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Title: 2022-23 NBA Season
Post by: Badger on October 19, 2022, 11:36:14 AM
Smart flop + Harden airball

https://twitter.com/StephNoh/status/1582535572542758913?s=20&t=TaXBDt4oCnBkqTY90NxQhA
Title: Re: 2022-23 NBA Season
Post by: delavan on January 21, 2023, 04:14:44 AM
Commotion at the Crypt last night

https://twitter.com/MirjamSwanson/status/1616650653216165889

Title: Re: 2022-23 NBA Season
Post by: Derek Smalls on February 06, 2023, 03:21:13 PM
This is definitely a Ja Morant subtweet, right?
https://twitter.com/iamSauceGardner/status/1622706600954789893
Title: Re: 2022-23 NBA Season
Post by: Heismanberg on February 06, 2023, 03:26:49 PM
This is definitely a Ja Morant subtweet, right?
https://twitter.com/iamSauceGardner/status/1622706600954789893

Has to be. 

One of my closest friends is the head football coach at Hillcrest (where Ray Allen played with Ja's dad and where Ja grew up).  Ja somehow ended up at Crestwood, likely through AAU.  He probably wasn't tall enough to play varsity at Hillcrest. 

That area is not the "trenches", not even close. 

Title: Re: 2022-23 NBA Season
Post by: delavan on February 06, 2023, 05:02:52 PM
haha ja

https://twitter.com/JaMorant/status/1538482090798460929

https://twitter.com/BlazeMovingLLC/status/1538483301693984771

Title: Re: 2022-23 NBA Season
Post by: d sw0rdz on February 06, 2023, 07:09:36 PM
they've been annoying try hard posers for a while, ever since they got all sore at a multi-title winning vet for not wanting to play with their immature asses

they also called the extra play-in team during the bubble bogus while they were in the top 8, then they became the extra play in team and they lost

that one loser on their team compared himself to kobe bryant

those tacky dances they do to try to look cool / fun are so fvckin corny

also desmond bane is literally shaped like the pokemon machoke for no fvckin reason
Title: Re: 2022-23 NBA Season
Post by: Badger on February 06, 2023, 07:11:06 PM
I hate Bane because he shoots like 60% from 3 vs the Nets.
Title: Re: 2022-23 NBA Season
Post by: delavan on February 06, 2023, 09:56:22 PM
124
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Title: Re: 2022-23 NBA Season
Post by: Heismanberg on February 07, 2023, 08:21:03 AM
also desmond bane is literally shaped like the pokemon machoke for no fvckin reason

hahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: 2022-23 NBA Season
Post by: delavan on March 05, 2023, 05:41:01 AM
Ja Moron

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/colorado/news/ja-morant-issues-statement-nba-investigates-him-brandishing-firearm-colorado-strip-club/
Title: Re: 2022-23 NBA Season
Post by: delavan on April 24, 2023, 08:33:20 AM
Bad week for Kawai Leonard. 

Out with a knee injury with his Clippers on the brink of elimination.
Sister sentenced to life without parole for the robbery and murder of an 84 year old woman.

https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/10073410-kawhi-leonards-sister-kimesha-williams-gets-life-sentence-in-2019-murder-case.amp.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMjXzWWK0YE
Kawhi Leonard's sister given life without parole for killing elderly woman at Pechanga Casino

Title: Re: 2022-23 NBA Season
Post by: Johnny English on April 24, 2023, 08:39:07 AM
Happened a month after he announced he wasn't returning to Toronto and instead signed with the Clippers, therefore it seems like inescapable logic that this is hit fault for not staying with the Raps.
Title: Re: 2022-23 NBA Season
Post by: Gorilla on April 24, 2023, 12:34:24 PM
Bad week for Kawai Leonard. 

Out with a knee injury with his Clippers on the brink of elimination.
Sister sentenced to life without parole for the robbery and murder of an 84 year old woman.

https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/10073410-kawhi-leonards-sister-kimesha-williams-gets-life-sentence-in-2019-murder-case.amp.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMjXzWWK0YE
Kawhi Leonard's sister given life without parole for killing elderly woman at Pechanga Casino

She looks like a slightly-less-hairy, bigger-dicked version of Kawhi.

Her pal is central casting background character for Orange is the New Black.
Title: Re: 2022-23 NBA Season
Post by: delavan on April 24, 2023, 07:11:36 PM
She looks like a slightly-less-hairy, bigger-dicked version of Kawhi.

Her pal is central casting background character for Orange is the New Black.
hahaha

Imagine waking up to either one of those two?

edit: imagine falling asleep with one of those two?

Title: Re: 2022-23 NBA Season
Post by: Johnny English on April 24, 2023, 07:19:44 PM
hahaha

Imagine waking up to either one of those two?

edit: imagine falling asleep with one of those two?



I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I've woken up with a few.
Title: Re: 2022-23 NBA Season
Post by: MBGreen on May 14, 2023, 12:22:31 PM
https://twitter.com/MarcJSpears/status/1657771269256011777?s=20
Title: Re: 2022-23 NBA Season
Post by: Heismanberg on May 16, 2023, 07:36:52 PM
Go Spurs Go
Title: Re: 2022-23 NBA Season
Post by: Derek Smalls on May 20, 2023, 03:00:02 PM
lolCeltics
Title: Re: 2022-23 NBA Season
Post by: d sw0rdz on May 21, 2023, 10:49:30 PM
lolCeltics

knicks threw up a pitiful series against the heat yet somehow we're the team that gave them the most difficulty in the playoffs so far

imagine how far we could get without julius randle's toxicity and ineptitude
Title: Re: 2022-23 NBA Season
Post by: Badger on June 12, 2023, 10:01:47 PM
Go Nuggets Go