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Other Stuff => The Pats-Hater Parking Lot => Topic started by: Tommy on December 21, 2013, 11:40:22 AM
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Just got 99pct of my Xmas shopping done on Amazon. No gift receipts either. If you don't like this free thing I'm giving you, then too bad.
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Just got 99pct of my Xmas shopping done on Amazon. No gift receipts either. If you don't like this free thing I'm giving you, then too bad.
Thinking about hitting that up tomorrow. If Prime doesn't get it here by the 24th, they can die in a fire.
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I'm almost done shopping, but I haven't wrapped a single thing yet.
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wrapping was all done last night. I drank booze to get me through it.
i hate wrapping gifts.
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Same here. I had Amazon do it for me, it's awesome. From now on I'm buying 100pct of my gifts on Amazon.
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The heck? Wrapping is easy. MB is right though, a few drinks makes it easier.
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The heck? Wrapping is easy. MB is right though, a few drinks makes it easier.
It's harder than not wrapping.
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Gift bags mofucka!
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Gift bags mofucka!
That's what I said, bruh
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Gift bags are for fags.
I'd rather suffer through the japanese origami that is "gift wrapping" than resort to using faggy gift bags.
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Gift bags are for fags.
I'd rather suffer through the japanese origami that is "gift wrapping" than resort to using faggy gift bags.
colorful paper, bows and ribbons must be pretty manly then
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Nothing says "manly" more than handling a sack........wait a minute. excrement.
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One day I'm going to get so lazy that I just throw gifts at people and say "here's yer excrement".
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Just buying for my brother and sister while we split the gift for my mom. Sisteris getting Cards Against Humanity, brother is getting a grolwer from one of DC's breweries.
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Wife and I have agreed to get nothing for each other as we just spent several grand on a holiday in January. Mum and Dad are getting a voucher for a very smart restaurant, my sister is getting a bunch of Team Canada Winter Olympics gear. All of my wife's (very large) family have agreed that when we get together on Christmas Day as is tradition, we will each bring one gift costing no more than $25. Each person will therefore leave with one gift worth no more than $25.
This is turning out to be the easiest Christmas in years.
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I hate wrapping the gifts. I'm not good at it at all. Other than that, I'm done, even the stocking stuffers and the liquor bottles for some of the people I work with. Balvenie 15 for the boss.
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I'm physically incapable of wrapping a present at higher than a 3rd grade level. just a mess of tape and extra paper everywhere.
got my family shopping done on amazon and fanatics.com
also bought a ton of excrement for myself. Tis the season.
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colorful paper, bows and ribbons must be pretty manly then
Bows and ribbons? What the freak
I use newspaper.
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Man, I outsource all of that present wrapping excrement to my girlfriend. She bought and wrapped numerous presents for both my parents and a few of my other relatives, I hardly even know what has my name attached to it. Easiest excrement imagineable and it looks like a goddam catalogue in my living room.
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Man, I outsource all of that present wrapping excrement to my girlfriend. She bought and wrapped numerous presents for both my parents and a few of my other relatives, I hardly even know what has my name attached to it. Easiest excrement imagineable and it looks like a goddam catalogue in my living room.
she's a keeper.
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Man, I outsource all of that present wrapping excrement to my girlfriend. She bought and wrapped numerous presents for both my parents and a few of my other relatives, I hardly even know what has my name attached to it. Easiest excrement imagineable and it looks like a goddam catalogue in my living room.
Who wraps your presents for her?
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Who wraps your presents for her?
can you wrap a penis?
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can you wrap a penis?
Was that a serious question?
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Hehe. Forgot about that.
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I'm physically incapable of wrapping a present at higher than a 3rd grade level. just a mess of tape and extra paper everywhere.
got my family shopping done on amazon and fanatics.com
also bought a ton of excrement for myself. Tis the season.
All of this is true for me.
I started wrapping things for my fiancée when we first met in miserable fashion, so she expects no better.
For my dad's gift I've just picked different things to wrap his present in every year. It started with random themed wrapping paper, then newspaper, garbage bags, pictures of zebras, etc.
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I used to wrap gifts in newspaper or aluminum foil but now my wife buys wrapping paper so I'm a little more domesticated.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQXuazYI_YU
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2 more days until i head over to my cousin's house and drink his booze. 3 more days until the hangover.
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There sure is a lot of Christmas spirit in here.
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There sure is a lot of Christmas spirit in here.
Well it's all about booze.
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There sure is a lot of Christmas spirit in here.
