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Other Stuff => The Pats-Hater Parking Lot => Topic started by: SixFeetDeep on June 03, 2014, 02:03:27 PM
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Is the Sportscenter anchor Jonathan Coachman the same guy that used to be on the WWF?
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Is the Sportscenter anchor Jonathan Coachman the same guy that used to be on the WWF?
(http://images.buddytv.com/articles/image/wwe-raw/jonathan-coachman-profile.jpg)
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Is the Sportscenter anchor Jonathan Coachman the same guy that used to be on the WWF?
Yep, same guy:
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(http://s00.yaplakal.com/pics/pics_original/4/2/4/3337424.jpg)
Some men just want to watch the world burn
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(http://s00.yaplakal.com/pics/pics_original/4/2/4/3337424.jpg)
Some men just want to watch the world burn
what's the deal with that crooked square. huh hotshot
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Is that the girl who posted pics of herself kissing her brother?
Edit: I'm right and it's weird that I knew that.
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lol at the retweets/favorites
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impersonating taylor swift is definitley a reportable/murderable offense
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(http://images.buddytv.com/articles/image/wwe-raw/jonathan-coachman-profile.jpg)
for the past hour this guy has been offering his input as to wether or not tom brady is a top 5 nfl quarterback. gold, ESPN, gold!
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Is that the girl who posted pics of herself kissing her brother?
Edit: I'm right and it's weird that I knew that.
I knew that too. pretty easy to remember that twitter account, which is obviously fake
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for the past hour this guy has been offering his input as to wether or not tom brady is a top 5 nfl quarterback. gold, ESPN, gold!
24 hour news, my friend. ESPN is the CNN/MSNBC/FOX news of sports reporting. Slow news day? Make something up. These fuckers need material, and lots of it. Also they need to fill hours talking about nonsense. I don't miss ESPN at all.
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I have a dream... of opening a beachfront seafood restaurant/strip club... "The Clam Castle"
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I have a dream... of opening a beachfront seafood restaurant/strip club... "The Clam Castle"
I approve of this dream.
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fact: Kurt Cobain shot himself about 1 month after justin bieber was born.
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fact: Kurt Cobain shot himself about 1 month after justin bieber was born.
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fact: Kurt Cobain shot himself about 1 month after justin bieber was born.
Not room enough in this world for both annoying assholes.
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Not room enough in this world for both annoying assholes.
shotgun blast to the head > the STDs from Courtney Love
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DCM had a thought once and it dies of loneliness.
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Why won't either of my kids sleep through the night?
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Why won't either of my kids sleep through the night?
good freaking luck man. i pray for you.
my kid has an awful cough and a heat rash from a 103.5 fever he was running saturday into sunday. He also has developed an awful cough and constipation. The dr is like "lol i dunno lollersk8tz!" none of the 3 people in this house have slept much since christmas ughhh
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good freaking luck man. i pray for you.
my kid has an awful cough and a heat rash from a 103.5 fever he was running saturday into sunday. He also has developed an awful cough and constipation. The dr is like "lol i dunno lollersk8tz!" none of the 3 people in this house have slept much since christmas ughhh
My kids have been exchanging a cold for the better part of a month now but neither has it as bad as yours so good luck. Going to sleep now myself, so wish me luck. All quiet so far as I can tell.
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good freaking luck man. i pray for you.
my kid has an awful cough and a heat rash from a 103.5 fever he was running saturday into sunday. He also has developed an awful cough and constipation. The dr is like "lol i dunno lollersk8tz!" none of the 3 people in this house have slept much since christmas ughhh
Is this guy your kid's Dr.?
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Are we alone in the universe?
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Are we alone in the universe?
That's a question not a random thought fucko.
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That's a question not a random thought fucko.
the thought spawned the question
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Are we alone in the universe?
Depends if you consider random proteins a friend.
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Depends if you consider random proteins a friend.
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you can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honeys bein fly.
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you can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honeys bein fly.
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they call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing.
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Is there a male equivalent group of feminism activists?
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Is there a male equivalent group of feminism activists?
You haven't heard about Meninists? It's absolutely retarded.
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You haven't heard about Meninists? It's absolutely retarded.
I think you spelled faggots wrong
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You haven't heard about Meninists? It's absolutely retarded.
Ah freak. No. Those people are the worstttt
If feminism is a group supporting women's equality/rights, is there a group that supports men's rights? Or no since men aren't the oppressed gender? Not that I care or think this should be an actual thing, that's why its in this thread.
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I think you spelled faggots wrong
Hahahaha awesome!
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lmaoooooooo dcm
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Ah freak. No. Those people are the worstttt
If feminism is a group supporting women's equality/rights, is there a group that supports men's rights? Or no since men aren't the oppressed gender? Not that I care or think this should be an actual thing, that's why its in this thread.
MRA
Men's Rights Activists
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MRA
Men's Rights Activists
thanks, do you have any literature I can take home to look at?
Asking for a friend
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Was my first thought, but DCM had the best answer by far.
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thanks, do you have any literature I can take home to look at?
Asking for a friend
There's a lot on the internet, but 99% is not worth it. Too much of it is just bitter, lonely dudes hating women, and the rest is tips for getting equally pathetic women with no confidence to sleep with them.
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Too much of it is just bitter, lonely dudes hating women, and the rest is tips for getting equally pathetic women with no confidence to sleep with them.
Sounds awful, those guys are pathetic. I get laid all the time. By chicks, hot ones.
You got a link?
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http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/
I guess?
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There's a lot on the internet, but 99% is not worth it. Too much of it is just bitter, lonely dudes hating women, and the rest is tips for getting equally pathetic women with no confidence to sleep with them.
It often devolves into crap, but there's occasionally a good cause, like helping to educate fathers who are in custody battles. You're also thinking of TRP which doesn't technically have anything to do with MRA, but they get lumped together.
I mean, I'm pretty content with my rights as far as my gender is concerned so I don't worry about it too much.
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Who gives a excrement, I make 25% more than a typical broad doing the same thing, freak them.
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This one's fun if you want to see true inadequacy in action.
http://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/
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I mean, I'm pretty content with my rights as far as my gender is concerned so I don't worry about it too much.
Yeah, I guess I just see more women go through a lot more day-to-day annoying excrement than I ever have just cause it's expected of them. And I personally can't fathom the amount of bitterness I see coming from most Men's Rights people I've run across.
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"And you can't even coerce a woman into having sex anymore without being brought up on charges" - Rand Buckknam, PCU
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Hahahaha. Who made it so a certain member's name gets autocorrected to a quote about sodomy?
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Hahahaha. Who made it so a certain member's name gets autocorrected to a quote about sodomy?
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I'm high or drunk 70% of the time I post on here.
Then again SFD is probably 100% high
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Some canvasser stopped me on the street the other day asking if I'd support "women's rights". I was curious and I asked her what "rights" don't they have. Then she went on a rant about how women make less than men on average. I told her that was a bullshit statistic. She then said "Okay bigot". What?
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thats our Tommy !
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thats our Tommy !
Needs to be a reality tv show.
My favorite thing about Tommy is that he doesn't give a freak. He's White, city version of Charles Barkley.
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Needs to be a reality tv show.
My favorite thing about Tommy is that he doesn't give a freak. He's White, city version of Charles Barkley.
Could be like the 'That's My Bush' sitcom that had huge ratings but got cut after 9/11.
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Could be like the 'That's My Bush' sitcom that had huge ratings but got cut after 9/11.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
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I'm high or drunk 70% of the time I post on here.
That doesn't explain the other 30% of your posts.
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Needs to be a reality tv show.
My favorite thing about Tommy is that he doesn't give a freak. He's White, city version of Charles Barkley.
Ha. My brother calls me that.
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I'm high or drunk 70% of the time I post on here.
Then again SFD is probably 100% high
Nothing dcm posts makes any sense unless I am baked
And weed makes reading about the jets less depressing and just look at the reality of the situation.
Most of the time I post on here I'm sitting on the couch watching TV using my phone. So yes sir, your math adds up.
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if its after 8, i'm high. i wish i could be always high....
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It's hilarious when you realize a girl you know with a long time boyfriend has become single, then you go look at her pictures and the thousands of pictures of her with her douchey boyfriend have been deleted.... Good stuff.
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It's hilarious when you realize a girl you know with a long time boyfriend has become single, then you go look at her pictures and the thousands of pictures of her with her douchey boyfriend have been deleted.... Good stuff.
I don't think I've seen that happen since college.
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It's hilarious when you realize a girl you know with a long time boyfriend has become single, then you go look at her pictures and the thousands of pictures of her with her douchey boyfriend have been deleted.... Good stuff.
She was freaking someone on the side.
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"Strap on" backwards is "no parts".
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"Strap on" backwards is "no parts".
"boob" backwards is "boob".
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"ssasihnisodlidsekilneergbm" backwards is "MBGreen likes dildos in his derriere".
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http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2vpng7/if_all_of_a_sudden_all_humans_simultaneously_lost/
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J is the best middle initial.
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J is the best middle initial.
Are you trolling now?
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Are you trolling now?
Sounds like someone is bitter about not having a J.
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I don't even have a middle initial. I've always felt left out.
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Sounds like someone is bitter about not having a J.
Au contraire mofraire just confirming you think this is the case, my middle initial is in fact a J.
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I've got 2 middle initials...and one of them is a "j"
/djak
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Au contraire mofraire just confirming you think this is the case, my middle initial is in fact a J.
it stands for "joo"
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J Master Race confirmed.
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it stands for "joo"
Actually that's not too far off.
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I don't even have a middle initial. I've always felt left out.
Legally change your name to add a J.
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Actually that's not too far off.
joon bug
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I concur completely with Badger. People with a middle initial of J are a superior level of being.
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I don't even have a middle initial. I've always felt left out.
Neither do I.
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My friend just told me he had a dream where Todd Bowles got fired before the season started
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My friend just told me he had a dream where Todd Bowles got fired before the season started
Would love to see this play out just to see how catastrophically a coach would need to freak up for this to happen
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Would love to see this play out just to see how catastrophically a coach would need to freak up for this to happen
"This year's training camp will be held at Dave & Busters."
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"This year's training camp will be held at Dave & Busters."
Random thought, Dave and Busters freaking blows.
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I like Dave and Busters
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I haven't been there is years but it was ok.
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Would love to see this play out just to see how catastrophically a coach would need to freak up for this to happen
donkey punch woody johnson
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I remember when I used to watch entourage there was a storyline where the main guy gets the lead in aquaman and it becomes a huge movie. At the time I thought the idea of a less popular comic book character having a huge movie was pretty laughable.
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what if the Jets have been cursed by shitty drafts just because of radio city music hall?
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what if the Jets have been cursed by shitty drafts just because of radio city music hall?
And MSG.
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And MSG.
And the Javits Center.
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When people talk about draft picks and seeing them on "tape", why do they still refer to it as tape when actual video tape hasn't been used in decades. I know it's an expression, but I figured it would have been gone by now. No one says they heard the new Jay-Z tape.
I picture Todd McShay trying to get some old dusty reels up on an ancient machine.
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I was still saying "videotape" instead of "record" or "DVR" as recent as a year ago.
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No one says they heard the new Jay-Z tape.
Have you heard Drake's new mixtape?
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And the Javits Center.
Especially the Javits Center.
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Do you think a lot of guys don't realize they're circumsized? Even though it's the norm in the US, it's often referred to as a specifically Jewish thing.
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I asked my dad once why I wasn't circumcised, and he said that the doctors had asked him when I was born, his response was "No way! He's not Muslim!"
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it's the norm in the US
Really? I had no idea.
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I asked my dad once why I wasn't circumcised, and he said that the doctors had asked him when I was born, his response was "No way! He's not Muslim!"
Haha. The terrorists have won.
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got my son circumcised, healthier and easier to deal with for everyone involved. when my new son is born, he'll be getting it done as well.
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got my son circumcised, healthier and easier to deal with for everyone involved. when my new son is born, he'll be getting it done as well.
I didn't get my son circumcised. No problems at all. He can do it himself when he's an adult if it bothers him that much. I've never understood the point of hacking off skin on an infant's penis. And I am circumcised.
I don't understand how it is healthier. That is a myth. If he can't learn to clean his own wiener, then we have bigger issues.
Dick wars!!!!
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personal choice made under the advisement of trained medical professionals
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I really don't understand how it became a thing anyway. It's like hacking off an earlobe. Makes no sense.
