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Re: Duff Simulator 2015
« Reply #30 on: January 21, 2015, 01:44:50 PM »
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Re: Duff Simulator 2015
« Reply #31 on: January 21, 2015, 01:56:19 PM »
Only if he took the league min to go away, far far away.

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Re: Duff Simulator 2015
« Reply #32 on: January 21, 2015, 01:58:40 PM »
This going to take forever, but thank you.

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Re: Duff Simulator 2015
« Reply #33 on: January 21, 2015, 02:51:01 PM »
Got Bradford, Vereen and Freeney at cap friendly deals.  Obviously I cut Geno, CJ and Pace.

Bradford with Decker, Harvin and Kerley would be fun.

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Re: Duff Simulator 2015
« Reply #34 on: January 21, 2015, 03:54:02 PM »
SIGNED PLAYERS
Name   Position   Cap Hit
Shane Vereen   RB   2,400,000
Michael Crabtree   WR   7,500,000
Mike Iupati   G   4,200,000
Leger Douzable   DE   1,000,000
Nick Fairley   DT   4,200,000
Pernell McPhee   OLB   4,500,000
Brooks Reed   OLB   4,900,000
Brandon Spikes   ILB   3,200,000
Byron Maxwell   CB   4,900,000
Tanner Purdum   LS   1,000,000
Sam Bradford   QB   8,000,000

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Re: Duff Simulator 2015
« Reply #35 on: January 21, 2015, 06:14:02 PM »
SIGNED PLAYERS
Name   Position   Cap Hit
Shane Vereen   RB   2,400,000
Michael Crabtree   WR   7,500,000
Mike Iupati   G   4,200,000
Leger Douzable   DE   1,000,000
Nick Fairley   DT   4,200,000
Pernell McPhee   OLB   4,500,000
Brooks Reed   OLB   4,900,000
Brandon Spikes   ILB   3,200,000
Byron Maxwell   CB   4,900,000
Tanner Purdum   LS   1,000,000
Sam Bradford   QB   8,000,000

I had to pay Brad 30M 75% guaranteed over 3 years.  The hell did you get him for 8M?

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Re: Duff Simulator 2015
« Reply #36 on: January 21, 2015, 06:17:26 PM »
I had to pay Brad 30M 75% guaranteed over 3 years.  The hell did you get him for 8M?

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Re: Duff Simulator 2015
« Reply #37 on: January 21, 2015, 06:38:51 PM »
Am I the only person high on Bradford, regardless of midget hookers and blow?

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Re: Duff Simulator 2015
« Reply #38 on: January 21, 2015, 06:53:36 PM »
Am I the only person high on Bradford, regardless of midget hookers and blow?

he can't stay on the field
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Re: Duff Simulator 2015
« Reply #39 on: January 21, 2015, 07:08:51 PM »

I would be both very excited and very worried about Bradford. He has the talent to be a top 10 QB if he somehow stays healthy.

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Re: Duff Simulator 2015
« Reply #40 on: January 21, 2015, 07:09:44 PM »
I would be both very excited and very worried about Bradford. He has the talent to be a top 10 QB if he somehow stays healthy.

He'd get killed behind our OL
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Re: Duff Simulator 2015
« Reply #41 on: January 21, 2015, 07:10:53 PM »
He'd get killed behind our OL

Well that's what Duff Man is supposed to be working on.

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Re: Duff Simulator 2015
« Reply #42 on: January 21, 2015, 07:13:50 PM »
Even when healthy Bradford hasn't excited me. No way I invest north of 5 million on him. His health insurance policy will single handedly put us over the cap

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Re: Duff Simulator 2015
« Reply #43 on: January 21, 2015, 07:15:09 PM »
Even when healthy Bradford hasn't excited me. No way I invest north of 5 million on him. His health insurance policy will single handedly put us over the cap

He was having a great season this year before he tore his ACL
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Re: Duff Simulator 2015
« Reply #44 on: January 21, 2015, 07:17:13 PM »
it's hard to get excited about Sam Bradford when you already have your heart set on jake locker
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