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Title: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 17, 2017, 10:56:05 AM
https://www.wsj.com/articles/nfl-accuses-cowboys-owner-jerry-jones-of-damaging-the-league-1510789249
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Johnny English on November 17, 2017, 10:57:06 AM
Badger is going to lose his excrement.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 17, 2017, 10:57:21 AM
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THERE WAS A PAUSE. It was Aug. 9, inside Roger Goodell's sixth-floor office at the NFL's Park Avenue headquarters in New York City -- down the hall, past the executives' offices and his assistant's desk, and through a large, thick wooden door that is both imposing and usually left open to serve as a welcome. Goodell huddled over a speakerphone with general counsel Jeff Pash. On the other end was Jerry Jones. Adhering to the protocol of giving owners a 48-hour heads-up before a major disciplinary issue involving their team is announced, Goodell and Pash informed Jones that after a 13-month domestic violence inquiry, the Dallas Cowboys' star running back, Ezekiel Elliott, would face punishment -- a six-game suspension.

The line went quiet. Seconds passed. Goodell's decision was an unconscionable violation of trust, Jones later told associates, because he believed that the commissioner had assured him this past spring that there would be no suspension. Jones saw in Elliott a genuine opportunity, a player so good that he had made Jones believe that this year he just might win a Super Bowl for the first time since 1996. His anger was palpable. Finally, according to sources with direct knowledge of the call, Jones broke the silence. He aimed his words not only at Goodell's decision but also at his role as judge, jury and executioner in the case.

"I'm gonna come after you with everything I have," Jones said. Then he mentioned Deflategate. "If you think Bob Kraft came after you hard, Bob Kraft is a hoo-ha compared to what I'm going to do."
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Heismanberg on November 17, 2017, 11:06:25 AM
Hahahahahaha this is amazing
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 17, 2017, 11:14:16 AM
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“The owners were also less than thrilled about the fact that Jones, they reportedly believe, whispered in the ear of Papa John's CEO John Schnatter, who would complain that NFL players taking knees during the anthem was hurting his pizza sales.”
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: ukilledkenny on November 17, 2017, 11:54:32 AM
"If you think Bob Kraft came after you hard, Bob Kraft is a hoo-ha compared to what I'm going to do."

Jerry Jones is the GOAT owner.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Johnny English on November 17, 2017, 11:59:26 AM
Roger Goodell is the absolute freaking master at this game. He knows that the owners won't pass up an opportunity to put the boot in on one of their own, and he knows that as long as he has most of 31 of them in his camp he can go after pretty much any other one with impunity. So far he has done Kraft, Snyder, Blank, Benson and now Jones twice; I reckon the only ones he won't go after are Mara, Tisch and Rooney. He might think twice about taking on Allen as well, because while he doesn't have the political power he has more money than God.

I don't see any way that Jones does any better at this than Kraft or Snyder did. Just bend over and take your shafting like a good little boy, Jerry; this ain't a fight you're going to win.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: ukilledkenny on November 17, 2017, 12:04:53 PM
Roger Goodell is the absolute freaking master at this game. He knows that the owners won't pass up an opportunity to put the boot in on one of their own, and he knows that as long as he has most of 31 of them in his camp he can go after pretty much any other one with impunity. So far he has done Kraft, Snyder, Blank, Benson and now Jones twice; I reckon the only ones he won't go after are Mara, Tisch and Rooney. He might think twice about taking on Allen as well, because while he doesn't have the political power he has more money than God.

I don't see any way that Jones does any better at this than Kraft or Snyder did. Just bend over and take your shafting like a good little boy, Jerry; this ain't a fight you're going to win.

lol, out of the last few years the thing you have decided is Roger Goodell is smart?
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Johnny English on November 17, 2017, 12:07:08 PM
lol, out of the last few years the thing you have decided is Roger Goodell is smart?

The last few years you've watched him acting as a full fledged dictator making up and enacting punishments on the spot, treating the NFL and its assorted multimillionaires as his personal fiefdom with impunity while getting them to pay him tens of millions a years for the privilege of doing so, and you've concluded that he isn't?
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 17, 2017, 12:17:02 PM
The last few years you've watched him acting as a full fledged dictator making up and enacting punishments on the spot, treating the NFL and its assorted multimillionaires as his personal fiefdom with impunity while getting them to pay him tens of millions a years for the privilege of doing so, and you've concluded that he isn't?

