For the record, I called for this thread to be made months ago.
Hobbes
I have never had string cheese. What is the correct way to eat it?
I have never had string cheese. What is the correct way to eat it?
People who eat really slowly. Everyone else has finished eating and they're not even half way through their meal, but they're still yammering away with their fork in their hand, completely oblivious. Shut the freak up and eat already.(http://i.imgur.com/LLXf1Tu.gif)
People who eat really slowly. Everyone else has finished eating and they're not even half way through their meal, but they're still yammering away with their fork in their hand, completely oblivious. Shut the freak up and eat already.
Watching people let their steaks get cold bothers me way more than it should.Letting food get cold and then complaining about the state of it. Ugh.
Watching people let their steaks get cold bothers me way more than it should.
When you're heading down a thin two-way street and another car is approaching you, and you see a fire hydrant on your side and pull into the space so they can pass, yet they don't so much as nod their head or raise a hand to thank you for the favor.That doesn't bother me as much as when they don't get the hint at all, stop their car and wait for me to move.
People who refer to themselves as the parents of their pets. You aren't it's dad, it's dad was a dog or a cat or a horse or whatever the freak kind of animal it is. You bought it, you own it and some day you're going to bury it.
People who refer to themselves as the parents of their pets. You aren't it's dad, it's dad was a dog or a cat or a horse or whatever the freak kind of animal it is. You bought it, you own it and some day you're going to bury it.
People who refer to themselves as the parents of their pets. You aren't it's dad, it's dad was a dog or a cat or a horse or whatever the freak kind of animal it is. You bought it, you own it and some day you're going to bury it.
To be fair giving birth to someone doesn't make you their mom or dad. There's more than quite a few degenerate genetic material donors who have done little more than ejaculate and are far less deserving of the title
I have far less of a problem with the people who call themselves a dog's mommy, than the bulk of today's ''parents''
And before you tell me that you're more of a parent to your dog than most people are to their children, freaking your child in the derriere is a huge no no as well.
I'm sorry, did you just say that 'the bulk' of today's parents are nothing more than genetic material donors?
I've got news for you. Replace a dog with a child for the very BEST pet owner and you've got one hell of a neglectful parent. Letting your kid lie around all day next to you and lick himself while you go about your business is not parenting. Nor is leaving the kid at home alone when you want to go out for the night.
Found out the hard way?
Look at today's kids and tell me the parents aren't a huge problem. Obesity, lack of respect, poor education. It all starts at home
Look at today's kids and tell me the parents aren't a huge problem. Obesity, lack of respect, poor education. It all starts at home
People That Annoy You
N_GGERS
And people that get their panties in a bunch about having kids.
Them: "Oh, you'll understand when you have kids."
Me: "freak you and your kids!" (though I don't say it out loud)
Smile and wave boys, just smile and wave.
I like to let my son excrement in a box.
You are clueless, my friend.
Like telling you that you have to have kids? freak that.
No, but apparently we'll feel differently when we have our own.
Fen's freaking spot on.
Look at today's kids and tell me the parents aren't a huge problem. Obesity, lack of respect, poor education. It all starts at home
When you have to take a excrement, and the feeling goes away as soon as you walk into the bathroom.
Did you neuter him yourself?
I really hate when you are grinding for that one drop in a video game, and the bastard just won't drop it....
Also didn't anyone ever teach you guys not to talk about politics, religion and children? It just leads to argumentative war.
Elitist movie and TV show discussion on football forums
I picture Bob(who?)/Pope as someone who hates everyone
I picture Bob(who?)/Pope as someone who hates anyone that spends more than $5 on an article of clothing and only uses disposable platesHe'll never know the joy of wearing Oscar de la Renta underwear.
major annoyance: when you're ready to call it a night at the pub, and one of the drunk lunatics in your group who can barely slur a sentence together blocks the door. Because in his mind, the night isn't over yet.WE'RE GOINNNA RICK'S!
WE'RE GOINNNA RICK'S!
I picture Bob(who?)/Pope as someone who hates anyone that spends more than $5 on an article of clothing and only uses disposable plates
I swear I am going to knock him out if that obnoxious motherf-cker doesn't let Jim and I leave.
C'MOOOON STAY.
JAGER SHOTTTTTSSS!!!
My liver hates Tommy.
Under the right circumstances, I could see Tommy knocking out a female Pats fan.
Under the right circumstances, I could see Tommy knocking out a female Pats fan.
Under the right circumstances, I could see Tommy knocking out a female Pats fan.
Haha no way. I'd find her BF/Brother/Guy friend and just hit him.
When avatars uploaded via url come out all smushed.
that Quiznos commercial "floasted" chick. I want to break her jawBy any chance do you own a Jets party bus?
When playing a pickup indoor soccer game, freak that one poopchute who never wants to play goalie. It's common to rotate the position because we all equally hate doing it, but some dudes just flat out will not participate.
^Tommy's same frustration about gay orgies.
Motherfuckers think they can just hang around and just take pictures. Grab a dick and go to town, yo. We ain't shooting a porno.
Nottingham freaking Forest Football Club and their immense, eternal shitness. All I ask is that one time in my life they be moderately good.
When you eat a sandwich too fast and the bread sticks in your oesophagus, and it takes ages to work its way down into your stomach.
Post pee squirts that go down your leg. I suspect that this will only get worse as I get older.
Post pee squirts that go down your leg. I suspect that this will only get worse as I get older.I hear you. I've noticed this starting worth me the past few years. Beats having menopause I guess.
You guys just need to start dabbingYou'll understand someday young pup.
that Quiznos commercial "floasted" chick. I want to break her jaw
Buying a large box of candy to give to begging children on Thursday (there are very few children in the area where I live and I haven't had a single child begging at the door since I moved here four years ago, but it's an excuse to have lots of candy in the house) only to discover that it contains Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. I freaking hate Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Buying a large box of candy to give to begging children on Thursday (there are very few children in the area where I live and I haven't had a single child begging at the door since I moved here four years ago, but it's an excuse to have lots of candy in the house) only to discover that it contains Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. I freaking hate Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Post pee squirts that go down your leg. I suspect that this will only get worse as I get older.
WHAT?! Who the hell hates peanut butter cups?!
I quite like Pieces, it's just the PB Cups that are all wrong.
Funny this is the one thing I agree with JE on, although it's not an annoyance to me.
Having to relog into JO if I am inactive for like 5 freaking minutes.
Sounds like a personal problem
Totally serious. It didn't seem to happen when the site launched. Now if I am not reading or posting for X minutes, I have to log back in. Checked settings and stuff. No clue what is up.http://www.jetoffensive.com/index.php?topic=112.0
http://www.jetoffensive.com/index.php?topic=112.0
It's funny, I've been asked to log back in 3 times since you made that post after not having to do so for a couple weeks.
My wife makes homemade peanut butter cups.
This is not an annoyance.
I would like to make a request for the next tailgate.Request submitted
They're exceedingly annoying, but it only takes two mouse clicks to never have to see them again.Yeah, I just saw how to get rid of them. I had no idea it was a Facebook app. I just thought people were uploading them as pictures.
People all of a sudden overusing the term "Wally Pipped".I've heard it more times this year than I have in the past decade.
Any U.S government office that attracts a lot of foreigners. For Christ's sake, does deodorant have to be only a Western thing?
I've heard it more times this year than I have in the past decade.
Reminds me of a couple years ago, can't remember if it was early YDKF or late TGG, but you couldn't read a single thread without coming across someone using the phrase "if you believe _______ then I've got a bridge to sell you."
I noticed Puck used it here recently, keeping up his reputation of running things into the ground.
I've heard it more times this year than I have in the past decade.
Reminds me of a couple years ago, can't remember if it was early YDKF or late TGG, but you couldn't read a single thread without coming across someone using the phrase "if you believe _______ then I've got a bridge to sell you."
I noticed Puck used it here recently, keeping up his reputation of running things into the ground.
Weed humor. The whole Cheech and Chong, "poke smot" stuff.
No. Just no.
places that give you like 2 napkins and keep the rest behind the counter
I know that's a Curb episode but it still really annoys me so many places do this. Subway is the biggest culprit of this excrement
Sometimes you need 800 napkins, you know, just in case you excrement yourself and have man-struation at the table simultaneously.
JFIF needs 40 napkins in case he's playing a video game and needs to wipe his tears.
Grown men who use the word "fam."
I know what that means, but have never used that word in any phase of my development... Have you actually heard a grown man say it?
What does it mean?http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fam
Dear god. That's up there with people referring to their mother and father as their "rents".You're right, fam.
Haha what's wrong with "Let's do lunch?" I say that all the time.
Haha what's wrong with "Let's do lunch?" I say that all the time.
People who still think jokes about their limited knowledge of Spanish are funny.
"Donde esta la biblioteca hueheuheuheue"
That's not true, when someone says," Como Esta Usted". It is quite funny to respond with "Perry Como's dead".
(http://loudandabrasive.com/media/haha-business.jpg)
I haven't heard that one before, so it gets a pass.
That happens to me when I cross the water into Quebec. I always try to speak French, but they pretty quickly switch to English rather than listen to me try and blunder my way through a conversation in French. I think they appreciate the effort though.
My coworker tried to practice his spanish with the guy making his sandwich at the deli. The guy flat out refused to answer his spanish, and would just respond in English. Pretty funny.
My wife and I went to a bodega in South Ozone Park to buy some beer for a BYOB party. When she asked the guy behind the counter how much the 6-pack was, he responded in Spanish, which she knows almost none of.
Deli guy: "Siete... siete yyyyyyyy cincuenta."
Wife: "...?"
Me: "Seven-fifty."
JFIF needs 40 napkins in case he's playing a video game and needs to wipe his tears.
That happens to me when I cross the water into Quebec. I always try to speak French, but they pretty quickly switch to English rather than listen to me try and blunder my way through a conversation in French. I think they appreciate the effort though.
Tennis is still gay.
What's funny is that I get the same thing with Japanese, which is why I don't bother using it here in the city anymore. I'm pretty fluent, and when I try and initiate with a Japanese person in Japanese at a bookstore, restaurant, etc, they just flat out refuse to speak to me in the language. I guess they came to this country to learn and improve their English, and not let some white guy try and impress his friends.
What's funny is that I get the same thing with Japanese, which is why I don't bother using it here in the city anymore. I'm pretty fluent, and when I try and initiate with a Japanese person in Japanese at a bookstore, restaurant, etc, they just flat out refuse to speak to me in the language. I guess they came to this country to learn and improve their English, and not let some white guy try and impress his friends.
What's funny is that I get the same thing with Japanese, which is why I don't bother using it here in the city anymore. I'm pretty fluent, and when I try and initiate with a Japanese person in Japanese at a bookstore, restaurant, etc, they just flat out refuse to speak to me in the language. I guess they came to this country to learn and improve their English, and not let some white guy try and impress his friends.
I had a good buddy at the time, he was a red headed Irish kid from Brooklyn that was stationed in Tokyo during his time in the service. He was tatt'ed up the wazoo (Japanesse tats that aren't visable in a business shirt), he was a hot shot cold caller at a small chop shop we worked at back in 1997. The story goes he befriended a bunch of low level Yakuza dudes, they loved him, he was funny, could drink like a fish and was absolutely nuts. He said, they never let him within a million miles of anything nefarious other than drinking/carousing, I do not think he was lying his stories added up.
Anyhow during a lunch break in downtown Fort Lauderdale, (we had no idea at the time he knew Japanese or any of the above). This knockout Japanese girl was walking down the street. He said, "watch this", walked up to her and said something in Japanese. The broad turned beet red, it was awesome. She wrote down her # on his business card, they talked for a few moments and he came back laughing. He wound up dating her for a bit till he found something else.
I am sure you did well in Japan with the broads if you were fluent in Japanese.
I have no idea why I just typed that nonsense, I guess I am bored.
I would love to go to Japan, the idea of a place where I would be considered a normal height sounds like some kind of amazing heaven.
I would love to go to Japan, the idea of a place where I would be considered a normal height sounds like some kind of amazing heaven.
Whenever I go to Flushing, Queens I'm about a head taller than everyone else.
Same happens to me when I meet guys from JO.
Who's the true freakishly tall guy in the tailgate photos? 17A?Him or Guinness
Who's the true freakishly tall guy in the tailgate photos? 17A?We can't single them out, 17a and Guinness are both huge annoyances.
17A is the one who looks like an ogre, Guinness looks like Otto.
places that give you like 2 napkins and keep the rest behind the counter
I know that's a Curb episode but it still really annoys me so many places do this. Subway is the biggest culprit of this excrement
I sit next to the lunch room in the office and every day I have to listen to these fat cows crowd around and argue/converse about who has the healthiest lunch. and swap nutritional recipes and excrement. listen ladies youre not fooling anyone and I don't care if you eat plain lettuce every meal of the day it's pretty obvious your diet is doing nothing to hide the fact you are a fat disgusting troll.
I'm sittin on stacks of napkins fam.
Girls are the biggest culprits of this bullshit. Fat girls will talk about their healthy lunches, and even post pictures of it, yet when they get home they head straight for the ice cream, or order chinese take out.
I sit next to the lunch room in the office and every day I have to listen to these fat cows crowd around and argue/converse about who has the healthiest lunch. and swap nutritional recipes and excrement. listen ladies youre not fooling anyone and I don't care if you eat plain lettuce every meal of the day it's pretty obvious your diet is doing nothing to hide the fact you are a fat disgusting troll.
That's not fair. They'll stop at the gym on the way back from work and sit on the bike at its lowest resistance setting and cycle at 50rpm while texting their friends for an hour, and then they'll go home to the ice cream and take out because they earned it.
I sit next to the lunch room in the office and every day I have to listen to these fat cows crowd around and argue/converse about who has the healthiest lunch. and swap nutritional recipes and excrement. listen ladies youre not fooling anyone and I don't care if you eat plain lettuce every meal of the day it's pretty obvious your diet is doing nothing to hide the fact you are a fat disgusting troll.
go watch gossip girl bitch
people that don't like sports or those that act like sports shouldn't be my reason for existing every day. go watch gossip girl bitch
Grown men who use the word "fam."
When people can't pronounce Chipotle right.
Hahahah how do they pronounce it?
Chih-pol-tay
When people can't pronounce Chipotle right.
yessssss
and it's even worse when I say it the right way, and someone tries to correct me
Chih-pol-tay
Who does that?
Annoyance of the day (actually yesterday but I forgot to post about it): vanity plates that include the numbers 007. Vanity plates in general are a bit cheesy, but unless you're driving an Aston or a Jag (and even then) having the numbers 007 on your plate elevate it to a whole new level of wankiness. You're a fat balding man in your mid 40s driving a Hyundai, the only person who thinks you could be an international spy is you. Stop being a queynte.
I'm not sure why but I cannot stop laughing at the last two sentences. Thank you.
I've always pronounced it "Chih-pol-tay". How is it supposed to be pronounced?
I've always pronounced it "Chih-pol-tay". How is it supposed to be pronounced?
The L comes after the T, lover of the older lady.
Yeah but...
(http://sassypriscilla.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c504353ef00e553d694c18833-500wi)
When people can't pronounce Chipotle right.
I'm that guy, and have been told so in person a couple times. I have made no effort to correct my mistake, as I feel my pronunciation makes more sense in my own mind.
I pronounce it Chi-polt-lay. pretty sure I'm the only one saying it right.
I pronounce it Chi-polt-lay. pretty sure I'm the only one saying it right.
Change polt to poat.
I've literally never even considered it could be pronounced any way but chi poat lay. I think I've just ignored it if it was ever said differently around me.
This fat wildebeest of a woman stood behind me for about an hour and a half while I was waiting to get a wristband for a TV at Walmart tonight.
She had about 15 to 20 DVDs in her cart, and she decided she didn't want them anymore. So instead of just taking them back later or telling the cashier she doesn't want them...she just literally throws all of the movies behind a display of paper towels and laughs about it.
Another woman called her out for it and she smugly says: "These Walmart employees need to work harder anyway..."
Disgusting.
Da fuq?
I got nothin else on this.
The freak you doing shopping with those maniacs anyway?
Don't people know you can buy all the good excrement online these days
There's a new 50 inch LED TV for $288 online?
Don't people know you can buy all the good excrement online these days
When women wear those awful looking jodhpur-style pants that make their derriere look like a shapeless pile of trash.
Am I supposed to know what jodhpur means or is that a gay person only kind of thing?
Florida people who don't know the difference between their and they're.
People who don't know the difference between "could of" and "could have"
People who don't know the difference between "could of" and "could have"
People who don't properly end their sentences with punctuation.
People with less than 1,000 posts.
Yeah. Motherfuckers.
How many do you have?
Yeah. Motherfuckers.
How many do you have?
People that don't understand that you aren't listening to them and just keep talking.
This is how it goes:
-Coworker comes into my office and wants to tell me about something they feel is interesting.
-Yenta babbling commences.
-I continue to stare at my laptop screen and don't respond, nod, or anything.
-Person continues babbling as if I am mesmerized by their every word.
-Now I can't concentrate on Puck's annoying banner postings or all the excrement on amazon I want but don't need.
-Want to say, "SHUT THE freak UP, I DON'T CARE!!11ONE!11", but I am too nice.
-Continue to stare at screen and now occasionally quietly say "mmmmhmmm" or "ahhhh" in hopes they just wanted to get my attention and will then go away.
-Person doesn't go away and continues to talk about stupid excrement.
-Now I'm mad, not just annoyed. Still too much of a puss to be honest.
-Consider farting to clear the room, but can't muster up a stinker.
-Sit and mentally punch person in their baby-maker until they finally go away 15 minutes later.
-Fume over this for 5 minutes until relaxed again.
-Yenta returns to tell me something they forgot to mention.
-Mentally kill myself.
Just become a dick. Makes things so much easier.
Just become a dick. Makes things so much easier.
JO needs an MVP award.
Maybe someday when we have more than a few dozen active members.
JO needs an MVP award. Your posts this week would assure you a win. Don't ever change, man.
I think Alio has a crush on me.
I think I just realized why so many people think I'm quiet. Most of them I just never bothered to engage in conversation with, because I didn't care about what they were saying.
The current popularity of body image nazis. "Beautiful and healthy at every size!" No. Be fat if you want, but the only people you're kidding are yourselves. If you're 300 pounds, you're not beautiful and you're not healthy.
The current popularity of body image nazis. "Beautiful and healthy at every size!" No. Be fat if you want, but the only people you're kidding are yourselves. If you're 300 pounds, you're not beautiful and you're not healthy.
The current popularity of body image nazis. "Beautiful and healthy at every size!" No. Be fat if you want, but the only people you're kidding are yourselves. If you're 300 pounds, you're not beautiful and you're not healthy.
Oh man im gonna be so turned on when I see that chick riding her scooter at Walmart one day
I also am confused why someone would post a picture of themselves in their underwear on the internet, and then say this is my body not yours and its none of your freaking business what size I am.
However...on the other end of the spectrum,most fitness model types and hardcore bodybuilders have serious body dysmorphia and pretty much throw out the "healthy" part of fitness with eating/training strictly for aesthetics. There's nothing healthy about force feeding yourself 5k-7k cals and trying to deadlift 10 plates or going in and out of ketosis for extended periodsof time. Can't tell you how many people I know who used to be serious into bodybuilding that either have excrement loads of injuries or are having major health problems now that they're older
Ever meet a fitness chick? They're freaking terrififying...not just talking about the dykey ones, talking about the fitnessy model hot chicks. Most fucked up women you will ever meet.
I wasn't a bodybuilder or anything, but my metabolism is completely fucked because of high school sports.
Football (170) -> Wrestling (155) -> Baseball (165-170)
If I could go back in time, I would punch my wrestling coach in the face and then punch myself in the face.
I have to work really hard to maintain a certain weight, and I can't eat (or drink) like complete excrement without suffering the consequences...which sucks.
However...on the other end of the spectrum,most fitness model types and hardcore bodybuilders have serious body dysmorphia and pretty much throw out the "healthy" part of fitness with eating/training strictly for aesthetics. There's nothing healthy about force feeding yourself 5k-7k cals and trying to deadlift 10 plates or going in and out of ketosis for extended periodsof time. Can't tell you how many people I know who used to be serious into bodybuilding that either have excrement loads of injuries or are having major health problems now that they're older
Ever meet a fitness chick? They're freaking terrififying...not just talking about the dykey ones, talking about the fitnessy model hot chicks. Most fucked up women you will ever meet.
The injuries, sure all the time, but other health problems ? I mean I guess theres the heart related problems, and like Hypertrophic cardiomyopathy but thats usually like 20s-30s
Not counting people who used PEDs of some nature of course.
Then again I guess you dont see too many 70 + year old former bodybuilders.
I think I just realized why so many people think I'm quiet. Most of them I just never bothered to engage in conversation with, because I didn't care about what they were saying.
I wasn't a bodybuilder or anything, but my metabolism is completely fucked because of high school sports.
Football (170) -> Wrestling (155) -> Baseball (165-170)
If I could go back in time, I would punch my wrestling coach in the face and then punch myself in the face.
It's definitely had an impact on my health (diet and joints). I have to work really hard to maintain a certain weight, and I can't eat (or drink) like complete excrement without suffering the consequences...which sucks.
I read that as you fucked your wrestling coach Julio.
I'm almost positive i'd be 2-3 inches taller if I didn't basically survive off french bread pizza, skittles and dr pepper for most of my high school years.
The overuse and abuse of the word "epic". The sandwich you just made was not "epic". That picture that you just posted to Facebook of your dog wearing reindeer antlers is not "epic". Nothing you have ever done or will ever do in your sad, meaningless little existence is "epic". Stop it.
The overuse and abuse of the word "epic". The sandwich you just made was not "epic". That picture that you just posted to Facebook of your dog wearing reindeer antlers is not "epic". Nothing you have ever done or will ever do in your sad, meaningless little existence is "epic". Stop it.
The overuse and abuse of the word "epic". The sandwich you just made was not "epic". That picture that you just posted to Facebook of your dog wearing reindeer antlers is not "epic". Nothing you have ever done or will ever do in your sad, meaningless little existence is "epic". Stop it.. I'd also add in the word "amazing" to your point.
. I'd also add in the word "amazing" to your point.
This and everything that derived from it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moneymaker_effect
People that don't understand that you aren't listening to them and just keep talking.
This is how it goes:
-Coworker comes into my office and wants to tell me about something they feel is interesting.
-Yenta babbling commences.
-I continue to stare at my laptop screen and don't respond, nod, or anything.
-Person continues babbling as if I am mesmerized by their every word.
-Now I can't concentrate on Puck's annoying banner postings or all the excrement on amazon I want but don't need.
-Want to say, "SHUT THE freak UP, I DON'T CARE!!11ONE!11", but I am too nice.
-Continue to stare at screen and now occasionally quietly say "mmmmhmmm" or "ahhhh" in hopes they just wanted to get my attention and will then go away.
-Person doesn't go away and continues to talk about stupid excrement.
-Now I'm mad, not just annoyed. Still too much of a puss to be honest.
-Consider farting to clear the room, but can't muster up a stinker.
-Sit and mentally punch person in their baby-maker until they finally go away 15 minutes later.
-Fume over this for 5 minutes until relaxed again.
-Yenta returns to tell me something they forgot to mention.
-Mentally kill myself.
This ...... all day today again. Want to kill everyone.
Meh I made a lot of money off of that effect.
Fuckn' English majors.
I agree Badger annoys me too. lol
You know what else sucks? When people mix up dominant and dominate. One is an adjective, the other is a verb. How does "The Seahawks are a dominate team" make sense to anyone?
Fuckn' English majors.
When a football game ends in a tie and one of the fans says they'd rather have lost.
In addition: people who would rather get blown out than lose by a single score or less.
People who write Super Bowl like it's one word. Somehow every other Bowl game of any kind is unaffected by this phenomenon.
Beef O'Brady'sbowl
People who think we care about their fantasy team.Oh, you care.
We are at my parents' house. We were watching a show about the history of Christmas on the history channel. My Mom kept commenting every 5 seconds when they said something she knew and giving her opinion. I pretty much missed the whole show because my Mom was thinking out loud. I love my Mom but she's annoying when watching TV.
When I lived upstate, I went to a backyard bbq at my coworker's trailer park. Later in the night, somebody popped Avatar into the TV, so we ended up watching that. His super white trashy live-in girlfriend kept freaking explaining what was happening in the movie.
Bitch, I can figure that excrement out myself.
Haha, did you end up acknowledging her explanations? "Oh, okay.", "Really? Wow."
Wait. You attended a BBQ in a trailer park?
People who complain about how crowded their gym is in early January.
That reminds me, the gym is going to be hilarious for the next two months.
I hope the majority of people who decide to get in shape stick to some form of fitness, though.
side note, I've noticed that I'm nicer in general to complete strangers than my friends and family. is that messed up?
people in public blue collar jobs (in this case a security guard) that go out of their way to be condescending and unnecessarily dickish to me.
listen man, the only reason I'm not being a complete poopchute to you is because I don't know you and I need something from you. In fact, I'm going out of my way to be nice... for no reason. I could be a dick to you and you still have to help me. In fact, if I did know you, you can rest assured I would be a dickhead to you. Not my fault that your life sucks bruh.
I'm generally far nicer to people I don't know (especially those I'm looking for service from) than my family and friends.
I'm generally far nicer to people I don't know (especially those I'm looking for service from) than my family and friends.
Normally people are cordial to strangers in non-negative situations. This social norm doesn't really exist in informal interactions with people we're close to.
You treat prostitutes like gold.
Chinese people.Hahahah That's worse than me saying old Jews and Cubans.
Funny, just as I wrote that coming out of the subway, I got heckled by a bunch of dudes from the top of a double decker. I gave them the finger. I really have to watch myself.You might end up in a box is sesame "chicken" somewhere.
You might end up in a box is sesame "chicken" somewhere.
Haha. I'm sure they export to VA, too."This chicken tastes like Jameson!"
That moment you realize you can't hold a pee in anyone longer but you're stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic.
How long exactly can you hold a pee in someone? I'm glad you finally figured out that's not how babies are made.does that make him a "top"?
Getting sick after being around these carriers for only a few hours.Cold weather definitely brings out those genital warts.
Nyquil Cocktail awaits...
Getting sick after being around these carriers for only a few hours.
Nyquil Cocktail awaits...
I hate when you take a pee, shake your dick a few more times than necessary, and still manage to get a little pee on your leg/boxers. I feel like I'm basically no different than a homeless person for the rest of the day
I hate when you take a pee, shake your dick a few more times than necessary, and still manage to get a little pee on your leg/boxers. I feel like I'm basically no different than a homeless person for the rest of the day
Fun fact: Not only girls are allowed to use TP when they pee.
Fun fact: Fenwyr sits when he pees
I hate when you take a pee, shake your dick a few more times than necessary, and still manage to get a little pee on your leg/boxers. I feel like I'm basically no different than a homeless person for the rest of the day
No matter how much you shake and dance, you always get some on your pants.
I tried mimicking walking away from a urinal, but still standing in front of it with my pecker out just in case it was the walking action that made it happen. Didn't work. It's as if my penis has some sort of laser detection system to know when your pants are up.
So my office here is full of locals mostly, and Happy Hour isn't really a thing for them in HK. I need to meet some other expats. I'm going to go crazy if I don't get socially drunk soon. That's my annoyance for the day.
Hahaha.
Well, this chick was the only one who decided to come out, and we ended uo making out at the end of the night. I nearly took her home but was like "You idiot wtf are you thinking?" Hopefully this doesnt turn into a problem.
I'm weak!
Find a different group of people to go out with, ASAP.
But man, how fun would it be to freak that little Chinese slut?
YA NO WUH IM SAYIN
Also:
Pics or GTFO
no think she chinese
She's chinese. I was drunk. Seems cool today though. Had I banged her it would be a different story.
wing men just freak things up for me
it can't be that hard to bang chicks in HK on solo missions.
wing men just freak things up for me
A quality wing man is hard to find.
One of my roommates is female. best wingman I've had ever.
All the wingmen in the world couldn't have helped me. I had less than zero game.
I'm with you, brother. I was the Aaron Maybin of players; showed occasional glimpses, but in reality completely useless.
All the wingmen in the world couldn't have helped me. I had less than zero game.
But your hustle made up for it.
One of my roommates is female. best wingman I've had ever.
that's a wingwoman, and that's a totally different story. Obviously surrounding yourself with chick friends will get you chicks by making other chicks feel comfortable since it lets them know you're probably not a creeper
Wingman thing is overrated anyway. I work better alone. Having a wingman always ends up with you guys liking the same chick, and then it becomes a battle for her vagina. The other becomes the consolation prize.
I see Koz is still trying to figure out this whole meme thing
What annoys me is that the last time I had to worry about having or being a wingman, 1995, is so far removed that Bill Clinton was in his FIRST term of office. I wouldn't even know what to say or do now.
"I'm very important on an online Jets forum."
When people say they or someone else is "feeling some type of way."
When people say they or someone else is "feeling some type of way."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KKbdErJkiY
I DROP DA TOP IN MY WHIP, BABBIE
That piece of crap got 27 Million Hits on UTube??
That about sums up the music industry these days.
It's Mark Dantonio's jam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biXaQk-TDJk
People that have an open road but have to get in front of the faster car (us) in the left lane or any lane for that matter. This tilts me.Were you drag racing with the Bieb when this occurred?
or
People that make want to make right turn on a 3 lane road but won't go, even though the 2 closest lanes are open because they want to get to the far lane immediately. Is it that counter intuitive for these idiots to get on the road and gradually move over to the far lane?
Were you drag racing with the Bieb when this occurred?
Were you drag racing with the Bieb when this occurred?
the greatest gift Canada ever gave the States: You Can't Do That on Television
Fixed.
When the early crew at work thinks that it so early that they can excrement with their bathroom stall wide-open.
It's 7AM man, close the freaking stall.
GTFO, really?
I dont even do that in my own house.
I do that at my house if no one is there. I guess it's kind of a freedom thing.
Abuse/misuse of the word "literally"
Those are always the best ones. If my cat comes snooping around I just yell at her. "Hey, do I hang out when you're taking a dump?" She always seems to get the hint and leaves post haste.
When I'm in my office, alone and decide to let loose a fart. Then almost like clockwork, someone walks in immediately and wants to hang out and talk as my fart cloud overtakes the room and embarrasses me.
My cat always follows me into the bathroom. Bitch posts up on top
Of the toilet tank and creepily waits there while I shower.
My cat always follows me into the bathroom. Bitch posts up on top of the toilet tank and creepily waits there while I shower.
You work with animals. Just keep one in your office at all times.
Hahah blame it on the dog.
Geez my cat pounds on the door if I don't let him in. When I do he does all kinds of annoying stuff.
Cats freaking suck.
because you're allergic
Bitches who be like "Welcome to Hollywooooood!" at a kids football practice.
When you ask a 17 year old kid to fill up your Roo Cup at the gas station during his lunch/free period and he brings you back a cup that is 95% ice and 5% soda.
I won't forget this.
dat nigga love xbox
The idea of being able to leave school during a free period is still completely foreign to me.
The idea of being able to leave school during a free period is still completely foreign to me.
We used to tell our Art teacher that we needed to go to the mall for art supplies......we'd head to the arcade instead.
Sometimes my cats want to the do figure-eight around my legs when I'm on the toilet. I don't mind.
The idea of being able to leave school during a free period is still completely foreign to me.
The idea of being able to leave school during a free period is still completely foreign to me.
I loved my school for this. Completely open campus policy from 11 years old on in Manhattan was incredible.
The idea of having a free period is completely foreign to me.
The downside of going to private school. I caught the wrath of an angry nun if I ever tried to leave campus.
The idea of having a free period is completely foreign to me.
We locked him out of class once and threw all of his stuff from the walls out the window. It was a third story classroom. In hindsight, that was probably too far.
Sounds like my 8th grade math teacher. We ruined him. He came on halfway through the year because our original teacher was diagnosed with Parkinsons (or something) and retired. Apparently we could smell fear, because it didn't take long to go from a mild disrespect of his authority to, as you said, throwing excrement out the window. He started pretending to call the dean in the middle of class to scare us, but we noticed he never dialed a number on the phone (I guess he was scared of admitting how little control he had of the class to his superiors).
I'm sorry, Mr. Han.
you guys went to some fucked up schools.
you guys went to some fucked up schools.
I went to school with Lawrence Taylor's kids and Gary Bettman's kid.
Considering my family moved to that part of Jersey from Queens specifically because of the schools, not surprised i had more docile experiences. The inmates never really ran the asylum
Well in regards to my story, 13 year-old girls are fucked up people.
you could get expelled from my high school if you got caught leaving during the day
When someone fucks up a steak so badly that it becomes inedible. Have you ever had a steak that takes forever to chew and just turns into a grey blob after a while?
(This hasn't happened to me recently or anything, it just popped into my head)
I loved my school for this. Completely open campus policy from 11 years old on in Manhattan was incredible.
Where did you go to HS? I went to Xavier.
So did I, in CT.
Ha. Always gets confused.
I dont think the schools are related though.
ah yeah I think you're right. You're a dirty jesuit whereas I'm a catholic free of sin and a free ride to the afterlife
Your school is connected to Xaverian High School in Brooklyn though.
http://www.xbss.org/html/schools.html
makes perfect sense that it would be a hipster school.
You didn't get any free periods by senior year? I never got the feeling that it was a relatively new concept.
If I had first or last period free I could come in late or leave early (unless I had track practice) but any middle of the day free periods had to be spent in the building (library, cafeteria, the joke of a "senior lounge").
Where did you go to HS? I went to Xavier.
I never skipped. I was too afraid to get caught. I would have been too. I suck at being sneaky.The biggest problem was if you went to home room, which you pretty much had to otherwise you were absent, even if you got away with cutting, every teacher had a list of who wasn't at homeroom. So, if you weren't on the list, you weren't absent so it was pretty much on the teacher to write you up because you weren't at class.
Most of the active threads in the jets forum. fuckin offseason.
Like the thread where dcm changed the subject from a Wilkerson extension to extending Powell.
Someone said they wondered if we'd extend anyone
Bewbs that aren't awesomes.
People who feel the need to let everyone know how hard they work (usually via Facebook or Twitter). Steiny does this sometimes.
Unless you're entering the 2014 NFL Draft, I don't care how #motivated or #focused you are.
#keepgrinding #onthegrind
I didn't even know IKEA had delivery people. Any time I've ever bought anything from there I've fit that crap in a vehicle like some warped version of Tetris.
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People who cough/sneeze/clear their throat without covering their mouth on the subway/bus. Thanks for your plague breath asswipe.
I annoy myself when a cough comes out of nowhere and I don't cover in public, so I hear you. I can say that I have NEVER full on cleared my throat in public. That's just nasty.
At the airport, an open people mover and a slow person that will not get out of the way.
Those assholes act like it's some sort of ride. If you're going to stand, you may as well just walk to the gate.
You're missing the point though. Some people's lives appeared to be governed by a determination to expend as little energy as possible through avoiding movement and anything resembling any form of exercise, no matter how mild.
At the airport, an open people mover and a slow person that will not get out of the way.
I always avoid the people movers and escalators when I get off a flight, after several hours of not moving I want to get the blood flowing and the muscles working again.
Those assholes act like it's some sort of ride. If you're going to stand, you may as well just walk to the gate.
The poopchute airport designer who puts the bathroom in the middle of the moving walkway, forcing one to double back before unleashing one's bowels of fury.
O'Hare's the worst, trying to connect across that shitheap of an airport makes me insane. I always end up having to go to a different terminal and at least half the time have to literally run the entire way to stand any chance of making the connection.
O'Hare's the worst, trying to connect across that shitheap of an airport makes me insane. I always end up having to go to a different terminal and at least half the time have to literally run the entire way to stand any chance of making the connection.
The poopchute airport designer who puts the bathroom in the middle of the moving walkway, forcing one to double back before unleashing one's bowels of fury.
That's funny that you mention that. Every single time I've been to O'Hare, I've had to run to catch my flight. The terminal layout is absolute horseshit.
I almost bought one of those jets vests the other day. you know what kind I'm talking about. didn't get it and now I'm annoyed with myself.
I almost bought one of those jets vests the other day. you know what kind I'm talking about. didn't get it and now I'm annoyed with myself.
You're pretty freaking annoying dude.
I could see how you might find it annoying when I'm taking all your chicks at the tailgate because they can't keep their hands off my vest/penis.
Protect it? From what? Apple devices don't need protecting, they don't get malware. Ever.We don't back it up enough. When the hard drive crashes, we lose files.
smart cars. every time I see one I want to try to t-bone it with one of my timberlands.
When the call girl masseuse can't speak a lick of English. Like playing charades.
Hahaha how do you search for this stuff
When the call girl masseuse can't speak a lick of English. Like playing charades.Put a cork in it, Zane!
i had glorious plans tonight. eat some pizza, smoke a bowl or 2 and watch parks and rec until i passed out at like 10 because she was going to dinner with her friends
well they cancelled, so now my wife wants to goto some italian place for dinner, see a movie and for me to disappoint her in bed.
No, but it's nice to have a night to do as I please every once in awhile.
I'm gonna pound a red bull and ruin her night, don't you worry.
No, but it's nice to have a night to do as I please every once in awhile."This rollercoaster only lasts 15 seconds, but the disappoinent lasts all night long babbie!"
I'm gonna pound a red bull and ruin her night, don't you worry.
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people who don't flush after taking a dump.
My floor at work has an issue with people not flushing the urinals. Just hit the lever, you hoo-ha. You're not going to catch herpes from it.
I think sometimes people forget. I used to complain about this until I realized once by chance that I had forgotten to flush. Then i womdered how often I actually forget.
people who don't flush after taking a dump.
My floor at work has an issue with people not flushing the urinals. Just hit the lever, you hoo-ha. You're not going to catch herpes from it.
People who don't wash their hands after both the above. Drives me nuts when someone takes a excrement and then just walks out...
People who don't wash their hands after both the above. Drives me nuts when someone takes a excrement and then just walks out...
or people that talk on their cell while they take a dump.
Nothing ruins a morning when you have to take a dump, step into an empty stall, and be exposed to someone else's batch of toilet stew waiting for you.
In that instance, I'll go to a different restroom. I have about 3 within a minute walking distance from the office that are all spectacularly clean and have low traffic. I'm likely to find an immaculate stall.
Kind of annoying, but it's rather humorous when someone comes into the restroom to brush their teeth while I'm in the stall 3 feet away dropping the most devastating of shits.
When someone takes a nasty excrement before I go in to pee. When I walk out, someone walks in, smells the previous turdsplosion and looks at me like I did it.
^ badfyp
Even worse: that person who walks in is your date.
fyp
I never said work.
you take your dates to work?
I cringe to think which animals you've involved in your scenario.
I never said work.
people who don't flush after taking a dump.
Does this really happen?? I guess I've lived a blessed life.
it happened this morning.
Someone should be fired.
Does this really happen?? I guess I've lived a blessed life.
On a weekend retreat in high school (we'd go upstate and talk about God and Jesus and stuff), a few dozen of my classmates and I conducted a "group poop" where every stall in the boy's room was shat in, and then a second line of guys would excrement on the previous excrement. Thankfully I was in the first line.
Then someone got a young math teacher to go in there. We hovered around the door, listening, heard "...AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!" and scattered, laughing.
On a weekend retreat in high school (we'd go upstate and talk about God and Jesus and stuff), a few dozen of my classmates and I conducted a "group poop" where every stall in the boy's room was shat in, and then a second line of guys would excrement on the previous excrement. Thankfully I was in the first line.
Then someone got a young math teacher to go in there. We hovered around the door, listening, heard "...AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!" and scattered, laughing.
this sounds carefully planned enough to be an A-team episode.
JO Hivemind is one of the most annoying comments I've seen in a while
I wouldn't necessarily have you as part of a hivemind but you are the single biggest sunshiner. I can not remember a single thing that the Jets have ever done that you didn't find the positive in - a player is linked and you list all the reasons why it's a great move, and then as soon as it happens you've got nothing but reasons why it was a lucky escape. That isn't the most awful thing - it's a hell of a lot better than always assuming that everything's going to go dreadfully wrong - but it does suggest a lack of objectivity.
I wouldn't necessarily have you as part of a hivemind but you are the single biggest sunshiner. I can not remember a single thing that the Jets have ever done that you didn't find the positive in - a player is linked and you list all the reasons why it's a great move, and then as soon as it happens you've got nothing but reasons why it was a lucky escape. That isn't the most awful thing - it's a hell of a lot better than always assuming that everything's going to go dreadfully wrong - but it does suggest a lack of objectivity.
Really?
(http://thesportsfanjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/geno-smith1.jpg)
I think you've been pretty fair and balanced about Geno. Not sure that that contradicts my point.
I wouldn't necessarily have you as part of a hivemind but you are the single biggest sunshiner. I can not remember a single thing that the Jets have ever done that you didn't find the positive in - a player is linked and you list all the reasons why it's a great move, and then as soon as it happens you've got nothing but reasons why it was a lucky escape. That isn't the most awful thing - it's a hell of a lot better than always assuming that everything's going to go dreadfully wrong - but it does suggest a lack of objectivity.
Seeing the positive in things doesn't necessarily mean you're wrong, as you've demonstrated.
As a recent example of what I'm talking about though (and I'm not about to go digging through the multiple threads, so if you think I'm talking out of my arse I'll just have to accept that), when the Jets were meeting with DRC your view was that he was the best suited corner to Rex's system and that his skill set would be very effective in this defense. As soon as it was announced that he was joining the Giants, your view was that he's a player whose commitment is questionable and who takes plays off.
Now, none of that is contradictory and in fact it may all very well be completely correct. My point is, when it looks like he might sign for us you bring forward the positive aspects and when he doesn't, you bring forward the negative. That's proper sunshining.
I'm definitely the biggest sunshiner.
Hyman was as much of a SOJ as you could get last season.
Hyman?
Most be spell check for Heismanberg. My phone doesn't know the difference between the two
Hyman?
I thought it was a bad joke/misspelling of hymen.
Heismanbery is a virginal lady membrane.
Heismanbery sounds like a terrible cereal.
Heismanbery sounds like a terrible cereal.
Frosted Heismanbergs weren't catchy enough.
Heismanbery sounds like a terrible cereal.
Was Heymanberg a failed spelling attempt at Hymenberg, an autocorrect, or just the great combining of 3 different words? Hey, man, and berg.. MUFUCKA I DONT KNOW WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT ILL KILL YOU!!!!11
I sure hope it's the latter.
Was Heymanberg a failed spelling attempt at Hymenberg, an autocorrect, or just the great combining of 3 different words? Hey, man, and berg.
I sure hope it's the latter.
I'm definitely the biggest sunshiner.You know now is your time to kick that bundle of sticks Heismanberg in the groin and you stick up for him. Ten bucks that douche would nail you in the keester if given the chance you just had. Your definitely the bigger man, if you want to call him a man.
Hyman was as much of a SOJ as you could get last season. Jets win a game and he has a hundred excuses why we didn't deserve it. We beat the Saints and it's all because of Sproles injury so we didn't deserve it. Week after week the guy foamed at the mouth screaming for Rex to get herpes and die. Calling him a sunshiner would be like calling me a good speller.
But what he does do is not be retarded. And realize Idzik's relatively obvious long term strategy, which is not to wildly overpay on people's favorite players in madden. If Idzik let's MO Wilk walk in free agency get out the crosses and torches by all means. But if Idzik gets our cap under a long term manageable plan then we could be set for a long time.
Tanny went buck wild with spending, and it completely fucked us for about 3 seasons. We had mountains of debt with guys like pace Scott Harris Holmes and more wildly overpaid. Idzik's plan is long term, so it might take a while to appreciate. But patience is key here
You know now is your time to kick that bundle of sticks Heismanberg in the groin and you stick up for him. Ten bucks that douche would nail you in the keester if given the chance you just had. Your definitely the bigger man, if you want to call him a man.
Ten bucks he won't even thank you.
Thanks dcm
Show me the money, bundle of sticks
Hahahah I will have the $$ at the tailgate.
Koz has a better chance of squeezing his ungreased forehead through a doorframe than Hymanburg has of actually showing up to the tailgate.
When you're told in December you have been given a promotion that doesn't start until March 15, and when you get your paycheck on March 20 it looks exactly the same as the one from March 6.
When you're told in December you have been given a promotion that doesn't start until March 15, and when you get your paycheck on March 20 it looks exactly the same as the one from March 6.
This paycheck covers the period from March 8 through the 21. So, at the very least, it should include one week of increased pay if there were a raise involved at all.
I was pretty sure it wouldn't come with a raise. I'm just really irritated that I was right.
This paycheck covers the period from March 8 through the 21. So, at the very least, it should include one week of increased pay if there were a raise involved at all.
I was pretty sure it wouldn't come with a raise. I'm just really irritated that I was right.
When you're told in December you have been given a promotion that doesn't start until March 15, and when you get your paycheck on March 20 it looks exactly the same as the one from March 6.
The current craze for women posting pictures of themselves on Facebook without make up. There's a reason you wear it. Stop making my News Feed look such a mess.
That must be a new thing. I haven't seen it. It's hard to get past all the "which character are you on the (insert shitty TV program here) buzzfeed crap that people put on my news feed.
If this one douchebag takes a excrement in the restroom on my floor with the damn stall door open one more time......
You'll excrement on him while he's in there?
If this one douchebag takes a excrement in the restroom on my floor with the damn stall door open one more time......
You'll give him the blumpy of his life?
When you're told in December you have been given a promotion that doesn't start until March 15, and when you get your paycheck on March 20 it looks exactly the same as the one from March 6.
I've been working at a promoted position for the past 3 weeks and will continue to do so until my companies fiscal year ends and they can do their internal HR stuff. and I'm supposed to hope that they'll keep their word and pay me retroactively? can't help but think I will get screwed in the end.
Welcome aboard the screwed train!
The current craze for women posting pictures of themselves on Facebook without make up. There's a reason you wear it. Stop making my News Feed look such a mess.
^ that chick looks like a fugly Real Doll. For the guy who worries the Real doll will reject him.
The current craze for women posting pictures of themselves on Facebook without make up. There's a reason you wear it. Stop making my News Feed look such a mess.
I've been working at a promoted position for the past 3 weeks and will continue to do so until my companies fiscal year ends and they can do their internal HR stuff. and I'm supposed to hope that they'll keep their word and pay me retroactively? can't help but think I will get screwed in the end.
You'll give him the blumpy of his life?
When people say a team signed a player when they traded for him.
As in "Why did the Jets sign Tebow if they weren't gonna use him?!"
Not that it invalidates the statement in that case, it just makes the person saying it sound like an idiot.
When people say a team signed a player when they traded for him.
As in "Why did the Jets sign Tebow if they weren't gonna use him?!"
Not that it invalidates the statement in that case, it just makes the person saying it sound like an idiot.
In soccer any player acquisition, be it through trade/transfer or free agent/Bosman, is referred to as a signing. So blow me.
The fact that I am apparently incapable of remembering what flavours of potato chips I do and don't like. For some reason I keep buying jalapeno flavoured chips even though every time I open them I remember how unpleasant they are.
I don't recall seeing them.
Do you have these up there?
(http://www.scorchio.co.uk/images/snyders-jalapeno-pretzels.jpg)
These are freaking amazing. Especially the honey mustard ones.
I like the Buffalo Wing flavor.
They're all good. Snyder's figured it out, man: fill a bag with flavor powder, season with pretzel pieces.
what's the annoyance ?It could change my life and one that you guys will probably hear about no matter how good or bad the news might be. I'd rather not speculate though until I know for sure.
It could change my life and one that you guys will probably hear about no matter how good or bad the news might be. I'd rather not speculate though until I know for sure.
Right now, the annoyance is the wait.
I wish it was about "me," seriously.Another kid? Good luck man....
I wish it was about "me," seriously.
I really hope it's not health-related. And if it is, my thoughts are with you.Thank you. I appreciate that
Another kid? Good luck man....The wife is 5 months pregnant. We're having another girl. Thanks, take all the luck we can get.
The wife is 5 months pregnant. We're having another girl. Thanks, take all the luck we can get.
It could change my life and one that you guys will probably hear about no matter how good or bad the news might be. I'd rather not speculate though until I know for sure.
Right now, the annoyance is the wait.
I wish it was about "me," seriously.
Well I'm going to share that anxiety with you brother and hope all is good in the end. I'm with you Chuck.Thanks as always. I heard a lot of encouraging words today so I'm a little more positive than I was earlier.
I just never understood the air of superiority some fans have towards fans of other less successful teams. The whole "Ha! Your team sucks!" thing was fine in grammar school, but hearing it from guys in their 30s is pretty pathetic.
Ha. Though I will admit that I've done that a few times to Mets fans, but it's all in good fun.
I will say this about Jets fans being down here and experiencing them gathering in one place
people that don't respect the universal law and common sense of walking to the right (derecha) of the sidewalk/hallway/stairs. I'm bigger than you and it shouldn't be my obligation to sidestep out of your way to keep from plowing you over.
We, unfortunately, did not get the news we wanted.
It's not a permanent life changer like I thought might be the case, but it will be something we're gonna have to deal with until late August, the earliest.
Best part, everything should be okay and we should all be good and healthy in the long run and, hopefully, be stronger as a result. Plus, I like the guy we met today and he's not a bullshitter, which is something we both like and respect.
Sorry to be a downer, but this is a downer thread, no?
Sorry to be a downer, but this is a downer thread, no?
Well, you did manage to make the rest of us look like assholes for having such small problems. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.Haha...well, most of you ARE assholes so I already feel better.
I'm confused by what's going on, so I'm sorry that it's bad but glad it's not as bad as it might have been without really knowing what's going on other than it involves your daughter, which generally means it's a significant deal, so the condolences and relief are both amplified.That was a long sentence.
When it's considered breaking news that DJ (insert any name here) dies.
JE will fight you
When it's considered breaking news that DJ (insert any name here) dies.
He wasn't just a DJ. He was someone's father. Skrillex's father. As a father yourself, I'd expect you to understand.
When it's considered breaking news that DJ (insert any name here) dies.
He wasn't just a DJ. He was someone's father. Skrillex's father. As a father yourself, I'd expect you to understand.It isn't that I'm annoyed he died. It shouldn't be breaking news. Also I'm annoyed, not furious. What does me being a father have to do with this? Of course I'm sad for anyone that loses a family member. I would have been before I was a father.
It isn't that I'm annoyed he died. It shouldn't be breaking news. Also I'm annoyed, not furious. What does me being a father have to do with this? Of course I'm sad for anyone that loses a family member. I would have been before I was a father.
I have no idea who Skillrex is. Maybe therein lies the problem.
The problem is that I sometimes make ignorant statements. Maybe there is a 12 step program for country bumpkins somewhere.
The problem is every bit as much with IJR's weird sense of humour, don't beat yourself up about it.
Self-described entrepreneurs who haven't even hit their mid-20s. Looks great on your Facebook profile though!
Self-described entrepreneurs who haven't even hit their mid-20s. Looks great on your Facebook profile though!
It isn't that I'm annoyed he died. It shouldn't be breaking news. Also I'm annoyed, not furious. What does me being a father have to do with this? Of course I'm sad for anyone that loses a family member. I would have been before I was a father.
I have no idea who Skillrex is. Maybe therein lies the problem.
my sister in laws boyfriend is this. hes so freaking annoying sometimes
People who freak up peek/peak/pique.
All you guys who refer to your wives/gf's as pizza.
All you guys who refer to your wives/gf's as pizza.
Least we have pizza.
So you can't diffuse a situation?
When people say "an historic"
All you guys who refer to your wives/gf's as pizza.
When people say "an historic"
I'm sorry that correct usage of the English language annoys you.
"An" Historic or "A" Historic Event? (http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/words/a-historic-event-or-an-historic-event)
‘A historic event’ or ‘an historic event’?
People often believe that they should use the indefinite article an in front of words like historic, horrific, or hotel. Are they right or wrong? Should you say ‘an historic event’ or ‘a historic event’?
An is the form of the indefinite article that is used before a spoken vowel sound: it doesn’t matter how the written word in question is actually spelled. So, we say ‘an honour’, ‘an hour’, or ‘an heir’, for example, because the initial letter ‘h’ in all three words is not actually pronounced. By contrast we say ‘a hair’ or ‘a horse’ because, in these cases, the ‘h’ is pronounced.
Let’s go back to those three words that tend to cause problems: historic, horrific, and hotel. If hotel was pronounced without its initial letter ‘h’ (i.e. as if it were spelled ‘otel’), then it would be correct to use an in front of it. The same is true of historic and horrific. If horrific was pronounced ‘orrific’ and historic was pronounced ‘istoric’ then it would be appropriate to refer to ‘an istoric occasion’ or ‘an orrific accident’. In the 18th and 19th centuries, people often did pronounce these words in this way.
Today, though, these three words are generally pronounced with a spoken ‘h’ at the beginning and so it’s now more logical to refer to ‘a hotel’, ‘a historic event’, or ‘a horrific accident’.
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Except not. "Historical" is pronounced "istorical" when used with the indefinite article.
By the lazy who can't enunciate.
Just because I don't pronounce the h in herb doesn't mean I'm going to pretend it's correct.
Good, because it isn't.
Watch the BBC news.
People on the subway taking 2 steps away from me when they see my severely infected but not contagious pink eye condition in both eyes. I'm not a vampire you sack of dicks.
