm strength?!


Petro should take his forum, stick it in the oven and turn it on high.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Miamipuck on September 11, 2018, 05:43:21 PM
After all the positives that happened last night, you want to whine about Sam's arm strength?!


Petro should take his forum, stick it in the oven and turn it on high.


Hey Himmler settle down.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 12, 2018, 12:32:15 PM
From this thread I linked up and found this:

(https://i.imgur.com/2Fd0b1T.jpg)

You think they're even looking for me?
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 12, 2018, 12:48:51 PM
I wonder when the last time I looked at TGG was. Has to be 5 years, maybe more.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on October 25, 2018, 07:34:49 PM
 (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181026/b9ef0ed2889e4b58cc0b4f9a23118bec.jpg)
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 26, 2018, 09:47:06 AM
^If that were instead a drinking game, we'd all be dead.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on November 04, 2018, 08:59:57 AM
I wonder if Joe Caporoso is still riding Vic Beasley’s dick
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Miamipuck on November 04, 2018, 11:23:08 AM
From this thread I linked up and found this:

(https://i.imgur.com/2Fd0b1T.jpg)

You think they're even looking for me?

Who are you?
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Miamipuck on November 04, 2018, 11:24:00 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181026/b9ef0ed2889e4b58cc0b4f9a23118bec.jpg)

Pretty much yeah
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: reuben on November 04, 2018, 12:41:40 PM
I like that "Fire Bowles" is the automatic free space.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Johnny English on November 05, 2018, 06:35:42 PM
Him: "I'd just take my chances with DeFilippo or the Chiefs OC."

Me: "Pretty sure Andy Reid won't be available."

Him: "The OC, Bieniemy? I have no clue on his head coach credentials but he could be worth a look. And the NY media would love those 'Sleeping With Bieniemy' headlines, so there is that."

Me: ..............
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on November 12, 2018, 11:33:10 AM
This Michael Nania guy posts some interesting statistics, but man he is such a baby back bitch of a fan.

One of the whiniest on Twitter
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on November 12, 2018, 11:33:38 AM
Nick Spano is still a soft-voiced, retarded nitwit too
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on November 22, 2018, 08:25:40 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/nyjets/comments/9zjsor/stop_saying_fuck_the_pats
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 22, 2018, 10:29:55 PM
freak the pats
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Andrew Ryan on November 25, 2018, 10:09:56 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/nyjets/comments/9zjsor/stop_saying_fuck_the_pats

(https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/montypython/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian/gif/Un6EFuLtLfCE.gif)
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on December 28, 2018, 08:52:16 AM
In response to Chris Herndon winning an award given to the rookie that acts most like a pro: 

Quote
Our QB didn’t win act like a pro award? Very telling. Should have stayed at 6 LY @NFLDraft and drafted Quentin Nelson &kept our 2nd rd picks. #firemac #keepbowles imagine if kept t bridgewater and drafted Bosa this year. Bad Mac as GM keep Bowles @woodyjohnson4 @nyjets @WFAN660

Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Libero_2 on December 28, 2018, 08:58:04 AM
In response to Chris Herndon winning an award given to the rookie that acts most like a pro: 



So many things are wrong with this, not least of which being that Indy would have taken Nelson at 3 if they didn’t find a trade partner.

Sam is the best thing to happen to us since Namath walked off the field wagging his finger. Next year when we start to give him weapons (and hopefully protection) people will start to realize
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 28, 2018, 11:21:26 AM
Any Jets fan who still thinks the Jets shouldn't have drafted Darnold doesn't deserve to be considered a Jets fan.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Miamipuck on December 28, 2018, 05:55:09 PM
Any Jets fan who still thinks the Jets shouldn't have drafted Darnold doesn't deserve to be considered a Jets fan.

Completely agree
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: reuben on December 28, 2018, 06:04:07 PM
In response to Chris Herndon winning an award given to the rookie that acts most like a pro: 



This tweet gave me full blown AIDS. 
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: reuben on December 28, 2018, 06:05:13 PM
Any Jets fan who still thinks the Jets shouldn't have drafted Darnold doesn't deserve to be considered a Jets fan.

