Jet Offensive
New York Jets Football => ...And The Home Of The Jets => Topic started by: MBGreen on April 22, 2014, 10:33:22 PM
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let's book some hotels.
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When did White Shoes Willie join JO?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKS0GVvoE9I
I saw this earlier and immediately thought of you clowns. I'm sure there's a doppelganger here for each of them.
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When did White Shoes Willie join JO?
shut the freak up...his friend zone chick reads the board.
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shut the freak up...his friend zone chick reads the board.
The offending thread is gone already, why would he or she care?
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The offending thread is gone already, why would he or she care?
I miss the other thread.
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I miss the other thread.
Won't someone please think of the children!!?
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I updated the thread title to what it should be.
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I miss the other thread.
Exactly.
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Why did the other thread get deleted instead of just having it merged here?
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Why did the other thread get deleted instead of just having it merged here?
Because nazis.
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Why did the other thread get deleted instead of just having it merged here?
Because Badger takes it up the derriere while there's jizz in his hair during gay bathhouse sex, and it's MBway or the highway so he stomped out of the room without chatting.
For freak sake, read the tags.
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Because nazis.
or this.
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Schedule tonight.
hotels......let's book a few. To get the blood flowin'.
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Schedule tonight.
hotels......let's book a few. To get the blood flowin'.
I booked 3 hotel room just in case.
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Why did the other thread get deleted instead of just having it merged here?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_of_Solomon
(Except this time the king just cut the baby in half)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_of_Solomon
(Except this time the king just cut the baby in half)
We can all read the tags, it had something to do with one of you guys putting a microphone in my microstache.
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We can all read the tags, it had something to do with one of you guys putting a microphone in my microstache.
I don't know, I've had a tag or 2 deleted now. I guess it's not just threads anymore. I guess my tag wasn't gay enough to hang with the others.
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I booked 3 hotel room just in case.
should be 6.
/MBway or the highway
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I don't know, I've had a tag or 2 deleted now. I guess it's not just threads anymore. I guess my tag wasn't gay enough to hang with the others.
There's a tag limit. Puck probably didn't like your tag and deleted it to make room.
EDIT: By the way, whoever came up with the Russ-35 Sense of Humor- nothing tag....owes me another coffee.
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We should book a hotel just to discuss which hotels we'll reserve.
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We should book a hotel just to discuss which hotels we'll reserve.
You should book another hotel that's virtually impossible to get to from the highway. You have a talent for that.
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You should book another hotel that's virtually impossible to get to from the highway. You have a talent for that.
Yeah, I haven't done well in the past 2 years. One hotel where I can't get a cab and one that is visible, yet inaccessible from the road.
I'm just gonna sleep in my car this year.
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Yeah, I haven't done well in the past 2 years. One hotel where I can't get a cab and one that is visible, yet inaccessible from the road.
I'm just gonna sleep in my car this year.
it's tough to make salty ham sammiches out of your trunk.
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Because Badger takes it up the derriere while there's jizz in his hair during gay bathhouse sex, and it's MBway or the highway so he stomped out of the room without chatting.
For freak sake, read the tags.
It didn't help that you bloated the thing so full of excrement that nobody could avoid the stench after a while.
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It didn't help that you bloated the thing so full of excrement that nobody could avoid the stench after a while.
Blah blah blah put me on ignore then because I do not give a flying freak about you or your opinion.
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There's a tag limit. Puck probably didn't like your tag and deleted it to make room.
EDIT: By the way, whoever came up with the Russ-35 Sense of Humor- nothing tag....owes me another coffee.
I didn't delete any tags made by someone else, especially any knocking me.
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There's a tag limit. Puck probably didn't like your tag and deleted it to make room.
EDIT: By the way, whoever came up with the Russ-35 Sense of Humor- nothing tag....owes me another coffee.
At the tailgate, would you prefer Starbucks or a regular?
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Blah blah blah put me on ignore then because I do not give a flying freak about you or your opinion.
Oh, I had nothing to do with moving the thread or getting personally bothered by it. Just stating an objective fact that the thread was full of excrement and terrible.
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Oh, I had nothing to do with moving the thread or getting personally bothered by it. Just stating an objective fact that the thread was full of excrement and terrible.
What else is there to do in the offseason, talk about Chris Johnson's diction? At least the bullshit was largely confined to one nonsensical thread. Who the freak cares, this is a place we come to freak around. Why is everyone so horrified when we do?
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What else is there to do in the offseason, talk about Chris Johnson's diction? At least the bullshit was largely confined to one nonsensical thread. Who the freak cares, this is a place we come to freak around. Why is everyone so horrified when we do?
Like I said, I had nothing to do with being personally offended or with any of the thread moves, etc. The idea that "everyone" was so horrified is a massive overstatement. That thread, however, had turned into an abortion. That was my only point. I didn't particularly care, but it was. It was all much ado about nothing.
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let's not turn this thread into another abortion.
schedule countdown: 10 hours
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let's not turn this thread into another abortion.
schedule countdown: 10 hours
Agreed, and can't wait.
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Like I said, I had nothing to do with being personally offended or with any of the thread moves, etc. The idea that "everyone" was so horrified is a massive overstatement. That thread, however, had turned into an abortion. That was my only point. I didn't particularly care, but it was. It was all much ado about nothing.
I don't think you have to defend yourself over the deletion of the thread. I don't think too many really care about the deletion and the ones that did/do, know what went down and it wasn't you, I know.
Personally, I don't care if it's deleted. You mods, admins thought it a excrement show, wonderful it probably was. Again, it was just a place to blow off steam, in a larger sense that's what JO is. The thread represented nothing different than what we are going to do to one another at the tailgate, so I didn't or don't see the harm.
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Oh, I had nothing to do with moving the thread or getting personally bothered by it. Just stating an objective fact that the thread was full of excrement and terrible.
What was so bad about the thread? I've seen countless others that were more "full of excrement" and higher on the terrible meter.
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What was so bad about the thread? I've seen countless others that were more "full of excrement" and higher on the terrible meter.
I explained it on the previous page through a bible allegory.
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What was so bad about the thread? I've seen countless others that were more "full of excrement" and higher on the terrible meter.
let's not turn this thread into another abortion.
..abortion.
....abortion
......abortion
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let's not turn this thread into another abortion.
..abortion.
....abortion
......abortion
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Lurking
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Lurking
almost to 10 posts, dude.
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That's genuinely one of the most awful tattoos I've ever seen. On every level bar maybe the execution it's dreadful.
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Which home game would you like to attend only taking into account the opponent (not the time of year, date, etc.)?
Home games:
AFC East: Buffalo (6-10), Miami (8-8), New England (12-4)
AFC West: Denver (13-3), Oakland (4-12)
AFC North: Pittsburgh (8-8)
NFC North: Chicago (8-8), Detroit (7-9)
I haven't seen us play Miami yet, and we'd have a good chance to win that game. Miami would get my vote. I don't want to go to a game we'll likely lose. No interest in Denver or Pittsburgh
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Miami would be good. Also wouldn't mind Chicago.
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Which home game would you like to attend only taking into account the opponent (not the time of year, date, etc.)?
Home games:
AFC East: Buffalo (6-10), Miami (8-8), New England (12-4)
AFC West: Denver (13-3), Oakland (4-12)
AFC North: Pittsburgh (8-8)
NFC North: Chicago (8-8), Detroit (7-9)
I haven't seen us play Miami yet, and we'd have a good chance to win that game. Miami would get my vote. I don't want to go to a game we'll likely lose. No interest in Denver or Pittsburgh
I'm good for any of the opponents outside of Buffalo, only because we saw them last year.
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Which home game would you like to attend only taking into account the opponent (not the time of year, date, etc.)?
Home games:
AFC East: Buffalo (6-10), Miami (8-8), New England (12-4)
AFC West: Denver (13-3), Oakland (4-12)
AFC North: Pittsburgh (8-8)
NFC North: Chicago (8-8), Detroit (7-9)
I haven't seen us play Miami yet, and we'd have a good chance to win that game. Miami would get my vote. I don't want to go to a game we'll likely lose. No interest in Denver or Pittsburgh
Oakland and Detroit interest me. I think a Denver game could be fun, I'm not writing us off for that one (though tickets for the Denver and Pitt games will cost more).
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I don't want Pitt or Denver only because I think the tickets will be up to double or triple the price.
I wouldn't mind Chicago, Detroit, or a divisional game. Although the last few years the Miami home games have been a brutal exercise.
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I don't want Pitt or Denver only because I think the tickets will be up to double or triple the price.
I wouldn't mind Chicago, Detroit, or a divisional game. Although the last few years the Miami home games have been a brutal exercise.
Yeah, I'm starting to develop mental scars from those.
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Bears game would be great only bc we won't be playing them at home for 8 more years. And there will be a lot of bears fans to taunt
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Bears game would be great only bc we won't be playing them at home for 8 more years. And there will be a lot of bears fans to taunt
With our luck that game will be week 1 at 1 PM.
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Bears game would be great only bc we won't be playing them at home for 8 more years. And there will be a lot of bears fans to taunt
"Cutler takes it up the derriere, doo dah doo dah"
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Bears game would be great only bc we won't be playing them at home for 8 more years. And there will be a lot of bears fans to taunt
Yeah I think that would be a fun game.
Yeah, I'm starting to develop mental scars from those.
Is it payback or something for all the fun games during the Marino years?
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Rex is 1-4 at home against the phins. And all 4 were brutal games.
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Rex is 1-4 at home against the phins. And all 4 were brutal games.
2009 wasn't terrible, it was a competitive game, it just sucked that we lost.
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2009 wasn't terrible, it was a competitive game, it just sucked that we lost.
2 Ted Ginn KO returns for touchdown after we scored and Jason Taylor stripping Shonn Greene and scoring a TD. SUCKED!!!
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That's genuinely one of the most awful tattoos I've ever seen.
No it's not:
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(http://tattoospedia.com/Staff2/bad%20tattoos%2007.jpg)
(http://kkristiansen.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/good-and-bad-tattoos-34.jpg)
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2 Ted Ginn KO returns for touchdown after we scored and Jason Taylor stripping Shonn Greene and scoring a TD. SUCKED!!!
What did you say?
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2 Ted Ginn KO returns for touchdown after we scored and Jason Taylor stripping Shonn Greene and scoring a TD. SUCKED!!!
freak, I forgot about Tedd Ginn.
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I could get behind a Bears game. I only brought up Denver because I've never seen Manning play in person. I know that's not an issue for people who went to a lot of games before the realignment, but the only time I lived in New York, he was drafted in April and I moved in June.
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What did you say?
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Is that the one and only Lurch?
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What did you say?
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Now that sucked. Pregnant wife throwing out an envelope full of cash. But I did find it
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I could get behind a Bears game. I only brought up Denver because I've never seen Manning play in person. I know that's not an issue for people who went to a lot of games before the realignment, but the only time I lived in New York, he was drafted in April and I moved in June.
That would be cool with me, I just don't want to spend $150-200 for crappy tickets.
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That would be cool with me, I just don't want to spend $150-200 for crappy tickets.
so $200 for the Bills isn't exactly at the top of your list?
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Is that the one and only Lurch?
looks like Big Bird from here.
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so $200 for the Bills isn't exactly at the top of your list?
The Bills? We had decent seats for $50.
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Well I have already promised my bartender Dave who is straight off the boat Irish and speaks with a heavy Brogue a ticket to the Bears game. He is a Bears fan. And Jim is sitting with me too. But the Irishman and the Scotsman together for the whole day of drinking is priceless.
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Here are my predictions:
Week 1: Patriots (possibly Sunday Night) - Revis storyline bumps this game into primetime.
Two Sunday Night games
One Monday Night game
One Thursday Night game
Tailgate weekend is for week 5 (oct 11/12th)
Jets finish the season against Buffalo.
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Well I have already promised my bartender Dave who is straight off the boat Irish and speaks with a heavy Brogue a ticket to the Bears game. He is a Bears fan. And Jim is sitting with me too. But the Irishman and the Scotsman together for the whole day of drinking is priceless.
The Bears game sounds like a winner.....need to see dates first though.
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Here are my predictions:
Week 1: Patriots (possibly Sunday Night) - Revis storyline bumps this game into primetime.
Two Sunday Night games
One Monday Night game
One Thursday Night game
Tailgate weekend is for week 5 (oct 11/12th)
Jets finish the season against Buffalo.
I agree that we're going to see more primetime games than we had in the last two seasons.
We had 2 last year, right? 4 is certainly a possibility.
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Letting it be known October 5th is my daughters birthday and I will not be going to the game if it's a home game.
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I am good for any game:
17a- October 5th
Klax- In and around Halloween
Iggy- September games
Heismanberg- Lost cause
Fill in the list so we can get the most optimal game for everyone.
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I am good for any game:
17a- October 5th
Klax- In and around Halloween
Iggy- September games
Heismanberg- Lost cause
MBGreen - December games
Fill in the list so we can get the most optimal game for everyone.
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I am good for any game:
17a- October 5th
Klax- In and around Halloween
Iggy- September games
Heismanberg- Lost cause
Fill in the list so we can get the most optimal game
Oct 24-25
Nov 1-2
Those are the dates that I probably can't go. The Nov 1-2 I might be able to work, but I wouldn't be leaving until Saturday at the earliest, so maybe it would be a Monday Night game (fingers crossed)
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I am good for any game:
17a- October 5th
Klax- In and around Halloween
Iggy- September games
Heismanberg- Lost cause
Koz- good for any game- NOT a big hoo-ha.
Fill in the list so we can get the most optimal game for everyone.
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I'm hoping for some quality Oct 10/11, 17/18 games at home, otherwise if we're going to accommodate the out-of-towners, it looks like November is going to be a winner.
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^ living in the vicinity is the best revenge
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if it were my vote, not that mine actually counts... I'd want to see the Lions game over the bears.
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I'd prefer not Nov. 16th because I'll be in New Orleans until Nov 15th.
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17a- Oct 5
Klax - Oct 26, Nov 2
Iggy- September games
Heismanberg - Lost cause (basically everything before mid-Oct)
MBGreen - December games
Koz - good for any game - NOT a big hoo-ha.
Badger - good for any game
Bo - Nov 16
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17a- Oct 5
Klax - Oct 26, Nov 2
Iggy- September games
Heismanberg - Lost cause
MBGreen - December games
Koz - good for any game - NOT a big hoo-ha.
Badger - good for any game
Bo- Nov 16th
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1st 2 weeks of November is beautiful weather and we have holidays on both Tuesdays for election and veterans. A Sunday night game would be beautiful
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I'm good any time from the last weekend of September onwards. A 1pm game on November 2nd won't work for me because it's NYC Marathon.
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I love it when people who live in the area try to use that fact to supplement their manhood.
I'M NO hoo-ha! I'LL DRIVE 2 HOURS BRAH!
I'm fine for the Nov 1/2 weekend, but I'd fly out on the red eye after Halloween rather than come earlier in the week.
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17a- Oct 5
Klax - Oct 26, Nov 2
Iggy- September games
Heismanberg - Lost cause (basically everything before mid-Oct)
MBGreen - December games
Koz - good for any game - NOT a big hoo-ha.
Badger - good for any game
Bo - Nov 16
Johnny English - Nov 2 (1pm)
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1st 2 weeks of November is beautiful weather and we have holidays on both Tuesdays for election and veterans. A Sunday night game would be beautiful
We did Veterans day for the Pats game and it was pretty much the perfect weekend to do it IMO.
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I'm fine for the Nov 1/2 weekend, but I'd fly out on the red eye after Halloween rather than come earlier in the week.
Same thing for me, although catching the redeye may be somewhat ambitious.
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We did Veterans day for the Pats game and it was pretty much the perfect weekend to do it IMO.
Hobbes better make it this year.
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I'd prefer something after September because of the situation with my daughter. My situation is precarious enough, I'd like her to be a little older and have the peace of mind that she is fine when I hang out with you clowns.
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I'd prefer something after September because of the situation with my daughter. My situation is precarious enough, I'd like her to be a little older and have the peace of mind that she is fine when I hang out with you clowns.
17a- Oct 5
Klax - Oct 26, Nov 2
Iggy- September games
Heismanberg - Lost cause (basically everything before mid-Oct)
MBGreen - December games
Koz - good for any game - NOT a big hoo-ha.
Badger - good for any game
Bo - Nov 16
Johnny English - Nov 2 (1pm)
Otto - September games
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We did Veterans day for the Pats game and it was pretty much the perfect weekend to do it IMO.
This
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17a- Oct 5
Klax - Oct 26, Nov 2
Iggy- September games
Heismanberg - Lost cause (basically everything before mid-Oct)
MBGreen - December games
Koz - good for any game - NOT a big hoo-ha.
Badger - good for any game
Bo - Nov 16
Johnny English - Nov 2 (1pm)
Otto - September games
Puckstapo- Good for any game
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I'm good any time from the last weekend of September onwards. A 1pm game on November 2nd won't work for me because it's NYC Marathon.
You're also kind of iffy on the weekends before and after it right? Not that they weren't options, just that they weren't desirable because of the consecutive travel weekends.
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I vote December games.
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You're also kind of iffy on the weekends before and after it right? Not that they weren't options, just that they weren't desirable because of the consecutive travel weekends.
Not ideal, but I'll live with it if need be.
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Not ideal, but I'll live with it if need be.
What time is the marathon? Can you go out to dinner prior to the tailgate, you have to carb load at least a day in advance, correct?
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What time is the marathon? Can you go out to dinner prior to the tailgate, you have to carb load at least a day in advance, correct?
We could just follow him along the marathon route and throw Carmine's leftovers at him.
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What time is the marathon? Can you go out to dinner prior to the tailgate, you have to carb load at least a day in advance, correct?
Don't know times yet, I'm guessing it will go off around 9. Carb loading is generally done a couple of days before the event, the day before you want to eat fairly normally so you don't suddenly have to deposit a five pound turd two miles into the race.
Whether we're tailgating on race weekend or not, I probably won't join you for dinner the night before anyway just as I haven't in previous years.
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Any schedule leaks yet?
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Any schedule leaks yet?
I just took a pee.
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Any schedule leaks yet?
Wow, you might crack 20 posts today.
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I just took a pee.
Thanks, Tony Siragusa!
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17a- Oct 5
Klax - Oct 26, Nov 2
Iggy- September games
Heismanberg - Lost cause (basically everything before mid-Oct)
MBGreen - December games
Koz - good for any game - NOT a big hoo-ha.
Badger - good for any game
Bo - Nov 16
Johnny English - Nov 2 (1pm)
Otto - September games
Puckstapo- Good for any game
SFD- good for any game - also not a hoo-ha - but also not trying to rub it in out of towners faces
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17a- Oct 5
Klax - Oct 26, Nov 2
Iggy- September games
Heismanberg - Lost cause (basically everything before mid-Oct)
MBGreen - December games
Koz - good for any game - NOT a big hoo-ha.
Badger - good for any game
Bo - Nov 16
Johnny English - Nov 2 (1pm)
Otto - September games
Puckstapo- Good for any game
SFD- good for any game - also not a hoo-ha - but also not trying to rub it in out of towners faces
You've got some brown excrement on your nose.
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Thanks, Tony Siragusa!
Happy to contribute to the schedule leak.
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schedule ETA: 5 hours
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Since this is the tailgate thread,
Saturday before the game, lets keep Ben and Jacks as the tradition.
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Since this is the tailgate thread,
Saturday before the game, lets keep Ben and Jacks as the tradition.
I'll wear a raincoat at the table this year.
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Since this is the tailgate thread,
Saturday before the game, lets keep Ben and Jacks as the tradition.
hahahahaha!!
we're definitely changing the venue now. I'm sure Badger can think of a new place to try.
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I'll wear a raincoat at the table this year.
Badger's meal will need a raincoat too.
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hahahahaha!!
we're definitely changing the venue now. I'm sure Badger can think of a new place to try.
I just called shotgun bitch!
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I just called shotgun bitch!
good...there's plenty of room for you and your dad in the front seat. ;)
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good...there's plenty of room for you and your dad in the front seat. ;)
You seemed to enjoy it plenty with him in the back seat on top of you.
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I'm determined to get to Dinosaur BBQ this year even if I have to break party lines to do so.
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I'm determined to get to Dinosaur BBQ this year even if I have to break party lines to do so.
Other than the bad location, and it's rather expensive for a general get together, I don't see the problem in going there.
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Other than the bad location, and it's rather expensive for a general get together, I don't see the problem in going there.
I don't see how it could be more expensive per person than Carmine's.
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I don't see how it could be more expensive per person than Carmine's.
Carmines was fairly cheap at like $50-60. That's pretty good no?
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Other than the bad location, and it's rather expensive for a general get together, I don't see the problem in going there.
I don't either. It isn't expensive at all if you don't want it to be. Someone could get a pulled pork sandwich w one side for $10. Shilla was almost $100 a person two years ago.
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I don't either. It isn't expensive at all if you don't want it to be. Someone could get a pulled pork sandwich w one side for $10. Shilla was almost $100 a person two years ago.
Carmine's was 60/head last year, Shilla was maybe 65-75, I can't remember exactly. I was much drunker.
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I don't either. It isn't expensive at all if you don't want it to be. Someone could get a pulled pork sandwich w one side for $10. Shilla was almost $100 a person two years ago.
True, but we go as a group and order as such. I mean if we try and itemize an immense bill, it tends to get way too cumbersome. Can you imagine the cheap bastards, " I bought a cole slaw and mashed potatoes, here's my $3". Not that anyone in our group is like that. I just hate that excrement.
If everyone is cool with having a bunch of pulled pork sandwiches and sides we can do it cheap. I suspect we will go the more expensive route which I am completely cool with, others on a limited budget may not be.
Also, we can't forget the alcohol we are going to consume either.
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http://www.dinosaurbarbque.com/media/documents/2013/3/HarlemRestMenu_2012June.pdf
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I may make an appearance, I just need to see how things work out this week to get a better idea....
Who wants to let me ruin their couch?
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At the risk of sounding like a broken record, I understand both arguments. Doing the same thing is safe and convenient, which goes a long way for those who need to do a lot of planning to make the trip. Doing new things is fun and interesting, and NYC has endless options.
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True, but we go as a group and order as such. I mean if we try and itemize an immense bill, it tends to get way too cumbersome. Can you imagine the cheap bastards, " I bought a cole slaw and mashed potatoes, here's my $3". Not that anyone in our group is like that. I just hate that excrement.
If everyone is cool with having a bunch of pulled pork sandwiches and sides we can do it cheap. I suspect we will go the more expensive route which I am completely cool with, others on a limited budget may not be.
Also, we can't forget the alcohol we are going to consume either.
As long as we don't let you order, it won't be too bad.
"Can I get 9 appetizers before the steak and 7 sides?"
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I may make an appearance, I just need to see how things work out this week to get a better idea....
Who wants to let me ruin their couch?
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Depending on what weekend it falls on and other factors, my couch may be free. There is a penciled-in reservation for it on one weekend already.
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At the risk of sounding like a broken record, I understand both arguments. Doing the same thing is safe and convenient, which goes a long way for those who need to do a lot of planning to make the trip. Doing new things is fun and interesting, and NYC has endless options.
Planning doesn't have to involve knowing the place you're going to eat every meal.
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As long as we don't let you order, it won't be too bad.
"Can I get 9 appetizers before the steak and 7 sides?"
Hahhahahahaha feel free to take the reigns, nobody complained last year.
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As long as we don't let you order, it won't be too bad.
"Can I get 9 appetizers before the steak and 7 sides?"
*9 shellfish appetizers
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At the risk of sounding like a broken record, I understand both arguments. Doing the same thing is safe and convenient, which goes a long way for those who need to do a lot of planning to make the trip. Doing new things is fun and interesting, and NYC has endless options.
We can do both, keep Ben and Jacks and do something else. I am not partial to Carmines in the least but I do favor keeping a night for B&J's.
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*9 shellfish appetizers
ok 1 complaint.
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Depending on what weekend it falls on and other factors, my couch may be free. There is a penciled-in reservation for it on one weekend already.
Roger. I'll be in touch.
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Planning doesn't have to involve knowing the place you're going to eat every meal.
It's just one less thing to think about.
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It's just one less thing to think about.
It makes things easier that's for sure.
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*9 shellfish appetizers
ok 1 complaint.
LOL. That's true. I couldn't eat a damn appetizer, but I didn't complain. I ponied up my share of the cash for the rest of you to enjoy.
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WTF? where did the original thread go? Don't answer that whinny bitches.
I thought I better chip in before we end up in Winnipeg for dinner.
For what it's worth B&J's has been solid last couple of years, great food and service; I'm sure there is a lot of great steak joints but this is as close to a tradition as we have come so far, so I personally would like to go back but I'm cool with whatever.
Carmines was great last year and I was like " whoa, $60"- for all we consumed and drunk was incredible, if we can can find some joint with the same atmosphere and value for a group of noisy assholes like us sign us up.
I have said the aforementioned in my "Scotts Grass fertilizer- feed it with Scotts" accent.
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^As I said, if people are happy sticking with the same places, that should be the plan. I have other friends in the area and I'm perfectly happy making other arrangements for dinner.
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Giants achedule leaked. Obviously the games they are on the road we are at home
Monday, Sept. 8 at Detroit
Sunday, Sept. 14 vs. ARIZONA
Sunday, Sept. 21 vs. HOUSTON
Thursday, Sept. 25 at Washington
Sunday, Oct. 5 vs. ATLANTA
Sunday, Oct. 12 at Philadelphia, 8:30 p.m.
Sunday, Oct. 19 at Dallas
Sunday, Oct. 26 BYE
Monday, Nov. 3 vs. INDIANAPOLIS
Sunday, Nov. 9 at Seattle
Sunday, Nov. 16 vs. SAN FRANCISCO
Sunday, Nov. 23 vs. DALLAS, 8:30 p.m.
Sunday, Nov. 30 at Jacksonville
Sunday, Dec. 7 at Tennessee
Sunday, Dec. 14 vs. WASHINGTON
Sunday, Dec. 21 at St. Louis
Sunday, Dec. 28 vs. PHILADELPHIA
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So home opener sept 7th
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Tentative list of options based off of that:
Sept. 7
Sept. 28
Oct. 12
Oct. 19
Oct. 26
Nov. 9
Nov. 30
Dec. 7
Dec. 21
It seems like most people don't want to do September, so I guess we're not angling for those.
November 9 is on Veteran's Day Weekend.
I'm guessing it'll fall somewhere in between the October 12 - December 7 range. We'll get a better idea once we know which of these is the bye week and who the opponents are.
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Looks like you lucked out on Oct. 5.
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If that's true then we're on the road for marathon weekend, which is awesome.
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Nov 9th babbie
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I need this schedule to be released now. Need to plan my weekends for months 9-12 in April. Nfl got me like...
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Week 4 is Lions @ Jets per Costello (per some dude at the Detroit Free Press).
Somebody's wrong. Leak above has the Giants at home that week.
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Week 4 is Lions @ Jets per Costello.
Somebody's wrong. Leak above has the Giants at home that week.
week 4 giants play Thursday night @ redskins
Week 5 the giants are at home
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Thursday night vs lions possibly?
Could be.
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Just read on twitter that Bears @ Jets is week 3 for a monday nighter.
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Just read on twitter that Bears @ Jets is week 3.
That's our game right there!
Also read Jets vs Oakland week 1, Jets at Green Bay week 2.
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That's our game right there!
Also read Jets vs Oakland week 1, Jets at Green Bay week 2.
Santa Monica will be lit on fire
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1st 4 games suck if the schedule is true
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1st 4 games suck if the schedule is true
Are you still heading to Green Bay in week 2?
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I want a December game.
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1 hour babbies.
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That's our game right there!
Also read Jets vs Oakland week 1, Jets at Green Bay week 2.
Well, I'm out again this year, then.
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Well, I'm out again this year, then.
freak that.
We'll find another game that's good for everyone and not Puck.
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I want a December game.
A Pearl Harbor tailgate?
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Provided that's a legit schedule.
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Just read on twitter that Bears @ Jets is week 3 for a monday nighter.
Why is everyone so excited over the Bears game? I mean, I'll still be able to make it in September, but don't see the intrigue in this game.
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The Bears game is supposedly MNF, right?
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The Bears game is supposedly MNF, right?
that's the rumor.
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If that's the weekend everyone wants, so be it. I'll just fly out for the Denver game instead.
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freak that.
We'll find another game that's good for everyone and not Puck.
You go ahead and find the game that's not good for me, I dare you.
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Still don't trust it or maybe I just don't like it
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You go ahead and find the game that's not good for me, I dare you.
hahahaha. I expected an earlier response. You're getting slow, old timer.
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Still don't trust it or maybe I just don't like it
3 NFC north matchups in a row is a tad retarded.
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hahahaha. I expected an earlier response. You're getting slow, old timer.
I was being respectful and didn't post while I was expelling the pizza I ate yesterday.
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Sept 7 - Raiders 1PM
Sept 22 - Bears MNF
Sept 28 - Lions 1PM
Oct 12 - Broncos 1PM
Oct 26 - Bills 1PM
Nov 9 - Steelers 1PM
Dec 1 - Dolphins MNF
Dec 21 - Patriots 1PM
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Sept 7 - Raiders 1PM
Sept 22 - Bears MNF
Sept 28 - Lions 1PM
Oct 12 - Broncos 1PM
Oct 26 - Bills 1PM
Nov 9 - Steelers 1PM
Dec 1 - Dolphins MNF
Dec 21 - Patriots 1PM
This schedule sucks balls.
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This schedule sucks balls.
100% agree. Thanks Goodell.
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turrible schedule
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Bears, Steelers, Fins game all other choices stink.
I wish it was any team but the Steelers in the 9th. That's the weekend.
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Damn the only thing to go my way is an away game on oct 5th
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Bears, Steelers, Fins game all other choices stink.
I wish it was any team but the Steelers in the 9th. That's the weekend.
If the Bears and Steelers swapped dates....would've been perfect. Bears game is a monday nighter too. Shiiit
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I honestly have no idea what's the best game.
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I honestly have no idea what's the best game.
17a...which dates work best for you? You're the driving force behind the tailgate....
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Not a single 4PM among them.
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Not a single 4PM among them.
If it's a 1 pm game so be it. I think the Bills or Steelers are the best but try getting 20 tickets for that game, that's the problem.
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freak this schedule. Good thing nobody wanted to come out for the SD game. My buddy gets married the day before. Busy weekend.
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Well we have a difficult task, let's start picking a game.
Let's start with the Steelers or <pick a game>
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Bears game is the best option. See you all in 2015. Or not. Probably September again that year.
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Only games that work for me are the December games
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Bears game is the best option. See you all in 2015. Or not. Probably September again that year.
So you're out totally?
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Only games that work for me are the December games
I thought you were good to go in November....is the 9th still too early?
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Fins game?
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So you're out totally?
No, he's not.
We'll figure it out.
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Fins game?
December is out for me. If that works out better for everyone else....i'll suck it up and wait till 2015.
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The Steelers game is most ideal other than its the Steelers and their idiot fans.
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So you're out totally?
No. I'm assuming the Bears game will be the tailgate. If I can do that game, it's because I have no work. I work a lot in September. A slow weekend would be probably 8 to 10 hrs. That's $1200 to 1500 I wouldn't see, plus the Monday work. I don't work nearly as much the rest of the fall.
Honestly, if that's the weekend, I'll probably come for another game. Might even take my daughter and have a very different NY weekend.
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December is out for me. If that works out better for everyone else....i'll suck it up and wait till 2015.
freak that then.
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The Steelers game is most ideal other than its the Steelers and their idiot fans.
we would have to keep a close eye on ticket prices. That's an expensive one, no?
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we would have to keep a close eye on ticket prices. That's an expensive one, no?
I don't know how to get cheap prices for that week. That's a week season ticket holders look to make money at least double. I just may book early.
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My top 5 in order:
Oct 12 - Broncos (1pm - Sunday)
Sept 22 - Bears (8:30pm - Monday)
Sept 29 - Lions (1pm - Sunday)
Nov 9 - Steelers (1pm - Sunday)
Dec 1 - Dolphins (8:30pm - Monday)
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Are we ruling out the Fins game Dec 1?
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I don't know how to get cheap prices for that week. That's a week player of the pink oboe shitty fans look to make money at least double. I just may book early.
FYP
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Are we ruling out the Fins game Dec 1?
I'm not. Although the prospect of begin snowed in and not being able to get back home pushes it down my list.
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Are we ruling out the Fins game Dec 1?
Not particularly, it just doesn't seem to be anyone's favorite.
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FYP
Pretty much.
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Pretty much.
Idiots trying to make back the money they flushed away on PSLs.
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Idiots trying to make back the money they flushed away on PSLs.
Yes, and it's going to happen with Denver as well.
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you guys are so retarded. 1 oclock game can be shoved up each of your vaginas sideways. The ONLY choice is the Bears.
And Im out
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My preference is the Steelers, I will deal with ticket pricesas best as possible.
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And who made Patrcik Ewing my avatar when I don't even like basketball?
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I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but there is absolutely no way I can go to the Bears game. I could hang out with you guys Friday or Saturday night but I can't go to the game.
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My preference is the Steelers, I will deal with ticket pricesas best as possible.
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riiiiiight. Once you tell everyone on Shindler's list how much the tix are, your entourage will jump ship and youll be all alone at Katz's deli for the weekend
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Anything after the Lions game (not included) would be ideal for me, game wise. If you pick a game I can't go to I'd find a way to hangout during the weekend.
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I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but there is absolutely no way I can go to the Bears game. I could hang out with you guys Friday or Saturday night but I can't go to the game.
what game then?
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Bears is a total non-starter for me. Pittsburgh probably best, Lions and Denver doable.
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1.Steelers...works out the best for me
2.Bears
3.Lions
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This is suddenly looking better. I just assumed everyone would pick Chicago.
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This is suddenly looking better. I just assumed everyone would pick Chicago.
The Bears were an interesting option in a vacuum, but it's been pretty clear that several people can't do September.
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I do not want September if half the forum is wiped out, that isn't fair.
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And who made Patrcik Ewing my avatar when I don't even like basketball?
perfect avatar for a smelly ape.
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You guys pick a day, I'll figure out a way to be there. If I'm living in Connecticut, I'll probably be at close to every home game. If I'm still in Charlotte, I'll request off whenever I need to.
My personal preference is one of the night games, just because it's a more fun tailgate, but obviously, I put seeing most of your sorry asses over having a more convenient time of day to drink.
We could also have an early season tailgate and a late season tailgate, with one being the primary tailgate and the other being the tailgate for the rejects who couldn't make the other date.
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If it's the Steelers our best bet is to call group sales and do it that way. On the open market we will get derriere raped.
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perfect avatar for a smelly ape.
lol
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I'm excited!!
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If it's the Steelers our best bet is to call group sales and do it that way. On the open market we will get derriere raped.
Buy season tickets just for the steelers game are resell the rest on stubhub.
Best bet.
I don't want to have the tailgate party on a Monday night game
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Buy season tickets just for the steelers game are resell the rest on stubhub.
Best bet.
I don't want to have the tailgate party on a Monday night game
Early indications is that the Steelers game works best for the majority of the board.
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The two times I went were fun, but that was when they were still doing two-a-days. Granted most things are fun when getting shitfaced. I wouldn't go again though.
I got to see the entire defense in 2010 eat a $2k breakfast or something like that. It made the papers. Kris Jenkins came over to our table, and Shaun Ellis kept staring at my buddy like he was going to kill him. It was pretty cool.
Didn't someone fall out with your buddy at the tailgate a couple of years ago as well? Is it the same guy who just rubs people up the wrong way, or are all your friends like that?
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Is there anyone who absolutely categorically can not make the Steelers game?
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I do not want September if half the forum is wiped out, that isn't fair.
I'll agree with that.
Denver or Pittsburgh seem most likely, with Miami having an outside chance.
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Buy season tickets just for the steelers game are resell the rest on stubhub.
Best bet.
I don't want to have the tailgate party on a Monday night game
I have to buy so many tickets for friends it's nuts.
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Is there anyone who absolutely categorically can not make the Steelers game?
I can make it.
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I'll agree with that.
Denver or Pittsburgh seem most likely, with Miami having an outside chance.
I would prefer November against the Steelers, it will be worse weather wise but better in every other aspect. It's a long weekend.
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Is there anyone who absolutely categorically can not make the Steelers game?
The Hyman I think and possibly Tommy.
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I would prefer November against the Steelers, it will be worse weather wise but better in every other aspect. It's a long weekend.
Early November is usually pretty perfect football weather. Early game means a chilly morning but it's no big deal.
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I would prefer November against the Steelers, it will be worse weather wise but better in every other aspect. It's a long weekend.
fly in on the thursday, fly out the following Tuesday.
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Is there anyone who absolutely categorically can not make the Steelers game?
Should probably make this a poll before it gets too buried.
I can make it.
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Go ahead.
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Early November is usually pretty perfect football weather. Early game means a chilly morning but it's no big deal.
Denver is Indian Summer which is my favorite time of the year in the Northeast. That said, I have to think about the Tongue. He is getting on in age and he isn't the most tolerant with regard to the cold. He should be fine though he enjoyed himself against Pats and that was a week prior.
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Denver is Indian Summer which is my favorite time of the year in the Northeast. That said, I have to think about the Tongue. He is getting on in age and he isn't the most tolerant with regard to the cold. He should be fine though he enjoyed himself against Pats and that was a week prior.
Thank god he's tolerant of staying out past midnight at the pub. hahahahaa
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Thank god he's tolerant of staying out past midnight at the pub. hahahahaa
I think he loves being a part of the guys even though he can't keep up with our pace......I should change think to I know he loves being one of the guys.
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I think he loves being a part of the guys even though he can't keep up with our pace......I should change think to I know he loves being one of the guys.
He and his buddy wanted to kill you around 11:30pm....while you were pumping quarters into that juke box with Otto.
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He and his buddy wanted to kill you around 11:30pm....while you were pumping quarters into that juke box with Otto.
The Tongue wanted to kill me? You should have seen how pissed he got when we visited my friends at Disney, wow. He almost got arrested.
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Forget Shilla, if this place is in K-Town, MB will love it:
(http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/04/coffee-beer-rooster.jpg)
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Didn't someone fall out with your buddy at the tailgate a couple of years ago as well? Is it the same guy who just rubs people up the wrong way, or are all your friends like that?
That was my buddy Mike, who came to the last two Pats-Hater tailgates with me. Not sure where that rep came from, but I think Iggy was the only one who didn't like him.
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Forget Shilla, if this place is in K-Town, MB will love it:
(http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/04/coffee-beer-rooster.jpg)
Hahahahaha
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Denver is Indian Summer which is my favorite time of the year in the Northeast. That said, I have to think about the Tongue. He is getting on in age and he isn't the most tolerant with regard to the cold. He should be fine though he enjoyed himself against Pats and that was a week prior.
Pats game in 2011 was Veterans Day weekend.
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Pats game in 2011 was Veterans Day weekend.
I think it was the first week of November though, so in theory it was a week earlier.
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I think it was the first week of November though, so in theory it was a week earlier.
November 13th actually.
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You guys didn't book hotels yet?
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You guys didn't book hotels yet?
You're up early.
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You guys didn't book hotels yet?
No, but as I clean this baby excrement off my hand I'm hitting the submit button for my flights.
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You're up early.
4:45 AM wakeup good buddy.
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Are you guys going to do a group buy for seats in the 900's again?
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Are you guys going to do a group buy for seats in the 900's again?
Yeah unless you want to get 24 free tickets, big guy.
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Yeah unless you want to get 24 free tickets, big guy.
Just busting balls. If I didn't get them for free I'd be up there with you. That being said, why haven't you secured tickets yet?
Also, do you plan on renting a minivan again this year and once again fouling it in front of the masses?
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Just busting balls. If I didn't get them for free I'd be up there with you. That being said, why haven't you secured tickets yet?
Also, do you plan on renting a minivan again this year and once again fouling it in front of the masses?
You bet your derriere I am running into the sign again, for sure.
I am calling group sales today.
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My section is 341 seats closer to 340. So is Rmagedon
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I'm certainly intrigued by that Middle Ages Brewery. I've also wanted to visit the Finger Lakes wineries for a while.
Way out of your league, considering you can't go 12 miles to the west and make a damm tailgate, or even dinner the night before. Keep dreaming.
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Guys, Carmines was top-tit last year, really enjoyed it, loud, good food etc.
That being said, for Friday night, can we give Dinosaur some serious consideration?
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Guys, Carmines was top-tit last year, really enjoyed it, loud, good food etc.
That being said, for Friday night, can we give Dinosaur some serious consideration?
I think most people are leaning towards Dinosaur this go around, so yes.
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I think most people are leaning towards Dinosaur this go around, so yes.
Good, especially since they have an open-door policy on assholes. You're covered.
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I'll be there for the beers. I don't want to watch you savages eat.
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Good, especially since they have an open-door policy on assholes. You're covered.
Koz, read my signature. I readily admit to being a gigantic inflamed one.
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fly in on the thursday, fly out the following Tuesday.
Might even fly in on Wednesday.
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Might even fly in on Wednesday.
that's a possibility for me. The flight would be a little more expensive if i were to book that now. I'll wait to see if any seat sales pop up.
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Looks like 17A finally popped his cherry on this board. Maybe he now realizes that Theganggreen.com is a site for has-beens and wannabees.
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Guys, Carmines was top-tit last year, really enjoyed it, loud, good food etc.
That being said, for Friday night, can we give Dinosaur some serious consideration?
Thank you for volunteering to make reservations.
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Thank you for volunteering to make reservations.
No problem picking up the phone and telling them, "About 20 or so."
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No problem having my secretary pick up the phone and tell them, "About 20 or so."
FYP
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FYP
Dude, I don't trust my secretary to make photocopies at this point.
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Dude, I don't trust my secretary to make photocopies at this point.
You can't blame her for messing with your cheap derriere. You gave her a big fat lump of coal for Secretaries Day. excrement even Klax gets a gift basket and a sexy garter from his boss.
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You can't blame her you give a big fat lump of coal for Secretaries Day, excrement even Klax gets a gift basket and a sexy garter from his boss.
Klax is prettier than my secretary.
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Klax is prettier than my secretary.
Yeah puts out more too.
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Guys, I saw Koz yesterday and he told me he's going to pick up the whole weekend for all of us. The restaurants, the bars and the game. What a great guy!!
oh...except for Puck, he has to pay his own way.
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I'll be there. I owe Chuck some beers
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I'll be there. I owe Chuck some beers
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Hey...whatever gets you there. Badger needs someone his age there. I'm beginning to think he has a "thing" for older men.
Besides, Koz is paying for the whole thing, the gentleman that he is.
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Guys, I saw Koz yesterday and he told me he's going to pick up the whole weekend for all of us. The restaurants, the bars and the game. What a great guy!!
oh...except for Puck, he has to pay his own way.
That cheap bastard is saving up to be Jewish, you're lying, just ask his ugly secretary.
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I have 3 kids- I have no money.
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I have 3 kids- I have no money.
Right.....and I'm Cyndi Lauper.
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I have 3 kids- I have no money.
jonnyd has 20 daughters, and lives like an aristocrat.
something doesn't add up here.
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something doesn't add up here.
Yeah I agree, no way Pope's imaginary girlfriend lets him attend the tailgate or festivities.
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jonnyd has 20 daughters, and lives like an aristocrat.
something doesn't add up here.
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1024x768q90/836/cwsg.jpg)
But...is he happy?
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Right.....and I'm Cyndi Lauper.
With the correct lipstick, I can see this.
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(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1024x768q90/836/cwsg.jpg)
But...is he happy?
If he shaved his back, he might be.
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If he shaved his back, he might be.
You can make a mattress and a down comforter, if he shaved his back
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You can make a mattress and a down comforter, if he shaved his back
It'll give something for Klax or Iggy to sleep on, if Jim's apartment doesn't have enough beds. the smell of Old Spice will help lull them to sleep too.
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It'll give something for Klax or Iggy to sleep on, if Jim's apartment doesn't have enough beds.
If they can figure out a way to neutralize the smell.
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Hey...whatever gets you there. Badger needs someone his age there. I'm beginning to think he has a "thing" for older men.
No way, I love listening to everybody reminisce about CHiPs and The A-Team and Denis Potvin.
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No way, I love listening to everybody reminisce about CHiPs and The A-Team and Denis Potvin.
You love to hear the rambling conversations of Chuck and Darryl? You're a glutton for punishment that's for sure.
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You love to hear the rambling conversations of Chuck and Darryl? You're a glutton for punishment that's for sure.
Once you've endured the Puckstapo for even a minute, anything pales in comparison.
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No way, I love listening to everybody reminisce about CHiPs and The A-Team and Denis Potvin.
I made a comment to 2 girls in my office yesterday, "That guy looks and sounds just like Jeff Spicoli." What I received in return was a double "Deer in the Headlights" look.
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Time to stop clicking delete on those JetBlue sale emails. I'm guessing I'll be in on Thursday out late Monday.
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Time to stop clicking delete on those JetBlue sale emails. I'm guessing I'll be in on Thursday out late Monday.
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Once you've endured the Puckstapo for even a minute, anything pales in comparison.
Yet you gladly let me hover around your bar, strange times.
I made a comment to 2 girls in my office yesterday, "That guy looks and sounds just like Jeff Spicoli." What I received in return was a double "Deer in the Headlights" look.
Broads are just never able to grasp the movie quote concept, they never have and never will. That's why we want to leave so soon after freaking them, they're no fun to converse with.
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I made a comment to 2 girls in my office yesterday, "That guy looks and sounds just like Jeff Spicoli." What I received in return was a double "Deer in the Headlights" look.
Did you grow a beard to look like Coover Bennett or something?
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Yet you gladly let me hover around your bar, strange times.
Let? Let? I didn't realize I had a choice.
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That's good, but it would have been even better with Gary Johnson.
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Let? Let? I didn't realize I had a choice.
You do, I will be up in June all you have to say is "Stan GTFO" and I am a memory.
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Did you grow a beard to look like Coover Bennett or something?
Hhahahah Koz will give you the same look he is complaining the broads gave him.
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Looks like 17A finally popped his cherry on this board. Maybe he now realizes that Theganggreen.com is a site for has-beens and wannabees.
I haven't been on any message boards. I even deleted my Facebook. But I am on twitter and Instagram
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That's good, but it would have been even better with Gary Johnson.
We're still years away from the technology required for Gary Johnson gifs.
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Hhahahah Koz will give you the same look he is complaining the broads gave him.
"You remember Fast Times? Check this out...THAT'S MY SKULL! I'M SO WASTED!" *odd looks from younger coworkers*
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Over 5 pages since last night. I'm not even reading that excrement. Have u guys booked your hotel airfare tickets and dinner reservations yet?????
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I haven't been on any message boards. I even deleted my Facebook. But I am on twitter and Instagram
Ever since your wife caught you at the rest stop glory hole, things have gone downhill.
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Got a bunch of comedians in here today.
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Got a bunch of comedians in here today.
So today we can assume this is your last post.
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Got a bunch of comedians in here today.
Go back to your biscuits...We'll tell you when you've made enough for the day. Tomorrow, I'll let you drive the car, in the driveway, with the key out of the ignition.
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You do, I will be up in June all you have to say is "Stan GTFO" and I am a memory.
You mean that "Well, 5:42pm on Friday. That's closing time" wasn't a big enough hint for you?
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I'm going to fight Puck at the tailgate
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what is this the 2014 NAMBLA convention?
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I'm going to fight Puck at the tailgate
Awesome, I love dropping the gloves.
what is this the 2014 NAMBLA convention?
That means you are you going then.
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I'm going to fight Puck at the tailgate
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I want to take on the winner of Puck/Pope.
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I'm going to fight Puck at the tailgate
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I'm laughing my derriere off on a train right now and no one knows why.
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Puck is the new Mr E.
"Hi, I'm Stan"
"What's your name on the board?"
"MiamiPu--"
Straight jab right to the nose.
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I want to take on the winner of Puck/Pope.
We should make brackets.
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Puck is the new Mr E.
"Hi, I'm Stan"
"What's your name on the board?"
"MiamiPu--"
Straight jab right to the nose.
If Drew shows, he is like a bucket of excrement at an Italian wedding, I am good to go.
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We should make brackets.
I'll take Heismanberg or whatever his name is this week.
1st round bye.
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Someone needs to make sure that Fozzi actually knows about it this year. As I think I'm one of the few people left on here who isn't banned at TGG, I'll take responsibility for it unless someone actually has his phone number and/or email address.
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Someone needs to make sure that Fozzi actually knows about it this year. As I think I'm one of the few people left on here who isn't banned at TGG, I'll take responsibility for it unless someone actually has his phone number and/or email address.
I am not banned either, there are a few people that might want to show up.
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Even though he is the scrawniest little excrement, I bet JE Wins the whole freaking thing.
I don't trust an Englishman in a fair fight.
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Even though he is the scrawniest little excrement, I bet JE Wins the whole freaking thing.
I don't trust an Englishman in a fair fight.
freak no. I haven't been in a drunken fight since my 20s, and I was excrement at it then. I'm not going to spend all this time practising to run and then not use it when faced with some meathead swinging his fists.
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Even though he is the scrawniest little excrement, I bet JE Wins the whole freaking thing.
I don't trust an Englishman in a fair fight.
Who said anything about fighting fair?
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3 pages in 90 mins. You fags are too slow.
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freak no. I haven't been in a drunken fight since my 20s, and I was excrement at it then. I'm not going to spend all this time practising to run and then not use it when faced with some meathead swinging his fists.
Hahsha, your last sentence is gold.
Reminds me of a classic Chris Rock line: I ain't working out. You got pecs? I got techs.
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I'm not MB-ing or anything, but I'm thinking I'll be reverting back to the Hampton Inn near the stadium unless someone rents an apartment or something. I'd love to stay in the city, but it's a little on the pricey side, even with a last-minute deal. Much like Puck's sex life, I'm open to anything though.
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We are at 21 pages and at least 6 months to go before the tailgate. Care to take a guess as to how many we'll be at by the start of tailgate weekend?
I'm going to say 301. Just a gut feeling.
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3 pages in 90 mins. You fags are too slow.
This one ain't gonna "disappear" is it? Haha
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We are at 21 pages and at least 6 months to go before the tailgate. Care to take a guess as to how many we'll be at by the start of tailgate weekend?
I'm going to say 301. Just a gut feeling.
You guys are all nuts. This is exactly the way Chris would want it. He was a bigger post whore than puck.
Well...maybe not puck on second thought.
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You guys are all nuts. This is exactly the way Chris would want it. He was a bigger post whore than puck.
Just think that I am not even close to being the top poster here, so put that in your pipe and smoke it. Chris was definitely a bigger whore than I.
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You guys are all nuts. This is exactly the way Chris would want it. He was a bigger post whore than puck.
Well...maybe not puck on second thought.
Much to Badger's chagrin, I'm confident Chris would've posted the tailgate thread in January.
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You guys are all nuts. This is exactly the way Chris would want it. He was a bigger post whore than puck.
Well...maybe not puck on second thought.
Puck is to insults what Junc is to arguing.
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Much to Badger's chagrin, I'm confident Chris would've posted the tailgate thread in January.
The day the season ended actually.
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Puck is to insults what Junc is to arguing.
We're one comedian short today, are you going to make a concerted effort to audition?
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I'm not MB-ing or anything, but I'm thinking I'll be reverting back to the Hampton Inn near the stadium unless someone rents an apartment or something. I'd love to stay in the city, but it's a little on the pricey side, even with a last-minute deal. Much like Puck's sex life, I'm open to anything though.
There's a few hourly hotels on the Island that I cat set you up at. Chuck, don't you think that he's deserving of the jungle room at the Commack Motor Inn?
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The day the season ended actually.
Well, he didn't do that the one time he had a chance to (after the 2010 season), so that's all I'm going to say about that.
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I'm not MB-ing or anything, but I'm thinking I'll be reverting back to the Hampton Inn near the stadium unless someone rents an apartment or something. I'd love to stay in the city, but it's a little on the pricey side, even with a last-minute deal. Much like Puck's sex life, I'm open to anything though.
Are you referring to the Hampton Inn that has nothing remotely around it? Or the one in Harmon Meadows.
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Well, he didn't do that the one time he had a chance to (after the 2010 season), so that's all I'm going to say about that.
If he were around for the last 3 tailgates, I'm thinking he would have.
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Well, he didn't do that the one time he had a chance to (after the 2010 season), so that's all I'm going to say about that.
Run Forrest run.
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There's a few hourly hotels on the Island that I cat set you up at. Chuck, don't you think that he's deserving of the jungle room at the Commack Motor Inn?
Is that where you got your secretary?
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There's a few hourly hotels on the Island that I cat set you up at. Chuck, don't you think that he's deserving of the jungle room at the Commack Motor Inn?
Nah...hot tub room at the Hollywood in Farmingdale. Right off the parkway too. Most of these fudge packers would fit in well there.
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Are you referring to the Hampton Inn that has nothing remotely around it? Or the one in Harmon Meadows.
Carlstadt. The one with nothing around it, but Redd's bar is not too far away and I'll have a car.
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You can't blame her for messing with your cheap derriere. You gave her a big fat lump of coal for Secretaries Day. excrement even Klax gets a gift basket and a sexy garter from his boss.
Basket of supplements and coffee, get it right.
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Carlstadt. The one with nothing around it, but Redd's bar is not too far away and I'll have a car.
I'm booking the night before and after there the second we confirm that it's Nov. 9. Make it easier to get to and from the game/tailgate.
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Well, he didn't do that the one time he had a chance to (after the 2010 season), so that's all I'm going to say about that.
Shut your pie hole and start lathering up for puck.
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Shut your pie hole and start lathering up for puck.
That just sounds creepy.
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That just sounds creepy.
Even I am creeped out, nobody has to lather themselves on my account.
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Chris had a thread called my tailgating crew for EVERY week that 2010 season. That's a thread I would love to read again but it's probably purged.
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I'm booking the night before and after there the second we confirm that it's Nov. 9. Make it easier to get to and from the game/tailgate.
Yeah, that's the big selling point of that hotel. Fair price, clean, and free shuttle to and from the game (although the shuttle back isn't as easy to get). Pretty decent continental breakfast for MB too. I'm sure I could round up some ketchup packets for him.
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Chris had a thread called my tailgating crew for EVERY week that 2010 season. That's a thread I would love to read again but it's probably purged.
Well he was there every week, so the annual thing wasn't be all, end all for him.
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Even I am creeped out, nobody has to lather themselves on my account.
Hear that Badger? Puck's going in dry!
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Yeah, that's the big selling point of that hotel. Fair price, clean, and free shuttle to and from the game (although the shuttle back isn't as easy to get). Pretty decent continental breakfast for MB too. I'm sure I could round up some ketchup packets for him.
the continental breakfast bar is set pretty high.
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Yeah, that's the big selling point of that hotel. Fair price, clean, and free shuttle to and from the game (although the shuttle back isn't as easy to get). Pretty decent continental breakfast for MB too. I'm sure I could round up some ketchup packets for him.
I'm thinking of nothing other than the location. I'm a man of convenience. Everything else is just icing on the cake.
freak continental breakfasts.
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Nah...hot tub room at the Hollywood in Farmingdale. Right off the parkway too. Most of these fudge packers would fit in well there.
I've been there as well. Bethpage Motor Inn, Hollywood, Pines Motor Lodge, Commack Motor Inn, Gaslight Motel.
In your 20's, working at bars and not wanting to head back to Mom's house- you went there instead. Amazed to this day that I didn't catch anything just by virtue of walking into the room.
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From Trip Advisor
“The Anchor Inn should be condemned”
1 of 5 stars
The Anchor Inn looks great online and acceptable when standing outside of the building. The lobby is even okay. After that, everything quickly goes down hill. Rooms with broken televisions, broken safes, stained carpet and furniture. That's just the beginning of the problems I found. Way too expensive for what the customer receives in return.
They even go as far as to advertise room service on their 'hold' message. When in fact, it is 'delivery' from local restaurants.
Very disappointing. Will never stay there again.
“Worst Hotel Experience Ever!!”
1 of 5 stars
I stayed at this hotel for 1 day and honestly thought I was staying in a brothel. Upon check in I was with my girlfriend and the clerk asked if we wanted a short stay for 4 hours!! We saw what appeared to be obvious "working girls" in the hotel after we checked in. The room smelled like urine and the shower/tub was filthy. The soap dishes had rust caked on them. The bed comforter was discolored and very stained. The bathroom waste basket was never changed from the previous guests and had condom wrappers. The TV reception was terrible and the would constantly make a loud buzzing noise. After complaining to the front desk manager(guy with a beard) they said no other rooms were available and a refund was not in order. The next morning we found a much better hotel The Adria up the road and stayed there for the remainder of our stay. If we didn't pay with cash we would have definitely cancelled the charge with our credit card. This was the worst hotel experience we have ever had!! We would never recommend anyone to stay in this dump.
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Hear that Badger? Puck's going in dry!
Blood is a great lubricant.
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Yeah, that's the big selling point of that hotel. Fair price, clean, and free shuttle to and from the game (although the shuttle back isn't as easy to get). Pretty decent continental breakfast for MB too. I'm sure I could round up some ketchup packets for him.
It's currently $229 a night for that weekend. There are cheaper hotels of comparable standard in Midtown.
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It's currently $229 a night for that weekend. There are cheaper hotels of way way way better standard in Midtown.
Fixed that for you.
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(http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/bridge.jpg)
You could always shack up INSIDE a Manhattan Bridge support tower.
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That just sounds creepy.
Is it supposed to sound enticing or something?
What's wrong with you weirdos?
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$229 a night? woof
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Luckily, Ignatius has proper headgear at the ready in the event that we play the Broncos-
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41oFCj%2B2P7L._SX342_.jpg)
or the Steelers:
(http://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/thumbs/rafael-melida.jpeg)
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Also, it's a 1pm game. Who the freak is going to want to hang around the Meadowlands on a Sunday evening? Staying in Manhattan means drinking in Manhattan.
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Also, it's a 1pm game. Who the freak is going to want to hang around the Meadowlands on a Sunday evening? Staying in Manhattan means drinking in Manhattan.
For any of us who are getting to the Meadowlands super early for the game, either by car or mass transit, spending all day at the stadium, tailgating after the game, I can't see a whole lot of folks then wanting to head into the city afterwards. By that time, you're shot and still holding back a excrement that you don't want to donate to a rank porta-potty.
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Also, it's a 1pm game. Who the freak is going to want to hang around the Meadowlands on a Sunday evening? Staying in Manhattan means drinking in Manhattan.
I would say with almost 100 percent certainty that we'd be in the parking lot until 6 or 7 pm the earliest. Good luck even trying to leave right after the game.
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It's currently $229 a night for that weekend. There are cheaper hotels of comparable standard in Midtown.
That price is just sat night. Fri and Sun are $129 each
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Also, it's a 1pm game. Who the freak is going to want to hang around the Meadowlands on a Sunday evening? Staying in Manhattan means drinking in Manhattan.
I'm pretty sure like every other game that there will be a post-game tailgate. This time it just means more daylight and time to get drunk in the parking lot.
Do the drinks in Manhattan taste better or something?
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Hampton Inn at Carlstadt is showing $122/nt for me.
for what nights?
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How long do they stay in the lot afterwards, assuming you haven't Hobbesed?
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for what nights?
$229 is Sat night, $122 Fri or Sun.
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How long do they stay in the lot afterwards, assuming you haven't Hobbesed?
I've literally stayed until there wasn't a car left in the lot I was in. That was years ago though.
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I don't think there a question that we'll be tailgating afterward so let's just drop that discussion now.
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Also, it's a 1pm game. Who the freak is going to want to hang around the Meadowlands on a Sunday evening? Staying in Manhattan means drinking in Manhattan.
Why not both?
There's no way I'm staying in NJ for the weekend, though. I'm hoping to figure out an apartment again, but if not I'll look for a hotel deal in October or stay with a friend if I must.
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For any of us who are getting to the Meadowlands super early for the game, either by car or mass transit, spending all day at the stadium, tailgating after the game, I can't see a whole lot of folks then wanting to head into the city afterwards. By that time, you're shot and still holding back a excrement that you don't want to donate to a rank porta-potty.
Speak for yourself old man, I want to keep drinking. Last year K and I ended up in Redd's for SNF and it was terrible.
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I've literally stayed until there wasn't a car left in the lot I was in. That was years ago though.
No way that I'm rushing out of the lot just to get jammed up in traffic heading east around 5PM. Stay till at least 7, maybe later, and hope for the best.
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BTW, I agree it is better to stay in Manhattan for everything that weekend other than the game. I'm going to look for deals in the city last minute. But if it's a lot more expensive, I'll just stay at the Hampton Inn. I don't know if you can get a nice hotel in the city for less than $200/nt. without splitting a room with someone.
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BTW, I agree it is better to stay in Manhattan for everything that weekend other than the game. I'm going to look for deals in the city last minute. But if it's a lot more expensive, I'll just stay at the Hampton Inn. I don't know if you can get a nice hotel in the city for less than $200/nt. without splitting a room with someone.
I don't remember the last time I paid more than $150 a night for a 4 star in Manhattan. In fact I don't think I ever have.
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No way that I'm rushing out of the lot just to get jammed up in traffic heading east around 5PM. Stay till at least 7, maybe later, and hope for the best.
The post tailgate is sometimes better than the pregame tailgate.
When I was a rookie first going to games I didn't know any better and just left. Big freaking mistake.
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I don't remember the last time I paid more than $150 a night for a 4 star in Manhattan. In fact I don't think I ever have.
How do you usually book? Priceline?
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How do you usually book? Priceline?
Priceline, hotels.com, Hotwire. The best deals are usually the Hotwire secret deals that come up a couple of weeks before you plan to stay - as long as I know it's a four star and I know the general area, I don't much care what it is. I got the Benjamin for $129 a night on one of those deals a couple of years ago.
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BTW, I agree it is better to stay in Manhattan for everything that weekend other than the game. I'm going to look for deals in the city last minute. But if it's a lot more expensive, I'll just stay at the Hampton Inn. I don't know if you can get a nice hotel in the city for less than $200/nt. without splitting a room with someone.
Good lord dude, Hotwire is your friend.
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Luckily, Ignatius has proper headgear at the ready in the event that we play the Broncos-
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41oFCj%2B2P7L._SX342_.jpg)
The same hat on you:
(http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/1/6/9/5/8/9/7/1/orig-16958971.jpg)
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Priceline, hotels.com, Hotwire. The best deals are usually the Hotwire secret deals that come up a couple of weeks before you plan to stay - as long as I know it's a four star and I know the general area, I don't much care what it is. I got the Benjamin for $129 a night on one of those deals a couple of years ago.
Please listen to this angry man, he knows his stuff.
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Good lord dude, Hotwire is your friend.
Let's not convince them. People willing to pay rack rate at shitty out of town hotels are what enables us to get the good deals.
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Good lord dude, Hotwire is your friend.
I struck out with Priceline bidding last year. I'll give hotwire a shot this time. You don't need to convince me about hotel bidding sites. I got a 5* hotel in Seattle a couple of years ago for $60 a night, rack rate was $300.
If you catch any of those hotwire deals, send it my way. I'll look closer to the time, but I'm not the most observant dude in the world.
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Let's not convince them. People willing to pay rack rate at shitty out of town hotels are what enables us to get the good deals.
Hahahahah this is true.
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BTW, I agree it is better to stay in Manhattan for everything that weekend other than the game. I'm going to look for deals in the city last minute. But if it's a lot more expensive, I'll just stay at the Hampton Inn. I don't know if you can get a nice hotel in the city for less than $200/nt. without splitting a room with someone.
7 months ahead of time there are already 4-star hotels in the city cheaper than the Hampton Inn (less than $200 a night). Wait till they have excess inventory 2 months out and that # will grow exponentially.
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7 months ahead of time there are already 4-star hotels in the city cheaper than the Hampton Inn (less than $200 a night). Wait till they have excess inventory 2 months out and that # will grow exponentially.
