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Title: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
Post by: Johnny English on January 01, 2017, 05:40:19 PM
Drink less
Exercise more
Get a massive tattoo
Find an excuse to ban Tommy
Title: Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
Post by: Miamipuck on January 01, 2017, 06:06:56 PM
Lose another 30 pounds.

Play higher level over 40 hockey- playing with a bunch of Canadians down here and haven't had more fun in years. Lots of ex pro's and Jr players, it's really fast. Drop the slower leagues, they suck.

Drink Less- drinking too much after games.

Get out of here it's time. I  have promises to keep.

tell everyone here they're faggots and to freak themselves.

Maybe look to get another Pekingese. I miss Tammy so much.


Get a job.


Have a much better year.
Title: Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
Post by: bojanglesman on January 01, 2017, 06:27:59 PM


Drink less
Exercise more
Get an derriere tattoo
Find an excuse to bang Tommy

Fyp

Title: Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
Post by: Johnny English on January 01, 2017, 06:48:10 PM

Fyp



I do have a massive derriere so I could possibly get a massive derriere tattoo. Would cause problems with sitting down for a while though, and I am a big fan of sitting. Will probably therefore stick with original plan of a half sleeve, because I have a shitty armband I got 20+ years ago that I have hated for a while and I want it covered up.

As for banging Tommy, I have met him before. 0/10 would not bang.
Title: Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
Post by: Pope on January 01, 2017, 07:06:20 PM
Try to ignore Mrs. English's texts
Title: Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
Post by: Tommy on January 01, 2017, 07:17:19 PM

I do have a massive derriere so I could possibly get a massive derriere tattoo. Would cause problems with sitting down for a while though, and I am a big fan of sitting. Will probably therefore stick with original plan of a half sleeve, because I have a shitty armband I got 20+ years ago that I have hated for a while and I want it covered up.

As for banging Tommy, I have met him before. 0/10 would not bang.

If you spoke Japanese you'd be all over me.
Title: Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
Post by: Badger on January 01, 2017, 08:24:46 PM
Get a raise
Title: Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 03, 2017, 09:35:55 AM
Watch the Jets win 12 games, including a season sweep of the AFC East.
Title: Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
Post by: bojanglesman on January 03, 2017, 09:41:01 AM
Get less fat.
Title: Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
Post by: Koz on January 06, 2017, 08:01:33 AM
Find better online friends.
Find a better NY Jets message board.
Get more Jewish friends, as I only have one.
Accept Tommy for being half black.
Not make fun of guys who wear hats 3 sizes too big for their little heads.
Title: Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
Post by: Miamipuck on January 06, 2017, 12:25:34 PM
Find better online friends.
Find a better NY Jets message board.
Get more Jewish friends, as I only have one.
Accept Tommy for being half black.
Not make fun of guys who wear hats 3 sizes too big for their little heads.

It was nice knowing you. lol
Title: Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
Post by: Pope on January 06, 2017, 12:41:47 PM
Find better online friends.
Find a better NY Jets message board.
Get more Jewish friends, as I only have one.
Accept Tommy for being half black.
Not make fun of guys who wear hats 3 sizes too big for their little heads.
Why would you want MORE Jewish friends..
Title: Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
Post by: MBGreen on January 06, 2017, 12:43:28 PM
Why would you want MORE Jewish friends..

Koz's wallet is Jewish.
Title: Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
Post by: Miamipuck on January 06, 2017, 12:57:46 PM
Why would you want MORE Jewish friends..

It's cold outside.....
Title: Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
Post by: Johnny English on March 24, 2017, 09:53:45 AM
Drink less
Exercise more
Get a massive tattoo
Find an excuse to ban Tommy

Update:

- Am drinking every bit as much or more
- Haven't put running shoes on in a month
- Tattoo is currently being designed, first sitting happens in June
- Tommy is still here
Title: Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
Post by: Miamipuck on March 24, 2017, 12:47:33 PM
Update:

- Am drinking every bit as much or more
- Haven't put running shoes on in a month
- Tattoo is currently being designed, first sitting happens in June
- Tommy is still here

SBT16
Title: Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
Post by: Tommy on March 25, 2017, 01:42:19 PM
Update:

- Am drinking every bit as much or more
- Haven't put running shoes on in a month
- Tattoo is currently being designed, first sitting happens in June
- Tommy is still here

I'm a master of tightroping the line like Philippe fuckn Petit, but never actually crossing it.
Title: Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
Post by: bojanglesman on August 13, 2017, 03:08:58 PM
Progress updates?

I'm still a lazy douche.
Title: Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
Post by: Johnny English on August 13, 2017, 04:01:31 PM
Progress updates?

I'm still a lazy douche.


Still not cut down the drinking
Still not running
Still not banned Tommy
The tattoo is almost done though, one more sitting left to complete the colouring

1/4 ain't bad.
Title: Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
Post by: bojanglesman on September 05, 2021, 05:44:27 PM
Still not cut down the drinking
Still not running
Still not banned Tommy
The tattoo is almost done though, one more sitting left to complete the colouring

1/4 ain't bad.
Still status quo?
Title: Re: Stuff I am going to do in 2017
Post by: Johnny English on September 05, 2021, 06:06:23 PM
Still status quo?

Drink more than ever
Exercise less than ever (unless golf counts)
Tattoo got done and I'm about ready to start on the other arm
I didn't ban Tommy but this post is now hilarious:

I'm a master of tightroping the line like Philippe fuckn Petit, but never actually crossing it.