Darnold and the man that drafted him are holding Todd Bowles back from true greatness. 
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: bojanglesman on December 28, 2018, 06:44:33 PM
Darnold has been playing well lately and all signs point to him being the guy, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.  It's year 1. 

It's nice having a QB with ice water in his veins.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: delavan on September 16, 2019, 01:48:01 PM
smh

https://forums.theganggreen.com/threads/the-state-of-the-franchise-and-my-fandom.92780/page-5#post-3850838
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: guinness77 on September 19, 2019, 02:54:50 AM
smh

https://forums.theganggreen.com/threads/the-state-of-the-franchise-and-my-fandom.92780/page-5#post-3850838
Lol dierking. I forgot about him.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on September 19, 2019, 07:57:42 AM
Lol dierking. I forgot about him.

I still don't understand why he stays over there...his personality fits in better here at JO.


I read the first few posts from that thread and my eyes started to bleed.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: IATA on September 23, 2019, 08:55:39 AM
theres freaking morons over there shouting about trump and kaep.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Libero_2 on September 23, 2019, 11:18:31 AM
theres freaking morons over there shouting about trump and kaep.

And somebody demanding to trade Adams because he’s a bum and has never made a play in his Jets life before the Pick 6 that was gifted to him because Belichick was point shaving to help the Jets cover due to that being what’s best for Vegas
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on September 23, 2019, 11:33:08 AM
And somebody demanding to trade Adams because he’s a bum and has never made a play in his Jets life before the Pick 6 that was gifted to him because Belichick was point shaving to help the Jets cover due to that being what’s best for Vegas

haha what?!

I miss banning idiots over there.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on September 23, 2019, 12:04:03 PM
theres freaking morons over there shouting about trump and kaep.
I heard Petro banned political threads because he kept getting owned
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 02, 2019, 12:53:44 PM
theres freaking morons over there shouting about trump and kaep.

Here too.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on October 18, 2020, 09:14:53 PM
I'm friends with Captain Jet on FB

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201019/3493d2b10ec25379ae518c302aa25f62.jpg)
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on October 18, 2020, 09:17:03 PM
Flacko!
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on October 19, 2020, 05:20:07 PM
 (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201019/02ee0ad1a1415d0e52087f8aa29ec0f3.jpg)
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 17, 2020, 11:07:43 AM
https://twitter.com/nyjetstfmedia/status/1328695754421112844?s=21

Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on November 17, 2020, 11:09:49 AM
jesus
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Miamipuck on November 17, 2020, 11:11:03 AM
You should put the patently retarded terrorist thread in here too.........
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on November 17, 2020, 11:16:18 AM
He sent me DMs before because he kept saying Bryce Hall was great in man coverage and kept using examples of him playing Cover 2 to show why.

I let him know that he's a moron. 
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: IATA on November 17, 2020, 02:54:58 PM
even madden aint pullin that excrement.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: reuben on November 17, 2020, 03:38:42 PM
https://twitter.com/nyjetstfmedia/status/1328695754421112844?s=21



Quote
Sam Darnold Resurgence Bandwagon
@SamDarnoldRBW

But then we wouldn't get Fields or Lawrence

Damn, even the Bandwagon is off the bandwagon.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Libero_2 on November 17, 2020, 04:37:19 PM
Everything is a disaster.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 06, 2021, 06:56:56 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/nCRjpVb/45-C6-E11-D-2219-48-D7-9-BDD-D4-C30-E875-B2-C.jpg) (https://ibb.co/fvQHJK2)
 (https://imgbb.com/)
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 06, 2021, 06:57:56 AM
Upon further look:

(https://i.ibb.co/2nvbC4X/3-EFFAB0-C-AC8-C-44-AE-ACA7-B8-A33-E96-B989.png) (https://ibb.co/znXkBvK)
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on January 06, 2021, 07:03:46 AM
Todd Ballsack
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 12, 2021, 06:08:07 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/k5QXC71/833-E6-FAF-24-F9-4-BA1-80-BF-B3569-C801-B0-B.jpg) (https://ibb.co/RYzcwFy)
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on January 12, 2021, 07:48:03 PM
I really hate that guy
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on April 30, 2021, 08:15:20 AM
Made the mistake of putting on WFAN while I was making breakfast.