I'm full of Christmas spirit, I got so drunk I could barely see at a party last night and I'm looking forward immensely to spending two weeks watching movies and playing video games. What could be more Christmas spirit than that?
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Well it's all about booze.
Hahaha, very true.
I love the whole process. Picking out presents, wrapping, all of it. It's even better now with kids. Mine did pretty well this year. The PS4 was our family present that we got early. My daughter got books, science stuff, a rainbow loom, and a basketball. My son got a couple of Lego sets and Skylanders. The best is watching them pick out presents for each other, though. For my daughter, it meant a long process of finding just the right present for her brother. For my son, it meant looking for the very first Harry Potter thing he could find to give her.
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Who wraps your presents for her?
She's training me to not be able to function at a basic level without her, I'm training her to get used to disappointment.
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She's training me to not be able to function at a basic level without her, I'm training her to get used to disappointment.
Sounds like you're ready to propose to her.
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I'm ready to go. It was actually easier than I thought.
Actually might have to help the wife with the kid's stuff, but I'm all done with her.
I'm jealous, JE, my only day off this week is Wednesday.
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I'm ready to go. It was actually easier than I thought.
Actually might have to help the wife with the kid's stuff, but I'm all done with her.
I'm jealous, JE, my only day off this week is Wednesday.
After that I'm back at work for two weeks, and then going on holiday to Africa. I'm basically planning on not working again until February.
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After that I'm back at work for two weeks, and then going on holiday to Africa. I'm basically planning on not working again until February.
Good luck at the orphanage, bro. You're a good man for adopting an African baby.
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Good luck at the orphanage, bro. You're a good man for adopting an African baby.
It was a no-brainer, have you seen how much child slaves cost over here?
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I've been checked out since I got my new assignment, so I don't mind coming into the office the rest of the month. Wouldr rather be in the office during the next week than at home with my parents anyway.
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I've been checked out since I got my new assignment, so I don't mind coming into the office the rest of the month. Wouldr rather be in the office during the next week than at home with my parents anyway.
Such heartening Christmas spirit.
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I've been checked out since I got my new assignment, so I don't mind coming into the office the rest of the month. Wouldr rather be in the office during the next week than at home with my parents anyway.
Someone needs a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Future.
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I spoiled my female on our anniversary and couldn't think of excrement to get her for Christmas, so she got a bunch of kitchen crap from Walmart/Amazon. My kid is making out like a bandit, trains, toy tool benches, hot wheels and whatever other crap my woman got him.
We did most of the shopping on Amazon because freak the mall. I, like Tommy, paid the $5 per package ransom that Amazon charged so I wouldn't have to wrap. Anything I got at Walmart, the SIL wrapped it. She lives in my basement rent free, she can wrap my god damn gifts.
I just want it to be done with so I can get this freaking tree out of my house and burn it in the firepit out back already.
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^ the prodigal son returns.
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http://www.theonion.com/video/the-onion-looks-back-at-its-a-wonderful-life,34838/
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^ the prodigal son returns.
Yeah Welcome Back you douche.
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almost time for presents
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^industrial size ketchup bottle 12 pack
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^industrial size ketchup bottle 12 pack
Jesus where did you get that? I need one,..
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^industrial size ketchup bottle 12 pack
beats the 6 pack of orange juice w/ pulp i got last year.
Payback is overdue.
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WSJ: NFL Christmas Tree Power Rankings
http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304475004579276503486994932
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Merry Christmas, faggots.
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Merry Christmas to all
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This is the place to tell us about all the Holiday joy you received, jets stuff or otherwise, because thats just who we are.
The very first Christmas at JO.
Happy Holidays everybody!
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merry Christmas ya filthy animals
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Merry Christmas guys.
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So what did you all get?
I got a bunch of clothes, and my dad gave me cash.
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I already posted this in the other Xmas thread, but what the hell. Got a bunch of clothes, and my dad got me cash. A nice haul.
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I got a sport coat. Fashion muthafucka!
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Also got a sport coat, and a new audio system for my truck.
awwwwwww yeeeaah
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Craft Beer and Money, what else could a 22 year old want.
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Okama Gamesphere
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I got a neat set of cuff links, bose headphones,a new tv and sound bar. I am happy.
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got a sport coat so I can go on a triple date with Bo and E.
just opened some Jets golf tees that that my dad purchased at the NFL hall of fame when he was there this fall. GET AT ME
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I got a jets mug thermos thing, so boo-yah bitches
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I got a pair of Jets pajama pants.
