oh man. I'm on my way back from SLA, which is the Special Librarian Association conference. My favorite because all corporate librarians come to it. They all look just like your stereotypical librarians. Fat women who wear glasses. And they all smell.
In the entrance to the conference there was a stairwell, literally 10 steps, and a very short escalator. Escalator, packed with librarians. 10 steps? Empty except for the vendors. It was hilarious.