People on the subway taking 2 steps away from me when they see my severely infected but not contagious pink eye condition in both eyes. I'm not a vampire you sack of dicks.
People on the subway taking 2 steps away from me when they see my severely infected but not contagious pink eye condition in both eyes. I'm not a vampire you sack of dicks.
Why would I care about what's happening in a second rate country?
When your third rate country can be bothered to come up with its own language then you can use it any way you choose.
America does have its own language
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Actually the English spoken here in the U.S is closer to what was standard before the 19th century. England became isolated after the loss of its empire, so a new dialect formed there.
A historical is correct, an historical is an adjustment made for a quirk.
That's not true. Elements of the way the language is written in the US (for example the use of -ize rather than -ise) are truer to earlier forms of the English language, and I'm already on record as having no issue with that. The version of English that is spoken in the US is wildly different to its predecessor though. Languages grow and develop, and American English is an entirely legitimate branch.
That doesn't change the fact that "an historical" is a correct usage of the language (as is "a historical", if you prefer).
As I've already told you, that's not true. Both are correct.
I'm going to make sure I always use "an" before "h" from now on just to annoy you.
As I've already told you, that's not true. Both are correct.
I'm going to make sure I always use "an" before "h" from now on just to annoy you.
By the lazy who can't enunciate.
It's henunciate.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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That's freaking scary man.
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People on the subway taking 2 steps away from me when they see my severely infected but not contagious pink eye condition in both eyes. I'm not a vampire you sack of dicks.
How would they know it's not contagious? Most pink eye is extremely contagious. It spread like wildfire through my wife's school last year because no one noticed some girl who showed up with it. Usually they send the kids home immediately when they have it. If I had seen you, I'd back away too.
People on the subway taking 2 steps away from me when they see my severely infected but not contagious pink eye condition in both eyes. I'm not a vampire you sack of dicks.
On the plus side, you should have no problem landing the plum role of "Undead zombie #4" in the next Resident Evil movie.
Long derriere goodbye emails at work. Just get the freak out. No one wants to read your long winded excrement.
People who refer to themselves as "crazy". You're not. You know you're not and I know you're not and no matter how hard you try to convince everyone including yourself, deep down you know that you're actually an incredibly dull person. Now go home and cry yourself to sleep again over a cheap bottle of wine and microwave meal for one just like you do every other night, you pathetic loser.
hash tags. used everywhere....
hash tags. used everywhere....
So my front driver side wheel just flew off while driving.
#nohonks
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So my front driver side wheel just flew off while driving.
#nohonks
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3 hour wait for CAA to come tow me. freak.
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3 hour wait for CAA to come tow me. freak.
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Get some lunch, bruh
Canada has socialized towing as well as medicine?
Serious note: Glad you're ok and it didn't happen at a high speed.
Good advice. I just got a parking ticket. Fml.
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Your neighbors trying to get revenge
There's shearing. Mechanic is trying to get it done today. Just a hair under 1500. I'm not sure exactly what's wrong as I'm busy freaking out.
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Happened to my brother a few times, apparently neighborhood kids think it is funny to loosen some of the bolts and leave a few on. Once you start driving and stress the wheel, there it goes...
People who don't spread out on the train/bus once more space becomes available. Diffusion isn't complicated!
People who don't spread out on the train/bus once more space becomes available. Diffusion isn't complicated!
People who don't spread out on the train/bus once more space becomes available. Diffusion isn't complicated!
not a fan of "stranger hugs"?
In the elevator when all the people get out except for some old smelly dude who continues to stand directly next to you
It's the knee-touching that bothers me. Move over, poopchute.
Since so many of my annoyances are commute-related:
The tendency for comedians to have a disproportionately high amount of material about air travel in their acts. I get that observational humor is based on your life experiences but your life experiences involve a whole lot more flying than most of us.
Thankfully my building is swanky enough that we just don't have smelly people.
knee-touching is 1 step above sodomy.
Thankfully my building is swanky enough that we just don't have smelly people.
I'm often annoyed by little things that don't matter, while big things barely get to me.
It's French, Middle Eastern and Mediterranean you have to worry about, they can make your nose hairs curl. Asians take 3 showers before breakfast, they're cool. If I owned a building with a lot of French and Middle Easterner's I would offer free right guard at the entrance.
my building is decent, no manhattan high rise, but in my relatively limited experience engineering is 95% smelly old dudes
conclusion:
my job is really freaking annoying
my building is decent, no manhattan high rise, but in my relatively limited experience engineering is 95% smelly old dudes
conclusion:
my job is really freaking annoying
I always thought you were a chef.
I always thought you were a chef.
Only if they get you to spread. I hate to avoid contact sometimes you smoosh your own balls. That pisses me off.
He was at one point. Or he was a buffet server or something.
freak that excrement. The Chinese don't believe in deodorant.
I don't know about smelly Chinese people, but I can't enter a traditional Korean person's home. The smell after all that kimchi is absolutely suffocating.
I always thought you were a chef.
yeah I was a line cook in restaurants but that was just my job through college. I work in an industrial/manufacturing engineering role for a company that designs airplane jet engines. but like I've said I just sit at my desk trying every way humanly possible to not do anything productive
Before my family moved into the house that became my childhood home, it was previously owned by a Korean family. We found an old dried up fish behind the oven - I guess they somehow let one fall back there and never bothered to get it out.
yeah I was a line cook in restaurants but that was just my job through college. I work in an industrial/manufacturing engineering role for a company that designs airplane jet engines. but like I've said I just sit at my desk trying every way humanly possible to not do anything productive
Did it smell?
Before my family moved into the house that became my childhood home, it was previously owned by a Korean family. We found an old dried up fish behind the oven - I guess they somehow let one fall back there and never bothered to get it out.
I had to work on a project in middle school with this Korean kid whose parents were first generation. I literally threw my clothes away after because the smell was so bad. I didn't want it to get on my other clothes in the laundry. In hindsight, I should have just asked the kid's parents if they knew someone who could take care of it.
Christ. I've known you fuckers for a long time.
It feels like you're a Chinese citizen by now
freak that excrement. The Chinese don't believe in deodorant.
The Japanese are a pristine people.
UPS pissed me off. I ordered some garden decoration on Amazon for Mother's Day last week, it was supposed to arrive on Thursday. UPS refused to leave the package without a signature, so they left one of those slips on the mailbox. So I signed the back of the slip and left a post-it note on the front of it asking them to leave the package. So what do they do on Friday? Refuse to deliver it again and just slapped a second slip on top of the first one.
Tracking says they're not retrying again until Monday, so now this is no longer a viable Mother's Day gift. I ended up going to Home Depot on Sunday morning and buying something similar, and that worked out fine. I figured UPS would flub the third attempt and I'd be able to tell Amazon to take it back.
So what does UPS do? They freaking leave it by the door on Monday. They managed to not deliver it the two days that would have been fine, and delivered it on the only day that was too late.
The best return option was for a UPS pickup (only other option was lugging this thing to a UPS store) so who the hell knows how this will work out. I'm sure they'll try to swing by at 10 AM when no one is home.
wow. was it valuable? UPS left a 40 inch LED TV propped up next to my garage last month.
UPS pissed me off. I ordered some garden decoration on Amazon for Mother's Day last week, it was supposed to arrive on Thursday. UPS refused to leave the package without a signature, so they left one of those slips on the mailbox. So I signed the back of the slip and left a post-it note on the front of it asking them to leave the package. So what do they do on Friday? Refuse to deliver it again and just slapped a second slip on top of the first one.
Tracking says they're not retrying again until Monday, so now this is no longer a viable Mother's Day gift. I ended up going to Home Depot on Sunday morning and buying something similar, and that worked out fine. I figured UPS would flub the third attempt and I'd be able to tell Amazon to take it back.
So what does UPS do? They freaking leave it by the door on Monday. They managed to not deliver it the two days that would have been fine, and delivered it on the only day that was too late.
The best return option was for a UPS pickup (only other option was lugging this thing to a UPS store) so who the hell knows how this will work out. I'm sure they'll try to swing by at 10 AM when no one is home.
If you ordered it on Amazon, pitch a big fit and explain to them. They'll hook you up with free stuff.
I want to see how things play out with this UPS pickup.
Why don't you have things delivered in your office?
What kind of weak derriere tv did you buy for 375?
People who don't spread out on the train/bus once more space becomes available. Diffusion isn't complicated!
I had that happpen a few weeks ago. 3 seater, I'm at the window. Hot chick sat between myself and another guy. He got up halfway through- she maintained her seat in the middle, next to me.
Must have been my strong musk that continued to attract her, keeping her so close.
Or, it could be because the outside seat closest to the aisle does not have its own headrest.
My sister ordered a book on amazon ($15-20) around Christmas and ended up getting the same one as a gift from my parents. she went on amazon to start the return process, and they told her to just keep the book and they would take the charge off her account.I had that happen with some baby seat thingie I bought on Amazon. I guess there are some items that get discontinued and aren't worth them restocking. I returned it at the last minute before the return limit expired. They just said keep it and refunded the money. Sweet.
I want to see how things play out with this UPS pickup.
when people brake while they're merging into the highway.
Motherfucking cunts that don't know what a motherfucking yield sign is. I almost got offed today by a queynte that thought yield sign really meant " I am too freaking stupid to stop and let oncoming traffic pass so freak it why not attempt to run him off the road." If I was a gun owner that queynte would have gotten a few holes in her.
Yeah I shop with a couple of companies with very poor quality control, borderline retarded, which is more than made up for their great customer service.
Are you referring to that shoe company?
Are you referring to that shoe company?
People that claim that the cure for every illness or disorder is ginger root, tea tree oil, coconut oil or some other "natural" cure. I don't doubt that these things can help in some situations, but it seems like everyone wants to be a Native American medicine man these days. Brain cancer? Rub some coconut oil on that excrement.
These people should be beaten.
Add in chiropractors, acupuncture,vegans, fruitatians, and all that other Narnia bullshit that people practice and swear by
my iphone's battery life
hopefully you'll evolve soon and promote yourself to an Android.
I've just had this thing for so long it's slow and just drains battery. must be the only person still rolling with an iPhone 4
I own a samsung galaxy tablet and it really hasn't done enough to sway me over to the android side
I only use my phone for google maps, music, email, and to call people. Don't care enough to make a switch.
pretty much that and just texting, fantasy sports, twitter, Facebook ect. Anything more complicated than that and I just use my laptop
I hear from pretty much everyone that the galaxy is superior and I don't doubt it, but I've never heard a good enough reason that would make me switch
When someone uses the phrase "the powers that be" in conversation. They don't even have to misuse it, even if it's completely applicable to the topic it still sounds so obnoxious.
People who go to a concert and spend more than half the time on their phone.
People who go to a concert and spend more than half the time on their phone.
Someone behind me threw a beer at the girl in front of me for holding her box derriere note 2 up and recording the entire concert on it. She had been ignoring people whem asked and threatebwd to get security on tge other guy who tried to push the phonr down I think it was song 3 when bro nail the phone and her idiot friend in front of her square in the back of the head with the beer. She started crying and ran to security, who told her she could go complain at the office or enjoy the show...The freak in bitch complained
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I don't know how many times I've been tempted to smack a phone/camera out of someone's hands for blocking my view. If you're going to take pictures/video the whole time get the freak out of the front of the crowd.
Somehow the girl next to me who spent ~5 songs (not exaggerating) writing a single tweet and then spent more time seeing if people had responded to it than watching the concert was more annoying than the people waving their phones in the air.
I don't understand how people are allowed to get away with recording shows. Isn't that considered bootlegging? Or do bands/promoters/labels just not care anymore? Taking pictures is one thing, but to record entire performances just seems like it shouldn't be legal.
Any concert footage recorded on a cell phone is complete garbage anyway.
Somehow the girl next to me who spent ~5 songs (not exaggerating) writing a single tweet and then spent more time seeing if people had responded to it than watching the concert was more annoying than the people waving their phones in the air.
I don't understand how people are allowed to get away with recording shows. Isn't that considered bootlegging? Or do bands/promoters/labels just not care anymore? Taking pictures is one thing, but to record entire performances just seems like it shouldn't be legal.
That's true enough, but doesn't change any legality.
In the late 90's you couldn't bring cell phones into concerts. You would have to go leave it in your car. Fortunately, the late 90's was pretty much the end of my concert going era.
EDIT: Now that I think about it, I did see some concerts after that, but I don't remember people being douchebags with their phones.
That would never fly here. Nobody drives to concerts in the city.
Hahaha, I do. My wife absolutely hates the train and refuses to take it unless we're seeing a show downtown. If there's any chance the show we're seeing has a paid parking lot within half a mile, I'm driving in.
You know what has lots of paid parking lots within half a mile of it?
MetLife Stadium.
That would never fly here. Nobody drives to concerts in the city.
City people don't go out to Jones beach?
Well played.
When I miss a train because some poopchute on the escalator ahead of me doesn't botherto move any faster and is too fat for me to pass. He made it in time.
Every freaking day of my life. Except it's usually a moron who can't figure out the turnstile or someone who's walking down the stairs at glacial speeds.
This! I think I've posted this same thing before in this thread, but it always bears repeating because these assholes are selfish pieces of excrement.
Also terrible, the assholes who need to take up both sides of the escalator with their rolling bags no bigger than briefcases.
People who dislike water as a drink. What's wrong with you, you freaking mutant?
I don't like your ..... flowing mullet!
I just did that this morning actually. Though I waited until everyone else got on.You are nothing short of a monster.
People who dislike water as a drink. What's wrong with you, you freaking mutant?
Internet conspiracy theorists.
Anti global warming
Anti immunization
*insert horrific event* didn't really happen.
Just STFU.
People who dislike water as a drink. What's wrong with you, you freaking mutant?
I made a nice meal of grilled chicken thighs, roasted sweet potatoes, and some generic salad. Washed it down with Pepsi just as a freak you
people that drink soda all day disgust me.
people that drink soda all day disgust me.
My brother carried that habit over to adulthood, and wondered why he ballooned to 240lbs. He switched to diet, and then stopped altogether and immediately lost like 50lbs. No joke.
He'd lose even more if he gave up the diet soda too.
He'd lose even more if he gave up the diet soda too.
He did, I think that's what he meant by stopped altogether.
Jay Baruchel
FYP
People in the office who are so afraid of not knowing something that their first instinct is to say "Yeah, I know" when you're trying to explain something to them. No, you don't know, that's why I have to explain it to you. Pride gets in the way with a lot of people's development, so much so that they don't even realize it. It's okay to ask questions, and to find the right answer. Going about your job assuming that you know what you're doing is just asking for trouble.
I don't understand how people continue to do this past their first job.
People in the office who are so afraid of not knowing something that their first instinct is to say "Yeah, I know" when you're trying to explain something to them. No, you don't know, that's why I have to explain it to you. Pride gets in the way with a lot of people's development, so much so that they don't even realize it. It's okay to ask questions, and to find the right answer. Going about your job assuming that you know what you're doing is just asking for trouble.
I don't understand how people continue to do this past their first job.
That's not a "concert in the city".
All the shows I attend are in Manhattan/Brooklyn anyway. I haven't seen a Jones Beach one that I've wanted to attend since 2008, and I was away that summer anyway.
I have the opposite problem - "I didn't know I couldn't/shouldn't do that" when in reality I DID know I couldn't/shouldn't do that.
People who don't understand the difference between "less" and "fewer'.
People who don't understand the difference between "less" and "fewer'.
People who say they're going somewhere, ask if you're gonna hangout, and then not make one iota of a plan with you after that initial contact.
People who say they're going somewhere, ask if you're gonna hangout, and then not make one iota of a plan with you after that initial contact.
6 foot 2 douchebags that won't shut the freak up but shoosh you if you're a little loud.shoosh you? shoosh?
shoosh you? shoosh?
People who use the word "shoosh" in their sentences.
I don't know where to put this, but since I hate this stupid haircut and badger thinks girls with it are hot, i'm gonna post it here
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I almost bought one of those jets vests the other day. you know what kind I'm talking about. didn't get it and now I'm annoyed with myself.
I just saw a guy stop in front of the top of an escalator to take a phone call. That's some next level excrement.
I hope someone came off the escalator and walked right into him.
It was actually at the top of a down escalator, so he was in the way of people trying to get on.Even better. Shove his derriere down
People that are TRYING to have kids that can't afford their own existence on this planet.
They will probably end up peddling.
Is that better or worse than the ones who aren't trying but do anyway?Who knows. Probably comparable to murder vs. involuntary manslaughter.
Left my car parked in the car port under my house overnight with the roof down. Went out today to find that some queynte has gone through the glove box and centre console looking for anything worth nicking; there wasn't, but they have busted the release catch in doing it. (Although the thick lady garden completely ignored $1500 worth of Jeep roof and windows just sitting there.)
Considering selling up, moving to a private development in Florida and buying several firearms.
is a car port British/Canadian for garage?
To be fair, car port does sound very British. They do call tailgates "picnic in the car park" after all.
To be fair, car port does sound very British. They do call tailgates "picnic in the car park" after all.
No. Garage is British/Canadian for garage. This is a car port:
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And as can be seen from the Wikipedia article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carport), it's an entirely American term and invention.
really ,what the freak is the point of a car port? I thought the same thing as SFD when i read it (assumed it was British, not canadian though)
It's just part of the driveway with a roof over it. The car isn't completely protected from the elements and someone can still steal it. That house is retarded
really ,what the freak is the point of a car port? I thought the same thing as SFD when i read it (assumed it was British, not canadian though)
It's just part of the driveway with a roof over it. The car isn't completely protected from the elements and someone can still steal it. That house is retarded
I have a shared carport in the back of my condo and this dumb hipster bitch always forgets to take her trash to the street, so it always smells like dead bodies.
I have a shared carport in the back of my condo and this dumb hipster bitch always forgets to take her trash to the street, so it always smells like dead babies.
Why does she have so many dead bodies in her garbage?
It allows you to get from house to car and vice versa without having to deal with the elements. It means that in winter you don't have to dig your car out. And it allows you to have windows that let light into the house on the same wall as the vehicle.
I'm sorry that it annoys you so much though. If this is what retired life does to you, maybe you should go back to work.
shouldn't it smell fresh since it's open to the elements? Now a garage, I can see that smelling. Not a carport though
This is carport 101.
Not when it's overflowing and the lid isn't on. Also the 95 degree heat isn't doing me any favors.
I park in the front because freak that.
that seems to be a sufficient solution, but What Would IATA Do?
Not when it's overflowing and the lid isn't on. Also the 95 degree heat isn't doing me any favors.
I park in the front because freak that.
It allows you to get from house to car and vice versa without having to deal with the elements. It means that in winter you don't have to dig your car out. And it allows you to have windows that let light into the house on the same wall as the vehicle.
But if you're going to go that far with it, why not have an enclosure built?
And depending on the wind, snow and rain can easily get in there (same with hail).
It's like the builder started on a garage and just said freak it and took bongs hits instead.
But if you're going to go that far with it, why not have an enclosure built?
And depending on the wind, snow and rain can easily get in there (same with hail).
It's like the builder started on a garage and just said freak it and took bongs hits instead.
Because like I said, if you made it into a full garage you would block the light from getting into the house.
And what the freak do you know about how snow works? You live in freaking Miami. Just trust me on this one.
It's easier and cheaper to get a carport approved and built.
I lived in NY/NJ for 19 years. Why the hell do you think I live here now? Snow sucks
People who leave the flat top of snow on the roof of their car and then drive around with it, causing it to fall off and hit other people's windshields.
Actually an offence here. I've seen policemen pull cars over and make people clear their roof before they'll let them continue their journey.
1000 replies of annoyance
my favorite thread on this board
Imagine how much bigger it would be if the Puckstapo allowed people to be annoyed by the weather.
Imagine how much bigger it would be if the Puckstapo allowed people to be annoyed by the weather.
Garbage men who don't even attempt to move over on a tight street and take their time loading garbage while you sit and wait behind them when you're trying to get somewhere.
I live on a narrow street, so the garbage truck often completely occupies all driveable space when I leave in the morning. But since I take public transportation, it never occurred to me how much it would suck if I parked at the end of the block (dead end) and was trapped by the garbage truck.
I realized most of badgers annoyances involve grammar.
People who say they're trying to expand the reach of their brand.I've never once heard a person say this in my life
You're not a soda flavor. STFU.
People that can never admit they are wrong.
so...you hate everybody here.
Lazy entitled cunts who stand at the checkout and wait for the clerk to pack their grocery bags for them, despite the queue of people who are now being further held up.
How about the old cunts in the supermarket that still pay by check. They have to write the freaking check out, the cashier has to take 10 minutes to ok the damn thing because nobody but these old cuntbags still pay by it and then the old cuntbags have to sit there in the freaking way till they balance their freaking checkbooks, while we all wait for them to take their sweet derriere time finishing. Did I tell you how much I hate those people?
Lazy entitled cunts who stand at the checkout and wait for the clerk to pack their grocery bags for them, despite the queue of people who are now being further held up.
Sorry, I ain't packing my own groceries. I'll flip that around and say that it annoys me when the cashier stares at me and expects me to fill the bag myself. Had that happen once and said loudly "you gonna fill the bag up or what?" I got a big old sigh and watched her reluctantly pack it up. It's their job.
Just know that because you think that such a menial thing is beneath your superior powers, everyone else in line behind you thinks you're a queynte.
Just know that because you think that such a menial thing is beneath your superior powers, everyone else in line behind you thinks you're a queynte.
Just know that because you think that such a menial thing is beneath your superior powers, everyone else in line behind you thinks you're a queynte.
This must be a Florida retiree thing because I haven't seen anyone pay with check since the '90s.
Puck has been saving that example for a situation like this since 1996.
But there is a reason, it makes the line move faster. If there's no line then go for it, but if there are others behind you then just pack your damn bags. You may have little else to do with your time and be quite happy to spend extra time in the grocery store so that you can demonstrate to the clerk just how much more important you are than them, but I don't and you're holding me up.
None of our stores accept cheques any more, which results in the same doddery old folks spending ten minutes trying to figure out how to use their chip and PIN card.
Come the revolution, retired people should be banned from grocery stores after 4:30 in the afternoon and all weekend. If they can't organise their empty days to go shopping when everyone else is at work, they deserve to have to live on whatever tins they can find at the back of the cupboard.This is actually a great point.
How very Tommy of you.
This is actually a great point.
I love how older people, I'm talking the over 70 crowd probably tell their grand kids to mind their behavior, say please, thank you and excuse me, and tell them to be respectful of others when I've come to notice they are some of the rudest, most disrespectful people around. Their behavior at the supermarket is so laughable sometimes it's ridiculous.
We don't have chip and PIN here yet, but my company is taking on some clients in Canada and Europe and they'll be using those. What exactly is the difference?
How very Tommy of you.
When the bagger is literally so physically handicapped that it takes him a full thirty seconds to open a bag before he can even start bagging and when I (gently!) encourage him to move aside
Restaurants that are pick-up only and still have a tip line on their receipts. I'll tip well for table service, but at some point you just have to include that excrement in your price.
What's the generally accepted practice for pick up? Tip or not?
Take-out only/mostly, no tip expected. A place that's primarily seated dining and whoever put together your takeout order is likely running an active bar or waiting on several tables, tips are good.
Take-out only/mostly, no tip expected. A place that's primarily seated dining and whoever put together your takeout order is likely running an active bar or waiting on several tables, tips are good.
I tip well but I've never tipped on takeout. Only for delivery/waited table. Who would get the tip anyway.. the house?
do you guys tip the cashier at supermarket too? Christhahaha
do you guys tip the cashier at supermarket too? Christ
I worked at a pizza place, it was me delivering, a mexi in the back kitchen, and the owner making pizzas.
That dirty bastard would put out a tip jar on the counter just so people might feel obligated to put anything in it. Anything that went in there went straight to his pockets, that bastard.
Schmucks that dont put away the weights at the gym
Country music....all of it
Someone at my gym had a bad habit of doing this. The owner finally posted a picture of the barbell on facebook requesting likes. He then froze the guy's account and refused to unfreeze it until the guy completed one burpee for every like the picture got.
You Don't Know Country
People who feel the need to let everyone know how hard they work (usually via Facebook or Twitter). Steiny does this sometimes.
Unless you're entering the 2014 NFL Draft, I don't care how #motivated or #focused you are.
#keepgrinding #onthegrind
People who feel the need to let everyone know how hard they work (usually via Facebook or Twitter). Steiny does this sometimes.
Unless you're entering the 2014 NFL Draft, I don't care how #motivated or #focused you are.
#keepgrinding #onthegrind
http://deadspin.com/when-and-where-do-americans-rise-and-grind-1598227991
I'm presuming that 90% of those people work at Starbucks, in which case it is an entirely reasonable thing to post.
Everyone who finishes a distance race receives a medal and it's great.
When people complain about the idea that "everyone gets a trophy and we're all winners" and how it supposedly ruined everything.I think its far more the people born after 1990, maybe 95 that it applies to
It's wildly overblown and out of touch with reality.
How many posters here were born after 1980? Did you get a trophy every time you took a excrement? If you ever received some sort of trinket of consolation after not winning something, did you care about it at all?
I think its far more the people born after 1990, maybe 95 that it applies to
I was born in the 80s and it was more of a go freak yourself attitude than everybody is a winner
Although they obviously had that while I was in like early elementary school
And then in a few more years we'll say "oh, it really only applies to kids born after 2000".Well I think the obesity epidemic and the crazy kids who got bullied then shoot up their schools are two of the prime motivators for the movement
Well I think the obesity epidemic and the crazy kids who got bullied then shoot up their schools are two of the prime motivators for the movement
Which generally is more recent
Hahahahah bullied kids wigging out hahahahahahaha That's been going on since the first man beat the second man with a stick.Wiggins out yeah, but coming into school with a guns, not so much (in this country)
Well I think the obesity epidemic and the crazy kids who got bullied then shoot up their schools are two of the prime motivators for the movement
Which generally is more recent
That is a terrible leap in logic.
Newsflash...there have always been guns in the schools.
Heroin too. I love how it's an "epidemic" now. It's been a freaking epidemic since the late 60's.
it's true.
*kisses biceps*
Heroin too. I love how it's an "epidemic" now. It's been a freaking epidemic since the late 60's.
Heroin too. I love how it's an "epidemic" now. It's been a freaking epidemic since the late 60's.
I wish the "hot female teachers freaking their students" epidemic started in the early 90s.Hahaha, excellent point.
Hahaha, excellent point.
The female teachers in my high school were all old bags a few years away from retirement. I wouldn't have fucked one of my teachers if you paid me.
Where were our participation trophies for drug use?They're all in my head now.
When I was a kid *insert Guinness is old joke here* second place trophies sucked and there were 2 fat kids in each grade, a boy and a girl. These freaking kids are so fat now I honestly shake my head when I see them. What kind of parents do these fat kids have?
The kind who give them trophies all the time. Delicious deep fried oreo trophies.The kids I see walking around the city are fat. I don't have any kids in school yet.
I'm still trying to figure out where all these fat kids are. My daughter's school has maybe one or two fat kids out of 750 kids.
The kind who give them trophies all the time. Delicious deep fried oreo trophies.
I'm still trying to figure out where all these fat kids are. My daughter's school has maybe one or two fat kids out of 750 kids.
How many posters here were born after 1980? Did you get a trophy every time you took a excrement? If you ever received some sort of trinket of consolation after not winning something, did you care about it at all?
You're a sick freaking bastard checking out all those young girls like that. Does your wife know about this?
The kind who give them trophies all the time. Delicious deep fried oreo trophies.Depends how old you're talking about
I'm still trying to figure out where all these fat kids are. My daughter's school has maybe one or two fat kids out of 750 kids.
Depends how old you're talking about
It's pretty difficult to eat yourself into full blown obesity as a little kid
Look towards high-school and see how it changes
IJR lives in a community with much lower than average obesity rates for the US.I think people have also been desensitized to fatties
I think people have also been desensitized to fatties
Like someone who is medically obese (whatever the bmi criteria for the age/gender is) at the bottom end of. The spectrum isn't even considered obese by most people anymore
They're just "normal' or the higher end of the spectrum of normal
I was born in 1975. I got trophies in Little League for "participation" and it sucked. I despised those things. It was nothing more than a reminder that we didn't win. "Here's a shitty tiny trophy kid. Maybe next year you'll be on a team that doesn't suck and you can get yourself one of those nice tall ones."
The trophy thing is definitely blown out of proportion.
I live in a very active city where people can and do walk and bike anywhere and everywhere local in year round good weather. It's also a city where people take a lot of pride and emphasis on the food they eat. We have very low rates of overweight people however you define it. I'll keep track of how many even overweight people I see in the next week. It may be skewed by high tourist season, but that's ok. Science demands it.I'm sure that obesity rates are lower where you are
I'm sure that obesity rates are lower where you are
I just don't belive that it's near impossible to find someone who is obese
Dude, they don't even keep score around here until you're like 10.
I was born in 1975. I got trophies in Little League for "participation" and it sucked. I despised those things. It was nothing more than a reminder that we didn't win. "Here's a shitty tiny trophy kid. Maybe next year you'll be on a team that doesn't suck and you can get yourself one of those nice tall ones."
The trophy thing is definitely blown out of proportion.
Honestly, why would anyone even want to?
Same. Kids are smart enough to know that participation trophies mean nothing.
How many trophies does GM's kid get each season?
At least three:
Highest ERA
Lowest batting average
Whiniest dad
My wife works with poor kids in high school and just said her school is probably 10% overweight with a couple technically obese kids. So there you go.
Not all kids. They give out medals and ribbons and certificates for everything and I see plenty of kids who feel a profound sense of accomplishment for doing nothing. It diminishes real awards.
Like the obesity thing, this is also specific to your environment. I doubt the kids playing pop warner in Lubbock, TX are getting the same treatment.
I swear that my wife must load the dishwasher by standing on the other side of the kitchen and throwing things at it. How difficult is it to load the freaking thing in some semblance of order?
I think part of my wife's attitude now is that she really doesn't give a excrement where she puts anything because she knows I'm only going to re-order it later on, although it isn't a complicated thing to figure out what belongs where and actually do it right in the first place.
Curiously, my leaving sweaty running and cycling gear lying around on the same principle doesn't seem to be met with the same level of acceptance.
I think part of my wife's attitude now is that she really doesn't give a excrement where she puts anything because she knows I'm only going to re-order it later on, although it isn't a complicated thing to figure out what belongs where and actually do it right in the first place.
Curiously, my leaving sweaty running and cycling gear lying around on the same principle doesn't seem to be met with the same level of acceptance.
My wife is a pretty good cook, but I swear she could could find a way to use 400 different pots, pans, and utensils to make spaghetti noodles. Jesus woman, reuse something!
I do this too, which is why I don't do the cooking.
I freaking hate that passive aggressive BS. My wife doesn't wash my underwear (she puts it in a separate pile and claims she "will get to it") because there are times when they get a bit skiddy. She then gets all bent out of shape if I don't wash her nasty monthly bill messes.
Currently have around 12 large boxes of excrement that doesn't belong to me occupying the center of my living room because my girlfriend's mother is moving. She's too cheap to get extra storage and professional movers even though she just made a ton of cash selling her house and instead we've been roped into providing storage and moving services.
hopefully she gave you your brown wings in return.
Girlfriend's mom? That would be.... odd.
hopefully she gave you your brown wings in return.
hopefully she gave you your gray wings in return.
can I go 1 day of my life without having to hear about the freaking kardashians
Now we can't. Thanks a lot assbag!if I have to suffer, everyone does
can I go 1 day of my life without having to hear about the freaking kardashians
I'd hit them.
As long as there was no dialogue involved.
can I go 1 day of my life without having to hear about the freaking kardashians
all you breh
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Try this. Tell any girl that you think she's "the ugly one" and watch them defend her to death. Happens every time.
I wonder what would happen if you told them one of the other ones was the ugly one.
They'd bitchily agree.
Back when I worked on the Upper East Side I was in an elevator with two snobby rich girls who were talking about how Kate Upton "isn't even that hot."
Kate Upton is incredibly overrated
If that's the prerequisite for being a celebrity, Heismanberg would be king of the world.
Oj Simpsons kid?
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I haven't experienced this one in a long time, not since I lived in pooper Binghamton, but...
People who name their wifi network something snotty like "GET UR OWN WIFI"
Poor people get really upset about wifi.
I haven't experienced this one in a long time, not since I lived in pooper Binghamton, but...
People who name their wifi network something snotty like "GET UR OWN WIFI"
Poor people get really upset about wifi.
I named mine "FBI Surveillance van". Do you consider that snotty?
No, that's mildly amusing.
I used to call my wifi all kinds of crazy excrement. Now I just stopped broadcasting the SSID alltogether
For some reason I can never remember the PIN for my Amex. I can remember the PIN for my other cards. I can remember my wife's licence plate. I can remember our home telephone number from 25 years ago (0943 609874). Why can't I remember this really freaking useful 4 digit number?
For some reason I can never remember the PIN for my Amex. I can remember the PIN for my other cards. I can remember my wife's licence plate. I can remember our home telephone number from 25 years ago (0943 609874). Why can't I remember this really freaking useful 4 digit number?
Maybe you made your anniversary your pin.
For some reason I can never remember the PIN for my Amex. I can remember the PIN for my other cards. I can remember my wife's licence plate. I can remember our home telephone number from 25 years ago (0943 609874). Why can't I remember this really freaking useful 4 digit number?
What do you need the pin for? Cash back?
When they sent my new card it was a chip and PIN, so every time I purchase something in person in Canada I need to know the PIN.
annoyances : not Tinder
this is the greatest thing in the world
loooool
Our TE coach is this ghetto black dude that played at App State. He swipes right to every girl. He'll just sit in meetings and swipe right for an hour.
"iont give a excrement if they fat, if they black, white, if they ugly. hoo-ha's hoo-ha"
Parents that bring a 4 y/o to a 9:20 showing and the kid is going out of his mind saying, "Can I go home" about 100 times and not shutting the freak up. I wanted to freak that Dad up big time, but generally I refrain from being a huge poopchute around parents that have kids. I am pissed still, freaking piece of excrement Dad.
^Exactly why I avoid opening weekend.
Parents that bring a 4 y/o to a 9:20 showing and the kid is going out of his mind saying, "Can I go home" about 100 times and not shutting the freak up. I wanted to freak that Dad up big time, but generally I refrain from being a huge poopchute around parents that have kids. I am pissed still, freaking piece of excrement Dad.
Parents that bring a 4 y/o to a 9:20 showing and the kid is going out of his mind saying, "Can I go home" about 100 times and not shutting the freak up. I wanted to freak that Dad up big time, but generally I refrain from being a huge poopchute around parents that have kids. I am pissed still, freaking piece of excrement Dad.
Parents that bring a 4 y/o to a 9:20 showing and the kid is going out of his mind saying, "Can I go home" about 100 times and not shutting the freak up. I wanted to freak that Dad up big time, but generally I refrain from being a huge poopchute around parents that have kids. I am pissed still, freaking piece of excrement Dad.
When I was too young to see an R movie I would just buy a ticket to something else then walk into the theater of the movie I wanted to see.
I went and saw The Purge sequel during my day off just because I didn't have excrement to do and I had a free movie pass.
I guess they let in whoever and don't care about ages, because there was a pack of eight to ten pre-teen girls in there and they were shrieking during the trailers and I thought the entire movie would be annoying.
They actually shut the freak up during the movie, but I've heard from some friends here that R rated movies are littered with kids (not teens, but middle schoolers) on Friday and Saturday nights. That's annoying as freak. I get that it's a relatively small city and the theater wants to make money, but those kids will get dropped off and pick another movie if the theater refuses to sell them R rated tickets.
The day my four year old opens his mouth at a movie is the last day he sees a movie for a while. I hate that excrement. The best was when I took my 4 and 7 year old to see Spider-man 2 at the Arclight (crazy nice theaters out here, never get disruptions) and the woman behind me spent the whole time leading up to the movie bitching to her friend that my kids were going to talk the whole time and ruin the movie for her. Middle of the movie, her phone buzzes, she says "Oh excrement", and my son spins around and says "Shhhhhhhh". First time I've ever heard a phone go off at an Arclight and my kid was right on top of it.
Bravo to your kid. I knew the kid would be a problem in the beginning. He asked what are we seeing real loud and the "dad" answered "GotG" of course. The idiot was there purely for his enjoyment and not for the kid. The kid literally wouldn't shut up. I was there with my wife and her grandson 6'4" 280 and bouncer in KC. So it wasn't I was scared or was worried about back up, I just loathe causing a ruckus around a kid. I have told 16-17 y/o on up to college kids and/or adults to shut the freak up in a theater and mortify my wife. I can't stand rude idiots. I suppose I should have said something and am worried about my violent tendencies in those instances.
Headline that never happened: "Young white man and two black teens lynch fat, smoking freak at IHOP"
This wasn't at the movies, but I was preparing to at least defend myself on Saturday morning at breakfast. People are just so inconsiderate and it's so irritating.
I pick up two boys every morning before practice and I told them if they made it every day in the summer, that I'd take them to breakfast before the first pads practice. We go to IHOP at like 6:15 in the morning. This fat derriere black guy is reading the paper and chain smoking in the booth right next to us (in a non-smoking section).
So one of my boys (we call him D-Day - crazy derriere safety that will knock your block off) tells him to move and the guy just laughs at him. We keep eating and he lights up another one. D-Day gets out of the booth and walks to the restroom. When he comes back out, he walks up to this fat freak, grabs his hand and makes him drop the cigarette. He stomps the thing out and then takes the dude's ashtray and plate of food over to the smoking section and says: "you can sit your smokin, fat derriere over here nigga"
The guy just sits there and stares at me like I'm supposed to do something about it. He got up and walked over to our table and sort of fumbled for a second and then walked over to the other table and sat down. I was ready to stab his derriere with a butter knife.
Headline that never happened: "Young white man and two black teens lynch fat, smoking freak at IHOP"
You mean "Racist football coach commits hate crime in front of children - Rex Ryan to blame? Jets R uh Sirkus"
Fixed
I have mentioned this before but the worst I saw was some "mom" bringing a gaggle of kids to see 8mm. They were all under 10 there were at least 3. I did say something to her because my wife grabbed me to get away from the idiot, not because of anything I did.
Hahahaha if you can get that kid to get out of the ghetto, he has the brass balls to go far. That's a cool story, some people are such freaking mongoloids.
Of all the movies to not take children to, that would be pretty high on the list. That was a nasty freaking film.
It's sad to say, but I wouldn't be sent on early morning patrols to get kids that aren't quality players. We have a lot at-risk kids that play huge roles for us, but there's way more that are excrement out of luck and it's sad. Last year, we had a short bus that would go get kids. Not sure what happened with that, but it's out of my hands.
He's got some screws loose - 6'1 190 at 16 years old and runs a 4.47 40 (most likely 4.6s if laser timed). If he keeps growing, he'll be a DI LB or S somewhere. At worst, he'll end up somewhere like Coastal Carolina or Charleston Southern. He does need to get away from his shithead absent father. He keeps a tally of how many shoes he knocks off during practice. It's hilarious. Pretty sure I've posted some of the smack talk from him in another thread.
maybe pick a movie other than "Planes: Fire & Rescue" next timeWe saw that 2 Sundays ago. True story.
People who try and debate the price of a $2 grocery item at a busy checkout. Seriously, freak off.
I wish I could hire Otto out to be the poopchute I wish I could be to douchebags.Bo, I'd happily be your huckleberry.
I don't go to the movies very often any more but we went to see Knocked Up many moons ago and we sat next to these teenagers/maybe early 20s people and the intro with the shimmy shimmy ya comes on and we're like "this movie is gonna be sick" and then these kids aren't even talking to each other, they're all talking on their phones.
I ask nicely if they could zip it. They look at me and 30 seconds later are back to their phones...this time I get up out of my seat in the dark and yell at them (in a crowded theatre) "shut the freak up you wretched cunts you're ruining the movie for everyone here (oh, the missus was absolutely white-faced)." *don't remember my exact word but I remember purposely going over the top with my insult
I was expecting some sass back and the entire section around us started applauding. Needless to say, not a peep the rest of the movie, probably out of sheer embarrassment, although I was slightly annoyed that a missed a few minutes of the beginning.
Heismanberg...nice story, I like that kid.
It's sad to say, but I wouldn't be sent on early morning patrols to get kids that aren't quality players. We have a lot at-risk kids that play huge roles for us, but there's way more that are excrement out of luck and it's sad. Last year, we had a short bus that would go get kids. Not sure what happened with that, but it's out of my hands.
He's got some screws loose - 6'1 190 at 16 years old and runs a 4.47 40 (most likely 4.6s if laser timed). If he keeps growing, he'll be a DI LB or S somewhere. At worst, he'll end up somewhere like Coastal Carolina or Charleston Southern. He does need to get away from his shithead absent father. He keeps a tally of how many shoes he knocks off during practice. It's hilarious. Pretty sure I've posted some of the smack talk from him in another thread.
ALS ice bucket challenge
ALS ice bucket challengeMy wife did it yesterday. I said nothing.
My wife did it yesterday. I said nothing.
Haha your balls didn't need any more shrinking.They'd have to be present in order to shrink.
ALS ice bucket challenge
Being awoken by a thunderstorm an hour before my alarm is set to go off. freak.
Oddly enough thunder is one of the only things I don't mind being woken up early by.
Thunder and balls on your chin.
Energy drinks: coffee for people who like to waste money.
Mix Redbull or Low-carb Monster with some alcohol next time you drink, and you'll see what's upMy blood pressure probably.
They are terrible for you, but I only use them as mixers. And when I'm binge drinking, I'm obviously not too concerned with my health.
My blood pressure probably.
sprinkle a little NOXplode in the drink and rage outI'd be a wildin' out excrement fountain with mild hypertension.
Mix Redbull or Low-carb Monster with some alcohol next time you drink, and you'll see what's up
They are terrible for you, but I only use them as mixers. And when I'm binge drinking, I'm obviously not too concerned with my health.
People who clip their nails in public.
You guys remember the carpet guy from my job? I will post if you don't. Anyhow he has to be the worlds biggest freaking slob. In addition to clipping his nails at his desk with no pail, in the open, he shaves at his desk with both electric razor and Mach five.
However, yesterday he did something so horribly disgusting and vile I wanted to kill him. He jabbed a mustache clipper in each nostril and clipped his nose hair at his desk. When he was done he jams his finger in each nostril and swirls it around like he was digging for gold. I was so skeeved out, I wanted to hurl.
He must be your firm's best trader. How the hell can someone get away with being that disgusting.
No he is getting canned, the manager gave him till the end of next week. The guy is freaking weird. One day I will tell some stories, he is so freaking gross.
I'd probably wear a reinforced vest to work for the next few weeks.
civilians that drive those old derriere Crown Vics that look like cop cars
People that drive 1 MPH slower than me on the interstate and speed up 1 MPH when you try to pass them. Then they slow back down when you drift back behind them. Try to pass them again, they speed up again. You look over and notice they are on their cell phone. Middle finger emerges.
I don't drive much, but when I do I hate when people try and pass me on the road. I'll purposely speed up to keep them from doing it. I do the same thing while walking. If I feel someone is trying to walk past me, I'll block his way and speed up myself rather than let them pass. No idea why. Just a thing I do.
People that drive 1 MPH slower than me on the interstate and speed up 1 MPH when you try to pass them. Then they slow back down when you drift back behind them. Try to pass them again, they speed up again. You look over and notice they are on their cell phone. Middle finger emerges.
I don't drive much, but when I do I hate when people try and pass me on the road. I'll purposely speed up to keep them from doing it. I do the same thing while walking. If I feel someone is trying to walk past me, I'll block his way and speed up myself rather than let them pass. No idea why. Just a thing I do.
This thing you do... it makes you an poopchute.
Seconded.
That said, I will do 120 to get around an poopchute like that.
I don't drive much, but when I do I hate when people try and pass me on the road. I'll purposely speed up to keep them from doing it. I do the same thing while walking. If I feel someone is trying to walk past me, I'll block his way and speed up myself rather than let them pass. No idea why. Just a thing I do.
So, you choose to 1) be an poopchute, 2) make the road unsafe for people to be on because of your own ego, and 3) don't even bother considering whether it's a bad thing.
I don't drive much, but when I do I hate when people try and pass me on the road. I'll purposely speed up to keep them from doing it. I do the same thing while walking. If I feel someone is trying to walk past me, I'll block his way and speed up myself rather than let them pass. No idea why. Just a thing I do.
I don't drive much, but when I do I hate when people try and pass me on the road. I'll purposely speed up to keep them from doing it. I do the same thing while walking. If I feel someone is trying to walk past me, I'll block his way and speed up myself rather than let them pass. No idea why. Just a thing I do.
I'll take inferiority complex for 300, Alex.
So, you choose to 1) be an poopchute, 2) make the road unsafe for people to be on because of your own ego, and 3) don't even bother considering whether it's a bad thing.Classic Tommy
Just realised that I forgot to put my recycling out this morning.
Just realised that I forgot to put my recycling out this morning.
I'm not doing it do be an poopchute. I just don't like inconveniencing myself for strangers.
I'm not doing it do be an poopchute. I just don't like inconveniencing myself for strangers.
You're on a shared road that relies upon people NOT being selfish assholes when they drive. In a broader sense, since when is courtesy and decency a thing people actively avoid?You know this is Tommy, right? Next to Puckbot, he's the biggest poopchute on here.
You know this is Tommy, right? Next to Puckbot, he's the biggest poopchute on here.
You are inconveniencing yourself if you're actively blocking them. That's more calories burned than driving normally.
Hahaha you guys can have your fun, but I'm actually very courteous to strangers. I hold doors open, let people in elevators before me, etc.
School bugs. Kids have been back in school one freaking week and already I'm sick from some excrement my kids brought home.
My sister-in-law had a never-ending cold for about a year when she was teaching preschool.
This one woman I work with manages to work the word "fustrated" into every conversation I have with her. She over-annunciates it, too: "I was just so... FUSS-trated!"
I should change the title of the thread to Fustrations.
One thing I learned about living in a city upstate is that everyone will pronounce everything wrong all of the time.
This one woman I work with manages to work the word "fustrated" into every conversation I have with her. She over-annunciates it, too: "I was just so... FUSS-trated!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkz8GGZlzKs
A guy on my floor chooses not to use the urinal and pisses in the toilet. The fucker doesn't put the seat up and has shitty aim. I just sat in his pee. Is it just a lack of courtesy or is he a sadistic freak?
A guy on my floor chooses not to use the urinal and pisses in the toilet. The fucker doesn't put the seat up and has shitty aim. I just sat in his pee. Is it just a lack of courtesy or is he a sadistic freak?
A guy on my floor chooses not to use the urinal and pisses in the toilet. The fucker doesn't put the seat up and has shitty aim. I just sat in his pee. Is it just a lack of courtesy or is he a sadistic freak?
Typewriter font tattoos.
Since moving to HK my opinion of the French has drastically improved, while that of the English have downgraded substantially. Most of them walk around like they still own the place. So annoying.
Newsflash, the British Empire is no longer a thing. Get over yourselves.
Please show an example.
Find the buttertfly......
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I don't get why that's an annoyance, are morbidly obese women with tramp stamps in bikinis that prevalent in Virginia?I did it to annoy Puck.
I did it to annoy Puck.
People who use skeevatz in everyday conversation.
Is that a Staten Island thing?
When people give a player a nickname by combining their initials and jersey number.
The only good application ever has been Andrei Kirilenko since he wears 47
Apparently so: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/12/staten-island-ny-speak-vocabulary_n_2456452.html
When someone specifically asks you for an opinion on the thing they're about to do, you tell them it's not a good idea and tell them the better way to do it, then they get mad at you.
Well then don't ask me!
...wife?
Given the time of day you posted it I'm guessing coworker now. But my wife does this all the time.
The best part is once they've taken the incorrect course and realize it, it's your fault.
back to school traffic
This is why I'll never understand people who take joy in the fact that the kids have to go back to school. It fucks everything up.Not from my standpoint.
Not from my standpoint.
It doesn't affect the rails nearly as much as the roads.Mo riders, mo money. Less tourists, less kids, less headaches for me. I love this time of year.
Mo riders, mo money. Less tourists, less kids, less headaches for me. I love this time of year.
back to school traffic
People that wear glasses with plain, non-prescription lenses for fashion.
How can you tell?Hhahaha
People that tailgate you when you are doing 5 mph over the speed limit in the right lane of a 6 lane road.
People that tailgate you when you are doing 5 mph over the speed limit in the right lane of a 6 lane road.
http://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/2g0u5j/i_am_going_10_over_still_tailgating_me_here_let/
There was a woman on the train this morning using an emery board on her knuckles. It grossed me out more than I would have expected. Do that excrement at home, bitch.I've seen people clip their toenails on the train.
I've seen people clip their toenails on the train.
freak, I saw 2 women change their kid right at the bottom of a busy stairwell yesterday. Right on the concrete floor at rush hour. You can't make that excrement up.
gtfoNope. No lie. People clip their nails quite often. Those people usually get a talking to. I love the old ladies who take their shoes off and put their bare feet on the seat across. Oh, I love yelling at them.
Nope. No lie. People clip their nails quite often. Those people usually get a talking to. I love the old ladies who take their shoes off and put their bare feet on the seat across. Oh, I love yelling at them.
Do you speak with them or do you get the conductor? Lets be fair, they should be punched in the face.Depends. I've done it myself. Once a lady had her feet up on the seat and her bags on the seats next to her taking up an entire 4-seater. The look she gave me when I told her to put her shoes on and put her bags up was priceless. She started grumbling under her breath, you know, because she was mad at me and I said loudly, "are you talking to me? I can't hear you." Grumbled, asked her again, she shut her mouth the entire ride home after that. That was years ago.
Depends. I've done it myself. Once a lady had her feet up on the seat and her bags on the seats next to her taking up an entire 4-seater. The look she gave me when I told her to put her shoes on and put her bags up was priceless. She started grumbling under her breath, you know, because she was mad at me and I said loudly, "are you talking to me? I can't hear you." Grumbled, asked her again, she shut her mouth the entire ride home after that. That was years ago.
The conductors are pretty proactive about that.
gtfo
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the Bills being on top of the division
Funny, for me that's the least annoying scenario other than us being there.
people in the office talking about football on the Monday after a Jets loss
DIAF YOU freaking bundle of sticks I WILL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND IF I HAVE TO HEAR ONE MORE freaking WORD ABOUT KIRK COUSINS BEATING THE freaking JAGUARS OR ABOUT HOW MANY POINTS AJ GREEN AND COLSTON GOT YOU COMBINED IN YOUR NON MONEY PUBLIC YAHOO LEAGUE
FTR, I dont want to hear any football talk, fantasy or otherwise, while I am sitting at my desk silently letting my rage consume me.
I overheard a group of mostly giants and patriots fans talking about the Wilkerson ejection and laughing. I had to remind myself that I need this job several times.
FTR, I dont want to hear any football talk, fantasy or otherwise, while I am sitting at my desk silently letting my rage consume me.
I overheard a group of mostly giants and patriots fans talking about the Wilkerson ejection and laughing. I had to remind myself that I need this job several times.
Honestly, what were Giants fans laughing at exactly? Their joke of a team I hope.Giants fans (that I know) have been taking shots at the Jets since yesterday. Those bundle of sticks are 0-2 and lost to a shitty backup QB at home. Look in the freaking mirror
Giants fans (that I know) have been taking shots at the Jets since yesterday. Those bundle of sticks are 0-2 and lost to a shitty backup QB at home. Look in the freaking mirror
the Giants lost Walter Thurmond for the year, apparently.
trolololol
It's not like we could throw it in their face since they probably don't know who he is.
Video games I can sort of understand since they provide instant entertainment, but fuckn shoes?
It's not like we could throw it in their face since they probably don't know who he is.Hahaha. Probably true.
I literally just read a particular one that may have inspired this.
got to school too early :(
I hated having an awkward amount of time in between classes. Not enough time to go home, but too much time to simply walk to the next class.
Hit on the coed's in the library.
I hated having an awkward amount of time in between classes. Not enough time to go home, but too much time to simply walk to the next class.
I'm not able to travel back to a time when anyone referred to them as coeds.Excuse me, broads.
I'm not able to travel back to a time when anyone referred to them as coeds.
I usually have a 3 hour block of empty time between Wednesday classes. I decided to sleep in and play minecraft instead of going to the morning class.
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You seem like a normal adult. What the hell is the deal with Minecraft? Why are grown men playing a game that's basically online legos?
You seem like a normal adult. What the hell is the deal with Minecraft? Why are grown men playing a game that's basically online legos?
You seem like a normal adult. What the hell is the deal with Minecraft? Why are grown men playing a game that's basically online legos?
I like building things, you like buying cheap Chinese hookers. To each their own, I suppose.
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Twitter is handled by and monitored by HQ in Montreal, so they actually can offer better service in these cases than over seas call centers. And they are now all over seas because they just in august closed the last 2 Canadian centers.
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Apparently speaking perfect English isn't a prerequisite for over-the-phone customer service anymore.
-Attention-seeking behavior. Everyone does it to a certain extent, but some people constantly do things like making statements that lead people to ask about them. I love to leave these people hanging. They expect me to ask about some medical condition they just faintly described. I just say "Oh, hmmm" and walk away.
