Jet Offensive
Other Stuff => The Pats-Hater Parking Lot => Topic started by: Heismanberg on July 30, 2014, 12:35:06 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJnPg2_Y_UI
holy excrement this looks incredible
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shiz gonna be gud.
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Is that Tebow?
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New trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWNWi-ZWL3c
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Looks awesome.
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New trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWNWi-ZWL3c
Holy titblossoms, I'm going to watch it with my eyeballs!!!
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Still think this could go either way. Certainly looks like Road Warrior, which I don't have a problem with, but the original Mad Max was my favorite.
I hope they don't just gloss over the reason Max became Mad in the first place. If they just cram that into the first 15 minutes I will be disappointed.
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Still think this could go either way. Certainly looks like Road Warrior, which I don't have a problem with, but the original Mad Max was my favorite.
I hope they don't just gloss over the reason Max became Mad in the first place. If they just cram that into the first 15 minutes I will be disappointed.
Trust me, you won't be disappointed.
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New trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjBb4SZ0F6Q
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Just saw this- freaking amazing.
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Just saw this- freaking amazing.
I was too tired to go see it tonight. I'll probably see it on Sunday or Monday.
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I was too tired to go see it tonight. I'll probably see it on Sunday or Monday.
Its hard to be tired while watching it... it never stops, such a fast paced movie.
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The reviews for it have been amazing. Might actually go to the theatre for this.
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Let's focus on the important stuff. Does Mel Gibson get a cameo or not?
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Let's focus on the important stuff. Does Mel Gibson get a cameo or not?
He beats the excrement out of the post apocalyptic Hassidic.
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So .....
Our childhoods have not been raped?
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So .....
Our childhoods have not been raped?
I've never actually seen the original straight through - just bits here and there over the years, so I should be going in fairly fresh.
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So .....
Our childhoods have not been raped?
idk man, when I googled whether Gibson has a cameo or not I came across this
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/15/entertainment/mad-max-fury-road-boycott-mens-rights-thr-feat/
"Let us be clear. This is the vehicle by which they are guaranteed to force a lecture on feminism down your throat," writes Clarey. "This is the Trojan Horse feminists and Hollywood leftists will use to (vainly) insist on the trope women are equal to men in all things, including physique, strength, and logic."
He calls for a boycott:
"So do yourself and all men across the world a favor. Not only REFUSE to see the movie, but spread the word to as many men as possible. Not all of them have the keen eye we do here at (Return of Kings.) And most will be taken in by fire tornadoes and explosions. Because if they sheepishly attend and Fury Road is a blockbuster, then you, me, and all the other men (and real women) in the world will never be able to see a real action movie ever again that doesn't contain some damn political lecture or moray about feminism, SJW-ing, and socialism."
Sounds like this movie was made for JE
I bet it goes on a rant about drugs, and at the end of the movie Mad Max and the rebels abolish the death penalty together.
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Anything that pisses off MRAs is good with me. Wife's away tomorrow night, might go see it.
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This. Was. AWESOME!!!
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Flawless. That sandstorm sequence was incredible.
Why was this rated R though?
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Flawless. That sandstorm sequence was incredible.
Why was this rated R though?
Oh great. When my 5 year old sneaks in, he's probably going to think all R rated movies are ok for him.
Kid says since I won't take him, he's going to buy a ticket for Home, switch the signs on the theaters, and watch as much as he can before they realize it and say "WUHHHHHHHH?"
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Oh great. When my 5 year old sneaks in, he's probably going to think all R rated movies are ok for him.
There's minimal gore, almost no profanity, and only brief nudity. There's a weird shot where women are getting their breasts pumped for milk that would be a little too much for a 5 year old. And another scene where a woman is naked, but you don't see anything except her derriere.
It felt like a PG-13 movie.
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There's minimal gore, almost no profanity, and only brief nudity. There's a weird shot where women are getting their breasts pumped for milk that would be a little too much for a 5 year old. And another scene where a woman is naked, but you don't see anything except her derriere.
It felt like a PG-13 movie.
Oh, I'm not taking him to an R rated movie regardless, but it's pretty funny that the one he's somehow obsessed with seeing was pretty PG13.
Not sure the breast milk would do much. Plenty of women around here breast feed openly. He's seen them get sucked on. He knows what's in there.
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Not sure the breast milk would do much. Plenty of women around here breast feed openly. He's seen them get sucked on. He knows what's in there.