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personal choice made under the advisement of trained medical professionals
Did you sprinkle some mint on it after it was done?
I'm not bashing you. Moreso the people that think you are retarded for not doing it.
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I was uncircumcised. The extra skin was beneficial for gender reassignment surgery
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You ask most girls and they prefer circumcised, so there's that.
I wasn't even baptized, so not sure what the motivations were, but I'm glad they did it.
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You ask most girls and they prefer circumcised, so there's that.
I wasn't even baptized, so not sure what the motivations were, but I'm glad they did it.
Do we ask them when it's in their mouth?
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When people talk about draft picks and seeing them on "tape", why do they still refer to it as tape when actual video tape hasn't been used in decades. I know it's an expression, but I figured it would have been gone by now. No one says they heard the new Jay-Z tape.
I picture Todd McShay trying to get some old dusty reels up on an ancient machine.
People may not say tape when referring to music but they do say record.
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People may not say tape when referring to music but they do say record.
Record still makes sense as it's a recorded performance.
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If I had a time machine, I wouldn't try to kill Hitler or do anything to prevent WW2 because it would likely prevent my own existence.
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If I had a time machine, I wouldn't try to kill Hitler or do anything to prevent WW2 because it would likely prevent my own existence.
OK, but if you went back in time and killed Hitler resulting in your own lack of future existence, you wouldn't be able to come back and kill him which would mean that he would then continue unchecked and you would then exist.
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If I had a time machine, I wouldn't try to kill Hitler or do anything to prevent WW2 because it would likely prevent my own existence.
Stephen King's 11/22/63 is being adapted for television...starring James Franco.
Franco will travel through time to stop the Kennedy assassination. Things get pretty fucked up.
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I didn't like the supernatural aspects of that. Granted it's about time travel, but still.
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I didn't like the supernatural aspects of that. Granted it's about time travel, but still.
It's Stephen King. What did you expect?
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It's Stephen King. What did you expect?
Dragons
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OK, but if you went back in time and killed Hitler resulting in your own lack of future existence, you wouldn't be able to come back and kill him which would mean that he would then continue unchecked and you would then exist.
So then there would be no point in trying anyway.
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So then there would be no point in trying anyway.
No, but you wouldn't be able to prevent your own existence by going back in time.
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So then there would be no point in trying anyway.
Or maybe your future self already tried and failed. Operation Valkyrie was your idea.
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50% of polar bear cubs don't make it past the age of 1. The more you know.
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The original Superman movies were so forgettable that as long as you know the part where he flies around the planet to make it go back in time, no one will ever question if you've seen them or not. That moment is the only pop culture reference that survived from them.
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The original Superman movies were so forgettable that as long as you know the part where he flies around the planet to make it go back in time, no one will ever question if you've seen them or not. That moment is the only pop culture reference that survived from them.
General Zod says you're wrong.
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More of a dumb thought than random. This morning I dropped my iPhone and the screen cracked. I wanted to show my buddy, so I took a screenshot thinking that it would show the crack. I almost yelled "You're a Fuckn idiot!" to myself on the street.
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More of a dumb thought than random. This morning I dropped my iPhone and the screen cracked. I wanted to show my buddy, so I took a screenshot thinking that it would show the crack. I almost yelled "You're a Fuckn idiot!" to myself on the street.
Haha. Dumbass.
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More of a dumb thought than random. This morning I dropped my iPhone and the screen cracked. I wanted to show my buddy, so I took a screenshot thinking that it would show the crack. I almost yelled "You're a Fuckn idiot!" to myself on the street.
I just literally LoL'd.
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More of a dumb thought than random. This morning I dropped my iPhone and the screen cracked. I wanted to show my buddy, so I took a screenshot thinking that it would show the crack. I almost yelled "You're a Fuckn idiot!" to myself on the street.
You should have flown backwards around the earth to reverse time and stop your phone from breaking.
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It kinda sucks we're still getting this excrement weather but the leggings/stretch pants/tight jeans look with boots is the best. Keep em coming, girls.
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It kinda sucks we're still getting this excrement weather but the leggings/stretch pants/tight jeans look with boots is the best. Keep em coming, girls.
While nice, I'm ready to see skirts and heels.
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It kinda sucks we're still getting this excrement weather but the leggings/stretch pants/tight jeans look with boots is the best. Keep em coming, girls.
When I was at the parade on Tuesday this was everywhere.
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It kinda sucks we're still getting this excrement weather but the leggings/stretch pants/tight jeans look with boots is the best. Keep em coming, girls.
The first part should go in the weather whine thread, the last part is pretty cool.
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The first part should go in the weather whine thread, the last part is pretty cool.
The two, unfortunately, go hand-in-hand. I'm certainly not complaining about it.
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I'm an ensign in the United States Navy. This should horrify you all.
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I'm an ensign in the United States Navy. This should horrify you all.
yoooooooooooo
welcome back, dude
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I'm an ensign in the United States Navy. This should horrify you all.
Congratulations man. Don't press the red button.
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Congratulations man. Don't press the red button.
Now I really want to press that button...goddamnit!!!
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I'm an ensign in the United States Navy. This should horrify you all.
Doesn't in the least congratulations man !!!!!
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Not surprised. The US navy could do a lot worse than you. Congrats, man.
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Congrats!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
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Congrats. Glad you surfaced.
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In before Puck...
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Not surprised. The US navy could do a lot worse than you. Congrats, man.
Hauling your drunk derriere around Manhattan certainly proved his valor.
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Hauling your drunk derriere around Manhattan certainly proved his valor.
Haha, without a doubt. I'd have slept in a ditch that night if it weren't for Cato.
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Apple juice is a highly underrated member of the juice family.
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Apple juice is a highly underrated member of the juice family.
This. It's by far my favorite.
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I wish I could authentically pronounce the names of other countries without sounding like a pretentious poopchute.
Iraq, Iran, Nicaragua, Mexico, etc
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Apple juice is a highly underrated member of the juice family.
Cran-apple is pretty damn good too. Awesome with vodka or rum.
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YCran-apple is pretty damn good too. Awesome with vodka or rum.
I'm not ashamed of it either.
Boston > Austin > NYC
Again, I am just talking about visiting, but those are my top 3 by far. Boston gets the nod mostly due to the history. Austin is up there because it fun as hell, the weather is amazing, and the girls are smoking hot. NYC certainly has a little of both, but the cosmopolitan excrement does nothing for me.
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I haven't seen one of those little plastic pizza stools in a while.
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Had a dream last night that the Patriots fumbled on the 1 and the other team took it to the house. And Brady suffered a career ending knee injury on the same play.
The weird thing is I NEVER have football related dreams so that was a bit odd
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You're a weird guy
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You're a weird guy
Says the guy who dreams about nothing but pizza.
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I haven't seen one of those little plastic pizza stools in a while.
I brought this up in a conversation the other day and no one knew what I was talking about :'(
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I brought this up in a conversation the other day and no one knew what I was talking about :'(
We ordered three pies yesterday and they all had the stool. I guess they're still around.
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Says the guy who dreams about nothing but pizza.
k
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"I'm not saying I'm pro-bullying, but.... At what point does the anti-bullying campaign just start bullying the cool kids?"
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"I'm not saying I'm pro-bullying, but.... At what point does the anti-bullying campaign just start bullying the cool kids?"
#CliqueLivesMatter
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Nerdy wimps with b.o. will rule the world!
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Nerdy wimps with b.o. will rule the world!
"Jocks peak in high school. Nerds, they turn into Skrillex."
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You're a weird guy
we're all pretty much weird guys
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I dislike red Gatorade but I was thinking the other day I would probably like it if it were a different color.
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Every time I see this thread, I always think of Ogre, saying "What if c...a...t really spelled dog?"
(https://i.vimeocdn.com/video/467064033_640.jpg)
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Today I was asked what I miss the most about having hair. My answer was "having some chick would shampoo my hair before a haircut at the salon/barbershop."
I really do miss that.
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Today I was asked what I miss the most about having hair. My answer was "having some chick would shampoo my hair before a haircut at the salon/barbershop."
I really do miss that.
Lol so true, excrement felt so good. I do enjoy never having to spend money on haircuts though
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Lol so true, excrement felt so good. I do enjoy never having to spend money on haircuts though
as a more recent member of the shaved head club, this is definitely the biggest upside.
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as a more recent member of the shaved head club, this is definitely the biggest upside.
I never really paid that much anyway. But I do remember it being annoying when you were overdue for a haircut and your hair looking dirty for a bit until you got one.
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I've unintentionally perfected impersonating Jerome Boger.
It's gotten so bad that he's randomly making appearances in normal conversations I'm having with people..
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Remember back on the old site when people (douchebags) would say excrement to the effect of "You think cutting Cromartie was a good move? Hawhaw you only have 200 posts, clearly you have no idea what you're talking about"
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where the freak did koz go?
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where the freak did koz go?
He died.
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Remember back on the old site when people (douchebags) would say excrement to the effect of "You think cutting Cromartie was a good move? Hawhaw you only have 200 posts, clearly you have no idea what you're talking about"
Ydkf?
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I was gonna post something and I can't remember what
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I was gonna post something and I can't remember what
0 honks
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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I was gonna post something and I can't remember what
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(http://45.media.tumblr.com/51fe568fc74248279b978058058cb7a3/tumblr_n6g6biWUhI1s5qw8jo2_500.gif)
I never want to watch another thing again.
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Is it gay to watch Magic Mike and then masturbate?
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Is it gay to watch Magic Mike and then masturbate?
No, I watched it the other night
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The angle of this .gif is insufficient
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The angle of this .gif is insufficient
Best I can do...
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I wanted to watch a little local news after BCS before I went to bed.
Flipped over to CBS: dead kid story
Switched to ABC: different dead kid story
Put on FOX: The Big Bang Theory
I had to put on NFLN to escape the downward spiral.
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Non-lethal local news seems impossible to find at times.
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Non-lethal local news seems impossible to find at times.
Nah there are always rape and burglary stories, they're mostly non lethal.
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Jack Handy is a HNIC
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Nah there are always rape and burglary stories, they're mostly non lethal.
In Vegas, it's death, death, death, puppies, weather, sports, death.
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I'm so white I accidentally hailed a cab the other day while waiting for my wife to pick me up. I was standing at the curb and moved my arm a little and a cab started pulling over.
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I'm so white I accidentally hailed a cab the other day while waiting for my wife to pick me up. I was standing at the curb and moved my arm a little and a cab started pulling over.
Check your privilege at the curb, poopchute!
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Redd and Andy for sure had prison sex, with each other.
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Redd and Andy for sure had prison sex, with each other.
That one is tops in your spank bank material probably.
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That one is tops in your spank bank material probably.
No that would be George Michael and Elton John in a public restroom.
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That one is tops in your spank bank material probably.
Well it was a "random" thought made at 3am.
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Well it was a "random" thought made at 3am.
If it was in a spank bank it wouldn't be random at any time, but carry on.
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wtfuck
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Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'
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Two thoughts:
-Justin Verlander has sucked balls since he started banging Kate Upton.
-Blaze and the Monster Machines is such a terrible show. Literally, the worst.
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Two thoughts:
-Justin Verlander has sucked balls since he started banging Kate Upton.
-Blaze and the Monster Machines is such a terrible show. Literally, the worst.
Randon thought: so has she.
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Randon thought: so has she.
/mind blown
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/mind blown
Mine was a more literal translation.
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Mine was a more literal translation.
There's photo evidence and everything.
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Two thoughts:
-Justin Verlander has sucked balls since he started banging Kate Upton.
-Blaze and the Monster Machines is such a terrible show. Literally, the worst.
My kid likes Blaze. To me it's no different than all the Paw Patrols of the world.
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There's photo evidence and everything.
That would be a neat runway trick.
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My kid likes Blaze. To me it's no different than all the Paw Patrols of the world.
It's just a real annoying show. I've pretty much learned to tune the shows out, I don't mind the movies they watch actually, but this show I can't ignore how much it sucks. What's the purpose of this AJ kid, either?
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It's just a real annoying show. I've pretty much learned to tune the shows out, I don't mind the movies they watch actually, but this show I can't ignore how much it sucks. What's the purpose of this AJ kid, either?
I know. The damn truck can do back flips and shoot sparkles out of his derriere, yet it somehow can't drive itself. I try to keep him away from the TV the best I can, but occasionally I have to endure this excrement.
