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Title: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on July 04, 2014, 03:14:16 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/07/04/james-ihedigbo-lions-have-that-championship-dna/

"Championship DNA"? By my reckoning there are three players on that roster with Super Bowl rings - Bush, Tate and Ihedigbo. And they have a stupid quarterback.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: JFIF on July 04, 2014, 03:28:30 PM
someone tell Ihedigbo it's Independence day, not April fools.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on October 22, 2014, 10:31:17 AM
(http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lol-the-many-faces-of-jim-caldwell.jpg)
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 22, 2014, 02:49:38 PM
(http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lol-the-many-faces-of-jim-caldwell.jpg)

Jim, it's time to sit Peyton Manning and bring in Curtis Painter.

Thanks again for that one.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on October 22, 2014, 02:53:56 PM
Jim, it's time to sit Peyton Manning and bring in Curtis Painter.

Thanks again for that one.

People say we got lucky, but we won that game because Caldwell made a stupid decision. Teams win because of that all the time.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 22, 2014, 02:59:28 PM
People say we got lucky, but we won that game because Caldwell made a stupid decision. Teams win because of that all the time.

Yeah, we lost a lot that way too, nobody ever says those shouldn't count.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on October 26, 2015, 03:42:56 PM
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 5m5 minutes ago

The #Lions are firing OC Joe Lombardi, source says. They are also firing their OL coaches
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on October 26, 2015, 03:43:44 PM
Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 2m2 minutes ago

Lions new offensive coordinator is the team's QB Jim Bob Cooter.


hahaha
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Ornstein on October 26, 2015, 04:18:15 PM
The same Jim bob cooter who got arrested for breaking into some ladies house and getting naked into bed with her?
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on October 26, 2015, 04:46:43 PM
The same Jim bob cooter who got arrested for breaking into some ladies house and getting naked into bed with her?

Isn't this the naked drive thru guy too?
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on October 26, 2015, 05:12:30 PM
Isn't this the naked drive thru guy too?

Jim Cullen.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on October 26, 2015, 06:20:42 PM
Isn't this the naked drive thru guy too?

the very same.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on October 26, 2015, 07:16:51 PM
the very same.


No it isn't.

http://nesn.com/2010/02/exlions-assistant-coach-blacked-out-on-naked-trip-to-wendys/

Well, unless Jim Bob also likes naked burgers.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on November 05, 2015, 12:03:18 PM
 Around The NFL ‏@AroundTheNFL 22m22 minutes ago

More on Lions' stunning front office shakeup. GM Martin Mayhew, president Tom Lewand out in Detroit
http://at.nfl.com/k361SAx


/housecleaning
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Tommy on November 05, 2015, 12:12:24 PM
Mayhew should've been gone when they fired Matt Millen. No idea why they kept him and gave him the GM job in the first place.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on November 05, 2015, 12:16:11 PM
Mayhew's middle name is "Ronz"


/The Ronz
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on November 06, 2015, 08:56:40 AM
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2586452-matthew-stafford-trade-rumors-latest-buzz-and-speculation-on-lions-qbs-future

Let me make it very clear from the outset that I will be deeply unhappy if he ends up at the Jets, and that anyone advocating that Maccagnan should even consider trading for that thick, arrogant waste of space is just plain wrong.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on November 06, 2015, 01:59:39 PM
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2586452-matthew-stafford-trade-rumors-latest-buzz-and-speculation-on-lions-qbs-future

Let me make it very clear from the outset that I will be deeply unhappy if he ends up at the Jets, and that anyone advocating that Maccagnan should even consider trading for that thick, arrogant waste of space is just plain wrong.

It might be worth it to watch you sulk for a season or 2.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Libero_2 on November 06, 2015, 03:22:51 PM
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2586452-matthew-stafford-trade-rumors-latest-buzz-and-speculation-on-lions-qbs-future

Let me make it very clear from the outset that I will be deeply unhappy if he ends up at the Jets, and that anyone advocating that Maccagnan should even consider trading for that thick, arrogant waste of space is just plain wrong.

Much like Kaepernick and RGIII, I'd only consider adding any of them if we got them as free agents on contracts that are team friendly and not via trades
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on November 07, 2015, 03:23:56 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25365646/matthew-staffords-wife-slams-fired-lions-oc-calls-him-desperate

Every thing I see about Matt "I don't need a coach, I'm good enough already" Stafford makes me hate him more.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Heismanberg on November 07, 2015, 03:30:17 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25365646/matthew-staffords-wife-slams-fired-lions-oc-calls-him-desperate

Every thing I see about Matt "I don't need a coach, I'm good enough already" Stafford makes me hate him more.

I don't think he's very good, but that sorry derriere coach needs to keep his mouth shut too. 
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on November 07, 2015, 03:33:42 PM
I don't think he's very good, but that sorry derriere coach needs to keep his mouth shut too. 