This.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: ukilledkenny on November 17, 2017, 12:43:33 PM
The last few years you've watched him acting as a full fledged dictator making up and enacting punishments on the spot, treating the NFL and its assorted multimillionaires as his personal fiefdom with impunity while getting them to pay him tens of millions a years for the privilege of doing so, and you've concluded that he isn't?

Yeah, because he could have done all that until whenever he wanted if he was halfway intelligent about weilding his power. He'll get this next contract, probably, but he is done after that without a doubt. Eventually, just freaking everyone raw will make everyone hate him more than they hate each other.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Johnny English on November 17, 2017, 12:51:33 PM
Yeah, because he could have done all that until whenever he wanted if he was halfway intelligent about weilding his power. He'll get this next contract, probably, but he is done after that without a doubt. Eventually, just freaking everyone raw will make everyone hate him more than they hate each other.

I think you misunderstand Goodell's role. He didn't punish Dallas and Washington for overspending in the uncapped year because he felt it was the right thing to do, he did it because Mara and Tisch and Rooney and Kraft and a bunch of other owners saw them doing it and wanted him to take away the advantage they gained.

He didn't punish Tom Brady and the Patriots for cheating because he thought they were, he did it because Mara and Tisch and Rooney and Jones and a bunch of other owners felt that Kraft was getting a bit too big for his boots, and because Jones and Snyder and Blank wanted to demonstrate that they were unhappy with him supporting their punishments.

He didn't punish Elliott for being a shithead because he felt it was the right and proper thing to do, he did it because Kraft is still pissed about the Brady suspension and wanted to get back at Jones for not supporting him through the whole thing and because Mara and Tisch and Rooney and Snyder all love putting the boot in on Jones.

All the while that these guys are playing out real life Game Of Thrones, the fans are busy pointing at Goodell as the bad guy. And you think the owners are getting sick of him? The guy is a dream employee, better than they could have possibly dared hope that anyone could be at their job. They are never, ever firing Goodell; one day he'll get sick of it and go home, because they've already made him far wealthier than any sports commissioner could ever reasonably hope or expect to become as a result of his spectacularly good performance.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 17, 2017, 12:55:28 PM
I have never understood the hatred for Goodell by the public. I understand why the players and owners hate him; if a commissioner is doing his job then both the players and owners should hate him. But the public's general hatred of him makes little sense to me.

I guess I can understand a Patriots fan not liking him because heaven forbid Tom Brady or the organization is held accountable for their cheating, but what has he ever done to Jets or Niners or Falcons fans?
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: ukilledkenny on November 17, 2017, 01:02:53 PM
I think you misunderstand Goodell's role. He didn't punish Dallas and Washington for overspending in the uncapped year because he felt it was the right thing to do, he did it because Mara and Tisch and Rooney and Kraft and a bunch of other owners saw them doing it and wanted him to take away the advantage they gained.

He didn't punish Tom Brady and the Patriots for cheating because he thought they were, he did it because Mara and Tisch and Rooney and Jones and a bunch of other owners felt that Kraft was getting a bit too big for his boots, and because Jones and Snyder and Blank wanted to demonstrate that they were unhappy with him supporting their punishments.

He didn't punish Elliott for being a shithead because he felt it was the right and proper thing to do, he did it because Kraft is still pissed about the Brady suspension and wanted to get back at Jones for not supporting him through the whole thing and because Mara and Tisch and Rooney and Snyder all love putting the boot in on Jones.

All the while that these guys are playing out real life Game Of Thrones, the fans are busy pointing at Goodell as the bad guy. And you think the owners are getting sick of him? The guy is a dream employee, better than they could have possibly dared hope that anyone could be at their job. They are never, ever firing Goodell; one day he'll get sick of it and go home, because they've already made him far wealthier than any sports commissioner could ever reasonably hope or expect to become as a result of his spectacularly good performance.

I think you are misunderstanding why I think they will definitely get rid of him and it is even a question right now about his contract. If he was as great at his job as you think he is it would not even be a remote possibility it doesn't get renewed.


What I'm saying is he could have done all of those things without making the league look so utterly incompetent along the way. You know the ratings keep going down and the actual on field stuff is pretty shitty right now, right?

