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Other Stuff => The Pats-Hater Parking Lot => Topic started by: SixFeetDeep on November 06, 2017, 06:31:51 PM
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https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/restaurants/2017/11/06/papa-johns-condemns-endorsement-white-supremacist-publication/835304001/
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A day after Papa John’s CEO claimed that player protests in the NFL were responsible for lower sales at the chain, the man in charge of Pizza Hut says that’s ridiculous.
“We’re not seeing impact on any of that on our business,” Greg Creed, CEO of Yum Brands—parent company of Pizza Hut, Taco Bell and other chains—said in a call with investors on Thursday. Yum Brands posted third-quarter earnings and revenue that beat analyst forecasts, due in part to Pizza Hut’s improved performance.
http://fortune.com/2017/11/02/nfl-protests-papa-johns-pizza-hut/
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Papa John's decline might just be due to the fact that customers who buy his cardboard with ketchup and fake cheese pizza only buy it ONE TIME
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http://washingtonpress.com/2017/12/21/papa-johns-founder-john-schnatter-just-forced-step-ceo/
Bahahahahaha
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Ladies and Gentleman, I am stepping down as CEO of Papa John's because the NFL, not the fact I make disgusting horrible pizza.
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http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/02/27/papa-johns-mother-nfl-divorcing/
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Pizza Hut immediately reaches agreement to be official pizza sponsor of the NFL
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Pizza Hut immediately reaches agreement to be official #shitpizza sponsor of the NFL
Fyp
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Fyp
Haven’t had it in a long time, but Pizza Hut “thin ‘n crispy” was tremendous as a kid
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Haven’t had it in a long time, but Pizza Hut “thin ‘n crispy” was tremendous as a kid
Don't get me wrong, I still eat all the shitpizzas from time to time because of where I live and having little kids, birthday parties, etc. For some reason I like Papa Johns the best of all the shitpizzas.
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Don't get me wrong, I still eat all the shitpizzas from time to time because of where I live and having little kids, birthday parties, etc. For some reason I like Papa Johns the best of all the shitpizzas.
I find all other forms of shitpizza barely edible besides aforementioned thin n crispy. And my guess is that sucks now too, because 2018.
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I had Pizza Hut once last year and even with low expectations I was still disappointed.
Still better than Cici's though.
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The only thing worse than Papa Johns is probably Chuck E Cheese birthday party pizza. It's that bad. The scary thing is that in certain areas of the country Papa Johns is considered the only option besides a slice at the gas station.
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The only thing worse than Papa Johns is probably Chuck E Cheese birthday party pizza. It's that bad. The scary thing is that in certain areas of the country Papa Johns is considered the only option besides a slice at the gas station.
I grew up in one of those areas. It's amazing what you think is good when you've never had good. I used to love Pizza Hut because it was the only thing around besides frozen pizza at the grocery store, and when I was a kid, frozen pizza was nowhere near as good as it is today. And that's saying something.
Even though I don't live in a big city now, I'm close enough and thankfully there are a few Mom and Pop Italian restaurants around that have a pretty good slice. It isn't a NY slice, but it's certainly better than Domino's. I haven't had Chucky Cheese since I was a kid. I can't remember it, but I'm sure it was bad.
I remember when Pizza Hut first started having an afternoon all-you-can-eat buffet back when I was a kid. The pizza buffet was this new, fancy idea and all the fat slobs came out of the woodwork and hovered over the buffet line. It was so disgusting. It seemed like they baked a bunch of cheese pizzas and threw whatever toppings they had laying around on it. It was like the gluttony scenes from Seven. You could smell the diabeetus. Ugh.
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My wife's family are from rural Ontario and they have this pizza place they rave about. They say it's the best pizza I'll ever have and I don't know what I'm missing. I finally tried it a little while back and it was truly disgusting - an inch of bread, the same amount of cheese and enough pepperoni to give a small elephant a heart attack. They literally judge a pizza on the quantity of cheese and toppings.
It astonishes me that people fail to understand the fundamentals of what is one of the most simple dishes out there; it's about the balance of bread, sauce and cheese being just right. Of course each element has to be executed well to elevate it into being a properly good pizza, but so many people seem to judge pizza quality based on its ability to clog their arteries.
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but so many people seem to judge pizza quality based on its ability to clog their arteries.
Whoever created that cheesy crust pizza nonsense should be shot.
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My wife's family are from rural Ontario and they have this pizza place they rave about. They say it's the best pizza I'll ever have and I don't know what I'm missing. I finally tried it a little while back and it was truly disgusting - an inch of bread, the same amount of cheese and enough pepperoni to give a small elephant a heart attack. They literally judge a pizza on the quantity of cheese and toppings.
It astonishes me that people fail to understand the fundamentals of what is one of the most simple dishes out there; it's about the balance of bread, sauce and cheese being just right. Of course each element has to be executed well to elevate it into being a properly good pizza, but so many people seem to judge pizza quality based on its ability to clog their arteries.