Lombardi's an idiot, but every time I see a player's wife getting into football matters on social media a little bit of me dies.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: ukilledkenny on November 07, 2015, 04:28:49 PM
A wife defending her husband doesn't make parts of me die. news outlets acting like a tweet is worth a story gives me stage 4 cancer, though.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: bojanglesman on December 03, 2015, 10:41:04 PM
Ahahahahaha!!!
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on December 04, 2015, 10:48:52 AM
Ronz lit a cigar last night.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on December 21, 2015, 01:06:44 PM
http://www.winnipegsun.com/2015/12/21/staffords-greedy-wife-under-siege-after-ticket-snafu
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Pope on December 21, 2015, 02:38:31 PM
Eh she's hot, would hate freak
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on July 11, 2017, 08:12:58 PM
http://det.247sports.com/Bolt/Calvin-Johnson-I-was-stuck-in-contract-with-Detroit-Lions-71167877

Maybe he'd feel differently if he didn't have the most overrated QB in the NFL throwing to him all that time.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on July 12, 2017, 08:03:00 AM
http://det.247sports.com/Bolt/Calvin-Johnson-I-was-stuck-in-contract-with-Detroit-Lions-71167877

Maybe he'd feel differently if he didn't have the most overrated QB in the NFL throwing to him all that time.

you didn't like Kitna?
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on July 12, 2017, 08:05:28 AM
you didn't like Kitna?

Ha. Did Megatron even play with him?
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: bojanglesman on July 12, 2017, 08:08:01 AM
Ha. Did Megatron even play with him?

I think Kitna played with every player.  Ever.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on July 12, 2017, 08:11:16 AM
Ha. Did Megatron even play with him?

I think so...Megatron arrived before Stafford.  The last 3 QBs for the Lions were Stafford, Kitna, and Culpepper.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on July 12, 2017, 08:14:15 AM
I think so...Megatron arrived before Stafford.  The last 3 QBs for the Lions were Stafford, Kitna, and Culpepper.

Just checked. Megatron played his rookie year with Kitna.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on September 11, 2018, 09:22:09 AM
My Lions buddy is on suicide watch this morning.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on September 11, 2018, 09:24:57 AM
My Lions buddy is on suicide watch this morning.

Give him a bottle of scotch and a family pack of acetaminophen, congratulate him on a good run and leave him alone.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on September 11, 2018, 09:27:35 AM
Give him a bottle of scotch and a family pack of acetaminophen, congratulate him on a good run and leave him alone.

the only run the Lions have ever been on was their 0-16 debacle
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on November 05, 2018, 03:14:14 PM
https://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/11/detroit-lions-matt-patricia-posture-detroit-news-headline-troll
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: mj2sexay on November 11, 2019, 09:01:03 AM
A sad ending to the story of one of unfortunately one of the biggest wastes of talent I've ever seen as former #2 overall pick Charles Rogers, dead at 38.

I remember thinking that this kid was going to be an absolute stud. What a shame.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Heismanberg on November 11, 2019, 09:03:09 AM
Cocaine’s a hell of a drug
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on November 11, 2019, 11:34:06 AM
A sad ending to the story of one of unfortunately one of the biggest wastes of talent I've ever seen as former #2 overall pick Charles Rogers, dead at 38.

I remember thinking that this kid was going to be an absolute stud. What a shame.
Damn, that sucks.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on November 11, 2019, 02:36:27 PM
https://twitter.com/AndrewSiciliano/status/1193643915485671424?s=20
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: bojanglesman on November 11, 2019, 06:21:22 PM
https://twitter.com/AndrewSiciliano/status/1193643915485671424?s=20
.......and the freaking Jets!(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191112/e9c8a6f4bedea2fe97b1b08339650022.jpg)

No?  Ok ....
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on November 11, 2019, 07:04:10 PM
.......and the freaking Jets!(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191112/e9c8a6f4bedea2fe97b1b08339650022.jpg)

No?  Ok ....


Find and watch Fubar 2
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Italian Seafood on November 12, 2019, 11:23:34 AM
.......and the freaking Jets!(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191112/e9c8a6f4bedea2fe97b1b08339650022.jpg)



Good times.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on April 17, 2020, 10:57:11 AM
Former players still putting the boot in on Patricia.

https://detroitsportsnation.com/former-lions-s-glover-quin-puts-arrogant-matt-patricia-blast/apowell/detroit-lions-news/04/16/2020/224140/
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: reuben on April 17, 2020, 12:01:01 PM
Former players still putting the boot in on Patricia.

https://detroitsportsnation.com/former-lions-s-glover-quin-puts-arrogant-matt-patricia-blast/apowell/detroit-lions-news/04/16/2020/224140/

People are about to find out that the most important component of The Patriot Way is tripping over a GOAT quarterback in the 6th round. 
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 19, 2020, 12:07:10 AM
I’m really interested to see how Belichick does it this season. He took Matt Cassell to 11 wins.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Libero_2 on April 19, 2020, 07:08:38 AM
I’m really interested to see how Belichick does it this season. He took Matt Cassell to 11 wins.