I'm sure Roger Goodell is a great yes man behind the scenes but there are other humans capable of being yes men without also looking incompetent.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Johnny English on November 17, 2017, 01:06:45 PM
I think you are misunderstanding why I think they will definitely get rid of him and it is even a question right now about his contract. If he was as great at his job as you think he is it would not even be a remote possibility it doesn't get renewed.


What I'm saying is he could have done all of those things without making the league look so utterly incompetent along the way. You know the ratings keep going down and the actual on field stuff is pretty shitty right now, right?

I'm sure Roger Goodell is a great yes man behind the scenes but there are other humans capable of being yes men without also looking incompetent.

It's not about being a yes man, it's about being a lightning rod.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: sg3 on November 17, 2017, 01:08:19 PM
https://www.wsj.com/articles/nfl-accuses-cowboys-owner-jerry-jones-of-damaging-the-league-1510789249
It would be great if three things happeNed

1. The Cowboys went 0-16 for the next 10 seasons in a row.

2. The banks foreclosed on his stadium

3. Some angry fan opened up on him with an AR 15 with a Trump Bumpstock and ended his existence

Sent from my LG-H830 using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 17, 2017, 01:14:10 PM
Goodell stated recently that this will probably be his last term as commissioner. It’s been speculated as well. They have the CBA coming up in 2020 and the TV deal negotiations coming up in 2021. After that he’ll be mapping his succession plan.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Johnny English on November 17, 2017, 01:37:00 PM
Goodell stated recently that this will probably be his last term as commissioner. It’s been speculated as well. They have the CBA coming up in 2020 and the TV deal negotiations coming up in 2021. After that he’ll be mapping his succession plan.

Like I said:

They are never, ever firing Goodell; one day he'll get sick of it and go home, because they've already made him far wealthier than any sports commissioner could ever reasonably hope or expect to become as a result of his spectacularly good performance.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Johnny English on November 17, 2017, 02:25:40 PM
I think this is really nothing at all, but the timing is highly suspicious:

https://theblast.com/jerry-jones-racial-video/
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 18, 2017, 10:02:48 AM
Deadspin, and I hate giving then credit for anything, makes a decent point about Goodell’s actions possibly being his undoing in the next CBA negotiations.

All of Roger Goodell's Dick-Swinging Did the Players a Favor (https://deadspin.com/all-of-roger-goodells-dick-swinging-did-the-players-a-f-1820547479)
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Johnny English on December 06, 2017, 08:00:23 PM
I realise that UKK has taken his ball and gone home, but still:

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/938501380662353920
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Miamipuck on December 06, 2017, 09:22:36 PM
I love the comments on that link, it's as if those people don't have a clue what the Commish does. They don't.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 26, 2018, 03:28:01 PM
The New York Times reports commissioner Roger Goodell is planning to fine Cowboys owner Jerry Jones "millions of dollars" for conduct detrimental to the league.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 26, 2018, 05:26:27 PM
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The NFL incurred multimillion dollar legal costs in 2017 in fighting Cowboys owner Jerry Jones in the Zeke Elliott case and in the compensation committee's battle with Jones over Roger Goodell's contract. The other owners are now seeking reimbursement.

The decision to seek that reimbursement was made by the finance committee and other owners. The decades-old rule has been applied in the past. This one's a little different b/c of the big dollar figure and the acrimony involved in these cases.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 12, 2018, 08:34:02 AM
https://twitter.com/wagaknack/status/1039818351198052353

Lmaooooooooo

Lmao

Lmao
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: bojanglesman on September 12, 2018, 08:56:20 AM
https://twitter.com/wagaknack/status/1039818351198052353

Lmaooooooooo

Lmao

Lmao

?

EDIT: Nevermind, didn't know that was Dez.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Johnny English on September 12, 2018, 09:33:30 AM
LOL

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Cody Lillich @CodyLillich

Replying to @Wagaknack
Hello. I'm with @NBCDFW. Did you take this photo? If so, can we have irrevocable permission to use it across all NBCU partners and platforms?

freak you, pay me.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Miamipuck on September 12, 2018, 10:04:11 AM
LOL

freak you, pay me.

Espn asked something similar.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 25, 2019, 06:42:57 AM
Re: Tony Romo’s ability to broadcast a play before it happens:

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“Not about the game, but I had a great conversation with him one night about the breads that are served before dinner at various restaurants and how you can tell a lot about the restaurant based upon the bread," Jones said.

