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Title: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 09, 2020, 12:56:57 AM
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Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Heismanberg on August 13, 2020, 02:35:10 PM
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/08/13/report-seahawks-cut-kemah-siverand-for-trying-to-sneak-woman-into-team-hotel/
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Libero_2 on August 13, 2020, 03:37:19 PM
If Jamal has done this, I wonder how the response would have been different?
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on August 13, 2020, 04:53:07 PM
If Jamal has done this, I wonder how the response would have been different?
They would have traded him to Dallas
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on January 09, 2021, 07:12:43 PM
DK Metcalf should demand a trade from this loser team
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 09, 2021, 07:13:03 PM
https://twitter.com/Michael_Nania/status/1348075057722044417
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: MBGreen on January 09, 2021, 07:23:51 PM
https://twitter.com/MasterTes/status/1348071099838435328?s=19
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on January 09, 2021, 07:24:26 PM
https://twitter.com/Michael_Nania/status/1348075057722044417
Looking pretty solid for 24.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on January 09, 2021, 07:26:08 PM
https://twitter.com/MasterTes/status/1348071099838435328?s=19
https://twitter.com/AdamGaseBurner/status/1348075676692316162?s=19
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on January 09, 2021, 07:29:28 PM
Jamal Adams did all this dancing just to get dicked down by Jared Goff and a backup https://t.co/DdmHb4c5TT
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 09, 2021, 07:30:19 PM
https://twitter.com/magoato/status/1348072710124015616
Rams victory cigar
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 09, 2021, 07:48:42 PM
Jamal Adams did all this dancing just to get dicked down by Jared Goff and a backup https://t.co/DdmHb4c5TT

He was the one who Mo Lewised the backup.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: delavan on January 11, 2021, 12:38:09 PM
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/01/10/jamal-adams-needs-surgeries-to-repair-injuries-to-shoulder-fingers/

Keep trying to be Steve Atwater slugger
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on January 12, 2021, 06:10:11 PM
SCHOTTY FIRED
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on January 12, 2021, 06:10:49 PM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1349146332783665154?s=19
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on January 12, 2021, 06:12:31 PM
Wonder who the first fucktard will be to suggest Schotty to Jets.....
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 12, 2021, 06:16:15 PM
Schotty to Jets
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on January 12, 2021, 06:16:23 PM
Wonder who the first fucktard will be to suggest Schotty to Jets.....
We should hire Schotty.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on January 12, 2021, 06:19:21 PM
Wait... Adam Gase to Seattle. Make it happen.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on January 12, 2021, 06:27:32 PM
Schotty 2 Jets?
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Libero_2 on January 12, 2021, 06:40:10 PM
Wait... Adam Gase to Seattle. Make it happen.
It would definitely help our draft pick next year.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 12, 2021, 07:12:05 PM
Schotty 2 Jets?

Schotty 2 Hottie
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 12, 2021, 08:06:43 PM
So you're saying he's available...
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on January 12, 2021, 08:14:41 PM
It would definitely help our draft pick next year.
Need Loljeans to go with him.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 12, 2021, 08:15:15 PM
Saleh HC
Schotty OC
Kacy Rodgers DC

Let's gooooo
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 13, 2021, 06:57:14 AM
All this time and Schotty never got a head coach gig.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on January 13, 2021, 07:09:46 AM
All this time and Schotty never got a head coach gig.
Now's his chance, make it happen JAX
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: MBGreen on January 13, 2021, 07:11:29 AM
Now's his chance, make it happen JAX
Or he could go blackface and interview in Houston
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on January 27, 2021, 02:30:40 PM
Not lol

https://twitter.com/EmmanuelAcho/status/1354458405218340866?s=20
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Johnny English on January 27, 2021, 02:36:56 PM
Not lol

https://twitter.com/EmmanuelAcho/status/1354458405218340866?s=20

Bit more than just the usual "entitled football player is poopchute" in this story, by the sound of it:

https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/27/chad-wheeler-police-report-gf-bi-polar-off-medication-seattle-seahawks-nfl/
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 27, 2021, 02:37:29 PM
Not lol

https://twitter.com/EmmanuelAcho/status/1354458405218340866?s=20

Please send this mother fucker to jail.

EDIT: He's been waived. If he doesn't clear waivers that team deserves to burn.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: dcm1602 on January 28, 2021, 08:01:42 AM
Bit more than just the usual "entitled football player is poopchute" in this story, by the sound of it:

https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/27/chad-wheeler-police-report-gf-bi-polar-off-medication-seattle-seahawks-nfl/

I have zero interest in defending the guy at all, as mental illness doesn't absolve anyone of their actions.

But it's seemingly a missing thing from this conversation, the dude apparently has a legit mental disorder. Yet it seems like the story is getting framed in a very different light.

Throw the guy under the bus, lock him up, treat him like a piece of excrement. But at least use it as a opportunity for mental illness awareness
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on January 28, 2021, 08:02:46 AM
I have zero interest in defending the guy at all,

But
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: dcm1602 on January 28, 2021, 08:05:16 AM


But isn't about defending him.

It's about this being an opportunity to encourage  discussions about mental illness.

I thought sports decided that social issues were near and dear to their heart. So why is the major social issue being completely glossed over here?
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Johnny English on February 07, 2021, 02:11:16 PM
why

https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/1358496292889006081
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on February 07, 2021, 02:18:30 PM
why

https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/1358496292889006081
Free to ask I guess.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 07, 2021, 03:03:20 PM
Elite screen cap.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on April 14, 2021, 10:09:50 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1380893535549947905
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Johnny English on April 14, 2021, 11:52:55 AM
I had Seattle as one of my teams in a mock on another site. Traded their second round pick for a pair of thirds and took Deonte Brown and D'Wayne Eskridge, which I think they'd be pretty happy with.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: MBGreen on April 15, 2021, 10:20:55 AM
Mike Garafolo
@MikeGarafolo
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Another one: The #Seahawks and Aldon Smith have agreed to terms on a one-year deal, sources tell me and @RapSheet
.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Johnny English on April 15, 2021, 10:29:00 AM
Mike Garafolo
@MikeGarafolo
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11m
Another one: The #Seahawks and Aldon Smith have agreed to terms on a one-year deal, sources tell me and @RapSheet
.

Is he sober now?
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: MBGreen on April 15, 2021, 10:33:57 AM
Is he sober now?

are you?
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Heismanberg on April 15, 2021, 10:34:16 AM
Is he sober now?

He started 16 games for the Cowboys in 2020
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Johnny English on April 15, 2021, 10:41:49 AM
are you?

Not had a drink for three days. Stupid rona.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: MBGreen on April 15, 2021, 10:46:44 AM
Not had a drink for three days. Stupid rona.

stay strong
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 15, 2021, 11:24:49 AM
Not had a drink for three days. Stupid rona.