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In all seriousness, I would love to see Verlander's stats pre-Upton vs post-Upton. I'm sure he doesn't give a excrement because he's freaking her, but still.
I don't know when he started banging her exactly, but his stats have definitely gotten progressively worse every season since 2013.
m.bbref.com/m?p=XXplayersXXvXXverlaju01-pitch.shtml&t=all_standard_pitching
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Be a perpetual Cy Young candidate or perpetually bang Kate Upton? How is this even a conversation?
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Be a perpetual Cy Young candidate or perpetually bang Kate Upton? How is this even a conversation?
I choose option 3: be Derek Jeter and bang a different Kate Upton every week.
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I choose option 3: be Derek Jeter and bang a different Kate Upton every week.
It's a good gig if you can get it.
Hell, even when he decided to finally settle down he didn't "settle."
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I agree with JE. Banging a hot chick is great and all, but you get diminished returns after that on the enjoyable scale. Of course it's still great banging them, but it'll never be like the first time you banged them.
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We're talking about guys banging some of the hottest chicks on the planet then returning home to their palatial estates. Then going to their "job" which is nothing more than the rest of shlubs play recreationally with a fee.
I'd take those diminishing returns any day.
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So you continually find a woman to bang for the first time? or
Bang the woman you love whenever she will let you.
I like option #2 better, #1 is freaking tiresome.
or this:
We're talking about guys banging some of the hottest chicks on the planet then returning home to their palatial estates. Then going to their "job" which is nothing more than the rest of shlubs play recreationally with a fee.
I'd take those diminishing returns any day.
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Jeter is in his own league. From the articles i read when he was retiring he didn't even have to leave his house to meet half the chicks he banged. His friends would just tell the girls they wanted to introduce her to Jeter and bring her over to his house for dinner or whatever.
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Jeter is in his own league. From the articles i read when he was retiring he didn't even have to leave his house to meet half the chicks he banged. His friends would just tell the girls they wanted to introduce her to Jeter and bring her over to his house for dinner or whatever.
I don't even know why he bothered wearing pants.
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Be a perpetual Cy Young candidate or perpetually bang Kate Upton? How is this even a conversation?
I don't question it. I was just wondering. My suspicions were confirmed, though.
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I don't question it. I was just wondering. My suspicions were confirmed, though.
Yeah he's been complete dogshit. But he's making 28 mill and banging a supermodel with big natural funbags and a really annoying voice, he's in heaven.
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Yeah he's been complete dogshit. But he's making 28 mill and banging a supermodel with big natural funbags and a really annoying voice, he's in heaven.
Like I've said twice now, I wasn't questioning it, great for him, was just wondering. I'd choose the same thing.
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Banging supermodels won't enable you to be good at sport. Being good at sport will enable you to bang supermodels.
Peter Crouch was once asked what he'd be if he wasn't a professional footballer. His answer was "a virgin". This is his wife:
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Please settle a debate for me. Is it:
Rock, Paper, scissors, shoot. (Throw on the fourth beat)
OR
Rock, paper, scissors says shoot. (Throw on the fifth beat)
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Please settle a debate for me. Is it:
Rock, Paper, scissors, shoot. (Four beats)
OR
Rock, paper, scissors says shoot. (Five beats)
It's the second one, but you shoot on five, so it's four beats and then rather than shake on the fifth, you throw your hand.
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I agree with Alio.
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Thirded
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Hmmm I always thought that way was retarded. I vote for #1.
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Hmmm I always thought that way was retarded. I vote for #1.
2nd
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2nd
3rd
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Probably a regional thing
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It always starts with someone messing up and shooting after "...scissors". Then there's the "No, man. It's Rock Paper Scissors SAYS shoot". Then the other person says "oh right" Then do-over.
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Where does the "says" part come from? Never heard that before.
You go down the 3 options, then on 'shoot' you make your pick.
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I prefer the Pakastani version, rock rock rock.
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I never did any of that. We just said 1-2-3-rock.
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UKK, casman, Heis and SFD re obviously all right. Who the freak puts a pointless fourth beat in Ro Sham Bo and why?
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I agree with JE. Banging a hot chick is great and all, but you get diminished returns after that on the enjoyable scale. Of course it's still great banging them, but it'll never be like the first time you banged them.
It really depends on the woman. When I was younger, I would have agreed, and I'd imagine a lot of people would still. I can't see a reason to cheat if you don't feel the same way. I can honestly say, though, that it's gotten even better rather than diminished with my wife over time. If you're doing it right, getting to know someone should ramp it up regardless of how great the first time was.
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My pizza has gotten really good at annihilating my poopchute over time
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It really depends on the woman. When I was younger, I would have agreed, and I'd imagine a lot of people would still. I can't see a reason to cheat if you don't feel the same way. I can honestly say, though, that it's gotten even better rather than diminished with my wife over time. If you're doing it right, getting to know someone should ramp it up regardless of how great the first time was.
That's very true. There will always be one thing you'll crave that your wife can't give you though, and that's a change. It's just a really easy thing to get past if you're with the right woman.
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My pizza has gotten really good at annihilating my poopchute over time
See, this guy gets it.
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That's very true. There will always be one thing you'll crave that your wife can't give you though, and that's a change. It's just a really easy thing to get past if you're with the right woman.
Ehhh, you can absolutely change things up with the same person. I've been with women I'd never want to be with a second time, and I've been with women I got tired of. I can honestly say I have zero desire for a change now. That could, well, change...but it's been 10 years already.
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Ehhh, you can absolutely change things up with the same person. I've been with women I'd never want to be with a second time, and I've been with women I got tired of. I can honestly say I have zero desire for a change now. That could, well, change...but it's been 10 years already.
I'll always love the idea of banging a chick who's completely not my wife, and I'll always entertain the idea. I'm very happily reconciled to the knowledge that I'll never come close to actually executing on it.
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I'll always love the idea of banging a chick who's completely not my wife, and I'll always entertain the idea. I'm very happily reconciled to the knowledge that I'll never come close to actually executing on it.
By choice or by lack of opportunity?
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By choice or by lack of opportunity?
By choice. Anyone can get laid. It's not difficult to find someone willing to have sex with you, I'm just really happy with my marriage. I can accept that I find other women attractive, and that my wife finds other men attractive, and that sometimes that attraction is going to be reciprocal. I just can't imagine a situation in which one night, or a series of nights, with someone else would outweigh the importance of my marriage, and I believe that she feels the same.
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Probably a regional thing
Their region probably drinks pop and wears tennis shoes.
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Their region probably drinks pop and wears tennis shoes.
We don't live in the midwest
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By choice. Anyone can get laid. It's not difficult to find someone willing to have sex with you, I'm just really happy with my marriage. I can accept that I find other women attractive, and that my wife finds other men attractive, and that sometimes that attraction is going to be reciprocal. I just can't imagine a situation in which one night, or a series of nights, with someone else would outweigh the importance of my marriage, and I believe that she feels the same.
Well said.
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By choice. Anyone can get laid. It's not difficult to find someone willing to have sex with you, I'm just really happy with my marriage. I can accept that I find other women attractive, and that my wife finds other men attractive, and that sometimes that attraction is going to be reciprocal. I just can't imagine a situation in which one night, or a series of nights, with someone else would outweigh the importance of my marriage, and I believe that she feels the same.
Ever been to a Gamestop?
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Yep, because if JE had all the instagram chicks on his dick he'd totally be respecting his marriage.
Has nothing to do with options.
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If anyone here had the ease of access to beautiful women these guys do, they'd rethink their marriage. Or at the very least the construct of their marriage.
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I always wondered why these sports stars even get into relationships in the first place. If I were rich I'd just take a page out of Dan Bilzerian's lifestyle.
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JFIF: 10 slayer
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If anyone here had the ease of access to beautiful women these guys do, they'd rethink their marriage. Or at the very least the construct of their marriage.
I'm sure the ones that ever have significant interest in marriage at some point eventually (after a while mind you) get disinterested with sex with hot chicks without a relationship. Sounds gay, but true. If they stray after marriage, it was a mistake to get married. It isn't for everyone. If you are a famous person with access to hot chicks and your dick is still in prowl mode, don't get married. There's nothing wrong with relationships that aren't marriages. You get tired, you move on. Marriage is different.
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^ Yep. Marriage isn't for everyone, but a whole lot of people force themselves into it who never should have. Same thing goes for kids. That one is even worse. If you don't really want kids, don't have them. The world doesn't need you to procreate.
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^ Yep. Marriage isn't for everyone, but a whole lot of people force themselves into it who never should have. Same thing goes for kids. That one is even worse. If you don't really want kids, don't have them. The world doesn't need you to procreate.
"But you'll feel differently when you have your own!"
freak. Off.
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Serial freaking every broad you can find gets freaking old. I am with the it gets better and better if you find the right woman crowd, you just have to find her.
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"But you'll feel differently when you have your own!"
freak. Off.
People are self centered and can't accept a different viewpoint on something that means a lot to them. It's true that a lot of people who find out they're having a kid and didn't want one discover that it's a great thing that happened to them. It's also not true for a lot of people. The worst is when people realize they shouldn't have have had kids and there's now a child in the mix who has that life forced on him.
It's hard for me to understand people who don't want kids just because of my own relationship with mine, but I'm grateful they don't. We're overpopulated as is. There are also some people that will hopefully never have kids because they'd actually make a worse impact on the world. I call it the Tommy category.
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People are self centered and can't accept a different viewpoint on something that means a lot to them. It's true that a lot of people who find out they're having a kid and didn't want one discover that it's a great thing that happened to them. It's also not true for a lot of people. The worst is when people realize they should have have had kids and there's now a child in the mix who has that life forced on him.
It's hard for me to understand people who don't want kids just because of my own relationship with mine, but I'm grateful they don't. We're overpopulated as is. There are also some people that will hopefully never have kids because they'd actually make a worse impact on the world. I call it the Tommy category.
Do you mean shouldn't?
In my 20's, I truly wasn't ready to have kids I was way too interested in playing hockey, fishing and having a good time, I was always doing something I considered fun, hardly had a down night. When I was ready, mid 30's my wife couldn't but neither here nor there. I would be a pretty good Dad now, in my early years, hahahah hell no, then again if was forced to grow the freak up sooner, who knows what would have happened.
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Serial freaking every broad you can find gets freaking old. I am with the it gets better and better if you find the right woman crowd, you just have to find her.
I'm sure it would have been fun scoring with randoms non-stop, but it was never my personality. I was always too shy to have any game to pull that off. Type B personality.
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I never did any of that. We just said 1-2-3-rock.
1-2-3-shoot
I am from the NE and have never heard of this SAYS excrement.
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When I meant regional I meant it on a smaller scale. You can go town by town and people will all do it differently.
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Do you mean shouldn't?
Yeah, that was freaking stupid of me.
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The only thing I'll add to the whole marriage convo is that if you'll know, pretty quickly. If you don't know, don't do it.
Kids: some people don't have a choice, make a bad decision or have a moment of lust, and it just "happens". And, I hate that excrement. Kid almost has no chance from the start.
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The funny thing about the rock, papers, scissors, shoot is that I never heard the phrase RoShamBo until Tuesday and it was something I heard at work not on this board which is a strange coincidence.
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Probably a regional thing
The theory I've been working with is that there's a correlation with NYC and "Rock Paper Scissors Says shoot," whereas people with Jersey roots (and elsewhere, it seems) are just flat "rock paper scissors shoot" people. The only people I've seen say "says" are from the city. I should have asked for people to say where they grew up when I posed the question.
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^^thats true. if youre saying 'rock paper scissor say shoot', its because you a real new york nigga
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^^thats true. if youre saying 'rock paper scissor say shoot', its because you a real new york nigga
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Made me think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhPtRA7zieE
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Had a girl over last night and she slept over. I don't know how you married guys do it. Once the sex is over I gotta deal with my arm falling asleep and not having the whole bed to myself.
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Had a girl over last night and she slept over. I don't know how you married guys do it. Once the sex is over I gotta deal with my arm falling asleep and not having the whole bed to myself.
Try sleeping in a bed with your wife and AT LEAST one of your kids and get back to me.
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Had a girl over last night and she slept over. I don't know how you married guys do it. Once the sex is over I gotta deal with my arm falling asleep and not having the whole bed to myself.
Get a King Sized bed and stay on your side.