See thread title.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: reuben on January 25, 2019, 07:19:23 AM
Re: Tony Romo’s ability to broadcast a play before it happens:

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“Not about the game, but I had a great conversation with him one night about the breads that are served before dinner at various restaurants and how you can tell a lot about the restaurant based upon the bread," Jones said.

See thread title.

freak yeah.  A mediocre chain restaurant lives or dies on their bread.  Red Lobster has those cheddar rolls.  Olive Garden has the breadsticks.  Outback has that brown bread.  Ground Round tried to make it happen with popcorn and the masses rejected it. 
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Heismanberg on January 25, 2019, 07:21:13 AM
Texas Roadhouse has the best chain restaurant bread
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: MBGreen on January 25, 2019, 08:04:50 AM
Texas Roadhouse has the best chain restaurant bread

seconded


Discovered the bread in Orlando last May....it's delicious.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 25, 2019, 09:05:48 AM
The breadsticks from Pizza Hut from when you were a kid were awesome
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: reuben on January 25, 2019, 10:42:14 AM
The breadsticks from Pizza Hut from when you were a kid were awesome

Are they different now?  I haven't had Pizza Hut in about 20 years. 

But they were amazing.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Pope on January 25, 2019, 11:03:32 AM
Mike Francesa and Shake Shack bread
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 25, 2019, 11:26:07 AM
Are they different now?  I haven't had Pizza Hut in about 20 years. 

But they were amazing.

Same here, I’m just assuming they ruined them
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: guinness77 on January 25, 2019, 11:39:12 AM
I don’t give a freak...I don’t really care for Red Lobster but those cheddar biscuits doe???
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 25, 2019, 02:26:58 PM
My wife lives for the bread at Longhorn Steakhouse.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 30, 2019, 05:41:37 PM
https://twitter.com/slaternfl/status/1211785724325969921?s=21
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: IATA on December 30, 2019, 07:41:21 PM
We're waiting to fire gase until we know Garrett is available, that's gotta be it.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Johnny English on December 30, 2019, 07:57:36 PM
We're waiting to fire gase until we know Garrett is available, that's gotta be it.

It's a sad thing that I find myself wondering which I'd prefer.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Miamipuck on December 30, 2019, 08:02:49 PM
It's a sad thing that I find myself wondering which I'd prefer.

Pretty much yeah
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: bojanglesman on January 04, 2020, 09:58:12 AM
No idea why they haven't fired Garrett yet.  Maybe Jerruh is trying to get every last desperate BJ he can out of Garrett before sending him packing.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 04, 2020, 10:56:06 AM
This is just getting awkward, now.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Johnny English on January 04, 2020, 11:01:18 AM
This is just getting awkward, now.

It's like when you split up with your girlfriend but neither of you can afford to move out and neither of you can afford the rent on your own so you decide to both stay in the apartment like roommates until the lease is up and excrement is WEIRD for the next six weeks until you both agree that you're just going to find a way to afford to move.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 04, 2020, 03:52:55 PM
It's like when you split up with your girlfriend but neither of you can afford to move out and neither of you can afford the rent on your own so you decide to both stay in the apartment like roommates until the lease is up and excrement is WEIRD for the next six weeks until you both agree that you're just going to find a way to afford to move.

What is really unsettling are all of the reports about McCarthy and Lewis being considered for the HC job. If you’re going to start looking then you should definitely fire him first.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Heismanberg on January 04, 2020, 03:53:38 PM
What is really unsettling are all of the reports about McCarthy and Lewis being considered for the HC job. If you’re going to start looking then you should definitely fire him first.

His contract is expiring.  Jones doesn't have to fire him.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: d sw0rdz on January 04, 2020, 05:04:43 PM
It's like when you split up with your girlfriend but neither of you can afford to move out and neither of you can afford the rent on your own so you decide to both stay in the apartment like roommates until the lease is up and excrement is WEIRD for the next six weeks until you both agree that you're just going to find a way to afford to move.

meanwhile the girl will still be dating/freaking other guys
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Johnny English on January 05, 2020, 01:31:14 PM
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NFL Update @MySportsUpdate

Jason Garrett is still lobbying to be the the #Cowboys HC, per @JayGlazer. He still isn’t officially out. Meanwhile, Mike McCarthy’s interview with Dallas went so well that he’s still there today.

