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Re: JetOffensive Donations
« Reply #45 on: September 24, 2014, 01:11:22 PM »
Thanks, Puck.

I hope your fortunes change for the better.
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Re: JetOffensive Donations
« Reply #46 on: September 24, 2014, 01:21:13 PM »
Thank you guys, I was thinking of making a post explaining it all. You have to see it to believe it. It's a real life version of Miamipuck meets duck dynasty. If you guys can make a section where only the people with 100 or more posts can see it, I will post it.

I've never seen Duck Dynasty but I'm guessing it has gays being whipped into submission.
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Re: JetOffensive Donations
« Reply #47 on: September 24, 2014, 01:24:57 PM »
I've never seen Duck Dynasty but I'm guessing it has gays being whipped into submission.

No think someone from New York subjected to ignorant Redneck hell with no hope of escaping for now.
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Re: JetOffensive Donations
« Reply #48 on: September 24, 2014, 01:30:08 PM »
No think someone from New York subjected to ignorant Redneck hell with no hope of escaping for now.

I'll bring sewage drawings and some marker pens for fake tattoos to help plan your liberation: We get ' Prison Break' in Scotland.
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Re: JetOffensive Donations
« Reply #49 on: September 24, 2014, 01:37:48 PM »
I'll bring sewage drawings and some marker pens for fake tattoos to help plan your liberation: We get ' Prison Break' in Scotland.

I am sorry Duck Dynasty is a poor comparison. My story has parts of Breaking Bad, Nurse Jackie, Oz (Tobias Beacher, do not mean me), House, and other repugnant parts of various tv shows, it's pretty horrible.
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Re: JetOffensive Donations
« Reply #50 on: September 24, 2014, 01:44:36 PM »
Thank you guys, I was thinking of making a post explaining it all. You have to see it to believe it. It's a real life version of Miamipuck meets duck dynasty. If you guys can make a section where only the people with 100 or more posts can see it, I will post it.

The Fight Club board is invisible to anyone with fewer than 100 posts, but don't feel like you have to explain anything man.
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Re: JetOffensive Donations
« Reply #51 on: September 24, 2014, 01:52:35 PM »
The Fight Club board is invisible to anyone with fewer than 100 posts, but don't feel like you have to explain anything man.

This is not to sound obnoxious, but I don't. You guys are friends and I haven't told my family what's going on. I figured it would be refreshing to get it off my chest. The only person I probably should protect is Karen and somewhat myself. I will do a fictional story.
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Re: JetOffensive Donations
« Reply #52 on: September 24, 2014, 02:42:06 PM »
I'll donate when I get home. I have a few coins in my pocket as change from lunch

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Re: JetOffensive Donations
« Reply #53 on: March 21, 2015, 10:19:12 AM »
We are $12.12 short of our next host payment, due in a couple days. Spare some change?

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Re: JetOffensive Donations
« Reply #54 on: March 21, 2015, 10:26:38 AM »
We are $12.12 short of our next host payment, due in a couple days. Spare some change?

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Re: JetOffensive Donations
« Reply #55 on: March 21, 2015, 10:27:09 AM »
Done
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Re: JetOffensive Donations
« Reply #56 on: March 21, 2015, 10:29:06 AM »
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Re: JetOffensive Donations
« Reply #57 on: March 21, 2015, 10:34:03 AM »
Thanks guys. We are all good for now.

This will get us through the offseason. When the next payment is due, we're going to shoot for a full year.

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Re: JetOffensive Donations
« Reply #58 on: March 21, 2015, 11:01:49 AM »
freak You guys till I get my tagging privileges back.
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Re: JetOffensive Donations
« Reply #59 on: March 21, 2015, 11:11:53 AM »
freak You guys till I get my tagging privileges back.

The problem has been found, and should be fixed.
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