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Get a King Sized bed and stay on your side.
Solid advice.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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The theory I've been working with is that there's a correlation with NYC and "Rock Paper Scissors Says shoot," whereas people with Jersey roots (and elsewhere, it seems) are just flat "rock paper scissors shoot" people. The only people I've seen say "says" are from the city. I should have asked for people to say where they grew up when I posed the question.
From Brooklyn, it was always only "rock paper scissors says shoot" for me. Had arguments about it with my cousins from New England as a kid.
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Had a girl over last night and she slept over. I don't know how you married guys do it. Once the sex is over I gotta deal with my arm falling asleep and not having the whole bed to myself.
I sleep way worse by myself now, but it probably took a year to get used to.
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I hated it when I first started seriously dating my pizza. Now it's actually kinda weird to sleep in a bed myself.
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Had a girl over last night and she slept over. I don't know how you married guys do it. Once the sex is over I gotta deal with my arm falling asleep and not having the whole bed to myself.
clear sign you probably don't like this chick enough
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clear sign you probably don't like this chick enough
Don't get me wrong, I love spending the night alternating between fondling funbags and derriere, but I can't see how guys get much sleep. Never lived with a girl outside of a few months in HK so don't know how it can be sustained over long periods of time.
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Don't get me wrong, I love spending the night alternating between fondling funbags and derriere, but I can't see how guys get much sleep. Never lived with a girl outside of a few months in HK so don't know how it can be sustained over long periods of time.
Temperature is the biggest issue. Gets too hot here to do that without the A/C blasting.
I think most people fall asleep and then reposition.
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Once you get comfortable enough spooning isn't an everyday thing. I would never sleep if I had to have body heat right against me.
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Once you get comfortable enough spooning isn't an everyday thing. I would never sleep if I had to have body heat right against me.
that's usually when it's time for them to go.
Well, get pregnant, but you know, science cheating the system.
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that's usually when it's time for them to go.
huh?
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huh?
break up with them
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break up with them
Because you're comfortable sleeping next to them? What?
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Because you're comfortable sleeping next to them? What?
UKK said after you get comfortable, spooning is not an everyday thing. I'm inferring that you don't want to spoon everyday because the novelty of that person's body against yours has worn off and the chemicals in your brain are no longer working.
I'm being half serious
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UKK said after you get comfortable, spooning is not an everyday thing. I'm inferring that you don't want to spoon everyday because the novelty of that person's body against yours has worn off and the chemicals in your brain are no longer working.
My chemtrails have hypnotized my wife into spooning.
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My chemtrails have hypnotized my wife into spooning.
Some people it just feels right, all the time. That's probably a good thing you married her.
Jokes aside, I think that it is a very primitive reproductive function in humans. Someone who feels or smells the right way for a particular person is probably meant to reproduce with that person.
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Some people it just feels right, all the time. That's probably a good thing you married her.
Jokes aside, I think that it is a very primitive reproductive function in humans. Someone who feels or smells the right way for a particular person is probably meant to reproduce with that person.
Or rohypnol.
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Don't get me wrong, I love spending the night alternating between fondling funbags and derriere, but I can't see how guys get much sleep. Never lived with a girl outside of a few months in HK so don't know how it can be sustained over long periods of time.
Then don't get married. Seriously, there's no reason you have to sustain it. If you wrap it and move on quickly, there's also less chance of a little Tommy shitting on the world.
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Then don't get married. Seriously, there's no reason you have to sustain it. If you wrap it and move on quickly, there's also less chance of a little Tommy shitting on the world.
He could have a girl. Female Tommy. Let that soak in.
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He could have a girl. Female Tommy. Let that soak in.
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lmaooooooo
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Once you get comfortable enough spooning isn't an everyday thing. I would never sleep if I had to have body heat right against me.
I try to tell my pizza that and she acts like I'm the crazy one
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I try to tell my pizza that and she acts like I'm the crazy one
That's rough dude.
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Been married a long time. As with any long term relationship, the constant spooning thing just kind of fades away, thank goodness.
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We start on the same side of the bed most nights but always end up in our own zones by the morning. I've never been able to sleep all night like that and marvel at anyone who can.
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We start on the same side of the bed most nights but always end up in our own zones by the morning. I've never been able to sleep all night like that and marvel at anyone who can.
Yup. Face to face when we go to sleep. derriere to derriere when we wake up.
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Yup. Face to face when we go to sleep. derriere to derriere when we wake up.
And how the double sided dildo swaps places is a mystery?
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Yup. Face to face when we go to sleep. derriere to derriere when we wake up.
wonderful post
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I thought of something for this thread earlier and I forgot what it was. Now I'm unreasonably annoyed about it.
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I'll tell you one for this freaking thread. Supermarkets that have a woefully insufficient number of small carts, meaning that when you go in to buy a dozen things you have to get a massive freaking cart like you're going to do a week's shopping for a family of four. freak you.
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I'll tell you one for this freaking thread. Supermarkets that have a woefully insufficient number of small carts, meaning that when you go in to buy a dozen things you have to get a massive freaking cart like you're going to do a week's shopping for a family of four. freak you.
So...you want customized midget shopping carts?
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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So...you want customized midget shopping carts?
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Nothing customised about them. I want standard freaking midget shopping carts.
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I'll tell you one for this freaking thread. Supermarkets that have a woefully insufficient number of small carts, meaning that when you go in to buy a dozen things you have to get a massive freaking cart like you're going to do a week's shopping for a family of four. freak you.
It's a service for employees, not for you. Large carts give increased opportunities to cart pushers, allowing them to assist customers and boost their communication skills by asking those customers about their day.
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It's a service for employees, not for you. Large carts give increased opportunities to cart pushers, allowing them to assist customers and boost their communication skills by asking those customers about their day.
hahahahahahahaha
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It's a service for employees, not for you. Large carts give increased opportunities to cart pushers, allowing them to assist customers and boost their communication skills by asking those customers about their day.
5 honks
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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It's a service for employees, not for you. Large carts give increased opportunities to cart pushers, allowing them to assist customers and boost their communication skills by asking those customers about their day.
Haha kudos good sir
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It's a service for employees, not for you. Large carts give increased opportunities to cart pushers, allowing them to assist customers and boost their communication skills by asking those customers about their day.
This is amazing.
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It's a service for employees, not for you. Large carts give increased opportunities to cart pushers, allowing them to assist customers and boost their communication skills by asking those customers about their day.
I am also quoting this post.
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#cartboysmatter
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If Geddy Lee suddenly died, I think Lawrence Gowan could step right in as the lead singer for Rush.
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If Geddy Lee suddenly died, I think Lawrence Gowan could step right in as the lead singer for Rush.
I thought the drummer retired? No Pert, no Rush IMO.
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I thought the drummer retired? No Pert, no Rush IMO.
drummers can be replaced (eg AC/DC)....voices can not (eg Skid Row, Queensryche)
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drummers can be replaced (eg AC/DC)....voices can not (eg Skid Row, Queensryche)
Not Rush's drummer. He cannot be replaced. Best in the world.
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To my knowledge I have never heard a single song by Rush.
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Not Rush's drummer. He cannot be replaced. Best in the world.
I have nothing but respect for Neil Peart.
Lee's voice is just as important to the band, if not more important.
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To my knowledge I have never heard a single song by Rush.
How is that even possible when you live in their home town
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How is that even possible when you live in their home town?
Dunno. Just never had reason to.
I suppose it's possible that I might know a song or two of theirs but not realise it's Rush.
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Dunno. Just never had reason to.
I suppose it's possible that I might know a song or two of theirs but not realise it's Rush.
I am shocked you haven't heard Tom Sawyer, the 2nd most over played song in history, far behind Stairway to Heaven. If I never ever heard those 2 songs again starting now, it wouldn't be too soon and I love Rush.
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I am shocked you haven't heard Tom Sawyer, the 2nd most over played song in history, far behind Stairway to Heaven. If I never ever heard those 2 songs again starting now, it wouldn't be too soon and I love Rush.
Listening to it on Youtube right now. I am 99% certain I have never heard this song before.
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Listening to it on Youtube right now. I am 99% certain I have never heard this song before.
I do like Neil Peart's drums in the song, I am tired of everything else about it though.
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I am shocked you haven't heard Tom Sawyer, the 2nd most over played song in history, far behind Stairway to Heaven. If I never ever heard those 2 songs again starting now, it wouldn't be too soon and I love Rush.
Subdivisions is my favorite Rush song.
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Subdivisions is my favorite Rush song.
That and Red Barchetta are my favorite Rush songs. Thankfully they're not overplayed.
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Listening to it on Youtube right now. I am 99% certain I have never heard this song before.
You're a lucky guy.
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I am shocked you haven't heard Tom Sawyer, the 2nd most over played song in history, far behind Stairway to Heaven. If I never ever heard those 2 songs again starting now, it wouldn't be too soon and I love Rush.
Tom Sawyer doesn't crack the top ten overplayed classic rock songs.
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Not Rush's drummer. He cannot be replaced. Best in the world.
Yes.
Give them a try JE. Never been a huge fan, but I am always happy to hear them. I know actual Rush fans would excrement on me, but Limelight is my favorite tune from them.
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Tom Sawyer doesn't crack the top ten overplayed classic rock songs.
Don't Stop Believing
Living on a Prayer
You Shook Me All Night Long
Freebird
I'm not sure how many of those actually fall in classic rock but those are the names that came to mind without cheating.
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Tom Sawyer doesn't crack the top ten overplayed classic rock songs.
It is to me, especially down here.
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Don't Stop Believing
Living on a Prayer
You Shook Me All Night Long
Freebird
I'm not sure how many of those actually fall in classic rock but those are the names that came to mind without cheating.
Kashmir
More Than A Feeling
Thunderstruck (thank you every freaking NHL and NFL game I ever see)
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Kashmir
More Than A Feeling
Thunderstruck (thank you every freaking NHL and NFL game I ever see)
La Schmoove by Fu Schnickens
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I don't like graduation season because it reminds me of how unfulfilled I was by my own graduation. I just get bitter but I try not to burst anyone else's bubble.
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I don't like graduation season because it reminds me of how unfulfilled I was by my own graduation. I just get bitter but I try not to burst anyone else's bubble.
freak you you bitter player of the pink oboe, you're a total bundle of sticks for giving excrement to graduates, it makes you sound like a real poopchute.
To be honest I just love the swear filter.
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I don't like graduation season because of the packs of random idiots just roaming the city in droves who have no freaking clue or care as to where they're going.
Yep, totally agree
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Yep, totally agree
That's basically what prompts this feeling from me.
And why does anyone wear a graduation robe more than 5 minutes after everything is over?
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That's basically what prompts this feeling from me.
And why does anyone wear a graduation robe more than 5 minutes after everything is over?
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I just drove by a hand made, spray painted sign in a park that said "Imagine No Cars"
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If our tailgate came from the mind of GRRM, would 17a be our Hodor?
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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If our tailgate came from the mind of GRRM, would 17a be our Hodor?
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Tommy is Varys,
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Losing my hair was one of the key reasons I've started to become a more humble person; Now it's growing back apparently.
I just got Arya-ed
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Losing my hair was one of the key reasons I've started to become a more humble person; Now it's growing back apparently.
I just got Arya-ed
You sure it isn't just growing ON your back?
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You sure it isn't just growing ON your back?
That lot has been occupied for years.
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Tommy is Varys,
I guess I get the job of drunken gobshite dwarf.
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Damn....I actually wrote some pretty good excrement for the other site.
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Damn....I actually wrote some pretty good excrement for the other site.
You did.
And you're undeniably partly responsible for exposing me to the wonders of craft beer.
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You did.
And you're undeniably partly responsible for exposing me to the wonders of craft beer.
I was on my computer last night, which has become a rarity for me, and was kinda bored so I went and read my word docs from the old site. I never labeled them according to what I wrote about but rather the date I wrote it. I wanted to read the beer columns-to see if they stood the test of time (obviously pre-edited)-and the ones I read...I liked them.
I also read a few of the other things I wrote, football related, and they stood the test of time. The bounty-gate, Curtis Martin going to the hall-of-fame, irresponsible sports journalism, etc. Just sucks they're not on the web anymore.
