Merry Christmas Retards

[Miamipuck]

I got nothing for Xmas because freak Jews

[Miamipuck]

I hope your derriere heals.

Going to a rectum stretcher next week.

[Pope]

No fever but got a cold and lost my voice.

Same

[Johnny English]

I got my Darnold jersey for Xmas three weeks ago. It is 1-0 watching on TV, but jersey win records only really count for games they attend.

[Miamipuck]

I got my Darnold jersey for Xmas three weeks ago. It is 1-0 watching on TV, but jersey win records only really count for games they attend.

This

[Miamipuck]

I hope your derriere heals.

Dude I took a huge Xmas duece this morning. I wiped so much my poopchute is like yours on a Saturday night, pray for me as I have to drop another one. My Xmas present was a raw poopchute, yay

[bojanglesman]

Dude I took a huge Xmas duece this morning. I wiped so much my poopchute is like yours on a Saturday night, pray for me as I have to drop another one. My Xmas present was a raw poopchute, yay

Merry Christmass

[Johnny English]

May you all have a perfect Christmas dump.  You know, one where no one bothers you, it makes a satisfying blasting sound and somehow requires no TP.

The only way you know that a dump requires no TP is when you wipe. Life can be full of cruel ironies.

[bojanglesman]

The only way you know that a dump requires no TP is when you wipe. Life can be full of cruel ironies.

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[SixFeetDeep]

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