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Re: Only in England
« Reply #122 on: September 20, 2022, 08:30:44 PM »

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Re: Only in England
« Reply #123 on: October 18, 2022, 11:09:29 AM »

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Re: Only in England
« Reply #124 on: October 18, 2022, 12:50:32 PM »

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Re: Only in England
« Reply #126 on: October 18, 2022, 04:17:47 PM »
https://www.gawker.com/politics/does-liz-truss-wear-a-bdsm-day-collar

Of all the things to investigate her for...

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Re: Only in England
« Reply #127 on: October 18, 2022, 07:13:54 PM »
Isn't kinky 'slap and tickle' in political circles as normal as a plate of bubble and squeak in ol' Blighty?







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Re: Only in England
« Reply #129 on: October 19, 2022, 10:05:20 AM »
https://www.thenational.scot/news/23061010.liz-truss-faked-deaths-relatives-dodge-question-time-former-aide-claims/
"I'm sorry, I believe he's dead, may I take a message?"

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Tell 'em you're dead and wither away
Are you living alone or with your family?
A dried up twig on your family tree?
Are you waiting for the reaper to arrive?
Or just to die by the hand of love?

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Re: Only in England
« Reply #130 on: October 20, 2022, 07:37:48 AM »
Truss resigns as PM after 6 weeks. So now, instead of calling the general election that the UK is crying out for, they're going to have another leadership election amongst the Conservatives and appoint someone even less popular and even less talented than her.

What a freaking shambles.
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Re: Only in England
« Reply #131 on: October 20, 2022, 09:13:02 AM »
That was quick.

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Re: Only in England
« Reply #133 on: October 20, 2022, 06:09:23 PM »
44 days?  What is this, Italy?

Just watch Brit conservatives push for Boris Vidal Sassoon Johnson 2.0 which will undoubtably engender even more inflamed warning parallels from the US MSM involving--you guessed it--orange man.

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Re: Only in England
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