Feel free to read this in the biggest manbaby voice you can imagine:

"Angry Jets fan here, long time, how are da Jets gonna develop dis kid from BYU if dey couldn't develop da raw talent a Sam Darnold?!"

At least the hosts spent the next 5 minutes flaming him for his dumbass opinion

Sent from my LM-G710VM using Tapatalk

Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on April 30, 2021, 08:18:31 AM
Made the mistake of putting on WFAN while I was making breakfast.

Feel free to read this in the biggest manbaby voice you can imagine:

"Angry Jets fan here, long time, how are da Jets gonna develop dis kid from BYU if dey couldn't develop da raw talent a Sam Darnold?!"

At least the hosts spent the next 5 minutes flaming him for his dumbass opinion

Sent from my LM-G710VM using Tapatalk



was it kevin bull?
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on April 30, 2021, 08:22:12 AM
HOW ARE DA JETS GONNA HAF GUD QB IF CHAD PENITON GOT HURT?
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on May 01, 2021, 04:10:50 PM
 (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210501/2396df105496e4c7457a391b6379c856.jpg)
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on May 24, 2021, 08:39:31 PM
WFAN caller complaining that none of Belichick's players would be seen "chugging beers at the local hockey rink."
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 24, 2021, 08:45:32 PM
WFAN caller complaining that none of Belichick's players would be seen "chugging beers at the local hockey rink."

Imagine complaining that your team isn't enough like the post-Brady Patriots.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on May 24, 2021, 09:47:59 PM
Imagine complaining that your team isn't enough like the post-Brady Patriots.
Also ignoring the entire Gronk era
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 24, 2021, 11:11:49 PM
Also ignoring the entire Gronk era

Or Julian Edelman.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on May 30, 2021, 08:34:23 AM
Or Julian Edelman.

Or Scott Zolak
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on September 13, 2021, 05:46:48 PM
Captain Jet:

BEING A JET FAN IS LIKE DRINKING A SLURPY  YOU SaY OH BOY IM GLAD I DID THIS THEN THE COLD GOES RIGHT TO YOUR HEAD  THEN ITS OW OW OW. !!!
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on December 16, 2021, 11:03:23 PM
(https://i.redd.it/btvg9j128z581.jpg)
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on February 15, 2022, 04:47:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN_LR6Ds9Yo

this guy is worse than Nick Spano
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Johnny English on February 15, 2022, 04:56:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN_LR6Ds9Yo

this guy is worse than Nick Spano

Who is watching 30 minute videos of random Jets fans vomiting their views onto Youtube? And why?
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on February 15, 2022, 07:46:23 PM
Who is watching 30 minute videos of random Jets fans vomiting their views onto Youtube? And why?

No one, yet he keeps making them
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on February 28, 2022, 08:32:34 PM
https://twitter.com/skydrew__/status/1498419846266167297?s=21

This gave me AIDS
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: delavan on March 02, 2022, 12:56:37 PM
https://twitter.com/skydrew__/status/1498419846266167297?s=21

This gave me AIDS
"And I KNOW Jet fans treat having a Black quarterback like Marvel fans treat having a black spiderman" ......... ?"

nice syntax boiii

Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Johnny English on March 02, 2022, 01:03:22 PM
https://twitter.com/skydrew__/status/1498419846266167297?s=21

