Post by: bojanglesman on February 07, 2014, 08:43:53 AM
And yes, Puck, I will be buttfucking guys/performing cat rectal exams, etc.
I will also send MB a pic of food he'll never eat.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 07, 2014, 08:50:26 AM
I'm thinking of going to Kiawah Island, SC for continuing ed. conference/vacation in April. Anyone have any advice on restaurants to go, etc? The conference is at the Kiawah Island resort.
And yes, Puck, I will be buttfucking guys/performing cat rectal exams, etc.
I will also send MB a pic of food he'll never eat.
I have a great recommendation, try here:
This is safe for work and will get you nice places Kiawah Island. (http://www.giyf.com/)
Post by: bojanglesman on February 07, 2014, 08:56:53 AM
I have a great recommendation, try here:. Oh look! An poopchute. Make a wish.
This is safe for work and will get you nice places Kiawah Island. (http://www.giyf.com/)
Post by: Badger on February 07, 2014, 09:02:43 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on February 07, 2014, 09:04:47 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 07, 2014, 09:12:28 AM
. Oh look! An poopchute. Make a wish.
I am trying to help and you call me names?
Post by: bojanglesman on February 07, 2014, 09:13:04 AM
I got you in about an hour in a half when I get a break.
Thanks.
Post by: MBGreen on February 07, 2014, 09:43:49 AM
Post by: klaximilian on February 07, 2014, 09:51:18 AM
continental breakfast ftw
If I had a penny for every time you mentioned a continental breakfast...
Post by: MBGreen on February 07, 2014, 09:52:19 AM
If I had a penny for every time you mentioned a continental breakfast...
continental breakfast
*puts a penny in Klax's piggy bank*
Post by: klaximilian on February 07, 2014, 09:56:21 AM
continental breakfast
*puts a penny in Klax's piggy bank*
Leave your mitts off my avatar.
Post by: MBGreen on February 07, 2014, 09:56:54 AM
Leave your mitts off my avatar.
huh?
I didn't touch your avatar.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 07, 2014, 09:58:28 AM
(http://www.bizenergy.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/161457656_999d6b7d8f_z-625x352.jpg)
Post by: MBGreen on February 07, 2014, 09:59:34 AM
Canadian continental breakfast:
(http://www.bizenergy.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/161457656_999d6b7d8f_z-625x352.jpg)
You're in luck. I think i see a salty ham sammich next to the Baby Ruth.
Post by: klaximilian on February 07, 2014, 10:00:08 AM
huh?Right, it just showed up. Not like it isn't your MO.
I didn't touch your avatar.
Post by: Badger on February 07, 2014, 10:02:24 AM
Right, it just showed up. Not like it isn't your MO.
Not everything is his fault (just most things).
Post by: bojanglesman on February 07, 2014, 10:02:29 AM
You're in luck. I think i see a salty ham sammich next to the Baby Ruth.
My wife made sweet potato ham buscuits the other day. It was a thing of beauty. BEAUTY!
Post by: klaximilian on February 07, 2014, 10:05:22 AM
Not everything is his fault (just most things).
I operate under the assumption that they are.
No avatar for me, thanks.
Post by: MBGreen on February 07, 2014, 10:24:15 AM
Right, it just showed up. Not like it isn't your MO.
I wish I did...now that i know it bothers you.
Post by: klaximilian on February 07, 2014, 10:36:11 AM
I wish I did...now that i know it bothers you.
I don't want an avatar. It was quite simple to remove it, so it didn't bother me. Thanks.
Post by: Heismanberg on February 07, 2014, 10:38:34 AM
Wild Olive is one of the best restaurants in that area. It's probably about 25 minutes from Kiawah. A reservation might be a good idea. It's not too expensive either.
I don't know if Crave is still on Johns Island, but it's awesome too. It's more of a brunch place though.
Chez Fish is the seafood place to go out there. I don't think it's as good as the places you'll find downtown Charleston or on the Isle of Palms (where I used to live), but it's still good.
And for beers, there's a Red's Icehouse at Bohicket Marina that I used to go to all the time. You'll get better food at other places, but Red's has a great view and cheap drinks and apps.
If you decide to go into Charleston, let me know and I'll recommend two or three places there. Some of the best restaurants in the world.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 07, 2014, 11:01:46 AM
I wish I did...now that i know it bothers you.
Give him this one:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--NDeMUpDMP4/UH-71W04b3I/AAAAAAAABrQ/Ci4xs3ROKdU/s400/Funny_Jellyfish.jpg)
Post by: IATA on February 07, 2014, 11:04:50 AM
Canadian continental breakfast:
(http://www.bizenergy.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/161457656_999d6b7d8f_z-625x352.jpg)
you can tell this is an AMERICAN continental breakfeast. Canada has no Gardettos, Famous Amos or Grandmas brand. In canada it would be full of chips of every disgusting flavor you can imagine: ketchup, all dressed, extreme dill and other assorted trash.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 07, 2014, 11:24:45 AM
Most of the great places to eat that aren't too far away are going to be on Johns Island.
Wild Olive is one of the best restaurants in that area. It's probably about 25 minutes from Kiawah. A reservation might be a good idea. It's not too expensive either.
I don't know if Crave is still on Johns Island, but it's awesome too. It's more of a brunch place though.
Chez Fish is the seafood place to go out there. I don't think it's as good as the places you'll find downtown Charleston or on the Isle of Palms (where I used to live), but it's still good.
And for beers, there's a Red's Icehouse at Bohicket Marina that I used to go to all the time. You'll get better food at other places, but Red's has a great view and cheap drinks and apps.
If you decide to go into Charleston, let me know and I'll recommend two or three places there. Some of the best restaurants in the world.
Thanks man. I'll probably venture up to Charleston at some point while I'm there. I was there a couple of years ago for a conference. I ate like a fat boy. I went to Anson Restaurant and they had the largest freaking flounder I've ever seen in my life. freaking thing was hanging off the edges of the plate. Looked like Snacks Harrison in a bikini, except delicious and only the cajun version was black. I can't remember the other places I went, but I must've gained 10 lbs in 2 days.
Post by: Heismanberg on February 07, 2014, 11:33:18 AM
Thanks man. I'll probably venture up to Charleston at some point while I'm there. I was there a couple of years ago for a conference. I ate like a fat boy. I went to Anson Restaurant and they had the largest freaking flounder I've ever seen in my life. freaking thing was hanging off the edges of the plate. Looked like Snacks Harrison in a bikini, except delicious and only the cajun version was black. I can't remember the other places I went, but I must've gained 10 lbs in 2 days.
No problem
Anson's is ballin
Go to The Grocery or McCrady's this time.
Post by: MBGreen on February 07, 2014, 03:05:39 PM
Give him this one:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--NDeMUpDMP4/UH-71W04b3I/AAAAAAAABrQ/Ci4xs3ROKdU/s400/Funny_Jellyfish.jpg)
this one is a little more accurate.
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ZRk7UtKBbRE/UvUZ3cmIPhI/AAAAAAAACzE/2zJO1e9dq0M/w500-h363-no/SVhVfsd.gif)
Post by: Badger on February 07, 2014, 03:12:38 PM
Post by: Tommy on February 07, 2014, 09:24:53 PM
Post by: Pope on February 07, 2014, 09:26:51 PM
Speaking of vacations, anyone here been to Sydney? Just got here and I haven't a clue what to do or where to go.
Are the olympics still in town?
Post by: Johnny English on February 07, 2014, 09:27:24 PM
Speaking of vacations, anyone here been to Sydney? Just got here and I haven't a clue what to do or where to go.
Yes, I went there quite a few years ago. We actually got engaged on the cliffs overlooking Coogee Bay. Fucked if I know where to go, but I know some people out there - I can ask on Facebook for you if you like.
Post by: Tommy on February 07, 2014, 09:28:44 PM
Yes, I went there quite a few years ago. We actually got engaged on the cliffs overlooking Coogee Bay. Fucked if I know where to go, but I know some people out there - I can ask on Facebook for you if you like.
That would be awesome. Thanks man. I know nothing about this city besides that opera House.
Post by: Johnny English on February 07, 2014, 09:59:47 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 07, 2014, 10:46:20 PM
Bunch of answers on FB for you already Tom. All bar the obvious one are in that part of the world so go ahead and ask them about bars which I suspect is what you really want, although I doubt any of them can help with the peelers.
You can probably help Tommy by translating this from Engrish to English.
Post by: Johnny English on February 08, 2014, 07:23:32 AM
Post by: Tommy on February 08, 2014, 05:53:25 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on February 08, 2014, 06:12:34 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 08, 2014, 06:20:22 PM
Post by: Tommy on February 08, 2014, 06:20:24 PM
Post by: Tommy on February 08, 2014, 06:22:35 PM
They don't have party boats in NYC?
They do, but they don't. More like dinner cruises and stuff. They run a few in the summer, but not like the ones in Sydney that I'm seeing.
Post by: Tommy on February 08, 2014, 06:25:45 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 08, 2014, 06:32:45 PM
Post by: Tommy on February 08, 2014, 07:04:47 PM
Post by: Badger on February 08, 2014, 07:21:37 PM
Haha. I barely went out last night, was dead, but some Estonian Aussie chick said that I look exactly like some Estonian rapper named Baby Loke, Baby loust or some excrement like that. Can't find him, want to know whether or not it was flattering. She said it was, so dunno.
No one by that name but Estonia has multiple bald guys who rap.
http://www.last.fm/tag/estonian%20hip-hop/artists
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8wmQrbQEewg/0.jpg)
(http://www.mindnote.ee/pic/A-Ryhm_Esikaas.jpg)
Post by: Tommy on February 08, 2014, 07:25:00 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on February 08, 2014, 07:25:44 PM
Btw this place is heaven for derriere men. Women here are in incredible shape, and they all seem to have perfectly sculpted asses.. Less talkey, more picsies
Post by: Badger on February 08, 2014, 07:28:19 PM
beebiloust found it. Uh...
Accurate.
(http://g2.nh.ee/images/pix/520x360/17504a77/file58744842_1ffedbc9.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XxsvjqZU-Y
http://youtu.be/eMM8e5hGXHk?t=1m45s
Post by: Heismanberg on February 08, 2014, 08:05:43 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 09, 2014, 03:28:06 AM
Post by: JFIF on February 09, 2014, 07:56:53 AM
Post by: Tommy on December 28, 2014, 05:28:15 PM
Thanks!
Post by: bojanglesman on December 28, 2014, 05:49:55 PM
A few friends and I drunkenly decided to spend New Years in Nashville this year. I've never been, so if anyone has any tips on bars/clubs/strip clubs/good eats, let me know.You'll love it. Tons of bars and music night life. Do you like chicks with southern accents?
Thanks!
Post by: Heismanberg on December 28, 2014, 05:53:00 PM
You'll love it. Tons of bars and music night life. Do you like chicks with southern accents?
No, he likes Asian boys with southern accents.
Post by: Tommy on December 28, 2014, 06:15:39 PM
You'll love it. Tons of bars and music night life. Do you like chicks with southern accents?
Sounds great. I find the southern accent annoying, but when there are funbags involved I don't particularly care what the girl sounds like.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 28, 2014, 06:59:53 PM
Sounds great. I find the southern accent annoying, but when there are funbags involved I don't particularly care what the girl sounds like until they actually speak.
Fixed
Post by: JFIF on December 29, 2014, 08:12:20 PM
Post by: Tommy on February 04, 2016, 12:38:58 PM
None of us speak Spanish, but I guess it should be fine. Anyone ever been down there? Could use some advice.
Post by: MBGreen on February 04, 2016, 12:42:24 PM
So my buddies and I are taking a trip to Cartagena and Bogota, Colombia next month. Taking a week, half in each.
None of us speak Spanish, but I guess it should be fine. Anyone ever been down there? Could use some advice.
You should book an excursion to the plantations owned by the cartels. I hear they're breathtaking...bring a firearm and take lots of pictures too, they love that.
Post by: Pope on February 04, 2016, 12:43:45 PM
I say 50/50 chance Tommy gets murdered
Post by: MBGreen on February 04, 2016, 12:51:01 PM
Shitty coke
I say 50/50 chance Tommy gets murdered
I'm thinking of re-installing vbetting, so we can bet to see how long it will take before tommy's internal organs appear on the black market.
Post by: Tommy on February 04, 2016, 12:53:31 PM
Post by: Johnny English on February 04, 2016, 12:54:16 PM
Hey cocaine jokes. Sure didn't see that one coming.
You're going for the history and the cultural experience, right?
Post by: Tommy on February 04, 2016, 12:55:08 PM
You're going for the history and the cultural experience, right?
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/02/04/302d379b0f50823407efbd63b8abb877.jpg)
Post by: Tommy on February 04, 2016, 12:55:50 PM
You're going for the history and the cultural experience, right?
I'll historically ruin mad bitches there yo.
Post by: MBGreen on February 04, 2016, 12:56:10 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 04, 2016, 12:56:49 PM
I'm thinking of re-installing vbetting, so we can bet to see how long it will take before tommy's internal organs appear on the black market.
Yes please
Post by: Miamipuck on February 04, 2016, 12:58:47 PM
So my buddies and I are taking a trip to Cartagena and Bogota, Colombia next month. Taking a week, half in each.
None of us speak Spanish, but I guess it should be fine. Anyone ever been down there? Could use some advice.
I will help, I believe Jetblue fly's there, I would imagine they would be the cheapest/best option.
Edit: I just checked, they fly to these 3 cities:
COLOMBIA
- (https://www.jetblue.com/includes/modules/minibooker_refresh/src/assets/city-lrg-disc-orange.png) Bogota, Colombia (BOG)Jetblue city
- (https://www.jetblue.com/includes/modules/minibooker_refresh/src/assets/city-lrg-disc-orange.png) Cartagena, Colombia (CTG)Jetblue city
- (https://www.jetblue.com/includes/modules/minibooker_refresh/src/assets/city-lrg-disc-orange.png) Medellin
Post by: Tommy on February 04, 2016, 12:59:59 PM
I will help, I believe Jetblue fly's there, I would imagine they would be the cheapest/best option.
Well we already booked. JetBlue to Cartagena was the cheapest, you're right.
Post by: MBGreen on February 04, 2016, 01:00:07 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 04, 2016, 01:00:53 PM
Well we already booked. JetBlue to Cartagena was the cheapest, you're right.
Hahaha cool.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 04, 2016, 01:03:16 PM
Well we already booked. JetBlue to Cartagena was the cheapest, you're right.
I just looked, I didn't realize they were that cheap. wow
Post by: Johnny English on February 04, 2016, 01:07:49 PM
Post by: Tommy on February 04, 2016, 01:13:44 PM
My friend is moving to Colombia at the end of February, her cousin owns a high end hostel in the mountains above Santa Marta and she's going to be the head chef. Not that that's any help to you, Tommy.
Damn. That's pretty far from Cartagena. If we were there longer id definitely check it out.
Post by: guinness77 on February 04, 2016, 01:18:20 PM
I say 50/50 chance Tommy gets murderedI loled
I hope someone films Tommy's entire Columbian trip (documentary style)...from his arrival at the airport, right up until his death.Definitely loled again
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 04, 2016, 01:23:11 PM
Post by: guinness77 on February 04, 2016, 01:39:19 PM
You will love it there. The women are incredibly easy as long as you are assertive. They like a man to take charge and tell them what he wants. Most of them will even have a guy around just so you will go take them from him. Just remember to be fully in command. Walk up to a woman and tell her she's leaving with you and that the man had better deal with it. Guaranteed best sex of your life.When you want food, you just take the food.
When you want drink, you just take the drink.
When you want girl. You just take the girl.
Tommy, why don't you just take her?
Post by: guinness77 on February 04, 2016, 01:40:52 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 04, 2016, 01:41:38 PM
I hope someone films Tommy's entire Columbian trip (documentary style)...from his arrival at the airport, right up until his death.
Is there a category for short stories?
Post by: MBGreen on February 04, 2016, 01:43:51 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 04, 2016, 01:59:52 PM
Tommy going to Columbia is like some random black dude wandering into a klan meeting.
There's a random black dude going to Columbia with Tommy and his friends?
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 04, 2016, 02:11:29 PM
Post by: JFIF on February 04, 2016, 02:19:57 PM
I don't even know where to begin with how awesome it is.
General advice :
-Don't get in sketchy cabs. Make sure the hotel/condo or restaurant or wherever you are is the one calling the cabs. Prenegotiate rates once you get in the cab. They WILL bait and switch you once they drop you off if you don't make it clear from the beginning.
-the old city is amazing. Go to the club that's on top of the fort wall. I'm forgetting the name. Something Del Mar.
-The street vendors selling cigarettes and gum offer "chiclets". That's code for cocaine. It is insanely cheap so don't get ripped off becaues you're a dumb white boy. An 8ball shouldn't cost you more than $40. And that'll be enough for your whole trip. It's insanely pure and you can eat/sleep/freak on it. You won't do coke in the states once you try it.
- you're going to love all the hookers. But there's normal girls from other parts of south america who come there to party, and are also smoking hot and super down (especially if you look like you have money). You're kind of fucked there since you don't speak spanish, but maybe you get lucky and find some girls who speak english too.
- the food is some of the best i've ever had...and i've been all over the world. Hit up the high end restaurants in the old city and it'll still only be about $15-18 a plate, and be some of the most ridiculous meals you've ever heard. A lot of chefs from europe come to Cartagena just to open restaurants.
- HIt up the duty free store HARD on the way there. Rum and excrement is really cheap over there, and it's good but if you want to drink Vodka or Whiskey it's going to be exorbinantly expensive even for Colombia. I bought like 2 handles of Kettle and a bottle or two of champagne at the airport on the way there.
I imagine you and your buddies overpaying for everything and being easy targets.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 04, 2016, 02:20:21 PM
Post by: MBGreen on February 04, 2016, 02:53:02 PM
Just chiming in to say I know nothing about this region. It was good knowing you Tommy. If you do enough coke, you probably won't feel the bullets.
Tommy will survive now, thanks to JFIF's survival handbook post.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 04, 2016, 03:15:37 PM
Post by: JFIF on February 04, 2016, 03:52:20 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on February 04, 2016, 07:02:14 PM
It's a third world country, so don't act like the over privledged white player of the pink oboe you are and you'll be fine
Columbia is NOT a third world country. Other than that, don't dress like a douche tourist, and try to speak some basic Spanish.
Post by: Tommy on February 04, 2016, 07:24:03 PM
my parents have a place in Cartagena on the beach.
I don't even know where to begin with how awesome it is.
General advice :
-Don't get in sketchy cabs. Make sure the hotel/condo or restaurant or wherever you are is the one calling the cabs. Prenegotiate rates once you get in the cab. They WILL bait and switch you once they drop you off if you don't make it clear from the beginning.
-the old city is amazing. Go to the club that's on top of the fort wall. I'm forgetting the name. Something Del Mar.
-The street vendors selling cigarettes and gum offer "chiclets". That's code for cocaine. It is insanely cheap so don't get ripped off becaues you're a dumb white boy. An 8ball shouldn't cost you more than $40. And that'll be enough for your whole trip. It's insanely pure and you can eat/sleep/freak on it. You won't do coke in the states once you try it.
- you're going to love all the hookers. But there's normal girls from other parts of south america who come there to party, and are also smoking hot and super down (especially if you look like you have money). You're kind of fucked there since you don't speak spanish, but maybe you get lucky and find some girls who speak english too.
- the food is some of the best i've ever had...and i've been all over the world. Hit up the high end restaurants in the old city and it'll still only be about $15-18 a plate, and be some of the most ridiculous meals you've ever heard. A lot of chefs from europe come to Cartagena just to open restaurants.
- HIt up the duty free store HARD on the way there. Rum and excrement is really cheap over there, and it's good but if you want to drink Vodka or Whiskey it's going to be exorbinantly expensive even for Colombia. I bought like 2 handles of Kettle and a bottle or two of champagne at the airport on the way there.
I imagine you and your buddies overpaying for everything and being easy targets.
Holy excrement thanks man!
