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Other Stuff => The Porta Potty => Topic started by: Miamipuck on January 17, 2014, 09:04:06 AM
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Apparently, Miami is getting one of these in the spring, they're making a comeback. Is it any good?
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Better than Ben & Jack's.
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Watch this, safe for work:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o5NweFWjAw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o5NweFWjAw)
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Watch this, safe for work:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o5NweFWjAw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o5NweFWjAw)
Lol I played this in my head when you first made the thread.
There's also a kids comedy with Tom Arnold called Carpool in which his mother is a land monster who constantly references the Sizzler. In the end she refuses to stop eating and beats up the cops when they're called go subdue her.
It was too niche to find a YouTube clip
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I thought the Sizzler was the nickname the Nazis gave their oven in Auschwitz.
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I thought the Sizzler was the nickname the Nazis gave their oven in Auschwitz.
Nah it's your oven where good food goes to die.
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Nah it's your oven where good food goes to die.
you are wrong.
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Nah it's your oven where good food goes to die.
10/10
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10/10
you are wrong too, Wheels.
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you are wrong too, Wheels.
0/10
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I thought the Sizzler was the nickname the Nazis gave their oven in Auschwitz.
No sir, they call that the Krautza.
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No sir, they call that the Krautza.
They have a new menu item called the Krautzawich.
It's a Krautza stuck between two syrup-soaked loaves of Wonderbread.
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Nah it's your oven where good food goes to die.
5 star.
Would read again
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10/10
5 star.
Would read again
Thank you kind sirs!
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fags
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Apparently, Miami is getting one of these in the spring, they're making a comeback. Is it any good?
lololol
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0/10
A Wheels reference can never get a zero. Never.
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A Wheels reference can never get a zero. Never.
Best I can do is 0.08/10
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Best I can do is 0.08/10
12/10
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Friday before the tailgate bitches, all you can eat shrimp and salad bar.
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Friday before the tailgate bitches, all you can eat shrimp and salad bar.
you had me at "all you can eat"
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you had me at "all you can eat"
I just booked it, the one problem is it's in Forest Hills.
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I just booked it, the one problem is it's in Forest Hills.
your planning skills are subpar.
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your planning skills are subpar.
If it's in Forest Hills everyone can crash at my place. Walking distance.
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If it's in Forest Hills everyone can crash at my place. Walking distance.
catz
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your planning skills are subpar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWyHNsKTIlM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWyHNsKTIlM)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWyHNsKTIlM)
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If it's in Forest Hills everyone can crash at my place. Walking distance.
Awesome
http://www.yelp.com/biz/sizzler-forest-hills (http://www.yelp.com/biz/sizzler-forest-hills)
3.0 star rating
8/3/2013
Sizzler is a place, filled with people and food. It's not fancy. It's not cool. Yes, it's dark and dingy, the service is so-so and the steaks are an absolute nightmare. But that is only scratching the surface. When you dig a little deeper, past the inedible bovine, frightening ambrosia salad and truly terrible bread pudding, there is so much to love at this Sizzler. Maybe it's a memory of childhood that I can't let go of, going to Sizzler with my grandpa and thinking it was such an occasion. Or maybe it is just the simple fact of paying a single flat rate to eat as much as I want at a salad bar.
So let's get to that. This salad bar is an ode to true Americana. I haven't investigated the health standards of it and I don't want to. I just want to enjoy those incredibly hot little corn fritters they have, next to the sausage and peppers and the ever so crispy and tender (undoubtedly horrible-for-you) fried chicken wings. I just want to build myself a taco out of mystery meat, fake cheese, shredded iceberg and diced tomatoes and call it a night. Or maybe go on to piling up a spinach salad with broccoli, carrots, kidney beans, cucumbers and...! It's beautiful! I don't care! You can't stop me!
Also, fried shrimp. Oh, and Texas Toast. I will never not love you, Texas Toast.
1.0 star rating
11/25/2013
My boyfriend and his brother were super excited to go to Sizzler's as soon as they found out that it still existed and so that's what we did last night on a double date... yeah, we'll be returning on the 12th of Never.
As soon as we finished dinner all I could say was, "that was atrocious." I had the salmon, my boyfriend had steak & chicken, his brother had a bacon cheeseburger, my friend had grilled chicken. Anyways, none of us was remotely satisfied. Dessert...what kind of ice cream was that?! Frozen water with flavoring? Terrible I tell you, terrible.
Messy, horrible, wouldn't recommend it to anyone. There's a reason why the chain fell apart! Don't do it to yourself.
2.0 star rating
11/17/2013 1 check-in here
Sizzler is a perfect example of setting reasonable expectations and not being disappointed. It's a grease pit in Queens where you can go and spend low double digits for steak and shrimp. Are you going to have the best meal of your life? No, probably not. Is the salad bar going to be healthy and organic? Uh uh. Somehow pretty much every surface feels like it has oil on it.
But the parking lot is tight- because it is PACKED. You will see diverse families of all ages here for a modest meal. The salad bar is a meal in itself and I MAY have eaten five of those delicious, piping hot fried chicken wings. We were beckoned by a nostalgic family member with baller status who rented out the party room. And you know what? We survived, and no one got sick, which is more than I can say for some other places.
Apprently, MB has been there:
5.0 star rating
11/21/2013
This place is awesome. I come every ursday night with my dad as we love it. Whav been going there for almost 20 years. The staff is top notch as going there every thurs im starting to become friendly with all the waiters and waitresses. Alot of negative complaints in here but dont believe it. If you want a great meal come here. If you want peter lugers go to peter lugers. 5 starts for sizzler!
