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Re: 2013-2014 Jets GIFs
« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2013, 12:53:30 PM »
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Re: 2013-2014 Jets GIFs
« Reply #31 on: October 21, 2013, 12:58:48 PM »


Pennington is the best mobile passer of all-time because he juked a defender and scored a TD once. 

STFU.

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Re: 2013-2014 Jets GIFs
« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2013, 03:00:29 PM »
He probably also managed to spike it properly in the EZ despite being white.

Pennington used up his only remaining black gene to juke that guy.  He sacrificed it all for the Jets.
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Re: 2013-2014 Jets GIFs
« Reply #33 on: October 21, 2013, 03:19:50 PM »
That was an amazing whiff by Nate Jones. He's a safety, that's exactly the sort of tackle he's supposed to be making.

Who the freak is Nate Jones? The guy Geno juked out on that TD was Marquice Cole, a former Jet.

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Re: 2013-2014 Jets GIFs
« Reply #34 on: October 21, 2013, 03:23:13 PM »
Who the freak is Nate Jones? The guy Geno juked out on that TD was Marquice Cole, a former Jet.

I googled #23 New England Patriots and it told me that was Nate Jones. Which it was, in 2011.

Apologies for my poor knowledge of the Patriots' 53 man roster. I think my point still stands.
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Re: 2013-2014 Jets GIFs
« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2013, 03:26:11 PM »
Allen did a great job of stiff arming him, it was subtle but watch. Allen is more adept offensively than Edelman is defensively.

Edelman definitely played some corner as a Patriot a couple years ago, in the Troy Brown mold. It was a nice move by Allen on someone who is probably (?) a slightly more competent tackler than the GIF made it look.

Edit: http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d8248c789/Edelman-s-defensive-impact

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Re: 2013-2014 Jets GIFs
« Reply #36 on: October 21, 2013, 03:29:17 PM »
I really, really wish players wouldn't do this stupid somersaulting into the end zone thing though. It's a matter of time before someone gets injured doing it, and then they're going to feel almost as stupid as that assclown who dropped the ball in week 1.
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Re: 2013-2014 Jets GIFs
« Reply #37 on: October 21, 2013, 03:30:16 PM »
I googled #23 New England Patriots and it told me that was Nate Jones. Which it was, in 2011.

Apologies for my poor knowledge of the Patriots' 53 man roster. I think my point still stands.

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Re: 2013-2014 Jets GIFs
« Reply #38 on: October 21, 2013, 03:31:48 PM »
I really, really wish players wouldn't do this stupid somersaulting into the end zone thing though. It's a matter of time before someone gets injured doing it, and then they're going to feel almost as stupid as that assclown who dropped the ball in week 1.

IMO, it should be a penalty.  Can't spin the ball after a big play, but you can do a senseless somersault? 

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Re: 2013-2014 Jets GIFs
« Reply #39 on: October 21, 2013, 03:34:24 PM »
I really, really wish players wouldn't do this stupid somersaulting into the end zone thing though. It's a matter of time before someone gets injured doing it, and then they're going to feel almost as stupid as that assclown who dropped the ball in week 1.

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Re: 2013-2014 Jets GIFs
« Reply #40 on: October 21, 2013, 03:37:19 PM »
IMO, it should be a penalty.  Can't spin the ball after a big play, but you can do a senseless somersault? 

I'd imagine that's hard to do as the ball is still in play when the player commences the move and I don't believe that a flag can be thrown for Unsportsmanlike Conduct while in play (I'm ready to be corrected on that though). Still, a player might argue that it's a football move, especially in circumstances like Allen's score where he was evading tackles to score.
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Re: 2013-2014 Jets GIFs
« Reply #41 on: October 21, 2013, 03:48:10 PM »

Who the freak is Nate Jones? The guy Geno juked out on that TD was Marquice Cole, a former Jet.

Nate Jones is the guy Geno juked in that game yesterday in 2011.

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Re: 2013-2014 Jets GIFs
« Reply #42 on: October 21, 2013, 03:51:23 PM »

I googled #23 New England Patriots and it told me that was Nate Jones. Which it was, in 2011.

Apologies for my poor knowledge of the Patriots' 53 man roster. I think my point still stands.

Sorry, responded before I saw this one.  That happens when you're using Tapatalk and taking a dump.  Great post.  For me to poop on.

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Re: 2013-2014 Jets GIFs
« Reply #43 on: October 21, 2013, 03:53:17 PM »

I really, really wish players wouldn't do this stupid somersaulting into the end zone thing though. It's a matter of time before someone gets injured doing it, and then they're going to feel almost as stupid as that assclown who dropped the ball in week 1.

Especially when Tomlin made it a rule for the Steelers after last week.  Big furor about somersaulting in a game against your own team, and you decide to flip?  Silly.

I got nervous when his head snapped back as he came up off the ground.

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Re: 2013-2014 Jets GIFs
« Reply #44 on: October 22, 2013, 12:41:02 AM »
Geno Smith can't run.

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He never said he couldn't run. He said he's not a running QB, which is true in the context.

He never knew really when to run in college, and he did it mostly intentionally because he didn't want to be known as a running QB. He's always had the speed (based on his combine numbers), but he's learning to utilize it a little more now.

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