Let it go, Jason.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 05, 2020, 03:02:31 PM
This is just painful.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: bojanglesman on January 05, 2020, 03:29:19 PM
It would be funny if they kept Garrett on in some other capacity.  Stupid, but funny.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Johnny English on January 05, 2020, 03:39:01 PM
Apparently Marvin Lewis has told Dallas that having Hue Jackson as his OC is a condition of him taking their HC job. I'm not really sure what to say about that.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Heismanberg on January 05, 2020, 03:39:28 PM
Apparently Marvin Lewis has told Dallas that having Hue Jackson as his OC is a condition of him taking their HC job. I'm not really sure what to say about that.

lmao
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Rosetta Stoned on January 05, 2020, 03:51:16 PM
Apparently Marvin Lewis has told Dallas that having Hue Jackson as his OC is a condition of him taking their HC job. I'm not really sure what to say about that.

Dunno how much Hue has lost respect in NFL locker rooms due to his time in Cleveland, but he has been a very successful OC before, especially under Lewis.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: bojanglesman on January 05, 2020, 05:13:41 PM
Finally fired.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Johnny English on January 05, 2020, 07:07:04 PM
Finally fired.

Now standing in the parking lot holding a sign above his head:

PLEASE TAKE ME BACK JERRY
I PROMISE I CAN CHANGE
WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 05, 2020, 07:23:10 PM
I can understand not wanting to give up the job but seriously why wouldn't the Cowboys immediately state their position?
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Johnny English on January 05, 2020, 07:25:31 PM
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Ian Rapoport @RapSheet

The #Cowboys have officially fired coach Jason Garrett, and Garrett has allowed them to do so, source confirms. Obvious but now done

This is already my favourite postseason since 2010. Just missing a Gase firing.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 05, 2020, 07:30:18 PM
That's like saying he allowed them to hire him.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Johnny English on January 05, 2020, 07:33:38 PM
That's like saying he allowed them to hire him.

I suspect the whole allowing them to fire him is because he's not yet technically out of contract, and they need him to be done before they can move on to hire their new guy. It still sounds damn funny though.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: guinness77 on January 05, 2020, 08:26:16 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/4Vvcr5F.jpg)
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 05, 2020, 08:31:01 PM
Sloppiest firing since Steinbrenner canned Billy Martin.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 05, 2020, 08:39:47 PM
I suspect the whole allowing them to fire him is because he's not yet technically out of contract, and they need him to be done before they can move on to hire their new guy. It still sounds damn funny though.

I’d be very interested to know the details on that when his contract is already expiring.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: bojanglesman on January 06, 2020, 02:30:40 AM
Jason Garrett's response to the firing:

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200106/c5cab9068b528c6fc218469c06a6d1e3.gif)

You think they let him keep the headset as a momento?  I bet he will wear it around his house and pretend he's still the Cowboys coach next year.

"Goddammit Jason, take that excrement off your head and take out the recycling!!"- his wife
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 23, 2020, 11:59:03 AM
https://twitter.com/profootballtalk/status/1253315641697800192?s=21
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: bojanglesman on April 23, 2020, 12:22:40 PM
https://twitter.com/profootballtalk/status/1253315641697800192?s=21
That's awesome.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: IATA on April 23, 2020, 12:41:54 PM
inb4 this is the best draft in cowboy history, somehow
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 23, 2020, 10:50:18 PM
https://twitter.com/nfl_memes/status/1253514952222158849?s=21
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Libero_2 on April 23, 2020, 11:11:44 PM
https://twitter.com/nfl_memes/status/1253514952222158849?s=21
Why do normal people have 2+ phones? I just have never understood that.

I get a work phone vs. a personal. But that's clearly not the case here
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: reuben on April 23, 2020, 11:13:45 PM
"He won't say excrement if I do it while the camera's on us..."

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWVh9NhXQAE8Ppq?format=jpg&name=900x900)

Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Miamipuck on April 24, 2020, 12:09:46 AM
Like this comment:

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That’s actually his sister, DeeVeeDee Lamb
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 24, 2020, 12:26:07 AM
Seriously, what’s up with his teeth?
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Libero_2 on April 24, 2020, 07:03:15 AM
That may well be this years Breshaud Perriman picture
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: insanity on April 24, 2020, 09:09:43 AM
Why do normal people have 2+ phones? I just have never understood that.

I get a work phone vs. a personal. But that's clearly not the case here

Why is that clearly not the case here.

The dude is a celebrity.  Maybe one phone is for close friends and family and then other is for the millions of people who want to contact him for football and business. 