It's not normal though. It's a bunch of morbidly obese women sitting in chairs with tubes hooked to their nasty funbags.
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It's not normal though. It's a bunch of morbidly obese women sitting in chairs with tubes hooked to their nasty funbags.
That's true. We don't really have many fat women here let alone morbidly obese ones. I think there are two moms at the kids' school who fit the bill.
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idk man, when I googled whether Gibson has a cameo or not I came across this
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/15/entertainment/mad-max-fury-road-boycott-mens-rights-thr-feat/
Sounds like this movie was made for JE
I bet it goes on a rant about drugs, and at the end of the movie Mad Max and the rebels abolish the death penalty together.
Bear in mind that the creator of the website who wants this boycotted published this literally 2 weeks ago
https://archive.is/IKtmy
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Just saw the movie. Really cool.
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I think my favorite thing about this was that there was one guy whose sole job was to shred on a guitar at all times.
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Saw it yesterday. freaking awesome. Great start tons full series reboot.
I simply couldn't get over tge guitar slave in tge front of tge truck. Lol everyone it was on screen I melted in laughter . Kind of threw me off and ruined momentum at points lol not a serious knock though just laughable.
The cinematography is freaking insane. Hard to imagine pulling it off. Orchestrated chaos are the first two words that come to mind. That's a compliment though.
Charlize Theron was freaking awesome. Hope they delve more into his PTSD / Max Payne esque hallucinations in the next film.
But this is a great stepping stone to what could be a mind blowing remake of Thunderdome.
Either way great acting, costume n set designs, just top notch all around.
Lol the freaking guitar though.
Lol when the War Lord first turns on the water my friend leans in and says "this is how capitalism works."
I replied "it's the CEO of Nestle water "
Point in case, if your a fan of the original or just looking for a legit blockbuster action film. Go see it. Don't hesitate.
I have no idea why someone decided to bring a freaking toddler to mad max though. Lil fucker was babbling out loud every 5 seconds like clockwork
Either the parent grew a brain or they were drowned out by the mayhem thst ensued later though lol
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I think my favorite thing about this was that there was one guy whose sole job was to shred on a guitar at all times.
I busted out lsughing, nearly melting every shot he was in. And the one shot where he let's out a hair band scream lol.
It felt gratuitous towards the end lol
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The funniest part is every character name ir reference in the movie sounds like death metal band names
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In retrospect I'm just realizing this isn't a reboot is it? Cause those visions could be a post Thunderdome reference.
I didn't read any of tge media presser for this. Is it just a continuation of the first 3 storylines? Cause that'd make a lot more sense to Max lack of lines and just being numb
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Ok just checked . Miller said it's just another chapter Of lore on the character . Makes sense.
Thumbs up
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I think it's just a reimagined story now that Miller had the technology and funding to make Mad Max the way he truly envisioned
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I saw Mad Maxi Pad Fridee night!
Loved it!
5 out of 5 moon cycles!
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In retrospect I'm just realizing this isn't a reboot is it? Cause those visions could be a post Thunderdome reference.
The visions were from MM1, one of them was straight out of the first film.
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I busted out lsughing, nearly melting every shot he was in. And the one shot where he let's out a hair band scream lol.
It felt gratuitous towards the end lol
Don't let MB see that, he will get arrested masturbating in the theater.
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Hardy signed to do three more films
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I think my favorite thing about this was that there was one guy whose sole job was to shred on a guitar at all times.
According to this it was a working musical instrument.
http://uproxx.com/gammasquad/2015/05/so-the-flamethrowing-guitar-in-mad-max-fury-road-is-a-working-musical-instrument/ (http://uproxx.com/gammasquad/2015/05/so-the-flamethrowing-guitar-in-mad-max-fury-road-is-a-working-musical-instrument/)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAxFjVCkpRY
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saw this last night. Worth every penny.
flame-throwing guitar is being added to my xmas wishlist.
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saw this last night. Worth every penny.
flame-throwing guitar is being added to my xmas wishlist.
Shut the freak up.
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Shut the freak up.
My grandpa wants to freak your girl in the derriere.
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jesus
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Hahaha
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The freak?
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I saw this over the weekend. I thought it was extremely well made movie from the directing to acting, and action, but overall wasn't for me.
Definitely recommend seeing it 8.5/10
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but overall wasn't for me.
how?
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how?
Not enough character development, seemed a little shallow in the overall plot, etc. I wasn't expecting a psychological thriller by any means, but I would have enjoyed a little more depth. All the action scenes were awesome but I never really felt immersed in the world of Mad Max.