That was also coming off the heels of perhaps the most talented team in NFL history that went 18-0 and while they didn’t win the super bowl, that doesn’t stop them from being the most talented ever.

Sure that te wasn’t going to be as good the next year, but it was still only one year removed from the best team assembled in the last 30 years. Cassel did a lot of good things for them that season, and Hoodie did a lot as well. But that team was extremely talented. Let’s not pretend Bellicheck and Cassel piloted the 1996 Jets to 11-5 and a playoff berth that year.

I fully expect the Patriots with even below average QB play to compete for a division title this year. But they are cap strapped and after this season when they go 8-8 or worse, the mystique of the Patriots will fall away and they will fall apart, provides they don’t luck into another great QB in the next couple of drafts
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Italian Seafood on April 20, 2020, 09:38:02 AM
That was also coming off the heels of perhaps the most talented team in NFL history that went 18-0 and while they didn’t win the super bowl, that doesn’t stop them from being the most talented ever.

Sure that te wasn’t going to be as good the next year, but it was still only one year removed from the best team assembled in the last 30 years. Cassel did a lot of good things for them that season, and Hoodie did a lot as well. But that team was extremely talented. Let’s not pretend Bellicheck and Cassel piloted the 1996 Jets to 11-5 and a playoff berth that year.

I fully expect the Patriots with even below average QB play to compete for a division title this year. But they are cap strapped and after this season when they go 8-8 or worse, the mystique of the Patriots will fall away and they will fall apart, provides they don’t luck into another great QB in the next couple of drafts

I would think (and hope) that if they have a couple bad years, or not what they're used to, Belichick will also bolt. Twenty years is a long time or an NFL coach in one place, it's a pretty short list--Landry, Shula, maybe missing one or two from way back.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: insanity on September 16, 2020, 12:37:15 PM
The Lions top 3 cbs all have hamstring injuries

#Gase'd
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 16, 2020, 01:24:09 PM
The Lions top 3 cbs all have hamstring injuries

#Gase'd
We don't have 3 CBs good enough to care about.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Libero_2 on November 28, 2020, 02:00:34 PM
Lions fire Patricia and GM  (https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1332772747785736193?s=21)
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Libero_2 on November 28, 2020, 02:03:59 PM
Yet another HC out on his derriere before Gase.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on November 28, 2020, 02:13:51 PM
Lions fire Patricia and GM  (https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1332772747785736193?s=21)

don't freak this up on Black monday, Christopher Johnson. 
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: bojanglesman on November 28, 2020, 02:28:28 PM
Jets hire Matt Patricia as HC.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on November 28, 2020, 02:30:00 PM
Jets hire Matt Patricia as HC.

No chance we'd do something so stupid. It will be Bill O'Brien as HC and Matt Patricia as DC.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: loyaljetsfan on November 28, 2020, 03:02:04 PM
No chance we'd do something so stupid. It will be Bill O'Brien as HC and Matt Patricia as DC.

Wrong. It'll be Gase as HC, O'Brien as OC and Patricia as DC
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: loyaljetsfan on November 28, 2020, 03:04:01 PM
Yet another HC out on his derriere before Gase.

Which is a freaking joke. As dysfunctional as the Lions are, they even see the writing on the wall, while are buffoon owners keep this bag of excrement around. I honestly believe it's a money thing. They don't want to fire him and have to pay him the remainder of the year
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: bojanglesman on November 28, 2020, 03:18:07 PM
No reason to fire Gase now.  That time was at the bye.  Let him commandeer the tank.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on December 21, 2020, 12:05:47 PM
Lions cut their punter for calling his own fake punt yesterday.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on January 14, 2021, 10:33:58 AM
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
·
6m
Lions expected to hire Los Angeles Rams' director of college scouting Brad Holmes as their new general manager, per source. They are finalizing a multi-year deal.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on January 15, 2021, 06:49:19 AM
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
·
25m
The #Lions will spend today interviewing #Bucs DC Todd Bowles, source said. Bowles has also spent time talking with the #Falcons.



Do it, Detroit.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on January 15, 2021, 07:14:21 AM
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
·
25m
The #Lions will spend today interviewing #Bucs DC Todd Bowles, source said. Bowles has also spent time talking with the #Falcons.



Do it, Detroit.
This would likely be the final nail in the coffin of Stafford's career.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on January 15, 2021, 07:19:22 AM
This would likely be the final nail in the coffin of Stafford's career.

I can hear JE's maniacal laugh in the distance.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 15, 2021, 07:34:41 AM
This would likely be the final nail in the coffin of Stafford's career.

He’d request a trade.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on January 15, 2021, 10:24:06 AM
He’d request a trade.
To the Jets!
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Gorilla on January 15, 2021, 01:30:25 PM
Bowles interview evidently cancelled.

