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New York Jets Football => ...And The Home Of The Jets => Topic started by: SixFeetDeep on October 24, 2022, 03:33:41 PM
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Post all of your favorite Ty Johnson anecdotes and highlight clips here
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https://www.audacy.com/wfan/sports/jets/ty-johnson-drops-three-passes-in-first-quarter
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Can we trade his ACL/meniscus for Breece's?
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Someone actually made this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_njhveMOEGY
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Needs a catchier thread title. The Ty Johnson Den of Inequity. The Ty Johnson Condemned Trap House. Why Johnson.
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Needs a catchier thread title. The Ty Johnson Den of Inequity. The Ty Johnson Condemned Trap House. Why Johnson.
This works.
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Post all of your favorite Ty Johnson anecdotes and highlight clips here
That one time he dropped a ball on 2nd-and-11 in the 4th quarter of a game we were losing where if he caught it, the clock would have kept running and it would have been 3rd-and-9.
His greatest contribution by far.
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I hate this thread
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I hate this thread
I hate Ty Johnson.
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I thought Ty Johnson was somewhat promising entering last year as a rotational back. Then he was terrible last year.
I think he has some talent, but I don't trust him at all as a pass catcher, and the Jets seem to like to use him as one.
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I hate Ty Johnson.
I think...maybe...we're on the same page
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what the freak
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Back to RB3 you go.
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I hate this thread
I hate Ty Johnson.
That’s what I was going for
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Post all of your favorite Ty Johnson anecdotes and highlight clips here
I saw Ty Johnson at a grocery store in New Jersey yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Bye Johnson
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LMAO bye bitch.
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That’s what I was going for
We can close this thread forever now
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We can close this thread forever now
*enter Jack Nicholson nodding gif here*
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I saw Ty Johnson at a grocery store in New Jersey yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I met Ty Johnson at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the poopchute a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Ty Johnson shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big Jets fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Ty was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Ty Johnson and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
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We can close this thread forever now
Once we cut his derriere of course. But that seems unlikely at this moment
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We can close this thread forever now
For someone who seems to have a lot of belief in jinxes and fate and sports gods and all that, you don't half like to tempt them all.
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For someone who seems to have a lot of belief in jinxes and fate and sports gods and all that, you don't half like to tempt them all.
JD will protect us
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JD will protect us
Ty will probably be our RB2 this week against the Pats since Robinson just got here.
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Ty will probably be our RB2 this week against the Pats since Robinson just got here.
Shut your freaking mouth.
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I met Ty Johnson at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the poopchute a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Ty Johnson shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big Jets fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Ty was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Ty Johnson and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
When I was younger, maybe junior high, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So when there i am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece and who walks in but Ty Johnson.
I was nervous as freak, and just kept looking at him, as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Ty, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Ty put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
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Ty will probably be our RB2 this week against the Pats since Robinson just got here.
I suspect Robinson gets a 25% snap count this week. Guessing 35-40 snaps for Carter, 15-20 snaps for Robinson and 10 for Johnson.
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Bye Johnson
Badger, do the thing.
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Badger, do the thing.
Yes sir.
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I am somewhat nauseous reading this thread.
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We can close this thread forever now
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Good call
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Leaving the thread open brought him back.
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This has ruined my day
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As a 4th RB/STer, I can barely give a excrement.
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freak
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As a 4th RB/STer, I can barely give a excrement.
damn you
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Lol I got an alert in my group chat I thought they confirmed released
I was happy then saw it said re signed
Well these are the corners we cut now . Rb3 or rb4. I'd prefer a mid rd rookie unless they plan to roll 4 rb with knight included
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https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1651325438789124103
He gone (again)
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https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1651325438789124103
He gone (again)
best day ever
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Time to put Heismanberg in witness protection.
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This is better news than the Rodgers trade
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What the freak?? He had his whole life ahead of him
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Can't wait til we resign him right before Week 1 to replace whatever UDFA RB that we fall in love with.
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Can't wait til we resign him right before Week 1 to replace whatever UDFA RB that we fall in love with.
If it's Keaton Mitchell, I will riot
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I do think this makes it more likely we draft a RB. I wonder if they trade down in round 5 to try to grab a pick a little later, or if they would just take Mitchell Round 5 if they like him that much.
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Non-football injury? Did he hurt himself celebrating Rodgers' arrival?
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Non-football injury? Did he hurt himself celebrating Rodgers' arrival?
Farted too hard and pink socked.
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https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1660277175642144773?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
I have so many thoughts
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https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1660277175642144773?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
I have so many thoughts
YES I want this bridge burnt at both ends
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Kind of shitty if they knew they were going to cut him, but maybe they weren't planning to.
I couldn't stand the player, but the human being deserves better if they knew they were cutting him. Surgery sucks, worse if it's something that'll heal on its own.
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"He's a stud man. Come on now. It's Mike White."
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To me, sounds like they did him a solid, paid for his surgery since he got hurt on his own time I’m not sure that needed to happen, and then let him go.
If they were about to cut him after drafting Izzy, and find out he hurt himself, they got him the surgery before cutting him loose instead of just moving on from him
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Yeah, not sure why he thinks he was wronged. He was never playing this season with a torn pec.
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Yeah, not sure why he thinks he was wronged. He was never playing this season with a torn pec.
No, I’m sure Ty Johnson knows better than the doctors. Jets should have cut him with the torn pec and there would be teams lining up to sign him
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Ty intentionally tore his pec to make things easier for the rest of the league
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how did Ty Johnson get his own thread?
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Post all of your favorite Ty Johnson anecdotes and highlight clips here
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2eNTt0sC9g
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2eNTt0sC9g
“And the New York Jets have scored on their 8th straight opening drive!”
I miss Dowell Loggains
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Jeremy Fowler
@JFowlerESPN
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Free agent running back Ty Johnson plans to sign with the #Bills, per source. Worked out for the team today and is cleared from a torn pec.
The former New York Jet can help Buffalo’s third-down offense after the loss of Nyheim Hines.
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The former New York Jet can help Buffalo’s third-down offense after the loss of Nyheim Hines.
Help them do what? Get off the field and take a breather?
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When I saw this had a new post I was terrified it would say that we brought him back.
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freak Yes