Like I said, keep me in the loop if you see something in the fall. I'm not booking anything anytime soon.
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Way out of your league, considering you can't go 12 miles to the west and make a damm tailgate, or even dinner the night before. Keep dreaming.
Hahaha, it's not difficult for me to go places with my wife. Just places that include you shlubs.
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I don't think there a question that we'll be tailgating afterward so let's just drop that discussion now.
Absolutely have to eat drink and watch the 4pm game in the lot. U can't even leave the parking lot till 5pm anyway with all the traffic
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At the very least, splitting a place like this is a better deal than staying in freaking Jersey at $129 - 229/night.
https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/2144843?checkin=11%2F06%2F2014&checkout=11%2F10%2F2014&guests=4&s=WBgK
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The Pats game tailgate year, I couldn't get excrement in Manhattan for a good price. JE lucked out. I struck out on every single search and got stuck in Queens (still better than Jersey).
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I tried logging into The Gang Gay site to msg Fozzi, I have been permanently banned. hahahahaha
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You guys are welcome to sleep in my bed. I have room for one or two
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G900A using Tapatalk
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I tried logging into The Gang Gay site to msg Fozzi, I have been permanently banned. hahahahaha
I'll just email him.
EDIT: Done. I told him to come here. Hopefully he does. It would be good to have him around.
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I'll just email him.
EDIT: Done. I told him to come here. Hopefully he does. It would be good to have him around.
Great thank you.
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I'll just email him.
EDIT: Done. I told him to come here. Hopefully he does. It would be good to have him around.
Wait, do you still have access to TGG?
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Wait, do you still have access to TGG?
No, he just has fozzi's email.
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Wait, do you still have access to TGG?
Oh God no. I also think I might be the only member of the original purge not to have ever made a second account. Maybe klax too. I just still have his email address, and vice versa. He emailed me about the tailgate last year a week before with no idea what date it was. Glad to let him know early. Excessively early.
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Oh God no. I also think I might be the only member of the original purge not to have ever made a second account. Maybe klax too. I just still have his email address, and vice versa. He emailed me about the tailgate last year a week before with no idea what date it was. Glad to let him know early. Excessively early.
Yeah if I was to make a 2nd account the only thing I would title it is pissoffbrutha and that would never make it past the screeners. Then again they let a guy by the name of
Reinhard Heydrich through....ugh.
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Oh God no. I also think I might be the only member of the original purge not to have ever made a second account. Maybe klax too.
Affirmative. freak that place.
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For shits and giggles I just tried to log in. Didn't deem me important enough to be banned.
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I'm not banned either, probably because I'm not a destabilizer
edit: sometimes I wish I was, because the few times I have visited that site made me regret it.
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How many hotels are getting booked? I may want to throw in on one, at least for Saturday night so I can go to the bar and dinner. I'm pretty much cool passing out on the floor too.
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How many hotels are getting booked? I may want to throw in on one, at least for Saturday night so I can go to the bar and dinner. I'm pretty much cool passing out on the floor too.
Nothing's getting booked yet, but I'm sure there will be somewhere for you to crash. At the very least, I'll have a floor.
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Even if Mrs English doesn't come on this trip I'm staying in a different place to you fuckers, I need somewhere I can
drunkenly masturbate myself to sleep peacefully sleep off my hangover undisturbed.
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Even if Mrs English doesn't come on this trip I'm staying in a different place to you fuckers, I need somewhere I can drunkenly masturbate myself to sleep peacefully sleep off my hangover undisturbed.
Well, no need to fix this post.
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Wait...did someone invite JE to stay with them?
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Wait...did someone invite JE to stay with them?
calvin pace?
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Wait...did someone invite JE to stay with them?
Three PMs since that post.
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Three PMs since that post.
I had no idea you could send yourself PMs. TIL...
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I had no idea you could send yourself PMs. TIL...
Apparently you can. I still said no.
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I know I'm just setting myself up with this one, but, what's so bad about staying in Jersey?
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I know I'm just setting myself up with this one, but, what's so bad about staying in Jersey?
Nothing if you're like George Michael and the smell of urinal cakes make you incredibly hard.
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I know I'm just setting myself up with this one, but, what's so bad about staying in Jersey?
I can see staying in Hoboken, but east Rutherford? Why would you bother making all those travel arrangements for a tailgate if you can't spend an evening or even a day in NYC?
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I know I'm just setting myself up with this one, but, what's so bad about staying in Jersey?
Because being in NJ is only convenient for one day of the weekend, and only if you fly into Newark.
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Because being in NJ is only convenient for one day of the weekend, and only if you fly into Newark.
And especially that hotel, which is in the middle of nowhere and doesn't even have a bar.
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I'm drunk in the SI Ferry drinking a 24oz for u fools
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If I end up driving up but staying in NYC, I have no desire to drive in the city. I'm a shitty driver an it will end badly. Any good ideas on a decent place to park outside of Manhattan and ride a train in (or any other ideas)? Also a place where I won't get raped and carjacked while parking?
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And especially that hotel, which is in the middle of nowhere and doesn't even have a bar.
I had no problems taking the train into the city and farting around the city with you douchebags all day/night. Not as convenient as staying in the city, but not that bad either.
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I'm drunk in the SI Ferry drinking a 24oz for u fools
(http://p.twimg.com/A43gappCYAAjQx-.jpg:large)
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Just put it in a garage by the west side highway.
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Time to retire my Titans Revis jersey?
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If I end up driving up but staying in NYC, I have no desire to drive in the city. I'm a shitty driver an it will end badly. Any good ideas on a decent place to park outside of Manhattan and ride a train in (or any other ideas)? Also a place where I won't get raped and carjacked while parking?
Secaucus Junction. It's where I always park, secure parking with a ten minute train journey into Penn.
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Time to retire my Titans Revis jersey?
Can we burn it at the tailgate? Or maybe you need to save that for the Pats game.
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Time to retire my Titans Revis jersey?
I like the Titans jerseys, unfortunately you have the Elton John of football players on yours.
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Secaucus Junction. It's where I always park, secure parking with a ten minute train journey into Penn.
That's a good move
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Time to retire my Titans Revis jersey?
freak yo jersey
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Secaucus Junction. It's where I always park, secure parking with a ten minute train journey into Penn.
thanks.
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Whatever happens before, during or after the tailgate, I'll always still love you guys. Well, except for the assholes.
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Whatever happens before, during or after the tailgate, I'll always still love you guys. Well, except for the assholes.
So you hate everyone?
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Whatever happens before, during or after the tailgate, I'll always still love you guys. Well, except for the assholes.
I need a ride.
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I need a ride.
I asked first and I'm more convenient for him.
So there.
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I need a ride.
Mrs. Koz might be coming to this game. Don't know if I should subject her to your company anymore than I absolutely have to.
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Mrs. Koz might be coming to this game. Don't know if I should subject her to your company anymore than I absolutely have to.
You mean she's not home alone?
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Can't cancel the London trip, we've planning it for months :S. If someone wants to mini tailgate for the Denver or Buffalo games, I'd be completely up for it.
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Can't cancel the London trip, we've planning it for months :S. If someone wants to mini tailgate for the Denver or Buffalo games, I'd be completely up for it.
That's too bad, but I try to get out to as many games as I can so hopefully I'm at one or both of those.
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Can't cancel the London trip, we've planning it for months :S. If someone wants to mini tailgate for the Denver or Buffalo games, I'd be completely up for it.
Well you should have made it known prior to picking the game it may have altered things because many of us wouldn't have minded either the Bills or Denver. Like it or not, you're a valued member here. But now that you're ditching us for some guys in London, we hate your guts.
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I asked first and I'm more convenient for him.
So there.
You can sit on his brother's lap. After Koz introduces him to you, of course.
Mrs. Koz might be coming to this game. Don't know if I should subject her to your company anymore than I absolutely have to.
Mrs. Koz would love my company. I have references (Mrs.ScotlandJet)
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You can sit on his brother's lap. After Koz introduces him to you, of course.
Mrs. Koz would love my company. I have references (Mrs.ScotlandJet)
He may need a resume as well.
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He may need a resume as well.
I don't think there's enough qualifications there.
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Has Jumbo ever shown his face before?
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He may need a resume as well.
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I want to bring Hobbes' savior along this year, just because if any of us f'up majorly, he'll be there.
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Has Jumbo ever shown his face before?
Good observation skills.
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Hahaha, it's not difficult for me to go places with my wife. Just places that include you shlubs.
Dude, you've known most of us for upwards of 8+ years. You work in Manhattan, you know your way around. Carmine's was reasonably priced for dinner last year, and by all accounts Dinosaur BBQ will be even more so.
Even if you can't make the full day game/tailgate, you really should at least come to a dinner and finally show your face.
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That was my buddy Mike, who came to the last two Pats-Hater tailgates with me. Not sure where that rep came from, but I think Iggy was the only one who didn't like him.
He was just retarded. He kept arguing some of the stupidest opinions I've ever heard with this dumb, vacant look on his face. Drunkenness only accounts for some of that. I honestly wondered for a minute if you had brought soxxx without anyone knowing.
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fPEbuuu1IYg/UBa8rIU-r6I/AAAAAAAAGM8/nwjsmBJWrLQ/s400/FUNNY_RESUME1.png)
You have the job at the first exotic dancer.
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He was just retarded. He kept arguing some of the stupidest opinions I've ever heard with this dumb, vacant look on his face. Drunkenness only accounts for some of that. I honestly wondered for a minute if you had brought soxxx without anyone knowing.
Alright man. Give it a rest.
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Alright man. Give it a rest.
Tommy, you're better than this.
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Alright man. Give it a rest.
You said "not sure where that rep came from". I was explaining since you seemed confused.
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You can sit on his brother's lap. After Koz introduces him to you, of course.
Mrs. Koz would love my company. I have references (Mrs.ScotlandJet)
I can confirm following a telephone conversation with my wife she called MB a " Charming Canadian guy".
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But ya, I don't think you guys know anything about me. Except for Puck.
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I can confirm following a telephone conversation with my wife she called MB a " Charming Canadian guy".
She is no great character reference, after all she married you.
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Well you should have made it known prior to picking the game it may have altered things because many of us wouldn't have minded either the Bills or Denver. Like it or not, you're a valued member here. But now that you're ditching us for some guys in London, we hate your guts.
Oh good Puck, I'm glad you were easy on Martin for blowing us off for a bunch of limeys
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She is no great character reference, after all she married you.
Good point
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She is no great character reference, after all she married you.
Jim...next time hand the phone to Puck. Just so your wife gets to experience what it's like to talk to a "stagnant fart". lol
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Oh good Puck, I'm glad you were easy on Martin for blowing us off for a bunch of limeys
Yeah Wtf?
Good point
Hahahah I thought so.
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(http://thewordguy.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/stupid-im-with.jpg)
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I can confirm following a telephone conversation with my wife she called MB a " Charming Canadian guy".
I can only imagine what she thought of me and my horrible new yawk accent after she got off the phone with me...
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Jim...next time hand the phone to Puck. Just so your wife gets to experience what it's like to talk to a "stagnant fart". lol
I will brush my teeth for her.
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I can only imagine what she thought of me and my horrible new yawk accent after she got off the phone with me...
She probably thought, he sounds smallish, like he is 5 foot 2".
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JE's wife said she liked my southern accent. I think it was more of a "what a sweet retarded boy" comment though.
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JE's wife said she liked my southern accent. I think it was more of a "what a sweet retarded boy" comment though.
Bless your heart.
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JE's wife said she liked my southern accent. I think it was more of a "what a sweet retarded boy" comment though.
She's Canadian, it's in her nature to find nice things to say about everyone.
To their face.
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She's Canadian, it's in her nature to find nice things to say about everyone.
To their face.
She said something lovely about my Dad. She can lie with the best of them.
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Even if you can't make the full day game/tailgate, you really should at least come to a dinner and finally show your face.
Alio shows up at Carmines:
Alio: "Hey guys, it's me, Alio!"
Everyone: "OHMYGAWD, WTF IS THAT??!!1one!. KILL IT WITH FIRE!! IS THAT A TURD COMING OUT OF HIS EYEBALL? IT'S NOT HUMAN!!! HE CANNOT BE KILLED BY CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS!!!!" (spray-vomit fills the restaurant)
Alio returns to his web-only presence with tears streaming.
Puck: "He's a pretty good looking dude compared to me. I'd go in dry on that.
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She said something lovely about my Dad. She can lie with the best of them.
Nah, she genuinely loves your old man. He's really, really reminiscent of her Dad who died a few years ago - looks, mannerisms, the lot.
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She's Canadian, it's in her nature to find nice things to say about everyone.
To their face.
Dammit. Here I was thinking I had one attractive feature......
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Nah, she genuinely loves your old man. He's really, really reminiscent of her Dad who died a few years ago - looks, mannerisms, the lot.
I think that she also tolerates me.
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Dammit. Here I was thinking I had one attractive feature......
Southern accents are cool, they make dumb people seem harmless.
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I think that she also tolerates me.
She's put up with me for so long (ten years married next Tuesday) that tolerating anyone else for a few hours is a breeze.
Except Tommy, obviously.
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Alio shows up at Carmines:
Alio: "Hey guys, it's me, Alio!"
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Southern accents are cool, they make dumb people seem harmless.
(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100424114324/mrbean/images/4/4b/Mr_beans_holiday_ver2.jpg)
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Nah, she genuinely loves your old man. He's really, really reminiscent of her Dad who died a few years ago - looks, mannerisms, the lot.
Hahahah I was just joking, she said the same to me. She is truly your better half.
She's put up with me for so long (ten years married next Tuesday) that tolerating anyone else for a few hours is a breeze.
Except Tommy, obviously.
He is always the exception, isn't he.
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Southern accents are cool, they automatically raise the IQ of all non-southerners in the immediate area by 50 points.
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And smart people seem dumb.
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Alio shows up at Carmines:
Alio: "Hey guys, it's me, Alio!"
Everyone: "OHMYGAWD, WTF IS THAT??!!1one!. KILL IT WITH FIRE!! IS THAT A TURD COMING OUT OF HIS EYEBALL? IT'S NOT HUMAN!!! HE CANNOT BE KILLED BY CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS!!!!" (spray-vomit fills the restaurant)
Alio returns to his web-only presence with tears streaming.
Puck: "He's a pretty good looking dude compared to me. I'd go in dry on that.
(http://thewordguy.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/stupid-im-with.jpg)
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Yeah, yuk it up now you yankees. One day, one of you will need a deer hunted down, or a tractor, or something. Shut up.
(http://notrightinthehead.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/redneck-shotgun.jpg)
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JE's wife said she liked my southern accent. I think it was more of a "what a sweet retarded boy" comment though.
She's awesome just for putting up with us assholes for a whole day. I got a complement on my horrendous accent too. It's love it or loathe it with my LI/NYC mixed accent.
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She's awesome just for putting up with us assholes for a whole day. I got a complement on my horrendous accent too. It's love it or loathe it with my LI/NYC mixed accent.
You're way too nasally. I suspect that's from all of your whining. Your voice gave me a headache last year. Now the year before you were perfect.
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You're way too nasally. I suspect that's from all of your whining. Your voice gave me a headache last year. Now the year before you were perfect.
The headache is from whiplash when you hit the sign.
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The headache is from whiplash when you hit the sign.
I am going to do the same thing this year.
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I am going to do the same thing this year.
You have to do one better this year- either another vehicle or an opposing fan.
Also, who in your group fucked up with the parking pass last year? Whoever it was, they can't be in charge again.
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You have to do one better this year- either another vehicle or an opposing fan.
Also, who in your group fucked up with the parking pass last year? Whoever it was, they can't be in charge again.
That was me. I fibbed to Chuck and my entire entourage was mortified. It's all me. I am a gigantic poopchute, I readily admit that.
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You have to do one better this year- either another vehicle or an opposing fan.
Also, who in your group fucked up with the parking pass last year? Whoever it was, they can't be in charge again.
It was him. No one else.
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That was me. I fibbed to Chuck and my entire entourage was mortified.
Dick.
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Unless I have a new car by November, I can't drive this year.
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It was him. No one else.
Post #463Dick.
No lo contendre
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So, you never had a parking pass?
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Unless I have a new car by November, I can't drive this year.
If I'm coming from the east I'll pick you up. Last year, we were in Westchester earlier in the day and came from there.
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Dick.
Hey, you, MBG, and Cato got plenty of entertainment out of the deal. Thank God for that dude selling the pass for face value, too.
Puck hitting the sign kinda made up for it though.
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If I'm coming from the east I'll pick you up. Last year, we were in Westchester earlier in the day and came from there.
Thanks man. I'll have plenty of goodies for the tailgate again, too.
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So, you never had a parking pass?
Nope I had one. We were gassing/beering up at a 7-Eleven in Port Jefferson. I got a call from Chuck and told him I was at the Nassau/Queens border on our way. It was the best $40 bucks I ever spent. All 8 people in the van were like," WTF Stan?". Honestly, I can't explain why I did it, it just blurted out and felt so right. hahahahahahah
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Chuck, if I give you a ride it's only one way. I can't deal with 2 hours of blabbering drunk Chuck on the way home. My brother, who you may have met, wanted to dump you at the turnoff for the Gothels Bridge.
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So, you never had a parking pass?
No. We bought one from a guy with an extra pass who saw us waiting on the side of the road.
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So, you never had a parking pass?
He had one, he just showed up with it an hour after it was needed.
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Chuck you can ride with us, this way you can get an accurate assessment of where I am.
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Chuck, if I give you a ride it's only one way. I can't deal with 2 hours of blabbering drunk Chuck on the way home. My brother, who you may have met, wanted to dump you at the turnoff for the Gothels Bridge.
Anytime I hear your brother and dump in the same sentence, I think of musturd.
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Chuck, if I give you a ride it's only one way. I can't deal with 2 hours of blabbering drunk Chuck on the way home. My brother, who you may have met, wanted to dump you at the turnoff for the Gothels Bridge.
Haha. I'll be good. With 2 kids waiting for me at home this year, daddy can't come home as drunk as I was 2 years ago. I was fine and then it all hit me once I sat in the van.
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Anytime I hear your brother and dump in the same sentence, I think of musturd.
You're confusing my brother (looks like me) with my brother in law (waxes his eyebrows and frosts his tips) who dumped the yellow turd.
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Haha. I'll be good. With 2 kids waiting for me at home this year, daddy can't come home as drunk as I was 2 years ago. I was fine and then it all hit me once I sat in the van.
Yeah but it's not the drunk part that bothered them so much. 15 kids isn't going to rectify that problem.
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Chuck you can ride with us, this way you can get an accurate assessment of where I am.
I'd like to see you two duke it out actually.
I'm going with Koz. I trust him to be early. You pussies think being there by 8 is a chore.
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I'd like to see you two duke it out actually.
I'm going with Koz. I trust him to be early. You pussies think being there by 8 is a chore.
Duke it out? Over you? Nah he can have you. lol
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Hey, you, MBG, and Cato got plenty of entertainment out of the deal. Thank God for that dude selling the pass for face value, too.
Puck hitting the sign kinda made up for it though.
I sincerely thought you were going to fight Stan. I'm the most non-confrontational person you'll ever meet, so any aggression is uncomfortable to me.
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Yeah but it's not the drunk part that bothered them so much. 15 kids isn't going to rectify that problem.
I'm not a brain surgeon or anything but maybe me being drunk and my incessant babbling weren't a coincidence. They wanted to sleep, I didn't.
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I'd like to see you two duke it out actually.
I'm going with Koz. I trust him to be early. You pussies think being there by 8 is a chore.
I'm always early. I was #2 or 3 on line last year, queued up to enter the lot. Only a tried and true poopchute would show up an hour after the lot opens and cut their tailgate time short.
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I sincerely thought you were going to fight Stan. I'm the most non-confrontational person you'll ever meet, so any aggression is uncomfortable to me.
Next time tape it for me please. I would love to hear all the cursing in my direction. It makes me hard.
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I'd like to see you two duke it out actually.
I'm going with Koz. I trust him to be early. You pussies think being there by 8 is a chore.
Being there by 8 is a goddamn privilege.
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I'm not a brain surgeon or anything but maybe me being drunk and my incessant babbling weren't a coincidence. They wanted to sleep, I didn't.
Nah you incessantly blab when you're sober.
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Nah you incessantly blab when you're sober.
Coming from the king of incessant babbling, this means nothing.
I'm a talker, it's the nature of my job, what do you want from me?
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Coming from the king of incessant babbling, this means nothing.
I'm a talker, it's the nature of my job, what do you want from me?
I think you should be more of a mute. I incessantly Blab? nahhh
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Coming from the king of incessant babbling, this means nothing.
I'm a talker, it's the nature of my job, what do you want from me?
Peace and quiet. Look out the window and count cars.
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Peace and quiet. Look out the window and count cars.
Are you ok with him taking his shoes and socks off?
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Are you ok with him taking his shoes and socks off?
If he promises to shut the freak up, yes.
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Surprised that Chuck can keep up on all of these texts considering he's the only person left on earth using a clam-shell cellular phone.
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Surprised that Chuck can keep up on all of these texts considering he's the only person left on earth using a clam-shell cellular phone.
He logs all his texts in his diary. On his way home he transcribes it all. He feels pen and paper is the way to go.
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this entire thread is incessant blabbing.
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Did Heismanpussy confirm whether he could now make the Nov 9 tailgate weekend?
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Surprised that Chuck can keep up on all of these texts considering he's the only person left on earth using a clam-shell cellular phone.
Chuck joined the 21st century. Be ready to have your mind blown next time you see him.
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Chuck joined the 21st century. Be ready to have your mind blown next time you see him.
He still doesn't know what a Facebook is though.
This is Chuck to a "T"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7NRa2fH9kg
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Did Heismanpussy confirm whether he could now make the Nov 9 tailgate weekend?
Our last game is October 31st, but that means that playoffs will the following Friday.
I told some already that if I can get my guys to meet on Saturday morning instead of Sunday that weekend, I can be there. I know that three of our four offensive coaches won't care, but I don't know our new OC very well yet and the head coach can be a huge bundle of sticks about breaking routine.
I'm going to try to bullshit my boss about going to a wedding or a family reunion that weekend (something that I can't get out of). We start spring ball on May 5th, and I'll have a much better idea about how this new guy does things by then.
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Chuck joined the 21st century. Be ready to have your mind blown next time you see him.
This man knows what's up.
The rest of you Chatty Cathys can blow me.
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Our last game is October 31st, but that means that playoffs will the following Friday.
I told some already that if I can get my guys to meet on Saturday morning instead of Sunday that weekend, I can be there. I know that three of our four offensive coaches won't care, but I don't know our new OC very well yet and the head coach can be a huge bundle of sticks about breaking routine.
I'm going to try to bullshit my boss about going to a wedding or a family reunion that weekend (something that I can't get out of). We start spring ball on May 5th, and I'll have a much better idea about how this new guy does things by then.
Translation- "I'm out- this time I can blame the HC and OC"
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Okay, Friday evening here and it's my night to relax after a long week. Suffering from a very sore condition- gout - so have been told by Doc Holiday to lay off the alcohol- which I have blindly ignored and am wiring my way through a lovely Merlot.
Have decided petty deceit, like blaming Koz for my trip to the tailgate, like I did last year, was unlikely to hold water so I have owned up and accepted an ear bashing from the lovely Karen, with a promise to do all these projects I promised 5 years ago.
Scoping out flights now with a smug smile on my face, a glass of nice red and my sore foot raised on a pouffe. Bliss.
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I'm going to try to bullshit my boss about going to a wedding or a family reunion that weekend (something that I can't get out of).
Make sure none of them can see your Facebook.
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Okay, Friday evening here and it's my night to relax after a long week. Suffering from a very sore condition- gout - so have been told by Doc Holiday to lay off the alcohol- which I have blindly ignored and am wiring my way through a lovely Merlot.
Have decided petty deceit, like blaming Koz for my trip to the tailgate, like I did last year, was unlikely to hold water so I have owned up and accepted an ear bashing from the lovely Karen, with a promise to do all these projects I promised 5 years ago.
Scoping out flights now with a smug smile on my face, a glass of nice red and my sore foot raised on a pouffe. Bliss.
Tell her that this is part of a multi-cultural exchange program, promoting peace and good will towards men. And that if you didn't do, that in and of itself, would be criminal.
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Okay, Friday evening here and it's my night to relax after a long week. Suffering from a very sore condition- gout - so have been told by Doc Holiday to lay off the alcohol- which I have blindly ignored and am wiring my way through a lovely Merlot.
Have decided petty deceit, like blaming Koz for my trip to the tailgate, like I did last year, was unlikely to hold water so I have owned up and accepted an ear bashing from the lovely Karen, with a promise to do all these projects I promised 5 years ago.
Scoping out flights now with a smug smile on my face, a glass of nice red and my sore foot raised on a pouffe. Bliss.
Engrish please.
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Being there by 8 is a goddamn privilege.
Tailgating at 8 is going to be like reliving my college years when we had 1pm games. Nothing like a few beers to start my day....
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Engrish please.
No kidding, I couldn't understand a word.
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Our last game is October 31st, but that means that playoffs will the following Friday.
I told some already that if I can get my guys to meet on Saturday morning instead of Sunday that weekend, I can be there. I know that three of our four offensive coaches won't care, but I don't know our new OC very well yet and the head coach can be a huge bundle of sticks about breaking routine.
I'm going to try to bullshit my boss about going to a wedding or a family reunion that weekend (something that I can't get out of). We start spring ball on May 5th, and I'll have a much better idea about how this new guy does things by then.
Hope you don't have any of your coaches on Facebook if you say you're going to a reunion. You're going to get tagged left and right.
Make sure none of them can see your Facebook.
EDIT: goddamit, what he said ^
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Our last game is October 31st, but that means that playoffs will the following Friday.
I told some already that if I can get my guys to meet on Saturday morning instead of Sunday that weekend, I can be there. I know that three of our four offensive coaches won't care, but I don't know our new OC very well yet and the head coach can be a huge bundle of sticks about breaking routine.
I'm going to try to bullshit my boss about going to a wedding or a family reunion that weekend (something that I can't get out of). We start spring ball on May 5th, and I'll have a much better idea about how this new guy does things by then.
this guy sounds as dedicated as one can be given the circumstances. someone get him a beer
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No kidding, I couldn't understand a word.
I was speaking in my best Scotts lawn advert voice.
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(http://lnx.musicairport.com/boardingpass/49590548.png)
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Okay, Friday evening here and it's my night to relax after a long week. Suffering from a very sore condition- gout - so have been told by Doc Holiday to lay off the alcohol- which I have blindly ignored and am wiring my way through a lovely Merlot.
Have decided petty deceit, like blaming Koz for my trip to the tailgate, like I did last year, was unlikely to hold water so I have owned up and accepted an ear bashing from the lovely Karen, with a promise to do all these projects I promised 5 years ago.
Scoping out flights now with a smug smile on my face, a glass of nice red and my sore foot raised on a pouffe. Bliss.
Why don't you just bring her with you?
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Why don't you just bring her with you?
Hopefully one day.
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Hopefully one day.
Hahahah she could sleep in my Dads room.
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Make sure none of them can see your Facebook.
The only person that would probably care is a 56 year bumbling redneck with a flip phone. He doesn't have Facebook.
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I was speaking in my best Scotts lawn advert voice.
Maybe this will help everyone understand (http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7I_P/scotts-turf-builder-lawn-food-feed-us)
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Maybe this will help everyone understand (http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7I_P/scotts-turf-builder-lawn-food-feed-us)
Thank you. Cheeky wee queynte!
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SJ, did you get my email?
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Thank you. Cheeky wee queynte!
I changed my avatar in your honor. It kind of looks like you.
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I changed my avatar in your honor. It kind of looks like you.
looks like Coach K and Poindexter from Nerds.
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looks like Coach K and Poindexter from Nerds.
Nobody asked for your opinion.
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Nobody asked for your opinion.
All the better.
enjoy
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looks like Coach K and Poindexter from Nerds.
hahahahaha
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All the better.
enjoy
I will thanks.
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looks like Coach K and Poindexter from Nerds.
It's close enough for our purposes you jackass.
(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2012/03/05/business/media/05adnewsletter-inline/05adnewsletter-inline-articleInline.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Miamipuck/JimandI_zps81ab3b8a.jpeg)
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nah
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nah
Jackass lol
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hahahaha
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hahahaha
I changed my avatar to honor you.
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I changed my avatar to honor you.
*raises glass*
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*raises glass*
November 6th Babbie
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Posted a thread on tgg about the tailgate
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Posted a thread on tgg about the tailgate
Did it get deleted yet?
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Posted a thread on tgg about the tailgate
Great it will now truly be the all gay all the time tailgate. Thanks 17a
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It probably already has 500 posts.
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(http://i.imgur.com/2HwyuRI.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/2HwyuRI.jpg)
Say it isn't so.
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Planning to get an apartment off airbnb. ScotlandJet has decided to stay at some all-male nude resort out on Long Island, so I'll arrange a place in Manhattan. If anyone is interested, send me a PM.
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Posted a thread on tgg about the tailgate
Just make sure you ask Petrozza to suck a dick before the thread gets buried
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Just make sure you ask Petrozza to suck a dick before the thread gets buried
The problem is Petrozza would take him up on the offer. After all he is a knob gobbler.
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Planning to get an apartment off airbnb. ScotlandJet has decided to stay at some all-male nude resort out on Long Island, so I'll arrange a place in Manhattan. If anyone is interested, send me a PM.
This is factually inaccurate.This is not a resort. Puck has assured me the place is listed as a male only hotel and spa.
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This is factually inaccurate.This is not a resort. Puck has assured me the place is listed as a male only hotel and spa.
Hahaha. I just hope you don't cry when you hear about the deal we've found.
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This is factually inaccurate.This is not a resort. Puck has assured me the place is listed as a male only hotel and spa.
Sven works there, Klax has double reservations.
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Sven works there, Klax has double penetrations.
FYP
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FYP
Pretty much yeah
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Sven works there, Klax has double reservations.
If by double reservations you mean I have my flight and hotel booked already, then yes you are correct.
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If by double reservations you mean I have my flight and hotel booked already, then yes you are correct.
Wait, really? That was quick.
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If by double reservations you mean I have my flight and hotel booked already, then yes you are correct.
Atta boy
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Lol you maniacs made flight and hotel plans already?
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Lol you maniacs made flight and hotel plans already?
No, just Klax.
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Lol you maniacs made flight and hotel plans already?
I am currently at the tailgate site, waiting patiently.
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Lol you maniacs made flight and hotel plans already?
Yea, I usually don't waste time on stuff like this. No need in putting it off and risk the price of flights going up.
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I am currently at the tailgate site, waiting patiently.
Are you practicing by yelling "HOMO" at the parking lot security guards?
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Are you practicing by yelling "HOMO" at the parking lot security guards?
haha.
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(http://i.imgur.com/2HwyuRI.jpg)
Still 0 replies.
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Are you practicing by yelling "HOMO" at the parking lot security guards?
Just make sure that you share a copy of your ticket with the interwebz again.
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Thought I'd share this with you, I'm quite proud of it. If you've been to the tailgate before you'll know that 17a asks everyone to bring something for an auction, the proceeds of which go to Chris's family. Last year I bought a set of 1986 Jets player cards in mint condition (donated by ScotlandJet) and a rather knackered plastic Jets license plate (don't know who donated it). They've been kicking around my house since the tailgate, so today I finally got round to doing this:
(http://i.imgur.com/WSEJDHq.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/XDTsCyJ.jpg)
License plate wasn't in great shape, so I had to clean out all the lettering, mask it with clear vinyl, cut the letters out and spray them, and it came out great. Top picture on the right is Badger, Guinness, Koz, me, MB and Cato; bottom right is me and Woody.
Looking forward to adding some new stuff to my newly born Jets wall this November.
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Wow. That's pretty freaking cool. I'm honored to be on your wall. So is (was, I guess) my steak.
Can't wait until you assholes are back here.
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Fuckn Puck got me into a bidding war for a Jets flask, which I won, but was confiscated when I tried to bring it into the stadium.
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Just make sure that you share a copy of your ticket with the interwebz again.
A dick, eat one.
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No, just Klax.
Looks like we may be quickly following klax. I'll wait for a JetBlue sale before buying my airfare, but bo found a great apartment for the long weekend. Better than the dirt cheap place I had, although $200/person for 4 nights total was a hell of a deal.
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Thanks for putting me up on the wall. Great collection you have going there. This time I'll have to introduce you to my brother.
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Nice showpiece, Russ. The player cards are nice too..hahaha ;)
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Thought I'd share this with you, I'm quite proud of it. If you've been to the tailgate before you'll know that 17a asks everyone to bring something for an auction, the proceeds of which go to Chris's family. Last year I bought a set of 1986 Jets player cards in mint condition (donated by ScotlandJet) and a rather knackered plastic Jets license plate (don't know who donated it). They've been kicking around my house since the tailgate, so today I finally got round to doing this:
(http://i.imgur.com/WSEJDHq.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/XDTsCyJ.jpg)
License plate wasn't in great shape, so I had to clean out all the lettering, mask it with clear vinyl, cut the letters out and spray them, and it came out great. Top picture on the right is Badger, Guinness, Koz, me, MB and Cato; bottom right is me and Woody.
Looking forward to adding some new stuff to my newly born Jets wall this November.
It looks great Russ, good work.
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AWESOME! Congratz!
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AWESOME! Congratz!
For a second I thought that you were going to tell us you've changed your mind and were now coming to the tailgate.
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For a second I thought that you were going to tell us you've changed your mind and were now coming to the tailgate.
Martin's name should be changed to Zace.
Has anyone contacted Hobbes? lol
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Martin's name should be changed to Zace.
Has anyone contacted Hobbes? lol
Hobbes is probably out. He moved to Ohio.
/real talk
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Hobbes is probably out. He moved to Ohio.
/real talk
Did he really? If so, someone needs to step up to the plate and "Hobbes" for us this year. Last year was way too quiet. Perhaps Iggy will will bend over to pick up a hotdog and then just tip over given the momentum associated with his oversized hat, perhaps striking a nearby BBQ.
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Hobbes is probably out. He moved to Ohio.
/real talk
GTFO, we should contact him and let him know. He may be a pain in the rear on a forum but in person he is quite fun. Koz might slip him a roofie.
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Did he really? If so, someone needs to step up to the plate and "Hobbes" for us this year. Last year was way too quiet. Perhaps Iggy will will bend over to pick up a hotdog and then just tip over given the momentum associated with his oversized hat, perhaps striking a nearby BBQ.
A damaged BBQ hurts us all in the grand scheme of things.
GTFO, we should contact him and let him know. He may be a pain in the rear on a forum but in person he is quite fun. Koz might slip him a roofie.
I've kept in contact with him via Twitter. I asked him if he would still consider attending...he said "unknown".
I wouldn't count on him showing up.
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MB didn't say two words the year Hobbes almost impaled himself on the grill. IM PRETTY SURE THE BLOOD MADE HIM GAY AND QUEASY
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MB didn't say two words the year Hobbes almost impaled himself on the grill. IM PRETTY SURE THE BLOOD MADE HIM GAY AND QUEASY
Which blood are you talking though? The blood in his rectum from the Anchor Inn? or Hobbes?
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I've keeping in contact with him via Twitter. I asked him if he would still consider attending...he said "unknown".
I wouldn't count on him showing up.
That doesn't sound hopeful.
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If others can make it from further away, what's to say that he won't try to do so from Ohio? Transportation back might be a bit of a hiccup though.
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If others can make it from further away, what's to say that he won't try to do so from Ohio? Transportation back might be a bit of a hiccup though.
Can we get an ambulance from Ohio to pick him up?
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MB didn't say two words the year Hobbes almost impaled himself on the grill. IM PRETTY SURE THE BLOOD MADE HIM GAY AND QUEASY
I was busy doing important things....like grilling everyone's dinner.
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Can we get an ambulance from Ohio to pick him up?
Yes, and the doctor will be with him at all times, just in case:
(http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/nikolas%20van%20helsing.jpg)
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Yes, and the doctor will be with him at all times, just in case:
(http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/nikolas%20van%20helsing.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_96uP6vDZMT8/S4-iB5JZ5JI/AAAAAAAAI5Y/FoJbfOrbKS8/s400/BUGS+-+HYDE17.png)
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Yes, and the doctor will be with him at all times, just in case:
(http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/nikolas%20van%20helsing.jpg)
When did jonnyd become a doctor?
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When did jonnyd become a doctor?
He doesn't have nearly enough body hair to be confused with our CT friend.
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He doesn't have nearly enough body hair to be confused with our CT friend.
Could have shaved.
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I think its clear that I am the go-to emergency physician of the group. Don't get sick. Free castration with each treatment.
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You're the go-to emergency physician and Koz is the emergency legal counsel. I think it's safe to say that we're fucked.
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You're the go-to emergency physician and Koz is the emergency legal counsel. I think it's safe to say that we're fucked.
I can also serve as the emergency merchant services provider in case anyone wants to accept credit cards as a form of payment.
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IJR will serve as the emergency writer in case of the need for an on the spot eulogy.
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I think its clear that I am the go-to emergency physician of the group. Don't get sick. Free castration with each treatment.
You're our Herschel. Can we cut off one of your legs to make it more believable?
Also, if Hobbes can't come to us, let's go to Hobbes. I'll gladly send him a bottle of green label Jack, if he promises to drink it in its entirety in one hour and then document his "progress" for the rest of the day via live stream.
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You're our Herschel. Can we cut off one of your legs to make it more believable?
Also, if Hobbes can't come to us, let's go to Hobbes. I'll gladly send him a bottle of green label Jack, if he promises to drink it in its entirety in one hour and then document his "progress" for the rest of the day via live stream.
Might be time to invest in a GoPro for the tailgate.
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I can serve as the logistics manager and group concierge.
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I can stand there and drink while the rest of you do that excrement....
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I can stand there and drink while the rest of you do that excrement....
I'll help.
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You're the go-to emergency physician and Koz is the emergency legal counsel. I think it's safe to say that we're fucked.
. Yeah we'd have some major troubles.
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Although I've done a fair amount of the grilling the past 2 years. I missed most of the Woody stuff because I was grilling.
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I can stand there and drink while the rest of you do that excrement....
you can provide beer for entertainment while the circus is going on.
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I can stand there and drink while the rest of you do that excrement....
You're albino Isaac, bitch.
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You're albino Isaac, bitch.
I haven't got the slightest idea what this means.
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Although I've done a fair amount of the grilling the past 2 years. I missed most of the Woody stuff because I was grilling.
I don't mind helping. I did the grilling after the game last year.
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Strongly considering bringing my smoker this year. Thinking ribs or chicken. Will have to get there early.
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I don't mind helping. I did the grilling after the game last year.
I never mind the help, but I like doing the grilling.
Ljf...you're able to go? Btw, RIBS!!!
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I never mind the help, but I like doing the grilling.
Ljf...you're able to go? Btw, RIBS!!!
Yeah, pretty certain I'll be there. Definitely leaning towards smoking some ribs this year.
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Strongly considering bringing my smoker this year. Thinking ribs or chicken. Will have to get there early.
I'm thinking you worked some asian nazi magic, and got out of the birthday party?
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Strongly considering bringing my smoker this year. Thinking flesh, ribs or chicken. Will have to get there early.
Fixed for accuracy.
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Definitely leaning towards smoking some caaack again this year.
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Yeah, pretty certain I'll be there. Definitely leaning towards smoking some ribs this year.
I may be misremembering this, but I'm almost sure we haven't done ribs yet. At least the 3 years I've been there.
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Yeah, pretty certain I'll be there. Definitely leaning towards smoking some ribs this year.
Nice! Does that leave chicken wings open to bring this year?
I think I'll be contributing something other than money this year. I should be able to put some food together.
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Strongly considering bringing my smoker this year. Thinking ribs or chicken. Will have to get there early.
Woah horsey, what about your daughter? You're in? That's awesome I was kind of hoping you would make it regardless.
By kind of, I mean I wanted you there more than Bo or MBGreen, wait that's not saying much. I really want you to be able to attend! You will be proof Jews can get along with Asian Nazi's.
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Yeah, pretty certain I'll be there. Definitely leaning towards smoking some ribs this year.
(http://media.giphy.com/media/gFwZfXIqD0eNW/giphy.gif)
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I'm thinking you worked some asian nazi magic, and got out of the birthday party?
I just told her we can celebrate on Fri or Sat. She's turning 14, she don't need me around anyway
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I may be misremembering this, but I'm almost sure we haven't done ribs yet. At least the 3 years I've been there.
I just made some ribs this weekend, but I still haven't mastered the art of slow-smoking them. My smoker has a problem with temperature control, so I can never keep the temp low enough to smoke over a long period of time. I just braised and quick-charred them, but they were still fall off the bone fantastic.
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I just told her we can celebrate on Fri or Sat. She's turning 14, she don't need me around anyway
well done
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I just told her we can celebrate on Fri or Sat. She's turning 14, she don't need me around anyway
Awesome do you want in on the group tickets? I know you needed tickets at the last second this past year.
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Awesome do you want in on the group tickets? I know you needed tickets at the last second this past year.
Just curious, when do you anticipate buying these group tickets? I want to make sure my +2 are in for sure before we include them. I think they are...
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Woah horsey, what about your daughter? You're in? That's awesome I was kind of hoping you would make it regardless.
By kind of, I mean I wanted you there more than Bo or MBGreen, wait that's not saying much. I really want you to be able to attend! You will be proof Jews can get along with Asian Nazi's.
. You two should negotiate the Middle East Peace Accords
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I just made some ribs this weekend, but I still haven't mastered the art of slow-smoking them. My smoker has a problem with temperature control, so I can never keep the temp low enough to smoke over a long period of time. I just braised and quick-charred them, but they were still fall off the bone fantastic.
Alright, it's settled...someone's doing ribs. If LJF can get the smoker involved, he's the man.
I know my chili went over very well last year, I'll probably go back to the hors de oevers type spread I did 2 years ago because of the relatively cool weather and to counteract all the grilled and cooked food. I feel like it balances things out.
Of course, I'll bring 2 big steaks...one for before the game, one for after the game. And...beer. I'll leave the kiddie beer to someone else, I'll have my usual cooler of goodies with me. Mwhahaha
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Just curious, when do you anticipate buying these group tickets? I want to make sure my +2 are in for sure before we include them. I think they are...
I am going to have to pull the trigger quick. But I am not your typical Jew, I won't demand money if you can't give me an answer right away. I am going to get 25-30 tickets @ $85 each. Whatever tickets we have left I will dispatch on Stubhub. I am sure I will be able to get rid of them above what we pay. I am cool with laying out the $$$ some might pay me early, I will not demand it. I will do what I did last year. It worked out just fine.
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. You two should negotiate the Middle East Peace Accords
He can have it all, I dont care.
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I just told her we can celebrate on Fri or Sat. She's turning 14, she don't need me around anyway
Your brother gonna make it?
Btw, where's Ian in all this? I could txt him, I guess, if he doesn't know or if 17a hasn't done so yet...
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Awesome do you want in on the group tickets? I know you needed tickets at the last second this past year.
Pretty sure I'll want in. Let me talk to my brother and make sure.
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He can have it all, I dont care.
. Middle Asia.
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Smoked these yesterday
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-J7ebCh7c_xE/U154_yL67PI/AAAAAAAAAFU/5O_WLWRd50M/s512/PhotoGrid_1398690106660.jpg)
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Yeah, make a lot of that for the tailgate. Looks awesome.
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Smoked these yesterday
https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/M_bzbP6CaZAu_PGXYhdxjNMTjNZETYmyPJy0liipFm0
freak me for not having a clue on how to insert the actual pic.
Yes, please.
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I can make the wings this year. I'm not going to cook them on the spot though. Will have them all set to go so that all I'll need to do is warm them.
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Alright, it's settled...someone's doing ribs. If LJF can get the smoker involved, he's the man.
I know my chili went over very well last year, I'll probably go back to the hors de oevers type spread I did 2 years ago because of the relatively cool weather and to counteract all the grilled and cooked food. I feel like it balances things out.
Of course, I'll bring 2 big steaks...one for before the game, one for after the game. And...beer. I'll leave the kiddie beer to someone else, I'll have my usual cooler of goodies with me. Mwhahaha
Yea, it sounds like LJF should doing them.
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I am going to have to pull the trigger quick. But I am not your typical Jew, I won't demand money if you can't give me an answer right away. I am going to get 25-30 tickets @ $85 each. Whatever tickets we have left I will dispatch on Stubhub. I am sure I will be able to get rid of them above what we pay. I am cool with laying out the $$$ some might pay me early, I will not demand it. I will do what I did last year. It worked out just fine.
What section are we settled on?
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Smoked these yesterday
https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/M_bzbP6CaZAu_PGXYhdxjNMTjNZETYmyPJy0liipFm0
freak me for not having a clue on how to insert the actual pic.
$$$
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I can make the wings this year. I'm not going to cook them on the spot though. Will have them all set to go so that all I'll need to do is warm them.
Will definitely take away the exterior crunch if we do it this way. If you want to prep them, I'm sure someone will take the reigns to grill them on the spot. I know I would if no one else is willing.
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Will definitely take away the exterior crunch if we do it this way. If you want to prep them, I'm sure someone will take the reigns to grill them on the spot. I know I would if no one else is willing.
If you or MBG want to take the reigns for awhile that's cool but being that you guys are coming from out of town I'd happily do the majority of the grilling and I'm sure LJF would too. We get to more games than you guys do so you guys should just kick back and enjoy the tailgate more.
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Koz, doing the wings at home and re-cooking them Sunday would be best just for the time involved alone. They might even be better wallowing in that wonderful Buffalo sauce overnight anyway.
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If you or MBG want to take the reigns for awhile that's cool but being that you guys are coming from out of town I'd happily do the majority of the grilling and I'm sure LJF would too. We get to more games than you guys do so you guys should just kick back and enjoy the tailgate more.
I like grilling. A batch of wings should take no longer than 30 mins anyway.
If there are prepped, raw wings needed to be grilled...someone will do it. No need to sort out who just yet.
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What section are we settled on?
I think around the 20's. I am going to compare sections before I pull the trigger. I don't want the 30th row in the boonies. I am hoping the guy is a man of his word and gives us first crack at the "inventory". I was the first call and a Jets fan. He knows he isn't going to get many real Jets fans for this game.
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Just for the record, I want nothing to do with the grill except eating the stuff that comes off it.
Thanks
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Just for the record, I want nothing to do with the grill except eating the stuff that comes off it.
Thanks
Just keep buying dusty license plates and old football cards and you're good.
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Just keep buying dusty license plates and old football cards and you're good.
I'll stick with mixing up shooters.
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I am going to have to pull the trigger quick. But I am not your typical Jew, I won't demand money if you can't give me an answer right away. I am going to get 25-30 tickets @ $85 each. Whatever tickets we have left I will dispatch on Stubhub. I am sure I will be able to get rid of them above what we pay. I am cool with laying out the $$$ some might pay me early, I will not demand it. I will do what I did last year. It worked out just fine.
and this is why Stan is the man. thanks again
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I'll stick with mixing up shooters.
Stick to what you know best. Good choice.
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Puck- My brother is coming. Put me down for 2 tix
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Puck- My brother is coming. Put me down for 2 tix
There's another thread for that, Fraulein.
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I am going to have to pull the trigger quick. But I am not your typical Jew, I won't demand money if you can't give me an answer right away. I am going to get 25-30 tickets @ $85 each. Whatever tickets we have left I will dispatch on Stubhub. I am sure I will be able to get rid of them above what we pay. I am cool with laying out the $$$ some might pay me early, I will not demand it. I will do what I did last year. It worked out just fine.
I'll pay immediately when you have them. No worries.
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There's another thread for that, Fraulein.
oben geschlossen MB!
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Just spoke with Ian via Facebook. He's aware of the date but doesn't know where in the country he'll be at that point in time. Standing by.
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I just made some ribs this weekend, but I still haven't mastered the art of slow-smoking them. My smoker has a problem with temperature control, so I can never keep the temp low enough to smoke over a long period of time. I just braised and quick-charred them, but they were still fall off the bone fantastic.
Fall off the bone is not fantastic.
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Fall off the bone is not fantastic.
U FAIL for making such a statement. There is nothing better than rib meat cooked so perfectly that it falls off the bone with ease.
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U FAIL for making such a statement. There is nothing better than rib meat cooked so perfectly that it falls off the bone with ease.
False. Ribs should easily be pulled with your teeth, but fall off the bone ribs have poor flavor. In Klax's case, he didn't have any choice but to braise them. Better than boiling, but not fantastic.
EDIT: FTR, I'm not maligning Klax's skills or anything of the sort. I'm just contesting the idea that 'fall off the bone' is a measure of excellence for ribs. It's silly.
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http://arrogantswine.com/2013/02/08/should-bbq-ribs-fall-off-the-bone/
FIGHT
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http://arrogantswine.com/2013/02/08/should-bbq-ribs-fall-off-the-bone/
FIGHT
Ha. He's not wrong.
"There is clearly a skill in making ribs that of a certain degree of doneness. There is basically no skill involved in making a rib that falls off the bone. Simply cook the silly out of the meat and it will naturally fall off on its own accord."
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My rib meat jumps off the bone to get away from my cooking.
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False. Ribs should easily be pulled with your teeth, but fall off the bone ribs have poor flavor. In Klax's case, he didn't have any choice but to braise them. Better than boiling, but not fantastic.
EDIT: FTR, I'm not maligning Klax's skills or anything of the sort. I'm just contesting the idea that 'fall off the bone' is a measure of excellence for ribs. It's silly.
If you tried my ribs, you'd freaking like them.
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If you tried my ribs, you'd better freaking like them.
Made it more menacing.
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Can't believe that we haven't finalized the menu yet.
Also, crazy to think that we'll be drinking in the parking lot at 7AM, lined up, waiting to enter.
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Can't believe that we haven't finalized the menu yet.
Also, crazy to think that we'll be drinking in the parking lot at 7AM LIKE RETARDS, lined up, waiting to enter.
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You're full-on fag. Even though I tailgate but once a year, I realize that every moment is indeed precious. That you show up 2 hours into the tailgate, carting a 6-pack of beer and a multitude of excuses/apologies, is the biggest travesty.
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Can't believe that we haven't finalized the menu yet.
Also, crazy to think that we'll be drinking in the parking lot at 7AM, lined up, waiting to enter.
It'll feel like 4 AM to the West Coasters, too.
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False. Ribs should easily be pulled with your teeth, but fall off the bone ribs have poor flavor. In Klax's case, he didn't have any choice but to braise them. Better than boiling, but not fantastic.
EDIT: FTR, I'm not maligning Klax's skills or anything of the sort. I'm just contesting the idea that 'fall off the bone' is a measure of excellence for ribs. It's silly.
I think a lot of it is personal preference. I for one do not want the meat that soft where the whole thing falls off with a single bite.
I want it where there is just a little fight when I take a bite, but the meat is very tender. See my pic if you want an example
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Now I'm hungry. Good BBQ is hard to find out here.
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For the record, I use St Louis Ribs. I don't like the extra crap on the spare, and baby back dont have enough meat. Get ready boys.
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I think a lot of it is personal preference. I for one do not want the meat that soft where the whole thing falls off with a single bite.
I want it where there is just a little fight when I take a bite, but the meat is very tender. See my pic if you want an example
Exactly. A little fight but tender. It shouldn't take a lot of gnawing, but the other is nasty.
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mmmmmmmmmmmmm ribwich
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So basically you guys don't like mashed meat falling off the bone, other than someone without teeth and Darryl who does?
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Can't believe that we haven't finalized the menu yet.
Also, crazy to think that we'll be drinking in the parking lot at 7AM, lined up, waiting to enter.
I think the best option is just to drink the entire evening through so you're already drunk when you show up at 7am.
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I think a lot of it is personal preference. I for one do not want the meat that soft where the whole thing falls off with a single bite.
I want it where there is just a little fight when I take a bite, but the meat is very tender. See my pic if you want an example
Pretty much.
My ribs don't literally "fall off the bone" but there is no fight to detach it from the bone when going in for a bite. It comes off clean, and not one one heaping piece. That's too much.
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I think the best option is just to drink the entire evening through so you're already drunk when you show up at 7am.
Are you suggesting an IV?
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Are you suggesting an IV?
I think we found our new Hobbes.
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I think we found our new Hobbes.
I'll bring a Jets Helmet to attack the grill with.
Who am I kidding. I hardly even drink anymore. I'll be drunk off of one of Koz's wine coolers.
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I'll bring a Jets Helmet to attack the grill with.
Who am I kidding. I hardly even drink anymore. I'll be drunk off of one of Koz's wine coolers.
I'll have it known that Smirnoff Ice (my hang out by the pool drink) has a higher alcohol content than most beer. That being said, it will be Captain Morgan the morning of the tailgate.
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I'll have it known that Smirnoff Ice (my hang out by the pool drink) has a higher alcohol content than most beer. That being said, it will be Captain Morgan the morning of the tailgate.
Hahahah I think the Smirnoff Ice is more masculine than Capt. and Coke. It's right up there with Cabana Boy Rum.
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I'll have it known that Smirnoff Ice (my hang out by the pool drink) has a higher alcohol content than most beer. That being said, it will be Captain Morgan the morning of the tailgate.
You should try Malibu and Mountain Dew. It's what all the girls are drinking these days.
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You should try not showing up to the Pats-Hater Tailgate yet again. It's what all the girls are doing these days.
FYP
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Pretty much.
My ribs don't literally "fall off the bone" but there is no fight to detach it from the bone when going in for a bite. It comes off clean, and not one one heaping piece. That's too much.
There should be a little fight. But again, you've already said you have to braise them, so it's an uphill battle. Braised ribs are for tacos and sandwiches.
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So you guys like a little fight when putting meat in your mouth?
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So you guys like a little fight when putting meat in your mouth?
Only when it's on the bone.
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I'm a bundle of sticks for blowing off another tailgate- that's all you need to know.
I dare you to question my choice of drink, in person, as we prepare to take on the Pittsburgh Steelers.
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Hahahaah Heismanberg is like a wounded gazelle wondering into a flock of assholes.
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Hahahaah Heismanberg is like a wounded gazelle wondering into a flock of assholes.
The biggest poopchute online often is not the biggest poopchute in person.
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A tribute to our friend from South Carolina-
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/graphiste-en-63c2146a0ae324dad73226a43e81761c.html
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Oh excrement, I had completely forgotten Bombay TV even existed. It's been too long.
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The biggest poopchute online often is not the biggest poopchute in person.
Yeah he's probably meek as a church mouse.
BTW, I think a bunch of us are pretty obnoxious in person.
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A tribute to our friend from South Carolina-
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/graphiste-en-63c2146a0ae324dad73226a43e81761c.html
Nice
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A tribute to our friend from South Carolina-
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/graphiste-en-63c2146a0ae324dad73226a43e81761c.html
hahahahahahaha
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Yeah he's probably meek as a church mouse.
BTW, I think a bunch of us are pretty obnoxious in person.
I always thought that you were "short bus" material.
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I dare you to question my choice of drink, in person, as we prepare to take on the Pittsburgh Steelers.
I'll bring the Taaka
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I'm slightly disappointed that they haven't added any new clips in the last ~6 years.
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The biggest poopchute online often is not the biggest poopchute in person.
From what I've been told, it will damn near impossible to be a bigger poopchute than Tommy
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From what I've been told, it will damn near impossible to be a bigger poopchute than Tommy
Tommy isn't an poopchute, he just prefers that everybody drink on his schedule in addition to not leaving the drinking establishment at a reasonable time.
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I always thought that you were "short bus" material.
Compared to your dumbass I am a Mensa candidate.
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Tommy isn't an poopchute, he just prefers that everybody drink on his schedule in addition to not leaving the drinking establishment at a reasonable time.
I thought he tried to hook up with a 15 year old girl (boy?) at the game?
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I thought he tried to hook up with a 15 year old girl (boy?) at the game?
I wasn't at that tailgate.
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Tommy isn't an poopchute, he just prefers that everybody drink on his schedule in addition to not leaving the drinking establishment at a reasonable time, in addition to heckling young girls, being loud and obnoxious, and taking us to Shilla.
So in other words he's an poopchute.
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Jim's farewell party at the airport:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/graphic-en-80391610250dc1a5dcb6e991e8e7d6bc.html
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The biggest poopchute online often is not the biggest poopchute in person.
In Puck's case, he has bucked that trend. Congrats, my friend, for being just as big as schmuck in person as you are on-line.
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LEAVE TOMMY ALONE!!
He's perfect just the way he is.
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In Puck's case, he has bucked that trend. Congrats, my friend, for being just as big as schmuck in person as you are on-line.
He's not called Puckstapo because he helps old ladies cross the street.
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In Puck's case, he has bucked that trend. Congrats, my friend, for being just as big as schmuck in person as you are on-line.
I take this as a compliment, so freak you very much!
He's not called Puckstapo because he helps old ladies cross the street.
I kick those annoying bitches to the curb.
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I can't believe I once thought (the Pats game year) that you and your Puck persona were different. Shame on me.
Bo's just as big an poopchute in person as he is on-line, too, you know.
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I can't believe I once thought (the Pats game year) that you and your Puck persona were different. Shame on me.
Bo's just as big an poopchute in person as he is on-line, too, you know.
You mean to say that you thought I was nice? This is no persona, this is me. hahahahahaaha
BTW look who's talking, you're just as you are in real life too, you wont shedddup, ever. lol
Further BTW, you love me. lol
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You mean to say that you thought I was nice? This is no persona, this is me. hahahahahaaha
BTW look who's talking, you're just as you are in real life too, you wont shedddup, ever. lol
Further BTW, you love me. lol
*kisses bicep, both of them*
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Hahahahah the Texans tailgate was perfect, Chuck had Laryngitis and the Canadian turd bought a Green Camaro 85% above sticker.
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I can't believe I once thought (the Pats game year) that you and your Puck persona were different. Shame on me.
Bo's just as big an poopchute in person as he is on-line, too, you know.
How did I get thrown into the poopchute discussion? I'm clearly more of an instigator, if anything. I start excrement, then filter to the background and laugh.
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How did I get thrown into the poopchute discussion?
Shut up poopchute.
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How did I get thrown into the poopchute discussion? I'm clearly more of an instigator, if anything. I start excrement, then filter to the background and laugh.
Obvious sarcasm should have been obvious.
poopchute
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I thought he tried to hook up with a 15 year old girl (boy?) at the game?
someone pls elaborate
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someone pls elaborate
Tommy got his girlfriend drunk at last year's Christmas party and then paid a kid from the mail room to have sex with her while she was passed out, just so he could break up with her guilt-free when she sobbingly confessed in the morning. She killed herself two months later.
Tommy disowned his gay son.
Tommy put his mother in a third-rate nursing home and then used the profits from the sale of her home to buy an oriental rug for himself.
Tommy flew to Hong Kong on the company account to have sex with an eleven year old boy.
Tommy okayed the production of Mooby Dolls from materials he knew to be toxic and unsafe, because it was - survey says? - less costly.
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I can't believe you forgot the magazine.
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I can't believe you forgot the magazine.
Tommy subscribed to the Boys of Penn Station?
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Tommy got his girlfriend drunk at last year's Christmas party and then paid a kid from the mail room to have sex with her while she was passed out, just so he could break up with her guilt-free when she sobbingly confessed in the morning. She killed herself two months later.
Tommy disowned his gay son.
Tommy put his mother in a third-rate nursing home and then used the profits from the sale of her home to buy an oriental rug for himself.
Tommy flew to Hong Kong on the company account to have sex with an eleven year old boy.
Tommy okayed the production of Mooby Dolls from materials he knew to be toxic and unsafe, because it was - survey says? - less costly.
Tommy had a girlfriend? nice try
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Tommy had a girlfriend? nice try
He was her most regular john, so doesn't that technically count?
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Ha. Good morning assholes.
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We are printing a Jetoffensive.com banner this year and hanging it on the fence.
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We are printing a Jetoffensive.com banner this year and hanging it on the fence.
Is that gonna be right next to the giant "F U Koz" sign?
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We are printing a Jetoffensive.com banner this year and hanging it on the fence.
Who is "we", is that you?
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Who is "we", is that you?
We is "us."
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Is that gonna be right next to the giant "F U Koz" sign?
I would say a mug shot with those words or even better have the Goodyear Blimp flash "F U Koz".
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We is "us."
I know a very good printer, only he is a stinking Dolphin fan.
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We is "us."
That's poetry, man
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That's poetry, man
My son to me as we walked away from your bar last night- "Your friend Chuck is a really funny guy!"
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My son to me as we walked away from your bar last night- "Your friend Chuck is a really funny guy!"
I have my moments, that's for sure. Your son is awesome. Hell, he makes me laugh.
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I have my moments, that's for sure. the Milkman's son is awesome. Hell, he makes me laugh.
Fixed that for you.
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I guess all the action is on Facebook today. lol
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I guess all the action is on Facebook today. lol
*eyes widen*
What's that?
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*eyes widen*
What's that?
Joanny D going wild.
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Joanny D going wild.
Worst subreddit ever.
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*eyes widen*
What's that?
Everyone pardon Chuck- he still uses a passbook to access his savings account.
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Everyone pardon Chuck- he still uses a passbook to access his savings account.
Oh jesus is Chuck one of those people that holds up the line at the supermarket 15 minutes while he writes a check and does his balances?
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Hobbesing never gets old. Did the thing around his neck contain a card with all of his medical records and blood type, just in case?
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Hobbesing never gets old. Did the thing around his neck contain a card with all of his medical records and blood type, just in case?
May have been his shot glass.
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May have been his shot glass.
Hell no, real men drink straight from their own bottle.
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Hobbesing never gets old. Did the thing around his neck contain a card with all of his medical records and blood type, just in case?
He stole it from:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xa-21tKA8UA/STNmGZVqEsI/AAAAAAAAAD4/YmkSJW_67vo/s400/BlogXmasSaints005.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTNjZiGgT8fwRv0DPSrzbkufTyImiZb9pxnb63LiiUKdiKg0pZVyQ)
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Anyone else want to go in on a one way bus ticket for Hobbes? Ohio to NJ on Greyhound, 97.2 hour long trip, $59.00
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Man, haha, he is shitfaced in that picture. I think I forgot how fucked up he got that year.
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May have been his shot glass.
I actually think you're correct.
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We should make that a poster and auction it off. It will get at least $100.
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We should make that a poster and auction it off. It will get at least $100.
We should give it the Mt. Rushmore treatment.
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We should give it the Mt. Rushmore treatment.
Yes we should. It should be the last item every year for the Auction. Like our version of Mr. Irrelevant.
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Yes we should. It should be the last item every year for the Auction. Like our version of Mr. Irrelevant.
You'll need to send some prints to Hobbes in Ohio for signature.
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You'll need to send some prints to Hobbes in Ohio for signature.
Omg yes.
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Is this thing still happening? No chatter in 12 hours has me concerned.
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Is this thing still happening? No chatter in 12 hours has me concerned.
We're all upset Johnny D might not show up, we may have to cancel it.
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Jonnyd is a hoo-ha of ginormous proportions. He doesn't want to "stand around in a parking lot before 12PM hearing the same jokes from last year."
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Well we can hire a dude in a gorilla mask so he won't feel so alone.
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IJR, MBGreen, and bojanglesman are now financially committed to attending.
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IJR, MBGreen, and bojanglesman are now financially committed to attending.
(http://webpages.charter.net/wayned/55GalDrumAnalLube.jpg)
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^That's not nearly enough.
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IJR, MBGreen, and bojanglesman are now financially committed to attending.
Great, you got a place through Airbnb?
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Great, you got a place through Airbnb?
Yep. $100/person per night, midtown, no shared rooms.
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Yep. $100/person per night, midtown, no shared rooms.
$300 a night total for an apartment isn't bad.
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(http://webpages.charter.net/wayned/55GalDrumAnalLube.jpg)
I am changing the tag.
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$300 a night total for an apartment isn't bad.
Yeah. $275 plus very minimal cleaning fees and the airbnb fee.
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Yep. $100/person per night, midtown, no shared rooms.