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Why are the chicks on the back of motorcycles always huge... You'd think they would be more scared to fall off
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Why are the chicks on the back of motorcycles always huge... You'd think they would be more scared to fall off
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Why are the chicks on the back of motorcycles always huge... You'd think they would be more scared to fall off
This reminds me that yesterday I got stuck behind a chick driving a motorcycle with a skinny dude on the back. excrement was weird.
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What is "cola"?
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What is "cola"?
Cost of Living Adjustment
Just smile and say thank you when your company gives you one.
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I assumed he was just making fun of people who refer to soda as cola
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I assumed he was just making fun of people who refer to soda as cola
shhhh
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I think of the same definition as MB because of my job.
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not complaining, that was a TIL for me.
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I meant the soda. Is cola the flavor?
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I meant the soda. Is cola the flavor?
I always thought it was just a regional term term for soda. Like "coke" or "pop" (gag)
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It's a regional term, "cola", "pop" etc.
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Pop and soda mean the same thing. Cola is a flavor of pop/soda.
Also hot dogs are sandwiches.
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I think of the same definition as MB because of my job.
#govspeak
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Pop and soda mean the same thing. Cola is a flavor of pop/soda.
Also hot dogs are sandwiches.
no
just no
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Pop and soda mean the same thing. Cola is a flavor of pop/soda.
Also hot dogs are sandwiches.
I will cut you.
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Im not opposed to putting a hot dog between 2 pieces of bread.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Im not opposed to putting a hot dog between 2 pieces of bread.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
That's what poor kids do in America.
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That's what poor kids do in America.
Poor kids are eatin good
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Ok so can anyone tell me what the cola flavor is comparable to or even describe how it tastes?
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Ok so can anyone tell me what the cola flavor is comparable to or even describe how it tastes?
Tastes like a cost of living salary bump
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Ok so can anyone tell me what the cola flavor is comparable to or even describe how it tastes?
Kola nuts
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Ok so can anyone tell me what the cola flavor is comparable to or even describe how it tastes?
I'm not sure if you're on a wind up here.
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I'm not sure if you're on a wind up here.
Crystal Pepsi has made me rethink my entire belief system
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Crystal Pepsi has made me rethink my entire belief system
those were some good years
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those were some good years
You know it's back, right?
And FTR I don't believe that it's a cola, although I've never knowingly drunk it.
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You know it's back, right?
And FTR I don't believe that it's a cola, although I've never knowingly drunk it.
No, I didn't know.
Is Pepsi using Van Halen's "Right Now" to advertise it again?
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You know it's back, right?
And FTR I don't believe that it's a cola, although I've never knowingly drunk it.
I'm waiting for a sandwich at a deli staring at a bottle that says "clear cola"
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I'm waiting for a sandwich at a deli staring at a bottle that says "clear cola"
Huh. I thought it was some other kind of sugar water. As I said, having never knowingly tried it I'm happy to be corrected.
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Found a $100 bill on the floor last night in the hallway of my building.
Thought it was fake (or a prank) but turned out to be real. I kinda feel bad because I've lost money randomly before myself but it was impossible to tell who it belonged to. Person probably reached in to their pocket for their phone or keys or something and it slipped out.
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I'm waiting for a sandwich at a deli staring at a bottle that says "clear cola"
Wasnt there a common brand of sodas at most NY delis in the late 80s early 90s that were clear, regardless of flavor?
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Back in the dark ages of the late 80s, I used to listen to a Sony Walkman to help me fall asleep.
The top 3 songs that soothed me right to sleep were:
-Eyes Without a Face by Billy Idol
-Everybody wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears
-Dreamweaver by Gary Wright
honorable mention
-Big Gun by AC/DC
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Wasnt there a common brand of sodas at most NY delis in the late 80s early 90s that were clear, regardless of flavor?
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Snapple
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-Big Gun by AC/DC
WTF? You slept to that?
BTW, my 4 year old has taken a liking to AC/DC because their songs are all easy for kids to remember and he likes guitar sounds. I have to lie to him about the lyrics though. He asked me if he could listen to "Highway to Help" yesterday.
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WTF? You slept to that?
BTW, my 4 year old has taken a liking to AC/DC because their songs are all easy for kids to remember and he likes guitar sounds. I have to lie to him about the lyrics though. He asked me if he could listen to "Highway to Help" yesterday.
hahaha!
Your kid has real potential...buy him a guitar in a few years.
I grew up on AC/DC...so awesome.
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hahaha!
Your kid has real potential...buy him a guitar in a few years.
I grew up on AC/DC...so awesome.
My daughter is a little over 1 year and she laughs and dances to Metallica. I'll have to watch out for her.
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Back in the dark ages of the late 80s, I used to listen to a Sony Walkman to help me fall asleep.
The top 3 songs that soothed me right to sleep were:
-Eyes Without a Face by Billy Idol
-Everybody wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears
-Dreamweaver by Gary Wright
honorable mention
-Big Gun by AC/DC
I listened to my clock radio. These were all pretty common. Without fail, She Bop would freak everything up.
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I spend 90% of my life thinking of random questions and then plugging it into google to get the answer
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I spend 90% of my life thinking of random questions and then plugging it into google to get the answer
what did you do before Google...plug your random questions into Lycos?
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I spend 90% of my life thinking of random questions and then plugging it into google to get the answer
Is google the name of a hooker you frequent?
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Is google the name of a hooker you frequent?
Is the answer herpes?
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"It hurts when I Urine"
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"It hurts when I Urine"
Memories of a great thread.....
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Watching Fubar 2...the guy who plays Tron looks like UKK.
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Watching Fubar 2...the guy who plays Tron looks like UKK.
I'm gonna have to find this. It's ahead of all the Star Wars movies, but behind the new Chappelle specials on Netflix in my watching list.
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I'm gonna have to find this. It's ahead of all the Star Wars movies, but behind the new Chappelle specials on Netflix in my watching list.
Hold the freak up... There is new Chappelle?
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Hold the freak up... There is new Chappelle?
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Netflix. 2 whole new stand-ups.
https://www.netflix.com/title/80171965
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Netflix. 2 whole new stand-ups.
https://www.netflix.com/title/80171965
Ho Lee excrement. Thank you.
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How are sloths not extinct? Do they not taste good to predators or something?
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How are sloths not extinct? Do they not taste good to predators or something?
No idea. Maybe wild animals think they are retarded and would feel guilty killing them. Or yeah, maybe they taste like a turd.
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How are sloths not extinct? Do they not taste good to predators or something?
Stealth and camouflage
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I got to trim the nails on a sedated sloth back in vet school. It was a slow day.
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How are sloths not extinct? Do they not taste good to predators or something?
They should taste good. Giant sloths went extinct because ancient Americans had giant slow food available at any time.
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They should taste good. Giant sloths went extinct because ancient Americans had giant slow food available at any time.
Canadians will eat anything.
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Canadians will eat anything with ketchup.
FYP
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FYP
or vinegar and gravy.
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or vinegar and gravy.
and cheese dust....because freak you.
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and cheese dust....because freak you.
no freak you...... because freak you.
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Is it "bold faced lie" or "bald faced lie"? I'll let the idiots out themselves here
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freaking lie.
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Is it "bold faced lie" or "bald faced lie"? I'll let the idiots out themselves here
lye....as in "have a shot of lye, sg3. Cheers mate"
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Is it "bold faced lie" or "bald faced lie"? I'll let the idiots out themselves here
Has anyone actually ever said bald faced?
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Is it "bold faced lie" or "bald faced lie"? I'll let the idiots out themselves here
I suspect that "bald-faced" is the correct one, because people also say "bare-faced" and that would mean much the same. Not sure why someone without the ability to grow a proper beard would be more of a liar, is it some kind of Shakespearean thing?
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I suspect that "bald-faced" is the correct one, because people also say "bare-faced" and that would mean much the same. Not sure why someone without the ability to grow a proper beard would be more of a liar, is it some kind of Shakespearean thing?
I have never used the term myself, but have only ever heard bold faced. Like, you are so bold you can have that look on your face and lie to me?
Now, the shaven version sounds fun, but makes no freaking sense.
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I suspect that "bald-faced" is the correct one, because people also say "bare-faced" and that would mean much the same. Not sure why someone without the ability to grow a proper beard would be more of a liar, is it some kind of Shakespearean thing?
Well I'm clean shaven and also have a shaved head, and I lie all the time. Makes sense I guess.
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Well I'm clean shaven and also have a shaved head, and I lie all the time. Makes sense I guess.
This is the greatest.
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I do love the south. Nowhere else can girls light years out of your league totally turn you on when all you wanted is the nearest restroom.
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I do love the south. Nowhere else can girls light years out of your league totally turn you on when all you wanted is the nearest restroom.
Well it's convenient that they turn you on right before you go to the bathroom.
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Well it's convenient that they turn you on right before you go to the bathroom.
I didn't word that correctly, but 100% appropriate response.
I asked one of the dozens of hot employees where the nearest restroom was.
90% of the nurses taking care of my mom in ICU are 8+ blondes.
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honey roasted peanuts is an underrated topping on an ice cream sundae
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honey roasted peanuts is an underrated topping on an ice cream sundae
They would need to be chopped up, but that seems entirely reasonable.
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meh squared
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MB sprinkles fake pine needles on his ice cream and he starts doing it in August.
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MB sprinkles fake pine needles on his ice cream and he starts doing it in August.
who's going to bail you out of jail when you get caught cutting down an xmas tree in Central Park this year?
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There are people out there that don’t think Cheddar is the best cheese..... probably all trump supporters
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There are people out there that don’t think Cheddar is the best cheese..... probably all trump supporters
How is there a "best" cheese? Cheddar, pepper jack, swiss, mozzarella, feta. It's an endless chain of deliciousness.
The only thing you can say with certainty is that American cheese is plasticey garbage.
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The only cheese the world can do without is head cheese.
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Is cheese dust a type or cheese?
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There are people out there that don’t think Cheddar is the best cheese..... probably all trump supporters
#MOZZGANG
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Why do they make crayons any longer than about an inch? I've never seen any kid ever use one all the way down without either losing it or breaking it.
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The lottery is just a tax on stupid people
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The lottery is just a tax on stupid people
That's not correct. I'll be happy to explain why in detail tomorrow when I'm not on my way to bed.
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The lottery is just a tax on stupid people
Stupid and poor people
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The lottery is just a tax on stupid people
OK, here's my view as someone who plays the lottery every week.
I put down $10 for a ticket that offers me a chance, albeit an incredibly small one, of a completely different life, and one that at 45 years old would be perfectly timed - old enough to know exactly what I want to do and what I don't, young enough to really take advantage of the opportunity to do it. There is nothing else that offers me the opportunity for such a sudden change - no amount of hard work or inspiration will provide me with that instantaneous change in my life.
The opportunity cost of $10 is nothing. There is nothing that I can not do because I spend $10 on a lottery ticket that I would otherwise do if I didn't buy the ticket.
Over the course of a year, $500 has an equally low opportunity cost. There are no $500 items or opportunities that I deny myself because I have instead spent the money on lottery tickets.
Over the course of a decade it's $5000, not an insignificant amount of money but in the grand scheme of a decade it's one reasonably nice vacation. I can have a reasonably nice vacation any time I want - I could book it today if I so wished - so the opportunity cost remains at zero.
Over the course of five decades, my entire working life, my outlay amounts to $25,000. That's a reasonably nice used car. I have a reasonably nice car. I have always had reasonably nice cars. Again, my opportunity cost here is pretty negligible.
So while this reasoning may very well not work for everyone, I don't think this is stupid on my part at all. Every week I have a very small, but greater than zero, chance of changing my entire life for the better in ways I can't even begin to comprehend, and it costs me exactly nothing in real terms. I think it would be stupid not to give myself that chance.
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OK, here's my view as someone who plays the lottery every week.
I put down $10 for a ticket that offers me a chance, albeit an incredibly small one, of a completely different life, and one that at 45 years old would be perfectly timed - old enough to know exactly what I want to do and what I don't, young enough to really take advantage of the opportunity to do it. There is nothing else that offers me the opportunity for such a sudden change - no amount of hard work or inspiration will provide me with that instantaneous change in my life.
The opportunity cost of $10 is nothing. There is nothing that I can not do because I spend $10 on a lottery ticket that I would otherwise do if I didn't buy the ticket.
Over the course of a year, $500 has an equally low opportunity cost. There are no $500 items or opportunities that I deny myself because I have instead spent the money on lottery tickets.