Post by: JFIF on February 04, 2016, 08:02:39 PM
Columbia is NOT a third world country. Other than that, don't dress like a douche tourist, and try to speak some basic Spanish.
You're right. It's an ivy league school
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 04, 2016, 08:05:27 PM
You're right. It's an ivy league school
Lol. The only appropriate response.
Post by: JFIF on February 05, 2016, 12:55:13 PM
Lol. The only appropriate response.
I was too baked to appreciate the wit of your previous comment and didn't even realize what you were saying until after the fact.
Also Tommy, enjoy getting x-rayed on the way back. Not even joking.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 05, 2016, 12:58:22 PM
I was too baked to appreciate the wit of your previous comment and didn't even realize what you were saying until after the fact.
Also Tommy, enjoy getting x-rayed on the way back. Not even joking.
I just thought it was funny that you were getting lectured on a country that
a) your parents have a home in by
b) someone who couldn't spell the country's name correctly
Colombia IS a 3rd world country as you said. It's much better off than other third world countries, and the top end does have money, but it still gets that designation.
Post by: Johnny English on February 05, 2016, 01:16:03 PM
https://www.usaid.gov/sites/default/files/documents/1876/310maa.pdf
I accept that I'm not an expert on the topic and I'm sure there are lots of organisations who use different criteria.
Edit: the IMF does seem to classify Colombia as a developing country.
Post by: Tommy on February 05, 2016, 01:45:17 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on February 05, 2016, 01:53:24 PM
The vast majority of sources I can find consider Colombia 2nd world (or developing country) at the very worst.
EDIT: And what Tommy said.
Post by: Pope on February 05, 2016, 02:11:53 PM
Post by: JFIF on February 05, 2016, 02:35:59 PM
So, a country of 45 million people with a 93% literacy rate that appears at #3 on Bloomberg's list of happiest countries... is third world. Whatever.
The vast majority of sources I can find consider Colombia 2nd world (or developing country) at the very worst.
EDIT: And what Tommy said.
Copious amounts of beautiful women and cocaine will make a country happy
Post by: bojanglesman on February 05, 2016, 03:10:37 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 05, 2016, 03:18:22 PM
I declined to wear a Pentagon hat my last trip to Damascus, I thought that was in poor taste.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 05, 2016, 04:01:58 PM
Actually, I'm not sure it technically is. Major aid organisations don't seem to like the term any more - they apparently prefer the term "developing country" - but Colombia doesn't seem to appear on the list for organisations like USAID.
https://www.usaid.gov/sites/default/files/documents/1876/310maa.pdf
I accept that I'm not an expert on the topic and I'm sure there are lots of organisations who use different criteria.
Edit: the IMF does seem to classify Colombia as a developing country.
And that second line is the issue. It was a broad term that encompassed varying levels of economic development, and it's not used much any more. However, it was the word used and the word contested. It is a Third World country. As you said, though, that matters for freak all any more.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 05, 2016, 04:05:18 PM
So, a country of 45 million people with a 93% literacy rate that appears at #3 on Bloomberg's list of happiest countries... is third world. Whatever.
The vast majority of sources I can find consider Colombia 2nd world (or developing country) at the very worst.
EDIT: And what Tommy said.
Lol 2nd world? If you're reading sources that call it a "2nd world" country, then you need better sources. Those clearly don't have a clue what the term means.
It is indeed a developing country. I just don't think you know what 2nd and 3rd world refer to.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 05, 2016, 06:19:27 PM
Lol 2nd world? If you're reading sources that call it a "2nd world" country, then you need better sources. Those clearly don't have a clue what the term means.
It is indeed a developing country. I just don't think you know what 2nd and 3rd world refer to.
It's definitely not a 2nd world country that is 100 spot on. Lol
Post by: Tommy on February 05, 2016, 06:20:04 PM
Post by: Johnny English on February 05, 2016, 08:18:11 PM
Since we're on the topic of economics and Latin America, I suggest you take a look at Memoirs of an Economic Hitman, which I had to read in college. Pretty good and explains a lot of what you guys are talking about.
I've had that book sat in my To Read pile for fully ten years (it's Confessions BTW, not Memoirs). I'll get round to it one day.
Post by: Tommy on February 05, 2016, 08:20:39 PM
I've had that book sat in my To Read pile for fully ten years (it's Confessions BTW, not Memoirs). I'll get round to it one day.
It's good but it's one of those "hey I got rich and had a great time doing fucked up excrement, but since I got in trouble I'm writing a book about how you shouldn't do any of this." Sort of like The Buy-Side and Wolf of Wall Street.
Post by: Johnny English on February 05, 2016, 08:21:38 PM
It's good but it's one of those "hey I got rich and had a great time doing fucked up excrement, but since I got in trouble I'm writing a book about how you shouldn't do any of this." Sort of like The Buy-Side and Wolf of Wall Street.
In that case I recommend a book called City Boy: Beer And Loathing In The Square Mile. It's fun.
Post by: Tommy on February 05, 2016, 08:24:19 PM
In that case I recommend a book called City Boy: Beer And Loathing In The Square Mile. It's fun.
Cool thanks. I'll check it out. When you read passed the "I'm only pretending to be regretful" bullshit, the stories are a lot of fun.
Post by: Fenwyr on February 06, 2016, 11:03:18 AM
Lol 2nd world? If you're reading sources that call it a "2nd world" country, then you need better sources. Those clearly don't have a clue what the term means.
It is indeed a developing country. I just don't think you know what 2nd and 3rd world refer to.
OK Mr. freaking Know It All. By your standards, about 90% of our country is 3rd world. Check out the national debt and exports of South American countries. Check out the literacy rates. freaking check out something for the love of god. Just because a continent is browner than us doesn't make them 3rd world. This is just a topic where people who think they are smart show complete ignorance. Bloomberg puts them between Iceland and Puerto Rico (also a 3rd world country by your standards) for happiness level.
Are Chile, Argentina, Brazil, and hell even Mexico 3rd world countries? Who decides these things? What are your standards? They don't get screeners so they must be 3rd world?
Post by: Tommy on February 06, 2016, 11:05:41 AM
Post by: Fenwyr on February 06, 2016, 11:12:46 AM
I just want to point out that the Happiness Index is such a bullshit stat
I'm fine with that. Only brought it up because Bloomberg is more on point than not. I just think its fucked up to call a country who's average standard of living is going up, while ours has been going down for 30 years, 3rd world.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 06, 2016, 11:15:22 AM
OK Mr. freaking Know It All. By your standards, about 90% of our country is 3rd world. Check out the national debt and exports of South American countries. Check out the literacy rates. freaking check out something for the love of god. Just because a continent is browner than us doesn't make them 3rd world. This is just a topic where people who think they are smart show complete ignorance. Bloomberg puts them between Iceland and Puerto Rico (also a 3rd world country by your standards) for happiness level.
Are Chile, Argentina, Brazil, and hell even Mexico 3rd world countries? Who decides these things? What are your standards? They don't get screeners so they must be 3rd world?
LOL.
Excellent rant. 4 honks. And no, I don't consider a US territory to be a country.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 06, 2016, 11:20:21 AM
Post by: Fenwyr on February 06, 2016, 11:22:39 AM
LOL.
Excellent rant. 4 honks. And no, I don't consider a US territory to be a country.
Way to divert. I appreciate the honks, but you could have at least stood up like this guy (never met you, but this is how I picture you).
(https://brobible.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/m-bolt3.png)
Just watched that movie again the other day. freaking excellent.
Post by: Fenwyr on February 06, 2016, 11:25:00 AM
Also, yes. The IMF classifies all of those 4 countries as developing nations, which in past times would mean Third World. As I said, it's an anachronistic term, but it's the one you operated with, so we can use it. I loved the attempt to make it about brownness and screeners.
So, an acronym located in DC gets to decide what countries we should raise our noses at. Really?
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 06, 2016, 11:27:47 AM
Here's a UN list of developing countries. Not to divert from the bizarre scattershot approach to a rather simple and defined concept:
http://www.un.org/en/development/desa/policy/wesp/wesp_current/2014wesp_country_classification.pdf
Again, you're trying to redefine terms and classifications by some weird personal standard. You should have quit once you tried to use Second World as a relevant modern classification.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 06, 2016, 11:30:56 AM
So, an acronym located in DC gets to decide what countries we should raise our noses at. Really?
Raising noses and judgment of Colombia was never the issue for anyone but you. You got all defensive for some reason because he properly called it a developing country, which is all Third World refers to.
Post by: Fenwyr on February 06, 2016, 11:35:39 AM
Hahaha. Apparently I broke Fenwyr with minimal effort.
Here's a UN list of developing countries. Not to divert from the bizarre scattershot approach to a rather simple and defined concept:
http://www.un.org/en/development/desa/policy/wesp/wesp_current/2014wesp_country_classification.pdf
Again, you're trying to redefine terms and classifications by some weird personal standard. You should have quit once you tried to use Second World as a relevant modern classification.
Yes, a list of the US and Western European (or those countries under the influence) countries being 1st world, and the rest are excrement.
Why would I quit when you haven't rebuked a single thing I have said?
Chile is on the list as 3rd world. AYFKM? They went through 20 years of hell and still came out the other side with universal health care, no national debt, and a much stronger middle class than we have.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 06, 2016, 11:43:10 AM
Yes, a list of the US and Western European (or those countries under the influence) countries being 1st world, and the rest are excrement.
Why would I quit when you haven't rebuked a single thing I have said?
Chile is on the list as 3rd world. AYFKM? They went through 20 years of hell and still came out the other side with universal health care, no national debt, and a much stronger middle class than we have.
I don't see where it says that any of those countries are excrement. I don't see where anyone said Colombia is excrement. You keep insisting that people think it's excrement or that Chile is excrement, but no one said that. They still have developing economies as determined by the only group that matters using fact not opinion. Opinion doesn't factor into this discussion for anyone but you, it seems.
Again, it's a simple designation with no judgment attached by anyone on here. You're tilting at windmills. Thad the funny part. You're only arguing the central point with yourself.
Also, please look up rebuke. That's meant as help, not criticism.
Post by: Tommy on February 06, 2016, 11:58:29 AM
Source: In the finance world, countries in Latin America are included in "emerging market funds".
Post by: Fenwyr on February 06, 2016, 12:02:43 PM
I don't see where it says that any of those countries are excrement. I don't see where anyone said Colombia is excrement. You keep insisting that people think it's excrement or that Chile is excrement, but no one said that. They still have developing economies as determined by the only group that matters using fact not opinion. Opinion doesn't factor into this discussion for anyone but you, it seems.
Again, it's a simple designation with no judgment attached by anyone on here. You're tilting at windmills. Thad the funny part. You're only arguing the central point with yourself.
Also, please look up rebuke. That's meant as help, not criticism.
SMH. Listen man, and I mean this as help as well, not criticism. Your true moment of bliss will come when you stop thinking you know everything about everything, and realize you don't know excrement about excrement.
This all started from a simple place. I said Colombia is NOT a third world country in response to JFIF. You are the one that made it into something. You are the one that refused to explain, in your own words, how I was wrong. I brought up actual facts, and you refused to address those facts.
Get your excrement together or GTFO.
Post by: Heismanberg on February 06, 2016, 12:06:19 PM
Way to divert. I appreciate the honks, but you could have at least stood up like this guy (never met you, but this is how I picture you).
(https://brobible.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/m-bolt3.png)
Just watched that movie again the other day. freaking excellent.
LOL
Post by: Fenwyr on February 06, 2016, 12:09:55 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on February 06, 2016, 12:11:18 PM
LOL
I googled 'douchebag from good will hunting'.
Post by: Heismanberg on February 06, 2016, 01:08:17 PM
I googled 'douchebag from good will hunting'.
That same actor is Tommy's real father in The Leftovers.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 06, 2016, 01:11:56 PM
SMH. Listen man, and I mean this as help as well, not criticism. Your true moment of bliss will come when you stop thinking you know everything about everything, and realize you don't know excrement about excrement.
This all started from a simple place. I said Colombia is NOT a third world country in response to JFIF. You are the one that made it into something. You are the one that refused to explain, in your own words, how I was wrong. I brought up actual facts, and you refused to address those facts.
Get your excrement together or GTFO.
I kept wondering if you'd realize that in your initial response to me you called Colombia a developing country...aka Third World...and then spent the rest of the time arguing that Colombia isn't a developing country.
I didn't 'make it into something'. I told JFIF I thought it was funny that he had just said his family lives there and that you decided to correct his statement that was 1) factually correct in a rather unambiguous way, 2) coming from a place of personal knowledge, though personal knowledge is irrelevant here, and 3) misspelled the name of the country you were so eager to defend from its factual status. It was amusing, then you made it hilarious with every passing post.
I don't have to mount a defense. It's a developing country. It's that simple. It's like someone stating that a Ford Escape is an SUV and then having someone else argue it's not because it isn't as big as a Chevy Suburban and gets better gas mileage than a Honda Pilot. Yes, not all SUVs are exactly the same. It's still an SUV because, you know, it's an SUV. Colombia is a developing country because it's a developing country. It really is that simple. Congratulations on pointing out that not all of the hundreds of countries with that designation are exactly the same. It wasn't at all relevant to the point, but it was at least interesting to watch a man build up a whole army of straw men and attack them furiously.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 06, 2016, 01:20:01 PM
Every country in Latin America can be considered a developing country
Source: In the finance world, countries in Latin America are included in "emerging market funds".
Racist
Post by: Fenwyr on February 06, 2016, 02:18:58 PM
I kept wondering if you'd realize that in your initial response to me you called Colombia a developing country...aka Third World...and then spent the rest of the time arguing that Colombia isn't a developing country.
I didn't 'make it into something'. I told JFIF I thought it was funny that he had just said his family lives there and that you decided to correct his statement that was 1) factually correct in a rather unambiguous way, 2) coming from a place of personal knowledge, though personal knowledge is irrelevant here, and 3) misspelled the name of the country you were so eager to defend from its factual status. It was amusing, then you made it hilarious with every passing post.
I don't have to mount a defense. It's a developing country. It's that simple. It's like someone stating that a Ford Escape is an SUV and then having someone else argue it's not because it isn't as big as a Chevy Suburban and gets better gas mileage than a Honda Pilot. Yes, not all SUVs are exactly the same. It's still an SUV because, you know, it's an SUV. Colombia is a developing country because it's a developing country. It really is that simple. Congratulations on pointing out that not all of the hundreds of countries with that designation are exactly the same. It wasn't at all relevant to the point, but it was at least interesting to watch a man build up a whole army of straw men and attack them furiously.
Are you a bot? I swear you just skip over every freaking question and leave the place smelling like you pissed after too much asparagus.
"I don't have to mount a defense." means you have none.
Post by: Fenwyr on February 06, 2016, 02:24:23 PM
I told JFIF I thought it was funny that he had just said his family lives there
They "have a place there". On the beach. He knows freak all about Colombia other than where white people go to do blow and freak girls who's poor derriere dad put them on the streets. I would figure you one for at least having some reading comprehension.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 06, 2016, 03:13:24 PM
Are you a bot? I swear you just skip over every freaking question and leave the place smelling like you pissed after too much asparagus.
"I don't have to mount a defense." means you have none.
I don't have to mount a defense means that the other side of the argument is retarded.
Again: no one excrement on Colombia. No one said the people were miserable. No one said it is basically Uganda part two. JFIF said it is a third world country. Because it is. You argued. Because you have no idea what that means. I thought it was funny. You then launched on some tirade about all of the implications of being a third world country while ignoring multiple people, myself included, saying that it's a pretty meaningless and anachronistic term, that developing country is more appropriate, and that even that term expresses a broad range of economic well being. You argued with someone who never once disagreed with you on any meaningful principle because you don't like the definition of a term. It's amazing.
This conversation continues because
1) You can't see that you were wrong about what a term means
2) You like arguing with opinions that no one expressed
3) I think it's hilarious to watch number 2, so I'll keep pushing for as long as you're willing to keep amusing me
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 06, 2016, 03:19:27 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on February 06, 2016, 04:50:02 PM
Oh, and since you seem obsessed with Chile too, which is an awesome country and better developed than Colombia, you might be interested to know that Chile's own president hopes to join the first world by 2020. He clearly must be wrong along with the IMF and UN.
He is a She dipshit.
Post by: Fenwyr on February 06, 2016, 04:54:08 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on February 06, 2016, 05:01:59 PM
Post by: Tommy on February 06, 2016, 05:20:54 PM
The only real "Third World" countries left are all in sub-Saharan Africa.
Post by: guinness77 on February 06, 2016, 06:27:33 PM
Post by: MBGreen on February 06, 2016, 06:32:45 PM
I got her number. How do you like them apples.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Post by: guinness77 on February 06, 2016, 06:37:12 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 06, 2016, 06:57:14 PM
He is a She dipshit.
Sorry, the quote I had heard was from a past president. Sebastian Pinera. So no, it wasn't a she. It was just a past president in 2013. My bad.
Post by: Heismanberg on February 06, 2016, 06:59:29 PM
Sorry, the quote I had heard was from a past president. Sebastian Pinera. So no, it wasn't a she. It was just a past president in 2013. My bad.
Past is not the Present dipshit.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 06, 2016, 07:10:16 PM
"Third World Country" carries the nuance of an impoverished nation. Colombia isn't. That's why words like developing and emerging came along. You can measure a developed country by the level of economic migrants flocking to it (either legal or illegal).
The only real "Third World" countries left are all in sub-Saharan Africa.
We already established that developing nation was a better term and that Third World was anachronistic. Applied literally, Colombia still qualifies. Even Chile does, and like I said, that's a great country. Again, though, their last president must not have known what he was talking about.
And searching back, 2012:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/15/business/chile-pinera-economy-business/index.html
That's a man with $2.4 billion calling his own country a third world nation. The funny thing is, my daughter has a friend named Simon who lived here for a couple of years who moved back to Santiago in June. His dad is well educated, successful, blah blah blah, and was excited to get home to Chile, but even he talked about it in the same terms. Go figure.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 06, 2016, 07:14:13 PM
He is a She dipshit.Why do all of our arguments end with a tranny discussion?
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 06, 2016, 07:14:58 PM
Past is not the Present dipshit.
CHILE MAKES ME ANGRY!
(https://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/11-6/ObyACEtky1-12.png)
Post by: JFIF on February 06, 2016, 08:11:15 PM
I kept wondering if you'd realize that in your initial response to me you called Colombia a developing country...aka Third World...and then spent the rest of the time arguing that Colombia isn't a developing country.
I didn't 'make it into something'. I told JFIF I thought it was funny that he had just said his family lives there and that you decided to correct his statement that was 1) factually correct in a rather unambiguous way, 2) coming from a place of personal knowledge, though personal knowledge is irrelevant here, and 3) misspelled the name of the country you were so eager to defend from its factual status. It was amusing, then you made it hilarious with every passing post.
I don't have to mount a defense. It's a developing country. It's that simple. It's like someone stating that a Ford Escape is an SUV and then having someone else argue it's not because it isn't as big as a Chevy Suburban and gets better gas mileage than a Honda Pilot. Yes, not all SUVs are exactly the same. It's still an SUV because, you know, it's an SUV. Colombia is a developing country because it's a developing country. It really is that simple. Congratulations on pointing out that not all of the hundreds of countries with that designation are exactly the same. It wasn't at all relevant to the point, but it was at least interesting to watch a man build up a whole army of straw men and attack them furiously.
This made me laugh uproariously
Post by: JFIF on February 06, 2016, 08:19:51 PM
Colombians are happy because they know how to be happy with beautiful weather, liveable land (amazing fruits, fish) and a general warm spirit. I've had little locals invite me into their home and serve me food and drink with them. They have basically nothing but they still really know how to enjoy life and be happy with simple things. It's cultural, it isn't economic.
Post by: Fenwyr on February 06, 2016, 08:30:52 PM
"Third World Country" carries the nuance of an impoverished nation. Colombia isn't. That's why words like developing and emerging came along. You can measure a developed country by the level of economic migrants flocking to it (either legal or illegal).
The only real "Third World" countries left are all in sub-Saharan Africa.
freaking this.