You get rona?
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Heismanberg on April 15, 2021, 11:25:44 AM
You get rona?

He got AIDS at the pub
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Johnny English on April 15, 2021, 11:27:46 AM
You get rona?

Yes, tested positive last Friday. Not overly symptomatic, feels like a cold. Get tired a lot though and I don't feel like drinking.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 15, 2021, 11:48:01 AM
Yes, tested positive last Friday. Not overly symptomatic, feels like a cold. Get tired a lot though and I don't feel like drinking.
Sorry dude.  Hope you shake it off quick.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Johnny English on April 15, 2021, 12:04:11 PM
Sorry dude.  Hope you shake it off quick.

Thanks man. It's been two weeks now since the day of infection (I know exactly when I caught it and who from), so all being well I'm through the worst of it now. A couple of others I was with had it way worse.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 15, 2021, 12:33:31 PM
Yes, tested positive last Friday. Not overly symptomatic, feels like a cold. Get tired a lot though and I don't feel like drinking.
excrement man, sorry to hear that. Feel better.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Johnny English on April 15, 2021, 12:43:23 PM
excrement man, sorry to hear that. Feel better.

Thanks, it's my own dumbass fault I got it and I'm lucky that it doesn't appear to be hitting me too hard.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 15, 2021, 07:40:36 PM
Thanks, it's my own dumbass fault I got it and I'm lucky that it doesn't appear to be hitting me too hard.

We tried to tell you to stop kneeling at the glory hole in the pub's men's room.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Johnny English on April 15, 2021, 07:52:54 PM
We tried to tell you to stop kneeling at the glory hole in the pub's men's room.

a) No you didn't

b) If I kneel I can't reach
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Heismanberg on April 19, 2021, 12:18:35 PM
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1384194202741854208?s=20

he just can't help himself
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Johnny English on April 19, 2021, 12:28:23 PM
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1384194202741854208?s=20

he just can't help himself

Is he sober now?
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: insanity on April 19, 2021, 12:42:50 PM
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1384194202741854208?s=20

he just can't help himself
Sounds like a common case of doing football at the wrong time.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: IATA on April 19, 2021, 05:54:23 PM
Aldon Smith and being a total fuckup unworthy of a 6th chance, name a more iconic duo.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on April 19, 2021, 06:15:36 PM
Aldon Smith and being a total fuckup unworthy of a 6th chance, name a more iconic duo.
Josh Gordon and drugs.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Libero_2 on April 19, 2021, 06:49:30 PM
I firmly believe that both Smith and Gordon had HOF potential and they just couldn’t get things right off the field to fulfill that potential
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Johnny English on April 19, 2021, 08:03:07 PM
I firmly believe that both Smith and Gordon had HOF potential and they just couldn’t get things right off the field to fulfill that potential

That's not exactly a wildly left field opinion.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: delavan on July 12, 2021, 05:08:16 PM
The latest on Jamal Adams (Alijah Vera-Tucker, 2022 1st round pick - thx JD)

https://www.profootballrumors.com/2021/07/latest-on-seahawks-jamal-adams
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We heard recently that Adams wasn’t just looking to become the league’s highest-paid safety, he was looking to enter a tier of his own. The sixth overall pick of the 2017 draft reportedly wants to be treated like his own unique position and not be grouped in with other safeties on the market.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: MBGreen on July 12, 2021, 05:21:12 PM
The latest on Jamal Adams (Alijah Vera-Tucker, 2022 1st round pick - thx JD)

https://www.profootballrumors.com/2021/07/latest-on-seahawks-jamal-adams

AIDS....enjoy it, Seattle.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: dcm1602 on July 12, 2021, 05:25:14 PM
One of the most lobsided trades in recent history

Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on July 12, 2021, 05:25:20 PM
The latest on Jamal Adams (Alijah Vera-Tucker, 2022 1st round pick - thx JD)

https://www.profootballrumors.com/2021/07/latest-on-seahawks-jamal-adams
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Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 12, 2021, 10:55:49 PM
The latest on Jamal Adams (Alijah Vera-Tucker, 2022 1st round pick - thx JD)

https://www.profootballrumors.com/2021/07/latest-on-seahawks-jamal-adams

JFC.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: delavan on July 31, 2021, 11:56:49 AM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1c/Russell_Wilson_2020.jpg/198px-Russell_Wilson_2020.jpg)
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Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on August 09, 2021, 08:59:11 AM
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/31990297/russell-wilson-says-seattle-seahawks-got-figure-duane-brown-contract-situation

Seatanks
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 09, 2021, 10:01:59 AM
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/31990297/russell-wilson-says-seattle-seahawks-got-figure-duane-brown-contract-situation

Seatanks
Russ gon die.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: mj2sexay on August 09, 2021, 10:07:57 AM
Russ gon die.

6-11 baby
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on August 09, 2021, 10:13:12 AM
6-11 baby
I don't wish injury on anyone, but if it happens, hopefully it's early in the year because he's good enough to wizard them several wins despite the excrement OL.  Anyone else under center would be make it hard for them to win anything.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: mj2sexay on August 09, 2021, 11:11:29 AM
I don't wish injury on anyone, but if it happens, hopefully it's early in the year because he's good enough to wizard them several wins despite the excrement OL.  Anyone else under center would be make it hard for them to win anything.

As good as Russ is, and he's absolutely fantastic...the lack of protection and strength of that division are going to be hard to overcome.

Never bet against him, but I do think them having a much worse year than people think even with a fully healthy Wilson is on the table.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: MBGreen on August 09, 2021, 02:43:34 PM
As good as Russ is, and he's absolutely fantastic...the lack of protection and strength of that division are going to be hard to overcome.

Never bet against him, but I do think them having a much worse year than people think even with a fully healthy Wilson is on the table.
I'm banking on Seattle's D stinking this season
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Libero_2 on August 09, 2021, 03:57:28 PM
As good as Russ is, and he's absolutely fantastic...the lack of protection and strength of that division are going to be hard to overcome.

Never bet against him, but I do think them having a much worse year than people think even with a fully healthy Wilson is on the table.

