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Collegiate Football => The NFL Draft => Topic started by: bojanglesman on April 21, 2020, 09:26:10 AM
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Still trying to decide. Wings are my fallback. Local place in the neighborhood has 4 flavors: Buffalo, Honey Bourbon, Carolina Gold (mustard), and Old Bay.
I'm an idiot and fell off a ladder yesterday and my neck made sweet love to some bricks, so I probably won't be able to drink because of pain meds. Percocet might be my beer. I'm lucky though, could have been much worse.
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Going in a different direction this year
Ordering chinese takeout
-chicken balls
-breaded shrimp
-chicken fried rice
-deep fried wontons
-chow mein
wash it all down with a plate of nachos and booze.
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Going in a different direction this year
Ordering chinese takeout
-chicken balls
-breaded shrimp
-chicken fried rice
-deep fried wontons
-chow mein
wash it all down with a plate of nachos and booze.
Get after it.
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Get after it.
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I'll see you on the other side, homie.
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The taco place that I would normally hit up is closed until this is all over.
I am searching for a replacement.
TACOS AND BEERS for the draft as long as we're in Texas
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The taco place that I would normally hit up is closed until this is all over.
I am searching for a replacement.
TACOS AND BEERS for the draft as long as we're in Texas
Food there is glorious.
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I will be going with curry dusted fried wings with mango chutney and pizza
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My beloved local pub has just started doing takeout so I will be ordering wings from them. I normally don't care that much about watching the draft but this year in the absence of any real sport I'm actually going to commit to it.
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Going in a different direction this year
Ordering chinese takeout
-chicken balls
-breaded shrimp
-chicken fried rice
-deep fried wontons
-chow mein
wash it all down with a plate of nachos and booze.
This list begs the obvious question, do chickens have balls?
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Whatever leftovers I bring to work on Thursday night. Thankfully the draft is on ABC and at least I’ll get to (mostly) watch it.
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Still trying to decide. Wings are my fallback. Local place in the neighborhood has 4 flavors: Buffalo, Honey Bourbon, Carolina Gold (mustard), and Old Bay.
I'm an idiot and fell off a ladder yesterday and my neck made sweet love to some bricks, so I probably won't be able to drink because of pain meds. Percocet might be my beer. I'm lucky though, could have been much worse.
Damn, glad you're (relatively) okay.
I don't do any special food for the draft. I only care about the Jets pick, so it's not the big event to me it is to others. It will be really nice to see something sports-related though.
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Dominos
There is something about it when I'm drunk that I just crave it
Buffalo specialty chicken
Stuffed cheesey bread
Parmesan garlic pizza with feta and salami
Buffalo kicker sauce on the side
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Dominos
There is something about it when I'm drunk that I just crave it
Buffalo specialty chicken
Stuffed cheesey bread
Parmesan garlic pizza with feta and salami
Buffalo kicker sauce on the side
I live across the street from a Domino's. This would have been a major problem for college-era me. Now if I want cheap pizza, I just try to keep some Freschetta brick oven pies in the freezer, especially now during lockdown.
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Still trying to decide. Wings are my fallback. Local place in the neighborhood has 4 flavors: Buffalo, Honey Bourbon, Carolina Gold (mustard), and Old Bay.
I'm an idiot and fell off a ladder yesterday and my neck made sweet love to some bricks, so I probably won't be able to drink because of pain meds. Percocet might be my beer. I'm lucky though, could have been much worse.
Did you sprain your neck?
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Did you sprain your neck?
I think I had a stinger and a just an ugly brick outline goose egg on my neck. A little higher and I could have injured the empty melon on my neck. Thankfully my penis is still unscathed and disappointing.
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I think I had a stinger and a just an ugly brick outline goose egg on my neck. A little higher and I could have injured the empty melon on my neck. Thankfully my penis is still unscathed and disappointing.
Glad to hear all things considered it wasn’t that serious.
Get well soon
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Glad to hear all things considered it wasn’t that serious.
Get well soon
Thanks.
Back to food. Pretty sure I'm gonna eat my body weight in wings.
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I think I had a stinger and a just an ugly brick outline goose egg on my neck. A little higher and I could have injured the empty melon on my neck. Thankfully my penis is still unscathed and disappointing.
You're lucky man! I will save the fastballs down the middle for someone else. It's amazing the crazy excrement that can happen....
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You're lucky man! I will save the fastballs down the middle for someone else. It's amazing the crazy excrement that can happen....
Yeah. I was by myself too. Scary. I'm such a dumbass.