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Not enough character development, seemed a little shallow in the overall plot, etc. I wasn't expecting a psychological thriller by any means, but I would have enjoyed a little more depth.
FFS...pay attention.
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As someone who never saw Mad Max I didn't really understand some of the story. The action was awesome but leaving the theatre left me with a few questions. I spent time on Google afterwards but I think there was room to introduce more background story for people going in cold.
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As someone who never saw Mad Max I didn't really understand some of the story. The action was awesome but leaving the theatre left me with a few questions. I spent time on Google afterwards but I think there was room to introduce more background story for people going in cold.
George Miller shouldn't have to provide any kind of backstory. It's the fourth film and literally all of the characters except for Max were new.
The visions were more than enough backstory for a character that took the backseat to Furiosa.
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George Miller shouldn't have to provide any kind of backstory. It's the fourth film and literally all of the characters except for Max were new.
The visions were more than enough backstory for a character that took the backseat to Furiosa.
The most recent Mad Max iteration is 30 years old... I get that he does not owe the audience back story but it's not like the previous films are fresh in people's minds. The majority of his target audience was likely not even born yet when the first films released
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Miller explained things through visuals just as much, if not more, than just with dialogue. This could probably work as a silent film with the score laid over it.
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The most recent Mad Max iteration is 30 years old... I get that he does not owe the audience back story but it's not like the previous films are fresh in people's minds. The majority of his target audience was likely not even born yet when the first films released
The films are very accessible and Fury Road has been announced since 2003.
Are people just not supposed to watch the original Star Wars trilogy before the new film comes out because they came out a long time ago?
It isn't the film's fault or Miller's fault that you didn't know what was going on in his universe.
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Dude.. Star Wars and Mad Max are not comparable. Especially when people thought this was a reboot
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This is basically what you've done: started watching a seven season television series in its fourth season, then complain that you don't know what's happening
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Dude.. Star Wars and Mad Max are not comparable.
Why not?
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I guarantee that a bunch of dumbass people are going to see The Force Awakens without watching the original trilogy. And they'll be clueless when it comes to what's happening.
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People are well aware that Star Wars is going into episodes 7,8,9. I can promise you that many people had no idea this was a sequel. Just googling the freaking thing brings me to an 8 paragraph page that ends in, "We will be witnessing the re-envisioning of Max's character (reboot), sometime after Beyond Thunderdome (sequel)
Either way I don't care to discuss this anymore. You take stupid things like movie and TV show opinions way too personally
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You take stupid things like movie and TV show opinions way too personally
Your opinion on this is stupid.
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George Miller shouldn't have to provide any kind of backstory. It's the fourth film and literally all of the characters except for Max were new.
The visions were more than enough backstory for a character that took the backseat to Furiosa.
In most situations I would have watched the 3 previous movies because I love backstories, but wasting 9 hours outdated 80s movies just didn't seem worth my time, especially seeing as this movie wasn't a sequel or a prequel.
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In most situations I would have watched the 3 previous movies because I love backstories, but wasting 9 hours outdated 80s movies just didn't seem worth my time, especially seeing as this movie wasn't a sequel or a prequel.
Anyone who calls watching a Mel Gibson action movie a waste has issues
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Either way I don't care to discuss this anymore. You take stupid things like movie and TV show opinions way too personally.
Nahhhh
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In most situations I would have watched the 3 previous movies because I love backstories, but wasting 9 hours outdated 80s movies just didn't seem worth my time, especially seeing as this movie wasn't a sequel or a prequel.
For the record, Mad Max was 1979. It's the best story of the original trilogy, but Road Warrior obviously gets the action creds. How in the freak would it take you 9 hours to watch 4.5 hours of movies anyway? You could take a good dump and Thunderdome would be over. You would have missed nothing.
Anyone who calls watching a Mel Gibson action movie a waste has issues
As always, I hate agreeing with you, but yes.
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I've never watched more than bits and pieces of the originals, and had no idea this was technically a sequel. Thought it was a remake/reboot.
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I've never watched more than bits and pieces of the originals, and had no idea this was technically a sequel. Thought it was a remake/reboot.
its not a sequel
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its not a sequel
Then why would someone have to watch the originals for the backstory?
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For the record, Mad Max was 1979. It's the best story of the original trilogy, but Road Warrior obviously gets the action creds. How in the freak would it take you 9 hours to watch 4.5 hours of movies anyway? You could take a good dump and Thunderdome would be over. You would have missed nothing.