Dan Campbell is strong favorite.   https://www.profootballrumors.com/2021/01/lions-to-hire-dan-campbell
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on January 19, 2021, 02:54:46 PM
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
·
8m
Sources: #Saints secondary coach Aaron Glenn is headed to the #Lions as their defensive coordinator. The two sides are closing in on a deal. He’ll join Dan Campbell in Detroit after the two were together in New Orleans.



damn...i was hoping Bobby Salad might interview him
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on January 19, 2021, 08:14:06 PM
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
·
8m
Sources: #Saints secondary coach Aaron Glenn is headed to the #Lions as their defensive coordinator. The two sides are closing in on a deal. He’ll join Dan Campbell in Detroit after the two were together in New Orleans.



damn...i was hoping Bobby Salad might interview him
https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1351710304498020361?s=19

Hopefully we're one of those teams
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Libero_2 on January 19, 2021, 10:02:18 PM
https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1351710304498020361?s=19

Hopefully we're one of those teams


I hope so too. I'd love to have him in Green and White (again)
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on January 21, 2021, 11:23:01 AM
This escalates quickly

https://twitter.com/PardonMyTake/status/1352300091667869696?s=09

The new Lions are going to crush your larrox
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on January 21, 2021, 11:26:01 AM
We're gonna murder those bastards, and use their guts to grease the treads of our tanks
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 21, 2021, 11:27:47 AM
Is he ok??
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on January 21, 2021, 11:29:17 AM
We're going to take you and cut your throat. Not across, in the middle like a hole. Then we take your balls and we stuff them in the cut to block the windpipe. It’s very gratifying to watch a man you don’t like, try to pull his own balls out of his throat before he chokes.

-Dan Campbell
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on January 21, 2021, 11:32:00 AM
You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

-Dan Campbell
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on January 21, 2021, 11:44:39 AM
"Other teams best not make any more threats to the Detroit Lions" Campbell told reporters, speaking slowly and deliberately with his arms crossed in front of him. "They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. They have been very threatening ... and as I said they will be met with fire, fury and frankly power, the likes of which this world has never seen before."
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 21, 2021, 11:48:17 AM
"Other teams best not make any more threats to the Detroit Lions" Campbell told reporters, speaking slowly and deliberately with his arms crossed in front of him. "They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. They have been very threatening ... and as I said they will be met with fire, fury and frankly power, the likes of which this world has never seen before."
All the honks.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: insanity on January 21, 2021, 11:52:03 AM
"Other teams best not make any more threats to the Detroit Lions" Campbell told reporters, speaking slowly and deliberately with his arms crossed in front of him. "They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. They have been very threatening ... and as I said they will be met with fire, fury and frankly power, the likes of which this world has never seen before."
Dan Campbell is one of ex-President Trump's horcruxes
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: bojanglesman on January 21, 2021, 11:54:51 AM
(https://media4.giphy.com/media/8nmvR3jAxnl2o/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Coach K on January 21, 2021, 11:59:33 AM
(https://media4.giphy.com/media/8nmvR3jAxnl2o/giphy.gif)
This


This x1000
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: reuben on January 21, 2021, 12:00:45 PM
We're going to take you and cut your throat. Not across, in the middle like a hole. Then we take your balls and we stuff them in the cut to block the windpipe. It’s very gratifying to watch a man you don’t like, try to pull his own balls out of his throat before he chokes.

-Dan Campbell

(https://media.giphy.com/media/2Zmkt87MFEif6/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on January 21, 2021, 12:03:56 PM
Did the lions hire hymie2sexay?
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Libero_2 on January 21, 2021, 12:59:09 PM
I believe that press conference will be used on the day Campbell is fired 3 years from now as the point when it all started to go wrong. 
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Jumbo on January 21, 2021, 01:02:34 PM
I believe that press conference will be used on the day Campbell is fired 3 years from now as the point when it all started to go wrong. 

(https://blacksportsonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Adam-Gase-Eyes.jpg)
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: d sw0rdz on January 21, 2021, 01:04:03 PM
(https://blacksportsonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Adam-Gase-Eyes.jpg)

hahahaaaaa. even in the face of all of the extreme doubts we all had when the hire was made, on day fvcking 1 these images confirmed it was going to be a fvcking shitshow from the get.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: bojanglesman on January 21, 2021, 01:06:48 PM
Quote
Lions really said no to Robert Saleh and yes to a guy who sounds like he writes MMA fan fiction.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 21, 2021, 01:19:41 PM
Lions got Aaron Glenn.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 21, 2021, 01:20:41 PM
Lions got Aaron Glenn.

freak
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Heismanberg on January 21, 2021, 01:25:08 PM
freak

He wasn't a good fit as DC looking at this coverage philosophy.  Saleh will hire Cover 3 guys. 
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: delavan on January 22, 2021, 10:29:55 AM

  Rex to his credit kept it short and sweet with his "you take a swipe at one of ours we'll take two swipes at one of yours."

