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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #60 on: May 01, 2014, 11:14:36 AM »
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #61 on: May 01, 2014, 11:18:53 AM »
It looks like she was initially going in for it too, then changed her mind.

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #62 on: May 02, 2014, 03:31:20 PM »
Slightly different.


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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #63 on: May 02, 2014, 03:39:04 PM »
I would bet anything that guy has made a skin lampshade or two in his lifetime.
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #64 on: May 02, 2014, 03:53:59 PM »
That girl is not getting paid enough to be there.

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #65 on: May 02, 2014, 07:32:51 PM »
That girl is not getting paid enough to be there.

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #66 on: May 04, 2014, 07:38:35 AM »
Pregnet?

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #67 on: May 15, 2014, 12:13:57 PM »
A cross-dressing limey poofter

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #68 on: May 15, 2014, 12:19:05 PM »
Oh dear lord.
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #69 on: May 15, 2014, 12:25:50 PM »
This thread is excellent.
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #70 on: May 15, 2014, 05:03:10 PM »
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #71 on: June 23, 2014, 08:06:58 AM »

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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #72 on: June 23, 2014, 08:24:19 AM »
I worked with this guy who had an attractive female best friend. He was actually in her bridal party, the only dude. I can't even.
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #73 on: June 23, 2014, 08:39:40 AM »
I walked a friend down the isle, her father passed on, does that make me a friend zone dude? It might, except I set her up, with the dude she was marrying, to get rid of her......hmmmm
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Re: FRIEND ZONE
« Reply #74 on: June 23, 2014, 10:06:56 AM »
These last three posts.. oh man. I feel pity

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