As always, I hate agreeing with you, but yes.
I assumed each movie was going to be atleast 2 hours and over exaggerated a bit. Guess I was wrong. I probably should have given them a watch, but I've had so much Mad Max overload, over the past 6 months that the thought of sitting down and watching a trilogy based on it, sounded terrible.
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Then why would someone have to watch the originals for the backstory?
I don't know ask Heismanberg
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I assumed each movie was going to be atleast 2 hours and I over exaggerated a bit. Guess I was wrong. I probably should have given them a watch, but I've had so much Mad Max overload, over the past 6 months that the thought of sitting down and watching a trilogy based on it, sounded terrible.
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I assumed each movie was going to be atleast 2 hours and over exaggerated a bit. Guess I was wrong. I probably should have given them a watch, but I've had so much Mad Max overload, over the past 6 months that the thought of sitting down and watching a trilogy based on it, sounded terrible.
It's all good. Watch 1 and 2 some day. They both aged pretty well. 3 sucks IMHO.
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Then why would someone have to watch the originals for the backstory?
A lot of the visions that Max has are from the original films. That is character development.
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I don't like Mad Max, the original trilogy is a pain in the derriere to watch too much
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A lot of the visions that Max has are from the original films. That is character development.
Yes character development over the course of multiple movies, rather than the 1 movie I saw which was not a sequel. Whether you want to admit it or not, very few milennials saw any of the original mad max movies. It was also marketed as you didnt have to see the previous films.
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Yes character development over the course of multiple movies, rather than the 1 movie I saw which was not a sequel.
You keep saying this, but if multiple flashbacks and past storylines were used, then how was it not?
It was a continuation of Max's story. Claiming that it didn't have character development is freaking retarded because it absolutely did if you were paying attention.
Furiosa's backstory was explained. She was a completely new character. She was the focal point of the film, not Max.
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You keep saying this, but if multiple flashbacks and past storylines were used, then how was it not?
Because GM and TH both said this was a supplemental movie that was being added to an updated universe, and stated that it was not a sequel. Also being someone that worked on the marketing of the film, we were told countless times by execs that this was not a sequel, and that it should stand on its own.
You keep saying this, but if multiple flashbacks and past storylines were used, then how was it not?
It was a continuation of Max's story. Claiming that it didn't have character development is freaking retarded because it absolutely did if you were paying attention.
Did these flashbacks relate to previous movies?
You do realize that there is more involved in character development than showing part of a characters past....
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You two managed to make the mad max thread gay. Do you know how big a feat of faggotry this is?
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You two managed to make the mad max thread gay. Do you know how big a feat of faggotry this is?
Are you a Gary Glitter fan?
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Are you a Gary Glitter fan?
Had to look him on Wikipedia... That got dark.
Spoiler Alert: he diddles kids.
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Had to look him on Wikipedia... That got dark.
Spoiler Alert: he diddles kids.
Thank you for saving me from this. Yesterday while I was at work I tried to find a gif of Cartman saying "freaking Kyle". This most likely would have been strike 2 for me.
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I honestly can't believe we are discussing character development for Mad Max.
SPOILERS
Dude is pissed off because something bad happened and he drives a car.
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Had to look him on Wikipedia... That got dark.
Spoiler Alert: he diddles kids.
Oh geez I am sorry I thought you posted in the Epic Fud thread. It was a total joke relating to that.
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Did these flashbacks relate to previous movies?
One of the visions was straight out of Mad Max.
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One of the visions was straight out of Mad Max.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lowxh1l1Vc1qjkyjdo1_400.gif)
Meh, I guess they didn't want people who never saw the previous movies to use it as an excuse to not see this one.
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You should've been out a long time ago when you started spewing that stupid excrement about it not being related to the other films.
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You should've been out a long time ago when you started spewing that stupid excrement about it not being related to the other films.
I never said it wasn't related I said it wasn't a sequel, which still holds true. That being said based on what you've said regarding the flashbacks, the original movies stories clearly had some influence on this movie. I'm not sure why I was never told this over the past 6 months.... interesting.
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I'm not sure why I was never told this over the past 6 months.... interesting.
You did marketing for the film, right? All they want is to sell tickets, and that's what they've done.
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You did marketing for the film, right? All they want is to sell tickets, and that's what they've done.