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Yeah. I was by myself too. Scary. I'm such a dumbass.
Talked to a client of mine yesterday that was alone at a rental condo in Mexico...missed a step walking down into the backyard and snapped his fibula in half.
Told me he laid there overnight until a neighbor heard him.
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Talked to a client of mine yesterday that was alone at a rental condo in Mexico...missed a step walking down into the backyard and snapped his fibula in half.
Told me he laid there overnight until a neighbor heard him.
Ugh. That was my first thought. I had my phone in my back pocket, but no one would have seen me otherwise.
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Glad you didn't seriously hurt yourself, Bo. Your draft party food almost because cream of wheat.
You might need one of those special needs helmets to wear the next time you decide to do some yardwork....Puck might be able to hook you up with a discount.
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Glad you didn't seriously hurt yourself, Bo. Your draft party food almost because cream of wheat.
You might need one of those special needs helmets to wear the next time you decide to do some yardwork.
Probably need that helmet for life in general.
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$74 worth of dominos ordered.
Tums and toilet paper ready
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$74 worth of dominos ordered.
Tums and toilet paper ready
Are you storing some of it for next winter?
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Are you storing some of it for next winter?
It has to last all of draft weekend....
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Domino's doesn't have the $5-$5-$5 deal anymore?
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making some fat homemade burgers, maybe some fries, chuggin vitamin water is my plan tonight
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Looks like Korean tacos and industrial quantities of beer.
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Are you storing some of it for next winter?
4 people
4 med pizzas
2 cheesy bread
2 chicken kickers
4 buffalo sauces
4 ranches sauces
2 liters of coal
$10 for tip/delivery fee
Might as well have leftovers for another meal given covid
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2 liters of coal
This is for when we draft Kinlaw at 11 and you feel the need to chow down on misery and unpleasantness, presumably?
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Domino's doesn't have the $5-$5-$5 deal anymore?
Pizza Hut does...and they’re a primary sponsor for the NFL
Checks all the boxes
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My wing plans are in jeopardy. Normal place closed today. excrement. Too lazy to go anywhere else. Prolly pizza.
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This is for when we draft Kinlaw at 11 and you feel the need to chow down on misery and unpleasantness, presumably?
Close it's for inducing vomiting after all the drinking I will do when this happens
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Quesadillas, modest charcuterie spread, and beer
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Wing backup plan achieved.
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I may be pivoting to wings from the Korean tacos plan. I have everything I need for the tacos and they just require assembly, but my local pub is doing takeout and wings are more correct for draft night. Tacos may delay until tomorrow night.
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This thread did me in, I gotta get some wings now.
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I may be pivoting to wings from the Korean tacos plan. I have everything I need for the tacos and they just require assembly, but my local pub is doing takeout and wings are more correct for draft night. Tacos may delay until tomorrow night.
Sac up and wear the white slacks while eating wings.
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I have no place to get wings, so I thinkj I am going to get pizza. I had an hour and a half group presentation for school today. it was supposed to be 5 people but 2 students dropped the course. Me and another person were up 48 hours straight working on this freaking thing......I am going to celebrate!
Pizza and blondies tonight!
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I have no place to get wings, so I thinkj I am going to get pizza. I had an hour and a half group presentation for school today. it was supposed to be 5 people but 2 students dropped the course. Me and another person were up 48 hours straight working on this freaking thing......I am going to celebrate!
Pizza and blondies tonight!
well earned Puck. enjoy
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Sac up and wear the white slacks while eating wings.
Bruh, the chances of me fitting into those tight white jeans has long since passed. Since the last time I wore them I've spent 18 months lifting followed by 6 months of sitting on my derriere drinking beer and eating excrement. I doubt I could get them past my thighs now.
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well earned Puck. enjoy
Thank you!
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Bruh, the chances of me fitting into those tight white jeans has long since passed. Since the last time I wore them I've spent 18 months lifting followed by 6 months of sitting on my derriere drinking beer and eating excrement. I doubt I could get them past my thighs now.
i'm obviously not in the know but this post may explain why you are no longer the JE that wears/defends wearing white jeans to people on the internet, and why you're the JE that now freely admits to wearing crocs, one of the darker days of my life in recent times. i want to remember you as the former JE, the first internet JE i knew of
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*Buzzkill alert*
Meal prepped teriyaki chicken, sweet potato mash, broccoli w/ sauerkraut.
/buzzkill
And Jack Daniels. In case they draft a DT/DE.
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*Buzzkill alert*
Meal prepped teriyaki chicken, sweet potato mash, broccoli w/ sauerkraut.
