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The Rest Of The Sports World => You Don't Know Football => Topic started by: Jumbo on July 30, 2016, 01:46:22 PM
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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/759451002814685184
Former No. 1 overall pick Eric Fisher and Chiefs reach agreement on 4-year, $63 million extension that includes $40M gtd, sources tell ESPN.
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yikes
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Uhhh... wtf
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Didn't he almost get benched, like a year ago?
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Didn't he fake an injury to avoid facing JJ Watt
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Didn't he try to kill Obama?
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Isn't that Floyd Mayweather?
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Foles is signing with KC. I'm not sure why when they have the mighty Tyler Bray waiting for Smith to go down so that his ascension to the NFL's elite can commence.
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Still time to trade Geno to the Cowboys for a 2029 7th rounder and conditional rub-n-tug from a geriatric asian woman.
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Still time to trade Geno to the Cowboys for a 2029 7th rounder and conditional rub-n-tug from a geriatric asian woman.
They can keep the 7th rounder.
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There's rumors swirling around that the chiefs are preparing to trade Marcus Peters.
If the Jets don't think they can move up for a QB in the draft, I would suggest sending over the Seattle 2nd rounder for Peters.
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There's rumors swirling around that the chiefs are preparing to trade Marcus Peters.
If the Jets don't think they can move up for a QB in the draft, I would suggest sending over the Seattle 2nd rounder for Peters.
He's good, but man I don't know. He's a bit unstable.
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He's good, but man I don't know. He's a bit unstable.
I would say he's top 5 in the league at his position. I'm willing to look past his instability.
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The Chiefs fired DC Bob Sutton.
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@AdamSchefter
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Here’s a name to watch for the now vacant Chiefs’ DC job, per sources: former Jets and Bills’ HC and current ESPN analyst Rex Ryan, who has been approached about other DC openings in recent seasons.
Rex and Andy would fight over all the goddamn snacks
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Rex and Andy would fight over all the goddamn snacks
I'm buying shares in KC BBQ restaurants.
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why would rex leave his cushy tv job for a dc position?
doubt.
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why would rex leave his cushy tv job for a dc position?
doubt.
Because he's quite good at being a DC, and not very good at being a TV pundit?
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Soon to be Champs
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Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter
Patrick Mahomes’ MRI was, in the words of a league source, “good” and it “turned out to be a best-case scenario.” Prior to MRI, team believed best-case scenario was Mahomes missing “about three games.”
Dislocated kneecap but no tendon damage.
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Dislocated kneecap but no tendon damage.
Still sounds horrifically upsetting.
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Dislocated kneecap but no tendon damage.
While I'm not a professional athlete, I dislocated my kneecap without tendon damage playing basketball and it took me atleast a year to get back to normal.
I dont think there is any way in hell hes back in 3 weeks. If hes lucky I think the end of the season.
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/250759_3553467839550_1697312687_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_oc=AQlnYvwspq-c5dwxKgArFBtQfIhfov3oJ2Y73gDIA6d7HHYw3EC48GhVDZVJEeSAXwo&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=a20f3c29e5399f73af978d3c428e3034&oe=5E270FCD)
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While I'm not a professional athlete, I dislocated my kneecap without tendon damage playing basketball and it took me atleast a year to get back to normal.
I dont think there is any way in hell hes back in 3 weeks. If hes lucky I think the end of the season.
https://apnews.com/7359281304e1455ab38dd23bbfbbd150
4-6 weeks expected for Mahomes. How long did it take between you doing it and the kneecap being put back? According to something I read yesterday, the fact that the Chiefs medical staff immediately relocated his kneecap on the field will help recovery time significantly - something to do with swelling increasing the longer it's out of position.
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https://apnews.com/7359281304e1455ab38dd23bbfbbd150
4-6 weeks expected for Mahomes. How long did it take between you doing it and the kneecap being put back? According to something I read yesterday, the fact that the Chiefs medical staff immediately relocated his kneecap on the field will help recovery time significantly - something to do with swelling increasing the longer it's out of position.
Took a few hours. Needed morphine on the spot to relax my muscles.
To your point that created so much swelling in my knee and really loosened the tendon. That tendon is so important for lateral movement and mentally it took me a really long time to trust it again
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Puck woulda popped that knee back in by himself and finished the game with a triple double
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I mean professional athletes get access to crazy healthcare excrement that us normal mortals don't get.
They get pth hormone to heal broken bones blood cell therapy and all kinds of excrement
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Puck woulda popped that knee back in by himself and finished the game with a triple double
Hockey bro hockey.....
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It's eye opening to watch a real offensive mind like Reid, turn Matt Moore into a serviceable QB and be competitive vs GB.