Over the course of a decade it's $5000, not an insignificant amount of money but in the grand scheme of a decade it's one reasonably nice vacation. I can have a reasonably nice vacation any time I want - I could book it today if I so wished - so the opportunity cost remains at zero.
Over the course of five decades, my entire working life, my outlay amounts to $25,000. That's a reasonably nice used car. I have a reasonably nice car. I have always had reasonably nice cars. Again, my opportunity cost here is pretty negligible.
So while this reasoning may very well not work for everyone, I don't think this is stupid on my part at all. Every week I have a very small, but greater than zero, chance of changing my entire life for the better in ways I can't even begin to comprehend, and it costs me exactly nothing in real terms. I think it would be stupid not to give myself that chance.
You've stated the exact reason why i buy a lotto ticket every week. Articulated perfectly.
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If you have enough disposable money that buying a lottery ticket is inconsequential as discussed above, there's no real problem with it.
The problem with the lottery is that the average player doesn't truly have the disposable income to lay it out weekly (sometimes daily) given the mathematical chance to win.
I'm not a "do what I say" style husband, but for many years I steadfastly refused to allow my wife to buy lotto tickets. In recent years, with the bigger jackpots, I've relented when the number goes into the hundreds of millions (even though the reason for the higher jackpots is that it's now even more unlikely to win). But financially, we're in a place where the occasional $4 thrown away has no material impact on our lives.
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Fuckin peasants I blow 50% of my gross pay into lotto
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The best part of lotteries in Canada, the gov't can't touch a dime of your windfall.
Having said that, our jackpots don't exceed 60 mil.
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The best part of lotteries in Canada, the gov't can't touch a dime of your windfall.
Having said that, our jackpots don't exceed 60 mil.
Wow, they cut half right off the top before you see a dime here.
But at least we have better healthca--
Well at least it's not as cold as--
At least our President--
Well, excrement.
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I'm not a "do what I say" style husband, but for many years I steadfastly refused to allow my wife to buy lotto tickets. In recent years, with the bigger jackpots, I've relented when the number goes into the hundreds of millions (even though the reason for the higher jackpots is that it's now even more unlikely to win). But financially, we're in a place where the occasional $4 thrown away has no material impact on our lives.
See, now this is a really illogical position IMO. How would $300M change your life in a way that $30M wouldn't?
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Let me know what you guys do with your millions
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Wow, they cut half right off the top before you see a dime here.
But at least we have better healthca--
Well at least it's not as cold as--
At least our President--
Well, excrement.
But even when they cut yours right in half...if the jackpot is 400 million, you're still laughing with a 200 million payday. Plus it's in American funds (which is worth alot more than our monopoly money).
You can keep your health care and the schmuck in the White House, though.
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Let me know what you guys do with your millions
I'm gonna buy a yacht and park it in front of Petro's driveway.
The "SS Click The Ads"
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Let me know what you guys do with your millions
You think I'm talking to any of you fucks when I'm a multi-millionaire?
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See, now this is a really illogical position IMO. How would $300M change your life in a way that $30M wouldn't?
It's not that, it's that I'm against playing the lotto. I relent on the mega-jackpots because it appeases my wife, but I still think it's a waste of money. It's an insignificant amount wasted at this point, but it's still wasted.
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People trying to defend the lottery is freaking laughable.
If you put 500 a year into a 401k from 30 to 65 you have 75,000 in your account. Which is a pathetically paltry amount, but more than a huge majority of Americans will have when they retire.
If you factored in the tax deffered benefits, it would probably be 100,000.
Compared to the. .00000001% chance at making millions
Irresponsible excrement like the lottery is just grimey fucks taking advantage of poor stupid people
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People trying to defend the lottery is freaking laughable.
What's laughable is you not bothering to read what was written. I fully accept that for many people there are better uses of $10 a week than a lottery ticket, but I'm not speaking for them.
People of your age who are obsessed with maximising pension returns and proud of how much they've socked away for their retirement are humourless, joyless individuals who don't understand the fragility of life or the pleasure of the moment, and are destined to live pointless existences filled with practicality at the expense of fun.
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What's laughable is you not bothering to read what was written. I fully accept that for many people there are better uses of $10 a week than a lottery ticket, but I'm not speaking for them.
People of your age who are obsessed with maximising pension returns and proud of how much they've socked away for their retirement are humourless, joyless individuals who don't understand the fragility of life or the pleasure of the moment, and are destined to live pointless existences filled with practicality at the expense of fun.
Because not being poor means you can't enjoy life.
Statistically people are living older and older. You can have an incredible quality of life in your 50s and 60s.even 70s is enjoyable for many. I don't want to be working into my 70s begging for death. By taking advantage of your retirement accounts when you're in your 20s and 30s, You can enjoy a substantially greater quality of life in your 40s 50s 60s and onward.
There's a reason why something stupid like over 50% of Americans over the age of 60 have less than 10k saved for retirement. Because they're irresponsible fucks who never gave a thought to their future.
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i bet dcm is a riot at parties.
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Because not being poor means you can't enjoy life.
Statistically people are living older and older. You can have an incredible quality of life in your 50s and 60s.even 70s is enjoyable for many. I don't want to be working into my 70s begging for death. By taking advantage of your retirement accounts when you're in your 20s and 30s, You can enjoy a substantially greater quality of life in your 40s 50s 60s and onward.
There's a reason why something stupid like over 50% of Americans over the age of 60 have less than 10k saved for retirement. Because they're irresponsible fucks who never gave a thought to their future.
There you go again, reading things that aren't there.
One thing I have learned in my time on this planet is that balance is key to almost everything. Extremity of anything is not enjoyable, and often counterproductive. Saving every penny for a future you might never have is no more advisable than squandering every penny on the present you're currently in.
The cost of a lottery ticket is for most people pretty negligible, and represents an easy and fun weekly dream. Someone who never buys a lottery ticket can never dream of the silly car they'd buy or the joy on their parents' faces when you hand them their mortgage discharge certificate, because for a dream to be truly exciting requires it to have attached the possibility of it coming true. People who think that spending $5 or $10 is just a straight waste of money are attaching more value to a tiny amount of money than to a dream, and that's a pretty sad existence IMO.
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There you go again, reading things that aren't there.
One thing I have learned in my time on this planet is that balance is key to almost everything. Extremity of anything is not enjoyable, and often counterproductive. Saving every penny for a future you might never have is no more advisable than squandering every penny on the present you're currently in.
The cost of a lottery ticket is for most people pretty negligible, and represents an easy and fun weekly dream. Someone who never buys a lottery ticket can never dream of the silly car they'd buy or the joy on their parents' faces when you hand them their mortgage discharge certificate, because for a dream to be truly exciting requires it to have attached the possibility of it coming true. People who think that spending $5 or $10 is just a straight waste of money are attaching more value to a tiny amount of money than to a dream, and that's a pretty sad existence IMO.
Or would prefer to make that dream a reality making smart financial decisions, instead of using it for toilet paper and handing it to some dick.
If you really want a dream car, find out how to make it a reality.
Honestly I'd have more respect for someone who blows all their money on booze than someone who buys lottery tickets
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Or would prefer to make that dream a reality making smart financial decisions, instead of using it for toilet paper and handing it to some dick.
If you really want a dream car, find out how to make it a reality.
Honestly I'd have more respect for someone who blows all their money on booze than someone who buys lottery tickets
I've had quite an array of silly and expensive cars already in my time and my retirement is perfectly well catered for, but thanks for your life advice.
You're doing a good job of proving my previous point. BALANCE. Don't be that joyless individual who sucks the life out of the room and makes other people not want to be around them, because practicality above all else is basically an algorithm and about as much fun as one.
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I've had quite an array of silly and expensive cars already in my time and my retirement is perfectly well catered for, but thanks for your life advice.
You're doing a good job of proving my previous point. BALANCE. Don't be that joyless individual who sucks the life out of the room and makes other people not want to be around them, because practicality above all else is basically an algorithm and about as much fun as one.
I know it's you I'm arguing with, but I'm really speaking about these things in general not about your specific situation.
Obviously I think the lottery is idiotic for anyone to play. But it's particularly predatory on the uneducated and the poor. At the very least we can both agree that is a bad thing.
That "dream" is what makes the poor, even worse off.
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Or would prefer to make that dream a reality making smart financial decisions, instead of using it for toilet paper and handing it to some dick.
If you really want a dream car, find out how to make it a reality.
Honestly I'd have more respect for someone who blows all their money on booze than someone who buys lottery tickets
Unless you're living on a strict budget or paycheck to paycheck, $5-$10 on a weekly lotto ticket is a drop in the bucket for a chance at a significant windfall.
Your argument only holds water if some lunatic is spending outside of their means. For example, trying to increase your odds by spending hundreds of dollars on a single draw is relatively stupid, and fiscally irresponsible. That's the type of excrement that puts people in Gamblers Anonymous.
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I know it's you I'm arguing with, but I'm really speaking about these things in general not about your specific situation.
Obviously I think the lottery is idiotic for anyone to play. But it's particularly predatory on the uneducated and the poor. At the very least we can both agree that is a bad thing.
That "dream" is what makes the poor, even worse off.
I don't know that I agree with that though. I think everyone needs an escape or a crutch, and I find lottery tickets to be far less heinous or predatory than all sorts of commercial enterprises including but not limited to tobacco manufacturers, alcohol producers, pharmaceutical companies, and anyone who develops or runs any kind of MLM scheme.
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You know, imma start playing lotto.
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You know, imma start playing lotto.
fvck around, win big and buy the knicks
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fvck around, win big and buy the knicks
When I win the lottery I'm going to hire a plane to fly over Long Island for a month towing a banner saying
freak YOU DCM.
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Unless you're living on a strict budget or paycheck to paycheck, $5-$10 on a weekly lotto ticket is a drop in the bucket for a chance at a significant windfall.
Your argument only holds water if some lunatic is spending outside of their means. For example, trying to increase your odds by spending hundreds of dollars on a single draw is relatively stupid, and fiscally irresponsible. That's the type of excrement that puts people in Gamblers Anonymous.
Many people are that poor though
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Many people are that poor though
The problem regarding your argument is that JE was never referring to those people.
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Got 3 numbers plus the bonus on my $10 lottery ticket from last night, which won me $20.
IN YOUR FACE DCM
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Got 3 numbers plus the bonus on my $10 lottery ticket from last night, which won me $20.
IN YOUR FACE DCM
within the past year there was actually a person in my family that won several hundred thousand playing a lotto ticket and used it to pay off their mortgage and their children's school loans lol.
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I have an irrational fear that if I ever won the lottery I'd start seizing and convulsing in ecstasy and accidentally tear the ticket to pieces like Chris Farley's dinner roll in Tommy Boy.
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Last time the US lotto was approaching a billion, some person won. Then on the radio in the morning was a story of some jackass that spent his entire life savings (they said well over 50K) on lotto tickets with the intention of winning it all and being set for life. Turns out the dumbass didn’t even win a cent.
And the mats the type of idiocy DCM is talking about people believing in that they shouldn’t.
JEs point is fine and well if you are at a stage where disposable income is real. At my stage of life I don’t have loose money. Student loans are too high and salary too low for now. Perhaps someday the dream will be something I can easily afford to go for.
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Last time the US lotto was approaching a billion, some person won. Then on the radio in the morning was a story of some jackass that spent his entire life savings (they said well over 50K) on lotto tickets with the intention of winning it all and being set for life. Turns out the dumbass didn’t even win a cent.
And the mats the type of idiocy DCM is talking about people believing in that they shouldn’t.
JEs point is fine and well if you are at a stage where disposable income is real. At my stage of life I don’t have loose money. Student loans are too high and salary too low for now. Perhaps someday the dream will be something I can easily afford to go for.
But I spent $10 yesterday and it turned into $20, so I've bought $100K of tickets for tonight and will have $200K tomorrow. It's just basic math.
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within the past year there was actually a person in my family that won several hundred thousand playing a lotto ticket and used it to pay off their mortgage and their children's school loans lol.
Never happened
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And, yes, I might blow all of my money on booze but I have dcm’s respect and that’s what’s important in life
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I lost on my SuperBowl boxes last night
My 401k is fucked now
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Let me know what you guys do with your millions
https://youtu.be/A939QRRSNV4
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thanks for playing
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JE You are my hero for the last few posts.......
I have lived a life where I was around someone that didn't have heath and couldn't have fun, I took care of them for a dozen years and all I can say is freak DCM.