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decent haul this year:
-stitched J.Trouba #8 Wpg Jets jersey
-Season 1 & 2 of Game of Thrones on Blu Ray
- ny jets knit cap
- NHL 14 and Uncharted 3 for PS3
- money for my tailgate fund
- a tshirt with a pic of Walter White's face in a flask
- a Keurig coffee machine
- Dr. Sleep by Stephen King
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Merry Christmas, ladies.
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Family gift was the PS4. Wife bought me a Keurig. Daughter got me a new Jets hat. Son got me a Taco Bell gift card because he loves Taco Bell and we let the kids pick anything they want for each parent. In laws got me a pair of Dominion expansion sets and some K cups. Assorted other little things from family. The folks rented a huge cabin in Big Bear for a few days next week as a gift to their kids' families (except my brother, who has to work on the dates my mom purposefully selected).
At this point, it's all about what the kids get. Son got two Lego superhero sets, the One Ring, a LOTR poster from his sister, Skylanders Swap Force, and 12 additional Skylanders (my buddy at Activision hooked me up w 7, Amazon had massive sales on the rest). Daughter got a new basketball, rainbow loom, Toms, kit to build electric circuits, tons of books, and some clothes. Other stuff from family. Good Christmas.
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So what did you all get?
I got a bunch of clothes, and my dad gave me cash.
I'm sorry. That sucks you had to spend time with your family...
:). Merry Christmas
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I'm sorry. That sucks you had to spend time with your family...
:). Merry Christmas
Haha dick. Merry Christmas, man.
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I just feel bad for Tommy's family.
merry Xmas doe
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We need a new forum in here: Sport Coat Club. Only people with sport coats.
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Merry Christmas to all you guys, happy holidays to you and all your family.
I got my usual Jets Tees, Jet Calender- (wtf- who is picking the players for these months? they know nothing about the Jets that's for sure- Sanchez, Holmes and ugh- Kyle Wilson all up there.) Also got a box set of some TV series- 'Breaking Bad'- gonna have to watch and see what all the fuss is about.
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Also got a box set of some TV series- 'Breaking Bad'- gonna have to watch and see what all the fuss is about.
Probably the best present you've ever received
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Sounds positive. I'm going to eat into a few episodes tonight when the family go to bed.
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Was at a Christmas party for a family friend, saw some young guy with a jets background on his phone. Kid ended up being from TGG
Crazy small world
(though I didnt ask who he was on there)
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Couple of shirts, new pair of winter boots, new beer glass, and a juicer attachment for my stand mixer.
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I got a Jets jellycock
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clothes, shoes, jets/yankees excrement, beer, beer glasses, amazon giftcards
on cyber monday I bought myself a green Mo Wilk jersey and a throwback Starter Satin Jets jacket. had to
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also got an FSU Christian Jones #7 jersey. hell yeah.
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decent haul this year:
-stitched J.Trouba #8 Wpg Jets jersey
-Season 1 & 2 of Game of Thrones on Blu Ray
- ny jets knit cap
- NHL 14 and Uncharted 3 for PS3
- money for my tailgate fund
- a tshirt with a pic of Walter White's face in a flask
- a Keurig coffee machine
- Dr. Sleep by Stephen King
Uncharted 3? Nice. One of the best series of games in history. Absolutely awesome work by Naughty Dog. Even though in 3 the story becomes a little (did I really just say that?) less believeable, it's still boatloads of fun.
Enjoy that one, and get the original duo if you haven't played them yet, very worthy games.
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Some clothes, an engraved growler, headphones, nice butane lighter/cigar cutter combo, a Garmin watch for running and excrement like that. Not too shabby. It's all about my daughter, wife and niece now. We also got a nice gift certificate for a steak house I've heard a lot of good things about.
Was gonna bust open one of my bombers I've been aging, but I'm too tired and fat to do that and truly enjoy it. Plus, I have work tomorrow. Boooooo.
Merry Christmas, assholes.
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Some clothes, an engraved growler, headphones, nice butane lighter/cigar cutter combo, a Garmin watch for running and excrement like that. Not too shabby. It's all about my daughter, wife and niece now. We also got a nice gift certificate for a steak house I've heard a lot of good things about.
Was gonna bust open one of my bombers I've been aging, but I'm too tired and fat to do that and truly enjoy it. Plus, I have work tomorrow. Boooooo.
Merry Christmas, assholes.
Which steak place? Blackstone? Is it on the Island?
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Which steak place? Blackstone? Is it on the Island?
Tellers out in Islip.
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I just ate a piece of homemade key lime pie.
