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bojanglesman

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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #750 on: April 04, 2020, 07:02:30 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on April 04, 2020, 05:42:05 PM
Jet was taking a nap on top of my pizza, I went to go get her credit card, came back and handed it to her, Jet woke up mid handoff and just assumed it was something edible and tried to take a big chomp out of it
Jamal-style.

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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #751 on: April 08, 2020, 10:17:03 AM »
Our dog (a tiny, 20 pound terrier mix) barked at an Instacart delivery person and she ran. 

He was on our balcony and she was in the street. 

Imagine being that afraid of dogs. 
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He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #752 on: April 11, 2020, 09:02:29 AM »
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #753 on: April 13, 2020, 09:21:17 AM »
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #754 on: April 14, 2020, 10:11:27 AM »
My old man has pancreatitis.  Not sure what he ate, but I have kids so who knows.  Big dummy.  I know he hurts, but he's milking this for all it's worth too.
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #755 on: April 14, 2020, 12:40:38 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on April 14, 2020, 10:11:27 AM
My old man has pancreatitis.  Not sure what he ate, but I have kids so who knows.  Big dummy.  I know he hurts, but he's milking this for all it's worth too.

:[ feel better, little one.
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #756 on: April 14, 2020, 12:41:46 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on April 14, 2020, 10:11:27 AM
My old man has pancreatitis.  Not sure what he ate, but I have kids so who knows.  Big dummy.  I know he hurts, but he's milking this for all it's worth too.

They should make all the humans wear that excrement to protect from Corona.
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #757 on: April 14, 2020, 01:52:55 PM »
Feel better lil pup. Is he a terrier?
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #758 on: April 14, 2020, 01:58:43 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on April 14, 2020, 01:52:55 PM
Feel better lil pup. Is he a terrier?
Boston Terrier.  He's a Jets fan though.
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #759 on: April 14, 2020, 02:01:21 PM »
Thanks y'all. Right now I have him drugged up more than Tommy at a Colombian titty bar. He's probably seeing three of me right now.
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #760 on: April 15, 2020, 08:33:17 AM »
Aw look at his face. Pissed as hell. Feel better.
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #761 on: April 15, 2020, 11:02:48 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on April 14, 2020, 02:01:21 PM
Thanks y'all. Right now I have him drugged up more than Tommy at a Colombian titty bar. He's probably seeing three of me right now.

How's he doing?
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #762 on: April 15, 2020, 11:23:40 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on April 15, 2020, 11:02:48 AM
How's he doing?
A little better.  It's gonna take a few days. Thanks.
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #763 on: April 15, 2020, 04:16:04 PM »
Feel better puppy dog.  If you don't mind, what's the little guy's name?
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #764 on: April 15, 2020, 04:51:59 PM »
Quote from: delavan on April 15, 2020, 04:16:04 PM
Feel better puppy dog.  If you don't mind, what's the little guy's name?
Bert.
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