Yeah, but there's more to it than that. This information would have been helpful in the story we were telling, but whatever. I don't feel like talking about it anymore.
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Yeah, but there's more to it than that. This information would have been helpful in the story we were telling, but whatever. I don't feel like talking about it anymore.
You were wrong anyway.
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Wow this thread is stupid. Fenwyr is the only one who has the right opinion.
This is not like freaking Star Wars. That's stupid and you know it. The original trilogy at the very least is more necessary than the Mad Max trilogy by several country miles.
You don't need to see the originals to be able to appreciate this Mad Max. I don't get how anyone wasn't immediately immersed in Miller's bizarre universe. This stood on its own. It really, really didn't need character development. I went with a couple of long long careered screenwriters. The best comment? "Guarantee that script was 5 pages long, and a 6th page would have ruined it."
Seriously, none of this excrement about character development was remotely necessary. I can't believe the argument is being made let alone being taken so seriously.
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You were wrong anyway.
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^Oh what a prrrt. What a lovely prrrt.
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http://www.businessinsider.com/mad-max-fans-troll-amazon-page-2015-5
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http://www.cnet.com/news/diy-mad-max-doof-warrior-flamethrower-ukulele/
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http://www.ew.com/article/2015/07/09/conan-obrien-mad-max-fury-road-comic-con
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https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1316061307246972930?s=20
LFG
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https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1316061307246972930?s=20
LFG
I heard an interview with Charlize Theron a few months ago and she was pretty pissed that she's not going to be in it. Apparently she and Tom Hardy absolutely hated each other, so maybe Miller just didn't want the headache again.
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I heard an interview with Charlize Theron a few months ago and she was pretty pissed that she's not going to be in it. Apparently she and Tom Hardy absolutely hated each other, so maybe Miller just didn't want the headache again.
freaking lame. Is Hardy even in this one? I thought it was a spinoff.
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freaking lame. Is Hardy even in this one? I thought it was a spinoff.
Origin story / prequel, so no Theron or Hardy. Anya Taylor-Joy and Chris Hemsworth.
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Hardy signed on for three additional films, but not sure how that's gonna work. He's rumored to be the next Bond.
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Origin story / prequel, so no Theron or Hardy. Anya Taylor-Joy and Chris Hemsworth.
I am far less excited than when I first opened the thread today.
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Anya Taylor-Joy is awesome. Hemsworth was badass in Extraction. I'll see it.
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Anya Taylor-Joy is awesome. Hemsworth was badass in Extraction. I'll see it.
And it's still Miller. I just hope he goes a bit deeper on story this time: Fury Road was great but I don't think another movie so action heavy will work as effectively.
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Hardy signed on for three additional films, but not sure how that's gonna work. He's rumored to be the next Bond.
Woah I actually really like that. Really liked the idea of Elba too.
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The new Ryan Gosling spy series is going to hopefully be better than Bond.
Johnny English will research this and go postal.
(Ryan Gosling vs. Chris Evans to be more specific)
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The new Ryan Gosling spy series is going to hopefully be better than Bond.
Johnny English will research this and go postal.
(Ryan Gosling vs. Chris Evans to be more specific)
Hadn't heard about it but it sounds interesting. The Russo Brothers are writing and directing, so if nothing else I would expect it to be fairly spectacular. Sounds a bit like Bourne is a better comparison than Bond though.
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Hadn't heard about it but it sounds interesting. The Russo Brothers are writing and directing, so if nothing else I would expect it to be fairly spectacular. Sounds a bit like Bourne is a better comparison than Bond though.
Bond with the Drive soundtrack
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Bond with the Drive soundtrack
Just so long as it doesn’t have drive’s dialogue.
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Drive is a perfect film
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Drive is a perfect film
(https://i.imgur.com/0FnAp.jpg)
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^ perfection
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^ perfection
I love Drive but I wouldn’t want that in a Bond movie.
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I love Drive but I wouldn’t want that in a Bond movie.
Johnny English hates Drive and Ryan Gosling very much.
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Johnny English hates Drive and Ryan Gosling very much.
I’m aware.
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Johnny English hates Drive and Ryan Gosling very much.
Hate is such a strong word.
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Hate is such a strong word.
Safe to say he's not on your Xmas card list.
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Safe to say he's not on your Xmas card list.
Actually he seems like a nice guy, he's Canadian, and I like a couple of his movies, specifically Blade Runner 2049 and The Big Short. I just find some of his performances, and some of his movie choices, to be a bit excrement.