Is there a pullout bed or air mattress? I might need a place to stay on Friday.
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Is there a pullout bed or air mattress? I might need a place to stay on Friday.
I won't know about the mattress until we get there, but I also have to get a feel for where the owner is. There's apparently a rule about including all of the names when you sign up and not having anyone else in the apartment. It's bizarre. I'm guessing it's not a problem, but I won't know for sure until we get there. SFD is staying Saturday night and maybe Friday, so I included him as well.
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I won't know about the mattress until we get there, but I also have to get a feel for where the owner is. There's apparently a rule about including all of the names when you sign up and not having anyone else in the apartment. It's bizarre. I'm guessing it's not a problem, but I won't know for sure until we get there.
No worries, I'll find a place elsewhere. Just had a slight change in Friday plans and and lodging that night. Either I'll book something in the city or just extend my stay near the stadium...which seems pointless for Friday night.
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No worries, I'll find a place elsewhere. Just had a slight change in Friday plans and and lodging that night. Either I'll book something in the city or just extend my stay near the stadium...which seems pointless for Friday night.
I wouldn't pay for something in the city unless you want to be certain. I'm guessing there will be somewhere you can crash if we can't help out.
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I wouldn't pay for something in the city unless you want to be certain. I'm guessing there will be somewhere you can crash if we can't help out.
I'm not going to wait until I'm out there to sort that out.
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I'm not going to wait until I'm out there to sort that out.
You should wait to spin the wheel.
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You should wait to spin the wheel.
With my luck, my spin will land on "live out of a NYC dumpster"
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With my luck, my spin will land on "live out of a NYC dumpster"
So you are eating with MBGreen afterall?
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Yep. $100/person per night, midtown, no shared rooms.
Hookers???
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Hookers???
They will dress up Bo and take it from there.
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They will dress up Bo and take it from there.
This man knows what's up.
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Our apartment:
(http://www.containmentsolutions.com/wp-content/uploads/lubecube.jpg)
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Our apartment:
(http://www.containmentsolutions.com/wp-content/uploads/lubecube.jpg)
Unfortunatel Bo, I heard MBGreen is hopeful of getting his sex swing through Customs.
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AirBnB is awesome I hear, especially in NYC.
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AirBnB is awesome I hear, especially in NYC.
It looks like a great place, and the reviews were solid on it. It's a good process.
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It looks like a great place, and the reviews were solid on it. It's a good process.
Did you agree yet who gets to sleep in the dungeon room? I can't say it looked too comfortable but at least they had the decency to line the handcuffs with fur.
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I am excite
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at least they had the decency to line the handcuffs with fur.
It's the little things that make a home away from home.
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I am excite
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How's Disney fuckface?
Edit; Sorry guys I didn't mean to use fuckfaces real name.
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How's Disney fuckface?
Edit; Sorry guys I didn't mean to use fuckfaces real name.
freak Disney... Spent the last 2 days at universal. So far so good.
I see there's a new rule regarding first name usage. Didn't I tell u guys to behave in my absence?
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freak Disney... Spent the last 2 days at universal. So far so good.
I see there's a new rule regarding first name usage. Didn't I tell u guys to behave in my absence?
His name rhymes with poo got mad at my name rhymes with me gay. It was quite the fight. On the Richard Simmons gay scale I would say it is firmly in the George Michael sucking Elton John off in a public restroom while the entire Offensive line of the Miami Dolphins masturbates tier. Not sure you can get gayer than that.
Edit: sorry to use Elton John and George Michael real name, my bad.
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Not sure you can get gayer than that.
Wanna bet? Here's where we're going for Friday dinner:
http://www.lipsnyc.com/
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His name rhymes with poo got mad at my name rhymes with me gay. It was quite the fight. On the Richard Simmons gay scale I would say it is firmly in the George Michael sucking Elton John off in a public restroom while the entire Offensive line of the Miami Dolphins masturbates tier. Not sure you can get gayer than that.
Edit: sorry to use Elton John and George Michael real name, my bad.
Awesome.
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I see there's a new rule regarding first name usage. Didn't I tell u guys to behave in my absence?
I guess so. In my defense, I didn't break the rule because it wasn't in place until after the fact.
…and behaving is overrated.
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I'm pretty disgusted with the tag thread having 55 views and 0 replies.
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I'm pretty disgusted with the tag thread having 55 views and 0 replies.
I hate to say it 17a, but I'm not surprised. freak them
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I went in there a few days ago and didn't recognize any names. Not surprised that no one viewed that thread. I think most of the tailgaters are on thos board, including those who interacted with Pats-Hater. Might explain things.
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It's not like you're going to get anyone there to help, lol they have banned most of us because they read here and/or the snitch.
freak that place though. I would not be surprised if half the views were by some here just looking at 17A's post.
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It's not like you're going to get anyone there to help, lol they have banned most of us because they read here and/or the snitch.
freak that place though. I would not be surprised if half the views were by some here just looking at 17A's post.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I signed in for the first time in ages to view the thread. It's in the Jets experience forum. I'm not sure if anyone is still around from a few years ago but I really wouldn't know.
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Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I signed in for the first time in ages to view the thread. It's in the Jets experience forum. I'm not sure if anyone is still around from a few years ago but I really wouldn't know.
We know a few but it's safe to assume they're not here for a reason, there were numerous efforts by some to get them here, to no avail. I am not kidding that place has a horrid layout. I am not saying it because we are here. JE, MBGreen and whoever helped design this site did a fantastic job. I mean freak them but they did a nice job.
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I'm pretty disgusted with the tag thread having 55 views and 0 replies.
17A,
Sorry to hear you got no responses.
I moved your thread from the Jet experience Forum to the Jet Forum and put in the sticky section for more viewers to see the thread. I also left a redirect to the Jet forum.
The Jet experience thread gets little traffic.
I did this for the memory of Chris and hopefully more will stop by and help their family.
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17A,
Sorry to hear you got no responses.
I moved your thread from the Jet experience Forum to the Jet Forum and put in the sticky section for more viewers to see the thread. I also left a redirect to the Jet forum.
The Jet experience thread gets little traffic.
I did this for the memory of Chris and hopefully more will stop by and help their family.
WW- Please promise to do this for me, as someone who was on the site since 2003. Tell Hiker that he's a bald little bitch for ratting me out after I suggested that he try out this site, while not bashing TGG in the slightest. Hiker is my bald little bitch, and Petrozza is an insecure, little dick. It really doesn't even pay to post a tailgate thread over there anymore. Anyone who needs to know either knows about it through someone here, or already posts here.
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WW- Please promise to do this for me, as someone who was on the site since 2003. Tell Hiker that he's a bald little bitch for ratting me out after I suggested that he try out this site, while not bashing TGG in the slightest. Hiker is my bald little bitch, and Petrozza is an insecure, little dick. It really doesn't even pay to post a tailgate thread over there anymore. Anyone who needs to know either knows about it through someone here, or already posts here.
It was me I ratted you out, I wanted to get on Petro's good side. Then again all I needed to do is send that pedophile some elementary school yearbook pictures.
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I would also like to send a giant "freak You" to the white media.
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I wonder if they still have zero replies, lol.
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I wonder if they still have zero replies, lol.
I don't even give enough of a excrement to look. Think about it, outside of Fozzi who now knows about the tailgate, and Chris and Paul who find out through one of us, there is absolutely NOBODY worth inviting over there. If the post never went up at that other site it would not impact the tailgate in any way, shape or form.
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I don't even give enough of a excrement to look. Think about it, outside of Fozzi who now knows about the tailgate, and Chris and Paul who find out through one of us, there is absolutely NOBODY worth inviting over there. If the post never went up at that other site it would not impact the tailgate in any way, shape or form.
That's not true:
Zace
Abyzmul
Cakes
White Shoe Willie
The Dark Knight
and how can we forget:
Hobbes
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pee off, brother.
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pee off, brother.
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You still in Florida homo?
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You still in Florida homo?
Yep. Heading to aquatica today. Coming up for a beer?
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That's not true:
Zace
Abyzmul
Cakes
White Shoe Willie
The Dark Knight
and how can we forget:
Hobbes
Isn't WhiteShoeWillie the one who fucked his sister and then got caught by his girlfriend?
Cakes is easily at the top of my short list for "People most likely to be outed as a serial killer."
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Yep. Heading to aquatica today. Coming up for a beer?
Lol yeah I will see you in 3 hours. You fucknut you never told me when you were going.
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I like it. Koz is on FIRE this morning.
Somebody got a case of the Mondays?
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Isn't WhiteShoeWillie the one who fucked his sister and then got caught by his girlfriend?
Cakes is easily at the top of my short list for "People most likely to be outed as a serial killer."
I think he had a black hooker thread, he was the internet version of Hugh Grant, except it was his hot imaginary girlfriend that was upset.
Cakes was wound up tight, he cared too much about what people think, he was more likely to be a spree killer but after that bizarre pitchers derriere thread, I thought he was:
image removed - bit too risque for the Jets board....The tuck pic from Silence of the Lambs.
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I like it. Koz is on FIRE this morning.
Somebody got a case of the Mondays?
Yes I am, Bill, thanks for noticing. I won't use your real name anymore, guy.
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WW- Please promise to do this for me, as someone who was on the site since 2003. Tell Hiker that he's a bald little bitch for ratting me out after I suggested that he try out this site, while not bashing TGG in the slightest. Hiker is my bald little bitch, and Petrozza is an insecure, little dick. It really doesn't even pay to post a tailgate thread over there anymore. Anyone who needs to know either knows about it through someone here, or already posts here.
Koz, I don't know if Hiker ratted you out. Petro monitors PMs to protect his site. I really like Hiker, he's a decent guy, although I don't have much contact with him.
I moved that thread to help Chris' Wife and Kids. If a couple of of people stop by from TGG and toss some green in the jar, it will be worth it.
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Koz, I don't know if Hiker ratted you out. Petro monitors PMs to protect his site. I really like Hiker, he's a decent guy, although I don't have much contact with him.
I moved that thread to help Chris' Wife and Kids. If a couple of of people stop by from TGG and toss some green in the jar, it will be worth it.
Fair enough. At least you didn't deny that Petro is an insecure little dick who reads PM's.
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Koz, I don't know if Hiker ratted you out. Petro monitors PMs to protect his site. I really like Hiker, he's a decent guy, although I don't have much contact with him.
I moved that thread to help Chris' Wife and Kids. If a couple of of people stop by from TGG and toss some green in the jar, it will be worth it.
Thanks for that.
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Thanks for that.
No Problem, Thread has 3 replies and 112 views since yesterday.
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No Problem, Thread has 3 replies and 112 views since yesterday.
Oh cool better than a goose egg.
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Hey, hey, hey....stop being whiny assholes. Assholes.
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From what?
From us, ldo.
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187 days, fellas.
(http://www.flipclan.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/187-Mobstaz-Logo.jpg)
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Countdown thread? hhahahahah the last one I did was just an excuse to post hot broads.
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Holly freak. Egregious. Great word. Haven't heard that since high school.
Love it.
They don't say that word in the Scots commercials. I am goping to petition them to say it in a sentence.
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They don't say that word in the Scots commercials. I am goping to petition them to say it in a sentence.
Goping? It's like a cross between going and that word we use to describe your poopchute.
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Goping? It's like a cross between going and that word we use to describe your poopchute.
You're hoping to see my poopchute? Use MB or Bo in lieu of, those guys assholes are saggier than Octomom's hoo-ha.
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You're hoping to see my poopchute? Use MB or Bo in lieu of, those guys assholes are saggier than Octomom's hoo-ha.
freak. Didn't even think of that word. Just...damn it.
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freak. Didn't even think of that word. Just...damn it.
When you make as many typo's as I do, there's no stone unturned.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/airbnb-user-loves-how-easy-website-makes-it-to-eja,35949/
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/airbnb-user-loves-how-easy-website-makes-it-to-eja,35949/ (http://www.theonion.com/articles/airbnb-user-loves-how-easy-website-makes-it-to-eja,35949/)
Just substitute sink with MBGreen.
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17A,
Sorry to hear you got no responses.
I moved your thread from the Jet experience Forum to the Jet Forum and put in the sticky section for more viewers to see the thread. I also left a redirect to the Jet forum.
The Jet experience thread gets little traffic.
I did this for the memory of Chris and hopefully more will stop by and help their family.
solid move, WW85.
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The question is, will WW85 himself be making an appearance?
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"Tailgate 2014: No Excuses"
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I moved the Petro posts to Dirty Laundry, because freak this thread being sullied with talk of his paranoid idiocy.
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Draft is over....back to the tailgate chatter.
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MB is buying a "penguin" jersey @ the low low price of $215
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MB is buying a "penguin" jersey @ the low low price of $215
after i give away my Holmes jersey to the homeless guy sitting beside you on the train.
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after i give away my Holmes jersey to the homeless guy sitting beside you on the train.
. Before or after I puke and pass out on him?
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Draft is over....back to the tailgate chatter.
Yeah lets do it.
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OK, now what?
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OK, now what?
What are you bringing for the tailgate, we need to get on it right away.
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What are you bringing for the tailgate, we need to get on it right away.
he's bringing "witty comebacks".
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he's bringing "witty comebacks".
Hahahahah that dyke was his bbq.
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I know that should have never brought up that story. Schooled by a lesbian.
Maybe I can "fake sneeze" as she's walking in front of me the next time and head-butt her.
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I know that should have never brought up that story. Schooled by a lesbian.
Maybe I can "fake sneeze" as she's walking in front of me the next time and head-butt her.
A manslaughter charge isn't the answer either.
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A manslaughter charge isn't the answer either.
Today isn't Koz's day, 5 honks.
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Today isn't Koz's day, 5 honks.
I heard through the grapevine that RichMiano may be in attendance.
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I heard through the grapevine that RichMiano may be in attendance.
= someone who still reads TGG told you
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= someone who still reads TGG told you
mebee
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I heard through the grapevine that RichMiano may be in attendance.
Gtfo we rip on him here, so that means not to be a hypocrites, we have to rip on him there. Fun times
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Gtfo we rip on him here, so that means not to be a hypocrites, we have to rip on him there. Fun times
. Was he the one that banged the toilet licker?
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He is the one who lives with porn stars, right?
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. Was he the one that banged the toilet licker?
The one and only, and thank you where else can I use that gif:
Not here, because NSFW images are not for the Jets board. As you know.
It's a chick in a dog collar licking a toilet, if that's NSFW I don't know what it.
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He is the one who lives with porn stars, right?
Oh yeah he meets them at those masturbation aficionado conventions.
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Is anyone else from the other place going?
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Is anyone else from the other place going?
zace
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zace
Koz will be pleased.
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Koz will be pleased.
the food table is not.
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The other place, 479 views, 8 replies.
freak THEM.
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"everybody walk the dinosaur"
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Looks like I'm going to be in the city on Saturday morning, no rental car this time...So I'll probably need to drop my luggage off somewhere or else I'll be trekking around the city with it. (freak that)
Is Saturday still the Ben & Jacks (or alternative Steakhouse) Night?
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Looks like I'm going to be in the city on Saturday morning, no rental car this time...So I'll probably need to drop my luggage off somewhere or else I'll be trekking around the city with it. (freak that)
Is Saturday still the Ben & Jacks (or alternative Steakhouse) Night?
Yes
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Looks like I'm going to be in the city on Saturday morning, no rental car this time...So I'll probably need to drop my luggage off somewhere or else I'll be trekking around the city with it. (freak that)
Is Saturday still the Ben & Jacks (or alternative Steakhouse) Night?
If you just need somewhere to drop your bags for the day then you're welcome to drop them in my hotel room, I don't yet know where we'll be staying but it will be somewhere in Midtown.
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If you just need somewhere to drop your bags for the day then you're welcome to drop them in my hotel room, I don't yet know where we'll be staying but it will be somewhere in Midtown.
Thanks, Sounds good. Hopefully wherever we decide to meet up will be close to your hotel, or someone else's that can offer a square foot of temporary storage space. I'd hate to drag that excrement all around...
Or maybe if it comes to it, I'll haul a cab to your hotel and then another one to wherever we end up.
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Thanks, Sounds good. Hopefully wherever we decide to meet up will be close to your hotel, or someone else's that can offer a square foot of temporary storage space. I'd hate to drag that excrement all around...
Or maybe if it comes to it, I'll haul a cab to your hotel and then another one to wherever we end up.
I won't offer you nothing because freak you. With your gainz you should be happy to carry all the luggage to show off all them muscles you been building.
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Yes
No
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No
freak You
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freak You
Hahaha
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Hahaha
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I'm going to insist on Keens or Del Frisco just to be difficult.
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I'm going to insist on Keens or Del Frisco just to be difficult.
seconded.
Just because.
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seconded.
Just because.
Get the freak off my coattails.
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Get the freak off my coattails.
yah mule...YAH! *cracks whip*
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Why not Peter Lugar's? Just to say you've been there.
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Why not Peter Lugar's? Just to say you've been there.
Go to Brooklyn?
Hahahahahahaha
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Go to Brooklyn?
Hahahahahahaha
Can you imagine those hooples ordering a steak at Peter Luger's? I will bet my left nut the waiter will shank MB or Bo.
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Why not Spark's we can see where Paul Castellano got clipped.
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Why not Spark's we can see where Paul Castellano got clipped.
why not Arby's?
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Can you imagine those hooples trying to get to Brooklyn?
I will bet my left nut the waiter will shank MB or Bo....if we would ever make it there.
Fixed 'er up.
And....it would definitely be MBG. Imagine the look on the waiter's face when he asks for ketchup? We'll ALL get shanked. We rang up a $600 plus bill there and one of the guys I was with asked for bread...Nope.
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Can you imagine those hooples ordering a steak at Peter Luger's? I will bet my left nut the waiter will shank MB or Bo.
Not me, I'm an expert at pretending to be knowledgeable. Just point at the menu and ask a random question about the item if you can't pronounce it. The waiter will proceed to pronounce it correctly in answering your question. Then you just order it medium. That covers most situations.
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Not me, I'm an expert at pretending to be knowledgeable. Just point at the menu and ask a random question about the item if you can't pronounce it. The waiter will proceed to pronounce it correctly in answering your question. Then you just order it medium. That covers most situations.
Wow.
Okay. Bo's getting shanked too, I guess.
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Fixed 'er up.
And....it would definitely be MBG. Imagine the look on the waiter's face when he asks for ketchup? We'll ALL get shanked. We rang up a $600 plus bill there and one of the guys I was with asked for bread...Nope.
ketchup on a steak is terrible. I didn't eat any ketchup on mine last year (Puck/Bo can verify this).
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*Bo points at the menu*
"Yeah, this isn't Denny's, sir."
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*Bo points at the menu*
"Yeah, this isn't Denny's, sir."
"Bo points at the menu"
*waiter dumps wine down his back*
/based on actual events
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"Bo points at the menu"
*waiter dumps wine down his back*
/based on actual events
Based on the novel Spill by Irwin
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"Bo points at the menu"
*waiter dumps wine down his back*
/based on actual events
I want to go to steak night now, if it's at Luger's, just to see what happens when Bo points at the menu and asks something. That would be worth the price of my porterhouse for 2 right there.
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I want to go to steak night now, if it's at Luger's, just to see what happens when Bo points at the menu and asks something. That would be worth the price of my porterhouse for 2 right there.
Now I'm going to do it. If I remember.
Me: "I'll have this.....medium."
Waiter: "Sir, that's a salad."
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Now I'm going to do it. If I remember.
Me: "I'll have this.....medium."
Waiter: "Sir, that's a salad."
You can't joke around with these dudes. You do that...you might end up in a shallow grave in an alley behind the place.
I'm telling you, when my friend asked for bread, you would have thought he told the waiter to go freak himself. These guys have a deserved reputation.
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Why not Peter Lugar's? Just to say you've been there.
I have been there years ago. That's why I know it's Luger's, not Lugar's.
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Fixed 'er up.
And....it would definitely be MBG. Imagine the look on the waiter's face when he asks for ketchup? We'll ALL get shanked. We rang up a $600 plus bill there and one of the guys I was with asked for bread...Nope.
Not me, I'm an expert at pretending to be knowledgeable. Just point at the menu and ask a random question about the item if you can't pronounce it. The waiter will proceed to pronounce it correctly in answering your question. Then you just order it medium. That covers most situations.
Wow.
Okay. Bo's getting shanked too, I guess.
We now have to go to Luger's, I want to see Bo try that with their wait staff and see them run to their collection of these:
(http://mygacuniverse.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/ghost-adventures-wyoming-frontier-prison-pictures-6.jpeg)
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You can't joke around with these dudes. You do that...you might end up in a shallow grave in an alley behind the place.
I'm telling you, when my friend asked for bread, you would have thought he told the waiter to go freak himself. These guys have a deserved reputation.
Lmao, he doesn't realize, the waiters carry gasoline to light people on fire. I hope he tries to order the steak well done.
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When I was in Vegas last month, the wife and I decided to brave the seedy, disgusting casino that is Circus Circus and investigate the rumor we'd heard that it has the best steakhouse in Vegas. Got all worried walking in through the casino. It was even worse than we remembered. That steakhouse, though? Hidden gem indeed. Great, but knew where it was. Ordered 6 drinks in the final 5 minutes of Happy Hour when the bartender told us he could just ring them up and pour when we were ready at our table. Ended up getting 6 drinks for like $20 bucks.
Anyway, steakhouse was great, but aside from the old Vegas types in there, it got a few stragglers from the casino...and the casino was excrement. Had a couple of rednecks waltz in, get sticker shock from the menu, but decide to stick it out. The waiter came out to take their orders and the guy orders two ribeyes. "And how would you like that cooked?" "Well. And I don't want to see any pink." My wife and I just about died. Bo tried that--maybe medium well--a few years ago. He won't make that mistake again.
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Lmao, he doesn't realize, the waiters carry gasoline to light people on fire. I hope he tries to order the steak well done.
bhahahah...I tried to order mine medium-well...the waiter says medium. I say, "uhh, medium-well." He says medium, again. I say, "medium-well," again and he just says, "so, medium it is."
freaking guy. I have to admit though, it was the best steak I've ever had in a restaurant.
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I'll have your best sirloin, extra crispy!
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I'll point at the menu and MB will order chicken fingers.
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freak it.
Let's just go to Tad's on 34th right off of 7th. We won't regret it.
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You can't joke around with these dudes. You do that...you might end up in a shallow grave in an alley behind the place.
I'm telling you, when my friend asked for bread, you would have thought he told the waiter to go freak himself. These guys have a deserved reputation.
To be fair, why the hell would one want to eat bread? You need to have as much room as possible for steak.
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bhahahah...I tried to order mine medium-well...the waiter says medium. I say, "uhh, medium-well." He says medium, again. I say, "medium-well," again and he just says, "so, medium it is."
freaking guy. I have to admit though, it was the best steak I've ever had in a restaurant.
Lmao I haven't been to Luger's but I have heard stories about people not ordering the steak the way the waiter suggests, it never works out well for them. hhahahaha
So it's medium rare or medium. lol
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I'll point at the menu and MB will order chicken fingers.
I'm sure Puck will include the chicken fingers in the 15 appetizers he'll be ordering.
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freak it.
Let's just go to Tad's on 34th right off of 7th. We won't regret it.
Never heard of it.
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I'm sure Puck will include the chicken fingers in the 15 appetizers he'll be ordering.
Didn't hear you complaining last year.
This year I will make sure it's 20.
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Didn't hear you complaining last year.
This year I will make sure it's 20.
I won't be there, remember?
order 25.
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Didn't hear you complaining last year.
This year I will make sure it's 20.
Badger ate 14 of them.
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Badger ate 14 of them.
through a straw.
After his plate was submerged in red wine.
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I won't be there, remember?
order 25.
Yeah yeah yeah, I am including the MB- 1 in the reservations.
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Never heard of it.
...and for good reason.
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...and for good reason.
Yelp says it's closed down.
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Badger ate 14 of them.
He has to fill his hollow leg for balance.
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Koz recommended this steak house
http://www.e2hospitality.com/blt-steak-new-york/dinner-menu/
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Koz recommended this steak house
http://www.e2hospitality.com/blt-steak-new-york/dinner-menu/
Looks great lets do it.
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Looks great lets do it.
I'm hungry
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(http://www.lexiebond.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/golden-corral.jpg)
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(http://www.lexiebond.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/golden-corral.jpg)
Does not compute for Puck. All the appetizers are included.
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Does not compute for Puck. All the appetizers are included.
Bullshit, I am in for this:
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Guys, I can vouch for BLT, it's really quite good. I've tried nearly all steakhouses in NYC a few times over (other firms paying) and the steaks here are truly "money." Nothing better than their NY strip with red wine sauce on top. And the popovers, oh the popovers. I know that alot of you have a "no bread" policy but let me tell you, the popovers can't be missed.
Check out the photo, and the hand gives you a good idea as to scale of the popover's true size:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AbBNENZ19p4/TiN6YkhRT9I/AAAAAAAAAp4/NYxRp4RpbrI/s1600/blt+popover1.jpg)
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^ I am excite
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Guys, I can vouch for BLT, it's really quite good. I've tried nearly all steakhouses in NYC a few times over (other firms paying) and the steaks here are truly "money." Nothing better than their NY strip with red wine sauce on top. And the popovers, oh the popovers. I know that alot of you have a "no bread" policy but let me tell you, the popovers can't be missed.
Check out the photo, and the hand gives you a good idea as to scale of the popover's true size:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AbBNENZ19p4/TiN6YkhRT9I/AAAAAAAAAp4/NYxRp4RpbrI/s1600/blt+popover1.jpg)
I don't think anyone has a no bread policy. That was PL. I don't put sauce on my steak, but looking at the menu it looks good. There's even a non-shellfish app or two.
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Good lord I feel like this right now:
(http://dwellingintheword.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/lioneating.jpg)
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I don't think anyone has a no bread policy. That was PL. I don't put sauce on my steak, but looking at the menu it looks good. There's even a non-shellfish app or two.
MBGreen whined about the cost of B&J's, can you imagine the tears that will well up when he gets the check for that place. I am in.
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MBGreen whined about the cost of B&J's, can you imagine the tears that will well up when he gets the check for that place. I am in.
Koz told him it was cheaper. Not sure where he got that idea.
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Koz told him it was cheaper. Not sure where he got that idea.
Depends on what menu items you are looking at.
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MBGreen whined about the cost of B&J's, can you imagine the tears that will well up when he gets the check for that place. I am in.
Separate checks is the way to go, jabronee.
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Separate checks is the way to go, jabronee.
"Waiter, can we have 12 separate checks please?"
What's better for you guys to do, if you have someone who isn't a big drinker, separate the alcohol and food bills. I got burned once being a designated driver, went out for dinner with 5 other couples and unbeknownst to me, some douchebag at the other end of the table was ordering double grey goose along with patron shots for himself.
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Separate checks is the way to go, jabronee.
Then go to McDonalds, we don't do separate checks when I am around. Before you cry about my ordering habits at the restaurant, it's more then made up at the various other bars and such where I pick up the entire or good portion of the tab.
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"Waiter, can we have 12 separate checks please?"
That's why I have a policy of not being friends with Jews and other assorted cheap people, freak them.
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Then go to McDonalds, we don't do separate checks when I am around. Before you cry about my ordering habits at the restaurant, it's more then made up at the various other bars and such where I pick up the entire or good portion of the tab.
The key is to be so drunk you don't remember getting the bill.
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How is separate checks considered cheap?
Some of us are spending considerably more (like airfare) to be able to attend.
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How is separate checks considered cheap?
Some of us are spending considerably more (like airfare) to be able to attend.
Struck a nerve huh jewboy?
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Struck a nerve jewboy?
not really. I'm used to you being ignorant.
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not really. I'm used to you being ignorant.
Hahahahahahaha ignorant? Oh please do tell you cheap bastard.
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Hahahahahahaha ignorant? Oh please do tell you cheap bastard.
how much is your flight to LI round trip?
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how much is your flight to LI round trip?
$736 +180 I am going to spend to get even more speed.
Edit: I am messing with you that's for 2 round trip tickets. I am paying for my Dad.
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$736 +180 I am going to spend to get even more speed.
I'm staring at $750-$850...that's a fortune for me.
It's not being cheap.
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I'm staring at $750-$850...that's a fortune for me.
It's not being cheap.
Hey MB during the tailgate can you tell me your secrets to getting blood from a nickel?
Have you ever considered being a rabbi?
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Bucket of excrement.
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Hey MB during the tailgate can you tell me your secrets to getting blood from a nickel?
Have you ever considered being a rabbi?
freak expensive airfare....and your appetizers. :)
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Bucket of excrement.
Is that your witty comeback to the diesel Dyke train Nazi?
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Is that your witty comeback to the diesel Dyke train Nazi?
No, I tried to post a gif and it didn't work, so I had to type something there.
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No, I tried to post a gif and it didn't work, so I had to type something there.
Tell which gif, was it the one of MB picking up a penny a bum just discarded?
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Jesus...separate checks?
I won't go out to eat with my sister and her husband because of that. And, that's family, for Christ's sake. It's freaking tacky, to say the least. If anything, I'd agree with Koz on seperating the food and booze.
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Didn't hear you complaining last year.
This year I will make sure it's 20.
You cheap freak. You only ordered 7 when I was there two years ago.
All some sort of shellfish, of course.
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Jesus...separate checks?
I won't go out to eat with my sister and her husband because of that. And, that's family, for Christ's sake. It's freaking tacky, to say the least. If anything, I'd agree with Koz on seperating the food and booze.
Believe it or not...it's common practice up here.
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You cheap freak. You only ordered 7 when I was there two years ago.
All some sort of shellfish, of course.
That's all they had. lol
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Jesus...separate checks?
I won't go out to eat with my sister and her husband because of that. And, that's family, for Christ's sake. It's freaking tacky, to say the least. If anything, I'd agree with Koz on seperating the food and booze.
When you ask for the bill in a Canadian restaurant, you'll be asked if you want the checks separate or all together - they track it for you, and ask how you want to split shared items like wine. It's a very civilised way of doing things.
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Believe it or not...it's common practice up here.
I'm probably not making the steak dinner, regardless, but...that would be a little ridiculous. I'd feel bad for the waiter.
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Believe it or not...it's common practice up here.
Jesus...separate checks?
I won't go out to eat with my sister and her husband because of that. And, that's family, for Christ's sake. It's freaking tacky, to say the least. If anything, I'd agree with Koz on seperating the food and booze.
Right on Guinness
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I'm probably not making the steak dinner, regardless, but...that would be a little ridiculous. I'd feel bad for the waiter.
why would you feel bad for him? he's still getting paid with tip included.
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When you ask for the bill in a Canadian restaurant, you'll be asked if you want the checks separate or all together - they track it for you, and ask how you want to split shared items like wine. It's a very civilised way of doing things.
I don't see anything uncivilized about splitting it evenly. It's not like you don't know what's gonna happen before you walk into the restaurant. It's not like a gun is at your head walking in the door.
I do say, if you're doing shots or ordering extravagent drinks, you should pony up some extra dough, though.
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All you guys are uncivilized, I've seen pushing fights break out in restaurants in Japan for the honor and privilege to pay the whole bill for the entire group.
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why would you feel bad for him? he's still getting paid with tip included.
I just see it as a lot of unnecessary work for a person who's already busting their derriere for the table as it is.
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Jesus...separate checks?
I won't go out to eat with my sister and her husband because of that. And, that's family, for Christ's sake. It's freaking tacky, to say the least. If anything, I'd agree with Koz on seperating the food and booze.
I'm quite the opposite, but with the same mentality as you. I try to get separate checks when I go out with a few friends and family members because they are so cheap. When they start counting down each item to the penny and then refuse to pay for tax, drinks, and a tip...I say freak that. Especially when they order appetizers and refuse to pay for them. As a previous server from my college days, I have a hard time stomaching how bad some of my friends/family tip, so I have to overcompensate to make up for their Jewy tendencies.
I try to avoid going out with them to dinner, but it's unavoidable sometimes.
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I just see it as a lot of unnecessary work for a person who's already busting their derriere for the table as it is.
It's not a lot of unnecessary work. The computer systems that handle restaurant bills up here separate the checks relatively easily. We don't even have to ask for the bill to be separated anymore, the bill shows up with it done already.
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When you ask for the bill in a Canadian restaurant, you'll be asked if you want the checks separate or all together - they track it for you, and ask how you want to split shared items like wine. It's a very civilised way of doing things.
The more "civilised" way of doing things is dividing the check by the amount of people at the table and throwing your money in. It's always fuzzy foreigners that want to muck up the works.
When we're in France we will get a Royale with Cheese.
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I don't see anything uncivilized about splitting it evenly. It's not like you don't know what's gonna happen before you walk into the restaurant. It's not like a gun is at your head walking in the door.
I do say, if you're doing shots or ordering extravagent drinks, you should pony up some extra dough, though.
Everyone's worried about "that guy." Where if you and your friends order a strip stead, he orders a porterhouse for 2, lobster tails and some over the top appetizer.
If all of you agree that nobody will be "that guy" and everyone splits the apps and sides, there shouldn't be much of a controversy.
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All you guys are uncivilized, I've seen pushing fights break out in restaurants in Japan for the honor and privilege to pay the whole bill for the entire group.
Thank you for volunteering to pick up the check.
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It's not a lot of unnecessary work. The computer systems that handle restaurant bills up here separate the checks relatively easily. We don't even have to ask for the bill to be separated anymore, the bill shows up with it done already.
Have you navigated through a POS before?
For as busy as it gets, especially with impatient customers that tip you based on your timeliness among other things, it's a huge hassle.
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I don't see anything uncivilized about splitting it evenly. It's not like you don't know what's gonna happen before you walk into the restaurant. It's not like a gun is at your head walking in the door.
I do say, if you're doing shots or ordering extravagent drinks, you should pony up some extra dough, though.
It just takes away any of the effort. If you want to split it evenly you just ask for one bill, and then they split evenly between however many cards. If there's an imbalance of who had what, then you ask for separate bills. It doesn't require any significant extra effort on the server's part because their systems are set up to support separate checks, all you're doing is running each diner as a separate table. And there's evidence that it actually leads to better tips because when they present individual bills no-one wants to be thought of as being the cheap one in the group, so servers are fine with it.
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All you guys are uncivilized, I've seen pushing fights break out in restaurants in Japan for the honor and privilege to pay the whole bill for the entire group.
Hey tough guy, come to the tailgate and we will give you that honor as much as you like.
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And there's evidence that it actually leads to better tips because when they present individual bills no-one wants to be thought of as being the cheap one in the group, so servers are fine with it.
Please display such evidence at your earliest convenience.
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I won't go out to eat with people like that unless I absolutely have to.
I haven't invited my sister or her husband out to birthday dinners for years now because I don't want to deal with it. If you don't want to split the bill, don't come out to dinner with a group of people.
Example: I have 2 friends, single dudes, we always make a point to go out for their birthdays. Nobody ordered anything crazy and my brother in law bitched about how much they owed both times. Both my friend heard this going on because it got loud and they offered to pay for their share, which, obviously wasn't happening. It was embarrassing to me that the person who's birthday it was felt the urge to contribute when they shouldnt have to because someone's bitching about five bucks.
Like I said, I'm almost definitely not making that steak dinner so my opinion is worthless.
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It would be a honor to split checks with you turds.
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It just takes away any of the effort. If you want to split it evenly you just ask for one bill, and then they split evenly between however many cards. If there's an imbalance of who had what, then you ask for separate bills. It doesn't require any significant extra effort on the server's part because their systems are set up to support separate checks, all you're doing is running each diner as a separate table. And there's evidence that it actually leads to better tips because when they present individual bills no-one wants to be thought of as being the cheap one in the group, so servers are fine with it.
Do the waiters take your order with a smart phone there or something?
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Have you navigated through a POS before?
For as busy as it gets, especially with impatient customers that tip you based on your timeliness among other things, it's a huge hassle.
I've never heard a waiter or waitress complain once about separating the bill. Ever.
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Do the waiters take your order with a smart phone there or something?
I went to a restaurant in Seattle that did that. It was weird.
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Like I said, I'm almost definitely not making that steak dinner so my opinion is worthless.
Good thing you made sure to saddle us with a novella of your opinion first.
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Hey tough guy, come to the tailgate and we will give you that honor as much as you like.
Nah, I'll just continue judging you all while I'm secure with my anonymity.
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I went to a restaurant in Seattle that did that. It was weird.
Emerging technologies scare some folks. Usually senior citizens like Puck.
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Never separate checks. If one guy had noticeably more than everyone else, then we just make him pay the tip.
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Good thing you made sure to saddle us with a novella of your opinion first.
You're welcome
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Nah, I'll just continue judging you all while I'm secure with my anonymity.
None of these fuckers really know me.
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Never separate checks. If one guy had noticeably more than everyone else, then we just make him pay the tip.
This.
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I've never heard a waiter or waitress complain once about separating the bill. Ever.
Yeah, because any waiter/waitress will take a chance of not getting tipped. If there is some kind of a system that tells the computer/register who ordered what then the waiter is doing all of it on that little pad they write your orders down on and then deciphering it all themselves when you're done eating.
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I've never heard a waiter or waitress complain once about separating the bill. Ever.
Waiters and waitresses complain about every little thing. If you split checks, they're complaining. If you don't - whoever ended up in charge of the tip ripped them off. The only way to get around this is by leaving them booze with your tip.
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Yeah, because any waiter/waitress will take a chance of not getting tipped. If there is some kind of a system that tells the computer/register who ordered what then the waiter is doing all of it on that little pad they write your orders down on and then deciphering it all themselves when you're done eating.
there are POS systems that take care of all that. This is 2014, time to get with the times.
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Who gives a excrement if the waiter/waitress is inconvenienced? It's their job, and they're getting tipped to boot.
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I won't go out to eat with people like that unless I absolutely have to.
I haven't invited my sister or her husband out to birthday dinners for years now because I don't want to deal with it. If you don't want to split the bill, don't come out to dinner with a group of people.
Example: I have 2 friends, single dudes, we always make a point to go out for their birthdays. Nobody ordered anything crazy and my brother in law bitched about how much they owed both times. Both my friend heard this going on because it got loud and they offered to pay for their share, which, obviously wasn't happening. It was embarrassing to me that the person who's birthday it was felt the urge to contribute when they shouldnt have to because someone's bitching about five bucks.
Like I said, I'm almost definitely not making that steak dinner so my opinion is worthless.
Yeah similar story. I used to play hockey on Friday nights in Kings Park and there was this big pizza joint/bar we would all go to afterwards. Well 15-20 people would order all sorts of stuff including alcohol. The bill would be $75 when it should have been an order of magnitude more, we would leave $200 or more most times.
One night I bring some of my buddies that don't play hockey, one was a greek kid, that like MB still has the first dollar he ever made. We sit at a different table from the team, there were 5 of us. We get the bill and it was $20 and we had more than 5 times that in food and alcohol.. This jackass takes the check and starts to itemize ut ......... my buddy rips the bill out of his hands and says you owe $15, he tried to complain about it. That was the last time he was ever out with us, especially to that place.
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From my experience waiting tables many moons ago, on a MICROS system, you had the ability to designate "Diner 1, Diner 2 etc" as you entered the order. At the end you simply hit the "split check" button. There wasn't much to it.
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None of these fuckers really know me.
I know you don't ever shut the freak up, even with laryngitis.
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Nah, I'll just continue judging you all while I'm secure with my anonymity.
Anonymity is for pussies.
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I've never heard a waiter or waitress complain once about separating the bill. Ever.
Good. They aren't supposed to complain if they want your money.
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Who gives a excrement if the waiter/waitress is inconvenienced? It's their job, and they're getting tipped to boot.
Says the guy who likely never waited a table in their life.
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The waiter at Ben and Jack's makes more than I do, so IDGAF.
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Says the guy who likely never waited a table in their life.
That's true, but if I'm paying them extra, why should I worry about making them do their job? I won't go out of my way or anything, but I won't hold back on a request because "oh I feel bad."
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That's true, but if I'm paying them extra, why should I worry about making them do their job? I won't go out of my way or anything, but I won't hold back on a request because "oh I feel bad.",
What if your waiter kisses another dude? What would you do then? hahahahaha
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Maybe I'm a blue collar schlub, but i don't feel comfortable making people do more work than they already do and I like making the few times a year I go out to a restaurant an enjoyable experience, not an exercise in frustration over something that shouldn't be.
There are still a lot of restaurants around here, Luger's included, that don't accept plastic period.
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Please display such evidence at your earliest convenience.
No. I read it a while back, I don't remember where and I can't be bothered looking it up because I don't care whether you believe it or not. Probably somewhere like the Globe and Mail.
Just for the record, I don't really give a excrement whether checks are individual or a single one split equally. I figure these things even themselves out over time, I just want it to be easy. In Canada, restaurants track bills for individual diners so that you don't have the drama of people working out who had what and what each one owes, so it's easy if people want to go that way. If you don't have that system then obviously a single bill split is easier, but it's also then incumbent on everyone to not be that guy and to not enforce an excessive bill on people, for example someone who isn't drinking.
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From my experience waiting tables many moons ago, on a MICROS system, you had the ability to designate "Diner 1, Diner 2 etc" as you entered the order. At the end you simply hit the "split check" button. There wasn't much to it.
Agreed, if the diners tell you before dinner that they want it separate I see no problem. If they tell you after dinner and the server now has 40 items to sort through and separate after its already been rung up, it can be a huge inconvenience on a busy night. Like the poopchute customer who stacks requests every time the server brings him back the last request.
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^if that's a country-wide thing, then that's a smart thing to do, I suppose.
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No. I read it a while back, I don't remember where and I can't be bothered looking it up because I don't care whether you believe it or not. Probably somewhere like the Globe and Mail.
Just for the record, I don't really give a excrement whether checks are individual or a single one split equally. I figure these things even themselves out over time, I just want it to be easy. In Canada, restaurants track bills for individual diners so that you don't have the drama of people working out who had what and what each one owes, so it's easy if people want to go that way. If you don't have that system then obviously a single bill split is easier, but it's also then incumbent on everyone to not be that guy and to not enforce an excessive bill on people, for example someone who isn't drinking.
That's ok.
You don't have to give a excrement. Speaking from experience I can tell you thats far from the truth. It goes for both fine and casual dining.
The tracking system sounds pretty cool. Wish they had that when/where I worked.
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^if that's a country-wide thing, then that's a smart thing to do, I suppose.
Sounds like it's a cultural thing rather than a technology thing - Canada assumes that everyone will ask for individual bills and enters it accordingly, whereas in the US the opposite is true.
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That's ok. You don't have to give a excrement. Speaking from experience I can tell you thats far from the truth. It goes for both fine and casual dining.
Eh, true or not it's not my job to police other people's tipping policies. I always tip well because I'm paranoid of being seen as the stereotypical tightwad Englishman; if others don't then that's between them, their server and their conscience.
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The waiter at Ben and Jack's makes more than I do, so IDGAF.
I thought about this a while back. The sacrifice is working nights/weekends and not having benefits.
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Agreed, if the diners tell you before dinner that they want it separate I see no problem. If they tell you after dinner and the server now has 40 items to sort through and separate after its already been rung up, it can be a huge inconvenience on a busy night. Like the poopchute customer who stacks requests every time the server brings him back the last request.
Yeah, that makes sense. I wasn't referring to splitting checks, as it's not only a huge hassle for the server, but can take forever.
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Eh, true or not it's not my job to police other people's tipping policies. I always tip well because I'm paranoid of being seen as the stereotypical tightwad Englishman; if others don't then that's between them, their server and their conscience.
I'd worry less about what they think of Englishman. You're not likely to break the stereotype on your own. Tip what you think they deserve, within reason of the standards the country you are in tips by. If they don't royally freak up or give me attitude, chances they will get a tip they wont complain about.
FTR, I'm not suggesting a server complain, bitch, moan over any of this...especially not to the table that pays your bills. Just sack the freak up and do it already. I'm just suggesting that some people giving their opinions here are doing so with no knowledge of how much of an inconvenience splitting checks after the fact can be. It could be simple, or it can be a pain in the derriere.
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I am fairly easy with wait staff, don't give me lip or spit in my food and I tip well.
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Back on topic faggots. Ben and Jacks, or are we going to attempt to get MB or Bo shanked at Lugers?
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I am fairly easy with wait staff, don't give me lip or spit in my food and I tip well.
Or ignore you...that's a big one too.
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Or ignore you...that's a big one too.
Yeah I don't like the pay no mind list.
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Back on topic faggots. Ben and Jacks, or are we going to attempt to get MB or Bo shanked at Lugers?
Ben and Jacks for steak night. imo
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I am fairly easy with wait staff, don't give me lip or spit in my food and I tip well.
You should tip the waiter with some extra group tickets this year.
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Ben and Jacks for steak night. imo
Seconded.
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You should tip the waiter with some extra group tickets this year.
I am saving one for DCM.
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I'm a "make no waves" kind of guy. You have to freak up pretty bad as a waiter to get me mad.
As far as splitting the tab, I don't care. Whatever is easier. As long as no one is being a dickbag and ordering 10 times the food and booze, splitting it evenly is fine. Splitting it up into individual orders is fine too as long as it isn't rocket surgery for the waiter.
TL:DR- I don't care.
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Seconded.
/making waves
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/making waves
No, the consensus among the non mouth breathers is to go to Ben and Jack's.
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No, the consensus among the non mouth breathers is to go to Ben and Jack's.
Puckstapo hivemind
bzzz bzzzz
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This thread is amazing. Four pages about the implications of splitting checks. I'm guessing this is because I give Puck excrement about getting a billion appetizers and not being able to eat any. If I had given a excrement about paying for excrement I didn't eat, I would have said something. I don't really care for appetizers at a steakhouse anyway. I'd rather save it all for the freaking meat and sides. That's what I came for. Either way, I paid for a meal along with 4 other people. The itemization doesn't matter. Where the cost came from doesn't matter. It mattered that there was a price for the whole meal at the table and that everyone chipped in. I got a great meal for what I paid, and I don't think anyone needs to defend that.
Waiters here hate it when you split checks, and I don't blame them. It increases the chances that someone is going to stiff on a tip and no one else will make up for it, and it adds work. I ask to split checks when I'm with multiple families mixed between adults and kids and with different numbers per party. That's like 15 people in 3 or 4 families. No way you're going to get that right per person. Apparently things are done differently in Canada, which is fine. I'm not going to say one way is better than the other, but I'll keep doing it the American way.
As for Ben and Jacks, I'd like to try BLT or Keens this time around. If it doesn't work out, so be it. Of course, I also don't think it's the end of the world if the group ends up splitting up on Saturday night. There's no rule that says we all have to eat and drink together the whole weekend.
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This thread is amazing. Four pages about the implications of splitting checks. I'm guessing this is because I give Puck excrement about getting a billion appetizers and not being able to eat any. If I had given a excrement about paying for excrement I didn't eat, I would have said something. I don't really care for appetizers at a steakhouse anyway. I'd rather save it all for the freaking meat and sides. That's what I came for. Either way, I paid for a meal along with 4 other people. The itemization doesn't matter. Where the cost came from doesn't matter. It mattered that there was a price for the whole meal at the table and that everyone chipped in. I got a great meal for what I paid, and I don't think anyone needs to defend that.
Waiters here hate it when you split checks, and I don't blame them. It increases the chances that someone is going to stiff on a tip and no one else will make up for it, and it adds work. I ask to split checks when I'm with multiple families mixed between adults and kids and with different numbers per party. That's like 15 people in 3 or 4 families. No way you're going to get that right per person. Apparently things are done differently in Canada, which is fine. I'm not going to say one way is better than the other, but I'll keep doing it the American way.
As for Ben and Jacks, I'd like to try BLT or Keens this time around. If it doesn't work out, so be it. Of course, I also don't think it's the end of the world if the group ends up splitting up on Saturday night. There's no rule that says we all have to eat and drink together the whole weekend.
I actually agree with all of this. When I order 50 appetizers it makes up for the 2 beers I have at the bar when the guys are downing craft beers. It's all good and sometimes it works in my favor (food) and sometimes it doesn't (drink). You guys are welcome to partake in the free cab rides, lol.
I actually don't care which steakhouse we go to on Saturday, just that B & J took really good care of us both years, and I really appreciate that.
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I actually agree with all of this. When I order 50 appetizers it makes up for the 2 beers I have at the bar when the guys are downing craft beers. It's all good and sometimes it works in my favor (food) and sometimes it doesn't (drink). You guys are welcome to partake in the free mustache rides, lol.
FTFY
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I actually agree with all of this. When I order 50 appetizers it makes up for the 2 beers I have at the bar when the guys are downing craft beers. It's all good and sometimes it works in my favor (food) and sometimes it doesn't (drink). You guys are welcome to partake in the free cab rides, lol.
I actually don't care which steakhouse we go to on Saturday, just that B & J took really good care of us both years, and I really appreciate that.
freak yo cab rides
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Yeah I can't drink much on account of the diabeetus, so it definitely evened out when I heard "You had one beer? Take your freaking money off the table."
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You guys are welcome to partake in the free cab rides, lol.
I'll be introducing MB to our magical subway system.
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If we give BLT a shot, the den of sin is easy walking distance.
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If we give BLT a shot, the den of sin is easy walking distance.
Shilla?
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freak yo cab rides
Well you know the old saying when your hiking out in the woods with a few buddies and you see a bear? I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun one of you. Hahahahah my seat was nice and comfy up front.
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Shilla?
Our apartment for the weekend.
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I'll be introducing MB to our magical subway system.
I'll probably get fellatio there too.
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FTFY
You guys aren't my type.
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I'll probably get fellatio there too.
Like this taxi ride?
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tomorrow's tailgate topic will be "splitting cab fare etiquette"
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Wherever everyone wants to go, I'm game. Ben and Jacks, Peter Luger's, Shilla, Steak and Shake, whatever. No waves were created in this post.
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Wherever everyone wants to go, I'm game. Ben and Jacks, Peter Luger's, Shilla, Steak and Shake, whatever. No waves were created in this post.
No Sizzler? Come on Dude.
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I'll be introducing MB to our magical subway system.
This I want to see. Poor lad's going to be terrified. It would be funnier to make him figure it out on his own though.
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This I want to see. Poor lad's going to be terrified. It would be funnier to make him figure it out on his own though.
"Dinosaur BBQ from your apartment? Well you just need to take the Queens-bound E train, transfer to the Brooklyn-bound G at Court Sq, transfer to the Rockaway Parkway-bound L at Lorimer St, get off at Broadway Junction where you'll hop on a Manhattan-bound A or C train which you'll be on for about an hour until you reach 125th St. It's right up the block from there."
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This I want to see. Poor lad's going to be terrified. It would be funnier to make him figure it out on his own though.
I'll figure it out....or live out my days as a street transient.
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I'll figure it out....or live out my days as a street transient.
KOZ and I know a guy who could show you the ropes.
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I'll figure it out....or live out my days as a street transient.
I'll just ride the subway pole until I sober up.
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KOZ and I know a guy who could show you the ropes.
a mentor would be helpful.
Don't want to eat out of the wrong trash cans.
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You could probably make a bit of money protecting Koz from aggressive ladies in comfortable shoes on the subway platforms.
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You could probably make a bit of money protecting Koz from aggressive ladies in comfortable shoes on the subway platforms.
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I think if no one is ready by the time I get to the city, I'll just wander down 8th ave and chow down on some pastries, bagels and other goodness before I inevitably end up at Beer Authority with you dopes. I figure I can't go wrong with that plan.
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I think if no one is ready by the time I get to the city, I'll just wander down 8th ave and chow down on some pastries, bagels and other goodness before I inevitably end up at Beer Authority with you dopes. I figure I can't go wrong with that plan.
Ready for what? When do you get in?
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I'll be introducing MB to our magical subway system.
He has no choice if he wants to get to the game on Sunday. Although with the early time, we may opt for a cab to save time.
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He has no choice if he wants to get to the game on Sunday. Although with the early time, we may opt for a cab to save time.
Make sure someone other then him calls shotgun.
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Make sure someone other then him calls shotgun.
He's already insisted on BLT so we can walk back after.
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He has no choice if he wants to get to the game on Sunday. Although with the early time, we may opt for a cab to save time.
I don't think the train takes you to the stadium until a few hours before the game. You may have to take a cab.
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BLT is a solid spot. Might be better for the larger group dinner and drinks get together.
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Ready for what? When do you get in?
7am
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I don't think the train takes you to the stadium until a few hours before the game. You may have to take a cab.
I think you're right, the Meadowlands train doesn't start running until like 2 hours after the lots open.
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BLT is a solid spot. Might be better for the larger group dinner and drinks get together.
I don't think everyone wants to drop that much for the group dinner.
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With plenty of us coming from Manhattan, we should book a stretch.
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With plenty of us coming from Manhattan, we should book a stretch.
Oh excrement, I didn't even think of you and Mrs English. Solid idea.
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With plenty of us coming from Manhattan, we should book a stretch.
That's actually a great idea. It would probably be less than the cost of several cabs anyway.
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Ten freaking pages about splitting checks..
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Ten freaking pages about splitting checks..
What are your thoughts on splitting checks?
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What are your thoughts on splitting checks?
How much time you got?
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I plan on just bringing a hip flask and drinking out of that so don't expect any money or food or beer from me.
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I plan on just bringing a hip flask and drinking out of that so don't expect any money or food or beer from me.
hahaha
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I am bringing a douche bottle to raffle off.
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I am bringing a douche bottle to raffle off.
Five dollars!
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I am bringing my douche bottle to raffle off.
. Fyp
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I am def in this season, its been too long.
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I am def in this season, its been too long.
Wine Coolers for all!!!!
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I am def in this season, its been too long.
It's really too bad we don't have the vBucks forum up and running anymore.
A Heismanberg vs eyedea - who shows up to the tailgate first? would've been some excellent vbetting.
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It's really too bad we don't have the vBucks forum up and running anymore.
A Heismanberg vs eyedea - who shows up to the tailgate first? would've been some excellent vbetting.
Make a thread.
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Make a thread.
stahp micromanaging me.
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stahp micromanaging me.
I can't micromanage my pubes.
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What's the date?
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What's the date?
4th preseason game.
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What's the date?
Steelers game Nov 9th.
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What's the date?
We're meeting up in the brown lot, section 5. Look for us there. We'll be the ones wearing Jets jerseys.
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FTR, I just smoked some more ribs this Sunday. I got this excrement nailed down so you fuckers are in for a treat.
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FTR, I just smoked some more ribs this Sunday. I got this excrement nailed down so you fuckers are in for a treat.
Excellent.
I tried smoking mine two weeks ago for the first time. Tasted really bitter and had jerky texture. Fucked that up quite a bit.
I'll try the 3-2-1 method next time.
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FTR, I just smoked some more ribs this Sunday. I got this excrement nailed down so you fuckers are in for a treat.
I like my jew ribz basted in hickory
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FTR, I just smoked some more ribs this Sunday. I got this excrement nailed down so you fuckers are in for a treat.
I'm ready.
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Level of interest is waning. I'm concerned.
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Yeah I am out.
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Level of interest is waning. I'm concerned.
I looked at flights earlier.
But then i had to excrement.
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I looked at flights earlier.
But then i had to excrement.
I hope it was nice and wet and gave you a rash.
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I hope it was nice and wet and gave you a rash.
I've already got a rash...from the airfare prices.
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I've already got a rash...from the airfare prices.
Oh well it would have been five honks if you said unclean woman...... Bad Santa reference.
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I've already got a rash...from the airfare prices.
$500 each from Ottawa, and no quicker than driving. $1000 in airfare vs $200 in gas = simple decision for me.
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$500 each from Ottawa, and no quicker than driving. $1000 in airfare vs $200 in gas = simple decision for me.
You know MB, is anything really that simple for him? We're talking high level math here.
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$500 each from Ottawa, and no quicker than driving. $1000 in airfare vs $200 in gas = simple decision for me.
You know MB, is anything really that simple for him? We're talking high level math here.
My geographic location has failed me on so many occasions.
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You know MB, is anything really that simple for him? We're talking high level math here.
How much are you supposed to tip the airline?
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How much are you supposed to tip the airline?
25%, if the stewardess is a gay male, 30%, you don't want to rankle them.
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You know MB, is anything really that simple for him? We're talking high level math here.
Might cost a bit more than $200 in gas to drive from the 'Peg though, and flying is probably a shade faster as well.
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Might cost a bit more than $200 in gas to drive from the 'Peg though, and flying is probably a shade faster as well.
Michel Therrien is that you?
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Might cost a bit more than $200 in gas to drive from the 'Peg though, and flying is probably a shade faster as well.
200 dollars in gas will get me into Wisconsin.
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I dunno, if you drive carefully you might make Chicago on $200.
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200 dollars in gas will get me into Wisconsin.
Solution:
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Solution:
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I'll end up like this
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Ha. Had we gone to Ricks, Bo would have passed out in the champagne room.
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Ha. Had we gone to Ricks, Bo would have passed out in the champagne room.
They'd probably keep charging him for any time spent in there.
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How do we reinforce the concept, the pole is for the strippers/dancers?
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How do we reinforce the concept, the pole is for the strippers/dancers?
And for running over with your van.
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Ha. Had we gone to Ricks, Bo would have died in the champagne room.
FYP.
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And for running into with your van.
Fixed for accuracy.
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November is too far away.
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November is too far away.
Preseason Skype tailgate.
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Preseason Skype tailgate.
preseason tailgate at Rick's Cabaret.
Bring your shot glass, Bo.
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preseason tailgate at Rick's Cabaret.
Bring your shot glass, Bo.
. You pick the drinks, I'll pick the subway pole.
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. You pick the drinks, I'll pick the subway pole.
something strong enough to make me forget the cab ride over.
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something strong enough to make me forget the cab ride over.
The gray hairs on your tongue the next day would help remind you.
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The gray hairs on your tongue the next day would help remind you.
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You and The Tongue are gonna get funky like a monkey.
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You and The Tongue are gonna get funky like a monkey.
Once was enough for me.
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today is Thursday...let's check some flights.
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You and The Tongue are gonna get funky like a monkey.
You and MB should get a room together.
Oh that's right you did. I wonder in the race who will get the others pants off first?
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^ I doubt you and ScotlandJet will even bother to wear pants in the same room together.
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^ I doubt you and ScotlandJet will even bother to wear pants in the same room together.
He is going to be in my Dad's bed.
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He is going to be in my Dad's bed.
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3261863/coffee-spit-o.gif)
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He is going to be in my Dad's bed.
I have no issues with this, it will be turning chilly by then and I will have my bedtime Onesie on anyway.
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I have no issues with this, it will be turning chilly by then and I will have my bedtime Onesie on anyway.
You can use his tongue as a blanket.
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I have no issues with this, it will be turning chilly by then and I will have my bedtime Onesie on anyway.
You can use his tongue as a blanket.
freaking gold. lol
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My manager just approved the holidays i booked off for the tailgate. Wooo
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My manager just approved the holidays i booked off for the tailgate. Wooo
That's just a testament to your fellatio skills.
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That's just a testament to your fellatio skills.
You learn alot in the back of a yellow cab.
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You learn alot in the back of a yellow cab.
It wasn't a yellow cab it was a black Lincoln.
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It wasn't a yellow cab it was a black Lincoln.
Oh yeah?
I'm trying to mentally repress that memory anyway.
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Oh yeah?
I'm trying to mentally repress that memory anyway.
Black Lincoln was then name of the hooker from the thread WSW deleted, was it not? hahahahahaha
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Black Lincoln was then name of the hooker from the thread WSW deleted, was it not? hahahahahaha
We should try to get him to post here.
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We should try to get him to post here.
Spivey or bust
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Spivey or bust
How about Spivey's busts?
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Hey guys did you get your tickets yet?
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Hey guys did you get your tickets yet?
excrement....i haven't booked my flight yet, and I still have to pay Iggy what i owe him for the apartment.
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I still have to pay Iggy what i owe him for the reach around 2 tailgates ago.
............wut?
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............wut?
*3 tailgates ago
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*3 tailgates ago
Ugh, that's even worse.
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............wut?
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You guys are probably thinking of the Dirty Sanchez JE gave MBGreen last year
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You guys are probably thinking of the Dirty Sanchez JE gave MBGreen last year
I thought he gave him a rooster ring, my bad.
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You guys are probably thinking of the Dirty Sanchez JE gave MBGreen last year
I still have to figure out how to improve upon the awfulness of last year's facial hair. I'm hoping that someone on the Jets is going to provide me with inspiration.
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I still have to figure out how to improve upon the awfulness of last year's facial hair. I'm hoping that someone on the Jets is going to provide me with inspiration.
I may try the Sheldon Richardson neck beard. My facial hair thinks I'm still 14 years old.
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I may try the Sheldon Richardson neck beard. My facial hair thinks I'm still 14 years old.
Nothing for nothing, so do we.
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Nothing for nothing, so do we.
we think you're dead.
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we think you're dead.
I am 93 years old.
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I still have to figure out how to improve upon the awfulness of last year's facial hair. I'm hoping that someone on the Jets is going to provide me with inspiration.
I loved the Jim Rome porno mouser, I say bring it back for another year.
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still 5 months away. freak you, November.
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bump
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bump
how do you bump a "stickied" thread?
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how do you bump a "stickied" thread?
I was bumping the post
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Brian McCann sends his regards.
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Brian McCann sends his regards.
woohoohoo
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Hahaha...
Sent from my SGH-I337M using Tapatalk
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wut
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wut
Land of the living dead, it's dead in here. I thought a brainiac like yourself would find it easy to figure out.
Hahahahah I just called you a brainiac.
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Land of the living dead, it's dead in here. I thought a brainiac like yourself would find it easy to figure out.
Hahahahah I just called you a brainiac.
I posted that before i had my coffee this morning.
After that first sip, and i wiped the drool from my face....I figured it out.
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I posted that before i had my coffee this morning.
After that first sip, and i wiped the drool from my face...I figured it out.
You have helped restore my faith in humanity, thanks.
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You have helped restore my faith in humanity, thanks.
freak your faith in humanity.
/puckstapo
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freak your faith in humanity.
/puckstapo
This isn't the weather thread, douchebag.
/puckstapo
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This isn't the weather thread, douchebag.
/puckstapo
4 honks
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Hahahah I think those gif's are gold.
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4 months till tailgate weekend.
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4 months till tailgate weekend.
A countdown with scantily clad broads? lol
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A countdown with scantily clad broads? lol
you'll attract Algerians to the site.
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you'll attract Algerians to the site.
Johnny D is already registered.
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Johnny D is already registered.
Algerians don't live in the Shire.
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Algerians don't live in the Shire.
You're confusing him with Johnny English. If Johnny D was a character from Lord of the Rings he would be Gollum, not a Hobbitt.
excrement, I think I heard him call Koz his precious.
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You're confusing him with Johnny English. If Johnny D was a character from Lord of the Rings he would be Gollum, not a Hobbitt.
excrement, I think I heard him call Koz his precious.
Gollum is a hobbit
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You're confusing him with Johnny English. If Johnny D was a character from Lord of the Rings he would be Gollum, not a Hobbitt.
excrement, I think I heard him call Koz his precious.
Joanny is more Gimli.
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Joanny is more Gimli.
Could be, but he certainly isn't no Hobbitt.
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Shut up and bewbs.
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Shut up and bewbs.
(http://image.dhgate.com/albu_379120402_00/1.0x0.jpg)
Careful the fags might move her into a different forum thread....
by fags I mean Johnny English.
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Don't start this again please. Flesh goes in the Parking Lot; the football forums are supposed to be work safe.
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Ahhh, alright.
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See
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^Ha, what a dick.
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^Ha, what a dick.
I must respond......pretty much yeah.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/friend-takes-liberty-of-ordering-40-worth-of-appet,36426/
For Puck and IJR
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Not getting a flight yet, but is there a huge difference in flying into Newark, Long Island, or LaGuardia regarding ease of getting to Manhattan? I was planning on taking the NYCairporter shuttle from Laguardia or the LIR from Long Island.
