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New York Jets Football => ...And The Home Of The Jets => Topic started by: Badger on April 30, 2022, 11:43:44 AM
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Micheal*, it's like Dwyane
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Yay?
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LFG
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Micheal*, it's like Dwyane
Eww cut him unless he has a badass chain.
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It's actually "Micheal", like Yankee legend spelled his name Brien Taylor.
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It's actually "Micheal", like Yankee legend spelled his name Brien Taylor.
Fixed
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Deep edge class. Don't mind double-dipping. Highlights look legit. Productive in the SEC. He's old and has some arrests, but that may be why he's Day 3.
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If he can avoid driving the wrong way down the Holland Tunnel he'll be a better pick than our last late round EDGE project.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSygNXL-Rv8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSygNXL-Rv8)
Warning: Literally the worst audio quality on Clemens' end.
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He had a ridiculous pressure rate
As a third string rotational guy, that’s what you want
Hopefully the team surrounds him with support so he keeps it together
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Looks pretty good on tape. Strong and really doesn’t get overpowered even if the OT gets his hands on him and he has some quickness and open field athleticism, but he’s mostly a hustle passrusher. Good guy to have in the rotation.
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Looks pretty good on tape. Strong and really doesn’t get overpowered even if the OT gets his hands on him and he has some quickness and open field athleticism, but he’s mostly a hustle passrusher. Good guy to have in the rotation.
apparently started as a running back, and in gaining a total of 40 pounds throughout college, he transitioned to LB before finally arriving at D-end
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4th in sec in qb pressures
1st in illegal gun possessions
Can't wait to let him play next to Q
#YoungGuns
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huge pause upcoming but this guy may have the deepest voice ive ever heard
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huge pause upcoming but this guy may have the deepest voice ive ever heard
He seemed to have a difficult time with talking. But he isn't paid to talk.
Also:
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He is violent and a problem as a bull rusher
Give him Shep’s roster spot
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Big, strong, productive player from the SEC. I like it. His highlights are fun to watch, and I feel they could translate to this level. I've only seen highlights, so obviously he's going to look good, but his highlights look like things that could work in the NFL.
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Which comes first, a 7 sack season or he kills someone?
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Which comes first, a 7 sack season or he kills someone?
Yes
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Which comes first, a 7 sack season or he kills someone?
If his 7th sack results in the death of Mac Jones does that count as one or the other?
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If his 7th sack results in the death of Mac Jones does that count as one or the other?
Yes.
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If he can avoid driving the wrong way down the Holland Tunnel he'll be a better pick than our last late round EDGE project.
why does it feel like herndon did this too
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Which comes first, a 7 sack season or he kills someone?
First have him shoot the gap
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why does it feel like herndon did this too
He crashed and flipped his SUV on the NJ Turnpike.
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No license, false ID, unlicensed handgun, weed
all class no flake
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Well that last one won't be an issue.
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https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1522664946164801536
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He's gonna kill someone.
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https://twitter.com/RichCimini/status/1522662937051213826?t=uRSg7PtNmAbBNTWk-V271g&s=19
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Zeus
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Zeuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssss
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https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1522664946164801536
stone cold killer
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https://twitter.com/_dandesp/status/1522689280732184577 (https://twitter.com/_dandesp/status/1522689280732184577)
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Clemons will teach Lawson how to murder people.
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https://nypost.com/2022/05/07/micheal-clemons-bringing-charisma-nastiness-to-jets/
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https://thejetpress.com/posts/the-ny-jets-may-have-drafted-a-psychopath-in-micheal-clemons-01g2fzwm68we/amp
Might be the best headline of 2022
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Might be the best headline of 2022
I hope so. Kill Mac.
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Strong James Harrison vibes going on here.
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Strong James Harrison vibes going on here.
Good comparison. Basically Deebo from Friday.
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Clem, my friend Geno's in the hospital so I couldn't show but here's the $600 for the plane ticket....and please, keep the xtra $400.
We good Clem?
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Signed. He might be my new favorite player. He legit seems like he goes home and murders someone slowly.
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Signed. He might be my new favorite player. He legit seems like he goes home and murders someone slowly.
I picture him on draft day like Steve Buscemi in Billy Madison. Thanks Joe Douglas, hangs up the phone, then crosses "Zach Wilson" off his list of "Quarterbacks To Murder."
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I picture him on draft day like Steve Buscemi in Billy Madison. Thanks Joe Douglas, hangs up the phone, then crosses "Zach Wilson" off his list of "Quarterbacks To Murder."
This is fantastic
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I can't wait to start the "Clemons gonna kill you" chant at the tailgate game.
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Michael Clemons maintains a wonderful flower bed outside of his house.
Michael Clemons runs a miniature poodle rescue.