Post by: JFIF on February 06, 2016, 08:36:47 PM
I'm sorry, every time I see that dude I think of Cyril O'Reilly.
same.
Post by: Badger on February 06, 2016, 09:01:05 PM
where white people go to do blow and freak girls who's poor derriere dad put them on the streets.
Sounds like a third world country to me.
Post by: Johnny English on February 06, 2016, 09:30:11 PM
Sounds like a third world country to me.
Sounds like parts of pretty much every city I've been to in Britain and North America.
Post by: Badger on February 06, 2016, 09:41:35 PM
Sounds like parts of pretty much every city I've been to in Britain and North America.
Racist.
Post by: JFIF on February 06, 2016, 11:21:31 PM
Sounds like parts of pretty much every city I've been to in Britain and North America.
Except one region has a significant middle class, and another doesn't. You have countries like Brazil who make a surge here and there but unstable currency is always an issue and creates major inequity.
People in South America tend to be filthy rich or extremely poor. It has to be top 1 or 2 continent in terms of class inequity.
Post by: JFIF on February 06, 2016, 11:23:28 PM
CHILE MAKES ME ANGRY!
(https://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/11-6/ObyACEtky1-12.png)
QUIT BEING SO INFORMED!
Post by: Miamipuck on February 06, 2016, 11:50:09 PM
I'm sorry, every time I see that dude I think of Cyril O'Reilly.
Hahahahaha this and the arguments in this place are freaking fantastic!
Post by: Tommy on February 07, 2016, 08:17:54 AM
Except one region has a significant middle class, and another doesn't. You have countries like Brazil who make a surge here and there but unstable currency is always an issue and creates major inequity.
People in South America tend to be filthy rich or extremely poor. It has to be top 1 or 2 continent in terms of class inequity.
This. If you're part of the white elite, you're well off, go to private schools, speak English, and can land a good job. It's very hard to impossible to enter the white elite once you're already poor.
In the west you can start out poor and become rich in a lifetime, not even having to wait several generations. That's pretty much why Mexico's poor flock to the U.S. You can build a good life in Mexico, so long as you're part of that white upper class. They're not the ones coming over.
Post by: Johnny English on February 07, 2016, 08:56:20 AM
Except one region has a significant middle class, and another doesn't. You have countries like Brazil who make a surge here and there but unstable currency is always an issue and creates major inequity.
People in South America tend to be filthy rich or extremely poor. It has to be top 1 or 2 continent in terms of class inequity.
I wasn't commenting on South America (I've never been), I was making a lazy joke about the standard of living for some in developed Western societies.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 08, 2016, 11:48:36 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/dkjlN4y.jpg)
Post by: Miamipuck on March 08, 2016, 11:49:29 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on March 08, 2016, 11:50:23 AM
The vacation seems to be going well.That's not real. It's not a tranny.
(http://i.imgur.com/dkjlN4y.jpg)
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 08, 2016, 11:52:53 AM
Post by: ukilledkenny on March 08, 2016, 02:35:41 PM
I'm sure it's a great trip, but so far he's only posted photos of him and some creepy pedo looking guys with average chicks.
Haha, that pic was unbelievably gay before the dildo Photoshop. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he has been too intoxicated to post any good pictures.
Post by: Heismanberg on March 08, 2016, 03:30:21 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 08, 2016, 03:37:00 PM
Haha, that pic was unbelievably gay before the dildo Photoshop. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he has been too intoxicated to post any good pictures.
I don't know. I can see being drunk and thinking average photos (and women) are better than they really are, but if getting drunk makes him discount the good stuff and think hot women are unattractive, he needs to go sober immediately.
Post by: Pope on March 10, 2016, 07:00:16 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 10, 2016, 07:18:19 PM
I'm leaving to a bachelor party (I'm hosting) in Montreal tonight. Any suggestions while there? We come back Sunday night
Yeah take lots of pics of the French broads and post your findings.
Post by: Johnny English on March 10, 2016, 07:28:11 PM
I'm leaving to a bachelor party (I'm hosting) in Montreal tonight. Any suggestions while there? We come back Sunday night
Don't go, it's excrement.
Post by: Pope on March 10, 2016, 07:29:00 PM
Don't go, it's excrement.Trip cancelled, thanks!
Post by: MBGreen on March 10, 2016, 07:32:27 PM
Trip cancelled, thanks!
One of the few major cities in Canada i haven't visited yet. I heard the whores are reputable though. You might want to bring Tommy as your "king's food taster" in that regard.
Post by: Badger on March 10, 2016, 08:19:24 PM
I'm leaving to a bachelor party (I'm hosting) in Montreal tonight. Any suggestions while there?
(http://i.imgur.com/dkjlN4y.jpg)
Post by: Tommy on March 11, 2016, 09:09:04 AM
Highlights so far:
Banged one backpacking American chick (little thick, but freaky as excrement)
One local that I met from this HelloTalk app that I used to brush up on my Spanish.
Did enough blow to kill 3 horses.
Was not sober for 4 days straight.
By far the hottest chicks I banged were the pros that just hang around the clock tower I Cartagena. Did two lines off one's buttcheeks. That was perfect. Couldn't cum because of the coke until after an hour and a half, so she was pretty much destroyed.
Last morning in Cartagena, met up with another local while her son was in daycare. We smoked great weed on the beach, then fucked her raw dog in a dirty beach bathroom.
This is her. Have fun with the photoshop:
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03/11/33b9fa72d3a4f88815a4538832027fbe.jpg)
And I have 2 nights left in Bogota.
Enjoy your aids.
Post by: bojanglesman on March 11, 2016, 09:18:06 AM
Have fun man, I'm living vicariously through you.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 11, 2016, 09:21:44 AM
Post by: Jumbo on March 11, 2016, 09:25:53 AM
Post by: ukilledkenny on March 11, 2016, 09:50:31 AM
When did VickBlows kill Tommy and take his place?
Vick would have ran 12 miles everyday while.doing enough blow to kill 5 horses.
Post by: ukilledkenny on March 11, 2016, 09:51:29 AM
Post by: guinness77 on March 11, 2016, 09:52:20 AM
Vick would have ran 12 miles at a 4:30 split rate everyday while doing enough blow to kill 5 horses and would have shanked the backpacker after the sex.fixed for truth
Post by: MBGreen on March 11, 2016, 09:55:20 AM
Tommy kisses hookers on the mouth.
at least it wasn't a pic of Tommy kissing her penis.
Post by: bojanglesman on March 11, 2016, 10:06:56 AM
Post by: Johnny English on March 11, 2016, 10:16:05 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 11, 2016, 10:21:02 AM
I'll be honest Tommy, I'm not convinced that barebacking the kind of girl who fucks random tourists in public bathrooms is the smartest idea you've ever had. Are you trying to catch something?
I think you got this backwards, I think he was trying to give something not catch it. He's a giver.
Post by: MBGreen on March 11, 2016, 10:25:38 AM
/transitive properties
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Post by: bojanglesman on March 11, 2016, 10:28:14 AM
I think you got this backwards, I think he was trying to give something not catch it. He's a giver.
Puck knows, he's a receiver.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 11, 2016, 10:29:16 AM
Puck knows, he's a receiver.
No Tommy is a giver, not receiver.
Post by: Heismanberg on March 11, 2016, 10:42:55 AM
Tommy kisses hookers on the mouth.
hahahahaha
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 11, 2016, 11:56:33 AM
Tommy kisses hookers on the mouth.
I laughed out loud for a solid minute at this one.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 11, 2016, 12:03:08 PM
Post by: Tommy on March 11, 2016, 12:13:20 PM
Tommy may be the smartest sex traveler I know. Judging from the guy's FB photos, he even chose his traveling companions based around getting play. If he rolls up with a group as ugly as those two, he stands out for the first time in his life as a viable hookup. Genius.
Says the guy who got married at 20 because he couldn't get any play.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 11, 2016, 12:49:29 PM
Says the guy who got married at 20 because he couldn't get any play.
LOL. Nerve. Touched. Awesome.
Post by: Pope on March 11, 2016, 01:04:23 PM
Post by: Badger on March 11, 2016, 05:07:19 PM
I'll be honest Tommy, I'm not convinced that barebacking the kind of girl who fucks random tourists in public bathrooms is the smartest idea you've ever had. Are you trying to catch something?
He's trying to make Zika babies.
Post by: Johnny English on March 11, 2016, 05:18:45 PM
Post by: Johnny English on March 11, 2016, 05:19:53 PM
Tommy have fun bro, excellent status report. I've been in Montreal a few hrs now. Haven't slept yet and just left the casino up a couple hundred bucks. Waiting for our apartments to be cleaned so we can settle inDon't bareback the girls in Montreal, they're probably cleaner than the Bogota pros but you'll have French babies.
Post by: bojanglesman on March 11, 2016, 05:22:01 PM
Give it three years and she'll be dropping his child at daycare while she goes to get stoned and freak tourists.
Don't worry, he pulled out. Works every time per high schoolers everywhere.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 11, 2016, 06:51:14 PM
Give it three years and she'll be dropping his child at daycare while she goes to get stoned and freak tourists.
Lol. You think whores make enough to take three years off when they pop out a kid?
Post by: Heismanberg on March 11, 2016, 07:52:59 PM
Don't worry, he pulled out. Works every time per high schoolers everywhere.
One of our starting outside linebackers has the worst pull out game known to man.
While no one is certain the babies are his yet, he has two girls pregnant and they are due the same month.
"I ain't nut in 'em"
Post by: guinness77 on March 12, 2016, 10:51:03 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 12, 2016, 10:58:34 AM
What random skank did you freak last night?
If you pay them does it make it random? I think not.
Post by: guinness77 on March 12, 2016, 11:00:20 AM
If you pay them does it make it random? I think not.I wasn't sure there was money involved but I guess that makes a lot of sense.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 12, 2016, 11:16:40 AM
I wasn't sure there was money involved but I guess that makes a lot of sense.
With Tommy that isn't entirely clear..Lol There can be
Post by: Tommy on March 12, 2016, 11:47:42 AM
Post by: Tommy on March 12, 2016, 11:48:30 AM
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Post by: Pope on March 12, 2016, 12:27:17 PM
Post by: guinness77 on March 12, 2016, 12:33:06 PM
I was too wasted to freak last night. Tonight will either be a random skank or hooker for sure. Last night in South America.Yeah tommy. You got one more in you. I'm rooting for you.
Post by: Tommy on March 12, 2016, 12:39:35 PM
Yeah tommy. You got one more in you. I'm rooting for you.
That girl I posted earlier is coming to this party my friend her is organizing. If I end my trip with her in my bed then my plane going back can crash and I'll go down with a smile on my face.
Post by: Tommy on March 12, 2016, 12:40:43 PM
We booked 2 strippers to our place for 2 hrs last night. It was cool but not worth what we spent
Strippers? You guys in college? Should just get some pros. Find an escort agency out there.
Post by: Jumbo on March 12, 2016, 12:52:28 PM
Strippers? You guys in college? Should just get some pros. Find an escort agency out there.
Oh so that's how you got those photos
Post by: Miamipuck on March 12, 2016, 02:28:08 PM
Btw this is what an average girl looks like down here:
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03/12/19674ac801e4f807443efad8a975f840.jpg)
Is that a jelly rooster over her shoulder?
Post by: ukilledkenny on March 12, 2016, 04:06:01 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on March 12, 2016, 04:21:59 PM
Post by: Pope on March 12, 2016, 04:29:00 PM
At least Tommy's trip sounds fun. The Montreal bachelor party sounds kinda sad.Based on the fact that I said we had a couple strippers over last night? This doesn't even make sense
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 12, 2016, 04:49:25 PM
Is that a jelly rooster over her shoulder?
"You no freak me, ugly American. I freak you. Take my jelly dick."
Post by: ukilledkenny on March 12, 2016, 05:11:00 PM
Based on the fact that I said we had a couple strippers over last night? This doesn't even make sense
So easy lol. You guys are a oddly insecure about your vacations.
Post by: Tommy on March 13, 2016, 10:50:16 AM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03/13/2620dd2a0339f4f74acd07a791d20352.jpg)
Post by: Fenwyr on March 13, 2016, 11:29:50 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on March 13, 2016, 11:32:38 AM
No insecurity here.Bang her?
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03/13/2620dd2a0339f4f74acd07a791d20352.jpg)
Post by: ukilledkenny on March 13, 2016, 11:36:57 AM
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Post by: Tommy on March 13, 2016, 11:42:46 AM
Bang her?
22 year old prime Colombian hoo-ha that I didn't pay for. Used a condom this time. She left this morning to go to church with her family. That was funny.
Btw we communicated solely via Google translate. I love technology.
Post by: Fenwyr on March 13, 2016, 11:49:48 AM
22 year old prime Colombian hoo-ha that I didn't pay for. Used a condom this time. She left this morning to go to church with her family. That was funny.
Btw we communicated solely via Google translate. I love technology.
That girl I posted earlier is coming to this party my friend her is organizing. If I end my trip with her in my bed then my plane going back can crash and I'll go down with a smile on my face.
Have a safe flight bro!
Post by: bojanglesman on March 13, 2016, 11:56:19 AM
No insecurity here.Is that a Burger King crown in the foreground? Classy.
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03/13/2620dd2a0339f4f74acd07a791d20352.jpg)
Post by: Miamipuck on March 13, 2016, 12:50:40 PM
Post by: Tommy on March 13, 2016, 01:04:42 PM
Was that the one from the jelly rooster selfie?
Yessir.
Post by: Tommy on March 13, 2016, 01:05:31 PM
Is that a Burger King crown in the foreground? Classy.
They were giving out crowns and sashes to everyone who wasn't Colombian. Yes, I danced while wearing them both at some point.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 13, 2016, 01:08:25 PM
Yessir.
She's pretty, good job.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 13, 2016, 02:47:00 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on March 13, 2016, 02:49:18 PM
Post by: Tommy on March 13, 2016, 10:13:57 PM
Aww she fell in love with a guy with a U.S. Passport.
Post by: Tommy on March 13, 2016, 10:37:29 PM
She's pretty, good job.
Thanks. I don't think I'll ever do better again without paying. Definitely up there.
Wow what a Fuckn week.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 13, 2016, 10:53:39 PM
The vacation seems to be going well.
(http://i.imgur.com/dkjlN4y.jpg)
Can I get a photoshop of this with Tommy's head as the penis?
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 13, 2016, 10:54:18 PM
Post by: JFIF on March 13, 2016, 11:01:27 PM
Tough crowd here because everyone is married
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 13, 2016, 11:59:04 PM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03/13/8c4a1af6af4dfcb3d3c539fa104e9dbd.jpg)
Aww she fell in love with a guy with a U.S. Passport.
I don't know about her, but that's a side of Tommy I didn't think existed.
"I miss you already"
"I'm coming back to see you in two months"
"You, me, a beach, and pina coladas"
"I'll make you so happy"
She's got you hooked. I'm calling it now: the next time you come back from Colombia, she's coming with you. Unless she heads back with another American first.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 14, 2016, 12:01:32 AM
Good job Tommy.
Tough crowd here because everyone is married
Tough crowd because it's Tommy. No one is more fun to mess with.
Post by: Tommy on March 14, 2016, 02:32:03 AM
I don't know about her, but that's a side of Tommy I didn't think existed.
"I miss you already"
"I'm coming back to see you in two months"
"You, me, a beach, and pina coladas"
"I'll make you so happy"
She's got you hooked. I'm calling it now: the next time you come back from Colombia, she's coming with you. Unless she heads back with another American first.
Ha. Who knows if this lasts, but it's fun. Besides, this is a girl that even made Colombian dudes go "oh excrement". I don't think I'll ever do much better.
Post by: Coach K on March 14, 2016, 08:33:56 AM
Damn
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 14, 2016, 08:47:16 AM
Lol even when tommy deserves a kudos yall excrement on him lol
Damn
Wait 2 weeks for the "It Hurts When I Urine" thread sequel
Post by: Coach K on March 14, 2016, 09:05:58 AM
Wait 2 weeks for the "It Hurts When I Urine" thread sequel
Well I haven't been around in most of these threads so I dunno what Tommy's MO is
I thought Ecko was the king of burning pee and touching escorts
Post by: Coach K on March 14, 2016, 09:08:30 AM
Thankfully he declined because he had friends with him, saved me the awkward rescinding of said offer after my memory kicked in .
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 14, 2016, 09:45:12 AM
Lol even when tommy deserves a kudos yall excrement on him lol
Damn
Why not both?
Post by: Miamipuck on March 14, 2016, 09:53:51 AM
Why not both?
Exactly.
Post by: bojanglesman on March 14, 2016, 09:57:31 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 14, 2016, 10:02:54 AM
Shitting on each other is what makes this place fun. Well not actually shitting.
Freudian slip, you like Cleveland steamers, it's big on the farm.
Post by: ukilledkenny on March 14, 2016, 10:10:19 AM
Post by: Tommy on March 14, 2016, 10:19:25 AM
Really sucks not being in Colombia right now. I've also been shitting water for days.
Post by: Heismanberg on March 14, 2016, 10:51:08 AM
I've also been shitting water for days.
Enjoy your AIDS
Post by: Badger on March 14, 2016, 11:15:25 AM
I ran into Ecko at a Tampa Jets Fan Club game. I offered him to smoke some trees then immediately remembered his escort story .
Thankfully he declined because he had friends with him, saved me the awkward rescinding of said offer after my memory kicked in .
Can you get herpes from a joint?
Post by: Coach K on March 14, 2016, 11:34:40 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 14, 2016, 11:37:43 AM
I wasn't going to find out lololololol
What is life without adventure?
Post by: Coach K on March 14, 2016, 11:40:53 AM
What is life without adventure?
Lol
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 14, 2016, 01:45:03 PM
Just got back. All in good fun. I hit all my goals for the trip, and soy muy contento.
Really sucks not being in Colombia right now. I've also been shitting water for days.
Weird. I would have thought the semen in your derriere would hold it all together.
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 16, 2016, 11:45:19 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 01, 2016, 06:03:24 AM
Post by: Tommy on May 01, 2016, 06:21:06 AM
Off to Mexico to fix border relations (drink tequila)
Have fun man.
Post by: JFIF on May 01, 2016, 06:33:30 AM
Off to Mexico to fix border relations (drink tequila)
send me a pinky
Post by: bojanglesman on May 01, 2016, 07:58:25 AM
Post by: MBGreen on May 01, 2016, 10:01:53 AM
Off to Mexico to fix border relations (drink tequila)
prepare your bum
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 01, 2016, 12:17:31 PM
prepare your bum
For Mexican food and contaminated drinking water. Ay carrrrriiiibaaaaaaaa
Post by: Miamipuck on May 01, 2016, 12:22:52 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on May 01, 2016, 12:23:23 PM
Off to Mexico to fix border relations (drink tequila)
What part?
Post by: Tommy on May 01, 2016, 12:50:25 PM
I hope you catch the clap with an unclean Mexican broad because freak you.
Only if he feeds his chick enough tequila that she retreats to the hotel room for the night.
Post by: ukilledkenny on May 01, 2016, 01:26:10 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on May 01, 2016, 02:12:57 PM
Only if he feeds his chick enough tequila that she retreats to the hotel room for the night.
Oh he's going with his girl, I hope she catches the clap then.
Post by: JFIF on May 01, 2016, 02:21:39 PM
What part?
the brown part
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 01, 2016, 07:48:27 PM
What part?
Cabo, first time in Mexico
Post by: MBGreen on May 01, 2016, 07:57:24 PM
Cabo, first time in MexicoMexico is awesome...you and the pizza have fun
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Post by: JFIF on May 01, 2016, 09:37:11 PM
Mexico is awesome...you and the pizza have fun
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
anything is awesome compared to an iceberg that happens to have people living on it
Post by: Tommy on May 01, 2016, 09:47:40 PM
Post by: JFIF on May 01, 2016, 09:56:01 PM
Did no one read my posts? Clearly Caetagena is the place to go. $300 round trip from LGA.