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Not getting a flight yet, but is there a huge difference in flying into Newark, Long Island, or LaGuardia regarding ease of getting to Manhattan? I was planning on taking the NYCairporter shuttle from Laguardia or the LIR from Long Island.
booked my flight last week. Flying into Laguardia, and probably taking a cab into Manhattan.
NYCairporter shuttle?
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Not getting a flight yet, but is there a huge difference in flying into Newark, Long Island, or LaGuardia regarding ease of getting to Manhattan? I was planning on taking the NYCairporter shuttle from Laguardia or the LIR from Long Island.
JFK, and the LIRR is easiest, but that's like saying taking dollar bills into a Tijuana whore house is easier than paying with Peso's. They're all easy.
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booked my flight last week. Flying into Laguardia, and probably taking a cab into Manhattan.
NYCairporter shuttle?
$13 each way to Penn station. It's a shuttle bus. It might suck, might not. No idea.
http://www.nycairporter.com/
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$13 each way to Penn station. It's a shuttle bus.
I hate buses, it's like $25 bucks via taxi.
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I hate buses, it's like $25 bucks via taxi.
excrement, I thought it was more than that.
I hope MB isn't expecting The Tongue to be in his cab.
Bus doesn't bother me. Not like I'm living in it or anything.
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excrement, I thought it was more than that.
I hope MB isn't expecting The Tongue to be in his cab.
Bus doesn't bother me. Not like I'm living in it or anything.
Taxi's are very closely monitored from the airports as you can well imagine. Japanese tourists used to get $500 cab rides.
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excrement, I thought it was more than that.
I hope MB isn't expecting The Tongue to be in his cab.
Bus doesn't bother me. Not like I'm living in it or anything.
Once was enough.
I'll probably cab it.
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Once was enough.
I'll probably cab it.
You sure about that, because you look have the look of ecstasy:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Miamipuck/taxi2_zps1f663afb.jpeg)
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You sure about that, because you look have the look of ecstasy:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Miamipuck/taxi2_zps1f663afb.jpeg)
I actually farted in this pic...i thought it was weird that your dad went in for a sniff.
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I actually farted in this pic...i thought it was weird that your dad went in for a sniff.
Well my Dad is a smart feller fart smeller.
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Well my Dad is a smart feller fart smeller.
Is he attending this year?
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Is he attending this year?
Does Bo take 4 hours to get a taxi?
Does Tommy become this after 2 beers:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_96uP6vDZMT8/S4-iB5JZ5JI/AAAAAAAAI5Y/FoJbfOrbKS8/s400/BUGS+-+HYDE17.png)
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Ill be there.
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Wtf.
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Wtf.
Hahahaha
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Ill be there.
I had a funny feeling you'd show up at some point.
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624 is coming?
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624 isn't coming back. He's homo now
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Just now huh?
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Just a short time till training camp and then the tailgate.
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Cant wait
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Cant wait
you sure?...could be a few reptilians in attendance.
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Hahahah this is the real Soxxx like I am Hobbes.
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Hahahah this is the real Soxxx like I am Hobbes.
He's one of my many dupes. I am Soxxx.
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Hahahah this is the real Soxxx like I am Hobbes.
http://forums.theganggreen.com/threads/jays-house-of-weather-n-stuff.62620/page-364
I am the real one, I gave you a shout out in that thread.
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He ain't lying neither. In case it gets removed, and for you terrible people who have had all privileges revoked on the other site:
(http://i.imgur.com/wgcfy3X.jpg)
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Well this is interesting
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Well, we were all wondering where 624 went. I guess he's back.
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I thought dcm was soxxx
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http://forums.theganggreen.com/threads/jays-house-of-weather-n-stuff.62620/page-364
I am the real one, I gave you a shout out in that thread.
Sorry for the delay, I just ran into a BBQ and busted my face wide open.
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http://forums.theganggreen.com/threads/jays-house-of-weather-n-stuff.62620/page-364
I am the real one, I gave you a shout out in that thread.
Welcome to greener pastures, dude.
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Sorry for the delay, I just ran into a BBQ and busted my face wide open.
I think a Hobbes avatar is in order
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I think a Hobbes avatar is in order
You don't say?
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You don't say?
well done, sir
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well done, sir
Did he join this place?
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Did he join this place?
yep
he actually tweeted me the other day. He still might make the tailgate.
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yep
he actually tweeted me the other day. He still might make the tailgate.
Cool he does have a great sense of humor, I have to give him that.
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I'm still in!
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I'm still in!
Who are you?
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Who are you?
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3699976496/f857ddf878d8982b63402c0696182faf.jpeg)
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3699976496/f857ddf878d8982b63402c0696182faf.jpeg)
Well that jogged my memory, thank you .
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going to a BBQ/party today, going to pretend it's a tailgate
#offseasonprobz
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going to a BBQ/party today, going to pretend it's a tailgate
#offseasonprobz
How many people are you going to shout "homo" at?
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How many people are you going to shout "homo" at?
It's 6fd, the entire party is probably a gaggle of faggots.
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I thought sfd's liver would fly out his throat with all the yelling he did last time.
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Creeping
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Creeping
You're a creepy freak that's for sure.
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You're a creepy freak that's for sure.
Only getting better with age
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Only getting better with age
We all aspire to be that creepy uncle in the corner of the room. hahahahahah You're just there already.
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I'm in
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Too many pages what game did you guys decide? I'm gonna be at the opener
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Too many pages what game did you guys decide? I'm gonna be at the opener
Pittsburgh, Nov 9
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Are we there yet?
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Are we there yet?
Why would you revive a dead thread?
Oh yeah to have fun.
The answer to your question is, MBGreen is there already furiously masturbating to videos of Philip Rivers in preparation for the tailgate weekend.
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Puck is banging a cow in preparation for Ben and Jack's
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Puck is banging a cow in preparation for Ben and Jack's
I am partial to bulls.
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We need a countdown thread. Make it happen Puck.
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We need a countdown thread. Make it happen Puck.
You just want to see the broads I post and then see everyone (JE) whine. lol
Crap Badger beat me to it.
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You're welcome to make a tailgate countdown thread full of semi-naked women, just do it in the Parking Lot forum so that people can happily open threads in the football forum at work.
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You just want to see the broads I post and then see everyone (JE) whine. lol
Crap Badger beat me to it.
I dedicated the thread to you though. It's all yours.
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I dedicated the thread to you though. It's all yours.
Hahhaha I will get to it later.
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Pittsburgh, Nov 9
Ah gotcha don't think I can make that one. I'm sure a bunch of you will be at the opener I'll have to link up with you guys.
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I just realized this may be the first year since 2007 that I'm not going to attend the home opener. I had no idea that I'd made it to every one since 2008.
2008: Got to meet jetophile before the game. It was letdown loss to the Patriots. freaking Cassel.
2009: First home game of the Ryan era, first game my wife ever went to. Smacked the Pats around and got the attention of the league.
2010: First game at MetLife Stadium. Lightning delayed the start. Brian Schottenheimer and rookie Kyle "PI" Wilson ruined everything in a close loss.
2011: 9/11 10 year anniversary game, I gloated so hard at those freaking Cowboys fans when we pulled off the comeback.
2012: I met the infamous Kurt Paschke in the lot before the game. He did not punch me. This was Stephen Hill's finest hour and pretty much the peak of that whole season.
2013: Return of Revis, hilarious ending.
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2012: I met the infamous Kurt Paschke in the lot before the game. He did not punch me. This was Stephen Hill's finest hour and pretty much the peak of that whole season.
Whoa whoa whoa, how have I never heard this before?
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Whoa whoa whoa, how have I never heard this before?
He has me to thank for that.
I know everyone.
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It's hard to believe its been 3 years, my friend.
RIP Chris.
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Seems longer than 3 years. I wish he could've been around to experience what our tailgates have turned into.
RIP, brother.
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Yeah wow the years have passed so fast. He would be one happy bitch with what the tailgate has become.
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He would have welcomed zace.
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I miss the fact he called everyone bitch.
freak you all, you bunch of bitches! /puckstapo
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#BringBackScotlandJet
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#BringBackScotlandJet
He can't he has a verbal commitment to film the Scots lawn commercials. He will be back by the tailgate.
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He can't he has a verbal commitment to film the Scots lawn commercials. He will be back by the tailgate.
lies
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Look he's right he's doing the voice over here:
ScotlandJet doing the voiceover (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQJaEgp0Z24)
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Lets consolidate here. Of course I am going to need tickets for my Dad, his friend, 3 customers/friends of mine you all have met, 4 additional friends. That's 10 tickets for just my people. lol
Puck's entourage is bigger than Jay-Z's.
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It's a good thing we care more about Puck's entourage than him.
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It's a good thing we care more about Puck's entourage than him.
which is bigger?
Puck's entourage or the Steeler Nation attending the tailgate
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which is bigger?
Puck's entourage or the Steeler Nation attending the tailgate
...or, the amount of appetizers Puck will have ordered that weekend?
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...or, the amount of appetizers Puck will have ordered that weekend?
*shudder*
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which is bigger?
Puck's entourage or the Steeler Nation attending the tailgate
Or the o-face you'll make in the cab with The Tongue?
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Or the o-face you'll make in the cab with The Tongue?
I'm saving my o-face for that first bite into one of these mini salt-licks.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/993048_10153264557185524_718502237_n.jpg)
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Puck's entourage is bigger than Jay-Z's.
...or, the amount of appetizers Puck will have ordered that weekend?
Jealousy will get you nowhere.
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Or the o-face you'll make in the cab with The Tongue?
The O-face.
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Jealousy will get you nowhere.
I, for one, enjoy the appetizers. I don't pay in loonies or whatever they're called.
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I, for one, enjoy the appetizers. I don't pay in loonies or whatever they're called.
i'll dump a couple in your tip jar.
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i'll dump a couple in your tip jar.
Hahahaha
Finally some action in these threads. It's been lacking for sure.
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The tags have started already, hahahah great job.
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Hahahaha
Finally some action in these threads. It's been lacking for sure.
I've been distracted. I'm bringing the heat today.
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I've been distracted. I'm bringing the heat today.
Yeah we miss your A, B, and C game.
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I've been distracted. I'm bringing the heat today.
you just earned yourself a toonie, champ.
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That Monopoly money is called a toonie?
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That Monopoly money is called a toonie?
we have all kinds of doubloons up here.
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The tags in the ticket thread are great.
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I'm saving my o-face for that first bite into one of these mini salt-licks.
Haaaam.
(http://x1.fjcdn.com/comments/Landfill+_ac7dbeae8116344b68376fc687b7ba2d.jpg)
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Oh! It's that time again.
Hope you homo's are still hanging tight.
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Oh! It's that time again.
Hope you homo's are still hanging tight.
We are staying in midtown, 3 br fully paid for. Have booked my tickets, arranged childcare/school drop off for the days I will be there. 800% in.
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Oh! It's that time again.
Hope you homo's are still hanging tight.
looking forward to telling your wife you're in good hands over the phone again.
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Haaaam.
(http://x1.fjcdn.com/comments/Landfill+_ac7dbeae8116344b68376fc687b7ba2d.jpg)
"Oh Landfill 2, you're MUCH BETTER than Landfill 1"
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Hahahaha Landfill.
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looking forward to telling your wife you're in good hands over the phone again.
You just got the phone? I got Facetime with the folks back home.
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You just got the phone? I got Facetime with the folks back home.
I prefer to live in the shadows.
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Anyone trying to freak at the tailgate?
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Anyone trying to freak at the tailgate?
Bojangles and MBGreen have their mating rituals but that's usually the night before.
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Anyone trying to freak at the tailgate?
Puck will be in attendance, so leave your pets at home.
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Puck will be in attendance, so leave your pets at home.
Have peanut butter will travel.
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Just for my own giggles, are there any tickets left from the giant pile that you guys bought up in a bulk buy? If so, how much would it be for two?
Note: I'm not in yet, but exploring options.
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Just for my own giggles, are there any tickets left from the giant pile that you guys bought up in a bulk buy? If so, how much would it be for two?
Note: I'm not in yet, but exploring options.
$85 and I believe there are tickets left
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$85 and I believe there are tickets left
What section did you guys get tickets in?
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What section did you guys get tickets in?
idk bruh
Puck will know.
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What section did you guys get tickets in?
The one that'll be waving the Terrible Towels around. You don't happen to have 6 friends who are Steelers fans that are interested too, do you?
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The one that'll be waving the Terrible Towels around. You don't happen to have 6 friends who are Steelers fans that are interested too, do you?
Yeah I don't even know 6 steelers fans.
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Yeah I don't even know 6 steelers fans.
I know two. If they asked to come, I'd tell them to freak off. And one is my brother in law.
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I know two. If they asked to come, I'd tell them to freak off. And one is my brother in law.
I'd assume you would tell him to freak off not because he's a steelers fan, but because he is your brother in law.
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I'd assume you would tell him to freak off not because he's a steelers fan, but because he is your brother in law.
Nah. Four brothers in law and only one is a douche. It's not the Steeler fan.
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There are always way too many steelers fans at those games anyway.
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3 months till we have the gathering of the second biggest group of faggots on the face the earth.
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3 months till we have the gathering of the second biggest group of faggots on the face the earth.
When are you hosting the biggest?
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Behind Puck's Candelabra: The Tailgayte.
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Behind Puck's Candelabra: The Tailgayte.
It was his favorite movie last year. That, and Magic Mike.
Our tailgate is number two because that shoe forum has already taken the mantle as number one.
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I love that tag..."what is this thread about again?"
It's obviously about Puck's rampant homosexuality. And, that's okay, we're very welcoming here.
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Admittedly, I don't know if we're the biggest or second biggest group of faggots on the face of the planet. I just held out hope of all hopes that there's a group out there that's bigger.
That's why I put second, one has to have hopes and dreams.
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I love that tag..."what is this thread about again?"
It's obviously about Puck's rampant homosexuality. And, that's okay, we're very welcoming here.
You whining again?
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When are you hosting the biggest?
Whenever you're in Miami.
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It was his favorite movie last year. That, and Magic Mike.
Our tailgate is number two because that shoe forum has already taken the mantle as number one.
Who better to ask about decent mens shoes then queers?
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Who better to ask about decent mens shoes then queers?
Touché. I really have nothing for that one
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Whenever you're in Miami.
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I mean...that's cool
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one more day closer to the tailgate.
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one more day closer to ditching the tailgate for my beloved green camaro.
Fixed
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Fixed
I showed up last year...which nullified that recycled joke.
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I showed up last year...which nullified that recycled joke.
Were you there in 2012?
Let me answer for you:
You weren't because of a green camaro.
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Recycled? No I never stuck in the trash heap. I use it because it bugs you not because it's funny. It's funny only in the respect it bugs you.
You don't have a trash heap. You are a joke hoarder.
"I might need this Lewinski joke later, let me put it next to the OJ trial jokes."
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Were you there in 2012?
Nobody gives a freak about 2012 or 2013.
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You don't have a trash heap. You are a joke hoarder.
"I might need this Lewinski joke later, let me put it next to the OJ trial jokes."
Damnit Badger I tried to edit, oh well lets keep both.
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Nobody gives a freak about 2012 or 2013.
Oh honey are you mad?
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Oh honey are you mad?
I don't get mad...I have a banhammer, honey.
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Nobody gives a freak about 2012 or 2013.
If nobody gave a freak would we use these? So GFY!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Miamipuck/Bo_zps325f9256.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Miamipuck/taxi2_zps1f663afb.jpeg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Miamipuck/Hobbes_zps6f374146.jpg)
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You're wearing it out too fast....as usual
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You're wearing it out too fast....as usual
Oh but you have the banhammer, wear it out by shoving it up your own derriere.
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You're wearing it out too fast....as usual
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Miamipuck/taxi2_zps1f663afb.jpeg)
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Oh but you have the banhammer, wear it out by shoving it up your own derriere.
lol
your crybaby routine is much more entertaining than your entire roster of recycled JO memes.
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lol
your crybaby routine is much more entertaining than your entire roster of recycled JO memes.
Crybaby, because I point out you constantly recycle Klax's recycling lines? It's like you look up all his old posts whining about stale jokes, to use his stale lines whining about stale lines. You sir are nothing more than a recycled whiner.
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frrrrrrt
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the last page of this thread is farts
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the last page of this thread is farts
This entire thread is farts poopchute and you smell the worst.
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You're wearing it out too fast....as usual
That's what he said. Oh snap!
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This entire thread is farts poopchute and you smell the worst.
a sign of dominance
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f34Hg2lkq40
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zklzieWbHBM
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wahhh wahhh...*cough* wahhhh?
FYP
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a sign of dominance
You threaten to come to that tailgate, without ever being there and then have the balls to whine about this thread, gfy.
Dominance, more like submissive, you're the tailgate gimp at this point.
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You threaten to come to that tailgate, without ever being there and then have the balls to whine about this thread, gfy.
Dominance, more like submissive, you're the tailgate gimp at this point.
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/228/140/1325070313950.jpg)
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You threaten to come to that tailgate, without ever being there and then have the balls to whine about this thread, gfy.
Dominance, more like submissive, you're the tailgate gimp at this point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BufPsV4UC68
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FYP
Stale my derriere, now we have some action here, fucknut. SO go freak yourself Mr. Banhammer.
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FYP
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Banhammer+Incoming_372f4a_4855731.jpg)
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(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Dude_15dfb9_383138.gif)
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(http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Lighting_b6f21e_672513.gif)
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Crybaby, because I point out you constantly recycle Klax's recycling lines? It's like you look up all his old posts whining about stale jokes, to use his stale lines whining about stale lines. You sir are nothing more than a recycled whiner.
LOL. Why am I getting dragged into this?
FTR, all of you twats need new material. One can only find so much entertainment in overly-regurgitated gay jokes.
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LOL. Why am I getting dragged into this?
FTR, all of you twats need new material. One can only find so much entertainment in overly-regurgitated gay jokes.
I will have you know, today, you made the first bundle of sticks reference, bundle of sticks.
I included you to get some action going here, why not? I am bored.
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I will have you know, today, you made the first bundle of sticks reference, bundle of sticks.
I included you to get some action going here, why not? I am bored.
where?
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where?
Stanford.
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Stanford.
Now you've lost me.
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Now you've lost me.
I can't elaborate, I may get banned by MBGreen.
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I can't elaborate, I may get banned by MBGreen.
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/161/d/0/stump_double_biceps_flex_by_nmrosario-d68l8sp.jpg)
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I can't elaborate, I may get banned by MBGreen.
Don't you have a bridge to sell somewhere?
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I think it's funny how you guys bicker for 362 days out of the year, but for one extended weekend it's like everyone is BFFs. So cute.
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I think it's funny how you guys bicker for 362 days out of the year, but for one extended weekend it's like everyone is BFFs. So cute.
I love how you say "you" guys as if you have no part of the bickering. GFY.
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Don't you have a bridge to sell somewhere?
Yeah it's in Winnipeg.
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I love how you say "you" guys as if you have no part of the bickering. GFY.
Somehow I get sucked into it, but my post count shows that I partake in roughly 17% of the bickering that you do.
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Yeah it's in Winnipeg.
bridges are a luxury item up here. They are the LaRon Landry of city infrastructure.
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Somehow I get sucked into it, but my post count shows that I partake in roughly 17% of the bickering that you do.
you need to pick up your game.
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you need to pick up your game.
Meh. I don't enjoy it as much as I used to. I'd rather just call you guys faggots on tailgate weekend.
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Somehow I get sucked into it, but my post count shows that I partake in roughly 17% of the bickering that you do.
I am from New York, bickering is what I do.
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I am from New York, bickering is what I do.
I'm from CA. I'm supposed to be a easy-going, lazy freak...
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I'm from CA. I'm supposed to be a easy-going, lazy freak...
nork
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nork
You just called him a dead alien?
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You just called him a dead alien?
I mean business.
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I mean business.
Well Klax has said on numerous occasions, when he goes out, he wants to go out like Carradine, so it makes sense in a way.
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I need to make it this year.
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So I still haven't heard dick from the Navy about my OCS date so there's a chance that I'm still in for this.
If not, I expect you all to ruin your voices by wishing He Rape Me nothing but damnation to Hell. No redemption on the field.
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So I still haven't heard dick from the Navy about my OCS date so there's a chance that I'm still in for this.
If not, I expect you all to ruin your voices by wishing He Rape Me nothing but damnation to Hell. No redemption on the field.
I hope the Navy gets back to you soon...but i'm hoping you can attend as well.
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Less than 3 months dickheads.
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Less than 3 months dickheads.
it'll feel like 6 months, asshat.
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it'll feel like 6 months, asshat.
Everyday we're one step closer, stop whining.
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Everyday we're one step closer, stop whining.
You are falling down on the job with the titty countdown thread.
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You are falling down on the job with the titty countdown thread.
Wow totally forgot about that....duh.
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Wow totally forgot about that....duh.
too busy not eating pizza hut, bundle of sticks.
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too busy not eating pizza hut, bundle of sticks.
1 time doesn't make you a bundle of sticks, bundle of sticks.
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thin and crispy FTW
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Less than 3 months til I give head
it'll feel like 6 months til I receive
FYP
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FYP
He's rooming with you.
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He's rooming with you.
He has his own room for you to visit in the night.
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He has his own room for you to visit in the night.
I have ScotlandJet and my Dad to take care of, I am already doing jaw exercises.
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I'll be wearing this:
(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/266/e/7/maid_marian_chastity_belt_by_crichyrulz-d5fn9la.jpg)
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I'm looking at a new Camaro. I'm out.
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I'll be wearing this:
(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/266/e/7/maid_marian_chastity_belt_by_crichyrulz-d5fn9la.jpg)
But you wear that at home, big freaking deal.
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I'm looking at a new Camaro. I'm out.
Get new material, it's so tired already.
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Get new material, it's so tired already.
I'm watching SlapShot that weekend. I'm out.
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I'm watching SlapShot that weekend. I'm out.
Who are you kidding, you will bring your toys.
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I have ScotlandJet and my Dad to take care of, I am already doing jaw exercises.
November tailgate means I have to pack my Jet PJ's and possibly my dressing gown- in case we stay up jawing over our Cocoa.
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I need to start thinking about getting flights booked soon: do we have an itinerary yet?
Remind me, is it meet and greet Thursday at some low class bar with Thursday night football and then dinner at Carmines Friday followed by trawling gay night-clubs and Saturday dinner at the steak house? I seem to recall Badger offering to take charge of arrangements again. Can we get kick up the interest again please?
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I need to start thinking about getting flights booked soon: do we have an itinerary yet?
Remind me, is it meet and greet Thursday at some low class bar with Thursday night football and then dinner at Carmines Friday followed by trawling gay night-clubs and Saturday dinner at the steak house? I seem to recall Badger offering to take charge of arrangements again. Can we get kick up the interest again please?
We're definitely doing something on Thursday. I think my Dad and I are flying in on Wednesday and leaving that Monday. I will make the flight arrangements soon. But we are going to be doing something, Thursday thru Saturday and hopefully Wednesday as well.
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November tailgate means I have to pack my Jet PJ's and possibly my dressing gown- in case we stay up jawing over our Cocoa.
Haha I can hear you saying this in your best Scots lawn commercial accent.
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How I picture Scotlandjet:
"We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down."
(https://forum-s3.pinside.com/201306/931884/108697.jpg)
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I need to start thinking about getting flights booked soon: do we have an itinerary yet?
Remind me, is it meet and greet Thursday at some low class bar with Thursday night football and then dinner at Carmines Friday followed by trawling gay night-clubs and Saturday dinner at the steak house? I seem to recall Badger offering to take charge of arrangements again. Can we get kick up the interest again please?
I get in Thursday afternoon. Ditto for MB. We are staying with bojangles in midtown. Locations are up in the air for Friday and Saturday. I think some are returning to Ben and Jack's and some want to try a different spot. I know I don't intend to eat anywhere I've eaten before those nights, but I'm down to return to Gingerman's, Beer Authority, and anywhere else by day.
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I get in Thursday afternoon. Ditto for MB. We are staying with bojangles in midtown. Locations are up in the air for Friday and Saturday. I think some are returning to Ben and Jack's and some want to try a different spot. I know I don't intend to eat anywhere I've eaten before those nights, but I'm down to return to Gingerman's, Beer Authority, and anywhere else by day.
Was beer authority the place with the fancy bathrooms? I don't think I've been to Gingerman before. I'd be up for that Thursday night.
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Was beer authority the place with the fancy bathrooms? I don't think I've been to Gingerman before. I'd be up for that Thursday night.
Yes, BA had the crazy nice bathrooms. It would actually be a great place for SNF after the game/tailgate.
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Yes, BA had the crazy nice bathrooms. It would actually be a great place for SNF after the game/tailgate.
Sounds good to me. As far as Sat. night, on one hand I really like Ben and Jack's, but I also would like to try another place at some point. I'll probably go back to Ben and Jack's if that's what the crowd does. Or McDonald's with MB. We'll see.
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McDonalds is for breakfast only.
(http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/browbeat/2013/11/03/key_peele_continental_breakfast_sketch_what_s_european_about_a_hotel_breakfast/1383342189.jpg.CROP.thumbnail-small.jpg)
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I get in Thursday afternoon. Ditto for MB. We are staying with bojangles in midtown. Locations are up in the air for Friday and Saturday. I think some are returning to Ben and Jack's and some want to try a different spot. I know I don't intend to eat anywhere I've eaten before those nights, but I'm down to return to Gingerman's, Beer Authority, and anywhere else by day.
So you're out for Ben and Jack's?
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McDonalds is for breakfast only.
(http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/browbeat/2013/11/03/key_peele_continental_breakfast_sketch_what_s_european_about_a_hotel_breakfast/1383342189.jpg.CROP.thumbnail-small.jpg)
There are a million great breakfast joints in the city why would eat at that pooper?
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There are a million great breakfast joints in the city why would eat at that pooper?
Because McDonalds breakfast is food cocaine. I've been clean for over a year...but i know i'll fall off the wagon in November.
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I feel the Beer Authority isn't the place it was when it first opened up, its changed a bit (for the worse, me, Puck and Badger actually left after one beer once because they were blasting music for no good reason at all) but, for a group our size, the decent food and beer selection, and the easy-to-get-to location it's probably still a great option. Plus, you guys are in love with the bathrooms.
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I feel the Beer Authority isn't the place it was when it first opened up, its changed a bit (for the worse, me, Puck and Badger actually left after one beer once because they were blasting music for no good reason at all) but, for a group our size, the decent food and beer selection, and the easy-to-get-to location it's probably still a great option. Plus, you guys are in love with the bathrooms.
I'm looking forward to taking a excrement there.
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I feel the Beer Authority isn't the place it was when it first opened up, its changed a bit (for the worse, me, Puck and Badger actually left after one beer once because they were blasting music for no good reason at all) but, for a group our size, the decent food and beer selection, and the easy-to-get-to location it's probably still a great option. Plus, you guys are in love with the bathrooms.
I thought it improved over that garbage we saw that night. At least I was having a pretty good time the last night I was there with all Badger, you and my friends/customers. Then again I had a great time at the other bar we went to, I can't recall the name.
In principle you're correct though.
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I'm looking forward to taking a excrement there.
I am sure it will be the highlight of the trip.
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I feel the Beer Authority isn't the place it was when it first opened up, its changed a bit (for the worse, me, Puck and Badger actually left after one beer once because they were blasting music for no good reason at all) but, for a group our size, the decent food and beer selection, and the easy-to-get-to location it's probably still a great option. Plus, you guys are in love with the bathrooms.
You don't have to tell me twice. I'm very much ok with going to different places. I just didn't want to be a pain in the derriere by not being willing to go anywhere we've gone before.
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The BA is perfect because of the size, location etc.
I will go anywhere, I don't give a freak. We're going to be in the city having fun, with a bunch of funloving assholes I only get to see 1 week out of the stinking year. If that's the theme this year, lets go to different places.
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So you're out for Ben and Jack's?
Yes. There are a ton of great steakhouses I want to try. Loved Ben and Jack's, not going to try to convince anyone else not to go, but if anyone wants to try a different place, that's where we'll be. The same goes for Friday. I'm not a fan of Carmine's, but I get why it's a big group place. Happy to split off and go somewhere else for dinner if that becomes the place to go.
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Yes. There are a ton of great steakhouses I want to try. Loved Ben and Jack's, not going to try to convince anyone else not to go, but if anyone wants to try a different place, that's where we'll be. The same goes for Friday. I'm not a fan of Carmine's, but I get why it's a big group place. Happy to split off and go somewhere else for dinner if that becomes the place to go.
Carmines was not the plan this year. I thought we were going to the Dinosaur. My understanding was Friday was the change night, Saturday night was the annual ritual. I would prefer to stick to the same place, Ben and Jacks, but I don't want to be the only one there.
The only problem with Dinosaur is it's in Harlem. That's a pretty long way from where we normally hang.
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Carmines was not the plan this year. I thought we were going to the Dinosaur. My understanding was Friday was the change night, Saturday night was the annual ritual. I would prefer to stick to the same place, Ben and Jacks, but I don't want to be the only one there.
The only problem with Dinosaur is it's in Harlem. That's a pretty long way from where we normally hang.
I thought Dinosaur was off the table for the distance. I mentioned a few other places, but people seemed reluctant.
I don't think anyone else was out for Ben and Jack's aside from MB and myself. I just don't get out to NY as often as I'd like, and there are several steakhouses that have been highly recommended. I want to try somewhere else. Again, not going to try to convince anyone else to go. Ben and Jack's is reliably good.
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I thought Dinosaur was off the table for the distance. I mentioned a few other places, but people seemed reluctant.
I don't think anyone else was out for Ben and Jack's aside from MB and myself. I just don't get out to NY as often as I'd like, and there are several steakhouses that have been highly recommended. I want to try somewhere else. Again, not going to try to convince anyone else to go. Ben and Jack's is reliably good.
Ok well lets get the Friday night option thing going. 1 is Dinosaur and I have no idea what you mentioned. I am sure we can come to a consensus other than Carmines. Like you said, Carmines is decent food, nothing special at all, it's just tailor made for big groups.
I get how you don't want to go back to B & J.
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Ok well lets get the Friday night option thing going. 1 is Dinosaur and I have no idea what you mentioned. I am sure we can come to a consensus other than Carmines. Like you said, Carmines is decent food, nothing special at all, it's just tailor made for big groups.
I get how you don't want to go back to B & J.
I think we should hit this place up on Thursday. Maybe Badger can check it out in advance:
http://www.hillcountryny.com/menu
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And if people want Italian, why not somewhere like Rubirosa? It's much better than Carmine's.
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Carmines was excellent last year- perfect for big groups, food was pretty reasonable and there was some tasty derriere in there too - I think we ate and drank all night and the outlay was $40 including tip- ridiculous!
I'm up for anything though. I will champion Ben and Jacks for Saturday if for nothing else it has always been outstanding.
Hey- I'm getting excited!
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I'm in for Ben & Jacks as my #1. But if IJR wants to be a lady garden-face and try to steer everyone else to a different steakhouse, I'll go with what everyone else wants.
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These restaurants have korean BBQ options right? What's on tap for gluten free beer?
also, make sure you bring a little extra dough to cover the gratuity as I don't believe in tipping.
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they can split the check right?
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I thought it improved over that garbage we saw that night. At least I was having a pretty good time the last night I was there with all Badger, you and my friends/customers. Then again I had a great time at the other bar we went to, I can't recall the name.
In principle you're correct though.
The last time we were there was pretty good. I have no problem with meeting here simply because its one of the few places that can handle our sized crowd. Rattle n Hum (the bar we were at a couple months ago) is my favorite bar, but its definitely too small for us. Especially when its s little cooler around here and NYC is totally hopping.
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I think we should hit this place up on Thursday. Maybe Badger can check it out in advance:
http://www.hillcountryny.com/menu
I've been to Hill Country. I suggested it at some point. It's perfect for buying your own stuff, it's cafeteria style eating. They have decent beer and their BBQ is pretty good. I liked it when I was there.
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These restaurants have korean BBQ options right? What's on tap for gluten free beer?
also, make sure you bring a little extra dough to cover the gratuity as I don't believe in tipping.
This freaking guy...
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they can split the check right?
How about this, we will tell you where we are going and you just meet us there.
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I'm in for Ben & Jacks as my #1. But if IJR wants to be a lady garden-face and try to steer everyone else to a different steakhouse, I'll go with what everyone else wants.
Yes, because that's exactly what I said. MB and I already figured we would be the only two going elsewhere.
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I've been to Hill Country. I suggested it at some point. It's perfect for buying your own stuff, it's cafeteria style eating. They have decent beer and their BBQ is pretty good. I liked it when I was there.
Cafeteria style? Lol that will be a first for our group.
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Yes, because that's exactly what I said. MB and I already figured we would be the only two going elsewhere.
Should i bring a corsage?
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Cafeteria style? Lol that will be a first for our group.
It's basically stations (chicken at one, ribs or brisket at another, sides at another, etc), and you have a tray and you can go to whatever station you want and get whatever food you want and there's a cashier and you pay for whatever is on the tray and you can get your beverage at the register. You'd be paying for whatever you eat, so there'd be no splitting of checks or anything like that.
The food is really good. I liked the layout, it's a big restaurant. I was there a few years ago, so I don't know if they've changed anything since then.
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How about this, we will tell you where we are going and you just meet us there.
and miss out on all of the oral sex during the cab ride?
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Yes, because that's exactly what I said. MB and I already figured we would be the only two going elsewhere.
No need to get your panties in a wad.
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Should i bring a corsage?
Only if you were expecting anal.
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Yes, because that's exactly what I said. MB and I already figured we would be the only two going elsewhere.
awwww....that's cute. ;)
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It's basically stations (chicken at one, ribs or brisket at another, sides at another, etc), and you have a tray and you can go to whatever station you want and get whatever food you want and there's a cashier and you pay for whatever is on the tray and you can get your beverage at the register. You'd be paying for whatever you eat, so there'd be no splitting of checks or anything like that.
The food is really good. I liked the layout, it's a big restaurant. I was there a few years ago, so I don't know if they've changed anything since then.
Is there a shrimp/seafood station for Iggy and MB? If there's not I don't think we can go to that place.
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and miss out on all of the oral sex during the cab ride?
hahahaha
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Is there a shrimp/seafood station for Iggy and MB? If there's not I don't think we can go to that place.
I love shrimp.
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awwww....that's cute. ;)
You never go to the steak joint with us, so you can't bust his balls.
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I love shrimping.
Say whaaaaaa?
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Say whaaaaaa?
He does that when taking a pee.
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I wont be present on Friday night, so I really only have a vote for Saturday. In that case, I'll suggest we stick to tradition at B&J's, but I'm open to anything. I actually wouldn't be opposed to something other than a steakhouse. Wouldn't mind carb-loading on a excrement ton of pasta before a day of epic binge drinking. Wouldn't want to lose my lunch all over the row in front of me.
I can still see MB's face of disgust when Chrebet86 upchucked his tailgate food.
(http://i1310.photobucket.com/albums/s643/klaximilian/294DFB5D-751C-4328-B6DD-36099C64AAA6_zpsdsr52iyj.jpg) (http://s1310.photobucket.com/user/klaximilian/media/294DFB5D-751C-4328-B6DD-36099C64AAA6_zpsdsr52iyj.jpg.html)
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He has seats next to MBGreen this year. I made sure of it.
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*facepalm*
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You never go to the steak joint with us, so you can't bust his balls.
Gee...sorry. Considering people like me have to get everything ready for the tailgate (food, tables, set-up, etc) the next morning AND hang out Thursday and Friday night, I'm well within my rights to break anybody's balls about anything I deem breakable.
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He has seats next to MBGreen this year. I made sure of it.
Make sure I'm at least one seat away for Fozzi. I don't want to relive the moment I realized he was pissing in a beer cup as he was brushing up against my shoulder trying to shake it out. SMH.
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Make sure I'm at least one seat away for Fozzi. I don't want to relive the moment I realize he was pissing in a beer cup as he was brushing up against my shoulder trying to shake it out. SMH.
Holy excrement. That happened?
That's pretty freaking gnarly.
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Make sure I'm at least one seat away for Fozzi. I don't want to relive the moment I realized he was pissing in a beer cup as he was brushing up against my shoulder trying to shake it out. SMH.
MB is between Fozzi and Chrebet. I haven't set any other seats.
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Is there a shrimp/seafood station for Iggy and MB? If there's not I don't think we can go to that place.
I doubt it. It's a BBQ place. Maybe boiled shrimp or some kind of boil in general, that's all I can think of.
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I wont be present on Friday night, so I really only have a vote for Saturday. In that case, I'll suggest we stick to tradition at B&J's, but I'm open to anything. I actually wouldn't be opposed to something other than a steakhouse. Wouldn't mind carb-loading on a excrement ton of pasta before a day of epic binge drinking. Wouldn't want to lose my lunch all over the row in front of me.
Isn't that exactly what you did the last time you had Ben and Jack's? Lost your dinner all around the city.
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awwww....that's cute. ;)
Dude, I'm telling them to bust out ALL the candles.
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Gee...sorry. Considering people like me have to get everything ready for the tailgate (food, tables, set-up, etc) the next morning AND hang out Thursday and Friday night, I'm well within my rights to break anybody's balls about anything I deem breakable.
Stop your whining, Lagunitas doesn't suck, you suck.
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I doubt it. It's a BBQ place. Maybe boiled shrimp or some kind of boil in general, that's all I can think of.
Hill Counrty on Thursday night?
Friday night is?
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Isn't that exactly what you did the last time you had Ben and Jack's? Lost your dinner all around the city.
I wouldn't say "all" around, but pretty much...yea. I was sick though, it had nothing to do with alcohol. I'm sure you remember though.
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(http://media.giphy.com/media/6HFUDKwlWcAbC/giphy.gif)
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I wouldn't say "all" around, but pretty much...yea. I was sick though, it had nothing to do with alcohol. I'm sure you remember though.
True. You did swallow a lot of Puck's semen that afternoon.
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hahahaha
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True. You did swallow a lot of Puck's semen that afternoon.
woah horsey, wut?
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True. You did swallow a lot of Puck's semen that afternoon.
Awkward...
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woah horsey, wut?
Oh excrement, you thought he spit?
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Oh excrement, you thought he spit?
He always looked like the swallowing type.
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Hill Counrty on Thursday night?
Friday night is?
That's up to you clowns. I would think that you know me well enough to know all I care about are the beverages.
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That's up to you clowns. I would think that you know me well enough to know all I care about are the beverages.
Yeah you never eat:
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Yeah you never eat:
(http://media0.giphy.com/media/u6Msaot7f7V8k/giphy.gif)
You are retarded. I don't care where we eat, that's my point. I'll eat at the freaking halal stand. Thursday night, whatever the plan is...fine. Friday night, I have work until after 8, so you clowns will have eaten already so I'll meet you wherever you are.
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He always looked like the swallowing type.
I don't recall ever sharing cab with any of you queers.
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You are retarded. I don't care where we eat, that's my point. I'll eat at the freaking halal stand. Thursday night, whatever the plan is...fine. Friday night, I have work until after 8, so you clowns will have eaten already so I'll meet you wherever you are.
You're sniffing too much diesel, relax man.
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You're sniffing too much diesel, relax man.
And, as usual, you're sniffing too much man derriere. Relax, the tailgate will be here soon enough.
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I'd give you another tag, but "Puck is a homo" sums it up rather nicely.
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I'd give you another tag, but "Puck is a homo" sums it up rather nicely.
Hahaha I gifted you one.
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Maybe we should revisit this thread when it's not sandy vagina day on JO.
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Hahaha I gifted you one.
*slaps self in head* No excrement.
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Maybe we should revisit this thread when it's not sandy vagina day on JO.
It's Puck. It's always been Puck.
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It's Puck. It's always been Puck.
He's directing that at you. You seem angry. I am smiling like a 25 year old that just got laid, minus the broad and 19 years of course.
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Maybe we should revisit this thread when it's not sandy vagina day on JO.
What would a day be like if someone wasn't pissed off here.
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He's directing that at you. You seem angry. I am smiling like a 25 year old that just got laid, minus the broad and 19 years of course.
Nah...it's always been you. You're the caretaker, Mr. Puck, you've always been the caretaker.
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What would a day be like if someone wasn't pissed off here.
A day without Puck, that's what a day would be like. :)
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He's directing that at you. You seem angry. I am smiling like a 25 year old that just got laid, minus the broad and 19 years of course.
I wasn't directing that at him. I was directing that at all of us. Lots of sniping in here today.
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A day without Puck, that's what a day would be like. :)
Haha
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I wasn't directing that at him. I was directing that at all of us. Lots of sniping in here today.
The tailgate brings the best out of all of us.
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I wasn't directing that at him. I was directing that at all of us. Lots of sniping in here today.
I don't think anyone was seriously bothered by any of the back and forth in this thread. Maybe it's just you?
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I wasn't directing that at him. I was directing that at all of us. Lots of sniping in here today.
That's what this thread is for, I have been laughing all day. I didn't know I was supposed to take all of this serious. Can you please send the memo next time. Unless of course you really mean MBGreen bought a ball gag and leather outfit for Bo.
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And, Puck? Nice edit. You come out smelling like that turd Koz's brother-in-law left in that port-a-potty. As usual.
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I'd give you another tag, but "Puck is a homo" sums it up rather nicely.
An admin should create that as a blanket tag to cover the entire board.
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Why do any of you clowns take Iggy seriously?
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That's what this thread is for, I have been laughing all day. I didn't know I was supposed to take all of this serious. Can you please send the memo next time. Unless of course you really mean MBGreen bought a ball gag and leather outfit for Bo.
Yep. More gay excrement. Shocking
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And, Puck? Nice edit. You come out smelling like that turd Koz's brother-in-law left in that port-a-potty. As usual.
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1609758/what-chu-talkin-bout-o.gif)
What you talking about Willis?
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Yep. More gay excrement. Shocking
Yep Shocking:
I'd give you another tag, but "Puck is a homo" sums it up rather nicely.
And, as usual, you're sniffing too much man derriere. Relax, the tailgate will be here soon enough.
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Congregation of Assholes pretty much covers it as well.
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Congregation of Assholes pretty much covers it as well.
There's tons of tags that sum up the talgate.
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Yep Shocking:
All Gay All the Time seems appropriate as well.
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Yep Shocking:
You go gay every post. I just sprinkle it in occasionally. And, just for You.
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so does 99% of the board here. Gay jokes = gold. (see tag: no tired old joke left unflogged)
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You go gay every post. I just sprinkle it in occasionally. And, just for You.
Hahaha you're so hyper sensitive today, have you taken a midol or two it will help with your cramps. I forgot they returned with the advent of the birth of your daughter. I hope your bleeding isn't too bad.
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so does 99% of the board here. Gay jokes = gold. (see tag: no tired old joke left unflogged)
That might be a more accurate description of the tailgate then "congregation of assholes", which is a hair south of, dead on balls accurate.
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We have to find a restaurant where they don't serve sugar, processed foods, or wheat. Otherwise Puck won't be able to keep up in his pee-wee hockey league.
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We have to find a restaurant where they don't serve sugar, processed foods, or wheat. Otherwise Puck won't be able to keep up in his pee-wee hockey league.
Resorting to theft of Eyedea's material. You're sinking to new heights man, specifically 5'2". hahaha
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Resorting to theft of Eyedea's material. You're sinking to new heights man, specifically 5'2". hahaha
I'm looking out for you, brutha.
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That might be a more accurate description of the tailgate then "congregation of assholes", which is a hair south of, dead on balls accurate.
So is Puck is a homo.
If I can deal with the excrement I've been dealing with lately, you're a piece of cake, sailor.
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Whoa whoa whoa, guys! Take it easy.
What's with all the hostility in here?
8)
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We have to find a restaurant where they don't serve sugar, processed foods, or wheat. Otherwise Puck won't be able to keep up in his pee-wee hockey league.
This may be the weakest attempt at a joke I've seen in a long time. And that includes all my jokes....
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So is Puck is a homo.
If I can deal with the excrement I've been dealing with lately, you're a piece of cake, sailor.
Totally, the wife I have been taking care of for the last 8 years is really named Bruce. Would any heterosexual male be in total love with Tammy:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Miamipuck/TammyBaby1.jpg)
Oh and trust me Sailor, I can most likely beat you with the excrement I have been going through the last 4 months.
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I'm pretty sure Puck gets a txt alert every time someone makes a post on this board.
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I don't think anyone was seriously bothered by any of the back and forth in this thread. Maybe it's just you?
I'm not bothered. Just wanted to make sure no one was going to throw a fit and suddenly quit the site.
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I'm pretty sure Puck gets a txt alert every time someone makes a post on this board.
Just got one now. Sup Bro?
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Totally, the wife I have been taking care of for the last 8 years is really named Bruce. Would any heterosexual male be in total love with Tammy:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Miamipuck/TammyBaby1.jpg)
Oh and trust me Sailor, I can most likely beat you with the excrement I have been going through the last 4 months.
Look at the sadness in that dog's eyes. If i was owned by Puck, I'd have a certain amount of sadness in my eyes, too.
Someone do an icebucket challenge for poor Tammy.
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"In the eyes of the ANGELLLSSSSS"
/Sarah McLaughlin
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Oh and trust me Sailor, I can most likely beat you with the excrement I have been going through the last 4 months.
Are you two going to play "Who wants the most life problems?" I'll be over here with the popcorn.
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Look at the sadness in that dog's eyes. If i was owned by Puck, I'd have a certain amount of sadness in my eyes, too.
Someone do an icebucket challenge for poor Tammy.
She's probably the happiest dog on the planet. Well less is now that she has leukemia, but she is one happy puppy.
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Are you two going to play "Who wants the most life problems?" I'll be over here with the popcorn.
No I never bother the board with my excrement, I just mention it casually when it's really bad.
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Are you two going to play "Who wants the most life problems?" I'll be over here with the popcorn.
Tammy, obviously, duh
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No I never bother the board with my excrement, I just mention it casually when it's really bad.
I'm a drama queen. I figured you all knew that by now.
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No I never bother the board with my excrement, I just mention it casually when it's really bad.
It wasn't a bother when guinness did it. Not at all. Don't criticize the man for turning to us with his issues. What the freak is wrong with you?
stirring the excrement, stirring the excrement
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I'm a drama queen. I figured you all knew that by now.
With Beer there's:
There's Heineken and Heineken light.
With JO Drama Queens there's:
MBgreen and MBgreen light.
You're MBGreen Light.
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Just don't refer to me by my real name and we're fine. god forbid, someone outs me as a member of this thought provoking, influential board.
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With Beer there's:
There's Heineken and Heineken light.
With JO Drama Queens there's:
There's also MBgreen and MBgreen light.
You're MBGreen Light.
Where's the Liberace category for you?
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Where's the Liberace category for you?
Go for it Zeke.
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I'm going to try and make it. Not a fan of drinking Jack at 11 am but it wouldn't be the first time.
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I'm going to try and make it. Not a fan of drinking Jack at 11 am but it wouldn't be the first time.
I'm sure this thread is a real selling point to hangout with any of us.
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I'm going to try and make it. Not a fan of drinking Jack at 11 am but it wouldn't be the first time.
We are having tryouts for Hobbes position. You're welcome to audition.
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This may be the weakest attempt at a joke I've seen in a long time. And that includes all my jokes....
And yet, zero fucks were given.
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This may be the weakest attempt at a joke I've seen in a long time. And that includes all my jokes....
Yeah but look at the source.
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Yeah but look at the source.
I should've added "20% above cost" to the joke...give it some Puck flare.
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I should've added "20% above cost" to the joke...give it some Puck flare.
That would have been funny.
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MBGreen shows up /thread
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we get junc to show up and then it's a party
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I'm not bothered. Just wanted to make sure no one was going to throw a fit and suddenly quit the site.
Quit the site? Bahahahahaha.
Take a second and think about how retarded that sounds. "Man, you quit the site."
BTW, there was no "site to quit" in case you forgot. Now please go grab a tissue.
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I'm sure this thread is a real selling point to hangout with any of us.
Haha, everyone is a lot of fun in person.
My biggest issue is scheduling, last year was my 10th anniversary, this year it's a morning game. Hate to miss two in a row though. Is Kenny bringing his girls?
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who quit the site? looked like that comment was aimed at no one specific
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I'm not bothered. Just wanted to make sure no one was going to throw a fit and suddenly quit the site.
his thread is gold today.Quit the site? Bahahahahaha.
Take a second and think about how retarded that sounds. "Man, you quit the site."
BTW, there was no "site to quit" in case you forgot. Now please go grab a tissue.
This thread is gold today.
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Haha, everyone is a lot of fun in person.
My biggest issue is scheduling, last year was my 10th anniversary, this year it's a morning game. Hate to miss two in a row though. Is Kenny bringing his girls?
I don't know where Ukk has been, period. Good question.
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I don't know where Ukk has been, period. Good question.
He had a harem and Ray Riced one of his bitches. He's been in jail. That's what happens when Goodell and Johnny English can't protect you.
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who quit the site? looked like that comment was aimed at no one specific
Haha, no it was very clearly aimed at me. ;)
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we get junc to show up and then it's a party
He showed up 3 years ago. I was blown away by how "normal" he seemed.
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He showed up 3 years ago. I was blown away by how "normal" he seemed.
I heard him arguing with the chain link fence, he won.
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I heard him arguing with the chain link fence, he won.
I saw that argument. No, he didn't.
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I saw that argument. No, he didn't.
I was just going by Junc's account of things.
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I have no tags in this thread. I feel unimportant.
I'm quitting the site.
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Quit the site? Bahahahahaha.
Take a second and think about how retarded that sounds. "Man, you quit the site."
BTW, there was no "site to quit" in case you forgot. Now please go grab a tissue.
You know what would be a great name? Mothimilian.
I need no tissue. I'm just going to jerk off I to a pool of your tears instead. No cleanup!
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I have no tags in this thread. I feel unimportant.
I'm quitting the site.
By all means have some of mine.
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You know what would be a great name? Mothimilian.
I need no tissue. I'm just going to jerk off I to a pool of your tears instead. No cleanup!
Heh, good luck rubbing that one out. Your material will be "dry."
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By all means have some of mine.
You've got more than enough for everyone likely to be in attendance.
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He showed up 3 years ago. I was blown away by how "normal" he seemed.
Same here. He introduced himself and I almost didn't believe him, we watched the Giants lose their game. I tried to get him on this board, maybe it was the last one, I don't remember.
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Heh, good luck rubbing that one out. Your material will be "dry."
Don't stop. Almost done. Give me a few more drops aaaaaand atta boy.
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Don't stop. Almost done. Give me a few more drops aaaaaand atta boy.
Well, this is fun.
I don't think anyone around here saw anyone other than you whining about "quitting the site." Clearly you can't see past your own tears to notice where that puddle came from.
Maybe you should bottle those tears so you can wash down the meds you clearly forgot to take today.
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So...Ben & Jacks is out then. Cool.
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Same here. He introduced himself and I almost didn't believe him, we watched the Giants lose their game. I tried to get him on this board, maybe it was the last one, I don't remember.
He's a member here, but he's only posted a couple of times.
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He's a member here, but he's only posted a couple of times.
he feels more important at the other site.
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So...Ben & Jacks is out then. Cool.
For you absolutely, for Klax, Scotlandjet, Bojangles, The Tongue, Badger, and I, not so much. Cool.
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he feels more important at the other site.
Get him a tailgate taxi ride, he will feel real impotent.
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Well, this is fun.
I don't think anyone around here saw anyone other than you whining about "quitting the site." Clearly you can't see past your own tears to notice where that puddle came from.
Maybe you should bottle those tears so you can wash down the meds you clearly forgot to take today.
Oh excrement, we're going again! Hang on, let me lube up again. You just keep blubbering.
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For you absolutely, for Klax, Scotlandjet, Bojangles, The Tongue, Badger, and I, not so much. Cool.
have fun
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Not really. The moment I get too personal I'll get deleted on Facebook and we won't see him for three months.
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Not really. The moment I get too personal I'll get deleted on Facebook and we won't see him for three months.
hahah
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So...Ben & Jacks is out then. Cool.
For you absolutely, for Klax, Scotlandjet, Bojangles, The Tongue, Badger, and I, not so much. Cool.
What's more important to you guys? Eating at your #1 choice on Saturday night, or meeting up a consensus spot?
I don't see the point in flying (in my case cross-country) to meet up with you goons, just to split up. But I have no issue with it if that's what everyone wants to do.
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Not really. The moment I get too personal I'll get deleted on Facebook and we won't see him for three months.
Your tenacity is admirable.
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Your tenacity is admirable.
I have been blessed with incredibly resilient loins and the wrist strength of a young Popeye the sailorman.
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What's more important to you guys? Eating at your #1 choice on Saturday night, or meeting up a consensus spot?
I don't see the point in flying (in my case cross-country) to meet up with you goons, just to split up. But I have no issue with it if that's what everyone wants to do.
I mean, it's both. I wouldn't be coming that weekend if it weren't for the tailgate, but it's also the one time out of the year I can go to New York. Any other weekend and I'd have to bring the whole family, which is insanely expensive and not on the top of my wife's list of vacation destinations.
So, I'm halfway between Puck and Johnny English. I intend to spend most of the weekend with all of you guys, but I absolutely want to get some new stuff in as well. I'm sure as hell not going to be like JE and only come to the tailgate. I'll be with the gang of assholes most of the weekend. We're all big boys, we don't have to be tied to each other the whole time. Had MB not wanted to break from B&J as well, I had intended to meet up with friends in the city.
So, just to clarify again: not asking/expecting/hoping for anyone else to want to break from tradition. I just don't see the big deal about not hanging out that one night if people have other things they want to do.
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I mean, it's both. I wouldn't be coming that weekend if it weren't for the tailgate, but it's also the one time out of the year I can go to New York. Any other weekend and I'd have to bring the whole family, which is insanely expensive and not on the top of my wife's list of vacation destinations.
So, I'm halfway between Puck and Johnny English. I intend to spend most of the weekend with all of you guys, but I absolutely want to get some new stuff in as well. I'm sure as hell not going to be like JE and only come to the tailgate. I'll be with the gang of assholes most of the weekend. We're all big boys, we don't have to be tied to each other the whole time. Had MB not wanted to break from B&J as well, I had intended to meet up with friends in the city.
So, just to clarify again: not asking/expecting/hoping for anyone else to want to break from tradition. I just don't see the big deal about not hanging out that one night if people have other things they want to do.
It's not that big of a deal, but perhaps I'd prefer to meet up with everyone because I'm literally coming in to NY on Saturday...so I'll miss out on a night or two of shenanigans.
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It's not that big of a deal, but perhaps I'd prefer to meet up with everyone because I'm literally coming in to NY on Saturday...so I'll miss out on a night or two of shenanigans.
Ah. Maybe group dinner should be swapped, then to get more people out on Saturday.
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Ah. Maybe group dinner should be swapped, then to get more people out on Saturday.
That's not necessary. I'm coming later for personal reasons, no need to make everyone change plans.
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I mean, it's both. I wouldn't be coming that weekend if it weren't for the tailgate, but it's also the one time out of the year I can go to New York. Any other weekend and I'd have to bring the whole family, which is insanely expensive and not on the top of my wife's list of vacation destinations.
So, I'm halfway between Puck and Johnny English. I intend to spend most of the weekend with all of you guys, but I absolutely want to get some new stuff in as well. I'm sure as hell not going to be like JE and only come to the tailgate. I'll be with the gang of assholes most of the weekend. We're all big boys, we don't have to be tied to each other the whole time. Had MB not wanted to break from B&J as well, I had intended to meet up with friends in the city.
So, just to clarify again: not asking/expecting/hoping for anyone else to want to break from tradition. I just don't see the big deal about not hanging out that one night if people have other things they want to do.
Liar, you're way closer to me.
Honestly, I prefer the tradition thing but if the majority doesn't want to then obviously I won't .
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Liar, you're way closer to me.
Honestly, I prefer the tradition thing but if the majority doesn't want to then obviously I won't .
Pretty sure we are right at a happy medium right now where everyone (almost?) can have what they want. The rest is silly.
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I'm sure as hell not going to be like JE and only come to the tailgate. I'll be with the gang of assholes most of the weekend.
The main reason I do that is because I come down with Mrs English, and much as she enjoys getting drunk with you tools she doesn't want to do it all weekend - she wants to go and take photos, to go to a Michelin starred restaurant, to shop and generally tourist for a day or two. I get that.
If I was coming down on my own I'd probably spend the weekend hanging out with you - it's not because I think you're cunts. (Well, I do, but that's not why I only do the game with you.)
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The main reason I do that is because I come down with Mrs English, and much as she enjoys getting drunk with you tools she doesn't want to do it all weekend - she wants to go and take photos, to go to a Michelin starred restaurant, to shop and generally tourist for a day or two. I get that.
If I was coming down on my own I'd probably spend the weekend hanging out with you - it's not because I think you're cunts. (Well, I do, but that's not why I only do the game with you.)
I'm sure you'll meet us in the city for a beer, like you did last year, no?
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The main reason I do that is because I come down with Mrs English, and much as she enjoys getting drunk with you tools she doesn't want to do it all weekend - she wants to go and take photos, to go to a Michelin starred restaurant, to shop and generally tourist for a day or two. I get that.
If I was coming down on my own I'd probably spend the weekend hanging out with you - it's not because I think you're cunts. (Well, I do, but that's not why I only do the game with you.)
If you really wanted to hang out with us, you'd leave your wife at home.
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I'm sure you'll meet us in the city for a beer, like you did last year, no?
Almost certainly.
If you really wanted to hang out with us, you'd leave your wife at home.
You're a smart guy.
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When JE uses the word queynte, he means that with nothing but the utmost respect.
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When JE uses the word queynte, he means that with nothing but the utmost respect.
Shut up queynte.
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I might only be in for Saturday too, I'm not sure if I can make friday. I'll eat wherever Tommy wants.
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I'll eat wherever Tommy wants.
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Well, we found our Friday night destination. MB and Puck's dad featured in two simultaneous recreations of the infamous taxi photo.
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Tammy, obviously, duh
1 week ban
No real names on the board, please.
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I'm going to try and make it. Not a fan of drinking Jack at 11 am but it wouldn't be the first time.
11? That's a late start for a 1 PM game.
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He's directing that at you. You seem angry. I am smiling like a 25 year old that just got laid, minus the broad and 19 years of course.
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I thought Dinosaur was off the table for the distance. I mentioned a few other places, but people seemed reluctant.
I don't think anyone else was out for Ben and Jack's aside from MB and myself. I just don't get out to NY as often as I'd like, and there are several steakhouses that have been highly recommended. I want to try somewhere else. Again, not going to try to convince anyone else to go. Ben and Jack's is reliably good.
As far as I knew Dinosaur was still the frontrunner for Friday night.
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As far as I knew Dinosaur was still the frontrunner for Friday night.
I'm down. Scratch that other place for Thursday, then. Tbh, I wouldn't mind going to Quality Meats on Thursday.
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I seem to recall Badger offering to take charge of arrangements again.
This is my approach to this year's plans:
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I'm down. Scratch that other place for Thursday, then. Tbh, I wouldn't mind going to Quality Meats on Thursday.
It's too early to decide anything anyway, we're just spinning our wheels.
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It's too early to decide anything anyway, we're just spinning our wheels.
Too late. Just made reservations.
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I'm down. Scratch that other place for Thursday, then. Tbh, I wouldn't mind going to Quality Meats on Thursday.
Quality meats? MB is down for that? On Thursday or Saturday?
Edit: That place is pretty damn expensive.
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Yeah. He was down for it.
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For whenever. I don't know when people will be in, but I get in at 2:46 on Thursday.
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That place is pretty damn expensive.
I don't think price was the reason for not wanting to do Ben and Jack's. It wasn't for me. I'd just like to try somewhere else, and I've heard great things about that place. It looks like it's comparably priced.
EDIT: I'd imagine it would be an easier place to go on Thursday, and it's walking distance from where we're staying.
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Yeah. He was down for it.
Shocking, he was crying like a baby about Ben and Jacks.
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Shocking, he was crying like a baby about Ben and Jacks.
Ok, so maybe I'll be dining with other friends after all. I'll point him to a gyro stand.
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Ok, so maybe I'll be dining with other friends after all. I'll point him to a gyro stand.
Don't tell him about the price tell him they have pepperoni stir fry. excrement that's quality meat to him.
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what are you guys eating for lunch Friday? I want to make sure I pack the same type of sandwich
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Hi BOYZ! Fresh back from the Bermuda trip. You guys still having this thing?
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Hi BOYZ! Fresh back from the Bermuda trip. You guys still having this thing?
We all cancelled, because F.U. Koz.
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I don't think price was the reason for not wanting to do Ben and Jack's. It wasn't for me. I'd just like to try somewhere else, and I've heard great things about that place. It looks like it's comparably priced.
EDIT: I'd imagine it would be an easier place to go on Thursday, and it's walking distance from where we're staying.
I thought Thursday was "meet & greet" followed by Thursday night football?
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I thought Thursday was "meet & greet" followed by Thursday night football?
We are just doing a wee bit of planning. lol
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Thursday we make our name tags that we will wear all weekend.
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Thursday we make our name tags that we will wear all weekend.
I like this idea- anyone not wearing their badge gets fined and proceeds to Chris's fund.
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I don't think price was the reason for not wanting to do Ben and Jack's. It wasn't for me. I'd just like to try somewhere else, and I've heard great things about that place. It looks like it's comparably priced.
EDIT: I'd imagine it would be an easier place to go on Thursday, and it's walking distance from where we're staying.
I was just thinking are you guys having us around for some cocktails and canapés at any time over the weekend?
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I was just thinking are you guys having us around for some cocktails and canapés at any time over the weekend?
Where are you staying? Come on by. MB will have on his best formal g-string to greet you at the door.
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I went to FootballGuys.com and rated this tailgate.
It told me that Derek Smalls will be the best at everything there.
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Where are you staying? Come on by. MB will have on his best formal g-string to greet you at the door.
yep...because my balls will be my name tag. "M" on the left ball, "B" on the right.
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yep...because my balls will be my name tag. "M" on the left ball, "B" on the right. "The Tongue" in the middle.
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hahahaha!
*shudder*
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yep...because my balls will be my name tag. "M" on the left ball, "B" on the right.
We know this is one gigantic lie.
You have no freaking balls.
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I thought Thursday was "meet & greet" followed by Thursday night football?
Bitch ain't nothing set in stone.
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I was just thinking are you guys having us around for some cocktails and canapés at any time over the weekend?
You could have had that every day until you decided to spend half the weekend on the LIRR.
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You could have had that every day until you decided to spend half the weekend on the LIRR.
Leave our boy toy alone.
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Leave our boy toy alone.
Sorry. It's just a sad day when a man realizes he's too old to stay in Manhattan any more.
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I was just thinking are you guys having us around for some cocktails and canapés at any time over the weekend?
You better hop the LIRR for the traditional afternoon watering hole meetup in Manhattan with 17a.
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Sorry. It's just a sad day when a man realizes he's too old to stay in Manhattan any more.
I am assured by Puck that where we are staying is best for the late night-life scene. He's promising to show me a part of New York I never knew existed.
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I am assured by Puck that where we are staying is best for the late night-life scene. He's promising to show me a part of New York I never knew existed.
enjoy the cab ride.
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I am assured by Puck that where we are staying is best for the late night-life scene. He's promising to show me a part of New York I never knew existed.
The late night life scene you will be seeing is my Dad doing tongue tricks for 55 y/o cracked out bar broads.
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enjoy the cab ride.
Hopefully as much as you.
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Hopefully as much as you.
you can't put a price on that
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I am assured by Puck that where we are staying is best for the late night-life scene. He's promising to show me a part of New York I never knew existed.
You didn't know Puck's taint existed?
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Bitch ain't nothing set in stone.
You better pay me back for that metal engraved itinerary you asked me to order.
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As long as we go to Shilla at some point, I'll be happy.
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As long as we go to Shilla at some point, I'll be happy.
Do you think we could get jobs there?
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As long as we go to Shilla at some point, I'll be happy.
Blowing your colon out makes you happy?
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You didn't know Puck's taint existed?