I would agree with this, but Wilson is on the path to the Hall of Fame, if he's healthy they will contend for 0.500 in his worst outcome. If he gets hurt in preseason for the year,  they might be a bottom 3 team in the league.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: dcm1602 on August 11, 2021, 05:06:15 PM
Seattle cut ties with Aldon Smith for more off the field legal issues

Is the juice worth the squeeze?
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 05, 2021, 04:09:17 PM
https://twitter.com/RichCimini/status/1434616975699943424?s=19

freak that guy
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Libero_2 on September 05, 2021, 06:22:03 PM
Given how many days it took him to find a home, I can’t imagine he’s going to be all that great in Seattle either. That said I hope he starts for them, anything to make them a worse team and get us a better draft pick
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on September 27, 2021, 07:41:20 AM
https://twitter.com/ciara/status/1441898476640645122?s=19
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on September 27, 2021, 07:50:45 AM
https://twitter.com/ciara/status/1441898476640645122?s=19
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Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on October 03, 2021, 08:13:15 PM
Russell Wilson fastest QB ever to 100 wins
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on October 07, 2021, 10:49:35 PM
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1446296966271578147?t=is7fFHEXA6iEsoGskadI1A&s=19

Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: reuben on October 08, 2021, 12:01:38 AM
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I am generally opposed to sweeping statements, but I'm all over this one:  Jamal Adams is a bust, and the worst player move by far of the PCJS era.  Now, I was dead opposed to the trade for him, and stridently opposed to the roster-killing extension.  So I definitely have a bias against him.  And the dude is super athletic, and plays with a high motor.  I even think he's doing his best.  Yet Adams' breakdown plays and general skills are so bad, he's going to kill our defensive season at this point.  And that's even without talking about years to come.

Adams didn't have two awful plays today, he had three.  He didn't look bad in the first half, and the defensive game plan generally worked very well there.  The issue is that when he has bad plays, they are near catastrophic.  1) On the 68-yarder, coverage is his responsibility there.  He has no idea where the ball is, and never even adjusts to his man either, but is simply running out of control to nowhere.  Then Jamal basically stops dead and becomes an observer while Jackson runs away.  It was Sidney Jones who had to run the guy down, while Adams with all his speed never even got back in the play.  2) On Henderson's 29 yard run to set up the Rams' second touchdown, filling the zone block gap Henderson cut up into was his responsibility.  He was too far back.  Sidney Jones took a good angle from outside to make tackle---and Adams body checked him to the ground going for a play himself.  And then totally blew the tackle, with Henderson running right through his arms.  It was Diggs who had to prevent a TD on the back end.  But not for long because 3) on Higbee's TD, Adams has zero instincts to read a cut despite the fact that he's in man coverage back there.  Higbee totally left him for dead on a basic out.

Adams can't read the ball in the air.  We've watched him for 20 games:  he has no idea where a ball is going to come down.  He doesn't get his hands up to defense the pass, and hardly ever makes a play on he ball.  He's useless for interceptions, and has dropped ones thrown right too him.  He has no feel for coverage, and a decent cut by a receiver leaves him beached like a dead orca.  Alright then, if he's a liability in coverage, then he's a box safety, right?  Except we've seen running backs run right over him multiple times this year.  As well as the disaster on the 29-yarder, late in this game there was another play where a blocker had him stood up to the right side, and the runner came right by within arms reach of him on the right, and Adams never even reacted to the runner, didn't even stick his arm out but was just glued to the blocker wrestling the guy.  No instincts to read the play even though it came right too him, no idea the runner was there.  There is just so much fundamentally wrong with the dude. He's severely deficient in instincts and skills for a safety, and all the athleticism in the world doesn't make up for giving up 2-3 game killing plays a contest.  For all that we've harsher on Flowers, I don't believe he gave up a TD this year.  I think we're up to at least three Ds Adams has given up.  No play by Flowers was as bad as that 68-yarder to Jackson.  You read that right:  Adams is worse, and much worse, in coverage than Flowers.  And not nearly as good a tackler.  The only thing Jamal's accomplished on the pass rush this season is a RTP (which was a weak call but fits with the rest). 

This is a fourth year player.  The total BS we heard last year about "Jamal doesn't know the scheme with a limited camp" doesn't walk because he's making the same mistakes now in coverage and even worse.  And it's not that Jamal is not trying:  I honestly believe that he is giving his all and making a total effort, that's the sickest part of this.  Jamal Adams just has terrible instincts for what a safety needs to do, and accordingly has never refined the skills.  We honestly would be better right now if Adams was benched and they played Ryan Neal.  Who has not yet blown any play as badly as and of those three by Adams in a single game, and an almost must win game against our biggest division rival.  Of course they're not going to bench him.  And I can guarantee at this point Adams will cost us another game or two this year alone.  I'm personally at the point where I don't even want to see his number on the field.  Adams is going to really, really haunt this org.  And I have no idea how we move his contract by the time it becomes inescapably obvious his weaknesses as a player are killing us.  17.5 AAV; $37M guaranteed---to a bust.

Really do enjoy the 12th man tears.  Pompous cunts.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 08, 2021, 12:14:05 AM
https://twitter.com/drniravpandya/status/1446325136202690561?s=21

I did this to the exact same finger in 2012.  Went to urgent care because it wouldn’t set. 

They gave me some bullshit plastic splint to wear for 4-6 weeks to heal the tendon.  I said freak it after about two days and my finger healed in a couple weeks, but it’s a bit crooked.

He can probably play through it with a glove but I hope the tendon is fucked and he needs surgery.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Libero_2 on October 08, 2021, 04:50:25 AM
https://twitter.com/drniravpandya/status/1446325136202690561?s=21

I did this to the exact same finger in 2012.  Went to urgent care because it wouldn’t set. 

They gave me some bullshit plastic splint to wear for 4-6 weeks to heal the tendon.  I said freak it after about two days and my finger healed in a couple weeks, but it’s a bit crooked.

He can probably play through it with a glove but I hope the tendon is fucked and he needs surgery.

Here’s hoping he misses at least a month, and then Seattle is 2-7 when he gets back and are already 4 games back from the WC and they decide to shut him down later in the year so he can heal properly, leading to a remarkable 4-13 finish for the Hawks
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on October 08, 2021, 06:33:34 AM
Here’s hoping he misses at least a month, and then Seattle is 2-7 when he gets back and are already 4 games back from the WC and they decide to shut him down later in the year so he can heal properly, leading to a remarkable 4-13 finish for the Hawks
Inshallah
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: MBGreen on October 08, 2021, 09:36:13 AM
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
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#Seahawks QB Russell Wilson will have an MRI on his finger today, sources say, and then seek a consultation with hand specialist Dr. Steven Shin of Kerlan-Jobe in LA. The initial belief is he has mallet finger, essentially a sprained joint that makes it hard to flex a finger.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: mj2sexay on October 08, 2021, 10:08:40 AM
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
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#Seahawks QB Russell Wilson will have an MRI on his finger today, sources say, and then seek a consultation with hand specialist Dr. Steven Shin of Kerlan-Jobe in LA. The initial belief is he has mallet finger, essentially a sprained joint that makes it hard to flex a finger.

Ooooof.

Gotta imagine if this is the case and he needs surgery, the most optimistic timetable is him missing at least two games.