  Threatening to kneecap is one thing; threatening to bite kneecaps is (as bo illustrated) is pretty WWF-lame.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: d sw0rdz on January 22, 2021, 03:28:20 PM
it was like he was manically reading erotic fanfic he wrote about the lions beating people up

one of the more ridiculous intro pressers i've seen, but still not as bad as gase eyes
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on January 22, 2021, 03:34:46 PM
it was like he was manically reading erotic fanfic he wrote about the lions beating people up

one of the more ridiculous intro pressers i've seen, but still not as bad as gase eyes

He was on GMFB today and was far more reasonable. Some guys just aren't great in those kind of semi-scripted situations. He still didn't strike me as someone who was desperately inspiring though.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: reuben on January 22, 2021, 03:39:19 PM
I get what he was going for but it's beyond silly.

"You're going to knock us down again and again.  And again.  But we'll bite your knees!  Raaargh."
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: d sw0rdz on January 22, 2021, 03:51:13 PM
I get what he was going for but it's beyond silly.

"You're going to knock us down again and again.  And again.  But we'll bite your knees!  Raaargh."

And then you'll knock us down again after that. So then we'll bite the other knee. And then you'll give us a kick in our stomach. At that point we'd grab you by your neck and spit in your mouth, then insert our thumb in your derriere and ask you if you like it. Then you'll say yeah, you like it, and ask us if that's all we got. You want it harder. So we'll give it harder. And then it's our turn, because we're gonna be the Detroit Lions
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on January 22, 2021, 03:53:24 PM
Relevant

https://youtu.be/JPuS1XoRoJs
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on January 22, 2021, 03:55:02 PM
I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier, it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business; she's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come, and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada - I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard: I have a son, and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadéro. She's been waiting for me all these years, she's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: delavan on January 22, 2021, 07:18:56 PM
I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier, it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business; she's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come, and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada - I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard: I have a son, and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadéro. She's been waiting for me all these years, she's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

  *golf clap*

  (bow sidebar)

Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on January 23, 2021, 05:10:55 PM
Stafford leaving

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1353117714127216640?s=19
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 23, 2021, 06:34:00 PM
Stafford leaving

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1353117714127216640?s=19

Our actual trade move.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on January 25, 2021, 11:09:29 AM
“My wife was like, Yeah, you probably could’ve stopped at one kneecap,” he said. “And I’m like, Yeah, you’re probably right. My wife, she’s great. She can be pretty critical of me. She lets me have it. I respect the hell out of her for that. She doesn’t sugarcoat anything. So there was a little bit of Oh boy, what have you done? I’d say, yeah, maybe I took off too many body parts there.”
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 25, 2021, 12:14:25 PM
That coach is nutty, I think he'll do well in Detroit.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 25, 2021, 12:46:24 PM
You take a swipe at one of our guys, we'll take a swipe at two of yours.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on January 25, 2021, 12:49:58 PM
You take a swipe at one of our guys, we'll take a swipe at two of yours.
Straight and to the point.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: bojanglesman on January 25, 2021, 12:51:40 PM
Straight and to the point.
Saleh:  "JACKASS.  ILL KILL YOU."
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Heismanberg on January 30, 2021, 11:28:06 AM
Rap said we should expect a Matthew Stafford trade before the Super Bowl

I hope the 49ers get him
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Libero_2 on January 30, 2021, 11:58:01 AM
Rap said we should expect a Matthew Stafford trade before the Super Bowl

I hope the 49ers get him

I want SF to actually not get him. They are an excellent trade partner for us to swap out the #2 with if we don’t get Watson and decide to not take Wilson

For the Chaos I want the Rams to get him
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on January 30, 2021, 12:09:47 PM
I want SF to actually not get him. They are an excellent trade partner for us to swap out the #2 with if we don’t get Watson and decide to not take Wilson

For the Chaos I want the Rams to get him
If we don't get Watson and not take Wilson....we should be enforcing our suicide pacts.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Heismanberg on January 30, 2021, 12:11:25 PM
I want SF to actually not get him.

Detroit would become the top team to move up to #2 if they send Stafford to San Francisco. 
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Libero_2 on January 30, 2021, 12:23:31 PM
Detroit would become the top team to move up to #2 if they send Stafford to San Francisco. 

They would. But I’m more interested in SFs package of players that you convinced me that they could offer to move up to 2, than just Detroit’s #1 next year.

But it certainly wouldn’t be all sorts of bad
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Jumbo on January 30, 2021, 12:37:37 PM
Rap said we should expect a Matthew Stafford trade before the Super Bowl

I hope the 49ers get him

I thought trades couldn't process until free agency opens? Seems strange that they'd just let it simmer for a month+
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Heismanberg on January 30, 2021, 12:39:58 PM
I thought trades couldn't process until free agency opens? Seems strange that they'd just let it simmer for a month+

Alex Smith was traded to KC a week before the Super Bowl.