/buzzkill
And Jack Daniels. In case they draft a DT/DE.
Wings, 1 percocet and water for me. If they draft a DT in round 1 = 1 bottle of percocet and see you in hell motherfuckers.
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i'm obviously not in the know but this post may explain why you are no longer the JE that wears/defends wearing white jeans to people on the internet, and why you're the JE that now freely admits to wearing crocs, one of the darker days of my life in recent times. i want to remember you as the former JE, the first internet JE i knew of
I will always defend wearing those jeans, I looked freaking good in them. They just don't fit any more because I bought them when I was going through a phase of long distance running and now I'm going through a phase of being a fat bastard. Like all things this too shall pass, but I promise I will never give in to being one of those lazy middle aged fuckers who considers cargo shorts, a brewery T-shirt and knackered Reeboks to be acceptable for anything other than yardwork.
Leave the Crocs out of it though. They're my one indulgence and they're staying. Mrs English is starting to insist that I at least replace them with a pair that aren't orange.
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I will always defend wearing those jeans, I looked freaking good in them. They just don't fit any more because I bought them when I was going through a phase of long distance running and now I'm going through a phase of being a fat bastard. Like all things this too shall pass, but I promise I will never give in to being one of those lazy middle aged fuckers who considers cargo shorts, a brewery T-shirt and knackered Reeboks to be acceptable for anything other than yardwork.
Leave the Crocs out of it though. They're my one indulgence and they're staying. Mrs English is starting to insist that I at least replace them with a pair that aren't orange.
RE:Crocs
For us to not bother you, you're going to have to wear them to the next tailgate so we can get all the busting of your balls out of our system.
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I will always defend wearing those jeans, I looked freaking good in them. They just don't fit any more because I bought them when I was going through a phase of long distance running and now I'm going through a phase of being a fat bastard. Like all things this too shall pass, but I promise I will never give in to being one of those lazy middle aged fuckers who considers cargo shorts, a brewery T-shirt and knackered Reeboks to be acceptable for anything other than yardwork.
Leave the Crocs out of it though. They're my one indulgence and they're staying. Mrs English is starting to insist that I at least replace them with a pair that aren't orange.
I'm sure they make white jeans in size 38/24
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RE:Crocs
For us to not bother you, you're going to have to wear them to the next tailgate so we can get all the busting of your balls out of our system.
No sir. They don't leave the house.
I'm sure they make white jeans in size 38/24
OK, I LOLed at that.
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Mowed down a good amount of Chinese food.
Farts are at yellow alert.
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Dear My poopchute,
I apologize in advance for the burning trash heap I'm sending your way. Please accept this cool glass of water as an apology.
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My favorite wings place closed a few months ago (pre-pandemic).
I got some Korean BBQ ribs, some chicken lo mein and some dumplings.
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Picked up a pizza and wings. Was gonna go crazy but figured let’s keep it traditional
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Fried pickles FTW
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I got some Korean BBQ ribs, some chicken lo mein and some dumplings.
Ordered the exact same thing because the taco truck was closed.
Mekhi "Korean BBQ" Becton
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Fried pickles FTW
Awful, awful things.
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Awful, awful things.
With that horseradish sauce.... muaah
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Awful, awful things.
Haven't told you this in a while, but
freak OFF, MATE
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Awful, awful things.
What is wrong with you?!
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What is wrong with you?!
Pickles aren't great to start with, but then breading and frying them so you've got a nice crunchy shell filled with hot slimy pickle? GTFO.
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My wife made rice and beans with chicken. I haven't even been eating seconds the past few months since we started that keto diet but I had 3 full plates. I'm way past full, but it was so damn good.
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Pickles aren't great to start with, but then breading and frying them so you've got a nice crunchy shell filled with hot slimy pickle? GTFO.
You are wrong
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My wife made rice and beans with chicken. I haven't even been eating seconds the past few months since we started that keto diet but I had 3 full plates. I'm way past full, but it was so damn good.
Swear to god I got stoned off a plate of pasta when I came off keto last summer
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rice and beans .... keto diet
You're doing it wrong
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Swear to god I got stoned off a plate of pasta when I came off keto last summer
Man, I can't even tell you how I destroyed a bowl of spaghetti the first day I stopped actively supporting my wife's keto dreams.
You're doing it wrong
I stopped being keto a couple of months back. But ever since the quarantine started, my wife has been like "lockdown don't do keto."
I just don't have the appetite I used to. I only eat twice a day; salad for a late lunch and then dinner, but I almost never go for seconds. It's pretty effective. I haven't put back on any weight yet.