Have fun live your life.
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Does anyone else sprint up the stairs in their house at max speed, or is that just my weird derriere?
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Does anyone else sprint up the stairs in the house at max speed, or is that just my weird derriere?
Same. I wanna get that excrement over with as quickly as possible.
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Does anyone else sprint up the stairs in their house at max speed, or is that just my weird derriere?
Only when I have to take a dump and both bathrooms downstairs are occupied.
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Does anyone else sprint up the stairs in their house at max speed, or is that just my weird derriere?
Only acceptable when coming up from the dark basement.
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Does anyone else sprint up the stairs in their house at max speed, or is that just my weird derriere?
Just realized I do but subconsciously. I also skip a stair going up each step
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Why did we (by we I mean shitposters all over) stop sending goatse and tubgirl to people? I feel like there's a whole new generation online and we're missing a huge opportunity.
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I love going into an offseason not worrying about our starting QB position.
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I love going into an offseason not worrying about our starting QB position.
Hopefully next year we can not worry about a dumpster fire OL AND QB
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Hopefully next year we can not worry about a dumpster fire OL AND QB
babbie steps
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Hopefully next year we can not worry about a dumpster fire OL AND QB
And Winters' discontent.
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And Winters' discontent.
And Gase
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I love going into an offseason not worrying about our starting QB position.
*not worrying about having to fill the position.
It would be nice if Sam can take the next step this season. Let’s see if the FO and CS can set him up for success this offseason.
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boobies
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boobies
I think you're confusing "random" with "hourly."
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I don't get half of the insider jokes here and my late-to-the-game JO-hip index is nowhere to be found....but I struck gold the day I stumbled onto this website if for no other reason (besides the awesome/informative take on things) than this epic tome from JFIF in the "Fish Sandwich" thread: vvv
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When I see posts like that I briefly mourn what we're missing, and then I remember that I don't want the board to become the topic of a police investigation because cadaver dogs are currently discovering the basis for a three part Netflix documentary in his back yard.
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I don't get half of the insider jokes here and my late-to-the-game JO-hip index is nowhere to be found....but I struck gold the day I stumbled onto this website if for no other reason (besides the awesome/informative take on things) than this epic tome from JFIF in the "Fish Sandwich" thread: vvv
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I forgot all that. Haha.
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been smokin' your boy's dick for a pretty long time
This board needs a post HOF
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When I see posts like that I briefly mourn what we're missing, and then I remember that I don't want the board to become the topic of a police investigation because cadaver dogs are currently discovering the basis for a three part Netflix documentary in his back yard.
Cadaver dogs? sniff...sniff...
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Bring JFIF back
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Why didn’t Marlon Wayans ever do another serious role after Requiem for a Dream?
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I miss sports
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I miss going out for wings and beer
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I miss going out
Fix applied
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Why didn’t Marlon Wayans ever do another serious role after Requiem for a Dream?
He gets a excrement ton of money doing comedy.
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He gets a excrement ton of money doing comedy.
He’s really fuckin good in that movie though. It’s a shame.
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When I clicked on this thread, it initially brought me to Page 2 with IATA and Guinness talking about them and their families being sick. That definitely took on a different tone reading that in March 2020 compared to December 2014.
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I want to know which restaurants near me use delivery robots.
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https://twitter.com/ryanb______/status/1244000122985463808?s=21
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https://twitter.com/ryanb______/status/1244000122985463808?s=21
066 Deck the Hall. Farararaaaaaa raraaaa raaa raaaaa.
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I think corn has a secret shortcut portal in your bowels that allows it to exit an hour after you just ate it.
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is America the rest of the worlds Florida?
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is America the rest of the worlds Florida?
lol
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is America the rest of the worlds Florida?
Serious answer:
What I think lots of the rest of the world has trouble understanding about you guys is your ongoing inability to resolve your conflict of rights. Your "freedom" (I delberately put that word in inverted commas) and thus the rights that enshrine it are so important to you that they end up causing you no end of unnecessary problems.
We've watched this going on for years with 2A. You have a constitutionally enshrined right to bear arms. I don't think anyone really cares if Bubba in Louisiana uses an AK-47 to hunt squirrels for dinner or that Billy in Montana carries a sidearm to defend his cows from wolves. Unfortunately, the blanket right to bear arms that enables that also allows a middle class mom with a mentally unfit teenage son in a small town in Connecticut to keep military grade hardware at home, which in turn enables said son to remove any and all rights, including that of the essential right to life, from 20 children and 6 adults. They are rights in conflict; Adam Lanza's mom's 2A rights were allowed to prevail.
The 2A argument has never been about whether someone's right to own a firearm is less important than someone else's right to life, because no one would sensibly argue otherwise; the argument is about whether the right to bear arms inevitably conflicts with the right to life. 2A advocates argue that proper training and the restriction of the right from those deemed mentally unfit means that there is no conflict with the right to not be murdered at the end of gun barrel, and they have a reasonable point. Equally, gun control advocates argue that it is impossible to effectively restrict 2A rights to only those who will never use a gun in such a fashion as to unjustly take a life; they also have a reasonable point, as well as a preponderance of evidence. But when you boil it down, it's a conflict of rights.
We're seeing the exact same thing now with the covid lockdowns, and specifically with people defying them. As a nation you're so enamoured of the belief that you are free and that you have inalienable rights to exercise that freedom, it's no surprise that vast numbers of people are disregarding advice, requests and even orders to stay home. No one cares if Bubba or Billy stay home because they're not involved in any form of social contract (there it is again!); they're free to exercise their rights because they're not conflicting with anyone else's in the bayou or on the plains. As soon as you move into society though you're starting to bring rights into conflict once more, because your right to freely move around is as inalienable as someone else's right to not get infected by you. Hence why people in South Korea and China do as they're told, because they are by history bred for compliance and understanding of the fact that their rights are not inalienable and can be suspended when necessary. Thus they are much more able to handle something like this because when the government tells them to stay home they do, because they're used to doing what the government tells them to.
Anyway, long answer to a simple question; yeah, kinda. The thing that defines you most as a nation, your exceptionalism, and which is at the root of so many things that makes you strong, is also one of your biggest problems. When someone says "hey you, you have to do this because we tell you to" it's instinctive for many to say "freak you, I don't have to do that because I'm an American and I have rights". I think Florida has a highly developed sense of "freak you, I'll do whatever the freak I want no matter how stupid, because I can", which is why you like to laugh at them.
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Why is Sam Ficken still on this roster?
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Why is Sam Ficken still on this roster?
Tank insurance. Just in case we need to go full tank.
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I wonder what the yearly salary is for an exorcist
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I wonder what the yearly salary is for an exorcist
When Google finally makes it to Manitoba your life is going to be changed.
https://www.jobmonkey.com/uniquejobs3/exorcist/
Answer: $35-50K. Plus a place on St Peter's guest list, presumably.
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When Google finally makes it to Manitoba your life is going to be changed.
https://www.jobmonkey.com/uniquejobs3/exorcist/
Answer: $35-50K. Plus a place on St Peter's guest list, presumably.
That seems vastly underpaid
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That seems vastly underpaid
Can't put a price on jumping the queue at the Pearly Gates.
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Can't put a price on jumping the queue at the Pearly Gates.
The danger pay alone should put you over 6 figures
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All the guys from lemon party are probably dead by now.
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Furbies have forward-facing eyes, which is a characteristic of predators.
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So, i'm driving to pick up coffee from Tim Hortons this morning at around 6am. My mind likes to wander, so i started thinking..."what if i lived in the midwest, say Iowa for example, what song would i play in the background if i decided to hack some poor family to bits with a hatchet"
Here is that song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5I_CpoodtI
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My favorite "this is what a serial killer would listen to while doing his business" moment is in the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo remake when Stellar Skateboard listens to Sail Away by Enya while torturing Daniel Craig. That immediately felt right.
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Pretty sure Berkowitz was a huge fan of The Mommas and the Poppas.
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Pretty sure Berkowitz was a huge fan of The Mommas and the Poppas.
or hometown cookin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSbZidsgMfw
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or hometown cookin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSbZidsgMfw
wow, delavan listens to tyler
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wow, delavan listens to tyler
more berkowitz lived in yonkers
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Would every American sitcom still have a laugh track if it weren't for The Simpsons?
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Will there be a porn parody of WandaVision?
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If there is I'm picturing Nicole Anniston as Wanda.
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So, i'm driving to pick up coffee from Tim Hortons this morning at around 6am. My mind likes to wander, so i started thinking..."what if i lived in the midwest, say Iowa for example, what song would i play in the background if i decided to hack some poor family to bits with a hatchet"
Here is that song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5I_CpoodtI
I've got a new murder song.....Fast Car by Tracy Chapman.
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Tim Horton's canadien maple glaze is the fuckin bomb.
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Tim Horton's canadien maple glaze is the fuckin bomb.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/lSJPgjXeSHLnG/giphy.gif)
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Tim Horton's canadien maple glaze is the fuckin bomb.
Yes it is. I'm sucker for most things Tim Hortons.
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I've got a new murder song.....Fast Car by Tracy Chapman.
Upgraded my murder song again. America is a solid band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt4cR9szMS8
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^ I'll play You Can Do Magic as i hack Gormley to bits with a Ginsu.
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Upgraded my murder song again. America is a solid band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt4cR9szMS8
This is a bad choice as a murder song, most of your victims will hear it and kill themselves before you have a chance to do it.
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^ I'll play You Can Do Magic as i hack Gormley to bits with a Ginsu.
Mark
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This is a bad choice as a murder song, most of your victims will hear it and kill themselves before you have a chance to do it.
lmao
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TIL Kenny Rogers Roasters doesn't exist in North America anymore, but is flourishing in Asia.
How did Kenny freak this up?
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TIL Kenny Rogers Roasters doesn't exist in North America anymore, but is flourishing in Asia.
How did Kenny freak this up?
Worse is that Roy Rogers is all but gone. Best fast-food roast beef sandwich.
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Worse is that Roy Rogers is all but gone. Best fast-food roast beef sandwich.
I-87 New Baltimore rest stop
I like their gold rush chicken sandwich more
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I-87 New Baltimore rest stop
I like their gold rush chicken sandwich more
There's one off I-84 in Mattamoras, PA, too.
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Did anyone else want to freak Lady Jaye from the GI Joe cartoon?
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Did anyone else want to freak Lady Jaye from the GI Joe cartoon?
Nope, Scarlett. And a side of Baroness.
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https://twitter.com/nofriendo/status/1404161511203893253?s=21
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the perfect murder song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt4cR9szMS8
this will not be topped.
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https://twitter.com/schwarz/status/1422555351619186690?s=19
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Why does ball sweat (and in fact genital sweat in general) smell different to sweat from any other part of the body?
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Why does ball sweat (and in fact genital sweat in general) smell different to sweat from any other part of the body?
Apocrine glands are in higher concentration in those areas. They attract higher bacterial numbers which lead to smellier byproducts. I'm sure Google could answer it better, but that's what I remember from school. Wash your derriere JE.
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Apocrine glands are in higher concentration in those areas. They attract higher bacterial numbers which lead to smellier byproducts. I'm sure Google could answer it better, but that's what I remember from school. Wash your derriere JE.
I have bidets in every bathroom in my house. My starfish is so clean you could eat your dinner off it.
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I have bidets in every bathroom in my house. My starfish is so clean you could eat your dinner off it.
MB would eat an Arby's beef n cheddar off of it.
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Now that we're back to wearing masks in the office I feel much less guilty about farting.
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Now that we're back to wearing masks in the office I feel much less guilty about farting.
#covidwins
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Steve Winwood is freaking talented.
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Steve Winwood is freaking talented.
Haha
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Steve Winwood is freaking talented.
He actually really is. I always loved that he didn't adopt an American accent like a lot of British singers did and do, he still sounds like the Brummie he is when he's singing.
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He actually really is. I always loved that he didn't adopt an American accent like a lot of British singers did and do, he still sounds like the Brummie he is when he's singing.
You and Bo should sing Higher Love at the tailgate
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You and Bo should sing Higher Love at the tailgate
Valerie ftw
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He was 18 when Gimme Some Lovin' was released. 18.
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He was a great reference in one of the best IASIP episodes of all time.
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He was 18 when Gimme Some Lovin' was released. 18.
Then he went out and played in 'traffic' afterwards
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He was a great reference in one of the best IASIP episodes of all time.
