Travel/Vacation advice

[Johnny English]

Hey cocaine jokes. Sure didn't see that one coming.

You're going for the history and the cultural experience, right?

[Tommy]

You're going for the history and the cultural experience, right?

[Tommy]

You're going for the history and the cultural experience, right?

I'll historically ruin mad bitches there yo.

[MBGreen]

I know this has been beaten to death....but....don't ever change, Tommy.

[Miamipuck]

I'm thinking of re-installing vbetting, so we can bet to see how long it will take before tommy's internal organs appear on the black market.

Yes please

[Miamipuck]

So my buddies and I are taking a trip to Cartagena and Bogota, Colombia next month. Taking a week, half in each.

None of us speak Spanish, but I guess it should be fine. Anyone ever been down there? Could use some advice.

I will help, I believe Jetblue fly's there, I would imagine they would be the cheapest/best option.

Edit: I just checked, they fly to these 3 cities:

COLOMBIA

• Bogota, Colombia (BOG)Jetblue city
• Cartagena, Colombia (CTG)Jetblue city
• Medellin

[Tommy]

I will help, I believe Jetblue fly's there, I would imagine they would be the cheapest/best option.

Well we already booked. JetBlue to Cartagena was the cheapest, you're right.

[MBGreen]

I hope someone films Tommy's entire Columbian trip (documentary style)...from his arrival at the airport, right up until his death.

[Miamipuck]

Well we already booked. JetBlue to Cartagena was the cheapest, you're right.

Hahaha cool.

[Miamipuck]

Well we already booked. JetBlue to Cartagena was the cheapest, you're right.

I just looked, I didn't realize they were that cheap. wow

[Johnny English]

My friend is moving to Colombia at the end of February, her cousin owns a high end hostel in the mountains above Santa Marta and she's going to be the head chef. Not that that's any help to you, Tommy.

[Tommy]

My friend is moving to Colombia at the end of February, her cousin owns a high end hostel in the mountains above Santa Marta and she's going to be the head chef. Not that that's any help to you, Tommy.

Damn. That's pretty far from Cartagena. If we were there longer id definitely check it out.

[guinness77]

I say 50/50 chance Tommy gets murdered

I loled

I hope someone films Tommy's entire Columbian trip (documentary style)...from his arrival at the airport, right up until his death.

Definitely loled again

[Ignatius J Reilly]

You will love it there.  The women are incredibly easy as long as you are assertive.  They like a man to take charge and tell them what he wants.  Most of them will even have a guy around just so you will go take them from him.  Just remember to be fully in command.  Walk up to a woman and tell her she's leaving with you and that the man had better deal with it.  Guaranteed best sex of your life.

[guinness77]

You will love it there.  The women are incredibly easy as long as you are assertive.  They like a man to take charge and tell them what he wants.  Most of them will even have a guy around just so you will go take them from him.  Just remember to be fully in command.  Walk up to a woman and tell her she's leaving with you and that the man had better deal with it.  Guaranteed best sex of your life.

When you want food, you just take the food.

When you want drink, you just take the drink.

When you want girl. You just take the girl.

Tommy, why don't you just take her?