Meanwhile we're stuck with a bug eyed bag of dildos that's a fraud if a HC
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It's eye opening to watch a real offensive mind like Reid, turn Matt Moore into a serviceable QB and be competitive vs GB.
Meanwhile we're stuck with a bug eyed bag of dildos that's a fraud if a HC
bUt GAse WaS dEaLt A baD hAnD
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bUt GAse WaS dEaLt A baD hAnD
Are you quoting yourself here?
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Are you quoting yourself here?
nope...they know who they are.
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bUt GAse WaS dEaLt A baD hAnD
You were on your hands and knees and he was dropping his trousers at the beginning of the season. You have no room to be talking smack.
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You were on your hands and knees and he was dropping his trousers at the beginning of the season. You have no room to be talking smack.
no...i took the wait and see approach (i've maintained that stance since January). And i'll take the same approach with the next guy.
I waited, i saw...he can burn now.
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no...i took the wait and see approach (i've maintained that stance since January). And i'll take the same approach with the next guy.
I waited, i saw...he can burn now.
LOL we're not halfway through the first season. You might not be wrong but it's not like you took a long look, either.
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LOL we're not halfway through the first season. You might not be wrong but it's not like you took a long look, either.
i have a short leash. 22 years of watching this team will do that.
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Chiefs re-sign Kelce for 4 years, $57 million.
Source (https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1293989306072215552?s=21)
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The day of the tight ends apparently
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https://twitter.com/nfl_dougfarrar/status/1325863660128890880?s=21
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Good news to start the work week: the five year old girl that Britt Reid put into a coma has finally come out of it.
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Mitchell Schwarz and Eric Fisher both released
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Mitchell Schwarz and Eric Fisher both released
I get the logic, especially since they're pretty significant injuries and when they happened
But what the freak are they gonna do about it
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I get the logic, especially since they're pretty significant injuries and when they happened
But what the freak are they gonna do about it
Sign 3 more fast WRs and continue playing video game offense.
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But what the freak are they gonna do about it
The Chiefs are not allowed to sign anyone in free agency or use any draft picks this year
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The Chiefs are not allowed to sign anyone in free agency or use any draft picks this year
Duh stupid me
With negative 5 million in cap space after these two moves, and an early pick at #31, the Chiefs should easily be able to replace their starting left and right tackles, plus upgrade the rest of their offensive line
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Duh stupid me
With negative 5 million in cap space after these two moves, and an early pick at #31, the Chiefs should easily be able to replace their starting left and right tackles, plus upgrade the rest of their offensive line
Fisher is likely out for most of the 2021 season with the Achilles injury he suffered in the playoffs. They were going to have to replace him anyway.
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Fisher is likely out for most of the 2021 season with the Achilles injury he suffered in the playoffs. They were going to have to replace him anyway.
Sounds like they already have...with Lucas Niang
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Fisher is likely out for most of the 2021 season with the Achilles injury he suffered in the playoffs. They were going to have to replace him anyway.
They're 100% the right moves
But the Chiefs got absolutely murdered because of problems with their line.
Obviously they're going to be better off having time to prepare for the departure of both OTs, but this is still the team best poised to win a SB so they're gonna have to get real creative.
I wouldn't be surprised to see them trade picks for someone solid on a rookie contract
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Duh stupid me
With negative 5 million in cap space after these two moves, and an early pick at #31, the Chiefs should easily be able to replace their starting left and right tackles, plus upgrade the rest of their offensive line
As our resident cap expert, you should know that any team can create cap space if they really want/need to. Look at the Saints. They will get below the cap and they were fucked beyond belief. Trades can also happen. Redoing Honey Badger's contract will free up a ton of money. I suspect they will acquire 1 tackle through trade or free agency and go with the draft or their depth on the other spot. They will have to do something because they looked terrible when Mahomes was getting pressured non-stop in the last playoff game. Then again, Mahomes was slowed by injury, so that may have been some of it.
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But the Chiefs got absolutely murdered because of problems with their line.
They went to the Super Bowl, man.
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They went to the Super Bowl, man.
Their LT tore his Achilles in the AFCCG
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My guess is the Chiefs heavily pursue Orlando Brown and since he's on a rookie deal an extension will have a minimal cap hit for this year
Whether the Ravens would trade him to the top dog in the AFC is a big TBD
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They're 100% the right moves
I wouldn't be surprised to see them trade picks for someone solid on a rookie contract
Chuma Edoga is available for the right price KC
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RB Damien Williams released. Opted out in 2020 (while his mom battled cancer); turns 29 in 2 weeks.
