Cato’s Corner Bar: Your Liver Delenda Est

[MBGreen]

I kinda want to hire you to run my bar in my basement

[CatoTheElder]

I kinda want to hire you to run my bar in my basement

Can you get me a border exemption?

[MBGreen]

Can you get me a border exemption?

We'll underground railroad it.

[CatoTheElder]

We'll underground railroad it.

I’m going to need some documents. I want to go to Revelstoke and Whistler this season.

[MBGreen]

I’m going to need some documents. I want to go to Revelstoke and Whistler this season.

That's a bit of a hike from my house

[Badger]

The NJ Old Fashioned should be garnished with loose asphalt and car exhaust.

[MBGreen]

The NJ Old Fashioned should be garnished with loose asphalt and car exhaust.

Served with an Embassy Suites breakfast buffet voucher?

[CatoTheElder]

Served with an Embassy Suites breakfast buffet voucher?

No. The one Bo stayed in.

[SixFeetDeep]

Drinks in my repotaire:

Beer

7 and 7
Whiskey sour (with Jack Daniels or whatever else I have and sour mix)
Vodka seltzer with coconut seltzer
Liquor A, Mixer B, add blue curaçao

*waits for Cato to roast me*

[CatoTheElder]

Drinks in my repotaire:

Beer

7 and 7
Whiskey sour (with Jack Daniels or whatever else I have and sour mix)
Vodka seltzer with coconut seltzer
Liquor A, Mixer B, add blue curaçao

*waits for Cato to roast me*

I have an aversion to blue curaçao thanks to one of the fishbowl drinks from Stuff Yer Face in Nee Brunswick. It used a lot of blue curaçao was like drinking straight syrup.

[AlioTheFool]

I either drink scotch neat (either Glennfiddich or if I have it, Maccallan) or I make a scotch sorta-old fashioned/sour.

Equal parts premade lemon sour mix* and cheap scotch (my preferred label is Grants) then 4 shakes of Angostura bitters. I use whiskey rocks because I don't like watering down the drink.

Once I added a little sweet vermouth, but that didn't really work. Once I added a bit of cabernet, but I was already drunk so I don't remember if it was good or not.

*I originally used simple sugar and lemon juice, but then got lazy

[bojanglesman]

No. The one Bo stayed in.

Anchor Inn cigarette tray flakes.

[delavan]

 
 


- in a Pontarlier glass (right) fill the bottom 'bulb' with absinthe (suggested brand: Absinthe Strong68 = decent thujone level)
- place an absinthe spoon atop the glass and top. with a sugar cub
- slooowly dribble ice cold spring water over the sugar cube and into the absinthe to develop the 'louche' (water : absinthe ratio should be at least 4:1)
- do not dip the sugar cube in the absinthe and the ignite (goofball Czech version screws up the taste; absinthe's extremely flammable; dangerous)

"Death in the Afternoon" (Hemingway fav):
   -in a Champagne flute
-1 part absinthe
-4 parts chilled brut champagne

variation: pour the absinthe over the icy-cold champagne - nice visual


Any other adult beverages: 
- unscrew cap
- chug

[CatoTheElder]

 
 


- in a Pontarlier glass (right) fill the bottom 'bulb' with absinthe (suggested brand: Absinthe Strong68 = decent thujone level)
- place an absinthe spoon atop the glass and top. with a sugar cub
- slooowly dribble ice cold spring water over the sugar cube and into the absinthe to develop the 'louche' (water : absinthe ratio should be at least 4:1)
- do not dip the sugar cube in the absinthe and the ignite (goofball Czech version screws up the taste; absinthe's extremely flammable; dangerous)

"Death in the Afternoon" (Hemingway fav):
   -in a Champagne flute
-1 part absinthe
-4 parts chilled brut champagne

variation: pour the absinthe over the icy-cold champagne - nice visual


Any other adult beverages: 
- unscrew cap
- chug

I’ve done the first one once and nearly punched the guy who suggested it. I was the guy who suggested it.

The champagne one sounds interesting.

[CatoTheElder]

I’m shocked it took me this long to put this one up.

White Russian
-1oz vodka
-1oz coffee liqueur (Kahlua is the standard)
-float of cream or half&half

Add vodka and coffee in equal portions,  up it to 2 oz if you want more booze. Add ice and stir. Then float your dairy product over the top and speculate on the plot of porno films or try and passively aggressively get your landlord to stop telling you about his upcoming theater production.