Technically that's part of Florida, being it's domiciled here in the meantime.
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Blowing your colon out makes you happy?
That fucknut doesn't eat with us anyhow, he's too good for us.
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That fucknut doesn't eat with us anyhow, he's too good for us.
For you? Definitely.
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Do you think we could get jobs there?
Job interview:
"You chop peeper on shorder?"
"I'm sorry?"
"Peeper come door you can chop shorder?"
"Wait, what?"
"CAN YOU CHOP PEEPER ON SHORDER THEY COME DOOR!?!? LINE UP CHOP SHORDER!!!"
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Blowing your colon out makes you happy?
No. I should have clarified. As long as we go to Shilla AND I get to sit next to SJ again...then I'll be happy.
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Blowing your colon out makes you happy?
I'd like to point out this happens every tailgate weekend no matter what.
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For you? Definitely.
I hope the bum with boils touches you and you get some on your derriere.
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I hope the bum with boils touches you and you get some on your derriere.
SJ says you guys are staying in Jamaica, and we're the ones who should be worrying about bums with boils?
EDIT: FTR, I thought you were staying in Suffolk County per usual
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SJ says you guys are staying in Jamaica, and we're the ones who should be worrying about bums with boils?
EDIT: FTR, I thought you were staying in Suffolk County per usual
Hahahah no we're not staying in Jamaica. I told him to fly in there so it would be much easier to pick him up or meet him at the airport or for him to take the LIRR to us. Yes, we're in Suffolk.
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Hahahah no we're not staying in Jamaica. I told him to fly in there so it would be much easier to pick him up or meet him at the airport or for him to take the LIRR to us. Yes, we're in Suffolk.
All I know is he said the commute is well worth it. He must love the taste of your balls more than we all thought.
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All I know is he said the commute is well worth it. He must love the taste of your balls more than we all thought.
I use salt and pepper right guard.
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I use salt and pepper right guard.
I thought maybe they smelled like a sheep's derriere. Scotsmen usually love that, but SJ has always been more discerning.
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I thought maybe they smelled like a sheep's derriere. Scotsmen usually love that, but SJ has always been more discerning.
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I thought maybe they smelled like a sheep's derriere. Scotsmen usually love that, but SJ has always been more discerning.
A Scotsman with class- Ah!
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i suppose i should start saving for the tailgate. Puck's appetizers require a 2nd mortgage.
EDIT: whoops...forgot Ben & Jacks was out. carry on
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Hahahah no we're not staying in Jamaica. I told him to fly in there so it would be much easier to pick him up or meet him at the airport or for him to take the LIRR to us. Yes, we're in Suffolk.
Yes, sorry my geography in the New York state area is a bit restricted- Times square, Penn Station- Ruby's Rub Down salon - Metlife- Newark or JFK. As Simba says in The Lion King- " Slimy but satisfying "
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i suppose i should start saving for the tailgate. Puck's appetizers require a 2nd mortgage.
EDIT: whoops...forgot Ben & Jacks was out. carry on
Haaaaahaa! I was just thinking the same thing. Puck- order for us all and don't spare the creamed spinach!
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A Scotsman with class- Ah!
Anyone on this board with class.
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Yes, sorry my geography in the New York state area is a bit restricted- Times square, Penn Station- Ruby's Rub Down salon - Metlife- Newark or JFK. As Simba says in The Lion King- " Slimy but satisfying "
All you need to know: you're staying a 2 hour train ride outside Manhattan.
AKA it's MB's wet dream.
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All you need to know: you're staying a 2 hour train ride outside Manhattan.
AKA it's MB's wet dream.
Hahaah it's not 2 hours, it's an hour an 15 tops.
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All you need to know: you're staying a 2 hour train ride outside Manhattan.
AKA it's MB's wet dream.
I thought the Anchor Inn was closer than that.
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I thought the Anchor Inn was closer than that.
The Anchor Inn was settling. 2 hours each way in a crowded car with Puck and his dad is the true fantasy.
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The Anchor Inn was settling. 2 hours each way in a crowded car with Puck and his dad is the true fantasy.
I looked up custom mario van to find a picture of Puck's ride but all I got were pictures of Mario Van Peebles and stupid looking sneakers.
Edit:
(http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/092010/mural-33.jpg)
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Hahaah it's not 2 hours, it's an hour an 15 tops.
I'm not sure what train you're taking, but it ain't the LIRR.
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I'm not sure what train you're taking, but it ain't the LIRR.
Ronkonkoma to Penn is not 2 hours. Never has been and never will be. To be specific it's an hour and 22 minutes.
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I looked up custom mario van to find a picture of Puck's ride but all I got were pictures of Mario Van Peebles and stupid looking sneakers.
Edit:
(http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/092010/mural-33.jpg)
Where can I rent that thing?
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Ronkonkoma to Penn is not 2 hours. Never has been and never will be. To be specific it's an hour and 22 minutes.
Oh. Badger said Stony Brook.
You know 22 minutes is longer than 15, right?
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Oh. Badger said Stony Brook.
You know 22 minutes is longer than 15, right?
You do know that 1hr and 22 minutes is a hell of a lot closer to my number then yours, right?
Also the express is an hour and 13 minutes, less than my number.
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Oops. I thought you stayed near SB.
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Oops. I thought you stayed near SB.
I do normally, but the Ronkonkoma station is 8 minutes away. I would rather use the electric line then a diesel line, it's much faster.
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You do know that 1hr and 22 minutes is a hell of a lot closer to my number then yours, right?
Also the express is an hour and 13 minutes, less than my number.
1 hr 15 tops
DISCLAIMER: tops does not actually mean tops unless referring to the express or in other situations which suit my needs and fickle bitch moods.
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This thread is at its best when people argue about stupid excrement just to argue.
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1 hr 15 tops
DISCLAIMER: tops does not actually mean tops unless referring to the express or in other situations which suit my needs and fickle bitch moods.
Hey I exaggerated to make a point, you know just like you did, only my exaggeration was way closer. It's ok to be way wrong.
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This thread is at its best when people argue about stupid excrement just to argue.
I love this aspect of it.
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Marjorie
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Can't wait for the taxi ride huh?
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Can't wait for the taxi ride huh?
That's one and done.
You can put ScotlandJet on your dad's lap this year.
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That's one and done.
You can put ScotlandJet on your dad's lap this year.
If I recall correctly he was rubbing your leg while the action was ensuing.
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If I recall correctly he was rubbing your leg while the action was ensuing.
I know...i remember your jealous eyes.
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I know...i remember your jealous eyes.
Nah it was just the look of joy being in that nice comfortable seat up front.
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Nah it was just the look of joy being in that nice comfortable seat up front.
that won't happen this year. I'll apply a sleeper hold.
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Nah it was just the look of joy being in that nice comfortable seat up front.
You shouldn't have been in the front seat to begin with...you're not much taller than that fire hydrant jonnyd.
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You shouldn't have been in the front seat to begin with...you're not much taller than that fire hydrant jonnyd.
He pays for the privilege. JonnyD would have been doing the same thing, only he'd have brought his own booster seat.
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He pays for the privilege. JonnyD would have been doing the same thing, only he'd have brought his own booster seat.
"I'm not really a big taxi guy. Normally I would have my driver pick me up. and describe the Jets game to me while it happens so I don't have to burden myself with going to the stadium or watching the game."
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You shouldn't have been in the front seat to begin with...you're not much taller than that fire hydrant jonnyd.
Not one of you mooks were smart enough to even question it until you idiots realized, a few minutes after the car bottomed out. It was glorious.
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I think i'll order a jersey off the internet rather than wait to see what the Jets shop on Madison has in stock. Got burned last year.
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I think i'll order a jersey off the internet rather than wait to see what the Jets shop on Madison has in stock. Got burned last year.
Is there some sort of Anti-Consumer Reports magazine that you subscribe to?
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Is there some sort of Anti-Consumer Reports magazine that you subscribe to?
people still subscribe to magazines?
/internet
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people still subscribe to magazines?
/internet
How did you get burned by the Jets store?
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How did you get burned by the Jets store?
Same way he got burned at the dealership.
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How did you get burned by the Jets store?
they only had Sanchez and Holmes jerseys last year. Shitty selection.
Same way he got burned at the dealership.
I didn't get burned by the dealership.
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In fairness I made the same mistake as MB last year in assuming that the selection of jerseys at the Jets Shop would be better than it was. Luckily for me the range of options in "puny teenager" sizing was greater than that in "Mack truck", so I was able to get a Mangold jersey that fit.
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In fairness I made the same mistake as MB last year in assuming that the selection of jerseys at the Jets Shop would be better than it was. Luckily for me the range of options in "puny teenager" sizing was greater than that in "Mack truck", so I was able to get a Mangold jersey that fit.
the Mack Truck selection was bunk.
I won't make that mistake again.
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Same way he got burned at the dealership.
Oh he paid 45% above sticker. No wonder Woody came to the tailgate.
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I think i'll order a jersey off the internet rather than wait to see what the Jets shop on Madison has in stock. Got burned last year.
I'm pretty annoyed all the Chinese sites seem to be down.
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Oh he paid 45% above sticker. No wonder Woody came to the tailgate.
Your appetizers > camaro price tag
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Your appetizers > camaro price tag
They were good though and I ordered more sides as well, all delicious. I didn't see you complaining when you were stuffing your face.
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They were good though and I ordered more sides as well, all delicious. I didn't see you complaining when you were watching Badger stuff his face.
FTFY
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FTFY
Hahahah he still wasn't complaining. I might try and clone myself so I can go order 50 apps wherever Iggy and MB eat.
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I don't like appetizers. They cost too much.
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I don't like appetizers. They cost too much.
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Hahaha You do have jokes.
I don't like Puck. He appetizer too much.
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hahahaahah...soooo, "guinness is a mook?" That's a thing now?
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hahahaahah...soooo, "guinness is a mook?" That's a thing now?
I don't see any mook things here, well other than you.
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I don't see any mook things here, well other than you.
shaddup, ya jook.
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That's one and done.
You can put ScotlandJet on your dad's lap this year.
That cab ride was insane but looking back a good laugh.
That was a great night and the Bar we met in - George Keeley's - fantastic - Koz's choice I believe. Dinner at Carmines was all good. If we are changing venue for Friday night it better be good because last year was superb.
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That cab ride was insane but looking back a good laugh.
That was a great night and the Bar we met in - George Keeley's - fantastic - Koz's choice I believe. Dinner at Carmines was all good. If we are changing venue for Friday night it better be good because last year was superb.
We're eating at Rick's Cabaret on the friday....we'll order food too.
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That cab ride was insane but looking back a good laugh.
That was a great night and the Bar we met in - George Keeley's - fantastic - Koz's choice I believe. Dinner at Carmines was all good. If we are changing venue for Friday night it better be good because last year was superb.
Well he isn't going to Ben and Jacks.
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Need to jump back into this conversation. Too many good things happening over the last few pages. So, for the record, are Puck AND ScotlandJet both staying out in my neck of the woods?
Oh and Puck, for the record, there are no westbound express trains other than during peak AM rush. Your hour and 15/22 mins is a pipe dream. Instead, you'll be making EVERY stop known to mankind between Ronkonkoma and New Hyde Park. More like an hour and 40+ with the inevitable delays, door problems, etc etc.
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Not to mention Koz's butch bully who may make an appearance and take your Ben and jack's money.
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Not to mention Koz's butch bully who may make an appearance and take your Ben and jack's money.
I haven't seen "it" for a while- thinking that I may have scared "it" off.
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Need to jump back into this conversation. Too many good things happening over the last few pages. So, for the record, are Puck AND ScotlandJet both staying out in my neck of the woods?
Oh and Puck, for the record, there are no westbound express trains other than during peak AM rush. Your hour and 15/22 mins is a pipe dream. Instead, you'll be making EVERY stop known to mankind between Ronkonkoma and New Hyde Park. More like an hour and 40+ with the inevitable delays, door problems, etc etc.
Koz, yes we are staying out on Long Island- feel free to invite us over for cocktails and a game of bridge.
This new info regarding transit to and from Manhattan is making Adam look like a smart-derriere.
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I'll definitely have you boys over for a cocktail at some point over the weekend. My kids will be in awe with your "exotic" accent, and soon after my daughter will run up to Puck and kick him in the balls.
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I'll definitely have you boys over for a cocktail at some point over the weekend. My kids will be in awe with your "exotic" accent, and soon after my daughter will run up to Puck and kick him in the balls.
Great stuff.
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I'll definitely have you boys over for a cocktail at some point over the weekend. My kids will be in awe with your "exotic" accent, and soon after my daughter will run up to Puck and kick him in the balls.
The Tongue can babysit your kids.
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I'll definitely have you boys over for a cocktail at some point over the weekend. My kids will be in awe with your "exotic" accent, and soon after my daughter will run up to Puck and kick him in the balls.
Welcome back. I assumed you drowned in your front yard.
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Welcome back. I assumed you drowned in your front yard.
Dried out since the flood :)
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/gk1impulse/Lake_zps56a5d576.jpg) (http://s64.photobucket.com/user/gk1impulse/media/Lake_zps56a5d576.jpg.html)
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^ Did you stand in the middle with a palm tree attached to your forehead?
/koz island
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Koz. Where's my invitation, brah?
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Koz. Where's my invitation, brah?
You talk too much!
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You talk too much!
Wow. With an exclamation point. I can take a hint.
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Wow. With an exclamation point. I can take a hint.
Are you driving to Jersey this year?
that was fun.
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Dried out since the flood :)
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/gk1impulse/Lake_zps56a5d576.jpg) (http://s64.photobucket.com/user/gk1impulse/media/Lake_zps56a5d576.jpg.html)
Jeezus. Nice fuckin house.
Where are the palm trees? 8)
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He claims it's something to do with flooding, but I think it's actually a moat. If you look at the picture you can see that the water actually bends off to the left and right off camera, it's clearly going all the way round the house.
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He just loves them cul de sacs ???
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I'll definitely have you boys over for a cocktail at some point over the weekend. My kids will be in awe with your "exotic" accent, and soon after my daughter will run up to Puck and kick him in the balls.
No worries I will be wearing my helmet and cup. So have your daughter kick away. I am bringing the train dyke, I told her you would let her use the strap on that your good like that.
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Wow. With an exclamation point. I can take a hint.
No you can't, you still come back for more after all this time. You're like MBGreen but just an inch or so taller.
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No you can't, you still come back for more after all this time. You're like MBGreen but just an inch or so taller.
*kisses biceps*
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*kisses biceps*
I bet you do.
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I bet you do.
You can kiss them too. I saved you a spot under my armpit.
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Cool I will do that right after you kiss my derriere.
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Puck, where exactly are you staying in November?
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Puck, where exactly are you staying in November?
That's a great question, I am glad you asked. I don't know exactly. I usually Hotwire a place at the last minute. I typically get much better deals that way. But either the Haupaugue/Smithtown area or Stony Brook. I know what places are what even without the names, I have done that particular Hotwire search so much.
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Puck, where exactly are you staying in November?
Hotwire will give him the Anchor.
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Puck, where exactly are you staying in November?
Your house.
My car is fucked, fwiw, I can't drive to Jersey, I am supposedly in the Kozmobile
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Hotwire will give him the Anchor.
You aren't a good enough programmer to pull that off.
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Your house.
We are renting a suite in one of Koz's hats.
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You aren't a good enough programmer to pull that off.
challenge accepted, puckbot.
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challenge accepted, puckbot.
Let see you pull it off, puckbot.
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camaro fag homo tongue
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You're an poopchute.
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camaro fag homo tongue
hahahaha!
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hahahaha!
I will show you , I will defriend you on facebook like a true gigantic bundle of sticks.
Nah that's something a baby like you would do.
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I will show you , I will defriend you on facebook like a true gigantic bundle of sticks.
Nah that's something a baby like you would do.
Confused, old man?
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That's a great question, I am glad you asked. I don't know exactly. I usually Hotwire a place at the last minute. I typically get much better deals that way. But either the Haupaugue/Smithtown area or Stony Brook. I know what places are what even without the names, I have done that particular Hotwire search so much.
Some nice restaurants in Smithtown- Long Island looks great venue. This is going to add another dimension to my trip to New York this year.
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Some nice restaurants in Smithtown- Long Island looks great venue. This is going to add another dimension to my trip to New York this year.
You should've stayed in Manhattan this year, SJ. That commute is gonna suck.
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You should've stayed in Manhattan this year, SJ. That commute is gonna suck.
I'm in the hands of Puck - only good things can happen.
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I'm in the hands of Puck - only good things can happen.
God help you, my friend.
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I'm in the hands of Puck - only good things can happen.
I predict a lot of the SJ eye roll head shake we saw at Shilla.
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I predict a lot of the SJ eye roll head shake we saw at Shilla.
Ha! I'm sure Puck has a plan.
We need to start planning our itinerary again.
When do you guys get in, what time we meeting etc? Too much levity and not enough substance to this subject.
Fail to prepare - prepare to fail. I don't want to be wandering around Manhattan looking for an Asian dog shop because of poor planning.
This is a suggestion only and if it's bombed fine but offer alternatives.
Thursday- meet up in the evening and watch Thursday Football- wings, beer, good times.
Friday - Official dinner - ( this is not the Ben and Jack fine dinning night- Carmines or alternative- venue TBC
I'm working on something different than a quiz this year because some people don't know jack!
Saturday - Free day to cruise bars depending on your sexual orientation- meet up for some cocktails before
dinner in a classy restaurant, Ben and Jacks! Meet up for a night cap Remember- early kick off Sun!
Sunday - Game day!!
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That looks like a solid plan. I want to go to Rattle & Hum at some point. I get in at 2:45 Thursday and will check in at the apt late afternoon. MB and I will not be at Ben and Jack's. Not sure about Bo. We are going to give Quality Meats a try.
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That looks like a solid plan. I want to go to Rattle & Hum at some point. I get in at 2:45 Thursday and will check in at the apt late afternoon. MB and I will not be at Ben and Jack's. Not sure about Bo. We are going to give Quality Meats a try.
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Good stuff! I say Rattle & Hum for the meet and greet - we did last year- busy but outstanding and it's my favorite bar in New York.
We watched Thursday night football in Jack Dempsey last year- just around the corner from Rattle- typical pub chow and okay for Wings and beer but Puck over ordered the appetizers- ha! but some Noo Yawkes like Badger might think some where else would be a better venue.
I'm not opposed to guys trying a different steakhouse for Saturday, might be a good idea but I'm in for Ben & Jacks and will gladly meet up afterwards to swap stories about who's was the best steak!
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God help you, my friend.
Jesus we should leave it in your hands? We will be eating Alpo for dinner. Go freak yourself
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Good stuff! I say Rattle & Hum for the meet and greet - we did last year- busy but outstanding and it's my favorite bar in New York.
We watched Thursday night football in Jack Dempsey last year- just around the corner from Rattle- typical pub chow and okay for Wings and beer but Puck over ordered the appetizers- ha! but some Noo Yawkes like Badger might think some where else would be a better venue.
I'm not opposed to guys trying a different steakhouse for Saturday, might be a good idea but I'm in for Ben & Jacks and will gladly meet up afterwards to swap stories about who's was the best steak!
Don't worry bro we will be hanging out in some cool places out east then noon those assholes. Yes it's a longer ride, but it ain't no big deal.
I don't need a plan per se but if you want something formal, I can do that to.
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Don't worry bro we will be hanging out in some cool places out east then noon those assholes. Yes it's a longer ride, but it ain't no big deal.
I don't need a plan per se but if you want something formal, I can do that to.
Nah I like living dangerously- sounds great!Can't wait.
That thing from Koz about bringing a Tux for that society party over at his place; is that for real? I won't get away with a carry on if that's the case. Oh man this is getting exciting. Who is this guy Cuomo?
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Jesus we should leave it in your hands? We will be eating Alpo for dinner. Go freak yourself
I'm more reliable than you. I wouldn't have a problem showing up on time with a parking pass. 8)
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Don't worry bro we will be hanging out in some cool places out east then noon those assholes. Yes it's a longer ride, but it ain't no big deal.
I don't need a plan per se but if you want something formal, I can do that to.
Port Jeff- Danfords. He'll love it there.
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Nah I like living dangerously- sounds great!Can't wait.
That thing from Koz about bringing a Tux for that society party over at his place; is that for real? I won't get away with a carry on if that's the case. Oh man this is getting exciting. Who is this guy Cuomo?
If you wear a tux, will Puck's dress have ruffles or those 80's prom puffy shoulder thingies to match?
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Don't worry bro we will be hanging out in some cool places out east
"I'm flying to New York on holiday to see the sights of Suffolk County" said no one ever.
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"I'm flying to New York on holiday to see the sights of Suffolk County" said no one ever.
Didn't you know we're having the tailgate in the Hamptons this year?
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Good stuff! I say Rattle & Hum for the meet and greet - we did last year- busy but outstanding and it's my favorite bar in New York.
We watched Thursday night football in Jack Dempsey last year- just around the corner from Rattle- typical pub chow and okay for Wings and beer but Puck over ordered the appetizers- ha! but some Noo Yawkes like Badger might think some where else would be a better venue.
I'm not opposed to guys trying a different steakhouse for Saturday, might be a good idea but I'm in for Ben & Jacks and will gladly meet up afterwards to swap stories about who's was the best steak!
Jack Dempsey's was fine for Thursday night purposes. All we need is a place with room for all of us, the game on TV, and the ability to hear each other talk.
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"I'm flying to New York on holiday to see the sights of Suffolk County" said no one ever.
Yeah ok
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SJ I guess we have to bring a jacket to Koz's shindig. He's having some kind of cocktail party for his high roller friends and acquaintances.
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SJ I guess we have to bring a jacket to Koz's shindig. He's having some kind of cocktail party for his high roller friends and acquaintances.
Don't worry, they are always willing to take on a little charity.
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SJ I guess we have to bring a jacket to Koz's shindig. He's having some kind of cocktail party for his high roller friends and acquaintances.
*spoiler alert*
Koz's "shindig" is actually a cruel intentions party. A "Dinner for Schmucks" if you will.
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*spoiler alert*
Koz's "shindig" is actually a cruel intentions party. A "Dinner for Schmucks" if you will.
Awesome, you're now invited.
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Awesome, you're now invited.
He didn't invite me, numbnuts. You're invited. You're probably the guest of honor.
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He didn't invite me, numbnuts. You're invited. You're probably the guest of honor.
I am only there because of the Scot, numbnuts.
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I just popped in here to see if Jews were gonna be banned this because Nazis but I see puck is coming, so I got my answer. I miss you guys terribly
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It can't all be escarole
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I just popped in here to see if Jews were gonna be banned this because Nazis but I see puck is coming, so I got my answer. I miss you guys terribly
Our tailgate spot is affectionately known as the Gaza Strip.
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cool....Im bringing ISIS...........................roooooops, I mean ICE for the beer beverages
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cool....Im bringing ISIS...........................roooooops, I mean ICE for the beer beverages
Better than bringing Steelers fans.
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wouldn't even know where to buy one
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Im bringing the wife this year. I think its time she finds out my imaginary friends are real...theyre just not my friends
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Im bringing the wife this year. I think its time she finds out my imaginary friends are real...theyre just not my friends
That's true. Most of us know how to spell and write coherently.
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Im bringing the wife this year. I think its time she finds out my imaginary friends are real...theyre just not my friends
I hope you're ready for people making lots of fresh, original jokes to your wife like "How do you put up with this guy?" Also something something lots of daughters.
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I hope you're ready for people making lots of fresh, original jokes to your wife like "How do you put up with this guy?" Also something something lots of daughters.
Someone needs to make Puckbot a reality so we can get his take.
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Someone needs to make Puckbot a reality so we can get his take.
bundle of sticks Tailgate Homo Bloomberg
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bundle of sticks Tailgate Homo Bloomberg
I still say real Puck doesn't need half his catchphrase words to be gay slurs. You're better than that. My one big complaint about Puckbot.
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Im bringing the wife this year. I think its time she finds out my imaginary friends are real...theyre just not my friends
Outstanding! I am looking forward to meeting her.
Oh nice to here from you by the way.
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I still say real Puck doesn't need half his catchphrase words to be gay slurs. You're better than that. My one big complaint about Puckbot.
Constant harassing of my New York Guide is becoming tiresome
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Constant harassing of my New York Guide is becoming tiresome
Miamipuck thanks you for this post. That said, I do rape what I sow.
Edit: It's typo, yes I do know, and I am keeping it because I thought it was funny.
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Constant harassing of my New York Guide is becoming tiresome
You can't fire me, I quit.
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Constant harassing of my New York Guide is becoming tiresome
1) I think you may have misunderstood me. I was saying that Puckbot was a poor imitation because the real man is better than that.
2) Are you seriously complaining about Puck RECEIVING constant harassment? That's like the pot's Scottish oven mitt calling the kettle black.
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Replace "bundle of sticks" with "poopchute" and puckpot would be spot on.
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Replace "bundle of sticks" with "poopchute" and puckpot would be spot on.
*checks*
*thinks*
*checks again*
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poopchute Tailgate Homo Bloomberg
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poopchute tailgate homo anecdote
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gfy tongue mooks
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1) I think you may have misunderstood me. I was saying that Puckbot was a poor imitation because the real man is better than that.
2) Are you seriously complaining about Puck RECEIVING constant harassment? That's like the pot's Scottish oven mitt calling the kettle black.
This is a quote from my favorite movie from the late great Sidney Pollock and I guess at least you Agent Cooper will know it-
" are you freaking soft..... "
You all missed my slight on that gay bashing homo- " New York Guide " it was a reference to his taking us out the sticks for our vacation. Maybe Scots humor is more subtle than I thought. One person on this board who doesn't need my protection is that Jewish gay.
By the way if you haven't seen it go see Michael Clayton
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This is a quote from my favorite movie from the late great Sidney Pollock and I guess at least you Agent Cooper will know it-
" are you freaking soft..... "
You all missed my slight on that gay bashing homo- " New York Guide " it was a reference to his taking us out the sticks for our vacation. Maybe Scots humor is more subtle than I thought.
If by subtle you mean absent...
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This is a quote from my favorite movie from the late great Sidney Pollock and I guess at least you Agent Cooper will know it-
" are you freaking soft..... "
You all missed my slight on that gay bashing homo- " New York Guide " it was a reference to his taking us out the sticks for our vacation. Maybe Scots humor is more subtle than I thought. One person on this board who doesn't need my protection is that Jewish gay.
By the way if you haven't seen it go see Michael Clayton
So you mean you weren't sticking up for me? That makes me really sad.
BTW: You may have missed my subtle Scotish humor, it really didn't bother me in the least.
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I have a map to help guide your stay.
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/2c4535942bc3e949608ec2a39a29ea12/tumblr_n83enpqOBQ1s4df8ko1_1280.png)
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It's pretty accurate.
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"leaving hockey team"
hahah
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Poor people near hamptons is great. Whenever someone says "I'm from the hamptons" I always assume the western hamptons.
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My LI family lives right in between "Too Far From Hamptons" and "Poor People Near Hamptons".
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I have a map to help guide your stay.
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/2c4535942bc3e949608ec2a39a29ea12/tumblr_n83enpqOBQ1s4df8ko1_1280.png)
Excellent, I can now see the attraction
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Excellent, I can now see the attraction
We will be staying near the good bagels and pizza.
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We will be staying near the good bagels and pizza in the Fags district.
FYP
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FYP
Totally correct if we weren't twenty miles from Fire Island.
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Totally correct if we weren't twenty miles from Fire Island.
Do they call it that because it's flaming?
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Totally correct if we weren't twenty miles from Fire Island.
So you're closer to Fire Island than the stadium?
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So you're closer to Fire Island than the stadium?
Much closer to the stadium.
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We will be staying near the good bagels and pizza.
I like that you're further out than "Too Far From the City".
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Much closer to the stadium.
If you get in a taxi and turn east will it take less time to get to Fire Island than if you get in a taxi and turn west to go to the stadium?
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If you get in a taxi and turn east will it take less time to get to Fire Island than if you get in a taxi and turn west to go to the stadium?
Trick question. You can't take a taxi to Fire Island.
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If you get in a taxi and turn east will it take less time to get to Fire Island than if you get in a taxi and turn west to go to the stadium?
Looks like it's South. But yes.
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Much closer to the stadium.
Hang on, you said you're 20 miles from Fire Island. Google says that it's 71.6 miles from Fire Island to the Meadowlands. How do you math?
(I have no idea why I'm having this conversation.)
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(I have no idea why I'm having this conversation.)
I don't know since Puck is obviously full of excrement.
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If you get in a taxi and turn east will it take less time to get to Fire Island than if you get in a taxi and turn west to go to the stadium?
Takes less time to get to Stadium.
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Looks like South Beach. But yes.
Fixed for accuracy
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I don't know since Puck is obviously full of excrement.
Surely you don't think I am dumb enough to answer that question seriously?
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Hang on, you said you're 20 miles from Fire Island. Google says that it's 71.6 miles from Fire Island to the Meadowlands. How do you math?
(I have no idea why I'm having this conversation.)
You remember your first blow job?
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Fixed for accuracy
Very Accurate.
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You remember your first blow job?
Remember it? I'm still trying to get rid of the taste.
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Remember it? I'm still trying to get rid of the taste.
Hahaha that's the question you were asking me.
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9 more weeks
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9 more weeks
" We are the Diamonds- we come from Long Island"
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" We are the Diamonds- we come from Long Island - we like to host Miamipuck - Miamipuck is gayyy ayyy ayyyy"
Finished the chorus.
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Finished the chorus.
Oh yeah......love the chorus.
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Oh yeah......love the chorus.
Lol
Nice showing in friars this week.
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Lol
Nice showing in friars this week.
Thanks, you missed by a queynte hair. Too bad you started the wrong RB. I think our team can be really strong this year, but it's only one week.
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Thanks, you missed by a queynte hair. Too bad you started the wrong RB. I think our team can be really strong this year, but it's only one week.
I'm no stranger to freaking up my starting lineup right before kickoff.
Looks like you and Jumbo will be the team to beat.
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Booked my flight today. Getting in on Wednesday 5th.
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Booked my flight today. Getting in on Wednesday 5th.
Awesome! That's a solid plan and well thought out. Flying in on the 5th gives you plenty of time to get to the city by the 7th.
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Awesome! That's a solid plan and well thought out. Flying in on the 5th gives you plenty of time to get to the city by the 7th.
Thank you sir. I was thinking of packing an extra sleeping onsie and dropping it off at your crib in case I find the going tough- I'm sure you wouldn't mind me crashing there- just for old times sake.
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When do we start with the food list? I think we need a major makeover....Im tired of it all......except for Hop Sing's wings which are very tasty. Tee has to stop bringing those microwaved Old El Paso taquitos and sayin his wife made them. The tastiest thing last year was the ice in the bottom of my cooler-which mind you, I left in Tee's car cuz I couldn't be bothered to go get it after the game so u guys owe me a cooler. I have a bunch of other suggestions that I will be sharing as the time grows nearer.And IM probably not coming by the way.
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When do we start with the food list? I think we need a major makeover....Im tired of it all......except for Hop Sing's wings which are very tasty. Tee has to stop bringing those microwaved Old El Paso taquitos and sayin his wife made them. The tastiest thing last year was the ice in the bottom of my cooler-which mind you, I left in Tee's car cuz I couldn't be bothered to go get it after the game so u guys owe me a cooler. I have a bunch of other suggestions that I will be sharing as the time grows nearer.And IM probably not coming by the way.
Ha! You poopchute!
The food is great. Mrs T's tacos are awesome and genuinely home made I know this because one year I got a hoo-ha hair stuck in my teeth.
But okay, I hear you, I was thinking of introducing a wine tasting to the event to raise our profile.
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Ha! You poopchute!
The food is great. Mrs T's tacos are awesome and genuinely home made I know this because one year I got a hoo-ha hair stuck in my teeth.
But okay, I hear you, I was thinking of introducing a wine tasting to the event to raise our profile.
That hoo-ha hair probably belonged to MB, he was all over those tacos----and Mrs tee shaves like a bowling ball.......The wine idea is gayer than 17A kissing Woody's poopchute last year 14 seconds after he was motherfucking the guy up and down. I was never so embarrassed to be a human being in my life......except MAYBE when the random Pat fan had to save Hobbes' life
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That hoo-ha hair probably belonged to MB, he was all over those tacos----and Mrs tee shaves like a bowling ball.......The wine idea is gayer than 17A kissing Woody's poopchute last year 14 seconds after he was motherfucking the guy up and down. I was never so embarrassed to be a human being in my life......except MAYBE when the random Pat fan had to save Hobbes' life
I have to admit if there ever was a post hall of fame here, this wouldn't even be close.
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That hoo-ha hair probably belonged to MB, he was all over those tacos----and Mrs tee shaves like a bowling ball.......The wine idea is gayer than 17A kissing Woody's poopchute last year 14 seconds after he was motherfucking the guy up and down. I was never so embarrassed to be a human being in my life......except MAYBE when the random Pat fan had to save Hobbes' life
Hahaahhaaah!!
I just spit out my Cabernet Merlot!
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I have to admit if there ever was a post hall of fame here, this wouldn't even be close.
huh?...............
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Hahaahhaaah!!
I just spit out my Cabernet Merlot!
I used to be a huge Bordeaux guy but I developed an allergy to the reds dude.....horrible
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I used to be a huge Bordeaux guy but I developed an allergy to the reds dude.....horrible
Toughen up man! Ever sensitive to your sensibilities I'll bring some pink Chardonnay.
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I used to be a huge Bordeaux guy but I developed an allergy to the reds dude.....horrible
I remember that! Sideways came out and you got all obsessed with wine.
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huh?...............
I was clear as mud, gfy.
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I remember that! Sideways came out and you got all obsessed with wine.
DIAF
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jonnyd loves Pinot Noir because Paul Giamatti told him to.
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jonnyd loves Pinot Noir because Paul Giamatti told him to.
I have him pegged as more of a Thomas Haden Church fan.
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jonnyd loves Pinot Noir because Paul Giamatti told him to.
Have you ever noticed that if you take Paul Giamatti's face, stuff marshmallows in the cheeks, and then slap it around a few times, he kind of looks like JonnyD?
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IM about to take my ball and go home....and Badger, If I already said I was a Bordeaux guy, theres no way in hell Id be a pinot Noir guy....such a gaffe
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I do suppose one could paint me with the " more marshmallowy, beat up Paul Giamotti" brush
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I do suppose one could paint me with the " more marshmallowy, beat up Paul Giamotti" brush
that cinnamon bun in your avatar needs a goatee and a bald spot to be accurate.
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Booked my flight today. Getting in on Wednesday 5th.
heading out to Long Island that night? Mrs Koz can cook!
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Whoo hoo, sounds great.
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come to Connecticut instead. Wednesday night is Haggis night at my house.....Mrs JONNYD'S haggis will blow your kilt off my friend
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come to Connecticut instead. Wednesday night is Haggis night at my house.....Mrs JONNYD'S haggis will blow your kilt off my friend
She'll blow his kilt off anyway.
OHHHHHHHHHH
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SJ can spend each night of his trip in a distant suburb of NYC. Maybe we can work a Port Jervis night in there.
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FYI: There's another bar that has potential near Penn Station for hanging out or just a get-together spot before dinner if you want an alternative to Beer Authority or anything like that. It's called District Tap House and it's on 38th St. right off of 7th Ave. They have a ton of taps and the place is pretty big. I had a pint in there last month and I was pleasantly happy to see they had one of the best beers being made in Brooklyn (Other Half) on tap and looked like they had decent food too.
Just throwing it out there. It's in a good spot for all transit and very easy to find. I just looked at their tap menu on beermenus.com and its pretty damn impressive.
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do you guys really need to drink the beer to have a good time?
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do you guys really need to drink the beer to have a good time?
To tolerate a person like yourself, yes.
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do you guys really need to drink the beer to have a good time?
Nice to see you posting more often here. My guess is that Petro locked the Rangers thread at TGG.
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If Jonnyd comes to the tailgate are "bright blue jelly rooster" jokes fair game?
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If Jonnyd comes to the tailgate are "bright blue jelly rooster" jokes fair game?
They're off limits bundle of sticks.
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If Jonnyd comes to the tailgate are "bright blue jelly rooster" jokes fair game?
oh boy. I would prefer those jokes be tabled due to the impending arrival of the Mrs at the tailgate. At least not until shes had a few Badger empanadas
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To tolerate a person like yourself, yes.
I do have feelings, you mutton-chopped freak
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Empanada requests so far: 2
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Empanada requests so far: 3
FYP
I love you too, Khalid.
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oh boy. I would prefer those jokes be tabled due to the impending arrival of the Mrs at the tailgate. At least not until shes had a few Badger empanadas
Oh excrement, I didn't realize that you were coming, much less with the wife.
Out of respect for the Mrs., those jokes will not be told.
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FYI: There's another bar that has potential near Penn Station for hanging out or just a get-together spot before dinner if you want an alternative to Beer Authority or anything like that. It's called District Tap House and it's on 38th St. right off of 7th Ave. They have a ton of taps and the place is pretty big. I had a pint in there last month and I was pleasantly happy to see they had one of the best beers being made in Brooklyn (Other Half) on tap and looked like they had decent food too.
Just throwing it out there. It's in a good spot for all transit and very easy to find. I just looked at their tap menu on beermenus.com and its pretty damn impressive.
This looks like a good option. We really need Badger to step up and take the reigns of organising coordinator like last year- he did a great job.
I have some questions; Dear Badger, official Coordinator...
1. What time are we meeting at the "Meet & Greet"? on Thursday - bear in mind some of us are travelling from a different universe to get there according to Agent Cooper.
2. Where is the "official dinner" being held this year on the Friday? What time do we have to be there?
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This looks like a good option. We really need Badger to step up and take the reigns of organising coordinator like last year- he did a great job.
I have some questions; Dear Badger, official Coordinator...
1. What time are we meeting at the "Meet & Greet"? on Thursday - bear in mind some of us are travelling from a different universe to get there according to Agent Cooper.
2. Where is the "official dinner" being held this year on the Friday? What time do we have to be there?
Jim, we are going to have to leave 8 am to arrive for the the 6pm festivities. Long Island is a long ways off, no pun intended.
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Jim, we are going to have to leave 8 am to arrive for the the 6pm festivities. Long Island is a long ways off, no pun intended.
May want to make it 7 AM just to be safe.
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I thought District Tap House could be useful for Thursday night. Just throwing it out there. It's not as big as Beer Authority but a lot bigger than Rattle n Hum.
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Those staying on Long Island should leave right now to ensure on-time arrival for the upcoming weekend's festivities.
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I thought District Tap House could be useful for Thursday night. Just throwing it out there. It's not as big as Beer Authority but a lot bigger than Rattle n Hum.
I am will to go along with this suggestion; I arrived at this decision thus:
Quality Beer, discerning pallet, Guinness77, - does a bear excrement in the woods
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Im even coming to the meet and greet and official dinner AND official Turkish bath house circle jerk
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Im even coming to the meet and greet and official dinner AND official Turkish bath house circle jerk
Hahah and leave the cozy burbs, we all highly doubt that.
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I grew up in Queens....I was a mob hitman for my first 32 years. I ran numbers, I raped old ladies...all that excrement. Only now do I enjoy tying a sweater around my waste and going antiquing in CT. But every once in a while, I still get eh urge to go wilding. Fags beware
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I am will to go along with this suggestion; I arrived at this decision thus:
Quality Beer, discerning pallet, Guinness77, - does a bear excrement in the woods
As long as you're on this side of the pond, I'd hang out with you anywhere. But....I think DTH should work fairly well. Plenty of TVs too.
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Only now do I enjoy tying a sweater around my waste
That's disgusting. Your wife must do a lot of laundry.
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Guy's I just got an email from Johnny D he would like to meet up at either of these two bars in Hells Kitchen:
Therapy
Industry Bar
Koz is big on these as well.
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Guy's I just got an email from Johnny D he would like to meet up at either of these two bars in Hells Kitchen:
Therapy
Industry Bar
Koz is big on these as well.
I excrement you not, Ive been to INDUSTRY!!!
Nice to know they finally got internet at the clubhouse of Boca del vista so you can check email u cheap bastard
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I excrement you not, Ive been to INDUSTRY!!!
Nice to know they finally got internet at the clubhouse of Boca del vista so you can check email u cheap bastard
I don't doubt that at all:
http://www.industry-bar.com/ (http://www.industry-bar.com/)
Here are some relevant quotes:
Industry Bar is one of the Hells Kitchen go-to bars for queens, stiff cocktails, incredible entertainment, and plenty of eye candy. Whether you're popping in for Diva Mondays, Queen Thursdays, for cocktails, or just to see the legendary Sherry Vine up close and personal...Industry is a Hells Kitchen nightlife landmark.
Beat the crowds before 9. Get a big comfy couch for you & the boys to party away!
Attracts HOT boys. FYI, bar is cash only. Drinks are priced reasonably. Bring your ladyfriends, they will appreciate the unisex bathroom.
New York City's busiest and best dedicated-gay bar for 2011 - hands down! Brave single boys should stand in front of the main bar for the best view of incoming and outgoing boy traffic.
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All true....I have a gay friend who lives in the same building as Henry Lundqvist---met Henry and then walked around the corner for a quick celebratory blow job.......next time I go back Im supposed to get the blowjob
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All true....I have a gay friend who lives in the same building as Henry Lundqvist---met Henry and then walked around the corner for a quick celebratory blow job.......next time I go back Im supposed to get the blowjob
No wonder Bo wants to go, he is going to practice on you, to lollipop MBGreen later.
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I thought District Tap House could be useful for Thursday night. Just throwing it out there. It's not as big as Beer Authority but a lot bigger than Rattle n Hum.
So it is spoken. So it shall be done.
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Sorry, no Industry. Puck posted something about Queen Thursdays. Might be a touchy theme for our resident Scottish separatist.
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You guys are mostly ham n eggers and that bar is gonna cost you your bologna sangwich money for a few weeks
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Sorry, no Industry. Puck posted something about Queen Thursdays. Might be a touchy theme for our resident Scottish separatist.
Hahahah
The Tap house works for me.
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You guys are mostly ham n eggers and that bar is gonna cost you your bologna sangwich money for a few weeks
Cool get your ham and eggs at Industry.
As far as you meeting us one or more nights, I will believe it when I see it,
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Cool get your ham and eggs at Industry.
As far as you meeting us one or more nights, I will believe it when I see it,
when I see the official schedule of events, I will let you know. are the gay dinners and meetings open to broads or just a gigantic rooster fest headed up by you, Badger and the 3M man?
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when I see the official schedule of events, I will let you know. are the gay dinners and meetings open to broads or just a gigantic rooster fest headed up by you, Badger and the 3M man?
Sure bring a beard it you so choose. It will definitely be a gigantic chick fest tho.
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Sorry, no Industry. Puck posted something about Queen Thursdays. Might be a touchy theme for our resident Scottish separatist.
Sorry, no Industry. Puck posted something about Queen Thursdays. Might be a touchy theme for our resident Scottish separatist.
Excellent- love that moniker. Scottish Separatist- makes we want to rush out and buy a Claymore.
I'll bring a bag of Scott's instead- " Feed it".
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Excellent- love that moniker. Scottish Separatist- makes we want to rush out and buy a Claymore.
I'll bring a bag of Scott's instead- " Feed it".
You're going to buy an anti-personnel mine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHs86nH2x4I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHs86nH2x4I)
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coming up on the 1 year anniversary of the last tailgate. Time flies.
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coming up on the 1 year anniversary of the last tailgate. Time flies.
Does it ever.
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Looking forward to this. Much more excited about this year than in the past. Cant wait to can jam, grill and then barf all over you guys!
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Looking forward to this. Much more excited about this year than in the past. Cant wait to can jam, grill and then barf all over you guys!
The chanting at rival fans should reach new heights this year.
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The chanting at rival fans should reach new heights this year.
Wait, you're coming?
I thought that personal loan on the camaro and doomsday supply of ketchup was still holding you back?
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Wait, you're coming?
I thought that personal loan on the camaro and doomsday supply of ketchup was still holding you back?
are you stuck in 2012?
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Oh that jokes dead? Yea i dont get on here too often I guess.
Where are we at nowadays?
Some kind of joke about double amputees riding bicycles ?
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Some kind of joke about double amputees riding bicycles ?
Probably in due time...
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i think i have all the food covered for the tailgate. my friend will be doing all the cooking. eggs cheese bacon and pulled pork for breakfast. wings pulled pork and ribs for lunch with all the fixings coleslaw potato salad. $20 a head.
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I can vouch for his friend, great cook.
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I can vouch for his friend, great cook.
u coming monday night?
we are doing chorizo & brats
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https://www.facebook.com/mogriddersbbq?sk=photos_stream
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i think i have all the food covered for the tailgate. my friend will be doing all the cooking. eggs cheese bacon and pulled pork for breakfast. wings pulled pork and ribs for lunch with all the fixings coleslaw potato salad. $20 a head.
Nothing else would be needed at all? Seriously?
Crap, if this is true...the amount of beer I bring would be downright stupid.
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Im down, sounds like a great deal AND no ones gotta get stuck on the grill this year
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AND no ones gotta get stuck on the grill this year
Damn...I didn't think of that either.
Is this real? No extra food needed and no cook??
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Oh man, I really wish I could be there. Christ that excrement sounds good.
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i think i have all the food covered for the tailgate. my friend will be doing all the cooking. eggs cheese bacon and pulled pork for breakfast. wings pulled pork and ribs for lunch with all the fixings coleslaw potato salad. $20 a head.
I am excite.
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Id still be open to some of the game day classics, Badgerwife empenadas, mrs tee tacos, 5 year old jar of salsa thats never been opened haha
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Id still be open to some of the game day classics, Badgerwife empenadas, mrs tee tacos, 5 year old jar of salsa thats never been opened haha
That's what I'm wondering...I definitely had some things I was planning on doing, but I want to know the exacts so I don't waste a bunch of money getting things that aren't needed.
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Id still be open to some of the game day classics, Badgerwife empenadas, mrs tee tacos, 5 year old jar of salsa thats never been opened haha
Do you want me to bring brats again for you to upchuck?
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While were being all nostalgic lets throw in a banana pudding explosion in the back if my truck!
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98% sure ill have a truck for the game so I can still grab things for out of towners if they need it.
Im still piecing it together now but should be all good. I lost a canopy in the wind last year after 7 years of loyal service, so Im down to 1 canopy.
1 canopy
1 folding table
Chairs(for 17a to throw)
Jump pack( for royal tee)
I still have a grill, if needed
Football
excrement ton of coolers , just ask me.
The head, if anyone wants to get creative and make a ben roethlisberger meme type thing to put on the post, go for it otherwise its the dumbest thing I can find in google images.
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I have a bunch of tailgating excrement that can be brought. I'm in the Kozmobile and I'm on pins and needles waiting for 17a's instructions, but I'm ready for anything. If we have a dude ready to do all this excrement for $20 a head, even better. I'll still bring some goodies if necessary, regardless.
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i think i have all the food covered for the tailgate. my friend will be doing all the cooking. eggs cheese bacon and pulled pork for breakfast. wings pulled pork and ribs for lunch with all the fixings coleslaw potato salad. $20 a head.
Wow. That's awesome. I think it should be $50/head with the other 30 going in the pot. I'll kick in for alcohol too.
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Wow. That's awesome. I think it should be $50/head with the other 30 going in the pot. I'll kick in for alcohol too.
If it's $20 a head for food, you guys are in trouble. The stadium is in trouble. Instead of what I usually spend for food AND beer, it'll all just be beer. And...I've spent much more on food than beer the last few years. Hahaha.
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If it's $20 a head for food, you guys are in trouble. The stadium is in trouble. Instead of what I usually spend for food AND beer, it'll all just be beer. And...I've spent much more on food than beer the last few years. Hahaha.
If you're bringing enough beer, I'll put more in the pot then. I'll bring $100 and it can go wherever it needs to.
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$20 bucks a head is a steal. Good job, 17a.
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If you're bringing enough beer, I'll put more in the pot then. I'll bring $100 and it can go wherever it needs to.
Chris' fund is probably best. Christ, besides buying all the food crap, there was the Saturday preparations, the chopping and all the coolers, the marinading and excrement AND the cooking. This is almost too good to believe.
I'll have a few cases of PBR or Yuengling and about 50-75 craft beers too, at least, if I don't have to worry about steaks, shrimp, cheeses, meats, etc. I own about 6 or 7 coolers, it's all up to whatever I can fit in the Kozmobile.
This is great news.
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Bring on the Yueng! Havent had one in a few months, however Ive had some great beers over here on the west coast... so I guess its a wash haha
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The way I'm looking at it...I'll have 3 coolers: the "cheap" cooler, the dark cooler (stouts and porters) and the IPA cooler. Oh, bring your drinking shoes.
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A nice breakfast stout to start the day
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Do you want me to bring brats again for you to upchuck?
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Banana pudding will vomit up much smoother than brats.
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u coming monday night?
we are doing chorizo & brats
Unfortunately not. Looks like I'm out for the Broncos game too. I might not be able to get out there until the Steelers game.
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$20 a head strikes me as incredibly cheap? What if we gave a few $ more to compensate for over-eating etc?
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How did Chrebet86 swallow the bun without chewing it?
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How did Chrebet86 swallow the bun without chewing it?
17a is the expert on this, but he has probably no gag reflex.
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$20 a head strikes me as incredibly cheap? What if we gave a few $ more to compensate for over-eating etc?
Slow your roll.
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The way I'm looking at it...I'll have 3 coolers: the "cheap" cooler, the dark cooler (stouts and porters) and the IPA cooler. Oh, bring your drinking shoes.
yeeeeeeeeeee
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I have a bunch of tailgating excrement that can be brought. I'm in the Kozmobile and I'm on pins and needles waiting for 17a's instructions, but I'm ready for anything. If we have a dude ready to do all this excrement for $20 a head, even better. I'll still bring some goodies if necessary, regardless.
Damm, thinking that I'm about to burst your bubble. This year, my brother in law and sister in law are coming with my brother and I. We got rid of the van- unless I get something bigger between now and the 'gate I most likely won't have room for you. But, what about Puck? Isn't he renting a minivan again this year? Just don't sit all the way in the back as he loves to back into parking lot signs.
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Damm, thinking that I'm about to burst your bubble. This year, my brother in law and sister in law are coming with my brother and I. We got rid of the van- unless I get something bigger between now and the 'gate I most likely won't have room for you. But, what about Puck? Isn't he renting a minivan again this year? Just don't sit all the way in the back as he loves to back into parking lot signs.
Not sure what Puck has in mind for rental but "People Mover" was mentioned - I assumed we were renting a helicopter because we were staying so far out. I'm sure we will be able to help out though.
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Not sure what Puck has in mind for rental but "People Mover" was mentioned - I assumed we were renting a helicopter because we were staying so far out. I'm sure we will be able to help out though.
You will love the ride of death, I drive like Winston Wolf.
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You will love the ride of death, I drive like Winston Wolf.
(http://i.imgur.com/Zg8CT.gif)
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(http://i.imgur.com/Zg8CT.gif)
That's a slick parallel park.
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Damm, thinking that I'm about to burst your bubble. This year, my brother in law and sister in law are coming with my brother and I. We got rid of the van- unless I get something bigger between now and the 'gate I most likely won't have room for you. But, what about Puck? Isn't he renting a minivan again this year? Just don't sit all the way in the back as he loves to back into parking lot signs.
You know what this means? Guinness may have to drive into New Jersey. Let the hilarity ensue.
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Damm, thinking that I'm about to burst your bubble. This year, my brother in law and sister in law are coming with my brother and I. We got rid of the van- unless I get something bigger between now and the 'gate I most likely won't have room for you. But, what about Puck? Isn't he renting a minivan again this year? Just don't sit all the way in the back as he loves to back into parking lot signs.
I have too many as it is. I would love to drive the angry tall man. I can arrange for transportation I am pretty sure as I am going to need 2 vans.
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That's a slick parallel park.
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I have too many as it is. I would love to drive the angry tall man. I can arrange for transportation I am pretty sure as I am going to need 2 vans.
I'm getting excited now I thought you were joking about the hot blondes.
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I can't drive. My car is not reliable enough to get me there. Doesn't matter, if it's with Puck, I have no problem with that. Just...7:30 am on the dot I am hopeful for. Thank you, puck. freak you, Koz.
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I can't drive. My car is not reliable enough to get me there. Doesn't matter, if it's with Puck, I have no problem with that. Just...7:30 am on the dot I am hopeful for. Thank you, puck. freak you, Koz.
Don't sweat it Brother, we will get you picked up somehow.
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Don't sweat it Brother, we will get you picked up somehow.
I can see transportation is going to be the toughest thing for the tailgate. We will be fine though. I might just check into renting a bus or something, there's that many people.
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I don't have any idea how I'm getting there yet.
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Don't sweat it Brother, we will get you picked up somehow.
It would be much appreciated. My car is from 2002, I've had to sink a decent amount of money into it lately. I'd probably make it there, but I don't drive the car much anymore. I probably haven't driven it past 15 miles of my house since last years tailgate.
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I should be able to pick people up at the Secaucas junction if that helps anyone.
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I can see transportation is going to be the toughest thing for the tailgate. We will be fine though. I might just check into renting a bus or something, there's that many people.
Are you transporting JE's Steeler nation too?
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Are you transporting JE's Steeler nation too?
Puck has already scheduled a bus to drive off the Englewood Cliffs into the Hudson.
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I can hail a cab for someone if they need it. I'd better go ahead and start trying now.
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Are you transporting JE's Steeler nation too?
Oh yes, see below:
Puck has already scheduled a bus to drive off the Englewood Cliffs into the Hudson.
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I know I'm going to get SJ for this one given his penchant for group activity, but we should get at least a few of us to do one of these tailgate weekend. I did one yesterday and it was MUCH better than I thought it would be:
http://roomescapeadventures.com/new-york-ny/
http://static.escapetheroomnyc.com/bookeo.html
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I did one in HK. Had a lot more fun than I expected.
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I know I'm going to get SJ for this one given his penchant for group activity, but we should get at least a few of us to do one of these tailgate weekend. I did one yesterday and it was MUCH better than I thought it would be:
http://roomescapeadventures.com/new-york-ny/
http://static.escapetheroomnyc.com/bookeo.html
Great idea. Well done laddie for suggesting this. Lets have a roll call to see who would be in?
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Let's do it after a night of drinking- at about 2 AM.
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Let's do it after a night of drinking- at about 2 AM.
Yeah, two parts of that aren't going to work.
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Great idea. Well done laddie for suggesting this. Lets have a roll call to see who would be in?
They won't let you in drunk, so we need to figure out how early people could get into the city on either Friday or Saturday. Do it, then drink it up.
BTW went to a Brazilian BBQ place on Saturday that would have absolutely blown your mind.
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They won't let you in drunk, so we need to figure out how early people could get into the city on either Friday or Saturday. Do it, then drink it up.
BTW went to a Brazilian BBQ place on Saturday that would have absolutely blown your mind.
I could do Friday any time after 3PM
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Lock me in a box with you faggots and try and get out? What can go wrong there?
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Some positive news for the game per Schefter.
PITT: LB Ryan Shazier sprained MCL, MRI today. LB Jarvis Jones likely needs wrist surgery, sidelined indefinitely. CB Ike Taylor broke arm.
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Some positive news for the game per Schefter.
PITT: LB Ryan Shazier sprained MCL, MRI today. LB Jarvis Jones likely needs wrist surgery, sidelined indefinitely. CB Ike Taylor broke arm.
Now all we need is Roethlisberger and Polamalu to beat up some kids or something.
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Now all we need is Roethlisberger and Polamalu to beat up some kids or something.
I will settle for Antonio Brown.
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They won't let you in drunk, so we need to figure out how early people could get into the city on either Friday or Saturday. Do it, then drink it up.
BTW went to a Brazilian BBQ place on Saturday that would have absolutely blown your mind.
Sounds good but I checked availability and it looks like there a very few spaces when we are in town. We need someone to take ownership of this idea.
I am never opposed to a bit of Brazilian..... So you were in New York scoping out a place for our annual Friday dinner. I like it.
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Lock me in a box with you faggots and try and get out? What can go wrong there?
Lets make it interesting- we all have to wear Kilts.
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Lets make it interesting- we all have to wear Kilts.
I gave up wearing dresses when they turned me down for transgender surgery. Besides you're part of England now, more precisely still part of England, they outlawed Kilts, they said it's the male version of a burkha.
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I gave up wearing dresses when they turned me down for transgender surgery. Besides you're part of England now, more precisely still part of England, they outlawed Kilts, they said it's the male version of a burkha.
That was below the belt.
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That was below the belt.
You still have the bag pipes fine sir.
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Sounds good but I checked availability and it looks like there a very few spaces when we are in town. We need someone to take ownership of this idea.
I am never opposed to a bit of Brazilian..... So you were in New York scoping out a place for our annual Friday dinner. I like it.
Oh man, I wish. This place was a churrascaria in Koreatown of all places, yet possibly the best Brazilian I've ever eaten, including Fogo de Chao. We'd never get everyone to do a churrascaria for that group night. It would be $60/person for the all you can eat before drinks.
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Oh, and Friday is probably a better plan for escape the room. We'd just need to pick one of the two. The place I did was the Zombie one, and they don't even do reservations that far in advance. It's a month. So, if we wanted that we'd just buy up the tickets October 7th or contact them about doing a private party and get a date/time reserved.
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Oh man, I wish. This place was a churrascaria in Koreatown of all places, yet possibly the best Brazilian I've ever eaten, including Fogo de Chao. We'd never get everyone to do a churrascaria for that group night. It would be $60/person for the all you can eat before drinks.
You really like Brazilian places? I find the best part of the Brazilian steak joints is always their salad bar. It's a waste to spend 60 in one of those places. The best ones I have been to, the meat isn't as good as you would get at a fancy aged steakhouse, where you really don't pay appreciably more. I have been to a well regarded Brazilian joint in NYC. I honestly don't feel they're worth it, but different strokes.
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You really like Brazilian places? I find the best part of the Brazilian steak joints is always their salad bar. It's a waste to spend 60 in one of those places. The best ones I have been to, the meat isn't as good as you would get at a fancy aged steakhouse, where you really don't pay appreciably more. I have been to a well regarded Brazilian joint in NYC. I honestly don't feel they're worth it, but different strokes.
My love of a nice bit of Brazilian has nothing to do with food.
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My love of a nice bit of Brazilian has nothing to do with food.
hahaha I hear you.
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So is Carmines or Dinosaur still tabled for Friday night? Hoping for Dinosaur- let's try something new that interests everyone and is incredibly affordable.
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So is Carmines or Dinosaur still tabled for Friday night? Hoping for Dinosaur- let's try something new that interests everyone and is incredibly affordable.
Well we are going to have BBQ at the tailgate, do we want to go ahead and have it on Friday as well?, I don't care either way just asking. I think the Dinosaur was too far, it's in Harlem.I am pretty sure Carmines was off the table as well. We need to find a place though.
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So is Carmines or Dinosaur still tabled for Friday night? Hoping for Dinosaur- let's try something new that interests everyone and is incredibly affordable.
I agree it would be nice to get this squared away; the meet and greet is sorted for the Thursday evening for those can make it, but we could do with getting the official Friday dinner done and dusted and reservations taken care of.
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I agree it would be nice to get this squared away; the meet and greet is sorted for the Thursday evening for those can make it, but we could do with getting the official Friday dinner done and dusted and reservations taken care of.
Word
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Puck- it' s a quick subway ride (you won't get derriere raped by a gang of Crips/Bloods) and I assure you that the food we're going to have on Sunday can't hold it's own against what's going to be served @ Dinosaur.
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Puck- it' s a quick subway ride (you won't get derriere raped by a gang of Crips/Bloods) and I assure you that the food we're going to have on Sunday can't hold it's own against what's going to be served @ Dinosaur.
I'd like to simultaneously vouch for both Dinosaur and Gavin's BBQ prowess.
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I'd like to simultaneously vouch for both Dinosaur and Gavin's BBQ prowess.
Hmm ok then. Let me ask a silly question then- Why is Carmines off the table? It's been a mainstay that has proven to be reasonably priced, tolerates loud assholes and has really good food. Did I miss something along the way?
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Hmm ok then. Let me ask a silly question then- Why is Carmines off the table. It's been a mainstay that has proven to be reasonably priced, tolerates loud assholes and has really good food. Did I miss something along the way?
Mostly a desire to do something different. I'm not totally against going to Carmine's again, but I'd like to try something new if we can find one that works.
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Mostly a desire to do something different. I'm not totally against going to Carmine's again, but I'd like to try something new if we can find one that works.
Here's what Yelp says about restaurants that best accommodate big groups-
http://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=Fun+Restaurants+For+Big+Group&find_loc=New+York%2C+NY
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Calle Ocho and Tony's DiNapoli look decent.
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Hmm ok then. Let me ask a silly question then- Why is Carmines off the table? It's been a mainstay that has proven to be reasonably priced, tolerates loud assholes and has really good food. Did I miss something along the way?
It was wanting to do something different, but if everyone wants Carmine's, we'll do Carmine's. I never thought it was "really good" food, but it's certainly not bad by any stretch.
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Here's what Yelp says about restaurants that best accommodate big groups-
http://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=Fun+Restaurants+For+Big+Group&find_loc=New+York%2C+NY
Calle Ocho and Tony's DiNapoli look decent.
I'm definitely down to try Calle Ocho.
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Hmm ok then. Let me ask a silly question then- Why is Carmines off the table? It's been a mainstay that has proven to be reasonably priced, tolerates loud assholes and has really good food. Did I miss something along the way?
As previously mentioned some of our group wanted to do something different.
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It was wanting to do something different, but if everyone wants Carmine's, we'll do Carmine's. I never thought it was "really good" food, but it's certainly not bad by any stretch.
It's really good family style food. Is it the best in NYC? Not even close. There aren't many places in the city that offer what we are looking for in terms of accommodating a big group, keeping things reasonable and offering a decent variety in terms of menu.
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I'm definitely down to try Calle Ocho.
Put me down for that one as well- certainly qualifies as "different."
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Puck- it' s a quick subway ride (you won't get derriere raped by a gang of Crips/Bloods) and I assure you that the food we're going to have on Sunday can't hold it's own against what's going to be served @ Dinosaur.
If it's a short subway ride, lets do the Dinosaur. I am ok with it.
Here's what Yelp says about restaurants that best accommodate big groups-
http://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=Fun+Restaurants+For+Big+Group&find_loc=New+York%2C+NY
Hahaha I just googled the same thing and the results were similar.
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Put me down for that one as well- certainly qualifies as "different."
Not to me it doesn't, it's every other restaurant here.
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You really like Brazilian places? I find the best part of the Brazilian steak joints is always their salad bar. It's a waste to spend 60 in one of those places. The best ones I have been to, the meat isn't as good as you would get at a fancy aged steakhouse, where you really don't pay appreciably more. I have been to a well regarded Brazilian joint in NYC. I honestly don't feel they're worth it, but different strokes.
I don't eat Brazilian often. It's a risk. There are so many bad Brazilian places, and an awful lot of overrated ones as well, and they start off at a higher price to begin with. Since it's a common point of comparison, this place may have had better meat than Ben and Jack's. It was the same experience of complete and absolute bliss in every bite. The only other place I can say that about on the Brazilian front is Fogo.
It was incredibly good. Every cut of beef was outstanding, the lamb, even the chicken, although I don't eat much chicken when it's all you can eat. It was just plain awesome.
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Not to me it doesn't, it's every other restaurant here.
...solid point.
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We need a pole.
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We need a pole.
A stripper pole?
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Calle Ocho is going to hit some people in the wallet. Carmine's and Dinosaur are the best options it would seem.
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I will set up a pole. I don't see the poll option though.
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A stripper pole?
http://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=Family+Style+Restaurants&find_loc=New+York%2C+NY
Yelp re Family Style- if that's what we are still shooting for.
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I don't eat Brazilian often.
Neither does Brady. Get it? He's GAY! Bam!