Enter GeNO
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Johnny English on October 08, 2021, 10:45:07 AM
Geno has more passing yards than any other QB from the 2013 draft class.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 08, 2021, 11:07:54 AM
I can't believe that great Ryan Nassib let Geno get away with that
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: MBGreen on October 08, 2021, 11:22:20 AM
I can't believe that great Ryan Nassib let Geno get away with that

that's because Carl touched Ryan's weiner in the bathtub when they were 10.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 08, 2021, 12:48:47 PM
I can't believe that great Ryan Nassib let Geno get away with that

I remember watching their bowl game horrified at the idea that we'd wind up with one of them.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 08, 2021, 12:52:09 PM
I remember watching their bowl game horrified at the idea that we'd wind up with one of them.

I still remember Tony Pauline saying Nassib would be a first round pick
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 08, 2021, 12:57:27 PM
Curious how Geno does. He's had a weird career. Forced into playing early even though he wasn't ready. Got injured as soon as he started showing some signs he might not completely suck. Then got punched in the face by his teammate and basically disappeared for 6 years.

Geno and Jamal delivering the Jets a top-10 pick would be just perfect.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 08, 2021, 01:07:23 PM
He's going to Geno so hard. He's going to Geno all over the field.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on October 08, 2021, 02:19:36 PM
He's going to Geno so hard. He's going to Geno all over the field.
Replace peak with Geno and Philadelphia with Seattle

https://youtu.be/gdWAhP8rYKA
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Libero_2 on October 08, 2021, 02:45:13 PM
I remember watching their bowl game horrified at the idea that we'd wind up with one of them.


I was at that bowl game in NYC and it solidified for me that Geno would never be an NFL success. Then we take the dumb mother fucker anyways.

Wasnt EJ Manuel the first QB from that class out of the league? Well first of the top 4 round guys anyways? God that class was a damned disaster, which everyone knew at the time, but we just couldn’t freaking help ourselves.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on October 08, 2021, 02:54:36 PM


I was at that bowl game in NYC and it solidified for me that Geno would never be an NFL success. Then we take the dumb mother fucker anyways.

Wasnt EJ Manuel the first QB from that class out of the league? Well first of the top 4 round guys anyways? God that class was a damned disaster, which everyone knew at the time, but we just couldn’t freaking help ourselves.
I was begging for us to wait til 2014 and take Bridgewater or Carr.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 08, 2021, 03:23:05 PM
I was begging for us to wait til 2014 and take Bridgewater or Carr.

And then we skipped that class and waited for Hackenberg. Someone please kill me.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 08, 2021, 05:14:21 PM
https://twitter.com/jfowlerespn/status/1446599063592263682?s=21
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 08, 2021, 05:14:39 PM
This is actually bad news because Geno is elite
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 08, 2021, 05:18:06 PM
Let’s hope they lose out
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on October 08, 2021, 05:25:40 PM
Their next 8 weeks:

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20211008/f8f6f014fbf09d1e3a20d70440ddaf1c.jpg)
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 08, 2021, 05:26:08 PM
Geno as a starting QB:

2013: 8-8 - 18th overall pick
2014: 3-10 - 6th overall pick
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on October 08, 2021, 05:27:00 PM
If they drop 4 out of 7 we'd be in pretty good shape.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Libero_2 on October 08, 2021, 06:16:41 PM
https://twitter.com/jfowlerespn/status/1446599063592263682?s=21

This is amazing. Let’s hope it’s 2 months and then they are out of it by then so they shut him down to recover for next year
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 08, 2021, 07:21:02 PM
Seahawks sign IK Enemkpali to a 1 week contract.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 08, 2021, 07:21:40 PM
You know, it's the Jets so I'm quite positive Geno will win 6 straight just to freak with us.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on October 08, 2021, 07:46:44 PM
..(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20211009/17e71efbca7ab8c610b4d6a25d1dde2c.jpg)
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: dcm1602 on October 08, 2021, 09:35:44 PM
I think even with Geno Seattle could feasibly go 4-2 over the next 6 weeks..
Though I'll assume they'll drop to a excrement team and end up 3-3

If it's 8 weeks in thinking 4-4

Hopefully they're already out of the playoff race before Wilson comes back and contemplate resting him

I'm predicting an 8-9 record.

Which presumably is enoguh to keep them out of the wildcard
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 08, 2021, 10:01:57 PM
You know, it's the Jets so I'm quite positive Geno will win 6 straight just to freak with us.

This is the thing that keeps me awake at night.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 08, 2021, 10:48:23 PM
That’s a win-win tho, Geno wins, and I was right in that argument with Heismanberg that Geno is better than Hackenberg
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 08, 2021, 11:03:08 PM
That’s a win-win tho, Geno wins, and I was right in that argument with Heismanberg that Geno is better than Hackenberg

He's still in the league. You're already right in that argument with Heismanberg about Hackenberg.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: reuben on October 08, 2021, 11:20:32 PM
He's still in the league. You're already right in that argument with Heismanberg about Hackenberg.

I don't know how it's even an argument.  A second round pick QB who never threw a single pass and then wasn't even good enough for the AAF.  He's the worst Jets quarterback ever.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 08, 2021, 11:22:03 PM
Geno Smith was a worse draft pick than Christian Hackenberg.

Hack didn’t slow down the rebuild nearly as much as Smith did.  Smith prevented us from taking any of the good QBs in the 2014 draft.

Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 08, 2021, 11:22:41 PM
Hack will always be SBTG
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: reuben on October 08, 2021, 11:23:45 PM
Geno Smith was a worse draft pick than Christian Hackenberg.

Hack didn’t slow down the rebuild nearly as much as Smith did.  Smith prevented us from taking any of good QBs in the 2014 draft.



Yeah, I get it, but "not good enough to even momentarily consider building around" seems like another tick in the Hack column. 
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 09, 2021, 12:16:33 AM
Geno Smith was a worse draft pick than Christian Hackenberg.

Hack didn’t slow down the rebuild nearly as much as Smith did.  Smith prevented us from taking any of the good QBs in the 2014 draft.

This is your DCM moment.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 09, 2021, 03:09:07 AM
This is your DCM moment.
Yes. If you want to say he set back the franchise more, fine. He wasn't a worse pick. Just utilized worse. The fact he is still in the NFL is somewhat impressive.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Libero_2 on October 09, 2021, 05:35:30 AM
I hope Geno is so bad that he is out of the league next year
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 09, 2021, 07:39:31 AM
Yes. If you want to say he set back the franchise more, fine. He wasn't a worse pick. Just utilized worse. The fact he is still in the NFL is somewhat impressive.

Yes, it was the franchise’s fault that he was a cocky piece of excrement for no reason and got knocked out by IK.