-Contrarians that feel like they must argue the opposite stance from everyone no matter what. Probably a little bit of attention-seeking behavior too.
Bo I take you for a lot of things, self loathing wasn't one of them.
people that use roller bags/backpacks/suitcases
people that use roller bags/backpacks/suitcases
Over the last few years of subway commuting I've mastered the passive-aggressive shoulder and foot strikes. Last year my boss kicked a woman's roller backpack out of his way because she was obstructing a crosswalk.
Hotels without wifi. What the freak.
So frustrating that lower quality hotels have free wifi and higher end ones make you pay for it or only have it free in the lobby.
people that use roller bags/backpacks/suitcasesI started a thread/rant about these people on the other site many moons ago. I can't stand that excrement. Especially a grown man with a 5 pound bag on wheels. God, pick the bag up you hoo-ha.
How about the fags that have hockey bags that roll. If I had a son that wanted one of those bags I might make him quit hockey.
I know who you're talking about (grown men even), and those people are playing the wrong freaking sport
What's so bad about backpacks? A convenient, non faggy bag.
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I don't see an issue with roller suitcases, but roller laptop bags can DIAF.
Really? I didn't notice, my commute was awesome today.
There were no buses for 20 minutes (supposed to be every 4-6). Then the train was packed to the gills. I saw a couple of other people complain about their commute on Twitter today too, so I figured it wasn't just me noticing.
DJ QuallsHe's still around?
He's still around?
Over the last few years of subway commuting I've mastered the passive-aggressive shoulder and foot strikes. Last year my boss kicked a woman's roller backpack out of his way because she was obstructing a crosswalk.
women that constantly complain about migraines and headaches
did you scream at them close-range?
People that walk directly at me on a sidewalk, ect. I could just stay my course, and destroy them in most cases, but I always feel obligated to move out of the way because it doesn't feel right to bodycheck a civilian. One of these days I'm going to lose my composure and start lighting people up with bonecrushing open ice hits
Tailgate weekend lets have a bounty on a sidewalk poopchute.
Salmon 4 life
Hahaha too bad we don't have boils like Guinness's boy. I will always remember when he made the Red Sea part for you and I.
wut
people that think Buzzfeed lists are funny and original and feel the need to share them
my sister in law.
shes moving out tomorrow, finally, after a year of living in my basement paying no rent on what was supposed to be a 3 month stay paying rent. but the state of the basement indicates otherwise. shes packed literally nothing, not a single god damned thing. i brought her a mountain of boxes from work to pack everything and they sit exactly where i put them over a month ago. she hasnt been here for 2 weeks, actually. she elected to stay at her friends house because her friends husband is away on business, and she gets lonely. her retard boyfriend decided he had better things to do so he cancelled and isnt coming to help her move, and im out of town for a wedding all weekend. so it all falls on her father and her uncle to pack her excrement and move it all.
and they better be out, because monday im getting cable installed in the basement again(i cut the cord when she refused to pay for the movies she ordered) and will be getting my basement set up to my god damned liking.
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apperently shes not coming back tonight to pack anything. lololololol
shes ambivalent. shes refusing to take sides because its her stupid sister, even though she acknowledges all my complaints as valid, she refuses to confront her sister about anything.
the cable cutting was a huge fight, it was stupid. her and her boyfriend ordered $50 bucks in PPV and didn't mention it. I get the bill and ask them about it, and they deny it. I call and find out what box ordered the movies, and lo-and-behold, its hers and on days we were out. so it clearly was her. she denied it. i asked her boyfriend how the movies were and he tells me, and even mentions they were ordered by them. i ask for the money and she says no, it wasnt me. so i told her to either pay or theres no cable anymore because im not subsidizing a squatter. i cut the cable and change the wifi passes and she flips out like, "i live here too blah blah blah".
she whines and cries and complains to her dad, who calls me to see why im harrasing her. i tell him whats going on, and he sighs and says that most likely true. he offered to pay, but im not taking his money because his entitled bitch daughter can continue to leech off of even more people.
my wife, she cries because shes in the middle.
im just glad shes leaving. im considering changing the locks, while im at it.
shes ambivalent. shes refusing to take sides because its her stupid sister, even though she acknowledges all my complaints as valid, she refuses to confront her sister about anything.
the cable cutting was a huge fight, it was stupid. her and her boyfriend ordered $50 bucks in PPV and didn't mention it. I get the bill and ask them about it, and they deny it. I call and find out what box ordered the movies, and lo-and-behold, its hers and on days we were out. so it clearly was her. she denied it. i asked her boyfriend how the movies were and he tells me, and even mentions they were ordered by them. i ask for the money and she says no, it wasnt me. so i told her to either pay or theres no cable anymore because im not subsidizing a squatter. i cut the cable and change the wifi passes and she flips out like, "i live here too blah blah blah".
she whines and cries and complains to her dad, who calls me to see why im harrasing her. i tell him whats going on, and he sighs and says that most likely true. he offered to pay, but im not taking his money because his entitled bitch daughter can continue to leech off of even more people.
my wife, she cries because shes in the middle.
im just glad shes leaving. im considering changing the locks, while im at it.
As much as that sucks for you, imagine how hard it is on your wife. I'm not saying you shouldn't do what you've done, but it puts your wife in a really bad position. Hell, it looks like your father-in-law is in a bad position too.
IATA shouldn't have to say a word. His wife should be stepping up and dealing with her sister.
IATA shouldn't have to say a word. His wife should be stepping up and dealing with her sister.
IATA shouldn't have to say a word. His wife should be stepping up and dealing with her sister.
Eh, it's easy to say that, it's harder for it to actually be done. How do you tell family they're nothing more than a moocher and they can go live in a box for all you care?
The cable thing I can say should have been handled by her.
Still, what I'm saying is, as hard as this is on IATA, it's certainly a lot harder on his wife.
If my family get out of line when I'm doing them a favour, I'm dealing with them. I'm not leaving it to my wife to deal with.
I have a feeling a lot of you have really shitty relationships with your families.
I have a feeling a lot of you have really shitty relationships with your families.
I think we can all agree that IATA shouldn't be the one to take care of the problem but it really is easier said than done to get his wife to do it. If he didn't act, nothing would get done. It is what it is.
As soon as SFD asked the question I knew what the answer was because I've heard this story a hundred times.
I can't imagine having to read the riot act to my in-laws. Thankfully they all seem self-sufficient enough and we don't have enough for a moocher to attach themselves to us anyway.
Well I am sure you don't have inlaws that between 4 adults have no real job and are not collectively on food stamps.
And I thank Wilk every day that I don't.
people that wear sunglasses on their head backwards
people that wear sunglasses on their head backwards
my wife cant deal with her sister because it always ends in a fight and tears and nothing changes. when i deal with it, it may not be dealt with tact, but it gets done. i can only have the same argument so many times before i stop freaking caring. the tv was many arguments and days/weeks of bullshit before i snapped and cut the cord. it got to the point a long time ago where it wasnt worth the conversation to try and get her to pay a red cent towards bills because shed make promises and break them.
if i had the choice, shed have been gone 9 months ago, but i cant throw my wifes sister out. i simply made it not worthwhile to live here. the only reason she still had power was because the box was in the basement utility room.
I have a feeling a lot of you have really shitty relationships with your families.What a shitty, generalizing blanket comment to make.
People who express excitement about the McDonald's Monopoly game.
Eh, it's easy to say that, it's harder for it to actually be done. How do you tell family they're nothing more than a moocher and they can go live in a box for all you care?
The cable thing I can say should have been handled by her.
Still, what I'm saying is, as hard as this is on IATA, it's certainly a lot harder on his wife.
I have a feeling a lot of you have really shitty relationships with your families.
Never has this gif been more appropriate:
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With that said, how can he have that much energy and be that disgustingly obese?
not really an annoyance, more an LOL:
people that tuck their ears into their hat.
This is a thing?
not really an annoyance, more an LOL:
people that tuck their ears into their hat.
Halloween, in particular grown adults who bang on for the entire freaking month of October about what they're going to dress up as.
Guilty. Sometimes.Dammit Tommy. Don't be that guy.
People who give their children's names absurd spellings.
I just heard about "Dawnevin"
People who give their children's names absurd spellings.
I just heard about "Dawnevin"
And usually wearing a new era fitted in an urban area.With their ears tucked in...
People on Reddit.
People on Reddit.
You're on reddit.
that ripping sound is the spacetime continuum.
You're on reddit.
I also drive a car, and regularly get annoyed with people who drive cars. Your argument is nonsensical.
I thought you drove a Schwinn
I also drive a car, and regularly get annoyed with people who drive cars. Your argument is nonsensical.
So basically, your annoyance is "people".
Specifically, at the point I wrote that post, it was "people on Reddit". So I closed the tab and won't re-open it until tomorrow. Problem solved.
What makes people on reddit different?
The fact that they're on Reddit means that they have nothing better to be doing with their time, which means they just want to be awkward argumentative cunts. They have annoying opinions which make no sense, and they have all night to argue them.
It's particular subreddits.
So like any forum then.Basically, the Internet in general. Derp
People who make dickish comments for no good reason. I did that a couple of pages back re: people's familial relationships. It was a dick move, and I apologize.
When a post at the top of a page doesn't quote the post it's replying to.
both of you faggots are annoying
You could at least go back and fix whatever the hell it was you were trying to do...
I guess everyone got married over the weekend
my nipples are still sore.(http://i.imgur.com/apA6C5P.png)
I'm on vyvanse now, and it's intense. The worst part however, is my nipples are always hard. 4 days straight. It hurts so much
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Don't get married
FYP
Why?
Because he lives in a place where all the women are Succubi.
What dose? I love vyvanse compared to any other of the adhd stims.
Cleanest and makes me feel the least cracked out
I'm prescribed 70mg (highest dose) but I usually empty out half the capsule onto a piece of bread or something, eat it and then take the remaining capsule 5 hours later or so.
It's expensive as excrement even with insurance so I can't go the 30 or 40mg 2x a route
I like it as well. I'm on 60 atm, I just started a week or so ago. I take 40 in the morning and a 20 later on. If I take 60 at once I get wicked manic and sweat up a storm, it's no fun
My drug plan is pretty solid, 30 day supply of 20 and 40 cost me 20 bucks total.
I was on stratera, but all it did was give me headaches and didn't help much either way.
One thing I'm struggling with is some intense insomnia. I've slept maybe 4-5 hours a night the last 4 nights. Did you suffer from that? My other buddy said his started to get better after a few weeks/months...but he had the luxury of sleeping until whenever once he got to sleep. I have to be up at 7 every morning.
I had shitty insomnia when I took Adderall for school. But I was never tired the next day because I was on Adderall.
Ya I'm not tired at all right now, took my 40 about 45 minutes ago and it's really starting to kick in. I fell asleep at 330 and was up at 7.
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I'm not in high school anymore.
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You could always go back
Do those ADHD meds work? I always wondered how much more productive I'd be while on those.
Badger he isn't in freaking high school for freak sake, how is that a valid comparison? WTF
It's just a tamer version of coke. You'll have a lot of energy and focus but where you direct it is up to you.
Do those ADHD meds work? I always wondered how much more productive I'd be while on those.
Stick with the blow, it's much cooler.
Stick with the blow, it's much cooler.
Just wondering if it would turn me into some selling machine at work. Like taking HGH.
I like it as well. I'm on 60 atm, I just started a week or so ago. I take 40 in the morning and a 20 later on. If I take 60 at once I get wicked manic and sweat up a storm, it's no fun
My drug plan is pretty solid, 30 day supply of 20 and 40 cost me 20 bucks total. Otherwise it's 180 and 120, it's rough.
I was on stratera, but all it did was give me headaches and didn't help much either way.
One thing I'm struggling with is some intense insomnia. I've slept maybe 4-5 hours a night the last 4 nights. Did you suffer from that? My other buddy said his started to get better after a few weeks/months...but he had the luxury of sleeping until whenever once he got to sleep. I have to be up at 7 every morning.
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Just wondering if it would turn me into some selling machine at work. Like taking HGH.
Accept the promotion on the condition they give you limitless supplies of vyvanse
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Yeah anything over 40-50 mg at once is bad.
I don't have trouble sleeping on it if I take it early enough. If you just started taking it , you might have that issue because even though you don't "feel it" it's still in your system.
Eventually you'll build more of a tolerance and you'll know your body. I take days off here and there to make sure I don't have a crazy tolerance. Seems to work well enough and compared to adderall or any other drug, the crash isn't that bad on off days.
Oh yeah. I met with the other company today. Turns out it's pretty much the exact same job with just the "potential" to win the head role over the other guys. Oh well.
Just wondering if it would turn me into some selling machine at work. Like taking HGH.
When I used to take adderall in the last year or two I was in the mortgage business, it effected my personality and made me more robotic. I was more organized in terms of structuring my day, calling people back and getting the docs I needed to close but it definitely effected my ability to sell.
I know it's an awful comparison, but I do that with my contacts. Take a day off when I'm not going out to let me eyes rest and relax, makes wearing them after feel alot more comfortable.
I'll have to try that after a while, I want to get used to this stuff and hopefully get by this insomnia.
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There are too many things now. Back in the day it was just Ritalin, Adderall and Concerta (the red-headed stepchild of the three).
Concerta is extended release Ritalin. You might be thinking of straterra
The phrase "first world problems."
Do those ADHD meds work? I always wondered how much more productive I'd be while on those.
Also, time dosent exist on vyvanse. I was at work the other day after lunch, and I had to be escorted to the back office because I was an hour and a half after my end time. I just started working and never stopped.
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It's not so bad when used to mock someone being dramatic about their iPad not running optimally over public wi-fi.
Has anyone every heard of rum? When life sucks I drink some. As long as I get some coffee in me my productivity is through the roof the next day.
Your drugs will kill your liver faster than mine.
Rum is not a good solution when you drive 2 hours a day, school for 7, work for 8 and sleep for 6. I do get an hour to relax, though.
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Fair enough. You know I'm just a douche bag failing to be funny.
Let me guess you're talking about that foo-foo Capt. Morgan's spiced rum and not good rum.
I like beerI approve of this message.
I like beer
Guys who complain about the brand of free beer at a party. Just stfu and get drunk.
Going to a party and being offered some bullshit watered down pee beer
People who don't or won't use cruise control on the freeway.
My (soon to be former) realtor.
Why does that bother you
How can you tell if their car is equipped with cruise, therefore how can you be annoyed?
I hate those fuckers who dont take advantage of tilt steering, bastards driving with their hands all high and mighty.
How can you tell if their car is equipped with cruise, therefore how can you be annoyed?
I hate those fuckers who dont take advantage of tilt steering, bastards driving with their hands all high and mighty.
If people don't have cruise, they have a responsibility to maintain speed anyway. Braking has a domino effect, and it even amplifies and creates further slowdowns.
My wife loses her excrement when other drivers brake for no reason.
Rightly so. Generally it's because they're driving too close to the vehicle in front.
My wife loses her excrement when other drivers brake for no reason.
My car has no cruise.
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When I go into a store and its always 50% giants and 50% patriots apparel
I'm capable of maintaining a constant speed without cruise control, but the people who can't should use it more often. Like you said, it results in a lot of unnecessary overtaking loops.
I used to use cruise control as much as possible when I had my own car, but between that and the navigator I felt I was slipping into autopilot, which made me uncomfortable. Now I just use cruise control when I've got wide open highway.
I use my cruise control all the time, no matter what the speed is. I have a couple of long, 25 mph roads on my way to work that are always cop heavy early in the morning, so I just roll down that those sumbitches at a smooth pace.
That's because you're clearly someone who is capable of driving properly and anticipating the road ahead, giving you plenty of time to turn the cruise control off if need be, but in no need of constantly changing your speed up and down and up and down and up and down because you're never quite sure that you're doing it right in the first place.
I'm with you 100%. It's such a simple thing to control that I'm surprised so many seem to be put off by using it on more than just highways.
Where is your foot physically while you're "cruising" down these 25mph, presumably residential, roads?
Where is your foot physically while you're "cruising" down these 25mph, presumably residential, roads?On the accelerator, just like it would be in any other situation except I'm not applying any force.
I don't drive much but when I did, I always hated that fuckn guy who would block me when trying to merge back into a lane. Granted I may be driving on the shoulder to get there, but what exactly is he doing? Why does he care?
Also, one of my lifelong dreams is to make the guy trying to cut in late drive into a guardrail or those barrels.
At a certain point you need to be honest with yourself and admit that you were/are a horrendously bad driver. Like, 20 year old girl texting and drinking coffee while driving bad.
Guys that are way too into gelling/styling their hair. I don't even comb mine.
At a certain point you need to be honest with yourself and admit that you were/are a horrendously bad driver. Like, 20 year old girl texting and drinking coffee while driving bad.
god damn freaking speeding tickets. thats an annoyance.Mint. Do it.
first time pulled over in 10 years because i was passing an old woman. bust me for a 70 in a 60... -_-
least it's just $52.50 and 0 points, i guess
Whining/whiners:
So basically every single poster here, freaking whiners.
Whining/whiners:People who realize the obvious 65 freaking pages into a thread. Well done, Columbo.
So basically every single poster here, freaking whiners.
miamipuck calling other people whiners.
Facebook motivational posters.(http://imageshack.com/a/img673/2484/VlPKTF.jpg)
miamipuck calling other people whiners.
The biggest whine of all.
The weather thread.
Look at you, whining about a thread that hasn't been touched in months.
Look at you whining about my perceived whining when I didn't even whine.
When you whine about someone else's whining, it just doubles the weight of your whine. By the transitive property, you are the biggest whiner of all.
People who leave voicemails that don't say anything besides "Hey, it's ____, call me back when you get a chance".
People who leave really long winded voicemail messages that I have to listen to in their tedious entirety.
You know who's really good at that?
Marjorie?
Girls who post weird photos of themselves on tinder just to show how quirky they are. Just show us your Ts and A and be done with it.
Tinder is too great as a whole to complain about.
It's harder to take out the garbage than land a Tinderella. I've been on a month and a half rampage of hot chicks.
It's an annoyance. Btw tinder here is slim pickins anyway,
(http://i.imgur.com/k54M0to.jpg)I don't know, that watermelon looks kinda small. By the way, is that a gun in her other hand?
what did the rest of the thread look like?
What a piece of excrement. I'd delete whoever that is right away.
Just to be clear, which one? Lol
Always annoyed me when dudes would wear their football jersey tucked into their jeans in lieu of a Halloween costume.
Conversely, girls who wear generic cutoff jerseys with tiny black shorts.
I like that costume.
Conversely, girls who wear generic cutoff jerseys with tiny black shorts.
I like that costume.
Conversely, girls who wear generic cutoff jerseys with tiny black shorts.
I like that costume.
dressing up pets for Halloween.
my pizza got my dog a costume, I will be sure to post later. Boo
Your pizza is worse than Michael Vick.
to be fair she probably has better ball security.
ayoooooooooo
to be fair she probably has better ball security.
ayoooooooooo
People who check into their workplace on Facebook. Oh, you're at the place you work every day? Thanks for letting us know.
Civilian political campaigners standing by highway entrance ramps with their signs
Is he your boss? If he's not then just tell him to mind his own business.
People who don't know their own neighborhoods. Sometimes I'm trying to give someone directions somewhere from their own home and they're completely confused by the second or third step. That's understandable if you're 14 and your parents drive you everywhere but I don't get how adults can live this way.
He was initially. He thinks he is the worlds greatest salesman. I do the same amount of sales volume. To be honest, I am out of here, I am going to move to New York in the next 6-8 months and this guy was a thorn in my side for 6 years. Once I am out of here, I am done with the vast majority of poisonous relationships in my life.
Civilian political campaigners standing by highway entrance ramps with their signs
He was initially. He thinks he is the worlds greatest salesman. I do the same amount of sales volume. To be honest, I am out of here, I am going to move to New York in the next 6-8 months and this guy was a thorn in my side for 6 years. Once I am out of here, I am done with the vast majority of poisonous relationships in my life.
What're you gonna do for a living?
At least you'll still have us to poison you.
People are so reliant on GPS on their phone these days it's astounding
People are so reliant on GPS on their phone these days it's astounding
My left earbud died.
For some reason I read that as airbud.
Those movies in and of themselves are a massive annoyance. ANd my god damned kid loves them. oh my goddddd
My left earbud died.
It's 2014, how did you let that happen? Airbud isn't exactly in the zeitgeist.
I spent $40 bucks on a pair 2 weeks ago. Monday the left earbud popped off and the 2 little wires it hangs by broke off. I brought it to the store and they refused to refund or exchange, even after I made a god damned scene.
I spent $40 bucks on a pair 2 weeks ago. Monday the left earbud popped off and the 2 little wires it hangs by broke off. I brought it to the store and they refused to refund or exchange, even after I made a god damned scene.
Those movies in and of themselves are a massive annoyance. ANd my god damned kid loves them. oh my goddddd
fun fact- the guy who wrote and directed Air Bud 1, also directed the pilot of the Sarah Michelle Geller version of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
fun fact 2- there are like 10 spin off Air Buddies flicks and Santa Paws flicks. They are all direct-video garbage that little kids eat the freak up
Waiting in the exam room is the worst. At least they have shitty magazines by reception.
Superstitious people, and specifically people who try to push their superstitions onto you.
"Going to the casino tonight."
"Oh, play #27 at roulette, it's my lucky number!"
"Why is it?"
"Um, because I like it."
"Go freak yourself."
Buick marketing campaign
"our shitbucket vehicle appears to be a completely different make. Gotcha! It still sucks."
When people replace the phrase "You're welcome" instead with "no worries."
they ticket around here for that, thankfully. someone on my facebook got a 250 ticket for that, unsafe driver practices or something like that.
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why, out of curiosity
Did they learn their lesson or were they being an indignant poopchute about it?
It assumes that "person A" was "worried" and felt obligated to thank "person B" in hope that they are forgiven for inconveniencing them in the first place.
…and the phrase in that context sounds freaking retarded.
It assumes that "person A" was "worried" and felt obligated to thank "person B" in hope that they are forgiven for inconveniencing them in the first place.
…and the phrase in that context sounds freaking retarded.
I say it all the time
When people replace the phrase "You're welcome" instead with "no worries."
I say it all the time, it's the result of hanging out with Aussies too much in the UK. You're reading too much into it, it assumes nothing and anyway your definition could just as easily be applied to all sorts of other expressions used in that context e.g. "no problem".
Yeah, I use either 'no worries' (let's say I let a guy bum a smoke), or 'my pleasure' (when someone actually freaking thanks me for holding the door for them) pretty much all the time.
Usually I tell people to DIAFF or to enjoy their aids.
Basically what we can surmise from what we already knew is that Klax is a miserable intolerant bastard. Gainz.
I've been saying "no problem", but I want to replace it with something else.
Drunk Guinnessin a closed car following a tough game on a long ride across state lines whilst in traffic.
Koz, I crossed out the unnecessary part of your post. In a car or any enclosed area, it's like an order of magnitude worse.
As you guys were leaving he game I actually caught Scots trying to free himself from the passenger compartment and secure himself to the roof rack.
Betweeen the Tongue and Drunk Guinness, I saw Scots take a sharp pencil and jab his ear drums in a sharp stabbing motion, muttering something about "losing all fooking earthly desire to hear any fooking thing ever again."
or words to that effect because that rat bastard is so difficult to understand.
My Mom is still posting inspirational cat and coffee images all over facebook. I'm going to block her and enjoy my trip to hell.
We should change his name to Eyedeazik.
1) Stores telling employees they'll be fired if they don't work on Thanksgiving.
2) People who actually shop on Thanksgiving, especially those who are assholes to the employees.
3) Stupid petitions asking me to boycott stores that are going to be open on Thanksgiving.
Bitch I feel sorry for you, but I'll sure as freak be in Target the next day.
When did this become such a big deal anyway? Should cops also get the day off? How about security guards? Doormen? The gas and electric companies?
Sometimes you have to work on thanksgiving. It sucks, but why is it such a big deal?
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Hahahah he actually thinks he pronounces it correctly.
Force to come in? I'm pretty sure they know going into the job that they might be asked to work on thanksgiving. Never mind that the average age of retail employees is well under 30, so it's not like there are a lot of parents who can't be home with their children.
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When did this become such a big deal anyway? Should cops also get the day off? How about security guards? Doormen? The gas and electric companies?
Sometimes you have to work on thanksgiving. It sucks, but why is it such a big deal?
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It's not like this was a time-honored staple of the job. It's bullshit that they've whipped up over the last decade.
When did it become a big deal? When stores started opening on Thanksgiving just one or two years ago. It was a closed day nationwide up until that point. There is no reason to be open that day.
I think emergency services and utility companies are slightly more necessary than an extra day of shopping. A sale which takes place on Thursday could just as easily take place (and used to) the day before. As for doormen, while I have always found it hilarious that people can't open their own doors for one day, they and residential security guards generally get gifts and tips when working on the holidays. The same isn't true for retail employees.
It's a big deal because it is killing family traditions without any option to refuse. You might be surprised since you've said in the past you and your family can't stand more than a day or two together, but a lot of people value holidays.
Basically what we can surmise from all of this is that Klas is a miserable intolerant bastard.
I've got a pretty low tolerance for unreasonable work requests, I never would have survived long as a retail employee. Stupidest thing I ever did was driving 3 hours from the Adirondacks at midnight to get home in Binghamton so I could go to work the day after the 4th of July at my shitty warehouse job. When I look back at it, I don't really understand why I didn't just take the next day off.
And I actually had the flexibility to had I asked for it. I can't imagine working for peanuts and being told "you're working Thanksgiving or you're fired" by some sorry store manager who's being harangued by some sorry regional manager who's under pressure from corporate to sustain the new revenue stream they dreamed up on a holiday.
My Mom is still posting inspirational cat and coffee images all over facebook. I'm going to block her and enjoy my trip to hell.
I did the same thing, but years ago. It's always awkward when she asks "Did you see what I posted on Facebook?"
Uh, no I haven't been on much lately. *looks away*
1) Stores telling employees they'll be fired if they don't work on Thanksgiving.
2) People who actually shop on Thanksgiving, especially those who are assholes to the employees.
3) Stupid petitions asking me to boycott stores that are going to be open on Thanksgiving.
Bitch I feel sorry for you, but I'll sure as freak be in Target the next day.
It's killing family traditions for a small segment of employees in this country. Most people don't work holidays, but as unfortunate as it is, some do. I just don't see what can be done about it. These are private companies who hire at-will employees. If my boss tells me it's suddenly mandatory to work thanksgiving, what am I going to do? Should the government step in? Make it illegal to work on holidays?
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Black Friday- freak you.
Cyber Monday- OK
Haha. Actually judging by the number of annoyances posted in this thread, it's safe to say that 99% of the posters in here are more "miserable intolerant bastards" than I.
Lol. Yes, clearly the logical assumption is that I feel the government should step in.
Like I said, the people who camp out and shop on Thanksgiving are a massive part of the problem and another annoyance I listed. It's the worst shopping day, too. Employees are treated like subhuman garbage by deal hunters. Have you ever seen it? It's freaking disgusting. It was bad enough watching people be subjected to it on Black Friday. Now on Thanksgiving? I don't see how anyone couldn't be bothered by it (aside from you, obviously).
Again, it sucks. I agree that it does, but a lot of jobs are shitty. I just don't know what people want done.
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Again, it sucks. I agree that it does, but a lot of jobs are shitty. I just don't know what people want done.
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It's really just a microcosm of what's wrong with a large segment of our country and statement of how wrapped up into commercialism people are nowadays...but that's an argument for another thread.
When you are low man on the totem pole you get stuck working holidays. That's just how it works in retail. You might have to work Thanksgiving your first year, but you can almost certainly request it off the next year. Holiday skeleton crews are almost entirely made up of new people.
Most call centers are 24/7/365 these days. I have never had to force anyone to work on a holiday. The financial incentive always gets me more volunteers than I need.
Molehill ---> Mountain
I temped for the Postal service in a warehouse for the Holidays and on Christmas Eve I stayed until after 3 in the morning. Why? Time and a half, Babbie.
It sucks, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Iggy is right though, this whole Black Friday nonsense was bad enough a few years ago and it's really gotten out of hand now, some stores starting at 6 pm on Thanksgiving. It's really just a microcosm of what's wrong with a large segment of our country and statement of how wrapped up into commercialism people are nowadays...but that's an argument for another thread.
Dude, 6 PM I don't have as much of a problem with. A lot of stores are EXTENDING their hours. There are stores opening at 6 AM. 6 PM? Eat an early meal with the family and enjoy most of the day. 6 AM shift and you're working early Black Friday as well.Wow. 6 am? I haven't heard of that early. Target, Macys and stores like that all have a general 6 pmish start time next Thursday. I know one thing: I'll be fat and watching football at that time.
Annoyance: my family doesn't watch football on Thanksgiving.ouch
Annoyance: my family doesn't watch football on Thanksgiving.
Wow. 6 am? I haven't heard of that early. Target, Macys and stores like that all have a general 6 pmish start time next Thursday. I know one thing: I'll be fat and watching football at that time.
Lol they should by default.
ouch
Kmart is the big one doing 6 AM, and they're refusing to allow requests. You're going to have miserable people getting excrement on all day. When I was in high school I worked for a year at a pizza place. We were open Christmas Eve until 8 PM, but it was slow. It was actually fun, and we were given stuff to work. My sister in law works for Disney. She worked Christmas because they were each given food, posters, and free movie passes. It was an easy day. These people are being told to give up their holiday for an unnecessary shopping day and excrement and mistreatment at the hands of the worst excrement this country has to offer. Seriously, Black Friday doorbuster shoppers are freaking animals.
Annoyance: my family doesn't watch football on Thanksgiving.
Isn't that the truth. People have been trampled in the name of Black Friday, never will I be a party to that nonsense.Some guy who worked in Walmart got trampled to death because....wait for it....the savages busted the doors and the plexiglass out onto the guy and charged in the store at the Green Acres Mall in Valley Stream. And, this was like 4 or 5 years ago. Nothing was done, nothing has changed. It's only worse.
Apparently, it's common practice for companies to say you can not use personal time during the holidays. I know of several people where that's the case. The only thing is they're not required to work the actual holiday itself, so I guess that's ok. That said, there are no vacations at this time of the year and such.
blasphemy
It would be funny if Walmart had a realistic screen image of a fully stocked store on their front window. When the animals bust down the doors, they immediately find that it isn't a fully stocked store, but a giant, deep pit that they immediately fall into. At the bottom of the pit a giant screen is setup up that plays constant video of people eating a plentiful Thanksgiving dinner with their families as they starve to death in the pit.
They'd eventually eat each other until one is left. What do we do with the last one?
They'd eventually eat each other until one is left. What do we do with the last one?
Stop ruining my dream, poopchute.
Maybe the pit begins as a giant slide that sorts them into individual pits of dispair with individual tv feeds. Like a big coin sorter for fat assholes.
Stop ruining my dream, poopchute.
Maybe the pit begins as a giant slide that sorts them into individual pits of dispair with individual tv feeds. Like a big coin sorter for fat assholes.
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It should also have a single exit that they can walk out of to leave any time they like, except that the exit has massive spinning blades on either side and only someone who is a normal size can fit between the blades on each side with getting sliced up. There will be buffet tables and fridges filled with lots of food, healthy and really unhealthy, as well as treadmills, exercise bikes and weights. If they adopt a healthy lifestyle they'll eventually get small enough to leave, but while they continue to be fat cunts they're stuck there.
I despise that stores are opening on Thanksgiving and while I certainly blame the executives who are deep into their post-turkey coma when their employees are reporting for work, I blame one entity more than all others: Amazon.
Amazon's ability to serve people deals with their dessert on Thanksgiving have forced brick-and-mortar stores to retaliate to capture the ever-decreasing overall holiday expenditure. It'll get worse too. Has anyone noticed how many online vendors have been running "Early Black Friday" deals all month? It's a bitter competition for every single dollar. Don't be surprised when in a year or two stores are open "Until 6AM on Thanksgiving so you can get a head start on your shopping!"
I'm kind of pissed off that my wife has to work Thanksgiving, but fortunately: 1) she now works from home and 2) in trade, her boss is giving her the first Christmas Eve off she's had in 7 years, so it's a lot more bearable.
Still, any non-essential personnel working on major holidays is bullshit.
B&M stores don't have the ability to sell online as well? The ones who open on Thanksgiving sure do. Hell, you can run your doorbusters online and no one has to work or camp out. Let people pick them up in store the next day.
Has anyone noticed how many online vendors have been running "Early Black Friday" deals all month? It's a bitter competition for every single dollar. Don't be surprised when in a year or two stores are open "Until 6AM on Thanksgiving so you can get a head start on your shopping!"
I'm kind of pissed off that my wife has to work Thanksgiving, but fortunately: 1) she now works from home and 2) in trade, her boss is giving her the first Christmas Eve off she's had in 7 years, so it's a lot more bearable.
Still, any non-essential personnel working on major holidays is bullshit.
Bought a 64gb IPAD Air from BestBuy for $414 yesterday.
When I don't pay attention while walking and I step on my dick
iCrap is for sheeple.no its for the kids to use in school.
This meeting I'm in right now.
This meeting I'm in right now.
At my last company, everyone was in love with meetings. Someone asked me about an account, and even though it would take me all of 30 seconds on the spot to explain the situation, she schedules a fuckn meeting to discuss. I hate, hate, hate meetings.Ours are just endless sessions of beating an issue to death and complaining about the same excrement we complained about last month. I just eat lunch and tune out.
can't beat a nice meatingDinosaur BBQ.
My job is 98% meetings
Today is annoying and it's on noon. Just got new winter tires put on yesterday, wife goes to the store this morning and finds 2 nails for 2 flats. My son has pink eye. My mid morning person called out sick so it's insane at work and nobody is answering their phones for a call in. It's stupid busy, to boot. And I took the wrong medication this morning so I'm all tired.
Today is not stellar.
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Grocery shopping and holding in a excrementJust go blow it up at the store. What's wrong with you?
Just go blow it up at the store. What's wrong with you?The washrooms at this store are gross
The washrooms at this store are grossThere are techniques to get around that.
There are techniques to get around that.
Yes, like being a man.Maybe he should try the women's potty. Maybe some flowers and floral lotions would make it better for him.
Yes, like being a man.A real man would've had direct tv years ago
Selfie sticks.
My friends in the military and emergency services beings douchebags about the retail employees working today.
How so?
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Christmas cards. Can everybody please just stop with this anachronistic foolishness? We're living in a technology age, there is absolutely zero need to buy and write and mail pieces of paper in order to send people Christmas wishes.
Christmas cards. Can everybody please just stop with this anachronistic foolishness? We're living in a technology age, there is absolutely zero need to buy and write and mail pieces of paper in order to send people Christmas wishes.
stomach virus
I don't get sick. Get your excrement together.
I don't get sick. Get your excrement together.
Everyone around me is coughing and congested. I'm the only one left healthy. It's just a matter or time........Now my son has a fever. The walls are closing in on me. Better prevent it with some alcohol.
Christmas cards. Can everybody please just stop with this anachronistic foolishness? We're living in a technology age, there is absolutely zero need to buy and write and mail pieces of paper in order to send people Christmas wishes.
I don't get sick. Get your excrement together.
I've been sick for the last two days. Gay
Christmas cards. Can everybody please just stop with this anachronistic foolishness? We're living in a technology age, there is absolutely zero need to buy and write and mail pieces of paper in order to send people Christmas wishes.
Bah humbug! Why do you hate God and Jesus? I can save ya, I can turn that darkness you live in, into the light!
Btw being sick is terrible but it's even worse when you're studying for an evidence final. My throat's on fire and my nose keeps trying to shove snot into the back of my throat if i don't blow into a tissue every 20 seconds. I got into a sneezing fit in the library and was met with about 10 icy glares (not one freaking God bless you. manners?!?!!) so I'm studying from home which is always a great idea when I have the distractions staring right at me. And on top of that I'm trying to learn about a rule that basically has 20 exceptions and then exceptions to those exceptions. freak off hearsay.
Johnny just to clarify, the second part was extreme sarcasm and the third was taken directly from a Hulk Hogan promo when he's getting ready to take on the Ultimate Warrior at WrestleMania 6. Although, I actually like the whole practice of sending and receiving Christmas cards. EXCEPT from people that insist on giving you a freaking list of bullet points as to what happened in 2014. "Suzie got into Seton Hall! Ted bought a pre-owned Daewoo Llanos!" Put that excrement on social media when it happens cause IDGAF.
Bah humbug! Why do you hate God and Jesus? I can save ya, I can turn that darkness you live in, into the light!
Btw being sick is terrible but it's even worse when you're studying for an evidence final. My throat's on fire and my nose keeps trying to shove snot into the back of my throat if i don't blow into a tissue every 20 seconds. I got into a sneezing fit in the library and was met with about 10 icy glares (not one freaking God bless you. manners?!?!!) so I'm studying from home which is always a great idea when I have the distractions staring right at me. And on top of that I'm trying to learn about a rule that basically has 20 exceptions and then exceptions to those exceptions. freak off hearsay.
Johnny just to clarify, the second part was extreme sarcasm and the third was taken directly from a Hulk Hogan promo when he's getting ready to take on the Ultimate Warrior at WrestleMania 6. Although, I actually like the whole practice of sending and receiving Christmas cards. EXCEPT from people that insist on giving you a freaking list of bullet points as to what happened in 2014. "Suzie got into Seton Hall! Ted bought a pre-owned Daewoo Llanos!" Put that excrement on social media when it happens cause IDGAF.
I am not in evidence class but I am sick as a dog trying to a put a final project together that's massive and it's late and I am getting docked 5% for every day it's late.....this sucks major derriere. Perfect timing to be sick.
freaking Whiplash
just watch this
incredible
Yeah, I loved it. I told MB a few days ago Miles Teller does an excellent job per usual playing Miles Teller.
...how much Adderall are you on right now?
I am not in evidence class but I am sick as a dog trying to a put a final project together that's massive and it's late and I am getting docked 5% for every day it's late.....this sucks major derriere. Perfect timing to be sick.
Christmas Cards are just so damn impersonal. They're like an even less personal precursor to the narcissism of Facebook, which I've been guilty of in the past: "here's how awesome my family is. If you're not us, feel bad about yourself!" I actually considered it relatively harmless until I heard about a neighbor of mine growing up. Her husband is well known and loved, so they get tons of Christmas cards every year. Hundreds. Their son suffered from mental illness and took his own life last year. For her, the act of opening cards was too much and too painful. There were absolutely no personal messages, which is normal, but not one "Sorry this must be tough", etc. Again, not something anyone does. It was all smiling Christmas card photos of happy families all together and they just reminded her of how broken hers is. I'd imagine that happens to a lot of people. They get those cards showing everything all merry and bright with no personalization and it's a reminder of how much worse off they are.
So yeah. freak Christmas cards. At least Facebook doesn't force itself into your mailbox.
I don't get how he touched those who were born after he died. I used to see a bunch of people my age or younger mourn the guy on his anniversary. Yeah, he preached peace. So what? What exactly is so special about the guy?
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He held the unique stance of being pro-peace.
Holy excrement Clint should be put on a pedestal like Lennon:
https://www.yahoo.com/movies/clint-eastwood-against-iraq-war-104696067452.html (https://www.yahoo.com/movies/clint-eastwood-against-iraq-war-104696067452.html)
I just finished watching that. Good movie, but one of the worst endings I can think of for a good movie.
Did it end like it should have? Basically what happened to the guy in real life because it was freaking horrible.
It didn't show anything after he left the house, so it just ended abruptly and then there was a card telling what happened that day.
I guess there's no good way of telling that part of his story.
Last question:
Did they show him knocking out that poopchute, Jesse Ventura?
No. That happened?
Can you install add-ons? Hola? Or can you use unblock - us? Unblock worked for me at my call center hell
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Have you tried TOR?
No but I'm not sure I'd be able to install it. Most installations want an administrator password.In that case you're boned
Good thing it only seems to work against one site, and it's not this one.Firejohnidzik.com
Forgot to pack deodorant for my China trip. Figured I'll just pick it up at a convenience store or something. Nope. No joke, no store sells deodorant in China, at least convenience stores, pharmacies, grocery stores, anywhere. I had to spend the last few days with soap under my arms. Finally got some at a duty free. Feels so refreshing.
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oh no, you cant sit on facebook and tend your farm. whatever shall you do?
Do you honestly think I play FarmVille?
do you honestly think i was serious?
Caught a cold over the weekend, and I can feel it getting to the worst stage. I fly out to NY (19hr flight) in about half a day. Oh boy. This is going to suck.
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who was that chick you were having dinner with ? she was hot
Caught a cold over the weekend, and I can feel it getting to the worst stage. I fly out to NY (19hr flight) in about half a day. Oh boy. This is going to suck.
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Too bad she doesn't live in NY. Trying to convince her to move out there though.
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That's Mina. She gave me the cold, and yes she is.
Japanese girls are great. Submissive and domesticated. They'll go out of their way to make sure you're getting what you need. They even ask permission before banging you in the derriere. Not joking.
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TIL ideal qualities in a woman are the same as ideal qualities in a dog.
That's Mina. She gave me the cold, and yes she is.
Japanese girls are great. Submissive and domesticated. They'll go out of their way to make sure you're getting what you need. They even ask permission before blowing you. Not joking.
ive only dated a half japanese girl...
And she threatened to cut my dick off with an infomercial knife that bears the same name as me, if I ever cheated on her.
ive only dated a half japanese girl...Your name is Ginsu?
And she threatened to cut my dick off with an infomercial knife that bears the same name as me, if I ever cheated on her.
Haha holy excrement. Well, I only mean the ones from over there. And not the ones who speak any English, since only nerds or more "internationally minded (troubled)" speak it. My ex said something like "If you cheat on me, I'll get angry." Hardly threatening.
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The visitor line at immigration is wayyy shorter than the U.S. Citizen and green card holder line. There's something wrong about this.
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Not really. Considering everyone is probably going home for the holidays
lol this one chick started freaking out and complaining, shouting and going nuts about only two custom agents covering. Guy told her to calm down and she went off "what are u gonna do, choke me to death??"All this goes down and we only get a lousy pic from Tommy. No video.
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All this goes down and we only get a lousy pic from Tommy. No video.
Thanks Tommybama.
She sounds like an incredibly entitled individual.
Did you bang her?
Did you bang her?Haha. She asked if she could blow him.
Annoyances with travel:Just leave the door open while you are shitting. That'll teach them.
Taking a excrement on the plane is horrible. You take longer than 5 minutes to squeeze that last little bit out people start banging on the doors or thinking your a terrorist. I inevitably take even more time because freak you, it says "no vacancy" poopchute that means it's freaking occupied.
Holy excrement, non Jetblue flights have so little legroom it's embarrassing.
She sounds like an incredibly entitled individual. What's the Greek version of a JAP?
What pisses me off even more is that they're saying that non English speakers are holding up the line. How the freak are we giving out citizenships to ppl who can't speak English.
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Did you bang her?
Tommy made a movie.
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yeah. It's literally the polar opposite of what Tommy likes.
I prefer chicks with a little fire in them. Italian/latin women fit that bill
The United States does not have an official language.
Does this board have an official language?
Or is it ok if we all start speaking in tongues ?
Although I guess with my grammar and spelling, I practically speak my own language
The United States does not have an official language.
Latina > Irish > Italian if fire is what you want. All of them will rip your dick off without thinking twice. All sheltered catholic schoolgirls, go figure.
Latina girls are nuts, but the trade off is you get some wild sex and a lot of times they're a blast to hang with.
I know you guys are joking around, but I'm not completely anti-fire or anything. I just prefer the ones who are a little more subdued. I'm pretty selfish so whenever there's a fight or something, I just say freak this and end it.
This recent Tapatalk update. It sucks. excrement is all over the place now and annoying. They should have left it alone. I googled and figured out how to roll it back to the previous version. Basically uninstalled tapatalk and found the version before the update and installed it.
I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I use Tapatalk on my android phone and my iPad and both are great.
Have you updated it lately or noticed a change in the way it looks when it loads?
I can't even tell what version number I have on my phone. But it looks exactly the same as it has since last year.
People who boast about how sarcastic they are.
Buying a house that requires tens of thousands of dollars of work done to it in order to be livable.
Money pit, eh?
Structurally we think it's pretty good, but as well as tearing out the top floor (which we had planned to do immediately) we're also having to replace the entire kitchen (which we had not planned to do immediately). Fully updated the house is probably worth $100-150K more than we paid for it, so it's not like it's dead money - it's just expenditure we hadn't budgeted for.
Iggy Azalea
Badge, the wake was today I believe.
I can't even tell what version number I have on my phone. But it looks exactly the same as it has since last year.
My iPad just updated the Tapatalk app. I hate it.
My iPad just updated the Tapatalk app. I hate it.
I rolled back to the old one. So much better. Just sucks I can't auto update all my apps now.
Why is this our banner image?
no idea.
#FireJE
Don't blame me, images are Soss's department. I'm just the janitor.
Soss doesn't know how to develop a banner image.
Women that act like its some kind of special talent they have to get knocked up and have a kid.
people buying lottery tickets in front of me in line at a gas station or convenience store.
When people on welfare are decked out in the latest gear, new smartphone, etc. Taxpayers are paying for that excrement.
Yeah, that doesn't actually happen.
How much time do you spend in the armpit of the US?
Welfare abuse is not epidemic but it does happen.
Welfare isn't enough to be "decked out in the latest gear, new smartphone, etc". Welfare abuse happens, absolutely, but that's not a problem of welfare, it's a problem of criminals.
Then why can't he be annoyed by it?
random annoyances:
-Maroon 5
-women drivers
-extreme cold
-Manish Mehta
Maybe it's the way he wrote it. Be annoyed by welfare abusers, not people on welfare. If they are "decked out in the latest gear, new smartphone, etc", they're not just people on welfare. They're thieves.I don't hate people on welfare.
I don't hate people on welfare.
Maybe it's the way he wrote it. Be annoyed by welfare abusers, not people on welfare. If they are "decked out in the latest gear, new smartphone, etc", they're not just people on welfare. They're thieves.
Yeah, that doesn't actually happen.
What?
JE clearly has his finger on the pulse of the American South, unlike you guys.
OK, basic math. How much does welfare pay?
OK, basic math. How much does welfare pay?
OK, basic math. How much does welfare pay?So it's not possible to be on welfare and work off the books, or sling rock?
OK, so we're talking about welfare abuse. Good. That's not "people on welfare", that's thieves. Let's get our categorisation right here.
The point I'm making is that the characterisation of people on welfare as being layabouts living a life of luxury on your dime is unfair - welfare is barely enough to feed and clothe an individual. Someone who is on welfare and "decked out in the latest gear, new smartphone, etc" is not doing so with their legitimate welfare payments, they're doing it through illegitimate means, be it dealing, working cash jobs or defrauding the welfare system through claiming multiple payments. In that case your annoyance should be with people who are drug dealers, thieves or fraudsters, not with "people on welfare".
It's a difference of semantics, but I agree with you. Drug dealers, thieves, and fraudsters annoy me. People using welfare to do that annoy me 1000 times more. Of course they are thieves. I have no issue at all with people on welfare that are using it to help them get by while trying to get on their feet again. That's why it exists. I have huge issue with people using it beyond what the intention of it is.This
Also Puck drinking Zima at a bar. Quit being a fag.
Hey take pics, I would love to see my douchiness in action.
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Anyone that has met me knows that pic is bullshit, you can donate my body to science fiction.
Denis Leary
I've been searching for an apartment in NYC for the last 3 weeks. It's probably the most frustrating experience of my life.
Shoot me.
I've been searching for an apartment in NYC for the last 3 weeks. It's probably the most frustrating experience of my life.
Shoot me.
I've been searching for an apartment in NYC for the last 3 weeks. It's probably the most frustrating experience of my life.
Shoot me.
A friend of mine and his fiancé was just going through that for a while before just giving up and getting one in Hoboken. The space they got there is way better than what they were going to get in NYC, but I suppose the commute is really the big issue for some.
Whats so different about the search out there? I never had a problem finding a place in the Bay Area or when I lived cities.
Sellers market. High demand for the decent apts, and brokers are used to scheming transplants who don't know any better into taking shitty apts. not a good market for the renter.
A friend of mine and his fiancé was just going through that for a while before just giving up and getting one in Hoboken. The space they got there is way better than what they were going to get in NYC, but I suppose the commute is really the big issue for some.
I'm actually in the same boat. Haven't started seriously looking yet, but I've been through it before. It's awful.
Wanna be Roomies
Tide To-Go pens. What good are you if you can't get blood out?
how much you talking? ive gotten spots out with the pens after a bloody nose or something, but not murder stainsI have to return some videotapes
When you cut a fingernail too short and the freaking thing hurts every time you put any pressure on it for the next four days.
That only happens to me if I bite my nails, I've never screwed up with the clippers.
Yeah, how the hell do you clip your nail short enough to hurt?
Maybe he clips his nails while jogging.
You'd still have to be functionally impaired to get a nail clipper to ignore the fact that your nail has a bed that should prevent you from cutting any further down.
Earl Thomas
When Earl Thomas makes a play and he does that stupid hunched over intense stare at the camera/crowd
The poopchute that put 900 million staples in the carpet padding I'm pulling out right now. Gonna put in hardwood upstairs and I have to get all this excrement out first. Gotta pull each and every one of those little fuckers out.
Why? Just replace the subfloor, it's an hour's work with a skill saw.Ripping out the subfloor, cutting new boards, replacing them by myself, all in one hour? You sir are Superman.
Ripping out the subfloor, cutting new boards, replacing them by myself, all in one hour? You sir are Superman.
If he has that many staples, it could mean an uneven sub, which is bad.
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I think he is making the right choice simply ripping them out. Tedious, but dosent involve potentially opening a bigger can of worms than he is ready for.
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RIP Bo's house.Haha.
Haha.
It'll be fine. It's just one room above the garage. I'm putting down laminate, not real hardwood, so it should be easier. Just trying out one room to get the hang of it before doing the rest of the house down the road. I'm no handyman, but I can do this. Almost done with the staples. They put more on the steps which was the first part. The floor isn't as bad.
When are you assholes getting here to help? I'm not paying you minimum wage to play around on the internet.
Just drive down to your local Home Depot and pick up a few wetbacks for 5 bucks an hour like a real American
Little fat white kids and fat black women seem to be the biggest culprits.
LOLFyp
Classic Tommy.
Old people and phones. I'm still staying with my parents until I move into a new apt, so I have to deal with either of them yapping on the house phone all the time.
My father has been on the phone nonstop for the last 2 and a half hours. One person after another.
Old people and phones. I'm still staying with my parents until I move into a new apt, so I have to deal with either of them yapping on the house phone all the time.
My father has been on the phone nonstop for the last 2 and a half hours. One person after another.
Have you found a place yet?
I really really really miss commuting in HK. The NYC subway system is the fuckn worst. It took me a year abroad to really appreciate how awful it is. Skipping stops on a whim, running at a snails pace, going out of service.
You're mostly dealing with the 4/5/6 line right?
Yeah. The worst. To be fair I haven't had to commute with it in years. Could just be this line.
I really really really miss commuting in HK. The NYC subway system is the fuckn worst. It took me a year abroad to really appreciate how awful it is. Skipping stops on a whim, running at a snails pace, going out of service.
Yeah. The worst. To be fair I haven't had to commute with it in years. Could just be this line.
But they've just kindly decided to raise fares for you!
The E/F/M/G/R lines are a joke. F service has been consistently terrible for years now. IIRC, it won "worst service" multiple times in the past 5 years from the Straphangers group. Deservedly so.
There are very few things I will use the word "hate" for. I bitterly hate the MTA.
Yeah, I don't miss taking the E/F. Much happier on the L.
You in Chicago still?
That's the el.
I mostly had good service on the 4/5/6 lines - but that was years ago. NYC still has the best public transportation system on this continent, though. Asia just has that excrement figured out much better.
L EL El Al it's potayto, potato, Kurt, Curt
"Kendall Jenner has amassed a $2.8M fortune"
doing freaking what? I haven't seen her porn film release yet
"Kendall Jenner has amassed a $2.8M fortune"
doing freaking what? I haven't seen her porn film release yet
Obviously she pulled herself up by her bootstraps and worked harder than you.
Only in America baby.
Incidentally, someone told me Bruce Jenner wanted to become a woman. I thought the dude was freaking with me. Then I saw this and it really freaking annoyed me, men who have ridiculous plastic surgery, what faggots:
He's beyond plastic surgery. He's gone transgender. I'm not sure if he's had surgery to remove his penis yet, but he's taken hormones and everything.His wife removed his rooster and balls already.
I actually got into an argument with one of my dad's friends over that. After Hurricane Sandy I mentioned how the L train was shut down for a week because the tunnels got flooded, and he said that didn't make sense because the el train is above ground. I tried to explain it to him but he wasn't having it. He was from Maryland so I was thinking "hey how about you take my freaking word on the train I take every day?"
He's beyond plastic surgery. He's gone transgender. I'm not sure if he's had surgery to remove his penis yet, but he's taken hormones and everything.
Yeah I was actually joking about how it's written, it's obviously different, but pronunciation wise it's pretty much the same "L" or "EL".
I know, but that argument did actually happen though. It was mind-boggling.