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Albert Breer
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The Chiefs, I'm told, were in it to the end with 49ers LT Trent Williams, even after agreeing to a monster, 5-year, $80 million deal with G Joe Thuney. And they have ex-Bears Pro Bowler Kyle Long in for a visit today.
Andy Reid and Brett Veach AGGRESSIVELY addressing the line.
Did i miss something? are the Chiefs exempt from the salary cap?
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Albert Breer
@AlbertBreer
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The Chiefs, I'm told, were in it to the end with 49ers LT Trent Williams, even after agreeing to a monster, 5-year, $80 million deal with G Joe Thuney. And they have ex-Bears Pro Bowler Kyle Long in for a visit today.
Andy Reid and Brett Veach AGGRESSIVELY addressing the line.
Did i miss something? are the Chiefs exempt from the salary cap?
So what they actually do is sign the players in this dimension, but pay for the salary in another dimension using some of Andy Reid the Sorcerer Fatpreme's spells
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So what they actually do is sign the players in this dimension, but pay for the salary in another dimension using some of Andy Reid the Sorcerer Fatpreme's spells
I think the Xmen did the same thing when they found Longshot in the Mojoverse.
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Albert Breer
@AlbertBreer
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The Chiefs, I'm told, were in it to the end with 49ers LT Trent Williams, even after agreeing to a monster, 5-year, $80 million deal with G Joe Thuney. And they have ex-Bears Pro Bowler Kyle Long in for a visit today.
Andy Reid and Brett Veach AGGRESSIVELY addressing the line.
Did i miss something? are the Chiefs exempt from the salary cap?
You can always sign anyone. They would have just given him a low salary with a high signing bonus and kicked the can down the road. They are in Super Bowl contention mode. They can always re-do contracts next year to open up space. Sure, it'll bite them in the derriere one day, but they aren't near that point like the Saints are.
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You can always sign anyone. They would have just given him a low salary with a high signing bonus and kicked the can down the road. They are in Super Bowl contention mode. They can always re-do contracts next year to open up space. Sure, it'll bite them in the derriere one day, but they aren't near that point like the Saints are.
the salary cap is pretty useless if it allows teams to circumvent it at will.
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the salary cap is pretty useless if it allows teams to circumvent it at will.
Also salary cap space is pretty useless if it doesn't give you an advantage when pursuing free agents.
freak austerity for austerity's sake.
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the salary cap is pretty useless if it allows teams to circumvent it at will.
All 32 teams have the same rules. There are consequences to doing what the Saints did. And if there weren't, they didn't do anything that other teams can't do. You still have to balance the books at the end of the year.
I can't imagine what the Cowboys would do if there was no salary cap.
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All 32 teams have the same rules. There are consequences to doing what the Saints did.
Still waiting for those consequences to hit though - maybe they will now without Brees to carry them.
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All 32 teams have the same rules. There are consequences to doing what the Saints did. And if there weren't, they didn't do anything that other teams can't do. You still have to balance the books at the end of the year.
I can't imagine what the Cowboys would do if there was no salary cap.
romo would play till he died on his lifetime contract worth 50 million a year
dak would start over him on his 60 million a year deal
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I still firmly believe the only reason there are caps in sports is so owners can justify underpaying the talent. "We have to fit you under the cap!!!"
There's enough space in every sport to sign guys. Some teams use it, some teams pinch every penny. It would be the same whether there was a cap in place or not and it creates no parity at all in any sport because every sport has methods around it for teams interested in competing over profiting.
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https://www.tmz.com/2021/06/21/frank-clark-arrested-uzi-felony-charge-kansas-city-chiefs-nfl/
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https://www.tmz.com/2021/06/21/frank-clark-arrested-uzi-felony-charge-kansas-city-chiefs-nfl/
His defense is 'oh yeah my security guard left his Uzi in the back. His bad ya'll'
good luck to you sir.
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https://www.tmz.com/2021/06/21/frank-clark-arrested-uzi-felony-charge-kansas-city-chiefs-nfl/
This behavior is absolutely deplorable and exhibits nothing but a lack of respect for humanity itself. Those freaking Lambo SUVs are just freaking hid...wait am I missing a point here?
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Frank Clark arrested on felony weapons charge
https://fox4kc.com/sports/chiefs/chiefs-de-frank-clark-formally-charged-with-felony-gun-possession-in-la-county/
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Frank Clark arrested on felony weapons charge
https://fox4kc.com/sports/chiefs/chiefs-de-frank-clark-formally-charged-with-felony-gun-possession-in-la-county/
This is the risk with signing all these superior athletes that are rotten people. Usually works out for Andy Reid.