Trades can be negotiated and agreed upon, but they are not official until March 17th. 
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Libero_2 on January 30, 2021, 12:40:45 PM
I thought trades couldn't process until free agency opens? Seems strange that they'd just let it simmer for a month+

It’s no different than what we are trying do with Watson.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on January 30, 2021, 03:20:51 PM
It’s no different than what we are attempting to convince ourselves that Douglas is trying do with Watson.

FYP in the interests of accuracy.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Libero_2 on January 30, 2021, 03:28:24 PM
FYP in the interests of accuracy.

Sure sounds like Douglas is trying to execute a trade with Houston to me. How hard he’s trying and how likely it is to come to fruition that Douglas executes the trade is a totally different story.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on January 30, 2021, 03:44:41 PM
Sure sounds like Douglas is trying to execute a trade with Houston to me.

Really? What have you heard that makes you think that? There's a shitload of fan talk and a lot of talking heads, but I haven't heard a single thing that actually suggests that Douglas and the Jets have any interest. Not that I'm saying they don't - it would be mad of them not to be making the calls - but really it's all assumption and conjecture for now.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: bojanglesman on March 03, 2021, 08:59:53 AM
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/03/03/dan-campbell-says-as-a-true-alpha-he-can-concede-final-say-on-roster-moves/

What's wrong with this guy?

Quote
“Here’s what I would say about a true alpha,” Campbell said, via the Detroit Free Press. “A true alpha knows when it’s time to concede for the betterment of the team, and so I would tell you, one way or another, there’s already been a couple of things where it’s like, ‘Ah, maybe we don’t — you see it a little more this way, I see it [this way].’ We haven’t had one problem. And we’re not going to have a problem.”
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Libero_2 on March 03, 2021, 09:21:54 AM
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/03/03/dan-campbell-says-as-a-true-alpha-he-can-concede-final-say-on-roster-moves/

What's wrong with this guy?


This situation in Detroit is going to crash, burn and light itself on fire just so it can burn again
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Heismanberg on March 03, 2021, 09:24:16 AM
What's wrong with this guy?

CTE
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: delavan on March 03, 2021, 09:40:50 AM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/58/Hand_-_Little_finger.jpg/320px-Hand_-_Little_finger.jpg)
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 11, 2021, 04:16:22 PM
https://twitter.com/zachzachzach/status/1425302341352235010?s=21
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 11, 2021, 04:38:25 PM
https://twitter.com/zachzachzach/status/1425302341352235010?s=21

Holy excrement, no. No. No. No.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: dcm1602 on August 11, 2021, 04:45:30 PM
500mg of caffeine is a huge amount. The high end for pre-workouts is usually 300 ish

For 1000 you'd better be a freaking addict with a tolerance built up over decades
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on August 11, 2021, 05:51:21 PM
500mg of caffeine is a huge amount. The high end for pre-workouts is usually 300 ish

For 1000 you'd better be a freaking addict with a tolerance built up over decades
That's what I was thinking, he didn't go from 0 to 1,000. Must have been ramped up over years.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on August 11, 2021, 06:15:07 PM
That's what I was thinking, he didn't go from 0 to 1,000. Must have been ramped up over years.

Or maybe it was just Dan Campbell spewing a bunch of macho bravado bullshit.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on August 11, 2021, 07:54:59 PM
Or maybe it was just Dan Campbell spewing a bunch of macho bravado bullshit.
That's theory B.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: reuben on August 12, 2021, 06:46:39 AM
Drink coffee, bite kneecaps
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 22, 2021, 01:01:04 PM
https://twitter.com/dylanh6969/status/1429202109459832848?s=21

Let’s gooooooooo
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: reuben on August 22, 2021, 02:09:16 PM
https://twitter.com/dylanh6969/status/1429202109459832848?s=21

Let’s gooooooooo

freaking hell.  Do any of you dorks have that much Jets gear? 
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on August 22, 2021, 03:13:13 PM
freaking hell.  Do any of you dorks have that much Jets gear?
No, but if I did I would do a much better job of displaying it than that. His place looks like the clearance corner of the club store.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: bojanglesman on August 22, 2021, 06:43:21 PM
I have a tv.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on August 30, 2021, 06:32:08 AM
Lions have released Jets legend Breshad Perriman
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: reuben on August 31, 2021, 09:46:53 PM
Quote
[Schefter] Lions released both their kickers, Randy Bullock and Zane Gonzalez, leaving them without one currently on the roster.

No time for kicking sissy goals when you're bitin' kneecaps all day. 
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 18, 2021, 03:48:41 PM
Can we sign this guy?

https://twitter.com/WirthTM/status/1439111029263306755?s=19
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on October 14, 2021, 03:14:21 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/q82srr/the_lions_are_literally_the_unluckiest_team_in
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on November 01, 2021, 06:57:25 PM
https://www.profootballnetwork.com/nfl-hot-seat-mixed-messages-sea-of-trash-makes-dan-campbell-a-one-and-done-candidate-2021-nflwk-9/
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: reuben on November 01, 2021, 07:03:43 PM
https://www.profootballnetwork.com/nfl-hot-seat-mixed-messages-sea-of-trash-makes-dan-campbell-a-one-and-done-candidate-2021-nflwk-9/

Quote
“I felt like we got out-coached today,” Campbell said. “We got out-played. Across the board. It starts with me. It really does. You don’t play that bad with a number of guys in areas and turn the ball over and penalties. The low energy. You don’t do that unless it comes from the top. It’s on me. I did not set the tone or the tempo properly, obviously, because that was bad. We didn’t give ourselves a chance.”