It tasted so damn good that it had to be Christmas magic that was responsible.....so i posted it in this thread.
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I just ate a piece of homemade key lime pie.
It tasted so damn good that it had to be Christmas magic that was responsible.....so i posted it in this thread.
Wow, you ate something I can't tear to shreds...
It's a Christmas miracle.
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Tellers out in Islip.
duckfat fries ?
Im intrigued, ive gotta check this place out.
Cant believe ive never heard of it
its not in CI is it ?
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Jets stuff:
Wilkerson replica jersey
Jets winter cap (desperately needed)
Jets boxers
Jets beer koozie
Other things:
Black & Decker power drill
A Land of Ice and Fire
Stark/Targaryen/Lannister framed mini posters
Pollos Hermanos shirt
Double Dose IPA
Geode bookends
Nets boxers
Snail's Pace Race (children's board game repurposed into a drinking game)
Mixed nuts
Cash
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clothes and an XB One controller from the in-laws. I don't even have an XB One.
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^hahahah that's too funny I'm not gonna ask why they got it for you or what you plan on doing with it.
but you might as well tell us anyways
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duckfat fries ?
Im intrigued, ive gotta check this place out.
Cant believe ive never heard of it
its not in CI is it ?
I'm not sure, I just know its in the Islip area. One of my customers speaks very highly of the place.
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duckfat fries ?
Im intrigued, ive gotta check this place out.
Cant believe ive never heard of it
its not in CI is it ?
Duck fat fries are fantastic.
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Duck fat fries are fantastic.
Seconded
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Seconded
There's a place out here that uses smoked salt, sweet onion sugar, duck fat and cracked duck skin in the fries.
Drool.
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There's a place out here that uses smoked salt, sweet onion sugar, duck fat and cracked duck skin in the fries.
Drool.
There's a place in Charleston called The Tattooed Moose that has one of the best lunch specials I've ever had:
Duck confit club sandwich and a side of duck fat fries with garlic aioli and duck fat gravy.
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Applewood bacon, smoked cheddar, hawaiian bread, garlic aioli on the sandwich too
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I thought we were supposed to be boycotting ducks for being racist or something?
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Do duckfat fries actually taste different ?
I looked online (since I never heard of them) and a lot of people just said they taste the same as normal fries, but since theyre fried in animal fat (instead of the normal vegetable oils/fat) that theyre just crispier ?
Then again ive fried with coconut oil before, and that makes things taste quite a bit different...
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Do duckfat fries actually taste different ?
I looked online (since I never heard of them) and a lot of people just said they taste the same as normal fries, but since theyre fried in animal fat (instead of the normal vegetable oils/fat) that theyre just crispier ?
Then again ive fried with coconut oil before, and that makes things taste quite a bit different...
Yes, they taste different. Not as strong a flavor as beef tallow fries (which are also quite good), but it still comes through. Very crispy outside, rich inside.
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Yes, they taste different. Not as strong a flavor as beef tallow fries (which are also quite good), but it still comes through. Very crispy outside, rich inside.
Is beef tallow similar to like cubed lard that people used to use to make old school pies back in the day (like apple pie and stuff)
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I only eat duckfat fries from restaurants named duckfat.
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We're going tonight...
General consensus: try the duck fat fries?
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Got the rest of my gifts, some Ayinger Celebrator Doppelbocks and a Kershaw knife w/bit driver.
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Ayingers are quality. Top notch German excrement.
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Should have known you were talking about beer. Had to google doppelbock.
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We're going tonight...
General consensus: try the duck fat fries?
Bump...
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Bump...
Most deff. I've had duck fat fries (belgian frites) at a place in Toronto called Beerbistro, and they were awesome. Voted the best fries in Toronto and are constantly a contender for best beer and atmosphere.
get the fries, they're delicious.
for what it's worth, if you're ever in Toronto, try and get to Beerbistro, especially if you're a beer connoisseur. Their beer book - http://www.beerbistro.com/images/pdfs/beermenuweb.pdf
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Sold...thanks
They do sound tasty
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Most deff. I've had duck fat fries (belgian frites) at a place in Toronto called Beerbistro, and they were awesome. Voted the best fries in Toronto and are constantly a contender for best beer and atmosphere.
get the fries, they're delicious.
for what it's worth, if you're ever in Toronto, try and get to Beerbistro, especially if you're a beer connoisseur. Their beer book - http://www.beerbistro.com/images/pdfs/beermenuweb.pdf
I love the Beer Bistro. Went there 3 straight nights while i was in TO for Oracle training.
Steak Frites FTW