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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #45 on: December 24, 2019, 11:50:36 AM »
You guys are right, pitchers batting is dumb.
Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well

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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #46 on: December 24, 2019, 01:07:23 PM »
By the time I’m 50, baseball will be automatic bases, underhanded softball. Football will be flag football. Basketball will be 3-on-3 with traveling and double dribbles. Every goal in soccer won’t count because they’ll find something wrong with each goal.

The only real sport is hockey.

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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #47 on: December 24, 2019, 02:11:10 PM »
Traveling now is a "Eurostep" lol.
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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #48 on: December 24, 2019, 09:43:13 PM »
Ryu was promoted to the Show...thanks for your business

Bruh have you followed the Dodgers the past few years? I don’t think a 34 yr old pitcher coming off the best years of his career, going to an inferior team in a better division is a promotion.
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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #49 on: December 24, 2019, 09:46:14 PM »
Baseball is such an awesome sport. Be in shape. Hell, don’t be in shape.

What does it matter if your only job is batting every hour or so. Why bother learning to field. Get rid of bunting. Make the decisions a manager has to make disappear. Let’s just dumb the sport down even more.

Let’s do automatic bases from now on. One of these pampered millionaires might spike himself running the bases.

This is a lazy take. We don’t care that Darnold doesn’t have to play defense. Or would you prefer he takes snaps at safety just so he’s a well rounded football player?
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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #50 on: December 24, 2019, 09:52:06 PM »
The only real sport is hockey.

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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #51 on: December 24, 2019, 10:13:14 PM »
Bruh have you followed the Dodgers the past few years? I don’t think a 34 yr old pitcher coming off the best years of his career, going to an inferior team in a better division is a promotion.
He’s 32
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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #52 on: December 25, 2019, 08:03:39 AM »
This is a lazy take. We don’t care that Darnold doesn’t have to play defense. Or would you prefer he takes snaps at safety just so he’s a well rounded football player?
I don’t know when QBs played safety (or any defense for that matter, even Scott Bakula only played QB in Necessary Roughness) but pitchers have always batted for themselves.

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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #53 on: December 25, 2019, 12:06:01 PM »
He’s 32

Plus he’s Asian, so he’s really like 28-29. Fair enough
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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #55 on: January 17, 2020, 04:33:42 PM »
trout juicing was apparently a very poorly kept secret throughout the amateur baseball circuit in NJ before he got drafted


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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #56 on: January 21, 2020, 11:56:34 AM »
mj2sexay's hall of fame ballot which is worth infinitely more than the writers because they're a bunch of ignorant, over-sensitive, pretentious douchebags:

Jeter
Bonds
Clemens
Manny
Schilling
Jeff Kent
Billy Wagner
Larry Walker
Andruw Jones


I bolded Kent because with the exception of Schilling who I still think eventually gets in, I find him to be the guy that's just absolutely completely overlooked. Dude is the most prolific power hitting second baseman in the history of the game. Compare his numbers with Ryne Sandberg who skated to the Hall and tell me he doesn't belong.

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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #57 on: January 21, 2020, 04:04:34 PM »
mj2sexay's hall of fame ballot which is worth infinitely more than the writers because they're a bunch of ignorant, over-sensitive, pretentious douchebags:

Jeter
Bonds
Clemens
Manny
Schilling
Jeff Kent
Billy Wagner
Larry Walker
Andruw Jones


I bolded Kent because with the exception of Schilling who I still think eventually gets in, I find him to be the guy that's just absolutely completely overlooked. Dude is the most prolific power hitting second baseman in the history of the game. Compare his numbers with Ryne Sandberg who skated to the Hall and tell me he doesn't belong.
Jeff Kent was universally hated by journalists, the players and his coaches. He’s definitely a hall of famer though. All that other excrement shouldn’t matter. I think Schilling should easily be a HoFer too but he’s not liked either.

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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #58 on: January 21, 2020, 04:47:05 PM »
There was a time, when you Google imaged Jeff Kent, you got this:



Not anymore.
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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #59 on: January 21, 2020, 09:32:44 PM »
jeff kent wont get in because hes a world class poopchute and had barry there.
barry and clemens should get in by year 10, but if they dont its simply because they were freaking pricks too

theres no way the writers are going to keep david ortiz and alex rodriguez out, 2 well known juicers when it was actually banned, so theyll lose the steroids excuse

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