I really really really miss commuting in HK. The NYC subway system is the fuckn worst. It took me a year abroad to really appreciate how awful it is. Skipping stops on a whim, running at a snails pace, going out of service.
Only in America baby.
Incidentally, someone told me Bruce Jenner wanted to become a woman. I thought the dude was freaking with me. Then I saw this and it really freaking annoyed me, men who have ridiculous plastic surgery, what faggots:
(http://www.x17online.com/media/images/2014/11/national-enq-bruce-cover-110514.jpg)
Right on topic...I hate how inconsistent Panera Bread can be. I don't eat it a lot but it's always really good or really inadequate.
I now have 2 and a half hours to kill at the bar.
I always arrive at airports really early because I freaking love airports. I'm not kidding. The bar of an airport is one of my favourite places in the world to while away time.
weirdo
I always arrive at airports really early because I freaking love airports. I'm not kidding. The bar of an airport is one of my favourite places in the world to while away time.
Delta Sky Club ftw
This is definitely the best lounge I've been to.
Puck.
And Duke. freak Duke.
Hahahahaha I am doing my job.It's more Duke than you, so stop patting yourself on the back. I hate this freaking team.
It's more Duke than you, so stop patting yourself on the back. I hate this freaking team.
The one reason I can see why JE feels that way is what else do you have going on? No real responsibilities and nothing really to do. Most of the other people in there are in the same situation.
Partly because I love aeroplanes and aviation in general, partly because I love travelling and I tend to associate airports with going somewhere new and interesting, partly because they're fascinating microcosms of society, partly because I love getting drunk.I like airport bars, there's usually good fun, but I rarely travel now. I miss the days of just saying freak it and going somewhere for a few days.
Spent the last half hour trying to make one freaking Cat 5 cable. Put four new ends on, two each end, all perfect T568A configurations, nada. Cut them off again, put two on as T568B, works perfectly. No logical explanation.
Oh man. Back in college I worked as a tech support guy for a while. One day I had to make a really long one to connect a computer to a switch in the basement. Nothing. Tried and tried just as I learned at TCI, the tech school. I quit, and went back to college. All because of that fuckn cat5. That made me give up on IT entirely.
did you have the wire configurations correct?
How long was it? You can't exceed 100m for a Cat 5.
Normally it would take me about five minutes to make a cable, this took half an hour. The most annoying thing is that there's no logical explanation as to why it wouldn't work as T568A.
Why don't you just buy a new one?
i havent made a cat5 in forever, i just know i would always get the freaking striped and solids mixed all the time.
out of curiosity, why cat5 and not cat6?
Why don't you just buy a new one?
I wired my entire house in college so we could play Doom and Warcraft over land line. I have no idea what it was called but it was just round cable with T connections where needed. I was in my early days of computer geekdom and managed to figure it out.
6 person multiplayer back then was awesome.
How long was it? You can't exceed 100m for a Cat 5.Depends what you're plugging into. If the patch panel or switch uses B then A won't work. B is the norm
Normally it would take me about five minutes to make a cable, this took half an hour. The most annoying thing is that there's no logical explanation as to why it wouldn't work as T568A.
Depends what you're plugging into. If the patch panel or switch uses B then A won't work. B is the norm
Have some toilet reading: http://www.cableorganizer.com/articles/difference-between-T568A-and-T568B.html
Generally A or B both work as long as they're the same on both sides. You can't do A on one tip and B on the other unless you also know magic.
Women that wear a ton of makeup. There's nothing wrong with wearing a little to hide blemishes but at some point it crosses over into clown territory. No one has fire engine red lips. No one has black eyelids. No one should need a freaking paint scraper to get that excrement off.
10BaseT. Green cable.
People that leave excrement in shopping carts. There's a trash can 5 feet away for fucks sake.
Only in America baby.
Incidentally, someone told me Bruce Jenner wanted to become a woman. I thought the dude was freaking with me. Then I saw this and it really freaking annoyed me, men who have ridiculous plastic surgery, what faggots:
I couldn't care any less about this guy/travesty.
I hope Jenner chokes on my rooster.
Well I guess sucking D is a talent.
Weird.
Can't stand people who are famous for being famous. The entire point of their existence is to be talked about by other people.
Well is not like Bruce Jenner comes up in every day conversation, he hasn't done excrement since 1976 but when you get your rooster cut off purposely or otherwise, it tends to make people talk.
Honestly, I don't get why anyone would care or be interested. It has no effect on my life.
Pretty much nothing does, so who cares. It's the very definition of annoyance that these faggots are always in the news.
I would never have known about this if it weren't on this board, so there's that.
Tranny Bruce looks like Ozzy Osbourne.
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His standup is funny. That show is just regurgitated Internet.
The hell is wrong with Tosh? He hates the Jets, but is a self loathing Fish fan as well, so I get it.
I find his show entertaining.
An office with more than 100 people and only 3 stalls.
You'll just have to do your bumps under the desk.
Parking in my neighborhood.
If you still haven't cleaned the snow off your street-parked car after several days, you clearly don't freaking need a car and you're just ruining it for everyone else.
If your driveway is still completely covered in snow after several days, parking in front of it should be fair game.
I don't understand people who have driveways and don't park in them when it snows.
I just assume the car is in the garage and never comes out.
People that stink up the work break room with their disgusting smelling food
freaking fish in the microwave. Fish is an at home food!
People that stink up the work break room with their disgusting smelling food
Why do you hate Indians.
Because their BO smells worse than what comes out of your butt after you eat Shilla and drink 12 heinekens.
Just heard a woman complain that she put 2 gallons in her gas tank yesterday and she has to fill it again today
Parking in my neighborhood.
If you still haven't cleaned the snow off your street-parked car after several days, you clearly don't freaking need a car and you're just ruining it for everyone else.
If your driveway is still completely covered in snow after several days, parking in front of it should be fair game.
people buying lottery tickets in front of me in line at a gas station or convenience store.
I'll take 342 box. 243 straight. Box 9974 .Keno, or, lottery crack as I like to call it.
freak YOU! You'll never win! Go stand in front of the Keno screen and mindlessly watch the numbers you didn't pick appear.
I only recently relented and now let my wife throw away a dollar whenever the Powerball/Megamillions goes to $250M or higher. I gave up trying to explain the statistical (un)likelihood of actually winning.
If you save one dollar a week rather than spend it on lottery games, at the end of the year you'll have $52 more dollars in your pocket than if you had played every week. I say it all the time to everyone who plays: you're basically setting that dollar bill on fire.
And I always counter that argument by suggesting that you look at the basic math.
I spend $10 on lottery tickets when I remember, probably every couple of weeks. Let's call it $250 a year. If I didn't spend that, I'd have an extra $250 a year (my winnings just get recycled back into the lottery). What could I do with $250 that would profoundly and fundamentally change my life for the better?
Let's look at it over ten years. $2500 is an OK vacation somewhere sunny. Nice to have, but is one additional vacation every ten years going to profoundly and fundamentally change my life for the better? Is it a vacation I wouldn't otherwise be able to afford? How about over fifty years? $12,500 is an OK used car. In the grand scheme of my life this money has next to zero opportunity cost.
I put it to you that unless you are on the breadline and every dollar and cent counts, you're stupid not to play the lottery. Sure, the chances of winning are infinitesimally small, but giving yourself a small chance to profoundly and fundamentally change your life for the better at the cost of absolutely nothing is a no-brainer decision. You're an idiot if you don't play.
And I always counter that argument by suggesting that you look at the basic math.
I spend $10 on lottery tickets when I remember, probably every couple of weeks. Let's call it $250 a year. If I didn't spend that, I'd have an extra $250 a year (my winnings just get recycled back into the lottery). What could I do with $250 that would profoundly and fundamentally change my life for the better?
Let's look at it over ten years. $2500 is an OK vacation somewhere sunny. Nice to have, but is one additional vacation every ten years going to profoundly and fundamentally change my life for the better? Is it a vacation I wouldn't otherwise be able to afford? How about over fifty years? $12,500 is an OK used car. In the grand scheme of my life this money has next to zero opportunity cost.
I put it to you that unless you are on the breadline and every dollar and cent counts, you're stupid not to play the lottery. Sure, the chances of winning are infinitesimally small, but giving yourself a small chance to profoundly and fundamentally change your life for the better at the cost of absolutely nothing is a no-brainer decision. You're an idiot if you don't play.
You know what when it's over 272 mill your pot odds are better than the real odds so what the hell.
And I always counter that argument by suggesting that you look at the basic math.
I spend $10 on lottery tickets when I remember, probably every couple of weeks. Let's call it $250 a year. If I didn't spend that, I'd have an extra $250 a year (my winnings just get recycled back into the lottery). What could I do with $250 that would profoundly and fundamentally change my life for the better?
Let's look at it over ten years. $2500 is an OK vacation somewhere sunny. Nice to have, but is one additional vacation every ten years going to profoundly and fundamentally change my life for the better? Is it a vacation I wouldn't otherwise be able to afford? How about over fifty years? $12,500 is an OK used car. In the grand scheme of my life this money has next to zero opportunity cost.
I put it to you that unless you are on the breadline and every dollar and cent counts, you're stupid not to play the lottery. Sure, the chances of winning are infinitesimally small, but giving yourself a small chance to profoundly and fundamentally change your life for the better at the cost of absolutely nothing is a no-brainer decision. You're an idiot if you don't play.
And I always counter that argument by suggesting that you look at the basic math.
I spend $10 on lottery tickets when I remember, probably every couple of weeks. Let's call it $250 a year. If I didn't spend that, I'd have an extra $250 a year (my winnings just get recycled back into the lottery). What could I do with $250 that would profoundly and fundamentally change my life for the better?
Let's look at it over ten years. $2500 is an OK vacation somewhere sunny. Nice to have, but is one additional vacation every ten years going to profoundly and fundamentally change my life for the better? Is it a vacation I wouldn't otherwise be able to afford? How about over fifty years? $12,500 is an OK used car. In the grand scheme of my life this money has next to zero opportunity cost.
I put it to you that unless you are on the breadline and every dollar and cent counts, you're stupid not to play the lottery. Sure, the chances of winning are infinitesimally small, but giving yourself a small chance to profoundly and fundamentally change your life for the better at the cost of absolutely nothing is a no-brainer decision. You're an idiot if you don't play.
I would argue that the chance of that $2500 vacation every 10 years profoundly changing your life is as likely as you winning enough money in the lottery to profoundly change your life.
And how many times how you won the lottery?
I would argue that the chance of that $2500 vacation every 10 years profoundly changing your life is as likely as you winning enough money in the lottery to profoundly change your life.
OK, but it isn't like I'm not going to have that vacation anyway. That's the point. I'm not going to have anything I wouldn't otherwise have, it's such a small amount over such a long period as to be an irrelevance.
True, you'd have that vacation anyway, but we're talking about the vacation you'd have with the lottery money you didn't spend.
It doesn't change the fact that the odds are better of something traumatically life-changing happening to you on the way to purchase the ticket than of you actually positively changing your life by winning.
The worst part about the lottery is that the people that can afford it the least play it the most. you're an idiot if you play.
The worst part about the lottery is that the people that can afford it the least play it the most. you're an idiot if you play.
You're right. They need to come up with a way for me to play the lotto without leaving home.
Disclaimer: I don't buy lotto tickets.
But I can afford it, so why wouldn't I? I already said that my logic doesn't apply if you're on the breadline, but I'm not. The lottery costs me on average less than a beer per week.
But I can afford it, so why wouldn't I? I already said that my logic doesn't apply if you're on the breadline, but I'm not. The lottery costs me on average less than a beer per week.
You're right. They need to come up with a way for me to play the lotto without leaving home.
Disclaimer: I don't buy lotto tickets.
you can afford to play the stock market too, and actually get return on your investment, but I'm not in the business of telling people how to spend their money. truth is I spend money on stuff wayyyy more useless than the lottery.
But I can afford it, so why wouldn't I? I already said that my logic doesn't apply if you're on the breadline, but I'm not. The lottery costs me on average less than a beer per week.You are a selfish poopchute for winning away the lottery from the poor people!!!
I can't wait to rub it in your faces when i win 50 million tonight.
And somehow you'll still miss the 2015 tailgate.
You are a selfish poopchute for winning away the lottery from the poor people!!!
I just never understood the "you're throwing the dollar away!" argument. Granted, if you're on welfare then playing the lottery is dumb. But it's a little bit of fun for a dollar. Why not? Think of all the change you lose in the couch.
OK, but it isn't like I'm not going to have that vacation anyway. That's the point. I'm not going to have anything I wouldn't otherwise have, it's such a small amount over such a long period as to be an irrelevance.
But I'm not going to have an extra vacation with that money. I'm not putting $5 a week away dutifully in order to have an extra vacation in ten years' time. No-one does that excrement.
And somehow you'll still miss the 2015 tailgate.
I always thought that if I ended up winning and then found out that I'd have to share with 10 other winners, I'd probably end up being pretty disappointed.
I always wondered if people who regularly buy lottery tickets realize how retarded they are
you can afford to play the stock market too, and actually get return on your investment, but I'm not in the business of telling people how to spend their money. truth is I spend money on stuff wayyyy more useless than the lottery.
When it hits a certain point, I'll buy 5 of them just because it's fun to have that 'what it' moment. Who the freak cares if people buy them every week? People spend money on excrement they don't need and don't derive more than a momentary benefit from. It usually doesn't cost a freaking dollar a week.Does the typical lottery player only spend one dollar per week?
By all means, show me the stock you can get a good return on for a dollar.
By all means, show me the stock you can get a good return on for a dollar.You do realize that you can easily start an ira for a few dollars a week?
Does the typical lottery player only spend one dollar per week?
Consistently spending your money on something that has a 99.999999999% chance of stealing your money sounds freaking retarded to me.
If you wanna jerk off to a quick thrill go play blackjack or roll the dice on a cheap hooker without wrapping it up
Wait...I want to know where this casino is. Blackjack and the gas to drive there for 1-2 bucks a week? Sign me up!I forgot that most convenience stores deliver
Yes, the people who play their numbers weekly generally spend 1-2 dollars a week. I'm sure some people play more but "anyone who plays regularly" would include these people.
You do realize that you can easily start an ira for a few dollars a week?
10/week into a Roth ira can realistically end up in 200 grand tax free at retirement.
I forgot that most convenience stores deliver
Whether they're spending 1$/week or 100 is irrelevant. It's still retarded
Where do they get the other $8 a week? That's 8 times the precious dollar they're wasting! The thought of someone making the trip to drop their $4 in an IRA makes me think of that kid who saved his allowance and tooth fairy money. Apparently that was dcm.The trip to drop their 4$?
Well, you would know.It's the principal
Tossing away $1 a week is as bad as tossing away $100. Irrelevant!
The trip to drop their 4$?
Thank God AL Gore invented the Internet.
And you can have it automatically done.
I always thought that if I ended up winning and then found out that I'd have to share with 10 other winners, I'd probably end up being pretty disappointed.
It's the principal
I just want to point out on a more amusing note that I'm heading out on a date with this chick, and she texted me a few minutes ago saying she'll be a few minutes late because she stopped to get lottery tickets.
Told you people that buy lottery tickets are retarded. She's going on a date with me
/argument won
Just on principal I am buying 10 with of power ball tickets, freak you DCM.Maybe later. Try buying me a drink first
Maybe later. Try buying me a drink first
People who track every dollar spent and weight the opportunity cost/value of every cent usually turn out to be the most boring people on the planet.
Some Jews are pretty interesting.
It's the principal
Just on principal I am buying 10 with of power ball tickets, freak you DCM.So you are his date?
People who track every dollar spent and weight the opportunity cost/value of every cent usually turn out to be the most boring people on the planet.
The personal finance subreddit is pretty great for this. They will do anything to avoid paying 25 bucks in interest over 6 months.
/r/frugal is the most amusing one.
So you are his date?
Did you get your Thanksgiving Day present yet?Not yet.
anybody under the age of 25-26 right now is guaranteed to be a retard
Well is not like Bruce Jenner comes up in every day conversation, he hasn't done excrement since 1976 but when you get your rooster cut off purposely or otherwise, it tends to make people talk.
He's already driving like a woman.
http://www.tmz.com/2015/02/07/bruce-jenner-fatal-car-accident-pacific-coast-highway-malibu-photo-dead/
People who remain seated when you introduce yourself. Stand the freak up if I come over to shake your hand.
I generally stand up whenever I shake someone's hand. Coming or going, and whether I know them or not. It's rude not to.I take it a step further. I stand up AND get an erection out of respect.
I take it a step further. I stand up AND get an erection out of respect.
People who remain seated when you introduce yourself. Stand the freak up if I come over to shake your hand.
People who remain seated when you introduce yourself. Stand the freak up if I come over to shake your hand.
A referee got mad at me the other day because I didn't stand up to shake his hand.
I didn't do it on purpose. I was showing a female teacher how to work the scoreboard because the bundle of sticks that usually does it no-showed. He walked up to me when I was in the middle of explaining something, so I just extended my hand, said hello, and went about my business.
He started saying stuff about me being disrespectful. Shut the freak up and watch my team win by 25 points, black poopchute.
JE won't like this very much, but if I wasn't a young white coach, it wouldn't have been a problem. Out of the 8 schools we've faced, I am one of two white coaches. We've probably had three white officials in 15 total games.
A referee got mad at me the other day because I didn't stand up to shake his hand.
I didn't do it on purpose. I was showing a female teacher how to work the scoreboard because the bundle of sticks that usually does it no-showed. He walked up to me when I was in the middle of explaining something, so I just extended my hand, said hello, and went about my business.
He started saying stuff about me being disrespectful. Shut the freak up and watch my team win by 25 points, black poopchute.
JE won't like this very much, but if I wasn't a young white coach, it wouldn't have been a problem. Out of the 8 schools we've faced, I am one of two white coaches. We've probably had three white officials in 15 total games.
Why would I have a problem with that? Give me some credit for seeing a difference between stating facts and ignorant stereotyping.
You've developed a reputation of being unable to criticize anyone of color for anything. Well, except if they happen to play for the Patriots.
A half get up is acceptable.
where you start standing as you shake but it's completed before you're totally upright, and end up just sitting back down
When people say weed eater and snow thrower instead of weed whacker and snow blower.
freak you, I say weed eater. I think the technical term is string trimmer, but that sounds gay.
I'm sure it's been out in here at some point but...autocorrect. Go beijing yourself.
I'm sure it's been out in here at some point but...autocorrect. Go freak yourself.
They're a Vegas supermarket right?
CVS does the same thing.
I could wrap presents with the receipts my wife brings home from CVS.
They're a Vegas supermarket right?CVS ones are even longer
CVS does the same thing.
CVS ones are even longer
at least CVS has good coupons on them though.
Dumbass NFL fans that type a few shitty ramblings on wordpress that no one reads and call it "my piece" like they work for the NY Times. Piece of excrement is more like it.You've been reading Michael Stoudt stuff again?
Dumbass NFL fans that type a few shitty ramblings on wordpress that no one reads and call it "my piece" like they work for the NY Times. Piece of excrement is more like it.
Apartment hunting. I hate brokers.
Working on a "holiday"
What kind of square wakes up at 9 AM on a holiday?
i haven't put pants on yet. So technically...i'm still sleeping.
What did people used to do back in the day before it was popular to pretend to have a gluten allergy?
Sucks guys. At least it'll be slow as hell.
What did people used to do back in the day before it was popular to pretend to have a gluten allergy?
When I have to pay extra for parking and this freaking piece of excrement clown mother fucker parks in my spot under the carport.
If I was a complete waste of life like this retard, I'd get his faggoty PT Cruiser towed.
Or you could just have it towed because freak that guy.
Chicks that go hiking/Rock climbing for the sole purpose of taking selfies
Chicks that go hiking/Rock climbing for the sole purpose of taking selfies
I feel like girls did less excrement in general before cell phone cameras, instagram, and FB. Now they're all trying to one-up each other.
I feel like girls did less excrement in general before cell phone cameras, instagram, and FB. Now they're all trying to one-up each other.
I feel like girls did less excrement in general before cell phone cameras, instagram, and FB. Now they're all trying to one-up each other.
Girls did excrement. They just didn't feel a need to craft some image of themselves online. I think they do largely the same excrement, they just capture it differently.
Suffrage Patrol
Everything about lent. The excrement on everyone's face. The dramatic conversation about what they are giving up. Fish in the microwave every Friday for months.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QdGpmzrsknY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QdGpmzrsknY
I'm fairly certain this is it, but Artie Lange's bookie story on Ash Wednesday. Priceless. He discussed this in his book, too.
The Jr makes the name though. I can't think of MLK without the Jr, but I can think of JFK without it.
When Italian Seafood shows up and tries to tell everyone that the Jets traded Darrelle Revis for Dee Milliner
It doesn't matter how much money you make if you don't pay your bills. Learned that one the hard way.
My alarm goes off first about 30mins before I have to get up. I require at least 5 hits of the snooze button every morning.
My family hates me.
I am Tommy.
My family hates me.
When I'm at the bar and I've shown every idiot woman that I'm cool and then they all want to go home with me and freak my brains out but I can only take six so then I have to toss 20 or 30 of them the way of the assholes who show up and have no business picking up on women because they don't know how to crack into their feeble and inferior minds and solve them like a puzzle. There are usually some 8s and 9s mixed in there so it's not too bad but one time there were too many 10s so I just started giving out numbers like the deli and told them to come back the next night and they can move to the front of the line but it was so much effort because I got mobbed on the way in. I should really start charging these guys for my scraps and leftovers. Women are all whores anyway.
When I'm at the bar and I've shown every idiot woman that I'm cool and then they all want to go home with me and freak my brains out but I can only take six so then I have to toss 20 or 30 of them the way of the assholes who show up and have no business picking up on women because they don't know how to crack into their feeble and inferior minds and solve them like a puzzle. There are usually some 8s and 9s mixed in there so it's not too bad but one time there were too many 10s so I just started giving out numbers like the deli and told them to come back the next night and they can move to the front of the line but it was so much effort because I got mobbed on the way in. I should really start charging these guys for my scraps and leftovers. Women are all whores anyway.
No mention of the number of Tinder matches you have 8/10
Football fans who say they have to look at more "tape" on a player, and just go look up a bunch of highlight videos on youtube. There's nothing wrong with highlight videos, but don't pretend like you are Daniel Jeremiah digging into the NFL films archive for research.
Man you sound almost as good as JFIF but he trips over "8's and 9's" on his way to 10's.
can't wait till the anti social media counter culture develops. Social media will still have its place but people will stop living on it.
The 10s are the worst. Too much hassle and trouble and not enough reward. Once you've been with a couple the novelty wears off.
Unfortunately in the instagram age, you have 6 and 7s pretending to be 10s and you have these mongrels that satiate their need for attention and validation. I can't wait till the anti social media counter culture develops. Social media will still have its place but people will stop living on it. Hey lets show how much fun we're having instead of actually having fun
That's already been happening.You live in Maine.
It's 2015, how is butt dialing still a thing?
Good lord I hate the S-4 for all the freaking pocket dials of people I don't want to talk to or haven't in years. For freak sake it pocket dialed Guinness last week, I was tempted to smash the freaking thing. If he answered he would probably still be talking into it.I didn't think you noticed you did that. You sent me two pics of, I'm guessing, something in Miami (I thought you were rubbing the beautiful weather in my face) and then left me a 3 minute voicemail which I realized was nothing within 10 seconds.
I didn't think you noticed you did that. You sent me two pics of, I'm guessing, something in Miami (I thought you were rubbing the beautiful weather in my face) and then left me a 3 minute voicemail which I realized was nothing within 10 seconds.
My internet is blowing up with people talking about the color of that stupid freaking dress. Nobody cares.
now I'm one of them. freak me
I saw white and gold. Probably just a stupid thing that depends on your monitor/screen and viewing angle
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Why is this a thingWe are a dumb people.
We are a dumb people.
It actually could be able to teach people about how crazy the brain, and specifically here how it perceives the world, can be.
or it just proves that at least 1 out of every 2 people is a complete retard.
It actually could be able to teach people about how crazy the brain, and specifically here how it perceives the world, can be.
Otherwise known as Florida State University's admission requirements.
didn't you know that's the only way to get 5 star recruits? Let me know how your research on "perceiving the world" goes.
Yeah I can tell by the all the FB statuses saying it's whatever color end of discussion that people are really learning a lot from that dress.
I would, but you probably wouldn't get it.
The dumbest people tend to be the loudest.
For real? Don't even respond if that's all you got.
People who sit in the left lane at a traffic light, wait until it turns green and then put their left indicator on. freak you, poopchute.
People who sit in the left lane at a traffic light, wait until it turns green and then put their left indicator on. freak you, poopchute.
what
What was difficult to understand about that?
Everyone in Florida drives around with at least one blinker permanently on.
Wrong. No one uses blinkers at all.
I don't get upset about shitty drivers because we a all eventually do something stupid on the highway. Some are worse than others.
"Selfie sticks"
The fact that I know what this is makes me want to move to another planet.
Bar staff who hold a wine glass by the bulb.
Bar staff who hold a wine glass by the bulb.
Who the freak cares?
With their loose grip they might spill some on his white jeans.
Ordering wine at a pub? Ugh.
Who the freak cares?
Bar staff who hold a wine glass by the bulb.You, sir, are a much more refined gentleman than I.
You, sir, are a much more refined gentleman than I.
Me: "Hey, is that wine?? excrement yeah!"
Who the freak cares?
With their loose grip they might spill some on his white jeans.
Anyone who is getting paid to serve wine should know how to hold wine. Basic professionalism.Doesn't the glass hold the wine?
Doesn't the glass hold the wine?
Anyone getting paid to serve wine should be able to gracefully cup the wine into the customer's open mouth quickly enough to maintain the proper serving temperature. Basic professionalism.Sounds like a BJ.
Sounds like a BJ.
Never expect anything less from your server/bartender.Damn, I need to go to that restaurant.
Damn, I need to go to that restaurant.
What if Puck is your waiter?(http://m.quickmeme.com/img/66/6639f2eea204b5d053600db4c2f63fe9e1e9740a73511bacee76a01ce4a2ca81.jpg)
I think someone should do an experiment. Use a thermometer, check the temp before the bulb is touched, check the temp after the bulb is released, and then stick the thermometer in JE's derriere and slap him for pretending he can notice a half degree difference.
You need to up the ante. Drop your pants and start masturbating furiously.
I'm sorry but if I was in JE's position I would have looked at my garçon with such disdain and then backhanded him/her with my fancy white gloves immediately and demanded another glass.
If you're using white gloves, Bo, that's a straight up duel right there. Aren't you from the South?
I'm sorry but if I was in JE's position I would have looked at my garçon with such disdain and then backhanded him/her immediately and demanded another glass.
I think we found your problem. I always demand to be served by a sommelier.Ah. First World problems.
I was specifically referring to a hotel bar, which was neither a down at heel pooper nor the Ritz-Carlton. As ONS said though, if you're being paid to serve wine you should understand the basic freaking principles of how to do it correctly.I still would have smacked the excrement out of him or her anyway. Never make that mistake again, I bet.
I still would have smacked the excrement out of him or her anyway. Never make that mistake again, I bet.
I'm going to be checking for proper technique next time I visit your place of employment.I'm as professional as they come, kidding me?
I'm as professional as they come, kidding me?
You must be. There were like 6 or 7 people just sitting there talking to you the last time I was at your work.And they got their subpar wine in the plastic cup I provided to them. Consummate professional, my friend.
Oh my God, this one lady in the office basically waits until I am in my seat and traps me in my office talking about things I clearly don't care about. I need to just get up and walk away, but I'm too nice. As I'm typing this now, she is telling me how her clients sometimes don't seem to be listening to what she says to them. I am also not listening to what she says. All I heard was "rable blah blah, frustrating blah blah, talking, blah blah rabble rabble"Put this bitch in a room with me.
I'm not the most observant person in the world, but how can someone be so clueless that I'm not listening? She is still talking, and I'm still typing this. I think I could put on a porno and she wouldn't stop talking.
And they got their subpar wine in the plastic cup I provided to them. Consummate professional, my friend.
I can't wait till the anti social media counter culture develops. Social media will still have its place but people will stop living on it. Hey lets show how much fun we're having instead of actually having fun
That's already been happening.
Jetoffensive grammar rules:
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What in the freak is that? Looks like Beetlejuice.
David Shing, an Edward Scissorhands meets Skrillex with black nail polish, is AOL’s digital prophet. That’s his actual job title. And while employees at the company that still sells dial-up internet suffer through layoffs, the failure of Patch, and the embarrassment of having Tim Armstrong as its chief executive, “Shingy” (as he prefers to be called) is making the media rounds sharing his digital prophecy.
People that walk/run on the narrow streets lined with snow when there are shoveled sidewalks for freaking pedestrian motherfuckers
I don't understand.
Waiters who recite an unreasonable amount of specials that I have no intention of ordering.
Waiters who recite an unreasonable amount of specials that I have no intention of ordering.
I always take it as "food were trying to get rid of because no one ever orders it"
I always take it as "food were trying to get rid of because no one ever orders it"
I order the specials sometimes, if they sound good freak it. Problem is, many times they don't sound that good.
"give me one of every special"
The Walking Dead.
Depends on a) the restaurant and b) the day of the week. At a good restaurant it will often be because the chef found a particularly good quality ingredient at a supplier, but even at a good restaurant the fish special on a Sunday is probably to be avoided.
Waiters who recite an unreasonable amount of specials that I have no intention of ordering.In the same token, waiters who recite the whole: "Welcome to _______! My name is Johnny Salami. Is this your first time dining with us? It is? Well blah blah blah" for like 2 minutes. I just awkwardly nod along and then pretend I'm grateful for their forced speech.
Any good restaurant would easily rather toss product than serve old proteins. But there are a lot of bad restaurants.
Most specials at good restaurants are the best food available - products that are too expensive to keep on the menu full-time but are good for social media, recipes that chefs are actually excited about trying and experimenting with, product that distributors don't have access too most of the time/are very seasonal.
Overuse of hashtags is annoying, but seeing someone completely freak up a hashtag is even worse. Like when they put punctuation in the middle and it truncates the tag.
#don'tcare = #don
#excrement!post!
Grown men who use smilies in work emails.
Grown men who use emojis in text messages too.
Grown men who use emojis in text messages too.:-*
pure faggotry
I really want to know JFIF's opinion on this.
My phone has used up nearly its entire battery flipping through Twitter and here every few seconds.
I ain't getting excrement done today.
No, you need to buy shirts that fit properly.
I'm not sure you can appreciate his problem.
No, you need to buy shirts that fit properly.
Maybe so. I don't buy custom shirts at a tailor or anything, but these are XL shirts here.
Button down, business shirts?
I have the same problem. I'm fairly tall, but my torso is proportionally taller than my legs.
Look for XLT (tall) shirts. If you tend to get shirts at places like JCPenney, Kohls, etc, it's tough to find those sizes in the store, but their online stores tend to have a better selection. XLT fits me like a glove.
I didn't even notice that. Where do you even buy dress shirts that aren't listed by neck and sleeve length?
Guys, my neck and sleeves are remaining tucked in just fine, the bottom of my shirt is the problem.
Guys, my neck and sleeves are remaining tucked in just fine, the bottom of my shirt is the problem.
Staple your shirt to your pants
Have you tried tucking into your underwear? Totally serious.
I didn't even notice that. Where do you even buy dress shirts that aren't listed by neck and sleeve length?
That sounds pretty uncomfortable.
I didn't even notice that. Where do you even buy dress shirts that aren't listed by neck and sleeve length?
Not sure what the sizes are other than I wear XL usually, they fit perfect, but constantly untuck when I'm getting up from/sitting down at my desk.Size XLT online babbie.
Makes me look like even more of a slob than I actually am.
Or go to a store that specialises in menswear for tall guys. I have the reverse problem, shirts that fit my neck and shoulders are too long in the sleeves because of my stumpy stature.
My Senheiser headphones arrived today. Believe it or not, they are WAY TOO BIG for my head.
Guys who complain when someone makes a bank shot in a pickup game.gotta call it bro.
gotta call it bro.
Not sure what the sizes are other than I wear XL usually, they fit perfect, but constantly untuck when I'm getting up from/sitting down at my desk.
Makes me look like even more of a slob than I actually am.
Pi day. Full of people pretending they know what the freak pi is, and even more trying to be clever.
Example:
Rich Cimini @RichCimini 3s3 seconds ago
3.14.15 -- A pi in the face for @StonyBrookMBB. Crushing loss. #Seawolves
Pi day. Full of people pretending they know what the freak pi is, and even more trying to be clever.
Pi day. Full of people pretending they know what the freak pi is, and even more trying to be clever.
Dry chickenGotta learn to brine
Gotta learn to brine
It doesn't happen at home. Only when I eat elsewhere.
Sprint
I am on a family plan that my sister up in Boston runs. Recently my phone broke so I went to a Sprint store about buying a new phone considering I was due for an upgrade. I was told since I was not the account holder, I could not buy it there. So my sister tries to order one online and have me pick it up at the store, however that is also apparently that they cannot do. Instead she has to order one and have it shipped to my apartment. How is that any different than me picking it up at a store where I can get one ASAP?
IKEA online. Fuckn everything about trying to purchase excrement online from them.
Oh man, that takes all the IKEA out of IKEA.
Oh man, that takes all the IKEA out of IKEA.
I pretty much know all the furniture I'm getting as I had it all in HK, all from IKEA out there. I don't see why I should have to visit the store and order from there if I know exactly what I want. They really make it difficult for you though.
Oh man, that takes all the IKEA out of IKEA.
We don't do IKEA stores here, unless one feels like trekking out to Red Hook or NJ.
Yeah, really.
Hicksville?
Not worth it.
How did you break it?
Kicked my ottoman by accident while walking across the living room with a bottle. Just over two weeks ago. Thankfully it's not the big toe.
There's not much you can do with a broken toe, I have had plenty.
Yeah, I read it can take around 6 weeks to heal or something. I finally picked up some adhesive bandaging today to wrap it against the toe next to it for stability.
When I get blatantly cut off and the other driver gives ME a dirty look.
Hahah they cut you off down here and immediately flip you off, like it was your fault.It's why I hate driving and just let my wife drive if we're together. Everything I do on the road is wrong.
It's why I hate driving and just let my wife drive if we're together. Everything I do on the road is wrong.
It's why I hate driving and just let my wife drive if we're together. Everything I do on the road is wrong.
Wait...you willingly entrust your life to a someone with a vagina behind the wheel?
You're a brave man.
Wait...you willingly entrust your life to a someone with a vagina behind the wheel?My wife drives like a bull dyke. I don't even look directly at her for fear of beatdown.
You're a brave man.
My pizza is super late on the brakes and her default position behind a car is close enough to be annoying but possibly not actually tailgating.
I hit the imaginary brakes on the passenger side every time she has to stop.
When I get blatantly cut off and the other driver gives ME a dirty look.
When I can't get the balance of wasabi and soy right while eating sushi. Add a touch of soy, now it tastes of nothing except soy. A tiny dot more wasabi, and now my nose is melting off my face.
Is this sushi you bought in a little plastic box?
When I can't get the balance of wasabi and soy right while eating sushi. Add a touch of soy, now it tastes of nothing except soy. A tiny dot more wasabi, and now my nose is melting off my face.
Funnily enough it was; I know that supermarket sushi generally isn't very good but I live in a very Asian area, the sushi is made fresh at a T&T concession inside the store.
Do you mix wasabi into the soy, or just try to put both on the sushi? I tend to mix them until I have a perfect balance, then dip the sushi.
I just wanted to make sure you weren't doing it to nice sushi.
I like eel sauce and spicy mayo mix, I am not a fan of wasabi and soy.
I like eel sauce and spicy mayo mix
eel sauce and spicy mayo
Are you not supposed to dunk good sushi in soy and wasabi? I like sushi a lot but I couldn't claim to know an awful lot about it. I only learned a couple of years back that the pickled ginger is supposed to be eaten between pieces to keep flavours distinct.
Are you not supposed to dunk good sushi in soy and wasabi? I like sushi a lot but I couldn't claim to know an awful lot about it. I only learned a couple of years back that the pickled ginger is supposed to be eaten between pieces to keep flavours distinct.
Depends on if you are a hipster or not.
Is this a thing, or are you doing an MB?
Do you use steak sauce at Ben and Jacks?
Are you talking sashimi or sushi?
But seriously, I guess I am talking more about sashimi. If I'm at a nicer restaurant I'm more likely to be having that than sushi so maybe that's why I'd associate it that way.
But seriously, I guess I am talking more about sashimi. If I'm at a nicer restaurant I'm more likely to be having that than sushi so maybe that's why I'd associate it that way.
If it's really high quality stuff, you don't want to step on it with anything.
That really depends - high quality sushi places will pre-season certain pieces but many also give custom sauces that you can dip yourself, and 'un-dressed' sushi or sashimi can always be dipped in soy sauce, even at the fanciest places. Salt brings out flavor - unless you're really into subtle foods, raw fish can often be better with a bit of soy sauce.
Diluting your wasabi into your soy sauce isn't recommended/"correct", but the importance of that is debatable with fake wasabi.
Well this was annoying, and pretty freaking weird.
I got a text saying my credit card was being used (which I didn't even know they had my cellphone number).
Checked my account and sure enough it was real,saying I was eating at a restaurant in California (which I've never been).
But what I couldn't figure out, is it wasn't even a credit card I use. It was one I signed up for at the bank in person on paper.
And stuck in a draw in my room NEVER having made any purchases on at all.
So I have no idea how it could have gotten stolen. It literally would have to have been through chase. And I can't see why some criminal mastermind would hack chase just to buy freaking pizza on my credit card.
Well this was annoying, and pretty freaking weird.
I got a text saying my credit card was being used (which I didn't even know they had my cellphone number).
Checked my account and sure enough it was real,saying I was eating at a restaurant in California (which I've never been).
But what I couldn't figure out, is it wasn't even a credit card I use. It was one I signed up for at the bank in person on paper.
And stuck in a draw in my room NEVER having made any purchases on at all.
So I have no idea how it could have gotten stolen. It literally would have to have been through chase. And I can't see why some criminal mastermind would hack chase just to buy freaking pizza on my credit card.
I got a text saying my credit card was being used (which I didn't even know they had my cellphone number).
Checked my account and sure enough it was real,saying I was eating at a restaurant in California (which I've never been).
saying I was eating at a restaurant in California
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I think credit cards are sold on the dark web. If so, someone probably hacked chase, and sold the number.Bought a stolen credit card to buy pizza?
Bought a stolen credit card to buy pizza?
Though the first thing they did was spend 5$ at metropcs which made it blatantly obvious that something funky was up. Buying minutes or a burner phone or something
I think credit cards are sold on the dark web. If so, someone probably hacked chase, and sold the number.
Bought a stolen credit card to buy pizza?
Though the first thing they did was spend 5$ at metropcs which made it blatantly obvious that something funky was up. Buying minutes or a burner phone or something
They test the card to see if it gets immediately picked up. CC companies don't give a freak if they eat the charge for some pizza. The crooks are trying to see if the alert gets triggered before they get busted trying to make a big purchase.I guess since gas dropped in price so much there goes that trick. That used to be a hot purchase for stolen credit cards
They test the card to see if it gets immediately picked up. CC companies don't give a freak if they eat the charge for some pizza. The crooks are trying to see if the alert gets triggered before they get busted trying to make a big purchase.
Has anyone yet asked why you have a credit card that just sits in a drawer not getting used? At least rotate a balance through there to get them to raise the credit line and boost your credit score.
Well I have a real credit card I used all the time.
I just had a backup incase some excrement happens with my main one. I figured with how much I use my credit card online that it was inevitable that it would get fucked.
This makes sense, but how do they know if it gets triggered?
Do you pay cash for stuff?Rarely
Rarely
What I was getting at is use the credit card to make some mundane purchases, and then pay it off. If you write a check or use your debit card for utility bill, use the credit card and then pay it off.So even use a "backup" card if you have it?
I was coat tailing IJR anyway.
Well this was annoying, and pretty freaking weird.
I got a text saying my credit card was being used (which I didn't even know they had my cellphone number).
Checked my account and sure enough it was real,saying I was eating at a restaurant in California (which I've never been).
But what I couldn't figure out, is it wasn't even a credit card I use. It was one I signed up for at the bank in person on paper.
And stuck in a draw in my room NEVER having made any purchases on at all.
So I have no idea how it could have gotten stolen. It literally would have to have been through chase. And I can't see why some criminal mastermind would hack chase just to buy freaking pizza on my credit card.
Did the bank rep talk you into getting it or was it your intention to go in there and sign up for one?Nah it was my intention.
I've heard some stories of scumbags strong arming people into taking out a new line of credit and then scamming them.
People who post all sorts of clickbait bullshit on Facebook with no regard for what is true or not.
My life has too many passwords. At least 8 characters, 3 of which must be upper case, lower case, symbols, numbers or a speck of dried blood from my anus. freak off, I didn't want to sign up for your newsletter anyway.
People who take themselves too seriously.
People who can't admit being wrong sometimes.
People that must get in the last word, no matter how wrong or stupid it is.
How do you stand the internet?The gun is at my temple daily.
People who take themselves too seriously.
People who can't admit being wrong sometimes.
People that must get in the last word, no matter how wrong or stupid it is.
People that are "experts" about a team and can't pronounce their team's GM's name.
Why do you think we all call him Duff?
Pronounce his last name?
I don't even know what the freak it is, other than it's not Tannenbaum nor Idzik and that's a good thing.
Macadamia
So finally moved into my new apt. Got my speakers and sound system hooked up, all the furniture, everything.
I had my vacuum cleaner plugged into a power strip, and after a minute all the lights in the apt went off, including the electronics. Turns out the breaker was tripped. I then found out that all outlets, except for the kitchen, hook up to the same 15 amp breaker. Plugging the vacuum directly into the outlet seemed to work for whatever reason.
I don't know enough about electronics, but it doesn't sound like having all outlets hooked to one single breaker is a good idea.
So finally moved into my new apt. Got my speakers and sound system hooked up, all the furniture, everything.
I had my vacuum cleaner plugged into a power strip, and after a minute all the lights in the apt went off, including the electronics. Turns out the breaker was tripped. I then found out that all outlets, except for the kitchen, hook up to the same 15 amp breaker. Plugging the vacuum directly into the outlet seemed to work for whatever reason.
I don't know enough about electronics, but it doesn't sound like having all outlets hooked to one single breaker is a good idea.
Your kitchen outlets might very well be a 20 amp circuit because things like microwaves, blenders and extractor fans draw a lot more power, so Badger's suggestion is a sensible one. Did you buy the place or are you renting?
I'm renting. I'm fine with plugging the vacuum into the kitchen outlet, but I'm going to want to plug in an AC soon. If a vacuum is making the circuit trip, then imagine what an AC will do.
Are you sure that every single outlet is on a single breaker? How many outlets do you have?
That seems a little odd. When you say "one basically shuts off everything in the apt including the lights" do you mean everything including the kitchen, or everything except the kitchen?
A girl where I work is about 24. Has an autistic kid and is barely making ends meet, no help from her deadbeat sperm donator. Anyway, her mother (who has a daughter younger than her own grandson) calls her and needs to borrow money from her to have their dog for treated for a bad laceration. Daughter doesn't have money to give, but finds a way to get it for her Mom because she's a bit of a pushover.
The next day she asks her Mom if she could pick up her son at school. Says she can't because she is getting her 3 y/o daughter's nails done. Want to punch a wall.
A girl where I work is about 24. Has an autistic kid and is barely making ends meet, no help from her deadbeat sperm donator. Anyway, her mother (who has a daughter younger than her own grandson) calls her and needs to borrow money from her to have their dog for treated for a bad laceration. Daughter doesn't have money to give, but finds a way to get it for her Mom because she's a bit of a pushover.
The next day she asks her Mom if she could pick up her son at school. Says she can't because she is getting her 3 y/o daughter's nails done. Want to punch a wall.
Apart from the miserable standard of human behaviour exhibited there, wouldn't it have made more sense for daughter to get employee rates to have the dog treated?Her mother doesn't work here. It's her mother's dog. Also she had "zero money" so she couldn't have afforded that either. It's not the hospital's responsibility to discount for extended family's pets. Would open a huge cavern of stupidness. I repaired it anyway. We weren't going to let the dog go untreated. It's a huge problem in vet medicine. People take advantage of our guilt complex for animals and lie about what they can afford. Show up in a Jaguar with "no money"......
Her mother doesn't work here. It's her mother's dog. Also she had "zero money" so she couldn't have afforded that either. It's not the hospital's responsibility to discount for extended family's pets. Would open a huge cavern of stupidness. I repaired it anyway. We weren't going to let the dog go untreated. It's a huge problem in vet medicine. People take advantage of our guilt complex for animals and lie about what they can afford. Show up in a Jaguar with "no money"......
Does your apartment have its own hot water tank and/or furnace? If so then they must be on their own breakers.
Also, have you tested every outlet? As Badger says there may well be one designated for a high draw unit like an AC, that would account for another one of the breakers that you think is unused. Try flipping all four of those off and leaving the main breaker for the outlets and lights on, then go round and plug something into each outlet in turn and see if there's one that doesn't work. If there is, leave your test device plugged in and flip each of the four breakers in turn until the outlet comes on.
Or, y'know, call the freaking landlord.
this happens all the time, but I never post it.
I'll leave my office suite, be waiting by the elevator, and a random guy will exit the stairs from another floor, Walk right by me and walk into the bathroom of the floor I work on (shared by the office suites). freak YOU. I don't even really use that bathroom because my customer and vendors have much nicer facilities, but freak YOU. it's a 2 stall 2 urinal bathroom, go excrement on your own floor you goddamn barbarian.
Don't blame a man for seeking a peaceful dump.
I do it all the time. My office is on the 2nd floor, I walked up to the 6th floor and left a glorious steamer for all there to enjoy, this was an hour ago.
my wife. shut the freak up and leave me alone.
She's pregnant, no she won't.
She's pregnant, no she won't.
I am not a total poopchute.(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/I-dont-believe-you.gif)
I deactivated my voicemail a while ago. If something's important you can find a better way to leave a message.
And whose fault is that?!
I would do the same if not for job offers.
I hate 5 second messages in my cell that say nothing buy "hey, call me back when you get a chance." What the hell else was I gonna do with your missed call?
I would do the same if not for job offers.
I hate 5 second messages in my cell that say nothing buy "hey, call me back when you get a chance." What the hell else was I gonna do with your missed call?
So that other people can't listen to your messages, obviously.
God forbid anyone finds out my mom wants me to call her back. I'd be ruined.
God forbid anyone finds out my mom wants me to call her back. I'd be ruined.
But imagine you were the kind of man who felt the need for extracurricular activities. Can you imagine if all it took was for your wife to hold done the 1 key for a few seconds to unravel your life?
Is it wrong that I only listen to vmail when I have 20 messages and the "mailbox" is full?
No, if they deserved your immediate attention they should have sent you a text or an email.
Is it wrong that I only listen to vmail when I have 20 messages and the "mailbox" is full?
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Is that you 30 years ago?
I'd gladly sacrifice that privacy to shave 5 seconds off the voicemail process.
I'm with you Badge. My pin to unlock my phone is the same for my voicemail. May as well ask me for a pin to check my texts too.
I don't even use a pin for my phone.
OK, I'm going to do you a solid then and tell you how to get round typing the PIN in every time you want to access your mobile voicemail. Go into your settings and find the voicemail number (on Android it's Menu > Settings > My Device > Call > Voicemail Settings > Voicemail Number, I don't know about iPhone), then at the end of the number add Pause (under the Symbol key on Android) followed by your PIN. Save and exit. Now when you dial voicemail, it will automatically enter the PIN for you.
You can thank me in beer.
This changes EVERYTHING
Is the 3 seconds it takes such a big deal?
For you to figure out and implement this probably took longer than the combined amount of time it takes to enter 4 digits over 10 years
Is the 3 seconds it takes such a big deal?
For you to figure out and implement this probably took longer than the combined amount of time it takes to enter 4 digits over 10 years
The crack in my television
People that give their kids annoying names just to be different. Especially the ones that change the spelling of a common name to something that is clearly different, yet pronounce it the same.
You're from Virginia you're supposed to hate black people, just say it and not use that cockamamie reason.
People that give their kids annoying names just to be different. Especially the ones that change the spelling of a common name to something that is clearly different, yet pronounce it the same.
There was a girl in my high school named Genifre. Apparently that's "Jennifer".
You are wrong. I have 2 black friends. So there.
Your'Asia and My'Asia (twins)Damn. I want to punch their mothers.
Mocktavious (future mock draft godking)
Rogtavious and Q'Darius (brothers)
Darquarius (light-skinned)
Kentavius and Kentravius (brothers)
Sirvaria and Jervaria (brothers)
Caprishia (Capri Sun?)
Black people love to add D' and -tavious to everything.
Hmmmm....
D'tavious?
Your'Asia and My'Asia (twins)
Get the freak out
"Selfie sticks"
The fact that I know what this is makes me want to move to another planet.
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Just took my first selfie stick pic yesterday at the autoshow.
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The name Anfernee always pissed me off. I hated Anfernee Hardaway just because of that stupid fuckn name.
I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.
I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.
This Fuckn heater in my bathroom. Why is it so damn close to the toilet. So fuckn annoying.
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Missed opportunity!
At l east you were nice enough not to snap a pick after dropping a deuce.
Prolly look better than that selfie posted earlier in the thread
Prolly look better than that selfie posted earlier in the thread
excrement at least she didn't name her kid Braylon.
At l east you were nice enough not to snap a pick after dropping a deuce.
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We're still figuring out a name for our second due in July. I might suggest Stan, just so your career comes crashing down and your life falls apart, too.Lol too late.
Lol too late.
We're still figuring out a name for our second due in July. I might suggest Stan, just so your career comes crashing down and your life falls apart, too.
Obviously it has to be either Santonio or Jerricho. You started this thing rolling, you have to see it through.
If it's a girl, name her Isis.I work with a girl named Isis.. she hates the recent turn in events of terrorism
I work with a girl named Isis.. she hates the recent turn in events of terrorism
As opposed to the people who love them?
I'm sure there are plenty of people who love them.
In this country? No
What are you talking about? There are lots of Muslims in America and it's a well known fact that all Muslims love terrorism and hate freedom. Also, at the rate they're multiplying, by 2025 they'll have enough of them to elect a Muslim (well, another one) as President and then you'll all have to live under Sharia law.
I wasn't suggesting that many people believe in the whole terrorism thing, but enough people do to make terrorism an actual thing. ISIS has nearly 100,000 members, and growing. And there are countless other terrorist organizations. Keep in mind that these groups also attract educated people from well off families. Hell, look at the 911 hijackers.
Obviously the majority of people in the middle east don't support terrorism, but they're not nearly doing enough.
Reminds me of this kid Kaid in my daughter's class. First day of school I see the name and think someone had a really stupid freaking way of spelling Cade. Year started and my daughter comes home and says "There's this boy in my class who just runs up and screams at people and hits them." I was like "What the freak is this bullshit?" She tells us that his name is Kaid and he doesn't speak English. I knew it was his first year because his mom wears a burka to school every damn day and I had never seen anyone do that when my daughter was in K or 1st grade. So, I keep asking her every day if this kid is hitting her, and she says no. She tells us that he doesn't speak any English and she thinks his family moved here from somewhere with an S. I'm guessing Saudi Arabia, someone else says Syria, one says Sudan. Can't figure it out.
Anyway, kid literally cannot speak or read English. 2nd grade and he's as low and remedial as it gets. My daughter says, though, that he smiles when he hits people. Like it's a game. And he doesn't really hurt anyone. It's not like that. A few months in, they have biography night at the school. Mom doesn't show up, but Dad is there. Regular guy in shorts and a t-shirt of all things while his wife has to wear a burka. Kid does his biography speech on Muhammad. It's supposed to be a historical figure, and he chooses Muhammad. Ok.
Fast forward to last week. I take my kids to jiu jitsu and there are Kaid and his brother Agbal or Agdal or Akbal (I don't freaking know what the kid is telling me his name is). They're laughing and smiling and doing great in class, and both of them have great English at this point. I've been in the class and seen that Kaid gets along with the other kids well, but the whole burka thing led me to think they'd be more insular than I thought. So, I talk to their dad. Turns out they moved here from Saudi Arabia in the summer after trying for a while. Guy couldn't stand it there any more and says a lot of people are desperate to get out of the middle east. Some can't get permission, some are tied by family, but not many people are happy living there. This is a guy who is obviously religious enough for his wife to wear something banned in a lot of Muslim countries.
So, there's that. If this guy is telling me that people in the region hate the way things are going, I can't imagine many of the people who actually made it over here are desperate to see ISIS succeed.
Also, I still don't have a freaking clue what the dad's name is. Seriously, just write it down and I'll figure it out, dude.
Reminds me of this kid Kaid in my daughter's class. First day of school I see the name and think someone had a really stupid freaking way of spelling Cade. Year started and my daughter comes home and says "There's this boy in my class who just runs up and screams at people and hits them." I was like "What the freak is this bullshit?" She tells us that his name is Kaid and he doesn't speak English. I knew it was his first year because his mom wears a burka to school every damn day and I had never seen anyone do that when my daughter was in K or 1st grade. So, I keep asking her every day if this kid is hitting her, and she says no. She tells us that he doesn't speak any English and she thinks his family moved here from somewhere with an S. I'm guessing Saudi Arabia, someone else says Syria, one says Sudan. Can't figure it out.
