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CatoTheElder

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4635 on: December 14, 2019, 01:26:00 AM »
"They didn't give us seating assignments so I put my kids in your row." This 14 hour flight cannot be over soon enough.

I'm on a plane surrounded by kids. This is my nightmare.
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bojanglesman

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4636 on: December 14, 2019, 04:23:55 AM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on December 14, 2019, 01:26:00 AM
"They didn't give us seating assignments so I put my kids in your row." This 14 hour flight cannot be over soon enough.

I'm on a plane surrounded by kids. This is my nightmare.
Tell them about the Jets.
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Annoyances
« Reply #4637 on: December 14, 2019, 08:26:12 AM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on December 14, 2019, 01:26:00 AM
"They didn't give us seating assignments so I put my kids in your row." This 14 hour flight cannot be over soon enough.

I'm on a plane surrounded by kids. This is my nightmare.

It could be worse....Guinness could be driving us around Jersey again.
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Miamipuck

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4638 on: December 14, 2019, 08:44:18 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on December 14, 2019, 08:26:12 AM
It could be worse....Guinness could be driving us around Jersey again.

Just Guinness in a car
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4639 on: December 14, 2019, 08:49:08 AM »
Yeah, i love you all too.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4640 on: December 14, 2019, 09:36:58 AM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on December 14, 2019, 01:26:00 AM
"They didn't give us seating assignments so I put my kids in your row." This 14 hour flight cannot be over soon enough.

I'm on a plane surrounded by kids. This is my nightmare.
Always darkest before light.  Thank you for your service. 
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Miamipuck

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4641 on: December 14, 2019, 10:17:01 AM »
Thank you for your service, first Tostito bag is on me.
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bojanglesman

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4642 on: December 14, 2019, 10:39:10 AM »


Quote from: Miamipuck on December 14, 2019, 10:17:01 AM
Thank you for your service, first Tostito bag is on me. **


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Miamipuck

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4643 on: December 14, 2019, 10:49:20 AM »
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Miamipuck

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4644 on: December 14, 2019, 10:50:01 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on December 14, 2019, 12:06:17 AM
Most annoying thing ever. Usually just wipe until my butthole bleeds just to be safe

Pretty much yeah.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4645 on: December 14, 2019, 11:00:32 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on December 14, 2019, 12:06:17 AM
Most annoying thing ever. Usually just wipe until my butthole bleeds just to be safe
I use an industrial grade pressure washer on my dirt star.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4646 on: December 16, 2019, 11:21:38 AM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on December 13, 2019, 05:09:04 PM
I'm heading to the airport to leave Japan for good.

1. My phone charger did not make the trip with me.

2. Military kids and spouses.

Safe travels, and thank you.
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SixFeetDeep

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4647 on: January 02, 2020, 07:25:31 PM »
When I’m just chilling on the couch minding my business and the pizza jacks up her iPhone to decibel level 1,000 to listen to a 4 minute long video from some dumb excrement influencer promoting herbal supplements or organic cleaning supplies and always becomes my newly discovered least favorite person on earth


This occurs regularly
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Badger

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4648 on: January 02, 2020, 07:34:19 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on January 02, 2020, 07:25:31 PM
When I’m just chilling on the couch minding my business and the pizza jacks up her iPhone to decibel level 1,000 to listen to a 4 minute long video from some dumb excrement influencer promoting herbal supplements or organic cleaning supplies and always becomes my newly discovered least favorite person on earth


This occurs regularly
Start listening to Cum Town in return.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4649 on: January 02, 2020, 07:36:45 PM »
Quote from: Badger on January 02, 2020, 07:34:19 PM
Start listening to Cum Town in return.
Is that podcast bad or something?
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