It’s mostly Ryan’s fault for putting Sanchez into that preseason game but it will always be freak Geno.

He most definitely set the franchise back more than any player.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on October 09, 2021, 10:29:14 AM


It’s mostly Ryan’s fault for putting Sanchez into that preseason game but it will always be freak Geno.

I still maintain that wasn't up to him. No way the guy with the Sanchez jersey tattoo was willingly tipping the scales in favor of Geno.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Johnny English on October 09, 2021, 11:21:34 AM
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1446615633605668868?t=0yUCWrfiMuJtwm68-y3zIA&s=19
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on October 10, 2021, 02:16:20 PM
Schefter: When Russell Wilson was wheeled into surgery Friday, multiple doctors believed he would miss a minimum of six weeks.

But by the time surgery was finished on Wilson's fractured right middle finger, doctors believed the Seattle Seahawks star quarterback had a realistic chance to make it back in four weeks, sources told ESPN.

"That's now the hope and, depending on some other factors, that's possible," one source told ESPN this weekend.

The Seahawks and doctors agreed that a four-week timetable is a best-case scenario for Wilson, who suffered the injury in Thursday night's loss to the Los Angeles Rams.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: reuben on October 10, 2021, 02:44:12 PM
Schefter: When Russell Wilson was wheeled into surgery Friday, multiple doctors believed he would miss a minimum of six weeks.

But by the time surgery was finished on Wilson's fractured right middle finger, doctors believed the Seattle Seahawks star quarterback had a realistic chance to make it back in four weeks, sources told ESPN.

"That's now the hope and, depending on some other factors, that's possible," one source told ESPN this weekend.

The Seahawks and doctors agreed that a four-week timetable is a best-case scenario for Wilson, who suffered the injury in Thursday night's loss to the Los Angeles Rams.

It's enough to keep Seattle out of the playoffs in a crowded division.  I'll take it. 
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: delavan on October 11, 2021, 12:45:57 AM
https://thedraftnetwork.com/articles/seattle-seahawks-defensive-issues-stats-jamal-adams

Who’s to blame for these defensive woes? Unfortunately for Seahawks general manager John Schneider, a lot of it falls on the man he’s paid enough to be the highest-paid safety in league history.

Jamal Adams is off to a rough start so far this year. Before Seattle’s game in San Francisco, he was allowing a completion rate of 87.5%, and including that game, that rating is still at 60%, with 10.6 yards allowed per target and 17.7 yards per completion. Through five games, he has no interceptions—his career total is still only two—with no forced fumbles, one pass defended, two tackles for a loss, and zero QB pressures on 13 blitzes, earning him a ranking of 62nd out of 78 safeties on Pro Football Focus.

The Seahawks knew what they were getting as far as pass defending—or the lack thereof, as we saw on this play and this one on Thursday night—when they sent the Jets two first-round picks and a third-rounder for Adams, plus an extra $70 million contract extension just before the season began.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on October 13, 2021, 06:51:34 AM
Would we rather have Geno or Bortles driving the tank?

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1448026274258165760?s=20
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: MBGreen on October 13, 2021, 07:32:12 AM
Would we rather have Geno or Bortles driving the tank?



yes
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 13, 2021, 07:35:19 AM
Better they clog up the roster with as many shitty players as possible.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: MBGreen on October 13, 2021, 07:36:42 AM
It really won't matter who the QB is...their defense stinks. 
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 13, 2021, 07:40:20 AM
It really won't matter who the QB is...their defense stinks. 

¿Por que no los dos?
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: MBGreen on October 13, 2021, 07:51:23 AM
¿Por que no los dos?

papi?
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on November 14, 2021, 07:41:44 PM
Jamal Adams really forced his way off the Jets to a team that's currently only 1 win better
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on November 26, 2021, 11:25:32 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/r2pbdx/russell_wilson_was_109561_before_trademarking_let
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: reuben on November 26, 2021, 12:18:55 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/r2pbdx/russell_wilson_was_109561_before_trademarking_let

Quote
BrunoHeceta
·
3h
How many wins after he named his kid Win?

Noooo, he didn't.  He wouldn't...

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/latest/a37122321/ciara-russell-wilson-celebrate-son-win-1st-birthday/ (https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/latest/a37122321/ciara-russell-wilson-celebrate-son-win-1st-birthday/)

HE freaking DID.  Jesus Christ what a dork.  King Corny for all time.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on November 26, 2021, 12:36:27 PM
Noooo, he didn't.  He wouldn't...

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/latest/a37122321/ciara-russell-wilson-celebrate-son-win-1st-birthday/ (https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/latest/a37122321/ciara-russell-wilson-celebrate-son-win-1st-birthday/)

HE freaking DID.  Jesus Christ what a dork.  King Corny for all time.
Damn...
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: dcm1602 on November 26, 2021, 01:07:04 PM
At least spell it Wynn or something. excrement
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Heismanberg on November 26, 2021, 01:34:20 PM
Wynn Duffy Wilson
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on November 26, 2021, 02:07:36 PM
Nguyen Wilson
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on November 26, 2021, 02:36:55 PM
Douche Wilson.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: delavan on November 26, 2021, 03:55:44 PM
you boys are brutal    : )
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on November 26, 2021, 06:01:17 PM
you boys are brutal    : )
That name is brutal to that kid.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on November 27, 2021, 11:47:26 AM
That name is brutal to that kid.
They'll grow up rich surrounded by Heighdens and Meighkeighleighs, they'll be fine.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: dcm1602 on November 27, 2021, 11:32:16 PM
Apparently some freaking retarded rumor from some dude I never heard of on CBS thinks the Giants are preparing to trade for Russell Wilson
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Libero_2 on November 28, 2021, 08:29:06 AM
Apparently some freaking retarded rumor from some dude I never heard of on CBS thinks the Giants are preparing to trade for Russell Wilson

Well they have 2 1s, and gettlman needs some positive press to convince the Maras to not fire him.


Frankly if Gettlemen pays 5 1s for Wilson I wouldn’t be upset, they still wouldn’t get anywhere even with Wilson if that dumbass is building the team.

That said for Seattle if the choice is Wilson or Carroll they would be idiots to move on from Wilson
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 30, 2021, 10:53:00 AM
Jamal Adams has finally passed Vince Wilfork on the NFL all time INT list.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: MBGreen on November 30, 2021, 11:13:04 AM
Jamal Adams has finally passed Vince Wilfork on the NFL all time INT list.

Mrs. Wilfork...aka Puck....isn't pleased about it.


(http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Third_Party_Photo/2008/01/29/1201614880_4371.jpg)
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: delavan on November 30, 2021, 01:33:54 PM
Mrs. Wilfork...aka Puck....isn't pleased about it.