It's a good solution for "turning work off" or in this case all the people annoying him to do things for them
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 03, 2020, 08:37:16 AM
https://twitter.com/f3boyscout/status/1256761502398365702?s=21
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 28, 2020, 09:43:26 PM
https://twitter.com/reddawg77089/status/1277417530177585159?s=21
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 28, 2020, 10:29:28 PM
That dude's been a mess.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 29, 2020, 08:31:56 AM
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was rather blunt in discussing why the team released Poe, who was a free agent addition to the team last March.

“When you’re 30 pounds overweight and you’re not doing anything about what’s keeping you from performing well on the field, there is no reason to get into the other stuff,” Jones said, via Chris Mortensen of ESPN.com.

The “other stuff” refers to Poe being the only Cowboys player that kneels in protest during the national anthem before games. It’s a practice that Jones had been vocally outspoken against in the past. Jones declined to speak on that subject in regards to Poe’s release.

“I understand your question and I’m deliberately not going to answer it,” Jones replied. “We have a platform here but the platform on the football field has a high standard, and he [Poe] was not up to the standard. He needed to correct that and he did not. I’m going to leave it at that.”


Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 29, 2020, 08:40:10 AM
Not sure why these quotes aren’t in this thread so I’ll add them for the historical record:

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Jerry Jones on his new helicopter: "You can shoot out of it. You can shoot pigs out of it. You can do a lot of things in this helicopter."

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On if he would go out and get a top pass rusher...

Jones: If I have a chance to bring one of these premiere pass rushers, one of these war daddies that takes two to block, if I have a chance to get a player like that - I would...it's not a question of that. It's a question of where is he? And who gives him up if he's a veteran, or where is he in the draft, or where is he anywhere? So, yeah we do need pressure. We're going to try to do something about it.

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Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, who spoke about the possibility of injured quarterback Tony Romo going on injured reserve (via the Star-Telegram) during a radio show:

“I don’t want to rule out anything. I don’t know that anybody is qualified to do that. Medicine basically gives you estimates and guidelines, and I’m not trying to be vague here, but there’s no need to rule out anything. We don’t have a situation on the 53, this isn’t an active roster day-game situation. He won’t be active, and we don’t have anybody valuable enough to take up that last spot to give us the opportunity to see how he does. There’s just not enough value there realistically to bring someone else in. That’s the deciding factor.

“You don’t have to spend a lot of time going over and kind of circumcising the mosquito. You don’t have to do that over there on him because you look back over on the other side that caused you to make the decision, and there’s nobody good enough to take that spot to give you a chance for that if he can come back.”
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Johnny English on October 29, 2020, 08:47:21 AM
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Jerry Jones on his new helicopter: "You can shoot out of it. You can shoot pigs out of it. You can do a lot of things in this helicopter."

Jerry Jones outed as BLM supporter
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 29, 2020, 08:50:56 AM
Re: Tony Romo’s ability to broadcast a play before it happens:

“Not about the game, but I had a great conversation with him one night about the breads that are served before dinner at various restaurants and how you can tell a lot about the restaurant based upon the bread," Jones said.

See thread title.

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Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Badger on October 29, 2020, 10:16:12 AM
Jerry Jones outed as BLM supporter
Helicopters can also be an anticommunist dog whistle so clearly Jerruh is a radical centrist
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Heismanberg on October 29, 2020, 11:27:44 AM
Helicopters can also be an anticommunist dog whistle so clearly Jerruh is a radical centrist

MB's favorite food:  the whistle dog
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 23, 2021, 10:53:55 AM
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Jerry Jones of the Dallas Cowboys took the floor: "Look, my daddy grew up on a farm in southwest Missouri. Every so often in the spring, the wind would come from a different part of the country, and the moon would set a different way, and the owls would start f---ing the chickens."

Nobody knew where he was going with this story.

"The owls are f---ing the chickens," Jones continued. "It makes no sense that they turned this down, but it's a great thing for us."

AMEN!!!

https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/1364252843939684354?s=21
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 24, 2021, 11:47:28 AM
https://twitter.com/joriepstein/status/1430168805196640277?s=21
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: bojanglesman on August 24, 2021, 11:51:38 AM
Jurrah making....sense?
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Johnny English on August 24, 2021, 11:59:04 AM
Jurrah making....sense?