This gave me AIDS

Jesus. "Matt Stafford is one of the only 2 first round QBs to be drafted in the last decade who is good [we're assuming that a decade goes back at least 13 years here obviously, and the other one is Josh Allen - apparently Joe Burrow and Justin Herbert and Lamar Jackson and Deshaun Watson and Andrew Luck aren't/weren't a thing] and that's because he has a rocket arm, so let me tell you why Zack Wilson is bad".
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on March 02, 2022, 01:04:59 PM
Jesus. "Matt Stafford is one of the only 2 first round QBs to be drafted in the last decade who is good [we're assuming that a decade goes back at least 13 years here obviously, and the other one is Josh Allen - apparently Joe Burrow and Justin Herbert and Lamar Jackson and Deshaun Watson and Andrew Luck aren't/weren't a thing] and that's because he has a rocket arm, so let me tell you why Zack Wilson is bad".

"Josh Allen went to a I-AA school!"

false
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: reuben on March 02, 2022, 01:09:52 PM
https://twitter.com/skydrew__/status/1498419846266167297?s=21

This gave me AIDS

Obvious troll is obvious
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on March 02, 2022, 02:59:43 PM
Obvious troll is obvious
I'm unconvinced, I think he's actually that stupid. However if he's aware of how much everyone hates his opinions and it just makes him opine harder, then he's also a troll.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/972534838057230336?t=JLXahBezBQd6f7oVs0a97A&s=19
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on March 02, 2022, 03:01:19 PM
Yeah, I think he's actually just an idiot
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on March 02, 2022, 03:25:30 PM
Yeah, I think he's actually just an idiot
Philly Stax energy
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 02, 2022, 03:57:05 PM
Jesus. "Matt Stafford is one of the only 2 first round QBs to be drafted in the last decade who is good [we're assuming that a decade goes back at least 13 years here obviously, and the other one is Josh Allen - apparently Joe Burrow and Justin Herbert and Lamar Jackson and Deshaun Watson and Andrew Luck aren't/weren't a thing] and that's because he has a rocket arm, so let me tell you why Zack Wilson is bad".

I closed the video when he said that.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: reuben on March 02, 2022, 04:07:00 PM
Pat Mahomes is a jag
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on March 02, 2022, 04:10:57 PM
I thought he was saying Stafford and Allen were the only 2 ones to have bad statistical rookie seasons and then turn out to be good.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 02, 2022, 04:22:36 PM
I thought he was saying Stafford and Allen were the only 2 ones to have bad statistical rookie seasons and then turn out to be good.

If that was his point it was not well formed.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on October 31, 2022, 09:38:23 AM
"Trade deadline for NFL. Why don’t the Jets trade a first and elijah moore for aaron rodgers. Zach can learn from his idol for a couple years, test the water in year 4 after he learns and then reset if you have to."
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on October 31, 2022, 09:44:56 AM
"Trade deadline for NFL. Why don’t the Jets trade a first and elijah moore for aaron rodgers. Zach can learn from his idol for a couple years, test the water in year 4 after he learns and then reset if you have to."

haha

This is why i love arguing with Mack...at least he isn't that crazy.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on November 26, 2022, 04:39:39 PM
 Making sure this got in here.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20221126/647bf44b78cc917183f68162373b5e6b.jpg)
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on December 18, 2022, 03:53:57 PM
Kenny from pooper, NJ on WFAN saying Mike White better play Thursday despite the fact that Mike White obviously not playing Thursday.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 18, 2022, 04:03:56 PM
Kenny from pooper, NJ on WFAN saying Mike White better play Thursday despite the fact that Mike White obviously not playing Thursday.

Queens isn't in NJ.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Johnny English on December 18, 2022, 04:05:25 PM
Queens isn't in NJ.

Shots fired
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 18, 2022, 04:06:39 PM
Shots fired

He's been shooting since we've been posting on the same board.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on December 18, 2022, 04:21:32 PM
The , qualified it as not a shot at the whole state. But whatever specific town spawned this guy is certainly one.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 18, 2022, 04:23:36 PM
The , qualified it as not a shot at the whole state. But whatever specific town spawned this guy is certainly one.