Lolol agree
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He was a great reference in one of the best IASIP episodes of all time.
The entirety of my Winwood knowledge.
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I've heard the phrase "string of pearls configuration" in a surprisingly wide amount of definitions in movies and TV, none of which were porn.
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He was a great reference in one of the best IASIP episodes of all time.
YES
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ew_lOnt1Edc
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freaking Winwood. Legend.
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I've heard the phrase "string of pearls configuration" in a surprisingly wide amount of definitions in movies and TV, none of which were porn.
The Rock started it
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A pigeon just excrement on my phone. I guess this means I'm shitposting now.
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The Rock started it
That was the first one that came to mind.
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I wonder if Canada will get a public holiday when the Queen dies.
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This thought is so stupid that I felt it necessary to put it on record before it evaporates into the ether.
Singing "I want to freak your mouth" to the tune of The Beatles' "I Want to Hold Your Hand".
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I wonder if Canada will get a public holiday when the Queen dies.
https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/what-happens-to-canada-should-the-queen-die-the-behind-the-scenes-plans-for-the-death-of-queen-elizabeth-ii
The day of the funeral will likely be a holiday
The Manual of Official Procedure of the Government of Canada states that the prime minister’s job in the event of a sovereign’s demise is to convene parliament, pass a resolution expressing “loyalty and sympathy” to the next monarch, and then adjourn. From there, the usual procedure is to issue an Order in Council declaring a “Day of Mourning” on the day of the funeral. “It would be a pretty significant break with tradition for there not to be a day of mourning that is a holiday,” said Canadian protocol expert and author Christopher McCreery. And if you live near a military base, that’s going to be a loud day: For the funeral of King George VI every military installation in Canada was ordered to fire a 56 gun salute.
In the meantime it appears that nonagenarian gash isn't going nowhere..
"Heeere's Johnny!!"
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/Queen_Elizabeth_II_-_photo_Emilio_Esbardo.jpg/145px-Queen_Elizabeth_II_-_photo_Emilio_Esbardo.jpg)
"The Queen is dead!......Long live Camilla the homewrecker!!" : )
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Anyone else enjoy dipping their toast into the yolk of an overeasy egg?
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Anyone else enjoy dipping their toast into the yolk of an overeasy egg?
No.
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Anyone else enjoy dipping their toast into the yolk of an overeasy egg?
Yes, it's one of the main reasons for toast at breakfast.
I typically have eggs scrambled or with the yolk more done, but if it's runny I needz my toast.
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No.
You need Jesus
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Yes, it's one of the main reasons for toast at breakfast.
I typically have eggs scrambled or with the yolk more done, but if it's runny I needz my toast.
Correct
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As anyone whose ever lived in the north east knows an egg belongs on an egg sammich.
Going to dipping toast in some eggs is some grandma excrement
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Anyone else enjoy dipping their toast into the yolk of an overeasy egg?
freak yes.
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freak yes.
This is how we're gonna choose who lives through the end of days.
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Anyone else enjoy dipping their toast into the yolk of an overeasy egg?
What are your thoughts on Rocky Mountain Toast?
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What are your thoughts on Rocky Mountain Toast?
I've tried it once or twice....i'm impartial.
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Surprised you guys don't call it a one-eyed Egyptian sandwich
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As anyone whose ever lived in the north east knows an egg belongs on an egg sammich.
Going to dipping toast in some eggs is some grandma excrement
First sentence is accurate...best way of having an egg(or eggs) is 100% on a deli egg sammich.
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What are your thoughts on Rocky Mountain Toast?
Gimmicky. You're taking away the best part of the toast, too.
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https://youtu.be/aazP6zvJmiQ (https://youtu.be/aazP6zvJmiQ)
Here's another thing that exists.
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Gimmicky. You're taking away the best part of the toast, too.
I assume nobody is throwing that part away, you can do whatever you want with it.
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What are your thoughts on Rocky Mountain Toast?
This has to be the eighth name I’ve seen for this.
Gimmicky. You're taking away the best part of the toast, too.
I usually save it, toast it slightly, then mop up the remaining yolk with it.
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I have a difficult time taking Imogen Poots seriously as an actor or person because my grandmother would use her last name as a euphemism for farts.
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I miss James Gandolfini
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Why is the Blessed thread locked?
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Why is the Blessed thread locked?
Dunno. Unlocked.
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Why is the Blessed thread locked?
If I had to guess, because SFD is a stoned klutz who doesn't understand what he's clicking on half the time.
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If I had to guess, because SFD is a stoned klutz who doesn't understand what he's clicking on half the time.
This seems plausible.
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I also blame SFD
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#FireSFD
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Dark Maga at it again.
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Tax every church.
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Tax every church.
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Ripped Fuel Hand
@Rippedfuel1488
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You'll never have trouble with women if you stick to sodomizing homeless men
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Why is the Blessed thread locked?
Cancel Culture
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If I had to guess, because SFD is a stoned klutz who doesn't understand what he's clicking on half the time.
Oh
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https://twitter.com/Maverick__Man/status/1528551173149577217?s=20&t=gCPtNJ_QOWgpjUJmn8bXZg
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Oh
TBH I was just guessing. But I remembered this a few minutes ago so I looked at the moderation log:
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Never change.
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TBH I was just guessing. But I remembered this a few minutes ago so I looked at the moderation log:
(https://i.imgur.com/C6sgA4n.png)
Never change.
LMAO. Nice.
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When did I transition to such a full blown adulthood that results in not actually having wrapped presents to open on birthdays?
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If you're living in Nebraska...this is the perfect song to sharpen your ax to, right before you smear lipstick all over your face and then go deal with the neighbors you hate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xHQsMYosao
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Why are there separate divisions for men and women in "professional" cornhole?
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Why is there professional cornhole?
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Why is there professional cornhole?
(A probably minescule amount of) Money.
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It's less offensive than competitive eating. And predictably probably less lucrative.
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Why is there cornhole?
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As someone who once was an archery stan...you should be all over cornhole
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It's less offensive than competitive eating. And predictably probably less lucrative.
How dare you?!
July 4th is around the corner. Ready for my man Joey Chestnut to defend his title!
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As someone who once was an archery stan...you should be all over cornhole
Letting arrows fly is infinitely cooler than lobbing beanbags.
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Letting arrows fly is infinitely cooler than lobbing beanbags.
same rules apply. You have to hit a target.
And with cornhole, you won't accidentally kill anyone.
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And with cornhole, you won't accidentally kill anyone.
The hell you won't
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same rules apply. You have to hit a target.
And with cornhole, you won't accidentally kill anyone.
Cornhole is closer to bocce, shuffleboard, and curling than it is to archery.
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Cornhole is closer to bocce, shuffleboard, and curling than it is to archery.
Accuracy is the common denominator
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Horseshoes is cooler than corn hole.
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Thanks to Twitter I feel like I've already seen 60% of the Barbie movie.
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Thanks to Twitter I feel like I've already seen 60% of the Barbie movie.
I can't figure out who is the target audience of that movie. Kids? Nostalgic older people? People looking to see a trainwreck?
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That movie is going to be good.
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That movie is going to be good.
It could be a trainwreck but it has interesting names attached to it.
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It could be a trainwreck but it has interesting names attached to it.
I'd be pretty surprised if Gerwig made a bad movie
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I'd be pretty surprised if Gerwig made a bad movie
She owes me time back for Frances Ha. Mumblecore is by and large trash.
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That movie is going to be good.
Counterpoint:
No
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Why is there professional cornhole?
Same reason there’s professional anything, there’s some freaks out there that are way better than all the other normal people. I can barely hit the board consistently and these guys can toss it right through the hole just about every time.
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Why are the Pittsburgh Penguins, Pirates and Steelers all using the same color scheme? (black, gold, white)
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Why are the Pittsburgh Penguins, Pirates and Steelers all using the same color scheme? (black, gold, white)
City's colors.
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City's colors.
Gross
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https://www.mlb.com/news/why-pittsburgh-s-teams-all-wear-black-and-gold
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I think the worst first name for a human ever created is Fabian.
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Ever since Saturday I've been imagining that any woman I see walking down the street with headphones on and visibly enjoying their music is listening to Credence's "Looking Out my Back Door" and honestly I have been smiling a lot more.
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We're almost 2 years into the era where the person sitting next to you at any given bar could have been conceived to Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water.
There's also a non-zero chance that their mother was singing the opening line to Rollin' while their father was inside her.
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one two three times two to the sixth
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We're almost 2 years into the era where the person sitting next to you at any given bar could have been conceived to Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water.
There's also a non-zero chance that their mother was singing the opening line to Rollin' while their father was inside her.
Someone conceived to Kid Rock's "Black Chick, White Guy" could be turning 27 this year.
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Someone conceived to Kid Rock's "Black Chick, White Guy" could be turning 27 this year.
bawitdaba
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Cats are better than dogs because cats don't work for the cops.
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Cats are better than dogs because cats don't work for the cops.
My cat aint no fuckin narc. She'll sit on your chest at 2am just to watch you struggle to breath but, under no circumstances, will she call the police.
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My cat aint no fuckin narc. She'll sit on your chest at 2am just to watch you struggle to breath but, under no circumstances, will she call the police.
Sounds like a cop or an ex-marine.
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Cats are better than dogs because cats don't work for the cops.
All cats are beautiful
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All cats are beautiful
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All cats are beautiful
When my wife and I are gone, our kids are going to go through our phones and find 750 pictures of our cats for every 1 picture of them.
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Cats are better than dogs because cats don't work for the cops.
Well you can cancel that shlt Manitoba Bob
https://kittentoob.com/20-things-didnt-know-police-cats/
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Well you can cancel that shlt Manitoba Bob
https://kittentoob.com/20-things-didnt-know-police-cats/
#fakenews
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My cat aint no fuckin narc. She'll sit on your chest at 2am just to watch you struggle to breath but, under no circumstances, will she call the police.
Bullshit. Dogs would lay down their life for you, cats would turn snitch just because it would amuse them. Dogs are the true bros.
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#fakenews
Puppycock!
All cats may be beautiful but not all dogs are rats.
there’s seeing eye cats…service felines….search and rescue tabbies..
“This is a job for ‘whiskers’..
“here kitty….here kitty, kitty!!..”
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was surprised to find this many cat people on this board.
you really don't find out how amazing cats are until you end up having one as a pet yourself
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was surprised to find this many cat people on this board.
you really don't find out how amazing cats are until you end up having one as a pet yourself
I love dogs too, but I've only had one in my life. I've always lived in an apartment and it's just not fair to a pup. If we ever buy a house, I'll have cats and dogs.
Cats and Dogs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> people
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I love dogs too, but I've only had one in my life. I've always lived in an apartment and it's just not fair to a pup. If we ever buy a house, I'll have cats and dogs.
Cats and Dogs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> people
I told my wife no dog til we have a yard. I know she'll hold me to my word.
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I miss yo momma jokes. The height of 8th grade comedy.
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I miss yo momma jokes. The height of 8th grade comedy.
The South Park episode filled with Yo Momma jokes is elite
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What would you call your stepsister's husband? Stepbrother in-law? Brother in step-law?
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What would you call your stepsister's husband? Stepbrother in-law? Brother in step-law?
Brother in law.
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Brother in law.
That's boring.
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What would you call your stepsister's husband? Stepbrother in-law? Brother in step-law?
Next...
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I told my wife no dog til we have a yard. I know she'll hold me to my word.
oh how the mighty have fallen.
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random thought: is Piston Honda from Mike Tyson's Punch Out related to E.Honda from Street Fighter?
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oh how the mighty have fallen.
LOL
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I told my wife no dog til we have a yard. I know she'll hold me to my word.
Smokey read this and pissed on his keyboard
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Smokey ready this and pissed on his keyboard
Smokey barked for 10 minutes when I came home tonight
Edit: 30
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https://x.com/garbagehuman23/status/1762487506103124235?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
This is the Jets year
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oh how the mighty have fallen.
Ouch
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Smokey barked for 10 minutes when I came home tonight
Those were dog slurs
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NASA spent a lot of time and money studying which foods they can supply astronauts that will produce the least amount of farts.
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NASA spent a lot of time and money studying which foods they can supply astronauts that will produce the least amount of farts.
Challenge accepted.
A glass of water gives me gas
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I wonder if Puck still plays bass for the Hives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz1Jwyxd4tE