But here’s the thing about accountability — it’s only credible if it’s consistent. And Campbell, from what we hear, lacks consistency in his message.

Privately, one plugged-in league source tells Pro Football Network, “he is blaming the players for everything.”

Yeah that's... what you're supposed to do, isn't it?  What's the alternative?  "Sorry, Jared: my bad on you throwing the ball away on 4th-and-11."
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 02, 2021, 07:19:40 AM
Yeah that's... what you're supposed to do, isn't it?  What's the alternative?  "Sorry, Jared: my bad on you throwing the ball away on 4th-and-11."

I obviously have no sources inside the Lions organization so I have no idea which one is happening in there but telling the players how they fucked up is different from telling people in private that it's all their fault when you just said it was all your fault to the press.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on November 12, 2021, 08:54:31 AM
https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1459171835816427521?t=757mVUCxO1VJFOBo8Ses0w&s=19
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Derek Smalls on November 12, 2021, 03:14:38 PM
https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1459171835816427521?t=757mVUCxO1VJFOBo8Ses0w&s=19
They buried it next to the 45-3 game
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: delavan on December 05, 2021, 03:12:49 PM
Lions win on the late play of the game (Goff TD pass to St. Brown).
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Heismanberg on December 05, 2021, 03:13:09 PM
Awesome
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Derek Smalls on December 05, 2021, 03:25:07 PM
Pretty cool to see Goff and Campbell hugging and to hear the fan pop from that score. Nice moment.

And I'm super jealous that they got to enjoy that win without worrying about costing themselves Trevor Lawrence.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Derek Smalls on December 05, 2021, 05:05:55 PM
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1467606620624461824
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on December 06, 2021, 08:37:52 AM
https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1467854935022702594?s=20


Goff's pizza is a smokeshow

#EliteMommyMilkers
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: bojanglesman on December 06, 2021, 08:55:47 AM
https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1467854935022702594?s=20


Goff's pizza is a smokeshow

#EliteMommyMilkers
Dem thangs thangin.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: delavan on December 06, 2021, 06:47:45 PM
https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1467854935022702594?s=20


Goff's pizza is a smokeshow

#EliteMommyMilkers

I'd drink her bathwater
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on January 24, 2022, 06:48:57 AM
Stafford has twice as many playoff wins (2) with the Rams as the Lions have had in the last 65 years (1).
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on January 24, 2022, 08:17:15 AM
Stafford has twice as many playoff wins (2) with the Rams as the Lions have had in the last 65 years (1).

And all he needed to be successful was to be on one of the most ridiculously loaded teams ever put together with superstars in every single unit.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 24, 2022, 09:02:44 AM
Stafford has twice as many playoff wins (2) with the Rams as the Lions have had in the last 65 years (1).

So does Goff.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: dcm1602 on January 24, 2022, 09:56:26 AM
And all he needed to be successful was to be on one of the most ridiculously loaded teams ever put together with superstars in every single unit.

One could argue all be also needed was to not be on one of the worst trans in the history of the league
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on January 24, 2022, 10:06:46 AM
One could argue all be also needed was to not be on one of the worst trans in the history of the league

I don't much like Kelly Stafford either but that's going a bit far.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2022, 09:43:55 PM
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1493062835039092737?t=vKVqwaOZTNKN81VTfoLdiQ&s=19
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: dcm1602 on February 14, 2022, 09:52:07 PM
Not only that, but now they get the worst possible 1st rounder for him too
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on March 25, 2022, 02:31:03 PM
Detroit Lions
@Lions
·
2m
#Lions have signed unrestricted free agent LB Jarrad Davis



They took back their AIDS.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on March 25, 2022, 02:31:24 PM
Yuge move
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on May 31, 2022, 07:44:26 AM
https://nypost.com/2022/05/30/sister-of-lions-aidan-hutchinson-crowned-miss-michigan-usa/?utm_source=whtwitter&utm_medium=whtw&utm_campaign=wh&utm_content=mnshmr


Hutch's sister is a smokeshow.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Heismanberg on May 31, 2022, 08:02:02 AM
https://nypost.com/2022/05/30/sister-of-lions-aidan-hutchinson-crowned-miss-michigan-usa/?utm_source=whtwitter&utm_medium=whtw&utm_campaign=wh&utm_content=mnshmr


Hutch's sister is a smokeshow.