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This is the risk with signing all these superior athletes that are rotten people. Usually works out for Andy Reid.
I'd love to own an uzi
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This is the risk with signing all these superior athletes that are rotten people. Usually works out for Andy Reid.
I know nothing about this man for better or worse
But he was literally pulled over for not having a front license plate and was charged with illegal possession of a firearm (which he states was a bodyguard and I have no idea if he's lying or not)
Apparently the guy was a scumbag before his time in Iraq nfl, but who knows if he's changed or not. At least from this article there's nothing I can tell that says this guy is being some lowlife degenerate. Unless maybe you're the parking police
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Apparently the guy was a scumbag before his time in Iraq nfl..
Oh damn, enjoy your Tostitos
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Tyron Mathieu placed on the Reserve/COVID list after testing positive (he's vaccinated).
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32128398/kansas-city-chiefs-safety-tyrann-mathieu-placed-covid-19-list-positive-test-sources-say?platform=amp (https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32128398/kansas-city-chiefs-safety-tyrann-mathieu-placed-covid-19-list-positive-test-sources-say?platform=amp)
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Ari Meirov
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The #Chiefs are signing WR Josh Gordon, per @AdamSchefter
, potentially giving them the third option at wide receiver that they have been looking for. Gordon was reinstated last week.
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pour 'n score
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I’m sorry the Chiefs were looking for another weapon?
It must be really hard to thrive with the limited weaponry they have in Kansas City
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I’m sorry the Chiefs were looking for another weapon?
It must be really hard to thrive with the limited weaponry they have in Kansas City
Eh, I'm not sure that Hardman or Demarcus Robinson are anything special. Hill and Kelce are obviously elite but after that I'm not hugely excited by their receivers.
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Man, if we had this dude instead of GVR... oh well.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1442596326412279814 (https://twitter.com/i/status/1442596326412279814)
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Man, if we had this dude instead of GVR... oh well.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1442596326412279814 (https://twitter.com/i/status/1442596326412279814)
I'm crying.
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https://twitter.com/geedomo16/status/1453201681739567108?s=21
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https://twitter.com/iExecuteOrdr66/status/1487930028998463494?t=97cg19lK4nytA-JVkPXGeg&s=19
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Lol
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https://twitter.com/DylanSim_17/status/1487911611532726273?t=ziSN94WaPUbLdJ-NxQ8hPA&s=19 (https://twitter.com/DylanSim_17/status/1487911611532726273?t=ziSN94WaPUbLdJ-NxQ8hPA&s=19)
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https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1530341846278365185?s=20&t=f9RL7KRkJMIglc39MF0GDA
TE1
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Gracie Hunt (sister of Mike Hunt and daughter of Chiefs owner Clark Hunt) sporting the team colors. Cute bod but could up the curve factor in the tush
https://twitter.com/gracelynhunt/status/1616464908559712256
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Gracie Hunt (sister of Mike Hunt and daughter of Chiefs owner Clark Hunt) sporting the team colors. Cute bod but could up the curve factor in the tush
https://twitter.com/gracelynhunt/status/1616464908559712256
Elbows not symmetrical. 2/10. Would not.
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She looks insufferable. I can hear the whining through the screen
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She looks insufferable. I can hear the whining through the screen
u fukin wot m8
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She looks insufferable. I can hear the whining through the screen
No need to worry about that, she wouldn't talk to you or any of us because she is about 15 leagues above all of us.
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She looks insufferable. I can hear the whining through the screen
It’s giving incel
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She looks very fuckable. I can hear the post-coital pussyfarts through the screen
fxd
It’s giving incel
hahaha
the ennui of a jet fan during playoffs...
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fxd
Lol
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The headache that keeps giving
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2023/03/04/jackson-mahomes-accused-assault-restaurant-owner-waiter/11399060002/
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https://twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/1632246578214846465?t=UD8cubej5J83OAJTJ8xeIA&s=19
haha
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I mean, it was already common knowledge that Carron Phillips is a racist piece of excrement, but I'm glad to see him being put on full blast because a kid who painted his face black and red is somehow In BlaCkFaCe.
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it was already common knowledge that Carron Phillips is a racist piece of excrement
takes one to know one
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takes one to know one
If only you considered engaging in actual physical activity like you reach in calling me a racist, maybe you wouldn't have six chins.
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If only you considered engaging in actual physical activity like you reach in calling me a racist, maybe you wouldn't have six chins.
low information post
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I mean, it was already common knowledge that Carron Phillips is a racist piece of excrement,
Counterpoint: normal people don't know who this is
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Counterpoint: normal people don't know who this is
I had no idea but I googled him. It was a pretty dumb article.
