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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #270 on: October 15, 2020, 10:08:39 AM »
Quote from: insanity on October 09, 2020, 01:11:26 PM
Did people in the 30s just have zero athleticism?

They look like players in Madden with 0 Awr.

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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #271 on: November 01, 2020, 03:54:37 PM »
My daughter just saw Roger Goodell on TV and thought he was Conan O'Brien

"It's the silly guy!"
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #272 on: November 17, 2020, 10:00:55 AM »
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #273 on: November 26, 2020, 12:31:21 PM »
Larry Fitzgerald got rona.  Maybe we can have an outbreak to end the season early before we win a game.  Seal that tank.
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #274 on: November 26, 2020, 12:49:35 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on November 26, 2020, 12:31:21 PM
Larry Fitzgerald got rona.  Maybe we can have an outbreak to end the season early before we win a game.  Seal that tank.


Oh excrement that's not good, the elderly are at much higher risk. Hope he's being properly cared for.
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #275 on: December 10, 2020, 02:25:46 PM »
nfl.com has always been a dogshit site, but this season they revamped it for mobile and made it dog-who-only-eats-rotten-cheese dogshit.
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #276 on: December 10, 2020, 02:30:54 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on November 26, 2020, 12:49:35 PM
Oh excrement that's not good, the elderly are at much higher risk. Hope he's being properly cared for.

Rudy just cartwheeled out of the hospital, Fitzgerald will be fine in days if not hours.
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So it turns out, Italian Seafood was right an everyone can go freak themselves.

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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #277 on: December 17, 2020, 01:06:15 PM »
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The Texans have met with Louis Riddick to interview for the General Manager role.



Sounds like Riddick is the "rooney rule patsie" for the GM searches in 2020.  He's also got interviews lined up with other teams (Lions too i believe).
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #278 on: December 17, 2020, 02:11:08 PM »
The Houston Texans have a Chaplain running things. As a Jew I hope the Jets hire the Pope. This way he can exorcise the freaking demons that are plaguing this team.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2020, 02:41:16 PM by Miamipuck »
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #279 on: December 17, 2020, 02:21:13 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on December 17, 2020, 02:11:08 PM
The Houston Texans have a Chaplain running things. As a Jew I hope the Jets hire the Pope. This way he can exorcise the freaking demons that a plaguing this team.

This would just result in the Pope getting AIDS
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #280 on: December 17, 2020, 02:51:36 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on December 17, 2020, 02:11:08 PM
The Houston Texans have a Chaplain running things. As a Jew I hope the Jets hire the Pope. This way he can exorcise the freaking demons that are plaguing this team.

Might as well bring in Anton LaVey to make sure we're covering all angles.
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #281 on: December 17, 2020, 03:00:53 PM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on December 17, 2020, 02:51:36 PM
Might as well bring in Anton LaVey to make sure we're covering all angles.
No I feel that satan is working hard enough on the Jets or maybe he isn't.
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #282 on: December 17, 2020, 05:31:35 PM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on December 17, 2020, 02:51:36 PM
Might as well bring in Anton LaVey to make sure we're covering all angles.
Dark horse candidate: Xenu
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #283 on: December 17, 2020, 05:51:00 PM »
Quote from: Badger on December 17, 2020, 05:31:35 PM
Dark horse candidate: Xenu

We’d get some elite health enforcement.
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Re: LOL NFL
« Reply #284 on: December 17, 2020, 07:53:04 PM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on December 17, 2020, 05:51:00 PM
We’d get some elite health enforcement.
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