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Re: Stonks, Crypto, NFTs, AI, and all manner of finance/tech shenanigans
« Reply #285 on: July 07, 2022, 02:12:46 PM »
Look, I'm just gonna start selling my farts.  At least they are tangible.
I'm fairly certain this was posted a few months ago, but just in case:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10474853/Reality-star-280-000-selling-FARTS-jars-unveils-new-business-venture.html

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Re: Stonks, Crypto, NFTs, AI, and all manner of finance/tech shenanigans
« Reply #286 on: July 07, 2022, 02:29:06 PM »
I'm fairly certain this was posted a few months ago, but just in case:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10474853/Reality-star-280-000-selling-FARTS-jars-unveils-new-business-venture.html

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Re: Stonks, Crypto, NFTs, AI, and all manner of finance/tech shenanigans
« Reply #289 on: July 09, 2022, 08:08:22 AM »
There's a puling out joke here somewhere.

There are a million and they are all over Twitter. Three of them are funny.
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Re: Stonks, Crypto, NFTs, AI, and all manner of finance/tech shenanigans
« Reply #292 on: July 11, 2022, 10:14:04 PM »
The future is dumb

https://twitter.com/carlquintanilla/status/1478734802782195716?t=QoU7h8pgoZA7AjgirYh8oA&s=19

I don't understand the push for more complicated tech that doesn't actually simplify the user experience.
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Re: Stonks, Crypto, NFTs, AI, and all manner of finance/tech shenanigans
« Reply #293 on: July 12, 2022, 07:05:52 AM »
i don't even know what this thread is anymore
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« Reply #294 on: July 12, 2022, 08:06:15 AM »
i don't even know what this thread is anymore

When did you?
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« Reply #295 on: July 12, 2022, 08:16:24 AM »
When did you?

good point


I'll nonchalant myself out
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Re: Stonks, Crypto, NFTs, AI, and all manner of finance/tech shenanigans
« Reply #296 on: July 12, 2022, 08:36:15 AM »
i don't even know what this thread is anymore
Weird potpourri of finance/tech bullshit

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« Reply #297 on: July 12, 2022, 08:37:17 AM »
Weird potpourri of finance/tech bullshit

something stinks...it's not potpourri
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Re: Stonks, Crypto, NFTs, AI, and all manner of finance/tech shenanigans
« Reply #298 on: July 14, 2022, 07:18:12 AM »
First time I have ever seen Twitter down hard before.
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Re: Stonks, Crypto, NFTs, AI, and all manner of finance/tech shenanigans
« Reply #299 on: July 14, 2022, 10:30:34 AM »
Weird potpourri of finance/tech bullshit

Crypto Bros Taking L’s is a pretty good summary
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