OK that's fair.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: delavan on December 20, 2022, 01:58:55 PM
Kenny from pooper, NJ on WFAN saying Mike White better play Thursday despite the fact that Mike White obviously not playing Thursday.

yr close Badger   

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttzville,_New_Jersey
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: steves850 on December 20, 2022, 02:58:34 PM
yr close Badger   

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttzville,_New_Jersey (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttzville,_New_Jersey)

Adding this to my list of potential future home.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: steves850 on December 20, 2022, 03:01:21 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/3u8Z2pA.png)

Correction, this may not be on the list.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on December 21, 2022, 01:27:36 PM
The , qualified it as not a shot at the whole state. But whatever specific town spawned this guy is certainly one.
OK that's fair.
Case in point

https://twitter.com/DKanner10/status/1605590769938550785?s=19
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on March 13, 2023, 02:32:13 PM
Re: Rodgers watch

"This is worse than 9/11."
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: delavan on March 13, 2023, 06:42:08 PM
Re: Rodgers watch

"This is worse than 9/11."

“And almost as bad as Jan. 6th….almost”
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on March 13, 2023, 10:53:33 PM
Re: Rodgers watch

"This is worse than 9/11."

hahahaha
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on March 23, 2023, 04:34:42 PM
BoyGreen is mentally ill. 

Harrison Glaser vs. BoyGreen cage match.   
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on March 23, 2023, 05:33:30 PM
BoyGreen is mentally ill. 

Harrison Glaser vs. BoyGreen cage match.   

Quote
Harrison Glaser
@NYJetsTFMedia
·
2h
Breece Hall & Ezekiel Elliott would be the best RB duo EVER 🔥🔥🔥

#Jets


Heis-rrison Glaser
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on March 23, 2023, 05:36:38 PM
...ever?
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 28, 2023, 11:17:49 AM
Made the mistake of putting on WFAN while I was making breakfast.

Feel free to read this in the biggest manbaby voice you can imagine:

"Angry Jets fan here, long time, how are da Jets gonna develop dis kid from BYU if dey couldn't develop da raw talent a Sam Darnold?!"

At least the hosts spent the next 5 minutes flaming him for his dumbass opinion

Sent from my LM-G710VM using Tapatalk



He knew.
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 28, 2023, 11:21:39 AM
"Trade deadline for NFL. Why don’t the Jets trade a first and elijah moore for aaron rodgers. Zach can learn from his idol for a couple years, test the water in year 4 after he learns and then reset if you have to."

Wait wtffffffff
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on April 02, 2023, 07:21:41 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/nyjets/comments/129vfjl/friend_sent_me_this_photo_spotted_at_an_in_n_out
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Libero_2 on April 02, 2023, 07:46:05 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/nyjets/comments/129vfjl/friend_sent_me_this_photo_spotted_at_an_in_n_out

Saw that earlier Lol’ed at the time. I assumed it was a joke
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Badger on September 12, 2023, 01:05:01 AM
 (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230912/734107156ba4fbe2b164061b30dbc287.jpg)
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on September 12, 2023, 07:35:53 AM
lol
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on October 10, 2023, 09:05:33 AM
Quote
Matt O'Leary
@MattOLearyNY
The worst take to come out of the Alijah Vera-Tucker injury is that he got hurt because he was playing tackle.

His Achilles would've known not to tear if he was pass blocking six feet to the left at guard? #Jets


our fanbase is stupid
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: Heismanberg on October 10, 2023, 09:14:16 AM
Matt O'Leary thinking that linemen are six feet away from one another is also stupid
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: MBGreen on October 10, 2023, 11:48:07 AM
https://x.com/NewEraNYJets/status/1711756797344649368?s=20


FIND A WAY TO GET JUSTIN JEFFERSON


*straps on a vest lined with dynamite and runs into a Dunkin Donuts*
Title: Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 28, 2023, 10:44:57 PM
https://x.com/jetsagnb/status/1729659319682032112?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

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