Anyway, kid literally cannot speak or read English. 2nd grade and he's as low and remedial as it gets. My daughter says, though, that he smiles when he hits people. Like it's a game. And he doesn't really hurt anyone. It's not like that. A few months in, they have biography night at the school. Mom doesn't show up, but Dad is there. Regular guy in shorts and a t-shirt of all things while his wife has to wear a burka. Kid does his biography speech on Muhammad. It's supposed to be a historical figure, and he chooses Muhammad. Ok.
Fast forward to last week. I take my kids to jiu jitsu and there are Kaid and his brother Agbal or Agdal or Akbal (I don't freaking know what the kid is telling me his name is). They're laughing and smiling and doing great in class, and both of them have great English at this point. I've been in the class and seen that Kaid gets along with the other kids well, but the whole burka thing led me to think they'd be more insular than I thought. So, I talk to their dad. Turns out they moved here from Saudi Arabia in the summer after trying for a while. Guy couldn't stand it there any more and says a lot of people are desperate to get out of the middle east. Some can't get permission, some are tied by family, but not many people are happy living there. This is a guy who is obviously religious enough for his wife to wear something banned in a lot of Muslim countries.
So, there's that. If this guy is telling me that people in the region hate the way things are going, I can't imagine many of the people who actually made it over here are desperate to see ISIS succeed.
Also, I still don't have a freaking clue what the dad's name is. Seriously, just write it down and I'll figure it out, dude.
As opposed to the people who love them?In the sense that ISIS barely rung a bell before 2014. Now it's the new Al Qaeda
I bite my nails so by all means keep growing.
Only children and nerds chew their nails. Stop it.
Only children and nerds chew their nails. Stop it.
My Sibling. Where the freak did that excrement come from?
National Sibling Day. Where the freak did that excrement come from?
I was friends with this dumb count
is there an "only child" day? Feel bad for those weirdos
Pregnancy hormones. Feels like I'm walking on eggshells trying not to say the wrong thing sometimes.
Pregnancy hormones. Feels like I'm walking on eggshells trying not to say the wrong thing sometimes.
Pregnancy hormones. Feels like I'm walking on eggshells trying not to say the wrong thing sometimes.
when people say "sorry for your lost" instead of "sorry for your loss"
sorry that you're retarded
when people say "sorry for your lost" instead of "sorry for your loss"
sorry that you're retarded
An idiot cousin of mine once said "I would like to offer my deepest gratitudes" to someone who just lost his mother. The guy he said it to didn't correct him.Thanks for dying!
The fucknuckle who thought that banana was an appropriate flavour for a yogurt. Took a pot out the fridge this morning thinking it was vanilla and got a most unpleasant surprise.
Banana/Strawberry yogurt is awesome.
Took a pot out of the fridge?
Banana/Strawberry yogurt is awesome.
Took a pot out of the fridge?
Annoyance: Justified is done.
Pot = thing yogurt comes in
Fridge = big box in the kitchen that keeps stuff cold
Strawberry yogurt is great but banana is not.
All yogurt seems like a joyless breakfast ration to me. And I have it every morning.
The fucknuckle who thought that banana was an appropriate flavour for a yogurt. Took a pot out the fridge this morning thinking it was vanilla and got a most unpleasant surprise.
You joyless freak you. I will be up next week to take your joyless derriere out for some appetizers, on you.
Pot = thing yogurt comes in
I had a bin of yogurt this morning.
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Brother Munson
All yogurt seems like a joyless breakfast ration to me. And I have it every morning.
England and Canada must be weirder than I thought. Yogurt comes in a plastic cup in the states.
Bo prefers milkin' the bull.
Haha That bumbkin is a real dairy man.
Really? Your individual yogurts come with little handles on the side? How odd.
Sometimes I have a bin of yogurt with my basin of cereal.
TIL all cups have handles in the UK. You must have tiny hands to require a handle rather than simply gripping it around the middle.
I think the bigger issue here is the fact that JE apparently can't tell the difference between the words "banana" and "vanilla".
No breakfast is complete without a cistern of coffee.
If it doesn't have a handle, it's a beaker or a mug. It's not about size, it's about the temperature of the contents.
Do struggling university students eat Beaker Noodles in England?
I'm going to enjoy a few chalices of wine later.
I'm going to enjoy a few chalices of wine later.
You know that's actually what a chalice is for, right?
You guys never let me have any fun.
The word cup in no way implies a handle.
MB had a toilet of coffee.
The word cup in no way implies a handle.
JE, what kind of drink container is this?
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What does JE call one of these?
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When my neighbor gets drunk and plays shitty edm so I can hear it. Then I text him to shut up and end up shoving his drunk derriere to the ground outside my door.
First time I ever called the cops in my life.
The Stanley Cup doesn't have a handle either.
A coffee mug most definitely has a handle.
That's a beaker
What does JE call one of these?
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This thread reminds me of this.
Should've stabbed him in the gut and claimed you were standing your ground
I've only worn one for playing cricket, and it's called a box.No way..... Haha.
The Stanley Cup doesn't have a handle either.
You missed "my face when Americans call the language they speak English".
I thought about stomping his face for a quick second but don't wanna go to jail for a night over that retard.
Dunno how it happened, but I'm now stuck shaking the office security guards hand every morning. Today was like the 5th straight. He has his hand out while I'm walking towards the gate.
Similar thing happened with the doorman at my parents. Been shaking his hand for the past 10 years.
Administrative Professionals Day and Earth Day are both today. How does that happen? Should've gone paperless and given the grumpy assistant a handful of dirt instead of shelling out $25 for a Starbucks card and saying something nice in a greeting card.
So you told her, her dress doesn't necessarily make her derriere look fat.Her derriere is so fat, she has to wear a dress. Pants aren't an option for her.
Her derriere is so fat, she has to wear a dress. Pants aren't an option for her.
Administrative Professionals Day and Earth Day are both today. How does that happen? Should've gone paperless and given the grumpy assistant a handful of dirt instead of shelling out $25 for a Starbucks card and saying something nice in a greeting card.
Someone tried to start a fight with me (or possibly worse) on my way back to work after lunch today.Did you tell him JACKASS. ILL KILL YOU?
I was standing by the edge of the street waiting for the walk signal with a couple coworkers, and this guy behind us is listening to his headphones and moving around. Suddenly I get rammed in the back and I stumble forward a few steps into the street. I turn around and the guy is back to his shuffling around like nothing happened. I look at my coworkers (two small Asian women) and they both have confused looks on their faces. I figured the guy must have tripped and fallen into me, and didn't apologize.
The signal changes, I start crossing and then he does it AGAIN, not as hard, but clearly intentionally. He speeds up and walks past me, and looks over his shoulder to give me a dirty look, and I give him the death stare right back, and the college-bound honor student who dindu nuffin wrong went on his way to bible study.
When my coworkers and I had the "wtf was that about?" conversation, one of them thought the guy was trying to push me into traffic, but there weren't any cars coming so I don't think it was his intention.
Someone tried to start a fight with me (or possibly worse) on my way back to work after lunch today.
I was standing by the edge of the street waiting for the walk signal with a couple coworkers, and this guy behind us is listening to his headphones and moving around. Suddenly I get rammed in the back and I stumble forward a few steps into the street. I turn around and the guy is back to his shuffling around like nothing happened. I look at my coworkers (two small Asian women) and they both have confused looks on their faces. I figured the guy must have tripped and fallen into me, and didn't apologize.
The signal changes, I start crossing and then he does it AGAIN, not as hard, but clearly intentionally. He speeds up and walks past me, and looks over his shoulder to give me a dirty look, and I give him the death stare right back, and the college-bound honor student who dindu nuffin wrong went on his way to bible study.
When my coworkers and I had the "wtf was that about?" conversation, one of them thought the guy was trying to push me into traffic, but there weren't any cars coming so I don't think it was his intention.
The dude was obviously looking for a fight. Probably got beat down himself and looking to take it out on someone. Just waiting for you to do anything even resembling trying to come at him. Good on you for keeping your cool. Though it does suck to have someone disrespect you like that and not being able to do anything about it.
I would have ended his life pretty quickly
shes not going to be like this forever. shes not going to be like this forever.
The price of a banana and how it varies greatly throughout the city. A dollar here, 25 cents there, 35, 85, etc. Lets all decide on a fuckn price.
Let's all decide? Why the freak should you be consulted?
Trying to find whatever tertiary sports channel an NHL playoff game is being shown on.QFT
What is really annoying is the NHL's streaming blackout rules. I tried to legally watch the first round online and found out that any game shown on a regional network is completely blacked out online. They force me to decide between going to a bar or stealing their excrement. I'm lazy and cheap so the choice was easy.
They didn't give you any choice. It's not stealing if you have a legal way of watching it that simply isn't feasible. I tried to use the NBCSN app to watch the game, since I subscribe to the channel, and it told me I wasn't a subscriber. I missed 20 minutes of the Rangers game because I didn't have another option. I'd have streamed it if I could. Came home, turned on the TV to the freaking channel I subscribe to, and caught the rest.
At least it got canceled.
It'll probably be like a KISS farewell tour. Say they are cancelled, then back by popular demand. Wash, rinse, repeat.
I didn't even know it was still running. I thought there was another one that replaced it.
Bring back your old avatar, it's much better.
A brown person burning the flag.
Fuckn Iggy. He probably wants me to be outraged so that he can say that I find this more offensive than the black guy soap.
Maybe we can incorporate the soap guy into the flag burning.
Fuckn Iggy. He probably wants me to be outraged so that he can say that I find this more offensive than the black guy soap.
Also, to be fair, I didn't realize at the time that everyone was only calling you "the racist" because you were trying to lose weight.
A brown person
IATA needs to come back.
Agreed
I'm sorry. Apparently it was my fault that MB cast lighthearted aspersions on his parenting. I'd apologise to him but I was unfriended.
Wow. I didn't understand MBG's from the Brady thread at all. I thought he was talking about someone else. Yeah, IATA should come back. Bullshit statment in the first place that pissed him off.Oh excrement...i thought you were kidding about the confusion
Oh excrement...i thought you were kidding about the confusionAll part of the fun of not being on facebook. I had no idea about this.
All part of the fun of not being on facebook. I had no idea about this.He went full-on klax with JE and I
He went full-on klax with JE and IOh, so not everyone?
Oh, so not everyone?
Just the people who were being assholes to him.I fuckin defended him. I don't want to rehash anything but the criticism of him was over the top.
Just the people who were being assholes to him.I made a comment that was tongue in cheek....like that never happens here.
I made a comment that was tongue in cheek....like that never happens here.I do agree with you on this. It would have irked me too, but not enough to take it so personally.
Maybe he should lighten the freak up.
I do agree with you on this. It would have irked me too, but not enough to take it so personally.We all get are balls busted here at some point. If you don't, we probably hate you.
I made a comment that was tongue in cheek....like that never happens here.
Maybe he should lighten the freak up.
Calling me a bad parent for making my son a Jets fan would be a tongue in cheek comment.Nah
Calling someone a bad parent because of how they choose to unwind at the end of the day isn't really on the same level.
NahI do agree with Badger on this, and Iata is one of the funnier posters on the site so I hope he does come back at some point.
I do agree with Badger on this, and Iata is one of the funnier posters on the site so I hope he does come back at some point.I hope he comes back too. I think he completely overreacted.
I have a real annoyance.....uninsured doctors. freak you.
I thought one of you sprinkled mint in his yard.4 honks
I wouldn't have been offended because of how bad the dissenting arguments were. It was actually way more embarrassing for them.
They are unaware of this.
I am fully aware of the zeal with which lovers of the herb will defend it. I see no reason to be embarrassed to hold an alternative view, especially one based upon personal experience.
I made a comment that was tongue in cheek....like that never happens here.
Maybe he should lighten the freak up.
Your view holds about as much weight as Tommy's on race.
Let's be honest: if anyone said something personal about you or your family, you'd take offense to it.You say that like I've never been excrement on here before.
Your inability to comprehend the possibility that multiple points of view can be valid is your problem, not mine.
I COULDN'T SMOKE POT AND CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY SO NOBODY CAN#shitpost
Your view holds about as much weight as Tommy's on race.Prrrrt
I COULDN'T SMOKE POT AND CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY SO NOBODY CAN
I'm not claiming that you're wrong about your own flaw. I'm disputing your application of it to everyone else.
It was boring last time and I doubt it's going to be any more fun this time.
Translation: I am wrong
It's a sad day when I must become the voice of reason and let you all know that you're a bunch of bitchy little girly men.Haha, this
I hope reading that didn't take too much time away from you guys watching your soaps
I expressed my view, and my experiences. Like any other substance, a multitude of experiences exist. I am far from alone in mine and it's a position that needs to be understood, something I believe is in danger of being lost in the current media whitewash. I'm not the one dismissing others' views as flaws or as being flat out wrong.
Oh, that's a perfect explanation for why you excrement all over IATA unprovoked. Keep up the crusade, I guess.
Also, dcm is correct
Let's be honest: if anyone said something personal about you or your family, you'd take offense to it.
This is true. Back in the day I crossed the line with MB in that regard. Realized it wasn't cook, felt like an derriere and apologized."Nobody makes me bleed my own blood, nobody."
Haha. Is this your first time on JO? "excrement all over". Behave yourself.
How else should I describe how he was driven off the board?
I just remembered when JE said it wasn't cool that UKK brought up Klax's wife in that fight club thread and the post got edited.Uh...wut?
Uh...wut?
I found some funny information on a publically advertised businesses website but it was considered personal info.
I just remembered when JE said it wasn't cool that UKK brought up Klax's wife in that fight club thread and the post got edited.
I expressed my view, and my experiences. Like any other substance, a multitude of experiences exist. I am far from alone in mine and it's a position that needs to be understood, something I believe is in danger of being lost in the current media whitewash. I'm not the one dismissing others' views as flaws or as being flat out wrong.
Can we not do this again? It was boring last time and I doubt it's going to be any more fun this time.
When's the last time you smoked?
And do you know the difference between a sativa dominant or indica dominant strain? The effects are entirely different. The latter is much more likely to make you feel "lazy"
Pot has changed ever since the medical/legal community has gotten big. It's cleaner, the effects are more specific and targeted, and considering how many people take anti anxiety meds etc it's a much better medicinal alternative for things than prescription pills.
It's funny that no one would criticize anybody for having a beer at the end of the day but smoke a bowl and it's an issue for some people still? weird
Just an FYI, reading this thread while high doesn't make it any less annoying.
Not really an annoyance
But two different females that I went out with over the last month and change had brought up while out that they like doing mud runs.
Both times I ended up just laughing at them and they probably thought I was crazy.
Not really an annoyance
But two different females that I went out with over the last month and change had brought up while out that they like doing mud runs.
Both times I ended up just laughing at them and they probably thought I was crazy.
They were trying to send you a message...
A freaky message.
Would explain why they also asked me to come to their house so they could show me what a penis is
Not really an annoyance
But two different females that I went out with over the last month and change had brought up while out that they like doing mud runs.
Both times I ended up just laughing at them and they probably thought I was crazy.
They were trying to send you a message...
A freaky message.
Would explain why they also asked me to come to their house so they could show me what a warrior is
These posts deserve appreciation, although I feel it pertinent to remember who actually posted the "warrior" line.
Well, some men just want to watch the world burn. Others feel a strange compulsion to hang their sack over the fire, get it nice and toasty, and fire a load straight into the eyes of nancy boys like you. Try reading those posts through my thick and salty semen you limey prick.Hahaha
I do agree with Badger on this, and Iata is one of the funnier posters on the site so I hope he does come back at some point.
I agree, I am not in his house to judge him, all in all he sounds like a good parent.He's definitely one of the top 10, maybe top 15 parents on this board.
Throwback:
Buying a CD because you heard a song on the radio, then finding out that's the only decent song on the album and the rest is filler.
Throwback:
Buying a CD because you heard a song on the radio, then finding out that's the only decent song on the album and the rest is filler.
Throwback:
Buying a CD because you heard a song on the radio, then finding out that's the only decent song on the album and the rest is filler.
Throwback:
Buying a CD because you heard a song on the radio, then finding out that's the only decent song on the album and the rest is filler.
I arrive at my office building lobby. I walk into the elevator, hold the door open for a middle aged woman, ask her for her floor number (5) and push the button. Just me and her on the elevator. I'm looking at my phone. As we get to the 4th floor, my stop, she says to me: "You're here." I look up and say, "What's that?". She repeats it. I go, "Yeah, well I have to wait for the door to open first", wait a long more 2 seconds while giving this queynte the death stare, the door opens, and I walk out.
Did she even thank you?
Nope, and that's part of the reason I reacted the way I did.
People who buy raffle tickets and leave before the drawing.
(This wasn't inspired by a recent event or anything, it just popped into my head during my commute home)
It should be required that you have to stick around to claim your prize. Not there? freak you, next ticket.
Waiting until Thursday to watch the new game of thrones that everyone seems to think was amazing.
The Grateful Dead.......... I am grateful they're freaking dead. The asswipe next to me is playing them and they freaking suck suck suck suck suck suck. I would rather listen to hours upon hours of cowbells.
Heaven, I just put on my headphones, SRV baby no more bundle of sticks dead.
I don't think I've ever knowingly heard a Grateful Dead song.
You're a better human because of it.
Damn. Imagine how awful I'd be if I'd actually heard it.
Smells emanating from East Indian restaurants
Love the smell of curry. Going to make some tonight. Omnomnomnom.You're a disgusting pig
One of my instructors has a habit of mispronouncing eligible as illegible.
You were getting instructed by Gollum?
Negative honksDid we invent negative honks?
Did we invent negative honks?
If so, perfect post for the maiden voyage.
No. We did not invent negative honks. They invented themselves as a necessary response to Puck's sense of 'humor'.
The modern corporate organisation's desire to make everything fit into neat little packaged boxes. This week's bundle of freaking joy is called Workday. What a pile of horseshit this is.
No. We did not invent negative honks. They invented themselves as a necessary response to Puck's sense of 'humor'.
Don't care going to continue to annoy
"Oh it's all computerized now, but we keep a hard copy of everything just in case."
Part of my job is keeping track of our inventory. Before we went to an "automated" system I filled out one piece of paperwork a day for it. Since the change I fill out 3.Do I have to tell you to fill out your TPS reports correctly again?
House guests who use the shitter and then don't use the toilet brush. I don't mind if you excrement in my toilet, but have the good manners to clean up after yourself please.What do they do, wipe their asses with the toilet? I never need the toilet brush except when cleaning the bathroom in general.
What do they do, wipe their asses with the toilet? I never need the toilet brush except when cleaning the bathroom in general.
You never get the turd that's still fully formed but kinda soft? If it doesn't hit the water before hitting part of the bowl it's skid mark city.
I tend to stand up and use my pee to try to knock it all off.
A lot of this strikes me as particularly southern.
Stop going to shitty restaurants and you won't get shitty waiters.
racist
A lot of this strikes me as particularly southern.
I'm not really sure. Someone should make a US map on how waiters/waitresses freak things up based on your locale.
In my stereotypical mind, people in the south take for freaking ever to get you anything and people up north are rude assholes always in a hurry.
Stop going to shitty restaurants and you won't get shitty waiters.
When the person who brings out my sandwich at Jason's Deli takes 30 minutes to explain to me that there are crackers and muffins on the salad bar that are free and you can get free ice cream. He then takes what seems to be 3 hours to gently place a fork and napkin next to my plate as if it were a bomb that would explode at the least little tremor. It's a freaking fork! Put it down and move on!
Very much like the waiter who explains 47 specials on the menu and you just have to sit there and listen and appear interested.
I went to Olive Garden one time back in college. The waiter actually explained to me in great detail that "the pink packets are the same thing as Sweet N Low, the yellow packets are Splenda, and the white packets are sugar". I did not even ask him anything regarding sweeteners.
Annoyance: Reading 1 star yelp reviews that complain about the service for five paragraphs and then say: "but the food was good"
Holy excrement, bo writes for the onion:Yes! Exactly that.
http://www.theonion.com/article/man-forced-come-45-seconds-facial-expressions-whil-50650
This article literary just got posted online.
People who drive vehicles with their pets on their laps.
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Annoyance: Reading 1 star yelp reviews that complain about the service for five paragraphs and then say: "but the food was good"
People who drive vehicles with their pets on their laps.
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freak off, Tammy is always in my lap when I drive her to the vet or anywhere else.freak Tammy
freak Tammy
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freak youPut her in the back seat where she belongs....or in your purse.
Put her in the back seat where she belongs....or in your purse.
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I will stick her in my poopchute.
FYP
You want me to stick my dog in your own poopchute? She wouldn't even like you, let alone your poopchute.
the "Y" in FYP, stands for "your"....since you're having some trouble understanding.
Why would I stick my dog in your poopchute?
freak TammyHoly excrement. Those are fighting words.
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Holy excrement. Those are fighting words.
Buck the system and stay with Gmail.
People who get mustache tattoos on their finger, and hold them up to their noses.
Is that a thing?
My company just switched from Gmail to Office365. It is laughable how inferior the Microsoft product is.
What's the reasoning behind switching?
Not kidding. Went to Taco Bell last week and the chick in front of me had one of those rat dogs on her lap. It honestly looked like the dog was ordering. Got a picture but the sun was in my face.Well if it was taco bell, you sure they weren't rescuing the animal from the kitchen?
My company just switched from Gmail to Office365. It is laughable how inferior the Microsoft product is.My company works primarily with Office 365 (roughly 2000 deployments)
What do you guys do with your email that makes one application better than the other? I send emails, and search for old ones. Office 365 works fine for me. Though I think I send most work emails through my phone.
People in front of you on a train/plane who recline their seat all the way without warning. I don't mind when they go all the way, but it's common courtesy to let the person know first so you don't jam their knees or have them spill their drink. Fuckn poopchute.Obese people next to me on a plane. Smelly obese people. That fart a lot. With no deodorant.
Obese people next to me on a plane. Smelly obese people. That fart a lot. With no deodorant.
I'm really glad I don't live in the south.Those people aren't limited to the south.
Those people aren't limited to the south.
Maybe we should ban them from flying so they all stay down there.Fat smelly people know no boundaries.
Fat smelly people know no boundaries.
Fat smelly people know no boundaries.
Stairs.Touché
What is a corporate librarian?
My company works primarily with Office 365 (roughly 2000 deployments)
I think it's great especially with Outlook integration being seamless. I like Gmail too though, they each have their merits
I'm finding the O365 web interface to be painfully slow. They've clearly tried to ape Gmail in the way the interface runs and is managed, but in typical MS fashion they've missed the point; Google do so well because the interface is clean and simple with a lot of features in the background, whereas O365 tries to shove everything up front and in your face. I want to be able to call up functions, not have to fight my way past them.
Your our forums Gilfoyle.
That will upset MB, he desperately wants to be Gilfoyle.
That will upset MB, he desperately wants to be Gilfoyle.
He's more of a Dinesh to your Gilfoyle.
When my phone is on silent and still manages to make a loud derriere noise in the middle of my silent office.
I'm at a plaza grabbing lunch and there's 12 handicapped spots in this lot, all taken. How is that possible
I'm at a plaza grabbing lunch and there's 12 handicapped spots in this lot, all taken. How is that possible
I'm at a plaza grabbing lunch and there's 12 handicapped spots in this lot, all taken. How is that possible
I'm at a plaza grabbing lunch and there's 12 handicapped spots in this lot, all taken. How is that possibleI'm trying to remember the last time I saw someone get out of a car in a handicap spot that wasn't just really fat.
I might have to fly to Columbia and get the good stuff.
The non pure coke my dealer passes off nowadays, what a drag. I have to use three lines where one used to work. I might have to fly to Columbia and get the good stuff.Hahaha
The non pure coke my dealer passes off nowadays, what a drag. I have to use three lines where one used to work. I might have to fly to Columbia and get the good stuff.
Tommy's friend gojaiggy luclauejd or whatever the freak it is on FB.
Seems like the type of guy who would take.great offense to me purposely typing gibberish as his name.
I have nothing against foreigners except one thing. Indian and French people. Can you wear some motherfucking deodorant or take a shower at least once a year? Indian family in front of me at TSA. I thought I was going to choke to death just being near them. I'm sure its some sort of religious or cultural thing I'll never understand, but son of a bitch I can't breathe.
BO isn't considered a bad thing in India. They actually market some perfumes and colognes to give off the "natural" scent as they like to call it. Unnatural scents, such as soap, are what we'd consider BO.That's crazy that humans can be conditioned so differently. Is no smell at all offensive to them? Because that would be a massive upgrade.
On the plus side, they're probably healthier for it. Deodorant is pretty toxic, especially the strong antiperspirants. Doesn't stop me from using it.
Every time anything happens, there has to be a motivational campaign relating to it. Now it's what to do with our extra second tonight.
How about just say, "hey that's pretty cool", and continue on about your day.
I wonder what color I'm supposed to change my Facebook profile to for this?
Announce that you'll be spending the extra second watching porn (in addition to the usual daily dose).
So 16 seconds?
car talk
I don't give a single freak about your expansion hoses or your presidential tint. Get in your souped up Mitsubishi and drive off of a cliff.
Your state is the Florida of the Northeast in regards to old people.
Working on a supposed holiday. A gorgeous day, too.
how hot does it get on the tracks this time of year?Right now, it's manageable. The humidity and the temperatures are fairly below normal so far. I'm just annoyed because of the fact it's gonna be a ghost town besides the tourists and Hamptons zombies.
Holy excrement...this suuuuuuuucks
I'm working today and the rest of the weekend. Definitely the suck.Damn. I got nothing for that. I'm done in less than an hour until Monday.
The dumbass drama bullshit going on reddit now.
I've been in the woods. What is it?
I've been in the woods. What is it?
What Bo said, the person who got fired is the chick who ran all the AMA's
I think they were rightfully pissed. But I'm glad I missed the whole thing.
The word peppadew.
He shook my hand breed tub and walked awayExcuse me stewardess, I speak jive.
He shook my hand breed tub and walked awayYou banged him in the jacuzzi?
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away
In like oh shot you're Leonard williams of the jets! He's like thank you.
It was really Whoopi GoldbergCocaine is a hell of a drug
Bad cocaine is a hell of a drug
Interesting thread choice
Breaking: Leonard Williams request trade from New York Jets"Some bald drunk poopchute tried to shake my dick. I'm outtake here, this town sucks."
I also met a bunch of summer league players. Thought I saw porzingus
Saw Greg Monroe at shake shack. Told him good luck in Minnesota. He's like "thanks, wait, Milwaukee".
Minnesota has an insanely high state tax rate. It must suck to be a franchise and have to compete with Florida or Texas.
hahahaha
leave them alone
I'm actually gonna go watch the Knicks at 4:30.
It shows though. It's one of the cleanest, nicest states in the country.
No late night jive posts from Tommy?He's still trying to get it up with a hooker.
I am disappoint
Took one for the team on weds. She was a 5. Friday night I called a pro. Was killing it in blackjack so still came out ahead.Keep living the life man. Do it while you can.
Good times.
Have to take a excrement and all the stalls are taken. The worst.Handicapped stall ftw
Handicapped stall ftw
You think I'd be complaining if that were open?
Handicapped stall ftw
excrement in the urinal. Let them know you mean business!
I just pictured myself doing that. My director comes in "oh hey Mark, by the way I sent pwc that proposal.""Don't mind me, just droppin' a 2 in the 1."
Moths. Stupid pointless light chasing powdery cunts.
Handicapped stall ftw
Moths are easy to kill. freak flies and bees.
Walking out of the building with someone you kinda know but don't really talk to and then realize you're both going in the same direction. I always end up altering my route just to end the forced small talk.
Moths are easy to kill. freak flies and bees.
I hate when the same thing happens on the elevator. I'm on the 35th floor. I suddenly become a lot more interested in my email on my phone.Had a couple hundred yellow jackets take up a spot in my firework last year. Yeah, that was fun.
By bees I assume you're talking yellowjackets (wasps). I'll agree there. Wasps are awful. Hornets too. And mosquitoes. F anything that can puncture your skin.
Had a couple hundred yellow jackets take up a spot in my firework last year. Yeah, that was fun.
Had a couple hundred yellow jackets take up a spot in my firework last year. Yeah, that was fun.
probably firewood
Jeez, yeah, that would suck.
I once opened my BBQ grill for the first time in spring a few years back and there was a wasp nest in the cover. While pissing my pants, I slammed the cover down and turned the grill on full blast. Baked wasp in seconds.
Bees are cool. People just mix up bees and yellow jacket wasps a lot and therefore think bees suck.
How can you tell the difference?
Oh yeah they look nothing alike. Especially at a fraction of the size and buzzing around.
Let's make this simple. Things that sting me annoy me.
Bees are hairy and mostly orange. Honestly, it has never occurred to me that it would be difficult to tell the difference. Yellow jackets and wasps and hornets? Maaaaybe. None of them should ever be mistaken for bees, though, honey or bumble.
No, I don't get that. The difference is pretty obvious.
In Tommy's defence though, and I mean this genuinely, if you live in Manhattan how many bees are you likely to see? I used to see them all the time in the 'burbs but I don't think I've ever seen them downtown, here or in the UK.
So MBGreen, then? I remember last year hearing you yell at him for "waking you up with a tiny prick."That was SFD. He found that lube under the couch and lost his mind.
https://twitter.com/ShaunKing
This race-baiting piece of excrement is beyond annoying.
The entire crew at DailyKos is an embarrassment. Btw how the hell was the conversation between Bland and the cop "deeply racist"?
deray: I was told that black funeral homes are called for black folk. But the Waller Sheriff called his friend at a white funeral home for Sandra.
The upside down world map movement.
I knew someone who was all about the Mercator maps being racist because Africa and SE Asia are smaller on them.
It's annoying that with all the technological advancements we have, we still haven't created a deodorant that actually works without yellowing the freak out of your shirts from the aluminum.
sprinkle some bad coke in your pits, JFIFI sprinkled baking soda. Close enough
freaking yuppies in line in front of me ordering takeout like they're at a 5 star restaurant
you could've just posted "jonnyd" to get the same point across.
Then it would have been Yeti's and not Yuppies.
jonnyd is closer to Verne Troyer than a Yeti...on the height scale.
freaking yuppies in line in front of me ordering takeout like they're at a 5 star restaurant
freaking yuppies in line in front of me ordering takeout like they're at a 5 star restaurant
On a related note, people who are cunts to the people behind the register.
Went to get coffee this morning and the woman in front of me wants everyone to know she's a real estate agent working on some big sale. She's talking loudly on her phone and when she gets to the front, can't be bothered to go on hold. Poor girl behind the counter has to watch as the woman snaps her fingers and points at the menu. Nobody has a clue what she's trying to order. The girl starts running through coffee items and the woman is rolling her hand like she's shuffling through them before throwing up a stop when the girl gets to what she wants. She pulls out her card and holds it out. The girl asks for a name for the order and the woman points at her name on the card. When the girl asks if she's a rewards member, she shoves the card further forward angrily. Ordered her stuff with absolutely no verbal communication. When her drink was ready, they asked the girl at the register how to pronounce the name. The girl said "I don't know, she didn't actually say it" like she was embarrassed. It took 4 times calling her name for the woman to come pick it up.
Due to the amount of women under his roof...he's more of a den mother than a soccer dad.
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freaking yuppies in line in front of me ordering takeout like they're at a 5 star restaurant
On a related note, people who are cunts to the people behind the register.
Went to get coffee this morning and the woman in front of me wants everyone to know she's a real estate agent working on some big sale. She's talking loudly on her phone and when she gets to the front, can't be bothered to go on hold. Poor girl behind the counter has to watch as the woman snaps her fingers and points at the menu. Nobody has a clue what she's trying to order. The girl starts running through coffee items and the woman is rolling her hand like she's shuffling through them before throwing up a stop when the girl gets to what she wants. She pulls out her card and holds it out. The girl asks for a name for the order and the woman points at her name on the card. When the girl asks if she's a rewards member, she shoves the card further forward angrily. Ordered her stuff with absolutely no verbal communication. When her drink was ready, they asked the girl at the register how to pronounce the name. The girl said "I don't know, she didn't actually say it" like she was embarrassed. It took 4 times calling her name for the woman to come pick it up.
I was trying to save your terrible comparison of him to a yuppie. Maybe sit this one out for a while.
Can I get my beef lomein without onions, and make sure the spring rolls aren't too crispy.
my comparison was bang on, like all the rest.
"a young college-educated adult who has a job that pays a lot of money and who lives and works in or near a large city, and complains about escarole"
FYP
I just realized you might be the best example of a yuppie on JO.
No, he's a 40-something suburban father, like you. Same demographic.
I really don't consider myself a yuppie. Am I a yuppie? I don't think I am.
Yuppie stands for Young UPwardly-mobile Professional and dates back to when I was a kid, and it was all red braces, phones the size of housebricks and Golf GTIs. Is Tommy young, upwardly mobile and professional? I have to say I think the term is a little outdated these days.
Wait...if Badger lands this gov't job permanently, does that give him yuppie status?
Certainly more so than jonnyd.
I'm not 40
Certainly more so than jonnyd.
My bad, 50.
perhaps jonnyd was a yuppie in the late 90s....and morphed into whatever he is now.
I really don't consider myself a yuppie. Am I a yuppie? I don't think I am.
Anyone who cannot get off the phone to handle a human interaction need to die in a fire.
How did you resist saying something to the bitch when she was right in front of you?
I don't think Yuppie is a really relevant term anymore, but you'd have been close 30 years ago. I just don't think you're materially obsessed enough. You're more like an entitled old money type. You remind me more of the rich kids and trust funders I know, which is pretty funny given your background.
NIMBYS are fairly freaking loathsome
Yeah, yuppies as we think of them are pretty much extinct now. Their closest living descendants are the finance bros who drink at Midtown East bars.
Tommy is easy to classify. He's gay.
They always say the gayest have the best gaydar, that's probably why you can tell a mile away.
Yeah. The biggest thing about yuppies was their overwhelming absorption with what other people thought of them. Needing to impress people and cultivate image. The truly wealthy assholes don't give a freak what you think of them. That's the difference. They have an utter disregard for everyone who can't do something for them, and they excrement on those people mercilessly with no regard for humanity or an ounce of empathy. The worst are basically sadists who can act in the open and with impunity.
Anyway, yeah, I don't see why anyone would call Tommy a yuppie.
A better example of yuppie other than American Psycho does not exist.
People who drive with their high beams on in your rear view mirror
had some player of the pink oboe do that on the highway late at night the other day. Super dangerous. I was tempted to slow down to freak with him
Cyclists
probably the all time record holder for appearances in this thread
I hate that there's no recourse for it besides doing dumb excrement like this.
I hate that there's no recourse for it besides doing dumb excrement like this.I just flip the reflection in my rear view mirror. It dulls the beams, big time.
A middle aged man in jean shorts thought coasting in front of a city bus during morning rush hour was an OK thing to do.
Disgraceful. Jean shorts on a man are never acceptable.
Tommy looks more like a rapey WASP.
Cyclists holding up traffic.
Disgraceful. Faggy green shorts on a man are never acceptable.
Whoa, Tommy's not WASPy at all.I said looks, not, is.
I said looks, not, is.
He IS rapey, not waspy
I said looks, not, is.
He IS rapey, not waspy
I definitely don't look like a wasp, and I hope I don't look rapey.
Other than the fact you look like a white version of Bill Cosby, nah. Would you consider wearing sweaters?
Disgraceful. Jean shorts on a man are never acceptable.
Unless they're white jean shorts. Then you're all over them.
I'm still trying to figure out how Tommy looks WASPy.
I think he was leaning more towards the rapey side.That's a bingo.
I'm still trying to figure out how Tommy looks WASPy.
Unless they're white jean shorts. Then you're all over them.
freak no. Denim (any colour). Shorts. Choose one.
Blue jean shorts are definitely the worst though. I can maybe, maybe see how you might be able to get away with a pair of denim shorts if they really didn't look like jeans, but I wouldn't try.
All of the hype surrounding Ronda Rousey
People that get into vaping.
People that get into vaping.I vape/vaped to quit smoking but I agree. The vape culture is extremely annoying. If I do it I try not to do it in public because I think it looks stupid.
I vape/vaped to quit smoking but I agree. The vape culture is extremely annoying. If I do it I try not to do it in public because I think it looks stupid.I agree. If it helps you quit smoking, I'm all for it. Otherwise it's retarded. People look like they are playing one of those recorders from 3rd grade.
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All of the hype surrounding Ronda Rousey
People that get into vaping.
I agree. If it helps you quit smoking, I'm all for it. Otherwise it's retarded. People look like they are playing one of those recorders from 3rd grade.
I like wax pens. You can smoke just about anywhere.
Why? She's a cool person and she kicks every other woman's derriere. The problem is how quickly the fights end. Walked down the promenade yesterday and there were huge crowds OUTSIDE all the bars that have fully open entrances just to watch. And this was when the night began. People like domination.
Having to go back to work after one of the best weeks off of my life.
ugh
There's a nice old house for sale in Syosset. Anyone want to spot me $379k?
I commute past a park with an outdoor track and every afternoon there are people taking leisurely strolls in lanes 1-2. I'm annoyed on behalf of anyone who's actually trying to do some real running on it.
I had no idea there was an order to where you should run/walk on a track.
Just saw a chick exit the gym, stop, take a selfie, then walk to her car.
Was she hot?
I was just about to edit to clarify. She was not hot. Thus, annoyance thread.Butterface or bad body too?
I had no idea there was an order to where you should run/walk on a track.
I haven't ran on a track in eons, but, yes. Yes. Yes. When any of these inconsiderate assholes walked to the left, I would run as close to them as possible.
I haven't ran on a track in eons, but, yes. Yes. Yes. When any of these inconsiderate assholes walked to the left, I would run as close to them as possible.
You should have started talking to them, they would have fled the track.If it were that easy I would have.
/beating puck to the joke
Not really annoying but is it me or has the term "salty" been being used around the internet in general a lot more the past month or two?
Not really annoying but is it me or has the term "salty" been being used around the internet in general a lot more the past month or two?
Not really annoying but is it me or has the term "salty" been being used around the internet in general a lot more the past month or two?
I've been seeing it for at least two years. Haven't noticed a recent increase.
I'll use the word when applicable.
People who dump their car ashtrays in a parking lot.When did it become 1988?
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When did it become 1988?
@ShaunKing: Civil War.
America, 2015.
Tourists who think they can block off the entire sidewalk to take photos. Bitch I'm walking right through that excrement.
Remember when we saw those tourists taking a picture of a squirrel in Central Park?
Ha I don't. What happened?
We walked past them and remarked how dumb they were.
i like squirrels
If I wanted .92 lbs of turkey I would have asked for .92 lbs. Go slice another damn piece before you print my sticker.
What are you some 95 year old bitch at the deli counter?
"I want half a pound of balogna"
"Ma'am I went over by '02 Is that ok?"
"No take it off you're trying to over charge me"
"Ma'am it's the same price"
"Take it off, I said"
I don't care if the weight is a little bit over, but if I ask for a pound of something and the lazy deli worker acts like it's the end of the world to walk three feet to slice one or two more slices, then I'm going to complain.
Do your freaking job or go home.
Also, she didn't ask me if the weight was okay. She just printed the tag and put it on the counter.
You went from a 500 pound gorilla behind a keyboard to a 90 year old Jewish broad from Cemetery Village real quick. Lol
I hate when it takes them a freaking for to slide half a pound. You should see the slow pokes they have cutting cold cuts down here. Pay then by the slice.
Not being able to tell if I think an actress is attractive or not. Examples:
-Greta Gerwig
-Olivia Thirlby
-Emily Blunt
The worst part is that I thought I knew the answer to the last one.
Alternatively: Why am I attracted to women I don't think are pretty. I have no idea why I want to bang Maggie Gyllenhall and it's pissing me off.
Not being able to tell if I think an actress is attractive or not. Examples:
-Greta Gerwig
-Olivia Thirlby
-Emily Blunt
Greta Gerwig is not that attractive.
I went to Google Images that Gerwig wasn't that unattractive. Bad decision. I completely overestimated her before seeking photographic evidence.
She looks better in motion than in still pictures. But she does look pretty plain in some of those pics.
Greta looks like this British chick I disappointed once at my friend's wedding years ago.
Alternatively: Why am I attracted to women I don't think are pretty. I have no idea why I want to bang Maggie Gyllenhall and it's pissing me off.
I've wanted to bang her ever since watching Secretary.
People that are gluten free but have no idea why
People that are gluten free
FYP
People who don't turn off the keyboard sounds on their phone.
I used to make fun of my niece for being gluten free and called it part of the bullshit fad. Then her migraines and constant malaise went away. I'm thinking there's some middle ground there between celiac and bullshit, although I'm not convinced it's not something else in the wheat besides gluten that's doing it.
I used to make fun of my niece for being gluten free and called it part of the bullshit fad. Then her migraines and constant malaise went away. I'm thinking there's some middle ground there between celiac and bullshit, although I'm not convinced it's not something else in the wheat besides gluten that's doing it.
I used to make fun of my niece for being gluten free and called it part of the bullshit fad. Then her migraines and constant malaise went away. I'm thinking there's some middle ground there between celiac and bullshit, although I'm not convinced it's not something else in the wheat besides gluten that's doing it.
Greta Gerwig is not that attractive.
People who do cleanses
What about ethnic cleanses?Now we're talking
I used to make fun of my niece for being gluten free and called it part of the bullshit fad. Then her migraines and constant malaise went away. I'm thinking there's some middle ground there between celiac and bullshit, although I'm not convinced it's not something else in the wheat besides gluten that's doing it.
My younger brother is a Celiac (and has been eating GF for ~15 years), he used to eat GF stuff imported from Italy because there was a huge population of them in Italy even that long ago due to a heavily bread-based diet, apparently. I definitely think there's some validity to it though there are obviously a lot of people who just claim to be GF and have no idea what they're doingExcept you can actually prove someone has celiac disease.
Did she eat healthy beforehand or did she go gluten free and start being more health conscious at the same time?
Waiting for the delivery man to arrive with a package that you really, really want. Bitch, I know you left your depot at 9:32am because it says so on your website, and I know that your depot is about a mile and a half from my house because it also says so on your website. WHY DOES IT TAKE YOU ALMOST SIX freaking HOURS AND COUNTING TO BRING ME MY excrement, YOU LAZY jerk?
People who keep bringing up how summer is almost over etc. Nigga stfu and enjoy the nice weather.
Those two wheel self balancing boards.
^ gimme dat grey derriere on her i'm so joking but it's amazing how its still shapely i need sleep.
Dead, tired, broken-record arguments and discussions.So the tailgate thread
References to Idzik
Idzik
people complaining about vacation
Come back to America and you can have Labor Day again.
we have it here too, i went with the folks to some freaking heritage village because who dosent want to goto some freaking heritage village?
Upper Canada?
Today was Labour Day in Canada.
Based on IATA's description it sounds awful. I'll stick with our real Labor Day.
What the freak is heritage village?
2 weeks in a row at the grocery store I get an old woman in line in front of me arguing the price of her groceries.
That Whip Nene thing.
Awful
Nae-Nae*
That has come and gone. The Quan is now the annoying dance craze.
Draftkings and Fanduel's obnoxious amount of over advertising
I've been ambivalent about fantasy football but this crap is making me start to hate it.Veto
Draftkings and Fanduel's obnoxious amount of over advertising
read my mind. They're everywhere.
Funny how ESPN and the NFL pump it up. It's gambling. Finally after all these years they've managed to circumvent things.
But somehow sports gambling is still frowned upon?
Quite a trick they pulled off.
On that note, how in the hell is it legal? What loophole did they find?
In 2006, the federal government passed a law called the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act that established fantasy sports as a "game of skill" and not a "game of chance." The law says it's legal if it:
(I) is not dependent solely on the outcome of any single sporting event or non-participant's singular individual performance in any single sporting event;
(II) has an outcome that reflects the relative knowledge of the participants, or their skill at physical reaction or physical manipulation (but not chance), and, in the case of a fantasy or simulation sports game, has an outcome that is determined predominantly by accumulated statistical results of sporting events, including any non-participant's individual performances in such sports events
Fantasy sports is considered a "game of skill", not gambling. As far as I can remember.
Poker is and that's still illegal, online at least.
Well it's still a game of chance since the flop can be any random combination of cards.
It isn't a game of chance not by a longshot, unless you're talking short term. In that case everything is a game of chance.
Your mom is a game of chance.
Well it's still a game of chance since the flop can be any random combination of cards.
Don't get into this with Puck, I've made that mistake before. He's convinced that it's all skill rather than just playing a long game of chance.
I know dick about poker strategy and almost finished in the money at a tournament at Caesars Palace a few years ago. I don't think I could kick my way through a golf tournament the same way.
Then again some people can totally luck through fantasy football, so I'm still confused how it can be considered a game of skill.
The outcome is out of your control. Even if you have the best fantasy team ever assembled, they could get shut down on a given week or your opponent can outscore you.
That being said, I've played enough FF to know that there are people that are good at it and people that are bad at it.
Just like poker, it's playing probabilities. Which is just weighted chances.
Don't get into this with Puck, I've made that mistake before. He's convinced that it's all skill rather than just playing a long game of chance.I am not convinced Poker is a game of skill over the long term, I know unequivocally it's a game of skill over the long term. To argue otherwise means you know freak all about it. If you're playing poker against people that are not as good as you over the long term you will win money. Jesus this is such a stupid freaking argument. I am not saying it's sport or poker players are athletes or any dumb excrement like that.
I am not convinced Poker is a game of skill over the long term, I know unequivocally it's a game of skill over the long term. To argue otherwise means you know freak all about it. If you're playing poker against people that are not as good as you over the long term you will win money. Jesus this is such a stupid freaking argument. I am not saying it's sport or poker players are athletes or any dumb excrement like that.
A long game of chance is something you play out to the end no matter what based on odds. Like Blackjack, Craps, Roulette. They all have a predetermined end, poker does not.
That's not a fair comparison though. Poker is a zero sum game, the ones you list are not. Better poker players win more because they understand and play probabilities of chance better than other players; chance is the very core of the game.
So you're saying poker is a game of skill, thank you I agree.
LOL. Good job, Puck. I'm not doing this pointless argument again.
So you're saying poker is a game of skill, thank you I agree.
Really weird. Lebatard show is talking about this exact thing right now.
Said draftkings spent like 20 mil in running 6000 commercials for NFL week 1.
"skill"
"Golf is a game of skill, I hit the ball and it goes in the hole every time en route to a course breaking record. and then I retired."
-Puck
Everyone seems to be really pissed about these commercials, but we don't appear to have them up here so I still know absolutely nothing about these companies and I'm confused as to how daily fantasy football works given we don't have football every day.
I shot an 85 not even close to the course record. I am not Kim Jong-Il
Oh speaking of skill:
Puck- 202
SFD - 33
Skull?
Hahah all in good fun. At least you didn't insult my Mom like Tommy.
Your Mom looks like Tommy?
Hahah not sure where you got the 33 from, but that's what it might as well have been.
Poker is and that's still illegal, online at least.
It's not illegal anymore. Hasn't been for some time.
You can't play poker online in most US states. Nevada doesn't count, you can charge someone for a blow job and have it be legal in Nevada, which I suspect is the reason you live there. hahaha
"How much did you make sucking cocks last night, Fen?"
"$250.10."
"Huh, who gave you the dime?"
"All of them."
"How much did you make sucking cocks last night, Fen?"
"$250.10."
"Huh, who gave you the dime?"
"All of them."
Really weird. Lebatard show is talking about this exact thing right now.
Said draftkings spent like 20 mil in running 6000 commercials for NFL week 1.
Everyone seems to be really pissed about these commercials, but we don't appear to have them up here so I still know absolutely nothing about these companies and I'm confused as to how daily fantasy football works given we don't have football every day.
Ha. He has one of these for his nights on the town.
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That Whip Nene thing.
Awful
Bojanglesman is all about it.
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Draftkings and Fanduel's obnoxious amount of over advertising
People kissing the Pope's derriere, he just human, like the rest of us. He got elected to be a figurehead, he is not special.
People kissing the Pope's derriere, he just human, like the rest of us. He got elected to be a figurehead, he is not special.
People kissing the Pope's derriere, he just human, like the rest of us. He got elected to be a figurehead, he is not special.Kindly go freak yourself
Everyone on Facebook falling for that stupid privacy thing. They're all Fuckn morons.
selfies, no one gives a freak what you look like.Yep. I want to punch anyone with a selfie stick. My wife doesn't understand why they pee me off so much. I don't either but they make me feel like calling Terry Tate, office linebacker.
"Warrior dash"
Fat people rolling in mud and taking selfies. Pigs gonna pig.
Losing all my freaking collar stays
Corporate sellouts like badger and Tommy
Clemson fans complaining that ABC/ESPN cut away from Dabo Swinney's post game interview because he thanked god.Moar guns would have stopped that.
It was a technical difficulty, but let's make something out of nothing because THE SOUTH!
Losing all my freaking collar stays
Take them out before you go to cleaners. It's also good to ask your dry cleaners if they have extras, they usually have 1,000,000 of those things lying around. I have a 1000 extra myself.
how every douchebag has that stupid derriere Bryce Harper/Macklemore haircut
Corporate sellouts like badger and Tommy
how every douchebag has that stupid derriere Bryce Harper/Macklemore haircut
Step One: Find one of those floating coffins from the Charleston cemeteries.
Step Two: float the coffin to her apartment.
Step Three: Unload the body onto her doorstep.
Step Four: Tell her to kill herself.
Step Five: Position the bodies so she's eating out the corpse's derriere
Step Six: Masturbate
Step Seven: Call the cops
Step Eight: Watch them masturbate
Step Nine: Profit
Status update? Have you located a body yet Heismanberg?
That whip/nae nae dance is pretty much the worst thing to happen ever
agreed
My school is doing a "Hit the Quan" contest during the homecoming prep-rally on Friday. It will be an awful experience.
I'd roofie myself
Back to the Future crap this week.
Hows about facebook knowing what the hell im watching without the app even being open. Thats fd up.
Facebook is always running once installed on your phone. It auto starts whenever you reboot your phone. It was recently found to be a major battery drain because it (and Messanger) are always running in the background.
I hear that, I just really dont like the idea that they can hear me...at any time. Its fd up.
Is that any worse than the government being able to hear you through your device at any time? At least Facebook just wants to sell you.
FTFY. Remember, if you're getting a product for free, you're the product.
Totally fair, but I still get to control my own money at the end of the day. The selling of you is to corporations for the purposes of later selling you something. I can control my own eventual destiny under those terms (not that I like this either).
Am I the only one that is too boring for the government to care about?
Newscasts/morning shows that insist on showing you some awful video clip of someone getting run over by a car or some elderly lady getting mugged and getting her derriere kicked by a gang. Jesus, just tell me and leave it at that. It's bad enough, I don't need to see it.
This nigga can't handle life.Apparently not. I don't routinely see violence in real life. Not something I enjoy.
Apparently not. I don't routinely see violence in real life. Not something I enjoy.this fuckin guy
Starbucks Japan certainly doesn't have a problem embrace the whole Christmas thing:
http://www.starbucks.co.jp/coffee/?nid=wh_02_sp
No. The red cup in the bottom right corner is plain red, so the whole thing is clearly an attack on Christmas.
Well, Trump has come out to say that if he becomes President, everyone will be saying Merry Christmas again. He's got my vote. That's just about the most important issue there is.
the fact remains that the country has gotten so overly sensitive that companies are all going holiday-neutral, and have been for some time.
Well, Trump has come out to say that if he becomes President, everyone will be saying Merry Christmas again. He's got my vote. That's just about the most important issue there is.
I took his comments to mean that we'll reverse the whole super-PC bullshit that's been like a fuckn plague. Look what's happening at Yale, etc. The generation of kids growing up in this super-PC society have become more entitled and refuse to acknowledge that no one has the right to NOT be offended.
Let's not pretend we don't live in a time in this country where it makes more sense to pee off the Christian Right rather than face the wrath of the vocal minority. Starbucks could've planned this out better, but the fact remains that the country has gotten so overly sensitive that companies are all going holiday-neutral, and have been for some time. I just find it funny how countries in Asia have gone he opposite direction and plaster "merry Christmas" on everything.
While I agree with the last statement, I took his comments to mean that he knows his supporters are freaking idiots who seize upon excrement that doesn't matter as a sign that they're persecuted. As much as I hate people getting offended over every little thing that signals their oppression, it's a million times worse when the actually entitled majority acts like it's somehow being oppressed.
The funny thing is that all of these corporations that are running "holiday neutral" campaigns are run and owned by the entitled majority. They have a responsibility to their shareholders, who are mostly also part of the entitled majority, to maintain a good public image and avoid frivolous lawsuits from special interest groups.
Right, but the point is that those campaigns do absolutely nothing to impact anyone's celebration of Christmas. I freaking love Christmas, but not getting a coffee cup that says Christmas doesn't impact that. Having a cashier say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas does nothing to stop that. They still sell Christmas stuff everywhere (and earlier and earlier every year). They play Christmas music everywhere. The world revolves around Christmas for almost 2 months, but these people are so pissed off and hateful because it's not stated explicitly any more. The more legitimate complaint is that you have segments of the population who are completely excluded from massive cultural touchstones for a solid 6 weeks. It honestly does suck for Jewish kids etc. Personally, I don't think that's a good reason to take away the emphasis on Christmas, but that's not actually happening anyway.