More MB:
4.0 star rating
4/18/2013 1 photo
I have been here SEVERAL times to eat the salad bar .... which FYI it has way more than salad.... I believe price range for the salad bar is $6-12 ... Can't remember exactly. They have fruits such as melons, oranges, pineapples, oranges. All types off salads and vegetables, soups, deserts such as ice cream cakes cookies jello and whip creams. Also small finger foods like chicken fingers, sausages, spaghetti with meat balls, Yummy stuff all you can eat.
They also have plates you can order..... the first time I ordered a plate of food I was soooo disgusted..... we actually all were and no one finished their plate. I was sooo disappointed I should of just got the salad bar. I ordered ribs and fries. The ribs were more bones then meat and it was like a soup they put so much BBQ sauce that was COLD!!!!! It also did not seemed cooked well. It was sooo gross. My cousin ordered steak and it also was not cooked well when she said well done!!!
Breakfast salad bar is the best as well !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pancakes, french toast, home fries eggs, ketchup. mm mmmmm !!
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lol
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We should hit up that Chevy's. The one located under Mangold's neck beard.
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Puck still bangin' out some tater tots at the Sizzler?
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bump
tailgate dinner at the Sizzler or i'm out.
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til sizzler still existed
olive garden is still around, too. fancy
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til sizzler still existed
olive garden is still around, too. fancy
Olive Garden isn't good but I can eat the excrement out of it.
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til sizzler still existed
olive garden is still around, too. fancy
The local one here closed like a decade one. Only went once, not by choice.
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Olive Garden isn't good but I can eat the excrement out of it.
I like Olive Garden. I'm half-Italian and people give me excrement over it.
"Olive Garden sucks. It's not Italian food!"
"And Dominoes isn't 'pizza', that doesn't stop me from eating it."
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Olive Garden isn't good but I can eat the excrement out of it.
Olive Garden salad is awesome...the rest of their menu is dogshit.
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Olive Garden salad is awesome...the rest of their menu is dogshit.
....10/4...Roger that....
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/87/Arby%27s_Meat_Mountain_Sandwich%2C_9_2014_by_Mike_Mozart_of_TheToyChannel_and_JeepersMedia_on_YouTube_%2814933014360%29.jpg/320px-Arby%27s_Meat_Mountain_Sandwich%2C_9_2014_by_Mike_Mozart_of_TheToyChannel_and_JeepersMedia_on_YouTube_%2814933014360%29.jpg)
....and for the discriminating palette...the Hope Solo...
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Arbys_Roast_Beef_Sandwich.jpg/320px-Arbys_Roast_Beef_Sandwich.jpg)
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Olive Garden salad is awesome...the rest of their menu is dogshit.
I make my wife so mad when we go and I ask for a second bowl of salad when she orders a second helping of breadsticks.
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....10/4...Roger that....
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/87/Arby%27s_Meat_Mountain_Sandwich%2C_9_2014_by_Mike_Mozart_of_TheToyChannel_and_JeepersMedia_on_YouTube_%2814933014360%29.jpg/320px-Arby%27s_Meat_Mountain_Sandwich%2C_9_2014_by_Mike_Mozart_of_TheToyChannel_and_JeepersMedia_on_YouTube_%2814933014360%29.jpg)
....and for the discriminating palette...the Hope Solo...
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Arbys_Roast_Beef_Sandwich.jpg/320px-Arbys_Roast_Beef_Sandwich.jpg)
this isn't a porn thread. That's your warning.
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I make my wife so mad when we go and I ask for a second bowl of salad when she orders a second helping of breadsticks.
the salad is a game-changer.
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Is it free or something? Can't imagine paying restaurant price for salad, even at a modest chain
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Is it free or something? Can't imagine paying restaurant price for salad, even at a modest chain
Unlimited. It's basic, but it's good.
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Is it free or something? Can't imagine paying restaurant price for salad, even at a modest chain
Unlimited salad (like reuben said) and breadsticks....a challenge you may up for at the next tailgate dinner.
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Unlimited salad (like reuben said) and breadsticks....a challenge you may up for at the next tailgate dinner.
I'd rather eat something enjoyable.
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I'd rather eat something enjoyable.
lay down the challenge then.
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lay down the challenge then.
The challenge is you showing up, the rest is easy.
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The challenge is you showing up, the rest is easy.
that's a different challenge for a different day.
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I'm a big fan of salad, so it is enjoyable to me. Along with the breadsticks to mop up the dressing, I'm a fan.
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I'm a big fan of salad
That's what the boys at Riker's told me.
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I'm a big fan of salad, so it is enjoyable to me. Along with the breadsticks to mop up the dressing, I'm a fan.
we are kindred spirits
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That's what the boys at Riker's told me.
#Sanduskyjanglesman
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this isn't a porn thread. That's your warning.
Same difference ya big lug.
https://drmarbys.com/secret-menu/the-meat-mountain-sandwich/
Arby's: meat mountain. Porn: meat mountin' ....same difference
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I'm the type of friend who eats just the unlimited soup and salad and breadsticks that you got from your meal.
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Never been.
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The local one here closed like a decade one. Only went once, not by choice.
Update: it's a small supermarket now. Actually looks decent.
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The only Sizzler left on the east coast is in Florida.....guess we're not going for the tailgate dinner.