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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #317 on: May 19, 2020, 02:42:51 PM »

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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #318 on: May 19, 2020, 03:00:17 PM »


talk about a pencil neck, Freddie Blassie would have a field day.
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #319 on: May 19, 2020, 03:03:19 PM »
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #320 on: May 20, 2020, 10:27:00 AM »


I'm debating whether to write a post or not to Ether people who were dicks in this thread.

That initial stripper post was actually to give some insight/anecdotal experience on things I've done. If i hated you guys or didn't respect you, I def wouldn't have shared that or the other stuff i've said. I just was giving insight on how to maximize your experience at a strip club and not be the typical poopchute who wastes a bunch of money for nothing. Go reread it, remove emotional bias and you'll see.

Tommy, Badger, Bo, and a few others either know me well enough or are nice enough people not to be dicks about things and take things the wrong way. Puck knows the deal too, even if he's mummified and fossilized at this point. I can't speak for others. A couple of the married + smarmy guys(i.e. both, not just one) seem particularly defensive about it.

I'm only posting this because I'm drunk, but honestly if I wanted to be "bragging" i'd post pics of my exs, tinder girls, and other girls i've fucked in the past. Why in the freaking world would i care to try to impress this group? I can't conjure one way in which that'd serve me.  It's an area i've had a large amount of success in, and I feel like too many shoot themselves in foot for. I've refrained from making snarky comments. For a community that fawns over celebrities or other random and irrelevant women they basically put on a pedestal (they shouldn't) it's pretty ironic that i'm getting slammed for the things I've said. 

but mostly, I don't give a excrement.  If anyone spent 10 minutes with me they wouldn't even question the things I've wrote. I've lived a really fun and uniquely interesting life, and I think most people tend to limit themselves so I don't mind sharing knowledge where it's suitable.  Some people take that as an afront to their manhood, which is stupid and insecure. In fact, for the idiots saying "women are not a puzzle" (they're not, because a puzzle is linear. hence art over science), I had this very conversation about human and male/female dynamics with this smoking hot light skinned bollywood looking Indian girl tonight for a good 20-30 minutes. She completely agreed. We danced almost the whole night, made out and she and her 3 friends want to hang out tomorrow at the pool. One of her other friends who i was talking to for a bit said "I get exactly why <indian girl's name> was into you", and proceeded to get ultra touchy and flirty with me too.

So, yeah....i'm sure I sound like a douche with this post but it's only because a select few people act like faggots with the mob mentality.
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #321 on: May 20, 2020, 10:32:36 AM »
lmao

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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #322 on: May 20, 2020, 10:47:42 AM »
4/10.  Bolt-on funbags 2% unlevel on left side.  Not Miami-hot.

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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #323 on: May 20, 2020, 10:50:43 AM »
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We danced almost the whole night, made out and she and her 3 friends want to hang out tomorrow at the pool. One of her other friends who i was talking to for a bit said "I get exactly why <indian girl's name> was into you", and proceeded to get ultra touchy and flirty with me too.

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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #324 on: May 20, 2020, 01:33:53 PM »
You faggots are still jealous 4-5 years later.
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #325 on: May 20, 2020, 02:03:55 PM »
The dudes posts read like PUA fanfiction
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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #326 on: May 20, 2020, 09:09:37 PM »
The dudes posts read like PUA fanfiction

imagine LARPing on a jets fan message board

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Re: Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?
« Reply #327 on: May 20, 2020, 09:22:03 PM »
imagine LARPing on a jets fan message board

Got touchy feely and ultra flirty with a level 9 sorceress last weekend. Reeled her in by peacocking as a Knight and then negged the excrement out of her. Gonna meet up to do some good coke and ignore her til she sexes me, hard. Red pill babbie. Go Jets!
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