It’s all about the water and the sauce. The quality of the cheese helps too but those are the 2 most important characteristics of a good pizza.
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It’s all about the water
I've heard that theory, but it's clearly not the case.
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I've heard that theory, but it's clearly not the case.
Clearly not?
The Midwest and the Northeast have some of the best tap water in the country and, not coincidentally, some of the best pizza (and bread products) too. Let’s hear your theory on why it’s not.
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if i'm really desperate to poop, i'll eat pizza hut.
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What was that place in Manhattan we went a few tailgates ago? That was the best pizza I’ve ever had.
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Clearly not?
The Midwest and the Northeast have some of the best tap water in the country and, not coincidentally, some of the best pizza (and bread products) too. Let’s hear your theory on why it’s not.
For a start, that's a highly subjective opinion. For a second, your example is utterly without any control for countless other considerations.
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Clearly not?
The Midwest and the Northeast have some of the best tap water in the country and, not coincidentally, some of the best pizza (and bread products) too. Let’s hear your theory on why it’s not.
COMPLETE AND UTTER BUNKUM
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What was that place in Manhattan we went a few tailgates ago? That was the best pizza I’ve ever had.
Lombardi's
#GreatWhiteBuffalo
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https://mobile.twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/968991709660172290
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For a start, that's a highly subjective opinion. For a second, your example is utterly without any control for countless other considerations.
Lol, classic Johnny English.
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The only hope of good pizza near me is either to find some legit Italians with a restaurant or some place that mixes really good stuff on a pizza that tastes so good that you don't care that it isn't really pizza anymore.
That or get obliterated drunk, then anything is good.
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Lol, classic Johnny English.
I'm sorry, I try to not be right on occasion just to make you feel better about yourself. This ain't one of them though. Seriously, it's a garbage theory that makes no sense. The mineral content of the water used to make the dough has no discernible impact upon the quality of a damn pizza. Give your head a shake.
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I'm sorry, I try to not be right on occasion just to make you feel better about yourself. This ain't one of them though. Seriously, it's a garbage theory that makes no sense. The mineral content of the water used to make the dough has no discernible impact upon the quality of a damn pizza. Give your head a shake.
lol, sure
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lol, sure
Here, I even looked it up on Google for you. It's not lab conditions, but it's a pretty good looking test.
https://slice.seriouseats.com/2010/01/does-nyc-water-make-a-difference-in-pizza-quality.html
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Here, I even looked it up on Google for you. It's not lab conditions, but it's a pretty good looking test.
https://slice.seriouseats.com/2010/01/does-nyc-water-make-a-difference-in-pizza-quality.html
Sure. You crack me up.
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The only thing worse than Papa Johns is probably Chuck E Cheese birthday party pizza. It's that bad. The scary thing is that in certain areas of the country Papa Johns is considered the only option besides a slice at the gas station.
The worst pizza I've ever had in my life was from a gas station outside Honesdale PA. Imagine the ingredients of a Lunchables pizza, but full size.
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https://www.forbes.com/sites/noahkirsch/2018/07/11/papa-johns-founder-john-schnatter-allegedly-used-n-word-on-conference-call/#31700104cfc4
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https://www.forbes.com/sites/noahkirsch/2018/07/11/papa-johns-founder-john-schnatter-allegedly-used-n-word-on-conference-call/#31700104cfc4
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhocking.
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AP: BREAKING: Papa John's says founder John Schnatter has resigned as chairman of the board.
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AP: BREAKING: Papa John's says founder John Schnatter has resigned as chairman of the board.
PAPA SLAMMED!!
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BREAKING: University of Louisville says it has decided to take Papa John’s off its stadium name and take Papa John’s founder John Schnatter’s name off the business school.
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https://twitter.com/dominos/status/1272921941788307456?s=21
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https://twitter.com/dominos/status/1272921941788307456?s=21
People still eat at Subway after Jared fucked a bunch of kids.....the dominos tweet is harmless.
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McEnany, Wilson, and Domino's... INTO THE SUN
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All things considered...i may order some shitty Dominos this weekend. SHOW SOME SOLIDARITY!!
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Did you see what they were originally replying to?
https://twitter.com/kayleighmcenany/status/266723264548728832
Of all the things that Trump has done, this is by far the most heinous. A New Yorker employing someone who says this? GTFO.
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Did you see what they were originally replying to?
https://twitter.com/kayleighmcenany/status/266723264548728832
Of all the things that Trump has done, this is by far the most heinous. A New Yorker employing someone who says this? GTFO.
she should've been executed for that.
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Did you see what they were originally replying to?
https://twitter.com/kayleighmcenany/status/266723264548728832
Of all the things that Trump has done, this is by far the most heinous. A New Yorker employing someone who says this? GTFO.
That’s the biggest affront to society and decency that I have seen in this matter.
