Jet Offensive
New York Jets Football => Game Day Threads => Topic started by: Heismanberg on November 21, 2021, 09:37:51 AM
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FLACCO SZN
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Tard szn.
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Tard szn.
You might have to unleash the Old Bay on your lunch today
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I get to watch this crap before going to a wake. Great day.
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I have a bunch of excrement to do around the house and the weather's nice. I need the Jets to either win or hurry up and get blown out so I don't have to waste 3 hrs of my day on a loss.
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https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/1462479618011717634
I have never heard of this person.
Quincy starting, too.
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I put aside BotW to watch this so hopefully I don't regret my judgement here
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Gesicki already auditioning for Joe Douglas
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Breaking: defense still bad
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Looking good boys.
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loldefense
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Really glad I relegated the Jets to my second screen today.
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Well, let's see if the offense looks better, we already knew this defense was diarrhea.
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Hate to say it...but a healthy Carl Lawson wouldn't have moved the needle that much this season. This D stinks from top to bottom.
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Jets win 51-45
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Hopefully Flacco can give the Dolphins a Covid outbreak.
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Oh good, another 4th-and-short punt from midfield in a lost season.
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Mann 2x team MVP. Let's gooooooo (freaking kill me)!
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I'm in full tank mode.
Get me one of those edge rushers in the top 3
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Quincy Williams might not be any good, I don't know, but he makes fun plays.
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Holy excrement...a turnover
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Holy excrement...a turnover
Holy excrement, Ashtyn Davis.
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Davis did something good. Cut him now, he will never top this moment.
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We did a defense!
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A defensive back Int!
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I'm in full tank mode.
Get me one of those edge rushers in the top 3
There are no helpful Ls this year
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Meme guard is in.
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Saleh makes some awful punt/go-for-it decisions, but at least he is aggressive (usually) around the goal line.
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Holy excrement, Ashtyn Davis.
#Whiteboysummer
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Go for 2 (assuming def penalty)
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Jets win 51-45
It's on!
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Go for 2 (assuming def penalty)
Punt the extra point.
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So that's what points off a turnover feels like...the legends were true
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The New York Carters are on the board.
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Man, Miami sucks worse than I thought on offense.
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Man, Miami sucks worse than I thought on offense.
Imagine passing on Herbert for Tua
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Miami's offensive line is the worst in the NFL. And Tua isn't good. Bad combination.
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Carter 200 yards today cmon
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Carter 200 yards today cmon
Minimum.
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How has Tard looked so far? I haven't looked. I assume OK since I haven't heard his name.
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How has Tard looked so far? I haven't looked.
Flacco is still breathing...
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https://twitter.com/RichCimini/status/1462492102227546118?t=INAktZvo46SLUsAZmF_K0g&s=19
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https://twitter.com/RichCimini/status/1462492102227546118?t=INAktZvo46SLUsAZmF_K0g&s=19
Pack your bags, GVR
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Is Feeney the jumbo lineman? Seen him a few times.
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Nice play call
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Moore looks good in space
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Is Feeney the jumbo lineman? Seen him a few times.
Jumbo Hair
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Wtf
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Well that happened.
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Moses rolled up?
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Welp
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just end the season...
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Our offense has been legitimately good for a month now.
There's some pressure on Wilson when he gets back. We've seen this offense be good. It can't go back to being godawful when Wilson returns.
(I typed this before the Flaccid fumblepick, but the point stands).
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Who is the backup tackle? McDermott?
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The New York Can't Have Anything Nices
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Flacco handling the blitz well there.
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At least it didn't happen on the other end of the field.
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Looks like a pretty good turnout there in the stands. Miami fans?
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Waddle is wasted in this offense.
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Shepherd is so bad
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It's nice to have Phillips back.
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Kyle Phillips resurrection
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We need Moses to part the injury seas
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Ashtyn Davis came to play today
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Ashtyn Davis came to play today
That statement sounds weird.
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Davis turning into a guy we could count on at one safety position next season would be a huge help. He still has a long way to go to earn that trust for me.
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Looks like a pretty good turnout there in the stands. Miami fans?
Yeah they've got an annoying NJ base
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We need Moses to part the injury seas
Maybe Becton comes back at RT next week. Or not. Whatever.
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Conor McDermott in for Moses....
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Conor McDermott in for Moses....
RIP
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RIP
Wayne Hunter vibes
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Maybe Becton comes back at RT next week. Or not. Whatever.
He’s not coming back for a few more weeks
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We do a good job hurting other teams.
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He’s not coming back for a few more weeks
Gotta get in some more soul food.
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Bawden is bawdy bawdy
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Powden
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Another guy I have literally never heard of.
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Who the freak is that?
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Blatant hold on moore
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Yeah that was flagrant.
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Ref missed that one. Oh well. Won't be the last one.
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That's got to be a flag
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No flag?
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Saleh should eat the official who missed that call.
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Ref claimed the pass was uncatchable
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Moses questionable. At least not ruled out.
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Ref claimed the pass was uncatchable
They're all uncatchable if you hold the receiver's hand during the throw.
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Saleh should eat the official who missed that call.
He's not a halal ref.
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Bullshit call, but I'll take it.
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They need a Saleh hype cam.
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Berrios. Elite.
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What is an Elijah Riley?
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Quinnen is having a great game but because he doesn’t have a sack yet, idiots will complain about him
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Flacco sneak
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We're back to receivers leading in receiving yards.
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Carter might be the only thing making this season worth watching. Fun.