Maybe that's the problem. Some groups look at Christmas as some Christian-only cultural tradition, where it has become a very American tradition in its own right. The Christmas tree, presents, all the decorations, etc. Everything except for the overtly religious songs. Hell, it's become one of our biggest cultural imports. Christmas has become a popular thing in Asia, as I mentioned before, where they imported exactly zero of the religious parts of. You're allowed to enjoy Christmas without the religious undertones. No one who is an American should feel excluded because it's absolutely more of an American tradition than simply a Christian one.
Let's not pretend we don't live in a time in this country where it makes more sense to pee off the Christian Right rather than face the wrath of the vocal minority.
I had a Korean friend in elementary school who said he didn't celebrate Halloween because his family wasn't Christian. Even 9 year old me thought that was a load of bullshit. I think his mom just didn't want him to have candy.
(Source) The frenzy over Starbucks use of generic red cups for the holiday season without a direct ode to Christmas began with a video rant from a self-described “disciple of Jesus” and now the latest hero of the anti-political correctness crowd. But Josh Feuerstein has been at this for years, posting hundreds of videos of himself screaming mini-sermons into his Iphone camera. While he has almost 2 million followers on Facebook, (it’s not clear how many of those became fans after the Starbucks takedown went viral) most people had no idea who Feuerstein was before this week. It’s also unclear whether any notable Christian groups have joined his boycott, and some are vocally opposing it.
Feuerstein has long been on the radar of liberal groups, as the left-leaning Web site Daily Kos, detailed in an article Tuesday. They first learned of him when he recorded himself calling a Florida bakery to order a cake with the message: “We Do Not Support Gay Marriage.” When the bakery refused to fill the order, he and his followers cried discrimination and harassed the small business until it was forced to temporarily close.
Feuerstein told The Washington Post in an e-mail that he’s preparing a libel suit against the Daily Kos. He was unavailable to comment further at publication time. Feuerstein’s often incendiary views are part of his whole public persona. Appearing on CNN Monday, he says America is a Christian nation because why else would “Obama have to pretend to be one to get elected?” The other guest on the segment, Pete Dominick, a talk radio host, attacked Feuerstein as a “entrepreneurial bigot.”
People that end every sentence they type with multiple exclamation points. Most of what you say isn't important, so there's no need to end every sentence as if someone has a bomb. Tends to crop up on facebook most of the time. Not quite as annoying as people that type in all caps, but it's getting there.
I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!!!!!!!!
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Just nonchalant them on to the tracks.
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This is what we've come to, huh?
Sign on the NJ Transit level at Penn Station. The green people (the ones who are looking around and being attentive) are supposed to look out for the red person (clearly giving no fucks where they're heading) who's face in their stupid phone.
That's the way this goes now, huh? Unfuckingbelievable.
People who are allergic to trees.
People who are allergic to trees.
People who are so uncomfortable with silence they absolutely must make conversation with idle chatter.
When to duck out of a conversation should be a mandatory skill every human being should learn."I have to return some videotapes."
People who are so uncomfortable with silence they absolutely must make conversation with idle chatter.
Excuse me, I need to masturbate
girls
The Show, mostly.
the baseball video game?
no, Big Show
no, Big Show
When you order a bunch of stuff from Amazon and then a few days later the UPS van pulls up outside your house and you get all excited for your stuff and then the fucker goes next door.
Is that the WTC memorial?
It's your duty to choke slam them both.
That's a bingo.
When we went to Pearl Harbor back in '06 we took a boat over to see the USS Arizona which is, obviously, a very solemn place to visit. This freaking lady, typical tourist, is loudly gabbing away on her cell phone (mind you, this was almost 9 years ago, cell phones weren't as prevalent as they are now) for a good minute. They only let a certain amount of people over to the ship so it was painfully obvious she was loud and I could see a lot of people were pretty uncomfortable and pissed. Finally, it was me of course, I yell over to her, loud NYer I can be, to get off her God damn phone and show some respect and it actually embarrassed her enough to shut her up. That picture Badger posted just reminded of that.You're a good American, sir.
Memorials of thousands of people being murdered are so romantic. I'm thinking of having my wedding at AuschwitzLooking at that picture a little more, from the dude's body language, I don't think he's too comfortable with it. She, although (yes, puck) looks pretty cute, has absolutely no issues doing this so she can freak off.
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Like a quarter of her face, wearing a winter coat... Obviously smoking hot.
Hey she is an obvious queynte for taking a picture like that but if you can't see that broad is most likely hot even from the partial, don't offer your scouting services to the Ford modeling agency.
The things people argue about on this forum are amazing.
The things people argue about on this forum are amazing.
Are there many openings for people who can identify if a girl is most likely hot based on part of her face? Seems pretty niche.
Haha, I think back to the TGG days when all types of hot chicks were scoffed at. Now we have lowered our standards to having done her hair that day and being a normal weight.
Haha, I think back to the TGG days when all types of hot chicks were scoffed at. Now we have lowered our standards to having done her hair that day and being a normal weight.
Haha, I think back to the TGG days when all types of hot chicks were scoffed at. Now we have lowered our standards to having done her hair that day and being a normal weight.
I guess maybe our imagination is re-creating the rest of her face? Also her legs have the right amount of thickness to suggest a nice tight body.
"Classic beauty":
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/whoever that guy with the miss piggy avatar was.
Big blocker was such a douche
Big Blocker is actually a pretty nice guy.
Then bring him to the next tailgate.
Big Blocker is actually a pretty nice guy.
I never had a problem with him either.
I actually work with him. I never understood why people just attack him. He's opinionated? Yeah, no excrement, so is everyone else on the boards.But why?
I actually work with him. I never understood why people just attack him. He's opinionated? Yeah, no excrement, so is everyone else on the boards.
keep it up with that opinion lover of the older lady. i'll opinion your face.
No.Bhahahah
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When my team has a chance at sweeping a school that has won the region for six straight years and my starting power forward gets suspended for stealing a chicken nugget off of a tray in the cafeteria line.
He got suspended for that? That's so dumb. I used to steal excrement all the time from the cafeteria and when caught they'd just make me pay for it, or I'd get more detention added.
He got suspended for that? That's so dumb. I used to steal excrement all the time from the cafeteria and when caught they'd just make me pay for it, or I'd get more detention added.
He got suspended for that? That's so dumb. I used to steal excrement all the time from the cafeteria and when caught they'd just make me pay for it, or I'd get more detention added.
Tommy posts never let me down.
Tommy posts never let me down.
Check your privilege shitlord
Speaking of HS, how's this for a Fuckn coincidence. My buddy lives right next to it, so I was pregaming at his place, got so drunk and high, we walked passed my HS and we saw that an event was going on. We decided to check it out. It was the annual alumni steak dinner party or something. I saw some old friends, but was told to leave since it's a $75 event. I said freak that I'm an alumni and tried going in again, so I had a bunch of ushers pull me out of there. I got kicked out of my own HS. I was pissed the whole night.
This morning I reflected and realized I was a total drunken poopchute.
People who you know in real life, and will talk personal excrement online but once you see them they're scared to say anything to offend you because they're afraid you'll knock them out.
Naming winter storms.
Fast forward 10 years: "Light shower Steve will be rolling through this afternoon, causing accumulations of 0.1 inches in some areas. Be careful out there people!"
I think it's because it has hurricane or tropical storm force windsThere are expected to be 50mph winds but the Weather Channel names all the winter storms now. When they started doing it a few years ago they explained why so people would take winter storms more seriously. The NWS and accuweather and sites like that don't refer to these storms by the weather channel's names.
There are expected to be 50mph winds but the Weather Channel names all the winter storms now. When they started doing it a few years ago they explained why so people would take winter storms more seriously. The NWS and accuweather and sites like that don't refer to these storms by the weather channel's names.
Funny thing is Weather Underground actually made fun of TWC when they started doing this but now they're in cahoots with each other so they refer to these storms the same way now.
Why do you know so much about this?
He's JaywaneI'm not as bad as him but I'd say I definitely pay more attention to the weather then I should.
I'm not as bad as him but I'd say I definitely pay more attention to the weather then I should.
I used to be a weather nerd because of all the fishing trips we took. Now I don't give a excrement.I've become worse because I'm a homeowner and responsible for 2 kids. We have trees around our house amongst other excrement. I've always had an interest though.
I've become worse because I'm a homeowner and responsible for 2 kids. We have trees around our house amongst other excrement. I've always had an interest though.
I've become worse because I'm a homeo
A homeo?
Say no more fam
A homeo?
The Deadpool marketing campaign and movie in general
The Deadpool marketing campaign and movie in generalThe commercials don't even look funny. Maybe if I was 13 years old
I have only seen one trailer for it and thought it looked amusing.
No you are wrong
I think it'll be good.
Did you also scroll past him on Comedy Central tonight?
People who stand on moving sidewalks. The idea of the thing is to get you to your destination faster and not so that you can avoid the exercise of walking a few hundred yards, you lazy fat cunts.
I deal with this on the escalator on the subway all the time.
I don't mind when they stop so much as when they stop and don't move over for the moving people behind them.
Stand on the right, walk on the left. I don't mind people standing but don't stand on the Fuckn left or Im gonna yell at you.
As the whitest person in Broadway Junction most of the time, this option is not available to me.
As the whitest person in Broadway Junction most of the time, this option is not available to me.
"Excuse me!" is all it takes. Most people, even non-Whites, would rather avoid confrontation in the morning. Besides, if you're commuting then likely the others are commuting as well, which means they're not going to risk losing their job because some white kid wants to walk by them.
"Excuse me!" is all it takes. Most people, even non-Whites, would rather avoid confrontation in the morning. Besides, if you're commuting then likely the others are commuting as well, which means they're not going to risk losing their job because some white kid wants to walk by them.RIP.
"Excuse me!" is all it takes. Most people, even non-Whites, would rather avoid confrontation in the morning. Besides, if you're commuting then likely the others are commuting as well, which means they're not going to risk losing their job because some white kid wants to walk by them.
Used too low a setting when I was manscaping and now my balls itch.
Used too low a setting when I was manscaping and now my balls itch.I bet your boyfriend appreciates it
Temporary solution: Shave.
I bet your boyfriend appreciates it
100% of the people I've seen sharing this never served in any military capacity.
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LOL. You need better friends.
California has the best public college system in the country, from community colleges to the Cal States to the UCs. With books, it's about $7000/year to get an education via the Cal State system. The UC system doubles that. I don't think that's unreasonable in the slightest for the level of education you get, especially as an investment in your future. Unless my kids can get into a school with tons of financial aid like I did, I'm encouraging the UC system.
City University of NY Queens College, where I went, was like $5000 a year with books. I was able to pay that off with a part time job making $10 an hour and summers as a doorman. Most of the people complaining about college tuition are mad that they can't go to the big fun state schools that are $60k a year.
Granted, if you want to be on an associate track at a big investment bank, only the top notch expensive schools have internship programs that help, but I have people working alongside of me who went to NYU and Columbia. It's what you do after college that counts more than anything.
What state schools cost $60k a year for residents?
My kids seem STEM inclined. If they can get into a great program and get aid, great. Otherwise, there are some great schools in the UC system for STEM fields.
Well I exaggerated but there are a lot that are $30k+. My first semester was at Hofstra, a school in LI which isn't better than QC, but my first semester was $25k. I got sucked into the same trap. I though a city or state school wouldn't be worth it.
Hofstra is private. You said State schools that were $60k+. Private schools absolutely can cost that, and there are a ton of way overpriced ones.
Most of the people complaining about college tuition are mad that they can't go to the big fun state schools that are $60k a year.
The fat chick near me at work talking about the "spicy" pizza she ate on Saturday that ruined her weekend.
"No one else even thought it was spicy!!1!"
Let us know when she farts, should be anytime now.
Couldn't hear it over ther verbal diarrhea coming out of her mouth.
The fat chick near me at work talking about the "spicy" pizza she ate on Saturday that ruined her weekend.
"No one else even thought it was spicy!!1!"
Wtf is spicy pizzaNasty excrement on bread.
Wtf is spicy pizza
The fat chick near me at work talking about the "spicy" pizza she ate on Saturday that ruined her weekend.
"No one else even thought it was spicy!!1!"
This chick is now near me talking about mayonnaise and I want to die
A woman in my office was going around this morning asking people for mayo packets because she wanted to make egg salad at her desk.Wtf is wrong with people.
Thankfully nobody had mayo because that's freaking weird.
A woman in my office was going around this morning asking people for mayo packets because she wanted to make egg salad at her desk.
I know you no longer work in midtown, but there should be some delis nearby right?
People who cannot walk a straight line in public. People who just stop for, seemingly, no reason at all.
One of the Cat 6 cables I installed while renovating the basement not working. Doubly annoying is the fact that I'm a freaking idiot who didn't think to install spare cables.The database i planned to install down there wont work now.
One of the Cat 6 cables I installed while renovating the basement not working. Doubly annoying is the fact that I'm a freaking idiot who didn't think to install spare cables.Probably just need to punch it down again. Hopefully it's just one of the colored strands that pulled free from the patch. I would cut 3" off both ends of the CAT6 run and re-terminate the tips.
Probably just need to punch it down again. Hopefully it's just one of the colored strands that pulled free from the patch. I would cut 3" off both ends of the CAT6 run and re-terminate the tips.
People who cannot walk a straight line in public. People who just stop for, seemingly, no reason at all.
People who cannot walk a straight line in public. People who just stop for, seemingly, no reason at all.
Pretty much what every New Yorker hates.
People that decide that taking a picture on a busy sidewalk is a good idea. Even if I just walk right through their picture not giving a freak, it's still annoying that someone expects people to wait for them to take their stupid scenic picture.
I walk through pictures all the time. Sorry, you're the one on vacation, I have excrement to do.
Ditto. I get in their pictures and take my dick out and start slapping it against the woman's thigh. Usually it ends with the shocked woman taking me in her mouth, but one time this tourist just drops her panties and grabs her ankles. Like I don't have excrement to do. Bitch.Tell me about it. If I have to do a sidewalk 69 one more time.....
Me too. Obviously they have enough to time to take another picture if they have time to stand there in everyone's way.
"I got high on coffee" - spicy pizza lady
At a bar last night with my 19 year old cousin and she saw some YouTube "star" and got all geeked and got a picture with him. Dude isn't even funny. He was such a prick about it too as if she inconvenienced him.
https://m.youtube.com/user/JoeSantagato/videos
What a bundle of sticks.
Probably just need to punch it down again. Hopefully it's just one of the colored strands that pulled free from the patch. I would cut 3" off both ends of the CAT6 run and re-terminate the tips.
Country music.
How can you hate a song like Wagon Wheel?I guess I'm referring to new country music. That's an old song.
How can you hate a song like Wagon Wheel?
Country music.
Country music.
Both the books and show are awesome even if they don't align. It's actually unprecedented and cool as excrement what they are doing now. There have been things in the past I wanted to see on screen and didn't, but now that they are separate entities I can't imagine complaining.
People who wear sunglasses as an accessory on their head but never use them to protect their eyes. Case in point, bald guy on train platform @ 5:30 AM. It's dark out, and there is no chance that it will be sunny today. Are you thinking that by virtue of you having the sunglasses raised over the top of your head that we won't notice you're bald?Tommy?
People who wear sunglasses as an accessory on their head but never use them to protect their eyes. Case in point, bald guy on train platform @ 5:30 AM. It's dark out, and there is no chance that it will be sunny today. Are you thinking that by virtue of you having the sunglasses raised over the top of your head that we won't notice you're bald?
If you have a good pair of sunglasses it's just as important to wear them on a cloudy day as the uv light can phuck your eyes up just the same. I have a pair of polarized fishing glasses and use them when it rains, you can actually see better, they cut though the glare of the water. So I always have them. But to hide a bald spot, lol no. That's just as bad as a combover or bad wig.
Also if we're talking about the tools that do that at a poker table then yeah I agree.
you mean the, "I might get called off the bench in this Beach Volleyball tournament" look isnt in these days?
People who seemingly set their phone ringers/alarms to the most annoying thing possible on full volume. A co-worker here has her breastpumping alarm set as a rooster crowing on full blast. I'm going to break her phone.
I just don't get ringtones in general. My phone is always close enough to me where I can hear it vibrating.
So you put it on your rooster?
I just don't get ringtones in general. My phone is always close enough to me where I can hear it vibrating.
Elevator farts when there's a midget arouond
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Grammar Nazis on a message board.
People who miss the joke.
Elevator farts when there's a midget arouond
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Fixed
You spelled "around" wrong.
Know weigh
Yahweh
when your in a parking lot with an absurd amount of spaces , yet someone pulls up right next to you.Yes
when your in a parking lot with an absurd amount of spaces , yet someone pulls up right next to you.
Why don't you freak her already and release the tension.
This chick is rapidly becoming SFD's train dyke.Hahaha, no doubt about that.
Why don't you freak her already and release the tension.
I have to get a nose job to fix my fucked up nose because two separate surgeons fucked up, freak fuckety freak
Sorry man, I just heard.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mark-c-miller/drunk-surgeon-switches-ma_b_783325.html
It's April in Virginia, how cold can that air be?
When me and the wife moved in together eons ago, one of the first times I took a shower, she dumped a bunch of cold water over the curtain right onto me.My brother and sister and law do that excrement to each other all the time. My wife and I both hate crap like that. We have an agreement not to prank each other.
Apparently this was a big prank in her house growing up. I wanted to kill her, haha
Me.
After our round, we went to a bar in Poughkeepsie, and I played $20 worth of Spanish club music and reggaeton. The rednecks here were not pleased. It was awesome.
Me.
After our round, we went to a bar in Poughkeepsie, and I played $20 worth of Spanish club music and reggaeton. The rednecks here were not pleased. It was awesome.
You were probably about 15 minutes from where I was. What bar?
Mahoneys. You live in Poughkeepsie? My parents bought a house in Hopewell Junction a few years ago and I come here from time to time to play golf. We should grab a few one day.
I had to excavate a family of four mice that had burrowed themselves under my kids' playground this morning. My dog, who although she is definitely on her last legs is still a killer, found them killed one of them, I'm guessing, playing with it. I had to dig the other three out with a mini shovel and put them in a box, still alive while one of them was crying. It was fun. I had to get rid of them somehow. I don't want them in the house. They were fairly big for mice.
Did you throw them in your neighbor's yard?No. Let's just say they're in a position where there's no shot in hell they'll get back on my property. They're still alive too.
No. Let's just say they're in a position where there's no shot in hell they'll get back on my property. They're still alive too.
I was in Poughkeepsie, I live a few town's away. Mahoney's crowd changes pretty drastically based on the time and day of the week. Easy train access too.
No. Let's just say they're in a position where there's no shot in hell they'll get back on my property. They're still alive too.
You drove them to Mexico?
Remember that next time you are faced with a tough situation. Embrace the challenge and overcome it. It will be sweet! Be solid. Be strong.
Be solid. Be strong.
People that act like going to the gym and lifting weights is some type of difficult life situation:
Shut up and squat 135.
people who refer to their shoes as "kicks". freak off.
people who refer to their shoes as "kicks". freak off.
If Geiger's the only person left on Twitter who hasn't blocked you then you've only got yourself to blame.
so everyone in the 90s?
people who refer to their shoes as "kicks". freak off.
Ok but what if they're pumped up?
On the opposite end of the spectrum, people who use "tennis shoes" to describe anything other than a shoe specifically designed for tennis playing.
On the opposite end of the spectrum, people who use "tennis shoes" to describe anything other than a shoe specifically designed for tennis playing.
What does 624 call them?
The cost of stuff. We bought a new bed yesterday. Six freaking grand. How is a bed six grand?Does it have wheels? It's a car.
The cost of stuff. We bought a new bed yesterday. Six freaking grand. How is a bed six grand?
My wife bought a used sofa sight unseen for $100 and now I'm looking up how to remove unidentified stains from microfiber.Just make your own new stains, to cover them up.
Does it have wheels? It's a car.
wow, I ordered a surprisingly comfy mattress off Amazon and a portable platform to bypass the box spring last year. That cost like 400 total and I was kinda annoyed at the price.
Oh, and the six grand doesn't include a headboard. Apparently she's ordering that at the moment, which is another $800.
All I can say is at least you are in a position to drop 7 grand and not be freaking out about the finincial implications.
Did you buy from a mattress store? I'm a big fan of the new bed in a box mattress... Tuft & Needle, Casper, Leesa, etc. They usually run less than a grand and are as comfortable as most in store mark-up mattresses.
Unless the money went into some fancy bedframe and bedding/pillows/etc
JE's bed comes with a live, obese illegal alien inside the mattress that will rearrange their body for your comfort.
We're old and getting creaky. I was happy with the bed that was half the price, but apparently "this is the one". It's some kind of high tech foam made of natural fibres or some excrement. I wasn't really listening.
That's true, although I am still in something of a state of shock about it.
Yeah, it's a specialist bed place. Mattress was four grand plus tax, the rest was the divan and some stupidly overpriced mattress protector ("but it's all natural fibres, darling!").
That sounds like an average Friday night for Tommy.
That's why she offered to let you rearrange your anniversary dinner for the Raptors game. She knew what was coming.
You basically just let her assfuck you with a dildo.
You guys are preaching to the choir.
Aren't there diminished returns on how comfortable a bed can be? I can't see how a $6k bed can be three times more comfortable than a $2k one.
I honestly don't know. I tend to sleep pretty well wherever I am, but Mrs English is a light sleeper and has been struggling with this one of late.
They do have a 15 day sleep guarantee whereby if you decide in the first 15 days that you're not happy with it they will take it back, so at least we'll get a chance to decide whether it's worth the money. They say we spend a third of our lives in bed so I guess it makes sense to be as comfortable as possible.
Oh I definitely hear ya there. Was just wondering about the difference between a $1500 coal foam queen and a $3500 one. I have the former, which is awesome. Plus two memory foam pillows that are amazing ($100 a piece). I also think good sheets play a roll too.
Oh I definitely hear ya there. Was just wondering about the difference between a $1500 coal foam queen and a $3500 one. I have the former, which is awesome. Plus two memory foam pillows that are amazing ($100 a piece). I also think good sheets play a roll too.
LOL. Someone ripped you off. Not as badly as JE, but still ripped off.
LOL. Someone ripped you off. Not as badly as JE, but still ripped off.Meh
Wow I basically got the same exact package for $850
Of course you did. You also don't walk into stores and have the sales people think "Oh excrement, easy commission"."excrement, it's a Jew. Just give it to him. We aren't good enough to compete with that."
"excrement, it's a Jew. Just give it to him. We aren't good enough to compete with that."
I have a Star of David tattooed on my dick
Does it denote 50% off?
prime negotiating tool for hookers.Hahaha
although it does confuse them that there's no circumcision.
I just tell them Yahweh said I could have my foreskin.
Those fake focus group Chevy commercials. They make me angry.
Those fake focus group Chevy commercials. They make me angry.
The new chip reader machines. When a simple swipe used to do the trick, now we have to insert the card and wait close to a minute for the process to go through.
"New". You know the rest of the world has been using them for close on ten years, right?
The new chip reader machines. When a simple swipe used to do the trick, now we have to insert the card and wait close to a minute for the process to go through.
Motorcyclists. freak em all.I don't like the ones that fly by you at 150 miles per hour. You can hear them but seeing them is so freaking difficult. I just don't move when I hear those idiots coming. I don't want to be the cause of their demise, I will let some jackass down here take care of that problem.
Very few crotch rockets round here, the vast majority of motorcyclists seem to be fat men on annoyingly loud machines pretending to be outlaws before they go back home to mow the lawn.
Very few crotch rockets round here, the vast majority of motorcyclists seem to be fat men on annoyingly loud machines pretending to be outlaws before they go back home to mow the lawn.Lol, so true. Few of my neighbors own Harleys and that fits the bill perfectly
Very few crotch rockets round here, the vast majority of motorcyclists seem to be fat men on annoyingly loud machines pretending to be outlaws before they go back home to mow the lawn.
At least they move at the speed of traffic. I'll take motorcycles over cyclists any day.
At least they move at the speed of traffic. I'll take motorcycles over cyclists any day.
The only motorcyclists I ever see obeying traffic laws well are the ones that have those wide, non-flashy ones that are meant for comfort and long-distance travel.
You probably deal with them more near you. The only ones I have a big problem with are the ones who want to be on the road but the road is a 45 MPH speed limit and they are doing like 10-15 MPH. Can't want to have all the rights to the road a car does and not maintain the flow of traffic at all.
The only motorcyclists I ever see obeying traffic laws well are the ones that have those wide, non-flashy ones that are meant for comfort and long-distance travel.
I've come to the conclusion that 98% of people controlling any form of transport, motorised or human powered, are cunts who shouldn't be allowed on the road in the first place. I hate driving now and self driving cars can't come fast enough so I can sit back and read the paper while I travel without having to care about the litany of shitheads trying to kill themselves, me and everyone else on the roads.I'm reading this post while driving
I've come to the conclusion that 98% of people controlling any form of transport, motorised or human powered, are cunts who shouldn't be allowed on the road in the first place. I hate driving now and self driving cars can't come fast enough so I can sit back and read the paper while I travel without having to care about the litany of shitheads trying to kill themselves, me and everyone else on the roads.Truth. I only like driving when the road relatively empty, which is almost never.
I've come to the conclusion that 98% of people controlling any form of transport, motorised or human powered, are cunts who shouldn't be allowed on the road in the first place. I hate driving now and self driving cars can't come fast enough so I can sit back and read the paper while I travel without having to care about the litany of shitheads trying to kill themselves, me and everyone else on the roads.
Disgusting people showing their crack on a bike, I couldn't stop laughing so I took a couple of pics, but it is so disgusting I got her #:
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of course that pic was taken in Broward. Amount of white trash in that county is mind blowing
South Florida has it's share of white trash that's for sure
Florida has it's share of white trash that's for sure
Those Snapchat dogface selfies. Oh how original. Why don't you post more dog ears and dog tongues. Hey, look, your baby is now a dog! How funny.
lol
I'm Bill Simmons and I believe that soil is real. I believe air is something we breath. And I also believe original thought is overrated
The worst
I actually like him. Listened to his podcast all the time.
In case anyone is wondering:
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Popups on cell phone browsers. Popups anywhere for that matter. I don't mind ads in the page so much.
Popups on cell phone browsers. Popups anywhere for that matter. I don't mind ads in the page so much.
"What are your thoughts on keish?" -spicy pizza lady to some other ladyQuiche*
Quiche*
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
People who stand on moving walkways
People who think that three full sized suitcases are hand baggage
Airports who allow them to
Fat people complaining that seats on aeroplanes or in baseball arenas are too small
That freaking advert that uses a choral version of Mr Mister's Broken Wings
I had some obese Scottish lady garden behind me on the flight to the UK last week, when I reclined my seat she started squealing "ye cannae do that, ah dinnae fit!" Listen lardy, it's a redeye flight. Everyone's reclining and I'm not having my sleep ruined because you can't put down the fork.
If you're that fat, sorry you need buy an extra ticket.
I enjoyed the additional details of her being Scottish and sodomizing the English language. Makes the story
I had some obese Scottish lady garden behind me on the flight to the UK last week, when I reclined my seat she started squealing "ye cannae do that, ah dinnae fit!" Listen lardy, it's a redeye flight. Everyone's reclining and I'm not having my sleep ruined because you can't put down the fork.Did you bang her?
Bitch. Recline your seat, problem solved.
And if you still really don't fit then you don't belong in an airplane.
I always warn the person behind me that I'm gonna recline. I usually expect people to do the same.
Surprised you don't just curl into the overhead compartment
Surprised you don't just curl into the overhead compartment
Surprised you don't just curl into the overhead compartmentHaha
Spicy pizza lady keeps a pepper mill at her desk for lunch. I'm not sure if I'm more annoyed or amused.
And a bottle of mustard
Surprised you don't just curl into the overhead compartment4.5 honks
Never saw anyone actually wear those.
People who can't wait to tell you how busy they are.That's a good one. We're all busy, stfu.
That's a good one. We're all busy, stfu.
On a different and probably unpopular note.. teachers on social media. Always complaining about their salary and such. For the love of god be done with it. They have like half the year off and leave the building at 3pm
They also get to bring in the tv for an educational video when hungover.Hahahaha, adding to my ammunition
That's a good one. We're all busy, stfu.
On a different and probably unpopular note.. teachers on social media. Always complaining about their salary and such. For the love of god be done with it. They have like half the year off and leave the building at 3pm
That's a good one. We're all busy, stfu.
On a different and probably unpopular note.. teachers on social media. Always complaining about their salary and such. For the love of god be done with it. They have like half the year off and leave the building at 3pm
That's a good one. We're all busy, stfu.
On a different and probably unpopular note.. teachers on social media. Always complaining about their salary and such. For the love of god be done with it. They have like half the year off and leave the building at 3pm
What's the average difference in salary between a 3rd grade teacher and, for example, a teacher in high school?
The main complaints I see now are kids who put in no effort and then have their parents coming in to blame the teacher on a regular basis. I could imagine dealing with parents who think their kid can do no wrong gets very frustrating.
People who cross through the middle of a busy street, walk as slow as humanly possible, then shoot you a look like you're the poopchute for driving in it.
People who cross through the middle of a busy street, walk as slow as humanly possible, then shoot you a look like you're the poopchute for driving in it.
I just went to Wendy's after the bar to order a 4 for 4 because I'm drunk and degenerate.
I drove away and realized the kitchen fucked up my order, even though my receipt was correct (meaning the cashier/order taker entered it properly), my order came out wrong. I had already eaten most of the food and the fucked up item was the last item in the bag.
So i drove to a nearby Wendy's on my way home, not far from the original location, and ordered more food and asked them to change it. I showed the manager the receipt, the sandwich and he tried to be a dick at first. He was some mexican/peruvian looking Inca lover of the older lady and i tried to incredible reasonable with him at first, and he kept shrugging me off. Basically trying to say "that's their problem".
So I said. "Do you really want me to drive 3 miles back and exchange the order? That's how you do business? I know franchises are different but this is a dollar item, and i have the receipt to prove it"
Then I said "Look, I've spent hundreds of dollars at this location in a six month span. Way better than my health deserves. You can say no, and i'll never come here again. Or you can fix this, and i'll say "They Did Right by Me" and continue as usual.
He fixed it. The fact I even had to get to that point of convincing him was obnoxious, becuase it's not like the location I went to had a stellar reputation. But it's amazing the level of incompetence of people who work fast food. I guess the real message is , DON'T EAT THAT excrement!.
Larger point is that too many people in retail/customer service are generally trying to lie to you just so they can say there's nothing that can be done about it. Until you get loud, or aggressive or speak to their manager. It's built into their training. The fact that being nice or polite gets you nothing is inherently retarded when dealing with morons. Fast food, front line customer workers etc. All the same.
Sadly people think this applies to all facets of life. As a government employee who deals with the general public for 7 hours a day I deal with a lot of this.
That would be awful.
I can't recall your department off hand but I think people dealing with the government are inherently angry or at least annoyed, going into any interactions. You're really going to get the worst of that going in.
"Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays."
So 6fd what did SPL do this weekend? We would like to hear the story if you're going to go on and on about it.
I have become that which I hate.Skynet has become aware
You heard the story. She organized her cabinet. Somehow that's enough material for her to go droning on for 15 minutes about it.
If this post looks dumb, I agree, just imagine what I am experiencing in real life.
Wtf is Pokémon? I've heard of it but assumed it was a kids cartoon. Damn game is blowing people's minds apparently.
Wtf is Pokémon? I've heard of it but assumed it was a kids cartoon. Damn game is blowing people's minds apparently.
i got it on my phone because my kid saw his aunt playing it and had to play. it encourages him to get outside for walks with us and hes happy.That's the one thing that's good is a bunch of fat assholes are out there at least moving. Not your kids. I wasn't calling your kids fat assholes. Well, the poopchute gene is present in their blood. Are you fat?
the most annoying thing about the whole pokemon go phenomenon is all the jerkoffs posting about how they are too cool being adults to play pokemon. eat a dick.
Michelle Obama spent 8 years trying to get fat nerd kids to go outside, it took Nintendo 24 hours.
I saw a quote in one of the papers from some 15-year-old that said "I've never walked this much in my life before."
That's just sad.
He was some mexican/peruvian looking Inca lover of the older lady
I really hope they excrement, not spit, excrement in your food. You were driving so high that, a - you had to stop for more food 3 miles later, b - you gave someone at an entirely different restaurant excrement about a dollar item that your high driving derriere would have just ate anyway.
What an annoying, entitled, racist bitch.
I wasn't the one actually driving. That part of the story didn't matter.
But your response does remind me of the time you wanted to educate me about "Columbia", your spelling not mine, when I've been there numerous times and have immediate family who own property there. That's not including the amount of Colombians in Miami.
Are you even Latin/Hispanic? Or is this a hypersensitive white guy trying to tell a latin person how to describe other latin people?
IIRC his wife is Colombian, and given that he lives in Vegas, I'm guessing they both get tired of her getting called 'Mexican' by people who make broad assumptions. Just a guess, though.
South America has a ton of range anyway. In Colombia I've seen straight up black people on the coast in Cartagena and then blonde hair/blue eyed people in the capital. Central Americans, especially the lower class with less European roots, have that native Central American look that's so stereotypical.
You beat to me it. I was going to add some of that.
There is a lot of racism, or more like eliteism, within Latin/Hispanic culture. You can tell because of how you get treated when you go these countries when you have light features. Whiteness is equated with beauty and wealth. All the Spanish television is incredibly white, with European features. Now obviously there was mixing with Moors during their time, but there's more or less 3 classifications of the spanish speaking world. White(from Spain, or spain mixed with some other European), Black, Mestizo. Mestizos are the looking Indigenous people .
The blacks in the culture were slaves brought over and then eventually emancipated. There is looking down your nose upon black people in a classism sense there, but there was much less the overt type of segregation in education, public facilities etc and stuff you saw here.
South America has large settlements of Europeans that weren't from Spain/Portugal and came a bit later. Venezuela and Brazil had tons of Germans. Argentina is Insecure Italy, with a small minority of mestizo thrown in. Cuba is unique because all the native population was wiped out by Columbus and friends.
Fen is the white guy yelling at the black guy for saying "Nigga"
Didn't care enough to know your heritage. Just assumed from the excrement that comes out of your mouth that you were white. Whatever, I'll just go back to not giving a excrement.
Didn't care enough to know your heritage. Just assumed from the excrement that comes out of your mouth that you were white. Whatever, I'll just go back to not giving a excrement.
Do you think only white people are capable of making stereotypical or racist comments?
Habitual, persistent contrarians
It's that time of year when the plastic Patsies start crawling out from under their stones and talking about they're going to win the Super Bowl again, then ask who their beloved team signed in the offseason. freaking cunts.
who did we sign this offseason
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The Dairy Queen "what" commercial they play five million times during the Olympics. I am going to find the poopchute that made that commercial and kill him and kill his entire family. In fact I am going to get a time machine and just tell Hitler all his ancestors are Jewish. The freaking player of the pink oboe lover of the older lady.
Dairy Queen's commercials in general are freaking evil. I don't know if you get the 99c Blizzard radio commercial down there in Canada's Pants, but it makes me want to drive my car through the front window of the nearest branch.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MEa66DVfxCE
Yes, we get that one too. It's really irritating.I just wanted to share my pain.Lol
Actually I lied, it's the Wendy's 99c Frosty commercial that makes me want to commit vehicular manslaughter. "And when is this?" AAAAARGH
When you randomly wake up in the middle of the night for no reason, and can't fall back asleep until 10 seconds before your alarm goes off to wake you up for the day.
I can't open this thread in Tapatalk.I just did
I just did
So did I.Yeah I guess you did. Incredible achievement on all fronts.
Did we fix it?
This freaking guy thinking he's cool wearing a bowtie to work everyday
Wear an even bigger bowtie to establish dominance.And a big red nose
This freaking guy thinking he's cool wearing a bowtie to work everyday
he's black, right?
he's black, right?
On a side note, most black people are complete pussies when it comes to actually throwing down.
lol
Minor annoyance, but still.... I went through the drive through for a biscuit and coffee this morning. Lady asked me if I needed any cream or sugar. I said yes, a couple of sugars. I usually drink my coffee black, but I was feeling frisky this AM. The lady said, "how many is a couple?" I was nice and said 2, but it annoyed me after the fact. First off, when I usually ask for sugar, they immediately throw in 47 packets without even asking. Also, doesn't everyone know a couple is 2? Aside from the fact whether you believe gay packets can be married as a couple, it's still 2. Maybe they are Mormon sugars.
Minor annoyance, but still.... I went through the drive through for a biscuit and coffee this morning. Lady asked me if I needed any cream or sugar. I said yes, a couple of sugars. I usually drink my coffee black, but I was feeling frisky this AM. The lady said, "how many is a couple?" I was nice and said 2, but it annoyed me after the fact. First off, when I usually ask for sugar, they immediately throw in 47 packets without even asking. Also, doesn't everyone know a couple is 2? Aside from the fact whether you believe gay packets can be married as a couple, it's still 2. Maybe they are Mormon sugars.
Similar thing happened to me. I drink coffee black w/ no sugar 95% of the time but one Saturday I went to Dunkin to get an iced coffee. Felt frisky and asked for a 'splash' of cream. Minute or two later they give me the coffee and the thing looks like a freaking vanilla milkshake. I NEVER send stuff back at stores/restaurants but this was disgusting, it was basically half cream, half coffee. I asked politely if they could make me a new one, with just a tiny bit of cream and I'd be willing to pay for it. They didn't take my money but remade it for me. This time it was only 25% cream and the rest coffee, still disgusting. I just left and thanked them for their time but jesus christ, annoyed me for like 2 hours after the fact.
People dropping weights in the gym. If you can pick it up you can put it down.
Slash their tires.
JE is very sensitive to earthquakes
Similar thing happened to me. I drink coffee black w/ no sugar 95% of the time but one Saturday I went to Dunkin to get an iced coffee. Felt frisky and asked for a 'splash' of cream. Minute or two later they give me the coffee and the thing looks like a freaking vanilla milkshake. I NEVER send stuff back at stores/restaurants but this was disgusting, it was basically half cream, half coffee. I asked politely if they could make me a new one, with just a tiny bit of cream and I'd be willing to pay for it. They didn't take my money but remade it for me. This time it was only 25% cream and the rest coffee, still disgusting. I just left and thanked them for their time but jesus christ, annoyed me for like 2 hours after the fact.
this girl i know from back in high school has 4 different facebook profiles. they all have frequent, different postings and pictures with different makeup. its so stupid
Minor annoyance, but still.... I went through the drive through for a biscuit and coffee this morning. Lady asked me if I needed any cream or sugar. I said yes, a couple of sugars. I usually drink my coffee black, but I was feeling frisky this AM. The lady said, "how many is a couple?" I was nice and said 2, but it annoyed me after the fact. First off, when I usually ask for sugar, they immediately throw in 47 packets without even asking. Also, doesn't everyone know a couple is 2? Aside from the fact whether you believe gay packets can be married as a couple, it's still 2. Maybe they are Mormon sugars.
Is it Lori Hughmungous?
If she weighs 600 lbs, then that's totally acceptable.
I actually learned this a couple of years ago (get it?). I never knew what the difference between a few and a couple was and then randomly i had an ah ha moment.
Were your parents swingers?
I've found myself very annoyed at the frequency in which that douchebag Gary Vaynerchuk has been shared by people I haven't talked to since high school on facebook these days. Apparently he's gone from Jets draft day naysayer to Tony Robbins wannabe. And these idiots think he's some sort of wordly sage.
The massive increase in street canvassers lately. Children's International, Planned Parenthood, Greenpeace, Gay Rights, Anti-Police Brutality, Mothers Against Violence, the list goes on. It's like they're on every single block now.
"Excuse me, sir, do you care about children?"
Anyone who uses the phrase "it's been a minute" to refer to an extended period of time. It seems that I hear this phrase more and more every day and each time I want to ask the person that said it if they understand that a minute is sixty seconds or was that not taught in special ed.Isn't this a black thing?
Isn't this a black thing?
Anyone who uses the phrase "it's been a minute" to refer to an extended period of time. It seems that I hear this phrase more and more every day and each time I want to ask the person that said it if they understand that a minute is sixty seconds or was that not taught in special ed.
andrew ryan sounds hella white
I assume his username is a reference to the character in Bioshock.
I assume his username is a reference to the character in Bioshock.
Which also confirms his whiteness.
Which also confirms his whiteness.
I assume his username is a reference to the character in Bioshock.
I'm not sure about that, I think videogaming is about as colourblind as a hobby gets. I'm sure there are just as many black gaming geeks as there are white ones (proportionately) and I'm damn sure there are even more brown ones.
Correct. I rarely play video games anymore but when I did BioShock was one of my favorites and, since I was a bit fixated with the literature of Ayn Rand and Leonard Peikoff, Andrew Ryan seemed like a natural username.
JE still isn't sure if you're white.
I said that being into videogaming was no indicator of whiteness. Being into Ayn Rand definitely is.
Players adding "Sr." Or "Jr." To their jerseys.
Unless your name is Ken Griffey...nobody gives a freak.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Pedestrians that walk out in front of cars at crosswalks (like in front of walmart or in a strip mall) and don't even look to see if a car is coming. I know they have the right of way, but I'll be damned if I don't at least look when I walk across. I'm not gonna win a battle with a car even if I'm in the right. I don't trust other drivers to pay attention and I don't want to die over traffic safety laws.
Worse are the ones that stare you down like you're the poopchute for driving your car in the streetWelcome to NYC, bitch.
Welcome to NYC, bitch.
Welcome to NYC, bitch.
Pedestrians that walk out in front of cars at crosswalks (like in front of walmart or in a strip mall) and don't even look to see if a car is coming. I know they have the right of way, but I'll be damned if I don't at least look when I walk across. I'm not gonna win a battle with a car even if I'm in the right. I don't trust other drivers to pay attention and I don't want to die over traffic safety laws.
Yeah those poopchute pedestrians should have to take a full twelve hours to take a taxi ride that should otherwise take twenty minutes tops. The nerve of them thinking they're in the right if way when they are.I never even got a taxi. Sad.
freak these out of town assholes who insist on driving downtown in a major freaking city because they're too hick-scared to take the freaking transit, and then get all upset that all those people having the temerity to walk places are holding them up.
I can't speak for NYC but Toronto is full of suburban cunts getting all uppity at not being able to drive around the city in their freak off great SUV and just stop wherever they feel like to get their Starbucks like they're in their shitty Lego housing estate land.
This happens to me every day on my commute to work. Don't you take the train?I still need to cross streets and stare down cars to put them in their place.
Bitch
I still need to cross streets and stare down cars to put them in their place.
FWIW, as long as you avoid the whole Queen St area, you're in good shape. But that's where all the excrement is, so ya know.....
People who leave hundreds or thousands of unread emails in their inbox. How does that not drive you insane?
People who leave hundreds or thousands of unread emails in their inbox. How does that not drive you insane?
I have tapatalk set up to not download images without Wi-Fi so I'm just going to assume what you've posted and tell you you're a monster.
Current unread emails in my Gmail inbox - 1131. Mostly I've seen the title and know that I don't care enough to read them, but didn't get round to deleting because I just didn't.
Can't you just mark them all as Read?
I'm an IT admin, I've seen some absurd unread counts. North of 10 or 20,000 emails.
Did you do the right thing and euthanize these people?
These young salespeople are all about their "mail merges" and sending emails to prospects, which is why I'll always outsell them. No one wants to read your email. It's all noise. No substitute for old fashioned cold calling.
The douchenozzel weather morons who do the news from every idiotic location they can find. Hey there's a beach where the storm surge is going to be fifteen freaking feet, let's do a bit, the wind is 100mph with excrement flying around, awesome. It's amazing how every single weather moron is Jim Cantore now and has to broadcast in the middle of the storm and the flooding, wind etc etc etcAll I see here is wah, wah, wah, its rainy and windy out.
Ok thanks we freaking get it, it's nasty outside and you, you big freaking douchebag are broadcasting right in the middle of it.
Holy excrement it's really freaking annoying, I especially love how they scream into the Mike when the wind is gusting for the effect. I hope a couple of these obnoxious assholes get washed away because freak those pretentious faggots.
The douchenozzel weather morons who do the news from every idiotic location they can find. Hey there's a beach where the storm surge is going to be fifteen freaking feet, let's do a bit, the wind is 100mph with excrement flying around, awesome. It's amazing how every single weather moron is Jim Cantore now and has to broadcast in the middle of the storm and the flooding, wind etc etc etc
Ok thanks we freaking get it, it's nasty outside and you, you big freaking douchebag are broadcasting right in the middle of it.
Holy excrement it's really freaking annoying, I especially love how they scream into the Mike when the wind is gusting for the effect. I hope a couple of these obnoxious assholes get washed away because freak those pretentious faggots.
CBS4 coverage was the only tolerable one. Their hurricane guy knew a lot.
Every other local news broadcast here feels looks like a cartoon version of a news show.
"I hate to interrupt, but"
Not sure any words can follow that doesnt end up with me wanting to death-freak you with a shovel.
Love me some sams club.
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What's wrong with interrupting? If I need to talk to someone about something important and they're just chatting away about last night's game or something, that's a polite way to get their attention.
The phenomenon of way more people complaining about something happening than the thing actually happening continues today with Fidel Castro praise. Personally, I've seen zero praise for the man and about 10 people bitchibg about stupid liberals praising him.
Related:No we don't. I find SJW to be an incredibly irritating term. I guess their analog is racist/misogynist/homophobic assholes, but we don't need a term for them.
We need to come up with a term for something: if the left has SJWs, what do we call the right's equivalent?
I find SJW to be an incredibly irritating term.
Because you won't admit it has a proper application. Well-meaning people are still capable of taking their position to an extreme deserving of mockery, which is where a label like SJW comes in handy.It absolutely has a proper application, but given that it's already being applied to everyone to the left of Genghis Khan it has already lost all use.
Because you won't admit it has a proper application. Well-meaning people are still capable of taking their position to an extreme deserving of mockery, which is where a label like SJW comes in handy.
The phenomenon of way more people complaining about something happening than the thing actually happening continues today with Fidel Castro praise. Personally, I've seen zero praise for the man and about 10 people bitchibg about stupid liberals praising him.
Uh, Justin Trudeau and Jill Stein.
freak Trudeau. Why in the freak would the leader of a Western democracy praise that piece of excrement dictator.
I think it's hilarious this is coming from you of all people.
Uh, Justin Trudeau and Jill Stein.
Wasn't trying to say it didn't happen at all. Just there was way more complaining about people praising him than actual people praising him. Stein is a nobody so really only Trudeau or was there more? The amount of complaining I heard and saw the other day would have only been warranted of way more prominent people were saying he was a great guy.
freak Trudeau. Why in the freak would the leader of a Western democracy praise that piece of excrement dictator.
That type of general strident dismissal is what is frustrating to a lot of the Cuban community. There is a giant gulf of ignorance (especially on the left, for some reason which is bizarre because they credit themselves on facts and science) regarding what Castro and his regime have actually done. What Kaepernick said is what Obama has thought too. People don't realize what Castro actually did.
I mean, Castro hijacked a revolution and said "hey guys, just kidding. No free elections. I'm really a communist" and executed or jailed anyone who opposed him while taking everybody's excrement. Everyone subscribed to communism except him, which he used to live an insanely extragavant lifestyle. He stayed in power for almost 60 years, and there are were world leaders praising the guy. It's scary how many young people in general subscribe to the "hey guys, maybe things have changed" routine. THey've obviously never met a 80 year old Cuban man.
Speaking of excrement that doesn't make any sense. The right is all about calling out any instance of a liberal whining or crying or getting "triggered" in any way but they fall over.themselves to get offended about excrement that's just as trivial.
Because Castro and Pierre Trudeau were friends, Justin has known him all of his life. Just as when you or I go there will be plenty of people happy to stomp down the dirt, one hopes that we will have retained some friends willing to remember the good in us.
I don't know enough about the history of Cuba or Castro to have an opinion on the guy personally, but I think the right wing outrage over a simple statement of remembrance for a family friend is - as with most things right now - completely over the top. He isn't going to the funeral and already the mouthpieces are berating him for flipflopping.
Yeah, that's pretty true.
But at least for this instance, this is world leaders praising a dictator. There's plenty to be upset about just from a general ignorance/these are people in charge of countries perspective.
Because Castro and Pierre Trudeau were friends, Justin has known him all of his life. Just as when you or I go there will be plenty of people happy to stomp down the dirt, one hopes that we will have retained some friends willing to remember the good in us.
I don't know enough about the history of Cuba or Castro to have an opinion on the guy personally, but I think the right wing outrage over a simple statement of remembrance for a family friend is - as with most things right now - completely over the top. He isn't going to the funeral and already the mouthpieces are berating him for flipflopping.
He also represents everything that's wrong with some people, especially college students, bizarre fascination with socialism and why it doesn't work. It's the antithesis of small government. Communism sounds great when you're a kid from a middle class family taking PoliSci 201 or whatever, but people actually living under it are miserable.
Imagine tweeting the same thing about Enver Hoxha of Albania or Chauchescu of Romania.
Most people who are for it are too young to remember the actual impact of communism and how it's unsustainable system. People are too far removed from its pain and its misery that it inflicts on its people.
Now, I get why people get upset when people inaccurately call *everything* socialism but Castro is like the poster boy for why Communism doesn't work at all. He uses an entire nation to get him and his underlings rich while everyone stays poor. I don't get how anyone can defend the statement or even try to.
People who try to justify Trudeau's statements are just those obnoxious people who talk in circles and will cling to any ideal they have regardless of any information that's presented to them.
"But... free health care in Cuba!"
A lot of younger people do know their history and are aware that communism failed horribly. It's just hard not to think some type of socialist society is going to have to become acceptable when you see the A.I. revolution starting and it's only going to pick up steam. At some point in my life the whole idea that only lazy people don't work is going to have to change or excrement is going to get pretty bad.
Your diluter makes your assumption even more inaccurate.
The very ignorance you rail against, you're exhibiting here. Regardless of you acknowledged or not doesn't really change the fact you are so wrong about that statement. But sadly, you're not alone on this. You're the victim of the same level of ignorance on the manner that too many have.
So he was family friends with a murderous dictator? That doesn't raise any flags?
I feel like guaranteed basic income and a reduction in what's considered a full-time work week are basically inevitable at this point.
A lot of younger people do know their history and are aware that communism failed horribly. It's just hard not to think some type of socialist society is going to have to become acceptable when you see the A.I. revolution starting and it's only going to pick up steam. At some point in my life the whole idea that only lazy people don't work is going to have to change or excrement is going to get pretty bad.
Maybe somewhere but I don't see that happening so easily in this country. I mentioned it a week or two ago and super liberal JE even had a problem with it.
Difference between knowing and actually being involved in it first hand. IE dying in war, constant undercurrent of nuclear war.
I get where you are coming from. It's just that in the past the system was relying on humans and in the coming years it will be robots we are leaning on to do the labor. Plenty of human related bullshit to work out along the way but we'll see what happenes when it's not a McDonald's cashier being replaced but solid middle class jobs like truck driving.
Oh, definitely. I worry about that excrement all the time. I mean we'll probably be dead or dying by then but still.
Maybe somewhere but I don't see that happening so easily in this country. I mentioned it a week or two ago and super liberal JE even had a problem with it.
The Chevy ad with that sow who says "it's the whole business in the front, party in the back sort of thing" gives me a visceral reaction whenever I hear her say that. My wife is worried I might hunt her down and skin her alive if I see it a few more times.
The Chevy ad with that sow who says "it's the whole business in the front, party in the back sort of thing" gives me a visceral reaction whenever I hear her say that. My wife is worried I might hunt her down and skin her alive if I see it a few more times.
More annoying to me are those fake focus group ads. I think they're Chevy too. I don't even remember what carmaker since I hate that commercial so much.
same commercial
is that the one where they show half the car and some dumb bitch says the front reminds her of audi lights, then they reveal the back of the car and it's a fugging hatchback
same commercial
Oh God I remember it now.
"Describe this car using only a single EMOJI!"
is that the one where they show half the car and some dumb bitch says the front reminds her of audi lights, then they reveal the back of the car and it's a fugging hatchbackSame bitch/sow. I'm getting chills just thinking about how much I hate her stupid guts.
Same bitch/sow. I'm getting chills just thinking about how much I hate her stupid guts.
Chevy could come up with a magical car that runs on urine and only costs $100 and I still wouldn't buy it because of that lady.
What if they also included a "party in the back" with her?
Do I have to freak her or can I do anything to her?
That sucks. Get your shipping money back at least?
they offered me my next day air shipping, which as a prime member works out to a whopping $3.99Tell them you'll mint their freaking lawn
I'm waiting on a response from a supervisor.
The US version is fantastic.Yeah, this is pretty surprising to see. Amazon is quick as freak usually.
Canadian Amazon has been a trusted friend for years. The system is just smart enough to know that IATA is an American masking as a Canadian.
So you guys are saying it's all on IATA?
