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Amanda Knox: WYHI?

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I value my life too much to risk it
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Miamipuck

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Re: WYHI: high risk of painful death edition
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2014, 10:11:29 AM »
Well 1 person is full of crap here. The I like beer vote is a given, so they get a pass.
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Re: WYHI: high risk of painful death edition
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2014, 10:33:38 AM »
Yep.

For the record, I also enjoy beer.
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Re: WYHI: high risk of painful death edition
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2014, 01:39:24 PM »
Have no idea who she is.

But yeah why wouldn't I?

I assume she kills dudes?

Can't I just kill her myself?

Go Ted Bundy on these ho's
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Re: WYHI: high risk of painful death edition
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2014, 01:43:26 PM »
Quote from: Coach Brutananadilewski on January 15, 2014, 01:39:24 PM
Have no idea who she is.

But yeah why wouldn't I?

I assume she kills dudes?

Can't I just kill her myself?

Go Ted Bundy on these ho's

I'm not convinced she murdered anyone.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanda_Knox
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Re: WYHI: high risk of painful death edition
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2014, 01:59:05 PM »
Quote from: Coach Brutananadilewski on January 15, 2014, 01:39:24 PM
Have no idea who she is.

But yeah why wouldn't I?

I assume she kills dudes?

Can't I just kill her myself?

Go Ted Bundy on these ho's

Ted Bundy is lame, pretend you're Ed Kemper, it's much more cutting edge and I think you would have more fun. Geez wouldn't everyone?

Edit: I just read Ed kempers resume and the above might be the sickest thing I have ever wrote.
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Re: WYHI: high risk of painful death edition
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2014, 07:02:02 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on January 15, 2014, 01:59:05 PM
Edit: I just read Ed kempers resume and the above might be the sickest thing I have ever wrote.

Yes, but you hire him? 
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Re: WYHI: high risk of painful death edition
« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2014, 07:46:42 PM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on January 15, 2014, 07:02:02 PM
Yes, but you hire him? 


Depends how annoying the broad is. His wiki is about the sickest thing I ever read.
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Re: WYHI: high risk of painful death edition
« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2014, 10:14:14 AM »
Still surprised I'm the only one that wouldn't hit it.  What is so special about her that I'm missing.

Someone does need to go Gone Girl on her derriere though.
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Re: WYHI: high risk of painful death edition
« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2014, 10:24:55 AM »
Quote from: Fenwyr on January 16, 2014, 10:14:14 AM
Still surprised I'm the only one that wouldn't hit it.  What is so special about her that I'm missing.

Someone does need to go Gone Girl on her derriere though.

You're single, she comes up to you in a bar and says," Lets freak?". You're going to turn her down? She's not bad looking in fact kind of pretty.



This devlish grin seals the deal for me, I picture her blowing me and then stabbing me to death, I am in:






Again, how can you not picture her stabbing you to death after a blow job, she's the perfect danger lay:







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Re: WYHI: high risk of painful death edition
« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2014, 10:25:04 AM »
Quote from: Fenwyr on January 16, 2014, 10:14:14 AM
Still surprised I'm the only one that wouldn't hit it.  What is so special about her that I'm missing.

They have to be special?
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Re: WYHI: high risk of painful death edition
« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2014, 10:25:38 AM »
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Re: WYHI: high risk of painful death edition
« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2014, 10:26:20 AM »
I guess if I knew she was a threat to kill me I might bail.  But just based on looks, why not?
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Re: WYHI: high risk of painful death edition
« Reply #27 on: January 16, 2014, 10:29:00 AM »
If you can't overpower this girl, you probably don't deserve the freak in the first place
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Re: WYHI: high risk of painful death edition
« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2014, 10:30:06 AM »
Quote from: guinness77 on January 16, 2014, 10:29:00 AM
If you can't overpower this girl, you probably don't deserve the freak in the first place

jonnyd falls into this category.
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Re: WYHI: high risk of painful death edition
« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2014, 10:34:50 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on January 16, 2014, 10:30:06 AM
jonnyd falls into this category.
Plus, I agree with badger. I'm not convinced this girl killed anyone.
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