Do we have a spot in the lot picked out? Reason I ask is the people I usually meet there have a tailgate lined up for the Pittsburgh game, would be good to get them in the same spot. Easier to ask than to read 129 pages of this, thanks.
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Neither does Brady. Get it? He's GAY! Bam!
Do we have a spot in the lot picked out? Reason I ask is the people I usually meet there have a tailgate lined up for the Pittsburgh game, would be good to get them in the same spot. Easier to ask than to read 129 pages of this, thanks.
I am pretty sure it's D-2.
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I am pretty sure it's D-2.
Cool, thanks.
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Neither does Brady. Get it? He's GAY! Bam!
Do we have a spot in the lot picked out? Reason I ask is the people I usually meet there have a tailgate lined up for the Pittsburgh game, would be good to get them in the same spot. Easier to ask than to read 129 pages of this, thanks.
Same spot as it was 2 years ago.
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Cool, thanks.
Tell them that's a preliminary thing. Let 17a confirm that.
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I am pretty sure it's D-2.
Lot D1, 17a's guy crushed the food at the bears game. NY strip steaks
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Lot D1, 17a's guy crushed the food at the bears game. NY strip steaks
Sounds good. Looking forward to it.
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Sounds good. Looking forward to it.
"Rothlisberger.... HOMO!!"
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"Rothlisberger.... HOMO!!"
Rapey takes it up the derriere. Do daaaaa do daaaaaa!
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If the Jets keep playing this way I'll be giving serious thought to hanging in the parking lot during the game and cutting my losses.
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If the Jets keep playing this way I'll be giving serious thought to hanging in the parking lot during the game and cutting my losses.
If they stink up the joint like our tailgate against the Pats, I am leaving during halftime to fire up the grills.
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If they stink up the joint like our tailgate against the Pats, I am leaving during halftime to fire up the grills.
I'll buy that. No need in siting inside and further adding to your misery.
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If the Jets keep playing this way I'll be giving serious thought to hanging in the parking lot during the game and cutting my losses.
If it makes you feel any better, the Steelers are also freaking dreadful.
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I'll buy that. No need in siting inside and further adding to your misery.
Exactly, I am with you there.
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If they stink up the joint like our tailgate against the Pats, I am leaving during halftime to fire up the grills.
This sounds good but "fire up the grills for what" - to stay warm. I haven't seen you grill a piece of toast.
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This sounds good but "fire up the grills for what" - to stay warm. I haven't seen you grill a piece of toast.
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This sounds good but "fire up the grills for what" - to stay warm. I haven't seen you grill a piece of toast.
Actually, I am quite the cook, ask anyone that knows me.
I just have so many other things to do on tailgate day, like bust everyone's balls, that I am too busy.
BTW I cooked shrimp kabobs the 1st and 2nd tailgates because the hooligans that were originally cooking them were turning the shrimp to dust.
BTW #2: GFY SJ
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Actually, I am quite the cook, ask anyone that knows me.
I just have so many other things to do on tailgate day, like bust everyone's balls, that I am too busy.
BTW I cooked shrimp kabobs the 1st and 2nd tailgates because the hooligans that were originally cooking them were turning the shrimp to dust.
BTW #2: GFY SJ
I remember the Shrimp dust- here was me thinking that this was some kind of elaborate condiment to put on the wings.
Fair comment though. Now that 17a has a chef doing the grilling I think now is the time to confess that (as my slightly rotund disposition would suggest) I am fairly accomplished cook, I'm serious but I ain't flying to New York to stand over a grill and besides I have to lube my throat for the game.
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I remember the Shrimp dust- here was me thinking that this was some kind of elaborate condiment to put on the wings.
Fair comment though. Now that 17a has a chef doing the grilling I think now is the time to confess that (as my slightly rotund disposition would suggest) I am fairly accomplished cook, I'm serious but I ain't flying to New York to stand over a grill and besides I have to lube my throat for the game.
As am I, this times a million.
At home I have to take care of a million different things I don't go to New York to do the very same excrement I am getting away from.
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I'm a sous chef at a two-star Michelin restaurant in Midtown Manhattan but now's not the time to brag
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I made an egg once.
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I cooked mussels last night and didn't make myself sick.
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I boil water.
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I'm a sous chef at a two-star Michelin restaurant in Midtown Manhattan but now's not the time to brag
Get the tailgate dinner comped.
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Here's a thought. We're all going to get banged for $25 (not a bang, but more of a pinch) to cover food and labor. Kevin's friend, who's going to be cooking for ALOT more people than usual, is going to be pretty much working the grill nonstop from beginning of the gate until we head inside.
Idea- Paypal set up for all of us to contribute in the weeks leading up to the tailgate- you want to give $2 fine, $5, great, etc- whatever you feel is an appropriate "tip."
A few days before, we close out the Paypal and get a gift card for this fellow. I'm not even sure if he goes into the game.
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Damn...36 days away from arrival in NYC. It's coming up quick.
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Here's a thought. We're all going to get banged for $25 (not a bang, but more of a pinch) to cover food and labor. Kevin's friend, who's going to be cooking for ALOT more people than usual, is going to be pretty much working the grill nonstop from beginning of the gate until we head inside.
Idea- Paypal set up for all of us to contribute in the weeks leading up to the tailgate- you want to give $2 fine, $5, great, etc- whatever you feel is an appropriate "tip."
A few days before, we close out the Paypal and get a gift card for this fellow. I'm not even sure if he goes into the game.
I ain't tipping until I know the grills are fired up after the game. He isn't leaving until we do.
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Here's a thought. We're all going to get banged for $25 (not a bang, but more of a pinch) to cover food and labor. Kevin's friend, who's going to be cooking for ALOT more people than usual, is going to be pretty much working the grill nonstop from beginning of the gate until we head inside.
Idea- Paypal set up for all of us to contribute in the weeks leading up to the tailgate- you want to give $2 fine, $5, great, etc- whatever you feel is an appropriate "tip."
A few days before, we close out the Paypal and get a gift card for this fellow. I'm not even sure if he goes into the game.
He does go to the game too.
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Here's a thought. We're all going to get banged for $25 (not a bang, but more of a pinch) to cover food and labor. Kevin's friend, who's going to be cooking for ALOT more people than usual, is going to be pretty much working the grill nonstop from beginning of the gate until we head inside.
Idea- Paypal set up for all of us to contribute in the weeks leading up to the tailgate- you want to give $2 fine, $5, great, etc- whatever you feel is an appropriate "tip."
A few days before, we close out the Paypal and get a gift card for this fellow. I'm not even sure if he goes into the game.
Are you suggesting separate cheques you son of a bitch?!?!
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Damn...36 days away from arrival in NYC. It's coming up quick.
I am already moist.
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I am already moist.
SJ is excite
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Here's my question...we don't bring anything else at all, food-wise?
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Here's my question...we don't bring anything else at all, food-wise?
You can bring your appetizer deli.
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You can bring your appetizer deli.
what about a package of Johnsonville bratwurst? chrebet86 is going to need something to throw up.
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what about a package of Johnsonville bratwurst? chrebet86 is going to need something to throw up.
Oh yes that would be fantastic. I am going to sit him near Pittsburgh fans, they will smell like puke and brats, it will remind them of home.
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You can bring your appetizer deli.
Well...that's what I kinda wondering. I would have no problem manning a grill, I have spent a few hours the past two years doing that, but obviously it'd be a little easier not having to worry about that at all. It'd be a little weird, but I'd get over that rather quick.
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Oh yes that would be fantastic. I am going to sit him near Johnny English's friends, they will smell like puke and brats, it will remind them of home.
Fyp.
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Here's my question...we don't bring anything else at all, food-wise?
There's no obligation to bring any food but we're all free to do whatever.
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Guinness heads to Costco the morning of the tailgate, distracts all of the "sample ladies" by calling in a bomb threat, and then takes their little cheese/meat offerings while running out of the store. He later passes these goods off as his own. I felt that sufficient time has passed where the truth needed to be known.
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Guinness heads to Costco the morning of the tailgate, distracts all of the "sample ladies" by calling in a bomb threat, and then takes their little cheese/meat offerings while running out of the store. He later passes these goods off as his own. I felt that sufficient time has passed where the truth needed to be known.
It's alright. It's called being resourceful. It required a little work.
Guinness steals apps...already a tag. Haha, well done.
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i love the free sample lunch at Costco. Who doesn't?!
Guinness, try and steal some jalapeno poppers for me. thanks dude.
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SJ is excite
Indeed I am. My Jet Pyjamas are in my case.
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Fyp.
Hahahah well done.
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Well...that's what I kinda wondering. I would have no problem manning a grill, I have spent a few hours the past two years doing that, but obviously it'd be a little easier not having to worry about that at all. It'd be a little weird, but I'd get over that rather quick.
Yeah I can't imagine you adjusting well if you had to solely concentrate on drinking and busting balls, you would be totally out of your element.
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Indeed I am. My Jet Pyjamas are in my case.
Look at this guy. He still thinks he'll be wearing pajamas when he stays with Puck and The Tongue. Santa doesn't want anything between him and his meal.
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Look at this guy. He still thinks he'll be wearing pajamas when he stays with Puck and The Tongue. Santa doesn't want anything between him and his meal.
You should talk you're going to be the mayo in an MBGreen, Blowjanglesman sandwich.
BTW: Thanks people are looking at me and asking why the freak is he laughing at nothing.
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Yeah I can't imagine you adjusting well if you had to solely concentrate on drinking and busting balls, you would be totally out of your element.
This guy.
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You should talk you're going to be the mayo in an MBGreen, Blowjanglesman sandwich.
BTW: Thanks people are looking at me and asking why the freak is he laughing at nothing.
TIL Puck eats sandwiches with just mayo and white bread.
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TIL Puck eats sandwiches with just mayo and white bread.
My recent life change has deprived me of pretty much my entire bank account, it's gubnment cheese for this guy.
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My recent life change has deprived me of pretty much my entire bank account, it's gubnment cheese for this guy.
i'll bring a jar of cheese whiz to the tailgate for you.
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TIL Puck eats sandwiches with government cheese and white bread.
And knowing is half the battle.
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i'll bring a jar of cheese whiz to the tailgate for you.
and miracle whip and you have a deal.
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My recent life change has deprived me of pretty much my entire bank account, it's gubnment cheese for this guy.
Didn't know your sex change surgery was that pricey.
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Didn't know your sex change surgery was that pricey.
No I got rejected for that, they said I too closely resemble Buffalo Bill, I didn't fit the profile. I had surgery to add a third breast, I wanted to make myself unattractive to men like you.
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No I got rejected for that, they said I too closely resemble Buffalo Bill, I didn't fit the profile. I had surgery to add a third breast, I wanted to make myself unattractive to me like you.
I like tritties!
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I like tritties!
Going for Quads tomorrow.
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I don't know why I keep opening this thread today.
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I don't know why I keep opening this thread today.
This thread is crack. You open it up and it gives you enjoyment for about 3 seconds and then it's all pain till you open it up 5 minutes later.
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No one wants to search back 56 pages for something they missed, so we keep up.
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Here's a thought. We're all going to get banged for $25 (not a bang, but more of a pinch) to cover food and labor. Kevin's friend, who's going to be cooking for ALOT more people than usual, is going to be pretty much working the grill nonstop from beginning of the gate until we head inside.
Idea- Paypal set up for all of us to contribute in the weeks leading up to the tailgate- you want to give $2 fine, $5, great, etc- whatever you feel is an appropriate "tip."
A few days before, we close out the Paypal and get a gift card for this fellow. I'm not even sure if he goes into the game.
This is another great idea and one that I think would be appreciated by 17a. If his guy is taking on the cooking chore it would be nice to show our appreciation for his time, out-with his outlay for the chow. I'm all in for this and if we are only throwing in a few bucks it could be a nice sum and would be a nice gesture.
Remember on the day, guys are usually squaring up the game ticket money with our own personal agents- ( Puck and 17a) and we are also throwing in a few dollars for Chris's family so this is one thing less we need to do on the day.
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This is another great idea and one that I think would be appreciated by 17a. If his guy is taking on the cooking chore it would be nice to show our appreciation for his time out-with his outlay for the chow. I'm all in for this and if we are only throwing in a few bucks it could be a nice sum and would be a nice gesture.
Remember on the day, guys are usually squaring up the game ticket money with our own personal agents- ( Puck and 17a) and we are also throwing in a few dollars for Chris's family so this is one thing less we need to do on the day.
I totally forgot, that's another reason I don't really cook, I am always collecting money at the tailgate. This time it's going to be a pita.
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The next month is going to fly by.
The tailgate still seems about 2-3 months away.....but it's only 5 weeks.
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I'll include a tip when I pay the guy on game day. Not sure why I'd be paying twice. It seems a lot easier for everyone to just give a little more than the required $25 that day. Unless you think it's better for us all to show up with a group gift card like he's our kids' 2nd grade teacher. Can you pick up flowers too?
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The next month is going to fly by.
The tailgate still seems about 2-3 months away.....but it's only 5 weeks.
Good thing you booked your hotel 8 months ago.
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Good thing you booked your hotel 8 months ago.
Hahah
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The next month is going to fly by.
The tailgate still seems about 2-3 months away.....but it's only 5 weeks.
You reminded me the countdown thread.
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Good thing you booked your hotel 8 months ago.
Absolutely right. It's a good thing MB pushed to find something early. I decided to go check Airbnb to see what would have been available if we waited. Looks like nothing close to what we found, and the prices have all gotten worse for inferior options.
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Absolutely right. It's a good thing MB pushed to find something early. I decided to go check Airbnb to see what would have been available if we waited. Looks like nothing close to what we found, and the prices have all gotten worse for inferior options.
You're kidding I hope.
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You reminded me the countdown thread.
get on that, knave.
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Good thing you booked your hotel 8 months ago.
"hahaha, this guy"
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get on that, knave.
Done, some good one's today. I hope you enjoy.
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Done, some good one's today. I hope you enjoy.
I was checking the Rangers schedule. Too bad the tailgate wasn't the weekend prior, the Jets will be at MSG on the Saturday Night (Nov 1).
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I was checking the Rangers schedule. Too bad the tailgate wasn't the weekend prior, the Jets will be at MSG on the Saturday Night (Nov 1).
I can guarantee we would have had tickets to that. oh well.
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I can guarantee we would have had tickets to that. oh well.
It would've been fun to wave my Trouba jersey in your face everytime we scored...so, probably once.
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It would've been fun to wave my Trouba jersey in your face everytime we scored...so, probably once.
Hahaha the beauty of the Garden I would just have to duck at the barrage of pretzels coming your way.
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I wonder if Guinness will get his own personal Scotch bottle he won't share with anyone this year.
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I'll include a tip when I pay the guy on game day. Not sure why I'd be paying twice. It seems a lot easier for everyone to just give a little more than the required $25 that day. Unless you think it's better for us all to show up with a group gift card like he's our kids' 2nd grade teacher. Can you pick up flowers too?
I forgot that you keep extra cash and emergency supplies inside the oversized hats you fancy. Carry on.
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I forgot that you keep extra cash and emergency supplies inside the oversized hats you fancy. Carry on.
Wasn't that your hat he borrowed?
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You're kidding I hope.
Nope. Hotels offer their best prices just beforehand, but apparently it pays to keep an eye open for better Airbnb places so you don't get stuck later. We got a much better place than the stuff available now.
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I forgot that you keep extra cash and emergency supplies inside the oversized hats you fancy. Carry on.
It also doubles as a rowboat in case of flooding.
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I forgot that you keep extra cash and emergency supplies inside the oversized hats you fancy. Carry on.
Nicely handled.
It was a good idea but what's the point in suggestions to make life easier on the day when your dealing with imbeciles.
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Nicely handled.
It was a good idea but what's the point in suggestions to make life easier on the day when your dealing with imbeciles.
You sure are whiny this morning, are all the windmills intruding into your personal space?
BTW it's an entire truckload of imbeciles.
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Nicely handled.
It was a good idea but what's the point in suggestions to make life easier on the day when your dealing with imbeciles.
Uh, we're all paying him the day of either way. The suggestion was to put together a separate fund for a tip and then give the tip to him as a gift card. How is that easier than paying the money and the tip all at once?
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Uh, we're all paying him the day of either way. The suggestion was to put together a separate fund for a tip and then give the tip to him as a gift card. How is that easier than paying the money and the tip all at once?
It's so much easier to pay Koz 5 bucks for a night at Rick's then it is to add the 5 bucks to the money you're going to pay the cook. I mean adding another layer usually makes things easier? NO?
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It's so much easier to pay Koz 5 bucks for a night at Rick's then it is to add the 5 bucks to the money you're going to pay the cook. I mean adding another layer usually makes things easier? NO?
I think SJ may have thought Koz was offering to collect the fee for everyone and not just tips. I didn't see that in his post. Either way, PayPal is a pain in the derriere for stuff like this. It's bad enough collecting for fantasy when people forget about fees and stuff. Getting 5 buck contributions from people via PayPal and the. Cashing it out to a card is going to suck. Just tell people to bring 30 bucks instead of the 30 they were planning to bring anyway.
And for the joke about bringing extra cash around, I'd hope it's not unheard of that people will have extra cash when we're going to be passing the hat for Chris's family.
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I think SJ may have thought Koz was offering to collect the fee for everyone and not just tips. I didn't see that in his post. Either way, PayPal is a pain in the derriere for stuff like this. It's bad enough collecting for fantasy when people forget about fees and stuff. Getting 5 buck contributions from people via PayPal and the. Cashing it out to a card is going to suck. Just tell people to bring 30 bucks instead of the 30 they were planning to bring anyway.
And for the joke about bringing extra cash around, I'd hope it's not unheard of that people will have extra cash when we're going to be passing the hat for Chris's family.
Most people are expecting Woody to come around and empty his wallet again, that's why I am going to hold off on the cash.
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I suggest everyone do what they want to do.
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I wonder if Guinness will get his own personal Scotch bottle he won't share with anyone this year.
Haha, I won that bottle about 30 minutes before game time and had to drive. What the freak was I gonna do?
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By the way, 17a said the food is $20/head. I don't know how you guys inflated it to $25 before tip.
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What was the name of the scotch that SJ was passing around during the Pats' tailgate a few years ago? Dat was good.
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What was the name of the scotch that SJ was passing around during the Pats' tailgate a few years ago? Dat was good.
Highland Park. 18 Year I believe.
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Highland Park. 18 Year I believe.
it was like drinking tasty fire.
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It was the best scotch I've ever had. It was definitely at least 18YR, I had the 15YR later and it didn't measure up.
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I suggest everyone do what they want to do.
You sir are suggesting anarchy, a you're a regular rebel.
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Highland Park. 18 Year I believe.
I thought it was this:
(http://whiskeyapostle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Macallan.jpg)
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Haha, I won that bottle about 30 minutes before game time and had to drive. What the freak was I gonna do?
Share you dickhead, I would have.
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It was the best scotch I've ever had. It was definitely at least 18YR, I had the 15YR later and it didn't measure up.
I thought the Bowmore he brought was the best.
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I thought it was this:
(http://whiskeyapostle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Macallan.jpg)
That could have been last year or the year before. But I know 2011 was definitely Highland Park.
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I thought the Bowmore he brought was the best.
Don't remember if I tried that one. I'm usually drunk by the time the scotch comes out.
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Don't remember if I tried that one. I'm usually drunk by the time the scotch comes out.
To be honest every year he brings one I think that's the best, except last year when that selfish prick Guinness didn't share excrement with anyone.
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I took this picture last year of someone's liquor. Is this the right one? Might have been JE's stuff?
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Yeah. What a selfish prick i am every year.
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If it was last year it was the bottle i so selfishly won.
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Let me set the record straight. I believe I told Guiness not to open the bottle: there was enough drink flying around to sink the Bismark and there was already a nice Scotch on the go, I thought it would be pointless and a nice wee gesture to Chuck since he had dropped a bundle on all the provisions he had supplied for the tailgate.
Highland Park is my favourite whiskey and the 18 year old is particularly lovely with a great finish. I am impressed by all your tastes though and the Bowman I brought was a special edition not available in the US with nice tangŷ sea notes- loyal Jet sent me a message complimenting the bottle after the event a few years back. Needles to say I will be bringing another over this year.
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I heard Guiness is bringing 3 coolers of beer, all for himself, this year
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I took this picture last year of someone's liquor. Is this the right one? Might have been JE's stuff?
Not me, I brought Sortilege and Canadian vodka.
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Not me, I brought Sortilege and Canadian vodka.
yes please
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I heard Guiness is bringing 3 coolers of beer, all for himself, this year
That's a damn good idea. I'm going to charge for each beer I "give away."
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That's a damn good idea. I'm going to charge for each beer I "give away."
Alright, I'll bring you a giftcard for $4.50 to applebees
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Let me set the record straight. I believe I told Guiness not to open the bottle: there was enough drink flying around to sink the Bismark and there was already a nice Scotch on the go, I thought it would be pointless and a nice wee gesture to Chuck since he had dropped a bundle on all the provisions he had supplied for the tailgate.
Highland Park is my favourite whiskey and the 18 year old is particularly lovely with a great finish. I am impressed by all your tastes though and the Bowman I brought was a special edition not available in the US with nice tangŷ sea notes- loyal Jet sent me a message complimenting the bottle after the event a few years back. Needles to say I will be bringing another over this year.
Jim, I appreciate the defense although I'm sure the Puckstapo is just being his usual Puckstapo self. That's pretty much what went down, I felt kinda bad about it, but you told me not to worry, so I didn't. This year, I'm not driving and if I win any trivia contest, SJ, announce the winner at like 10am and I'll give the first glass to that fuckface in Miami.
And...thank you. That was very generous of you and was completely unexpected. A great scotch too.
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Alright, I'll bring you a giftcard for $4.50 to applebees
Coming from a member of this board, that's the gift that keeps on giving. Worth its weight in gold.
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The Bowman was the Texans year, right? That was freaking delicious.
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yes please
If I come I will bring Sortilege and vodka.
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What exactly is Sortilege?
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What exactly is Sortilege?
Maple whiskey.
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Maple whiskey.
Ah...the "insta-drunk". I had that the year of the Pats game. Delicious.
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Maple whiskey.
<3 <3
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<3 <3
The freak is that supposed to mean?
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Ah...the "insta-drunk". I had that the year of the Pats game. Delicious.
Did you not have any last year? I brought two bottles last time, will do the same this year.
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The freak is that supposed to mean?
Eskimo kisses for the maple whiskey
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Eskimo kisses for the maple whiskey
OK.
a) All I'm seeing is a bunch of ASCII
b) You know what b is, you big hairy poof.
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Did you not have any last year? I brought two bottles last time, will do the same this year.
No. I drank no liquor last year. I had to drive.
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No. I drank no liquor last year. I had to drive.
Maybe you shouldve, you high strung bastard
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No. I drank no liquor last year. I had to drive.
Your decision making skills are questionable.
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Maybe you shouldve, you high strung bastard
Other than, I'd argue understandably considering I asked for the pass days in advance, blowing my top about the pass, I was fine the rest of the day. Christ, I was still feeling Friday night on Sunday.
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Your decision making skills are questionable.
I would never argue that. I was pretty much sober most of the day last year. I drank maybe a 6 before the game. The closest I was to being buzzed was game time.
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Just to note, I drink liquor once every 3 months at this point in my life. It's sad, I just can't handle it the way I used to.
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Just to note, I drink liquor once every 3 months at this point in my life. It's sad, I just can't handle it the way I used to.
I can't handle it at all, it's what makes the tailgate so much fun for me. I can stand there yelling at people's vapour trails.
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Yeah. What a selfish prick i am every year.
If it was last year it was the bottle i so selfishly won.
Feeling guilty, Mr Grinch?
Jim, I appreciate the defense although I'm sure the Puckstapo is just being his usual Puckstapo self. That's pretty much what went down, I felt kinda bad about it, but you told me not to worry, so I didn't. This year, I'm not driving and if I win any trivia contest, SJ, announce the winner at like 10am and I'll give the first glass to that fuckface in Miami.
And...thank you. That was very generous of you and was completely unexpected. A great scotch too.
Hahahahaha it's Mr Fuckface to you. You're too easy.
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Feeling guilty? With you?
Hahahahaha. Have another appetizer, you fat pig.
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If I come I will bring Sortilege and vodka.
What's the chances of that happening? You want me to hold tickets?
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What's the chances of that happening? You want me to hold tickets?
He's moving, which could also mean he isn't coming. At the very least, it could mean no Mrs. English. That also could influence him to stay home since she's his excuse to not take part in more of the weekend.
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Feeling guilty? With you?
Hahahahaha. Have another appetizer, you fat pig.
Devils fan now?
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And I'm serious about the Room Escape. It would be great to get an idea of who is interested before tickets go on sale for the weekend.
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He's moving, which could also mean he isn't coming. At the very least, it could mean no Mrs. English. That also could influence him to stay home since she's his excuse to not take part in more of the weekend.
Yeah he's out if she doesn't come.
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Devils fan now?
I knew I couldn't sneak a hockey reference past you. Fuckface.
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I knew I couldn't sneak a hockey reference past you. Fuckface.
Nope, selfish prick. Lol
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Just watched this sweet highlight reel from the 2010 game.
http://www.newyorkjets.com/videos/videos/Vikings-vs-Jets-highlights/17e9bd61-73a0-44e6-82e3-f85b09203c31
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And this classic moment from the 2011 tailgate.
(http://i.imgur.com/NmWMELa.jpg)
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And this classic moment from the 2011 tailgate.
(http://i.imgur.com/NmWMELa.jpg)
I must've forgotten about that due to the fog steaming from Chrebet86's barf pile.
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And this classic moment from the 2011 tailgate.
(http://i.imgur.com/NmWMELa.jpg)
Nice. Yankee Stadium?
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What's the chances of that happening? You want me to hold tickets?
Unknown right now, and thanks but no. It will probably be a late decision based upon a bunch of things falling into place. If I can swing the trip I'll just pick one up off StubHub.
He's moving, which could also mean he isn't coming. At the very least, it could mean no Mrs. English. That also could influence him to stay home since she's his excuse to not take part in more of the weekend.
It will definitely be no Mrs English, but she has already given me her blessing to go. My reasons for not coming, if I don't, will be entirely more prosaic and logistical than a lack of permission.
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And this classic moment from the 2011 tailgate.
(http://i.imgur.com/NmWMELa.jpg)
That. Is. Awesome.
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Unknown right now, and thanks but no. It will probably be a late decision based upon a bunch of things falling into place. If I can swing the trip I'll just pick one up off StubHub.
Before you go to stub hub check with me first, obviously if I have a ticket you would have dibs on it.
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35 more days
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35 more days
Countdown thread?
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Countdown thread?
maybe i should put the countdown ticker up like i did a few years ago.
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maybe i should put the countdown ticker up like i did a few years ago.
Sure why not
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maybe i should put the countdown ticker up like i did a few years ago.
I loaded up my countdown thread, today, I even added one for the fitness thread guys.
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Kinda got a bit of bad news this morning, my hours at work are changing as of Monday and while this really shouldn't alter my Thursday plan, this will ensure I can't get back into Manhattan until 920/930 on Friday. Sucks.
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Kinda got a bit of bad news this morning, my hours at work are changing as of Monday and while this really shouldn't alter my Thursday plan, this will ensure I can't get back into Manhattan until 920/930 on Friday. Sucks.
All part of the anti-dinner conspiracy
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Kinda got a bit of bad news this morning, my hours at work are changing as of Monday and while this really shouldn't alter my Thursday plan, this will ensure I can't get back into Manhattan until 920/930 on Friday. Sucks.
So they are making you start an hour later now? My letter writing campaign to the MTA/LIRR worked, awesome. I modeled it after Andy Defresne.
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Kinda got a bit of bad news this morning, my hours at work are changing as of Monday and while this really shouldn't alter my Thursday plan, this will ensure I can't get back into Manhattan until 920/930 on Friday. Sucks.
Don't sweat it, you will probably be sick of the sight of The Puckstapo after Thursday night anyway.
We'll have plenty time over the weekend to have a few adult beverages.
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All part of the anti-dinner conspiracy
I wish, I'm pretty bummed about this news. And, yes Puck, I do start an hour later, which means nothing to me considering I'm up before 8 basically every day anyway.
SJ...don't worry, I will still meet you degenerates on Friday night, it'll just be an hour later. I'm sure you guys will be feeling nice at that point anyways, haha
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I wish, I'm pretty bummed about this news. And, yes Puck, I do start an hour later, which means nothing to me considering I'm up before 8 basically every day anyway.
SJ...don't worry, I will still meet you degenerates on Friday night, it'll just be an hour later. I'm sure you guys will be feeling nice at that point anyways, haha
*crowd boos*
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*crowd boos*
Besides...half of you are at least 2 or 3 hours behind, time wise, anyway, so, perfect. You think I give a freak about koz or puck?
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Besides...half of you are at least 2 or 3 hours behind, time wise, anyway, so, perfect. You think I give a freak about koz or puck?
good point.
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Besides...half of you are at least 2 or 3 hours behind, time wise, anyway, so, perfect. You think I give a freak about koz or puck?
Just the fact you're denying it means, you give plenty of fucks about Koz and I. You're such a bad liar even on the internet.
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I wish, I'm pretty bummed about this news. And, yes Puck, I do start an hour later, which means nothing to me considering I'm up before 8 basically every day anyway.
SJ...don't worry, I will still meet you degenerates on Friday night, it'll just be an hour later. I'm sure you guys will be feeling nice at that point anyways, haha
You're going to make more money this way you 6'2" mongoloid. It's probably better for you.
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Don't sweat it, you will probably be sick of the sight of The Puckstapo after Thursday night anyway.
We'll have plenty time over the weekend to have a few adult beverages.
Sure he won't mind seeing you, you two will trade bottles of great Scotch that you won't offer to anyone else.
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I'll bring the appletini mix for puck/koz. see, guys, im a generous person.
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I'll bring the appletini mix for puck/koz. see, guys, im a generous person.
Stop destabilizing this thread.
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You're going to make more money this way you 6'2" mongoloid. It's probably better for you.
Maybe. But getting home a quarter to 10 every night sucks. Bad enough it was already quarter to 9. Also makes sneaking out for a beer after work a lot harder.
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Maybe. But getting home a quarter to 10 every night sucks. Bad enough it was already quarter to 9. Also makes sneaking out for a beer after work a lot harder.
You'll find a work around, that's what we do.
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I'll bring the appletini mix for puck/koz. see, guys, im a generous person.
A gift from the biggest wet blanket on the board, I am touched just like I would be at a Bojanglesman family reunion.
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Stop destabilizing this thread.
Stop bullying SFD.
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A gift from the biggest wet blanket on the board, I am touched just like I would be at a Bojanglesman family reunion.
That's just southern hospitality.......with full release.
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maybe i should put the countdown ticker up like i did a few years ago.
Where's that timer? 5 weeks from now Puck, the tongue and I will be in Lear Jet from Long Island hoping to make Manhattan in time for dinner with you mutts.
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That's just southern hospitality.......with full release.
You Mu's sure can party.
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Where's that timer? 5 weeks from now Puck, the tongue and I will be in Lear Jet from Long Island hoping to make Manhattan in time for dinner with you mutts.
Don't forget the hot lesbo hookers serving us drinks with little straw umbrella's.
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Where's that timer? 5 weeks from now Puck, the tongue and I will be in Lear Jet from Long Island hoping to make Manhattan in time for dinner with you mutts.
I got lazy.
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Only 35 more days? Can't wait to hear how you guys got suckered into going to Shillas again.
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Only 35 more days? Can't wait to hear how you guys got suckered into going to Shillas again.
Shilla will be forever remembered as the place where we first learned about Sven.
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Shilla will be forever remembered as the place where we first learned about Sven.
Heh. I first learned about Sven the next morning when I arrived in NYC.
Just a figment of Pucks wild imagination.
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Shilla will be forever remembered as the place where we first learned about Sven.
5 years from now, we'll go back to Shilla as a tribute to the then-deceased Tommy, who died from an e. coli infection from a rub-n-tug gone wrong. Well pour some Bulldoggy out for our dead homie.
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Shilla will be forever remembered as the place where we first learned about Sven.
Klax loves him some Sven. That was a fun night the problem was shitting your brains out the rest of the week.
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Klax loves him some Sven. That was a fun night the problem was shitting your brains out the rest of the week.
It was rough. It was more like a brick in my stomach. I felt like I eternally had to excrement, but with no results.
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It was rough. It was more like a brick in my stomach. I felt like I eternally had to excrement, but with no results.
I bet Tommy handed the chef some exlax to sprinkle on the food. My colon was like an inside out sock by the end of the week.
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I bet Tommy handed the chef some exlax to sprinkle on the food. My colon was like an inside out sock by the end of the week.
Brown wizard sleeve.
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glad i missed that year. Suckahs.
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glad i missed that year. Suckahs.
Your constitution is so weak you might have actually died.
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Your constitution is so weak you might have actually died.
the story on its own, tested my will.
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Your constitution is so weak you might have actually died.
Yeah one ravioli boy would have passed like he had Ebola.
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Heh. I first learned about Sven the next morning when I arrived in NYC.
Just a figment of Pucks wild imagination.
A figment?
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A figment?
Yeah ok Sven
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Yeah ok Sven
Keep your dreams off the board, you sick freak.
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Keep your dreams off the board, you sick freak.
No I dream about myself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me. Definitely not you being some flaming Scandinavian bundle of sticks that sucks off Klax, maybe you do that not me.
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I dream about myself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me.
That's..... amazing.
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No I dream about myself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me. Definitely not you being some flaming Scandinavian bundle of sticks that sucks off Klax, maybe you do that not me.
Awfully defensive if you ask me.
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No I dream about myself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me. Definitely not you being some flaming Scandinavian bundle of sticks that sucks off Klax, maybe you do that not me.
Hahahahah….what the freak???!??!one!
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Awfully defensive if you ask me.
Not really I said my dream.
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Don't forget the hot lesbo hookers serving us drinks with little straw umbrella's.
wouldnt lesbo hookers only have sex with chicks? just asking FTR
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wouldnt lesbo hookers only have sex with chicks? just asking FTR
Jesus what's with this place, who cares they can have sex with a blow up doll, I love hit lesbo' s. If I was wealthy my house would be full of them and my wife couldn't say excrement.
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Jesus what's with this place, who cares they can have sex with a blow up doll, I love hit lesbo' s. If I was wealthy my house would be full of them and my wife couldn't say excrement.
tailgate...you're oh so close.
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No I dream about myself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me. Definitely not you being some flaming Scandinavian bundle of sticks that sucks off Klax, maybe you do that not me.
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbgod4rq7Y1raa31eo1_250.gif)
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(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbgod4rq7Y1raa31eo1_250.gif)
No. No. No. That is so wrong. That is beyond bad taste. You are an derriere! Why did I have to stick my head in to this thread tonight?
That gif has just made me gag!
These silver toe nails are just so not nice.
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No. No. No. That is so wrong. That is beyond bad taste. You are an derriere! Why did I have to stick my head in to this thread tonight?
That gif has just made me gag!
These silver toe nails are just so not nice.
That's a preview of what you signed up when staying with Puck.
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That's a preview of what you signed up when staying with Puck.
I'm having my lawyer check this out right now, On a Saturday! Double freaking time fees.
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Wtf is that MB? Lol
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That's a preview of what you signed up when staying with Puck.
He will be sleeping with the tongue so it's more like this:
(http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-water-paddle-818839.gif)
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The Steelers are as bad as the Jets. I fear though that after games against the Broncos and Patriots the team will be so battered that they won't know how to win, even against a team as poor as Pittsburgh.
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The Steelers are as bad as the Jets, plus a real QB.
FYP.
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If we were at the Chargers game I think that some of us would have left before the half.
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If we were at the Chargers game I think that some of us would have left before the half.
Or asked to play QB.
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Or asked to play QB.
freak that can you imagine throwing to Salas and Nelson?
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freak that can you imagine throwing to Salas and Nelson?
i have a feeling we're going to be outnumbered by Steeler nation in the stands at our tailgate game. There could be some brawls. Man, i wish Chris were still alive, he was good at brawls.
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i have a feeling we're going to be outnumbered by Steeler nation in the stands at our tailgate game. There could be some brawls. Man, i wish Chris were still alive, he was good at brawls.
freak that not brawling, only if I have to back one of you idiots up. My Dad and some women girls are going to be in our group.
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freak that not brawling, only if I have to back one of you idiots up. My Dad and some women girls are going to be in our group.
I'm not starting anything either....i'm just saying that our game could get ugly. You couple that with how freaking retarded Steeler fans are, and things could get interesting in the stands.
EDIT: If Tommy were to attend, I'd be on red alert.
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I'm not starting anything either....i'm just saying that our game could get ugly. You couple that with how freaking retarded Steeler fans are, and things could get interesting in the stands.
The Jets will win the tailgate watch.
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If Tommy was there we would be fucked lol.
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freak that not brawling, only if I have to back one of you idiots up. My Dad and some women girls are going to be in our group.
"Women girls" as opposed to the normal "man girls" you associate with in South Florida?
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"Women girls" as opposed to the normal "man girls" you associate with in South Florida?
No that's Hong Kong or Thailand, I just missed a comma.
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freak fighting. I just want to eat, drink, and enjoy the first 3 minutes of competitive football. I don't need to fight to be miserable after the game.
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Iam there to have a good time, breaking my hand in a fight doesn't constitute a good time.
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Nobody is looking for a fight, but i'm assuming Steeler fans will be getting in our faces if the game gets out of hand.
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Nobody is looking for a fight, but i'm assuming Steeler fans will be getting in our faces if the game gets out of hand.
Here's the thing to remember- There is nothing to the NY Jets that is worth fighting for or defending at this point. I'd probably just nod in silent agreement if a Steelers fan gave me excrement after another blowout loss for the team.
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Here's the thing to remember- There is nothing to the NY Jets that is worth fighting for or defending at this point. I'd probably just nod in silent agreement if a Steelers fan gave me excrement after another blowout loss for the team.
I think i'd rather head back to the lot, than witness a beating and hearing about it from Steeler faggots.
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freak fighting. I just want to eat, drink, and enjoy the first 3 minutes of competitive football.
I don't need to fight to be miserable after the game.
Also known as the coin toss
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Iam there to have a good time, breaking my hand in a fight doesn't constitute a good time.
No one's suggesting it, MB is just hand-wringing.
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freak that not brawling, only if I have to back one of you idiots up. My Dad and some women girls
are going to be in our group.
I'm maybe reading too much in to this but I can take care of myself.
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HAHAHAHA....you guys are worried about fights??
Go to a couple of Patriots thrashings and get back to me.
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HAHAHAHA....you guys are worried about fights??
Go to a couple of Patriots thrashings and get back to me.
So i don't need to dip my taped fists into glass shards?
whew.
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HAHAHAHA....you guys are worried about fights??
Go to a couple of Patriots thrashings and get back to me.
Kurt Plaschke 4 lyfe
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Kurt Plaschke 4 lyfe
Hey hey hey
First rule about fight club is that we don't talk about fight club
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I don't forsee Steelers fans getting any more fiesty than any other non-AFC East fans. Don't see it.
One thing...freaking with them won't be as easy, but, we'll do it anyway, I'm sure.
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I don't forsee Steelers fans getting any more fiesty than any other non-AFC East fans. Don't see it.
the good news is that the grills will still be warm by the time we arrive back in the lot.
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Here's the thing to remember- There is nothing to the NY Jets that is worth fighting for or defending at this point. I'd probably just nod in silent agreement if a Steelers fan gave me excrement after another blowout loss for the team.
Back to the tailgate at halftime.
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A tailgate is always about the tailgate.
I've tailgated before and after some horrific losses and when we flat out sucked. Some of my favorite tailgates too. It'll be no different this year because we suck.
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Ok, who is in for this? I want to get tickets:
http://static.escapetheroomnyc.com/
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I'd be down but only for Friday night.
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I'd be down but only for Friday night.
That might be tough. I don't know how easily we could guarantee arrival after dinner and everything. I don't think anyone wants to rush to be on a schedule. It may need to be for Thursday. Maybe before dinner Friday, but then people are still at work.
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Ok, who is in for this? I want to get tickets:
http://static.escapetheroomnyc.com/
I'm in if this is going ahead. What options do you have?
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I'm in if this is going ahead. What options do you have?
Midtown is probably easiest. These are the three available: Office, Agency, and Home. http://static.escapetheroomnyc.com/bookeo.html
It looks like some of the days/times are already booked. We could do The Agency on Friday at 3:30 before dinner and everything. It would be over at 5. There's also 11 and 2. Thursday we could do 8 or 9:30. Might be able to do 5, but it's risky. My flight gets in at 2:30. MB's gets in around the same time I think.
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Count me in, IJR.
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Bojangles has no choice.
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Not sure if the tongue is in so we're a definite maybe.
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I could be available depending on the day. Saturday is more likely but don't change the plans around me, do whatever works for the most people.
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Not sure if the tongue is in so we're a definite maybe.
Find out. They sell quickly.
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Find out. They sell quickly.
Tonight after school
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Hey Puck you should return the group seats and buy them back on the open market.
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Didn't that happen in 2012? I remember going in on tickets, and the price was halved by the time the game came around.
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Didn't that happen in 2012? I remember going in on tickets, and the price was halved by the time the game came around.
1) No, the price where we were actually sitting was the same. Prices in some other sections were cheaper.
2) The seats were good enough that you felt a need to bring your other friends in with tickets in other spots and kick some of our group out of their actual seats.
3) We had a large group. It's difficult to find large groups of tickets right before the game. Maybe less so this year.
4) I wish you had waited and sat somewhere really, really far away.
5) Go freak yourself.
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(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/wtf/wtf.gif)
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The team might suck but $85 for the Steelers game is a decent deal. Plus the seats we have are good, rows five and six.
I didn't want to risk waiting and getting fucked because the Steelers fans inflate the prices and buy up all the seats.
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1) No, the price where we were actually sitting was the same. Prices in some other sections were cheaper.
2) The seats were good enough that you felt a need to bring your other friends in with tickets in other spots and kick some of our group out of their actual seats.
3) We had a large group. It's difficult to find large groups of tickets right before the game. Maybe less so this year.
4) I wish you had waited and sat somewhere really, really far away.
5) Go freak yourself.
There were empty seats in that row. No one got kicked off their actual seats, besides maybe moving down a bit so that my buddies can sit next to me.
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There were empty seats in that row. No one got kicked off their actual seats, besides maybe moving down a bit so that my buddies can sit next to me.
Check #5 before speaking.
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less than a month away. Go Jets!
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less than a month away. Go Jets!
Getting excited.
My daughter says last night: " Dad don't you think you are a bit old for getting your case packed a month before you go"?
Kids - they have no idea.
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(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/10/05/1005-bruce-jenner-pcn-4.jpg)
Bruce Jenner is not amused with your kids' negative attitude towards the tailgate weekend. My kids are excited that they are finally going to meet the guy from the fertilizer commercials.
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(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/10/05/1005-bruce-jenner-pcn-4.jpg)
Bruce Jenner is not amused with your kids' negative attitude towards the tailgate weekend. My kids are excited that they are finally going to meet the guy from the fertilizer commercials.
Ha! Feed it!
I'm looking forward to it and will be in full Sean Connery mode with that Scottish lilt to impress Mrs Koz.
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Ha! Feed it!
I'm looking forward to it and will be in full Sean Connery mode with that Scottish lilt to impress Mrs Koz.
"Scotland Jet is in Koz's Home with Mrs. Koz"
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(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/10/05/1005-bruce-jenner-pcn-4.jpg)
Bruce Jenner
Didn't that bitch win the womens decathalon?
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So I guess it's a no on the thing. No worries.
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So I guess it's a no on the thing. No worries.
I am sure the tongue would do it, so He, SJ and I would be in.
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I am sure the tongue would do it, so He, SJ and I would be in.
The Agency is 8 people. I can book 8 tickets and find two more. The Home is 6 people.
There's a 2 PM for one and 230 for the other on Friday.
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The Agency is 8 people. I can book 8 tickets and find two more. The Home is 6 people.
There's a 2 PM for one and 230 for the other on Friday.
To be honest I have no idea what I volunteered everyone for lol. So it's up to you.
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Bojangles has no choice.
Who are you, my wife? BTW count me in.
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To be honest I have no idea what I volunteered everyone for lol. So it's up to you.
The Agency it is.
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The Agency it is.
Oh. I have that heavy feeling that I got when my wife told me to go on Doctor Deaths Fearfall at I.O.A or I was a hoo-ha.
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The Agency is full at that time. I'm guessing 3:30 is not an option since we'd be getting out at 5 PM, but maybe that works. It's in Midtown, so easy. The Office and The Home are still open.
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Badger says 3:30 would be fine for us. Puck, if you can confirm that, I'll make the booking.
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Why don't you guys create a Tailgate forum? Serious question.
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It's probably not a bad idea. We try and avoid having subforums that sit for days with no new posts (Jets Experience, anyone?) but there's that much tailgate talk it's worth consideration.
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Pucks tit posts should also be a forum.
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Pucks tit posts should also be a forum.
http://www.jetoffensive.com/index.php?board=12.0
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The Agency is full at that time. I'm guessing 3:30 is not an option since we'd be getting out at 5 PM, but maybe that works. It's in Midtown, so easy. The Office and The Home are still open.
Book it we will make it work
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Why don't you guys create a Tailgate forum? Serious question.
Why is a good idea like that on a forum like this?
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Why is a good idea like that on a forum like this?
Because even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile.
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Pucks tit posts should also be a forum.
I have no wish to see Puck's breasts.
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I have no wish to see Puck's breasts.
You better spoon him from behind in November then.
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You better spoon him from behind in November then.
Oh no, no. That is wrong so wrong.
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You better spoon him from behind in November then.
It's all good, Bo is going to bring those big plastic gloves he uses to stick his hand up horses derriere and can make you his own personal hand puppet. The bright side of that is, you will be the biggest horses derriere he has ever manipulated.
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It's all good, Bo is going to bring those big plastic gloves he uses to stick his hand up horses derriere and can make you his own personal hand puppet. The bright side of that is, you will be the biggest horses derriere he has ever manipulated.
I'm too classy to respond to this.
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Escape the Agency has been booked. I have 8 tickets, so room for 2 more people. I didn't want any other people we didn't know in there. It's $28 a person, but Puck and Tongue are free since I owe him $45 for the game ticket.
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Escape the Agency has been booked. I have 8 tickets, so room for 2 more people. I didn't want any other people we didn't know in there. It's $28 a person, but Puck and Tongue are free since I owe him $45 for the game ticket.
cool.
I'll square up with you on the day of.
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Escape the Agency has been booked. I have 8 tickets, so room for 2 more people. I didn't want any other people we didn't know in there. It's $28 a person, but Puck and Tongue are free since I owe him $45 for the game ticket.
Well done laddie.
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I'm too classy to respond to this.
(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003229029/5910687467_lipstickpig_xlarge.jpeg)
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3 1/2 weeks away....can't wait.
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I think I can do without the actual game.
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I think I can do without the actual game.
Maybe Matt Simms will play.
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3 1/2 weeks away
....can't wait.
A simple timer would have been so much easier- especially to an IT expert like you.
Another example of Bone idleness.
Getting excited- going to do some more packing when I get home.
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I think I can do without the actual game.
The 2014 - "Get drunk in the parking lot & freak going into the game" Tailgate
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Is it November yet?
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Is it November yet?
17a is excited for afternoon beers.
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November 5th can't come fast enough.
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November 5th can't come fast enough.
(http://tiwibzone.tiwib.netdna-cdn.com/images/guy-fawkes-mask.jpg)
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Flying in on Guy Fawkes day, cool.
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November 5th can't come fast enough.
Next couple of weeks will fly and we will be in New York, greatest city in the world, Beer, Camaraderie, beer, great food, wine, women and song, beer and watch our football team............the Jets- Bah!
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Next couple of weeks will fly and we will be in New York, greatest city in the world, Beer, Camaraderie, beer, great food, wine, women and song, beer and watch our football team............the Jets- Bah!
Should be a good time, can't wait.
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Next couple of weeks will fly and we will be in New York, greatest city in the world, Beer, Camaraderie, beer, great food, wine, women and song, beer and watch our football team............the Jets- Bah!
Oh yeah I am hoping the next 3 weeks fly right on by and then slow considerably for 4 days...lol
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Next couple of weeks will fly and we will be in New York, greatest city in the world, Beer, Camaroderie, beer, great food, wine, women and song, beer and watch our football team............the Jets- Bah!
Enough, dude. Leave it alone.
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Enough, dude. Leave it alone.
Foook
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Foook
Aye
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Still have two extra tickets for Escape the Room if anyone is interested.
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Still have two extra tickets for Escape the Room if anyone is interested.
I missed the time and night. When is it?
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I missed the time and night. When is it?
Friday at 3:30 before Dinosaur
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Friday at 3:30 before Dinosaur
OK.
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I'm too lazy to go through all the posts...
Where and when are the pre-game festivities?
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I'm too lazy to go through all the posts...
Where and when are the pre-game festivities?
Koz is throwing a party for everyone at his house on Friday night. Saturday evening everyone's going to Guinness's bar for drinks on the house.
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Koz is throwing a party for everyone at his house on Friday night. Saturday evening everyone's going to Guinness's bar for drinks on the house.
^^^^Basically this^^^^
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In fairness Guinness didn't say they were on the house all night, just the first couple of rounds. I reckon he'll look after us though.
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In fairness Guinness didn't say they were on the house all night, just the first couple of rounds. I reckon he'll look after us though.
"couple" is VERY subjective
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"couple" is VERY subjective
As long as people don't take the pee and start ordering Cosmpolitans and expensive whiskies, I'm sure he'll be fine to keep it flowing.
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As long as people don't take the pee and start ordering Cosmpolitans and expensive whiskies, I'm sure he'll be fine to keep it flowing.
Puck and ScotlandJet are out, respectively.
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Puck and ScotlandJet are out, respectively.
Pretty much although I don't drink Cosmo's, I draw the line there.
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Pretty much although I don't drink Cosmo's, I draw the line there.
Cranberry/Vodka is pretty much 75% of what it takes to make a cosmo. Queer.
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Cranberry/Vodka is pretty much 75% of what it takes to make a cosmo. Queer.
But it still ain't no cosmo.
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So great that we've got ourselves a winning team to root for this year.
/s
I have a feeling this tailgate will end up being a huge excrement-show.
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But it still ain't no cosmo.
At 75% you've got more than the tip already in your mouth. Might as well considerer it 100%.
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So great that we've got ourselves a winning team to root for this year.
/s
I have a feeling this tailgate will end up being a huge excrement-show.
I think you're overlooking just how awful the Steelers are. They really are a terrible side.
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I think you're overlooking just how awful the Steelers are. They really are a terrible side.
Have you made up your mind on whether or not to attend yet?
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At 75% you've got more than the tip already in your mouth. Might as well considerer it 100%.
Is that what Sven said your first time?
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Is that what Sven said your first time?
Actually it was the 2nd time. The first time was exploratory and I couldn't go more than 25%.
Give me some credit.
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Have you made up your mind on whether or not to attend yet?
I'm very optimistic, but trying to avoid JonnyD style attention seeking. When it's confirmed I'll let you know.
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Did anybody let Fozzy know about the tailgate this year? Or did we stop giving a excrement about him.
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Did anybody let Fozzy know about the tailgate this year? Or did we stop giving a excrement about him.
http://www.jetoffensive.com/index.php?action=mlist;sa=all;start=f#letterf
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http://forums.theganggreen.com/threads/4th-annual-pats-hater-memorial-tailgate-november-9-2014.80764/
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Did anybody let Fozzy know about the tailgate this year? Or did we stop giving a excrement about him.
Have someone that has post ability at the pooper pm him....17a or JE.
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http://forums.theganggreen.com/threads/4th-annual-pats-hater-memorial-tailgate-november-9-2014.80764/
TGG threads are useless to me.
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He replied to the announcement thread in May, but I'll PM him on TGG to make sure he remembers.
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He replied to the announcement thread in May, but I'll PM him on TGG to make sure he remembers.
Great thank you, make sure Petro sees it and he will ban you.
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Great thank you, make sure Petro sees it and he will ban you.
Stop destabilizing fozzi!
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"Geno ruins tailgate by throwing for for less than 60% completion percentage against steelers."
-a blog by petrozza
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I can't wait for the Jets to go into this game at 3-6, and assholes like me are trying to convince ourselves we can make the playoffs at 4-6, like we did in 2009.
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So great that we've got ourselves a winning team to root for this year.
/s
I have a feeling this tailgate will end up being a huge excrement-show.
I'm hoping for a excrement show. We might as well try to make it one. Who's head butting a grill this year?
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I'm hoping for a excrement show. We might as well try to make it one. Who's head butting a grill this year?
I was thinking more in the lines of giving it
"The People's Elbow"
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Im leaving my grill at home this year. It still has PTSD from watching his brother go down years ago.
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What is the head count for people attending the tailgate?
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What is the head count for people attending the tailgate?
this is probably a good starting point:
Puck: 10-14, paid for not sure exactly how many.
Badger: 2, paying on gameday
MBGreen: 1, gameday
Bo: 1, gameday
IJR: 1, gameday less $40
Guinn: 1, will pay in advance if possible
SFD: 1, gameday
Pope: 1, gameday
klax: 1, gameday
JE: 1, will pay in leprechaun gold
LJF: 2
Cato: 1
Chrebet: 2
Those are definite, there are 3 "maybe's":
H-berg: 1, gameday if he shows up
UKK
Fozzi
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That's a great starting point actually.
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So 30 so far
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I just need an accurate head count of who is eating so I can get the menu together.
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So 30 so far
I have 28 tickets. So figure that as a starting point for the site, not including who you bring and SJ.
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I may have a few friends who attend the tailgate. Chill guys I used to tailgate with when I still had my season tickets. They'll fit right in. They don't need tickets though. That's cool, right? I could maybe even finagle a ride from them.
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I may have a few friends who attend the tailgate. Chill guys I used to tailgate with when I still had my season tickets. They'll fit right in. They don't need tickets though. That's cool, right? I could maybe even finagle a ride from them.
Geez I just bought an extra parking pass because I figured I am going to need 2 vehicles to get there. hahaha
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I'm taking the shuttle from the Hampton Inn.
*Tiger Woods fistpump*
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I still have no idea how I'm getting there.
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Geez I just bought an extra parking pass because I figured I am going to need 2 vehicles to get there. hahaha
If that's true, then I won't ask him. I'm almost certain my buddy and his father are going alone so I thought it would save the trouble of having to get me.
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If that's true, then I won't ask him. I'm almost certain my buddy and his father are going alone so I thought it would save the trouble of having to get me.
Keep that option in your back pocket. I had planned for you to go with us though.
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I have 28 tickets. So figure that as a starting point for the site, not including who you bring and SJ.
its me scotlandjet murrell & my bro in law
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All scum of the earth Jets fans who r friend with Chuck are welcome
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All scum of the earth Jets fans who r friend with Chuck are welcome
Hahaha, they are a lot nicer than me (and quieter, too). Generous guys too.
Puck...he actually offered to pick me up, should I just take the ride from my buddies?
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All scum of the earth Jets fans who r friend with Chuck are welcome
I think we should vote on this.
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I think we should vote on this.
You wouldn't be the oldest person there if one of them comes.
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You wouldn't be the oldest person there if one of them comes.
That's ok, I will make up for it on my Tuesday night bridge club meeting, I am the youngest.
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That's ok, I will make up for it on my Tuesday night bridge club meeting, I am the youngest.
I took the ride. If u want me to help pay for the parking pass that's fine.
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I took the ride. If u want me to help pay for the parking pass that's fine.
He may help you pay for it, but it'll probably arrive 45 mins late.
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He may help you pay for it, but it'll probably arrive 45 mins late.
I don't need it. I would feel bad if it was bought in my consideration. Probably easier though not having to worry about getting me.
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Looks like I am down for 6 spots. You guys get to meet my brother this year.
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I took the ride. If u want me to help pay for the parking pass that's fine.
So you don't need a lift to the game?
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Looks like I am down for 6 spots. You guys get to meet my brother this year.
Does he excrement purple?
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Does he excrement purple?
That was the 2010 tailgate.
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So you don't need a lift to the game?
If that's ok with you. Maybe you can pick up Badger instead
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If that's ok with you. Maybe you can pick up Badger instead
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If that's ok with you. Maybe you can pick up Badger instead
Nah doesn't bug me at all. I will see what I can do with Badger. I have 2 parking passes if I get 2 cars I certainly will be able to take Badger.If not I have an extra parking pass, kind of like last year, when some douche didn't want it, after I bought it.
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I didn't want it? That's hilarious.
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I will once again be at the tailgate.
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I didn't want it? That's hilarious.
I love the way you own that name. I didn't even mention who, just some douche that didn't want it. hahahahaha
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I will once again be at the tailgate.
Are you coming with Soss?
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Are you coming with Soss?
I have a parking pass for the game now, so unlikely. Probably driving straight from Connecticut to the game.
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So far I know we will have pulled pork & ribs. Also eggs in the morning
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So far I know we will have pulled pork & ribs. Also eggs in the morning
I don't want no stinking root beer.
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So far I know we will have pulled pork & ribs. Also eggs in the morning
what about the ceremonial pkg of bratwurst?
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Nah doesn't bug me at all. I will see what I can do with Badger. I have 2 parking passes if I get 2 cars I certainly will be able to take Badger.If not I have an extra parking pass, kind of like last year, when some douche didn't want it, after I bought it.
There's a chance that Johnny English will have his car and be driving.
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There's a chance that Johnny English will have his car and be driving.
Can you leave your car in the parking lot at Metlife overnight after the game?
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Can you leave your car in the parking lot at Metlife overnight after the game?
I don't think that's a particularly good idea.
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Can you leave your car in the parking lot at Metlife overnight after the game?
I drive by Met Life a lot but never see cars. They may tow you to a vacant corner of the lot. I imagine they need it cleared for cleanup.
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Can you leave your car in the parking lot at Metlife overnight after the game?
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I wouldnt, i imagine they use a street sweeper type thing after the game and would tow....
Ask hobbes, he left his behind I think.
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Well, all right then. If my car's going to the tailgate someone else is driving it out.
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According to their site the lot is closed two hours after the game.
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OK, thanks. There must be a lot of drunk people driving out of there after a game.
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HAHAHAHA @ dirty Mike and the boys. Beer literally almost came out my nose.
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dammit. The time is going slow now.
Starting to get pumped up for this.
LET'S GO TO RICK'S
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dammit. The time is going slow now.
Starting to get pumped up for this.
LET'S GO TO RICK'S
You can buy Bo a poll dance.
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You can buy Bo a poll dance.
Bo prefers the poles on the NJ Transit
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Can you leave your car in the parking lot at Metlife overnight after the game?
Absolutely. Hobbes did when he went to the hospital. They don't want drinking and driving
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Absolutely. Hobbes did when he started drinking an entire bottle of Jack, got wasted, fought a BBQ, got busted up, and had to be shipped to the hospital. They don't want drinking and driving
Fixed for accuracy.
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zzzzzz
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zzzzzz
I am catching some zzzz's now because I will be up for 4 days in a row.
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Exactly 2 weeks till arrival.
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Exactly 2 weeks till arrival.
2 weeks from now we will be still recovering from that society thingy at Koz's house.
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2 weeks from now we will be still recovering from that society thingy at Koz's house.
maybe you'll meet his brother.
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Exactly 2 weeks till arrival.
Yawn we will be there already for a day.
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Yawn we will be there already for a day.
Buttfuck, LI doesn't count.
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Buttfuck, LI doesn't count.
This is hilarious coming from a dude living in Winnipeg. The birthplace of no one notable.
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This is hilarious coming from a dude living in Winnipeg. The birthplace of no one notable.
Anna Paquin's tight derriere says otherwise.
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Anna Paquin's tight derriere says otherwise.
My dick would fit better between the gap in her teeth.
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My dick would fit better between the gap in her teeth.
We know...David Letterman already vouched for you.
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We know...David Letterman already vouched for you.
Yeah ok
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I can't believe after all this waiting it's less then 2 weeks away. I am excite.
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My dick would fit better between the gap in her teeth.
I don't doubt that.
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I don't doubt that.
She does have quite the gap.
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She does have quite the gap.
Right? Like 3 toothpicks wide.
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Right? Like 3 toothpicks wide.
Lets not get technical, it's still bigger than her bunghole.
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New official shooter of the tailgate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjODKhDsIpY
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That works for you faggots.
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New official shooter of the tailgate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjODKhDsIpY
That works for you faggots.
Puck prefers the pink ones.
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Puck prefers the pink ones.
Not many rainbows in Winnipeg, other then the stickers at your club?
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Not many rainbows in Winnipeg, other then the stickers at your club?
fly up here and find out. You'll fit right in.
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fly up here and find out. You'll fit right in.
Why on earth would any sane person that doesn't play hockey professionally fly up to that pooper?
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Why on earth would any sane person that doesn't play hockey professionally fly up to that pooper?
because it's awesome
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Why on earth would any sane person that doesn't play hockey professionally fly up to that pooper?
Good to see that the bonhomie is in plentiful supply prior to our get together.
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Need to do some packing again tonight - that case is the size of trunk with all the extra clobber I'm having to bring. The lovely Mrs ScotlandJet has bought me new Pyjamas for my trip since I'm sharing with Puck and his Dad.
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Need to do some packing again tonight - that case is the size of trunk with all the extra clobber I'm having to bring. The lovely Mrs ScotlandJet has bought me new Pyjamas for my trip since I'm sharing with Puck and his Dad.
Hopefully she packed you the onesie with the derriere flap....for easy access.
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because it's awesome
The arctic circle, Indians, and Green Camaro's don't really pique my interest.
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Good to see that the bonhomie is in plentiful supply prior to our get together.
GFY
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Hopefully she packed you the onesie with the derriere flap....for easy access.
He brings the asslass chaps in his garment bag.
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The arctic circle, Indians, and Green Camaro's don't really pique my interest.
You and the Indians can give each other mustache rides.
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Need to do some packing again tonight - that case is the size of trunk with all the extra clobber I'm having to bring. The lovely Mrs ScotlandJet has bought me new Pyjamas for my trip since I'm sharing with Puck and his Dad.
You're packing already? I am going to start packing an hour before I leave.
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I am going to start packing all the shoes I'm bringing a week before I leave.
......wut
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......wut
The Puckstapo and Sarah Jessica Parker have a lot in common.
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The Puckstapo and Sarah Jessica Parker have a lot in common.
You're saying I have a horse face?
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......wut
Sniffing diesel again?
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You're saying I have a horse face?
Can horses grow mustaches?
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Can horses grow mustaches?
Ask Mr. ED.
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So I'm travelling to the game in the Puckmobile on game day so I'm thinking decent chance to get to a local store and bring a nice selection of beers- I'm going to have to jump in to the Craft Beer thread tonight to get some ideas.
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I have NO idea WHERE this conversation between Puck AND MB is even GOING.
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So I'm travelling to the game in the Puckmobile on game day so I'm thinking decent chance to get to a local store and bring a nice selection of beers- I'm going to have to jump in to the Craft Beer thread tonight to get some ideas.
BASICALLY, you should DECIDE what it is that you "LIKE" out of a beer and THEN you can probably find SOMETHING that fits the BILL on Beer Advocate.
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I have NO idea WHERE this conversation between Puck AND MB is even GOING.
nowhere fast, we're just doing our part to muck up a serious thread.
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So I'm travelling to the game in the Puckmobile on game day so I'm thinking decent chance to get to a local store and bring a nice selection of beers- I'm going to have to jump in to the Craft Beer thread tonight to get some ideas.
Ask Guinness, I am pretty sure he is bringing a ton of beers.
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nowhere fast, we're just doing our part to muck up a serious thread.
This THREAD hasn't been SERIOUS since the tailgate was FIRST created. - Indira Gandhi
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That's what Puck and I specialize in. Mass forum drivel.
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That's what Puck and I specialize in. Mass forum drivel.