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https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1368983057479393284?s=20
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https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1368983057479393284?s=20
I'm confused. Is he saying that he was shocked and horrified by the way he was treated and he's spent 20 months trying to not say "person of color" any more?
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I'm confused. Is he saying that he was shocked and horrified by the way he was treated and he's spent 20 months trying to not say "person of color" any more?
I'm guessing he meant to say he's spent the last 20 months trying to prove that person of color isn't part of his vocabulary but he misworded it as horribly as he possibly could and that's probably the end of Papa John.
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In this case I'm assuming the worst possible meaning from this wording.
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https://twitter.com/jhardee_19/status/1405963099576881158?s=21
LFGGGG lmao
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https://twitter.com/jhardee_19/status/1405963099576881158?s=21
LFGGGG lmao
I expect Papadeals for the troops.
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https://twitter.com/deadpananne/status/1470143371943550989?s=21
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https://twitter.com/deadpananne/status/1470143371943550989?s=21
Is that excrement actual papa John's pizza?
What the freak kind of person with money eats that excrement?
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NGL I might make my BIL do that shot with me at Christmas.
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Is that excrement actual papa John's pizza?
What the freak kind of person with money eats that excrement?
What the freak kind of person eats the 'pizza' of a germanic racist hailing from Indiana?
Like they say, when in Rome... https://www.lucalibrooklyn.com/brooklyn-menu/
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What the freak kind of person eats the 'pizza' of a germanic racist hailing from Indiana?
Like they say, when in Rome... https://www.lucalibrooklyn.com/brooklyn-menu/
That pizza looks incredible.
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https://twitter.com/slvppy/status/1470205342411722760?s=21
Off topic
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That pizza looks incredible.
It's good but nothing to wait in line for 3 hours for
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It's good but nothing to wait in line for 3 hours for
The original (salient) point being "what the freak kind of person eats the 'pizza' of a germanic racist hailing from Indiana?"
And 'when in Rome' to suggest the slew of options in and around NYC.
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The original (salient) point being "what the freak kind of person eats the 'pizza' of a germanic racist hailing from Indiana?"
And 'when in Rome' to suggest the slew of options in and around NYC.
David Chang made the guy from Lucali eat Domino's at his restaurant
https://www.eater.com/2018/2/23/17025722/ugly-delicious-pizza-recap-season-1-episode-1
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https://twitter.com/leecamp/status/1493938748672913418?s=21
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https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1504130142188281863?s=21
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Shlt dough, shlt pizza, Papa John’s ….
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Papa John's is the best of the shitty chain joints.
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Papa John's is the best of the shitty chain joints.
racist
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Papa John's is the best of the shitty chain joints.
Up here...it's Dominos
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Up here...it's Dominos
We can all agree Pizza Hut is the worst.
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We can all agree Pizza Hut is the worst.
yes..i blacklisted that dump recently
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We can all agree Pizza Hut is the worst.
I firmly believed Pizza Hut was better than Domino's back in the day, now they just seem equally bad to me.
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Attn. Badger:
Badger, Johnny's (in Mt. Vernon) has changed and not for the better. The patriarch passed away and his wife (who made 'the sauce') tragically died in an accident with her son and took heir sensational sauce to the grave with her. Went there today and it's not the same and certainly no longer worth the trip from Queens. Too bad; in its day it was 'up there.'
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From Queens? I-678 to the Hutch to Johnny's Pizza, 30. W. Lincoln Ave., Mt. Vernon. I know, I know, everyone knows some 'greatest' joint but this place is the real deal (old-time yankee paraphernalia galore on the walls). Kill a rainy early Saturday afternoon...grab a few pies to go. as well....this place (in the words of John Stewart) make Chicago deep dish look like a tomato swimming pool for rats..
https://johnnys1942.com/
solid menu
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Added it to my list.
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Added it to my list.
Attn. Badger:
Badger, Johnny's (in Mt. Vernon) has changed and not for the better. The patriarch passed away and his wife (who made 'the sauce') tragically died in an accident with her son and took their sensational sauce recipe to the grave with her. Went there today and it's not the same (roster-wise) and certainly no longer worth the trip from Queens. Too bad; I wish you could've tried it - in its day great ah beetz
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Attn. Badger:
Badger, Johnny's (in Mt. Vernon) has changed and not for the better. The patriarch passed away and his wife (who made 'the sauce') tragically died in an accident with her son and took their sensational sauce recipe to the grave with her. Went there today and it's not the same (roster-wise) and certainly no longer worth the trip from Queens. Too bad; I wish you could've tried it - in its day great ah beetz
That's an unexpectedly dramatic turn of events.
We lost another local pizza patriarch here, the namesake of Carlo's in Middle Village.
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https://twitter.com/jackposobiec/status/1663646596918018054?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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What do these assholes think "woke" means?
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What do these assholes think "woke" means?
Anything short of dragging minorities behind your pickup
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https://twitter.com/familyprojecttx/status/1666884627384918017?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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