Jet Offensive
Other Stuff => The Pats-Hater Parking Lot => Topic started by: bojanglesman on September 03, 2017, 02:20:27 PM
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Proof the Jets aren't a curse (my boy!!):
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170903/ce1bfea7bb8b4b20a945851062636a1b.jpg)
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soon he be trollin' for bitches with his Uncle Tommy
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I like fishing, but I find that the fish get in the way of sitting around drinking beer and doing nothing.
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I like fishing, but I find that the fish get in the way of sitting around drinking beer and doing nothing.
Same here. Now that he knows the basics of fishing, I can drink beer and criticize his technique from a chair.
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Last time I went fishing was on a boat in the Dominican Republic last year. Had a brilliant day - my brother-in-law and I caught absolutely nothing and just sat around getting hammered in the sun while laughing at our mate who spent the entire time honking his guts into a bucket. Finally caught a couple on the way back in but were too drunk to care by that point.
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Hahah nice dude. I've been meaning to get back into fishing (haven't been since I was a kid, with my dad) but I'm pretty much at square 1 in terms of equipment.
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Hahah nice dude. I've been meaning to get back into fishing (haven't been since I was a kid, with my dad) but I'm pretty much at square 1 in terms of equipment.
Same here. I have nothing. Just rented a pole there on vacation. $20 for a pole and bait. Well worth it. If he seems to still be interested in fishing beyond this point, I'll look into getting a pole. He's 5, so phases come and go. I know I'm not going to do a lot of fishing by myself.
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Damn, that's a pretty big fish. Well done.
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The key is make it fun for him and he will want to go fishing for the rest of his life. I used to go fishing every week with my Dad and Brother for ten years. We had a great time, we also used to go on 2-3-4 day trips. Unfortunately we all stopped going about 8 years ago.
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The key is make it fun for him and he will want to go fishing for the rest of his life. I used to go fishing every week with my Dad and Brother for ten years. We had a great time, we also used to go on 2-3-4 day trips. Unfortunately we all stopped going about 8 years ago.
At his age, it's tough to get him to understand that there will be times where you don't catch anything. 5 year olds don't have a lot of patience. Luckily we had good bites then. It's a good lesson though, being patient. Kind of like being a Jets fan.
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I've been fishing many times, and in all my trips I've caught a total of two sea robins. I do well crabbing, but that's about it. I like going fishing, but I'm always disappointed with the results.
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At his age, it's tough to get him to understand that there will be times where you don't catch anything. 5 year olds don't have a lot of patience. Luckily we had good bites then. It's a good lesson though, being patient. Kind of like being a Jets fan.
Around the docks there's always something to catch luckily.
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Around the docks there's always something to catch luckily.
like a random corpse
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Around the docks there's always something to catch luckily.
Gonorrhea
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Went deep sea fishing once, caught a record setting 13 foot marlin. Never touched a fishing pole again.
-Puck Spieth
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Ain't catching excrement, but I have beer so all is good.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210620/d9b69508549e8ffd0cfe6cb8f7754826.jpg)
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Ain't catching excrement, but I have beer so all is good.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210620/d9b69508549e8ffd0cfe6cb8f7754826.jpg)
Any corpses float by?
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Any corpses float by?
Not that I recognize.
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Not that I recognize.
Did you sprinkle your bait with Old Bay? Could be why you're getting skunked.
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Did you sprinkle your bait with Old Bay? Could be why you're getting skunked.
Apparently my fish are also too sophisticated for Old Bay.
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Apparently my fish are also too sophisticated for Old Bay.
It sounds like you're the Elmer Fudd of the fishing circuit.
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Went fishing with my dad on a charter boat from captree. My dad got all excited because he felt something on the line and called someone to come with a net because he caught something. Dude reels the line up, and what did he catch? A fishing rod. My dad caught a fishing rod at the bottom of the bay.
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