My wife has this stupid essential oil humidifier thing in the bedroom at night. Smells like someone jammed a eucalyptus tree in my sinuses. I just want to sleep, not pretend I'm a freaking koala bear.
my wife hates that excrement, thankfully. her best friend is super into it and always trying to sell her excrement and my lady just shuts her the freak down. she even got into an argument with some dotera rep at some sales event disguised as a pot luck. im so glad we dont waste money on that excrement.Oh man, the we want to sell you excrement disguised as a pot luck scheme. No better way to never, ever hear from us again.
my wife hates that excrement, thankfully. her best friend is super into it and always trying to sell her excrement and my lady just shuts her the freak down. she even got into an argument with some dotera rep at some sales event disguised as a pot luck. im so glad we dont waste money on that excrement.
I think my wife likes it more as a smell-good type of thing than a healing thing, but it's still overwhelming. She bought it on amazon. I don't mind a little mint smell around the house, but I don't want it to smell like a candy cane factory up in here.
I think my wife likes it more as a smell-good type of thing than a healing thing, but it's still overwhelming. She bought it on amazon. I don't mind a little mint smell around the house, but I don't want it to smell like a candy cane factory up in here.
Maybe she's dropping a hint that you need to shower more often.
Maybe she's dropping a hint that you need to shower more often.
You click on an article to read. Despite having an adblocker, a popup window comes up covering the article completely. You close it and start reading. 5 seconds later another one doesn't cover up the article, but shifts the paragraph down the page so you lose where you were. You scroll back up and find where you were. Then the whole article shades dark grey. You can't even find this ad to close until you scroll down the page of the ad (not the article anymore) and see it at the bottom. You then tell the website to go freak itself.It's 2017, do we not have adblockers for this?
It's almost like there's someone watching me try to read it and throwing in ad bombs while they laugh at me. There has to be a better way for advertisers to make money.
It's 2017, do we not have adblockers for this?
When you're about to enter a room or a building and someone who's exiting at the same time graciously holds the door for you, only to barge right through you before you even get through. What's the point of holding the door if you're not going to wait until I'm all the way in/out?
Millennials who complain about millennials.
Um.... when were you born?
Um.... when were you born?Not sure what you're getting at unless you're saying I'm complaining about Millennials complaining about Millenials.
Not sure what you're getting at unless you're saying I'm complaining about Millennials complaining about Millenials.
My point is that I hate when people in their 20s join in the Millenial-bashing started by Boomers/Gen X.
Not sure what you're getting at unless you're saying I'm complaining about Millennials complaining about Millenials.
Millennials who complain about millennials.
That was pretty much exactly what I was getting at.Yeah, you're grandfathered in.
I can still complain about Millennials though, right?
We really should rename the site TrumpOffensive or You Don't Know Politics.
We really should rename the site TrumpOffensive or You Don't Know Politics.
It's two threads (Trump and US Politics). You can just avoid clicking on them.I do. They're constantly at the top of the page.
Badger telling me I need treatment all the time at 4amLol
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He looks like me if I was Jewish.
No he pretty much looks like you.But my Aryan features doe
But my Aryan features doe
People talking about "grabbing" or "nabbing" players in a draft like it's some kind of weird game of Hungry Hippos. You don't grab players, you select them.
Sorry.
You're far from the only person who does it, it's rife across all football sites and it makes no sense. People seem to feel like the Draft is some kind of free for all and their team can pull off some kind of huge coup by jumping in and obtaining prime resources that others want. The reality is that if we get a player at #6 or #38 or #70 who we think is a great value pick, it isn't because we've somehow been faster or more clever than the others. It's because they placed a greater value on other players ahead of him.Hey dipshit do you know what they do when they select players in the draft? They GRAB the card with the players name on it from the team representatives.
No grabbing or nabbing has been done, we've just followed a very structured process.
The Jets can grope Hooker at 6.4 honks
The Jets can grope Hooker at 6.
Or as Tommy calls it, Tuesday night.
Or as Tommy calls it, Tuesday night.
But my Aryan features doe
You own an oven and shower?No but I do
Girls that drag out vowel sounds with the valley girl accent. "I jaaast think you should taaaaaaak to him."
Also the vocal fry.
https://www.theblot.com/girls-use-vocal-fry-extremely-annoying-7715011
My sister doesn't do the vocal fry, but she has that valley girl thing and raises and lowers her voices depending on the word. "So like THEN afterrr you know they SAID that they were going to TAAAAALK to like everyyyyone but you know like they DIDNT and THEN..."She sounds hot
ughhhh
Spent many, many months renovating my basement. Still not quite complete, but the bathroom is finally done. To celebrate, my wife went and bought new towels for my basement bathroom.
They're teal, with orange trim.
Spent many, many months renovating my basement. Still not quite complete, but the bathroom is finally done. To celebrate, my wife went and bought new towels for my basement bathroom.your phins fandom is duly noted.
They're teal, with orange trim.
your phins fandom is duly noted.
your phins fandom is duly noted.
JE is really Phillystax.
If you could show this post to 24 year old JohnnyEnglish I'd love to see his reaction.
Spent many, many months renovating my basement. Still not quite complete, but the bathroom is finally done. To celebrate, my wife went and bought new towels for my basement bathroom.
They're teal, with orange trim.
24 year old JE didn't give a excrement about the Miami Dolphins or towels. TBH, 43 year old JE doesn't care that much.
When my parents went to Miami they bought me a beach towel that says YOLO on it in giant lettering. When they gave it to me I just left it at their house.I should get some credit for never looking up what yolo means.
Hahahaha I forgot about that guy. He was in love with sayuki.
Only you would catfish somebody to get dick pics
When my wife gets on a hippie/natural kick and cleans the floors with vinegar. I hate vinegar smell. Smells like a freaking foot. I'd rather my dog use his derriere to clean the floor.Why vinegar? I was born from hippies and haven't heard that one.
Why vinegar? I was born from hippies and haven't heard that one.Google it man. All kinds of people clean with vinegar. I don't really care whether it does a good job cleaning or how safe it is, it smells like feet.
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i put some malt vinegar on my fries about 30 mins ago.Voutine?
/real talk
Voutine?correct
Douches are made of vinegar, no wonder Bo doesn't like himself.I knew you'd bring up douche.
Google it man. All kinds of people clean with vinegar. I don't really care whether it does a good job cleaning or how safe it is, it smells like feet.Try to get her interested in old school Listerine. Smells like death in a hospital, but still better than feet.
i put some malt vinegar on my fries about 30 mins ago.This may be the 3rd time in 10 years you got food right. Surely JE approved as well.
/real talk
This may be the 3rd time in 10 years you got food right. Surely JE approved as well.you underestimate my power.
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We use vinegar to clean the bottle warmer and the humidifiers. Doesn't smell great but it doesn't remind me of feet.Different strokes for different folks I guess. Some people like the way gasoline smells. I hate it but I love the smell of matches and hot off the press copies from a Xerox machine.
you underestimate my power.
I knew you'd bring up douche.
This may be the 3rd time in 10 years you got food right. Surely JE approved as well.
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Yes it is. I love all forms of vinegar.I have tried that, and it has sort of helped.
Also, little know fact: a shot of vinegar is the best cure for hiccups.
I love vinegar. One of my favorite things to do with it that no one else I know does is to cook my peppers & onions with both olive oil and either white or balsamic vinegar when making sausage, peppers, and onions.Huge balsamic fan. It is absolutely essential for making stuffed mushrooms.
Five Guys has malt vinegar for their fries right by the ketchup dispenser. The malt vinegar with the cajun fries is delicious.
Huge balsamic fan. It is absolutely essential for making stuffed mushrooms.
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I prefer balsamic to any other vinegar.Other than subs. I always do salt pepper oil vinegar, but there you need red.
I will say I do like vinegar in some foods. As a proud eastern North Carolinian, I prefer vinegar-based BBQ.So much better than sweet bbq.
Vinegar by itself, ugh.
So much better than sweet bbq.
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You are both wrong. Texas style sauce is so much better than that vinegary bullshit.
What's up with Canadians and vinegar on fries?
What's wrong with vinegar on fries?
You are both wrong. Texas style sauce is so much better than that vinegary bullshit.To each his own. But your opinion is incorrect.
To each his own. But your opinion is incorrect.
Actually I'm being a little harsh, some of that vinegary bullshit is actually quite nice. But Texas BBQ sauces are far superior.Even saying Texas BBQ is a bit misleading. The styles vary quite a bit. In Austin it seems to be all about the smoke. Stuff comes out dry and you use whatever sauce you want. Really, really good.
5 guys fries dipped in the vinegar at the store is definitely good.
Even saying Texas BBQ is a bit misleading. The styles vary quite a bit. In Austin it seems to be all about the smoke. Stuff comes out dry and you use whatever sauce you want. Really, really good.
Other cities use enough brown sugar and kethup to kill Iggy and MB with 1 bite. Sickeningly sweet.
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Yup. This guy knows.Word.
I really don't like BBQ sauce. Why not put a lollipop on your steak? Or dip that excrement in ketchup. Same thing.
Gross.What about vinegar on twizzlers?
Yup. This guy knows.I love BBQ sauce but I'd never put it on a steak. Pulled pork, chicken, and ribs can definitely be slathered in it though.
I really don't like BBQ sauce. Why not put a lollipop on your steak? Or dip that excrement in ketchup. Same thing.
I don't put anything on a steak. Why would you? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!
Have you uncultured heathens never had au poivre?
Have you uncultured heathens never had au poivre?
We don't like that foreign Mexican-type crud around these parts. I'm gonna build a wall around it.
I googled it. Why would anyone other than puck put semen on their steak?
We don't like that foreign Mexican-type crud around these parts. I'm gonna build a wall around it.
I googled it. Why would anyone put semen on their steak?
Like I said. You're an uncultured heathen.Is it because I don't like semen on my steak? And yes I am.
Is it because I don't like semen on my steak? And yes I am.
Have you uncultured heathens never had au poivre?
"Rachel Dolezal, the former head of an NAACP chapter who for years passed herself off as black, is giving some context about how her upbringing shaped her search for identity in her new memoir.I identify as a trans-Siberian orchestra.
Now identifying as trans-black, Dolezal sat down with NBCBLK to discuss how her identity challenges white supremacy and why she just couldn't be a white ally."
Ugggh, just stop, this is not a thing.
"Rachel Dolezal, the former head of an NAACP chapter who for years passed herself off as black, is giving some context about how her upbringing shaped her search for identity in her new memoir.Yeah, I am accepting as they come to most things, but trans anything does annoy me.
Now identifying as trans-black, Dolezal sat down with NBCBLK to discuss how her identity challenges white supremacy and why she just couldn't be a white ally."
Ugggh, just stop, this is not a thing.
"Rachel Dolezal, the former head of an NAACP chapter who for years passed herself off as black, is giving some context about how her upbringing shaped her search for identity in her new memoir.I don't know what any of this means. I'm just going to pretend I didn't see it and go about my day.
Now identifying as trans-black, Dolezal sat down with NBCBLK to discuss how her identity challenges white supremacy and why she just couldn't be a white ally."
Ugggh, just stop, this is not a thing.
I just made the mistake of asking the "X days til Friday!" guy how it was going and he nearly came in his pants. "I'm GREAT! It's FRIDAY!"
I just made the mistake of asking the "X days til Friday!" guy how it was going and he nearly came in his pants. "I'm GREAT! It's FRIDAY!"
When you have new neighbours move in and it isn't a hot chick.A thousand times this.
When you have new neighbours move in and it isn't a hot chick.
When you have new neighbours move in and it isn't a hot chick.
i feel like the level of annoyance/anger i've had against those chevy commercials has reached an obnoxious level recentlyHahaha
i don't know if i'll be able to handle another 'unpaid actor' uttering the statement 'chevy's really stepping up their game!' word for word just like that
in one of the commercials they tell the actors there they have to read off all the awards chevy won, and this one bitch goes 'wow omg omg, lots of pressure'
the freak bitch, where the freak is the pressure, they are freaking asking you to read
so stupid
i got a new neighbor recently, shes pretty hot and stuff, but shes an idiot who leaves her dog locked in the basement all day and dosent do excrement except get plowed by random dudes. im pretty sure ive seen a different dude mowing her lawn the last 3 times it was mowed, what i can assume is the friday hookup thanking herMowing her lawn...bhahaha
i got a new neighbor recently, shes pretty hot and stuff, but shes an idiot who leaves her dog locked in the basement all day and dosent do excrement except get plowed by random dudes. im pretty sure ive seen a different dude mowing her lawn the last 3 times it was mowed, what i can assume is the friday hookup thanking her
This bitch deserves a fresh mintingPlus can you imagine how good a freshly mowed mint lawn would smell?
Plus can you imagine how good a freshly mowed mint lawn would smell?Smells better than desperation and skank sex, that's for sure.
Smells better than desperation and skank sex, that's for sure.
"The Smell of Skank Sex" is the name of my unauthorized Tommy biography.
Quinoa. I don't care how freaking healthy it is, it has the consistency of cat litter.Yeah. I tolerate it. Not bad if mixed in something else in small amounts. Not sure how anyone can like it. At best I don't mind it.
This is my annual mention of how annoying it is when people start and continue conversations with me while I am clearly doing something else important. I don't mind if someone asks me a question or makes a comment. I don't mind if someone wants to have a conversation when nothing is going on. But a couple of people at my office constantly want to talk about their kids sports teams or some stupid excrement they bought on amazon and expect me to respond while I'm typing up a report or a letter. I have zero ability to multi-task, so now I have to sit there in limbo between a discussion I don't care about and something I need to do but can't concentrate on. I'm too nice to tell them to shut up. So I just sit and fume with a smile on my face.
I haven't responded to a single word you said or even looked at you. Take a hint.
yo people do this excrement all the time at work. its so frustrating, because then i have pretend to give a freak
If I could keep doing what I was doing I wouldn't care, but it's just enough to distract me and pee me off. I don't even pretend like I give a freak anymore, I just try to make no response or any gestures indicating I am listening.
did you watch Fubar 2 yet?
No, can't find it and I keep forgetting to look.prrrt
prrrt
If I could keep doing what I was doing I wouldn't care, but it's just enough to distract me and pee me off. I don't even pretend like I give a freak anymore, I just try to make no response or any gestures indicating I am listening.After initial eye contact and greeting, I just completely ignore them and go on with the task at hand.
This is my annual mention of how annoying it is when people start and continue conversations with me while I am clearly doing something else important. I don't mind if someone asks me a question or makes a comment. I don't mind if someone wants to have a conversation when nothing is going on. But a couple of people at my office constantly want to talk about their kids sports teams or some stupid excrement they bought on amazon and expect me to respond while I'm typing up a report or a letter. I have zero ability to multi-task, so now I have to sit there in limbo between a discussion I don't care about and something I need to do but can't concentrate on. I'm too nice to tell them to shut up. So I just sit and fume with a smile on my face.A large part of my job is listening to someone's unsolicited life story while extracting the tiny bits of relevant information needed to help them do what they came to me for.
I haven't responded to a single word you said or even looked at you. Take a hint.
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A large part of my job is listening to someone's unsolicited life story while extracting the tiny bits of relevant information needed to help them do what they came to me for.At my last job I would have to bring in union reps to sign off on random excrement. These were phone agents. I would schedule them for 15 minutes, enough time for the task at hand. By minute 30, I have been checking emails for 15 minutes not listening to a word they are saying.
This is my annual mention of how annoying it is when people start and continue conversations with me while I am clearly doing something else important. I don't mind if someone asks me a question or makes a comment. I don't mind if someone wants to have a conversation when nothing is going on. But a couple of people at my office constantly want to talk about their kids sports teams or some stupid excrement they bought on amazon and expect me to respond while I'm typing up a report or a letter. I have zero ability to multi-task, so now I have to sit there in limbo between a discussion I don't care about and something I need to do but can't concentrate on. I'm too nice to tell them to shut up. So I just sit and fume with a smile on my face.Co-signed
I haven't responded to a single word you said or even looked at you. Take a hint.
You guys work with some boring people. My offices were always a bunch of other salespeople breaking balls and telling each other raunchy and twisted stories. Guess it depends on the role.
This is something we agree on. I have a few social conversations a day, and people stop by office all the time to talk about bullshit.
If you're busy, that's one thing. But to never want social interaction at work sounds like boring monotony to me.
Depends whether your colleagues are cunts, I suppose. I like most of my colleagues, and the one total knobhead we had quit a couple of weeks ago, so I don't mind interacting in the office, but I have worked for organisations where I'd frankly rather everyone just left me alone.
I get along with most of the people in my office, and I am by no means a workaholic. Even the people I like annoy me when they start up conversations with the back of my head.
I get along with most of the people in my office, and I am by no means a workaholic. Even the people I like annoy me when they start up conversations with the back of my head.
Aren't you a veterinarian? Are people talking to you while you're giving dogs rectal exams?Haha. I'd probably be more likely to talk to them then.
My wife keeps playing kids shows through my Netflix profile instead of my son's.
Anything on there your kids like a lot? The only reliable distraction we have for our daughter is YouTube channels that have animated nursery rhymes. I can't listen to those freaking songs much longer.
Super Why, Dinotrux, Jurassic World: Indominus Escape (Lego) are some household favorites.
This thread sucks, why is it on the first page?Because it's about you mostly, and you suck.
Because it's about you mostly, and you suck.
Because I am a failure at life and completely worthless.
Just had to put the heating on.Put on a sweater, bitch.
Put on a sweater, bitch.
I’ve been running the AC all week
My AC hasn't been off since May.
My AC hasn't been off since May.
Same here, I have it set to 60, the lowest it will go.
Haha I can't even tell if you're joking anymore.
That's not a joke, my A/C is set to 60.
That's because you're fat and fat people are always sweaty.And stupid
That's because you're fat and fat people are always sweaty.
And stupid
I must have cold intolerance. My thermostat had been set to 76 during the summer and i found it to be very coldMine is set to 76 because I'm cheap.
Mine is set to 76 because I'm cheap.
I'm an even bigger Jew, 77F on mine.Gonna set mine to 78 when I get home.
Gonna set mine to 78 when I get home.
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The damn donate option when I use my card to check something out at the pharmacy. CVS should donate their own damn profits, not make me feel like a jerk when I'm just trying to buy some Mucinex.
The damn donate option when I use my card to check something out at the pharmacy. CVS should donate their own damn profits, not make me feel like a jerk when I'm just trying to buy some Mucinex.Yep. And places that have a tip line that aren't places you normally tip.
Yep. And places that have a tip line that aren't places you normally tip.
Holy excrement yeah. Basically any spot that uses an iPad to checkout, there's always a field for a tip. Why should I tip you 20% for ringing me up for a bag of cashews that I just picked off a rack? I take joy in it though, and even audibly say "aaand no tip."Ahahaha, dick move. Haha.
I generally determine the tip I give, or if I give one at all, by a few factors:
- how much effort I have had to put into the process
- how much effort the person serving me has had to put into the process
- whether I intend to return to the establishment
- how hot the person serving me is
So cute server at my local bar who brings me beer and wings while I yell at fat men running into each other on TV? Big fat tip. Pizza guy who always brings my delivery first so it's still piping hot and is nice to my dogs? Good tip. Hairy Greek dude with the lazy eye who serves me falafels at my local take out kebab shop? Small tip. Bored wage slave handing over underfilled, overpriced "pints" at the hockey game? No tip.
"You can use vinegar to clean that". freak off. I hate the way vinegar smells. Smells like a foot. Plus it usually doesn't clean that well anyway. Why would anyone want anything smelling like vinegar? Oddly enough vinegar tastes ok in some things.
"I use coconut oil". Also freak off. Coconut oil does not cure cancer or everything else.
Vinegar tastes and smells amazing, and if your feet smell like vinegar you should probably see a doctor.
Maybe it's just me then. I hate the way vinegar smells. I'm even more annoyed that people think it cleans better than anything ever.
Maybe it's just me then. I hate the way vinegar smells. I'm even more annoyed that people think it cleans better than anything ever.
she thinks it's weird.
What's weird about Halloween? People are ridiculous.
Try going door to door any of the 364 days of the year and ask if your kid can have some free stuff, and see what the reaction is.
Also kids, remember - don't talk to strangers, don't get in their cars and don't accept candy from them. Except on this one day of the year if you're dressed up as a Power Ranger, then it's absolutely fine.
Also, grown adults going to the pub in fancy dress. freak off, your desire to be the centre of attention is getting in the way of me watching whatever sport it is that I've gone to watch. Get the freak out of here.
Yeah, it's weird. In all sorts of ways.
Try going door to door any of the 364 days of the year and ask if your kid can have some free stuff, and see what the reaction is.
Also kids, remember - don't talk to strangers, don't get in their cars and don't accept candy from them. Except on this one day of the year if you're dressed up as a Power Ranger, then it's absolutely fine.
Also, grown adults going to the pub in fancy dress. freak off, your desire to be the centre of attention is getting in the way of me watching whatever sport it is that I've gone to watch. Get the freak out of here.
Yeah, it's weird. In all sorts of ways.
One day is set aside to go from door to door asking for free stuff. One day is set aside to eat all the dry-derriere turkey you can fit in your stomach. One day is set aside for a fat-derriere to come down your chimney and deliver presents to kids. I know. Shocking that we have these things called "holidays."
People going out in costume one night a year is cool. They're probably having a lot more fun than you.
It's not weird. You're a grouch.
Needing to put on a costume to have fun isn't normal behaviour. That's just freaking strange.
Oh come on now. Halloween parties are great.
I was at a Halloween party at my son's school Saturday. Many of us dressed up in costume, but some parents were all "Why would I dress in costume? I'm not a child." No. You're not. You're a miserable poopchute. Now please go stand in a corner while the rest of us enjoy ourselves.
Try going door to door any of the 364 days of the year and ask if your kid can have some free stuff, and see what the reaction is.
Also kids, remember - don't talk to strangers, don't get in their cars and don't accept candy from them. Except on this one day of the year if you're dressed up as a Power Ranger, then it's absolutely fine.
Also, grown adults going to the pub in fancy dress. freak off, your desire to be the centre of attention is getting in the way of me watching whatever sport it is that I've gone to watch. Get the freak out of here.
Yeah, it's weird. In all sorts of ways.
So if you had a kid and they wanted to dress up on Halloween and go trick or treating, you’d tell them no because it’s weird? Most kids participate in Halloween so they would probably be viewed as the weird one by their friends.
Try going door to door any of the 364 days of the year and ask if your kid can have some free stuff, and see what the reaction is.
Also kids, remember - don't talk to strangers, don't get in their cars and don't accept candy from them. Except on this one day of the year if you're dressed up as a Power Ranger, then it's absolutely fine.
Also, grown adults going to the pub in fancy dress. freak off, your desire to be the centre of attention is getting in the way of me watching whatever sport it is that I've gone to watch. Get the freak out of here.
Yeah, it's weird. In all sorts of ways.
What's weird about Halloween? People are ridiculous.
I just retweeted someone who said something along the lines of: "advice for when teens show up at your door trick-or-treating. The world is burning, just share the candy!"
I was at a Halloween party at my son's school Saturday. Many of us dressed up in costume, but some parents were all "Why would I dress in costume? I'm not a child." No. You're not. You're a miserable poopchute. Now please go stand in a corner while the rest of us enjoy ourselves.
One day is set aside to go from door to door asking for free stuff. One day is set aside to eat all the dry-derriere turkey you can fit in your stomach. One day is set aside for a fat-derriere to come down your chimney and deliver presents to kids. I know. Shocking that we have these things called "holidays."
People going out in costume one night a year is cool. They're probably having a lot more fun than you.
It's not weird. You're a grouch.
Well the holiday isn't really geared to grumpy old men...Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
If I had funbags and a fanny I'd be a bird, but I don't so it's moot.
I don't care if people want to do Halloween, it's your thing so knock yourself out. Just know that objectively speaking it's really freaking weird, and I don't want to have anything to do with it. My wife stands on the front porch in the freezing cold handing out free candy to hordes of local brats while I sit in the warmth, watch sport and call people cunts on the internet. As long as I'm not having to get involved I don't care.
Would a man of such high class and taste enjoy it if his wife dressed up in some slutty something or other or would that be below you?
Would a man of such high class and taste enjoy it if his wife dressed up in some slutty something or other or would that be below you?
Don't accept candy from strangers, except this one time.
Don't go asking for free stuff from people, except this one time.
Holidays are a time for us to take a break from the drudgery of every day life, not go out and do plainly stupid and irritating things. Why am I the poopchute if I don't buy candy for your kids? Also, Halloween isn't a holiday. It's this strange excuse for people to do really nonsensical and irritating things.
Needing to put on a costume to have fun isn't normal behaviour. That's just freaking strange.
It's weird. You don't see it because you've grown up with it, but with the objective eye of an outsider, trust me. Really freaking weird.
"Why is that guy dressed as Harley Quinn?"
Would a man of such high class and taste enjoy it if his wife dressed up in some slutty something or other or would that be below you?Not her style, so again. Moot point.
Ah, and now we get to the heart of the matter.
How is that "the heart of the matter"? I can and do see my wife in underwear every day, how freaking sad are you if you think that Halloween is awesome because you finally get to see your wife in skimpy clothing?
I think I've been fairly clear about what the heart of the matter is. Growing up in a country where Halloween isn't really a thing, seeing the level to which people go over here and the behaviours that they attach to it is bizarre. That is the heart of the matter.
Equally, Thanksgiving means absolutely nothing to me. It's not a thing in the UK. At least they don't expect me to dress up as a Disney princess in order to eat turkey though.
Why are you all arguing with him? That's the funniest part of this argument.
He hates Halloween, so what? Let him hate it.
It's more fair to say that I shake my head in bemusement and ignore it. I'd only hate it if I was forced to participate, which I'm not.You seem as though you do indeed, hate it, although I suppose bemusement works, but as I grow older I find you're not gonna change someone's opinion of something just because you disagree, especially a grown man in his 40s.
It's more fair to say that I shake my head in bemusement and ignore it. I'd only hate it if I was forced to participate, which I'm not.
Not her style, so again. Moot point.
Weird is just an odd reason to be so against something. Everything we do is actually pretty weird.
JE doesn't have kids.
JE doesn't want kids.
JE doesn't like Halloween, doesn't have a reason to like Halloween, and I'm not sure why anyone expects him to or cares.
Lost in all this is that Tommy wore the rapiest costume possible and no one even batted an eye.
You are no fun, lol. You and puck just don't answer questions anymore.
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How much booze (or other stuff) did you give her to do that? That's borderline amazing.
I'm guessing not as much as you think.I guess she really wanted that threesome. Or, twosome, with tommy not included.
How much booze (or other stuff) did you give her to do that? That's borderline amazing.
Hahaha as Badger said, it didn't take much. But you're right, she realllyyyy wanted to freak the Japanese girl. Stupid queynte wasn't into it. Could've been an epic threesome.Did she try to bang your cats?
Hahaha as Badger said, it didn't take much. But you're right, she realllyyyy wanted to freak the Japanese girl. Stupid queynte wasn't into it. Could've been an epic threesome.
Far be it for me to point out the obvious, but find a broad other than the Japanese prude and call Catgirl up again. Problem solved.
Edit: Somewhere I missed, take copious amounts of video...........
Make it happen or at least record another hilarious gifTry to get her to jump up in the air for one of those feathers on a stick. Show her funbags for some catnip. Come on Tommy, get creative man.
You'll all have to wait until tomorrow night. Hopefully.
Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart kid, and you’ll never go wrong.
What he said.I take full credit for igniting JE's Napoleon rage.
This thread really picked up.
I take full credit for igniting JE's Napoleon rage.
This morning.
I got a kid who can't stop shitting herself because she's too freakin stubborn to sit on a toilet longer than 10 seconds. I got a dog who bolted from my backyard who I didn't track down until he was about 6 blocks from my house, ran across 2 pretty busy streets and, oh yeah, a 6 and a 3 year old who thankfully didn't leave the house to see what was going on.
Works gonna be easy today
Some days going to work is like a mini vacation.I just don't get it. Sit down and take a dump. It's basically the privatest time I get (yard work too) and they still bother me sometimes.
Both of my kids think pooping is some sort of alien abduction that should be fought with every bit of their life force. Someday they will realize that heading to the crapper is one of life's joys. Quiet, peaceful joys.
Threesome didn't happen. Bah.Well I'm sure you'll be able to get those guys back for a second effort one day.
Well I'm sure you'll be able to get those guys back for a second effort one day.
Haha I'll record it for you.I'll send it to Puck.
People that talk unsolicited about all of their ailments and diseases like they are military medals or some excrement. No one gives a excrement that you have colitis.
I am not your friend, I am not your therapist, I am your boss. I die a little inside when you talk to me unsolicted about anything not work related. I am not listening to a word you say, but rather counting the seconds this unnecessary interruption is adding to my day. Do you not see that my eyes are completely glazed over?I don't mind if someone interrupts my work for something short, even if it's stupid. It's the ones that keep blabbering on for 10 minutes despite no response from me. I just don't have it in me to tell them to freak off.
When I turn my back on you and start typing, I'm not showing off my elite multitasking skills, it means shut the freak up and leave me alone. We both have work to do, so go do yours.
I don't mind if someone interrupts my work for something short, even if it's stupid. It's the ones that keep blabbering on for 10 minutes despite no response from me. I just don't have it in me to tell them to freak off.Yeah, I'm pretty much talking about the 10 minute life suckers. If you come just to say hi, briefly talk about the weekend plans or something, that's fine and welcome.
I am not your friend, I am not your therapist, I am your boss. I die a little inside when you talk to me unsolicted about anything not work related. I am not listening to a word you say, but rather counting the seconds this unnecessary interruption is adding to my day. Do you not see that my eyes are completely glazed over?someone has a case of the mondays
When I turn my back on you and start typing, I'm not showing off my elite multitasking skills, it means shut the freak up and leave me alone. We both have work to do, so go do yours.
And you faggots call me a cum dungeon.
Truth.
someone has a case of the mondaysI'm probably one of the most laid back, kindest bosses that anyone has ever worked for. Always been 100% open door policy. I likely will not be changing antime soon, and sometimes my productivity suffers from employees that abuse my philosophy.
Power rankings of people I hate:Shove the phone/camera/umbrella up their derriere.
1) people that go dead stop to use their cell phones/cameras in the middle of a busy sidewalk with people walking
2) people that use umbrellas in the snow
3) people that use umbrellas
Being 3000 miles away and your mother is in the hospital again.Well, I won't be 3000 miles away for long. She passed away 20 minutes ago.
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Well, I won't be 3000 miles away for long. She passed away 20 minutes ago.
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Well, I won't be 3000 miles away for long. She passed away 20 minutes ago.Aww man I'm sorry. We're thinking of you bud.
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Well, I won't be 3000 miles away for long. She passed away 20 minutes ago.Sorry to hear that, Fen.
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Well, I won't be 3000 miles away for long. She passed away 20 minutes ago.Condolences to you and your family.
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Well, I won't be 3000 miles away for long. She passed away 20 minutes ago.awful news, fen. I'm sorry for your loss.
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I truly appreciate that guys. She put up a hell of a fight for over a year. freak cancer.
Next annoyance, trying to get a flight OUT of Vegas. Nothing but red eyes, and the cheapest 1 way flight was $700. Oh well.
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FYI, if you tell the airline it's a bereavement flight a lot will give a discount. Some will ask for a death certificate in advance, but many will give it retrospectively if you provide them with a copy. I know it seems a little cold but having done the whole long distance flight for a death thing before, it's worth knowing.I thought about checking into that, but I am just so done right now. Waiting for connecting flight to MB. Drinking a screwdriver, her fave, at 8am. My god its cold on your coast.
Well, I won't be 3000 miles away for long. She passed away 20 minutes ago.So sorry to hear. My deepest condolences.
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A 2 year old that fights tooth and nail against the medicine they need for an ear infection. Very few things more maddening than someone you love more than anything making you want to put them on the first rocket to Mars.Passed a bojangles here in myrtle beach. Is the food any good?
Maybe the Jets.
Passed a bojangles here in myrtle beach. Is the food any good?
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A 2 year old that fights tooth and nail against the medicine they need for an ear infection. Very few things more maddening than someone you love more than anything making you want to put them on the first rocket to Mars.Did you get the pink bubble gum amoxicillin? My kids both had ear infections last month and they thought it was a treat every time they got a dose.
Maybe the Jets.
Did you get the pink bubble gum amoxicillin? My kids both had ear infections last month and they thought it was a treat every time they got a dose.
Did you get the pink bubble gum amoxicillin? My kids both had ear infections last month and they thought it was a treat every time they got a dose.
Nah he steals the tuna and salmon flavored ones they use on cats from work.
Yep. It's not the taste, it's the fact that she's doing something against her will. My son was fine with liquid meds. The girl, not so much. She sees the syringe and covers her mouth and screams.
Dude if I thought it would work, I'd drive to Manitoba on a tricycle.
Oddly enough cats are the same way. They don't like being forced into anything. (insert bestiality/plastic glove joke here Puck).
So the cats you molest are consenting adults?
Fucktards that will circle the work parking lot for 10+ minutes waiting for a spot to open rather than parking an extra 1 minute walk away.The worst.
People that text and ask this type of question:
“What are you doing Saturday?”
Depends on what you’re trying to get me to do. I’m not gonna say I have no plans only for them to reply: “Oh great, now you can come to my nephew’s school play”
I have a couple people in my life that have bad habits of being intentionally vague like that. Im extremely hesistant to tell people my availability when I have no idea what I’m getting roped into. I always end up giving some wishy washy answer of multiple scenarios of what I could end up doing that day until they drop the bullshit and tell me what they want.
If I’m going to the movies and want to invite someone, the proper way to do it is “Going to see the new J-Law movie this Saturday night. You want to come with?”
People that text and ask this type of question:
“What are you doing Saturday?”
Depends on what you’re trying to get me to do. I’m not gonna say I have no plans only for them to reply: “Oh great, now you can come to my nephew’s school play”
I have a couple people in my life that have bad habits of being intentionally vague like that. Im extremely hesistant to tell people my availability when I have no idea what I’m getting roped into. I always end up giving some wishy washy answer of multiple scenarios of what I could end up doing that day until they drop the bullshit and tell me what they want.
If I’m going to the movies and want to invite someone, the proper way to do it is “Going to see the new J-Law movie this Saturday night. You want to come with?”
I think I've asked vaguely before, but only if I have no plans either and want to come up with something to do.
It can totally be unintentional, and I’m probably guilty of it too. I’m talking about people that do it everytime they want to make plans. I caught on to a couple specific people where I almost couldn’t give an honest answer without getting continually trapped. Don’t mean to come off like an anti-social dick, but I’m not going to agree to plans unless I know what they are. Simple request.
Seeing April Fools posts for the first time on April 3rd.
I just... I got really excited about the Lake George submarine. And then I reached the end of the article.
Seeing April Fools posts for the first time on April 3rd.
I just... I got really excited about the Lake George submarine. And then I reached the end of the article.
This one got me. freaking reddit.Yeah this one got me too, because I saw it on the 2nd.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nyjets/comments/88ob21/breaking_president_trump_has_fired_woody_johnson/
People who eat on public transportation. It's gross, stop.
This woman last night sitting next to me on the bus was munching away on some crinkle-cut french fry shaped chips. I wanted to smack the bag out of her hand.
A few days ago, some woman was eating a roast beef sandwich on the train next to me.
WTF is wrong with people?
People who eat on public transportation. It's gross, stop.You should have tweeted Cuomo about it.
This woman last night sitting next to me on the bus was munching away on some crinkle-cut french fry shaped chips. I wanted to smack the bag out of her hand.
A few days ago, some woman was eating a roast beef sandwich on the train next to me.
WTF is wrong with people?
You should have tweeted Cuomo about it.
I only tweet at him and BdB for things their offices actually control.Just doing my part.
How much do you think those interns monitoring those accounts hate me? I hope a lot. They probably hate your meme responses more though.
People who always find something to complain about the food they ordered at a restaurant.
People who complain about people complaining in restaurants....they're the worst.MBPuck
One step further: people that find it absolutely necessary to let restaurant (waiter) aware of subject complaint
People who complain about people complaining in restaurants....they're the worst.
People who complain about their dear old aunt's cooking.People who complain about other people's families
One step further: people that find it absolutely necessary to let restaurant (waiter) aware of subject complaint
Better than people who act nice and then leaving negative and inaccurate reviews online.
People.
this is the right answer to this thread
They're not people, they're animals. Animals who think their lettuce is too wilted.
They're not people, they're animals. Animals who think their lettuce is too wilted.
Perosnally I don't see the point of lettuce on sandwiches.
I thought I read somewhere that lettuce helps keep the bread from getting soggy from the sandwich innards, but I don't know it that's true. Lettuce just seems to be in the way. If something leafy is going to be in there, I'd rather have something of nutritional value like spinach.
When you go get an oil change and the auto mechanic is trying to sell you everything under the sun- new wiper blades, battery, air filter, etc. just put the oil in my car bro
Real men change their own oil.
I got it done while on the clock at work. Girly man life hack
Real men change their own oil.
Jack up the car, drain the oil, get it all over the place trying to capture it, struggle with the filter,
Real men know how to change their oil properly without getting it all over the place.
i know how to change my oil, but i still pay someone else to do it. i would rather play word link for 30 minutes than do stuff for any minutes.
Real men change their own oil.
Must be nice having a garage and driveway.
Real men never change the oil and just buy a new car every time the engine explodes.
I used to do that nonsense. Jack up the car, drain the oil, get it all over the place trying to capture it, struggle with the filter, put it all back together and refill. Then find somewhere to take the used oil. All afternoon gone.
Now, 10-20 minutes of scrolling through Twitter while someone else does all the work on a lift.
Must be nice having a garage and driveway.
real men send their wives for oil changes while they sit home, drink beer and contemplate life, even though the wife is going to see Javier, the pool boy.
Must be nice having a garage and driveway.
My neighbor cuts his grass like 4x a week....let it grow a little ffs.
My neighbor cuts his grass like 4x a week....let it grow a little ffs.
Break out the mint.The final solution.
The final solution.
Break out the mint.
you joke, but i think my excrement paid off...You sir, are a winner!
they spent a full summer fighting it, spending thousands on various efforts that all fail.
the next spring they spend thousands more resodding
they didnt go deep enough, mint starts popping up again
this time their money works, they stop the mint!
but they had to use different seed so their lawn looks spotted, darker and lighter
the woman becomes an even bigger bitch
she got fired from her job in february
she has no job and her kids all moved out and her husband is still a redneck prick
my lawn looks great
you joke, but i think my excrement paid off...Living well is always the best revenge.
they spent a full summer fighting it, spending thousands on various efforts that all fail.
the next spring they spend thousands more resodding
they didnt go deep enough, mint starts popping up again
this time their money works, they stop the mint!
but they had to use different seed so their lawn looks spotted, darker and lighter
the woman becomes an even bigger bitch
she got fired from her job in february
she has no job and her kids all moved out and her husband is still a redneck prick
my lawn looks great
you joke, but i think my excrement paid off...
they spent a full summer fighting it, spending thousands on various efforts that all fail.
the next spring they spend thousands more resodding
they didnt go deep enough, mint starts popping up again
this time their money works, they stop the mint!
but they had to use different seed so their lawn looks spotted, darker and lighter
the woman becomes an even bigger bitch
she got fired from her job in february
she has no job and her kids all moved out and her husband is still a redneck prick
my lawn looks great
People who walk on the left side of the hallway/stairs/sidewalk. It’s your funeral.
JE will get this one, but working with bell and rogers is enough to make me want to leave ITMint. Around the perimeter of the building. Stat.
JE will get this one, but working with bell and rogers is enough to make me want to leave IT
UPS, FedEx, USPS
UPS refusing to leave a package valued only $20 without a signature after I paid for one-day shipping specifically so I could receive it today.
This watermelon is mealy.The worst. We had a mealy watermelon for July 4 a few years ago so I ended up cutting up the rest of it and tossing it in a blender to make watermelon juice.
When you get a roll of toilet paper where the plys are misaligned so no matter where you break it off you either have half a sheet of single ply, or you have to tear a ply in half without using the perforations.I hear you.
Ah, that time of the year where local politicians stand outside at busy intersections with their signs smiling and waving like dumb fucks
Today in "This lover of the older lady": the dude who took up all of the overhead compartment storage above me while I was standing in front of my seat grabbing my book out of my bag.
we use hosting.com as a hosted exchange partner(not for long, i hope, they're terrible) and i've been on hold this morning for an hour now.Why not Office365?
they have a 20 second snippit of audio that replays over and over and over for the duration and i want to stab my freaking ears out.
The Met Gala
I honestly have no idea what the Met Gala is but it appears to have resulted in my Facebook feed being full of pictures of people in stupid costumes.
That’s what it is. I’m more annoyed by the dumb peasants fawning over the dumb celebrities dumb costumes
Why was Katy Perry dressed as a cheeseburger? Was she worried that I didn't already want to eat her?
https://mobile.twitter.com/etnow/status/1125544960541859840
This is so freaking dumb and the plebes go nuts for it
Yes but then she became a cheeseburger.
https://www.eonline.com/news/1039114/katy-perry-s-second-2019-met-gala-look-is-a-hamburger
Although, a woman who looks like Katy Perry and then turns into a cheeseburger after sex might be pretty much the peak of perfection.
Yes but then she became a cheeseburger.
https://www.eonline.com/news/1039114/katy-perry-s-second-2019-met-gala-look-is-a-hamburger
Although, a woman who looks like Katy Perry and then turns into a cheeseburger after sex might be pretty much the peak of perfection.
Why was Katy Perry dressed as a cheeseburger? Was she worried that I didn't already want to eat her?
Maybe this is more amusing to me than annoying, but when managers have books about management on display in their office.
Either you've never read it, or you have and I still don't care.
my old boss had a bunch of these certificates for completing management courses, but he was still shitty. i filled my wall with dumb excrement like "fire extinguisher training" and "safe lifting:, made me feel good.I'm supposed to watch a bunch of mgmt orientation videos and they're mostly skits about conflict resolution.
People who drink endless cups of coffee and claim to be incapable of operating without it. It's a hot beverage not some kind of magical elixir you sad prick. Drop your crutch and grow up.+1
Just sitting here drinking my morning coffee and reading David Fales articlesSurprised they allow you to masturbate right there at work. Pretty open policy.
The Jets being absolutely pathetic. Really annoying
freaking coffee drinkers and smokers.
Lets smoke 15 cancer sticks so our clothes smell like excrement, and then drink a gallon of brown excrement water so our breath is somehow worst than our clothes.
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freak you and freak you.
Holiday commercials before Halloween is over
I expected more from you, Philadelphia Cream Cheese
Kids at the playground who climb up the slideI used to run up the slide when I was a kid....Fight me.
Kids at the playground who climb up the slide
I used to run up the slide when I was a kid....Fight me.Completely unsurprising
Completely unsurprising
Not enough teriyaki pep on there.Loss4u
“Bootlicking” and “ok boomer” are 2019’s “triggered” and “snowflake”Ok boomer
Ok boomer
You missed your chance, this phrase got played out approx 2 hours ago. Now I’m not even offendedIt's not dead until Hillary uses it
I'm heading to the airport to leave Japan for good.
1. My phone charger did not make the trip with me.
2. Military kids and spouses.
I'm heading to the airport to leave Japan for good.Good luck, hoss.
1. My phone charger did not make the trip with me.
2. Military kids and spouses.
I'm heading to the airport to leave Japan for good.
1. My phone charger did not make the trip with me.
2. Military kids and spouses.
The chick sitting next to me on the bus is 100% going to puke within the next 5 minutes.
EDIT: Update: She did not.
Most annoying : not wiping well
It's more annoying than an a Seafood Rex/Tanny post.
I'm heading to the airport to leave Japan for good.
1. My phone charger did not make the trip with me.
2. Military kids and spouses.
safe travels
Good luck, hoss.
Safe trip bro, I hope you are stateside.
Godspeed, brother. Drop an address and we’ll make sure you get the Tostitos you deserve. Thank you for your service.
"They didn't give us seating assignments so I put my kids in your row." This 14 hour flight cannot be over soon enough.Tell them about the Jets.
I'm on a plane surrounded by kids. This is my nightmare.
"They didn't give us seating assignments so I put my kids in your row." This 14 hour flight cannot be over soon enough.
I'm on a plane surrounded by kids. This is my nightmare.
It could be worse....Guinness could be driving us around Jersey again.
"They didn't give us seating assignments so I put my kids in your row." This 14 hour flight cannot be over soon enough.Always darkest before light. Thank you for your service.
I'm on a plane surrounded by kids. This is my nightmare.
Thank you for your service, first Tostito bag is on me. **
** Free Tostito offer must be submitted by 12/14/19 via rebate form online at unknown website. Proper validation of military identification required, in person, at home of douchebag Puck. Full value of offer, minus legal fees and appetizers is negative $12. Zero cash value. Subject to appropriate state and federal taxes. Outright refusal of offer is valid and likely.
Most annoying thing ever. Usually just wipe until my butthole bleeds just to be safe
Most annoying thing ever. Usually just wipe until my butthole bleeds just to be safeI use an industrial grade pressure washer on my dirt star.
I'm heading to the airport to leave Japan for good.
1. My phone charger did not make the trip with me.
2. Military kids and spouses.
When I’m just chilling on the couch minding my business and the pizza jacks up her iPhone to decibel level 1,000 to listen to a 4 minute long video from some dumb excrement influencer promoting herbal supplements or organic cleaning supplies and always becomes my newly discovered least favorite person on earthStart listening to Cum Town in return.
This occurs regularly
Start listening to Cum Town in return.Is that podcast bad or something?
When I’m just chilling on the couch minding my business and the pizza jacks up her iPhone to decibel level 1,000 to listen to a 4 minute long video from some dumb excrement influencer promoting herbal supplements or organic cleaning supplies and always becomes my newly discovered least favorite person on earthMine listens to some Instagram lady that just posts her family life on there. Stupid, but she probably thinks me watching the Jets every Sunday is stupid. We are both probably correct.
This occurs regularly
Is that podcast bad or something?I was just trying to think of the opposite of social media influencer skin care regimen videos.
People still watch The Simpsons? I say this as someone who can/could recite entire scenes from memory.I love the Simpsons....the earlier seasons are brilliant
People still watch The Simpsons? I say this as someone who can/could recite entire scenes from memory.
i got disney plus so i could watch every episode of the simpsons and all of the star wars movies on my TVEven the current Simpsons episodes?
Even the current Simpsons episodes?
i can't look that far ahead, i am currently on season 2Haha
I've said this 100 times, but I'm not sure why people at work seem to search me out to babble about nonsense all day with me clearly not listening. As I'm typing this on my phone, someone is talking to me about some client that's annoying going on 5 min. now. I haven't looked up from my phone, responded, grunted, nodded, or anything. I don't want to be an poopchute, but damn, take a hint.
Everyone probably thinks of you as the best listener because you let them vent. If you want to make your point, throw your phone at their faces when they start speaking.Nah, I'll probably just keep bitching about it on here and become an annoyance myself.
When you’re cruising around a crowded parking lot looking for a space, go to pull into a spot, and there’s a Mini Cooper in there. It just happened to me twice in 2 different rows.I looked it up, you are legally allowed to just drive on top of it and park it into submission, alpha dog style.
Bought a little drone for Christmas for me and my son. It's in the top of a pine tree now. Fack.Buy a slightly bigger one to knock it down with.
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What exactly did you Google for this?Cato's mom.
Buy a slightly bigger one to knock it down with.I'll give it a few days to blow down, then I'll try that.
In seriousness, go on Facebook and find your local drone flying club. Those weirdos love having a mission and they'll have some proper big boy kit
People in the grocery store standing in front of the milk just staring at it. There’s like 3 options, pick the same freaking one you always get and move the freak out of everybody else’s way
Bought a little drone for Christmas for me and my son. It's in the top of a pine tree now. Fack.Why am I laughing at this?
Just go to aisle where you do everything yourself. Easy and quick.
i'm pretty sure one will be able to find annoyances even at the self-checkout aisle. ever been to a target?Not even a joke, no.
Why am I laughing at this?
i'm pretty sure one will be able to find annoyances even at the self-checkout aisle. ever been to a target?
because you're a dick(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200227/b2a8428423ef809e677a4cb91caf7c93.gif)
People that let their little kids scream at meetings with plenty of other places to go. It's fine to try to calm them down, but after 10 minutes, GTFO. I'm outta there in like 3 seconds if my kid starts crying. This freaking lady is sitting here with a sobbing toddler like she's at a meditation convention.I have an extremely low tolerance for this with my kids. Unless my life depends on being there I will grab my kid and exit.
Just to be safe, you should buy another tv from Best Buy.
If I have to go on a month-long quarantine I'd really prefer my tv works. There's only so many times I can pester/get turned down by my wife for a little loving.
No there isn't.
Best Buy, you absolute scumbags.Next time get your TV from Costco. They’re pretty gangsta about returns
My 65-inch tv starts flashing during the Fury v. Wilder fight. It's clear the issue has to be with the tv as I ordered through the espn-plus app downloaded ON THE TV. So no HDMI chord necessary, and clearly its not an issue on that end. Next day, I make an appointment with geek squad to come to the house and fix this thing as I have a two year protection plan. Appointment was made on a Sunday for the following Saturday.
The night before my appointment (two Friday's ago) I get a call from the third-party they've contracted to do this as I'm in an "extended network." Whatever, didn't know that when I purchased the plan but who cares. Guy explains that Best Buy always does this to him in terms of placing appointments without checking whether he has the part. Explains he can have the part delivered and in his possession by the middle of the week. Whatever. Agitated, sure but what's another week, it's not a big deal. We reschedule for the following Saturday (last Saturday).
Last week comes and goes with absolutely no word from either Best Buy or the third party I dealt with. I called the third-party on Thursday asking them to confirm, I get a voice-mail, I leave a message. Nothing. I call Best Buy's Geek Squad yet again in order to determine what is going on with this madness. I get referred to "Geek Squad Special Forces" (I'm not making this up) who then literally have the unmitigated balls to cop an attitude with me when I express my disappointment that rather than take my information down so they can contact me with an update that I have to then reach out again on Monday and go through the same rigamarole with an operator, explaining the situation and getting referred back to them.
Of course, because I just want this resolved, I call back Monday. Operator is actually very sympathetic, can't understand how this happened because third-party providers are supposed to give a reason directly to Best Buy why they're missing appointments scheduled by the company, or Best buy then moves to find someone else. Acknowledges according to his notes they haven't heard from the provider. Schedules "one more appointment on Thursday to see what's going on and if this can get resolved, otherwise we'll have to look for someone else."
How much do you want to bet I don't get the courtesy of a phone call or any information today or tomorrow and have to call Best Buy tomorrow afternoon? I don't know what else to do except box up the tv and just show up at a store screaming bullshit.
People who work in any industry other than the armed forces or law enforcement referring to people outside their industry as "civilians".That's a good one.
"We're here to help" emails from banks with this virus excrement
From every company ever. Thanks rushordertees, I can finally make sense of all this."Thankfully the meme tshirt people got dis."
That's a good one.
From every company ever. Thanks rushordertees, I can finally make sense of all this.
People who write "ya'll".Guilty, except I place the apostrophe correctly and I am from the South.
1. It's "y'all", the apostrophe denotes where the missing letters are in the concatenation
2. Accents are spoken, not written
3. You're not from the South and if you actually said it you'd sound like a freaking idiot, so why the freak do you think it's any more acceptable to write it?
"We're here to help" emails from banks with this virus excrementMy bank:
My bank:Please call for help so you can wait on hold for 4 hours.
"were here to help you, that's why we will defer your mortgage for up to 4 months, at which point you must pay all 4 months at once or we will repossess."
There are 8 zillion restaurants that deliver or have pickup. I decide I am not cooking. I can't think of anything I want. Life has passed me by.
Greek.
Pizza. If the question is "I can't figure out what I want to eat", the answer is always pizza. Because it might not be right, but it's never wrong.I agree, but I've had pizza 37 times this week.
My top three food teams outside the usuals are: Korean, Indian, Middle Eastern (Kebab/Shawarma/etc)
I'm not eating any god damn Indian food when there's no toilet paper to be found here.
Shawarma on the other hand...
I ordered a bidet with hot and cold. So fuckin worth it.
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april fools day as a whole, freaking stupidYep.
People posting photos of their groupchats.....nobody gives a freak.
People posting photos of their groupchats.....nobody gives a freak.
DJ Gooch!Haha
People who say "bless you" when someone sneezes. Why? I'm not religious and I'm fairly sure you aren't either. Even if you are, I highly doubt that you believe I'm expelling a demon or whatever gibberish it was that inspired the whole stupid freaking ritual in the first place. Why do you acknowledge sneezes and not other bodily emissions? Why does my sneeze trigger some kind of warmhearted pseudo-Christian pavlovian response but not my coughs and farts?Seconded. I'd rather someone say "you alright?"
