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Re: 2023 Draft Prospects
« Reply #60 on: March 03, 2023, 08:48:44 PM »
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Re: 2023 Draft Prospects
« Reply #61 on: March 03, 2023, 09:08:35 PM »
I used to know a guy who was like that about tuna. 6'2", broad, ginger, and hard as nails. The guy you wanted next to you if it ever kicked off, he didn't start fights but he always finished them. Put a can of tuna fish anywhere near him and he would lose his excrement, and if you were stupid enough to open it I can only imagine what would have happened - none of us were ever dumb enough to find out. If he saw tuna on the menu in the bar he'd get fidgety and have the get outs in case someone near him ordered it. It was absolutely the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

It's gotta be some kind of early food poisoning trauma in both instances, but I'm holding out hope that Levis has some Charlie Kelly-esque conspiracy theories about milk.  Or like milk killed his parents or some excrement

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Re: 2023 Draft Prospects
« Reply #62 on: March 03, 2023, 09:12:06 PM »
It's gotta be some kind of early food poisoning trauma in both instances, but I'm holding out hope that Levis has some Charlie Kelly-esque conspiracy theories about milk.  Or like milk killed his parents or some excrement
I've had some shitty fallout from foods but never enough to cause a phobia. At worst just a general avoidance of a food for a few years.

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Re: 2023 Draft Prospects
« Reply #63 on: March 03, 2023, 09:37:19 PM »
It's gotta be some kind of early food poisoning trauma in both instances, but I'm holding out hope that Levis has some Charlie Kelly-esque conspiracy theories about milk.  Or like milk killed his parents or some excrement

But deathly afraid at the sight of milk? What in the flipping freak makes people afraid of the sight of a beverage?

Wait is this dude anti Mac and cheese and ice cream? Wild stuff
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Re: 2023 Draft Prospects
« Reply #64 on: March 03, 2023, 09:52:16 PM »
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Re: 2023 Draft Prospects
« Reply #65 on: March 03, 2023, 10:32:05 PM »
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Re: 2023 Draft Prospects
« Reply #67 on: March 06, 2023, 08:09:12 AM »
Do you guys think there is a scenario where we would take a WR at 13 and pick up some OL help in 2nd?

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Re: 2023 Draft Prospects
« Reply #68 on: March 06, 2023, 08:18:09 AM »
Do you guys think there is a scenario where we would take a WR at 13 and pick up some OL help in 2nd?

Sure:  JSN at 13 and John Michael Schmitz in the second

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Re: 2023 Draft Prospects
« Reply #69 on: March 06, 2023, 08:28:35 AM »
Sure:  JSN at 13 and John Michael Schmitz in the second



Would you make this move only if certain OT are off the board, or do you think this is a viable path forward for JD?

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Re: 2023 Draft Prospects
« Reply #70 on: March 06, 2023, 08:38:43 AM »
Would you make this move only if certain OT are off the board, or do you think this is a viable path forward for JD?

I would draft Darnell Wright at 13 over anyone other than Jalen Carter and Will Anderson. 

Broderick Jones is a great pick at 13 too.

We need at least 3, hopefully 4 QBs off the board before we pick.
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Re: 2023 Draft Prospects
« Reply #71 on: March 06, 2023, 09:26:43 AM »
I would draft Darnell Wright at 13 over anyone other than Jalen Carter and Will Anderson. 

Broderick Jones is a great pick at 13 too.

We need at least 3, hopefully 4 QBs off the board before we pick.

Someone needs to trade up into the top 10 for Hacksaw Max Duggan.  #KrangPower
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Re: 2023 Draft Prospects
« Reply #72 on: March 06, 2023, 10:14:43 AM »
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USC OL Andrew Vorhees, a top-100 prospect in the 2023 NFL Draft, is feared to have suffered a torn ACL during drills at the combine Sunday, per source.

Somehow, Vorhees still did the bench press this morning – and pumped out 38 reps of 225 pounds with one leg on the ground. 😳

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Re: 2023 Draft Prospects
« Reply #73 on: March 06, 2023, 10:15:38 AM »
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USC OL Andrew Vorhees, a top-100 prospect in the 2023 NFL Draft, is feared to have suffered a torn ACL during drills at the combine Sunday, per source.

Somehow, Vorhees still did the bench press this morning – and pumped out 38 reps of 225 pounds with one leg on the ground. 😳

thats insane
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Re: 2023 Draft Prospects
« Reply #74 on: March 06, 2023, 10:16:35 AM »
That really sucks.  He was one of the better IOL prospects in this class. 
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