Michael Clemons sleeps with a stuffed unicorn.
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https://youtu.be/3OaOjiMTuzo (https://youtu.be/3OaOjiMTuzo)
Marcus Aurelius, Carl Jung, and Seneca.
I hope this dude can play, because he's fascinating.
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https://youtu.be/3OaOjiMTuzo (https://youtu.be/3OaOjiMTuzo)
Marcus Aurelius, Carl Jung, and Seneca.
I hope this dude can play, because he's fascinating.
Did he say Seneca or Senna?
Two things I took from that: it's the first time I've seen him smile, and he has the largest triceps I've ever seen.
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https://youtu.be/3OaOjiMTuzo (https://youtu.be/3OaOjiMTuzo)
Marcus Aurelius, Carl Jung, and Seneca.
I hope this dude can play, because he's fascinating.
I’m fine with him not knowing Full House. Actually, I’m happy about it.
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someone post the parking lot picture of him walking into training camp the other day
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Did he say Seneca or Senna?
Two things I took from that: it's the first time I've seen him smile, and he has the largest triceps I've ever seen.
Seneca the Younger
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Seneca the Younger
I know who Seneca was, I just didn't think that was what he said. It sounded more like Senna to me, which would be an equally good answer.
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someone post the parking lot picture of him walking into training camp the other day
https://twitter.com/jetmanjoyride/status/1551984939914170370
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https://youtu.be/3OaOjiMTuzo (https://youtu.be/3OaOjiMTuzo)
Marcus Aurelius, Carl Jung, and Seneca.
I hope this dude can play, because he's fascinating.
He should just go to QB's before games and say "Memento Mori". That'd be the stoic way to go.
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someone post the parking lot picture of him walking into training camp the other day
I can’t really make a judgement on this guy until I get dcm’s rundown on his hack squat numbers
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https://twitter.com/snyjets/status/1560331662067744772?s=10&t=Ou-pyrrwt1Ywo0L6PoBcsg
Mr. Black Air Forces
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https://twitter.com/snyjets/status/1560331662067744772?s=10&t=Ou-pyrrwt1Ywo0L6PoBcsg
Mr. Black Air Forces
I feel like the beat reporters are going to hate interviewing him.
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https://twitter.com/snyjets/status/1560331662067744772?s=10&t=Ou-pyrrwt1Ywo0L6PoBcsg
Mr. Black Air Forces
that reference from clemons is wild but you gotta love it lol. can't tell if he literally or figuratively wants the DL group to rock black AF1s but it's obvious he wants them to play with an 'it's robbing season' mentality
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https://twitter.com/Willpa11/status/1589635580824285184/photo/1
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I want him to be prolific where he earns a "lost in the sauce" like counter...but for him it would simply say "Victims"
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Victims of Micheal Clemons Foundation
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Victims of Micheal Clemons Foundation
Exactly
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Victims of Micheal Clemons Foundation
This might just be your masterpiece if he develops into more than a role player.
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Victims of Micheal Clemons Foundation
New thread title
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New thread title
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New thread title
Personally I want to see just a bit more before I pull the trigger.
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Personally I want to see just a bit more before I pull the trigger.
None of the comments we are making about Clemons require him to be a good player.
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New thread title
Why hasn't this happened yet :P
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https://twitter.com/thejetpress/status/1592259797885546496?s=46&t=EgAjwr6C1c20CxyMdW2Y3Q
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https://twitter.com/thejetpress/status/1592259797885546496?s=46&t=EgAjwr6C1c20CxyMdW2Y3Q
Clemons really is tremendous as an edge setter. He wrong arms the absolute excrement out of pullers on run plays. That's great coaching and technique.
He just seems ridiculously strong.
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Clemons really is tremendous as an edge setter. He wrong arms the absolute excrement out of pullers on run plays. That's great coaching and technique.
He just seems ridiculously strong.
It's always nice when you draft a 24-25-year old prospect, and they actually play like grown men when they enter the NFL. He plays like a grown man.
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https://twitter.com/kickoffradar/status/1596573063671414785?s=46&t=-9yry6wUWjAj_QZGXpdr9A
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https://twitter.com/kickoffradar/status/1596573063671414785?s=46&t=-9yry6wUWjAj_QZGXpdr9A
One of my greatest fears is turning a corner and seeing Derrick Henry running at me. The only greater fear is for Micheal Clemmons to just be there.
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This man was carted off the field twice and missed like 1 play.
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This man was carted off the field twice and missed like 1 play.
The cart excrement it's pants and sent him back to the sideline
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https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1601967822900531205?t=tEqTLTqERngDu-Fv88HA9w&s=19
Connor sucks, but this was good.
