Annoyances

[bojanglesman]

No late night jive posts from Tommy?

I am disappoint

He's still trying to get it up with a hooker.

[Tommy]

Took one for the team on weds. She was a 5. Friday night I called a pro. Was killing it in blackjack so still came out ahead.

Good times.

[Tommy]

And we got back this morning instead of staying sat night. Was absolutely destroyed Saturday anyway.

[bojanglesman]

Took one for the team on weds. She was a 5. Friday night I called a pro. Was killing it in blackjack so still came out ahead.

Good times.

Keep living the life man.  Do it while you can.

[bojanglesman]

[Tommy]

Hahahhaha

[Tommy]

Have to take a excrement and all the stalls are taken. The worst.

[bojanglesman]

Have to take a excrement and all the stalls are taken. The worst.

Handicapped stall ftw

[Tommy]

Handicapped stall ftw

You think I'd be complaining if that were open?

[bojanglesman]

You think I'd be complaining if that were open?

excrement in the urinal.  Let them know you mean business!

[ukilledkenny]

Handicapped stall ftw

The bathroom down the hall from me at work has a handicap toilet but the only person I ever see parking in the handicap spots out front is one of those guys who got so fat that it apparently counts as a disability. I wonder if these details exempt me from being an poopchute for using the big spacious stall.

[Tommy]

excrement in the urinal.  Let them know you mean business!

I just pictured myself doing that. My director comes in "oh hey Mark, by the way I sent pwc that proposal."

[bojanglesman]

I just pictured myself doing that. My director comes in "oh hey Mark, by the way I sent pwc that proposal."

"Don't mind me, just droppin' a 2 in the 1."

[SixFeetDeep]

"All the stalls were full so I'm shitting in the urinal. There's another one open over here."

[Johnny English]

Moths. Stupid pointless light chasing powdery cunts.