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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #121 on: February 20, 2021, 08:13:10 AM »
https://nypost.com/2021/02/19/columbia-prof-i-snort-heroin-regularly-for-work-life-balance/amp/

I was on board until I saw this man's fingernails in the second photo.  Do not trust this man. 

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #122 on: February 20, 2021, 08:18:11 AM »
I was on board until I saw this man's fingernails in the second photo.  Do not trust this man. 

Snorting a bump out of a different fingernail pocket before every lecture

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He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #123 on: February 20, 2021, 08:27:31 AM »
That’s actually not that far off from your average wino professor.
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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #124 on: March 09, 2021, 07:23:29 AM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #126 on: March 09, 2021, 10:21:46 AM »
The profile is even funnier

Only 100$ for her cum stained clothes, that's a pretty solid investment during uncertain times

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #127 on: March 11, 2021, 11:12:15 AM »

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #128 on: March 15, 2021, 01:46:40 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #129 on: March 15, 2021, 03:55:04 PM »

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #130 on: March 22, 2021, 11:21:59 AM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #132 on: March 24, 2021, 03:12:34 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #133 on: March 26, 2021, 09:07:29 AM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: #Blessed
« Reply #134 on: March 27, 2021, 05:26:59 PM »
https://twitter.com/startunnels/status/1375604164361912320?s=21

I’m incredibly self aware that my brain is dumb because I find this hilarious. The concept moreso than the tweet/joke
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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