Annoyances

[Badger]

This watermelon is mealy.

The worst. We had a mealy watermelon for July 4 a few years ago so I ended up cutting up the rest of it and tossing it in a blender to make watermelon juice.

[Badger]

Getting sick right before my birthday two years in a row.

[Johnny English]

When you get a roll of toilet paper where the plys are misaligned so no matter where you break it off you either have half a sheet of single ply, or you have to tear a ply in half without using the perforations.

[bojanglesman]

When you get a roll of toilet paper where the plys are misaligned so no matter where you break it off you either have half a sheet of single ply, or you have to tear a ply in half without using the perforations.

I hear you. 

Also when you get a new roll and the place where it starts is so stuck to the roll that it peels and tears lengthwise and you have to keep pulling until it tears fully off the side.  Then you're stuck with these strips of tp that end up falling all over the place. 

[SixFeetDeep]

Ah, that time of the year where local politicians stand outside at busy intersections with their signs smiling and waving like dumb fucks

[MBGreen]

Ah, that time of the year where local politicians stand outside at busy intersections with their signs smiling and waving like dumb fucks

Oh man...i went for dinner last night, and one of the mayoral candidates had a bunch of her drones waving signs and screaming at cars right in front of the restaurant. 

I wanted to lob a live grenade in their direction.

[CatoTheElder]

Today in "This lover of the older lady": the dude who took up all of the overhead compartment storage above me while I was standing in front of my seat grabbing my book out of my bag.

[IATA]

Today in "This lover of the older lady": the dude who took up all of the overhead compartment storage above me while I was standing in front of my seat grabbing my book out of my bag.

last flight i was on some dude did this. i just moved his bag somewhere else and he didnt say excrement because if you get mouthy on a plane you're off. just a dirty look that i stared through.

i was on a flight where some lady garden left her bag open and during the ascend excrement spilled everywhere.

[SixFeetDeep]

Single ply toilet paper and the people that think it’s acceptable

[IATA]

we use hosting.com as a hosted exchange partner(not for long, i hope, they're terrible) and i've been on hold this morning for an hour now.

they have a 20 second snippit of audio that replays over and over and over for the duration and i want to stab my freaking ears out.

[Pope]

we use hosting.com as a hosted exchange partner(not for long, i hope, they're terrible) and i've been on hold this morning for an hour now.

they have a 20 second snippit of audio that replays over and over and over for the duration and i want to stab my freaking ears out.

Why not Office365?

[SixFeetDeep]

The Met Gala

[Johnny English]

The Met Gala

I honestly have no idea what the Met Gala is but it appears to have resulted in my Facebook feed being full of pictures of people in stupid costumes.

[SixFeetDeep]

I honestly have no idea what the Met Gala is but it appears to have resulted in my Facebook feed being full of pictures of people in stupid costumes.

That’s what it is. I’m more annoyed by the dumb peasants fawning over the dumb celebrities dumb costumes

[Johnny English]

That’s what it is. I’m more annoyed by the dumb peasants fawning over the dumb celebrities dumb costumes

Why was Katy Perry dressed as a cheeseburger? Was she worried that I didn't already want to eat her?