Caetagena sounds like a lesbian retreat island
Post by: Badger on May 01, 2016, 10:34:00 PM
Caetagena sounds like a lesbian retreat islandCartagina
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 02, 2016, 12:39:19 AM
Did no one read my posts? Clearly Caetagena is the place to go. $300 round trip from LGA.
True story: part of Uncharted 3 takes place there.
Other true story: Our punter looks like Johnny Lawrence.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 02, 2016, 12:41:13 AM
Post by: JFIF on May 02, 2016, 05:01:06 AM
"Did no one read my posts? Everyone should want to go to the places I want to go. Also, it's only $300 to fly in and $30,000 to make a local girl find you attractive."
You missed the best part of that.
the misspelling.
"Pay attention to me.You guys should definitely go to the place I can't spell. "
Right up there with Fen's Columbian people.
Post by: ukilledkenny on May 02, 2016, 05:19:39 AM
"Did no one read my posts? Everyone should want to go to the places I want to go. Also, it's only $300 to fly in and $30,000 to make a local girl find you attractive."
30,000 to make a local girl kiss you on the mouth.
Post by: JFIF on May 02, 2016, 07:38:06 AM
"Did no one read my posts? Everyone should want to go to the places I want to go. Also, it's only $300 to fly in and $30,000 to make a local girl find you attractive."
that'd be funnier if the american currency wasn't absurdly strong there
Post by: Miamipuck on May 02, 2016, 07:39:11 AM
"Did no one read my posts? Everyone should want to go to the places I want to go. Also, it's only $300 to fly in and $30,000 to make a local girl find you attractive."
How much for a rawdog?
Post by: guinness77 on May 02, 2016, 07:48:51 AM
[Scottie tosses the waiter a nickel]
Waiter: You see this?
[slaps the manager]
Waiter: I quit. I open my own hotel.
Post by: bojanglesman on May 02, 2016, 09:53:30 AM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 02, 2016, 10:47:52 AM
(http://imageshack.com/a/img921/7907/kP8SMf.jpg)
[Scottie tosses the waiter a nickel]
Waiter: You see this?
[slaps the manager]
Waiter: I quit. I open my own hotel.
Perfect reference
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 03, 2016, 07:34:53 PM
You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman freaking a horse. It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we just felt bad for her. I kinda felt bad for the horse.
Post by: Badger on May 03, 2016, 08:34:27 PM
We went to Tijuana, Mexico and we thought it would be fun to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And.... it's a woman freaking a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and....it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman freaking a horse. It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we just felt bad for her. I kinda felt bad for the horse.
This is identical to the only other first person account I've heard about these shows.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 03, 2016, 08:42:06 PM
We went to Tijuana, Mexico and we thought it would be fun to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And.... it's a woman freaking a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and....it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman freaking a horse. It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we just felt bad for her. I kinda felt bad for the horse.
Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 04, 2016, 08:05:15 AM
This is identical to the only other first person account I've heard about these shows.
Wooosh right over your head.
Post by: Badger on May 04, 2016, 09:48:00 AM
Wooosh right over your head.
Hedberg reference aside, my post is still accurate.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 04, 2016, 10:20:50 AM
Hedberg reference aside, my post is still accurate.
...what
Post by: Badger on May 04, 2016, 12:08:44 PM
...what
I'm not gonna go back and fix it at this point.
Post by: Tommy on July 13, 2016, 11:21:37 PM
Cartagena and meet her there for a weekend. We can't communicate so we'll just freak all weekend and do blow. In that order. I hate coke dick.
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160713/8c5abc5bc160ee689027ee367c6dd1cf.jpg)
Post by: Miamipuck on July 13, 2016, 11:55:19 PM
I've taken all that into consideration. Okay, I'm lying, I haven't, but the main reason why I took the cats was because I've always wanted a dog and know for a fact that I can't care for a dog.
I've always wanted to own a pet. A dog to be honest but my lifestyle doesn't fit well with a dog.
Lol I am sure I can find more.
Post by: Tommy on July 14, 2016, 12:26:51 AM
Wait is that a pic of you with a dog?
Lol I am sure I can find more.
Haha that was a friend's puppy. She loves dogs. I didn't tell her about the cats though. She don't like cats.
Post by: Miamipuck on July 14, 2016, 12:44:40 AM
Haha that was a friend's puppy. She loves dogs. I didn't tell her about the cats though. She don't like cats.
It's all good, it's just freaking hilarious. You didn't have to tell me, it's pretty clear, that chica was hot.
Post by: Tommy on March 07, 2017, 07:34:24 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170308/a2ee0222a0931e5ec5195e9a0d470696.jpg)
Post by: bojanglesman on March 07, 2017, 09:02:16 PM
Post by: Tommy on March 10, 2017, 09:08:05 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170310/00a54bb1c82bdf835122fdcb9ac765ff.jpg)
This place is full of German tourists. I remember JE saying something about what shitty tourists they are, spot on. The Chinese are worse than Germans. But freak those krauts putting towels out on all sun loungers at 6am to reserve them but never showing up to actually use them.
Post by: IATA on March 10, 2017, 01:10:19 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on March 10, 2017, 01:11:12 PM
tommy is already on his first glass full of jizz, what a weekend!
Haha.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 10, 2017, 03:45:24 PM
tommy is already on his first glass full of jizz, what a weekend!
Haha
Post by: Fenwyr on March 10, 2017, 05:18:52 PM
tommy is already on his first glass full of jizz, what a weekend!I thought it looked like Tom Brady's 'energy drink' from the superbowl.
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Post by: Tommy on October 27, 2017, 04:32:46 PM
Here's my itinerary so far:
- Fly to Dublin Nov 14th, spend the day/night there.
- Take train/bus to Galway for 3 days and stay at this cool castle. See the Irish countryside.
- Fly to London for a day or two to spend Thanksgiving with my good friend and her family.
- Eurostar to Paris then to Amsterdam. Hang out and party for 2 days, spend a day recovering and sightseeing.
- Train to Berlin and check out those bullet holes from the Battle of Berlin. Spend a day and night there.
- Train the Prague. 3 days and nights.
- Train to Munich where I'll spend 3 nights, maybe a stopover in Vienna for a night (already been there anyway).
- Train to Zurich for 4 nights, and see the Alps and other non party stuff.
- Train to Rome with a stopover for a day and night in Milan.
- Four days in Rome with plenty of time to see as much as I can as well as take a trip to Naples to see Pompeii (my dream since childhood).
- Fly back to Dublin the day before I leave, spend last night getting trashed before my flight the next day.
- Back home on Def 9th.
Total budget: $6,000. Flight and Dublin/flight to London booked. Staying over friends house in London. Still have to book other cities, but will go cheap. Probably set aside $1,500 for that. That leaves $4,000 for transportation and other stuff. Figure all the trains will be another $1,000. That leaves $3,000 for miscellaneous, or $100 a day. Can go over if need be but will try to avoid the expensive restaurants and see how frugal I can be.
Any thoughts/advice?
Thanks!
Post by: bojanglesman on October 27, 2017, 04:41:24 PM
I booked a month-long Europe trip since I've always wanted to do that and now find myself with plenty of time and money saved up. This will be different from my usual "only stay at nice hotels and eat at fine restaurant" trips, though I'm not backpacking like a poor college student either - somewhere in the middle.
Here's my itinerary so far:
- Fly to Dublin Nov 14th, spend the day/night there.
- Take train/bus to Galway for 3 days and stay at this cool castle. See the Irish countryside.
- Fly to London for a day or two to spend Thanksgiving with my good friend and her family.
- Eurostar to Paris then to Amsterdam. Hang out and party for 2 days, spenda daythe rest of the trip fucked up and partying.- Train to Berlin and check out those bullet holes from the Battle of Berlin. Spend a day and night there.
- Train the Prague. 3 days and nights.
- Train to Munich where I'll spend 3 nights, maybe a stopover in Vienna for a night (already been there anyway).
- Train to Zurich for 4 nights, and see the Alps and other non party stuff.
- Train to Rome with a stopover for a day and night in Milan.
- Four days in Rome with plenty of time to see as much as I can as well as take a trip to Naples to see Pompeii (my dream since childhood).
- Fly back to Dublin the day before I leave, spend last night getting trashed before my flight the next day.
- Back home on Def 9th.
Total budget: $6,000. Flight and Dublin/flight to London booked. Staying over friends house in London. Still have to book other cities, but will go cheap. Probably set aside $1,500 for that. That leaves $4,000 for transportation and other stuff. Figure all the trains will be another $1,000. That leaves $3,000 for miscellaneous, or $100 a day. Can go over if need be but will try to avoid the expensive restaurants and see how frugal I can be.
Any thoughts/advice?
Thanks!
FYP
Post by: Tommy on October 27, 2017, 05:02:55 PM
FYP
Haha what did you fix?
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 27, 2017, 05:37:53 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on October 27, 2017, 05:45:24 PM
Haha what did you fix?
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Post by: Johnny English on October 27, 2017, 07:39:37 PM
I booked a month-long Europe trip since I've always wanted to do that and now find myself with plenty of time and money saved up. This will be different from my usual "only stay at nice hotels and eat at fine restaurant" trips, though I'm not backpacking like a poor college student either - somewhere in the middle.
Here's my itinerary so far:
- Fly to Dublin Nov 14th, spend the day/night there.
- Take train/bus to Galway for 3 days and stay at this cool castle. See the Irish countryside.
- Fly to London for a day or two to spend Thanksgiving with my good friend and her family.
- Eurostar to Paris then to Amsterdam. Hang out and party for 2 days, spend a day recovering and sightseeing.
- Train to Berlin and check out those bullet holes from the Battle of Berlin. Spend a day and night there.
- Train the Prague. 3 days and nights.
- Train to Munich where I'll spend 3 nights, maybe a stopover in Vienna for a night (already been there anyway).
- Train to Zurich for 4 nights, and see the Alps and other non party stuff.
- Train to Rome with a stopover for a day and night in Milan.
- Four days in Rome with plenty of time to see as much as I can as well as take a trip to Naples to see Pompeii (my dream since childhood).
- Fly back to Dublin the day before I leave, spend last night getting trashed before my flight the next day.
- Back home on Def 9th.
Total budget: $6,000. Flight and Dublin/flight to London booked. Staying over friends house in London. Still have to book other cities, but will go cheap. Probably set aside $1,500 for that. That leaves $4,000 for transportation and other stuff. Figure all the trains will be another $1,000. That leaves $3,000 for miscellaneous, or $100 a day. Can go over if need be but will try to avoid the expensive restaurants and see how frugal I can be.
Any thoughts/advice?
Thanks!
Four days in Zurich is about three too many. Nice city, but very dull. I'd make that bit shorter and spend more time in Berlin.
Post by: guinness77 on October 27, 2017, 08:25:29 PM
Post by: Johnny English on October 27, 2017, 08:38:10 PM
NAKED IN AMSTERDAM ROCK MY WORLD
It's that kind of place. I've been to Amsterdam more times than I can remember and have a story from each one. Tommy might die there though.
Post by: ukilledkenny on October 27, 2017, 09:59:00 PM
You probably will actually die, so freak it and just take everything you got.
Post by: bojanglesman on October 28, 2017, 06:03:31 AM
Have an extra ten Grand for when you destroy that budget, lol.Take the cats with you.
You probably will actually die, so freak it and just take everything you got.
Post by: Fenwyr on October 28, 2017, 10:56:51 AM
I booked a month-long Europe trip since I've always wanted to do that and now find myself with plenty of time and money saved up. This will be different from my usual "only stay at nice hotels and eat at fine restaurant" trips, though I'm not backpacking like a poor college student either - somewhere in the middle.Don't skimp on Belgium. Spend at least a full day in Gent. Castle Ravenstein and the cathedrals are worth it, plus the local vibe is sort of Berkeley, so hide your MAGA hat. Drink massive amounts of beer. Belgium has the best beer in the world.
Here's my itinerary so far:
- Fly to Dublin Nov 14th, spend the day/night there.
- Take train/bus to Galway for 3 days and stay at this cool castle. See the Irish countryside.
- Fly to London for a day or two to spend Thanksgiving with my good friend and her family.
- Eurostar to Paris then to Amsterdam. Hang out and party for 2 days, spend a day recovering and sightseeing.
- Train to Berlin and check out those bullet holes from the Battle of Berlin. Spend a day and night there.
- Train the Prague. 3 days and nights.
- Train to Munich where I'll spend 3 nights, maybe a stopover in Vienna for a night (already been there anyway).
- Train to Zurich for 4 nights, and see the Alps and other non party stuff.
- Train to Rome with a stopover for a day and night in Milan.
- Four days in Rome with plenty of time to see as much as I can as well as take a trip to Naples to see Pompeii (my dream since childhood).
- Fly back to Dublin the day before I leave, spend last night getting trashed before my flight the next day.
- Back home on Def 9th.
Total budget: $6,000. Flight and Dublin/flight to London booked. Staying over friends house in London. Still have to book other cities, but will go cheap. Probably set aside $1,500 for that. That leaves $4,000 for transportation and other stuff. Figure all the trains will be another $1,000. That leaves $3,000 for miscellaneous, or $100 a day. Can go over if need be but will try to avoid the expensive restaurants and see how frugal I can be.
Any thoughts/advice?
Thanks!
Don't forget that Europeans hate Trump.
A nice place to visit in Germany if you like seeing really old excrement is Trier. Founded by the Romans in 13 ad or something. Wish I could remember the hotel I stayed in there. Front desk was a dozen hot blond romanian girls.
Sounds like you got the train thing going.
Try any European beer that you've had here. It's 100 times better there.
Post by: Fenwyr on October 28, 2017, 10:57:28 AM
All I want is for you to post about this trip while it's happening.This.
Post by: Johnny English on October 28, 2017, 12:01:41 PM
Have an extra ten Grand for when you destroy that budget, lol.
It's OK, Tommy's got his Dead Hooker Fund. Because he knows as well as we do that one day there will be one.
Post by: ukilledkenny on October 28, 2017, 12:18:29 PM
It's OK, Tommy's got his Dead Hooker Fund. Because he knows as well as we do that one day there will be one.
But the dead hooker could be part of this trip too. A month off is going to warp his already very warped reality.
Post by: Tommy on October 28, 2017, 01:51:08 PM
Amsterdam and Prague are two of my favorite cities. Prague is also pretty cheap so that'll help your budget.
Yeah those are the two cities that started this. I was originally going to just spend 10 days, then said freak it and went all in.
Four days in Zurich is about three too many. Nice city, but very dull. I'd make that bit shorter and spend more time in Berlin.
Thanks for this. I originally though that Zurich would be a good staging ground so I can visit the Swiss alps. You think 2 days would be enough to do that?
When I was in my early twenties I worked behind the bar of a big and very famous nightclub, and I was good friends with two of the girls who danced on stage for the club. They took a break for a couple of months to go travelling; one day I received a postcard from one of them that just said
NAKED IN AMSTERDAM ROCK MY WORLD
It's that kind of place. I've been to Amsterdam more times than I can remember and have a story from each one. Tommy might die there though.
Haha. I still can't believe I've never been there. My main goal is to get two hookers at the same time and do lines off their funbags (afterwards though, so I don't get coke dick).
All I want is for you to post about this trip while it's happening.
Oh you know it.
Have an extra ten Grand for when you destroy that budget, lol.
You probably will actually die, so freak it and just take everything you got.
Heh. I thought about that and will make sure to have a credit card with enough to take care of "emergency expenses".
Take the cats with you.
Haha. I really need to figure out what to do with them while I'm gone.
Don't skimp on Belgium. Spend at least a full day in Gent. Castle Ravenstein and the cathedrals are worth it, plus the local vibe is sort of Berkeley, so hide your MAGA hat. Drink massive amounts of beer. Belgium has the best beer in the world.
Don't forget that Europeans hate Trump.
A nice place to visit in Germany if you like seeing really old excrement is Trier. Founded by the Romans in 13 ad or something. Wish I could remember the hotel I stayed in there. Front desk was a dozen hot blond romanian girls.
Sounds like you got the train thing going.
Try any European beer that you've had here. It's 100 times better there.
Thanks for the tip. I may substitute a few days in Zurich to do this.
It's OK, Tommy's got his Dead Hooker Fund. Because he knows as well as we do that one day there will be one.
Way ahead of you. If that were to happen I'd rather it be Prague. Chances are she'll be some kidnapped teen from Albania so they won't give a excrement.
But the dead hooker could be part of this trip too. A month off is going to warp his already very warped reality.
Don't be jealous. My warped reality keeps my mind occupied. Haha.
Post by: Johnny English on October 28, 2017, 02:27:01 PM
Thanks for this. I originally though that Zurich would be a good staging ground so I can visit the Swiss alps. You think 2 days would be enough to do that?
"Visting the Swiss Alps" is like saying "visiting the Rockies". They're mountains, there's a freak of a lot of them, and they all look the same. You're probably going to be a bit too early for ski season and way too late for any good hiking, so I'm not sure why you'd spend any time going there. You'll just end up getting a bus for a few hours, saying "ooh, mountains", having a beer and then getting the bus back again. Seems like there are better things you could be doing with your time.
Post by: Tommy on October 28, 2017, 04:27:07 PM
"Visting the Swiss Alps" is like saying "visiting the Rockies". They're mountains, there's a freak of a lot of them, and they all look the same. You're probably going to be a bit too early for ski season and way too late for any good hiking, so I'm not sure why you'd spend any time going there. You'll just end up getting a bus for a few hours, saying "ooh, mountains", having a beer and then getting the bus back again. Seems like there are better things you could be doing with your time.
Ah, that makes sense. What do you recommend then by looking at my itinerary. Everything after Amsterdam is up in the air. But I def have to go to Rome.
Post by: Tommy on October 28, 2017, 04:27:14 PM
Post by: Johnny English on October 28, 2017, 04:45:26 PM
Ah, that makes sense. What do you recommend then by looking at my itinerary. Everything after Amsterdam is up in the air. But I def have to go to Rome.
You're doing a bunch of party Europe, but you haven't really got much of the glamour. It's not really the ideal time of year because the weather won't be desperately warm, but if I were you I'd give serious consideration to the French Riviera for a couple of days - Nice, Cannes or even Monaco.
Post by: Tommy on October 28, 2017, 05:00:45 PM
You're doing a bunch of party Europe, but you haven't really got much of the glamour. It's not really the ideal time of year because the weather won't be desperately warm, but if I were you I'd give serious consideration to the French Riviera for a couple of days - Nice, Cannes or even Monaco.
Thanks. Since I'm going solo I really want to do 25% party and the rest culture. I may do Monaco instead of Zurich actually.
Post by: Johnny English on October 28, 2017, 06:22:35 PM
Thanks. Since I'm going solo I really want to do 25% party and the rest culture. I may do Monaco instead of Zurich actually.
All of those party cities can do a bunch of culture and history if that's what you're after. I guess the downside of Monaco is that it's a little off the trail you'd planned, but it's still freaking cool. Shame you don't drive though as you'll miss out on doing two of the most famous drives in the world - the Monaco GP circuit, and the Corniches between Monaco and Nice.
Post by: Fenwyr on October 28, 2017, 07:21:43 PM
Its a trip to a half dozen countries. Just don't grow roots, and keep exploring.
The itineray went out the window for me day 2. Once I came out of the chunnel (lol) into France I just went where the wind took me.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 29, 2017, 07:52:55 AM
All I want is for you to post about this trip while it's happening.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 29, 2017, 07:55:42 AM
Post by: Tommy on October 30, 2017, 12:39:01 AM
You can't go wrong just picking up a really good travel guide and riding the train every couple of days.
Its a trip to a half dozen countries. Just don't grow roots, and keep exploring.
The itineray went out the window for me day 2. Once I came out of the chunnel (lol) into France I just went where the wind took me.
Ha thanks. Yeah I'm not even bothering to book hotels after Ireland and I'm staying with a friend in London. After that we'll see.
Post by: Tommy on October 30, 2017, 12:39:42 AM
Make sure to wear your MAGA hat so all the locals know to treat you with respect
Show those Eurofags who's boss.
