Jet Offensive
Other Stuff => The Porta Potty => Topic started by: Johnny English on January 01, 2017, 05:40:19 PM
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Drink less
Exercise more
Get a massive tattoo
Find an excuse to ban Tommy
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Lose another 30 pounds.
Play higher level over 40 hockey- playing with a bunch of Canadians down here and haven't had more fun in years. Lots of ex pro's and Jr players, it's really fast. Drop the slower leagues, they suck.
Drink Less- drinking too much after games.
Get out of here it's time. I have promises to keep.
tell everyone here they're faggots and to freak themselves.
Maybe look to get another Pekingese. I miss Tammy so much.
Get a job.
Have a much better year.
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Drink less
Exercise more
Get an derriere tattoo
Find an excuse to bang Tommy
Fyp
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Fyp
I do have a massive derriere so I could possibly get a massive derriere tattoo. Would cause problems with sitting down for a while though, and I am a big fan of sitting. Will probably therefore stick with original plan of a half sleeve, because I have a shitty armband I got 20+ years ago that I have hated for a while and I want it covered up.
As for banging Tommy, I have met him before. 0/10 would not bang.
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Try to ignore Mrs. English's texts
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I do have a massive derriere so I could possibly get a massive derriere tattoo. Would cause problems with sitting down for a while though, and I am a big fan of sitting. Will probably therefore stick with original plan of a half sleeve, because I have a shitty armband I got 20+ years ago that I have hated for a while and I want it covered up.
As for banging Tommy, I have met him before. 0/10 would not bang.
If you spoke Japanese you'd be all over me.
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Get a raise
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Watch the Jets win 12 games, including a season sweep of the AFC East.
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Get less fat.
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Find better online friends.
Find a better NY Jets message board.
Get more Jewish friends, as I only have one.
Accept Tommy for being half black.
Not make fun of guys who wear hats 3 sizes too big for their little heads.
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Find better online friends.
Find a better NY Jets message board.
Get more Jewish friends, as I only have one.
Accept Tommy for being half black.
Not make fun of guys who wear hats 3 sizes too big for their little heads.
It was nice knowing you. lol
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Find better online friends.
Find a better NY Jets message board.
Get more Jewish friends, as I only have one.
Accept Tommy for being half black.
Not make fun of guys who wear hats 3 sizes too big for their little heads.
Why would you want MORE Jewish friends..
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Why would you want MORE Jewish friends..
Koz's wallet is Jewish.
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Why would you want MORE Jewish friends..
It's cold outside.....
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Drink less
Exercise more
Get a massive tattoo
Find an excuse to ban Tommy
Update:
- Am drinking every bit as much or more
- Haven't put running shoes on in a month
- Tattoo is currently being designed, first sitting happens in June
- Tommy is still here
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Update:
- Am drinking every bit as much or more
- Haven't put running shoes on in a month
- Tattoo is currently being designed, first sitting happens in June
- Tommy is still here
SBT16
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Update:
- Am drinking every bit as much or more
- Haven't put running shoes on in a month
- Tattoo is currently being designed, first sitting happens in June
- Tommy is still here
I'm a master of tightroping the line like Philippe fuckn Petit, but never actually crossing it.
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Progress updates?
I'm still a lazy douche.
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Progress updates?
I'm still a lazy douche.
Still not cut down the drinking
Still not running
Still not banned Tommy
The tattoo is almost done though, one more sitting left to complete the colouring
1/4 ain't bad.
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Still not cut down the drinking
Still not running
Still not banned Tommy
The tattoo is almost done though, one more sitting left to complete the colouring
1/4 ain't bad.
Still status quo?
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Still status quo?
Drink more than ever
Exercise less than ever (unless golf counts)
Tattoo got done and I'm about ready to start on the other arm
I didn't ban Tommy but this post is now hilarious:
I'm a master of tightroping the line like Philippe fuckn Petit, but never actually crossing it.