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I ate a whole pizza. I feel terrible.
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I ate a whole pizza. I feel terrible.
The Spirit of Mekhi is in all of us tonight
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Awful, awful things.
Hey we agree on something other than Kreider gets tripped a lot.
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Keto diet is whack unless youre trying to lose weight short term
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I destroyed my washroom this morning. I probably should've gone to excrement in my backyard.
#ChineseFoodSZN
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Today is o-ring payback day.
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Keto diet is whack unless youre trying to lose weight short term
What else would a diet be good for?
Yes, we were trying to shed weight quickly. I dropped from 215 to 185, which I hadn't weighed since high school, between Labor Day and Christmas.
Now I fast 16 hours each day, eat a salad for lunch, and eat like I'm not starving for dinner. Allows me to make up a ton of calories in alcohol on the weekend.
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I ate the rest of the Chinese food for lunch...see you jabronis on the other side.
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Was hungover through lunchtime today.
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Was hungover through lunchtime today.
Me too lol
Ready to do it all over again
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Day 2 drinking starts.........now
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Making chicken caesar wraps tonight
Can’t do another night of greasy goodness
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Korean tacos happen tonight.
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Reverse seared filet mignon with gorgonzola cream sauce over creamy polenta
It's the pizza's birthday so I have to get semi-fancy for draft day.
But in the meantime I'm sipping JD, eating sweet maui onion chips, and prepping for the draft to start.
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Reverse seared filet mignon with gorgonzola cream sauce over creamy polenta
It's the pizza's birthday so I have to get semi-fancy for draft day.
But in the meantime I'm sipping JD, eating sweet maui onion chips, and prepping for the draft to start.
See, there are times I wish I could be really fit and ripped and then you post stuff like this and I think "ah freak it, not worth it". Don't you ever just go "Cheetos, a six pack and a family sized pepperoni is my night"?
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Korean tacos happen tonight.
So pickled cabbage good, pickled cucumber bad. You, sir, are a contradiction.
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Day 2 drinking starts.........now
Why so late? We're on quarantine time baby!!!!
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Reverse seared filet mignon with gorgonzola cream sauce over creamy polenta
You didn't have to go and flex on us like that klax
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See, there are times I wish I could be really fit and ripped and then you post stuff like this and I think "ah freak it, not worth it". Don't you ever just go "Cheetos, a six pack and a family sized pepperoni is my night"?
Absolutely, especially when I get drunk. My food consumption can get pretty damn wild. I usually do 20K calories on SB Sunday. This weekend is a free-for-all since I'll probably be drinking with my wife for her birthday/the draft.
I had a 6-pack of Stella last night after I finished my first 4 drinks of JD on the rocks.
I'll likely go completely off the rails later tonight. We have birthday cupcakes just delivered to our house, a loads of junk food that we bought just for her birthday.
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You didn't have to go and flex on us like that klax
If it wasn't my wife's b-day, I'd be having beer, wings, and pizza like the rest of you.
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So pickled cabbage good, pickled cucumber bad. You, sir, are a contradiction.
I don't love pickles but they're OK. Battered and fried they're awful.
Fried kimchi would also be terrible. Probably more so.
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Absolutely, especially when I get drunk. My food consumption can get pretty damn wild. I usually do 20K calories on SB Sunday. This weekend is a free-for-all since I'll probably be drinking with my wife for her birthday/the draft.
I had a 6-pack of Stella last night after I finished my first 4 drinks of JD on the rocks.
I'll likely go completely off the rails later tonight. We have birthday cupcakes just delivered to our house, a loads of junk food that we bought just for her birthday.
Well all right then. I can go with this. Still not going to get up and go lift excrement though.
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Just cracked open a Stimulus Package from Hackensack Brewing
11.1% Stout
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I don't love pickles but they're OK. Battered and fried they're awful.
Fried kimchi would also be terrible. Probably more so.
Frickles are good.
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Frickles are good.
Seconded
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Just cracked open a Stimulus Package from Hackensack Brewing
11.1% Stout
If you're able to drink that from now until the end of the third round then you're a better drinker than me. And I'm pretty good for a little fat lad.
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Breakfast for dinner tonight.
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If you're able to drink that from now until the end of the third round then you're a better drinker than me. And I'm pretty good for a little fat lad.
I can drink a lot because I have some friends that are borderline alcoholics so my tolerance is boosted through osmosis. That being said I’ll prob feel a nice buzz after a pint of this. After that I’ll likely switch to scotch.