Post by: Tommy on November 18, 2017, 07:12:29 AM
Post by: Tommy on November 18, 2017, 01:34:04 PM
How fuckn lucky. I met this Dutch chick visiting Dublin and we set plans to hang in Amsterdam. I can't wait to freak the excrement out of her. She's 23, too.
Post by: Jumbo on November 18, 2017, 01:41:03 PM
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How fuckn lucky. I met this Dutch chick visiting Dublin and we set plans to hang in Amsterdam. I can't wait to freak the excrement out of her. She's 23, too.
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Post by: ukilledkenny on November 18, 2017, 03:32:03 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on November 18, 2017, 03:40:01 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171118/d73b5ee327d5b75dd2b663c7c5c99ba3.jpg)She's gonna steal your wallet after you find out her name is Eric.
How fuckn lucky. I met this Dutch chick visiting Dublin and we set plans to hang in Amsterdam. I can't wait to freak the excrement out of her. She's 23, too.
Post by: Miamipuck on November 18, 2017, 09:53:19 PM
Post by: guinness77 on November 19, 2017, 07:44:46 AM
Post by: sg3 on November 19, 2017, 07:54:50 AM
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Post by: Miamipuck on November 19, 2017, 08:02:24 AM
If she's 23, how old are you?
AS old as he needs to be.
Post by: Tommy on November 19, 2017, 08:02:32 AM
If she's 23, how old are you?
36.
Half of 36 is 18, plus 7 is 25.
Hmm. Cutting it close.
Post by: Tommy on November 19, 2017, 08:04:15 AM
Question for JE, is staying in Liverpool for a night worth it?
Post by: Johnny English on November 19, 2017, 08:44:59 AM
Btw I'm in Clifden on the west coast of Ireland. I booked the wrong castle hotel, was supposed to be in Galway. No regrets since it's so rural and the views are great. Also I'm kind of a celebrity in the castle since apparently they haven't had an American in years.I think Liverpool is a skeevy pooper full of total cunts, but some people seem to like it.
Question for JE, is staying in Liverpool for a night worth it?
Post by: ukilledkenny on November 19, 2017, 08:47:01 AM
I think Liverpool is a skeevy pooper full of total cunts, but some people seem to like it.
Sounds like Tommy will have a great night
Post by: guinness77 on November 19, 2017, 08:47:19 AM
I think Liverpool is a skeevy pooper full of total cunts, but some people seem to like it.Tell us how you really feel.
Post by: guinness77 on November 19, 2017, 08:47:45 AM
Sounds like Tommy will have a great nightHaha
Post by: Johnny English on November 19, 2017, 09:19:13 AM
Tell us how you really feel.
Seriously though, 24 hours of listening to people talk with that freaking ridiculous accent would be enough to send me postal. It's a truly awful place.
Post by: Miamipuck on November 19, 2017, 09:26:45 AM
Post by: Tommy on November 19, 2017, 10:06:43 AM
Seriously though, 24 hours of listening to people talk with that freaking ridiculous accent would be enough to send me postal. It's a truly awful place.
I'm going more out of convenience. Have to be in London on the 22nd, so I have a day to kill. Rather than spending an extra day in London I figure I'd go somewhere else. Ferry from Dublin to Liverpool is pretty cheap.
Post by: Johnny English on November 19, 2017, 10:16:46 AM
I'm going more out of convenience. Have to be in London on the 22nd, so I have a day to kill. Rather than spending an extra day in London I figure I'd go somewhere else. Ferry from Dublin to Liverpool is pretty cheap.
That's like choosing to spend a day in Newark because you don't want to do an extra night in Manhattan.
If you really don't want to go to London until the 22nd and are looking for somewhere to spend a night on the way, go to Manchester. It's a massively superior city in every single way, unless you have a burning desire to do an overpriced tour of pooper bars where John Lennon's auntie once had a drink and then get mugged on the way back to your hotel.
Also, I just noticed that Man City are home to Feyenood in the Champions' League on Tuesday night. I'll bet you can get a ticket without too much trouble.
Post by: Tommy on November 19, 2017, 10:45:41 AM
That's like choosing to spend a day in Newark because you don't want to do an extra night in Manhattan.
If you really don't want to go to London until the 22nd and are looking for somewhere to spend a night on the way, go to Manchester. It's a massively superior city in every single way, unless you have a burning desire to do an overpriced tour of pooper bars where John Lennon's auntie once had a drink and then get mugged on the way back to your hotel.
Also, I just noticed that Man City are home to Feyenood in the Champions' League on Tuesday night. I'll bet you can get a ticket without too much trouble.
Oh wow. Sounds like a plan. Thanks!
Post by: Fenwyr on November 20, 2017, 01:04:13 AM
Post by: Tommy on November 20, 2017, 03:34:22 AM
I'm just waiting to see how many kidneys he has left after meeting that girl in Amsterdam.
Haha.
I was originally planning on just smoking weed and banging hookers. This would be a nice bonus, if it still happens. The connection could wear off by Sunday.
Post by: Tommy on November 20, 2017, 07:54:58 AM
Post by: Fenwyr on November 20, 2017, 12:46:25 PM
I took a wrong turn to get to an old castle, hopped the fence, and ended up in a bog. Ruined my hiking boots and pants. Not a highlight of the trip, but at least I got to the castle.The video was legit and totally worth it imho.
Post by: Tommy on November 20, 2017, 12:52:40 PM
The video was legit and totally worth it imho.
Thanks. I think so too. Not every day I can explore the ruins of a thousand year old castle.
Post by: MBGreen on November 20, 2017, 01:58:22 PM
a) you're terminally ill and don't give a freak
b) aren't afraid of STDs
c) have a generous budget for hookers
d) want to try new drugs
e) all of the above
Post by: Fenwyr on November 20, 2017, 05:44:21 PM
travelling with Tommy might be a fun exercise if:I think an affinity for drink and a carefree attitude would be enough.
a) you're terminally ill and don't give a freak
b) aren't afraid of STDs
c) have a generous budget for hookers
d) want to try new drugs
e) all of the above
Post by: Badger on November 20, 2017, 05:52:13 PM
travelling with Tommy might be a fun exercise if:
a) you're terminally ill and don't give a freak
b) aren't afraid of STDs
c) have a generous budget for hookers
d) want to try new bogs
e) all of the above
Just say no to bogs.
Post by: Miamipuck on November 20, 2017, 07:22:19 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on November 20, 2017, 07:49:36 PM
Post by: Tommy on November 21, 2017, 02:50:30 AM
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What a gem.
It was closed up so I had to call the number and got yelled at in Welsh by the woman. Her husband finally came down and opened the door to my room that reeked of B.O, and showed me the minibar complete with a jar of milk and a Brita.
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After a few hours of awful sleep I snuck out without paying and headed to the train station on my way to Conwy before going to Manchester for the Champions League match.
On the way I just passed this town:
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Ah, Wales.
Post by: bojanglesman on November 21, 2017, 05:26:47 AM
You drank the milk, didn't you?
Post by: Tommy on November 21, 2017, 05:52:08 AM
You drank the milk, didn't you?
I was starving, so yes.
Post by: MBGreen on November 21, 2017, 07:23:42 AM
I arrived at my bed and breakfast in the small harbor town in Wales called Holyhead at 1am.
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What a gem.
It was closed up so I had to call the number and got yelled at in Welsh by the woman. Her husband finally came down and opened the door to my room that reeked of B.O, and showed me the minibar complete with a jar of milk and a Brita.
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After a few hours of awful sleep I snuck out without paying and headed to the train station on my way to Conwy before going to Manchester for the Champions League match.
On the way I just passed this town:
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Ah, Wales.
Still better than the Anchor
Post by: bojanglesman on November 21, 2017, 07:45:36 AM
Still better than the AnchorExchange semen/milk for unbearable cigarette odor.
Post by: MBGreen on November 21, 2017, 07:56:05 AM
Exchange semen/milk for unbearable cigarette odor.
I'm sure Welsh hookers offer considerably more at a better price than the skidmarks from Queens.
Post by: Johnny English on November 21, 2017, 08:23:29 AM
I'm sure Welsh hookers offer considerably more at a better price than the skidmarks from Queens.
Only someone who has never been to Wales would think something like that. Parts of Wales are beautiful, but the low points are indescribably awful.
Post by: MBGreen on November 21, 2017, 08:27:35 AM
Only someone who has never been to Wales would think something like that. Parts of Wales are beautiful, but the low points are indescribably awful.
I wasn't serious
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 21, 2017, 08:32:54 AM
Post by: Johnny English on November 21, 2017, 08:33:05 AM
I arrived at my bed and breakfast in the small harbor town in Wales called Holyhead at 1am.
.........
After a few hours of awful sleep I snuck out without paying and headed to the train station on my way to Conwy before going to Manchester for the Champions League match.
Why did you go into Holyhead rather than getting the ferry straight to Liverpool and then train to Manchester? It's only about 40 minutes from Liverpool to Manchester.
Also, did you get a ticket for the game yet or are you winging it?
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 21, 2017, 08:36:51 AM
Post by: Tommy on November 21, 2017, 08:45:39 AM
Why did you go into Holyhead rather than getting the ferry straight to Liverpool and then train to Manchester? It's only about 40 minutes from Liverpool to Manchester.
Also, did you get a ticket for the game yet or are you winging it?
I didn't know there was a ferry to Liverpool. Also you told me it was excrement. Anyway I'm glad I ended up in Wales otherwise I wouldn't have known about the Conwy castle.
I got my ticket. Should I buy a Man City jersey or wear my Jets gear?
Post by: Tommy on November 21, 2017, 08:46:10 AM
Tommy enough of these fooking castles, get yourself to the British version of Rick’s ASAP
The last leg of my trip is Amsterdam, so you know it's coming. Patience.
Post by: Johnny English on November 21, 2017, 09:08:04 AM
Ferry from Dublin to Liverpool is pretty cheap.
I didn't know there was a ferry to Liverpool.
I am confused.
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I got my ticket. Should I buy a Man City jersey or wear my Jets gear?
Up to you. No one will really care what you're wearing.
Post by: Tommy on November 21, 2017, 09:49:36 AM
Of course my Fuckn hotel is in the gay district.
If this hotel couldn't be any more gay, you get a complimentary blueberry muffin upon checkin.
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Post by: Tommy on November 21, 2017, 09:49:54 AM
I am confused.
Up to you. No one will really care what you're wearing.
I was at the pub.
Post by: Heismanberg on November 21, 2017, 09:50:56 AM
Post by: Fenwyr on November 21, 2017, 10:27:53 AM
Never got a free blueberry muffin either.
Post by: Johnny English on November 21, 2017, 10:41:35 AM
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Of course my Fuckn hotel is in the gay district.
Canal Street! In the UK road name signs are generally at waist level, but that one got vandalised so often that they had to move it. There used to be a club called the Paradise Factory which was awesome, I went to a record launch party there.
Nightlife down there is excellent, although I'm not sure what it will be like on a Tuesday night.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 21, 2017, 10:58:49 AM
2) The Welsh experience was 100% out of the Trump playbook. Contracted to secure a service, didn’t care for it, unilaterally decided not to pay.
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 21, 2017, 11:09:12 AM
Post by: guinness77 on November 21, 2017, 11:22:36 AM
Post by: Johnny English on November 21, 2017, 12:09:03 PM
So Tommy, did you bed a tranny this evening yet, or what?
Still living vicariously through him, eh?
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 21, 2017, 12:37:05 PM
Still living vicariously through him, eh?
When I got the email from Tapatalk that you had responded to my post, my immediate thought was "freak...vicariously...that's biting me in the derriere."
Post by: ukilledkenny on November 21, 2017, 01:11:01 PM
Post by: Johnny English on November 21, 2017, 01:13:46 PM
I'll actually be a bit jealous if you get some Amsterdam Molly.
There are as many excrement dealers selling crappy overcut product in Amsterdam as there are anywhere else - probably more so if you're buying on the street and you have an American accent.
Post by: ukilledkenny on November 21, 2017, 01:30:20 PM
There are as many excrement dealers selling crappy overcut product in Amsterdam as there are anywhere else - probably more so if you're buying on the street and you have an American accent.
I'm sure, but they also have probably the best quality in the world if you get the good stuff.
Post by: MBGreen on November 21, 2017, 01:35:56 PM
I'm sure, but they also have probably the best quality in the world if you get the good stuff.
they only give the good stuff to Woody Harrelson and Willie Nelson.
Post by: Johnny English on November 21, 2017, 01:36:27 PM
I'm sure, but they also have probably the best quality in the world if you get the good stuff.
Having extensively sampled products in both Amsterdam and the UK, albeit many years ago, I can't say as I remember a particular difference in quality, and I had a very good local hook up. Maybe the quality in North America is significantly lower - I've never tried it over here and I'm not about to start now - but I'd be surprised if there wasn't very high quality domestic product available as well.
Post by: ukilledkenny on November 21, 2017, 02:40:46 PM
Having extensively sampled products in both Amsterdam and the UK, albeit many years ago, I can't say as I remember a particular difference in quality, and I had a very good local hook up. Maybe the quality in North America is significantly lower - I've never tried it over here and I'm not about to start now - but I'd be surprised if there wasn't very high quality domestic product available as well.
It's become one of the more popular places to make it. I think all the ingredients are legal in Amsterdam or something that made it a popular place for production.
Post by: Tommy on November 21, 2017, 02:41:45 PM
Post by: Tommy on November 21, 2017, 02:43:03 PM
Good call suggesting I go to the game, JE. This is Fuckn awesome.
Post by: Johnny English on November 21, 2017, 02:47:11 PM
Post by: Tommy on November 21, 2017, 03:04:57 PM
I've never been to the Etihad but I imagine it's a pretty decent atmosphere. Maine Road used to be a fearsome ground to go to.
Pretty tame to be honest. The loudest fans are the Dutch.
Post by: Tommy on November 21, 2017, 03:23:23 PM
Post by: Johnny English on November 21, 2017, 04:45:57 PM
I should've gone to Liverpool. 5 goals scored in that game.
Would have been even quieter at Anfield than the Etihad though, because Liverpool were playing in Sevilla. Which is in Spain.
Post by: Tommy on November 21, 2017, 04:55:30 PM
Would have been even quieter at Anfield than the Etihad though, because Liverpool were playing in Sevilla. Which is in Spain.
Oh right.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 22, 2017, 05:57:55 AM
Post by: MBGreen on November 22, 2017, 07:28:55 AM
Just checking in for the prostitute updates
his dink fell off in Wales.
Post by: Tommy on November 22, 2017, 09:24:40 AM
Just checking in for the prostitute updates
I'll be in Amsterdam on Saturday. Stay tuned.
Post by: bojanglesman on November 22, 2017, 09:41:41 AM
I'll be in Amsterdam on Saturday. Stay tuned.
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Post by: Tommy on November 25, 2017, 08:33:21 AM
Post by: MBGreen on November 25, 2017, 08:35:52 AM
Had a little scare last night while partying in Soho in London, which is right by Oxfordcurcle station. Rumors about a terrorist attack freaked everyone out and got excrement loads of cops around the area. While walking away we saw a mob of people sprinting towards us, apparently running away from something. I booked like Fuckn Prefontane and left my friend Tina in the dust and jumped into a pub. Turned out to be a false alarm but she wasn't too happy that I left her alone.this post is Tommy certified.
Post by: Tommy on November 26, 2017, 03:29:23 AM
Went to one of those "girls behind the glass" whorehouses after smoking a fat joint, and requested two girls. 100 euro. Upgrade to freak? Another 100. Okay cool. Told the girls to eat each other out while I watch and masturbate Louis CK style, then banged them both and ended with a two tongue blowjob (one licking my balls and one doing the deed). It was heaven.
Only problem is that I had accidentally left the hotel with my entire 1,000 euros. I left the place and went to get some food and realized I had no cash in my pocket. The girls totally robbed me.
I decide to take a cab back to the hotel and the guy said he doesn't take credit cards. Since I already hit my withdrawal limit I had nothing to pay him with. I asked if he'll take PayPal and he refused. So he takes me to the train station ATM, and I decided to try and make a run for it. It's midnight and I have no clue where I'm going I decide to stop by the train fast food stand and have some burgers to bide time before the guy gets fed up and leaves.
Nope. After a half hour he shows up and yells at me for making him wait. Told him I have no way to pay him until 3am PST when my card resets, and I forgot the pin to my credit card cash back. He says he's calling the cops and I said go right ahead. Of course it's not the cops and he's speaking Fuckn Arabic. I shout at him and say I know how the freak Arabic sounds like and even speak some myself. I shouted "Shad! El enta Shad?!" which basically means "are you a bundle of sticks?" He gets pissed and tells me to get in the cab to figure this out, I tell him to go freak himself and he'll have to drag me. "Kuri dul qataar ehhhh?" which means "you want to fight?" He tells me to shut up with my broken Arabic and he doesn't want to fight. hoo-ha. I tell him to let me call my credit card company to work this out. He says okay and goes back to his cab. Idiot. He also says if I try to leave he'll go to my hotel and get my info like he knows who I am.
I then hop the gate and head to a random platform:
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Worried that he'll follow me I hide behind some garbage cans until the train comes then hop on. Some drunk Dutch guys see my NY Jets sweater and ask me why I'm going to the subburbs, told them the story and they all laughed. Then found an uber and went back to the hotel but had to stake it out to see if he's there. Not there. Cool. I then go to the bar to order a Heineken. Chick says bar is closed but I see her pouring her friend a drink. I said what the freak and she said "oh she's my friend." She leaves to talk to her friends and I grab a glass and sloppily pour my own by reaching for the tap, spilling everywhere. She comes back and says that I'm on camera and that she's gonna call the police if I don't get the freak out of there. I chug my frothy beer and head to my room when I get another warning from the concierge.
Before I pass out I find 700 euros on the table.
Post by: sg3 on November 26, 2017, 04:27:57 AM
So I took out 1,000 euros once I got to Amsterdam and was gonna leave 700 at the hotel and only spend 300 for the night.Wow
Went to one of those "girls behind the glass" whorehouses after smoking a fat joint, and requested two girls. 100 euro. Upgrade to freak? Another 100. Okay cool. Told the girls to eat each other out while I watch and masturbate Louis CK style, then banged them both and ended with a two tongue blowjob (one licking my balls and one doing the deed). It was heaven.
Only problem is that I had accidentally left the hotel with my entire 1,000 euros. I left the place and went to get some food and realized I had no cash in my pocket. The girls totally robbed me.
I decide to take a cab back to the hotel and the guy said he doesn't take credit cards. Since I already hit my withdrawal limit I had nothing to pay him with. I asked if he'll take PayPal and he refused. So he takes me to the train station ATM, and I decided to try and make a run for it. It's midnight and I have no clue where I'm going I decide to stop by the train fast food stand and have some burgers to bide time before the guy gets fed up and leaves.
Nope. After a half hour he shows up and yells at me for making him wait. Told him I have no way to pay him until 3am PST when my card resets, and I forgot the pin to my credit card cash back. He says he's calling the cops and I said go right ahead. Of course it's not the cops and he's speaking Fuckn Arabic. I shout at him and say I know how the freak Arabic sounds like and even speak some myself. I shouted "Shad! El enta Shad?!" which basically means "are you a bundle of sticks?" He gets pissed and tells me to get in the cab to figure this out, I tell him to go freak himself and he'll have to drag me. "Kuri dul qataar ehhhh?" which means "you want to fight?" He tells me to shut up with my broken Arabic and he doesn't want to fight. hoo-ha. I tell him to let me call my credit card company to work this out. He says okay and goes back to his cab. Idiot. He also says if I try to leave he'll go to my hotel and get my info like he knows who I am.
I then hop the gate and head to a random platform:
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Worried that he'll follow me I hide behind some garbage cans until the train comes then hop on. Some drunk Dutch guys see my NY Jets sweater and ask me why I'm going to the subburbs, told them the story and they all laughed. Then found an uber and went back to the hotel but had to stake it out to see if he's there. Not there. Cool. I then go to the bar to order a Heineken. Chick says bar is closed but I see her pouring her friend a drink. I said what the freak and she said "oh she's my friend." She leaves to talk to her friends and I grab a glass and sloppily pour my own by reaching for the tap, spilling everywhere. She comes back and says that I'm on camera and that she's gonna call the police if I don't get the freak out of there. I chug my frothy beer and head to my room when I get another warning from the concierge.