People who say "bless you" when someone sneezes. Why? I'm not religious and I'm fairly sure you aren't either. Even if you are, I highly doubt that you believe I'm expelling a demon or whatever gibberish it was that inspired the whole stupid freaking ritual in the first place. Why do you acknowledge sneezes and not other bodily emissions? Why does my sneeze trigger some kind of warmhearted pseudo-Christian pavlovian response but not my coughs and farts?“Bless you, thank you”
People who say "bless you" when someone sneezes. Why? I'm not religious and I'm fairly sure you aren't either. Even if you are, I highly doubt that you believe I'm expelling a demon or whatever gibberish it was that inspired the whole stupid freaking ritual in the first place. Why do you acknowledge sneezes and not other bodily emissions? Why does my sneeze trigger some kind of warmhearted pseudo-Christian pavlovian response but not my coughs and farts?
Do you really want to know why people say it? You wouldn’t be any less annoyed
There's a bunch of supposed reasons ranging from the Plague to the devil taking your soul, and in 2020 they're all freaking stupid. I can't stop people saying it but I don't have to acknowledge them doing so, or worse, thank them.I used to feel that way about it but realized it’s just become the norm for acknowledging a sneeze at this point. I wish we did away with saying anything after a sneeze but people look at you like you’re an poopchute if you say nothing so I just go with it.
We need to come with a response to "Bless you".
"Bless you"
"Thank you lick my sac"
"Bless you"Haha
"Why?"
“Bless you”
“freak you”
I can also go with this although may not be quite such a good idea at work.I'm working from home, that's pretty par for the course on how I speak with my wife.
I'm working from home, that's pretty par for the course on how I speak with my wife."Love you Honey"
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Seconded. I'd rather someone say "you alright?"
Also, I think it should be routine to bless farts.
I used to feel that way about it but realized it’s just become the norm for acknowledging a sneeze at this point. I wish we did away with saying anything after a sneeze but people look at you like you’re an poopchute if you say nothing so I just go with it.
Them: Achooooo!Bottle your farts and send them to our Canadian idiot in Winnipeg, remind him about all the tailgates he's missing and will never come to again.
Me: freak yeah! Nice!
“Bless you”In my last year of college my housemates and I adopted "shut up" as the preferred sneeze response. I kind of miss that tbh.
“freak you”
In my last year of college my housemates and I adopted "shut up" as the preferred sneeze response. I kind of miss that tbh.
I like that a lot. Might try it on my wife. (I won't.)I trialed it at work to middling success. Will not do it at home because my kids will start saying it.
I trialed it at work to middling success. Will not do it at home because my kids will start saying it.
When you use an application for work and it has a “remember me” or “save my password” feature at login and you check the box every time and you still have to enter your login info EVERY freaking TIME
So why do you keep checking the box? Presumably your work has disabled the feature for security reasons.Because we hope someday it might work.
I had that problem with this board for a while.
Picking corn out of my teeth after eating corn on the cob
Picking corn out of my teeth after eating corn on the cob
#WorthIt
Where are you getting good corn from in Canada in April?
It's not elite road corn from the local farmer...that comes in August.
It's subpar grocery store corn imported from some other country.
Armenian gutter cornAshtray flavored
When UPS says they'll deliver your excrement to you by the end of Wednesday and it's the end of Thursday and the useless turd coloured chucklefucks have still failed to arrive.https://www.wavy.com/10-on-your-side/packages-piling-up-outside-local-fedex-facility/
https://www.wavy.com/10-on-your-side/packages-piling-up-outside-local-fedex-facility/
Fedex is fucked royally here. Who knows when we will get things.
One of my neighbors is currently YELLING at our property manager because she won't let me leave his refrigerator on his back porch.
This is a really confusing sentence.Glad I’m not alone
People who pronounce the letter H in "vehicle".an historic
Words to never be used again on this website because I'm tired of seeing them:
-strawman
-grifter
-milquetoast
-pHrASes WriTTEn LiKe ThiS
-acronyms no one understands except deep in the bowels of reddit.
-Puck
Words to never be used again on this website because I'm tired of seeing them:
-strawman
-grifter
-milquetoast
-pHrASes WriTTEn LiKe ThiS
-acronyms no one understands except deep in the bowels of reddit.
-Puck
Mr. Electric thanks you for this postmR eLeCtRiC tHaNkS yOu FoR tHiS pOsT
Words to never be used again on this website because I'm tired of seeing them:
-grifter
Maybe stop electing them then.That's not normally who the term is in reference to - usually people who've latched on to something, typically through social media, and found a way to monetize it. E.g. Shaun King, gun girl, etc
Maybe stop electing them then.I'm gonna grift your maple whisky.
I'm gonna grift your maple whisky.
You can't grift something that is freely given, unless you're secretly a Patriots fan who has simply been masquerading as a Jets fan all these years for the purpose of drinking maple whiskey shots...(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200603/9a60278421698dd1ee625eaa47ef7a6c.gif)
You can't grift something that is freely given, unless you're secretly a Patriots fan who has simply been masquerading as a Jets fan all these years for the purpose of drinking maple whiskey shots.
Why should I have to do a two level captcha to opt out of an emailing list?
Ugh. Great addition to this thread. Let me take a minute to talk about those freaking picture captchas. "Click every box that has a traffic light in it." Well, define a traffic light. The light itself? The bar suspending the light? The pole suspending the bar? Depending on how you've interpreted it there are anywhere from 2 to 7 boxes with a traffic light in it, and of course whatever my interpretation is it's not the correct one so I have to do about six of the freaking things until my failure to read your freaking mind is trumped by pure blind bastard luck. freak right off you cunts.
I don't know what you all are doing but I've only failed one of those in the last few years.Suckthatpeepee.bat
What's it like being a robot?
Having to fill up the Kuerig with water every morning despite drinking 1 cup of coffee per day
It defies science and reason
My keurig renders 3 cups per fill. Time to upgrade, son.
Mines supposed to be 4 but it’s still empty every morningThe dogs are using it
Social media accounts for petsAnd kids. I have a few friends who have made their kids social media accounts and update them regularly.
Social media accounts for pets
RV link please, I don't understand
I am friends with a couple who have social media accounts for both of their dogs and one for their vintage RV.
i remember you mentioning that you just discovered dj khaled a few weeks ago
These freaking dumb cunts with hyphenated last names, it’s always themExtremely CT energy
The anti-maskers and “Covid is a hoax” tards in my town’s Facebook group. I usually laugh and scroll at that type of idiocy, but the thought about sharing a community with these mouth breathers has pushed me over the edge after seeing too many conspiracy theories being shared and the world’s biggest dumbasses agreeing in the comments.You have the true soul of a poster
I started to respond about 2 weeks ago. Never had posted before. I’m now on a month long ban.
The anti-maskers and “Covid is a hoax” tards in my town’s Facebook group. I usually laugh and scroll at that type of idiocy, but the thought about sharing a community with these mouth breathers has pushed me over the edge after seeing too many conspiracy theories being shared and the world’s biggest dumbasses agreeing in the comments.
I started to respond about 2 weeks ago. Never had posted before. I’m now on a month long ban.
The anti-maskers and “Covid is a hoax” tards in my town’s Facebook group. I usually laugh and scroll at that type of idiocy, but the thought about sharing a community with these mouth breathers has pushed me over the edge after seeing too many conspiracy theories being shared and the world’s biggest dumbasses agreeing in the comments.
I started to respond about 2 weeks ago. Never had posted before.
I’m now on a month long ban.
the covid truthers are reaching an unreal level of annoyance and dumbassery.
i actually saw a post on social media that kept getting reposted that said something like "all we keep hearing about from the government is prevention and vaccines. What about ways to boost our immune system? this excrement's a hoax?"
1. if there was an easy way to just 'boost the immune system to prevent disease' at any time or moment we needed to, do you think we would have waited for the fckin coronavirus to hit before we tried to stop people from getting sick/dying?
2. these people do not know how a fckin vaccine works. the vaccine's whole point is to literally boost your immune system against the virus
it kept fuckin getting reposted, that and the fvckn hydroxychloroquine video. this country deserves everything that's happening to it. we might have the dumbest people on the planet
lololol - would've liked to have read the offending post.
Those damn unimaginably sad ASPCA commercials showing abused dogs and cats. Everyone universally turns the channel because they don't want to freaking cry.I just look at my phone and zone out
Those damn unimaginably sad ASPCA commercials showing abused dogs and cats. Everyone universally turns the channel because they don't want to freaking cry.
Alyssa Milano creeping onto websites I look at with her dramatized excrement. Sad, I had a thing for her when she was on Who's the Boss when I was a kid.
Glizzy
Like anything in 2020, it was kinda funny once or twice and then once the masses got ahold of the term they pounded it into oblivionThe first time I read it I thought "hah why'd they call it that?" and by the second time I never wanted to see it again. It just sounds/feels weird.
"ees not playuh, EES PLAYA"
bad bunny has some awesome fckin music though
bad bunny, more like bad music, amiriteEes not music, es musicaaaa
People who think they're smart for assuming everything is a scam
people that keep suggesting T.Lawrence will go back to college because he doesn't want to play for the Jets.BUT WHAT IF WE'RE SO BAD THAT PHIL MURPHY SAYS WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY IN NJ ANYMORE AND THE TEAM RELOCATES TO MEXICO CITY
It's bad enough that the team is THIS awful, don't need to pile on with dumbfuck assumptions.
BUT WHAT IF WE'RE SO BAD THAT PHIL MURPHY SAYS WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY IN NJ ANYMORE AND THE TEAM RELOCATES TO MEXICO CITY
WHAT THEN
BUT WHAT IF WE'RE SO BAD THAT PHIL MURPHY SAYS WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY IN NJ ANYMORE AND THE TEAM RELOCATES TO MEXICO CITY
WHAT THEN
That would would actually solve several problems for me.Honestly I'd probably keep rooting for Los Jets
Honestly I'd probably keep rooting for Los JetsWe'd have the worst $29 burritos in the league.
Honestly I'd probably keep rooting for Los Yets
Groceries during quarantine-
Either:
-Nothing left to eat
or
-Way too much food and we have to throw a bunch of stuff away once it goes bad
Groceries during quarantine-
Either:
-Nothing left to eat
or
-Way too much food and we have to throw a bunch of stuff away once it goes bad
Groceries during quarantine-We lost too much fresh produce this summer, either we got better at managing use of it or my wife is hiding the spoilage from me.
Either:
-Nothing left to eat
or
-Way too much food and we have to throw a bunch of stuff away once it goes bad
Groceries during quarantine-
Either:
-Nothing left to eat
or
-Way too much food and we have to throw a bunch of stuff away once it goes bad
What would be nice would be if I could at least generate some consistency. I’m biking to and from the grocery store so I’m only buying what can fit in a messenger bag but it never seems to last as long as the previous trip.
What I’m really looking forward to is the infection rate spiking because of the flu (it’s already started) and people deciding that they need to buy all of the flour, TP, and pasta again.
Minor annoyance here, but when you hear people on the news reporting on a story about something in the Latino community, and they speak in a typical American English dialect/accent until they get to the word "Latino". They then proceed to pronounce the word "Latino" in the
strongest Spanish accent possible, then proceed straight back to normal American English. Why?
I would understand if there was no English word for Latino but there is. It's Latino. I would understand if they did the entire report with a Latin accent. It's almost like they're trying to brag that they know Spanish or something. It's like nails on the chalkboard for me.
Buying a new phone and immediately dropping it as hard as possible before my case comes in the mail
My fault but still
Minor annoyance here, but when you hear people on the news reporting on a story about something in the Latino community, and they speak in a typical American English dialect/accent until they get to the word "Latino". They then proceed to pronounce the word "Latino" in the strongest Spanish accent possible, then proceed straight back to normal American English. Why? I would understand if there was no English word for Latino but there is. It's Latino. I would understand if they did the entire report with a Latin accent. It's almost like they're trying to brag that they know Spanish or something. It's like nails on the chalkboard for me.
Similarly - working at a Japanese restaurant and having random non-Japanese people abruptly pronouncing words on the menu "authentically" but inevitably butchering it - or even better trying to correct our waitstaff's pronunciation. No one's freaking impressed douchebag
Yesterday I met a very nice Bills fan. I'm annoyed that I couldn't find a reason to hate him.
Yesterday I met a very nice Bills fan. I'm annoyed that I couldn't find a reason to hate him.
I think you described *checks notes*....Tommy.
Have reached the age where the subconscious fear of my own mortality translates every slight physical stimulus or response to cancer, heart disease or covid. Have had heartburn, slight dizziness and slight shortness of breath today. Fairly sure it's a sign that I have all those ailments.
On the plus side, at least we Gen X types finally got over our fear of AIDS. So that's nice.
Every time I see pictures of either of these two I get unnerved
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I can deal with Twitter guy. Zuckerberg looks like a dead robot.
I can deal with Twitter guy. Zuckerberg looks like a dead robot.
BREAKING NEWS......that isn't breaking and has been going on for a while.It's gonna be continuously breaking until January
CNN is the worst for this. Everything is breaking news to them. Joe Biden winning the election is still breaking news.
UPS
Why would you not even bother to ring my bell? You went to the trouble to write out the sticker to tell me "you made an attempt."
Of course I'm home. Where the hell else would I be right now?!
I actually saw him out the window and my wife ran downstairs to catch him, but he managed to get back to his truck and pull away beforehand. poopchute.
Hate that excrement. I had a certified letter coming to me, and the USPS lady just wrote the "You weren't here" note and threw it in my mailbox. Didn't even come to the door. My wife was there. My Nest camera caught her lazy derriere at the curb. It was important and time-sensitive, and of course, on a Friday, so I had to wait until Monday and go pick it up myself at the post office.
UPSThis has happened to us multiple times in the past at our current address but the guy on our route right now is good. In September he recognized us while we were out taking the kids on a walk and waved us down because he had a delivery that needed a signature (it was beer).
Why would you not even bother to ring my bell? You went to the trouble to write out the sticker to tell me "you made an attempt."
Of course I'm home. Where the hell else would I be right now?!
I actually saw him out the window and my wife ran downstairs to catch him, but he managed to get back to his truck and pull away beforehand. poopchute.
Mudbutt after a night of junk food
Worst feeling when I’m drunk and halfway through a box of cheez-its, somehow have the mental wherewithal to realize that I’m gonna excrement my brains out in the morning, put the box down, pick it up 2 minutes later and crush the rest.I swear I've looked at the box while drunk and thought an intruder ate them because I ate them so mindlessly.
freaking cheezits need to come in bigger boxes, like the gold fish buckets with the funnel to poor them directly into your mouth.Goldfish >>>
Sent from fire adam gase.
Goldfish >>>
Oh noThe snack that smiles back
mini garlic dill pickles and cheese strings >>> goldfish/cheezitsWtf, do you Winnipegians just grab random excrement in the pantry and cram them together?
Wtf, do you Winnipegians just grab random excrement in the pantry and cram them together?You broke the code
You broke the codeYaay, what do I win?
Yaay, what do I win?
Yaay, what do I win?
DiE hArD iS a ChRiStMaS mOvIe
Shut the freak up nobody cares
DiE hArD iS a ChRiStMaS mOvIe
Shut the freak up nobody cares
DiE hArD iS a ChRiStMaS mOvIe
Shut the freak up nobody cares
I'm trying to think of other movies that take place during [holiday] that are not [holiday] movies.Some of the Harry Potter movies
I'm trying to think of other movies that take place during [holiday] that are not [holiday] movies.
Some of the Harry Potter movies
Some of the Harry Potter moviesMost of those movies are an entire school year long, they don't take place during a holiday or holiday season so much as a holiday might pass by during the movie.
I'm trying to think of other movies that take place during [holiday] that are not [holiday] movies.Batman Returns
Batman Returns
That's a good one.Home Alone. They could have been going on a summer vacation and made the same movie.
Gremlins.
That's a good one.
Gremlins.
Trading Places w/Eddie MurphyThat's a good one
Home Alone. They could have been going on a summer vacation and made the same movie.
DiE hArD iS a ChRiStMaS mOvIe(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201205/08e53ca85c7f2efc9bb24faeaf8982ee.jpg)
Shut the freak up nobody cares
What. No. The entire movie is Christmas themed. It would be one thing if they were just like “btw this is all taking place around Christmas” like Die Hard does.
People who feel the need to say all of their minor internal rumblings out loud instead of just thinking them.
So JO?
I'm talking very minor, unsolicited.SO you get annoyed at yourself?
"I wonder if this pen is blue or black."
"Looks like it's 11:30"
SO you get annoyed at yourself?Well, yeah, but not for this reason.
FYP
I'm starting to think bo just doesn't like his coworkers beyond a bare minimum level of tolerance.Yes. Just 1 though.
I have some nutjob calling me several times a day trying to "schedule an appointment" to ask me if his drug plan covers medicines that he does not need/has not been prescribed.Sounds like he may need it.
"Alright soooooo I saw this Latuda commercial on TV. What if I wanna take dat? Will this plan pay fah it or am I gonna have tah use my hard earned money?!"
Words to never be used again on this website because I'm tired of seeing them:This piece is dedicated to Bo:
-strawman
-grifter
-milquetoast
-pHrASes WriTTEn LiKe ThiS
-acronyms no one understands except deep in the bowels of reddit.
-Puck
This piece is dedicated to Bo:Article is good except the use of the word grift. Replace with swindle. Grift is a word rarely used before this year, but since people googled what it meant they throw it around like crazy now.
https://www.currentaffairs.org/2020/12/presenting-the-2020-griftie-awards
Grift is a word rarely used before this year
u wot m8
Educate yourself (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grifters_(film))
Add "sounding the alarm" to the list of overused terms.
People who respond to your email requesting they do something important and them responding to you with some variation of "Will do."
How about do it and respond with a "Done"?
People who respond to your email requesting they do something important and them responding to you with some variation of "Will do."My boss wants me to reply to every email request from her twice, an acknowledgement of the task and a completion of the task.
How about do it and respond with a "Done"?
My boss wants me to reply to every email request from her twice, an acknowledgement of the task and a completion of the task.One of my previous bosses at this office didn't like that I wasn't replying to every email despite the fact I was doing the work.
Johnny English is a jerk
My boss wants me to reply to every email request from her twice, an acknowledgement of the task and a completion of the task.
Johnny English is a jerk
Because they might have other things to do right now that are more important, but don't want you to think that they're ignoring you. Feels like you're complaining either about them being courteous, or them not considering anything you ask to automatically be more important than anything else they have on.
If it were a case where I had to regularly return to ask the person, "Did you get xyz done?" then fine. This particular rant was inspired by someone who every single time someone asks her to do even the simplest task, including answering a question she should be able to answer on-demand, emails everyone back that she will respond. You literally just did--but didn't answer the damn question!I must respond
That's incredibly stupid.
Why waste time writing an "I'll get to it" email when you could actually be getting to it?
People that say these two things:
"Sorry for your lost" (sorry for your loss)
"Mine as well" (might as well)
Headbutt a knife
Midas Whale
"I could care less".
Just stop and think about words for a moment
"I could care less".
Just stop and think about words for a moment
Is this one of those phrases that’s been truncated from a longer one, sort of like “Speak of the Devil and he shall appear,” or is it just people not realizing there should be a contraction there?The people saying it that way are just idiots.
Also Hawley said irregardless in his speech last night and I’m still bothered by it.
people that read books like 'the subtle art of not giving a freak'
people that read books like 'the subtle art of not giving a freak' or rupi kaur's poetry
Joey MulinaroNever heard of him
Why do people think this guy is funny?
Joey Mulinaro
Why do people think this guy is funny?
Women that are pushing 300+ pounds trying to sell juice cleanses to people on social media.
...are you sure it works?
Women that are pushing 300+ pounds trying to sell juice cleanses to people on social media.
...are you sure it works?
Women that are pushing 300+ pounds trying to sell juice cleanses to people on social media.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210119/ff960890a6fd0b993f8ddbbcc4408814.jpg)
...are you sure it works?
He's a small potatoes version of Frank Caliendo who himself has sort of faded away. How much mileage can you get out of imitating Nick Saban? :-lCrossover!
When you're waiting for a thing to come from Amazon and then Amazon come with a delivery for you and you're all like yay it's here and then you open it and it's another thing that you forgot you ordered but isn't anything like as interesting as the thing you thought it was which still isn't here.
I've been in lockdown too long.
At least they actually deliver your packages to you.
I put a note on my front door stating "We are home. Please ring the bell and leave any packages" and the motherfuckers still leave a post it that they're bringing it to the nearest store pickup point.
No one can step foot on my driveway without my dog informing half the street that they are there, so the whole "we called, you were out, freak you" notice doesn't fly here.
Also I live in Buttfucknowhere ON, so they just leave stuff on the porch. No one steals stuff around here, a significant proportion of people in my subdivision are either serving or retired law enforcement.
It just doesn't make sense here. I put a note on the door that we're home. Where the hell else would I be right now?
You could be sitting on the porch and they'd just leave a note on the curb at the street.They'd slap it on your forehead.
When you buy something online and the receipt/order confirmation doesn't immediately appear in your inbox, meaning you have to leave the browser tab open in case something fucked up and you lose any and all details of the purchase.
TV coverage of royal family bullshit.
I hear some uppity black American woman has been picking on the poor downtrodden Royals and their precious staff. How very dare she.
For the record, I'm on Team Uppity Black American Woman.
This guy I know "honored" Black History Month with a collage of dark skinned anime characters and just posted the equivalent for International Women's Day and Star Wars characters.
that's an odd way of honoring black history month. anime has long had issues with the way it portrays blacks and dark-skinned characters
This guy I know "honored" Black History Month with a collage of dark skinned anime characters and just posted the equivalent for International Women's Day and Star Wars characters.
The show The Big Bang Theory, and the fact there are so many people out there that find it funny. HowOld people.
paused a youtube video at the beginning of the vid yesterday, tried playing it today when i had some timeYoutube Vanced. Do it.
after one second of video play, an ad came on that was mandatory viewing that couldn't be skipped. waited until the ad ended, pressed 'continue playing vid'
vid plays for two more seconds, then youtube again cuts to two consecutive ads that i couldn't skip. wtf
youtube has been a problem for years. ever since the 'cool kids' monotonized the entire platform with their corny prank vids back 6-7 years ago, nearly every vid has become unwatchable with the mandatory ads you have to wait through before/during every single vid.
The show The Big Bang Theory, and the fact there are so many people out there that find it funny. How
it gave losers hope for attaining hot sluts like penny.
i dont know what kind of person watches "young sheldon" or "young rock", but i know i dont want to know them.
Whether content makers did or did not monetize their work, YouTube would still be showing you those ads. Google is in the advertising business and has been since its inception. It's literally their entire business model: track your activity, cater ads to your interests. Nothing is "free."
Hulu keeps playing ads for Young Sheldon and I truly don’t get itThere is a whole world of people you don't ever think about that exist in this country. They still sit on their asses at the same time and watch antenna tv like it's TGIF on ABC in the 90s.
The trailer is so unappealing I can’t imagine how bad the show is
https://twitter.com/discussingfilm/status/1376992781936304134?s=21
https://twitter.com/discussingfilm/status/1376992781936304134?s=21
April fool's tricks.
People who watch Friday streaming releases in the morning.
People who watch Friday streaming releases in the morning.
People who watch Friday streaming releases in the morning.
What's wrong with it? Does it slow things down or something?It's irrational, there's no material reason to dislike it beyond seeing their reactions at 8am Friday instead of that evening like normal people.
"hey guys did you see the new falcon and winter soldier this morning yet?"Ahh. I get it.
no
"ohhhh mannn its so good i cant believe you waited after last week!"
ok
"its so good. the thing he did was crazy, i cant wait till we can talk about it"
"you should watch it on break its so good!"
"when are you gonna watch man? so crazy"
"hey guys did you see the new falcon and winter soldier this morning yet?"Are we friends with the same guy?
no
"ohhhh mannn its so good i cant believe you waited after last week!"
ok
"its so good. the thing he did was crazy, i cant wait till we can talk about it"
"you should watch it on break its so good!"
"when are you gonna watch man? so crazy"
"hey guys did you see the new falcon and winter soldier this morning yet?"
no
"ohhhh mannn its so good i cant believe you waited after last week!"
ok
"its so good. the thing he did was crazy, i cant wait till we can talk about it"
"you should watch it on break its so good!"
"when are you gonna watch man? so crazy"
My freaking moron wife told my kid about tuberculosis tonight just before bed because they were saying "big words" and she said it and explained what it was and did to people who got it.Wtf
To my 5 year old in the middle of a pandemic, after the horrible year we had as a family last year.
He's been freaking out for an hour about being scared to get it and I just wanna send her to moon.
My freaking moron wife told my kid about tuberculosis tonight just before bed because they were saying "big words" and she said it and explained what it was and did to people who got it.
To my 5 year old in the middle of a pandemic, after the horrible year we had as a family last year.
He's been freaking out for an hour about being scared to get it and I just wanna send her to moon.
How do you get tuberculosis?From someone else with tuberculosis.
*serious post*
From someone else with tuberculosis.
Tb is airborne and you'd need an N95 to prevent transmission from somebody with active diseaseBut can I still marry my cousin?
But can I still marry my cousin?
is she hot?Are we sure it's a she?
IATA's son will not marry a diseased girl
he can dress however he wants, freak whatever gender he wants, call himself whatever...but i'll be damned if he marries a diseased girl.He can rail her in sin all he wants, but no ring.
Are we sure it's a she?
Words to never be used again on this website because I'm tired of seeing them:
-strawman
-grifter
-milquetoast
-pHrASes WriTTEn LiKe ThiS
-acronyms no one understands except deep in the bowels of reddit.
-Puck
Also "woke". It sounds like something your parents would try to say to sound hip with the younger kids.99% of the usage of "woke" now is as a derogatory term for people who want things to be less shitty
99% of the usage of "woke" now is as a derogatory term for people who want things to be less shitty
99% of the usage of "woke" now is as a derogatory term for people who want things to be less shitty
See also Social Justice Warrior, because apparently fighting for social justice is considered a bad thing.
Me: Follows Twitter accounts for PS5 Drops
Twitter Accounts 20 times a day: "NOT A DROP!"
How is it you've got excrement tons of vaccines for anyone who wants them and no PS5s, and up here we've got three PS5s each and no freaking vaccines? Think maybe we can do some kind of international trade whereby we give you the ability to play Ghost Of Tsushima in 4K and in return you help us not die from the plague?Is your province just like Manitoba where all the doses are about to expire?
Is your province just like Manitoba where all the doses are about to expire?
No, they opened it up to 40+ and Gen X queued overnight to get jabs and now it's all pretty much run out.We still have 100k+ doses in freezers
We still have 100k+ doses in freezers
Me: Follows Twitter accounts for PS5 Drops
Twitter Accounts 20 times a day: "NOT A DROP!"
https://www.nowinstock.net/
this is how i've gotten all the new tech i wanted. got my friend a 3090 here, too.
Society has evolved beyond the need for white guys doing acoustic covers at bars.Racist
Society has evolved beyond the need for white guys doing acoustic covers at bars.What's a bar?
What's a bar?A place in the South where people pretend social distancing doesn't matter.
Two bites into my sandwich and either:
1. Most of the contents have fallen out and I now need to eat it with a fork.
2. The roll/bread has come apart completely and I now need to eat it with a fork.
Two bites into my sandwich and either:You need to use sandwich toothpicks, the tall ones you get in burgers at restaurants.
1. Most of the contents have fallen out and I now need to eat it with a fork.
2. The roll/bread has come apart completely and I now need to eat it with a fork.
You need to use sandwich toothpicks, the tall ones you get in burgers at restaurants.Too complicated.
Your bread to meat layering is off, its not evenly stacked. You need to compensate for your poor sandwich building with these picks while eating, and potentially cut it in half/into thirds at the max only if it's really big.
You can grab em on Amazon for like 10 bucks for a 100. You should do that.
Board members trying to explain to me that I’m making the sandwiches that I order in restaurants wrong.I retract B
Board members trying to explain to me that I’m making the sandwiches that I order in restaurants wrong.Clearly you need to order better sandwiches. This is your shame, not ours.
Clearly you need to order better sandwiches. This is your shame, not ours.I reserve the right to order the Mount Fuckslop sandwich and complain about its structural integrity.
Media talking heads still bitching about Kaepernick not getting signed.It came up again because Tebow just got signed after not playing since 2012. So it's not out of nowhere.
He's done...deal with it.
It came up again because Tebow just got signed after not playing since 2012. So it's not out of nowhere.
it happens everytime some random QB gets signed (during the season as well). freak, let it go already.The statute of limitations on bringing it up doesn't expire until every QB drafted in or before 2011 is gone. Sorry, I don't make the rules. Just enjoy the fact that it triggers the chuds.
Tebow isn't even playing QB...."c'mon gaiz, y not Kaep?! Kaep can play TE tooo" ....jesus.
The statute of limitations on bringing it up doesn't expire until every QB drafted in or before 2011 is gone. Sorry, I don't make the rules. Just enjoy the fact that it triggers the chuds.
Why didn't Jeff George get the same respect? The man can still throw.He kind of did, as a joke, like 15 years ago.
I don’t need any excuses to know that I am a bit of a queynte.
You probably also don't feel the need to tell people that though. You let them decide that for themselves.It shouldn’t take more than 30 seconds for them to find out for themselves.
He kind of did, as a joke, like 15 years ago.
I don’t know where else to put this but for some odd reason Kenny Mayne leaving espn is really bothering me. I haven’t even watched that channel in years, forgot Sportscenter even existed but seeing this in the news reminded me how much I used to watch that channel and that show. That channel must be absolute excrement now.
ust about everything involved with this:
https://amp.theguardian.com/sport/2021/may/10/bob-baffert-medina-spirit-kentucky-derby-horse-racing-cancel-culture-disqualification
Just about everything involved with this:
https://amp.theguardian.com/sport/2021/may/10/bob-baffert-medina-spirit-kentucky-derby-horse-racing-cancel-culture-disqualification (https://amp.theguardian.com/sport/2021/may/10/bob-baffert-medina-spirit-kentucky-derby-horse-racing-cancel-culture-disqualification)
He can clumsily trot out 'cancel culture' but the fact remains his horsey's not running at Pimlico. screw him.I enjoy anything that dampens excitement for horse racing.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/leaf-blowers-banned-in-n-j-towns-after-work-from-home-neighbors-complain-about-noise/ar-BB1gE2DA
I kind of love this, especially since work from home
fans of the band toolThey have some good songs, but I get it about the people that are smug about. They are the Rick and Morty of Rock.
also, tool
fans of the band tool
also, tool
Every time I decide to fart in my office, it's like a memo gets sent out for everyone to come in for something and now I'm embarrassed because it smells like a dead animal in here and it's obvious who the culprit is.Sounds like justice was served
Every time I decide to fart in my office, it's like a memo gets sent out for everyone to come in for something and now I'm embarrassed because it smells like a dead animal in here and it's obvious who the culprit is.If I fart or burp in another room, my wife has some sort of internal homing beacon that causes her to walk into the room and directly into the cloud.
Every time I decide to fart in my office, it's like a memo gets sent out for everyone to come in for something and now I'm embarrassed because it smells like a dead animal in here and it's obvious who the culprit is.
If I fart or burp in another room, my wife has some sort of internal homing beacon that causes her to walk into the room and directly into the cloud.bean steam rents the room? .....no problemo...the cavalry to the rescue....the "military strength" option @ $23.95's worth domestic bliss
Baby Yoda appearing in places he doesn't belong, they're turning him into the new Minion/r/babyyodahate
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Pictures of Leo DiCaprio playing Jordan Belfort being used in "motivational" posts
i could use a quaalude or 2 right now(https://media.giphy.com/media/l378AEZceMwWboAQE/giphy.gif)
GameStop/AMC/Reddit investing douches using all their gay terminology.
I don't give a excrement whether they bankrupt short investors or themselves. Just shut the freak up about your stupid ape to the moon excrement.
No but see they're all heroes of the people sticking it to Wall StreetCrazy guy in my circle of acquaintances made $800K on that first spike of GameStop and got out. Paid off his house (he's in his late 20's). Now he's back in it, walking around like he's a master investor. He's a lucky gambler. I try not to wish ill on anyone, but I hope he loses his derriere so he'll shut up. Any he isn't even that annoying about it. Mainly I'm jealous because he's a rich, single, 20-something guy in a big house banging chicks left and right.
Crazy guy in my circle of acquaintances made $800K on that first spike of GameStop and got out. Paid off his house (he's in his late 20's). Now he's back in it, walking around like he's a master investor. He's a lucky gambler. I try not to wish ill on anyone, but I hope he loses his derriere so he'll shut up. Any he isn't even that annoying about it. Mainly I'm jealous because he's a rich, single, 20-something guy in a big house banging chicks left and right.
we should make him a mod here.Diamond hands ape to the moon forum upcoming.
People who insist on referring to players by their initials and number. I just had a quick look at Twitter and someone was talking about CL58. freak off.TB12 is your guy
Adults who are incapable of understanding their own alcohol tolerance, or just don't care, and get white girl wasted whenever they're with friends. You're not funny or charming or flirty, you're a sloppy freaking mess and everyone's pitying you. Grow up.Tailgate 2021
My iPad opening links to Twitter in-browser rather than opening the app.Isn't there a setting for that? To disable Bill Simmons I mean.
Bill Simmons
Help me understand why a recently expired driver's license is no longer a valid means of identification.
Help me understand why a recently expired driver's license is no longer a valid means of identification.
Adults who are incapable of understanding their own alcohol tolerance, or just don't care, and get white girl wasted whenever they're with friends. You're not funny or charming or flirty, you're a sloppy freaking mess and everyone's pitying you. Grow up.Amen, well put J...
Presumably for the same reason that an Ontario driver's license is not considered worthy of proving that a man in his mid 40s with grey hair is old enough to buy alcohol in the state of New Jersey, and thus has to call on a passing Badger to buy him beer like a desperate teenager. Fuckin' bureaucrats, man.E....you lush.
Adults who are incapable of understanding their own alcohol tolerance, or just don't care, and get white girl wasted whenever they're with friends. You're not funny or charming or flirty, you're a sloppy freaking mess and everyone's pitying you. Grow up.
you know this was you when you finger popped your boy jamie or whatever his name was at that party when you were 17(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/67671239/the-names-finger-brown-finger.jpg)
you know this was you when you finger popped your boy jamie or whatever his name was at that party when you were 17
I can't think of any other product that I totally support and absolutely hate like the paper straw.Isn't it easier to just not use a straw?
Isn't it easier to just not use a straw?
people who start celebrating Halloween
Annoyances:I'm sending all of your tenants 12' skeletons from Home Depot
I'm sending all of your tenants 12' skeletons from Home DepotI don't care, it's their home. They can decorate it any way they want as long as they pay rent on time.
I don't care
I.T. Vendor Support people who barely speak english.
I can't seem to find a keyboard on my phone that doesn't have the stupid period right up against the spacebar. It results in my fat fingers typing a period instead of a space between words every other time. My sentences look like drawn-out websites.
For reasons best known to her my wife decided the other day to move a bunch of things in the kitchen to different cabinets. Important things, like plates and bowls. Now every time I need a thing I go to the cabinet where it used to be and it isn't there.
For reasons best known to her my wife decided the other day to move a bunch of things in the kitchen to different cabinets. Important things, like plates and bowls. Now every time I need a thing I go to the cabinet where it used to be and it isn't there.I hate that excrement.
Guy Fieri
apparently that isn't even his real name and his actual name is guy ferry yet he insists on people pronouncing his name as 'fee-ed-dee' if they say anything differentHe annoys me even more now
did i read that on this board?
Sunset is 4:45 PM now
Such bullshit. We're all basically waiting for you though, Ontario already said that we'll turn DST off as soon as NY does.You mean make it permanent? What we just did was the end of daylight savings for the year.
You mean make it permanent? What we just did was the end of daylight savings for the year.
I'd rather have later sunrise and later sunset.
Today I learned one can have an allergic reaction to conifer sap.
Been fairly outdoorsy my whole life and never had this happen before. Hands/forearms broke out in little red dots.
Doesn't seem too difficult to avoid rolling in conifer sap, you freaking weirdo.*cutting down a tree and carrying it for a quarter mile
*cutting down a tree and carrying it for a quarter mileBadger Griswold
Today I learned one can have an allergic reaction to conifer sap.#treehugger
Been fairly outdoorsy my whole life and never had this happen before.
Hands/forearms broke out in little red dots.
The Good Wife
The Good Fight
The Good Doctor
Good Sam
"TV for people who think oatmeal is too spicy"
The Good Wife was a decent show. The Good Fight was not, it was just irritating. Haven't seen the others."What if an autistic boy was a doctor?"
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10315223/Americas-wealthiest-pastor-Kenneth-Copeland-whos-worth-760M-dodges-150K-annual-property-tax.html
Self-annoyance, I think I'm over-using e.g. and i.e. in my writing at work and I can't stop
Can you give an example?
My brother in law's Instagram account was hacked and now only posts obvious scam bullshit "I made $20k yesterday with crypto" stuff, and yet Instagram won't do anything about it.
"SIMPLY......HAVING........A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAAAAS TIME"
-paul mccartney
https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/12/business/walgreens-freezer-screens/index.html(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/64/Courtesans_behind_a_Latticed_Window_by_Kusakabe_Kimbei%2C_Honolulu_Museum_of_Art.JPG/316px-Courtesans_behind_a_Latticed_Window_by_Kusakabe_Kimbei%2C_Honolulu_Museum_of_Art.JPG)
NFL Network running this shlt ad nauseam...I got more problems than 3 mile island and even I'm sick of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gKtVoSgNNM
Rotoworld (now nbcsportsedge) has this video ad that plays every time the NFL player news page loads: Lily Collins posing around a Cartier handbag.Sugar daddies?
What demographic are you trying to reach, NBC?
Sugar daddies?
Dang, I bet this purse would smooth things over with Brenda after I lost our savings betting on the Jets draft pick.Is Brenda hot?
Dang, I bet this purse would smooth things over with Brenda after I lost our savings betting on the Jets draft pick.
Is Brenda hot?All I know is nobody named Brenda is under 30
Is Brenda hot?
People who still think April Fool's jokes are funny.
I guess i can't send the grizzly bear with the fake wound to your office then ehI'll fly up there and clog all the shitters in your office.
People who still think April Fool's jokes are funny.https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1509989981225377802?t=OdkFqDMUIg0ounjgnhoI-g&s=19
Decided to get a fancy dinner tonight and ordered pan fried mallard. The menu said there was a chance that bird shot might be in it. The menu was right.
Decided to get a fancy dinner tonight and ordered pan fried mallard. The menu said there was a chance that bird shot might be in it. The menu was right.
Chip a tooth?
People who write OG as a position. OT exists because DT also does, but DG does not and therefore G is all that is needed. The O is superfluous.
Defensive tackle (DT);
Sometimes called a "defensive guard", defensive tackles play at the center of the defensive line. Their function is to rush the passer and stop running plays directed at the middle of the line of scrimmage. The most interior defensive tackle who sometimes lines up directly across from the ball and is, therefore, almost nose-to-nose with the offense's center is often called a "nose tackle" (alternately "nose guard" or "middle guard"). The nose tackle is most common in the 3–4 defense. Most defensive sets have one or two defensive tackles. If one employs a second defensive tackle, sometimes referred to as an "under tackle", they are usually a bit faster than the nose tackle.
It did though, it's just not in common usage anymore. Per wiki:
The public spectacle of the Depp-Heard case and the glee with which people are following it.
The public spectacle of the Depp-Heard case and the glee with which people are following it.I meant to post this the other day. God damn that excrement is stupid and everywhere.
The public spectacle of the Depp-Heard case..
I meant to post this the other day. God damn that excrement is stupid and everywhere.
How long does it take Target and FedEx to ship a crockpot 6 miles entirely within Queens? The answer may surprise you!
The only place I rely on for delivery is Amazon. If I order from a brick-and-mortar, I do in-person pickup. Your crockpot probably went from College Point to Newark to Farmingdale and is scheduled to be delivered May 26th.It's for Mother's Day, my sister forwarded me the link and they had beat Amazon's price so it seemed like a no brainer. Now I'm gonna have to go out in the rain last minute if I can't confirm it's showing up today.
It's for Mother's Day, my sister forwarded me the link and they had beat Amazon's price so it seemed like a no brainer. Now I'm gonna have to go out in the rain last minute if I can't confirm it's showing up today.https://www.homedepot.com/l/College-Point/NY/Flushing/11354/1277
https://www.homedepot.com/l/College-Point/NY/Flushing/11354/1277
"Sorry Mom, I ordered you a crockpot but it didn't get here in time so I had to improvise. Here's a drywall saw, a 3/8" thread cutter and a pack of Pex crimps, happy Mother's Day. Dad gets the crockpot for Father's Day."
I enjoy anything that dampens excitement for horse racing.
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2022/05/07/sports/kentucky-derby-horse-raceI admit I enjoyed this outcome.
Melissa Hoppert
May 7, 2022, 7:19 p.m. ET4 minutes ago
4 minutes ago
Melissa Hoppert
In a major upset, Rich Strike, an 80-1 long shot, wins the Kentucky Derby.
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Rich Strike, the 80-1 shot ridden by Sonny Leon and trained by Eric Reed — certainly not household names in horse racing, let alone the sport’s biggest stage — rallied to capture the 148th Kentucky Derby on Saturday in front of the first full crowd at Churchill Downs since 2019.
Before Friday, Rich Strike was not even in the field. He drew into the race when Ethereal Road was scratched.
I admit I enjoyed this outcome.Same here. I don't know squat about thoroughbred racing but Sonny Leon made a slick move down the stretch to give his steed room to break for the finish line - exciting finish.
Waiter tries to show off and take your order from memory and fucks it up. Mother fucker, write it down!
Waiter tries to show off and take your order from memory and fucks it up. Mother fucker, write it down!
Being on public transportation and hearing anything other than:
I'm on the bus, let me call you back...
<pause>
Okay, bye.
Not sure why it bothers me, but someone forwarding meeting invites to people I have already invited to the meeting.Forward it back to them.
It happens every damn time. It's like they are not bothering to read the actual invite.
LinkedIn was always a bit excrement, but in the last few months it appears to have become 90% full of wannabe motivational speakers and self help shysters and "influencers". It's pretty much unusable now.
I'm sorry you have cancer and pleased that you've finally contextualised the importance of work relative to the rest of your life. I'm happy that you're proud to be a successful working parent. I'm impressed that you've started six businesses, and no, I don't want to know what your secret is. Now can you all freak off please?
People blaming Roe v. Wade on RGB for not retiring in 2015 before the Dems lost the Senate when absolutely no one was calling for her to do so.Well, some people were.
People blaming Roe v. Wade on RGB for not retiring in 2015 before the Dems lost the Senate when absolutely no one was calling for her to do so.
That's so annoying. Poor GBR..
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Martin Short
the man is a treasure
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InnerSpace is a treasure. Three Amigos is a treasure. But Martin Short sucks.
InnerSpace is a treasure. Three Amigos is a treasure. But Martin Short sucks.
Clifford is one of the most annoying movies everMy kids watched this in the backseat the other day but I managed to tune most of it out.
This excrement. Why should I have to download another app to track an order shipment?
https://www.realistic-love-doll.com/order-tracking/ :-)
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She arrived today and I will bring her to the tailgate. Puck's dad will talk to her for 45 minutes.Nice, I'll bring music
People who narrate their life inappropriately through social media apps. We have a Whatsapp group set up for planning a bachelor party next month, there's 16 or 18 guys on there of whom everyone knows some of them but I think only the groom and maybe the best man knows all. One guy just posted "currently sitting in *Toronto pub where we won't be going on the bachelor party* enjoying $5 pints". So freaking what? Stop making unnecessary noise.
He typed, oldly; his weak bones struggling to support the weight of his wrinkled skin.I read this post in a packed movie theater and it really heightened the experience.
"Excuse me, would you mind changing seats so We can sit next to each other?"
Yes, I would mind a lot.
People in the middle or back of the plane that stand up as soon as it landsLol...seconded
People in the middle or back of the plane that stand up as soon as it landsIf it's been a long flight I do that, got to stretch my legs.
If it's been a long flight I do that, got to stretch my legs.
Spent about 5 hours in the ER with a kidney stone. Damn those things hurt and i have not passed it yet
Spent about 5 hours in the ER with a kidney stone. Damn those things hurt and i have not passed it yet
Spent about 5 hours in the ER with a kidney stone. Damn those things hurt and i have not passed it yet
Breaking: Leonard Williams requests trade from New York Jets
apparently nfl jets shop will only carry our white sauce and GW jerseys in sizes 2XL-3XL for the rest of eternity, as this has been the only sizes they've had available for months now.
Short people with umbrellas as wide as a city block
Anyone who walks round the city using a golf umbrella.Anyone who rolls round the city using a golf cart.
Forced stats.https://twitter.com/RichCimini/status/1604615395662520322?t=ONM4tACs-k6rpB0E87pbqg&s=19
"Corey Davis is the only receiver in the history of the NFL to catch 2 or more passes in the first minute of the 2nd quarter and 3rd quarter in NFC games against teams on the west coast that weren't on a weekend and coached by Native American coaches that had between 3-4 fish sandwiches less than 4 days earlier."
https://twitter.com/RichCimini/status/1604615395662520322?t=ONM4tACs-k6rpB0E87pbqg&s=19At least the replies are shitting on him.
At least the replies are shitting on him.Double yikes!
At least the replies are shitting on him.
Owning too many mugs. 1.25 shelves of mugs. We use maybe 4-6 of them including the kids.
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It's the default gift. No one in my house drinks hot coffee (iced FTW) and the kids drink hot cocoa like twice a year. We need no more than four total. Yet we have the exact same problem.The small metal ones on the left side were given to us as camping mugs. We haven't gone camping yet since then but they're actually perfectly sized hot cocoa mugs for the kids.
On that topic, despite the previous mug purge we do still appear to have a proliferation of travel mugs, cups and other vessels. They've been a favourite corporate giveaway for some time and we have loads.I cropped it out but the shelf above the mugs is mostly travel containers.
I cropped it out but the shelf above the mugs is mostly travel containers.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Johnny_Torrio_%28mugshot%2C_1936%29.jpg/320px-Johnny_Torrio_%28mugshot%2C_1936%29.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/82/Lucky_Luciano_mugshot_1931.jpg/320px-Lucky_Luciano_mugshot_1931.jpg)I recently finished the book Operation Gladio which really killed off any romanticized notions I may have still carried for the mafia. freak Lucky.
Swimming sections in videogames. Does anyone actually enjoy these?
Swimming sections in videogames. Does anyone actually enjoy these?
Swimming sections in videogames. Does anyone actually enjoy these?
Ecco the Dolphin slaps.
Zora's Domain, childhood traumaThalassophobia?
Teeth cleaning at the dentist. Sweet Jesus I had just forgotten how awful the scraping is.
I don't mind the cleaning. I can't stand the x-ray.
No idea what kind of barbarian dentists you guys are seeing.
x-ray >>> freezing needle
My dentist has this hot hygienist on his payroll. She hangs her sultry bangers in my face when she's cleaning and scaling my teeth. Makes up for the pain.Can a brotha get a referral? Or a pic?
No idea what kind of barbarian dentists you guys are seeing.
Freezing needle?
Can a brotha get a referral? Or a pic?
FAA grounded all flights until 9 am. Of course I'm at the airport.You were witnessing history.
You were witnessing history.I knew it!
https://www.reddit.com/r/QAnonCasualties/comments/1098x1c/knew_today_would_be_busy_with_planes_down
When you get a mass text and people reply to everyone instead of just the sender, so I keep getting all the mundane replies and thumbs up emojis all day long because I haven't figured out how to block replies without blocking the whole thing.I got caught in one during the holidays (from one of my parents' friends) and the replies to it kept trickling in for a few weeks.
Measuring cups with the measurement label worn offThen throw them away and buy new ones. Go on, treat yourself.
Single ply toilet paper and the people that think it’s acceptableI'm 5 years late but this was one of the first to pop up when I opened it lol
A Greek Orthodox buddy of mine from childhood just had a son and couldn't understand why I was so pumped about the name in the group chat.
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Strewth.
pulled a hair out of my nostril the other day, and now i think it's infected because my nose feels like it took an uppercut.Setting up this year's tailgate absence excuse early.
pulled a hair out of my nostril the other day, and now i think it's infected because my nose feels like it took an uppercut.
Can I have your stuff?You need a 2nd OLED?
pulled a hair out of my nostril the other day,(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/09/Portrait_of_a_Proboscis_Monkey.jpg/248px-Portrait_of_a_Proboscis_Monkey.jpg)
and now i think it's infected
because my nose feels like it took an uppercut.
People who litter their instant messages with ellipses...
"Good morning..."
Good morning what? You're leaving me in suspense!
People who litter their instant messages with ellipses...
"Good morning..."
Good morning what? You're leaving me in suspense!
On a similar note, people who use IM at work as if they were talking in person.
"Good morning Johnny."
.......
....what? I'm not spending five minutes exchanging pleasantries over chat. Tell me what you freaking want.
On a similar note, people who use IM at work as if they were talking in person.
"Good morning Johnny."
.......
....what? I'm not spending five minutes exchanging pleasantries over chat. Tell me what you freaking want.
good‘morning
Gd mrning? blow me
gfy
diaf
lunch?
K
Have I complained about every ride share driver playing Christian rock when I get in their cars yet?Is this a DC thing?
My wireless earbuds dying 5 minutes into my commute.
You'll just have to yell random things out while masturbating like a normal subway rider.
Is this a DC thing?
You'll just have to yell random things out while masturbating like a normal subway rider.Thankfully the worst I endured today was a lady speaking way too loud for a 6am phone call.
Thankfully the worst I endured today was a lady speaking way too loud for a 6am phone call.
I'm so glad i work from home
I don't think that would save you from an annoying work phone call, outside of the 6AM part.
My mom believes the litter boxes in schools thing.Damn. Have you found a home for her yet?
Vibes and Vibing
I'm going full boomer on this one....
yes you are
"Vibes" and "Vibing" is retard talk.This post has terrible vibes.
This post has terriblevibes.fleebs
MS TeamsMS Teams is vibing
If someone types a message in the chat box of the meeting I'm in, why would I want a separate window to launch with the same damn chat?
MS Teams
If someone types a message in the chat box of the meeting I'm in, why would I want a separate window to launch with the same damn chat?
In settings, under General, there is an option titled "Open new chat in" and the choices are Main Window and New WindowMine already says main window.
Mine already says main window.
It just loves giving me redundant notifications.
You should definitely throw the computer out of the windowWhat if I just loudly talk about how I prefer Skype every time I have to use Teams?
What if I just loudly talk about how I prefer Skype every time I have to use Teams?
Teams administration takes a three click task and turns it into 10.
What if I just loudly talk about how I prefer Skype every time I have to use Teams?
Definitely a reasonable option.
But you should say "AIM chats" instead.
"hold on, I just made a new away message, send me a message and read it."
Definitely a reasonable option.And then meatspin the office?
But you should say "AIM chats" instead.
Definitely a reasonable option.Tommy won AIM when he destroyed firemanedjr on there.
But you should say "AIM chats" instead.
We moved from Slack (and Zoom) to Teams over the summer. It was my project, declared by the CIO because monies, and everyone freaking HATES TEAMS. They come to me to bitch about it and I just agree with them until they walk away.
Teams administration takes a three click task and turns it into 10.
And then meatspin the office?
My daughter spilled water on our Roku remote and got water inside of it so I took out the batteries and left it inside a bag of dry rice overnight.
Now there is rice inside the remote and I can't figure out how to dismantle it further. Sounds like a maraca.
"We're delivering a package while you're at work and a signature is required""We knocked on your upstairs neighbor's door and no one answered so we figured you weren't home."
Apparently making continued references to "hubby" is not considered strong enough grounds for firing someone. Then what the freak is?Continued references to wifey and the fam.
Apparently making continued references to "hubby" is not considered strong enough grounds for firing someone. Then what the freak is?
Is it just me or does it seem like there's a shitload of celebrity fragrance ads popping up right now. Maybe it happens every year during the holiday season and I just unconsciously ignore it, but in the last day or so I've seen Dua Lipa, Julia Garner, Tim Chalamet, and then this one popped up on reddit and I died laughing:
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Horse. Horse face. Quelle est la difference. Yves sohn lauraughn
i bought this after seeing the ad and then it smellsded like the most boring expressionless person in the world and then i moved to paterson
People who are afraid of public restrooms and as a result do things that make the restroom even less clean.
People who are afraid of public restrooms and as a result do things that make the restroom even less clean.
People who cough into their hands in the produce section then start touching the fruit and veggies
When a restaurant's website makes you download a PDF to view the menu.Ok boomer
When a restaurant's website makes you download a PDF to view the menu.
Pull out your flip phone and make the waiter show you how to get a PDF to show up on it.
That'll just cost Badger more money on the waiter's tip. Tech Support is an additional 15% (as per Puck's restaurant etiquette manual)15% of Puck's appetizers? That's a 2nd mortgage.
Ok boomer
Pull out your flip phone and make the waiter show you how to get a PDF to show up on it.Not what I'm talking about.
Not what I'm talking about.
When you're on a restaurant's website trying to see what they have before you go there. Not at the restaurant. And you click the link for the menu and instead of taking you to another page it downloads a PDF.
The vain mouthbreathers that set their phones up to film themselves working out at the gym....
I typically film myself so I can check my form and make sure I'm actually moving properly. The ones who think their phone being on a tripod means that they are in their own private recording studio and complain when people walk through an obvious walkway need to have their memberships revoked.This clown had a mini tripod...I wanted to punch him in the face