(http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Third_Party_Photo/2008/01/29/1201614880_4371.jpg)

Phuck the Puck!

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fc/Hands-Clapping.jpg/312px-Hands-Clapping.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fc/Hands-Clapping.jpg/312px-Hands-Clapping.jpg)

Phuck the Puck!!


(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fc/Hands-Clapping.jpg/312px-Hands-Clapping.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fc/Hands-Clapping.jpg/312px-Hands-Clapping.jpg)



Quote from: JetOffensive
THAT'S RACIST!!!!

Phuck the Puck!!!!

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/11/Clapping_hand.jpg/320px-Clapping_hand.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/11/Clapping_hand.jpg/320px-Clapping_hand.jpg)

Phuck the Puck!!!!

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/11/Clapping_hand.jpg/320px-Clapping_hand.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/11/Clapping_hand.jpg/320px-Clapping_hand.jpg)


Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on December 01, 2021, 11:04:17 AM
https://twitter.com/SethWalder/status/1466090357767159818?t=wmEt_LUqy4m7Nw7EH1hfTA&s=19
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: delavan on December 02, 2021, 08:23:01 AM
Banged up Seahawks sign Adrian Peterson (waived by Titans) to practice squad

https://seahawkswire.usatoday.com/2021/12/02/seahawks-pete-carroll-sign-adrian-peterson/

Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: insanity on December 02, 2021, 09:54:18 AM
(https://pa1.narvii.com/6117/a8d78148c546f20f0446499cf73bbd0c3c874010_hq.gif)
Han solo Adrian Peterson can't save you
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on March 05, 2022, 07:24:04 PM
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/03/05/pete-carroll-says-seahawks-have-been-arrogant-on-defense-cant-be-arrogant-anymore/

Paging Jamal Adams
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: loyaljetsfan on March 08, 2022, 09:08:59 PM

Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
Seahawks informed eight-time All-Pro and Pro-Bowl LB Bobby Wagner, a franchise icon, that they are releasing him, per source.

Wagner arrived in Seattle on the same 2012 day as Russell Wilson and now leaves the same day, too. End of an era in Seattle.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Libero_2 on March 08, 2022, 09:35:32 PM
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
Seahawks informed eight-time All-Pro and Pro-Bowl LB Bobby Wagner, a franchise icon, that they are releasing him, per source.

Wagner arrived in Seattle on the same 2012 day as Russell Wilson and now leaves the same day, too. End of an era in Seattle.

It appears Seattle has decided to go full fire sale.

I don’t think Wagner really fits what we want/are looking for at LB. But Lockett and/or Metcalf might be guys we make a run at.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 08, 2022, 10:21:22 PM
Seattle's decision to retain Schneider and Carroll makes zero sense now.

And I'd argue that it barely made any before.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: dcm1602 on March 08, 2022, 10:52:27 PM
Seattle's decision to retain Schneider and Carroll makes zero sense now.

And I'd argue that it barely made any before.

Do you really think you'd be able to bring in the best and brightest coaching candidates when you're going full dumpster fire rebuild mode, in the toughest division in football? Especially when you literally have no QB, and no decent options of getting one.

I think if anything it's not a bad idea to keep the guys in house now, if they succeed roll with it. If they fail well then suddenly you have a young team that benefited from a plethora of extra draft picks plus a ton of high ones from massively sucking on their own.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 08, 2022, 11:11:42 PM
Do you really think you'd be able to bring in the best and brightest coaching candidates when you're going full dumpster fire rebuild mode, in the toughest division in football? Especially when you literally have no QB, and no decent options of getting one.

I think if anything it's not a bad idea to keep the guys in house now, if they succeed roll with it. If they fail well then suddenly you have a young team that benefited from a plethora of extra draft picks plus a ton of high ones from massively sucking on their own.

If they're rebuilding, it absolutely makes more sense for them to be doing that with a new front office and coaching staff.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Libero_2 on March 09, 2022, 05:07:53 AM
If they're rebuilding, it absolutely makes more sense for them to be doing that with a new front office and coaching staff.

Agreed. But if you are going to go full tank, you need a tank driver that fans will want gone at the end, and Carroll will be that guy for them. If they hire a new guy, and it’s a 2-15 season, lots of people will want new guy fired and you might be starting over again anyways.

I would rather get the new regime in house to select their QB but I can somewhat understand the process here.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: dcm1602 on March 09, 2022, 06:34:25 AM
If they're rebuilding, it absolutely makes more sense for them to be doing that with a new front office and coaching staff.

Except you're not going to get a better guy.

At least you can hope Caroll is able to build a good core roster then when he gets axed after missing the playoffs for a few you can make a run at top coaching talent.

I'm not sure why you'd get rid of Pete Caroll so you can start freaking around with the garbage coaching retreads we've seen out there.

Wouldn't Seattle fans be thrilled to axe Caroll then go sign freaking Bowles, Gase, Caldwell, or any of the other trash out there.

Changing GMs fine, I can see that being okay. But Caroll doesn't make sense right now.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 09, 2022, 08:56:03 AM
Except you're not going to get a better guy.

How do you know this?
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: MBGreen on March 09, 2022, 09:01:35 AM
How do you know this?

narrator:  he doesn't
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Johnny English on March 09, 2022, 09:05:24 AM
I really like Pete Carroll but he's 70, even though he looks 15 years younger there is presumably a point at which he'll want to step back. I doubt he'll just retire but I can see him doing a Parcells and doing more back office / consulting type stuff.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Heismanberg on March 09, 2022, 09:20:01 AM
I really like Pete Carroll but he's 70, even though he looks 15 years younger there is presumably a point at which he'll want to step back. I doubt he'll just retire but I can see him doing a Parcells and doing more back office / consulting type stuff.

I'm pretty surprised he didn't step down or back this offseason, if they knew Russ was on his way out. 
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on March 09, 2022, 10:12:01 AM
This is rough

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/ta87tp/since_2010_seattle_has_drafted_james_carpenter
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on March 09, 2022, 10:22:01 AM
This is rough

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/ta87tp/since_2010_seattle_has_drafted_james_carpenter

I wonder who the team is that's right behind Seattle that will benefit from the guaranteed shitpick they make?
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on March 09, 2022, 10:25:31 AM
I wonder who the team is that's right behind Seattle that will benefit from the guaranteed shitpick they make?
I'm already preparing myself for them to steal someone I really want.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on March 09, 2022, 11:25:53 AM
I'm already preparing myself for them to steal someone I really want.

Their history sure doesn't make that likely, but Jets.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: insanity on March 09, 2022, 12:43:24 PM
Given seattle is in full tank mode and we need a safety I wonder if they'd be willing to part with their probowl safety Jamal Adams for maybe a 3rd rounder.