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I'm pretty drunk, but my wife made pan-friend gnocchi with a heavy cream, sun-dried tomato and garlic sauce.
As I post this, I'm having my 3rd plate (like last night). No regrets.
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I'm pretty drunk, but my wife made pan-friend gnocchi with a heavy cream, sun-dried tomato and garlic sauce.
As I post this, I'm having my 3rd plate (like last night). No regrets.
That sounds absolutely amazing
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Might keep it simple today...chips n dip.
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Taco truck is open for bidness
Bacon, egg, and cheese
Chorizo and egg
1/2 pound of fajita for lunch later
LETS GOOOOO
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Taco truck is open for bidness
Bacon, egg, and cheese
Chorizo and egg
1/2 pound of fajita for lunch later
LETS GOOOOO
Damn that sounds delicious
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I'm pretty drunk, but my wife made pan-friend gnocchi with a heavy cream, sun-dried tomato and garlic sauce.
As I post this, I'm having my 3rd plate (like last night). No regrets.
That sounds freaking incredible.
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I ate a bagel
IM READY LETS GO
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I had an English muffin for JE
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I ate a bagel
IM READY LETS GO
Me too. Great minds.... Pretty clear sign we are drafting a minimum of 8 gords today.
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I am grilling steak and baking a baguette and frying onions for a sandwich.
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Settling an argument here. You were sent to the grocery store by your loving wife (or gay lover for Puck) with a list and on that list was "fajita shells". Assuming you tried to text said wife/homosexual twink and got no response, would you buy?
A) Taco shells
B) Soft tortillas
Both is not an answer. You have to pick one because I'm stupid and didn't get one of each.
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Settling an argument here. You were sent to the grocery store by your loving wife (or gay lover for Puck) with a list and on that list was "fajita shells". Assuming you tried to text said wife and got no response, would you buy?
A) Taco shells
B) Soft tortillas
Both is not an answer. You have to pick one because I'm stupid and didn't get one of each.
Soft Flour Tortillas
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Settling an argument here. You were sent to the grocery store by your loving wife (or gay lover for Puck) with a list and on that list was "fajita shells". Assuming you tried to text said wife/homosexual twink and got no response, would you buy?
A) Taco shells
B) Soft tortillas
Both is not an answer. You have to pick one because I'm stupid and didn't get one of each.
Tortillas, a way more versatile purchase
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Tortillas, a way more versatile purchase
Frame the purchase in the context of getting exactly what the wife wanted (as if she was making a specific recipe that required one or the other).
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Settling an argument here. You were sent to the grocery store by your loving wife (or gay lover for Puck) with a list and on that list was "fajita shells". Assuming you tried to text said wife/homosexual twink and got no response, would you buy?
A) Taco shells
B) Soft tortillas
Both is not an answer. You have to pick one because I'm stupid and didn't get one of each.
Obviously the answer is tortillas because you can make both tacos and fajitas with them. Also, hard shells are derriere.
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I was thrown by the word "shells". I bought taco shells. Since when have shells been soft? I was shopping based on getting the right thing, not hedging on versatility. I demand a full pardon based on shitty wording.
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You can turn torillas into crispy shells if you try hard enough
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I was thrown by the word "shells". I bought taco shells. Since when have shells been soft? I was shopping based on getting the right thing, not hedging on versatility. I demand a full pardon based on shitty wording.
If someone asked me for shells, I would've purchased hard tacos too...
That's tricky
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I’ve never had a fajita in a hard shell. Your wife probably could have used better wording
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I’ve never had a fajita in a hard shell. Your wife probably could have used better wording
Yeah. In my defense, I tried to text, got no response until I was on the way home. Looks like tacos tonight. That's not punishment.
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Should have bought softshell crab and denied any wrongdoing
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Making a Bartch smoothie
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To me "shells" are hard. Even if soft tacos are better.
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I made a steak sandwich and it was about 50% bigger than I really wanted but I channeled my inner Badger and plowed through, and now I can't decide whether I need to excrement or puke but something is going to have to give soon.
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Making a Bartch smoothie
delete this cousin
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I made a steak sandwich and it was about 50% bigger than I really wanted but I channeled my inner Badger and plowed through, and now I can't decide whether I need to excrement or puke but something is going to have to give soon.
Why not both? Complete the brown rainbow!
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I made a steak sandwich and it was about 50% bigger than I really wanted but I channeled my inner Badger and plowed through, and now I can't decide whether I need to excrement or puke but something is going to have to give soon.
I always try the excrement first and hope it all works out.
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I just utterly failed at making johnny cakes. freak New England and freak it’s traditional recipes.