Yes, you DO seem to enjoy THAT quite a bit. You also seem to LOVE fisting each other. - Sir Isaac Newton
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Yes, you DO seem to enjoy THAT quite a bit. You also seem to LOVE fisting each other. - Sir Isaac Newton
You're GIVING me a MIGRAINE with your new posting NERVOUS tick. -MBGreen
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Yes, you DO seem to enjoy THAT quite a bit. You also seem to LOVE e-fisting each other. - Sir Isaac Newton
Fixed that for you sparky- Abraham Lincoln
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Ask Guinness, I am pretty sure he is bringing a ton of beers.
I'm not going anymore. I don't want to catch the Ebola from one of you flying Petri dishes.
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I'm not going anymore. I don't want to catch the Ebola from one of you flying Petri dishes.
you work in one of the most public places in New York...i'd be surprised if your nose, ears or rooster haven't fallen off yet.
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you work in one of the most public places in New York...i'd be surprised if your nose, ears or rooster haven't fallen off yet.
I don't care. I don't want the Ebola. I'm hanging with alio, hemi and Steve90210 that day. freak you guys.
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I don't care. I don't want the Ebola. I'm hanging with alio, hemi and Steve90210 that day. freak you guys.
so you're going to ride your BMX bike to the nearest pet store and do tech support. Have fun.
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so you're going to ride your BMX bike to the nearest pet store and do tech support. Have fun.
None of them need planes though. I'm freaking serious here. I called in sick today, even. Have fun.
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None of them need planes though. I'm freaking serious here. I called in sick today, even. Have fun.
hoo-ha.
Have fun
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hoo-ha.
Have fun
*kisses bicep*
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**kisses nub where arm used to be due to Ebola*
FYP
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Alright, I officially caught Ebola from this thread. freak you Guinness
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At least you'll be spreading it in Florida. No-one really cares about that.
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FYP
You like my newest tag?
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You like my newest tag?
I am glad you didn't make that plural.
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At least you'll be spreading it in Florida. No-one really cares about that.
I am going to take a dump and smear the tickets in it. You're all doomed.
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Ebola died of Florida.
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A steelers fan just called into Joe and Evan saying he was going to this game but afraid to wear his steelers jersey. J&E reassured him it would be safe, there will be a ton of steelers fans, ect.
I am gonna find this guy and make him rue the day he ever set foot in MetLife.
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A steelers fan just called into Joe and Evan saying he was going to this game but afraid to wear his steelers jersey. J&E reassured him it would be safe, there will be a ton of steelers fans, ect.
I am gonna find this guy and make him rue the day he ever set foot in MetLife.
You can find him in the pansy section. Sounds like that guy got beat up in school all the time.
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A steelers fan just called into Joe and Evan saying he was going to this game but afraid to wear his steelers jersey. J&E reassured him it would be safe, there will be a ton of steelers fans, ect.
I am gonna find this guy and make him rue the day he ever set foot in MetLife.
This made me laugh a lot.
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I'm not necessarily in favor of opposing fans being injured, but there should be a general discouragement from attending our games. So whatever it takes to instill that, go ahead.
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This made me laugh a lot.
Better hide all your friends.
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You like my newest tag?
which one is it? I can't find it amongst Puck's collage of buffoonery.
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which one is it? I can't find it amongst Puck's collage of buffoonery.
the majority of the tags in this thread aren't my creation, so freak yourself. I made 3 of the 20.
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the majority of the tags in this thread aren't my creation, so freak yourself. I made 3 of the 20.
3 too many.
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3 too many.
I couldn't possibly top: Must be highly qualified to move this thread, hey puck get your shinebox, no tired joke left unflogged, or little pickles. I am certainly out of my league there.
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I couldn't possibly top: Must be highly qualified to move this thread, hey puck get your shinebox, no tired joke left unflogged, or little pickles. I am certainly out of my league there.
I'm guessing you did "not true i wouldnt blow je" and the two guinness tags?
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I'm guessing you did "not true i wouldnt blow je" and the two guinness tags?
Not both Guinness tags....I did the sniff one, the bolded, and the 2014 tailgate.(http://www.jetoffensive.com/data:image/x-icon;base64,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%3D%3D) (http://search.surfcanyon.com/search?f=nrl1&q=and&partner=fastestfox)
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My sister in law is wearing her polamalu jersey.
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Anyone have an extra parking pass?
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Jim....in all seriousness, if you want to pick up some beer that's up to you. Lake Ronkonkoma Beverage has great beer. I will have some beer though. I'm gonna do what I usually do...and...I may have a couple I already have I've been saving for a special occassion.
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Where are the boys staying?
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Where are the boys staying?
Some in Manhattan, some on LI, one in NJ.
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Jim....in all seriousness, if you want to pick up some beer that's up to you. Lake Ronkonkoma Beverage has great beer. I will have some beer though. I'm gonna do what I usually do...and...I may have a couple I already have I've been saving for a special occassion.
Thanks Chuck,
I am going to get my batman (puck) to drive me out there and pick up a selection of crafts. That place has good reviews.
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Scots what town are you and puck staying in?
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Damn you're up early on a Saturday.
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3 kids up and I already went for blood work. Normally up at 445 so this was sleeping in.
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Damn. Being a dad is tough work.
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Scots what town are you and puck staying in?
Hi Koz,
We are staying in Islip, right next to MacArthur airport
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Hi Koz,
We are staying in Islip, right next to MacArthur airport
wow thats fuckin far. are u playing on going to an Islanders game instead of a Jets game?
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wow thats fuckin far. are u playing on going to an Islanders game instead of a Jets game?
17....should we bring anything else, snack type stuff-any extra food-or do you and your boys have everything (besides beer) covered?
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Scots what town are you and puck staying in?
We will be in Islip. Getting up at 4:45 is sleeping in, good lord. I had symptoms of Ebola last night and that when I went to sleep.
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Hi Koz,
We are staying in Islip, right next to MacArthur airport
So are you guys going into NYC on Thursday? You are 5 mins from my house
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So are you guys going into NYC on Thursday? You are 5 mins from my house
Yes but we will be in New York on Wednesday. We are getting in a day early.
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17....should we bring anything else, snack type stuff-any extra food-or do you and your boys have everything (besides beer) covered?
ill have a pretty good guideline starting monday sorry i haven't been in here. been a little hectic in 17a's world
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Is there a paypal account for donations? I'd like to put something in since I won't be able to make it this year.
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ill have a pretty good guideline starting monday sorry i haven't been in here. been a little hectic in 17a's world
No biggie. Being a "local" just want to make sure we have tables, any parking lot games, tents, food, etc. covered. I know you're a pro when it comes to this stuff so whatever is needed I'll try to help out.
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Is there a paypal account for donations? I'd like to put something in since I won't be able to make it this year.
No donation will make up for your absence. I will have to be 2x the poopchute I normally would.
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Classy move though, also plz click the ads
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No donation will make up for your absence. I will have to be 2x the poopchute I normally would.
Rick's. Make it happen. It's now on you.
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Riiiiiiccckkksss
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Rick's. Make it happen. It's now on you.
it's on his dime too
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it's on his dime too
We'll take Puck and Tommy's credit card to Rick's.
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Where are the boys staying?
Hampton Inn next to the stadium.
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We'll take Puck and Tommy's credit card to Rick's.
Done but I am not sure you can stick credit cards in the broads g strings.
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Done but I am not sure you can stick credit cards in the broads g strings.
Credit card processing has made some huge leaps in the last few years, you'd be amazed at the level of integration available.
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Done but I am not sure you can stick credit cards in the broads g strings.
I haven't been to Rick's before, but most of the clubs I've been to in Europe allow you to buy club money with a credit card and use that. In fact, Stringfellows insist on it - you can't use cash, you have to buy their Fantasy Money with which to purchase private dances.
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I haven't been to Rick's before, but most of the clubs I've been to in Europe allow you to buy club money with a credit card and use that. In fact, Stringfellows insist on it - you can't use cash, you have to buy their Fantasy Money with which to purchase private dances.
Great way to get the customer to spend more money upfront and pretty much force the customers to use it before leaving the establishment. I'm sure if you didn't have enough money there would be an option to purchase more.
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Great way to get the customer to spend more money upfront and pretty much force the customers to use it before leaving the establishment. I'm sure if you didn't have enough money there would be an option to purchase more.
I'll tell you what it is. It's a great way for your girlfriend at the time to find out that you were at a strip bar, because what that pile of crumpled receipts that you dumped on the bedside table when you staggered in at 3am after a "business meal and drinks with the client at a nightclub" happens to contain fifty quid in Stringfellows Fantasy Money.
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^ Nothing the glitter all over you didn't give away.
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^ Nothing the glitter all over you didn't give away.
Or the snail trails up my trouser legs.
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Really looking forward to seeing all of your guys this year. Not looking forward to the game.
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Scots- what time are you arriving in NY on Wednesday?
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Scots- what time are you arriving in NY on Wednesday?
He is going to be there around 12:45. We coordinated pretty much everything.
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Really looking forward to seeing all of your guys this year. Not looking forward to the game.
I would rather we just tailgate. I don't want to watch the Antonio Brown touchdown show.
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I would rather we just tailgate. I don't want to watch the Antonio Brown touchdown show.
If by miracle it's a competitive game, are you going to stay out in the lot?
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Scots- what time are you arriving in NY on Wednesday?
I have instructed my batman- (Puck) to make arrangements for a get together.
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I would rather we just tailgate. I don't want to watch the Antonio Brown touchdown show.
sure you do.
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If by miracle it's a competitive game, are you going to stay out in the lot?
I have resigned myself to a game where Pitt gets out to a 21 point lead, Jets score 2 TD's by the half and then they lose anyhow. I have seen the script multiple times this year.
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sure you do.
Yeah it's right up there with seeing Hope Solo's snatch again.
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I have resigned myself to a game where Pitt gets out to a 21 point lead, Jets score 2 TD's by the half and then they lose anyhow. I have seen the script multiple times this year.
My plan is to drink until I don't know who is even playing anymore.
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My plan is to drink until I don't know who is even playing anymore.
I have to drive. I think satan is after me.
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Who is driving Honky Chops?
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Who is driving Honky Chops?
He is going to hang out with his old tailgate friends we're not good enough any longer.
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He is going to hang out with his old tailgate friends we're not good enough any longer.
Yeah right- you're picking him up on the side of the LIE aren't you?
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Yeah right- you're picking him up on the side of the LIE aren't you?
I expect the call from him for sure. After him sticking me with the parking pass last year, I think I may let the big guy get thumb cramps.
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Who is driving Honky Chops?
Don't worry your pretty big head off, I'll be there. I'm bringing two of my buddies. A friend and his dad, but he's just like one of us, just a little older. They'll fit in fine. One of them actually met Chris.
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Gents - is there a list of who is bringing what to this atrocity? There probably is and I'm just too lazy to look for it.
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Gents - is there a list of who is bringing what to this atrocity? There probably is and I'm just too lazy to look for it.
We are paying someone to take care of all the food. Just drinks.
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I would rather we just tailgate. I don't want to watch the Antonio Brown touchdown show.
freak that. I'm not flying across the country and not going in the game. That's some whiny bullshit.
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freak that. I'm not flying across the country and not going in the game. That's some whiny bullshit.
Lol I am going to dress up as a Star Wars character and miss it.
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Got this from my client in regards to the Jets:
They are terrible!! Let's just stay in the lot and drink. Much more fun!@
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freak that. I'm not flying across the country and not going in the game. That's some whiny bullshit.
+1
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Got this from my client in regards to the Jets:
You know that if you sell your tickets, it's inevitably going to be to Steeler fans, right? So not only will you look like a whiny child throwing a tantrum, you'll also put the rest of us in Steeler territory. It's the ultimate 'take my ball and go home'.
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We are paying someone to take care of all the food. Just drinks.
Ok glad I asked. What's the cost per person?
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You know that if you sell your tickets, it's inevitably going to be to Steeler fans, right? So not only will you look like a whiny child throwing a tantrum, you'll also put the rest of us in Steeler territory. It's the ultimate 'take my ball and go home'.
Now I am definitely selling them. I will put 10 tickets up for sale on Stub hub for electronic delivery. I will keep everyone updated.
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Now I am definitely selling them. I will put 10 tickets up for sale on Stub hub for electronic delivery. I will keep everyone updated.
I hope you're just freaking around.
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Ok glad I asked. What's the cost per person?
$20
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I just listed 10 tickets for $115 each. I will let you know.
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Now I am definitely selling them. I will put 10 tickets up for sale on Stub hub for electronic delivery. I will keep everyone updated.
I'm going to call you TakeMeHomeKerryRhodes all weekend.
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hHAAHAHAHH I just sold 10 tickets for $115 in 10 minutes....... I made $300 bucks.
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I'm going to call you TakeMeHomeKerryRhodes all weekend.
When the Jets get cremated I hope a Steelers fan wipes your tears with a terrible towel.
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You know that if you sell your tickets, it's inevitably going to be to Steeler fans, right? So not only will you look like a whiny child throwing a tantrum, you'll also put the rest of us in Steeler territory. It's the ultimate 'take my ball and go home'.
Let me intervene here. No one is missing the game.
We are Jet fans and we will be there to pull for our team. If some whiny gays in our crew decide to come out at the the half and fire up the grills for the rest of us coming back that's fair enough but we are all going in and that's done. Close this subject.
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Let me intervene here. No one is missing the game.
We are Jet fans and we will be there to pull for our team. If some whiny gays in our crew decide to come out at the the half and fire up the grills for the rest of us coming back that's fair enough but we are all going in and that's done. Close this subject.
/voice of reason
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When the Jets get cremated I hope a Steelers fan wipes your tears with a terrible towel.
We're all going in knowing we are going to get killed. The only tears are the ones you're dropping in the corner right now.
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hHAAHAHAHH I just sold 10 tickets for $115 in 10 minutes....... I made $300 bucks.
Perfect, we wont have to break down before the game. Keep the coals hot, the beers cold, and throw the london broil on with 5 mins left in the 4th please.
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We're all going in knowing we are going to get killed. The only tears are the ones you're dropping in the corner right now.
The only thing I am going to drop in a corner is a deuce.
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Perfect, we wont have to break down before the game. Keep the coals hot, the beers cold, and throw the london broil on with 5 mins left in the 4th please.
Would you like some extra Brauts maybe you can regurgitate them for MB.
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Puck you can go hang out at TGG tailgate you whiny hoo-ha bitch
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Puck you can go hang out at TGG tailgate you whiny hoo-ha bitch
I am going to hang in the weather thread.
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Would you like some extra Brauts maybe you can regurgitate them for MB.
Ill let you know, ill have to see if those steelers fans we'll be sitting with will let me have them back.
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Our section November 9th, you're all welcome:
(http://dalje.com/slike/slike_3/r1/g2010/m12/ox281254009438824306.jpg)
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Our section November 9th, you're all welcome:
(http://dalje.com/slike/slike_3/r1/g2010/m12/ox281254009438824306.jpg)
I'd rather sit with them at this point.
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Our section November 9th, you're all welcome:
(http://dalje.com/slike/slike_3/r1/g2010/m12/ox281254009438824306.jpg)
how's your sister doing, takemehomekerryrhodes?
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Seriously, youre fing around right? I can get Jets fans to buy at least 6 of those tix...
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Seriously, youre fing around right? I can get Jets fans to buy at least 6 of those tix...
I sold them as a Xmas present to me. I am going to use the $300 bucks to buy a Revis jersey that I can wear when Italian Seafood comes to town December 7th.
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how's your sister doing, takemehomekerryrhodes?
She fucked you so she got aids and a kid with downs syndrome.
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I sold them as a Xmas present to me. I am going to use the $300 bucks to buy a Revis jersey that I can wear when Italian Seafood comes to town December 5th.
We'll, cant get mad at you for that....Ill make sure we'll have the TV set up for you then so you can still suffer with us.
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I'd rather sit with them at this point.
It works both ways you know.
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Seriously, youre fing around right? I can get Jets fans to buy at least 6 of those tix...
We thought he was joking for the first two weeks he was doing it. The trouble is, when you ignore what he thinks is a great joke, he just keeps making it until you're not sure if he's kidding any more. At this point, it's annoying either way.
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We'll, cant get mad at you for that....Ill make sure we'll have the TV set up for you then so you can still suffer with us.
No suffering, I will have the Rangers game on, we all know how they never make their fans suffer.
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We'll, cant get mad at you for that....Ill make sure we'll have the TV set up for you then so you can still suffer with us.
You don't actually think he sold tickets at a profit in 10 minutes, do you?
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Ive rigged the TV so it only displays misery.
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No suffering, I will have the Rangers game on, we all know how they never make their fans suffer.
Islanders > Rangers
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You don't actually think he sold tickets at a profit in 10 minutes, do you?
Nothing internet or Jets related surprises me anymore.
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I sold them as a Xmas present to me. I am going to use the $300 bucks to buy a Revis jersey that I can wear when Italian Seafood comes to town December 7th.
My Christmas gift to you is a swift kick in the dick. No tidings for a happy new year either.
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We thought he was joking for the first two weeks he was doing it. The trouble is, when you ignore what he thinks is a great joke, he just keeps making it until you're not sure if he's kidding any more. At this point, it's annoying either way.
2 weeks? I did it once last week maybe just goofing around, where you know it wasn't serious. Now I am out, sold. For $30 a ticket I might sell the other 18 tickets.
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My Christmas gift to you is a swift kick in the dick. No tidings for a happy new year either.
Promise?
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Ok ok I am not selling this was fun for a 1/2 hour it got my mind off the Ebola I have (that's not a joke).
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You don't actually think he sold Jets tickets at a profit in any amount of time, do you?
Fixed
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2 weeks? I did it once last week maybe just goofing around, where you know it wasn't serious. Now I am out, sold. For $30 a ticket I might sell the other 18 tickets.
you couldn't sell space heaters to an Eskimo.
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Ok ok I am not selling this was fun for a 1/2 hour it got my mind off the Ebola I have (that's not a joke).
(http://i.imgur.com/95qHQgg.gif)
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Islanders > Rangers
They had 4 cups in the early 80's they made a deal with the Devil.
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So, back on topic... I'm thinking of bringing a dessert, maybe something like pumpkin pie.
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you couldn't sell space heaters to an Eskimo.
Are there any jobs like that in Winnipeg.
BTW, you guys all got your panties wadded over it, so I should have continued.
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So, back on topic... I'm thinking of bringing a dessert, maybe something like pumpkin pie.
Pumpkin pie is ALWAYS a good idea.
Are there any jobs like that in Winnipeg.
BTW, you guys all got your panties wadded over it, so I should have continued.
We're hiring Jewish indians...you should apply.
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So, back on topic... I'm thinking of bringing a dessert, maybe something like pumpkin pie.
Banana pudding?
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Pumpkin pie is ALWAYS a good idea.
What if Koz's bro in law got to it first?
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Banana pudding?
I still have some of the last batch on the back of the truck, been saving it for the right occasion.
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What if Koz's bro in law got to it first?
(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/10/27/e22957fa3cc03a90b87def06fcfe159c.jpg)
That looks like movie nacho cheese sauce, a gourmet delight for MBGreen.
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I still have some of the last batch on the back of the truck, been saving it for the right occasion.
Can't get any better than that.
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That looks like movie nacho cheese sauce, a gourmet delight for MBGreen.
that sauce matches your Steeler "Terrible Towel".
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freak that. I'm not flying across the country and not going in the game. That's some whiny bullshit.
+2.
They may suck, but deep down inside you know you still love them.
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that sauce matches your Steeler "Terrible Towel".
Lol my Terrible Towel? I may get one to light it on fire.
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In fact I am going to buy a couple to auction the rights to burn it, unless everyone thinks that would be bad karma.
Edit, that's a serious question, is that a good auction idea?
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In fact I am going to buy a couple to auction the rights to burn it, unless everyone thinks that would be bad karma.
Edit, that's a serious question, is that a good auction idea?
Yes
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I am going to buy 4-5 to auction off.
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So, back on topic... I'm thinking of bringing a dessert, maybe something like pumpkin pie.
This would be appreciated. If I'm not putting you out could you bring some single cream also, which I love with pumpkin pie.
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Drunks plus fire, ALWAYS a good idea.
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Drunks plus fire, ALWAYS a good idea.
True but for $8.50 I think we can get triple that at the tailgate for a great cause.
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Being serious. Before the cincinatti win and in game(last football game at "giants stadium") I broke out a Giants shirt and started saying how it was our house etc.
Random people came up started stomping on it, Jetsbabes friend got on her knees and pyscho stabbed it repeatedly, I then turned it into a torch and walked around the parking lot, really got the blood flowing.
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I PM'ed a bunch of people to get a consensus, you were the only one to answer. If most are cool with it, I am going to do it.
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I PM'ed a bunch of people to get a consensus, you were the only one to answer. If most are cool with it, I am going to do it.
Only concern is that we just doused the ground with a few gallons of gasoline before we left last night, itll be gone by then though.
BTW, still serious.
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At least one of them needs to go into a portapotty urinal.
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At least one of them needs to go into a portapotty urinal.
Lol and then strategically funnel steeler fans into said urinal haha, the struggle within.
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At least one of them needs to go into a portapotty urinal.
Ok well we can stipulate one auction is the right to port-a-potty a TT, that's fine with me. I am going to buy them.....is 4 over kill?
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Might be, the novelty might wear off after 3. Who knows though were some sick fucks.
Also whatever steelers fans tailgate with us, theres gonna be at least one id bet, will likely support the cause and be happy to be able to participate, and "save" the towell by outbidding us...who knows.
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Yeah I will get 2-3. Hahah one of the maniacs will Mike Singletary it.
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Chrebet my sister in law will be there, and she's a Steelers fan.
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Chrebet my sister in law will be there, and she's a Steelers fan.
She can't bid on the item, no Steeelers fans.
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Well...itd be up to us and our wallets to make sure she doesnt get it no?
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Well...itd be up to us and our wallets to make sure she doesnt get it no?
I suppose.
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No biggie. Being a "local" just want to make sure we have tables, any parking lot games, tents, food, etc. covered. I know you're a pro when it comes to this stuff so whatever is needed I'll try to help out.
We have a 20x10 tent and 2 tables already. If u have another tent and 2 more tables that would be great. Also if u want to bring reindeer games that's cool too
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We have a 20x10 tent and 2 tables already. If u have another tent and 2 more tables that would be great. Also if u want to bring reindeer games that's cool too
2 tables, done. With the tent, we'll wait and see how the weather looks. I can definitely get one if needed.
No food? No utensils? No snack type stuff? Your guy has it all covered?
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Wow! Can't believe this get together is almost here. This time tomorrow week some of us will be heading in to New York- a day before the stragglers.........
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Wow! Can't believe this get together is almost here. This time tomorrow week some of us will be heading in to New York- a day before the stragglers.........
Damn. That's early.
I got 10 more days.
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Damn. That's early.
I got 10 more days.
you watch in 5 years we will be showing up 2 weeks prior.
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you watch in 5 years we will be showing up 2 weeks prior.
Early Bird Special
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you watch in 5 years we will be showing up 2 weeks prior.
Uh, in 5 years you will have been living there for 4 years.
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Uh, in 5 years you will have been living there for 4 years.
Don't get technical.
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Uh, in 5 years you will have been living there for 4 years.
In 5 years there will be no need to book hotels just change your sexual orientation
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What time is everyone expecting to meet up on Saturday? I may have to see if I can get an early check-in to my hotel and come back in the afternoon when everyone plans to regroup. I'm not going to carry my luggage all over the city.
....I wonder if Rick's has a breakfast buffet.
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Anything needed that's not already accounted for?
I can use whatever tailgate supplies my normal one doesn't... and I have a big derriere new truck to carry it in.
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How about some lanterns? Sunset will be around 4:43 PM EST that day.
Edit: Never mind, forgot the lot has streetlamps.
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What time is everyone expecting to meet up on Saturday? I may have to see if I can get an early check-in to my hotel and come back in the afternoon when everyone plans to regroup. I'm not going to carry my luggage all over the city.
....I wonder if Rick's has a breakfast buffet.
Unless you're staying in some real fleapit, I would be amazed if your hotel didn't allow you to drop your bags with the concierge or reception. I have never seen a hotel that won't look after bags on the day of check in or check out.
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Unless you're staying in some real fleapit, I would be amazed if your hotel didn't allow you to drop your bags with the concierge or reception. I have never seen a hotel that won't look after bags on the day of check in or check out.
Exactly
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If anyone needs to they can sleep in my bed with me.
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Hampton Inn will let you keep bags there.
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Unless you're staying in some real fleapit, I would be amazed if your hotel didn't allow you to drop your bags with the concierge or reception. I have never seen a hotel that won't look after bags on the day of check in or check out.
It's not the issue of having them keep my bags but rather what the hell am I supposed to do from the hours of 8am-12pm? I'm stuck with nothing to do from the time I get off the plane.
If I have a room ready in the morning (uncertain as of right now - depends on the occupancy of the hotel) then I can at least clean up and lounge until it's time to meet up. If not....well, freak me.
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It's not the issue of having them keep my bags but rather what the hell am I supposed to do from the hours of 8am-12pm? I'm stuck with nothing to do from the time I get off the plane.
If I have a room ready in the morning (uncertain as of right now - depends on the occupancy of the hotel) then I can at least clean up and lounge until it's time to meet up. If not....well, freak me.
We will be up and out before noon. Just not by 8. Where do you fly in?
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We will be up and out before noon. Just not by 8. Where do you fly in?
JFK at 6:45.
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JFK at 6:45.
Ok, so you can wander around until we are up and we can store your bags or drop your bags off at the hotel and head into the city. Either way, it's New York and there will be stuff to do.
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Ok, so you can wander around until we are up and we can store your bags or drop your bags off at the hotel and head into the city. Either way, it's New York and there will be stuff to do.
He'll be fine:
https://www.google.com/maps/search/list+of+GNC+manhattan/@40.783974,-73.968564,13z/am=t
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Ok, so you can wander around until we are up and we can store your bags or drop your bags off at the hotel and head into the city. Either way, it's New York and there will be stuff to do.
I figure it out one way or another, but both those ideas you just mentioned are off the table. I'm not waiting around nor hauling cabs in and out of the city repeatedly.
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He'll be fine:
https://www.google.com/maps/search/list+of+GNC+manhattan/@40.783974,-73.968564,13z/am=t
Question: Whats the difference between GNC's in NY and California?
Answer: Nothing. They all suck.
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Question: Whats the difference between GNC's in NY and California?
Answer: Nothing. They all suck.
Was going to recommend New York Bodyworks, but they closed down last year:
http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20130821/hells-kitchen-clinton/bodybuilder-underwear-store-closes-after-20-years-business
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Was going to recommend New York Bodyworks, but they closed down last year:
http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20130821/hells-kitchen-clinton/bodybuilder-underwear-store-closes-after-20-years-business
My pink trunks do just fine.
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Klax what day are we talking about and where is your hotel?
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Klax what day are we talking about and where is your hotel?
Saturday - Hampton Inn near the Stadium.
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OH ok- if it was early Friday i was going to tell you to throw your stuff in my office. Have you considered getting the room a day early just to have that flexibility? A little more $W of course but it will help you accomplish what you're looking to do.
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OH ok- if it was early Friday i was going to tell you to throw your stuff in my office. Have you considered getting the room a day early just to have that flexibility? A little more $W of course but it will help you accomplish what you're looking to do.
I have not - actually. What I did do was call them regarding an early check-in. Depending on the occupancy the night before, I might be able to. I'm told they were about 55% filled at the moment, so the chances are decent. Will likely fill up considerably the week leading up to the game though.
I have a couple back-up options that don't require me spending an extra $200 just to be able to check-in early. I'll figure something out.
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I have not - actually. What I did do was call them regarding an early check-in. Depending on the occupancy the night before, I might be able to. I'm told they were about 55% filled at the moment, so the chances are decent. Will likely fill up considerably the week leading up to the game though.
I have a couple back-up options that don't require me spending an extra $200 just to be able to check-in early. I'll figure something out.
If you buy yourself a Steeler Jersey I'm sure someone will let you drop your gear in their room.
That place is going to be loaded with the Steeler nation and the downside about staying there, which is a great hotel by the way, is the the amount of taunting you get if you lose.
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I have not - actually. What I did do was call them regarding an early check-in. Depending on the occupancy the night before, I might be able to. I'm told they were about 55% filled at the moment, so the chances are decent. Will likely fill up considerably the week leading up to the game though.
I have a couple back-up options that don't require me spending an extra $200 just to be able to check-in early. I'll figure something out.
$200 bucks? Is that what you're paying a night? You're a freaking maniac. You shouldn't have to pay that much to stay in NY.
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$200 bucks? Is that what you're paying a night? You're a freaking maniac. You shouldn't have to pay that much to stay in NY.
Hey Klax, you are in luck, because Puck has decided to start his own travel agency to help us out with our travel needs since he is so knowledgeable. It caters to hockey fans mainly.
(http://puckbuddys.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/pb_banner_b.jpg)
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$200 bucks? Is that what you're paying a night? You're a freaking maniac. You shouldn't have to pay that much to stay in NY.
No way. I paid back in June. It's probably more than the original price now though.
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Hey Klax, you are in luck, because Puck has decided to start his own travel agency to help us out with our travel needs since he is so knowledgeable. It caters to hockey fans mainly.
(http://puckbuddys.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/pb_banner_b.jpg)
What happened Bo? you were on such a roll yesterday and well..... today it's the polar opposite.
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No way. I paid back in June. It's probably more than the original price now though.
Ok I suppose, that's still way too early to book a hotel, you don't get the best price. You get a better price waiting and using Hotwire.
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Saturday night should be fun.
Russ and I are hoping to find the Jets/Senators game at a Manhattan bar....have a beer, watch the game, shame each other verbally, beat the excrement out of each other outside the bar after the game, then have another beer together.
our version of the Gordie Howe hat trick.
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What happened Bo? you were on such a roll yesterday and well..... today it's the polar opposite.
FYP
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Saturday night should be fun.
Russ and I are hoping to find the Jets/Senators game at a Manhattan bar....have a beer, watch the game, shame each other verbally, beat the excrement out of each other outside the bar after the game, then have another beer together.
our version of the Gordie Howe hat trick.
How is that different from any other year?
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Saturday night should be fun.
Russ and I are hoping to find the Jets/Senators game at a Manhattan bar....have a beer, watch the game, shame each other verbally, beat the excrement out of each other outside the bar after the game, then have another beer together.
our version of the Gordie Howe hat trick.
I gave a couple of options in the NHL thread.
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Ok I suppose, that's still way too early to book a hotel, you don't get the best price. You get a better price waiting and using Hotwire.
Apologies. I don't travel around the US all year round. I guess I'm a rook at booking hotels.
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How is that different from any other year?
because hockey
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Apologies. I don't travel around the US all year round. I guess I'm a rook at booking hotels.
Get it straight buster I'm here to help - if my help's not appreciated, lotsa luck, gentlemen.
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Get it straight buster I'm here to help - if my help's not appreciated, lotsa luck, gentlemen.
I was being serious, dick. I honestly have no idea when to get these best rates. I just book far ahead in advance. To me its worth it just to get the lodging out of the way.
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I was being serious, dick. I honestly have no idea when to get these best rates. I just book far ahead in advance. To me its worth it just to get the lodging out of the way.
We are on the same page. I know if you wait, you'll save money...but i'm one of those people that likes to get everything squared away well in advance, so you don't run the risk of getting fucked over.
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I was being serious, dick. I honestly have no idea when to get these best rates. I just book far ahead in advance. To me its worth it just to get the lodging out of the way.
We are on the same page. I know if you wait, you'll save money...but i'm one of those people that likes to get everything squared away well in advance, so you don't run the risk of getting fucked over.
You sound like 2 girlfriends or a gaggle of broads:
(http://www.pheromoneauthority.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/women-running.jpg?9707a5)
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I was being serious, dick. I honestly have no idea when to get these best rates. I just book far ahead in advance. To me its worth it just to get the lodging out of the way.
Hahah I didn't think you would recognize my response.
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No way. I paid back in June. It's probably more than the original price now though.
$149 a night on their official site, I haven't looked it up on any of the discount sites. They might hold their price as the Steelers' recent resurgence will probably increase the number of out of town fans.
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Hahah I didn't think you would recognize my response.
I hardly recognize you as a man when start drinking cosmos at a place like Beer Authority.
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We are on the same page. I know if you wait, you'll save money...but i'm one of those people that likes to get everything squared away well in advance, so you don't run the risk of getting fucked over.
let's book some hotels.
We know
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I hardly recognize you as a man when start drinking cosmos at a place like Beer Authority.
I never drink cosmos at the beer authority. I have 1 drink and 1 drink only there, both Guinness and Badger can verify this:
McKenzie's Seasonal.
I usually buy a growler for the train ride back!
I still can't believe you didn't recognize my response, you sir are not a man.
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We know
You might've forgotten
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I still can't believe you didn't recognize my response, you sir are not a man.
It might have helped if you'd got the quote right. You missed out a line in the middle.
"Get it straight, buster. I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do."
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I still can't believe you didn't recognize my response, you sir are not a man.
Given that there is no correlation between the two, this makes absolutely no sense.
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It might have helped if you'd got the quote right. You missed out a line in the middle.
"Get it straight, buster. I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do."
I had to chop the middle out, it wouldn't have made a lick of snse.
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Given that there is not correlation between the two, this makes absolutely no sense.
If you can't recognize, and I don't mean googling it like JE did, a chopped up quote from Pulp fiction, your mancard (as if you had one to begin with) should be revoked.
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If you can't recognize, and I don't mean googling it like JE did, a chopped up quote from Pulp fiction, your mancard (as if you had one to begin with) should be revoked.
I don't memorize quotes from movies. Again, my apologies.
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If you can't recognize, and I don't mean googling it like JE did, a chopped up quote from Pulp fiction, your mancard (as if you had one to begin with) should be revoked.
I knew it was PF, but I had to google to see what the right quote was.
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I don't memorize quotes from movies. Again, my apologies.
If you played a team sport you would understand you can't be in a locker room and not know movie quotes, you would be ostracized. I will buy you a cosmo at the Beer Authority, that will make things right.
I knew it was PF, but I had to google to see what the right quote was.
Hahahaha
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If you played a team sport you would understand you can't be in a locker room and not know movie quotes, you would be ostracized. I will buy you a cosmo at the Beer Authority, that will make things right.
This would be false. I recall more conversations regarding women/girls at school, alcohol, drugs, music, which teachers were faggots, and of course the sport you're playing.
Movie lines, not so much. Maybe that's chess club you were thinking about.
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This would be false. I recall more conversations regarding women/girls at school, alcohol, drugs, music, which teachers were faggots, and of course the sport you're playing.
Movie lines, not so much. Maybe that's chess club you were thinking about.
I think you mean the audio visual club because no locker room goes without movie lines. It's the bar afterwards where we talk about broads.
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My entire high school locker room experience was one long reenactment of every episode of Chappelle's Show.
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My entire high school locker room experience was one long reenactment of every episode of Chappelle's Show.
I lump tv stuff like that "In Living Color" and "Seinfeld" as movie lines.
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When I was playing rugby there was extensive reciting of lines from Top Gun, but I think that happens in other walks of life as well because it's one of the greatest and most quotable films ever. EVER.
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My entire high school locker room experience was one long reenactment of every episode of Chappelle's Show.
This was the 1st/2nd year of college for me. Of course that was probably one of the best comedy shows to hit the airwaves.
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When I was playing rugby there was extensive reciting of lines from Top Gun, but I think that happens in other walks of life as well because it's one of the greatest and most quotable films ever. EVER.
Hockey was a lot of Slapshot and other famous comedies.
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When I was playing rugby there was extensive reciting of lines from Top Gun, but I think that happens in other walks of life as well because it's one of the greatest and most quotable films ever. EVER.
" The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies"
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"Two of your snot nosed jet jockeys do a fly by my tower at over four hundred knots! I want someone's butt, I want it now, I've had it! God damn it! That's twice!"
I haven't seen that movie in a number of years and I could probably still recite the entire script virtually word for word.
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^ Watches Top Gun only for the beach volleyball scene.
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"One of life's simple joys..... is playing with the boys"
Did I mention that I probably also know the entire soundtrack word for word?
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If you're gonna memorize cheesy 80s buddies flicks, freak Goose, gotta go Johnny Utah and Point Break every day of the week.
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I was never a great Reeves fan but this was his best role. Also the late great Patrick Swayze - left us far too early.
Hey we better get back on track with the thread in case the JO police are around.
I hope the tailgate comes around soon, right?
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I was never a great Reeves fan but this was his best role. Also the late great Patrick Swayze - left us far too early.
Hey we better get back on track with the thread in case the JO police are around.
I hope the tailgate comes around soon, right?
Hey, it's next week.
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I was never a great Reeves fan but this was his best role. Also the late great Patrick Swayze - left us far too early.
Hey we better get back on track with the thread in case the JO police are around.
I hope the tailgate comes around soon, right?
Keanu has the personality of a loose stool. Swayze made that movie, all day everyday. I remember seeing it in the theater, great fun. Yeah he left too early. Out of all the actors and comedians that have passed in the last 10 years too soon, he was in the top 3 of "freak why him/her?".
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My entire high school locker room experience was one long reenactment of every episode of Chappelle's Show.
i think I went to your high school
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If you're gonna memorize cheesy 80s buddies flicks, freak Goose, gotta go Johnny Utah and Point Break every day of the week.
Agreed. If you want to quote 80s movies, the best bet is to pick one from...1991...
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Hey Klax, you are in luck, because Puck has decided to start his own travel agency to help us out with our travel needs since he is so knowledgeable. It caters to hockey fans mainly.
(http://i.imgur.com/VeHRVKO.jpg)
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Agreed. If you want to quote 80s movies, the best bet is to pick one from...1991...
I....Am.......AN.....F...B....I....AGENT....!!
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(http://i.imgur.com/VeHRVKO.jpg)
I will get you two a room a at a gay hostel, oh wait, that's already done. I can't help you guys.
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I will get you two a room a at a gay hostel, oh wait, that's already done. I can't help you guys.
that's the perfect sig pic for you. Wear it with pride...beep borp doop beeep!
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Monday after the tailgate, what place?
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Monday after the tailgate, what place?
Your place.
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Bahaha.
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I got some of my auction items bitches:
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Wee reminder to the crew to try and bring something to the game for auction to help with the fund raising for Chris.
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Wee reminder to the crew to try and bring something to the game for auction to help with the fund raising for Chris.
Do you have any suggestions for me?
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Do you have any suggestions for me?
Desirable items that people would pay money for.
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Wee reminder to the crew to try and bring something to the game for auction to help with the fund raising for Chris.
We can auction my Wpg Jets jersey after the Senators crush us on Saturday night. The jersey will be in immaculate shape, give or take a few blood stains from Johnny English.
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Desirable items that people would pay money for.
You don't say, here are a few items I will bring:
Male chastity belt
(http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/11/cb6000w.jpg)
Breast separator:
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We can auction my Wpg Jets jersey after the Senators crush us on Saturday night. The jersey will be in immaculate shape, give or take a few blood stains from Johnny English.
He said desirable items that people would pay money for.
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17a...I don't want to belabor the point but is any other type of food necessary? Hors de oevers or otherwise?
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17a...I don't want to belabor the point but is any other type of food necessary? Hors de oevers or otherwise?
He's said several times his guy has it covered. If you want to bring something, you should bring it. I don't think his answer is going to change if you keep asking.
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He's said several times his guy has it covered. If you want to bring something, you should bring it. I don't think his answer is going to change if you keep asking.
Gee sorry to offend you. I'm trying to be freaking nice. I wasn't asking you.
I'm bringing nothing then.
Edit: the greatest part of your condescending response is that searching his posts, I see nothing where he said that, just that he would have something a little more concrete last Monday, which he didn't, this my stupid little question. Being someone who doesn't have to fly from the other side of the country I try to make people like you have a better experience tailgating but if you don't want me to do that, I'll be more than happy to save my money.
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He's said several times his guy has it covered. If you want to bring something, you should bring it. I don't think his answer is going to change if you keep asking.
Your not often wrong but your wrong again!
I get where Guinness is coming from: this is going to be the biggest tailgate we have probably had and we are leaving a lot on one guy. 17a hasn't been in on a while and it would be prudent to ask if we are needing anything to make sure all goes smoothly.
I would keep this subject open until the later in the week.
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Gee sorry to offend you. I'm trying to be freaking nice. I wasn't asking you.
I'm bringing nothing then.
Edit: the greatest part of your condescending response is that searching his posts, I see nothing where he said that, just that he would have something a little more concrete last Monday, which he didn't, this my stupid little question. Being someone who doesn't have to fly from the other side of the country I try to make people like you have a better experience tailgating but if you don't want me to do that, I'll be more than happy to save my money.
I wasn't offended. The question has been asked many times and answered many times. I'm not sure why you saw it as condescending. You seem very eager to bring something despite what he said. My bottom line was to just do it if you want to. I'm not discouraging you from bringing something. Just telling you that you've been asking the question many times and the easiest solution is ultimately to just do what you want. I'm certainly not ungrateful for any of what you guys do.
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Your not often wrong but your wrong again!
I get where Guinness is coming from: this is going to be the biggest tailgate we have probably had and we are leaving a lot on one guy. 17a hasn't been in on a while and it would be prudent to ask if we are needing anything to make sure all goes smoothly.
I would keep this subject open until the later in the week.
Yes, I get where it is coming from too. I was telling him that he should bring something if he really wants to.
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Look at 17a's posting history and tell me when he gave any definitive answer. I'd like to know because I don't have all the time in the world to go to the stores and buy the things I would like to buy.
I don't, for the life of me, see why my question would warrant your response, but to each their own I guess.
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Yes, I get where it is coming from too. I was telling him that he should bring something if he really wants to.
I'm not wiping my derriere with the money it takes to buy the things I would get. I know I don't fly in and need a hotel, I've spent a shitload of money the last two tailgates. I don't mind doing, I wouldn't if I couldn't afford it.... But I'm not dropping $100-150 on food that's not needed.
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I wasn't offended. The question has been asked many times and answered many times. I'm not sure why you saw it as condescending. You seem very eager to bring something despite what he said. My bottom line was to just do it if you want to. I'm not discouraging you from bringing something. Just telling you that you've been asking the question many times and the easiest solution is ultimately to just do what you want. I'm certainly not ungrateful for any of what you guys do.
Still plodding away with that shctick huh. God forbid I show up to a tailgate and you insist on calling me that to my face.
I will leave in a cop car. And you will have to suck insulin through a straw. Fair trade. And no I'm not freaking with you.
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Look at 17a's posting history and tell me when he gave any definitive answer. I'd like to know because I don't have all the time in the world to go to the stores and buy the things I would like to buy.
I don't, for the life of me, see why my question would warrant your response, but to each their own I guess.
Uh, no thanks. I'd rather just congratulate you. You win.
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I'm not wiping my derriere with the money it takes to buy the things I would get. I know I don't fly in and need a hotel, I've spent a shitload of money the last two tailgates. I don't mind doing, I wouldn't if I couldn't afford it.... But I'm not dropping $100-150 on food that's not needed.
I don't really have a grand to wipe my derriere with either, but that's what it costs just to get to the tailgate and stay in New York. Then there's all the food and stuff when I get there. I didn't realize we were complaining about money. Usually when I don't pony up I get excrement on for a year. I should probably complain about how my kids have been crying that I'm leaving, too. That one will probably get loooooads of excrement.
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Yes, I get where it is coming from too. I was telling him that he should bring something if he really wants to.
How about this?
You could have just written this in the first place and avoided coming off like a dick. Is that too much to ask.
I don't need excrement from you. I didn't ask you anything. You just needed to pipe in though, didn't you?
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I'm complaining about money? How about I don't want to waste the 2 or 3 hours it'll take me to get the excrement I would get and get it ready for Sunday...and, yes, the money it costs to buy it.
I asked 17a a question, not you.
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Uh, no thanks. I'd rather just congratulate you. You win.
You'd rather congratulate me? For what?
I know, anyone, especially you, admitting they're wrong is taboo in these parts.
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Iggy isn't "admitting he's wrong" so much as he just doesn't feel like dealing with you about this anymore.
/instigation
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You're right. Who gives a freak?
I'll pay my $20, bring my beer and be done with it.
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freak it, call the whole thing off. Nobody waste the money
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Wee reminder to the crew to try and bring something to the game for auction to help with the fund raising for Chris.
I recently got something thats signed by Wesley Walker that would be perfect but I can't find the freaking thing. Hopefully I can find it by Sunday.
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I'm drunk.
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RAH RAH RAH
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Iggy isn't "admitting he's wrong" so much as he just doesn't feel like dealing with you about this anymore.
/instigation
False. I was wrong for answering. I've heard people mention several times that 17a's guy has it, but I guess most of that was off the board. Guinness had brought up wanting to bring stuff several times. I was just trying to tell him that I doubted he was going to get a different answer, so he should just bring stuff if he wanted to. That was the wrong approach as evidenced by the 50 replies and text messages. I pissed him off. Didn't intend to. Ergo, I fucked up.
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False. I was wrong for answering. I've heard people mention several times that 17a's guy has it, but I guess most of that was off the board. Guinness had brought up wanting to bring stuff several times. I was just trying to tell him that I doubted he was going to get a different answer, so he should just bring stuff if he wanted to. That was the wrong approach as evidenced by the 50 replies and text messages. I pissed him off. Didn't intend to. Ergo, I fucked up.
"sorry you got mad"
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Yall actin mad hoo-ha
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"sorry you got mad"
Go puke up another blueberry pie.
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What in the hell happened in here? Rename this excrement Applebees.
This guy is doing BBQ stuff, that's it. All the other good stuff we usually have, desserts etc. will still need to be provided by us.
I was looking forward to the traditional Guinness London broil after the game.
Cant we all just get along?!?!?
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What in the hell happened in here? Rename this excrement Applebees.
This guy is doing BBQ stuff, that's it. All the other good stuff we usually have, desserts etc. will still need to be provided by us.
I was looking forward to the traditional Guinness London broil after the game.
Cant we all just get along?!?!?
Thank you. Happy to know. If anyone would know, it's you.
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Thank you. Happy to know. If anyone would know, it's you.
Its all good man, weve been doing this thing one way for years and now were mixing it up. a little confusing for sure.
Id say your cooler of beers and the London broil are more than enough of a fair contribution. Id say youre solid with that.
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Its all good man, weve been doing this thing one way for years and now were mixing it up. a little confusing for sure.
Id say your cooler of beers and the London broil are more than enough of a fair contribution. Id say youre solid with that.
Well, yeah, that's why I asked. I'll do my usual excrement then, what I did two years ago. Might mean a little less beer (it'll still be more than enough, don't worry), but I'll do my spread for pre-lunch, and I'll do a steak for post-game, and bust the other excrement back out. I'm alone with my kids most of the day Saturday, so I have to plan accordingly.
If anyone wants cigars *cough, cough Puck or ScotJet* let me know before Saturday.
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Well, yeah, that's why I asked. I'll do my usual excrement then, what I did two years ago. Might mean a little less beer (it'll still be more than enough, don't worry), but I'll do my spread for pre-lunch, and I'll do a steak for post-game, and bust the other excrement back out. I'm alone with my kids most of the day Saturday, so I have to plan accordingly.
If anyone wants cigars *cough, cough Puck or ScotJet* let me know before Saturday.
Hey Otto...i'm grateful for the hospitality you, and the other locals provide us every year when we visit. It's always a great time, and you guys always go out of your way to make us feel welcome.
I don't believe Adam was shitting on you when he spoke up. It sounds like a big misunderstanding.
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Hey Otto...i'm grateful for the hospitality you, and the other locals provide us every year when we visit. It's always a great time, and you guys always go out of your way to make us feel welcome.
I don't believe Adam was shitting on you when he spoke up. It sounds like a big misunderstanding.
SHUT UP bundle of sticks
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I want to be clear here, I was never looking for a pat on the back or a justification for anything I've brought/bring, I only asked a question, and, now, I got my answer.
I know how much money you all spend to come here and how much you spend while you're here, money was never my issue, just wasted food. I know how much 17a goes through to put this all together, and I know how much you out-of-towners put into your trips coming here, that's why I like to make sure I'm doing my part. The important thing is that jug and Chris' family anyway and that's where any money should go.
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If there's a store near the apartment that sells Johnsonville bratwurst...i'll bring a package to throw on the grill.
/tradition
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I want to be clear here, I was never looking for a pat on the back or a justification for anything I've brought/bring, I only asked a question, and, now, I got my answer.
I know how much money you all spend to come here and how much you spend while you're here, money was never my issue, just wasted food. I know how much 17a goes through to put this all together, and I know how much you out-of-towners put into your trips coming here, that's why I like to make sure I'm doing my part. The important thing is that jug and Chris' family anyway and that's where any money should go.
You take our praise you generous freak!
Seriously though, dude slipped up on the internet, text based communication sucks, mystery solved. Nobody in here takes anything for granted and we all know it.
Zace isnt in here is he?
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You take our praise you generous freak!
Seriously though, dude slipped up on the internet, text based communication sucks, mystery solved. Nobody in here takes anything for granted and we all know it.
Zace isnt in here is he?
Zace is currently at the Metlife stadium parking lot, with a paper plate and a fork in his hand.....patiently waiting.
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Zace is currently at the Metlife stadium parking lot, with a paper plate and a fork in his hand.....patiently waiting.
Just like last time, you can blame koz for that.
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Just like last time, you can blame koz for that.
Koz is a lightning rod for blame.
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If there's a store near the apartment that sells Johnsonville bratwurst...i'll bring a package to throw on the grill.
/tradition
Seemingly, from what Chrebet said, I don't think any additional BBQ stuff is necessary. If you want, I can pick that up and we'll do that post-game. I don't know how much of a rush people will be in, but I'm sure we'll do a couple of hours afterward.
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Seemingly, from what Chrebet said, I don't think any additional BBQ stuff is necessary. If you want, I can pick that up and we'll do that post-game. I don't know how much of a rush people will be in, but I'm sure we'll do a couple of hours afterward.
Sounds like a plan. If you can, pick up some buns too. I'll square up with you at the tailgate. Cool?
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If there's a store near the apartment that sells Johnsonville bratwurst...i'll bring a package to throw on the grill.
/tradition
Nah, we settled on dessert last week. Badger is doing pumpkin pie, so we have to figure something else out.
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Hey Otto...i'm grateful for the hospitality you, and the other locals provide us every year when we visit. It's always a great time, and you guys always go out of your way to make us feel welcome.
I don't believe Adam was shitting on you when he spoke up. It sounds like a big misunderstanding.
YOU CAN'T USE REAL NAMES ON THE BOARD. BANNED
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Nah, we settled on dessert last week. Badger is doing pumpkin pie, so we have to figure something else out.
Diabetic dessert = bratwurst
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Sounds like a plan. If you can, pick up some buns too. I'll square up with you at the tailgate. Cool?
Put it in the jug.
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Put it in the jug.
roger that
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If anyone wants cigars *cough, cough Puck or ScotJet* let me know before Saturday.
Can I get in on this?
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8========D
FYP
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Can I get in on this?
Sure...any preference?
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So just so I know I'm not being an poopchute. I need money for puck, 20 bucks for the food, money for Chris' family. Anything else I'm missing?
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So just so I know I'm not being an poopchute. I need money for puck, 20 bucks for the food, money for Chris' family. Anything else I'm missing?
if you have to ask, don't even come bundle of sticks
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So just so I know I'm not being an poopchute. I need money for puck, 20 bucks for the food, money for Chris' family. Anything else I'm missing?
Also you forgot weed on your list
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You guys should count your lucky stars the game isn't today. It's raw as freak: about 40 degrees with 40-50 mph wind gusts. Terrible tailgating conditions.
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My reputation seems pretty well established on the weed.
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I recently got something thats signed by Wesley Walker that would be perfect but I can't find the freaking thing. Hopefully I can find it by Sunday.
I find when I relax after blowing a gasket, I can find stuff.
So chill out you angry freak, stop shooting your gun at a picture of some douchebag in a hat ten sizes too big and you will then find it.
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I find when I relax after blowing a gasket, I can find stuff.
So chill out you angry freak, stop shooting your gun at a picture of some douchebag in a hat ten sizes too big and you will then find it.
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I want to be clear here, I was never looking for a pat on the back or a justification for anything I've brought/bring, I only asked a question, and, now, I got my answer.
Way to go Guinness buddy, job well done, you're awesome, when you put your mind to something you can do anything, we love you man. Lol
hey btw my Dad bought a bunch of cigars, bring some along we can mix and match.
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Way to go Guinness buddy, job well done, you're awesome, when you put your mind to something you can do anything, we love you man. Lol
hey btw my Dad bought a bunch of cigars, bring some along we can mix and match.
I figured your dad would probably have some, he has them every year. Klax seems to need one and I'll see with ScotJet. I don't recall anyone else smoking one. I haven't had a cigar in ages.
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I figured your dad would probably have some, he has them every year. Klax seems to need one and I'll see with ScotJet. I don't recall anyone else smoking one. I haven't had a cigar in ages.
I smoke one or two a year this will be that time.
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I figured your dad would probably have some, he has them every year. Klax seems to need one and I'll see with ScotJet. I don't recall anyone else smoking one. I haven't had a cigar in ages.
Good man, I do love a Cigar.
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I figured your dad would probably have some, he has them every year. Klax seems to need one and I'll see with ScotJet. I don't recall anyone else smoking one. I haven't had a cigar in ages.
Same here. I only smoke on occasion; golf courses, special occasions, etc…
Guinness, the brand of cigar I trust you on. My only preference would be a Maduro.
Let me know how much it costs. Should I bring my cutter/lighter, or is it safe to assume that you have the covered?
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well, its going to be pouring on Sunday. I have no one to watch my kids since my wife is gonna be away so I am officially out of this excrement storm. Im sure you guys will enjoy yourselves, eating hot dogs in the rain and screaming a the predominantly steeler crowd for 3 hours.
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well, its going to be pouring on Sunday. I have no one to watch my kids since my wife is gonna be away so I am officially out of this excrement storm. Im sure you guys will enjoy yourselves, eating hot dogs in the rain and screaming a the predominantly steeler crowd for 3 hours.
Blow a goat, and I don't mean Bo's goat.
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There's no truth to the rumor it's going to rain on Sunday.
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There's no truth to the rumor it's going to rain on Sunday.
Looks like low 50s and sunny so far, perfect tailgating weather. Still 6 days away, though, hopefully that doesn't change.
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Looks like low 50s and sunny so far, perfect tailgating weather. Still 6 days away, though, hopefully that doesn't change.
As long as JohnnyD brings his entourage we're good:
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Weather is awesome-looking thus far. Joannyd is just a whiny queynte who will look for any excuse to not make a tailgate.
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well, its going to be pouring on Sunday. I have no one to watch my kids since my wife is gonna be away so I am officially out of this excrement storm. Im sure you guys will enjoy yourselves, eating hot dogs in the rain and screaming a the predominantly steeler crowd for 3 hours.
Sorry, I know that there are "words" in the quote above, but for some reason I just keep thinking about this instead whenever I see you on here:
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Its gonna rain.................
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http://www.theweathernetwork.com/weather/united-states/new-jersey/east-rutherford/07073
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http://www.theweathernetwork.com/weather/united-states/new-jersey/east-rutherford/07073
Here is what I got:
http://www.wunderground.com/weather-forecast/zmw:07073.1.99999? (http://www.wunderground.com/weather-forecast/zmw:07073.1.99999?)
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Make sure you dress properly to prepare for the 0mm of rain in the forecast.
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Make sure you dress properly to prepare for the 0mm of rain in the forecast.
JohnnyD has a lot of fur, he is good.
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Make sure you dress properly to prepare for the 0mm of rain in the forecast.
I guarantee it rains on Sunday.........................
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I guarantee it rains on Sunday.........................
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Bah.....I might be back in actually. But I doubt I see you guys. Im gonna be there with other people.....that aren't gay. Not sure theyre gonna wanna come by the hairy derriere parade
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Bah.....I might be back in actually. But I doubt I see you guys. Im gonna be there with other people.....that aren't gay. Not sure theyre gonna wanna come by the hairy derriere parade
But we will have hot dogs
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Bah.....I might be back in actually. But I doubt I see you guys. Im gonna be there with other people.....that aren't gay. Not sure theyre gonna wanna come by the hairy derriere parade
Come by you Diva. There will be some nice fine wines for your to put over your tonsils.
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Come by you Diva. There will be some nice fine wines for your to put over your tonsils.
He'll be there. We're his only friends that aren't of the imaginary sort.
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Come by you Diva. There will be some nice fine wines for your to put over your tonsils.
That bundle of sticks wants something else over his tonsils.
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That bundle of sticks wants something else over his tonsils.
ahahhahahah..............
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ahahhahahah..............
Given your known height restriction, you wouldn't be able to reach the TV remote on the coffee table. Rendering your supposed weather forecast report a likely fabrication due to your reputation of being a tailgate fagola.
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This legnd is bullshit. I have been to two of these male assfests. There are plenty of people who haven't even been to one. I said from the beginning that a 1 PM game was the dumbest possible selection. Can someone tell me why we're doing a 1 oclock game? I've yet to hear an intelligent reason for this stupidity. I live two hours from Metlife. Even If I do show, itll be about 13 minutes before kickoff. And Id like to leave in the 2nd quarter to beat the traffic home.
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Just curious, is anyone actually working today? I know I am not, and it's only going to get worse.
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This legnd is bullshit. I have been to two of these male assfests. There are plenty of people who haven't even been to one. I said from the beginning that a 1 PM game was the dumbest possible selection. Can someone tell me why we're doing a 1 oclock game? I've yet to hear an intelligent reason for this stupidity. I live two hours from Metlife. Even If I do show, itll be about 13 minutes before kickoff. And Id like to leave in the 2nd quarter to beat the traffic home.
We all chose this game to bust your balls.
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Just curious, is anyone actually working today? I know I am not, and it's only going to get worse.
So youre not mowing the grass at Century Village today?
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This legnd is bullshit. I have been to two of these male assfests. There are plenty of people who haven't even been to one. I said from the beginning that a 1 PM game was the dumbest possible selection. Can someone tell me why we're doing a 1 oclock game? I've yet to hear an intelligent reason for this stupidity. I live two hours from Metlife. Even If I do show, itll be about 13 minutes before kickoff. And Id like to leave in the 2nd quarter to beat the traffic home.
Why are you posting like everyone's mother-in-law?
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This legnd is bullshit. I have been to two of these male assfests. There are plenty of people who haven't even been to one. I said from the beginning that a 1 PM game was the dumbest possible selection. Can someone tell me why we're doing a 1 oclock game? I've yet to hear an intelligent reason for this stupidity. I live two hours from Metlife. Even If I do show, itll be about 13 minutes before kickoff. And Id like to leave in the 2nd quarter to beat the traffic home.
Shut the freak up. Show up or don't show up. Quit your freaking whining and go beat off to the cover of Born in the USA again.
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Jonnyd...4 hours of driving (excluding traffic) for 13 minutes of tailgating and a quarter and a half of (probable) bad football.
Who's the stupid one?
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Just curious, is anyone actually working today? I know I am not, and it's only going to get worse.
I'm working- trying to square away some stuff before I go off and also trying to keep an eye on you loafers over there.
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Jonnyd...4 hours of driving (excluding traffic) for 13 minutes of tailgating and a quarter and a half of (probable) bad football.
Who's the stupid one?
that's the whole point of my thinking that I should stay home
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^ Just stay home, please. You are this site's biggest attention whore.
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Any special requests, beer-wise, for Sunday? Doesn't have to be a specific beer or brewery, but if there's something you would like me to try to get (pale ale, stout, lager, whatever) put it in this thread. I'm not doing this until Saturday but it'd be nice to maybe have a list to work off.
Or, if you trust me, that's fine too. I'm pretty sure Sierra Nevada just released Celebration 12-packs, that would be perfect.
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Any special requests, beer-wise, for Sunday? Doesn't have to be a specific beer or brewery, but if there's something you would like me to try to get (pale ale, stout, lager, whatever) put it in this thread. I'm not doing this until Saturday but it'd be nice to maybe have a list to work off.
Or, if you trust me, that's fine too. I'm pretty sure Sierra Nevada just released Celebration 12-packs, that would be perfect.
McKenzie's Seasonal is it possible to find it.
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McKenzie's Seasonal is it possible to find it.
I'm going to try two distros on Saturday so if I see it I'll get it.
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I'm going to try two distros on Saturday so if I see it I'll get it.
Great let me know the cost.
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I am not taking a cent from anyone. Put it in the jug.
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I am not taking a cent from anyone. Put it in the jug.
You aren't all that bad, for a honky.
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You aren't all that bad, for a honky.
I just hope someone is handling the "shitty" beer. I'll probably pick up a case of Pabst because it's cheap and decent, but I hope I'm not the only one bringing beer. I highly doubt I am, though.
Basically, long story-short, if you flew here on a plane you really shouldn't have to do anything. Just enjoy your time here and let guys like us handle the excrement like this.
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We always appreciate the hospitality we get from you guys, I'm sincere here, it is why coming back is so easy.
I intend to try out a few crafts not available back here so I'm slobbering at the mouth in anticipation.
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Just curious, is anyone actually working today? I know I am not, and it's only going to get worse.
Technically, yes.
If I'm at work, I'm "working."
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Bo / SFD, we're talking about the possibility of those of us staying in Manhattan sharing a limo to MetLife on Sunday morning. It will be a bit more expensive than a cab but it's a limo. You up for it? Current price looks like around $45 a head but I'm shopping around.
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Bo / SFD, we're talking about the possibility of those of us staying in Manhattan sharing a limo to MetLife on Sunday morning. It will be a bit more expensive than a cab but it's a limo. You up for it? Current price looks like around $45 a head but I'm shopping around.
That's a great deal.
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Bo / SFD, we're talking about the possibility of those of us staying in Manhattan sharing a limo to MetLife on Sunday morning. It will be a bit more expensive than a cab but it's a limo. You up for it? Current price looks like around $45 a head but I'm shopping around.
Make sure you faggots swing by and pick me up so I don't have to walk a quarter mile to the parking lot.
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Make sure you faggots swing by and pick me up so I don't have to walk a quarter mile to the parking lot.
No problem. It's $45.
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Make sure you faggots swing by and pick me up so I don't have to walk a quarter mile to the parking lot.
You really like being picked up by faggots, in fact you're asking for it.
There has to be some kind of link to leading posters in the fitness thread and faggotry.
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There has to be some kind of link to leading posters in the fitness thread and faggotry.
Unfortunately there is no correlation between the two.
I probably lead in the former.
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Is it easier/quicker to get to the game in a limo vs. subway? Also, is the limo price to and from the game?
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There is no subway to the game from Manhattan at 7 in the morning. You can get a train to Secaucus but after that you're SOL at that time, so we'd be getting a cab anyway.
I now have a quote for $160, which is less than $30 a head. It's only to get to the game - we'll get the train back afterwards.
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There is no subway to the game from Manhattan at 7 in the morning. You can get a train to Secaucus but after that you're SOL at that time, so we'd be getting a cab anyway.
I now have a quote for $160, which is less than $30 a head. It's only to get to the game - we'll get the train back afterwards.
I'm in.
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I'm planning on taking the train in but can drive if people help cover the cost of a parking pass
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There's a 30% chance of rain now. Looks like later in the day, but if it does rain I'm going to find jonnyD and smack the excrement out of him.
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There's a 30% chance of rain now. Looks like later in the day, but if it does rain I'm going to find jonnyD and smack the excrement out of him.
70% chance it won't rain.
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There's a 30% chance of rain now. Looks like later in the day, but if it does rain I'm going to find jonnyD and smack the excrement out of him.
It went from "overcast" to "mostly cloudy".
http://www.wunderground.com/weather-forecast/zmw:07073.1.99999?MR=1 (http://www.wunderground.com/weather-forecast/zmw:07073.1.99999?MR=1)
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There's a 30% chance of rain now. Looks like later in the day, but if it does rain I'm going to find jonnyD and smack the excrement out of him.