I know it's fun to rag on Jerry Jones because he's a Texas oil billionaire who owns the most loved and most hated team in the NFL, but generally I find him to be a really good owner.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Derek Smalls on August 24, 2021, 12:47:35 PM
I know it's fun to rag on Jerry Jones because he's a Texas oil billionaire who owns the most loved and most hated team in the NFL, but generally I find him to be a really good owner.
I respect that he wants to win, and that he's loyal to his guys, but I would prefer an owner let the football people run the football ship. Crazy that an owner is also the GM.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 24, 2021, 01:03:02 PM
I respect that he wants to win, and that he's loyal to his guys, but I would prefer an owner let the football people run the football ship. Crazy that an owner is also the GM.

I 100% agree, but the power structure for decision making has shifted slightly there in recent years
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 11, 2022, 09:28:54 PM
I don’t like Jerry Jones. There’s plenty of reasons for that.

But damnit, do I respect him as a sports team owner.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 11, 2022, 09:29:14 PM
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Jerry Jones to @TMZ last night: “When y’all hear what sounds like, over these Los Angeles hills, when you think they got one of these mountain lions with his tail caught underneath a house, that’s me screaming into my pillow for not being in this Super Bowl.”
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 11, 2022, 09:33:56 PM
I respect that he wants to win, and that he's loyal to his guys, but I would prefer an owner let the football people run the football ship. Crazy that an owner is also the GM.

Looking at this again, and this isn’t a relevant statement anytime recently. They would have taken Johnny Manziel over Zack Martin years before you made this post.

I echoed what you said for years, and then things changed. They’ve actually had an excellent front office over recent years, so either GM doesn’t matter or for the Cowboys it’s a figurehead position and they have real people calling the shots.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Libero_2 on February 12, 2022, 06:57:55 AM
I think it’s the second one. Jerry wants the glory, but realizes he needs real people doing the gig, so he has the title but someone else is really handling the decision making, and jerry has the right to overrule but usually doesn’t
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Badger on March 10, 2022, 05:33:50 AM
https://www.dallasnews.com/news/courts/2022/03/09/woman-sues-dallas-cowboys-owner-jerry-jones-says-he-is-her-father-court-documents-say/
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: delavan on March 10, 2022, 06:51:08 AM
He’s got his quarterback not his daughter back.  Next time strap your shlt daddy
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 23, 2022, 02:38:32 PM
https://twitter.com/joshclarkdavis/status/1595457635611992079?s=46&t=NJBL81EeZt9lR_5FStt4yg
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Badger on December 23, 2022, 11:52:02 PM
https://nypost.com/2022/12/24/cowboys-owner-jerry-jones-ordered-by-judge-to-take-paternity-test/
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 24, 2023, 03:56:21 AM
Jerry Jones was asked about DE Sam Williams having some off the field issues since being drafted by the Cowboys last year. Williams was involved in a car wreck last year where he was driving nearly 100 miles per hour. When that was mentioned to Jones:

“First of all, I’m seeing that he is, which is more often the case than not, this sounds a little hollow, but he is maturing. And he is. What was he going 66 miles per hour (when he was arrested this year)? So, he’s 34 miles an hour less this year. Ninety-eight to 66, that’s improvement. We’ll keep working. We’ll get it down.”
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: IATA on August 24, 2023, 12:41:32 PM
I'm not seeing any lies
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Badger on November 03, 2023, 11:17:54 AM
https://twitter.com/clarencehilljr/status/1720467096360947940?t=KoQJS1L4cHZ7zILAWRECDA&s=19
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: MBGreen on January 15, 2024, 07:41:02 AM
https://x.com/TheGhettoGronk/status/1746697028342575315?s=20
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: Badger on February 29, 2024, 06:37:12 PM
https://apnews.com/article/jerry-jones-paternity-lawsuit-e3f77389d9afe8c1574bec2630c548fa
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 29, 2024, 07:08:44 PM
He is letting go fast.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: bojanglesman on February 29, 2024, 08:25:56 PM
He is letting go fast.

Maybe he could pull a Trump and just offer to go to her birthday party once a year since that will clearly show enough support until he can appeal the appeal of the appeal's appeal.
Title: Re: Jerry Jones is my spirit animal
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 29, 2024, 10:38:54 PM
Maybe he could pull a Trump and just offer to go to her birthday party once a year since that will clearly show enough support until he can appeal the appeal of the appeal's appeal.


“I told you to book a DJ, not the freaking Crypt Keeper!”