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I had no idea but I googled him. It was a pretty dumb article.
Thank you for your service. I was only fractionally curious and now not at all.
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Thank you for your service. I was only fractionally curious and now not at all.
Nine year old child wears head dress and has face painted black and red at Chiefs game, is pictured heavily in media. Man writes ranty article on Deadspin about how terrible it is that the kid is in blackface. Mom of child points out that it's a 9 year old child dressed as an Indian chief, none of whom were black, and that the child is actually Native American. Tribal council issues statement about not liking sports teams and fans appropriating traditional tribal customs, even when they have Native heritage, but don't seem particularly verklempt about the whole thing.
Right wing internet glomms onto the idiot rage angle. Left wing internet glomms onto right wing internet being right wing. The usual boring cycle continues.
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Nine year old child wears head dress and has face painted black and red at Chiefs game, is pictured heavily in media. Man writes ranty article on Deadspin about how terrible it is that the kid is in blackface. Mom of child points out that it's a 9 year old child dressed as an Indian chief, none of whom were black, and that the child is actually Native American. Tribal council issues statement about not liking sports teams and fans appropriating traditional tribal customs, even when they have Native heritage, but don't seem particularly verklempt about the whole thing.
Right wing internet glomms onto the idiot rage angle. Left wing internet glomms onto right wing internet being right wing. The usual boring cycle continues.
I agree, the column (and Deadspin itself for that matter) is idiot rage. It deserves to be mocked and laughed at, at every turn.
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Nine year old child wears head dress and has face painted black and red at Chiefs game, is pictured heavily in media. Man writes ranty article on Deadspin about how terrible it is that the kid is in blackface. Mom of child points out that it's a 9 year old child dressed as an Indian chief, none of whom were black, and that the child is actually Native American. Tribal council issues statement about not liking sports teams and fans appropriating traditional tribal customs, even when they have Native heritage, but don't seem particularly verklempt about the whole thing.
Right wing internet glomms onto the idiot rage angle. Left wing internet glomms onto right wing internet being right wing. The usual boring cycle continues.
Why'd you make me learn about this? Even after I thanked you for your service.
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https://youtu.be/-EVHLwZUb7M?si=w3IXjBAIAtTPMdW7 (https://youtu.be/-EVHLwZUb7M?si=w3IXjBAIAtTPMdW7)
Mahomes is a broken man at the end of this clip. Kadarius Toney is the gift that keeps on giving.
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Skyy Moore to IR. He's not great but that receiver room is already a disaster and it just got even worse.
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Skyy Moore to IR. He's not great but that receiver room is already a disaster and it just got even worse.
Thank goodness we traded them Hardman back
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Thank goodness we traded them Hardman back
10 targets in 4 games before also going to IR.
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Shots fired at Chiefs Super Bowl parade. 8-10 or so injured, excrement I don't know.
Murica!
https://abc7.com/kansas-city-chiefs-super-bowl-parade-2024-shooting/14424556/
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The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.
Cut to video of unarmed Chiefs fans tackling one of the shooters to the ground while several cops with guns stand around 20 yards away shooting the excrement, blissfully unaware of what's going on.
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The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.
Cut to video of unarmed Chiefs fans tackling one of the shooters to the ground while several cops with guns stand around 20 yards away shooting the excrement, blissfully unaware of what's going on.
Is that better or worse at mistaking an acorn for a gunshot community ng from someone you just checked for weapons and restrained in the back of a car?
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Shots fired at Chiefs Super Bowl parade. 8-10 or so injured, excrement I don't know.
Murica!
https://abc7.com/kansas-city-chiefs-super-bowl-parade-2024-shooting/14424556/
Updated numbers are 10-15 injured, 1 dead.
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Sometimes a bad guy with a gun stops himself after he's done being a bad guy.
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https://x.com/pjgreentv/status/1762943702446579993?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
This is great
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https://x.com/pjgreentv/status/1762943702446579993?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
This is great
I had no idea who Chiefsaholic was and I was not prepared for the search results.
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https://twitter.com/tylermwebb/status/1769056185137693126
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I heard MetLife is installing a spring-loaded boxing glove for each seat to punch you in the dick every 5 minutes.
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Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
Police are searching for Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Rashee Rice in their investigation of a major accident Saturday in Dallas, according to the Dallas Morning News.
Big Andy loves his criminals.
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Big Andy loves his criminals.
And world titles
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https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/local/dallas-police-kansas-city-chiefs-wide-receiver-rashee-rice-collision/287-d3c39c05-b11e-4107-8c4f-87e4d12319a0