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Carter and Moore are going to be lethal in the next few years. Good work, JD.
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Damnitdola
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Doink!
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I hope we draft Cameron Dicker
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Carter might be the only thing making this season worth watching. Fun.
No
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I don't think Ammmmmmendola is any better than Ficken but I still hate him much less.
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I don't think Ammmmmmendola is any better than Ficken but I still hate him much less.
Trade 2 first rounders for Justin Tucker
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Bing bong!
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poetic, that was a shitty non review anyway.
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lmaooooooooo
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Trade Flacco back for a 6th and then draft Dicker.
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How has tard looked?
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How has tard looked?
We have so many, you have to be more specific.
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Looks like Carter hyperextended his knee.
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All punts, no brakes.
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You will get no breaks today, Dolphins.
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Our run defense is suddenly a sieve again.
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So much for that vaunted defense
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Our run defense is suddenly a sieve again.
And our pass defense
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Why did Davis go for the push there instead of simply holding onto him?
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Whoever had primary responsibility for that receiver should get shitcanned.
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Good job punting again from Dolphins territory so we could pin them back.
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Carter questionable to return
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Whoever had primary responsibility for that receiver should get shitcanned.
Isaiah Dunn
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Yeah, keep blaming Davis…
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Why did Davis go for the push there instead of simply holding onto him?
The fact that he was even able to recover to get hands on him is pretty impressive
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Yeah, keep blaming Davis…
He got crap for pushing him into the end zone but that play was in no way his fault.
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The fact that he was even able to recover to get hands on him is pretty impressive
Man's fast
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He got crap for pushing him into the end zone but that play was in no way his fault.
Every beat writer blamed him initially
A bunch of fools
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“Eliminate explosive plays”
We give up multiple a game
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What the freak is going on with these timeouts?
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“Eliminate explosive plays”
We give up multiple a game
Hard to do when you're relying on rookies and practice squaders for significant playing time in the secondary.
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If there's a way to embarrass themselves, rest assured, the Jets will find it...
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Ok now I hate Ammmendola
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Why are we throwing at Xavien Howard?
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Ammendola's done
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Ammendola is freaking terrible. #NotJDsFault
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Time to upgrade the kicking spot, Joe
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Ammendola is freaking terrible. #NotJDsFault
Literally no one said kicker wasn’t on Joe Douglas
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wanted ammendola to work out but he is a cut candidate after today's game
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It should not be this hard to find a league average kicker. That might me Douglas' most inexplicable failing three seasons into the job...
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Literally no one said kicker wasn’t on Joe Douglas
I'm waiting for MB to reply
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I get that we want a young kicker but just sign a veteran at this point.
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I don't have a problem going cheap at kicker, but Ammendola is not good.
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Great job by the interior there
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Interference
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Harsh
https://twitter.com/damienwoody/status/1462513665186406404?t=9dDLDb1LzgvLPxPjACaSKg&s=19
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You’ve gotta give him room to catch it
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I don't have a problem going cheap at kicker, but Ammendola is not good.
TBH it doesn't matter until we're playing meaningful games... at which point it would be an apocalyptic freak-up
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TBH it doesn't matter until we're playing meaningful games.
True. If anything, having a crappy kicker helps us tank without affecting anything else. Sergio was great.
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MOAR MOORE
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True. If anything, having a crappy kicker helps us tank without affecting anything else. Sergio was great.
I edited in a second half, doesn't contradict the first part though
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Noice
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I am so happy we drafted Elijah Moore.
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Welcome to the show, Elijah Moore
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130 yards for Moore.
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nice. finally showing us the 'you're going to regret passing over me' talent
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This is why you can't root for a tank this year. We have pieces that need success to develop.
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Nice tackle
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Quincy Williams covering Jaylen Waddle... followed by a nice tackle
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nice. finally showing us the 'you're going to regret passing over me' talent
He has 5* touchdowns already.
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Gaskin's a slippery bitch
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That was a nice throw by Tua
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He has 6 touchdowns already.
that was a poorly worded post. i didn't really mean it as today only, more so his play over the last several weeks
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We either need a big receiving tight end (Gesicki) or a tall receiver.
We’ve got a couple young playmakers in Moore and Carter. Start putting all the pieces together.
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freaking horrible.
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https://twitter.com/ConnorJRogers/status/1462518241197232132
Elijah TD
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Such a backbreaker.
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Mosley hurt while giving up a TD. Sounds about right.
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Mosley hurt and we give up a TD. Sounds about right.
He gave up the TD. That was horrible coverage by him.
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He gave up the TD. That was horrible coverage by him.
I know he gave up the TD. Just stating that a Jets player getting injured on a play where they give up a score (and the lead) is very on brand.
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Michael Carter downgraded to out with an ankle injury.
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Mann might have just ended this game with that punt.
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Mann might have just ended this game with that punt.
Morstead Fa-life
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We are in desperate need of speed on defense.
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Ugh
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Jesus Christ Pinnock
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Does any team have more backbreaking 3rd down penalties than us?
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That was a pretty weak holding call
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Dolphins should be embarrassed for not scoring 30 against our defense.
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Jets doing exactly what I didn't want. Make me watch the whole game and still lose.
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Jets doing exactly what I didn't want. Make me watch the whole game and still lose.
Welcome to tank mode....put some Old Bay on it.
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Tank for Thibs
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Get AIDS for Aidan
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Garbage time stats....engage.
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Jets doing exactly what I didn't want. Make me watch the whole game and still lose.
The worst timeline
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Nice hat Zach
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Postgame thread is open