What do you think?

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/TfWYTn19Azw9TT9ac6/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b9524f74f0857a2fe052568ad05e42dbbc3eeacf943d&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g)
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Libero_2 on March 09, 2022, 03:56:01 PM
This is rough

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/ta87tp/since_2010_seattle_has_drafted_james_carpenter

I love this as the top commment....

Quote
Right now I’m hoping we get one of Sauce Gardner, Stingley or potentially Kyle Hamilton if he drops but I’m not counting on Hamilton falling that far

Just spent 2 #1s on Adams, but lets draft Hamilton at 9
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Heismanberg on March 09, 2022, 03:57:44 PM
It's always interesting looking at boards where fans of other teams post. 

Most Seattle fans really don't know what it's like to suck.  Pittsburgh and New England* too.  They just have stupid derriere football opinions, especially about the draft because they've never really had to care about it.

Some bandwagons are going to empty out over the next couple seasons. 
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on March 11, 2022, 02:41:05 PM
CIRCUS FRANCHISE

https://mobile.twitter.com/Bwagz/status/1502353080033034243?t=uRTBmc67U9ZBxU0cx1to9w&s=19
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Heismanberg on March 11, 2022, 02:44:10 PM
Jamal Adams gave them AIDS
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on March 14, 2022, 03:01:50 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/1503420301975171075?t=tALFaaDWZaCImljSuaEIYw&s=19
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 14, 2022, 04:38:12 PM
Unless they trade for Watson, I don't understand what they're doing whatsoever.

Even then, paying two safeties that much money makes zero sense... guess they didn't learn their lesson the first time.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: MBGreen on March 14, 2022, 05:26:23 PM
Unless they trade for Watson, I don't understand what they're doing whatsoever.

Even then, paying two safeties that much money makes zero sense... guess they didn't learn their lesson the first time.
Imagine if they actually believe Drew Lock is their guy
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on March 14, 2022, 05:31:57 PM
Imagine if they actually believe Drew Lock is their guy
Geno Smith, still available.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: casman02 on March 14, 2022, 05:33:40 PM
Unless they trade for Watson, I don't understand what they're doing whatsoever.

Even then, paying two safeties that much money makes zero sense... guess they didn't learn their lesson the first time.

I think today Watson said is not interested in Seattle.

Since he said that, I wonder if they more likely to trade a certain WR...
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Johnny English on March 14, 2022, 06:21:03 PM
After this season they can cut Adams fairly cheaply. If it looks like they can't trade for or draft their long term replacement for Wilson this spring, I think the full rebuild becomes much more possible.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: reuben on March 14, 2022, 06:23:35 PM
After this season they can cut Adams fairly cheaply. If it looks like they can't trade for or draft their long term replacement for Wilson this spring, I think the full rebuild becomes much more possible.

I think they're just keeping Carroll around so they can pin the 3-14 season on him and lure a new coach with a top-3 pick. 
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Johnny English on March 14, 2022, 06:24:30 PM
I think they're just keeping Carroll around so they can pin the 3-14 season on him and lure a new coach with a top-3 pick. 

Maybe so, but they might want our 2023 first for him as well. I'd give them that for Metcalf.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: MBGreen on March 18, 2022, 08:03:05 AM
DK Metcalf
@dkm14
·
11h
Let’s chill on the Drew Lock slander



haha
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on March 18, 2022, 08:09:20 AM
DK Metcalf
@dkm14
·
11h
Let’s chill on the Drew Lock slander



haha

DK after getting traded:  "freak that white boy."
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on May 01, 2022, 09:22:18 AM
Wish we had their 2023 pick too

https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1520468677367377922?t=F3zKXth9XyUqsUi8qqzoUg&s=19
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on May 01, 2022, 09:47:48 AM
As bad as Geno is, I think if he starts there, he'll play fairly well.  Don't get me wrong, they won't be any good, but he will manage to put up ok stats and win a few games.  He's pretty good for a backup.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Heismanberg on May 01, 2022, 10:42:25 AM
As bad as Geno is, I think if he starts there, he'll play fairly well.  Don't get me wrong, they won't be any good, but he will manage to put up ok stats and win a few games.  He's pretty good for a backup.

“As bad as Geno is he’s pretty good”
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: bojanglesman on May 01, 2022, 11:24:56 AM
“As bad as Geno is he’s pretty good”
No he's a bad starter.  He's not a bad backup and on a well coached team he can do ok.

I don't think Geno is the worst QB in the league.  He just isn't good.  There are different degrees between bad and good, it's not that cut and dry.

It's pretty obvious that QBs will have different levels of success based on whether they are on bad teams or good ones.  Geno isn't carrying a team like Russell Wilson did, but he could get by OK as long as he has help.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: delavan on May 01, 2022, 02:26:52 PM
Geno Marino
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Johnny English on May 12, 2022, 08:28:53 PM
This is actually pretty good.

https://twitter.com/Seahawks/status/1524841953413632005
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on May 12, 2022, 08:33:31 PM
This is actually pretty good.

https://twitter.com/Seahawks/status/1524841953413632005
"I CAN'T ESCAPE DETROIT THANKSGIVING!"
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: delavan on May 29, 2022, 12:22:08 PM
Tail wags dog…..hawks homer

https://12thmanrising.com/2022/05/28/seahawks-won-jamal-adams/amp/
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Derek Smalls on July 28, 2022, 07:55:30 PM
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1552785000017399809

I hadn't thought of Jamal Adams since the season ended, but the Jets maybe/likely being better than the Seahawks is absolutely beautiful.

It would be splendid if the Jets were still alive in the playoff hunt when we face the Seahawks in Week 17, while they're 4-11.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 25, 2022, 09:57:24 AM
Shaquem Griffin announces retirement.