At his height, stomping would be a smarter option.
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Tomorrow's forecast: multiple tornadoes with intermittent hurricanes and blizzards. Earhquake predicted. Jets win 21-17.
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There is no subway to the game from Manhattan at 7 in the morning. You can get a train to Secaucus but after that you're SOL at that time, so we'd be getting a cab anyway.
I now have a quote for $160, which is less than $30 a head. It's only to get to the game - we'll get the train back afterwards.
I'm in JE, thanks for including me.
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There is no subway to the game from Manhattan at 7 in the morning. You can get a train to Secaucus but after that you're SOL at that time, so we'd be getting a cab anyway.
I now have a quote for $160, which is less than $30 a head. It's only to get to the game - we'll get the train back afterwards.
Also, I've never taken the train back from MetLife - what are the options?
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Thanks JE for getting the limo stuff together. OK if we settle up in NY?
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This was the exchange with the limo company.
info@nylimocoach.com
4:33 PM (18 hours ago)
Hello JE,
Thank you for your interest in our company. To give you the correct quote what is the location of the pick up and drop off?
Thanks,
Kady
<je@gmail.com>
We're going from E 59th to MetLife Stadium out at East Rutherford, we need to get there for around 8am. We'll probably also need to stop via Secaucus Junction on the way.
Thanks
info@nylimocoach.com
Do you want a one way drop off with a stop or do you want the car to wait for you?
Thank You,
William
<je@gmail.com>
Just a one way drop off please.
info@nylimocoach.com
Hello JE,
A pick up and drop with in the city will be $160 all inclusive.
Thanks,
Kady
<je@gmail.com>
Thanks Kady - I assume that East Rutherford counts as "within the city"?
info@nylimocoach.com
Hello JE,
No sorry east Rutherford is not considered the city that's in New Jersey. The rate for that would be $240 from the city and then stop to secaucus, nj to east Rutherford. With out the stop the price will be $200.
Thanks,
Kady
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Also, I've never taken the train back from MetLife - what are the options?
Train from the stadium to Secaucus, one stop from Secaucus to Penn. It's really simple even when you're so drunk you can't see. Just following the other fat drunk men in green.
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Thanks JE for getting the limo stuff together. OK if we settle up in NY?
Of course.
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The train back to the city runs for a limited amount of time and it's a sardine can, be careful. I took it one year and it was a nightmare.
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I'll be able to drop 2-3 people off in the city on the way home if anyone needs it.
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The train back to the city runs for a limited amount of time and it's a sardine can, be careful. I took it one year and it was a nightmare.
I think it goes for an hour or so after the game. If the rest of the Manhattan folks want I can ask the limo people to cost for picking us up afterwards as well.
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I think it goes for an hour or so after the game. If the rest of the Manhattan folks want I can ask the limo people to cost for picking us up afterwards as well.
What's the plan for saturday evening after dinner? Are you Nancies going to head to bed in preparation for the tailgate (pure faggotry), or are we joining up and getting more drinks?
My liver is ready.
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I think it goes for an hour or so after the game. If the rest of the Manhattan folks want I can ask the limo people to cost for picking us up afterwards as well.
I just wanted to warn you guys, I have been there and done that. I drive both ways now because of that experience.
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I'll be able to drop 2-3 people off in the city on the way home if anyone needs it.
The ride I have, we may be able to fit one guy back. My buddy likes driving through Manhattan (it's surprisingly quicker). I'll have to see how we look packed up though, so i can't make a guarantee.
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The ride I have, we may be able to fit one guy back. My buddy likes driving through Manhattan (it's surprisingly quicker). I'll have to see how we look packed up though, so i can't make a guarantee.
Are they taking off right after the game?
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I just wanted to warn you guys, I have been there and done that. I drive both ways now because of that experience.
This sounds like you're "coming out."
We already knew bud, it's OK.
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This sounds like you're "coming out."
We already knew bud, it's OK.
He doesn't drive, he lets others drive.
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Are they taking off right after the game?
That's a really stupid question, hahaha
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The ride I have, we may be able to fit one guy back. My buddy likes driving through Manhattan (it's surprisingly quicker). I'll have to see how we look packed up though, so i can't make a guarantee.
I do it the way my dad always does, bridges there then tunnels back. Though he usually goes Throgs Neck-GW and I'm gonna do RFK-GW. We always come back through Manhattan though.
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I just wanted to warn you guys, I have been there and done that. I drive both ways now because of that experience.
I've done it both times I have been to MetLife. You need to be less whiney, it's fine. Yes, it's busy. Welcome to living in a city.
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I do it the way my dad always does, bridges there then tunnels back. Though he usually goes Throgs Neck-GW and I'm gonna do RFK-GW. We always come back through Manhattan though.
EZ pass Babbie. Midtown to Lincoln there, Lincoln to Midtown back. When I used to have my seasons and I drove often, I always took the bridges, but one trip with them some years back and I honestly couldn't believe the time saved.
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I've done it both times I have been to MetLife. You need to be less whiney, it's fine. Yes, it's busy. Welcome to living in a city.
Lol "less whiney" ok.
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That's a really stupid question, hahaha
Yeah how so.
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Lol "less whiney" ok.
Well. I could understand Bo not being a fan what with him being a country bumpkin and all, but you're not scared of big cities. Why would you compromise an entire day's drinking to avoid having to get on a busy train for ten minutes? It's only the stadium link that's packed, the train from Secaucus to Penn is fine.
I think you should pour yourself a nice cold pint of toughen the freak up.
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Well. I could understand Bo not being a fan what with him being a country bumpkin and all, but you're not scared of big cities. Why would you compromise an entire day's drinking to avoid having to get on a busy train for ten minutes? It's only the stadium link that's packed, the train from Secaucus to Penn is fine.
I think you should pour yourself a nice cold pint of toughen the freak up.
I would rather drive. When I took it the train was delayed 30 minutes and you couldn't move. It took me 2 hours longer to get home (hotel) then when I drive. It was the first year the trains ran (2010) the first tailgate. So rather than being "whiney" I was just trying to help out.
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Why would you compromise an entire day's drinking to avoid having to get on a busy train for ten minutes?
Taking the train to the game compromises two hours of tailgate time.
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Yeah how so.
You really think we'd leave right away?
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You really think we'd leave right away?
You hell no, but I don't know those other people.
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You hell no, but I don't know those other people.
You think I would go to games with lame tailgaters?
I've tried to get them to come over to 17a's tailgates before, but you know how tailgaters are...getting them to move from their weekly spot is like kicking one of their dogs. Their tailgate (my usual tailgate, early 2000s-2009) has been decimated by PSLs. The other tailgate we'd been apart of was awesome at first (3 years ago) but then was just too crazy for our speed, if you can believe that. But badger can attest to that as he dropped by once.
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We'll figure it out. The train back was fine last time I took it. It wasn't that crowded and was an easy way out. If it doesn't work, we can get a cab or Uber. I'm sure there will be uber drivers near the stadium. I'd never take the train TO the game. Puck is in a different position since he's so far out. I'm not sure why you wouldn't opt to drive even if the train wasn't crowded.
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I don't think the trains will be that bad because, frankly, we suck and we all know it. I anticipate a lot of traffic considering all the Steelers fans who will drive.
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Taking the train to the game compromises two hours of tailgate time.
We're not taking the train to the game.
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We're not taking the train to the game.
Play it by ear. If the trains don't look bad, take them. If they're crowded, I'm sure we can figure it out. Beautiful thing is, we'll tailgate some more and let the crowd die down and then plan how to leave.
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We're not taking the train to the game.
Yeah but still
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freak it. I'm renting a helicopter.
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freak it. I'm renting a helicopter.
Hitch a ride with Woody.
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What section are you guys in?
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333
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333
Thanks. That was my section the last year of my seasons, first year of MetLife. StubHub has 334 for $80, nothing available in 333, you must have bought them all.
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Thanks. That was my section the last year of my seasons, first year of MetLife. StubHub has 334 for $80, nothing available in 333, you must have bought them all.
28 between rows 5-6.....there maybe 1 ticket. I don't know if my friend is bringing his daughter. Give me a day to find out.
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123 Row 20
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28 between rows 5-6.....there maybe 1 ticket. I don't know if my friend is bringing his daughter. Give me a day to find out.
I can grab a ticket easy enough, now I know where you guys will be, thanks.
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123 Row 20
Whitey
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http://news.yahoo.com/japanese-whisky-named-worlds-finest-dram-182051851.html (http://news.yahoo.com/japanese-whisky-named-worlds-finest-dram-182051851.html)
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http://news.yahoo.com/japanese-whisky-named-worlds-finest-dram-182051851.html (http://news.yahoo.com/japanese-whisky-named-worlds-finest-dram-182051851.html)
Hold it right there you gay poopchute! That's crossing the line.
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Hold it right there you gay poopchute! That's crossing the line.
Hahahahah I knew that would make you rise from the ashes.
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(http://imageshack.com/a/img540/2193/rsYS5g.jpg)
I took a walk around the new spur of the Hi-Line and got this nice pic of midtown you're all about to get lost in.
You guys ready?
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Hahahahah I knew that would make you rise from the ashes.
Actually that Japanese excrement is seriously freaking good. Can you imagine if I turned up at the tailgate with a foreign Scotch?
No worries there, I will be on duty Sunday with a Scotch for the ages.
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(http://imageshack.com/a/img540/2193/rsYS5g.jpg)
I took a walk around the new spur of the Hi-Line and got this nice pic of midtown you're all about to get lost in.
You guys ready?
Pfft. I got this excrement.
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Preparation has commenced:
(http://i.imgur.com/aEtstL7.jpg)
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Hold it right there you gay poopchute! That's crossing the line.
I've had Yamazaki -18yr once. It was funbags.
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Preparation has commenced:
(http://i.imgur.com/aEtstL7.jpg)
Quoted for nefarious purposes
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Sorry boys, I'm out for this weekend. excrement going on back here - nothing to be concerned about, but it's the right thing for me to do. Badger, Iggy or MB will fill you in when you're there.
I am gutted. Have an awesome time.
Edit: freak you Badger. ;-)
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Sorry boys, I'm out for this weekend. excrement going on back here - nothing to be concerned about, but it's the right thing for me to do. Badger, Iggy or MB will fill you in when you're there.
I am gutted. Have an awesome time.
Edit: freak you Badger. ;-)
This is a real disappointment JE but you have to do what's best. Hope all is well and give my regards to your wife.
Keep in touch with the threads over the weekend. All the best.
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Sorry boys, I'm out for this weekend. excrement going on back here - nothing to be concerned about, but it's the right thing for me to do. Badger, Iggy or MB will fill you in when you're there.
I am gutted. Have an awesome time.
Edit: freak you Badger. ;-)
Is this serious? If so, that sucks, was looking forward to hanging out with you, but you gotta do what's right and I hope it all works out.
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WHO WILL RUN WITH ME IN CENTRAL PARK AND HOLD MY HAND WHEN I GET TIRED!?!
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Sucks that you can't make it JE. How about a trip to New York in December? I'll be back there for 3 weeks.
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Is this serious? If so, that sucks, was looking forward to hanging out with you, but you gotta do what's right and I hope it all works out.
Sadly so. Like I said, it's nothing serious but I don't feel like laying out my life story on JO. The boys can explain.
WHO WILL RUN WITH ME IN CENTRAL PARK AND HOLD MY HAND WHEN I GET TIRED!?!
MB has volunteered.
Sucks that you can't make it JE. How about a trip to New York in December? I'll be back there for 3 weeks.
Exactly 0% chance of that happening, I'm afraid. Will be moving house.
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MB has volunteered.
I'll make sure he has bus fare.
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You don't have to explain anything. Handle your business. Whatever it is I hope it works out for you and the missus. I'll definitely toast one in your honor brotha.
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Okay,
So months of planning and bullshit. I'm at the airport waiting on my flight, see guys soon.
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Okay,
So months of planning and bullshit. I'm at the airport waiting on my flight, see guys soon.
Have a great trip and awesome time, brother. Hope to see you next time around.
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You guys should have a spin-off tailgate...
JetOffensive Goes Euro. Wherein the crew travels Europe for a fun filled romp through Europe's sleeziest dives, dirtiest discos and dankest pubs. Caps off with an NFL game in history Wembley Stadium.
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You guys should have a spin-off tailgate...
JetOffensive Goes Euro. Wherein the crew travels Europe for a fun filled romp through Europe's sleeziest dives, dirtiest discos and dankest pubs. Caps off with an NFL game in history Wembley Stadium.
Might be a great idea if the Jets ever visit Wembley.
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Poor Scots is going to come over famished. The flight attendant on the American Airlines flight won't understand a word he's saying when it's time to order breakfast.
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so where is this tailgate anyway
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so where is this tailgate anyway
Same spot as last time.
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so where is this tailgate anyway
Next to the shitter. I hope that if you end up coming to the game, that it rains heavily only on you.
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so where is this tailgate anyway
Doesn't matter. You'll be burrowed away in a hole somewhere counting down the months until you can look for your shadow.
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What's the over/under on Woody making an appearance again?
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It's no big deal JE you could have told me Sunday you don't need a ticket.
I hope all is well and go freak yourself
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What's the over/under on Woody making an appearance again?
How would such a thing be measured in over/under?
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How would such a thing be measured in over/under?
I was just wondering that. Odds, sure. Maybe the over/under on number of minutes Woody is willing to spend outside the stadium with his team in shambles?
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I was just wondering that. Odds, sure. Maybe the over/under on number of minutes Woody is willing to spend outside the stadium with his team in shambles?
How about number of home games before Woody ever shows his face in the parking lot again?
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Okay,
So months of planning and bullshit. I'm at the airport waiting on my flight, see guys soon.
Safe travels man! Looking forward to seeing you again.
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It's no big deal JE you could have told me Sunday you don't need a ticket.
I hope all is well and go freak yourself
I will of course pay you for the ticket if you're stuck with it.
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I will of course pay you for the ticket if you're stuck with it.
Nah no big deal not worth a pm
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My flight was cancelled lol.
Waiting on the alternative flight as we speak, joy.
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My flight cir cancelled lol.
Waiting on the alternative flight as we speak, joy.
freak that. I feel bad for your dad. You to a lesser extent.
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My flight was cancelled lol.
Waiting on the alternative flight as we speak, joy.
That fuckin sucks. What airport are you flying out of?
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We're supposed to meet Jim I am so poised right now.
Also supposed to board thirty minutes ago, JetBlue can suck a dick today.
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That fuckin sucks. What airport are you flying out of?
Fort Lauderdale
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We're supposed to meet Jim I am so poised right now.
Also supposed to board thirty minutes ago, JetBlue can suck a dick today.
Where are you supposed to meet Jim? I can serve as a temporary host until you get in.
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We're supposed to meet Jim I am so poised right now.
Also supposed to board thirty minutes ago, JetBlue can suck a dick today.
Looks like United had a flight to Newark canceled, but I don't see any JetBlue cancellations. Weird.
EDIT: Found it. Daaaaaamn you've been there a long time.
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Puck has your estimated arrival time changed since you and I chatted this morning?
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Puck has your estimated arrival time changed since you and I chatted this morning?
If I've got the right flight, looks like he's getting in at 5:20.
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If I've got the right flight, looks like he's getting in at 5:20.
Puck has your estimated arrival time changed since you and I chatted this morning?
Well we were supposed to land 343....We're twenty minutes north of that now.
Badger Jim is at the British Airways terminal at JFK.
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About to take off hoo freaking ray......
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Well we were supposed to land 343....We're twenty minutes north of that now.
Badger Jim is at the British Airways terminal at JFK.
Ah, is that where you were supposed to meet him? I'm not free until 7 but let me know if he needs to go somewhere if you're not in by then. I've got a car tonight.
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Scots will be sitting pretty at some hourly JFK motel anxiously awaiting his pickup from Puck and The Tongue.
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Accuweather is calling for rain. Weather underground and weather.com are both calling for partly cloudy and in the mid 50's. Consequently, I've chosen to ignore Accuweather.
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Everyone talking about meeting up today can eat a bag of dicks.
3 more days.
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Ah, is that where you were supposed to meet him? I'm not free until 7 but let me know if he needs to go somewhere if you're not in by then. I've got a car tonight.
Scratch this, I am now unavailable tonight.
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Guys, I took a cab to la guardia. Here now at the Marriott waiting on puck
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About to take off hoo freaking ray......
The broad at the Marriott bar is hot and loves my Scottish accent, so all well.
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Definitely worse problems to have than bring stuck waiting at the bar haha!
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Definitely worse problems to have than bring stuck waiting at the bar haha!
Stuck at work...
Stuck in traffic...
Stuck at home...
Stuck on the other side of the country...
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freak. I really hate to do this on the heels of JE's announcement, and I'm going to take a huge hit on the money I already spent on the flight and apartment, but it looks like I have to cancel last minute too. I'm coming down with something that I'm pretty sure is pneumonia. I just went to the airport even though my flight takes off tomorrow morning at 6 AM, and I ended up puking all over the airport bathroom. I only went there because I wanted to get a feel for the city driving around the orange Dodge Neon I bought yesterday for $48,000. I really shouldn't have done that because my wife and I are trying to buy a house and we keep getting outbid, probably because I keep underbidding since I'm trying to retire by this time next year. I don't know if that'll happen though with my job coaching pee wee football, which reminds me that we have a game Saturday. There's no way I can miss that. The only thing worse would be to miss my brother's wedding, which is the next day. It sucks having no money, but every time I try to apply for a job online, I get a call and my internet crashes. freaking Hong Kong internet. There's just no way I can make it. Plus, it might sprinkle, and with all my body hair, I'd end up soaking it up like a sponge. I'm sorry everybody. Maybe 2019.
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freak. I really hate to do this on the heels of JE's announcement, and I'm going to take a huge hit on the money I already spent on the flight and apartment, but it looks like I have to cancel last minute too. I'm coming down with something that I'm pretty sure is pneumonia. I just went to the airport even though my flight takes off tomorrow morning at 6 AM, and I ended up puking all over the airport bathroom. I only went there because I wanted to get a feel for the city driving around the orange Dodge Neon I bought yesterday for $48,000. I really shouldn't have done that because my wife and I are trying to buy a house and we keep getting outbid, probably because I keep underbidding since I'm trying to retire by this time next year. I don't know if that'll happen though with my job coaching pee wee football, which reminds me that we have a game Saturday. There's no way I can miss that. The only thing worse would be to miss my brother's wedding, which is the next day. It sucks having no money, but every time I try to apply for a job online, I get a call and my internet crashes. freaking Hong Kong internet. There's just no way I can make it. Plus, it might sprinkle, and with all my body hair, I'd end up soaking it up like a sponge. I'm sorry everybody. Maybe 2019.
This wins.
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Puck and SJ......have you two gotten into each others' PJs yet?.
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Ugh 4am
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Had a great Wednesday night dinner with Scots, Puck, Tongue and 2 of Puck's friends. Mamma Lombardi for the win. Photo exists somewhere.
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Had a great Wednesday night dinner with Scots, Puck, Tongue and 2 of Puck's friends. Mamma Lombardi for the win. Photo exists somewhere.
What a great dinner, I was full up to hoo-ha's bow.
What a day we had. Flying in from Scotland was easy, getting to our hotel was like trying to circumnavigate the globe
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freak. I really hate to do this on the heels of JE's announcement, and I'm going to take a huge hit on the money I already spent on the flight and apartment, but it looks like I have to cancel last minute too. I'm coming down with something that I'm pretty sure is pneumonia. I just went to the airport even though my flight takes off tomorrow morning at 6 AM, and I ended up puking all over the airport bathroom. I only went there because I wanted to get a feel for the city driving around the orange Dodge Neon I bought yesterday for $48,000. I really shouldn't have done that because my wife and I are trying to buy a house and we keep getting outbid, probably because I keep underbidding since I'm trying to retire by this time next year. I don't know if that'll happen though with my job coaching pee wee football, which reminds me that we have a game Saturday. There's no way I can miss that. The only thing worse would be to miss my brother's wedding, which is the next day. It sucks having no money, but every time I try to apply for a job online, I get a call and my internet crashes. freaking Hong Kong internet. There's just no way I can make it. Plus, it might sprinkle, and with all my body hair, I'd end up soaking it up like a sponge. I'm sorry everybody. Maybe 2019.
Our tailgate nonsense in a nutshell well done.
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What a great dinner, I was full up to hoo-ha's bow.
What a day we had. Flying in from Scotland was easy, getting to our hotel was like trying to circumnavigate the globe
Hahaha. By the end of the weekend you'll be wondering how you ever stayed anywhere else. Or something.
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3:45 AM alarm, so of course my brain wakes me at 3. Cab driver is early instead of 30 mins late like the last time I flew out, construction closures were open an hour early, and JetBlue was the only airline that had absolutely no line. I should have slept in.
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Had a great Wednesday night dinner with Scots, Puck, Tongue and 2 of Puck's friends. Mamma Lombardi for the win. Photo exists somewhere.
Nice job, Koz. Momma Lombardi's is no joke. One of the best on LI.
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I'm told Puck and SJ went to the clubs last night. This was the highlight of their evening..
(https://i.groupme.com/500x417.gif.db238d9b1a32443fa5f3ecaa27f5b966.preview)
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Looks like MB is stuck in Toronto. He was supposed to check in, so I was going to take the train in. Anyone know how much longer it would actually take compared to a cab? Staying near the Queensboro Bridge, so I'd have gone LIRR to Penn Station and then I guess a cab.
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weather.com has reduced the predicted chance of rain on Sunday to 10%.
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weather.com has reduced the predicted chance of rain on Sunday to 10%.
JohnyD can eat a dick.
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JohnyD can eat a dick.
This isn't Yelp, although I'm sure he appreciates the praise.
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This isn't Yelp, although I'm sure he appreciates the prrrrrrrrrrrrt.
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
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(http://www.pertplus.com/media/7491/pert%20plus_classic%20clea_us%2013.5.png)
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prrrrrrrton the interruption
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(http://www.picgifs.com/clip-art/cartoons/rupert-bear/clip-art-rupert-bear-375395.jpg)
Ruprrrrrrrrrt
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I love flight delays.
Prrrrrrrrrrrrt.
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I love flight delays.
Prrrrrrrrrrrrt.
Pass the time in the Korean BBQ place at the airport.
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Pass the time in the Korean BBQ place at the airport.
The best they had to offer was a Gordon Biersch. I'll take it.
See you guys tomorrow.
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Be afraid....be very afraid.
mwhahahaha
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What lot are we in?
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Pass the time in the Korean BBQ place at the airport.
Airprrrrrrrrt
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What lot are we in?
You're coming? I thought you were on a short leash.
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You're coming? I thought you were on a short leash.
OK. I am acknowledging your running gag. Sorry for not reacting the first 50 times
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OK. I am acknowledging your running gag. Sorry for not reacting the first 50 times
No, I legitimately didn't see you were coming. Glad you are.
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No, I legitimately didn't see you were coming. Glad you are.
Dude, you're last attempt at this was when I told puck I wanted a ticket.
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Dude, you're last attempt at this was when I told puck I wanted a ticket.
D-2
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Dude, you're last attempt at this was when I told puck I wanted a ticket.
How can I remember excrement on here that didn't happen in the past week?
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Tailgate is in lot D-2?
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I am a bundle of sticks for not being there again. We advanced into the second round last night, so I will spend my weekend game-planning for a likely loss or one of the biggest upsets of all-time.
Feel free to give me excrement for the rest of time.
Watch my babbie catch a TD then lay the wood
http://www.hudl.com/athlete/3443687/highlights/199489915
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I am a bundle of sticks for not being there again.
That's not why you're a bundle of sticks, but we forgive you.
Congrats on the win.
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Tailgate is in lot D-2?
Just look for Soss wearing boxing gloves and head gear.
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I am a bundle of sticks for not being there again. We advanced into the second round last night, so I will spend my weekend game-planning for a likely loss or one of the biggest upsets of all-time.
Feel free to give me excrement for the rest of time.
Watch my babbie catch a TD then lay the wood
http://www.hudl.com/athlete/3443687/highlights/199489915
It's all good, can't hate on a legit excuse.
good luck, see you next year.
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It's all good, can't hate on a legit excuse.
good luck, see you next year.
(http://m.quickmeme.com/img/d7/d7b36052e9ae4cbb70df7c3f8d6fabcb684da2110cfb4a98114b3a9c9676b0aa.jpg)
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Prrrrrrrtsburgh
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I just realized for all the excrement I got yesterday, I forgot the brats and buns. Sorry, MBG. See you fellas in 2 hours.
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For the guys in the NYC apt. I'm leaving in 10 minutes and now have room for 5. Long story. If you need a ride text me in the next half hour.
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Have fun today guys! Please for the love of god bring us a fluke win. I need something to feel good about this week. But more importantly don't die.
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I just realized for all the excrement I got yesterday, I forgot the brats and buns. Sorry, MBG. See you fellas in 2 hours.
*cuts wrist*
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I just realized for all the excrement I got yesterday, I forgot the brats and buns. Sorry, MBG. See you fellas in 2 hours.
Want me to pick some up?
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Want me to pick some up?
Yes please
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Im on the phone with AT&T for the last 30 minutes to reactivate my freaking cell. Should be leaving in 5 min
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Im on the phone with AT&T for the last 30 minutes to reactivate my freaking cell. Should be leaving in 5 min
See u in a few
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Supermarket was closed no brats btw
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Supermarket was closed no brats btw
No worries..they had brats here
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Where the freak are you guys
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freak you, JE
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Have fun and be safe guys.
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That was great. A win at the new stadium at last. 1-2
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Looking forward to seeing MB's pictures when he has time to go through all of 'em. There's a few gems I'm sure!
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The 4th Annual Pats-Hater Tailgate: The day MBGreen wouldn't play Kan Jam with me.
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http://jacobspickles.com/beer/
Boys, if we end up hosting you next year in NYC, please keep this place in mind. A colleague of mine gave me the recommendation just this morning.
Sounds like Bo would be right at home.
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"I'm from New York, lover of the older lady!"
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Another year we did PH proud. Good job during the auction everyone and, obviously, to 17a for being the emcee. And, to Scot Jet for his great pre-game speech. No translator needed either. I was impressed. A couple more years and he'll have a New York accent.
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"I'm from New York, lover of the older lady!"
That was the greatest comeback of all time. LJF killed it there.
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http://jacobspickles.com/beer/
Boys, if we end up hosting you next year in NYC, please keep this place in mind. A colleague of mine gave me the recommendation just this morning.
Sounds like Bo would be right at home.
Looks good.
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17A did a quick escape in the end.
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17A did a quick escape in the end.
We hope. Still waiting for him to post that he actually made it home.
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Another year we did PH proud. Good job during the auction everyone and, obviously, to 17a for being the emcee. And, to Scot Jet for his great pre-game speech. No translator needed either. I was impressed. A couple more years and he'll have a New York accent.
I was a big fan of the auction.
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Had a freaking great time with you guys. The win was just a bonus.
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I was a big fan of the auction.
You got the deal of the day, with the Eric "He's so hot" Decker jersey
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You got the deal of the day, with the Eric "He's so hot" Decker jersey
I was planning to drop $80 in the bucket anyway, so getting something out of it was just a bonus.
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I was planning to drop $80 in the bucket anyway, so getting something out of it was just a bonus.
Yeah. You scored. That's a nice jersey.
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I want to know how much we collected. It seemed like a good haul for Chris's family.
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I want to know how much we collected. It seemed like a good haul for Chris's family.
We had a decent amount from Friday night also. A few hundred total I'm sure. No Woody match this year though.
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I want to know how much we collected. It seemed like a good haul for Chris's family.
We all did good. I can't vouch for how much was in there but it seemed like a lot. Almost no one asked for change when they won something too which was also an awesome gesture by everyone.
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You got the deal of the day, with the Eric "He's so hot" Decker jersey
So hot right now.
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I like the newest tags.
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I heard the number $7** at some point. I think we did well.
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I like the newest tags.
We have new jokes/references now, only 6 months until we're sick of them.
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I heard the number $7** at some point. I think we did well.
Oh excrement that would be awesome.
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Bo knows fartz
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Bo knows fartz
U land?
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Flying over KC and just gave a thumbs up for that Bills game. Great day to be a Jets fan.
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Im sitting in a pub at the Toronto airport. I should be boarding my connection in about 20 mins
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Safe travels guys!
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I sold the house i outbid Johnny English on while waiting in the terminal
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Great day to be a Jets fan.
Got home to see the Giants get pummeled too. Let them have the back page for a day.
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Got home to see the Giants get pummeled too. Let them have the back page for a day.
We still got the back page.
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Bo knows fartz
Still driving. I'm on the Eastern Shore of Virginia right now. It's imprrrrtant I pay attention.
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Im out guys...................
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Still driving. I'm on the Eastern Shore of Virginia right now. It's imprrrrtant I pay attention.
Fun ride. I used to live in Salisbury and had to go that way. Nothing but porta-johns for two hours.
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Im out guys...................
You were wrong...the Jets didn't look "retarded" yesterday.
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Made it home about 30 mins ago. freaking exhausted.
Had some kid screaming all the way in the row behind me on the plane from T.O. to Winnipeg.
Oh...it's also -14 with the wind chill here. Stupid hometown.
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Made it home about 30 mins ago. freaking exhausted.
Had some kid screaming all the way in the row behind me on the plane from T.O. to Winnipeg.
Oh...it's also -14 with the wind chill here. Stupid hometown.
Cue the Puckstapo.
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Made it home about 30 mins ago. freaking exhausted.
Had some kid screaming all the way in the row behind me on the plane from T.O. to Winnipeg.
Oh...it's also -14 with the wind chill here. Stupid hometown.
70 in LA. Time to put the coat back away. Great to see some fall, though.
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Here she is, Miss Steeler Nation 2014:
(http://i.imgur.com/9KECqIY.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/r1RRGYz.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/CVwblkk.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/DuXtjbl.jpg)
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Hahahahahaha
Hahahahahahaha
*comes up for air*
Hahahahahahahahahqhahqh
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My wife just asked if that was a woman. I said I think so. She actually shuddered.
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Note the ring on the wedding finger.
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Note the ring on the wedding finger.
I guess everyone truly can find love
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Note the ring on the wedding finger.
This is what they warned us about. Gay marriage really did lead to bestiality.
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Note the ring on the wedding finger.
She had to marry a black dude, they love their big whatever that thing is.
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(http://imageshack.com/a/img661/8106/7V3Iud.jpg)
I forgot my buddy took this yesterday.
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LOL
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(http://imageshack.com/a/img661/8106/7V3Iud.jpg)
I forgot my buddy took this yesterday.
we need to photoshop the steeler fan out of there.
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(http://imageshack.com/a/img661/8106/7V3Iud.jpg)
I forgot my buddy took this yesterday.
Who's the poor SOB that I'm blocking?
Ahhh, great times.
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Didn't badger take a bunch of pics?
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Who's the poor SOB that I'm blocking?
Ahhh, great times.
just my brother in law. Is that dick steelers fan in all of our group photos?
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t31.0-8/1492215_10154799238870524_3792297665793693066_o.jpg)
I was jim's cigar bitch
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This belongs up on the JO mantle somewhere
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10733871_10154799237885524_8208238472161433023_o.jpg)
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just my brother in law. Is that dick steelers fan in all of our group photos?
Yeah what the freak.
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Yeah what the freak.
that Steeler queynte ruined the group photos. I took 4 of them, he's in them all.
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Who is that guy?
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Who is that guy?
I thought he was in line to use the shitter....and since our group photo was taken right beside the line, he decided to join the fray.
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This belongs up on the JO mantle somewhere
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10733871_10154799237885524_8208238472161433023_o.jpg)
This is so cute.
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freak that pisses me off. I thought he was sometimes friend and even then that was dicey. If I have to go to jail that ain't happening ever again.
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freak that pisses me off. I thought he was sometimes friend and even then that was dicey. If I have to go to jail that ain't happening ever again.
badger can get creative and photoshop him out I'm sure
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freak that pisses me off. I thought he was sometimes friend and even then that was dicey. If I have to go to jail that ain't happening ever again.
Eh, whatever man. We had a killer time. It's not that big a deal.
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Here she is, Miss Steeler Nation 2014:
(http://i.imgur.com/DuXtjbl.jpg)
Francis Buxton muthafucka!
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m93fhwBLvT1roan0wo1_500.jpg)
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badger can get creative and photoshop him out I'm sure
(http://imageshack.com/a/img673/210/oaT5Z2.jpg)
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^anytime someone says something stupid or annoying.......that face is getting posted. It is glorious.
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^anytime someone says something stupid or annoying.......that face is getting posted. It is glorious.
It is the greatest picture I've ever seen. I literally start cracking up every time I've seen it so far.
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I can't believe that sat a few rows above us.
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Anymore photos?
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Does that tattoo on it's arm say "always the doll"? Hahaha
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Anymore photos?
I posted an album on facebook.
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Does that tattoo on it's arm say "always the doll"? Hahaha
Always on duty. Guessing its a nurse.
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I posted an album on facebook.
Haha, looks like I'm never seeing it.
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Haha, looks like I'm never seeing it.
We go through this every year.
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Ah. The Wulver. Nice.
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/10255369_10154799239320524_2215945942807545435_o.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t31.0-8/1801387_10154799238675524_1765495177796050566_o.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/1048073_10154799233130524_7587771400937092334_o.jpg)
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(http://imageshack.com/a/img661/8106/7V3Iud.jpg)
I forgot my buddy took this yesterday.
I have no idea where I was when this happened.
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(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/10714558_10154799234195524_8474476580256879012_o.jpg)
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/10536331_10154799234315524_2365239578452264113_o.jpg)
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The Den of Sin
(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/10580652_10154799234560524_1619779891503752938_o.jpg)
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Why would anyone just get into a random group shot with a bunch of people they don't know? Especially when it's all dudes?
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Why would anyone just get into a random group shot with a bunch of people they don't know? Especially when it's all dudes?
(http://i.imgur.com/DuXtjbl.jpg)
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I think he was one of the canadians. His friend bid on the towel.
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I think he was one of the canadians. His friend bid on the towel.
Russ's future neighbors and fellow Leaf fans.
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Eye had two
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Here she is, Miss Steeler Nation 2014:
(http://i.imgur.com/9KECqIY.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/r1RRGYz.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/CVwblkk.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/DuXtjbl.jpg)
OMG!! Too f'n funny!!!
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Great tailgate. Every year we outdo ourselves.
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let's book some hotels.
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let's book some hotels.
SIT DOWN!!!!
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SIT DOWN!!!!
You in the red hat watch your profanity.
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My only regret is not eating more ribs.
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Here she is, Miss Steeler Nation 2014:
(http://i.imgur.com/9KECqIY.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/r1RRGYz.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/CVwblkk.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/DuXtjbl.jpg)
That is freaking hysterical...and terrifying all in one!
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I wouldn't be surprised if that was the thing that owned Koz at the train station.
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I wish i had a dime for every mile ScotlandJet acquired on his commute to and from the city. I'd be a rich man.
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Are we absolutely, positively sure that's a woman? I really can't tell.
By the way...the 4-tiered aspect of that picture is beyond hysterical. I laugh every god damned time I see it.
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Are we absolutely, positively sure that's a woman? I really can't tell.
I sure as hell wasn't going to check.
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I wish i had a dime for every mile ScotlandJet acquired on his commute to and from the city. I'd be a rich man.
Blah blah blah
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I sure as hell wasn't going to check.
It looked like a female Russian weightlifter, there must be a big Russian population in Pittsburgh.
Koz would have had your back, you should have did a Crocodile Dundee test.
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My only regret is not eating more ribs.
I didn't eat anything, sipped a soda on the way over to the tailgate. Early games are rough.
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Got home, 5 hrs. of sleep, hopped on a plane. Just landed in New Orleans. Want....to....sleep.
74 f and sunny here.
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Got home, 5 hrs. of sleep, hopped on a plane. Just landed in New Orleans. Want....to....sleep.
74 f and sunny here.
More vacation?
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More vacation?
Yep. Tagging along with the wife at her conference. I ain't doin' excrement!
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Yep. Tagging along with the wife at her conference. I ain't doin' excrement!
Fantastic bro enjoy.
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Yep. Tagging along with the wife at her conference. I ain't doin' excrement!
I only spent two day with you guy and I can't even think of taking another vacation until the spring.
Back at work. Yuck.
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I only spent two day with you guy and I can't even think of taking another vacation until the spring.
Back at work. Yuck.
I've got two vacation days left for next month. At least half of one is going to be used for an ultrasound.
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I'm going to combine jambalaya and gumbo with the Dinosaur BBQ. Not enough febreeze in the world to contain my aroma.
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I'm going to combine jambalaya and gumbo with the Dinosaur BBQ. There no febreeze in the world that will contain my aroma.
You'll fit right in down there. The smell of Cajuns I hear is quite aromatic.
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I only spent two day with you guy and I can't even think of taking another vacation until the spring.
Back at work. Yuck.
You youngsters have zero stamina. I got blind drunk no hangover no residual I was up early raring to go. Jim was so disappointed he wanted me to suffer.....I want to do it again today. Oh well.
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I've got two vacation days left for next month. At least half of one is going to be used for an ultrasound.
Use your vacation now. You might not get to have another one for quite a while...
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Use your vacation now. You might not get to have another one for quite a while...
Well those 2 days have to be used before the end of the year anyway.
I get a new batch after January 1.
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I'm going to combine jambalaya and gumbo with the Dinosaur BBQ. Not enough febreeze in the world to contain my aroma.
Don't forget a bunch of beans. Remember nothing gets a broad hornier than a Dutch oven. So get your wife and thank me later.
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Use your vacation now. You might not get to have another one for quite a while...
This was my first seven day stretch off in a row, in over seven years. That's not a lie, no vacation in over seven years.
Edit: no real vacation
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I'm going to combine jambalaya and gumbo with the Dinosaur BBQ. Not enough febreeze in the world to contain my aroma.
Don't forget: Cochon Butcher.
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Don't forget: Cochon Butcher.
Got it
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Got home at 9 am this morning safe and sound.
Thanks to all you guys for making me feel so at home as usual, it was another blast and a win makes it so much more enjoyable.
I'm still a bit washed out with the jet lag so I'll post some more thoughts when I get another wind. Seriously guys, you are the best buddies a man could ever want,
I'm already looking forward to seeing you all again
SJ Jim
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Well those 2 days have to be used before the end of the year anyway.
I get a new batch after January 1.
Ah, the old "use it or lose it" policy.
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I can contribute one picture:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/dbacile/NFC/CAM00233_zpsqpvllk9a.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/dbacile/media/NFC/CAM00233_zpsqpvllk9a.jpg.html)
That excrement went up quick.
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Looks like you guys all had a great time. Would have loved to be there, and sorry I missed out. Post more pictures.
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let's book some hotels.
Oh well we came full circle lol
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Got home at 9 am this morning safe and sound.
Thanks to all you guys for making me feel so at home as usual, it was another blast and a win makes it so much more enjoyable.
I'm still a bit washed out with the jet lag so I'll post some more thoughts when I get another wind. Seriously guys, you are the best buddies a man could ever want,
I'm already looking forward to seeing you all again
SJ Jim
Only wish it were more often. Another great weekend.
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I just walked past Rick's Caberet in New Orleans. LET'S GO TO RICK'S!!!
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Looks like you guys all had a great time. Would have loved to be there, and sorry I missed out. Post more pictures.
You were there in spirit. People commented that a few different people reminded them of you.
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I just walked past Rick's Caberet in New Orleans. LET'S GO TO RICK'S!!!
If you walked by Rick's, you walked by a dozen other strip clubs.
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My full album.
http://imgur.com/a/gjT78
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Wow so many steelers fans out there.
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Wow so many steelers fans out there.
Miss Steeler is in my avatar, so hawt, almost Eric Decker material.
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My full album.
http://imgur.com/a/gjT78
Damn I was barely in two pics. Lol
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I didn't take enough pictures this year.
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I'm still laughing at that freaking fat derriere Steelers man lady. That can't be real. It just can't.
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My full album.
http://imgur.com/a/gjT78
Nice pics. I didn't think I'd be in any of them, haha. Great day.
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I'm still laughing at that freaking fat derriere Steelers man lady. That can't be real. It just can't.
Sickest picture ever.
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I'm pretty sure her gunt had a gunt.
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I'm still laughing at that freaking fat derriere Steelers man lady. That can't be real. It just can't.
I have yet to meet one person that hasn't thought I photoshopped that pic, they laugh their derriere off.
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(https://i.imgflip.com/e2db4.jpg)
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17A did a quick escape in the end.
My son has a basketball game he wanted me at. Had to dip out
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My son has a basketball game he wanted me at. Had to dip out
Hey guys sorry I was late, I will make up for it by leaving early.
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My son has a basketball game he wanted me at. Had to dip out
Ah good. You made it home. There were some questions about your ability to drive as you swerved out of the parking lot.
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Ah good. You made it home. There were some questions about your ability to drive as you swerved out of the parking lot.
Shame the parking attendant is still missing
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Did the depressed guy in front of the tunnel ever make it back to Pittsburgh?
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Did the depressed guy in front of the tunnel ever make it back to Pittsburgh?
He was depressed in a drunken stupor he married, Miss Steeler Nation 2014.
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I'm a solid 3 right now. Hoping I can at least get it to a 2. I have to say the primilinary reports do not look good. We have a trip to Florida in March and a trip somewhere down the Eastern seaboard planned late July.
The missus is a dead set no right now, if I go without her I may as well write the divorce papers on the plane ride over. My only option is subtley working on her. We'd have to find someone willing to watch my kids for 2 nights also.
Hey like the story you told in the middle of 2 17 y/o girls and their Mom.......... "make sexy time with the wife and cum in like 5 minutes, from Whiskey dick".
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Hey like the story you told in the middle of 2 17 y/o girls and their Mom.......... "make sexy time with the wife and cum in like 5 minutes, from Whiskey dick".
You brought them.
Whiskey dick? Haha, I last like 7 or 8 minutes. Give me more credit than that.
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Hey like the story you told in the middle of 2 17 y/o girls and their Mom.......... "make sexy time with the wife and cum in like 5 minutes, from Whiskey dick".
Hahaha. I didn't think they were 18. There was talk predicated on them being 18 and I said "Slow your roll, gentlemen. Slow it on down now."
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Hahaha. I didn't think they were 18. There was talk predicated on them being 18 and I said "Slow your roll, gentlemen. Slow it on down now."
I was not part of that conversation.
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He was depressed in a drunken stupor he married, Miss Steeler Nation 2014.
When they crown Miss Steeler Nation do they somehow pull the sash tight so her gunt goes into her funbags? Some of the women at that game would have been up to Infinite Z cup.
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Hahaha. I didn't think they were 18. There was talk predicated on them being 18 and I said "Slow your roll, gentlemen. Slow it on down now."
One just turned 17 less than 2 weeks ago...lol
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I was not part of that conversation.
No. I walked into it.
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One just turned 17 less than 2 weeks ago...lol
Look on the bright side. No Tommy. If he had been there he'd have suggested violently taking one of them and punching your lady friend just to see what she'd do.
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One just turned 17 less than 2 weeks ago...lol
Legal in NY.
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You brought them.
Whiskey dick? Haha, I last like 7 or 8 minutes. Give me more credit than that.
Your words my friend, not mine and not embellished for once. lol
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Look on the bright side. No Tommy. If he had been there he'd have suggested violently taking one of them and punching your lady friend just to see what she'd do.
Trust me I thought of this. lol
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Look on the bright side. No Tommy. If he had been there he'd have suggested violently taking one of them and punching your lady friend just to see what she'd do.
Hahahaha
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Your words my friend, not mine and not embellished for once. lol
They walked in on that and I was joking. In the parking lot. I didn't realize they were in earshot.
I didn't say that in the car.
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No. I walked into it.
They were saying how "nice everyone was." I said, " be careful they're nothing but a bunch of creeps." lol
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They walked in on that and I was joking. In the parking lot. I didn't realize they were in earshot.
I didn't say that in the car.
Hahah you said that in the car ride home, lmao. That's 100% true. I was dying I knew where that story was going the minute you started.
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They were saying how "nice everyone was." I said, " be careful they're nothing but a bunch of creeps." lol
freak no- they loved me.
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Hahah you said that in the car ride home, lmao. That's 100% true. I was dying I knew where that story was going the minute you started.
Whatever. They were nowhere near in the car. I thought we (me and you) were just bullshitting. They were mostly sleeping.
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We really shouldn't be muddying up a thread I'm assuming is going to be important with stuff from this years tailgate. No?
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We really shouldn't be muddying up a thread I'm assuming is going to be important with stuff from this years tailgate. No?
It's November. This was unavoidable.
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freak no- they loved me.
Did you introduce your brother a satisfactory number of times?
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Whatever. They were nowhere near in the car. I thought we (me and you) were just bullshitting. They were mostly sleeping.
Hahah I love getting the big guy mad...... I am used to you and my Dads "bullshitting" ......you two have to have gills, you don't come up for air. I tried to speak once....hahhaahah
To be fair you're only that way when you're drunk and I love ya!
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My full album.
http://imgur.com/a/gjT78
Good shots, thanks. Proof I made it and wore the earring.
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Hahah I love getting the big guy mad...... I am used to you and my Dads "bullshitting" ......you two have to have gills, you don't come up for air. I tried to speak once....hahhaahah
To be fair you're only that way when you're drunk and I love ya!
If there's one thing I know I am, it's a talker. It's just second nature from what I do as a living. But, yes, sometimes I don't know when to shut up when I'm drunk, haha, so...yeah, I got no defense for that. I'm certainly a little better when not drunk.
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So who was the racist old man? The guy with the mustache?
(http://i.imgur.com/2TJPsiD.jpg)
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So who was the racist old man? The guy with the mustache?
(http://i.imgur.com/2TJPsiD.jpg)
3 rows up in grey hat next to the woman and the one with the yellow hat..
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3 rows up in grey hat next to the woman.
Yeah, the guy making the gun gesture while his team was about to lose.
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3 rows up in grey hat next to the woman and the one with the yellow hat..
Yep. There's the scummer. Nice job getting his picture, badger.
All the other stuff just feels more right in this thread...ahhhhh
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This guy?
(http://i.imgur.com/BKfiICy.png)
Besides the group behind Chuck and the Beast I have no recollection of the individuals behind us.
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You got me and Mack's girlfriends in the picture too. Haha.
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This guy?
(http://i.imgur.com/BKfiICy.png)
Besides the group behind Chuck and the Beast I have no recollection of the individuals behind us.
Yes. That's definitely him.
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This guy?
(http://i.imgur.com/BKfiICy.png)
Besides the group behind Chuck and the Beast I have no recollection of the individuals behind us.
Yes that's 100% him.
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You got me and Mack's girlfriends in the picture too. Haha.
Those old broads were the one's that wanted to blow you two?
I am with 624, pass.
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Mrs. Steeler Nation is a movie star btw:
(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140523042722/stephenking/images/3/3c/RunningMan21.jpg)
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Spreading the word of the Beast
http://www.reddit.com/r/nyjets/comments/2m394s/i_caught_a_glimpse_of_this_individual_in_our/
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Those old broads were the one's that wanted to blow you two?
I am with 624, pass.
Yeah. Who else would think it would be?
They were awesome. I am not making fun of them one bit.
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Spreading the word of the Beast
http://www.reddit.com/r/nyjets/comments/2m394s/i_caught_a_glimpse_of_this_individual_in_our/
Oh excrement! This is gonna be a thing now. Hahaha
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Mrs. Steeler Nation is a movie star btw:
(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140523042722/stephenking/images/3/3c/RunningMan21.jpg)
Oh freak Running Man! Yes! This week on MBGreen's Movie Reviews we look at 1932 classic The Most Dangerous Game and Running Man.
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Hey Guys, I wanted to personally say thank you to everyone that contributed to the tailgate, which was everyone. They just seem to get better and better every year! I mean all the activities leading up to it including the actual gametime experience. I had a fantastic time that wasn't possible without you all. Again I sincerely appreciate you putting up with my Dad and treating the girls such that they all thought you perverts, felons, molesters, douchebags and assholes were "wonderfully nice people."
With that said, you can all go freak youselves.
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Hey Guys, I wanted to personally say thank you to everyone that contributed to the tailgate, which was everyone. They just seem to get better and better every year! I mean all the activities leading up to it including the actual gametime experience. I had a fantastic time that wasn't possible without you all. Again I sincerely appreciate you putting up with my Dad and treating the girls such that they all thought you perverts, felons, molesters, douchebags and assholes were "wonderfully nice people."
With that said, you can all go freak youselves.
Word. In 3-1/2 weeks you get to deal with me again. Jets at Minnesota, 1pm at a bowling alley near you.
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This place is no holds barred, it's awesome. If there is something that annoys someone, there's 100% chance one of you assholes will find it.
I love it.
You mean like you sticking your tongue in Bo's ear?
The mere sight of that took years off my life span.
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You mean like you sticking your tongue in Bo's ear?
The mere sight of that took years off my life span.
(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/11/12/a649c5b02b7b7ac6e99416ac9337c040.jpg)
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PWWWWWCCCHHHHH!!!
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You mean like you sticking your tongue in Bo's ear?
The mere sight of that took years off my life span.
Yep plaster them away.
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(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/11/12/a649c5b02b7b7ac6e99416ac9337c040.jpg)
What the gay is going on?
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What the gay is going on?
What does it look like? I am tonguing BO's ear, his balls were covered.
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What does it look like? I am tonguing BO's ear, his balls were covered.
I can't even...
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Glad that I missed the other night out with you fellas.
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I was gayed against my will.
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I was gayed against my will.
I hate it when that happens.
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I was gayed against my will.
I hate it when that happens.
2 phonies,
You can't rape the willing.
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HAHAHAHA, damn, that beats the other picture. I didn't think that was possible.
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HAHAHAHA, damn, that beats the other picture. I didn't think that was possible.
The one where 17a is giving you a reacharound? I don't think so. haha
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The one where 17a is giving you a reacharound? I don't think so. haha
Common denominator: you.
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Common denominator: you.
Hhahah I am in all the funny pics but Miss Steeler Nation, I am cool with that.
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I've gone through so many phases with our Miss Steeler friend. Now, I'm at the frightened stage. Like, truly frightened.
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I've gone through so many phases with our Miss Steeler friend. Now, I'm at the frightened stage. Like, truly frightened.
(http://i.imgur.com/DuXtjbl.jpg)
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^^you know, the second I posted that, I just KNEW someone was gonna do that.
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^^you know, the second I posted that, I just KNEW someone was gonna do that.
Come to JetOffensive where we beat all jokes into the ground, where somehow it's expected and still funny.
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Come to JetOffensive where we beat all jokes into the ground, where somehow it's expected and still funny.
Prrrrrt
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This guy?
(http://i.imgur.com/BKfiICy.png)
Besides the group behind Chuck and the Beast I have no recollection of the individuals behind us.
Yup, thats the bag of excrement right there
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My favorite was Hispanic Artie Lange, aka, Coronita
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My favorite was Hispanic Artie Lange, aka, Coronita
IT'S CALLED CORONITA poopchute NOT CORNITA! SAY IT RIGHT!
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freak that guy, the further away he got the braver he got.
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My favorite was Hispanic Artie Lange, aka, Coronita
Hahaha, I forgot about that guy. I could not believe he was drinking Coronitas.
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Who knew Quint from Jaws was at the game sitting behind our piece of excrement racist buddy?
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I don't remember Coronitas.
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I don't remember Coronitas.
That was the weirdest moment since that crazy derriere kid during the Pats tailgate.
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I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
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I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
Loosely translated - "I was too drunk to know WTF was going on."
Coronitas was an poopchute that felt brave talking trash while rapidly walking in the opposite direction of our tailgate.
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Loosely translated - "I was too drunk to know WTF was going on."
This becomes more apparent to me every day since the tailgate.
Coronitas was an poopchute that felt brave talking trash while rapidly walking in the opposite direction of our tailgate.
I'm guessing we called him a homo?
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And...a Coronita was exactly what he was drinking.
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Loosely translated - "I was too drunk to know WTF was going on."
Coronitas was an poopchute that felt brave talking trash while rapidly walking in the opposite direction of our tailgate.
He started talking a bunch of excrement once he was 30 feet away. I'm pretty sure he was peddling steelers gear to people in the lot
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He started talking a bunch of excrement once he was 30 feet away. I'm pretty sure he was peddling steelers gear to people in the lot
Yeah there was an inverse relationship between his balls descending and the proximity to the tailgate.
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This becomes more apparent to me every day since the tailgate.
I'm guessing we called him a homo?
Do you remember how many shots you poured me? I was the lucky one who was nearby when you realized someone else didn't have their JE maple shot.
"TJ, you want to take another shot with ____?"
*shrugs*
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I took mine as a body shot off of Soss
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I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
You remember that faux kid reporter from the 1st memorial tailgate?
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I took mine as a body shot off of Soss
Can confirm. This is also when I was seen puking behind the porta-potties shortly after.
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Can confirm. This is also when I was seen puking behind the porta-potties shortly after.
Did you confront Pope about stealing your man away or was your tummy too upset?
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Do you remember how many shots you poured me? I was the lucky one who was nearby when you realized someone else didn't have their JE maple shot.
"TJ, you want to take another shot with ____?"
*shrugs*
I want to say two shots.
You remember that faux kid reporter from the 1st memorial tailgate?
Yes. Father of the year right there.
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I'd forgotten all about that kid. That was weird.
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I want to say two shots.
Yes. Father of the year right there.
If you shaved that kids head I would bet $10,000 there was a 666 carved into his skull.
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I'm pretty sure a piece of plastic broke off into my first shot. Didn't want to waste the Sortilege. Downed it anyway.
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I probably should have separated them before I had half a dozen people around me waiting for their shots. Cheap plastic + excessive force = bad times.
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I probably should have separated them before I had half a dozen people around me waiting for their shots. Cheap plastic + excessive force = bad times.
There was a lot of spillage.
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So who was the racist old man? The guy with the mustache?
(http://i.imgur.com/2TJPsiD.jpg)
Oh I thought the game was being played in MetLife. Didn't realize you guys traveled all the way to Heinz field for the tailgate.
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Oh I thought the game was being played in MetLife. Didn't realize you guys traveled all the way to Heinz field for the tailgate.
It was freaking brutal, but that made cheering and celebrating the victory that much sweeter. I dont think there was a single Jet fan in our section except for our crew.
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My voice still hasn't made a full recovery.
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My voice still hasn't made a full recovery.
Nor mine, if it doesn't fully come back till next tailgate it was still well worth it.
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It was freaking brutal, but that made cheering and celebrating the victory that much sweeter. I dont think there was a single Jet fan in our section except for our crew.
There wasn't, the guy behind us was really cool and I was hearing after the fact, the blow job queens (the women directly behind Guinness and Mack offering to freak them for free) were pretty cool as well.
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The lady behind me with her daughter stood up for us 150% she was almost yelling at the guard, sating that everyone was having fun and there were no problems from us, but from some jackass higher up.
Thats when the guard called me a wiseass and interrogated me as to if I was a season ticket holder or not....how that mattered I have no idea. That fucktard ruined the game for me.
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The lady behind me with her daughter stood up for us 150% she was almost yelling at the guard, saying that everyone was having fun and there were no problems from us, but from some jackass higher up.
Thats when the guard called me a wiseass and interrogated me as to if I was a season ticket holder or not....how that mattered I have no idea. That fucktard ruined the game for me.
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Did anyone ever tell MB about how he says ramen?
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The lady behind me with her daughter stood up for us 150% she was almost yelling at the guard, sating that everyone was having fun and there were no problems from us, but from some jackass higher up.
Thats when the guard called me a wiseass and interrogated me as to if I was a season ticket holder or not....how that mattered I have no idea. That fucktard ruined the game for me.
Yeah you had a scowl going for a bit. You should have just hazed them like we were all doing, freak those guys. Never let a freaking piece of excrement security guard ruin your fun.
I got the same excrement, I had the nerve to drop the F-Bomb to LJF, totally joking around. Meanwhile some racist queynte could basically make complete fun of his Asian heritage and if he's American or not and get away with it, ludicrous. He's more American than that bundle of sticks from Pittsburgh.
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U-S-A! U-S-A!
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U-S-A! U-S-A!
(http://i.imgur.com/BKfiICy.png)
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The lady behind me with her daughter stood up for us 150% she was almost yelling at the guard, sating that everyone was having fun and there were no problems from us, but from some jackass higher up.
Thats when the guard called me a wiseass and interrogated me as to if I was a season ticket holder or not....how that mattered I have no idea. That fucktard ruined the game for me.
The guard said he recognized you. You should have asked if he was around for the man-purse incident.
Was that the woman with the semi-hot daughter with the glasses? That chick had a huge stick up her derriere. She was crying to the guard about you yelling at everyone. Apparently her mother was cooler than she was. I think they were with Defense Man too. That dude yelled "C'mon defense!" regardless of who was on the field for the Steelers.
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Yeah you had a scowl going for a bit. You should have just hazed them like we were all doing, freak those guys. Never let a freaking piece of excrement security guard ruin your fun.
I got the same excrement, I had the nerve to drop the F-Bomb to LJF, totally joking around. Meanwhile some racist queynte could basically make complete fun of his Asian heritage and if he's American or not and get away with it, ludicrous. He's more American than that bundle of sticks from Pittsburgh.
I spun around and screamed "Where's your freaking defense now, shithead!?!" after that TJ Graham touchdown and ended up yelling it in Ian's friend's face instead. I'm not sure she understood why some dude with rage face that she just met was screaming at her, but it was intended for the guy behind her.
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(http://i.imgur.com/BKfiICy.png)
I don't like this guy.
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I spun around and screamed "Where's your freaking defense now, shithead!?!" after that TJ Graham touchdown and ended up yelling it in Ian's friend's face instead. I'm not sure she understood why some dude with rage face that she just met was screaming at her, but it was intended for the guy behind her.
Hahah I think the Steelers fans that were cool were reasonably intelligent and could figure that out but then again you never know.
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I don't like this guy.
He's lucky he is about to die, if he was any younger he would have been picking his teeth off of Metlife's floor.
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The guard said he recognized you. You should have asked if he was around for the man-purse incident.
Was that the woman with the semi-hot daughter with the glasses? That chick had a huge stick up her derriere. She was crying to the guard about you yelling at everyone. Apparently her mother was cooler than she was. I think they were with Defense Man too. That dude yelled "C'mon defense!" regardless of who was on the field for the Steelers.
Yea that was her, really I didnt know that. I dont really remember yelling at everyone either. I dont remember him saying he recognized me. Hmmm I dont remember quite a bit, either that or I just didnt understand him because all I heard was bullshit. Oh well.
And thats pretty funny about my friend, ill have to bust her chops about that. Somehow I missed that too, I was consumed.
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I dont really remember yelling at everyone either. I dont remember him saying he recognized me. Hmmm I dont remember quite a bit, either that or I just didnt understand him because all I heard was bullshit. Oh well.
Join the club.
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Oh I thought the game was being played in MetLife. Didn't realize you guys traveled all the way to Heinz field for the tailgate.
The row you see here and the one in front of us was our group, the rest of the section was Pittsburgh.
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He's lucky he is about to die.
Now there's something you don't hear every day.
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Now there's something you don't hear every day.
He didn't look very healthy, the world will be a better place.
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He didn't look very healthy, the world will be a better place.
I don't think the world being a better place post-death would make him "lucky."
Bah. You guys should have just killed him on the spot and mounted his head on stick and carried it right beside Rothelisberger's.
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He's lucky he is about to die, if he was any younger he would have been picking his teeth off of Metlife's floor.
Without a doubt. I didn't want to be on the front page of a newspaper for beating up an old man.
You know though, there's a part of me that hopes I shamed him enough though. I kept shaking my head at him, saying, you old racist. You old piece of excrement racist. He kept staring at me, and I kept repeating it. His friends were distancing themselves from him too. The guards definitely backed off us once they heard what he said (and the defense of us from said Steelers fans). It's kinda sad they just assumed we stArted with them. We're supposed to be the home team. Smh
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The one thing I will thank that piece of excrement for, though, was ljf's comeback. Now a part of JO folklore.
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I don't think the world being a better place post-death would make him "lucky."
Bah. You guys should have just killed him on the spot and mounted his head on stick and carried it right beside Rothelisberger's.
He's lucky he was old and looked to be in bad health because he would have gotten pummeled, by a number of people. But I am happy we had a few young girls and such that didn't need to see that.
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Without a doubt. I didn't want to be on the front page of a newspaper for beating up an old man.
You know though, there's a part of me that hopes I shamed him enough though. I kept shaking my head at him, saying, you old racist. You old piece of excrement racist. He kept staring at me, and I kept repeating it. His friends were distancing themselves from him too. The guards definitely backed off us once they heard what he said (and the defense of us from said Steelers fans). It's kinda sad they just assumed we stArted with them. We're supposed to be the home team. Smh
It's best you just left that sort of behavior for the 17 y/o girls on the car ride home....lmao
Yeah ball busting aside there's a part of me that wished malice on the old bag of excrement. Then you step back and realize we were better off for how we handled it.
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The one thing I will thank that piece of excrement for, though, was ljf's comeback. Now a part of JO folklore.
It should be etched into next year's trophy.
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Yeah you had a scowl going for a bit. You should have just hazed them like we were all doing, freak those guys. Never let a freaking piece of excrement security guard ruin your fun.
I got the same excrement, I had the nerve to drop the F-Bomb to LJF, totally joking around. Meanwhile some racist queynte could basically make complete fun of his Asian heritage and if he's American or not and get away with it, ludicrous. He's more American than that bundle of sticks from Pittsburgh.
Those "security guards" were freaking worthless bags of excrement. They're all power hungry little bitches that were excrement on all through life and see this as payback time.
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Those "security guards" were freaking worthless bags of excrement. They're all power hungry little bitches that were excrement on all through life and see this as payback time.
Yes sir, you hit the nail on the head. Amazing they have a mob mentality and didn't take care of the hometown fans.
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Without a doubt. I didn't want to be on the front page of a newspaper for beating up an old man.
You know though, there's a part of me that hopes I shamed him enough though. I kept shaking my head at him, saying, you old racist. You old piece of excrement racist. He kept staring at me, and I kept repeating it. His friends were distancing themselves from him too. The guards definitely backed off us once they heard what he said (and the defense of us from said Steelers fans). It's kinda sad they just assumed we stArted with them. We're supposed to be the home team. Smh
I noticed that throughout the game the hag sitting next to him kept moving her mouth...once he dropped that excrement that bitch shut the freak up, prolly thinking the poopchute was going to have them all leaving the stadium like Hobbes
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I noticed that throughout the game the hag sitting next to him kept moving her mouth...once he dropped that excrement that bitch shut the freak up, prolly thinking the poopchute was going to have them all leaving the stadium like Hobbes
"I will leave in a cop car. And you will have to suck [whatever they eat in Pittsburgh] through a straw. Fair trade. And no I'm not freaking with you."
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Sorry fellas- none of those problems down below. Iggy- I sent you a photo of the derriere I looked at for the better part of the entire game, but it looks as though I deleted it. Any chance you can repost?
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Sorry fellas- none of those problems down below. Iggy- I sent you a photo of the derriere I looked at for the better part of the entire game, but it looks as though I deleted it. Any chance you can repost?
This was the only photo you sent me:
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This was the only photo you sent me:
Damm, I thought that I sent one of you guys the spanish chick in yoga pants and f-me boots. Did someone else get it?
As you can see from the photo though- I too had my own he-she in Sect. 123
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I've just stowed away my New York case in the attic and one of the quiz papers fell out and I felt genuinely sad; we had a good time didn't we?
I have to ask, did Judge Koz get the gavel home with him or is it sitting in beer authority?
I am going to remind everyone that going forward "Judge Koz" will be a fixture at future tailgate gatherings.
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So I think I know what the pink gloves were for, but I'm not totally sure.
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So I think I know what the pink gloves were for, but I'm not totally sure.
What pink gloves?