Before I pass out I find 700 euros on the table.
You really ARE the typical ugly American Trump supporter
Stiffed a hotel bill
Stiffed a taxi driver
Post by: Tommy on November 26, 2017, 05:52:35 AM
Wow
You really ARE the typical ugly American Trump supporter
Stiffed a hotel bill
Stiffed a taxi driver
Shut the freak up.
Post by: sg3 on November 26, 2017, 06:38:17 AM
Shut the freak up.Don't you have some whoring and stealing from small business owners to do
Like your hero Trump
Post by: bojanglesman on November 26, 2017, 08:06:37 AM
Post by: Badger on November 26, 2017, 08:26:30 AM
Classic Tommy. Wtf with the Louis CK thing though?
How was that the part that stood out to you?
Post by: bojanglesman on November 26, 2017, 08:29:10 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on November 26, 2017, 08:41:31 AM
How was that the part that stood out to you?
Bo was masturbating to Tommy, that's how or even worse Bo masturbates in front of unsuspecting dogs and cats, so he is simpatico with Tommy there.
Post by: bojanglesman on November 26, 2017, 08:56:38 AM
Bo was masturbating to Tommy, that's how or even worse Bo masturbates in front of unsuspecting dogs and cats, so he is simpatico with Tommy there.I also masturbate outside of abandoned Uhauls.
Post by: ukilledkenny on November 26, 2017, 08:57:09 AM
Post by: Tommy on November 26, 2017, 10:16:43 AM
You guys who think Tommy is just a harmless drunk always forget these stories he thinks are cool.
I'm just being honest. I would've loved to have last night turn out a totally different way.
Post by: Tommy on November 26, 2017, 10:17:45 AM
Classic Tommy. Wtf with the Louis CK thing though? Also pics of hookers or it didn't happen.
Well I had to get it up after smoking a giant joint and drinking enough Heineken to kill Gary Busey.
Post by: Tommy on November 26, 2017, 10:19:36 AM
Post by: sg3 on November 26, 2017, 10:46:50 AM
Museum of Prostitution is next. Yes, it's a thing.Seek help.
Seriously, when you need bail money, let us know
Post by: Tommy on November 26, 2017, 10:47:58 AM
Seek help.
Seriously, when you need bail money, let us know
Yeah, I should totally be more like you.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 27, 2017, 09:48:05 AM
You guys who think Tommy is just a harmless drunk always forget these stories he thinks are cool.
At least this one is 100% bullshit.
Post by: MBGreen on November 27, 2017, 09:49:32 AM
At least this one is 100% bullshit.
Sadly, the one about him leaving some chick high n dry while he eludes a potential terrorist attack probably isn't.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 27, 2017, 09:57:41 AM
Sadly, the one about him leaving some chick high n dry while he eludes a potential terrorist attack probably isn't.
This one is just too easy. Tommy always places blame on minorities for not lifting themselves out of poverty, says it's just as easy for them to work their way out like his family did. Then he allegedly dumps on some immigrant who did absolutely nothing wrong and justifies it because he's Arabic, another instance of skipping out on the bill abroad because these people are idiot foreigners and women. I don't buy it. It's like a Tommy fantasy trip that exists only on here and in his own mind.
What really happened? My guess is that he got trashed, got lost, and made up the whole story to make himself feel a little bit better by impressing the people on here who idolize him for being the ignorant poopchute they're too scared to be. It's pretty sad, but it's working out for him.
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 27, 2017, 04:29:38 PM
Post by: Johnny English on November 27, 2017, 04:30:29 PM
I have a one night layover in Seattle before going to Japan. Does anyone have any suggestions for the area?
Don't get drunk and miss your flight.
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 27, 2017, 04:33:20 PM
Don't get drunk and miss your flight.
Yeah that would lead to prosecution.
Post by: guinness77 on November 27, 2017, 04:45:05 PM
I have a one night layover in Seattle before going to Japan. Does anyone have any suggestions for the area?Is there a prostitution museum in Seattle?
Post by: bojanglesman on November 27, 2017, 05:06:05 PM
I have a one night layover in Seattle before going to Japan. Does anyone have any suggestions for the area?I went to Purple Cafe and wine bar. If you like wine it's good. That was 2009, so it's been a while. It's downtown. If you had part of a day I'd tell you to walk through Pike Place market. Good scenery.
Post by: Tommy on November 27, 2017, 05:29:12 PM
This one is just too easy. Tommy always places blame on minorities for not lifting themselves out of poverty, says it's just as easy for them to work their way out like his family did. Then he allegedly dumps on some immigrant who did absolutely nothing wrong and justifies it because he's Arabic, another instance of skipping out on the bill abroad because these people are idiot foreigners and women. I don't buy it. It's like a Tommy fantasy trip that exists only on here and in his own mind.
What really happened? My guess is that he got trashed, got lost, and made up the whole story to make himself feel a little bit better by impressing the people on here who idolize him for being the ignorant poopchute they're too scared to be. It's pretty sad, but it's working out for him.
The guy being Arab had nothing to do with it.
Post by: sg3 on November 27, 2017, 06:03:57 PM
The guy being Arab had nothing to do with it.Of course Donald
You would have cheated this hard working small business worker out of his legitimately earned fee regardless of his looks or language
Like you cheated the hotel owners out of their fee
I read a book about you once
It was called either The Art of the Steal: stiffing contractors
OR
Tommyanne: the Ugly Republican American
Post by: Tommy on November 28, 2017, 01:15:30 AM
Of course Donald
You would have cheated this hard working small business worker out of his legitimately earned fee regardless of his looks or language
Like you cheated the hotel owners out of their fee
I read a book about you once
It was called either The Art of the Steal: stiffing contractors
OR
Tommyanne: the Ugly Republican American
I know this is your schtick but you're missing the point. I did not have any cash to pay the guy and he refused to take my credit card, which basically left me no choice but to bail. I left thousands of euros all over Europe for small business owners to enjoy.
Post by: Tommy on November 28, 2017, 01:25:15 AM
This one is just too easy. Tommy always places blame on minorities for not lifting themselves out of poverty, says it's just as easy for them to work their way out like his family did. Then he allegedly dumps on some immigrant who did absolutely nothing wrong and justifies it because he's Arabic, another instance of skipping out on the bill abroad because these people are idiot foreigners and women. I don't buy it. It's like a Tommy fantasy trip that exists only on here and in his own mind.
What really happened? My guess is that he got trashed, got lost, and made up the whole story to make himself feel a little bit better by impressing the people on here who idolize him for being the ignorant poopchute they're too scared to be. It's pretty sad, but it's working out for him.
Like I said, the guy being Arab has nothing to do with it. You may not know this since you probably have never left Santa Monica, but arabs and North Africans make a pretty sizeable minority in Western Europe. Chances are if you were to take a cab or an uber they'd speak either Arabic or polish.
You don't have to believe any of my stories. You can just continue pretending to have the moral high ground while reminiscing about the years in your prime that you spent changing diapers and letting your wife be the breadwinner.
I'm honest about what I do because I don't give a freak and have no moral compass. I do what I want. If people find it entertaining, then great. If people find it repulsive, then that's them pretending that they wouldn't want to be banging hookers and doing blow. The sad part is that you actually believe that teaching your kids how to read and giving them lectures about white privilege is somehow rewarding. We both know you'd rather be doing what I'm doing. You can't so that's why you're bitter and being a bundle of sticks.
Post by: sg3 on November 28, 2017, 01:25:49 AM
I know this is your schtick but you're missing the point. I did not have any cash to pay the guy and he refused to take my credit card, which basically left me no choice but to bail. I left thousands of euros all over Europe for small business owners to enjoy.And your Access Hollywood tape was FAKE also, amirite?
Post by: Tommy on November 28, 2017, 01:26:19 AM
And your Access Hollywood tape was FAKE also, amirite?
You're an idiot.
Post by: sg3 on November 28, 2017, 01:35:05 AM
I have no moral compass. I do what I want. sad
Probably your most honest post ever, Mr Trump. You should definitely tweet it out to the entire world at 5 AM
Post by: Tommy on November 28, 2017, 01:41:28 AM
Probably your most honest post ever, Mr Trump. You should definitely tweet it out to the entire world at 5 AM
Ha. Nice. Funny thing is that people actually believe that I give a flying freak about what happens to this country. I just hate those who complain about nonsense that doesn't matter.
Post by: Tommy on November 28, 2017, 02:02:46 AM
Went back to the red light district to go "window shopping".
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This time I actually had 400 euros on me that disappeared after a 100 euro session. Got robbed. Oh well. I can afford to not give a excrement unlike the one black guy that Iggy knows.
Had dinner with that Dutch chick I met in Dublin who was completely smitten by the loud and annoying American wearing a Jets sweater:
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She didn't want to come back to my place, but convinced her that we'd just be having a few drinks at the hotel bar. She woke up at 3am feeling like a slut and rode her bike home like a true Dutchess. Now I know why Dutch girls have great bodies.
Anyway, last leg of my trip. Off to Paris for a night then back to Dublin for my return trip. I don't speak French so I'll likely just grab a Russian, Tunisian, or Albanian hooker while there. If I'm lucky it'll be Liam Neeson's daughter.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 28, 2017, 05:41:07 AM
Post by: MBGreen on November 28, 2017, 07:44:47 AM
Post by: JFIF on November 28, 2017, 08:09:57 AM
Post by: Johnny English on November 28, 2017, 08:16:15 AM
If people find it entertaining, then great. If people find it repulsive, then that's them pretending that they wouldn't want to be banging hookers and doing blow.
I don't have any particularly strong feelings about your little spat, but I'm going to have to pull you up here. I appreciate that you can't begin to imagine how someone wouldn't want to be spending their nights climbing up a rented gash with a head full of baby powder, boric acid and creatine, but claiming that people are either jealous or denying to themselves that they're jealous is to say the least a little delusional.
Post by: Tommy on November 28, 2017, 08:34:15 AM
I don't have any particularly strong feelings about your little spat, but I'm going to have to pull you up here. I appreciate that you can't begin to imagine how someone wouldn't want to be spending their nights climbing up a rented gash with a head full of baby powder, boric acid and creatine, but claiming that people are either jealous or denying to themselves that they're jealous is to say the least a little delusional.
No I get it. That was just a knee-jerk post.
Post by: Tommy on November 28, 2017, 08:36:14 AM
Did you carve a pumpkin for that Dutch chick while you were waiting for your dinner, Tommy?
She called the Statue of Liberty the "Liberty of Statue". Adorable.
Post by: Tommy on November 28, 2017, 08:36:38 AM
How are you such a mark
How am I a sucker? I'm doing exactly what I wanted to do out here.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 28, 2017, 08:43:02 AM
How am I a sucker? I'm doing exactly what I wanted to do out here.
JFIF gets the females to pay him to bang
Post by: Tommy on November 28, 2017, 09:43:30 AM
JFIF gets the females to pay him to bang
Hahahaha.
You're right, I'm a shnook.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 28, 2017, 09:48:37 AM
Post by: Tommy on November 28, 2017, 09:50:52 AM
Bo was right. Clearly Tommy doesn't give a freak and can't be tweaked.
You're realizing this now after all these years?
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 28, 2017, 09:58:00 AM
You're realizing this now after all these years?
Oh no, I've always known that it actually gets to you. Your little rants every so often just show everyone else. Well done. I'm glad to know you spent time on your trip ranting about what some stranger on the internet said about you. It's touching how much you care. I can freely admit that you repulse me, but you have to project this air of someone who doesn't give a freak what anyone thinks. It's bullshit, though. Unfortunately, these people that you come across briefly in Europe don't know who you are when they come across you, and any sense of decency that they may expect in their day to day dealings with people is thrown out the window. I feel sorry for anyone who ever has or will encounter you. Their lives are inevitably worse for it.
The only positive about this is that some people robbed you. Not because that's model behavior, but your professed apathy about it seems to make it a wash. freak over and be fucked over in some kind of zero sum game. That's a win.
Post by: guinness77 on November 28, 2017, 10:09:28 AM
I don't have any particularly strong feelings about your little spat, but I'm going to have to pull you up here. I appreciate that you can't begin to imagine how someone wouldn't want to be spending their nights climbing up a rented gash with a head full of baby powder, boric acid and creatine, but claiming that people are either jealous or denying to themselves that they're jealous is to say the least a little delusional.This right here. I have zero desire to do even a modicum of what Tommy's doing. Even in my wildest days, which (again) trust me, I'm happy those days are done, I had no desire to do any of this. I don't begrudge others for what they do however. I don't think it's particularly right, but I'm hardly judge or jury here.
Post by: Fenwyr on November 28, 2017, 10:28:03 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on November 28, 2017, 12:53:09 PM
This right here. I have zero desire to do even a modicum of what Tommy's doing. Even in my wildest days, which (again) trust me, I'm happy those days are done, I had no desire to do any of this. I don't begrudge others for what they do however. I don't think it's particularly right, but I'm hardly judge or jury here.
I have been around blow many times and have never done it once and have less than a zero desire to do it. I always leave, if possible, once it's made clear others are using it. I have also been propositioned by many a hooker/pro/escort and similarly have zero desire to do that as well....never have and never will
Post by: guinness77 on November 28, 2017, 01:05:30 PM
I have been around blow many times and have never done it once and have less than a zero desire to do it. I always leave, if possible, once it's made clear others are using it. I have also been propositioned by many a hooker/pro/escort and similarly have zero desire to do that as well....never have and never willExactly. To be honest, even the traveling to Europe thing has zero appeal to me. Maybe Germany too see whatever family I have still there. I've only met most of them once or twice when I was a kid.
Frankly, I've had enough of what I consider to be fun at this point. I'm lucky I made it through the first time around. A second time? No thanks
Post by: MBGreen on November 28, 2017, 01:16:13 PM
Exactly. To be honest, even the traveling to Europe thing has zero appeal to me. Maybe Germany too see whatever family I have still there. I've only met most of them once or twice when I was a kid.
Frankly, I've had enough of what I consider to be fun at this point. I'm lucky I made it through the first time around. A second time? No thanks
a trip to Europe is still on my bucket list. I'd like to see Germany, Greece, Spain, and Italy. Perhaps when my mortgage is paid off.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 28, 2017, 01:20:45 PM
a trip to Europe is still on my bucket list. I'd like to see Germany, Greece, Spain, and Italy. Perhaps when my mortgage is paid off.
I'll be in Italy and Greece in April. I'll send you a postcard.
Post by: bojanglesman on November 28, 2017, 01:29:54 PM
Post by: MBGreen on November 28, 2017, 01:30:48 PM
I'll be in Italy and Greece in April. I'll send you a postcard.
oh yeah? that's awesome... I'm jealous.
i'll have to pick your brain when I get my chance to go.
Post by: MBGreen on November 28, 2017, 01:31:32 PM
I'd like to go when the kids are a little older. Not sure which places I'd like to go over yonder.
I'm gonna suggest Bratislava...I heard it smells like the Anchor.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 28, 2017, 01:35:35 PM
oh yeah? that's awesome... I'm jealous.
i'll have to pick your brain when I get my chance to go.
Only 10 days. No kids. We'll take the kids next year to the UK and Paris.
Post by: MBGreen on November 28, 2017, 01:45:33 PM
Only 10 days. No kids. We'll take the kids next year to the UK and Paris.
Which cities are you planning on visiting?
Post by: Miamipuck on November 28, 2017, 01:51:22 PM
Which cities are you planning on visiting?Portage la Prairie, Brandon, Steinbach, and Thomson.
Post by: MBGreen on November 28, 2017, 01:52:47 PM
Portage la Prairie, Brandon, Steinbach, and Thomson.
the tour of death
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 28, 2017, 01:52:57 PM
Which cities are you planning on visiting?
Rome, Florence, Delphi, Athens.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 28, 2017, 01:59:50 PM
the tour of death
Splash Island Park is on my bucket list.
Post by: MBGreen on November 28, 2017, 02:07:54 PM
Splash Island Park is on my bucket list.
lol
I've never been....and it's not on my bucket list.
Post by: ons on November 29, 2017, 02:16:37 AM
Post by: sg3 on November 29, 2017, 04:33:21 AM
Tommy the coked up prostitute freaking minor criminal. If Tommy were black and randomly killed by police these posts would be the 'evidence' that other people like Tommy use to prove that his death was deserved.Trump would call him an SOB and call for the death penalty (if he were only wounded) as he did for the five innocent kids erroneously charged in the Central Park.jogger case
Post by: mj2sexay on November 29, 2017, 06:50:34 PM
Spent three very high days there on a free weekend when I studied abroad in Italy. Took a tour of the Anne Frank house to at least convince myself I got a little culture, then did nothing but smoke hash and enjoy watching the 2010 world cup with some of the natives.
FWIW, some of the nicest people in Europe. Italians tend to be shitbags, and don't even get me started on the French.
Post by: Badger on November 30, 2017, 07:58:48 PM
FWIW, some of the nicest people in Europe. Italians tend to be shitbags, and don't even get me started on the French.
Eyyy a boopity boppa fucka you
Post by: sg3 on December 03, 2017, 04:55:52 AM
Hopefully not detained by Interpol for his thefts from the hotelkeeper and taxi driver
Post by: Badger on December 03, 2017, 07:39:44 AM
Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 03, 2017, 01:59:51 PM
I wouldn't hold my breath for any more updates.
It concerns me what he might be up to now that he's not spending countless hours on here.
Post by: Koz on March 02, 2018, 06:35:32 AM
Post by: MBGreen on March 02, 2018, 08:17:18 AM
Any Universal Orlando fans here? We booked for the summer and while I'm a Disney expert, I'm a Universal virgin.
I went back-to-back years in 2013 and 2014....and we're going again in May of this year.
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 02, 2018, 01:16:50 PM
Any Universal Orlando fans here? We booked for the summer and while I'm a Disney expert, I'm a Universal virgin.
Universal is so much better than Disney to my family and me. I'm not even a serious Harry Potter fan, but The Wizarding World of Harry Potter is amazing.
Disney is cool for the nostalgia and if you have small kids. Universal is just a lot more fun if you enjoy amusement parks. The rides are so much better.
The Hogwarts ride in Potter World is one of my favorite rides I've ever been on, and I love roller coasters (it's not a roller coaster). In the newer Harry Potter area, there is a Gringots ride, which has some of the features found on the Hogwarts ride. Taking the railroad ride between the two parks is even fun.
There's a restaurant across the "street" from the Dragon coaster in Potter World. It's the only restaurant inside of an amusement park we'll actually eat at. I can't recall the name though.
There's a Spider-Man ride too that has some fun features like the Potter rides above.
If you like roller coasters, try the Aerosmith ride.
Post by: d sw0rdz on March 02, 2018, 08:46:17 PM
i have a few days off at the end of march. none of my friends/family have a substantial amount of time off at that time, so im looking for a few places to travel to for a few days, just in the states, nothing international (despite initially wanting to go to morocco), just on my own. one of the places i have on my list is orlando. i'd spend a couple of days just chilling around the city but id also spend two days at the two parks, universal studios and island of adventure.
Post by: Heismanberg on March 02, 2018, 10:35:13 PM
universal is just.....awesome. koz, youre in for a treat. youll have a great time
i have a few days off at the end of march. none of my friends/family have a substantial amount of time off at that time, so im looking for a few places to travel to for a few days, just in the states, nothing international (despite initially wanting to go to morocco), just on my own. one of the places i have on my list is orlando. i'd spend a couple of days just chilling around the city but id also spend two days at the two parks, universal studios and island of adventure.
Don't come to New Orleans. Bourbon Street is under construction. It's already a pooper of a city without that mess going on.
Post by: Koz on March 08, 2018, 07:47:28 AM
Post by: Badger on April 25, 2018, 09:58:02 AM
Anything I should look out for or take advantage of while we're there? Not sure where on the cape we'll be.