Zach will smash and pass this summer
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on May 31, 2022, 12:34:28 PM
https://nypost.com/2022/05/30/sister-of-lions-aidan-hutchinson-crowned-miss-michigan-usa/?utm_source=whtwitter&utm_medium=whtw&utm_campaign=wh&utm_content=mnshmr


Hutch's sister is a smokeshow.
Mom's pretty banging as well.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: delavan on May 31, 2022, 01:44:50 PM
Round pan face.  Nice pins.

(https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/05/hutchinson-4-1.jpg)



Mom.  Yup.   

(https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/05/hutchinson-1-1.jpg)
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Heismanberg on April 21, 2023, 10:57:46 AM
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/36253087/wr-jameson-williams-four-lions-suspended-betting

guess who's back?
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Coach K on April 21, 2023, 11:23:14 AM
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/36253087/wr-jameson-williams-four-lions-suspended-betting

guess who's back?
Cephus and Moore jist got cut

Totally worth it let's bet 10k to lose 700k and now everything lol
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: delavan on April 21, 2023, 02:34:43 PM
NFL & Draft Kings (Rbt. Kraft/Jerry Jones ‘Drive By Draft King’ investors) …

As far as the Lions go, somewhere Alex Karras is smiling
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on November 14, 2023, 04:37:40 PM
https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1724554304634171708?s=20


#abomination
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: reuben on November 14, 2023, 04:49:28 PM
https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1724554304634171708?s=20


#abomination

All the french fry Frosty fucks started this and now nothing can stop the societal descent into madness.

Motherfuckers gonna be dumping Sprite all over their whoppers soon.  #sloppywhoppers
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: bojanglesman on November 14, 2023, 06:24:15 PM
https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1724554304634171708?s=20


#abomination
Jail
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on November 14, 2023, 06:25:06 PM
All the french fry Frosty fucks started this and now nothing can stop the societal descent into madness.

Motherfuckers gonna be dumping Sprite all over their whoppers soon.  #sloppywhoppers
I mean, I tried a Chick-fil-A sandwich the other day for the first time. It was very good but I was recommended to have the Polynesian sauce with it. Might as well have added Oreos or ice cream.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: bojanglesman on November 14, 2023, 06:26:22 PM
I mean, I tried a Chick-fil-A sandwich the other day for the first time. It was very good but I was recommended to have the Polynesian sauce with it. Might as well have added Oreos or ice cream.

It doesn't need anything, good like it is.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on November 14, 2023, 06:27:08 PM
It doesn't need anything, good like it is.
I agree, it was much better without the sugary goop.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on November 15, 2023, 06:17:02 AM


All the french fry Frosty fucks started this and now nothing can stop the societal descent into madness.

Motherfuckers gonna be dumping Sprite all over their whoppers soon.  #sloppywhoppers

I apologize for nothing.

SLOP EM UP REAL GOOD
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: MBGreen on November 22, 2023, 02:31:32 PM
Quote
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleiman
TRENDING: Former #Lions QB Scott Mitchell takes issue with the Barry Sanders - ‘Bye Bye Barry’ documentary: "F--K YOU ALL!! I'm so tired of hearing how I was not a good QB."

Mitchell posted a lengthy rant on Facebook after watching the documentary, first praising Barry Sanders the player, but then adding the following:

"I am so tired of hearing how I was the reason that Barry Sanders never won a Super Bowl, I'm so tired of hearing how I was not a good QB. My only response is F--K YOU ALL!!!!! That includes Eminem (and) Jeff Daniels."


a mental illness salad w/ CTE croutons
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Miamipuck on November 23, 2023, 10:00:06 PM

a mental illness salad w/ CTE croutons

He was on the radio the other day, he wasn't quite crazy sounding.  He had a few interesting points.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Derek Smalls on November 23, 2023, 10:14:25 PM
Fun fact, Scott Mitchell threw for more Pass TD in 1995 than any quarterback has ever had in a season in Jets history.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 24, 2023, 12:52:32 AM
Fun fact, Scott Mitchell threw for more Pass TD in 1995 than any quarterback has ever had in a season in Jets history.
That's not fun at all.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Johnny English on December 16, 2023, 11:28:44 AM
Teddy Bridgewater announced he's retiring at the end of the season.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Badger on December 16, 2023, 11:46:37 AM
Teddy Bridgewater announced he's retiring at the end of the season.
I forgot he was still playing and didn't know he was on the Lions.
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: Heismanberg on January 04, 2024, 05:24:15 PM
St. Brown might be the biggest Pro Bowl snub
Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 22, 2024, 01:13:14 PM
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39363004/source-lions-reach-deal-veteran-te-zach-ertz (https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39363004/source-lions-reach-deal-veteran-te-zach-ertz)

Title: Re: lolLions
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 30, 2024, 05:42:59 PM
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39422427/sources-ben-johnson-nixes-head-coach-jobs-stay-lions (https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39422427/sources-ben-johnson-nixes-head-coach-jobs-stay-lions)

Excellent.