-stripper poles on the sideline.
-Picture-in-picture pornhub
-pop-up situational gambling
-2 punters punt the ball simultaneously, returner can return whichever one he wants.
-mic up Greggggg, cannot be turned off, even at halftime. Mic piped in to stadium.
-unstopped fighting allowed for 30 seconds post-play
-one small landmine placed randomly on the field.
-Arby's Beef n' Cheddar unlimited buffet. Eat 20, it's free.
-100 fans allowed in stadium via lottery. Tailgate grilling allowed in the stands.
-10 lucky fans allowed to hurl player/coach insults constantly on bigscreens in stadium via text.