Post by: MBGreen on April 25, 2018, 10:00:19 AM
Supposed to be going to Cape Cod in July for a belated wedding celebration clambake (they got courthouse married in the fall, baby is due now, they are waiting to have the kid before they set actual plans).
Anything I should look out for or take advantage of while we're there? Not sure where on the cape we'll be.
eat seafood until you explode, and report back.
Post by: Badger on April 25, 2018, 10:02:24 AM
eat seafood until you explode
That's a given.
Post by: MBGreen on April 25, 2018, 10:03:37 AM
That's a given.
make sure your appetite embarrasses the family.
Post by: Badger on April 25, 2018, 10:07:57 AM
make sure your appetite embarrasses the family.
My wife's family has already seen me eat, I think I've normalized it for them.
Post by: MBGreen on April 25, 2018, 10:20:18 AM
My wife's family has already seen me eat, I think I've normalized it for them.
then you're not eating hard enough.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 25, 2018, 11:33:24 AM
Supposed to be going to Cape Cod in July for a belated wedding celebration clambake (they got courthouse married in the fall, baby is due now, they are waiting to have the kid before they set actual plans).
Anything I should look out for or take advantage of while we're there? Not sure where on the cape we'll be.
Cape Cod Summer Baseball league is a regional phenomenon. Should be low to no cost and something you could bring the family to. There’s about 10+ teams situated in the various towns along the cape so maybe you’ll be near one.
I’ve been to the Cape a bunch of times as a youte but it was always in the spring. I remember rocky beaches, lobster rolls, and record setting mini golf performances.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 25, 2018, 11:35:52 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 25, 2018, 01:16:34 PM
and record setting mini golf performances.
SixFeetDeep Spieth.
Post by: Koz on May 04, 2018, 08:00:24 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on May 04, 2018, 08:10:32 AM
Just tacked on a week in Marathon Key to our Universal trip. Know nothing about the keys region other than that Jimmy Buffet is a fan and that people get naked in Key West. Need to take some time to look at options.
I haven't been to the Keys, but every year I tell myself I'm going to go. From what I hear, the drive along the Keys is awesome. It goes without saying, but post titty pics.
Post by: MBGreen on May 04, 2018, 08:13:38 AM
Just tacked on a week in Marathon Key to our Universal trip. Know nothing about the keys region other than that Jimmy Buffet is a fan and that people get naked in Key West. Need to take some time to look at options.Im heading to Universal today...ill check each of the rides to make sure they can fit your head.
Post by: bojanglesman on May 04, 2018, 09:32:51 AM
Im heading to Universal today...ill check each of the rides to make sure they can fit your head.
Don't bother. There's a reason Koz drives convertibles.
Post by: AlioTheFool on May 04, 2018, 09:41:35 AM
Im heading to Universal today...ill check each of the rides to make sure they can fit your head.
Hogwarts ride FTW!
Gringots ride too!
Post by: MBGreen on May 04, 2018, 10:09:12 AM
Hogwarts ride FTW!There's a ride called "mustache rides" here with a pic of puck dressed up like Luigi. I think I'll skip that one
Gringots ride too!
Post by: Koz on May 04, 2018, 10:41:30 AM
Hogwarts ride FTW!
Gringots ride too!
poopchute goes all the way to MCO but is afraid to cross one bridge and show his face for a tailgate.
Post by: bojanglesman on May 04, 2018, 10:46:44 AM
poopchute goes all the way to MCO but is afraid to cross one bridge and show his face for a tailgate.Florida fits his culture better.
Post by: AlioTheFool on May 04, 2018, 10:47:44 AM
poopchute goes all the way to MCO but is afraid to cross one bridge and show his face for a tailgate.
I cross that bridge all the time (I'll be doing it this Sunday, in fact). And I'm not afraid to attend a tailgate.
Post by: MBGreen on May 04, 2018, 11:00:47 AM
Post by: Koz on May 04, 2018, 11:08:07 AM
I cross that bridge all the time (I'll be doing it this Sunday, in fact). And I'm not afraid to attend a tailgate.If you have one eye, moobies or a large head, we will not pass judgment.
Post by: Jumbo on May 04, 2018, 11:11:18 AM
The milf tittie levels at Islands of Adventure are at a 10 today. Lots of Latinas.
Excuse me but this is a Christian forum, no cursing allowed
Post by: Miamipuck on May 04, 2018, 11:42:13 AM
Just tacked on a week in Marathon Key to our Universal trip. Know nothing about the keys region other than that Jimmy Buffet is a fan and that people get naked in Key West. Need to take some time to look at options.
Hahaha I fished the Keys at least once a week for 12 years. I fished Islamorada, Marathon and Key West. FYI, it's generally just called Marathon not Marathon Key.......anyhow, I know some really good Captains if you want to fish. I also know a restaurant or two where you must take your family. I would start with Keys Fisheries, it's Mile Marker 49.5 not far from the end of Marathon proper. It's right on the water (Gulf Side), there are tons of fish around it you can feed, and I would suspect you will want to eat there more than once for lunch/dinner, it was one of our go to spots. The seafood bisque is awesome. Another FYI, everything in the Keys revolves around Mile Markers as the way point.
Serious, get in touch with me. The Keys were my stomping grounds for years and my family has property there. Depending on what you want I can recommend Captains from very good to being able to catch fish in a glass of milk, depending on how much you would like to spend.
Post by: Koz on May 04, 2018, 12:09:23 PM
Hahaha I fished the Keys at least once a week for 12 years. I fished Islamorada, Marathon and Key West. FYI, it's generally just called Marathon not Marathon Key.......anyhow, I know some really good Captains if you want to fish. I also know a restaurant or two where you must take your family. I would start with Keys Fisheries, it's Mile Marker 49.5 not far from the end of Marathon proper. It's right on the water (Gulf Side), there are tons of fish around it you can feed, and I would suspect you will want to eat there more than once for lunch/dinner, it was one of our go to spots. The seafood bisque is awesome. Another FYI, everything in the Keys revolves around Mile Markers as the way point.
Serious, get in touch with me. The Keys were my stomping grounds for years and my family has property there. Depending on what you want I can recommend Captains from very good to being able to catch fish in a glass of milk, depending on how much you would like to spend.
Thanks Puck, comments are very much appreciated and well-received. For once, you've provided comment where it doesn't seem as though you are talking out of your derriere! By the way, if I tell people in those restaurants that you sent me, will I still be served?
Post by: Koz on May 04, 2018, 12:10:30 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on May 04, 2018, 12:14:14 PM
Thanks Puck, comments are very much appreciated and well-received. For once, you've provided comment where it doesn't seem as though you are talking out of your derriere! By the way, if I tell people in those restaurants that you sent me, will I still be served?
Served, I am not sure but I do know you will be shot on site, so there's that.
Anyway, I know tons of places all over the Keys and can recommend stuff for you to do virtually every single day for weeks.
Post by: Koz on May 04, 2018, 12:25:57 PM
Served, I am not sure but I do know you will be shot on site, so there's that.
Anyway, I know tons of places all over the Keys and can recommend stuff for you to do virtually every single day for weeks.
Good to know, thanks.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 04, 2018, 12:30:02 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on May 04, 2018, 12:56:06 PM
Thanks Puck, comments are very much appreciated and well-received. For once, you've provided comment where it doesn't seem as though you are talking out of your derriere! By the way, if I tell people in those restaurants that you sent me, will I still be served?Only appetizers.
Post by: bojanglesman on May 15, 2018, 12:05:20 PM
Any idea what the least expensive way to get into Manhattan is? It's cheaper to park further away, but it's outweighed by a more expensive train ride. I thought about trying the NY waterway ferry.
Post by: MBGreen on May 15, 2018, 12:12:05 PM
Planning a summer trip to Manhattan with the kids next month. My son wants to see Empire State building, Central Park and a few other things. Going to get a hotel in Manhattan. Anyway, we're going to drive up from Virginia, but I don't want to drive in the city. Previous times when it was just me I've parked at an Amtrak station somewhere outside the city and took the train in.
Any idea what the least expensive way to get into Manhattan is? It's cheaper to park further away, but it's outweighed by a more expensive train ride. I thought about trying the NY waterway ferry.
stay and park at the anchor
take 25 cab rides into the city
profit
Post by: bojanglesman on May 15, 2018, 12:13:16 PM
stay and park at the anchorKnew that was coming. 25 cabs would take me 147 years to successfully hail.
take 25 cab rides into the city
profit
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 15, 2018, 12:13:34 PM
Planning a summer trip to Manhattan with the kids next month. My son wants to see Empire State building, Central Park and a few other things. Going to get a hotel in Manhattan. Anyway, we're going to drive up from Virginia, but I don't want to drive in the city. Previous times when it was just me I've parked at an Amtrak station somewhere outside the city and took the train in.
Any idea what the least expensive way to get into Manhattan is? It's cheaper to park further away, but it's outweighed by a more expensive train ride. I thought about trying the NY waterway ferry.
We’re
Going
To
Rick’s
Post by: bojanglesman on May 15, 2018, 12:15:26 PM
We’reDoes Rick's have kids menu? Don't answer that.
Going
To
Rick’s
Post by: MBGreen on May 15, 2018, 12:15:56 PM
Does Rick's have kids menu? Don't answer that.
Ginger kids eat for free
Post by: bojanglesman on May 15, 2018, 12:17:12 PM
Ginger kids eat for free"Put your breasts away ma'am! I need an order of chicken fingers, a plain cheeseburger with applesauce........."
Post by: bojanglesman on May 15, 2018, 12:17:49 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 15, 2018, 12:19:05 PM
Post by: MBGreen on May 15, 2018, 12:20:07 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on May 15, 2018, 12:40:18 PM
There a couple of new hotels that were just built in the area near my kid's school (Fresh Meadows). It's not really close to the railroad, but it's close to buses that go to the subway. I think one of them is a Quality Inn.
Cheap hotels, pricewise, but in good neighborhoods.
I don't know about Brooklyn or Staten Island. But you could also look at hotels in Nassau and take the LIRR from there instead of Bayside.
Post by: Badger on May 15, 2018, 01:44:36 PM
I assume there's some sort of long term park & ride in NJ that would work but I don't know specifics since I will never do that.
Post by: bojanglesman on May 15, 2018, 01:51:52 PM
Staying in Brooklyn is too hip and expensive, and he probably doesn't hate his family enough to stay on Staten Island.Metropark in NJ. I've done it before and it's probably what I'll do again.
I assume there's some sort of long term park & ride in NJ that would work but I don't know specifics since I will never do that.
Post by: AlioTheFool on May 15, 2018, 02:47:28 PM
Staying in Brooklyn is too hip and expensive, and he probably doesn't hate his family enough to stay on Staten Island.
I assume there's some sort of long term park & ride in NJ that would work but I don't know specifics since I will never do that.
This isn't the Darnold thread, so I'll just go ahead and say I wouldn't wish Jersey on my worst enemy.
Post by: Johnny English on May 15, 2018, 03:20:18 PM
Post by: Badger on May 15, 2018, 03:41:32 PM
This isn't the Darnold thread, so I'll just go ahead and say I wouldn't wish Jersey on my worst enemy.
Well he's staying in the city, he's just parking in NJ, which is fine because his car doesn't have a soul.
Post by: AlioTheFool on May 15, 2018, 03:53:31 PM
Well he's staying in the city, he's just parking in NJ, which is fine because his car doesn't have a soul.
True enough, but it'll take 3 showers a day to get that off.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 16, 2018, 07:17:44 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on May 16, 2018, 09:13:51 AM
See how much the long term parking is at Newark Airport. Public transportation to and fro should be relatively inexpensive as you will only have to do it there and back. It would probably be something like 15-20 bucks a day. Which isn't too too bad
Metropark parking is $9 per day, but it's a longer train ride, which isn't a big deal. My son loves trains. I had it in my head that the NJT train was more expensive than it actually is from Metropark. I'll check the parking and train cost at Newark to see how it compares.
I looked into that NY waterway ferry, but the parking is a bit pricey.
Post by: bojanglesman on June 02, 2018, 09:31:50 AM
Post by: Badger on June 02, 2018, 09:59:19 AM
Post by: delavan on June 02, 2018, 10:22:33 AM
Midtown East: great hole in the wall pizzaria (My Pie) on Lex betwn 57th and 56th (cool Harley Davidson showroom next door) Go west on 57th over to 5th Av., turn right and pass Grand Army Plaza and into Central Park at 59th (stay on Park Road [pedestrian-only] running north and parallel to 5th Ave.). Central Pk. Zoo is straight ahead at around 64th st. (btw, the park's now car-free south of 72nd st. as of yesterday). From there, Musesum of Nat. Hist. on Central Pk. West and 79th and while on the west side you could cab it down to the Intrepid Air & Space Museum on the Hudson at 46th st.
Post by: guinness77 on June 02, 2018, 10:52:47 AM
Post by: Johnny English on June 02, 2018, 11:17:19 AM
I’m gonna second the Intrepid suggestion. I know your son loves boats and the water and that’s an awesome spot for both of those things.
Intrepid looks amazing, it's on my list for the next time I visit. I will never, ever get bored of being that close to a Space Shuttle; I think it's one of the greatest achievements in human history.
Post by: MBGreen on June 02, 2018, 11:30:05 AM
Any recommendations for fun stuff for a 2 and 6 year old in Manhattan? Going to be there next weekend with the fam. Son wants to see Empire State Building and Central Park. Probably the Museum of Natural History too. Any other stuff? I'm going to be staying in Midtown East. I'll try to find a good pizza joint to show my kids what good pizza tastes like.Take em to Rick's
Give our best to Tommy.
Post by: bojanglesman on June 02, 2018, 12:21:59 PM
Take em to Rick's
Give our best to Tommy.
Well that's a given.
Post by: bojanglesman on June 02, 2018, 12:22:41 PM
Pizza/Central Pk/Museum Nat.Hist.
Midtown East: great hole in the wall pizzaria (My Pie) on Lex betwn 57th and 56th (cool Harley Davidson showroom next door) Go west on 57th over to 5th Av., turn right and pass Grand Army Plaza and into Central Park at 59th (stay on Park Road [pedestrian-only] running north and parallel to 5th Ave.). Central Pk. Zoo is straight ahead at around 64th st. (btw, the park's now car-free south of 72nd st. as of yesterday). From there, Musesum of Nat. Hist. on Central Pk. West and 79th and while on the west side you could cab it down to the Intrepid Air & Space Museum on the Hudson at 46th st.
Thanks, man. Perfect.
Post by: bojanglesman on June 02, 2018, 12:23:53 PM
One thing I like to recommend to people looking for the skyscraper experience is going to the observation deck at 30 Rockefeller Plaza. That way you actually get to look at the ESB plus all the other great views. Unless it's really important to your 6 year old that he goes up in the ESB, then just do that.
I think he does want to go up in the ESB specifically. If we have time, maybe we can do the Rockefeller one too.
Post by: bojanglesman on June 02, 2018, 12:27:42 PM
I’m gonna second the Intrepid suggestion. I know your son loves boats and the water and that’s an awesome spot for both of those things.
I think I can get in for free there. I have a museum membership here in Virginia and the Intrepid museum on on their reciprocal admission program.
Post by: guinness77 on June 02, 2018, 12:54:00 PM
Intrepid looks amazing, it's on my list for the next time I visit. I will never, ever get bored of being that close to a Space Shuttle; I think it's one of the greatest achievements in human history.I haven’t been there in like 7 or 8 years but I never get tired of going there. I always feel like a kid there.
Post by: bojanglesman on June 02, 2018, 01:33:25 PM
Post by: Badger on June 08, 2018, 01:15:44 PM
If any of you turds will be in the city June 8-10, let me know, maybe we can grab a beer.
I'm working until noon tomorrow, what does your afternoon/evening look like? I could talk to my wife about bringing the kids into the city for dinner or something tomorrow.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 13, 2018, 09:29:59 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on August 21, 2018, 10:54:09 AM
The Airbnbs and all of the hotels are ridiculously overpriced for what you get. I don't mind forking over some cash to stay in a nice spot, but this is pissing me off. Trying to book a month in advance and the prices are basically double what we spent to stay in New Orleans, Dallas, and Phoenix.
Post by: bojanglesman on August 21, 2018, 12:15:32 PM
My pizza wants to go to Austin for her birthday and it has to be the most overpriced city I've ever traveled to.Trade the pizza for a 4th rounder and a trip to Houston.
The Airbnbs and all of the hotels are ridiculously overpriced for what you get. I don't mind forking over some cash to stay in a nice spot, but this is pissing me off. Trying to book a month in advance and the prices are basically double what we spent to stay in New Orleans, Dallas, and Phoenix.
Post by: IATA on August 22, 2018, 09:41:41 AM
My pizza wants to go to Austin for her birthday and it has to be the most overpriced city I've ever traveled to.
The Airbnbs and all of the hotels are ridiculously overpriced for what you get. I don't mind forking over some cash to stay in a nice spot, but this is pissing me off. Trying to book a month in advance and the prices are basically double what we spent to stay in New Orleans, Dallas, and Phoenix.
austin is expensive in general, but it really jumps up in the summer and for the month before and around all their freaking festivals. it's at its cheapest in like april
Post by: Badger on August 28, 2018, 08:19:51 PM
Post by: MBGreen on December 12, 2018, 07:58:09 AM
lol
Post by: Pope on December 13, 2018, 05:56:26 PM
On another note I just got back from Monterey, CA. Spent a week down in Pacific Grove playing the Pebble Beach courses and Pasatiempo. Weather was perfect which was a nice bonus
Post by: IATA on December 14, 2018, 02:24:44 AM
Post by: Koz on December 14, 2018, 07:19:39 AM
he still does stuff on facebook. he moved to socal, so hes presumably spending most of his time in WeHoHookers and blow.
Post by: Pope on December 14, 2018, 10:47:05 AM
Post by: MBGreen on December 14, 2018, 01:34:01 PM
Wonder if he and Iggy hang out a lot
Iggy is his father-in-law
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 28, 2019, 08:30:33 PM
Post by: MBGreen on January 28, 2019, 08:42:36 PM
Getting married this summer. I’m tasked with planning the honeymoon. All suggestions on a location are welcomeSunny Winnipeg, MB
You’re welcome
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 28, 2019, 09:35:20 PM
Sunny Winnipeg, MB
You’re welcome
Do I get to stay in the man cave? It’s an ideal place to conceive
Post by: Heismanberg on January 28, 2019, 09:36:26 PM
Getting married this summer. I’m tasked with planning the honeymoon. All suggestions on a location are welcome
Check out Hotel Punta Morro in Ensenada, Mexico and the Campera Hotel Bubble.
They're about 30 minutes apart and about 2 hours from San Diego. One of the most beautiful places we've been in the last few years.
Post by: Johnny English on January 28, 2019, 11:14:25 PM
Getting married this summer. I’m tasked with planning the honeymoon. All suggestions on a location are welcomeHow far are you planning on travelling?
Post by: Pope on January 28, 2019, 11:55:24 PM
Getting married this summer. I’m tasked with planning the honeymoon. All suggestions on a location are welcomeMan or woman?
Post by: MBGreen on January 29, 2019, 08:28:28 AM
Do I get to stay in the man cave? It’s an ideal place to conceive
Bring your own paper towels to clean up, and i think we can work something out.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 29, 2019, 08:55:51 AM
How far are you planning on travelling?
She’ll go wherever, i.e. somewhere in Europe or South Pacific is game, my ideal location will prob end up being in Carribean or Central America. I told her a flight to Bali averages 27 hours yesterday and she was unphased. I don’t think I could handle that.
Going in Sept, would prefer somewhere warm. 99% sure we’ll be leaving U.S.
The idea of going to Europe is growing on me, but it seems like a lot more work/planning/travel than sitting on a beach getting drunk. I’m not a huge sightseer and don’t know if I would appreciate Spain/France/Italy. Germany for Oktoberfest sounds p cool. I think I would be more of an England/Ireland type of person but idk if this is a good trip for that.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 29, 2019, 08:57:45 AM
Man or woman?
