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Re: Week 1: Jets defeat Browns 31-10
« Reply #120 on: September 18, 2015, 05:34:56 AM »
He's a 300lb defensive end. How much more freaking mass is he supposed to put on? I don't want to see him slow down.

Especially given the fact he was faster than he should be by all rights and was chasing down Manziel in a footrace multiple times last sunday
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Re: Week 1: Jets defeat Browns 31-10
« Reply #121 on: September 18, 2015, 08:12:56 AM »
I met him in person. I don't see how much bigger he can get.
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Re: Week 1: Jets defeat Browns 31-10
« Reply #122 on: September 18, 2015, 08:26:24 AM »
I met him in person. I don't see how much bigger he can get.

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Re: Week 1: Jets defeat Browns 31-10
« Reply #123 on: September 18, 2015, 08:32:39 AM »
Getting stronger doesn't necessarily mean he needs to put on another 50 pounds. When he gets going in an NFL fitness/conditioning program I am sure he will lose some fat gain some muscle and have his balls shrink from all the steroids.
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Re: Week 1: Jets defeat Browns 31-10
« Reply #124 on: September 18, 2015, 08:34:33 AM »

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Re: Week 1: Jets defeat Browns 31-10
« Reply #125 on: September 18, 2015, 08:36:35 AM »
Is he Afa or Seika?
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Re: Week 1: Jets defeat Browns 31-10
« Reply #126 on: September 18, 2015, 08:41:51 AM »
Getting stronger doesn't necessarily mean he needs to put on another 50 pounds. When he gets going in an NFL fitness/conditioning program I am sure he will lose some fat gain some muscle and have his balls shrink from all the steroids.

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Re: Week 1: Jets defeat Browns 31-10
« Reply #127 on: September 18, 2015, 09:54:51 AM »
Especially given the fact he was faster than he should be by all rights and was chasing down Manziel in a footrace multiple times last sunday
  He'd look like a rabid cheetah racing next to Coples.

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