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Miamipuck

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Re: Week 14 : Titans @ Jets
« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2015, 09:08:03 AM »
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I see you were there too in your black hat and chaps. 

Says the guy in the cowboy hat.

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Re: Week 14 : Titans @ Jets
« Reply #31 on: December 11, 2015, 10:42:56 AM »
Quote from: JFIF on December 07, 2015, 01:23:26 AM
Calvin Pryor needs to be on Delanie Walker a good bit

I thought this was sarcasm at first because I always thought Walker was just a blocking tight end.  I didn't realize he's been tearing it up in Tennessee.

Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've noticed the Titans since 2013. 
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Re: Week 14 : Titans @ Jets
« Reply #32 on: December 11, 2015, 10:53:06 AM »
Apparently Dorial Green-Beckham is starting to look the part as well; Harry Douglas has always sucked, Kendall Wright is questionable and Anthony Fasano will score a TD on us because it seems like Anthony Fasano always scores a TD on us.
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Re: Week 14 : Titans @ Jets
« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2015, 12:30:29 PM »
Quote from: reuben on December 11, 2015, 10:42:56 AM
I thought this was sarcasm at first because I always thought Walker was just a blocking tight end.  I didn't realize he's been tearing it up in Tennessee.

Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've noticed the Titans since 2013.

I feel like Walker fucked us up every time we've played them since 2012.
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Re: Week 14 : Titans @ Jets
« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2015, 03:10:57 PM »
Walker plays well against most teams.

As for Fasano, I can't help but think of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsuTMlTWUEg
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Re: Week 14 : Titans @ Jets
« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2015, 03:25:30 PM »
So I checked, he has 6 TDs in 11 starts against the Jets, which is a 54.5% strike rate.

In his career he has 33 TDs in 144 starts, which is a 22.9% strike rate.

He might not always score against us, but he does scores at over twice his normal rate against the Jets. Local boy as well, maybe he acquires extra power from the Jersey air.
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Re: Week 14 : Titans @ Jets
« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2015, 03:51:23 PM »
Quote from: Derek Smalls on December 11, 2015, 03:10:57 PM
Walker plays well against most teams.

As for Fasano, I can't help but think of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsuTMlTWUEg

My managers son is good friends with Fasano, was at his Bachelor party and wedding, says he's a good dude.
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Re: Week 14 : Titans @ Jets
« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2015, 03:58:55 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on December 11, 2015, 03:51:23 PM
My managers son is good friends with Fasano, was at his Bachelor party and wedding, says he's a good dude.
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Re: Week 14 : Titans @ Jets
« Reply #38 on: December 11, 2015, 06:03:31 PM »

Quote from: Badger on December 11, 2015, 07:42:32 AM
According to the Jets it's going to be 67F on Sunday.

It's going to be warmer there than in LA.
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Re: Week 14 : Titans @ Jets
« Reply #39 on: December 11, 2015, 07:32:39 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on December 11, 2015, 03:51:23 PM
My managers son is good friends with Fasano, was at his Bachelor party and wedding, says he's a good dude.

Tell the queynte to stop scoring on us then. If he scores on Sunday you're responsible.
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Re: Week 14 : Titans @ Jets
« Reply #40 on: December 11, 2015, 09:31:44 PM »
I have 2 tickets face $100 a piece. Sitting with me and an invite to tailgate. 
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Re: Week 14 : Titans @ Jets
« Reply #41 on: December 11, 2015, 09:59:24 PM »
Fasano is barely rosterable at this point in his career. Not worried about him 
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Re: Week 14 : Titans @ Jets
« Reply #42 on: December 12, 2015, 12:52:55 AM »
Key to win: contain Mariota in the pocket and put Pryor on Delanie. If this team wants to make the playoffs we need to put teams like the Titans away.

30-13 Jets
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Re: Week 14 : Titans @ Jets
« Reply #43 on: December 12, 2015, 02:30:09 AM »
Quote from: Pope on December 12, 2015, 12:52:55 AM
Key to win: contain Mariota in the pocket and put Pryor on Delanie. If this team wants to make the playoffs we need to put teams like the Titans away.

30-13 Jets

So much truth to this. If you want to make the playoffs, you have to beat a 2 win team, who just gave up 39 points at home to the Jags
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Re: Week 14 : Titans @ Jets
« Reply #44 on: December 12, 2015, 11:26:20 AM »

Quote from: Libero_2 on December 12, 2015, 02:30:09 AM
So much truth to this. If you want to make the playoffs, you have to beat a 2 win team, who just gave up 39 points at home to the Jags

I think they have three wins.
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