Haircuts

[Miamipuck]

You couldn't beat a professional quarterback at a throwing contest ?

Why wouldn't I?

[bojanglesman]

I throw like a man, but I can't claim a perfect spiral every time.

[MBGreen]

I've had the same haircut since 1997.


Soon I'll have to shave my head and grow my beard like Mad Dog Vachon.

[Heismanberg]

Always funny:

[Fenwyr]

My hands make Alex Smith look like Giannis Antetokounmpo. I can rock a nerf football though.

I have hands like the character on SNL from a few years ago.  6'4 and could never dunk.  Trump tweets me at night to make fun of my hands.

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[Miamipuck]

I have big hands (bigger than most NFL qb's) and big feet for a guy my size. That's where god laughed though....it doesn't translate.

[MBGreen]

I need a new barber.  My current one works bankers' hours and is too drunk on weekends to show up to his shop on Saturdays.

#firstworldproblems

[bojanglesman]

[Johnny English]

I need a new barber.  My current one works bankers' hours and is too drunk on weekends to show up to his shop on Saturdays.

#firstworldproblems

You're 40 years old and you work in IT. I'd give up if I were you, just let it grow.

[MBGreen]

You're 40 years old and you work in IT. I'd give up if I were you, just let it grow.

I'm not ready to retire into the Himalayas yet.

[Badger]

You're 40 years old and you work in IT. I'd give up if I were you, just let it grow.

Or just get the buzzcut from literally any available barber.

[MBGreen]

Or just get the buzzcut from literally any available barber.

what if I want a jerrycurl?


you need to cover your bases better than this

[Badger]

what if I want a jerrycurl?


you need to cover your bases better than this

Then go back in time and be born black.

[MBGreen]

Then go back in time and be born black.

slavery doesn't appeal to me either.


you're terrible at this.

[Johnny English]

Dude. We've all seen your hair and we all know that there's a reason why you're rarely seen without a hat. Just accept that it's time to grow what's left and start developing the comb over.