We don’t identify by genders, it’s an amorphous gender fluid relationship. Allows for plenty of opportunity for cuckholding as well
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 29, 2019, 09:07:19 AM
Check out Hotel Punta Morro in Ensenada, Mexico and the Campera Hotel Bubble.
They're about 30 minutes apart and about 2 hours from San Diego. One of the most beautiful places we've been in the last few years.
Love Mexico. been there once- to Cabo San Lucas/San Jose Del Cabo- it was amazing. Thanks for the suggestion to check out.
Post by: Johnny English on January 29, 2019, 09:50:42 AM
She’ll go wherever, i.e. somewhere in Europe or South Pacific is game, my ideal location will prob end up being in Carribean or Central America. I told her a flight to Bali averages 27 hours yesterday and she was unphased. I don’t think I could handle that.
Going in Sept, would prefer somewhere warm. 99% sure we’ll be leaving U.S.
The idea of going to Europe is growing on me, but it seems like a lot more work/planning/travel than sitting on a beach getting drunk. I’m not a huge sightseer and don’t know if I would appreciate Spain/France/Italy. Germany for Oktoberfest sounds p cool. I think I would be more of an England/Ireland type of person but idk if this is a good trip for that.
I wouldn't go anywhere near the UK or Ireland in September. Genuinely, I have no idea what kind of state the country will be in - there are already plenty of warnings to residents to stock up on medicines etc. I would actively avoid planning a trip there this year.
Spain is a great shout, because you can do lying on a beach and drinking pina coladas by the pool in a swanky resort to your heart's content just as you can in the Caribbean, but unlike the Caribbean if she does want to do a day or two of sightseeing then you can do that as well - and don't forget that it's her honeymoon as well as yours. There are also loads of great golf courses on the Spanish Algarve.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 29, 2019, 10:16:48 AM
I wouldn't go anywhere near the UK or Ireland in September. Genuinely, I have no idea what kind of state the country will be in - there are already plenty of warnings to residents to stock up on medicines etc. I would actively avoid planning a trip there this year.
Spain is a great shout, because you can do lying on a beach and drinking pina coladas by the pool in a swanky resort to your heart's content just as you can in the Caribbean, but unlike the Caribbean if she does want to do a day or two of sightseeing then you can do that as well - and don't forget that it's her honeymoon as well as yours. There are also loads of great golf courses on the Spanish Algarve.
I didn’t even think about that. I would assume France is probably out too then, right?
Post by: Johnny English on January 29, 2019, 10:26:43 AM
I didn’t even think about that. I would assume France is probably out too then, right?
South of France is beautiful, if you plan it right you can break up your beach holiday with sightseeing trips to places like Monaco and Nice, which means you get to look at superyachts and ludicrous European sports cars. Lots of good golf there as well.
Post by: insanity on January 29, 2019, 11:04:34 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 29, 2019, 11:26:09 AM
Post by: Johnny English on January 29, 2019, 11:37:59 AM
#FreeTommy
In 2017, a crack-addled salesman was sent to purgatory by a website for a crime he probably committed. That man promptly escaped from Manhattam to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by a certain former member, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find him... maybe you can hire... Tommy.
Post by: MBGreen on January 29, 2019, 01:22:25 PM
In 2017, a crack-addled salesman was sent to purgatory by a website for a crime he probably committed. That man promptly escaped from Manhattam to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by a certain former member, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find him... maybe you can hire... Tommy.
Did you just compare Tommy to Colt Seaver?
Post by: Johnny English on January 29, 2019, 01:26:15 PM
Did you just compare Tommy to Colt Seaver?
You ignorant pleb.
Post by: MBGreen on January 29, 2019, 01:37:08 PM
You ignorant pleb.
woooo!
Post by: Koz on January 30, 2019, 06:28:28 AM
1) Amalfi Coast- Italy- got engaged there and visited some amazing towns after leaving Naples, including Amalfi, Revello, Positano and Capri, with a ton of smaller towns thrown in between.
2) Greek Isle- Honeymoon was here. Santorini was laid back and beautiful, you'll never forget it. Mykonos was the party island. Both had alot to offer.
Don't do a regular Caribbean trip or something so close. Do something now that you won't have the ability to do when you have kids down the road and it's not as easy to go further away.
Post by: MBGreen on January 30, 2019, 08:24:22 AM
She’ll go wherever, i.e. somewhere in Europe or South Pacific is game, my ideal location will prob end up being in Carribean or Central America. I told her a flight to Bali averages 27 hours yesterday and she was unphased. I don’t think I could handle that.
Going in Sept, would prefer somewhere warm. 99% sure we’ll be leaving U.S.
The idea of going to Europe is growing on me, but it seems like a lot more work/planning/travel than sitting on a beach getting drunk. I’m not a huge sightseer and don’t know if I would appreciate Spain/France/Italy. Germany for Oktoberfest sounds p cool. I think I would be more of an England/Ireland type of person but idk if this is a good trip for that.
Go to Recall and ask for the Douglas Quade.
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 30, 2019, 01:33:52 PM
2 recommendations, based upon personal experience-
1) Amalfi Coast- Italy- got engaged there and visited some amazing towns after leaving Naples, including Amalfi, Revello, Positano and Capri, with a ton of smaller towns thrown in between.
2) Greek Isle- Honeymoon was here. Santorini was laid back and beautiful, you'll never forget it. Mykonos was the party island. Both had alot to offer.
Don't do a regular Caribbean trip or something so close. Do something now that you won't have the ability to do when you have kids down the road and it's not as easy to go further away.
Apart from my warning to scrap the wedding and get out while you still can, I agree with Koz on this. Go somewhere you may never again have an opportunity to go once you have kids.
Post by: Badger on May 09, 2019, 06:30:42 PM
Post by: MBGreen on May 10, 2019, 07:28:58 AM
Going to Disney World. Flying down tomorrow.
You'll have a blast.
Get the fast passes, or you'll be in line for hours.
Post by: Koz on May 16, 2019, 10:50:02 AM
Post by: MBGreen on May 16, 2019, 10:52:29 AM
Heading to Busch Gardens Williamsburg in the coming weeks. Has anyone been there recently? We have a 3 day ticket which gives access to both BGW and Water Country USA. Hoping to see a mullet or 2.
Try not to hover over the eleventeen year olds this time
Post by: Koz on May 16, 2019, 10:53:42 AM
Try not to hover over the eleventeen year olds this timeDuly noted!
Post by: Badger on November 19, 2019, 04:55:52 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on November 19, 2019, 05:06:32 PM
Going to Aruba against my will in February. Palm Beach area. Family trip. Anything I should look out for?
Stay away from the blue water and the warm temperatures.
Post by: MBGreen on November 19, 2019, 05:15:43 PM
Going to Aruba against my will in February. Palm Beach area. Family trip. Anything I should look out for?Watch out for gringos
Post by: Badger on November 19, 2019, 06:50:20 PM
Post by: MBGreen on November 19, 2019, 08:37:55 PM
I meant look out for as in seek out.Titties?
Post by: Miamipuck on November 19, 2019, 10:21:48 PM
I meant look out for as in seek out.
https://instagram.com/martini_artnugan_2
Post by: Badger on January 14, 2020, 05:44:49 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 14, 2020, 06:00:10 PM
Going to Atlantic City with my wife's family this weekend and apparently the AirBNB owner says we aren't allowed to park in the house's driveway. What kinda excrement is that?Does it say anything about minting the yard? Cuz that yard is begging for a minting. Or just take a excrement on the driveway.
Post by: MBGreen on January 14, 2020, 06:47:07 PM
Going to Atlantic City with my wife's family this weekend and apparently the AirBNB owner says we aren't allowed to park in the house's driveway. What kinda excrement is that?That’s the deluxe pkg.
Post by: IATA on January 14, 2020, 09:34:05 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 14, 2020, 10:11:01 PM
Going to Atlantic City with my wife's family this weekend and apparently the AirBNB owner says we aren't allowed to park in the house's driveway. What kinda excrement is that?
AC baybay wooooo
Post by: bojanglesman on August 19, 2020, 11:36:59 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on August 19, 2020, 11:39:44 AM
Post by: Johnny English on August 19, 2020, 11:43:01 AM
My current view. freak work directly in the derriere.
I really hope that you don't freak your work directly in the derriere.
Post by: bojanglesman on August 19, 2020, 11:50:50 AM
I really hope that you don't freak your work directly in the derriere.Just for a week. Rawdog.
Post by: bojanglesman on August 19, 2020, 01:46:55 PM
Post by: MBGreen on August 19, 2020, 01:47:47 PM
I'm a bit drunk. Near water. See you in hell motherfuckers.
put on some water wings
Post by: bojanglesman on August 19, 2020, 01:54:04 PM
put on some water wingsI would catch on fire. And burn for a few days.
Post by: MBGreen on August 19, 2020, 02:01:53 PM
I would catch on fire. And burn for a few days.
yeah...but that's because you're 95% methane.
Post by: bojanglesman on August 19, 2020, 02:03:30 PM
yeah...but that's because you're 95% methane.I didn't think about fartz. I could be an environmental hazard at this point.
Post by: klaximilian on August 19, 2020, 02:42:46 PM
My current view. freak work directly in the derriere.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200819/36c5b7618c04a542f6388e420821a71a.jpg)
Wait, that's not your work office? Sucks...
Post by: MBGreen on August 19, 2020, 02:43:52 PM
Wait, that's not your work office? Sucks...
I think i see Jeff Carlo in the distance.
Post by: klaximilian on August 19, 2020, 02:47:38 PM
I think i see Jeff Carlo in the distance.
Name is familiar, but don't recall the reference. Don't really care. Must have been in the age of TGG.
Post by: MBGreen on August 19, 2020, 02:50:03 PM
Name is familiar, but don't recall the reference. Don't really care. Must have been in the age of TGG.
Green Hornet
Post by: Badger on August 19, 2020, 07:37:04 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on February 12, 2021, 03:43:21 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on February 12, 2021, 03:55:59 PM
Probably gonna be taking the family on a vacation in Northern Vermont this summer. About 5 miles or so from the Canadian border. Thought about driving up to Montreal for a night/day. Any recommendations of things to do there? Probably 1 day, might be the only time I ever go. Not worth bothering? Curse out french people for being lazy?
Are Americans allowed in?
Post by: bojanglesman on February 12, 2021, 04:11:47 PM
Are Americans allowed in?Not now, hoping so in August or so.
Post by: Johnny English on February 12, 2021, 04:31:24 PM
Not now, hoping so in August or so.
I'd say you're 50/50 at best.
Montreal is good. Outstanding food and strip bars.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 12, 2021, 04:58:45 PM
I'd say you're 50/50 at best.I think titty bar might be out, kids and all. We'll see, time will tell.
Montreal is good. Outstanding food and strip bars.
Post by: Johnny English on February 12, 2021, 05:02:37 PM
I think titty bar might be out, kids and all. We'll see, time will tell.HMU closer to the time. If it looks like the border will be open I'll give you some recommendations. I might even come have a pint with you, it's only an hour from me now.
Also titty bars.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 12, 2021, 05:28:27 PM
HMU closer to the time. If it looks like the border will be open I'll give you some recommendations. I might even come have a pint with you, it's only an hour from me now.Deal.
Also titty bars.
Post by: MBGreen on February 12, 2021, 05:54:53 PM
Deal.Check out the Arbys
Post by: Badger on February 12, 2021, 06:01:46 PM
Post by: Badger on April 27, 2021, 11:30:22 AM
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 28, 2021, 01:07:55 PM
15 days until I go into the woods for a long weekend.
Hopefully, you won't disappear
Post by: Badger on April 28, 2021, 01:09:17 PM
Hopefully, you won't disappearIf I disappear it's because I was too triggered by political talk on the internet
Post by: bojanglesman on March 22, 2022, 10:13:51 AM
Post by: MBGreen on March 22, 2022, 10:25:36 AM
I'm off this week, headed to the Keys tomorrow, y'all lick my sac.
Manitoba > Keys
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 22, 2022, 10:59:37 AM
Post by: Johnny English on March 22, 2022, 11:06:04 AM
Finally decided on Scotland for my international trip. Where's ScotlandJet? I need some advice.
Go to Edinburgh, because it's awesome.
Go play golf, because I don't think there's such a thing as a bad course in Scotland. (Maybe avoid that one course that you know who owns.)
Go to a Scotch distillery, I don't like the stuff personally but I'm told they're pretty good at making it over there.
HTH
Post by: Badger on March 22, 2022, 11:20:49 AM
Post by: Johnny English on March 22, 2022, 11:22:59 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 22, 2022, 12:02:23 PM
I'm off this week, headed to the Keys tomorrow, y'all lick my sac.
If you want to know some good places in the keys, things to do, places to eat or you want to go fishing PM me. I was in the Keys every weekend for 10-15 years. If not GFY
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 22, 2022, 12:19:49 PM
Go to Edinburgh, because it's awesome.
Go play golf, because I don't think there's such a thing as a bad course in Scotland. (Maybe avoid that one course that you know who owns.)
Go to a Scotch distillery, I don't like the stuff personally but I'm told they're pretty good at making it over there.
HTH
I’m focusing my time away from the cities mainly around distilleries. Got two whole days for Islay.
I will never golf.
Post by: MBGreen on March 22, 2022, 12:31:20 PM
I’m focusing my time away from the cities mainly around distilleries. Got two whole days for Islay.The Crown Royal whiskey distillery is 10 mins from my cabin
I will never golf.
Post by: delavan on March 22, 2022, 02:58:09 PM
Have Irn-Bru and deep fried pizza.Lea Thompson, line one please..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aybGmG1bTCk
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 15, 2022, 11:13:22 AM
Have Irn-Bru and deep fried pizza.
This shot tastes like bubble gum.
I'm in Oban now. The Highlands have been amazing and I have never had better seafood.
Post by: MBGreen on April 15, 2022, 11:17:35 AM
This shot tastes like bubble gum.
I'm in Oban now. The Highlands have been amazing and I have never had better seafood.
Enjoy Northumbria
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 15, 2022, 12:02:12 PM
Enjoy Northumbria
Not going that far south.
Post by: Johnny English on April 15, 2022, 04:47:08 PM
This shot tastes like bubble gum.
I'm in Oban now. The Highlands have been amazing and I have never had better seafood.
Hadn't realised you were going this soon. The Highlands are beautiful, if a little inhospitable (landscape wise, not the people). Have fun.
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 15, 2022, 06:56:21 PM
Hadn't realised you were going this soon. The Highlands are beautiful, if a little inhospitable (landscape wise, not the people). Have fun.
The four mile hike from the closest bus stop to our hotel in Glencoe proved thar the terrain was inhospitable. The staff at the hotel offering us a free ride back to the bus stop at check out when none of the cabs were available proved the people weren't.
Bonus enjoyment: my friend getting destroyed by the bus driver for being unable to pronounce anything correctly.
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 19, 2022, 08:07:04 AM
Post by: MBGreen on April 19, 2022, 08:08:23 AM
I made it to Islay. If you don't hear from me again, I died happy.
are you dressing like Roddy Piper yet?
Post by: Johnny English on April 19, 2022, 08:10:02 AM
"Oh no, that's terrible! What happened?"
"Drowned in a vat of whisky mash. Four men tried desperately to save him but he was able to fight them all off."
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 19, 2022, 08:44:26 AM
"Did you hear about poor Cato? He died while on vacation in the Scottish Isles."
"Oh no, that's terrible! What happened?"
"Drowned in a vat of whisky mash. Four men tried desperately to save him but he was able to fight them all off."
LOFuckingL
Also, probably accurate.
Post by: d sw0rdz on April 19, 2022, 08:01:58 PM
I made it to Islay. If you don't hear from me again, I died happy.
slay in islay queen
Post by: Badger on December 22, 2022, 06:51:06 AM
https://twitter.com/balleralert/status/1605544163461644293?s=19
Post by: delavan on December 22, 2022, 08:52:54 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 13, 2023, 01:09:38 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 13, 2023, 01:13:41 PM
freaking beautiful when it rains in Cancun.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230113/cda4fec51c909dd79440a4638619e1d9.jpg)
go here:
Kiosco Verde Marisquería
Post by: bojanglesman on January 13, 2023, 01:15:52 PM
go here:I'll try that next time I'm back. It's about an hour from here and I have a good buzz.
Kiosco Verde Marisquería
Was out in the ocean before it rained. It's like bath water, freaking glorious. I'm definitely in a "not doing excrement" mood.
Post by: MBGreen on January 13, 2023, 02:24:23 PM
I'll try that next time I'm back. It's about an hour from here and I have a good buzz.
Was out in the ocean before it rained. It's like bath water, freaking glorious. I'm definitely in a "not doing excrement" mood.
shark bite your dick off yet?
Post by: steves850 on January 13, 2023, 02:30:20 PM
freaking beautiful when it rains in Cancun.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230113/cda4fec51c909dd79440a4638619e1d9.jpg)
Where are you staying? I'm thinking this will be the next family vacation. I went to Cancun for a wedding and it was fuckin heaven.
Post by: delavan on January 13, 2023, 03:37:54 PM
Where are you staying? I'm thinking this will be the next family vacation. I went to Cancun for a wedding and it was fuckin heaven.Family? You might like Turks and Caicos.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/North_Caicos_Beach.jpg/640px-North_Caicos_Beach.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8b/Resorts_on_Grace_Bay%2C_Providenciales.jpg/640px-Resorts_on_Grace_Bay%2C_Providenciales.jpg)
Post by: bojanglesman on January 13, 2023, 03:53:11 PM
Where are you staying? I'm thinking this will be the next family vacation. I went to Cancun for a wedding and it was fuckin heaven.
Family? You might like Turks and Caicos.Staying at the Seadust, but a lot of these hotels in the hotel zone are all pretty good, similar.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/North_Caicos_Beach.jpg/640px-North_Caicos_Beach.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8b/Resorts_on_Grace_Bay%2C_Providenciales.jpg/640px-Resorts_on_Grace_Bay%2C_Providenciales.jpg)
We went to Turks and Caicos last month. Turks has immaculate, damn near perfect white sand beaches, but it would probably be better for adults. Kids wouldn't appreciate it. More excrement to do for kids in Cancun. Turks is damn near perfect though. Room temperature with a very slight breeze outside, white sand smooth beach. Don't waste that with kids.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 13, 2023, 04:02:57 PM
shark bite your dick off yet?No. It's a small target, I'm not worried.
Post by: delavan on January 13, 2023, 07:29:01 PM
Staying at the Seadust, but a lot of these hotels in the hotel zone are all pretty good, similar.Turks is so pristine, I guess 'family' depends on whether you're talking about toddlers vs. adolescents. And while I agree that Cancun is more activity-oriented I (I'm going get killed for this-ha) prefer Turks more chill vibe.
We went to Turks and Caicos last month. Turks has immaculate, damn near perfect white sand beaches, but it would probably be better for adults. Kids wouldn't appreciate it. More excrement to do for kids in Cancun. Turks is damn near perfect though. Room temperature with a very slight breeze outside, white sand smooth beach. Don't waste that with kids.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 13, 2023, 08:41:07 PM
Turks is so pristine, I guess 'family' depends on whether you're talking about toddlers vs. adolescents. And while I agree that Cancun is more activity-oriented I (I'm going get killed for this-ha) prefer Turks more chill vibe.I prefer Turks too.
Post by: MBGreen on January 14, 2023, 06:42:27 AM
I prefer Turks too.Turks was our first stop on the cruise we took back in 2008...best beach and water I've ever swam in
Post by: delavan on January 18, 2023, 08:32:58 PM
https://greekreporter.com/2023/01/18/demand-escort-services-rockets-during-wef-summit-davos/
"Guten Abend Mr. Gore, Mr. Kerry und willkommen in Davos. Wie war Ihr Flug?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/71/Xenia_Tchoumitcheva_2_%28cropped%29.jpg/444px-Xenia_Tchoumitcheva_2_%28cropped%29.jpg)
Post by: Badger on January 21, 2023, 08:52:29 AM