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1562437408993423366?t=bvxfqWmWiKNxzmtMtVOFww&s=19 (https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1562437408993423366?t=bvxfqWmWiKNxzmtMtVOFww&s=19)
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: MBGreen on September 03, 2022, 10:21:09 AM
signed Jabari Zuniga to their practice squad. 
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: loyaljetsfan on September 13, 2022, 07:48:53 AM

Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
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47m
From last night: #Seahawks S Jamal Adams suffered what appeared to be a torn quad vs the #Broncos, with coach Pete Carroll calling it a “serious knee injury.”
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 13, 2022, 08:40:31 AM
https://twitter.com/JGrayJets/status/1569484007145979904?t=bOMbmjPdbJIoz8cG-kPisQ&s=19 (https://twitter.com/JGrayJets/status/1569484007145979904?t=bOMbmjPdbJIoz8cG-kPisQ&s=19)
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 15, 2022, 04:12:23 PM
https://twitter.com/snyjets/status/1570091982701166594?s=20&t=EKhqH1b4j1LdGwRqsu1Xow (https://twitter.com/snyjets/status/1570091982701166594?s=20&t=EKhqH1b4j1LdGwRqsu1Xow)

Jamal Adams expected to be out for the remainder of the season.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on September 15, 2022, 05:27:32 PM
https://twitter.com/snyjets/status/1570091982701166594?s=20&t=EKhqH1b4j1LdGwRqsu1Xow (https://twitter.com/snyjets/status/1570091982701166594?s=20&t=EKhqH1b4j1LdGwRqsu1Xow)

Jamal Adams expected to be out for the remainder of the season.
All luv
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: dcm1602 on September 15, 2022, 06:47:58 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if he gets cut in a year and a half when Seattle can do so and save money
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on September 30, 2022, 12:50:17 PM
https://twitter.com/JetPackGalileo/status/1575607685751644160?t=9b5a01aJXp0oKtrertEBqg&s=19
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Andrew Ryan on October 07, 2022, 10:11:49 AM
This revisionist history that's been floating around that Geno would have been a good player if not for the Jets is very annoying.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: delavan on October 07, 2022, 11:10:46 AM
This revisionist history that's been floating around that Geno would have been a good player if not for the Jets is very annoying.
^ this

https://twitter.com/CBSSports/status/1577334245806133251
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Heismanberg on October 07, 2022, 11:14:50 AM
Obviously, Geno won't be an MVP candidate with Seattle, but his career would take a Rich Gannon like turn.

Gannon stunk at the beginning of his career and then found a better fit and an opportunity with Oakland. 

Wild that Rich threw only 26 TDs and won an MVP. 
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: delavan on October 07, 2022, 11:39:16 AM
Obviously, Geno won't be an MVP candidate with Seattle, but his career would take a Rich Gannon like turn.

Gannon stunk at the beginning of his career and then found a better fit and an opportunity with Oakland. 

Wild that Rich threw only 26 TDs and won an MVP.
Def possible   just still can't get past the IK baggage yet  ; )

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3c/Large_facial_Burkitt%27s_Lymphoma.JPG/320px-Large_facial_Burkitt%27s_Lymphoma.JPG)
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: dcm1602 on October 07, 2022, 12:57:51 PM
Wasn't Joe Flacco leading the league in passing yards a week ago or some excrement?

Stats in a vacuum are pretty meaningless
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: reuben on October 07, 2022, 09:21:41 PM
https://twitter.com/KyleBrandt/status/1578347405342539776 (https://twitter.com/KyleBrandt/status/1578347405342539776)

unlimited
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: reuben on October 07, 2022, 09:39:04 PM
https://www.si.com/nfl/broncos/news/russell-wilson-broncos-offense-meetings-tuesdays (https://www.si.com/nfl/broncos/news/russell-wilson-broncos-offense-meetings-tuesdays)

Dork Co-Worker Habitually Ruins Teammates' Weekends
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: dcm1602 on October 08, 2022, 11:07:35 AM
Seeing how much Russell, Rodgers, Mahomes, Brady have all struggled/regressed this season

It makes you wonder if wideout is the difference between being an MVP candidate and pee poor

Obviously everyone knows wideout are important and are paid as such. But the struggles of these guys this year
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: insanity on October 08, 2022, 01:07:21 PM
Seeing how much Russell, Rodgers, Mahomes, Brady have all struggled/regressed this season

It makes you wonder if wideout is the difference between being an MVP candidate and pee poor

Obviously everyone knows wideout are important and are paid as such. But the struggles of these guys this year
Dcm mode re-engaged
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on October 08, 2022, 06:16:14 PM
Sign me up for this kind of regression

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20221008/4c2cf5b74c7473a931102008b3afff36.jpg)

On pace for 4k yards and 40 TDs.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: delavan on October 08, 2022, 10:22:09 PM
Geno, weigh in on this..

https://twitter.com/BrandiKruse/status/1576267324667330561

https://twitter.com/BrandiKruse/status/1576267332623953920
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on October 09, 2022, 04:05:58 PM
^lol, lmao
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Heismanberg on November 28, 2022, 07:51:04 AM
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/11/28/seahawks-darrell-taylor-ran-off-sideline-onto-field-to-block-after-interception-refs-didnt-notice/

wtf
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Badger on November 28, 2022, 08:29:33 AM
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/11/28/seahawks-darrell-taylor-ran-off-sideline-onto-field-to-block-after-interception-refs-didnt-notice/

wtf
Crucify him like Sal Alosi
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Libero_2 on November 28, 2022, 08:39:22 AM
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/11/28/seahawks-darrell-taylor-ran-off-sideline-onto-field-to-block-after-interception-refs-didnt-notice/

wtf

Such a messed up play. But what even happens there if it’s properly flagged? 15 yards? It happened after change of possession, so it’s not like the Raiders get the ball back.

15 yards doesn’t seem harsh enough for something that I’d say is a fairly easy thing for officials to miss. They are focused on the play itself not looking to see if a dude came flying off the sidelines
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 28, 2022, 08:52:15 AM
Such a messed up play. But what even happens there if it’s properly flagged? 15 yards? It happened after change of possession, so it’s not like the Raiders get the ball back.

15 yards doesn’t seem harsh enough for something that I’d say is a fairly easy thing for officials to miss. They are focused on the play itself not looking to see if a dude came flying off the sidelines

I'd imagine it would also include an involuntary donation to a charity if the NFL's choosing.

Crucify him like Sal Alosi

Send Diddy after him with a kettlebell.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: delavan on November 28, 2022, 09:11:10 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAHbE3LFfTU
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Johnny English on March 06, 2023, 05:51:48 PM
3 years $105M for Geno.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 06, 2023, 09:06:54 PM
I'm not laughing at other teams for the personnel moves anymore.

Consequently, I believe this is also the richest contract for a QB ever drafted by the Jets.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: MBGreen on March 06, 2023, 10:43:03 PM
https://twitter.com/nickmangold/status/1632886084735574018?s=20


Mangold is the best
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: Johnny English on March 09, 2023, 07:11:36 PM
https://twitter.com/PFF_Brad/status/1633967725851693057

That's quite a lot of money he's probably not going to earn.
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: casman02 on November 12, 2023, 03:36:33 PM
https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1723815781731844458

Quite a whiff from an old friend leading to a TD
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: reuben on November 12, 2023, 03:40:36 PM
Remember when Leonard Williams and Jamal Adams were our best players? 
Title: Re: Seattlol
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 12, 2023, 03:50:24 PM
Remember when Leonard Williams and Jamal Adams were our best players? 

How were we not able to trade them Carl Lawson?

(guys, I'm joking)