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Title: That's Some Disrespect
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 08, 2022, 08:45:29 PM

https://twitter.com/dublincelticfan/status/1567967099368411137?s=20&t=UXQFmc21qIQcGfMNveXLsQ (https://twitter.com/dublincelticfan/status/1567967099368411137?s=20&t=UXQFmc21qIQcGfMNveXLsQ)

Gotta respect the dedication here.

Title: Re: That's Some Disrespect
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 28, 2022, 05:09:03 PM

https://twitter.com/30SECVlDEOS/status/1574923033328099328?s=20&t=c02cInJ8TDzYR_k1ErkBDw (https://twitter.com/30SECVlDEOS/status/1574923033328099328?s=20&t=c02cInJ8TDzYR_k1ErkBDw)

Did him like that in front of the whole crowd.

Title: Re: That's Some Disrespect
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 29, 2022, 09:39:52 AM

https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/yg3akq/anyone_whos_seen_sex_in_the_city_can_relate/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 (https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/yg3akq/anyone_whos_seen_sex_in_the_city_can_relate/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

Holy excrement I just...wow

Title: Re: That's Some Disrespect
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 10, 2022, 01:31:52 PM

 https://twitter.com/insultsrare/status/1590731641713893378?s=61&t=oCj3HagY2zfaj-CdfhySJg (https://twitter.com/insultsrare/status/1590731641713893378?s=61&t=oCj3HagY2zfaj-CdfhySJg)

Title: Re: That's Some Disrespect
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 09, 2023, 08:45:34 AM

https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1623415501278806016?s=20&t=tPzefyECYE93M8jTnBqlQA (https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1623415501278806016?s=20&t=tPzefyECYE93M8jTnBqlQA)

Burning a whole country this hard is practically genocide.

Title: Re: That's Some Disrespect
Post by: Johnny English on February 09, 2023, 10:21:35 AM

Quote from: CatoTheElder on February 09, 2023, 08:45:34 AM

https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1623415501278806016?s=20&t=tPzefyECYE93M8jTnBqlQA (https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1623415501278806016?s=20&t=tPzefyECYE93M8jTnBqlQA)

Burning a whole country this hard is practically genocide.

Reminds me of a joke I saw a standup tell years ago.

In school in England they taught us in history class about the Vikings and how they came to the northern shores of England to go robbing and pillaging and raping, but I don't believe them. Fine, the robbing and the pillaging, but you're telling me that the women of England are living with their short, fat, bad teethed turnip farmer husbands when one day a boat full of 6'5" blond haired, blue eyed warriors who spend all day rowing turns up on the shores? Yeah, I don't think there was much rape going on...

Title: Re: That's Some Disrespect
Post by: delavan on February 09, 2023, 09:47:45 PM

Quote from: CatoTheElder on February 09, 2023, 08:45:34 AM

https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1623415501278806016?s=20&t=tPzefyECYE93M8jTnBqlQA (https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1623415501278806016?s=20&t=tPzefyECYE93M8jTnBqlQA)

Burning a whole country this hard is practically genocide.

Quote from: Johnny English on February 09, 2023, 10:21:35 AM

Reminds me of a joke I saw a standup tell years ago.

In school in England they taught us in history class about the Vikings and how they came to the northern shores of England to go robbing and pillaging and raping, but I don't believe them. Fine, the robbing and the pillaging, but you're telling me that the women of England are living with their short, fat, bad teethed turnip farmer husbands when one day a boat full of 6'5" blond haired, blue eyed warriors who spend all day rowing turns up on the shores? Yeah, I don't think there was much rape going on...

Surströmming (fermented Baltic herring)?.…
.Lutfisk (Sodium Hydroxide fish)??

Maybe the Vikings did come to England for the food…..then again….

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/06/Spotteddick.jpg)

Title: Re: That's Some Disrespect
Post by: Johnny English on February 09, 2023, 09:48:36 PM

Spotted Dick is awesome and I won't hear it slandered.

Title: Re: That's Some Disrespect
Post by: delavan on February 09, 2023, 09:59:35 PM

Quote from: Johnny English on February 09, 2023, 09:48:36 PM

Spotted Dick is awesome and I won't hear it slandered.

Sorry, I was just being a dick

Title: Re: That's Some Disrespect
Post by: Heismanberg on February 10, 2023, 11:09:52 AM

Quote from: Johnny English on February 09, 2023, 09:48:36 PM

Spotted Dick is awesome and I won't hear it slandered.

put this on Puck's tombstone