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Clemons inactive. They will have him just staring at Bills from the sideline.
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Illness. Poor guy must've disagreed with someone he ate.
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Clemons is about to have a talk with Berrios on the sideline.
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Just tucking this here to save for future memes.
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He might be my favorite player on the team.
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https://twitter.com/nyjets/status/1663972400801742848/photo/1
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https://twitter.com/nyjets/status/1663972400801742848/photo/1
Caption this picture
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https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1681661513163997186 (https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1681661513163997186)
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I’m sorry… is that a barbed wire bat?
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I’m sorry… is that a barbed wire bat?
Lucille
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https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1681661513163997186 (https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1681661513163997186)
Trying too hard. Bringing props is dumb, don't try and tell people what you are. Show them.
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Trying too hard. Bringing props is dumb, don't try and tell people what you are. Show them.
98% certain he's filming a promotional video for the media team.
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Trying too hard. Bringing props is dumb, don't try and tell people what you are. Show them.
The fun police strike again
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98% certain he's filming a promotional video for the media team.
I assumed the mic was a hard knocks thing
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I assumed the mic was a hard knocks thing
Yeah that and the second camera.
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The fun police strike again
The Jestapo
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The Jestapo
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Trying too hard. Bringing props is dumb, don't try and tell people what you are. Show them.
Sounds like JE, in fact, is who want the smoke.
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Sounds like JE, in fact, is who want the smoke.
Nah, I quit over a decade ago. Not interested.
If I'm supposed to interpret that some other way then I'm sorry but I don't speak street gibberish.
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Nah, I quit over a decade ago. Not interested.
If I'm supposed to interpret that some other way then I'm sorry but I don't speak street gibberish.
Wow, if you hadn't previously obliterated me on maple whisky I'd think you were no fun at all.
http://www.thejetoffensive.com/index.php/topic,5689.msg518177.html#msg518177 (http://www.thejetoffensive.com/index.php/topic,5689.msg518177.html#msg518177)
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https://x.com/nyjetsfansonly/status/1701962640426242415?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Watch his head snap back
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https://x.com/nyjetsfansonly/status/1701962640426242415?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Watch his head snap back
https://twitter.com/nyjets/status/1701422820776091742 (https://twitter.com/nyjets/status/1701422820776091742)
Just pure punishment. You'll never catch me complaining about drafting older players.
Either one of these plays would have been a career-ender for Tua.
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https://twitter.com/nyjets/status/1701422820776091742 (https://twitter.com/nyjets/status/1701422820776091742)
Just pure punishment. You'll never catch me complaining about drafting older players.
Either one of these plays would have been a career-ender for Tua.
Idk if it was the playcall or just intuition, but that was an elite stunt back inside by JJ
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I am really excited about Jermaine.
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Idk if it was the playcall or just intuition, but that was an elite stunt back inside by JJ
My feed is lit today. Great breakdown on the playcall on the JJ sack.
https://x.com/jetsandjollof/status/1702006147463659663?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/nyjetsfansonly/status/1701962640426242415?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Watch his head snap back
How does one create a GIF of this??
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How does one create a GIF of this??
I'll see if I can figure it out on my phone.
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How does one create a GIF of this??
I'll see if I can figure it out on my phone.
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nailed it
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This guy sucks.
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This guy sucks.
I'm choosing to double down on this before the defense takes the field.
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I'm choosing to double down on this before the defense takes the field.
Or before he sees this.
Solid run stopper, but that's not enough in the 2023 NFL. He can remain on the rsoter though
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Or before he sees this.
Solid run stopper, but that's not enough in the 2023 NFL. He can remain on the rsoter though
He sucks and he can have my address.
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He's a good player and he's safe, especially with Al Woods getting hurt.
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He's a good player and he's safe, especially with Al Woods getting hurt.
He's garbage and so are your opinions.
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He's a rotational guy with good meme fodder
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He's a rotational guy with good meme fodder
opcit
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He's a rotational guy with good meme fodder
Elite and Garbage are the only categories
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Elite and Garbage are the only categories
i've added "milquetoast" to this rotation
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Elite and Garbage are the only categories
This is the way
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https://x.com/sportsgridtv/status/1740734152968708444?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/sportsgridtv/status/1740734152968708444?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
He isn't good enough to support this.
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He isn't good enough to support this.
He’s one of the best rotational run defenders in the NFL
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He’s one of the best rotational run defenders in the NFL
The pretend hard man stuff got very tired, very quickly though.
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This guy provides so many off the field moments
And just about zero on it
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He’s one of the best rotational run defenders in the NFL
Once again, different conversation.
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https://twitter.com/jetswhispers/status/1743436446935986290?t=IkaxCTD3YTcEC5cQ_xN3yw&s=19